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College opens its doors Pilchen used Successful alumna SA funds for welcomes Class of 2012 movies, Wawa, during Convocation cigarettes SA Vice President confesses to spending nearly $140 of SA money on self

By Miles Hilder burg-area stores including Wawa, Flat Hat News Editor Rite-Aid and McDonald’s. The initial

purchase occurred at a movie theater maral noori-moghaddam — Student Assembly Vice President on April 28. Interim College President Taylor Reveley watches as Convocation speaker Rhian Horgan ’99 addresses the Class of 2012 Friday afternoon. and former president Zach Pilchen ’09 “I had been carrying [the debit admitted last night to making person- card] around,” Pilchen told The Flat Horgan ’99 encourages students to seek out opportunities al purchases amounting to $138.51 at Hat last night. “I literally went to a the end of last semester using a debit movie, pulled my wallet out, and gave By Maria Moy provider. leagues, all dressed in black dress robes, card connected to an off-campus ac- them the card and then got it back Flat Hat Staff Writer The ceremony lasted a little over half that it was “socially acceptable to remove all count managed by and was like ‘holy shit, that’s the Stu- an hour and included a welcome address their garments … just take it off.” the SA. dent Assembly card.’” The Class of 2012 was welcomed to the given by Provost Geoffrey Feiss, the of- Horgan’s keynote address urged stu- Pilchen came Hopkins remembered Pilchen ad- College of William and Mary during the ficial opening of the academic session by dents to get involved in college life, taking forward concern- mitting the incident and believed that annual Convocation ceremony at the Wren Interim College President Taylor Reveley, full advantage of the College’s resources. ing his involve- it was an isolated occurrence. Building Friday. Horgan’s speech and the presentation of “I can assure you that this community ment with the “He seemed genuinely kind of sur- The Convocation speaker was Rhian the 2008 President’s Awards for Service to will not only shape and support you during missing funds after prised, and he was very lighthearted Horgan ’99, a former student body presi- the Community. your years at the College, but for the many SA President Val- about it … he was like, ‘I can’t believe dent and current vice president with J.P. The 80-degree weather was overwhelm- file photo — the flat hat the flat — file photo Pilchen erie Hopkins ’09 I did this, I accidentally bought tick- Morgan, a Fortune 500 financial services ing for some, and Reveley assured his col- See convocation page 4 confronted him fol- ets to “Harold and Kumar” and I re- lowing an investigation by Hopkins, ally don’t want to run into problems Senators Matt Beato ’09 and Walter with that,’” Hopkins said. “He was McClean ’09, Secretary of Finance like, ‘Don’t worry, I’m going to pay it Yael Gilboa ’11 and Senate finance RIAA suits send message, says prof chair Caroline Mullis ’09. Upon re- See pilchen page 4 turning from summer break, the tal settlement values the longer a specific group encountered a discrepancy in College ordered to hand over names for lawsuits lawsuit is prolonged. the account’s funds, as well as a miss- About the fund On two occasions last year, the RIAA sent ing statement that contained the pur- The primary off-campus account By Isshin Teshima from obtaining the names. settlement letters to the College, which the is made up of profits from Student chases in question. Nobody can offer Flat Hat Assoc. News Editor “The College did receive the subpoena school promptly forwarded to the students Assembly activities. The money an explanation as to why the state- to release to the RIAA the names of current whose IP addresses appeared on them. The can be used for special projects and ment was missing. The College of William and Mary recent- and former students who they said illegally College received 12 pre-litigation settlement events. According to SA bylaws, no The purchases, which range from ly complied with a controversial court order downloaded music,” College spokesman letters last year and 13 more this year. more than $750 can be withdrawn just over $3 to $20, took place during from the fund each month. Monthly and handed over the names of as many as Brian Whitson said. “We consulted with the However, this year marked the first oc- a 15-day span beginning April 28 and account activity reports must be 19 students to the Recording Industry As- attorney general’s office and complied with casion in which the school was ordered by ending May 12. submitted to the senate by the sociation of America. The industry group the court order.” the district court to release names. Pilchen acknowledged using secretary of finance at their first plans to sue the students for illegally shar- The RIAA’s settlement notices to Col- Whitson stated that without a court or- funds from the SA’s account to buy monthly meeting. The misappro- ing music online. lege students have been for $5,000 or less, der, the College would not have released items such as movie tickets, ciga- priation of these funds is subject to In June, U.S. District Judge F. Bradford and at least eight students have made settle- the names. He also said that the school rettes and sandwiches. The purchas- Honor Council or Judicial Council Stillman overturned a previous decision ment payments between $3,000 and $5,000. es were made at a variety of Williams- discipline. that had prevented the media trade group However, legal costs will likely drive up to- See RIAA page 4 research at the college VIMS scientist: ocean’s dead zones growing Mascot issue yet By Kara Starr Flat Hat Staff Writer to be addressed Oxygen-depleted dead zones are Reveley: ‘Tribe’ moniker a mascot in itself extending around the coastal regions of oceans — both here in and By Alex Guillén mascot,” he said. “It’s just that it around the world — at an alarmingly Flat Hat News Editor doesn’t have any physical manifes- swift rate, according to a recent study tation.” published by Virginia Institute of Ma- Ever since Colonel Ebirt, an Nevertheless, some students rine Science professor Robert Diaz. amorphous green blob wearing and administrators have been dis- VIMS is a graduate school of the Col- a tri-cornered hat, was retired as cussing the next mascot — espe- lege of William and Mary that focuses on the College of William and Mary’s cially after the College’s new logos marine science. It is located approximately unofficial mascot in 2005, the issue were unveiled last year to general 16 miles away from the main campus in of finding a replacement has been dislike. Williamsburg. eclipsed by more urgent issues. In these hypoxic dead zones, aquatic life be- Interim College President Tay- See mascot page 3 comes unsustainable, and the unique biodiver- lor Reveley said the reason he sity in each region is destroyed. The study, pub- hesitated to begin the search is lished in the journal Science, found that these dead because “mascots are a very zones have doubled every 10 years since 1960. dangerous subject.” Diaz reported that over 50 percent of U.S. estuaries and “I think that could either bays have reported dead zones; between Williamsburg and Wash- go very well and be a very ington, D.C., 15 separate dead zones have been identified. The sec- entertaining and unifying ond-largest dead zone on earth exists in the northern Gulf of Mexico. thing, or it could turn into a huge Dead zones are caused by nitrogen-rich agricultural runoff, which mess,” he said. “And since we travels through tributary rivers and feed in to the ocean’s coastal region. don’t need any messes right now, The nitrogen causes photosynthetic plankton to grow on the surface of we haven’t gotten started.” the water. The plankton eventually decays and sinks to the bottom of the Reveley said the Tribe it- self is a mascot. See dead zones page 3 “We actually aren’t mascot-less because we

Graphic by Alex Guillén — the flat hat have the concept of the There are 15 dead zones, denoted by black dots, between Williamsburg and Tribe. And that is what

Washington, D.C. VIMS Professor Robert Diaz found that some are growing. most people would call a file photo — the flat hat Page 2 Tuesday, September 2, 2008

News Editor Alex Guillén News Editor Miles Hilder NEWS INSIGHT [email protected] Beyond the ’burg This Week in Flat Hat History

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Sports Editor Helen Chacon, Accountant Senior Owen Duckworth stumbled upon an interesting Corrections rock while canoeing on Lake In last Friday’s article “Pilchen visits Democratic Convention in Denver” Zach Pilchen courtesy PHOTO — wikipedia.org Matoaka. Duckworth took was incorrectly labeled as the president of the Virginia Young Democrats. Pilchen is the New Orleans residents wait in line to evacuate the city as Hurricane Gustav approaches. the rock to geology professor president of the Virginia College Democrats. Gerald Johnson to be examined. It ended up being the eye socket The Flat Hat wishes to correct any facts printed incorrectly. Corrections may be submitted by e-mail to the section editor in which the incorrect information was printed. Requests for College students escape Hurricane bone of a four million-year-old corrections will be accepted at any time. whale. A team of Governor’s Gulf Coast universities shut down because of storm School students worked with the College’s geology Weather By Maggie Reeb When Katrina ravaged the coast three years ago, department to uncover the rest Flat Hat Insight Editor Person was only 17 and a freshman at Xavier. There of the skeleton, which was one Tuesday Wednesday Thursday were no more plane or bus tickets out of the area, and of the first ever discovered in The Gulf Coast’s worst nightmare is happening she was too young to rent a car. Luckily, an Xavier eastern Virginia. again, and college students fled the southeastern administrator gave Person a ride to Nashville, Ten- states as then category three Hurricane Gustav raged nessee, where she was able to fly home. toward New Orleans. This year, Person finds herself in Nashville once 2005 High 92 High 95 High 90 Low 66 Low 69 Low 71 Three years after Hurricane Katrina ravaged the again, this time taking refuge at a friend’s home. ill-prepared Louisiana city, another weather system The friend was Howard University administra- MTV visited the College Source: www.weather.com threatens it. Category three hurricanes have sus- tor Ruthie Reynolds, who drove Person to Nash- to film an episode of “A tained winds of up to 130 mph and storm surges, a ville Friday after the university shut down. Danielle Call to Greatness,” a show Quote of the Week rise in ocean water, of up to 12 feet above sea level. Smith, a Los Angeles native and Xavier student, is that chronicled contestants Hurricane Katrina was a category three storm when also staying in Reynolds’ home. attempting to break world Let’s let a thousand flowers bloom. Let’s it made landfall in 2004, and Gustav was expected As Gustav threatened to wreak havoc on New records at colleges across have all the suggestions anybody has to strengthen by the time it reached land. Fortunate- Orleans again, some students decided that attend- the country. MTV filmed ly, weather officials downgraded Hurricane Gustav ing a Gulf Coast school may not be worth the risk. the contestants “pudding come in, and let’s see what shakes out. to a category two storm before it reached the coast Dominque Ivey of Bowie, Md., spoke of her frustra- plunking,” which entailed the “ — Interim President Taylor Reveley said of a new mascot. around 10 a.m. Monday morning. tion to the Post. use of a frying pan to fling See Mascot page 1 In anticipation of the storm, colleges shut down “I really want my degree to say Xavier, but this is pudding held in nylon socks, Friday, ahead of Sunday’s official evacuation order too much to go through,” she said. “You can’t keep in the . Though ” from New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin. According to having this kind of disruption.” class was in session, students News in Brief the Washington Post, Gulf Coast students turned to Gustav, however, did not cause the amount of filled the Sunken Garden to friends for shelter. damage weather officials thought it capable of. Ac- watch the events, and some “As people started talking about the new hur- cording to The Chicago Tribune, most buildings, in- even gave “pudding plunking” James McGlothlin ’62 appointed to museum board ricane, I was thinking, ‘this can’t be happening cluding college campuses, escaped severe damage. a try. again,’” Xavier College senior Danielle Person told Xavier College, along with other universities, is Thursday, Gov. Timothy M. Kaine appointed James W. McGloth- the Post. “I don’t know if we can do this again.” scheduled to reopen Thursday. — Maggie Reeb lin ’62 J.D. ’64 to the Board of Trustees for the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts in Richmond. McGlothlin replaces his wife, Frances, whose 10-year term on the board ended earlier this year. McGloth- Street Beat lin is known for withdrawing a $12 million donation to the College of William and Mary because he was unhappy with former Col- Who do you think should be running for president and why? lege President Gene Nichol’s removal of the cross from the Wren Chapel. The couple has provided heavy support to the museum; in 2005, they gave the museum over $100 million in financial support and art. In appreciation, the new wing of the museum is named in their honor.

College tests emergency system

The College will test its emergency notification system tomorrow just after noon. According to a press release, the test will include both the siren and the mass notification messaging system. The Al Gore because he comes off Ron Paul because he’s not a Joe Biden because I like his Al Gore because he seems to sirens, which sound at 120 decibels, are located above both the In- as more honest than the other conniving politician and he has policies on social issues. have his priorities straight. tegrated Science Center and the College’s Law School. The mes- politicians. a blimp. saging system will send alerts to cell phones and land phones, as well as through e-mails and text messages. Laura Buchanan ’09 Liz Horne ’12 Kate Chelak ’11 Carrie Bruner ’09 — photos and interviews by Matt Conroy College offers exclusive NATO internship

Five of the College’s rising seniors have the opportunity to City Police Beat serve as representatives at the U.S. Mission to NATO headquarters in Brussels. For eight weeks, the interns are responsible for Aug. 20 to Aug. 28 monitoring press wires, compiling research and writing briefs for the ambassador. Sunday, Aug. 20 — A 29-year-old male was “No other undergraduate institution in the country has this arrested on the 1300 block of Richmond Rd. for opportunity,” Vice Provost for International Affairs Mitchell Reiss alleged domestic assault. 1 said in a press release. 4 Monday, Aug. 22 — A 22-year-old male was Barbara Pate Glacel ’70 worked directly with NATO to develop arrested at the intersection of N. Henry St. and this opportunity for the College. Since the internship’s establishment Route 132 for allegedly driving with a revoked in 2005, the College has sent 13 students to Brussels. license. 2 “The U.S. Student Program is truly exceptional,” Lisa Grimes, 3 Thursday, Aug. 25 — An unidentified male the College’s Student Fulbright Program advisor, said in a press was arrested on the 200 block of Merrimac Tr. for release earlier this week. 1 alleged domestic assault. 3 9 — An unidentified individual vandalized a Williamsburg’s tourism numbers down window and window seal on the 200 block of Longhill Rd. The suspect is still at large. 4 6 Usually a hub of tourist activity, Williamsburg faced economic — An individual was arrested for alleged troubles this summer. According to the Virginia Gazette, hotel occu- embezzlement on the 600 block of York St. 5 pancy was down from last year’s rate of 78.8 percent to 69.4 percent in 2 Tuesday, Aug. 27 — A 47-year-old male was July. Numbers have not been this low since July of 2004. 8 charged with allegedly dumping illegally at the “I can’t remember July occupancy being below 70 percent, or our 300 block of Dunning St. 6 year-to-date rate after July being 45 percent,” Doug Pons, operator of — An unidentified individual stole a laptop the Quarterpath Inn, said. computer and iPod from the 200 block of Rolfe Officials blame high gas prices and the slow economy for this year’s Rd. The suspect is still at large. 7 tourist slump. Many business owners are turning their attention to 5 Wednesday, Aug. 28 — A 19-year-old male 2009, abandoning their hopes of making any more significant profits in was arrested on the 500 block of Richmond Rd. what is left of 2008. for allegedly driving under the influence. 8 While most Williamsburg businesses have suffered, one could — A 25-year-old-male was arrested on the not recover from the slow summer. The owner of the Colonial Inn on 1100 block of Bypass Rd. for allegedly driving 7 Capital Landing closed the business due to occupancy rates 25 percent with a suspended license. 9 below normal. If 2009 is not more profitable, many more Williamsburg — A 19-year-old male was charged for alleged restaurants and hotels could be forced to shut down. underage possession of alcohol and disorderly conduct on the 1300 block of Richmond Rd. 1 — by Alex Guillén and Maggie Reeb — compiled by Maggie Reeb Tuesday, September 2, 2008 Page 3 Radford BOV member resigns Kaine appoints Blake quits after releasing confidential finance information College alums By ADRIENNE ANDERSON The Flat Hat

Resignations, finance scandals and Board to high courts of Visitors dramatics: In a controversy that is vaguely reminiscent of last year’s troubles By Sarah Owermohle at the College of William and Mary, Radford Flat Hat Staff Writer University’s governing board is facing up- heaval stemming from a decision to raise Gov. Timothy M. Kaine appointed Leroy F. Millette Jr. ’71 J.D. ’74 the annual deferred pay of the school’s to the Supreme Court of Virginia last month. Millette has 33 years of President Penelope Kyle, who is rumored to experience as a judge and attorney in Virginia. be a possible candidate to succeed former Previously, Millette has served on the Court of Appeals, a posi- President Gene Nichol at the College. tion Kaine appointed him to in 2007. Before that, he was a circuit It all began when Radford University court judge in Prince William County. He has also been a professor Board of Visitors member Robert Blake re- at Northern Virginia Community College since 1976. signed from his position with much debate During his undergraduate years at the College of William and last month. Courtesey Photo — runut.edu Mary, Millette majored in economics. The Roanoke Times reported Sunday Radford BOV member Robert Blake resigned after he revealed information concerning the increase “I enjoyed William and Mary for a number of reasons,” Millette that Blake was accused of releasing confi- of the president’s salary by three-fold. said. “Majoring in economics was excellent preparation for law dential financial information to the founda- school, and I enjoyed the people a lot.” tion’s finance committee. In a resignation nancial backing to commit to giving Kyle $1 addition to Kyle’s $290,299 annual salary, Millette said the College’s small size benefitted his education. letter, Blake explained why he released the million over the remainder of her five-year and $13,957 in bonuses, and compensation “It gave you the opportunity to feel like a real part of the school information. contract extension. such as housing and the use of a car. Of community,” he said. “The College is intellectually challenging and “I do not regret my actions,” Blake told “If you’re going to fund something like these payments and benefits, the foundation gives you the opportunity to grow up and mature.” the Times. “Radford University is a public that, you need to put a fund drive on to en- is responsible for Kyle’s car, over $153,000 Millette has presided over a number of high-profile cases, includ- institution of the commonwealth, and most dow it,” he said. in salary and bonuses and all deferred pay. ing the infamous Bobbitt trial of 1994, during which a woman was of its transactions and events, including The pay increase came after Radford Deferred compensation is paid out af- tried for cutting off more than half of her husband’s genitals after compensation packages for faculty and ad- BOV Rector R.J. Kirk allegedly said in a ter it is earned. In most cases, it requires a enduring years of sexual abuse. ministrators, should not be veiled in secrecy closed April BOV meeting that both the worker to complete a contract. Millette also presided over the sniper trials of 2002, in which from its stakeholders.” College of William and Mary and Virginia Blake told King of the board’s discussion John Allen Muhammad was tried for the shooting of 10 people in the The information concerned an increase in Commonwealth University were interested to implement the raise, an action that both Northern Virginia area. Kyle’s deferred pay from an annual $55,000 in hiring Kyle. feel does not fall under the board’s author- “The Muhammad case was certainly a defining moment in my to $200,000. Last week, College BOV Rector Michael ity. career,” Millette said. “It was the moment that got the most attention. Blake referred to the salary increase as Powell ’85 told The Flat Hat in an e-mail that Alan Gernhardt, a lawyer for the Virginia I wanted to do everything to make sure he got a fair trial.” “detrimental to the financial well-being of the search process for former College Presi- Freedom of Information Advisory Council, Gordon Hickey, spokesman of the office of the Governor, noted the foundation.” dent Gene Nichol’s permanent replacement said that while sharing information from a Millette’s handling of the sniper trial and his breadth of experience In April, the board extended Kyle’s con- has not yet begun. closed meeting may be bad form, it is not as reasons for his appointment. tract by five years. Then-chairman of the In response to those rumors, Kyle sup- illegal. “Millette is an imminently qualified judge, and he will certainly foundation’s finance committee Gordon posedly requested a large increase in her de- “It’s freedom of speech,” Gernhardt said. do a great job,” Hickey said. King, who resigned from the foundation in ferred payments, according to the Times. “The vast majority of time, if people want to Millette’s appointment is subject to confirmation by the General June, said that the group did not have the fi- The deferred payments will be made in say something, they can.” Assembly when they reconvene in January. Kaine also appointed Jan Lois Brodie ’69 to the Fairfax County Circuit Court. Brodie majored in modern languages at the College and earned New mascot to be open to student discussion her master’s degree in education from San Jose State University and her J.D. from the George Mason University School of Law in 1986. MASCOT from page 1 his attention. During an address to the discussions prompt diverse Brodie previously served as deputy county attorney in the Office “On the bird front, there are Board of Visitors in April, Rev- ideas. of the County Attorney in Fairfax County. She joined the office in The Student Assembly will two contending fowl. There’s eley spoke at length about the “Let’s let a thousand flowers 1988 as an assistant county attorney in the Land Use Section, and vote tonight on a bill to create a the Phoenix, which frankly I phoenix, comparing it to the bloom,” he said. “Let’s have all became deputy county attorney in 2006. committee that would organize like, but there’s also the Wren, College in that both overcome the suggestions anybody has “Judge Brodie will do an excellent job in her position,” Hickey student submissions and pro- the Fighting Wren, that has a challenges and emerge stron- come in, and let’s see what said. vide a $500 reward to the stu- very powerful constituency,” he ger. shakes out.” Brodie could not be reached for comment. dent whose idea wins. said. “And then there are those Reveley said that when the According to Reveley, sev- who say, whatever we do, no time comes to officially choose eral possibilities have come to birds.” a new mascot, he hopes open Number of dead zones increases DEAD ZONES from page 1 in the oceans that are called oxygen minimum zones; these are naturally occurring and typically ocean, where they are decomposed by oxygen- in deep water,” Diaz said. consuming microbes. This depletes a vast major- The naturally existing dead zones are preva- ity of the area’s oxygen supply, making life unsus- lent in lakes, and although they do not naturally tainable for several species and altering the food pose a threat to oceanic health, human activity chain within the area. frequently worsens their conditions. “Too much production of organic matter is “Lake Erie has the second largest dead zone in part of what causes a dead zone,” Diaz told The the U.S., but Lake Erie is prone to [the] develop- Flat Hat. “If the bottom water is isolated from the ment of low dissolved oxygen,” Diaz said. “How- surface supply of oxygen, hypoxia results and a ever, it is clear that human activity has greatly dead zone forms. The leading cause of the over- expanded the size of the dead zone there.” production of organic matter in the sea is land In order to stop the spread and development runoff of nitrogen, most of which is coming from of dead zones, it is imperative that fertilizers re- agriculture.” main on the land and that agricultural runoff is Low oxygen levels are responsible for elimi- prevented. Diaz is optimistic that current dead nating several fish and crustacean species from zones can be revived and will once again be sus- the bottom waters, leaving behind little more tainable. than microbes and stripping away the area’s bio- “Almost all systems that have reduced nutrient diversity. inputs have recovered from having a dead zone,” “All dead zones lower biodiversity by eliminat- he said. “Many small systems improved in the ing sensitive species,” Diaz said. “The most com- 1980s from sewage treatment upgrades, like Del- mon response of the invertebrates that cannot aware River, Hudson River and the East River.” escape is to die.” Diaz said he will continue his research into All of the dead zones studied by Diaz and his oxygen levels in the world’s oceans. colleagues were caused by human activity, al- “Next we need to estimate the effects on fisher- though other areas have similar problems that ies and make recommendations on how to reverse are not the result of human actions or interfer- these effects,” he said. “If dead zones continue to ence. spread, there will be very serious consequences “There are also large areas of low oxygen to our living resources.” Page 4 Tuesday, September 2, 2008

totaling $32.09 were made between May Biology professor Dennis Taylor won Pilchen misused SA funds 6 and 7 at Wawa, the Student Exchange Students the faculty award, and he donated the and McDonald’s. $500 prize money to the Williamsburg PILCHEN from page 1 president. However, Pilchen’s name re- “I literally just didn’t think it was go- Climate Action Network. Student win- mained on the card following the March ing to be that big a deal,” Pilchen said. welcomed ner Meghan Dunne ’09 granted her back no problem, it’s fine. I’ll just go to the SA election won by Hopkins even though “I would not have tried to do this mali- CONVOCATION from page 1 prize money to the Community Action bank and deposit it.’ I’m not Zach’s mom. the SA code states that signatory author- ciously.” Agency. I didn’t want to stand over him; I trusted ity of the account must be transferred to Pilchen said he wanted to gauge stu- years that follow your graduation,” she Reveley’s closing remarks urged him to do that.” the new president and secretary within dent reaction before deciding whether to said. students to recycle and conserve re- Over the next two weeks, Pilchen ran five business days of inauguration. issue a campus-wide apology. Horgan also stressed the importance sources in order to improve the Col- up 16 more charges on the account. He Pilchen’s purchases occurred after his While the off-campus fund has existed of community service and helping other lege’s sustainability. He mentioned the did not pay anything back, although he presidency had expired. for some time, the debit card was added people by opening the doors for them. newly-formed Sustainability Commit- said plans to pay off his debt today. “[Pilchen] should have switched the during Pilchen’s presidency. Hopkins “I encourage and challenge you dur- tee, which monitors the Green Fee — a The SA account, which is managed account over within five days,” Beato credits the card’s creation as the mani- ing your time at the College and later student body-voted initiative that raises by SunTrust bank and is required by SA said. “If [Hopkins] didn’t authorize some festation of a trust between the senate as alumni, to not only walk through the money annually for environmental sus- bylaws to be held in the names of the SA of those expenses, they are absolutely not and the executive, but believes the card’s doors which will be opened for you,” tainability initiatives — and encouraged president and secretary of finance, has a allowed.” future existence will now be called into Horgan said, “but also to then open environmentally friendly practices such current balance of $16,797.81. It is com- Hopkins and Pilchen credit the delay question. doors for others whenever possible.” as not using trays at the dining halls or prised entirely of money raised by the SA in transferring over the accounts to the “Regardless of whether or not all of She ended the speech by quoting turning off unneeded lights in dorm through sales, drives and other fundrais- Williamsburg City Council election, the this happened, the finance committee Miroslav Hlub’s “The Door” to encour- rooms. ing efforts. The fund does not include any exam period and the resignation of Sec- had to revisit executive spending Oct. age new students to “go and open the “My hope — and my expectation — student activities money and is to be used retary of Finance Andrew Blasi at the end 14,” Hopkins said, referring to a previous- door” to new opportunities. is that William and Mary will quickly “for, but not limited to, special projects of the year. According to Hopkins, the ly-planned review. “I think now it’s just “Today, we will literally open the become a model for other schools,” Rev- and events,” according to the SA code. account will be transferred into hers and going to come much sooner. I think we doors of the for you and eley said, “showing that real progress The debit card used in Pilchen’s pur- Gilboa’s names today. all pretty much agree that, as frustrating welcome you into the William and Mary can be made on sustainability even by chases has a $750 cap on monthly spend- Debit card statements released by the as it might be for me, that a debit card will community. Go and open the doors,” colleges that are not awash in income.” ing to limit the cardholder’s ability to with- SA show a pattern of small purchases de- no longer be there for SA presidents — at she said. The ceremony concluded with the draw large amounts. veloping after the card was used at the least for the time being.” Following Horgan’s address was the traditional walk through the Wren Every transaction made using the debit cinema. Over the next two days, $25.57 Flat Hat Assoc. News Editor Sam Sut- presentation of the 2008 President’s Building and the barbeque on the Wren card is required to be approved by the SA was charged at Wawa, while six purchases ton contributed reporting. Awards for Service to the Community. courtyard.

One dispute, reported in April by In addition, a Feb. 2002 RIAA press you guys if you do this, you can end up RIAA pursues online piracy Bangeman, involved several University statement against a Gateway computer like her.” of Maine’s law school students who tried commercial said that an individual should A possible reason, Heller said, for the RIAA from page 1 Technica online in the same month. to have the 27 UM lawsuits thrown out not be able to copy CDs for any purpose. focus of the RIAA on colleges was the The RIAA, which has been working to and also attempted to bar any kind of “They’re going after two things: they fact that students were a much easier, followed in accordance with the Family identify and file civil lawsuits since Sep- RIAA suit from entering the state ever don’t want you to take my CD and make influential target. Education Rights and Privacy Act, a fed- tember 2003, tracks violators through again. a copy of it, and they don’t want people to “Lots of sharing of music illegally eral law that governs the privacy rights individual IP addresses, a code that is The College’s Wolf Law School Li- do file sharing,” Heller said. probably happens among kids … and of students. unique to each internet-connecting elec- brary director and professor Jim Heller, However, he said, there’s no excuse they all know that within a small group , “We contacted the individuals prior to tronic device. The group then sends let- who specializes in intellectual property for an individual to share music with an- every student will know about it within a releasing their names so that they could ters through the internet service provid- rights, said that the question in the RIAA other. matter of hours,” Heller said. “You have have an opportunity to reach a settlement er to various IP address owners asking case was whether or not an individual “Personally I think that when I buy an basically good potential defendants and with the RIAA or seek legal counsel,” them to either settle or go to court. was liable for having music in a peer-to- album, I should have the right to down- good audience.” Whitson said. “From our standpoint, our The RIAA’s history of filing lawsuits peer shared folder. load those songs for my own personal In terms of the lawsuit process, it is involvement in this matter is over.” has received media attention throughout “Are you distributing when you are use,” Heller said. “But not for me shar- likely that the RIAA will begin the pro- Last year, the RIAA filed a motion for the U.S. Last year, Wired Magazine, a putting a song in a folder that can be ac- ing my stuff [with] you. The worst step cess of suing the students for illegal peer- a subpoena in court to learn the names of publication that reports on the tech field, cessible by others in a peer-to-peer net- is when you get into the [peer-to-peer] to-peer file-sharing. seven students who had turned down the reported on the case of Jammie Thomas, work? That’s the legal question,” Heller thing and you’re sharing it with, techni- Whitson also clarified the College’s settlement request, but the U.S. district a Minnesota woman who was ordered by said. cally, the world.” perspective and advice to students re- judge refused to grant the subpoena in the court to pay $222,000 for download- Upon installation, applications like Heller also said the RIAA was not garding illegal file-sharing. July 2007, ruling that it was filed incor- ing a few dozen songs. The woman, a Kazaa and Limewire automatically create making money on these lawsuits and it “The College routinely sends out no- rectly. single American Indian mother of two, shared folders, into which others of the was highly likely that the trade group tices and e-mails to students warning “In effect, the judge is saying: ‘Not makes $36,000 a year. She is currently same peer-to-peer network can access. was just trying to find a way to send a them of the dangers and legal ramifi- only did you cite the wrong law as the ba- asking for a mistrial. “Either make sure there are no poten- message. cations of illegally downloading music sis of your request, but even if this law is The RIAA has also come under fire tial infringing files in your shared folder,” “It costs them a heck of a lot of money — that there are legal consequences.” applied to colleges, you wouldn’t be enti- numerous times from legal entities that he said, “or disable the shared or upload- to sue these people,” he said. “But this is Whitson said. “We’ll continue to make tled to the information anyway’,” blogger say the trade group unfairly seeks out ing features in your [peer-to-peer] appli- exactly what they want. They want to be students aware and educate them on this Eric Bangeman wrote in a article on Ars and sues individuals. cation.” able to point to Jammie Thomas and tell issue.” Tuesday, September 2, 2008 Page 5

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OpiniStaff EditorialS ons Pilchen lacks judgment eadership requires the ability to make difficult decisions. It requires trust and ethical conduct. In using a Student LAssembly fund for personal purchases, SA Vice President Zach Pilchen ’09 demonstrated none of these. Beginning in April, Pilchen drew from the SA’s off-campus account to buy sandwiches, movie tickets, cigarettes and other items totaling nearly $140. When confronted about his transgressions, Pilchen failed to apologize. Instead, he said in a statement that his purchases were trivial in nature and that he’d always intended to return the money. Pilchen’s actions cast doubt not just upon himself, but the entire SA. Why, for instance, was he allowed to retain a debit card tied to an account holding in excess of $23,000 even after his term had ended? Where was the oversight as his spending spree continued into May? Even as the improper custodian of the account, Pilchen should have realized that personal purchases — if not explicitly forbidden by SA law — were ethically out of bounds. That he failed to notify anyone of the mounting expenditures calls into question the innocence of his intentions. The affair displays a sheer disregard for the standards of ethical conduct and raises serious concerns about his integrity. Both flippant and immature in his response, Pilchen dismissed his actions as “silly,” a word wholly incapable of capturing the gravity of his offense. Loaning oneself nearly $140 from an organization’s private account to pay for personal items is outrageous — at the very least. But Pilchen has ignored all of this. He seems to be awaiting the student body’s response before publicly admitting any wrongdoing. That strikes us as calculating and duplicitous, neither of which are qualities we’d like to see in the vice president of the school’s governing body. Moreover, Pilchen’s position in the SA necessitates interaction By Vi c k y Ch a o , Fl a t Ha t Ca r t o o n i s t with officials both at the College and in the community. If those officials find any reason to distrust him, it would destroy his ability to act as a student ambassador and would effectively render him useless in that capacity. This misdeed could give them just such a reason. Alcohol policy ignores student safety In using SA funds to buy personal items, Zach Pilchen abused tendency of fraternities to get in pointless fights with one his power. In our view, he has compromised his credibility and integrity as a campus leader. At a minimum, that requires an another, ensures that no substantial changes occur. apology. At most, it requires sincere reflection on the value of his The SA is in a similar position. While I can personally continued service to our school. Alexander Ely speak to the integrity and commitment of several SA Flat Hat chief staff writer members, the harsh reality is that everything they pass is a nonbinding resolution, and when it comes to the most College ready for a mascot important issues, they are powerless. The one notable exception was the alcohol amnesty program, but its record is wo decades ago, when the College of William and Mary Last year in particular, there were many angry voices spotty at best because it does not apply to campus police. abandoned its “Indians” nickname in favor of the more demanding a change in the behavior of the College of Then there’s the administration itself. In a 2005 interview Tnebulous “Tribe,” its mascot disappeared from the William and Mary’s police department after alcohol-related for the first article I ever wrote for The Flat Hat, Assistant sidelines. Ebirt, an unofficial reincarnation of his vanquished crackdowns became excessive. Student Assembly members Vice President for Student Affairs Mark Constantine told predecessor, failed to escape a similar fate. As fans arrive at and writers from politically motivated publications did all they me that he would be in favor of a lower drinking age, but for the first home game, they’ll find the sidelines still devoid of a lovable icon. could, but to no avail. since this was obviously not the case, he and his staff could With Interim College President Taylor Reveley’s blessing, that will While we all know someone who has had a run-in with not turn a blind eye to illegal activity. It’s hard to argue with remain the case for the foreseeable future. “Mascots,” Reveley said Campus Police, the sad truth is that the police are not to either of those points, and I understand the difficult position recently, “are a very dangerous subject.” blame for the absurdity of the College’s alcohol policy. Sure, in which he and others find themselves. At the risk of sounding sophomoric, we wonder: Dangerous? In they may use ethically questionable tactics from time-to-time. But their alcohol policy during my time here has been what way? In the past several months, the College community has They may attempt to intimidate students and make them feel upsetting. It encourages a culture of pre-gaming and binge weathered real controversy surprisingly well. like criminals. It’s discouraging, but it’s drinking behind closed doors. It forces When the NCAA denied the College’s request to retain the feathers reality, and there’s no changing it. This students to drink off campus, making on its logo two years ago, College officials promised a new mascot is because the police are employees The administration treats the incidents of drunk driving more likely. along with a new logo. Two years should have provided more than of the state, which remains socially safety of its students as a With the recent cuts in bus routes from enough time to identify and vet a candidate for our sidelines. conservative and takes underage hot potato that it tries Old Campus to Ludwell, this problem Currently, we’re told the phoenix and the fighting wren have drinking very seriously. to unload on other groups. becomes even more worrisome. An garnered the largest following. And for his part, Reveley has come So where does the blame lie? argument has even been made that the out in favor of the phoenix. We’re undecided, but until he and the There is no single answer, but let’s College’s approach to drinking makes administration begin moving on a selection process, none of that will start with the administration’s approach to the fraternities. incidents of sexual assault more likely — which is ironic matter. When it does, though, at least it looks like we’ll be getting It revolves around one key objective: Push the frats into a given that it was a sexual assault incident in 2003 that caused some feathers back. small area and squeeze. They put a particular emphasis on the College to change its policy. aggressive enforcement at the beginning of each year with Even more ironic is that all of this is done in the name editorial b o a r d the hope of sending a stern message to incoming students. of safety, when in fact these measures are taken to free the Of particular note are the basements and side chapter school from liability and make it less likely that it will face Austin Wright, Editor-in-Chief rooms. While fraternities use these spaces for their own litigation if incidents do occur. At times, it seems like the Jeff Dooley, Managing Editor — Alice Hahn, Executive Editor private traditions and leisure, they are labeled public areas administration treats the safety of its students as a hot potato Brian Mahoney, Online Editor — Andy Peters, Editorial Writer by the administration, giving police, RAs and others “carte that it tries to unload on other groups in order to avoid blanche” to enter and exit as they please. It also makes it easy getting sued. to punish fraternities. We should all be concerned with the safety of our peers. The Flat Hat welcomes submissions to the Opinions section. Letters to the editor may Rather than addressing this issue and others that might But rationalizing the College’s alcohol policy under a banner be no longer than 250 words and columns no longer than 700 words. Submissions should be e-mailed to [email protected] no later than 5 p.m. Sunday for publica- help the fraternities develop a healthier and safer social of safety is about as convincing as saying the three-person tion the following Tuesday, and 5 p.m. Wednesday for the following Friday. The Flat Hat environment, Council for Fraternity Affairs’ executive housing rule exists because of parking problems. reserves the right to edit all material. Due to space constraints, The Flat Hat may not leadership has for years been defined by a spineless apathy No one is innocent, but some people would benefit from publish all submissions. All staff editorials reflect the position of The Flat Hat. Letters, for the issues of the men they are supposed to represent. admitting once in a while that they were guilty. columns, graphics and cartoons reflect the view of the author only. Their inability to enact change, coupled with the unfortunate Alexander Ely is a senior at the College. Abortion: The elephant on the campaign trail pro-life than their elders, making young stating that Palin was a “self-styled extreme abortion measures such as and this presidency will have pro-life pro-life voters an unexpected poll boost hockey mom and a political reformer” — partial birth abortion by voting against policies.” McCain also said that life Brittany Hamilton for John McCain. and, of course, pro-life. the Born-Alive Infant Protection begins at the moment of conception. Flat Hat staff columnist This phenomenon among young Even if McCain wins the election and Act and against a similar bill in the On the other hand, Obama said that voters and women is known as the makes efforts to enact pro-life legislation, Illinois Senate. Michael Gerson of The he would support restrictive measures “Juno” effect. It is said to occur if a he won’t succeed. In the last Senate and Washington Post writes that this type on partial birth abortion as long as there woman chooses to carry her pregnancy House elections, Democrats gained the of abortion process has been deemed were exceptions for the health and safety Many of us are single-issue voters. We to term when told that her fetus congressional majority. If you look at the by fellow Democrats as “too close to of the mother. This is quite a turnaround want gay marriage, lower taxes, lower has brain activity, a beating heart or rate of incumbent turnover — 15 percent infanticide.” from his voting record in the Illinois and gas prices or guns. Abortion is one of fingernails. Supporting this effect, ABC in the House and 8 percent in the Senate Obama has sought to quell the pro-life U.S. Senates. those big issues that consumes some News released a report saying that 2005 voters’ concerns by supporting the 95-10 Think about when you believe life voters. Is anything going to change with had the lowest number of abortions policy, which means he will reduce the begins and whether your beliefs coincide this coming presidential election? since 1974. Despite the bleak chances of number of abortions by 95 percent in with those of either McCain or Obama. Most of us will be voting in a I strongly believe that as soon as there the laws of abortion changing 10 years through abstinence education, If you agree with McCain, keep in mind presidential election for the first or is brain activity or a heartbeat there over the next four years, this is promotion of birth control and more that McCain’s plans to change abortion second time this November, and is also life — making me pro-life and medical support for pregnant women. rights have a strong potential to be if abortion is the only issue we’re subject to the “Juno” effect. an issue that will not die. Not only does this political promise quashed in Congress. If your beliefs concerned about, we need to rethink our McCain is pro-life. He has voted for put Obama on the moderate level, it are closer to Obama’s, keep in mind ballots. legislation that would restrict abortion, — you’ll notice that the Democratic also creates a conundrum for pro-life that fewer Democrats support extreme Despite the bleak chances of the laws making partial-birth abortions illegal senators and represenatives aren’t going Democrats. Yes, he has supported measures of abortion, and partial- of abortion changing over the next four and restricting the trimesters in which a to lose too many seats in this election. abortion, even to extremes, but he birth abortion is not likely to receive years, this is an issue that will not die, woman could have an abortion. Most of Most of these representatives are pro- plans to reduce the number of abortions positive reviews with voters or Congress as Republicans and Democrats have these legislative efforts failed. choice, and will prevent any presidential through education. members in the future. realized. McCain has also picked a female initiatives to restrict or abolish abortion. In a forum with evangelical Christians, If this is your one issue, you’re in The Gallup Poll and polls released by running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, Barack Obama is a more interesting Pastor Rick Warren of the Saddleback for a very bland outcome in this year’s The Washington Post and CNN show with hopes that her family values and candidate. While he has avoided Church asked Obama and McCain election. that very few people support abortion youth will bolster his campaign.The shouting his pro-choice beliefs at the about their stances on abortion. McCain Brittany Hamilton is a junior at the in all cases, and more young people are Associated Press released an article top of his lungs, Obama has supported said that he “will be a pro-life president College. Page 6 Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Variety Editor Kasi Kangarloo Variety Editor Ashley Morgan Variety [email protected] ‘Bones’ goes British for premier

By ALEX GUILLÉN Flat Hat News Editor

”: It’s back, it’s bitchin’ and it’s British. In the season-four opener, a two-part episode airing at 8 p.m. tomorrow on Fox, forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan (Emily Deschanel, “Glory Road”) and FBI agent (David Boreanaz, “Angel”) have traveled across the pond to the London. For those who haven’t fallen in love with the “Bones” theme music, the show Watch focuses on Booth “Bones” Season 4 pre- and Brennan, whom miere, tomorrow, 8-10 p.m. the FBI agent has nicknamed Bones on Fox (Channel 14) because of her All photos by Caitlin Fairchild — The Flat Hat trade, as well as Bones’ team of scientists. Participants practice their Pilates form during the free 4:30-5:20 p.m. class yesterday at the Rec Center, taught by Julie Dewberry ’09. According to the Rec Center’s Working with the FBI, they solve cases in website, Pilates is a mat-based workout that uses specific movements to improve posture, flexibility, strength and body awareness. The discipline helps increase the core which bodies have degraded too far and all toning the body experiences though low-impact workouts. that is left is bones. Although Brennan and Booth are in the good old U.K. to present lectures to Oxford University and Scotland Yard, respectively, they quickly become involved in a murder Rec classes offer new cardio options investigation when the daughter of an New cardio classes pump up the cardio classes so that participants would have and have fun,” which is what participants did last American businessman is found dead in the a variety to choose from,” Assistant Director of Saturday during a free demo class at the Freshman Thames. heat and the heart rate Fitness and Wellness Jenny Ruehrmund said. Orientation program “Late Night at the Rec.” And guess what? There are British version “Cardio Combo, Power Step and Zumba are all a “I am pumped for the classes at the Rec Center of Bones and Booth. of fitness participants lot of fun and participants will get a great cardio this year, especially the Zumba class,” Megan Guest stars Andrew Buchan, who plays workout.” Hermida ’11 said. “Last week, I took part in a Zumba bizarro “Bones” Dr. Ian Wexler, and Indira By malisa savanh According to the American Council on Exercise, trial class, and it was the most fun I’ve ever had in Varma, the bizarro “Booth” Inspector The Flat Hat through which all the College of William and a fitness class. I’m definitely returning for it, and I Cate Pritchard (any guesses what Booth Mary’s fitness instructor’s are required to be encourage anyone who is a fan of the salsa, tango or nicknames her?), work well together. Summer is over, but that doesn’t mean your certified, regular cardiovascular exercise has many just some hip action to join me.” Unfortunately, the episode doesn’t play much beach body has to be. Getting a good workout health benefits including an improved cholesterol Another new class offered this semester is to that strength; rarely are the two seen during the school year is just as important, and this profile, lower blood pressure, increase in energy Cardio Combo, which will be taught by fitness together because, as is proper, he works in a year the Rec Center is offering four new classes in and stamina and prevention of weight gain. instructor Nesli Monroe ’10. The class, unique to lab and she does the police work. their Fitwell program: Power Step, Cardio Combo, One of the additions, Zumba, is a Latin music- the Rec Center, features a combination of cardio There are a few plot holes, but nothing too Cycle and Flow and Zumba. Similarly, popular based fitness class described as a “fitness party” by such as step, kickboxing, high-low, intervals and disastrous. First the FBI is allowed to be part classes like Ballet Fusion continue to be offered creator Beto Perez at Zumba.com. The Rec Center drills. of a British murder investigation. Then Bones and improved. has been trying to establish the program for a year, “Cardio Combo will be a fun and exciting way to sends almost every piece of evidence back “This semester, we but had trouble finding a certified instructor. get a high-intensity workout,” Monroe said. “As we to her lab in Washington for the secondary wanted to add some more “Just the get more into the semester, the difficulty level of characters to analyze. It just seems a bit, you description of it the class will progressively increase.” know, wasteful. sounds intriguing,” The new Power Step class is a more advanced But don’t worry; there’s plenty of drama Justin Hoag ’09 said. version of step, a high-intensity, basic footwork back at the lab. Everyone has inexplicably Like other students workout, with more fluid routines resulting from moved past the fact that Bones’ assistant, at the College, he is the integration of “Tapless Step.” Zach Addy (Eric Millegan, “Curb Your excited the Rec Center is “I am really excited about our Power Step Enthusiasm”), was just arrested for assisting finally offering a class of this up and Class this semester,” Ruehrmund said. “This last season’s recurring enemy, a creepy coming workout. step class is a form of step called ‘Tapless’ which cannibal named Gormogon. It’s actually kind The word “Zumba” comes from a colloquial of British — proper, polite — how they ignore Colombian-Spanish word meaning “to move fast See fitness page 8 it. Of course, death travels right behind the crime-solving duo. Shortly after solving the first murder, one of the Brits is found burned to a crisp. This murder plays off the last one, Matoaka show kicks but provides a glimpse into the British team and their partnership. Back in the lab, drama continues as ’s (Michaela Conlin, off concert season “Enchanted”) husband arrives to sign divorce papers so she can marry (T.J. Alexandria’s Virginia Coalition and opening act Thyne, “24”). Of course, he doesn’t want to divorce her; he’s been in love with her for five Alexa Wilkinson performed Friday evening at years. Okay, let’s pause right there and recap. Matoka Amphitheater First: “Bones” writers, really? Was there a British stereotype you didn’t touch on? There were jokes about bad teeth, weak tea, snobby By Caitlin FairChild attempt to appeal to as many students royals, butlers, driving on the left side of Flat Hat Photography Editor as possible. the road and lawyers wearing wigs in court. “[The band is] energetic — fun,” There were scenes of Booth faking British Last Friday, five hundred people UCAB member Sean O’Mealia said. accents, Booth trying to make one of the made their way out to the Lake “[They] knew how to get a party Queen’s Guard react, Booth almost getting in Matoaka Amphitheatre to see crowd- going.” various car accidents, Booth yelling at Bones pleasing Virginia Coalition kick off Opening act, Alexa Wilkinson, a that “it’s not a lorry, it’s a truck.” UCAB’s first concert of the year. singer-songwriter from New York City, We get it: Booth is a big ole gun- Similar to many students at The began the show with melodic acoustic totin’ Yank, while Bones is academic and College of William and Mary, Virginia guitar-based numbers powered by sophisticated and fits right in with the more Coalition hails from the Washington personal lyrics. In between songs, aloof Brits. suburbs, thus making these Alexandria she offered up anecdotes about her Also, can’t Angela’s husband just sign natives a local indie favorite for many life on tour and explained the stories the damn divorce papers? He has to show Northern Virginia residents. behind the lyrics, usually referring to up, years later when Angela wants to marry Many in their loyal fan base cite the long-distance relationships and fizzled another man, and profess his love for her band’s versatility and live act as their romances. before throwing Hodgins in a dump truck? main attributes. Shaw quickly became a fan of I feel like that lab technician who spent the “They just get so into their music,” Wilkinson’s fashion choices as much whole episode complaining about the drama. Chase Hathaway ’10, who has now as her music. “Her tutu was pretty One plus: Dr. Sweets appears to be a major seen them live six times, said. “You sweet but I liked her songs too,” she character now. The psychologist, played by can really tell they love what they’re said. John Francis Daley of “Freaks and Geeks,” doing.” Although unknown to most of continues to serve as a good comic relief Loyal fans insist the band performs the crowd, Wilkinson and her band to the rather intense drama of the other best live. “It’s actually better to see charmed the audience. At the end of characters. The addition of Daley is rather them live before you listen to the the set, a girl ran up to the stage to reflective of the overall cast: intellectually CDs,” Eleanor Shaw ’09 said. She has see if she could get a hug from the brilliant, but not necessarily emotionally seen the band perform 10 times. bassist. mature. UCAB originally hoped to book a As soon as Virginia Coalition began It must be a challenge for Deschanel to more nationally known act, but none playing, the crowd got out of their caitlin fairchild — The Flat Hat constantly act cold and clinical. After three were available. They turned to the Andy Poliskoff and Jarnett Nicolay of Virginia Coalition perform at Matoka last Friday. less pricey Virginia Coalition in an See concert page 8 The band is best known for its energetic performances and versatility in music. See ‘Bones’ page 7 Tuesday, September 2, 2008 Page 7 Watch Rent Download “The Shield” — Season Premiere “The Bank Job” “Lost” [Le f t ] 10 p.m. Tuesday, FX Starring: Jason Statham, Coldplay Saffron Burrows, Stephen ‘ANTM’ — Season Premiere Campbell Moore “The Ice is Getting Thinner” 8 p.m. Wednesday, CW Death Cab for Cutie “The Counterfeiters” [Le f t ] “Entourage” — Season Premiere Academy Award winner for “3 Peat” 10 p.m. Sunday, HBO Best Foreign Language Film Lil Wayne

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The most important thing for a rapper to have Bloc Party’s intimacy is the product of is swagger. The problem with The Game’s fifth adolescence spoiled by a sudden burst of fame. raffle for ‘Great Wave’ car release, “L.A.X.,” is that it’s got none. On just about The band’s fast-paced, passionate first album, every track The Game makes a point of name “Silent Alarm,” was seized by the press and By Maral noori-moghaddam the raffle, then Casey Auto, who contributed to dropping a rapper who has come before him — hoards of bloggers before the album was even Flat Hat Photography Editor the car’s donation, will cover the remaining ex- what seems like an effort to force himself in the released. penses. annals of hip-hop history. He also seems to have That’s One red, one blue, one green — the walls “So far the sales have been really slow,” a strange fascination with Kanye West. Too bad it really all in the Muscerelle Museum of Art are colored Meadows said. “I think we’ve had maybe 50 tick- only hurts him; he makes you remember how great it takes for with everything from paintings to sculptures, ets sold.” WaMAC has been selling raffle tickets Biggie was, not through his endless referencing, the English from abstract expressionism to 17th-century to all students, faculty and staff at the Muscer- but because his own rhymes are just that bad. foursome portraits. The artwork is there, but rarely un- elle since Aug. 22. One ticket costs $5 and five But it all comes back to swagger. None of to sputter derstood or appreciated. The museum is trying tickets cost $20. these songs boasts a lick of attitude. He’s either on their to right this issue by raising awareness. “I think that often times people that aren’t im- too busy trying to be a great lyricist, a la Rakim, sophomore The William and Mary Arts Collaborative is mersed in museums or other historical works without any of the necessary wow factor that release, “A a student-founded group aimed at furthering art don’t see the connection between the fine arts, apparently was an inspiration in the woozy, Weekend in business and art appreciation across campus. art appreciation and business,” Meadows said. Kanye-produced “Angel,” or he’s trying to be a the City.” WaMAC’s newest fundraiser, “Raffle for the Meadows, who plans to double major in art thug, a la Tupac, without the bit-chomping West Lead singer Arts,” is an event co-sponsored by the Muscer- history and business, wanted to create a group Coast fire. Kele Okereke elle and High Street of Williamsburg. that would bring the real-world relationship be- Ultimately, The Game ends up sounding like that has managed a full-fledged retreat in the face A white 2009 Scion XB with a graphic decora- tween art and business to campus, but would annoying guy at a party who keeps telling you how of stardom, settling for a sappy mix of the first tion by Williamsburg Graphix on the side sits still function as a social group with an emphasis glad he is to be there instead of actually having a album’s fine-tuned introspection and watery, in front of the Muscarelle. The black and blue on art appreciation. good time. When you add the lack of fire behind synth-string boredom. graphic is based on “the most popular print of “It is definitely directed toward my passion “L.A.X.” to the fact that it’s entirely too long and On the plus side, drummer Matt Tong hasn’t all time,” Rusty Meadows ’11, the student cre- and what I want to do with my career,” Meadows just plain skipped a beat, holding onto the same post-punk ator and director of WaMAC, said. Katsushika said. over the top style that made the group a surprise dance-floor Hokusai’s “Great Wave” was used as a way to tie In hopes of getting more freshmen into the (the intro hit. historical art directly to the car. Muscerelle, there will be a raffle drawing party featuring Producers Jacknife Lee and Paul Epworth are “We were hoping it would be something that on Saturday, Sept. 27. DMX and central players in both the blessing and the curse the winner would want to keep,” Meadows said. “If successful, this will be a huge fundraiser the outro of the album. The production is more intricate According to Meadows, if the costs of pur- and possibly one of the largest student fundrais- had me and layered than any previous Bloc Party album. chasing the car exceed the profits made from ers at William and Mary,” Meadows said. laughing), Though they’ve always been somewhat studio- it’s a pretty oriented, it often seems to mask weaker elements weak end- of songwriting. of-summer Instead of noodling with studio trickery, what offering. Bloc Party really needs is a producer who can Too bad bring out the epic moments that made “Silent T.I.’s “Paper Alarm” one of the greatest albums of the past 10 Trail” got pushed all the way back to the end of years. Bloc Party may have the spirit, but it’s lost September — we need it now more than ever. the feeling. — by Chris Tracy — by Chris Robinson

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Maral Noori-Moghaddam — The Flat Hat The 2009 Scion XB, designed by Williamsburg Graphix, features an image of Japanese artist Hokusai’s famous “Great Wave” printing on the side of the car. ‘Bones’ offers new twist to season 4 ‘Bones’ from page 6 that skillfully combines cutting- As long as this season edge science and intricate plots of “Bones” does better with seasons, she is still able to with strong characters and character development and play the scientist to the end, raw emotion. It’s that unique continues to produce interesting approaching life armed with combination that makes it stand murders, I think it can pull knowledge but not much out over the CSI franchise. But through. Fortunately, this wisdom or sociality. these first episodes’ character year’s cast is the strongest “Yanks in the U.K.” was a development is poor; only by the yet, and in all likelihood can dangerous start for this season. grace of the plot is the premiere pull themselves up by their “Bones” has always been a show saved. bootstraps. Page 8 Tuesday, September 2, 2008 behind closed doors Walking the Alma Mater Silencing sexual rumors

public perception of the people involved but can also alter the way they feel Maya Horowitz about themselves. flat hat sex columnist Getting these stories out into the open can sometimes have a positive effect. What if an adulterous woman vows never to cheat again? But sadly, Welcome back to Williamsburg, loyal they most always tend to have a readers. I hope all of your summers negative effect. A man accused of being were hot, wild and completely condom- gay might decide to end any friendships covered. To start off the year, I thought with homosexuals; a woman rumored I’d write about sexual gossip. We’re all to be bad in bed might decide to avoid back in the ’Burg and, except for a few further sexual contact. of you early birds, most of us haven’t Here at the College of William and begun seeking out partners yet. The Mary, thankfully, we don’t have full rumor mill is dry, and, though some media coverage of our sexual lives. things are awesome when they’re wet, But, at a small-sized college like ours, I’d rather keep the rumor mill the way rumors can still be far-reaching and it is. harmful. With only 5,700 students — all To varying degrees, people define hand-picked for their sexual abilities themselves based upon their sexuality, — a juicy rumor can easily spiral out of sexual choices and sexual prowess. Sex control. J.T.’s date, anyone? is a natural part of one’s identity. For Admittedly, there will always be example, I had a friend in high school gossip. Let’s be honest with ourselves, that prided herself on giving the second- there’s not much else to do in the ’Burg. best blowjobs in the student body. But there’s something to be said for Rumors have the power to distort our keeping our sexual experiences behind sexual images based on the way others closed doors. see us and the way we see ourselves. Therefore, I propose a solution to Heaven forbid a guy told my friend the boredom that brings about gossip: she only gave the fourth-best blowjobs sex. What else? It’s just what the doctor in the school; she would have been ordered. Maral Noori-Moghaddam — The Flat Hat devastated. And even if she did actually Instead of sitting in your dorms Student Assembly president Valerie Hopkins ’09 cheers on the freshmen class and transfer students as they pass through the give the second-best head, it wouldn’t murmuring over who likes fish tacos Wren Building during last week’s Convocation ceremony. Convocation is one of the College’s oldest traditions and takes have mattered — the rumor would still or about how many members of the place the first Friday of classes every year. Each class of incoming freshmen walks through the Wren Building from the Wren have been out there. student body have penetrated your courtyard to the DoG Street side of the building to begin their experience at the College. At graduation, the class walks across A recent example of sexual gossip resident assistant, get out there and campus together from the CW side, back through the Wren, to the graduation ceremony at William and Mary Hall. concerns a man who’s made a few guest make some news of your own. As long appearances in my dreams: Mr. John as you stay true to your own sexual self- Edwards. After news of his affair with image (don’t cheat if you think you’re Rielle Hunter hit the stands, his political honest; don’t kiss girls if you say you’re career took a turn for the worse. A a straight woman), there’s no harm in Rec introduces new cardio classes “family values” man with a former exploring the sexual fantasyland that is mistress? Talk about taking a blow to our campus. fitness from page 6 public sexual persona. Even if sex won’t solve the problem Of course there are many other — if you ask me, a pure hypothetical — adds a seamlessness to keep the combinations flowing. examples of political sex scandals: Bill still try to refrain from sexual rumor- Participants still get a great cardio workout and have a Clinton, Eliot Spitzer and Gary Hart, mongering. Who cares if you can hear lot of fun.” to name a few. All of these rumors, your suitemate’s girlfriend making Of course, FitWell still offers old favorites such as which were eventually confirmed, had animal noises through the wall? We BOX, yoga, Pilates, yogilates and hip-hop. wide-reaching impacts on the figures all do weird things. You wouldn’t want Classes are taught by 25 instructors, eight of whom are involved. everyone to hear about that one time new. There will be no regular Saturday classes this year, Maybe we don’t feel bad for those you accidentally called a girl “Mom” based on low attendance last year. However, a four-week men. But what about rumors that between the sheets, now would you? Jumpstart program is scheduled for Saturdays beginning cannot be definitely proved? The Duke So let’s wipe the slate clean. Start the Sept. 13. It’s designed to teach students circuit workouts lacrosse scandal, the child molestation year with the gossip buzz at a minimum with cardio and weights independent of a formal class. allegations against Michael Jackson and the bedroom moans at a maximum. While the semester and yearly fees remain $45 and and whispers that Zac Efron is gay (say Welcome back. $75 respectively, the daily fee has risen from last year’s it ain’t so!) were all damaging despite Maya Horowitz is the Flat Hat sex $3 to $5 per daily drop-in class. Free Week, during which their questionable validity. columnist. She secretly master-minds the all fitness classes are free, began yesterday and will run These stories change not only the campus’s hottest sexual gossip. until Sunday. No FitWell pass is needed for Free Week, but students must pick up a class ticket at the front desk to accommodate for limited space. Normally, classes with equipment such as steps, balls or mats allow fewer participants, whereas classes such as Hip-Hop allow for more participants. For all classes, the Rec recommends participants arrive five to 15 minutes early to get a spot in the class. “I love going to all their classes,” Eleanor Hansen ’11 said. “Free Week is my favorite. It is a good chance to try Caitlin Fairchild— The Flat Hat out some of the new classes or enjoy some of the old to Julie Dewberry ’09 demonstrates proper Pilates during her get prepared for a healthy new year.” Monday class. New Fitness Classes

Class Description

Olivia Walch — the flat hat Power Step A development in step, Power Step adds the smooth transitions of tapless step Monday to the existing rigors of traditional step classes. The goal is to keep the body UCAB hosts first concert 5:30-6:20 p.m. in constant motion without the normal step pauses. concert from page 6 Much of the act’s energy came from the fans’ excitement. The crowd fed off Ballet Fusion Creatively blending elements of dance, fitness, Pilates and yoga, Ballet Fusion seats and made their way to the edge of Coalition’s liveliness, ultimately making Tuesday includes easy-to-follow, dynamic choreography designed to sculpt, tone and the stage, dancing and singing along to the the concert a symbiotic relationship of folk-rock, piano tinged, “Home This Year.” sorts. 6:30-7:20 p.m. condition the entire body. The band members connected with The band was a pretty good choice the audience by sharing that they had met for the first concert of the year. Their and formed in high school. Later, they got vigor might not have translated quite so the crowd going by giving a shout-out to well in a college without a fan base, but Cardio Combo Cardio Combo incorporates various classic cardio exercises such as step, the county of Alexandria. Throughout the catchy melodies and sing-along lyrics are Wednesday kickboxing, high-low, intervals and drills to work the entire body. performance, the band displayed its range, universally appreciated. This makes them from country-influenced dance numbers a fun first Friday evening back. 5:30-6:20 p.m. to slower ballads.

Zumba This Latin-music inspired fitness class incorporates traditional Latin dances Thursday such as salsa, merengue, cumbia and tango with heart-pumping fitness 6:30-7:30 p.m. moves to tone the whole body through a full-body cardio workout.

Cycle and Flow An innovative approach to total body conditioning, this class includes 30 Thursday minutes of cycling followed by 30 minutes of yoga for a comprehensive 8:15-9:15 a.m. cardio, strength and flexibility workout.

— Information from Rec Sports website

Caitlin Fairchild — The Flat Hat Alexa Wilkinson open for Virginia Coalition Friday night at the Lake Matoaka Amphitheater. Page 9

Sports Editor Andrew Pike tribe football 2008 [email protected] Offense Scouting reports Last season, the Tribe offense posted 30-plus Quarterback Wide receiver points in its first three contests before a rash of in- After missing nearly all of last season juries tore into the unit, claiming the squad’s top Senior Jake Phillips knows the running back and wide receiver, among others. offense, throws it well and doesn’t with a knee injury, junior D.J. McAulay A year later, the offense returns, energized by lack confidence. If he gets decent will return to line up opposite senior the improved health of senior tailback DeBrian protection, he’ll better his 2,800 Elliott Mack in what is perhaps the Holmes and junior wideout D.J. McAulay. With yard and 19 TD 2007 season. He most significant homecoming from senior quarterback Jake Phillips in charge — he last year’s injury list. Together, the threw for over 2,800 yards and garnered third has decent wheels when flushed team All-CAA honors last season — the Tribe’s from the pocket, too. pair will provide Phillips with one of offensive production should exceed its 29 points the top receiving tandems in the CAA, per game in 2007. Running back as the Tribe’s starting receivers will Though the Tribe has suffered from injuries in What was thought to be a position force defenses to respect their speed, the preseason, its depth at the skill-positions has full of depth heading into the while spreading the field and opening the unit prepared for a 2008 campaign in which the squad looks to be among the top offenses in season is now a big question up seams for the rest of the offense. the CAA. mark. Senior DeBrian Holmes and Sophomore Cameron Dohse will look “I’m definitely excited. Guys have worked re- sophomore Courtland Marriner to reprise a season in which he racked ally hard in the offseason trying to rehab and get are out for the opener, leaving up over 500 yards receiving. themselves back to where they need to be,” senior sophomore Terrence Riggins — wideout Elliott Mack said. “We’re really looking the Tribe’s most physical back — file photo — the flat hat Tight end forward to putting some points on the board.” Senior quarterback Jake Phillips (no. 18) will make his 17th career start Saturday. As long as the unit stays healthy and Phillips to carry the load. Redshirt fresh- Junior Rob Varno takes over the start- retains his sterling form, that shouldn’t be a prob- man Ryan Woolfolk looked good in ing job as he attempts to fill the shoes lem. the second preseason scrimmage Offensive line of Drew Atchison. While Varno will not “Jake had a very good year for us last year,” and will play behind Riggins. Wait- Experience along the interior of the line is a major positive for the Tribe, as factor into the passing game as heav- head coach said. “It’s great having him in charge and running the show this ing in the wings is true freshman senior center Luke Hiteshew anchors a veteran trio. However, the unit will be ily as Atchison, the position remains year.” Jonathan Grimes, who showed his susceptible to outside pressure as a pair of young, inexperienced tackles look to strong as the junior will provide sturdy — Matt Poms speed in limited preseason action. protect Phillips and provide running lanes for the Tribe backs. blocking and protection skills. Scouting reports Defense After a year in which a youthful Tribe now we can just react and play ball.” Linebacker defense became a weekly punching bag Cox, an All-CAA third team selection Seniors Josh Rutter and Michael Pigram for CAA opponents, the unit will return a in 2007, will partner with senior line- anchored the Tribe defense last season, year older, stronger, and — most impor- backer Josh Rutter and junior defensive together notching 161 tackles. They tantly — with one season of defensive end Adrian Tracy to anchor a unit that will seek to reprise that role in 2008, coordinator Bob Shoop’s game plan un- can only build on last year’s dismal sea- der its belt. son. providing veteran experience and key “Something that I haven’t experienced “We’ve got some players there that leadership while mentoring promising since being here is having the same de- can play, but we’ve got to get it out of redshirt freshman Jake Trantin, an fense two years in a row,” senior corner- them and in the right situations we’ve expected future defensive standout for back Derek Cox said. “Rather than hav- got to make plays,” Head Coach Jimmye defensive coordinator Bob Shoops. ing to be out on the field thinking about Laycock said. “They’ve got to play hard- what you’re doing, you already know be- er and they’ve got to get it done.” Secondary cause you already learned it last year, so — Matt Poms After senior cornerback Derek Cox posted three interceptions while garnering third Tribe opponents scored on over 50 percent of their possessions team All-CAA honors a year ago, he will In 2007, the College’s opponents recorded 137 possessions in 11 games. Seventy of the look to improve upon that performance 137 possessions resulted in points for the opposition. The Tribe gave up 38.8 points per while serving as the shutdown corner game — last in the conference — and 427 points on the season. Below is a chart break- opposite sophomore Ben Cottingham. At ing down the end result of opponent offensive possessions into touchdowns, field goals, the safety slots, juniors David Caldwell turnovers forced, punts and turnovers on downs. and Robert Livingston combined for 182 tackles last season and could challenge Courtesy photo— w&m sports information for all-conference honors this season. Senior linebacker Josh Rutter finished 11th in the CAA in tackles per game in 2007. Downs 12 Defensive line Special teams Punt TD Junior defensive ends C.J. Herbert and Adrian Tracy will Reliability is junior kicker Brian Pate’s strong point, as he converted 40 of 41 40 55 bring a combined 10 career sacks and 24 career starts to extra point attempts and 9 of 16 field goals last season. Meanwhile, sophomore TO FG what should be a line much improved from last season. punter David Miller provides a strong leg when the Tribe offense falters, averag- 15 15 Classmate Sean Lissemore is a prime candidate for a ing 35.1 yards per punt in 2007. Senior Elliott Mack will utilize his blazing breakout season at defensive tackle while, redshirt fresh- speed to return punts while sophomore Terrell Wells and junior David Caldwell man Harold Robertson will line up opposite Lissemore. will partner on kickoffs. College’s schedule at a glance

Sept. 6 @ N.C. State 2007, maintaining a no. 7 national ranking. The Wolfpack went 5-7 a year ago, but rebounded late in the Oct. 25 vs. Rhode Island season, winning four of their final six games. The Rams suffered through a disappointing season in 2007, fin- Sept. 13 vs. VMI ishing at 3-8 overall. They will provide the Tribe with a welcome In the last five meetings of this annual series, the Tribe has out- homecoming after two difficult road contests. scored the Keydets 222-59. Nov. 1 @ Towson Sept. 20 vs. Norfolk State Towson gave up over 500 yards rushing to Navy in its season Norfolk State posted an 8-3 record last season in the MEAC while opener this past Saturday. downing strong programs from Hampton and Florida A&M. Nov. 8 vs. Northeastern Oct. 4 vs. Villanova Despite their 3-8 record from last season, the Huskies upset a The Tribe has lost three straight games against the Wildcats pair of ranked opponents in New Hampshire and Hofstra. including a heartbreaking homecoming loss in 2005. This year, Nov. 15 @ James Madison the College will look to turn the tables and jumpstart playoff Going into Harrisonburg and emerging victorious is a tough hopes in their most crucial matchup of the season. proposition in any year. When the Dukes are no. 8 in all of FCS Oct. 11 @ New Hampshire and are coming off a 21-point blowout of the Tribe in 2007, the The two teams haven’t played since 2005 when the College task takes on epic proportions. shocked then no. 1 New Hampshire 42-10. Nov. 22 vs. Richmond Oct. 18 @ Delaware If all goes well for the Tribe, it could in to this game with its play- Delaware is another squad with an offense severely defanged off hopes on the line. However, a win will prove difficult against Courtesy photo— william and mary sports information due to graduation; yet the team returns a solid nucleus of play- Richmond — currently ranked no. 3 in the national rankings. Junior safety David Caldwell recorded a team-high 107 tackles in 2007. ers from the team that demolished the Tribe on opening night — Matt Poms Sound bytes Jake Phillips, Sr., quarterback Jimmye Laycock, head coach Josh Rutter, Sr., linebacker Derek Cox, Sr., cornerback

“We had a lot of guys down here “Just because you’re here doesn’t “(We) only graduated three “When we play those 1-A teams, it’s always a treat just being working out for the summer and I make you better. Just because defensive players, so the fact that inside their stadium. But it’s still business; you’re not down think it really showed. I think the you’re working out doesn’t make a lot of us have played together there mesmerized by their stadium, you’re down there trying commitment is the best of any sum- you better.” — on 18 of 22 starters for three years, it’s going to pay to take care of business, and we look forward to those games mer I’ve been in [here].” returning. dividends, it’s got to.” because it’s our chance to make a big statement.” sports Tuesday, September 2, 2008 Page 10 2008 tribe football preview

Derek Cox, senior, cornerback

WHAT’S INSIDE jake phillips, Offensive and defensive breakdowns, senior, elliott mack, scouting reports, schedule at a quarterback senior, glance and conference outlook. wide receiver

Courtesy photos — w&m sports information By the numbers College bucks CAA trend The CAA has become the juggernaut conference sons, and the Blue Hens, Hofstra University and the of the Football Championship Subdivision, landing University of Massachusetts all have more than 10 a team in the national title game in four of the past Bowl Championship Series school transfers on their five years. rosters. Transfers from the Football Bowl Subdi- As for the College of William and Mary? Only one 396.2 393.2 vision have been a major contributor to transfer, junior safety Robert Livingston. Developing that dominance. The University of four-year players does have its advantages, however, yards per game yards per game against Delaware is starting its fourth as it creates a more tightly knit group. FBS transfer quarterback “They know each other, they know the system, in six sea- they know the tradition and they know the school,” Head Coach Jimmye Laycock said. “They have more Tribe in the CAA in 2007 invested in it.” The pressure is on this year’s senior class to capitalize on that investment: Its members are the first to have not played during the Tribe’s 2004 run to the national semi- finals, and they have three straight 6th losing seasons on their records. in CAA in yardage differential They’ve got the tools to change that this season with a star under center (senior quarterback Jake Phillips), playmakers spreading the field and an experienced defense with plenty to prove. If it can get the job done, the Tribe 6th 12th just might throw a wrench in the FBS scoring offense scoring defense transfer model and find itself amidst a playoff run four years in the making. — Jeff Dooley 10th Sound bytes turnover margin adrian tracy, Josh Rutter, Sr., linebacker junior, “We’re kind of in a good defensive end situation in that not a lot of teams are expecting much from 6th 10th us and we can really come total offense team defense up and make a statement Courtesy photo — w&m sports information in the CAA this year.”