Quote the Index "Almost all violations of Capitol watchdog p. 3 national security turn out to uwm Dance raises $1,000 3 be inaccurate." Selective harassment. 4 —Ben Bradlee, executive ed­ Stuermer's revelations..... 7 itor of the Washington Post, Running in the rain 9 speaking Tuesday on govern­ Beaver Quiz winners.... 12 ment and the press See story on p. 3 Vol. 28, No. 55 April 19, 1984 Suicide suspected in fall from Sandburg

by Julie Bolding Sackin was taken to Mil­ The cause of death was listed as Area supervisors of the dormi­ Hodermann said. waukee County Medical Complex multiple trauma in the press tory aided UWM officials in calm­ According to police officials at A 20-year-old UWM student fell at 8700 W. Ave. and release distributed to reporters at ing concerned dormitory resi­ the press conference, the woman to her death from the 22nd floor of pronounced dead at 9:59 p.m., an early morning press conference dents. was not known to have a history of Sandburg Halls' North Tower five minutes after she arrived, in the University Police Depart­ Investigators were still con­ depression or mental illness. Wednesday evening in an said an official of the Medical ment headquarters at 3400 N. ducting an extensive examination However, Hodermann said earlier apparent suicide, according to the Examiner's Office. Maryland Aye. of Sackin's room for clues that at the scene that reports indicate University Police. might explain what led to her she may have made previous The name of the woman, Julia action, officials said at the press suicide attempts. R. Sackin, was released to The conference. "UWM is deeply saddened by Post at 7 a.m. Thursday morning From all indications, Sackin this tragic loss," said Assistant by an official of the was alone in the room at the time Chancellor for Student Affairs County Medical Examiner's of the fall, police officials said. Don Hardy. Office, who also said that the Sergeant Pam Hodermann of "A full and complete investi­ mother of the woman had been the University Police said that gation of this matter will be informed at around 5 a.m. of her Sackin was found with blood on carried out and the University* will daughter's death. her wrists, and that it looked as if make known all of the facts Sackin was from Toronto, she had slit her wrists before the involved with the case as they Ontario. fall. Blood was found in the room become known to us," Hardy The police were notified about from which the woman jumped, said. the event by two students who had seen the woman on the ground, officials said. Dorms get separate UWM Police Officer Todd Caze found Sackin's body on the north lawn of the tower at 9:11 p.m. He policy-making board found no pulse or evidence that by Kris Riegert the woman was breathing, then optimism about the cooperation immediately .called for a para­ between the Union and Sandburg. The Sandburg Policy Board, a medic team. "I thought I'd have to deal with new subcommittee of the Union the anger of a lot of residents who Within minutes, several am­ Policy Board, is being developed wanted the transfer to go.through, bulances, a fire truck and at least in an effort to improve services in but it has been almost non-exis­ one local television news camera the Sandburg Commons. The tent," he said. crew were on the scene. board would deal with issues "The residents are truly inter­ "It took only a few minutes for involving the cafeteria, Palm Gar­ ested in having a quality operation them (the paramedics) to show dens, Emporium, gameroom, and are willing to work at im­ up," Caze said. University police surveyed the area where a UWM student fell to her death Wednesday from a Sandburg Halls room. Flicks and Cabaret. provements." Post photo by Bob Lynch Jn an attempt to improve serv­ ice earlier this year, the Depart­ Expansion seen ment of Housing tried to take Some of the changes planned control of the Commons opera­ for fall include expansion of the 'Bunnythugs' tion. Although the transfer was Living Learning Center, with the denied by UWM Chancellor Frank addition of 10 to 12 new compu­ Behind those cute faces, sinister minds are at work Horton, the need for improvement ters and an increase in the was recognized and the develop­ number of sale items in the by James A. Wolter and Titanic tragedies, acts of terrorism so ment of a Sandburg Policy Board Emporium. inhumane that nobody in any "family" wanted to was suggested. Hardy said he has already seen take cfedit for them. Everybody knows him. Or at least they think Under the proposed constitu­ a "turnaround in the improve­ they do. Around the turn of the century, many of the tion, the nine-member committee ment of the food service" in both You see, in this case "him" really means would-be Balistrieris and Capones were arriving would include five Sandburg resi­ the Palm Gardens and cafeteria. in America. They had lofty goals, goals which "them," and there are so many of "them" dents appointed by Sandburg Residents' input is being could only be realized through violence. around that it's difficult to know the truth. The Halls Administrative Council, two sought on food quality and variety They soon discovered, however, that such UPB-appointed members and an through surveys Bauman added blatant displays of violence would simply not be honorary non-voting member that the Food Service Committee tolerated by the average American. What was from both Housing and Asso­ [Turn to p. 10 needed was a covert group of sadistic thugs that ciated Union Services. could successfully carry out their whims without Although the Sandburg Policy leaving a stain on their already-tarnished public Board would be under UPB juris­ Black Union image. > diction, it would determine much These gangsters were violent, to be sure, but of the policy for Sandburg, accord­ elects officers they were not without their sentimental side—of ing to Kirby Stanat, director of The results of the election for little kid in all of us. Therefore, they ultimately AUS. new Black Student Union officers organized a .terrorist front group under the . SHAC is expected to vote on the are official. The new officers will auspices of the Easter Bunny (Santa Claus having proposed constitution at its next assume their positions beginning already been taken by the communists, but that's meeting, April 24. It will then go June 1. another story) ^ to UPB, Vice-Chancellor Donald Jessie Ward will be BSU's next Apparently, it seemed rather silly, even to the Hardy, and possibly Horton for president. Ward defeated Ralph God-Bunny (as he was called then), to have his final approval. SHAC President Walker and Reggie Griffin. men run around in bunny suits while carrying out Sue Molin expects the board to be Mabel Lamb will take over as his dirty work. Mafia research and development in operation by this fall, and will vice president. Lamb defeated gave them the breakthrough they desperately appoint an interim committee Kelly Carter and Stephine Spence. needed. until permanent officers are elec­ Both the presidential and vice By hybriding their members with European ted. presidential winners defeated rabbits, they soon had armies of Bunnythugs. their opponents by 2 to 1 margins. These now infamous Bunnythugs averaged 6'1" Improvements begin The closest race was for the and 200 pounds, yet still carried certain traits Some improvements have al­ position of treasurer. from the rodent side of their genes. Little fuzzy ready been implemented in Sand­ Desiree Hogans collected 98 tails and short rabbit-like ears were the only burg, such as sale items in the votes to Philip Red's 91 votes in noticeable traces of their former heritage. Emporium and a second cash winning the race for treasurer. To disguise these oddities, the Bunnythugs register in the Palm Gardens. The results appear to be the were instructed to wear full-length trench coats Greater improvements are final word on the BSU elections. myth of the Easter Bunny has become so and to use Grecian Formula when not on the job. planned for fall, Molin said. Last week, there were a few ingrained in our thinking that our vision has been The famous gangster Bugs Malone would one day "I've received only positive isolated allegations that current clouded. be the model for all future clones. comments so far," she said. officers of BSU were illegally The Easter Bunny—or bunnies if you will—are Today, the Bunnythugs have refined their "There was a communication stalling elections. The Student actually a vicious branch of the Cosa Nostra, or tactics and appearances and become virtually problem but now it's solved." Court subsequently found no mafia as many know of it. Originally, this group of suburban. They have infested our shopping malls merit to the charges. bunnies was designed to carry out the most and overrun our city parks, particularly in the Dave Bauman, the Union liai­ son in Sandburg, also expressed ruthless acts of terrorism, such as the Hindenburg [Turn to p. 5] "THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER MADE ABOUT ROCK AND ROLL." 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Page 4 Editorials April 19, 1984 Our View I HKVE THE r trvti Bo»¥B1 LATEST PROPOPOSAL Black Student Union BY THE U.S. TO ^ BAN THE PRODUCTION needlessly harrassed OF CHEH1CAL. WEAPONS-UH... Recent actions taken against the Black Student Union at UWM by .a Student Association officer and an associate justice on the Student Court were at best childish and at worst malicious in intent. Last week, after supposedly receiving complaints from "a few" black students concerning BSU's election process, Nichole Gantshar, chair of the Senate Finance Committee, sought a temporary restraining order against BSU. This would have effectively cut off the group's funding and therefore severely limit its effectiveness in serving its members. Gantshar complained that BSU was in violation of its charter because it didn't hold elections for major officers in March, also, Gantshar speculated aloud that non-blacks might not be allowed to vote in the elections. Gantshar could neither produce the names of the black students who complained, nor provide the basis for saying non-blacks would be excluded from voting. However, someone on the Student Court took this 'non-evidence' and ran with it. Only hours after Gantshar lodged her complaints in the form of a letter, a restraining order bearing Chief Justice Ike Modebelu's name and written on court stationery was issued. However, Modebelu's signature was not on the document—the chief* justice is the only one who can serve such an order—and Modebelu himself said the next day that he never wrote the order. Someone did write the order, though, and until Modebelu dismissed this 'case' Friday, BSU was cast in an unfair and unfounded bad light. This obvious and backhanded collusion between persons in SA and the Student Court bears the ominous stench of power-gone-astray. BSU was never in conflict with the election procedures of its constitution or student organization rules in general. What's more, students who are behind this trimming nearly all aspects of there currently are no non-black members of BSU, and membership situation have betrayed the stu­ government, social programs had is the only requirement for voting. If Gantshar can read infractions Letters dents of this campus, the black to follow. In the trade-off of lower worthy of court action into these facts, she is wasting her time in community and the BSU. This has taxes for less benefits, obviously, student politics. created a situation where internal only those receiving benefits in Gantshar is currently in the process of overseeing segregated fee SFC chair matters cannot be handled inter­ the first place had anything to allocations to student organizations. Her recent actions raise nally. As a former president and lose. So regarding the editorial's questions as to whether or not she is competent to handle this should resign also a black student, I feel that we claim that Reagan gives to the rich important job. as a group should think before at the expense of the poor, the To the Editor: cleaning our dirty laundry in the At the same time, we would hope that all members of the Student truth is that he is taking less from I would like to comment on the media. I also feel that this is a Court can in the future maintain the objectivity that is central to its everyone and then giving away cover story in your April 12 issue. matter for the BSU and the Dean existence. Our political and judicial leaders have better things to do less. Workers (actually the major­ The Black Student Union is a of Students, and not the SA and than needlessly harass student organizations. ity of Americans) have the most to treasured organization to many the Post. gain from this policy. Any net loss students on the UWM campus. to those in the lower tax brackets Editorials appearing under "Our View" represent staff opinion. The The input arid the views of black will only be short term, as the now editorial board consists of: Jim Rami, editorial editor; Jane Rider and Cordially, students are of interest to the expanding economy is creating Don Schauf, news editors; and Kevin Liner, editor-in-chief. Henry Byars administration, the Board of Former President of the more jobs and revenue. In the Regents, and people in the Mil­ Black Student Union long run, an increase in the waukee area. These views have Submitted April 18,1984 standard of living will result. It is been felt in some way by all who common economic belief that less live in Milwaukee. taxes tends to spur economic Ms. Nichole Gantshar, SA Sen; growth. ate Finance Chair, seems'to think Reagan doing We cannot continue handing Good Friday that because she is chair of the 9 out dollars now at the expense of finance committee, she has the the 'right thing the entire nation later. Reagan is right to set internal policy for an doing the right thing. organization. Ms. Gantshar, no To the Editor: Contrary to what the Post staff matter how many complaints you In response to the April 5 "Our advises, those who want to get a have heard, you have no right to View" Post editorial attacking" chance to work for a living won't start any court action against any Reagan's lower tax/less social choose the Democratic vote-get­ organization. This shows a great programs policy, a few things ting policy of giving away more deal of bias in the way you choose must be said. and more money that ignores the to conduct yourself on the SFC Most of us agree that President long term results to the economy. and in the way you approve the Reagan's practice of cutting taxes allocation of segregated fees. is commendable and was much Michael Grande Ms. Gantshar has misused her needed. Novv the fact is that in Submitted April 17,1984 authority as SFC chair and should be removed as chair of this important committee because of her biases, and in the wake of the check-off system. Founded in 1956 I also would like to address the I was the deliverer of the liliij h. This awesome task issue of how the BSU elects its was ascribed to me, to bear the urch. The church was officers. Being a former presi­ Kevin Liner, Editor-in chief Susan Scharmach, Business Munagct draped in black. dent, I know if there were any Jim Rami, Editorial Editor Pat Butch, Advertising Manager I awoke late out of a restless an my mission early, complaints by any member in Jane Rider, .Veiiw Editor Mandy lMcCloskey, Acc'ts Receivable Why I had to deliver the lilies to the regard to the election, my staff Don Schauf, Sews Editor Tom Wright, Layout Ass't " ould not tell. It is my Dave Redemann, .-Im Exiitc Eugene Erasmus, Distributor cross and I am crucified to it. and I would have handled it more Susan Kaminski Arts Ass't I bought the lilies, without money out price, and then fairly in the eyes of our voting Annie Belke, Photography Editoi turned my attention to the sky. The di -cloudy, overhung, population. Graphic Artists Typesetters awesome. Great huge masses of air stood died. Waters poured Our constitution states who are Cttpy Desk Kay Queeman forth from the heart of the sky at spaced ir Maria Knuettel Doug Hissom, Chief Matthew Schaser s to the dead earth. members and what group on this Marc Daniloff Everything wept. It was noon. campus we, as officers, have to Rob Priewe Mark Zucker Jay Radloff Eront Office I had little time; I had to do what was r suiiar live carry in their tiny, flowered baskets than bales of \'(')_»i'iri. health and body care marijuana and kilos of cocaine. Even stranger still, they organized traditional- products, teas, spices, herbs and a like, alleged "Easter Egg Hunts," brainwashing lariM' assortnlent ol convenience our children into searching for their "prizes." health foods. These bizarre distribution practices are obviously the result of being fed so many tons of radiated carrots and greens. Come Visit Us So there you have it: the real story behind the Easter Bunny. I urge you to demonstrate and 3500 N. 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Stuermer's revelations on his music by Kevin Liner record label, to write 10 to 15 realized that he would have to "So I didn't know if I was going Perhaps this reponse is natural, and songs a year. make adjustments. "I had to to fit into the band (Genesis), or I coming from a man who makes his Dave Redemann Stuermer's involvement with adapt, because I came from more didn't know if I would really find a living in a live setting, as touring Genesis began in 1978. After of the fusion side, Jean-Luc place that would make me happy guitarist with the likes of Genesis In 1969, at age 16, guitarist Steve Hackett left to embark on a Ponty. "There was more speed in the band. and Collins. During his last tour Daryl Stuermer was drawn to the solo career, the three remaining involved with that," Stuermer "After I joined the group, that with Genesis, the band played six soaring sounds of progressive members decided to replace the explained. ' all changed. Because it's actually to seven nights a week. rock music. full-time Hackett with a part-time Stuermer's initial impression of a very interesting group, and "After a while, that gets pretty "I would say I was more touring guitarist. Genesis, before he joined, was not sounds alone are something I got grueling," he commented, but he interested in the English rock Bassist Alfonso Johnson of a positive one. Being an avid jazz more interested in." also pointed out the fringe bene­ groups than the American rock Ponty's group suggested Stuer-r fan, he tuned in Chip Monck's Just as Stuermer's impression fits. He travels to Europe every groups," he said in an interview year, either with the Collins tour Tuesday. "King Crimson and or Genesis, and tries to get out to Procol Harum were possibly my . see the sights when he can. favorite groups at the time.'' "You get some time. It's a lot of Fifteen years later, having per­ work, yes, but you may get two formed with Gino Vanelli anc days off in a row, and that's real Jean-Luc Ponty, the native Mil- nice. I mean, it's a great oppor­ waukeean is currently the touring tunity to go to Europe without guitarist for Gensis and the Phil even having to pay for it—in fact, Collins solo tour. He is also being paid to do it," he said. embarking upon a musical project He still finds himself agog at which will incorporate his leader­ the glamour of international star­ ship, influences and songwriting. dom. His favorite recording His colleagues in this endeavor session was for a solo record by display an impressive list of Frida of Abba in Stockholm, credits, as well. Keyboardist Brad Sweden. And he recently gave the Cole worked with Stuermer in performance of a lifetime with Vanelli's band, and has per­ Genesis. formed with Chaka Kahn and "The last concert we did in Donny and Marie Osmond. Drum­ England, which was about a mer Mark Torroll is a star on the month and a half ago," he Milwaukee scene, having played explained, "was memorable with Stuermer in Sweetbottom because, first of all, it's on video, and Oceans. the whole concert. There will be, "This is an experiment," Stuer­ eventually, something on Show­ mer said when asked if the new time (cable television) of the group is a permanent arrange­ Genesis concert." ment. He said that the group "At that show, Princess Di and would perform "lots and lots of Prince Charles were there, and original material" in two shows at we were in the lineup to meet the Kenwood Inn tonight. them. They were very, very nice, Stuermer wrote 10 of the songs Daryl Stuermer's career is legendary in his home town, Milwaukee. His guitar work was one of the and they talked to us individually to be performed. His early influ­ driving forces behind the local band Sweetbottom, and he has gone on to perform with Gino Vanelli and for about one to two minutes ences, King Crimson and Procol Jean-Luc Ponty. But his biggest claim to fame is his role as touring guitarist with Genesis. Stuermer's latest apiece, which I didn't expect. I'd Harum, became clearly evident project is a three-piece group, also featuring Brad Cole of Vanelli's band and Mark Torroll of Oceans. This say that was probably the most when he described his song- new group will perform tonight in the Kenwood Inn. memorable." writing as "more progressive rock But working and travelling con­ music than anything else. mer for the position as touring interview program on television to of Genesis changed, so did his tinue for Stuermer. In a month, he "We are doing instrumental guitarist. He and five other guitar­ see sax player Charles Lloyd and impression of Gabriel; so much, in will leave to play on a solo album music now, but it's basically ists auditioned in New York. guitarist Jon McLaughlin. fact, that the Stuermer/Cole/Tor- by Philip Bailey of Earth, Wind because we don't have a singer," Stuermer endeavored to explain A third guest was Genesis rell ensemble will perform an and Fire. It is being produced by he explained. Other than that, he how he was chosen. "I paid them founder Peter Gabriel. Stuermer instrumental version of Gabriel's Collins, and a Stuermer original is is optimistic about the band's a lot of money, you know," he saw a film clip from "Supper's "Shock the Monkey" at the being considered for the album­ direction.' 'We feel we now have a said, laughing. "I'm almost done Ready" of Gabriel wearing a Kenwood Inn tonight. in June, Stuermer, Cole and group sound," Stuermer said. paying them off now.'' flower costume on stage. Stuermer said that "Shock the Torroll return to Milwaukee to The group is presently audition­ In truth, Stuermer is amazed at "So that was my idea of what Monkey" is also a favorite video. record, and then Stuermer will sit ing lead singers, although Stuer­ his own success story. "I per­ Genesis was all about. It's not a He has no immediate plans to do in on sessions for a new Collins mer said that Phil Collins of sonally never expected it," he good thing to see when you're not any videos himself, but he's album in September. Early in Genesis is definitely not being stated. "When you get the audi­ seeing the whole concert...You disappointed with some videos 1985 he will tour with Collins and considered. "He doesn't need it," tion, you have to have the goods to come in the middle and you go, already on the air. record an album with Genesis. Stuermer said with a chuckle. do it. The luck comes in getting 'Christ, all this is is kind of "I watch MTV, too, and I just The Collins tour will get to the A record deal is in the offing, the audition. You don't make it by. pretentious theater,' " laughed say sometimes, 'I hope I don't do United States in June of 1985 and once the band finds a singer. being lucky; you basically make it Stuermer. one like that,' " he commented. Genesis will play here in early Stuermer has also signed a deal by having something." "The only reason I decided to "Sometimes I think videos are autumn of 1985. with Hit-and-Run Music, Genesis' But once he "made it," he listen to them is because the getting too far away from the Grueling, true, but Stuermer is songs. They're also putting some­ _-_----n-M----a---Bi-ai drummer Chester Thompson (for­ comfortable with his colleagues. merly of Weather Report) was thing in your head that the song "Actually, they make me feel Kinko's has quality 25% cotton paper and has nothing to do with, really. Hard cover binding for all your work that joining the group. I met him at pretty much part of the group, requires a sharp, professional appearance! O'Hare Field in Chicago and he "The thing I liked about'listen­ even if you aren't a member O said, 'I'm joining the group ing to music, especially when I outside of touring. f*l Kinko's can save me valuable time and money Genesis.' And I thought, 'What is was younger, was that I had a "It's been a great experience before my thesis goes to committee! he gonna do in Genesis?' " Like different idea of the song than up till now, and it doesn't seem Stuermer, Thompson is ex­ maybe someone else did. If you like it's going to end for a while. clusively a touring member of the ask any 15-year-old or 16-year-old I'm happy with the group, and I'm Genesis troup. what they think about when they. also working with Phil Collins' Stuermer then heard "Squonk" heard this song, they think about group, so I have two very good from the "Trick of the Tail" the video. groups to work with. album, which "gave me a little bit "And that's not very nice. It's "When I'm off, I like to work different idea of what the group not very good because there's with my own thing," he added. was About," upon joining. nothing left to the imagination.'' For now, that involves Stuermer, "Which was a good impression," Police videos seem to typify Cole and Tor ell; a trio that already he said. Stuermer's idea of good videos. "I has a reputation as a blockbuster Still, Stuermer wasn't quite love the Police videos, in fact. combination after only two previ­ sure what his function would be It's not that they're getting so ous shows. with the band. "I was used to into the technical side of videos. playing a lot of guitar solos with But I like the straight-ahead- Jean-Luc Ponty. Also, maybe ness...'Every Breath You Take' is technically, the parts were harder a great video. Tonight's two performances, at in Jean-Luc Ponty as far as the 3555 "It's because there's nothing 8:30 and 10:30 p.m., are being OPEN individual lines go—you were pretentious about it —they're presented by the Alternative Con­ Oakland EVERY kinko's copies actually playing violin lines on the actually playing their instruments cert Group. Tickets are $4.50 for DAY 964-COPY guitar. Very challenging stuff. for a change," Stuermer said. students with a valid ID. £>«j -g . • S P I N 0 Z AMP H A R 0 .$•

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UWM BOOKSTORE April 19,1984 Page 9 Calendar Thursday, April 19 Cold weather wins track meet 7:30 p.m. LECTURE: Confronting relationship problems, Sandburg Rec Center, spons,. by Campus Crusade Rain, snow and gusty winds Due to the bad weather, team The runners at the meet ran for Christ, free. made for a miserable track meet and individual scores were un­ against a strong wind throughout at Carthage Tuesday as tempera­ available because scorecards were most of the day.. Friday, April 20 tures dipped into the low 30s. damaged by the rain. "The distance runners started 12 to 8 p.m. OPEN JAM: Friday open jam, 8th Note Coffee­ Both the men's and women's It was so cold and windy that out against the wind but then house, spons. by UAB, free. "outdoor track teams traveled to some members even wore protect­ finished with it at their backs. It Carthage, but coaches and team ive garments to guard against the was almost self-defeating right Sunday, April 22 members wished they hadn't. wind. from the start," Herod said. Gallery ART SHOW: Masters' exhibitions, Fine Arts "It was outright dangerous for "Kim Robertson ran with her Both Panther teams will have Hours Gallery, runs through May 19. some people to even compete," sweatsuit and a hat and still ran a Easter week off before returning 6:30 p.m. WORSHIP: Service on "Celebrating Easter," Coach Frank Markel said. "Luck­ decent time," Assistant Coach to action in the Drake relays, April followed by Bible study on "Speaking in Tongues," ily, no one was hurt." John Herod said. 27-28. 2215 E. Kenwood Blvd., spons. by Wise. Lutheran Campus Ministry, free. Tuesday, April 24 Fan club recruits more members 12:30 p.m. CONCERT: Tuesday weekly lunch hour concert, Union Art Gallery, spons. by UWM Concert The "Panther Crazies," a group of sports fans to UWM basketball." Other team members Chorale, free. banded together to support UWM Panther agreed with him. Rebel 7 p.m. FILMS: "Rebel Without a Cause," and " Jailhouse athletics, will hold an organizational meeting The organizational meeting is being held for JHR 9:10 p.m. Rock," Union Cinema, spons. by YSV Film Society. Tuesday, April 24. The meeting will be at 9:30 several reasons. The primary reason is to get a 7:30 p.m. LECTURE: Last Lecture Series, Dr. Peter Wejks- p.m. in the lounge of the 19th floor of Sandburg nucleus of dedicated people to help organize the nora, UWM Zoology Dept., will speak on "High Halls' South Tower. group's activities. In addition, a mailing list will Technology, Science, and Fundamentalist Follies." The "Crazies" was started last basketball be compiled to keep members informed about Union Fireside Lounge, spons. by Mortar Board season by several Sandburg housefellows. The Panther athletics over the summer. and Pre-Med and Pre-Health, free. group became a mainstay at men's basketball Anyone interested in "Panther Crazies" but games, adding to the attendance and noise at the unable to attend the meeting should send their Friday, April 27 . Basketball Captain Steve Pitrof summer mailing address to: Sandburg Box 1908, 8 p.m. POETRY: Antler and Poniewaz poetry reading, 631 termed the "Crazies," "The best thing to happen Milwaukee, WI 53201, or call 963-7389. N. 19th Street (at Wisconsin Ave.), $2.

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When the Jill Sasse-16 /2Correct Beaver's mother and father? too much like a nature program. Heidi Wolf-16 correct A. Ward and June. Q15. Lumpy's father, mother and Post says that they're givin' buttons to the winners, they're Q2. What was the name of Mrs. sister also appeared on "Beaver." givin' buttons to the winners, •Kurt Wibbenmeyer-16 correct Cleaver's aunt who became very What were their first names? 'Aw shut-up, Wally. It's my contest, I can know who won if I Francine Koepinaa-15 correct attached to Beaver? A. Fred, Gwendolyn, and Violet. Brad Hinson-121/2 correct want. Mom. Wally won't let me know who won!" 1 A. Aunt Martha. Q16. What was the name of (In walks Mrs. Cleaver) Judy DeMars-11 /2 correct Wally's perennial girlfriend? Q3. What was the name of the "Now boys, what is going on here." school where both Beaver and A. Mary Ellen Rodgers. Wally attended kindergarten Q17. What was Beaver's real first "Wally won't let me find out who won the 'Beaver Test,' through 8th grade? name, and why is he called mom." A. Grant Avenue Grammar "Beaver"? "Okay Beaver, HI tell you who they are. Then will you School. A. Theodore. When he was behave7' Q4. What was "Lumpy" Ruther­ •younger, Wally couldn't pro­ "Yes mom." ford's real first name? nounce "Theodore" clearly. It A. Clarence. came out as "Beaver," and the Q20. What was the name of the Q23. What summer job did Wally Q5. While in grammar school, nickname stuck. fireman that Beaver could always have that caused Beaver and his who was Beaver's teacher for Q18. Prior to creating and script­ turn to for advice? friends to visit daily? many years? ing the majority of "Beaver" A. Gus. A. He worked at a soda fountain. A. Miss Landers. episodes, writers Bob Mosher and Q21. In what city was Larry Q24. Following the cancellation of Q6. During that same period who Joe Connelly wrote over 1,500 Mondello's father usually to be "Leave It to Beaver," Jerry was Beaver's principal? episodes of a popular radio show. found, especially when Larry mis­ Mathers [Beaver] formed a rock A. Miss Rayburn. What was it? behaved? band. What was the group's Q7. What program replaced A. "Amos'n Andy." A. Cincinnati. name? "Leave it to Beaver" when it was Q19. What was the name of Q22. What is Ken Osmond, the A. "Beaver and the Trappers." not renewed for the 1963-64 Beaver's friend who coaxed him to actor who played Eddie Haskell, season? climb a billboard upon which he ' presently doing for a living? Q25. What was the name of the A. "My Three Sons." fell into a "bowl of soup"? A. He is a motorcycle highway town where the Cleavers lived? Q8. What did Beaver's father do a. Whitey Whitney. " patrolman in Los Angeles (CHiPs). , A. Mayfield. at "the office"? A. While it was never revealed in the show what he really did, some We have MONEY AVAILABLE for have speculated he was a busi­ nessman of some sort. Q9. What was Beaver's phone number? STUDENT A. He had two numbers. When the family lived on Pine Street: Klondike 5-4763. When the Cleav­ ers lived on Maple Drive: Whitney LOANS HOLY 1-2738. Q10. What was the name of the { State Central is a participant in the playing field where Beaver and Wisconsin Higher Education Corporation WEEK Wally played baseball and foot­ ball? Guaranteed Student Loan Program ... Holy Thursday A. Metzger's Field. To apply, you must attend school or Evening Mass of the Lord's Supper 7:30 pm Qll. Why did Barbara Billingsly reside in Milwaukee, Waukesha, Wash­ choose to wear a necklace in every FHm: "GodspeH" at _h30 pm "Beaver" episode? ington, Ozaukee, Fond du Lac, Racine, Good Friday Kenosha, Walworth, Dodge, Sheboygan A. Ms. Billingsly was very con­ Service 1:00 pm. Liturgy of Work, Veneration of Cross, scious of her long, slender neck. or Jefferson county and maintain a Communion (Chapel is open from 12:00-3:00pm) She felt that the TV lights would savings account at State Central. cast an unpleasant shadow on her Holy Saturday neck. Also, the necklace aided in Call us for complete details! hiding an indentation which she Easter Vigil 7:30 pm. Service of Light Liturgy of Word, felt made her look harsh. Renewal of Baptism, Eucharist Q12. What was Beaver's locker number? Easter Sunday A. 42. STATE CENTRAL CREDIT UNION restive Masses at 9:30 and 11:00 am Q13. What was the name of the 10015 West Greenfield Avenue • Milwaukee WI 53214 • (414) 778-1000 lake at which the Cleaver family 7932 North 76th Street • Milwaukee WI 53223 • (414) 354-2662 Catholic Campus Ministry often vacationed? 2332 West St. Paul • Fox Run Center • Waukesha WI 53186 • (414) 547-0550 1811 West Washington Street • West Send WI 53095 • (414) 33.-0011 NEWMAN CENTER A. 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