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106-100 MALONE Black Reality: An Introduction to MWF 11:30-12:20 106-312 *S. DATHORNE Afro-American Studies TR 9:30-10:45 The Church in Alro-Amoriean Li lo 6:30- 9:10pm 106-326 KORSAH Economic Problems of Black Business "TRr 9:30-10:45 106-101 GILBERT Composition and Writing in R 6:30- 9:10pm 106-327 KORSAH Black Business <5e Management TR" LEWIS Afro-American Studies MWF 9:30-10:20 106-341 PHILLIPS Black Politics & City Government 6:30- 9:10pm 106-111 WHITE Introduction to Afro-American History 1 MWF 10:30-11:20 106-350 MALONE The Black Family 106-125 MARTIN Economics of the Black Community TR 11:05-12:20 106-402 ABORAMPAH Black Personality Development 106-210 LEWIS The Afro American Novel MWF 12:30- 1:20 106-411 Cancelled Change in Afro-American Communities 106-220 ABORAMPAH Introduction to Statistics in Afro-American TR 9:30-10:4 5 M\VF_ 12:30- 1:20 Studies 106-414 DATHORNE The Black Woman in America, Africa, TR 2:05- 3:20 and the Caribbean Compared 106-228 KORSAH Introduction to Black Political Economy TR 12:30- 1:4.5 106-431 106-238 TAYLOR-BOYD Conflict and Cooperation in Black-White MWF 9:30-10:20 Political Movements and Organizations in 6:30- 9:10pm Relations the Afroworld M 106-565 BARBEE Civil Rights and Human Rights: Majorities 6:30- 9:10pm 106-250 WHITE Black Women and White Women in the 6:30- 9:10pm 1 Contemporary U.S. ana Minorities in America 106-265 WILLIAMS Psychological Effects of Racism R 6:30- 9:10pm "NOTE: Course 106-411 has been cancelled

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For further details, please contact the DEPARTMENT OF AFRO-AMERICAN STUDIES, MITCHELL HALL Room 291 - Phone: 963-4154 .».». T r'^JL*".* mm-i* -*-«..» • =.*••-«,*.-#? . «-*. .-*•.*-<:*:. «"«':f »"-r.*'-«i'.# *».»•.«-»-.«.*•.•-.•*• *'••* *. •. *••%•<**' ... % m- m *-*.. Quote Index "fFe rfon'fnave to worry about Dorms overcrowded p. 4 fighting with the faculty because (Word) games people play ....p. 6 we're doings a good enough job Ashes to ashes .,,. p. 8 fighting with (Sursehes." f^s Fireflies in love ..T...... p. 13 —Scott Bentley, head of Senate allocations final ...p. 15B state student government More UCscandal ..p. 17 See story p. 17 Vicious Goals p. 21 Arts Section pp. 29-44 Sports Section p. 45-56 Vol. 28, No. 1 August 31, 1983 Baker gym closed: conditions unsafe by Claudia Schnagl have with athletics. The magni­ of The Post staff tude of its use just expanded. When Klotsche Center opened Poor health and safety condi­ (1977), it absorbed some of the tions in Baker Fieldhouse have use but not that much. resulted in the permanent closing "The impact of closing Baker of large portions of the building, is a short-range problem, but according to UWM Athletic Direc­ we're better off," she said.- • - tor Daryl Leonard. The main concern will be a When the building was built in source of revenue. The building 1931, it was the premier athletic used to get its operating expenses facility in the state. Now, accor­ from tournaments, clinics and ding to Don Melkus, director of swimming lessons. Now, Leonard the University's physical plant said, the only source of revenue is The streets of Washington, D.C. were jammed with about 250,000 protesters marching for jobs, peace services, UWM ranks last in through ticket sales. and freedom. Post photo by Pat A. Robinson physical education and recreation "The projected athletic deficit facilities available in the UW for the 1984-85 school year is system. $30,000," Leonard said. "If you 9 Officials announced the closing take the loss of revenue minus 'Jobs, Peace and Freedom August 18. savings ($20,000), the impact is a The areas closed include the deficit of $50,000 and no building building's main gymnasium, to make money in. Hopefully the swimming pool, locker rooms and University will help." Two interpretations of D.C. rally showers and the entire basement Another means of obtaining equipment room, including a revenue for the building used to weight-lifting room and an athle­ be from student organizations. by Harold C.Russell by Doug Hissom tic equipment room. The charge was cheap, only $5 per of The Post staff of The Post staff The offices of the head coaches hour for usage plus the cost of on the first floor as well as the off­ supervision. The gathering of Americans at the Lincoln ices of Leonard and her staff will /Memorial August 27 was an illustration of the "The Klotsche Center doesn't A family gathered at the Capitol last weekend. remain open. With a staff of 18, best and the worst of this country. While do this for student organiza­ They came from every part of the nation to plea including full-time and part-time marveling at the glory of this repeat performance tions," Leonard said. for help; help from this madness called "Rea- coaches and three secretaries, for the conscience of this nation, camaraderie and ganomics."... Leasing a gym Leonard hopes to obtain a few Because of limited space due to cooperation were evident everywhere. Also The reason for the get-together, they said, was offices in Klotsche to compensate the overflow of recreation and evident were those there just for the party and a to commemorate the 20th anniversary of Dr. for the loss of space. club sports, Leonard said the few D.C. street people obliviously catching a nap , Martin Luther King Jr.'s 1963 "I have a Dream" The second floor gymnasium University is looking to lease a in the midst of the throng. Solidarity and speech before more than 250,000 protesters for selfishness mingled to give the affair two the civil rights of blacks. The demonstration personalities. initiated major advancements in black rights. But on this day the issues that drew these But the dream for this gathering was jobs, thousands to the capital would hold sway as the peace and freedom. Something they said Reagan primary motivation for attending. had taken away. Approaching young people seemed the best I felt out of place among the people on the bus way to judge the impact of the march on the from Milwaukee. Some had problems for worse political tides of the minorities in this country. than I ever had. The baton of civil rights was passing into the "I've been unemployed for over a year now," hands of new and very different leaders. said Andy, a former Ladish worker. "I have only The Park Service estimated the crowd size to be two checks left and after that I guess I apply for about 250,000 (same as the 1963 march.) But Rev. welfare. Joseph Lowery, head of the Southern Christian "I'm doing this for my kids" he said. "I want to Leadership Conference, noted that in 1963 the be sure that they don't have to go through what crowd had reached only to the area around the I'm going through now.'' Washington Monument.This time people were One young woman said she'd been unemployed found well past that point. two years, but felt that "we as a people can come Milan Lucas, a native of D.C, said, "this is together to survive.'' beautiful" when asked his impression of the Another jobless union worker said, "I'm going turn-out for the march. "This number of people to show these son-of-bitches we mean business. will help notice us and the things we want. It takes If we stand together, we'll win together." [Turn to p. 13B] | Turn to p. 13B] In through the out door:

Theosophy - fact or fiction? Despite its well kept outside appearance, Baker Fieldhouse will be closing major sections within because of conditions violating safety by Kristin Bayer The speaker for the evening, dressed in regulations. Post photo by Annie Belke of The Post staff acrylic and sandals, described herself as "still a Christian, but open to funda­ will still be used for gymnastics gym close to campus. We entered the building through the mental truths." The topic for the evening training but will require repairs to Currently, men's and women's side door (not through Big Boy) past the was reincarnation, not the possibility of it's ventilation system, Melkus. soccer, tennis and cross country grizzled night watchman and over the it—that was assumed. She chose to said. are housed in Engelmann gym­ mop. The bell-bottomed, sandalled address the growth of the soul through the Leonard said it would cost the nasium while gymnastics, basket­ woman with stringy hair seemed to know process of lifetimes. state $1 million to bring the ball, swimming, track and volley­ the way. She looked at my sneakers and "Each life is like a day at school," she building up to codes. ball are located in the Klotsche asked if this was my first time. I said it said. "We leave off our lessons at night to Center. Leonard estimated there was. sleep, just to pick them up the next "It's not safe" are 300 athletes who compete in She led me to the door lettered "The morning, only the next morning may be a "That's not even making areas intercollegiate sports during the Theosophical Society of Milwaukee, Inc." thousand years later." any more functionable", she said. entire school year. It opened into a cluttered, book-shelved "There's pipes and overhangs The group of 20 listened avidly. Melkus points to a long-range meeting room. Stationed inside, a woman that need to be fixed. From the Primarily middle-aged, scruffy and open- plan to expand the Klotsche wearing a gauzy Indian kulta over standpoint of safety, it's not toed, they sat transfixed as though before Center, thus providing the addi­ polka-dotted polyester pants demanded a safe." a TV set. tional space for the athletes, three-dollar free-will donation. She "We can obey and learn," she went on, Leonard explained the reasons coaches and staff. glanced for a moment at my feet and "or disobey and fail." Several heads for the building's closing. asked if it was my first time. I said it was. nodded in agreement. She looked sharply "The state didn't keep up with Neither the financing nor the Her spiritual smile fell when I told her I at me, presumably the only candidate for the building and it was probably plans for the Klotsche center was a reporter. Bad karma, I suppose. | Turn to p. 16J bad planning," she said. "We addition have been approved, used it more often than we should Leonard said. Page 4 UWM Post August 31,1983 Not enough room for dorm residents by Bob Lynch if the number of cancellations is of The Post staff inadequate. Dorm registration has reached Delaying arrivals 108 percent for the fall semester "We get on the phone and talk at UWM, the Department of to some of the people in the Housing confirmed Monday. Until Milwaukee area, where transpor­ permanent!- and 2-person rooms tation is not a vital factor, and ask become available by cancellation, them to delay their arrival a some residents of Sandburg Halls couple of days. will have to occupy temporary 2- "The point I want to stress is and 4-person rooms when they that we're not going to say to move in this weekend. someone who arrives at the desk, Opening day is Friday. 'I'm sorry, but tonight you'll have "Overextended" was the de­ to sleep on the street,' " Hamann scription given by Director of said. Housing Elmer Hamann when he In response to the question confirmed the situation. whether a violation of health "More (contracts) came back codes or housing ordinances was ^ than we expected to come back," made, Hamann said he didn't see Hamann said, and now the usual it in terms of a health violation before-school cancellations by because of the short time residents are not being made as involved. early as last year. "So we're kind Most of the temporary rooms of overrunning right now.'' were available because the High Hamann said Sandburg's cur­ School Equivalency Program, rent capacity is 2,018, including which reserved them, is being r XJI* temporary rooms. As of Monday delayed by difficulties in funding. morning, 2,047 commitments for However, Hamann said he rooms had been made. expects their funding problems There have been "at least 10" will be solved about September cancellations since, Hamann 15, so the temporary rooms must reported Tuesday evening. be vacant at that time. . ^^^ XsrX Enough cancellations must be For that to happen, Sandburg made by Frfday or the Depart­ Halls must be at their official ment of Housing will have a occupancy level, (1,917), 111 less definite problem. residents than with the extra "The 'crunch day' is September rooms. 2 (Friday)," he said, "when And what would happen if the everyone is eligible to come into September 15 deadline was not "Take only pictures, leave only footprints"—The slogan on the sign at the entrance gate to Downer the residence halls and we haven't met? Hamann said in an incident Woods symbolizes the significance the area has locally. A committee set up by Chancellor Frank gotten the cancellations we at UW-Madison about 5 years Horton last spring recently recommended leaving the woods as it is, rather than opening it up to need." ago, the University rented an potential construction. The Lake East Community Council endorsed this recommendation on August 9. The Department of Housing has outside facility to house students, It now appears the University's last wooded area will remain protected. Post photo by Annie Belke considered the steps it would take [Turn to p. 12] There's no need to fear, financialai d is here by Rob Priewe before September 12 to avoid restrictions. and have been looking at," student's files, he said. of The Post staff paying a penalty for late payment She said the state has made Champagne said. According to Carl Buck, head of of tuition. agreements with private lending The department has had several the Financial Aid Office, the Summer is over and it is fall As a last resort, students may institutions to take its place as consultants come in and evaluate attempt to redefine the "indepen­ tuition time. apply for an emergency short- lender of last resort. In addition, the present arrangement and dent student" is now a "dead Like a lot of other students, you term loan from the .Financial Aid the Financial Aid Office will assist some possible changes have been issue." may find the money you earned Office. Beginning September 1, Students by referring them to suggested, he said. During the summer, the federal this summer may not be enough to appointments can be made to various lending institutions. However, no date for a change government had considered tight­ cover all the costs of attending apply for a loan. "We'll always be able to find has been made. ening the criteria by which UWM this fall." Champagne said there would be money for people," Champagne Some students may have not­ students could claim self-support­ Rather than panic, students about $25,000 available for short- said. Other notes from the Finan­ iced that some financial aid checks ing status. may opt to make arrangements term loans in September, enough cial Aid Office: have been arriving sooner than in Had such legislation been wttb»the Financial Aid Off ice or to cover the 30 percent down Students may recall the incre­ past years. This is due in part to passed, Buck had said, it would apply for the Deferred Fee/Tui- payment of about 126 students. dibly long lines which formed the new computer system which is have become very difficult for 'tionPlan. If a student still wishes to apply outside the cashier's office in gradually taking on more func­ anyone under the age of 22 to Students who have accepted) for financial aid for the 1983-84 Mitchell Hall about this time last tions within the department. The claim independent status and its financial aid offers that either school year, the only things year. In an effort to avoid the lines computer has been in operation equal or exceed their tuition but available are Pell grants and this fall, several changes have since January. corresponding aid. The present have not yet received their checks Wisconsin Higher Education been made. Champagne said the system criteria will remain. 'need not worry, according to grants, he said. First of all, seven windows will still has a few bugs that have to be. Buck also reminds students that Stephen Champagne of the Finan­ Pell grants can be applied for on be open to help students picking worked out and more things to be the Solomon Amendment is cial Aid Office. a year round basis. However, he up financial aid checks. This is a phased in, but that up to this point indeed in effect. Even if they don't receive their said UWM's allocation of least two more than there have "it's been a great help and will be According to the law, students checks until well into September, WHEG's will probably be exhaus­ ever been in the past according to even better next year." who wish to receive financial aid they will not be cancelled from the ted by October. Champagne. The system has been most must certify that they have regis­ j University. When their checks Applications for both grants can Secondly,a table will be set up useful in speeding up processing tered with selective service or finally do arrive, the amounts be obtained from the Financial near the line in order that stu­ and tracking the progress of indicate that they are not eligible. owed will automatically be sub­ Aid Office located in Mellencamp dents receiving financial aid tracted, he said. Hall. checks can be sure to have For students who have accepted Students may also apply for everything in order before they taid, but in amounts that do not guaranteed student loans any get to the windows. Champagne cover their entire tuition, the time of year. said this would avoid having department is suggesting stu­ There is, however, one major people "waiting in line for noth­ dents apply for the Deferred change in this program. For ing." SENTRY Fee/Tuition Plan in order to make students applying for the first Finally, "satellite" stations will partial payment until checks ar­ time, the state will no longer serve be set up in the Union and in the tai fill 1^1 III;. I 1 rive. as the "lender of last resort." Sandburg Residence Halls for Under the plan, the student Instead, according to Sharon people paying by cash or check. FOOD STORE agrees to pay 30 percent of Simons of the Financial Aid Champagne said all these 2938 N. Oakland Ave. his/her fee in addition to a $5.00 Office, new borrowers will have to measures should speed up pro­ finance charge. Subsequent pay­ work with private lending institu­ cessing considerably. STORE HOURS ments are due in October and tions. Only continuing borrowers If you've ever been on hold November, by which time aid will be allowed to get money from when placing a call to the Finan­ MON. - FRI. -8 AM. - 12 Midnight checks should have arrived. the state. cial Aid Office, you know how Most students, not just those Simons said that with the state busy the department can be. SATURDAY - 8 A.M. - 10 P.M. receiving financial aid, are eligi­ getting out of the lending busi­ You'll be glad to know that the ble for the plan. However, this ness, students will be able to get problem is being looked into. SUNDAY- 9 A.M.-8 P.M. alternative must be undertaken loans quicker and with fewer It's something we're aware of August 31,1983 UWM Post Page 5 Termination date postponed for loan consolidation option by Jane Rider an aide to U.S. Rep. Jim Moody (D-Wis). of The Post staff HR 3394 was approved by the House under the conditions that Sallie Mae would be dropped. The "execution" date of a program that The law includes three main provisions: a allowed former students to lengthen repayment family contribution for the Pell Grants; time on loans and consolidate debts has been a family contribution for Guaranteed Student postponed to November 1. Loans and a block on the Reagan Administration's The Sallie Mae program will be replaced by attempt to change the definition of "independent SHOP BEFORE M another bill with new provisions. student." The "Sallie Mae" option gave graduates who OUR BACK TO W A previous proposal by the Administration's have substantial outstanding loans more time Department of Education to change the definition flexibility in repaying a loan than they had with SCHOOL SPECIALS of "independent student" would make it more their original loans. It would pay off their existing difficult to be declared "financially independent" ARE ALL GONE!!! student loans and in exchange take out a new 8 for federal aid qualifications. percent guaranteed loan for that amount. The law also defines and reinforces the The Reagan Administration opposed the pro­ confusion in lending requirements. gram's extension under House Resolution 3394 to Technical Pen Set Sept. 30,1986, saying loan consolidation would be "Students must be told what all is involved in KohlNoor3165SP7 too costly. The federal budget off ice estimated an the lending transaction and bankers have to fulfill 000-00-0-1-2-3-4 additional $3 billion loan subsidies cost over the their lending truths," the Moody aide said. 39.25 next 10 years if the program were extended. "Originally students didn't have to be and HR 3394 became law August 15 after Congress weren't being told everything. It's pro-consumer recessed, with Reagan's signature. HR 3394 is in that it sets forth what is regarded in the Wood T-Squares payment." KohiNoor Plastic Edge 24 30 also known as the Student Loans Consolidation and Technical Amendments Act of 1983. * HR 3394 is the only major piece of student-aid legislation expected to be considered by Congress "The bill was made law rather quickly," said this year. 6.00 6.40 Drafting Set KohiNoor 6 Piece Plus Case -41.90 Is student lobby group includes Tpen adaptor _ even now a CIA front? Sketch Book 100 Sheets Spiral 11-14 SA5- A federal district judge is conservative student governments The judge is expected to an­ currently reviewing documents in the UW System, including nounce soon whether the CIA randomly chosen from the Central UW-Milwaukee's Student Associ­ must answer USSA questions on 3.54 Intelligence Agency's file on the ation vice president, met in Madi­ documents which the agency United States Student Association son to discuss the possibility of claims must be kept secret to Newsprint to determine whether these and dropping out of USSA. The con­ protect national security. 100 Sheets Rough 18-24 -63©- other documents should be made servatives say USSA is a "leftist public. organization" and that it does not NSA was revealed to be a CIA The USSA is a national student represent student concerns. front in 1976. The agency was 4.02 lobbying organization based in Earlier this summer, Federal supposed to have terminated all Washington, D.C. UWM is affili­ District Judge June Green or­ relations with the student group at ated with the organization dered the CIA to turn over every that point. But the CIA document Stretched Canvas through membership in the state­ 25th document from its index of index, released after USSA filed Cotton 11 14 12-16 wide student lobbying group, 1949-1979 files on USSA and its suit, shows shows that the agency United Council. predecessor, the National Student continued involvement with the 3.15 3.55 group in 1979. Recently members of the more Association. 2.20 2.48 14 18 16-20 18-24 IS THIS ANY TIME TO THINK 4£9- 4*0- S35- ABOUT ARMY ROTC? 2.80 3.08 3.74 Brushes It's the perfect time. You re a freshman, right.' And you want Grumbacher Buy 5 Or More Brushes to make college a real learning experience' Well. ROTC can add a valuable 30$ dimension to your college education. A dimension ot leadership and manage­ ment training. And that'll make your Acrylics degree worth more. 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U , r\ ARTISTANDtMSPLAY 8330 WEST BLUEMOUND 771 7450 Page 6 Editorials August31,1983 Our View DWflO © SA, Student Court ID U^ ^U ALL "lb MEET MY ISwT 3Hk play word games BWTlFuL NEW FRiEND. The word "political." What does it mean? In its most generic sense the word illustrates the concept of conflict, the meeting of different points of view, a variation in direction by one or more parties who often times desire to reach the same end. The Student Court recently handed down a decision in the case of the Student Association and Kris Gerke versus the Campus Organization for Israel, in which a definition of "political" was provided as a guideline for SA to follow during the allocation of funds to student organizations. Although COFI won and the charge of discrimination stuck, the Student Court left a potentially lethal loophole in its definition. A loophole that could have served as a noose for SA to pull. In effect, SA could have stifiled the voices of students who wished to utilize their consitutional rights to exercise freedom of expression. Voices which may or may not have been in opposition to current public policy. Fortunately SA is not composed of senators with authoritari­ an mentalities. When allocations were approved on August 29, the Student Association chose to ignore the court's definition. The court's definition would not have allowed students' segregated fee monies to tions. We simply cannot afford the Next time she decides to share be allocated to any groups whose activites would directly or LETTERS costs of world wide social egali- her interpretation with her indirectly influence the alteration of current public policy. Groups tarianism. readers, I wish she'd be honest, such as the Committee on Draft Education and Students For Life C.K. Disher because our concern is not current could have been denied funds. Submitted August 25,1983 money level, but what's right for To the benefit of the student body, SA instead chose to follow the people. - Letter to the editor: definition of "political" as provided by the Dean of Students. Under On August 2, 1983, student Respectfully submitted, this definition, funds are banned to groups who publicly endorse a organizations receiving segrega­ Anita K. Sparks political candidate or party. ted fees were invited to express Black Students' Union The court was concerned about SA handing out both state and their concerns pro or con on the President student money to groups who may speak out against the goverriment checkoff system. The checkoff, Submitted August 30,1983 under which they are living. However, it is the State of Wisconsin system is a new way of allocating and the Constitution of the United States that allow their citizens to Letter to the editor segregated fee funding by allow­ speak freely. A letter to the editor: In regards to your article con­ ing students to check off the cerning the removal of the pro­ The state shouldn't have to give financial support to groups that It should not be surprising to student organizations they wish gram SALSA Y BEMBE from oppose it, such as those who would bomb the capitol in Madison, but anyone that our national leader­ their fees to be allocated to. WUWM we really should not be at the same time, the state or any other body of government has the ship, almost without exception, This program will possibly be surprised at all. The only reason responsibility to prevent the creation of documents filled with such deems it necessary to provide implemented by the Student As­ why it happened is because its dangerous ambiguity. military assistance and support to sociation administration, under host Mr. Hector Perez Laboy is (alleged) right-wing reactionary the direction of Cornerstone. both Hispanic (Puerto Rican) and regimes in central and south The Black Students' Union black. America. representative protested the This is simply another in a Facts are facts. Our economic Axes won't fall checkoff system because we felt it series of discriminatory and op­ and political system provides us promoted racism and discrimina­ pressive policies adopted by the with a measure of liberty and tion. We feel this, because people College of Letters and Sciences freedom virtually unmatched on Downer Woods are still being raised to be and its Dean William Halloran throughout the world. culturally ignorant to minorities. against minorities here at UWM. Unfortunately, President The Cornerstone administration Mr. Halloran, in his typical Reagan is experiencing media The sanctity and beauty of Downer Woods will remain with us at presents the checkoff system as arrogant and despotic manner, problems in attempting to com­ the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. A committee was formed democratic. Democracy doesn't agreed to "postpone" the issue municate the connection between last May by Chancellor Frank Horton to examine the feasibility of stop at freedom of choice only. until a later time, which is to say the threat to our standard of living turning this area into a construction site. We don't need concrete and In the August 3 issue of the that the book is closed on that. (i.e., democratic capitalism) and asphalt in place of those oxygen-producing wonders that serve as a Post, Jaime Lynn Benshoff gave I think it is time minorities here the inherent dangers of future natural haven for some of the wildlife that has survived the urban readers the impression that BSU at UWM organize and tell these left-wing/radical revolutions in development in Milwaukee. was upset because we would not hypocritical "administrators" these strategic countries to the be receiving our same level of that we are sick and tired of being Although it is a relatively small area, the preservation of Downer south of us. Woods will allow the campus community to feel a sense of its past, current funding. I'm really glad pushed around. The president should tell it like when concrete was not king, nor was the opportunity for a higher she labeled her article as interpre­ Sincerely, it is. Clearly, vital business education at UWM as readily available. tive, because that's what it was, Arturo Fernandez interests are at stake. The The city of Milwaukee has taken part in the technological and her interpretation. Submitted August 8,1983 continued well being of our educational advances of ages. This campus serves as an instrument economic system depends upon to further develop humankind's knowledge, but without respect for our ability to exploit and consume the past and the preservation of the natural development of the the resources of smaller, less earth, the future will be lost. developed countries. As I see the situation, there is -Founded in 1956- no real military threat. Rather, this is a problem of economic expansionism, which is necessary Kevin Liner, Editor-in-Chief Suaan Scharmach, Business Manager Post letter policy for the continuation of our Jacquelyn Hogden, Editorial Page Editor Pat Batch, Advertising Manager accustomed standard of living. James Rami, News Editor Steve Derse, Advertising Ass't Jane Rider, News Editor Nancy Hemandea, Accounts Receivable Unless our economy reaches out Wicki Kline, Feature Editor Jaime Lynne Benshoff; Personnel Director If you get to feeling that you'd any member of the Post corpor­ and is able to conquer new market Lanra Beaumont, Arts Editor really like to tell the world what's ation. territories, the whole system will John Dolan, Ass't Arts Editor Marc Daniloff, Production Manager undergo a state of atrophy. Claudia Sennas;!, Sports Editor Karen Bemowski, Layout Manager right or wrong with the human We do reserve the right to edit, Annie Be Ike, Photography Editor Jim Moroney, Layout Ass't race before it sails through the not censor. Express yourself in Right now, our domestic and universe, send a letter to the Post. 200 words or less, and submit international business concerns are being threatened. The result Typesetters Graphic Artists Copy Desk Think of your last opportunity to letters before noon on Mondays Karen Sop Ik Kay Queeman Jay Radloff really express yourself. Your last for Tuesday issues and before 2 being that we, as a nation, are Bob Lynch Tom Fttxpatriek Dong Hissom right to speak before a firing p.m. on Wednesdays for Thurs­ called upon to exhibit and exercise Maria Knuettel RobPriewe Todd Radke our military muscle. Front Office Sara Schenkenbers; squad or a court of law—before day issues. Mark Zncker Helen Yee, Supervisor your life sentence to solitary Bring your letters to the office When push comes to shove, the Sne Beard benefits and principles of demo­ MaryPUsnik confinement is handed down. of the Post, located in the Student Jaime Lynne Benshoff , As a financially independent Union on the east end of the cratic capitalism must be protec­ Eugene Erasmus, Distributor institution, protected by the first ground floor, or mail to: ted at any cost. Published by members of the UWM Post Company, Inc. The Post is written and edited by UW M amendment, we are bound by no Fostering basic human rights students, who are solely responsible for the content and policies of the newspaper. Published one to censor your letters. Nor will UWM POST may be a worthy humanitarian Tuesdays and Thursdays during the academic year, except for holidays and exam periods. we personally refuse to print your Published bi-weekly in summer. The Post is an independent, non-profit corporation. Union Box 88 goal, but as Americans, we have Subscription rate Is $20 per semester, $30 per year. letters, should your beliefs or UWM, P.O. Box 413 to put our collective interest above Offices arc located in EG 80 of the UWM Union, 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd., Milwaukee, WI 53201. political orientations differ from Milwaukee, WI53201 and before all other considera­ Phone 963-4578. August 31,1983 Page 7

Friends and foes come in all colors

by John Celichowski again. The physical aches and pains are ence, at least until our allegedly "color­ Post columnist almost gone and the cobwebs have almost blind" legal system considers the matter. been swept out of my cerebral attic. The various facets and degrees of Dear Friends, Relatives, and I guess it's time to let you know my human goodness and evil know no color. Other Interested Parties: feelings on "The Incident" and the folks Unfortunately our social and emotional Re: "The Incident". involved. I live in a predominantly black lenses are too often color-coded, intensify­ A couple of weeks ago I was riding my neighborhood, having chosen to live here ing the qualities of some folks and dulling bike less than a block from my house. It for a variety of practical and personal those of others. was around-two in the afternoon and I was reasons. Now I'm not so naive or stupid to think on my way to take care of some business Does my whiteness make a difference in that neighborhoods .with a predominance at UWM. Out of the corner of my eye I the situation? Pious and/or sincere wishes of certain racial/ethnic groups are more noticed a large, muscular black man lunge to the contrary, of course it does. prone to crimes. But to blame such a fact at me. Within a moment I felt myself The first question asked (after "Are you on skin color while ignoring other, more falling.... okay?") has invariably been, "Was the plausible factors (social, economic, etc.) is I woke from unconsciousness with a guy who hit you black?" Yes he was. So like blaming an increase in drowning knot on my head and neck, shoulders and were the kind lady who called the police deaths on an area's proximity to water. back aching. I was sitting in the back of a while I was lying unconscious in the The physical condition of the victims or police van and an officer and some middle of an intersection, the police their (lack of) ability to swim might not be bystanders kept asking me if I was okay officer who helped me asking if I was okay considered by some folks using similar and if I could remember what happened. - and one of the nurses who attended me at logic. It was not difficult for me to realize that the hospital. There. That's it. Sermon over. 'Nuff I had been assaulted and my bike stolen. The neighborhood kids who saw the guy stay. said. After being rushed by ambulance to take off with my bike and have almost Given the chance, would I press I guess I just needed to get this off my Columbia Hospital, I was x-rayed for daily asked me how I've been doing are charges against my assailant and try to chest in an organized and fairly concise possible fractures or broken bones. For­ also black. get my bike returned? Of course I would. and logical manner. tunately the X-rays were all negative, but Just as the actions of one person may Anyone who assaults an innocent Thanks for listening. Take care and God I was given some pain pills and told not to have given me reason to leave the person deserves to be prosecuted and bless. work for a few days. neighborhood, those of at least half a appropriately punished. The skin pigment Love, I am finally starting to feel normal dozen others have given me reason to of the parties involved makes no differ­ John Voice your opinions about distribution of your fees

by Karen Gerrity ience of dealing with bureaucracy, Jeff Gingold, a member of SLI which they select groups to given the chance to indicate the Post columnist red tape, committees, fund raisevs and staunch supporter of the support. manner in which all of his or her and other such necessary items check-off system, has compared This could mean that groups tuition would be spent. During the past summer, while one must deal with as an adult in a this process to the manner in such as the Gay Students, Black As for me, I'd like to see fatter a lot of you were working full Capitalistic culture. which contributors to United Way Student Union, and Native Amer­ checks for the teachers, fewer time, traveling or catching some There are over 70 organizations choose the way their money will ican Students could stand to lose a campus police, fewer young poli­ of the Brewers' action, the polit­ consisting of students dedicated be used by the organization. substantial amount of funding due ticians heading committees and ical machine at UWM was in full to one cause or another vying for Money is allocated to the differ­ to the fears and biases of the boards at the expense of their operation. funds. ent groups within the United Way threatened majority. peers and a bridge over Maryland In August, the Student Associa­ In the past, a group of senators organization according to ^the Larry Holland, vice president of Avenue that is guaranteed not to tion held an open forum to discuss elected by a university election number of times contributors have BSU, said, "This system could crack and fall apart. the Optional Check-off System. decided how the money would be elected to support it. never work on a campus where I'd like to see the formation of a This involves setting up a new divided. Scott Dacey, vice president of less than 10 percent of the student band of education philosophers policy for the dispersal of segre­ But now the Student League for SA, said at the open forum, "We body votes." and humanistic psychologists gated fees. Improvement has suggested that are providing a way for students Anita Sparks, president of the dedicated to discovering answers The segregated fees which are this is not a fair indication of the to allocate their own money." BSU, voiced a similar attitude. to the problems of equality in drawn out of tuition and allocated individual student's needs. He went on to say that they, the "This check-off system is bound opportunity available to each con­ to SA amount to about $6.80 per The SLI would prefer that governing body, certainly could to promote racist attitudes .. SA sumer of higher education at this student. students be allowed to indicate on not force people to support groups should be more concerned with university. This money is reallocated by SA a ballot how they would like to see they are not interested in. the actual work a student organi­ But, not too many people would to student organizations. their portion of the segregated I guess that would be un- zation does and the number of be interested in that sort of Student organizations can be fees spent. This would be indicat­ American. students an organization houses. frivolous expenditure. described as groups of students ed on the students' registration This is causing quite a raucous. Jeff Gingold said, !SA is a The present policy of handling who band together in pursuit of a forms. Ted Schulte, SA senator and needed student service and segregated fees seems to be common interest or goal. Remember that we are still academic affairs committee chair, should not be put on the check­ efficient. These organizations give exper-. talking about six or seven dollars. felt that the proposed policy off. ' Well neither should minority For those of you who would like offered a "cloaked protection of organizations. They are needed as to understand more about this, bias-allows an unacceptable well." another open forum will be held social bias to hide within a secret Suggesting that the students early this semester. Watch for it. ballot." judge the manner in which 'a Before another committee is set He expressed concern over the portion of their tuition is spent up to discuss and propose and Margarita Maddnes possibility that uninformed stirs up some interesting object and so forth, in the name of students might allow their pre­ thoughts. equal representation, let's make AT judices to dictate the manner in Imagine if the student was sure there really is a need. HALT'S Welcome back to UWM, where 332-6323 insignificance is the status quo 2858 North Oakland Avenue by Michael Dobran Pringle chip all crumbled up at the bottom of the Post Columnist can. Quarter Liter Margarita's!!!!! Just another grain of sand on the beach... At times, it's easy to feel as if you're nothing A strand of overgrown nasal hair. A hole in the Only more than a small herring in a sea of sharks, sack of societal conformity. An unpopped kernel another dandelion swaying in a field, an at the bottom of a double-buttered jumbo box of $2.00 infinitesmal tiny little zit on the forehead of the popcorn being ravenously consumed at the modern world. Oriental Theatre by a 250 pound ex-waitress from An itsy bitsy little blotch of algae on the surface Ma Fischer's. of a still pond. A painful ratty little canker sore on A little rip in the last Trojan of the pack. the tip of society's tongue. A wart onNa dead dog's A bouncy, bumpy blue drop of insignificant tush. water in the vast and turbulent ocean of modern Served 3-6pm. Monday - Friday A herpes blister on a debutant's lip... life. The painful itch and swelling of hemmoroidal It's easy to feel this way, especially when school tissues. A gnarly black fleck of something or other is starting up. And if you're a freshman, it's floating in a glass of milk. probably worse. Another dimple on a Spalding golf ball. One of But who really cares? School is just one of those those useless multi-colored frilled picks stuck in a nutty phases that us kids have to go through... cheeseburger bun down at the 1HOP. The last Welcome back to school. Page 8 August 31,1983

Ashes to ashes, arms to arms by Tony Lee With increased accuracy and greater destruction that can occur without a false sense of security, will in the near Post columnist power, U.S. weapons are designed to shift moment's notice. future spend between $350 and $360 the balance of power. There has been no weapon in the billion on new weapons systems to engage The Reagan Administration is taking The absurdity of this reasoning is that history of mankind that has been in a projected space war. us, the U.S. citizens and military, to an we cannot expect the Soviet Union to produced and not used for the intended The Pentagon figures on the cost of the inevitable nuclear confrontation with the passively accept a continual shift of the purpose of killing human beings. Nuclear weapons are from $15 to $50 billion. Soviet Union. power balance in our favor. arms will be used if both super powers The administration's policies involve Soviet Premier Andropov confirmed don't terminate escalation and disarm keeping ahead of the Soviet Union in this in a recent communique to the United their weapons. build-up, strategic placement and first States when he said, "The Soviet Union History has taught us this horrible strike capabilities of nuclear arms. will respond to U.S. build-up and escala­ lesson—humankind must not be forced to President Reagan, Vice President Bush tion." relearn this lessson. Technological and the Pentagon war planners believe The Soviet Union is about five years military advancements are outstripping that the United States can win a limited behind the United States in first strike man's ability to effectively control and use nuclear confrontation, provided it's technology and capabilities. Unless a these weapons of such awesome fought on foreign soil. - freeze and disarmament agreements are destructive power. These attitudes portray the U.S. imperi­ reached, they will continue to strive for It would be extremely easy for the alism other countries talk about. parity with the United States. United States or the Soviet Union to Since the early 1960s the Soviet Union The political chess game toward nuclear mistake an alert for an attack and launch a and United States have had policies of escalation is in our hands. We keep on first strike on suspicion of aggression. Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD). with the build-up and escalation and Compared to a rifle, aimed and ready, a Each side has had enough nuclear perpetuate an ever-increasingly critical first strike launch is irreversible. The public has to suffer and foot the bill weapons to insure total destruction of the and volatile situation. We must make an No call-back, termination or deterring is as usual, but we have a choice if we unite other side. honest and sincere attempt to reach an possible. Retaliation is inevitable, unless and use the power guaranteed us in the Fear of self-destruction led to a forced agreement with the Soviets. all Soviet missile silos, nuclear bombers Constitution and Bill of Rights to end this peace. Two U.S. Congressmen, Rep. Cheney and submarines are also destroyed on first escalation toward death and destruction. But such a peace is no longer possible (R-Wyo.) and Rep. Downey (N.Y.) strike. We have some allies on our side, Sen. because of the present administration's recently returned from the Soviet Union The chances of destroying their retalia­ William Proxmire, Rear Admiral belief in a limited nuclear confrontation. and reported that the Soviet people are tion capabilities in one blow are nil, hence LaRocque, the U.S. Navy.... The Reagan Administration believes very concerned about the possibility of a the fallacy of first strike may give some a A good idea would be to put President that by shifting to a policy of first strike, nuclear confrontation. The Soviet public sense of false security. Reagan and Premier Andropov in a room they can destroy Soviet missiles and is, for the most part, very aware of the President Reagan and his advisers, in with ax handles and let them beat each weapons in their silos and launch pads. possibility of the world-wide effect and an attempt to give the U.S. public this other to a pulp. Anarchist media dog replaces Bob Owen byPetrKotz unabridged dictionaries and I thought I could attain some gathering up some clues and I think I'll like being a columnist Post columnist shouting incoherent passages semblance of martyrdom by searching out some facts, as for The Post. I'll get paid and from a 1973 Russell Means speech spewing the self-righteous notion reporters often do, I latched on to maybe my rich uncle will be Devil worshipping! Strife! in broken Spanish. As a result, of "free expression" and The a tip about Owen's vacancy. impressed enough to be dissuad­ Scandalous divorce trials among Bob was fired for vindictive First Amendment. But I quickly It was my chance for stardom! ed from omitting me from The The Stars! Oral sex! Multiple motives. found ^rhat martyrdom, partic­ The Big Time! I might even get to Will. We may even get to use gangland slayings! ularly when it never extends meet Ed Hinshaw! $$$$$! swear words on occasion. Hi. My name's Petr Kotz. I'm beyond the self-concocted form, I weighed my choices. I could Isn't the world getting strange? Bob Owen's replacement. from trie won't buy you groceries or pay off either stay with The Shepherd as Hmmmmm You see, I've got my work cut 1HMH your drug debts. some symbolic affirmation of my I thought I was going to end this out for me, that's why I used the deeply ingrained principles, or rambling saga after the last cheap, emotionalistic introduc­ Mil I Mil Besides, The Shepherd is a jump to The Post, where princi­ paragraph because I ran out of tion. Just a sleazy form of decadent scene. They all chain ples don't mean shit but you get Ideas and people to attack. But I gimmickery often used by Us smoke, speak blasphemously of paid and have a place to score a figured if I was getting paid by the Media People to corral the The Lord, harbor bionic anal The Literary World is going to free cup of coffee and steal typing inch I better at least make a reader's attention, thus increas­ fixations and in general dispose a miss Bob dearly, but, after all, paper. reasonable attempt to extend The ing circulation and our endeared spendiferous potential for strange The News is a very filthy busi­ Damn Thing a few inches further. $$$$! behavior. I chose the latter. In the News ness. As Lord Northcliffe, a very Business, this is commonly refer­ What do you think about the But what the hell, this is deep and quotable guy, once I soon realized they were "The red to as "whoring out to The Brewers' chances for the pennant America, right? assessed, "Journalism is a pro­ Wrong Element" James Watt had, Green." this year? Are you planning on I'll tell you, being the successor fession whose business is to so prophetically warned us of. attending Summerfest next year? to The Legendary Bob Owen is no But I really harbor no feelings explain to others what it- person One time The Shepherd's asso­ Isn't it depressing being replac- corporate desk job. Consensus of sell-out guilt. After all, Judas ally does not understand.'' ciate editor and renowned Blues ed by a Third-Rate Slander- among his peers indicates Bob sold out for a measily 30 pieces of Or, as the late Chicago Messiah Biologist Bongo Buss got all Spewing Literary Leper, Bob? was widely revered as a Literary silver, and the News Business as Dick Daley more eloquently put it, whacked out on Shrooms. With Isn't the world unjust? Dynamo, a pillar of the celluloid an institution is known for its high "A newspaper is the lowest thing the hallucinatory conviction that I degree of scumiocity. Okay, I better wrap this up or strata of B-newspapers. was a large Desperado Bull Frog, there is." Look at Nancy Laffey's flaming they're going to edit the whole Bob's fastidious prose offered he attempted to dissect me with a At the time of Bob's dismissal I love triangle, or Jerry Taff's thing and I won't get the extra brilliant insight mixed with irrev­ broken wine bottle on imaginary was employed (but never compen­ revelations on Vince Gibbon's erent wit, fashioned from volum­ directives from Mr. Plazooski, his sated) by that insidious journal of professionalism and manhood. So So I guess I'll see you later. inous mental archives ranking eighth grade science instructor. slanderous lies, The Crazy what the hell, this is America Okay? right up there with the likes of Shepherd. So one day when I was out Jefferson, Einstein and possibly right? (c) The Plastic Mouse Syndicate Brent Musburger.v His artistic essays on the ques­ By Jim Rami tions of love, premarital sex, religion and hot tubs in Kansas were brazen, yet thoughtful exam­ Ipuhpohweed°much as a mushroom would, inations of the pressing societal From a darkness not understandable. issues we all must face. S But I'm just an ex-school bus I felt her, my first conscious memory, driver and fried-chicken cook Her flesh composed of soft and sensous curves. whose writing style was once She adored the sun yet accepted rain, described by a late colleague as "incogent drivel." I simply won't As she cared enough to sustain my life. be able to produce the Electric With growth did I become indifferent, Shakespeare that Bob could pump out every week. Thru artificial thoughts I used her so. But alas, Bob was relieved of Until one day I saw the waste so near, his position late this spring, during the "alleged" Season of That northern lights suppressed within my soul, Romance. (Psst. It's a real juicy Let forth a brilliant glow I had not known. story, like the kind one would find in the The Enquirer 'or The She gives all yet I just use and abuse, Sentinel. Want to hear it?) How can I take part in this brutal rape, (The former Rulers of The Post, For she is the darkness, my mother, earth. the noted Arch Villains & Bad Guys Bob worked for, were over­ °"Puhpohweed" an Ojibwe word, means thrown by gin-crazed members of The News Department wielding to appear suddenly from an unseen source. August 31,1983 Page 9

Blessed are those that labor by Todd Bergmann rearranging schedules and hiring employers cannot afford to Nor should we honor those their wages because they realize Post Columnist replacements. increase wages and they remain workers who fail to realize they're that a pay increase would damage In 1982 there was only one content with what they have. cutting their own throats by. their employers and result in their This Monday will be Labor Day. major strike—the football players. So this Labor Day we should not striking. own unemployment. A day set aside, some say, to labor - Somehow, we all managed to find honor those people who are This Labor Day we should think In light of growing foreign on those household projects that other ways to be amused on earning $10 an hour or more, and about and honor those American competition, these people are the have been put off all summer. But Sunday afternoons and Monday strike for higher wages. laborers who are satisfied with real American heroes. originally Labor Day was designed nights. to honor the American working This year, striking employees of man, and to that we can now add Milwaukee's Miller Brewery had the American working woman. a "Miller Time" for almost two On Labor Day, unions often months. Their pay before the boast that they have helped more strike was $12-$15 per hour. people than Jerry Lewis has Miller survived without them by helped kids with muscular brewing beer at other plants. dystrophy. This may well be true, In the end, the workers got but before we come to this nothing more than they could conclusion, we should examine have had at the beginning, except the actions of American labor over for an early retirement package. the past few years. Similar thoughts have been The year 1981 saw three major expounded by Briggs & Stratton strikes—Schlitz brewery employ­ workers. One said to me, "Todd, ees, the air-traffic controllers and we'll probably be on strike for the baseball players. three months and we'll get the During that summer, I saw a same thing we could get now." woman wearing a "boycott Briggs & Stratton employees Schlitz" T-shirt, I thought to could earn an average wage of myself, "doesn't that woman $12.80 an hour without having to know she is cutting her own strike. With benefits this breaks throat?" down to about $19.19 per hour. Schlitz offered its employees a Thus, it does not pay to strike in continuation of their present this situation. wages ($11-$14 per hour plus Some union workers have liberal benefits), but the workers realized that their bargaining would not work for less than one edge has disappeared because of U. S. intervention in Nicaragua dollar more. competition from foreign 9 Schlitz, which is in ailing finan­ countries or "right-to-work" cial condition, could not afford to states. raises questions about Americans pay its workers the extra dollar, Such unions, most notably the and could produce enough beer at United Auto Workers, have taken abilities to excercise political freedom, its other plants to supply thirsty pay cuts in recent years to save by David Olson ing rebels. Mexico sails a large non-violent political solutions. ; drinkers. their jobs. Post columnist fleet up the Mississippi River and This reality raises^ serious A boycott of Schlitz would not Another group of workers is not into Lake Michigan, flanking Wis­ questions about the political change the situation. Instead the striking in America. These are If war is routine use of consin with immense naval and morality of the United States. The woman should have worn a T-shirt workers making minimum, and aerial firepower. -U.S. insists it has a right to saying, "buy Schlitz beer so that frequently-lethal force to settle slightly higher than minimum, political disputes, or as the Simultaneously, Mexico sends intervene, based on a theory that Schlitz can afford to give us a wages. several thousand troops to Illinois, others are "improperly" doing so raise." Supreme Court offered, "an There are several possible armed conflict between nations in promising to send none closer to That same year the air-traffic reasons why low-paid workers do our time," then use of the Wisconsin than Rockford, but Perhaps *'first-corne-jfir»t controllers went on strike. A not strike. One is that they are euphemism "covert aid" notwith­ pointing out that they will defend served" is the proper ethic Tor similar result occurred. The poorly organized. Another is that standing, the United States is at themselves if necessary. military meddling. federal government made do with­ they cannot afford to strike and war with Nicaragua. A look at American actions in out the strikers, who could have pay union dues. A third possibility In Honduras, U.S. government been earning $25,000 per year, by The U.S. government is general, and especially in Latin is that they realize that their avoiding more honest terminology operatives train Nicaraguan American shows that the preoccu* as it avoided it in the Indochina rebels known as "Contras" who pation is with politics that are not (a.k.a. Vietnam) war. At the same operate from Honduras with the automatically supportive of U.S. time, the war exists for reasons goal of overthrow of the Nicara­ corporate interests, not so much different from those the powers- guan government. with intervention. that-be would like us to see. Movement of the Contras back Taken together, our govern­ and forth across the Honduran- This is shown by the history of ment's actions and reasons Nicaraguan border results in con­ direct American intervention and Good Food. require a much different justifica­ siderable military activity in the use of surrogate agents such as tion from what we get, and raise border region. the Contras. Good Drink. deep doubts about the authenti­ Given the active support of the It is also shown by American city of the asserted American Contras by and in Honduras, it is governmental activity, engineered Good Cheer. political fabric. hard to imagine that 5,000 by Henry Kissinger to "destabil­ Wisconsin and Nicaragua are Marines and a naval fleet flanking ize" and overthrow the duly- roughly the same size. Imagine both countries in two oceans does elected but socialist government the midwest as a series of-small hot provide substantial military of Chile in the 1970s. There u«r« countries, and that Mexico is a support to the Contras. not even claims that Chile was huge industrial giant. The Contras are organized to intervening elsewhere. The United States-Mexico overthrow the Nicaraguan govern­ That our government was not border is roughly 1,100 miles from ment. This means the United made in our image economically, this mythical region, the same States is providing substantial was apparently enough for "co­ distance from the U.S. border to military support for the overthrow vert" intervention by the CIA. Nicaragua. of the Nicaraguan government. Societal or political structures Further imagine that Mexico The sad reality is that social that do not embrace American has one of the largest military conditions of gross inequity there corporate-economic designs are establishments in the world, and were created for and by American not tolerated. has long held an equivalent to the economic interests. These condi­ Legitimacy of the establishment Monroe Doctrine for the entire tions are the underlying and just of alternative designs does not Pursue quiet conversation encircled by^ hemisphere, telling other powers cause of social unrest and seem to matter at all. Costs in the soothing sounds of jazz and classical to keep out, while exerting its own demands for reform in Central human suffering of military music. Enjoy savory soups and robust military power often on behalf of America. protection for standard designs sandwiches, imported beers, wines and its corporate and political Instead, they are protected by matters superficially at best. spirits served in an atmosphere of solid interests. the heavy hand of the American Much of what is ventured as tradition. 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For further information, contact Lt. Marty Martinez or Lt. Dennis Hopkins at 224-7076 or stop by the Old Gym at Marquette. m August 31,1983 UWM Post Page 11 No home rule leaves D.C. residents in limbo by Petr Kotz Only in 1974 did the federal ence Hall, presumably to receive Since then Washington has been continuous problems in pry­ of The Post staff government allow them to elect either monetary restitution or virtually remained under the com­ ing the needed blessings from their own mayor and city council. equal compensation from legisla­ plete authority of the House state legislatures. As of this An interpretative report And they still remain virtually tor's hides. District of Columbia Committee, writing, it has been passed in less powerless in decisions concerning until meager gains in the early than half of the 38 state legisla­ Washington, District of Colum­ their own governmental budget. Fleeing Congress 1960s brought it to its present tures needed for ratification. bia. Dominion of the federal And, incidently, -along with Congress requested protection state. (Wisconsin passed the amend­ bureaucracy. Storage place for the Brasilia, Brazil it comprises the from the Pennyslvania militia, but Yet they still lack national ment in 1980.) last vestiges of American honor only two capital cities among the was refused and its members representation. And the DC Com­ Although the situation appeals and dignity. A place Hunter world's 115 freely-elected national were forced to flee the city. mittee still controls its budget as to be a clear-cut case of political Thompson described as "where legislatures to be denied federal Subsequently, a 1787 constitu­ well as much of the city's deprivation, there are a number of the really heavy shit goes down.'' representation. tional agreement made a federal commerce. outstanding circumstances under­ It has a population greater than How can this be true in The district possible, and it was cre­ In 1978, Congress passed an lying the conflict. Delaware, Vermont, Wyoming Land of The Free and The Brave ated in Washington in 1800. amendment granting District res­ One argument stems from the and Alaska. It carries a federal tax you ask? Well, as with most Because the District only con­ idents the same political rights popular myth of Washington as a burden larger than 12 other American history, it's a long, tained a measly 5,000 people at enjoyed by citizens of other states. transient city of politicos from states. And its unemployment twisted saga. the time, Congress didn't bother Although the amendment falls points elsewhere. But this is rate far exceeds the national The concept of a federal district granting them suffrage. short of granting statehood, if discounted by the fact that 70 average. -a district under sole authority of Although District residents ratified it would give Washington percent of the District's residents Yet not until 1964 could its the federal government-develop­ were denied the opportunity to two senator's and at least one have non-governmental occupa­ 640,000 inhabitants vote in a ed from a 1773 session of the participate directly in national representative, all of whom would tions. In addition, on most "temp­ presidential election; not until Continental Congress, then locat­ politics, they were, at least until be allowed to vote. orary" residents-those simply in 1968 could they elect their own ed in Philadelphia. 1874, allowed to conduct their own town on, momentary rides of school board; not until 1971 did The event, commonly referred city government. But severe fiscal Progressive movements stifled political fortune-tend to over­ they get a seat in the national to as the "Philadelphia Mutiny," improprieties that year forced But, as was the case with other whelmingly seek housing in the legislature, although the repre­ evolved when angry Revolution­ Congress to relinquish DCs al­ recent progressive constitutional nearby Maryland and Virginia sentative still wasn't allowed to ary Army soldiers demanding ready limited concept of "home amendments such as the Equal suburbs. vote. back-pay marched on Independ­ rule." 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Special to The Post talked about for so long. Next time she from the chocolate anesthetics that she The victims often lose weight OP First in a series would call Kate to make plans-no, she had voraciously gulped down during the maintain it after they erradicate the habit, couldn't do that. Besides why would Kate past hour. She pulled out the materials for ironically enough. The following article was submitted to want to do anything with her. Sue her term paper and snapped on the T. V. A The psychologist described the women the Post with the writer's request for decided she didn't deserve the trip and psychologist was speaking on a talk show as "bionic," claiming they stride through anonymity. The author will be submitting that she had too much homework to finish. about a disorder that commonly afflicted days that would leave a marathon runner further articles investigating causes and Sue felt hurt, but barely recognized the college women. A tremor jolted through exhausted. Even their relentless exercise treatment for bulimarexia. pain. It had been rechannelled into anger Sue's body as she listened to the supports the comparison. which had erupted into another binging- description of bulimarexia....its victims The syndrome portrays both a maladap­ Sue lifted her head from the toilet bowl, devour enormous amounts of food, usually and-purging episode. She didn't choose to tive way of coping and a symptom of feverishly groping for tissue to wipe off highly caloric, during a short period of ' binge; it was as if some internal force underlying problems. But because of the the vomit dripping from her mouth. pulled her magnetically towards the time. Standing up, she examined herself in the physical problems it creates, it also poses high-caloric food she normally denied Epidemic proportions of the disorder mirror. A pale, red, swollen-eyed figure a severe medical hazard. herself. have broken out, possibly affecting up to glared back at her. 15 percent of college women. Bulimarexia Kidney and heart failure caused by But that made no difference. "Never do it again" typically strikes intelligent, upper-middle- electrolyte imbalances from excessive Nor did the weakness, the swollen Each binge and purge triggered self- class woment who are chronic over- vomiting may result in permanent salivary glands, the puffy hands and feet condemnation and consumed even more achievers and perfectionists. The average damage or even death. Stomach acid can or inflamed esophagus cause her to think of her impoverished supply of self- age of onset is around 17 or 18 years old. burn a hole through the esophagus. twice about what she was doing. She esteem. Every purge precipitated new Irritability, depression, impaired concen­ Dehydration, tooth decay, menstrual ir­ merely stared at the body in the mirror resolve to " never do it again.'' tration, low self-esteem, social withdrawal regularities, sore throats and edema and tried to convince herself it was and insomnia are symptoms of the threaten health further. thinner. None of her friends knew about her behavior, not even her roommate. syndrome. The central issue these women Sue has now decided to seek help for Slipping back to her dorm room she It was a well-kept secret. struggle with, however, is a feeling of lack the condition which plagued her peace of desperately hoped that no one would see But Sue was seeing less and less of her of control over their lives. Although these mind and health. her and guess what she had done. Guilt friends and devoting more of her time to women suffer significant weight fluctua­ flooded her mind and self-deprecating her self-consuming habit and to maintain tions during the disorder's term, they are Persons on campus who are interested thoughts seemed to flash through her her 3.6 grade point average. In fact her usually of normal weight when they in joining a bulimarexia support group head. obsession with schoolwork was superced­ initiate the disruptive-behavior. The should contact Verta Looper at the Health Why hadn't Kate called to make ed only by her private affair with food. succeed in effecting little weight loss Center at 963-4716. The group will be arrangements for the ski trip they had Sue proceeded to clean up the wrappers through binging and purging. formed when there is sufficient response.

department, which provided its Hamann said the situation will they understand.'' Room shortage five experiment rooms in West not affect residents assiqned to The temporary-room residents [from page 4] Tower, and the Sandburg Halls permanent spaces. were notified of their type of room Thai s one possible solution Administrative Council office, "For those people coming into assigment when they received should worse come to worse. which is being moved from its temporary spaces," he said, "(1) their contracts, Hamann added. North Tower room to the Living be patient, we're moving as Because of the cancellations that Learning Center. A model suite quickly as We can to get people have come in, some may even be Experimental dorms UWM Student Newspaper Other rooms temporarily to show potential residents as they assigned to permanent spaces, pleasantly surprised when they Union EG80 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd holding some of the overflow tour the Sandburg Halls complex and (2) if there's a question, ask arrive to find that they have been Milwaukee. Wis. 53201. came from UWM's psychology has also been "requisitioned." us, because we'd much rather reassigned to permanent rooms.

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Federal officials have again delayed implementation of the contro­ versial Solomon Amendment, this time until October 1. This marks the third postponement of the Solomon law, which denies federal financial aid to students who fail to state that they have registered with the Selective Service System. Secretary of Education Terence Bell authorized the delay of implementation to give universities enough time to contact all their students with the required documents. Universities now have the option of giving out financial aid while either collecting a signed statement of registration compliance at the time, or collecting it by October 1. Light my fire! The delay will have no real effect at UWM, according to a financial aid official. While fireflies court, researchers take notes "There's no real change with a delay until October," said Stephen by Rob Priewe munication between fireflies: cal. Champagne, associate director of financial aid. of The Post staff Basically, the "male of the "We found that the animal Champagne explained that the first offer letters—letters species flies around flashing its actually has a more complex confirming that the applicant qualifies for financial aid—were sent Assistant Professor Johnathan photogenic end organ, or lantern, repertoire than we had originally out July 7. Those first letters already included the compliance Copeland admits that his research at continuous repeating intervals thought. It produces one set of statement, which included several statements as to why the appli­ won't lead to a cure for cancer. in hopes of attracting a mate. flashes for when it is looking for a cant is or isn't eligible for the draft. The applicant must check the However, his studies of firefly The female of the species waits mate, and having found a mate it appropriate statement and sign the entire form, which is otherwise behavior and neurophysiology on the ground or fn bushes or switches to a slightly different identical to offer letters from past years. could provide some important shrubs for the male to fly by. pattern. "Everyone who applies for financial aid has to sign the insights into the functioning of When she sees one flashing she "This was a very subtle change, statement,'' Champagne said.' 'That's part of the offer letter.'' human and other animal nervous responds at a specific time to the which other workers in the field No figures are available to show how UWM students compare with systems. male's signal. had overlooked," he said. the estimated national rate of 97 percent draft registration "This sort of research won't be The pair continues to flash at Copeland has been experiment­ compliance. useful in biopathology, which is to specific intervals until the male ing with fireflies since he was a While Bell made the decision to extend the grace period another say it will not provide a cure for can make his way to the female, graduate student in 1972. He said month, his hand was forced earlier in August by the Senate and cancer," Copeland said. "But it who remains stationary. originally he became interested in House in Washington. will help to provide an under­ One of Copeland's colleagues studies on the nervous system, Sen. Patrick Moynihan (D.-N.Y.) introduced an amendment to standing of how nervous systems has described the female photuris particularly invertebrate nervous delay implementation. The amendment, part of the Defense control behavior.'' firefly as a very smart animal, systems. Department Authorization Bill, passed 56-40. The House was Copeland spent this past sum­ almost as if "she has a little He said discovering the logic of expected to pass it also, but recessed before the vote got to the floor. mer studying flash communica­ codebook in her brain and the a simple system seemed very Bell anticipated the House would pass the amendment when it tion between fireflies, specifically, codebook allows her to look at a compelling to him because the returned in mid-September, so he delayed the law himself. Bell felt rivalry behavior and flash entrain- series of flashes and say 'that's same principles could be applied this would avoid the confusion of having the law go into effect, then ment (the modification > of the photinus macdermotti and I have to larger systems. be overturned a few weeks later, a Moynihan aide said. response to a flash). to flash a single response of this Eventually, he hopes his work "It's not as if they're getting out of compliance," said Jeff Vlohl, "Fireflies flash not because duration, at this delay, and I'm will lead to a neurophysiological legislative assistant to Moynihan. "The main reason for these delays they are happy, or to make you going to get that photinus macder­ basis for pattern generation and was the decision to go ahead with the law two days before feel enraptured by their beauty, motti,' "he said. pattern recognition in higher ani­ implementation." but they flash because they are Contrary to what many people mals. Viohl was referring to a Supreme Court reversal of a lower court looking for a mate. That's what used to think, according to Cope­ Copeland explained that rhyth­ injunction on the Solomon taw. The reversal came just two days flash communication is all about," land, fireflies are not simple mic patterns in animals such as before the original July 1 implementation date and caught students he said. "Cartesian wind-up toys" in heartbeat, walking, or in this and university administrators off-guard. At that time financial aid Copeland explained flash com­ which everything is very mechani­ [Turn to p. 19] officials around the country were taking the 'permanent' injunction at face value, and were therefore unprepared for the surprise Supreme Court action. "Many of the six million loan recipients had already signed Spend the Spring Semester studying and working in contracts with their banks. Suddenly, they all fell under this law," Washington; D.C. with Viohl said. Since every university in America should be back in session by October 1, Viohl said that would be the proper deadline [turn to p. 22] THE WASHINGTON INTERNSHIP PROGRAM

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sentiment and fears about the future of Social The way to do that is by voting, most all of the Security. speakers stressed. Russell In 1963 blacks had much less at stake in the [from page 1] financial well-being of this country. They had Family peaceful us as one to make things one.'' rarely been managers or owners. The family was peaceful that day, even though That sentiment would echo again and again in Blacks of today sense that the direction of the it was hot and crowded. For some reason, a mass the interviews. present administration threatens every social gain exodus began about halfway through the show. Berniece Muskelly, 31, a native of Washington, made since 1963. Were they bored with the rhetoric? Tired from the said that she hoped that legislators would Voting rights and the elimination of Jim Grow heat? Were they expecting more? I don't know, understand that "the People are serving notice on laws that discriminated against blacks in housing but I could sense, they weren't satisfied. Maybe them that the status quo will no longer be and employment were King's primary goals. In they felt their dream couldn't be fulfilled. accepted by blacks.'' 1983, blacks are facing a much more insidious "As for freedom, we still don't have true When asked what specifically could be accom­ type of discrimination. The message sent by the freedom. In 20 years since King's speech, the plished by this event Muskelly said, "I am a social cutbacks signed into law by the Reagan Admin­ blacks and whites have more disparity than ever/ gerontologist and I want to believe that istration is a dangerous indifference to the plight This strive for freedom is happening too slow, of black Americans. When elected, these same there's got to be a revolution in the streets to officials were expected to represent blacks. speed this up," said Jeff, a student from Time and again at the march the people spoke Milwaukee. of feeling betrayed and of being ignored. "But," he added, "it's too late, because the "I'm glad to see the diversity of this crowd. But big nuke-out's coming. Too many countries have I don't feel that this will affect the laws," said the bomb to keep it from coming and I'm here to Cheryl Armstrong, a 20-year-old black woman warn you." and also a D.C. native. I looked around and saw "Reaganomics" in When asked why she bothered to come to the action. Yes, the American free enterpise system rally, Armstrong replied that it was good to let in action. Supply and demand is the rule. them know we haven't forgotten. Suddenly, because of the heat, no doubt, a can of Fifteen-year-old Carmen Fox took a bus from soda became $1 and a cup of water at one stand Pittsburgh to get to the march. I asked her if she, was 25 cents. The two-hour wait at one stand thought that most young people her age were attested to the fact that Americans will still pay aware of what King taught when he was alive. the price for what they want. Reagan would have Her answer was yes. been proud. Coretta Scott King began her speech with And of course, no gathering of Americans these words: "Martin is here. I can feel his would be complete without a commemorative presence." T-shirt for the occasion. Yes folks, for only six It was quite true. In the vastness of the crowd bucks you can impress your friends by saying you unemployment will go down and that Martin there was a real air of the solidarity that King's "I were there. Apparently six bucks wasn't a lot for Have A Dream'' speech inspired. many people, because the vendors were doing Luther King's birthday will become a national 1 holiday. I came to the '63 march as a visitor and Congress may not respond to the demands of 'great business'' according to one entrepreneur. now as a native it's my duty to return and Walter Fauntroy, a representative from the D.C. participate in this demonstration." area. He exhorted legislators to respond to the "Run Jesse Run" Americans gathered at the Capitol, delivering the Even the button business was good money. On Moody at March message that gains of the 60s are being eroded one end of the mall a "Run Jesse Run" button Our first objective was to gain a vantage point not only by technology but by an attitude as well. referring to the possible presidential bid of the from which to see and hear the speaker. But tight Rev. Jesse Jackson could be obtained for a mere security kept most spectators across the street It was evident that the attitude of legislative donation. Ten cents was enough here. But on the from the Lincoln Memorial steps which held the indifference would not garner many votes in the other end, the same button was "only one buck, speakers platform. Pushing toward a possible 1984 elections from those in attendance. Judged three for two bucks." Great deal, right? birds-eye view in a tree, we bumped into on these grounds, the rally was a success. People seemed to have a good feeling about Wisconsin Congressman Jim Moody, who also Political posterity may prove less rewarding. themselves after the rally; too bad the family was seeking a better vantage point. feeling couldn't last long. They spent all day expressing how great individual rights are, only to Moody, who also attended the 1963 march, ry» ry» «j» »j» ej» turn into hypocrites in less than a day. said he was impressed by the broad base of When a simple dispute on the bus over music organizers for this march. turns into a "racial matter" according to the "Ronald Reagan is scrambling to catch up on persons involved, something's wrong. If persons women's issues and there are some issues he'll Hissom who feel a need to smoke marijuana are told by probably never catch up on," Moody said. people to "go to the bathroom and do that stuff" In anticipation of the increase in voter [from page 1] while they take another hit off their liquid drugs, registration drives across the country, Moody said something's wrong. "I felt a moral obligation to go," said Steve, a his office would be willing to assist any such effort As I look back and remember the slums I saw in student. "I felt if I didn't show up, why should in Wisconsin. our nation's capitol and the discarded on anyone else? Each of us has to do his part.'' the streets of this great nation, I wonder. Senate seats hinge Yah right, we've come a long way in twenty Came for sons The fate of many of the issues concerning years. John, also a jobless Ladish worker, said he minorities will hinge heavily on the Democratic came for his sons. Party's ability to gain five or six additional Senate "I was duped into believing the Vietnam war seats in upcoming elections and the black vote was right," he said. But I realized what I was in states such as Tennessee, Texas, and Florida. doing before I went. I actually wanted to go. I I ventured into the reflecting pond in front of don't want my sons fighting for some rich man the speaker's platform to speak to a group of and his friends." students displaying a longr banner identifying The majority of the speakers at the six-hour themselves as Students For Peace. Being in the show attacked Reagan on all his policies. Their pool, a welcome relief from the 90-degree heat, I theme was get Reagan out in '84. found none other than Ariela Gross, 17, wading "We're here as a steering committee which will by. Miss Gross is a scholar who, when invited to steer America to peace and development," said -the White House, took an anti-nuclear prolifer­ Andrew Young, former U.N. ambassador and ation petition to the president and gained an current mayor of Atlanta. "You're the people and audience with the nation's number one actor. you're here to get the government in the right "I came here on a train to show support for the direction." people who organized this rally. Ronald Reagan Washington Mayor Marion Barry said, "you has got to know that students are marching and came to tell the nation that our feet are tired, our voting, to save our futures," Gross said. She spirits are tired and the man in office should be added she would be attending Harvard this fall retired." and trying to raise some consciousness about these issues there. Reagan productive? Much of the media attention before the event "You've been productive Mr. Reagan. You've •centered on comparisons between the march led been productive in ignoring women's rights. by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. in 1963 and this You've been productive in ignoring the labor one. Constant comparisons of crowd size and the movement," challenged former U.S. Rep. Bella merits or faults of the organizers lured the public Abzug. into thinking that history was repeating itself. "When the people came forth and stood up for Nothing could be farther from the truth. the constitution, we got a corrupt president removed. Marching for what "We have to turn the country back to the The fault with that theory becomes obvious people," she added. when one stops to realize that so many of the A SIGN OF THE TIMES-President participants in this event had little or no Enough of the rhetoric. That was what we heard Reagan and his policies were a focus of knowledge of the social conditions that existed in all day. But they were right. The only way to much attention at the 20th anniversary of this country during the 1963 march. obtain jobs, peace and freedom, is by canning the civil rights march on Washington. Now the causes include gay rights, anti-nuclear Reagan in '84. Post photo by Harold Russell STUDENT IN MISSION

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ions of a book are required for is of the title are in stock. This CHECK CASHING i...nor should it be. It is an edition's special footnotes, In general, the price that the Personal checks must be made payable to the UWM Bookstore. All book is based upon the number customers must register with us in order to cash any type of check. ktograghs, and formulae which MARKING BOOKS Two good forms of identification are required in order to apply. You typesetting, and on the sale may pick up a numbered check cashing card, which must be Ihesame number of pages may You will notice that all pricing of new textbooks is done by non- presented with a picture I.D. in order to cash a check. |s a larger sales potential than permanent charcoal inside the book's cover. This is because may be higher priced than a publishers will not accept returns and allow credits on books which Check cashing limits at our Service Desk are $25 for personal checks Upper classmen's texts are have any marks whatsoever on them. We are not allowed to price and $175 for UWM payroll checks. There is a 15 cent service fee per nen's texts because their sales books in ink or pencil. Accordingly, we can not refund on books with check at our Service Desk, and a mandatory $ 7.00 per check service marking of any kind, thus...DO NOT. WRITE OR GLUE BOOK charge in the event a check is returned by your bank for any reason. IDENTIFIER STICKERS IN A BOOK UNTIL YOU ARE POSITIVE YOU ARE GOING TO USE IT. REFUND POLICY

SUPPLIES 1) A sales receipt Is required for any return, refund or exchange. 2) Items must be in the condition as purchased, i.e. new textbooks and other items must be without marking, names or damage. s Our Supply Department, located in the west end of the first level, Used books may be marked, underlined, etc. features a wide selection of classroom items, office supplies and 3) Returns, refunds or exchanges will be given only within the gifts. following time periods: A. Textbooks: Thru the first week of classes during fall and spring semesters. Thru the first Saturday of classes during summer The classroom and office supply section of the store contains session. accounting paper, ring binders, report covers, pocket folders, filler paper, pens, pencils, typewriter ribbons, correcting fluid, stencils, After these periods, textbooks must be returned within 48 stack trays and business stationery. A specialized department hours of purchase. located in the northwest corner of this section features Art and B. Supplies and General Books: Within 48 hours. Engineering supplies, including poster board, technical pens, graph C. Defective merchandise' may be returned within any paper, pen points, ink, paint, brushes, tracing paper, calculators and reasonable period of time. calculator accessories.

The gift section of the store features numerous convenience items, USED BOOK BUY jry UWM student on the 1st day including candy and tobacco products, as-well as snack food and | reasons why we occasionally health and beauty aids. It also features class rings, jewelry, Although your used books are usually worth more when we are them available when classes emblematic clothing, decals, plants, toys, games, candles, coffee buying for the coming semester, the UWM Bookstore will pay you of unexpected enrollment mugs, posters, greeting cards, gift wrap and social stationery for cash for your books at any time during the year. We recommend that preated at the last minute to your gift buying needs. you hold your used books until the same class is held again. If the its. As enrollment demands same book is being used on campus, it will carry a higher sales value to you. Regardless of whether your book is being used again or not, we will be happy to quote you a wholesale price on any book you want to sell at any time. Just bring them to our Service Desk.

The staff of the UWM Bookstore is oriented around you—the student. We are prepared to assist you during your future stay here at UWM and wish you the best of luck in your academic career at this campus

PHONE: 963M201 Page 15A UWM Post August 31,1983 Student wants tuition hike for faculty, not buildings by Karen Gerrity Now, legislators are discussing of The Post staff the possibility of tacking on an additional 40 bucks or so to the While many of the kids I pricetag of higher education. This graduated from high school with would only affect upper classmen are spending their savings and and graduates. loans on houses, real estate, season tickets to the Brewers, cars At the same time that this is that were made in this decade or being considered, there is a great shoes for their kids, I've spent the deal of money pouring into the last five years investing in a university from legislation and career. community funds. I'm a consumer of higher education. Lobbying for quality Paying for the advantage of Past governing bodies of UWM understanding the structures of had lobbied for funds to restore society, the needs of people, and the older, historic buildings, add the costs and benefits of being an on to the library, increase grants American has been a worthwhile for research and thereby improve expenditure. the quality of the education pur­ This has cost me $5,000. chased by the consumer. Believe me, I'm not complain­ Earl is allocating an additional ing. It beats the hell out of $30 million plus to aid in the waitressing for the next 20 years realization of these goals. in the same joint and driving an A private fund has been open Omni. It's difficult to self-actualize since 1981 and has grown to and keep up with car payments. include $3 million. Hopes are that this figure will reach $5 million by The price of my education has 1985. almost doubled since 1976 when I These funds are restricted. That first enrolled at UW-Madison. means that the money was collect­ This shouldn't be that surprising ed with a specific agreement as to considering the economically un­ the manner in which it would be stable time we're living in. Be­ spent. If a company donates sides, keeping this university up $30,000 for medical research the to date with the never ending money could not be spent on onslaught of discoveries, theories, carpeting in the dean's office. empirical data and computer tech­ While all this money is being nology costs a pretty penny. spent on a new and improved university, faculty salaries at Rewarding faculty members UWM are at the bottom ranks with salaries concurrent with the nationwide. It has become in- A lone student sat by Maryland Avenue, patiently waiting for completion of a sidewalk. The student cost of livh.g can also amount to a [Turn to p. 17] opted to bypass the Maryland Avenue Bridge in his travels, but alas, he failed to notice its $220,000 substantial increase in tuition. worth of shade only feet away. Post photo by Annie Belke

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Data Processing M'gt.'Assoc. Not Available $62.50 $55.00 $55.00 Students for Animal Rights No Request 604.25 0 0 Music Therapy 110. 839.00 45.00 45.00 Focus 1700. 1644.13 1,400.00 1,400. Nat'l Speech & Hearing Assoc. 815. 935. 335. 335. Amateur Radio 365. 2375. 180. 180. Pre-Med/Pre-Health 1800. 2,744.60 1,100. 1,100. United Greek No Request 610.00 140. 140. Conservation Club 350. 539.07 395. 395. Geology Club 46. 1,487. contingent contingent Students in Auto Engin. 225. 3,168.57 0 0 Chinese Student Library 1435. 3,950. 1000. 1000. Registered Nurse Org* 133. 144. 110. 110. Council of Engineering Students 350. 1,862. 800. 800. Health Care Mg't Assoc. 240. 416. 200. 200. Milwaukee International SA 400. 725. 373. 375. *+ Hong Kong SA 230. 617. 15.00 15. Dream On Film Soc. 900. 2,602.39 750. 750. Sorale 250. 60. 0 0 Chinese SA 1100. 2,920. 300. 300. Feminists for Life No Request 621.40 580. 580. University Wheelman No Request 474. 345. 345. Legal Clinic 33,862 39,549.33 37,000. 37,000. SAMARA 120. 825. 15. 15. Society of Women Engineers 295. 269.69 126. 126. Soc. for Minority Dr.s 445.05 675. 295. 295. Congress of Student Social Wk'rs 128. 188. 108. 108. Wis. Com. Against the Draft 2,600. 2,550. 800. 800. Gen. Union of Palestinians 980. 1,800. 575. 575. La Colectiva/El Univers. 1900. 6,524. 3,118. 3,118. Campus Org. for Israel No Request 1,585. 562. 562. Black Graduate Council 740.56 8,370. 700. 700. Switchboard No Request 361.25 360. 360. Native American Student Move. 2300. 2,010. 1,400. 1,400. Black Greek Council 1200. 13,540. 800. 800. Latin American Solidarity No Request 5,440. 785. 785. Union Activities Board 40,000. 60,223. 20,000. 20,000. Alternative Concerts No Request 19,974.05 7,500. 7,500. Writing Assoc. No Request 1,525. 900. 900. University Film Service 650. 1,389. 1,110. 1,110. Students of India 302. 41. 0 0 Black Student U./Invictus 15,000. 29,974. 13,785. 15,785. Senate Program. Allocations 26,909. 15,000. 13,000 13,000. Union Policy Board 12,465. 24,600. 15,000. 15,000. Adult Student Alliance 1,145. 2,285.92 17,000. 17,000. African Student Union 1,155. 1,270. 760. 760. Feminist Center 3,000. 4,983.50 2,300. 2,300. Pro-Choice Abortion 1,500. 3,097. 1,200. 1,200. . Volunteer Services 2,200. 3,298.80 2,700. 2,700. Gay Community 1,750. 2,611.20 1,700. 1,700. Greek SA No Request 1,099.32 725. 725. Women in Communication 150. 921.41 350. 350. Comm. on Draft Ed. 1,800. 5,931. 1,000. 1,000. Student Assoc. 82,044. 106,654. 79,000. 79,000. Org. of Arab Students 780. 1,752. 1,050. 1,050. Alt. Pub'ns/Shepherd 1,800. 4,180. 4,200. 4,200. Black Achievment Org. No Request 700. 500. 500. Future Black Nurses 580. 950. 525. 525. Students Mobilized/Survival 1,560. 1,500. 1,050. 1,050. Iranian Student Org. 1,100. s 2,045.32 900. 900. Business Oriented Students 1,750. 2,845. 2,000. 2,000. United Gay Students 800. 1,984.07 1,200. 1,200. Page 16 UWM Post August 31,1983 They're born again... Hiroshima remembered

and again...and again... by Jay Radloff of The Post staff [from page 1] asked if all souls were in existence failure in the room. I just looked at now or if some were just starting On the morning of August my feet. out. The speaker, a 43-year-old 6, 1945, a U.S. Air Force B-29 She continued with, "The num­ member of the society, hesitated bomber, the Enola Gay, dropped ber of lifetimes for a soul has been and turned to the one in polka- the first atomic bomb on Hiro­ determined. It's seven times sev­ dots. shima, Japan. It annihilated the en times seven plus seven, (350), city and in the process killed or 777, or a thousand or more.'' "Let me explain in words you 71,000 human beings, most of One older, Archie Bunker-type can understand," she said. "The them civilians. interrupted, "I think it's absurd totality of the soul begins in the Three days later, the United the way you've determined the Causal Body before manifesting States dropped another bomb, number of lives," he said. I had to itself through desires through the this time on Nagasaki, Japan agree. Arc of Passing. Does it help?" killing 39,000 people. There are "It's nine million," he said. some today who say that this I asked them where they had The woman said it did and second bombing may not have didn't ask any more questions. been necessary. Later, expressing concern at my In observance of the 38th nuclear war. Five-six-seven-eight while it was regrettable the bomb confusion, one man told me that anniversary of the atomic bomb­ we don't want to radiate. What do was used against his home coun­ soon, at the dawning of the new ing of Hiroshima, more than 100 we want? Peace. When do we try, it probably saved lives in the age, we would all be entering the anti-nuclear protestors demon­ want it? Now." long run. fourth dimension anyway. strated August 6 down Wisconsin Knoll added that the U.S. According to Takemi, the Avenue. government has an insane vision Japanese military would have I pointed out that that would be The rally, "Remember Hiro­ of an involuntary attack. sacrificed the entire nation if it difficult since the earth is three- shima/Prevent Euroshima," was When the attack was made on weren't for the bomb. Many more dimensional. He agreed. "And it sponsored by the Mobilization for Hiroshima in 1945, President would have died through direct used to be two-dimensional," he Survival, a local anti-war group. Truman said that it was the conflict and starvation had the war said,' 'but that was long ago.'' The rally was part of a general greatest thing in history. People lingered, Takemi said. anti-nuclear protest. then believed that nothing could Erwin Knoll, editor of The He is the same man who told "There isn't a better way to stop the United States, Knoll said. Progressive, was the main me that as animals become do­ show concern about people," said Therefore, he said he felt the speaker. He urged everyone to mesticated they become more like John Lindquist, a member of attack made the government start strive for disarmament. man and develop souls. I asked Vietnam VetsAgainst the War. "I thinking that safety always should "I'm not talking about a nuclear gotten their figures. "Studies," what man is becoming. "God," feel we have a more cohesive be in the form of weapons. freeze," Knoll said. "I'm not they assured me. I asked them he said. movement now than there was six To commemorate the Nagasaki talking about arms control or a what kind of studies. "Clairvoyant months ago,'' he said. bombing, a candlelight procession piddling cut here and there in the ones," they said. "Oh," I said. A whiskered, earringed fellow The march began at MacArthur was held at the Reuss Federal defense budget. I'm talking about finally asked about refreshments. Square and ended at Pere Mar­ Plaza August 9. disarmament—getting rid of all Explanation? There were none. I exited through quette Park, where the rally was the machinery and death that An older cheerleader-type the Big Boy. held. Recently Dr. Taro Takemi, for­ surrounds us. We have to keep As the marchers headed toward mer president of the Japan Medi­ marching and demonstrating until the park they chanted "One-two- cal Association currently a resi­ this menace is lifted from over our three-four—we don't want a dent of Boston, Mass. stated that heads," he said.

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Dissent in Madison Attention: Professors, Administrators, Grad Students UC president abusing rank? Do you need Brief Cases, Attache by Doug Hissom require a cab to get there. this was his resignation. Theissen Cases or Legal Folders? of The Post staff When asked why he chose the said no, but that if Bentley was York, Bentley said it was recom­ going to fire him, he should do it Yet another controversy mended by a friend, Mike Chap­ immediately. All Leather Professional Accessories developed during the latest man. Bentley also said the Shera­ According to Theissen, when United Council meeting at UW- ton was full, but later changed his the meeting resumed 10 minutes 30 to 50% below Retail Costs Stout when once again allegations story, saying it_was more expen­ later, Bentley confronted him and of misuse of UC funds by Presi­ sive. According to Theissen, said he was fired. dent Scott Bentley were brought Bentley also paid for Chapman's "If-I was fired for unprofes­ Double Combination, Full Leather to the attention of the delegates. room. sionalism, what exactly would his Brief Cases - Retail For $160.00 In a letter to the delegates, In order-to save money, Bentley actions be called?" Theissen said. former executive director Todd later rented a car at $14 a day. A second, unrelated allegation For Only $98.00 Theissen accused Bentley of using "It was the only way to get to brought forth by Theissen the UC credit card for his own and from the hotel," Bentley said. involved Bentley's alleged misuse Call: Or Write: personal use at the USSA conven­ At the meeting, Bentley was of the UC staff car. While using tion in Atlanta during July. also asked to give his reasons for the car, Bentley was arrested for Professional Accessories Theissen was fired at the con­ firing Thiessen. driving while intoxicated. 271-5123 854 N. 17th St. vention for what Bentley called "It's something that happened, "It was a most unfortunate '' unprofessional conduct.'' but it's unfortunate," Bentley situation," said Bentley. "It's Milwaukee, WI 53233 The letter stated that Bentley said. "It was because of insubor­ simply the policy that has been had arrived at the convention two dination and unprofessionalism." used before, that the. president days prior to the start of the Bentley said in the UC rules can use the car." meetings. The letter also stated there was a 90-day probation for Bentley had refused the previ­ new employees. - Policies unwritten ously reserved accommodations, When asked where this was This prompted a delegate to ask GUESS WHO and checked into the York Hotel. written, Bentley said, "There's Bentley how many of these The original plans were for the UC always been historical precedence policies were written down. staff to stay at the Emory Univer­ that the president has this power. Bentley had no reply. WAS IM LIME sity dorms. Staying at the hotel It's been understood." Bentley was asked whether he accounted for an overcost of at would consider resigning if these least $300 in UC funds, according Confrontation on overspending allegations continued to pile up. WITH ME AT to Theissen. According to Theissen, he had "No," he said. "These allega­ Bentley said the reason for his confronted Bentley about his over­ tions should be dealt with in a early arrival was because he was a spending at the convention. different manner. I have not THE BAMK! member of the USSA board of According to Theissen, Bentley misused funds. Instead of dealing directors and he wouldn't have shouted at him, "Do you like your with more important issues, we made it to the meetings on time. job? You'd better enjoy the last keep bringing this stuff up. I "It was only $54 extra," two days." would welcome an investigative Bentley said at the meeting. Theissen said he sent Bentley a review committee.'' As for not staying in the dorms, note saying that he was upset at Bentley was also asked if he Artists, academicians, performers. Bentley said, "There was a ter­ the remark and that he would saw an erosion of his power.. public figures or just old friends rible heat wave the time we were leave if he was serious, but if not. "I see an erosion in the board there. The^ dorms were not air he would like an apology. you haven't seen in a while ... conditioned and it was so hot you Bentley then asked Theissen if [Turn to p. 19] couldn't breathe." many of the people who make Theissen pointed out at the Milwaukee interesting prefer our meeting that many other delega­ Faculty salaries tions stayed at the dorms anyway, [from page 15 A] the School of Engineering, there friendly financial services. Of but admitted in an interview that creasingly difficult to compete are 2,000 staff openings nation­ course, if you're in a hurry you can he stayed at the York one night with the southwestern states wide in their discipline alone. To before moving to the dorms. which offer a paradise of warmer widen the gap even further, always use our 24-hour TYME weather and fatter paychecks. universities in the Big Ten are Expensive choice The School of Engineering has likely to implement salary increas­ m Machine... but The York Hotel is supposedly in seven staff openings which need es of at least 5 percent for / /f//y think of the fun one of the more expensive parts of to be filled. The enrollment in that 1983-84;the probable range being 11 be Atlanta and was a $7 cab ride school has gone up 80 percent 5-8 percent. Other universities in %JJJULM you' missing. away from the convention. Theis­ since 1975. Its faculty/staff has the Midwest appear to be prepar­ sen pointed out that a Sheraton remained the same size for those ing pay plans averaging 3.5-5 Hotel located next to the conven­ eight years. percent in 1983-84. 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Review and investigation A resolution was then brought LOANS forth that an investigative com­ mittee be set up to review these charges and to review a descrip­ are available to most qualifying students. tion of duties of the president. It passed unanimously. When asked why he brought No co-signer necessary for those forth these allegations, Theissen said he was frustrated by what students 18 and older. was going on. "After a month, there was so much shit going on," Theissen Call or stop in for your said. "I saw UC threatened by Scott being around. To me, he application at. . . didn't care about UC. His lack of accomplishment shows that. I didn't see UC do anything since he's been in office." "It's a vital organization and it could be more effective with proper leadership. It hasn't been a collective student voice. It's been Scott's voice," Theissen said. "In the office he would say it's not a collective organization. EQUAL HOUSING "He wanted to have total freedom LENDER control. Scott never represented the voice of the board.'' SAVINGS Theissen said he hoped the investigative committee would be of use. "I hope that enough people are pissed off that the committee will MENOMONEE FALLS OCONOMOWOC HARTFORD do something," he said. The investigative review com­ N88 W16586 Appleton 162 East Wisconsin 12 North Main Street mittee is scheduled to make its report at the next UC meeting in 251-5300 567-8308 673-2925 September. Page 20 UWM Post August 31,1983 Students say spring's campus-wide student Blind student masters computer government ballot, making the no nukes university a nuclear-free zone. It was approved by 79 percent of the with aid of teachers, synthesizer on campus voting students. by Umesh Toprani At the suggestion of Yench, to the terminal. At that time he The measure prohibits use of of The Post staff Thomas Karwoski volunteered to had doubts about completing the Declaring specific geographical .university facilities in the design, Greg Alvarez set a precedent assist Alvarez during lecture and course. areas as nuclear-free zones has testing, production, deployment recently, by taking Computer lab. It was hoped this would "It hurt the first time. You had become more prevalent in the and research of nuclear weapons. Science 132, a basic programming somewhat reduce the disadvan­ to be a Hungarian acrobat," he course. tage of using advanced audio­ said. The keyboard is like a United States since the election of The election drew the largest President Ronald Reagan. Alvarez is blind and a pioneer in visual techniques in the presenta­ typewriter but the special keys student turnout in the school's using a voice synthesizer to learn tion of the course material. posed a problem for Alvarez. More often man not these history. efforts are merely symbolic gest­ computer programming. "The advent of audio-visual "I considered the terminal and ures, such as putting up a sign in A similarly-worded resolution Alvarez faced intimidating odds techniques as teaching aids is myself as a relationship. The yourliving room window. was introduced last spring in because he could not follow the However, the University of UWM's Student Association Sen­ normal prodecure for the. compu­ Oregon has gone one step further ate. The resolution died, however, ter class. in this effort. Students there before it could be advanced to the "I had apprehensions about the approved a referendum on last referendum level. course and whether I could handle it," he said. "I felt I was competing with myself and I had to combat my own misgivings about taking the class, but I charged right into it." Calendar Other blind students have entered the Computer Science Friday, Sept. 1 major but didn't finish because TENNIS: Women's tennis at Sangamon State. Also they were unable to cope with the Sep.3. Braille terminal provided through 7,9:15,11:30 p.m. FILM: "American Graffiti," Sandburg Flicks, Disabled Student Services. The through Sep. 5; also Sat. same times, Sun. & Mon. terminal has been discontinued^ at 9:15p.m. Free. Relief came in many forms. DANCING LESSONS: Every Fri. at Club Geribaldi. Instructor Darice Yench offered Spons. by UWM International Folk Dancers. extra help as did teaching assis­ tants, consultants and some graduate students. Tuesday, Sept. 6 The shot in the arm, however, Too much sex may make you blind but it didn't stop blind student was the voice synthesizer built by Greg Alvarez from learning computer programming. AST SHOW: 12th Annual UWM Alumni Art Show, Post photo by Sue Beard through Oct. 8, during gallery hours, Union Art David Stack, who works for the Computer Services Division. The Gallery. invaluable. Students have a much better I knew the terminal the CRAFT CENTRE CLASSES: Registration for Fall voice synthesizer is built into the 1-9 p.m. computer terminal. It 'echoes' better understanding of what is quicker I was finishing my assign­ '83, through Sep. 18, Union Craft Centre. Classes required," Yench said. ments," he said. range from Belly Dancing & Astrology to Car every character typed in on a terminal. However, this proved to be a The quizzes and exams were Maintenance & Dog Obedience. thorn in the side in Alvarez's case read to him by the instructor or BOWLING LEAGUES: Registration through Sep. "The voice synthesizer worked very well for my needs," Alvarez because of his sight impairment. the teaching assistant. 18, Union Recreation Center. Dorm, fraternity/ "I concentrated more on des­ Jim Smith, systems manager sorority, faculty/staff, 55 & over and intramural said. "There was no disputing the fact that it helped Immensely by cription in my lectures than I for the EVAX, provided Alvarez . leagues, only $1.90/week. normally would have," Yench with a special account with certain TENNIS: UWM women's team vs. Carthage, giving back the information that I 3p.m. was typing in." said. "It made me look more privileges. Yench, graduate Engelmann/Downer Courts. Free. carefully at how I was presenting student Tibor Bauernhuber, and a 7:30,9:25 p.m. FILM: "Bridgit Haas Must Be Killed," Milwaukee The project was financed by Disabled Student Services and the material so that Greg could teaching assistant volunteered to premiere, also Sep. 7 & 8, Union Cinema, $2 with have a clearer picture.'' sit with Alvarez at the terminal UWM ID, $2.50 without. Spons. by YSV Film was originally designed to work on an Apple computer. Some minor What about assignments, quiz­ during the week to help him Society. modifications were required for it zes and exams? overcome any difficulties he to work on the EVAX computer. "He needed more time encountered. Computer Services Wednesday, Sept. 7 "I thought it would be con­ initially," admitted Yench, "but Division provided him with a key as the course progressed he was to enter EMS consulting after 3:30 p.m. SOCCER: UWM vs. Roosevelt, Sandburg Halls venient for Greg to have it in the engineering building," Stack turning assignments in on time." hours to enable him to use the Day, Engelmann Field. Free. . Alvarez took a while to get used voice synthesizer. 8:30 p.m. said. It was eventually connected MUSIC: Patsy Tighe & Jack Grassel, folk & blues, [Turn to p. 23] Kenwood Inn. Free. to a terminal in EMS consulting. Every Tuesday and Thursday morning Alvarez came to class equipped only with his tape If you see a good photo or story recorder. 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Approximately one year ago, a group of civic leaders released a report entitled Point II: "Milwaukee Goals 2000." The report addressed problems the city faces as it moves THE SOUTH SIDE SOLUTION into the 21st Century. It also offered recommendations in the area of social, economic The culture moves slower than in Milwaukee Phenomenon." This would and physical improvements. Appalachia. It smells like one of Hogman most certainly gain us stature amongst Post columnist Petr Kotz has prepared his own proposals for the future of Our Fair Vollmer's socks. And they're always the intelligentsia. City. boozing and bowling instead of being Not only would the nuking give us deep, cultured and happening. There's courting power with the academia, but we just no hope. could make a few bucks off it too. by Petr Kotz trying to repel the nation's image of us as Something should be done. With the proper promotion, we could of The Post staff losers. The solution? Let's nuke it. turn it into a Big Bucks Tourist Trap. Our industries are dying. Our patience Now this may sound like a bit of a Americans love to gawk at total destruc­ Milwaukee is in the midst of a crisis. is dwindling. And we lost The Series to St. drastic remedy for a situation that has tion and devastation; that's why we watch No, it's not another Breier-inspired Louis, a God-forsaken cow town with existed imperishably, but is anyone going TV so much. So if we set up some ticket outbreak of law-abiding beatings. Nor is it decadence comparable to Cleveland. to really miss it? I don't think so. Besides, booths and provided the proper impene­ a continuation of the great sewer system The situation calls for complete refur­ we'd be getting great press! trable radioactive sportswear, we could controversy. It's not even another Sheriff bishing. We could detonate a quarter megaton sell tickets to tourists from all over the Klamm Shrimp Scam. Let's face it. The rest of the nation The crisis? Milwaukee may not make it regards Milwaukee and its residents as into the 21st century. insipid, ignorant and antiquated Mid­ Now you're probably saying, "Oh sure, western neanderthals. They refer to us at this is probably one of those communist- cocktail parties around the country as inspired nuclear freeze advocates trying mindless little LaVerne and Shirleys or to frighten the masses by spewing lies naively nauseating Richie Cunninghams. about the impending nuclear holocaust." Folks are beginningio speak of the Amish Wrong. and Milwaukeeans in the same breath. We're in the midst of a traumatic era In order to appropriately orchestrate where the simple threat of having, a ,The Resurrection, we have formulated a 950-megaton Intercontinental ballistic Six-Point Plan which, if correctly applied, missile land in the shower with you is will gain Milwaukee national prominence minute in proportion to the almost and alleviate the gross misconceptions the insurmountable task we must soon face: world has for Our Fair Community. Point I: CREATING A REAL DOWNTOWN Let's confess, our downtown is a REAL dancing, manly brawls and even an cruise missile on the South Side, which country at $5 a gander. And if we paid disgrace. No bright lights. No sky­ occasional shootout just to keep us in would raze the entire area. All of this homage to The Rulers by calling it the scrapers. No nightlife. No nothing. touch with reality. could be justified by claiming it was the Clement Zablocki Memorial Radioactive We've got a major problem on our Now that we have resolved The product of 10- years research by a crack Wasteland, the government would hands here. Swinging Nightclub Crisis, we need to do team of Urban Renewal Masters. Scien­ probably pick up the tab for start-up costs. What we need is to make our downtown -something extraordinary to attract The tists and sociologists would come from Being the first city in the nation to a lively, bustling hub of activity. A robust Beautiful People into the downtown area. around the nation to study our phenomen­ detonate a nuclear weapon on itself would dominion of multicultural zaniness. Like Maybe we could make a "Street of on and subsequently produce volumes of be fun, profitable and we'd be in the news Manhattan, you know? Stars" like they have in Hollywood, where textbooks with titles like "The Physio­ more than Love Canal and Karen Silk- The first step should be to make our local celebrities would have their hands logical and Humanistic Implications of wood put together. downtown look like a downtown should. and names immortalized in the side­ Nuclear Metropolis Revitalization: The At the present time the only tall structure walk—say in front of the Pfister Hotel on Point 10: in the city is the 40-story First Wisconsin Jackson Avenue, All the big names— PULITZER-IZING THE NORTH BURB$ building, which is only a psuedo-sky- Larry the Legend, Al McGuire, Ernie von scraper, a real wimp as far as tall Schledorn, Jerry Taff, Liberace—could be I'll be up front: Our Rich People have drugs, consume conspicuously and sleep buildings are concerned. And with only enshrined in concrete to give the down­ letjisdown. around like vultures in their mating one tall erection, our skyline looks as if it's town that celluloid atmosphere. Much of what society thinks of a season. Every adult in the Burbs of giving The Finger to boaters on Lake But as we all know, downtowns are not particular city is largely based on what Glendale, Whitefish Bay, Shorewood, Michigan. just glitter and pomp. We need to add they think of the Rich People who live or Brown Deer, Fox Point, River Hills and Something should be done. some dirt, slime and sleaze to produce hang out there. Example: America thinks Bayside would be forced to comply with The Common Council should pass a that Real urban flavor. Hollywood is glamorous because Farah, mandatory attendance or face social resolution stating that no further con­ We presently have a woefully inade­ Bert, Johnny and The President live ostracism from the community. struction permits be issued to contractors quate supply of flagrant prostitutes, strip there. New York is considered just so After a couple of weeks under the wings building structures of less than 50 stories. joints, dirty bookstores, sex gadget shops Cosmo Hip because Woody, Yoko, of the Pulitzers, our Rich People would be Furthermore, -Sandburg Hall's North and plasma banks. The city should take it Truman and Dave Letterman hang out getting us press and notoriety in no time. Tower (Yep, at 26 stories it's the second upon itself to construct these. there. They could hold wild black-tie bashes on tallest building in the state) should be And last but not least, we need to But alas, our Rich People are so * Lake Drive which could result in mass relocated to Wisconsin Avenue. In addi- procure some crime. dreadfully dull. They're not Hollywood 'skinny dips of ecstasy in Lake Michigan. glamorous. They're not New York sophis­ Bank mergers could be made in bed. ticated. They're not even Las Vegas' Scandalous divorce cases could fill our gaudy. All they do is sit around and be courts. Suicides. Murders over wills. rich, which leaves the rest of the nation Wanton lust and conspicuousness. oblivious to the whirlwind of wealthy Oedipus complexes. wackiness that Milwaukee needs to With Our Rich People acting like rich acquire. people are supposed to, the nation is Something should be done bound to hear of us. They might even We have to mobilize the Northern want to make a TV show about us. It could Burbs by nudging our Rich People into the be like Dallas or Dynasty. Maybe some­ 20th century. And since we've already, thing called: fallen so far behind the rest of the nation BEERTOWNSAGA in terms of possessing a cultured, lively, The continuing saga of a handsome, glamorous and newsworthy wealthy honest, noble and sensually-arousing populous, the situation calls for drastic younger brother [Richard Gere] who is and instantaneous measures. This is. desperately trying to save die Zablomski where The Pulitzerization Process comes Family Beer Legacy for the sake of his old, in. wise beautiful but dying mother [Kathar­ Remember that insatiable appetite you ine Hepburn]. At the same time, his harbored a few months back when you older, crueller, more calculating and waited for your Milwaukee. Journal to not-so-good-looking brother [Dan Ack- k oi come with more sexually scandalous royd] is trying to dissolve the Polish sau­ tion, Mayor Maier should take the At the present moment, the only crimes details of the Pulitzer custody case? sage division of The Family Empire for his necessary steps to procure the Sears being committed are by the police America loves it when Rich People act like own personal greed. Continuous lust, Tower on loan from Chicago to provide us themselves, so if we could keep them that. The nation eats it up. So we're going passion and profit in this epic sexual busy with some new and improved crime, to have to get our Rich People Pulitzer - free-for-all thriller! with an adequate skyscraper until our own 1 Mountains of Concrete can be built. maybe they wouldn't beat the hell out of ized. The next step is to create a "happen­ Our Fair Citizenry anymore. The city should take the necessary steps If Our Rich People can become success­ ing" night life. With more skyscrapers, sleaze streets, to hire Roxanne and John Pulitzer to fully Pulitzer ized, Milwaukee will become The city should call upon itself ; to savage assailants and silicon celebrities educate our Rich People on how to act rich, famous for its, permissive corporate and revive them from comatose and construct 20 new nightclubs, and they gracing the stoic surroundings of our camaraderie and Our Fair City will inevitable peril. They could teach classes can't be those kind that make you feel like downtown, people may just stop going to become a household word via The Kenosha for their urban nightlife fulfill­ (at Marquette, of course), where they National Enquirer. a Glob of Plastic like at R.C's. They could show our Rich People how to take should have music, fine dining, erotic ments. [Turn to p. 25] MMBBHMBiliBBi fSSS y>

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Effects of war, Agent Orange appall Viet vet on return visit BILBO LIVES!

by Jay Radloff health of the Vietnam veteran is to admit that the of The Post staff health of the people of Vietnam was affected by these same chemical weapons.'' The United States government doesn't want us The trip he took back to Vietnam in May (the people) to learn about the Vietnam War, reminded him of the horrors of the war. Implanted according to Roger Quindel, Vietnam veteran and in his mind throughout the trip was the 2 million secretary of The Milwaukee Jobs With Peace Vietnamese and 55,000 U.S. soldiers killed during campaign. the war. There were more explosives used in "The fight against chemical weapons, against Vietnam than all of WWII. nuclear weapons and wars of foreign intervention More veterans have now killed themselves is the most important concern today," Quindel than died in the war-56,000 by 1981, according said at a talk and slide presentation on the effects to Quindel. 1132 East Wright Street of Agent Orange on Vietnam and Vietnam vets. He said that the people of Vietnam are still The presentation came at Central United feeling the effects of the war. The 90,000 tons of Between the River & Humboldl Methodist Church on August 15. chemicals defoliated 14 to 44 percent of the Located Between North Ave 8c Locust (east of Humboldt) Agent Orange is a herbicide that was used to country and some of the effects were seen when defoliate areas of Vietnam. The chemical is said to Quindel visited an obstetric hospital. Buy one drink be 140,000 times more lethal to humans than any "It was so difficult because I am an American other substance. and, even if I didn't do any defoliating, I feel "Two grams of dioxin, a contaminant within responsible for my country's actions," he said. Get One Free Agent Orange, put in the water supply of New He saw 10 to 12 new babies missing limbs, York City would kill everybody in 90 days—we Siamese twins that actually were one and a half with this ad dumped 370 pounds of dioxin on Vietnam." kids with parts of the body coming out of the Quindel, one of five U.S. veterans to return to baby's side. J!?ake Itft Hobbit; Vietnam since 1975, said that for the government In opposition to Quindel, the Wisconsin College "to admit that Agent Orange has affected the [Turn to p. 27] Solomon [from page 13] for requiring the schools to track down aid recipients and collect the compliance statement. Viohl said Moynihan supported the law itself. Obviously so do many other legislators, for the law was passed by a wide margin over a year ago. Therefore, although majorities in both the. House and Senate support the delay, there is little chance the law will actually be repealed. So, while the administrative burden of enacting the law is debated on the congressional floor, the protests of those most directly affected—the students— are not often heard. Later this fall, though, a Min- • nesota group 'which originally obtained the permanent injunc­ tion on the law plan to appeal enactment of the law. If granted, the case would be taken by either the circuit court of appeals or the U.S. Supreme Court. Then, pos­ sibly, the actual merits of the law—which critics have called a violation of due process, a 'loyalty oath', self-incriminating and dis­ criminatory against males—will be judged. wam Salaries [from p. 17] restructuring of present policies and creation of a safer world. They are the philosophers, the humanitarians, the analyst; the pioneers of mankind. It is my hope that the teachers here at UWM will band together and form a more powerful political voice. As Representative Menos informed the students who lob­ bied against an increase in tuition last year, "The squeaky wheel gets the grease." There should be legislation established which guarantees cost of living raises. Freezes on sal­ aries should be outlawed. The fact that one placed on the salaries here at UWM was allowed to go on for five years is a crime. Speaking as a woman who has gone into debt and has eaten her cheese, I would like a guarantee that if tuition goes up again, our professors will be compensated accordingly. I'd rather not save money at the expense of a university's credibility. Especially is its the place I earned my undergraduate degree. ww*w***w»WwWWW#ww#,ww#www#w^^ ~* Computer MONEY SAVING [from page 20] "Since most computers are screen-oriented, a person like Alvarez needed the extra help to be able to understand the working of a computer," Bauernhuber Specials said. He said he found helping Alverez both fun and frustrating. 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WI r>32()l August 31,1983 UWM Post Page 25 Her Say A different'Goals 2000' The ouote of the week comes from astronaut Sally Ride. During California's "Sally Ride Day" last week, the United Point IV: States' first female astronaut was asked about a comment made [from page 21] THE INNER-CITY WAR ZONE recently by State Assemblyman Don Sebastiani. The conservative The first thing we must do is recognize And if we're going to have a real Inner Republican had ventured to say that he supported the concept of the fact that the present situation in our City, we're going to have to get some women in space as long as "they have a one-way ticket." Inner City just doesn't make it. If we're ruins. We need a large area that has been At a press conference on "Sally Ride Day", the astronaut took the going to have this dashing midwestern ravaged by arson and vandalism, where opportunity to answer Sebastiani, who was absent from the cosmopolitan megalopolis, we're going to - only the toughest street thugs and dogs festivities. Said Ride: "I've come prepared with a one-way ticket for have to get an action-packed Inner City. with rabies can survive. Like the Bronx? him in the space shuttle." What we need is an Inner City that The city could supply the Boys' Clubs »J» *i» •!• »1* «i» everyone will fear, just like they have in with some Bic lighters and old rags and •J* »J» *J% rj* #J» places like New York, Philadelphia and have them go torch up a 10-block area Rib them not:Women in Japan are making it clear they don't like Chicago. An Inner City that makes some night. This would create a lot of being "ribbed" by advertising they consider sexist. homeowners cringe in terror. Where chaotic homelessness and perpetuate a The object of the women's anger is some posters put up by R-J's violence and savagery runs rampant A total community attitude of aggression American Ribs, a Japanese-owned restaurant that opened in Tokyo war zone. Just like on "Hill Street and futility. The place would get real this summer. The posters show a nude woman's torso, with hands Blues." barbaric! touching her breasts, and a tie, in an American flag design, around Our Inner City is woefully inadequate in Last but not least, we need to ensure the woman's neck. Printed across the woman's chest are Japanese this area. that our Inner City is turned into a pitiless characters spelling out the message, "Looks delicious." Let's face it. We're wimps. We have no plight of poverty. We could send in some Unless the women's protest campaign brings about a change in gang wars. No takeovers of police Rich People to take more of their money the company's advertising, the posters may soon be seen outside of headquarters. Hardly any drug-connected away and act in the capacity of Slum Tokyo as well. R-J's is reportedly already planning to open a rib joint shotgun slayings. And people are rarely Lords. in at least one other Japanese city. thrown off the roofs of buildings. These Everyone in the Inner City would be •_? *_» *J» •£* *_» are all essential factors of a real Inner assured of poverty status. Tensions would «$« «j« «2« «2« «j» City. rise. Murders would multiply. Riots would Suds for the shy: A Japanese company is preparing to market Something should be done. begin. Cops would be ambushed. And something to help women feel better about drinking in public. We're going to have to form some best of all, we'd make the network It's solid beer. The product, according to the company, will be street gangs who can war over turf and evening news almost all of the time. mixed with apple and lemon juice, and sold in a jellied form. Rip 'n' that kind of stuff. The city should supply With our Inner City perilously thrust Read News Service reports that the maker believes the beer—which knives and handguns to YMCAs. Bus into social anarchical violence, the rest of boasts a modest three percent alcohol content— will be a hit with drivers could let gang members ride free the nation wouldn't think of us as sissies young women who want their suds, but don't want to be seen so they could clash with the Guardian anymore. We'd be considered a tough, drinking. Angels more often. 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by the Vietnam war story that the people don't Agent Orange know the real reason we were fighting there in the Human rights update [from page 22] first place. The University of California Board of Regents in Los Angeles Republicans were in attendance lobbying heavily has approved a proposal to bring gays and lesbians under the Fuhrman believes that Quindel felt a tremen­ school's anti-discrimination policies. against his view on the Agent Orange issue. The dous amount of guilt but not enough to talk about Republicans feel that the Agent Orange contro-\ the experiences that he gained in Vietnam and The Wall Street Journal reports that Iran recently executed 10 versy is prompted by the Soviet and Vietnamese speak in a democratic way. female members of the Bahai faith. The religion, which includes a governments. Quindel stressed to the audience that without belief in sexual equality, is regarded as heresy by Iran's ''Quindel's talk is typical of today's veteran who economic development, peace isn't possible. He government. wants a horn to toot in order to keep his liberal feels that he has a responsibility to carry the perspective in place,'' according to Nick Fuhrman, «** message of the Vietnam war, and his visit back state chair of the Wisconsin College Republicans. 'there reinforced his feelings. "Jobs With Peace is childish and it hurts the "This isn't what the country has to offer, image of labor," said Fuhrman. there's a different America, said Quindel in He also added that the public is so demoralized reference to U.S. foreign policy.

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by Seymour Muchmore inhaled 30 peppers in 60 seconds. ami The crowd roared. In round four, MarcDanlloff 1982 champion Miguel Ornelas of The Post staff had his work cut out for him. Thirty peppers were placed in Scorching heat was not the only front of each contestant. The hot stuff around Sunday when tension mounted. The sweat drip­ Fiesta Mexicans held its annual ped. The call rang out, "Uno, Jalapeno Pepper-Eating Contest dos, tres,...GO!" The champion at the Summerfest grounds. started out fast, putting pepper The 25 competitors, including after pepper into his mouth. But one woman, were required to sign wait..:who was this smiley kid to a waiver releasing the Fiesta from his left? He was making it look too any responsibility for illness. easy. "Twenty..." the pepper judge called out. Twenty seconds left. Plates were shuffled as the fire-mouthed eaters gave it their last shot. "Time," called the emcee. Murmurs spread through the crowd. A cheer rose. "A tie, a tie!" Efraim Ornelas, cousin of last year's champion, had tied for first place with 30 peppers.

An eat-off VlV After a discussion between the judges and the two winners, an offer was made: split the $200 Due to the contest's unexpected between, them, or have an popularity this year, and lack of "eat-off." The decision was swift. space on the Folk Stage, the There would be a 30-second competition was divided into four winner-take-all eat-off. rounds. Efraim was given a few minutes In each round, the contestants to digest his efforts, then the began with a plate of 10 fresh eat-off began. Thirty-five peppers jalapeno peppers. Additional were placed in front of the two plates were provided as needed. competitors. The stems were the only part the Once again, the emcee asked contestants Were not required to the crowd for some applause, then eat. called out, "Uno, dos, tres—Go!" Photo by Annie Belke They attacked the plates with Hot Translations the fervor of a starving man given The bilingual emcee kept the a steak. A pepper steak. "Time!" overflow crowd of about 600 in the emcee yelled. The pepper Flashback good spirits despite the hot temp­ judges counted. Trinidad Mieto-- eratures. His jokes, delivered in 15 peppers...Efraim Ornelas-16 September 23,1969 September 23,1965 Spanish, then English, helped peppers! The crowd went wild A UWM associate professor of special educa­ A committee known as "Students United for a pass the time when they ran out of with applause, eagerly complying tion was arrested along with 75 other civil rights Strong Stand in Vietnam" has been formed on the peppers and had to get some from with the emcee's request for a activists led by Father James Groppi. UWM campus to show military personnel that col­ a Fiesta vendor. standing ovation. The picketing took place in front of assembly­ lege students are "behind them 100 percent in Last year's record was 23 Efraim was smiling, $200 man Kenneth J. Merkel's Brookfield home in an their efforts to halt Communist aggression in Viet­ peppers in 60 seconds. In the first richer. Roughly the cost of 96 attempt to dramatize views opposing welfare nam, and to show that students are serious round, the highest consumption bottles of Pepto-Bismol. budget cuts of the state legislature. minded, patriotic Americans. was 19 peppers. But Efraim was still smiling an Francis Blair, who has been at UWM since A rally in Bolton 150 on Sept. 29 is scheduled to But in round two a contestant hour later when I ran into him af 1961, said he didn't think his arrest would affect support a "Victory in Vietnam." tied the previous record with 23. the administration building. He his status at the university. He added that this Then the competition got fierce. said he eats hot foods all the time., was his''first rap.'' In round three, Trinidad Nieto I believe it. JOHN Do£ by/V|^e/D?M«io 'l WASftf IMW4 OF

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"I feel that artists have a mission to perform in society."—Paul Polivnick

by Barbara Syrrakos Right, and that's the bit of of The Post staff advice I give people. A parent will tell me that they'd like to have In a recent interview with Paul their kid interested in musicl I Polivnick, Associate Conductor of say, you have to let the kid decide the Milwaukee Symphony Orches­ what he wants to do. And if he tra, he greeted me wearing a pair naturally reaches for it, then by all of khaki shorts and a t-shirt, a far means do something. Because, cry from the formality of his eventually they'll never really burgundy tux. know whether or not their decision The studio in the back of his to become a musician was their home was cluttered with books own choice in the first place. and correspondence. A pinball machine was positioned against So you have always been a one wall; and nearby stood a musician. How did conducting fit grand piano, a huge poster of into your career? Do you miss himself over it. Polivnick has the playing? ability to make whomever he is speaking with relax. His comfor­ No, I don't miss it. I stopped table, easy manner made the playing altogether six years ago, conversation flow tirelessly. because to play the violin isn't

Paul Polivnick, Associate Conductor of the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra

I don't have any objections to Certainly, you can help the Oh , I do, but no one ever told being up there, being highly audience understand what is go­ me I was hired to be a balancing visible. I have my job to do, and I ing on by the way you conduct. I factor for Lukas Foss. On the do it ac best I can. My players never conduct for the audience other hand, it should be perfectly CLASSICAL have a job to do and they do it as per se, I only work with the obvious that since I am more or best they can. And we're all out orchestra. I'm aware of the audi­ less resident conductor here, I am there together making music. I ence's presence; and I have a simply available on a regular basis SIC have nothing to hide and neither mission to perform—which is to for public relations work or com­ do they. communicate to them. I do it munity work. But there is a through the production of music difference. We wear different The intention of his statement, I with my players. If my gestures hats. Mine is primarily to conduct think, was that people should just are sometimes very grandiose or a lot and to be available in a public listen to the beautiful music and large or full of intensity, it is relations way. not have to see anything. because I am looking to create Polivnick would like to conduct part of the daily routine of being a certain sounds out of the orches­ Are you ever surprised at the one of the world's great orches­ conductor. To keep up the tech­ I understand what Lukas' point tra. If I don't hear a full enough warm reception you receive from tras. At 36, he's not far from that nique of playing a violin would is and I agree with him from that sound coming from a section, I'll your audiences? goal. In fact, there isn't much that take extra hours in addition to viewpoint. In my own way I know put more physical force into it Paul Polivnick hasn't done,musi­ whatever hours I spend with my that the more one conducts a piece until I get it. I just try to create the If there wasn't a warm response cally. Born of Russian parentage conducting, and I don't have time of music with an orchestra, the sounds that I want to hear. And I'd be a failure in my own in Atlantic City, New Jersey, he for that. better that orchestra understands I'll do whatever it takes to get estimation. I would have no was influenced by his father, a the music you're conducting, and them. reason to continue doing what I'm music teacher. At the age of eight, Then you're going full force the less you have to do yourself. doing. It is important for me to be he began studying trumpet and conducting? You don't have to put so much Do you find it easy to conduct a success with my audience. I violin, which eventually led him to physical energy into it, it can be the Milwaukee Symphony Orch­ want to give them something that study with members of Arturo Yes, it's certainly satisfying more of a spiritual kind of thing. estra? makes them feel better about life Toscanini's NBC Orchestra. In making music as a conductor and and all the zillion and one emo­ 1965 he entered the Julliard particularly, with the additional Has it ever happened to you tions that folks go through when School. He went on to study element that it's a very social kind where you got so involved with Oh, yes, most of the time it's they hear music. It certainly gives of thing where you are involved conducting with Jean Morel, conducting that you stop and let very easy. It's hard work, but I say one strength to persevere and go with sharing your feelings with so worked on a conducting fellowship the orchestra take over? it's very easy because I have given through all the harder aspects of with Leonard Bernstein and be­ many other musicians. That's one so many concerts with them over being a conductor. It all leads very basic difference between fore coming to Milwaukee in 1981, There are many, many times the past two years. So once we back to the appreciation. conducting and playing as a was the Associate Conductor of when I barely have to move at all, know a piece, conducting it is musical career. Playing is very the Indianapolis Symphony. But I personally never just stop and usually relatively easy. I should much a self-centered kind of Do you ever compose? listen. Even if I just flow along qualify that: it's always hard Polivnick's work has also had a musical life where you spend a with the music, I'm still a part of work, but I have confidence in popular bent. Among some of the great many hours by yourself. No, but I will. I have done very it. To just stop and become a spec- them and they have confidence in better known artists he has recor­ And even when you get up on little in an experimental way. Just tator-and some do do it-would me. They can trust that I won't do ded with, are James Taylor, Olivia stage, you're representing your­ in the interest of seeing what it be wrong. In an informal setting something wierd all of a sudden. I Newton-John and Linda Ronstadt. self and your thoughts. Whereas was like to compose. I feel that sometimes that's interesting. don't make them feel concerned In his not-too-frequent spare time, with conducting you have all of artists have a mission to perform You're showing the audience that that I'm inconsistent. he reads books, preferably mys­ that, but also have the element of in society. Their job is to dream there are times when you don't tery novels, goes to a health spa not being able to make a move dreams and move society in a have to do anything but play along Do you spend a lot of time in with his wife and plays softball for without all these other people better direction. And because of with the orchestra. But, I just your studio? the Milwaukee Symphony Orches­ giving of themselves in a variety that, you're not going to be able to happen to think that conductors tra team. of ways. I have always taken the fulfill that mission, either as an are very interesting people; and I Whenever I'm not with the approach of allowing spontaneity artist or as a composer, unless you like to watch what they do and orchestra, I'm here. In my mess. Did your parents stress music and creativity to occur from my communicate and reach people. experience their dedication. The much when you were young ? players. So I hope I can give them movements themselves are some­ It looks very lived in. the freedom to express them­ On that note, we'll conclude. times balletic and can be very I was only aware of them being selves as much as is possi­ Thank you. elegant. They can express all happy that I was interested in ble—within the natural limits that Yes, I get so incredibly involved kinds of wonderful things in their music. When I was about two one has to impose, being the and busy and it becomes a big And thank you. own way. I personally would have years old, I naturally reached for leader of the group. mess. Then I can't stand it it. I asked to start playing an no interest in doing away with the anymore and I clean it all up; and instrument, which was the trum­ It seems that you like the conductor. it gets to be a big mess again. Associate Conductor Paul pet. And then the violin shortly give-and-take atmosphere of con­ Then I can't stand it and I clean it Polivnick. with guest harpist thereafter. My father was happy ducting. Lukas Fuss has been Well, I also think audiences up all over again. Danis Kelly, will be conducting a to start teaching me —it was never quoted as saying that he wishes love to see a conductor. If they classical music series on March a question of trying to get me to he could be hidden behind a don t rtally understand the music, A more noteworthy question. 23. 24 and 25 at the Performing be a musician. screen when he conducts—he they can enjoy the motions and Do you think there is a good Arts Center. Works by Debussy. doesn't like all of the attention. gestures that the conductor is balance between you and Lukas Ravel and Messiaen will be featur It felt natural for you? How do you feel about that? creating. Foss? ed Page 32 UWM Post August 31,1983 Mik Derks On directing for the American Players "We tell people when we audition them that if you're into the glamour of the theater and looking to be a star, you'll go crazy out here." —Mik Derks

byJohnDolan necessary for the directors to mands. and collaborate. As Derks said, "I think one of Laura Beaumont However, this season "we re­ Randy's greatest abilities, and we of The Post Staff alized that we had worked to­ constantly try to convey this to the gether long enough, that we other actors, is that there are two Spring Green, WI-Tuckedaway didn't have to be with each other approaches to theater, there are in the hills just outside the town of for the collaboration to continue two things you see up on that Spring Green, Wisconsin, is the and that we were wasting a lot of stage. You see playacting, which home of the American Players time having all the directors is people going up there' and Theatre. The countryside is lush, present at all the rehearsals," acting like they're somebody else; flowers line the roads and creeks Derks explained. Consequently, and then you see pretending, meander through farmlands. The Ochiogrosso took responsibility which is people that go up there theater grounds are equally rural. for "A Midsummer Night's and pretend they really are some­ A parking lot has been fashioned Dream," Fred Ollerman directed body else. And what we're con­ out of a hill, the box office is a con­ "The Taming of the Shrew" and stantly trying to get people to do is verted barn. To get to the theater, Derks himself concentrated on pretend, not playact...Children in Mik Derks, director in residence at the American Players Theatre, patrons must make a healthy trek "Tamburlaine the Great, Part 1." their pretending are usually much after a movement class on a sunny July day. up through the woods. ^ '" Just as the director's role in the better actors than actors.'' Post photo by John Dolan On an excessively hot, humid American Players Theatre is dif­ day in July, we arrived at the ferent from many other theaters, American Players Theatre the role of the actor is unusual as grounds. A group of actors were well. According to Derks, this is doing Tai Chi on an incline behind due to Randall Duk Kim, the the box office with director Mik artistic director and founder of the Derks, in shorts and t-shirt, company, who had been a leading leading the exercises. All were actor at the Guthrie and other totally silent, all were totally regional theaters. absorbed in the activity. "There are enough directors Derks, who is currently direct­ who block so very tightly that the ing Marlowe's "Tamburlaine the actor has absolutely no input, Great, Part 1", said that his which is what caused Randy Kim involvement with the American to found this theater. He couldn't Players began during their second stand it. He was so imposed upon season. by other people's visions. And he "It just happened that my wife was allowed to bring nothing of (actress Terry Kerr) and I were his own to the character. He had a living in this area when the lot more respect for himself as an theater moved in and she was actor and his intelligence than he accepted as an apprentice for the thought the directors had for him. first season." So the approach at this theater is Up to that point Derks had done that the individual actors have the a variety of things. He had been a task of creating their own char­ filmmaker and a writer, doing acters." industrials, documentaries and Derks further explained this by commercials. He worked at Wis­ stating that the "theater had consin Public Radio and ran a pretty much become a director's CETA project for the Wisconsin medium in modern times" and Arts Board which included visual, that the American Players Theatre Marie Mathay and David Cecsarini in "The Taming of the Shrew. performing and community arts. was oriented toward the actor. He also formed an independent The rehearsal process for the by John Dolan theater company which was based players is gruelling because an As Petruchio, David Cecsarini has all the on the principles of commedia and outdoor repertory theater poses of The Post staff necessary physical requirements. Handsome, employed modern themes. extensive physical demands. As straightforward in temperament, with just the Spring Green, WI— "The Taming of the "We had our own little stage Derks pointed out, "We were right amount of bluster and swagger in his gait, Shrew" is a very physical play with influences that we carried around, we had actually placing the demands of a Cecsarini strutted about the stage with a certain from the commedia tradition inherent in many of eight people in the company and dancer and a singer on actors who macho elegance, not unlike a street-tough with the scenes, inherent in many of the characters. At three musicians.. .The first year aren't necessarily trained in those refinement. His Petruchio also had a keen, the heart of the play is the battle between we did a show called 'Out of Town, areas. We found that people just worldly sense of humor which was endearing. Katherina and Petruchio. Their turbulent, com­ Out of Mind,' which was basically weren't physically adequate to the As Katherina, Marie Mathay was just as petitive confrontations remind me of similar about the plight of the small task. So we've gone extensively forceful. Because she brought out the character's situations in Moliere's one-act plays. For in­ farmer. And the second year we toward movement and voice train­ likeable qualities, Mathay's vixenish moments stance, in the opening scene of "A Doctor In Spite did one called 'Star Baby,' which ing which we've now incorporated were extremely funny. Her snappish replies were of Himself," the husband and wife argue and was about the energy crisis.'' into the rehearsal process." often delivered with a flawless sense of timing. proceed to belt each other about the stage. To the And to her credit, Katherina's acerbic, churlish Although Derks initially had no Normally the actor's day begins audience's merriment. experience with classical theater, at 10:30 in the morning with a wit never descended into mere ranting. he never felt that that was a martial arts type movement train­ Michael Tezla's red-nosed, red-faced It is this humor which is largely missing from Christopher Sly possessed all the crude character­ handicap. ing. At noon there is an hour of the American Players production of "The Taming "I think one of the reasons that voice followed by a three-hour istics of a drunkard. He was so real you could of the Shrew." For example, the scene when almost smell him out in the audience. it seemed appropriate for me to rehearsal and another hour of Katherina and Petruchio first meet should be come to work here is because the movement classes. At night there Peter Syvertsen's Lord was a very good played with much more bodily interaction than trickster. approach that they're taking to is a performance. On Saturday David Cecsarini (Petruchio) and Marie Mathay As Gremio, Randall Duk Kim was a lecherous, classical theater is a bit removed and Sunday there are two perfor­ (Katherina) provided. However, this lack was not randy, sly old beast. With his long nose, pointed from the traditional approach mances each day. really their fault, as both of them were extremely beard and shifty eyes, Kim was more than around the country. And my "So you're talking about a real capable in their roles, both of them displaying convincing. background, not being in classical long day, a lot of days you start at talents that could've been better shaped by a Charles Stransky's Hortensio was clownish, theater, is actually a plus because 10:30 a.m. and you get out at 11 more incisive, determined director (Fred occasionally outrageous, and his line readings ex­ I can come in without any biases, p.m. If there's a photo call, you Ollerman). without any preconceptions," get out at midnight. We tell hibited unusual nuances of interpretation. Derks said. people when we audition them In addition, there are numerous master-servant As befits Tranio, Jonathan Smoots was alter­ While his experience had been that if you're into the glamour of encounters which could've been performed with nately cunning and servile. primarily in staging and had the theater and looking to be a greater comic awareness for the possibilities in Less successful in their roles were Ray involved little coaching of actors, star, you'll go crazy out here," them. Two that come to mind occur in Petruchio's Lonergan (Baptista Minola), Jo Ann Rome he found that resident director Derks said. country house: when he repeatedly strikes the (Bianca) and Robert Pescovitz (Lucentio). Anne Ochiogrossso's emphasis While the training is harsh, is servants; and when he withholds the meat from Although there were some admirable perfor­ had been reversed. Therefore, very regimented, the acting tech­ the famished Katherina. Other so-called lazzi mances in this Taming of the Shrew, the during the first season Derks was niques that are used are still were bypassed without being sufficiently explored production was held in check by overly careful, with the American Players it was subservient to more basic de­ either. unimaginative directing. August 31,1983 UWM Post Page 33 Tamburlaine: Reign of tedium

by John Dolan were awkward. Supernumeraries of The Post staff appeared uninvolved. At times the effect was inadvertantly Spring Green, WI—There are amusing. Randall Duk Kim would any number of good reasons for do­ be firing off a serious speech with ing Marlowe's "Tamburlaine the great vigor, while the soldiers sur­ Great, Part 1." It's a shame that rounding him would be staring the American Players weren't blankly off into the distance. able to find too many of them. For And why was one of the battle their Tamburlaine is the sort of scenes done on the hill behind the theatre that makes dullness its audience? Talk about directing on chief virtue; and attempts to the most literal, uninformed level! convince the public that sitting Which brings me to the stage through one boring scene after combat. Some of it was excellent, another is its own restive reward. some of it dreadful. In one scene it From the five productions I've was blocked tightly, in another seen at Spring Green, I'd have to carelessly. conclude that, in general, there's Moreover, the presence of actors The American Players' outdoor stage at Spring Green,Wisconsin. Post photo by Laura Beaumont an overriding, recurring problem standing in the aisles for extended with the directing. This produc­ periods of time was distracting stage where-as anyone could consistent tone or vision to what physical quality to his char­ tion of Tamburlaine, directed by and served no identifiable pur­ see-no one was standing; and to happened onstage. acter-Kim was far too emphatic Mik Derks, was no exception. pose. Secondly, it brought atten­ the artificial war-whoops which As Tamburlaine, Randall Duk and trenchant throughout. Had Crowd scenes were often crudely tion to the inconsistencies in the the actors were fond of screaming Kim gave a performance that was Kim's portrayal of Tamburlaine choreographed. I kept getting the actors' make-up. while they were exiting to battle. largely one-note, not the kind that shown his more benevolent, lov- image in my mind of children Two other directives appeared These cries sounded suspiciously audiences who know his work ins side, his puissant personality running from one spot to another, conspicuously ill-considered and like the ones I used to hear at have come to expect. While he would've seemed more dimen­ then freezing; then moving again, foolish. I'm referring to the firing high-school pep rallies. definitely had the appearance of a sional. Not for one second was then freezing. Likewise, tableaux of arrows into the area behind the In short, there was never a conquerer-there was a majestic Kim's Tamburlaine in love with Zenocrate. Never did his passion for her rise above mere rhetoric. Victoria Constan's Zenocrate had a quiet, unassuming sex­ uality which created a fine, nearly opposite effect: it heightened her allure and conferred on her a nobility that was at once natural and social. And whereas Zeno­ crate, especially at the beginning of the play, is little more than an idealized figure for Tamburlaine, onstage Constan's character was well rounded. As Usumcasane, Theodore Swetz was occasionally out of character. Swetz's considerable comic talents are as much a blessing as a curse. Onstage he has an aura that oftentimes is just naturally funny. In Tamburlaine, it kept coming through, making simple exchanges unintentionally silly. Part of Swetz's problem is his relatively high-pitched voicel its distinctiveness is more suited to comedy. As Bajazeth, Charles Stransky was as believable as his wife, Zabina (Alexandria Mitchell), was not. His fury at being treated like a caged animal never became melodramatic or forced. However, the same could not be said for Mitchell's Zabina. Mitchell over­ acted from beginning to end, Theodore Swetz as Bottom and Randall Duk Kim as Quince, in a light-hearted scene from "A Midsummer Night's Dream. never stopping for one moment to think through what she was -saying. When Bajazeth died, her acting was especially unconvin­ A rare vision on a summer eve cing and odious. Ray Lonergan's Soldan of Egypt was too indecisive and unmanly. by Laura Beaumont robe, replete with roots issuing from his feet, twigs extending As Mycetes, Peter Kettler of The Post staff outward from his fingers. A crown of branches was worn over his could've played the comic aspects long black hair and his face had a swarthy appearance. of his character with more assur­ Spring Green, WI— I've seen numerous productions of "A As Titania, Arleigh Richards gave a thoughtful performance. Her ance, more flair. Midsummer Night s Dream,' but none of them ever took hold of my monologues were done melodically without resorting to declamatory David Cecsarini's Techelles was imagination the way the American Players' production did. With its effects. appropriately stalwart and vigi­ wondrous natural surroundings, the outdoor stage at Spring Green is The aforementioned inhabitants of the wood helped to establish lant in his service to Tamburlaine. the perfect location for Shakespeare's play. And if there is any play the mood of the play and provided an otherworldly contrast to the And in the role of Theridamas, at all that should be performed in a wooded setting, it is "A Athenians. Jonathan Smoots conveyed force- Midsummer Night's Dream" with its fairies, sprites and magical Victoria Constan's Hermia was frisky and spirited, and she was fulnness, intergrity and verve. occurrences. adept at making the transition from one emotion to another. As Nanalee Raphael's costumes The roles of the fairies and the woodland creatures, which Helena, Marie Mathay was suitably whiny, lovesick, simpering. Her were absolutely first-rate. sometimes are treated as an afterthought, were unusually exaggerated make-up and dress set the tone for her fine comic Doing difficult plays like "Tam­ distinctive, their costumes by Nanalee Raphael breathtaking. The performance. The fight scene between the two women was burlaine the Great. Part 1" is movements of the fairies were fluid and flowing while the actions of meticulously choreographed and executed with ease. commendable; but doing them the woodland creatures had a more earthy quality. Correspondingly, Jonathan Smoots' Demetrius was more manly, had a more because they are rarely done or the fairies' costumes were sheer, loose, tattered; whereas the forthright delivery than did his counterpart, Stephen Helmeke because they present a formidable woodland creatures costumes were composed of flowers, mushrooms (Lysander). challenge is not reason enough. and unusual masks and wigs. As Bottom, Theodore Swetz was often hilarious, his inventive After seeing this laborious pro­ As Puck, Lee Elmer Ernst captured the athleticism of the role, physical byplay adding to his exceptional delivery of lines. Randall duction, I have to wonder why it constantly moving about the stage, ready to carry out Oberon's Duk Kim's Peter Quince was memorable. Scenes between Bottom was attempted. At this point in commands. Throughout he conveyed an impish quality, as was seen anu Quince were played to great effect. their development, the American when he stole Bottom's hat and put the Athenians to sleep. Seeing the American Players' "A Midsummer Night's Dream" Players simply don't have the Peter Syvertsen's Oberon was played regally, broodingly. In was like seeing the play for th«. first time, and experiencing it in the talent or vision to execute keeping with his earthbound qualities, Syvertsen's costume was a most ideal of settings. Marlowe's work. Page 34 UWM Post August 31,1983

'Mary, Wayfarer9 A mosaic of life in the South "Now, I wish only to record the world around me as accurately and honestly as I can, until it is time to go and I lay down my pen. "—Mary Mebane

by John Dolan "The highway bus would roll the sun and streak through the white parents, harassed by their race, only her unblemished, true- of The Post staff smoothly past painting after landscape. One had the feeling white teachers, and abused by to-self perceptions of others. painting of rural America, the that the country could go up in There are only human beings, From the first page of Mary Southern United States. The bus smoke; wars, revolutions, famine, white, black, whatever, with their Mebane's "Mary, Wayfarer" to was tuned to the mid-twentieth and pestilence could devastate attitudes, preferences, habits, the last, an uncommon voice is century, unheeding the hands in mankind; people could live and their methods of survival. This heard. Although she writes, what the fields, the large white houses people could die, people could she documents with the vision and on visual inspection would qualify that looked "tight" against the love and people could hate; but veracity of a child. Mebane as prose, Mebane is really a weather, the large unpainted the highway bus would roll on records the conflicts between inexorably toward a destination blacks and whites with a dispas­ that was always receding—just a sionate fervor that lets situations little farther on." speak for themselves. In doing so, T^ <* "Mary, Wayfarer" begins in the truths embodied in' the events 1955. The South was changing. come through of their own accord. Slowly. Nearly one hundred years Mebane's account of the violence after Lincoln had supposedly in Durham, North Carolina is a \OSE & freed the slaves, Blacks were still case in point: not allowed to enjoy the privileges "The sirens never stopped or prosperity of the white wailing. I left the young men majority, despite the fact that they locked in their unmovable stance #. o < E T R Y did much of the back-breaking and moved on up Main Street ^ 4 O labor of this country. Mebane from the parking lot, the sounds of gives a very distinct picture of the 'Run over them! Run over them! South during its years of turmoil. Mary Mebane Kill them!! still in my ears. I She recreates the Civil Rights prayed that they would be all movement, and its racial clashes, their white classmates. Some right—and moved toward the poet. Her forte is simplicity of houses where some white farmer meanwhile describing the feelings whites protested the presence of center of the town, ducking and expression. There are many pas­ was striving desperately to avoid of those involved. Her writing blacks in 'white' schools by dodging clusters of people. sages in "Mary, Wayfarer" which sinking into the poverty faced by gives a clear idea of the social threatening to blow up the black "One block away I picked up have an understated, poetic his poor tenants in the unpainted world at large: schools and kill all the black the sound of clump, clump, grandeur to them; which, if they shacks with the wondering "For in the fall of 1957 schools children." clump. A revival meeting, a were arranged or structured on children in the yard. Low green were still almost totally segrega­ And yet, for the most part, her church meeting in the middle of paper like a poem, would reveal plants, tall green plants, wild ted in the South and would remain writing deals with the day-to-day town? But it was not a church Mebane's talents even more fully. vegetation, houses against the so until the 1970s. What was occurrences of her life and the meeting. A long, long line of For much of her writing has an blue sky —the mid-twentieth causing the headlines was the people in it. She describes her stu­ people was coming down the intensity and directness that only century rolled right past them. entrance of a handful of black dents, colleagues, the people she street, just at the edge of the the very best poets achieve. "The bus—shiny metal, hard, children into schools with an saw in New York City, members of sidewalk, and it was swaying and Consider the following passage at gleaming, symbol of an efficient ocean of white children. The black her family. On a personal level, moving with many, many feet, the beginning of the book: technological age—would catch children often were menaced by for Mebane there is no question of [Turn to p. 41]

Everything's coming up 'Nerds' at the Rep

by Laura Beaumont of The Post staff

Larry Shue writes one play. Over and over again. His slightly revised version of "The Nerd," which is playing at the Todd Wehr Theater through September 17, is really not much different than "The Foreigner." The premise is simple. One character is an outsider, who in some way, upsets the lives of all the others. In "The Nerd" it's Rick Steadman, a Vietnam vet from Wisconsin who works in a chalk factory. He wears goony black glasses with a strap, ill-fitting black pants complete with soiled handkerchief, black shoes and carries a lifetime-supply of pens and pencils in his shirt pocket. Steadman's more agreeable habits include: picking his nose; chewing eggs with his mouth open; leaving his fly unzipped; coming out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck on his Shoe and using a full bowl of macaroni salad as a book prop. Steadman also proposed to an eight-year-old girl when he was 30. Like most of Larry Shue's creations. Rick Steadman is not a character, so much as a collection of abnormal, often manic actions-none of which have any motivation whatsoever. In addition to Steadman (The Nerd), there is a milk-livered architect, a neurotic weathergirl, a stuffy businessman and his schoolmarmish wife, a monstrous child and a glib drama critic. And because the above are so one-dimensional, the acting is next to impossible to gauge. Components of a typical Larry Shue comedy include: 1) a preoccupation with bodily functions; 2) an excessive use of props; 3) food in almost every scene; 4) actors who are perpetually busy and never display any understated gestures; 5) adults who engage in ridiculous party games; and 6) a plot that is nothing more than a disconnected series of vignettes. The frightening thing about watching a play like "The Nerd" is not that it has been produced, although that's bad enough: it's the sight of Milwaukee audiences laughing, cheering and jumping to James Pickering (left) as Rick Steadman, the Nerd, in the original production of Larry Shue's comedy, v3u feet in appreciation of Larry Shue's latest. Watching 'The Nerd'. The play, which has been optioned for a possible Broadway run, is currently being Milwaukee audiences react as they do makes this critic feel like a performed at the Todd Wehr Theater througlfSeptember 17 as part of the Upstairs Downstairs Dinner "foici " Theater. August 31,1983 UWM Post Page 35 A gathering of poets

"There is as much a future for poetry in Milwaukee as anyplace else."—Bruce Renner

by Jamie O'Flaherty Lueders worked with each poet on a one-to-one of The Post staff basis, selecting poems and discussing their life-work. Each poet was allowed a lot of input into At last. Milwaukee finally has what I consider a his/her selection appearing in the book. "He was comprehensive anthology of poetry; "Gathering a poet's dream," said Firer of Lueder's coopera­ Place of the Waters," the first to appear since tion and flexibility. "Brewing" (1972), contains works by 30 of The anthology appeared early in August and Milwaukee's poets, a photograph of each and a was introduced with a benefit poetry reading at write-up on each poet. Obviously, this was a Century Hall, where 12 of the poets included in phenomenal undertaking by the editor, Bill "Gathering" read from their works. Volunteers Lueders. I must congratulate Lueders on his fine sold nearly 500 copies at the door and the volume performance. The anthology not only exhibits is on sale at bookstores throughout Milwaukee. quality printing and layout, but it provides a wide When asked about the future of Milwaukee variety of poetry. poetry, Bruce Renner stated that "there is as In recent interviews with Susan Firer, Bruce much a future for poetry in Milwaukee as Renner and Peg Backus, three of the poets anyplace else." Judging from the number of included in the anthology, I was surprised to learn people attending the reading, I tend to agree with that Lueders had asked for the life-work of each Renner. poet considered and/or accepted for With the arrival of "Gathering Place of the "Gathering." But even more surprising was the Waters," the poetry scene in Milwaukee should fact that he read all that was given him. improve by leaps and bounds. But, to a certain "Of course he had no idea, you know, I mean, degree, there may always be enough public that's hundreds of pages of stuff he was asking distance from poetry to keep poets like Peg Bruce Renner was one of 12 poets to read at Century Hall "Gathering Place for. And I gave it to him not thinking he'd actually Backus saying:' 'Most poets I know are just trying of the Waters," an anthology of Milwaukee poetry, was introduced. do it. And he did it," said Susan Firer. to survive." Post photo by Jim Moroney

Filmmakers and the Holocaust

by Anne Lehmann of The Post staff The recent surge of interest in the Holocaust has precipitated the writing of some excellent books and the making of some noteworthy films. In her book "Indelible Shadows," Annette Insdorf explores the complexities and contradictions of dealing with so abhorrent a chapter of history on celluloid. Insdorf probes films which span many years, originate from a wide variety of countries and incorporate different styles in their depiction of the collective tragedy known as the Holocaust. She laments Hollywood's oversimplification of the subject matter, yet acknowledges that perhaps such trivializations at least serve to raise the public consciousness of it somewhat. Insdorf echoes Elie Wiesel's concern that, in film as well as in other media, the Holocaust has become a "phenomenon of superficiality." It is for this reason that she wrote "Indelible Shadows," as she notes in her introduction. "The purpose of this book is not merely an exercise in film criticism, but a grappling with the legacy of the Holocaust. I hope the Vicky Hinshaw (left) and Reva Shovers (right), co-authors of "Birthrights." book reflects the conviction that films not only commemorate the dead but illuminate the price to be paid for unquestioned obedience to governmental authority. Perhaps the beam cast by film projectors 'Birthrights'... can pierce the continuing willed blindness. Most importantly, Insdorf, in her essays, intelligently explores the different film genres and techniques used by directors in their search for a cinematic language that befits the subject matter. She analyzes A Romantic Brew 75 films and illustrates how each addresses the same issue in a different way. For example, in "Cabaret," the characters and by Jamie O'Flaherty about the brewing industry here of suffragism and a lot of bed- settings in the cabaret are juxtaposed with the brutal realities of the of The Post staff in Milwaukee. Both women threw hopping. Despite the romantic outside world, thus creating a tension which heightens the dramatic themselves into the research for interludes, Hinshaw and Shovers effect of the film. Oddly, and pleasantly enough, six months, after which time they give the reader a good idea of the Insdorf discusses films that warn against indifference, such as "Birthrights," a fictional histori­ formed an outline for the novel effect the industrial revolution "Night and Fog;" films that distort and exaggerate to make points, cal novel centering on a brewing and began to write in earnest. and suffragism had on the brew­ such as "The Great Dictator" and "Seven Beauties;" films that empire, appeared in Milwaukee ing industry. For not only do we respond to Nazi atrocities, such as "The Tin Drum;" films that seek on the tail-end of recent turmoil in The novel begins in the 1870s see the discouragement and bit­ to record history in a documentary style, such as "The Sorrow and Milwaukee breweries. The novel, and centers on Adam Koenig, a terness of the "old world" work­ the Pity;" and films that relate personal tragedy, such as "The Diary published by Pocket Books of New strapping young farm boy who is ers, but we begin to understand of Anne Frank." York under the pseudonym determined to brew the best beer the advent of modern technology. Besides its insightful examinations of the subject matter, one of Summit Wahl, was the collabora­ in Milwaukee. Adam soon be­ While "Birthrights" presents the strengths of "Indelible Shadows" is that it assumes the reader tion of two Milwaukee women, comes involved with a beautiful characters of a very romantic has no a priori knowledge of the films. With attention to detail Vicky Hinshaw and Reva Shovers. school teacher, Kate, who just nature, it handles their goings-on Insdorf carefully illustrates all the films she discusses. She does this happens to be the girlfriend of his with a tasteful, pleasant narrative, succinctly and masterfully elicits visual images in the reader's mind. Hinshaw and Shovers began boss' son. From that point, the so unlike that of many similar "Indelible Shadows" is an intense, absorbing inquiry into working together five years ago. novel picks up speed and the story novels. It should be read for fun a specialized group of films. And it's well worth reading. Their first attempt at fiction was develops into a fast-paced world and for the engrossing historical abandoned in favor of a suggest­ in which politics, deceit, murder information that is subtly inter­ ion by a New York editor to write and incest, along with smatterings woven throughout. convenient and inexpensive

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PARKINS AND TRANSIT 963-4000 UNION GROUND FLOOR Page 38 UWM Post August 31,1983 The X-Cleavers' exodus Milwaukee band may be on the verge of entering the national scene by Elizabeth Kvidera each member of the band. How­ young girls (probably from West of The Post staff ever, taken as a whole, the band Allis) who dance in cowboy boots agreed that Groupo Sportivo, a and striped Lee jeans; and "No The X-Cleavers are in the Danish weirdo-synth band, has Brain Needed," a synth-ridden process of releasing another been a big influence on their style. instrumental which was recorded album. It's already in its third Carter Hunnicutt is longing to backwards, but is played forward pressing and many of the songs on expand their essentially i in concert. it have become institutions and an conformist pop sound into some­ I predict this band will succeed inspiration for other bands in the thing more avant-garde. in the national market, just as the area. But he agreed that it takes Milwaukee-based Violent The X-Cleavers broke out of financial backing and a contract Femmes have, because the anonymity when radio stations from a major label and that's X-Cleavers know what they want, WMSE and WLPX pushed "Skip something the band doesn't have they aren't quitters and their a Beat" and "18 (unprotected)" yet. They are working on that and music crosses the border between from their first album, "Those have finished the demo for their pop and experimental to attract a X-Cleavers." Keyboard player second album. & large audience. Carter Hunnicutt confirmed that Regardless of the band's ambi­ The X-Cleavers will perform at airplay by WMSE and WLPX was tions for the future, they have 9:30 p.m. on Saturday, September one of the reasons why the become popular in Milwaukee 10 in the Kenwood Inn. Admission X-Cleavers have become so because of what they are doing is $2 for students (with UWM popular in the Milwaukee market. now. "Those X-Cleavers" has I.D.) and $2.50 for the general Since the X-Cleavers claim some great stuff on it, including: public. "we don't have a leader in our "White Reggae," an instru­ band; and we don't have any mental composed by guitarist Hey all you John Hinckley fans! specific train of thought or style to Terry Tanger; "Klubb Talk," a Jody Foster's Army has a new LP Keyboard player, Carter Hunnicutt, of the X-Cleavers follow," their material reflects the cynical look at The Starship; "18 out, "Valley of the Yakes," and Post photo by Annie Belke musical influences and biases of (unprotected)," about those it's real cool—the sort of stuff you crank up at three in the morning. riKviiArjnuwi Guaranteed to drive your mom, your pet schnauzer and the neigh­ bors nuts. JFA is a skateboard band from Phoenix and this album CASK) NOW OFFERS is full of great music with quick guitars, a charismatic lead vocal­ ist and lots of speed changes. 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The FX-98 is credit energy, they'll save you from ever having izer" is about post-nuclear Amer­ card size with 42 scientific functions. to buy batteries. ica where adaptable skateboard Both feature an 8 digit mantissa with 2 The FX-98 and FX-910 also come with gangs terrorize, "stupid preppies, digit exponent. a free application manual, "Strategiesfor topsiders melted, alligators Scientific Calculating," which will save you burned," those who are unable to work by showing you shortcuts for using deal with anarchy and the melt­ your calculator. down of capitalism. So if you think you could use a little But the core and soul of JFA student aid this semester, take advantage of lies in their twisted assimilation of the beach music genre of the early our $5 rebate offer. And bring a Casio to '60s. Annette Funicello and the class. other American institutions of the beach scene are ridiculed and generally torn to shreds by JFA's Where miracles never cease renditions of "Walk Don't Run" and"Baja." JFA's politics of frustration result from a hatred of preppies, critics (like me), nuclear war, Ronnie and straight people as a group. But instead of turning insane or violent because of their frustration, i.e. John Hinckley, JFA creatively and with subtlety spread the word by transforming Republican beach music into a vehicle of hardcore leftist doctrine. 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If it BE SURE YOU INCLUDE ITEMS 1 THROUGH 4 FOR EACH CALCULATOR PURCHASED weren't for lyric sheets, no one Mail all of the above items to: Casio Scientific Rebate Program Box 1353 Unionville. CT 06085 would know what he's saying. His Name .Address.. voice is thoroughly disgusting and City .State:. ._7.iD_.... as such, perfect for JFA's This coupon and all necessary material must be postmarked no later than midnight October 30.1983. Models other message. than those listed are not eligible for rebate All proofs of purchase become the property of CASIO and none will be Even if you don't like political returned. Requests mailed to any other address will experience processing delays Void where prohibited, taxed or restricted by law Promotion not open to dealers or retailers This order form may not be reproduced in any shape or music, this is still a great album to form Offer good in USA through participating retailers only Please allow 6-8 weeks for rebate I OH S listen to. 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King Elvis of England by Dave Redemann Abbey Road, the street on which Abbey Road Studios is located in London, has become a stopping point for thousands" of The Post staff of Beatles enthusiasts. According to a garrulous London cabbie, the city of London was paying out substantial sums of money to replace street signs that had been stolen by souvenir hunters. Finally, it was decided that the signs would not be London— "The King is dead but he's not forgotten," sang Neil replaced at all. Similar problems have occurred in Liverpool. Young. Indeed, the "King of Rock 'n' Roll," Elvis Presley, is well-remembered in London. In fact, many people here feel that Photo by Deone Jahnke there are more British than American Elvis fans. Tucked away in the East End of London is a souvenir shop-cum-shrine called the Elvisly Yours Centre. The small storefront houses a life-size bronze statue of "The King" and a vintage 1959 jukebox containing only Elvis songs, as well as a plethora of British-made Elvis memorabilia. The die-hard Elvis fan Abbey Road can choose from a variety of Elvis items: socks, posters, jewelry, games and naturally, records. Journeying to the Beatles mecca The Elvisly Yours Centre was the brainchild of native Londoner Sid Shaw, who wanted to pay tribute to his hero, following Presley's death in 1977. Shaw, a former teacher, began his business by by Dave Redemann stand featuring Beatles books, picture discs and producing Elvis merchandise in his garage. By 1981 he had of The Post staff other Abbey Road trinkets. Refreshments are generated enough revenue to have the bronze statue erected, but served as well. none of the British museums who were offered it would accept it as a London—For Beatles fans in London, Abbey But the piece de resistance of the tour is a video gift. Consequently, Shaw opened the Elvisly Yours Centre at the Road is a mecca. Not only is the tree-lined presentation which describes the Beatles' seven beginning of this year both to house the statue and market his thoroughfare the one the Fab Four are seen year involvement with Abbey Road Studios. The merchandise. crossing on the cover of their "Abbey Road" 90-minute program features a dazzling blend of According to Elvisly Yours employee, David Griffiths, approxi­ album, but it is also the home of EMI Records narration, rare film footage and alternate versions mately 30 people pass through the Centre each day. He feels this legendary Abbey Road Studios, where the Beatles of popular Beatles songs resurrected from the relatively small figure is due, in part, to the Centre's obscure produced nearly all of their records in the Number EMI vaults. location. 2 Studio. Included are an early version of the boogie- Shaw's dedication to "The King" does not stop here, however. woogie number, "One After 909," and a version While for many years fans made their way to This British entrepreneur recently opened an Elvisly Yours of/'While My Guitar Gently Weeps," with Abbey Road just to see the building, and possibly wholesale outlet in Memphis, Tennessee, in the heart of Elvis George Harrison soloing on the acoustic guitar. to catch a glimpse of a favorite star, those who country. He also hopes to develop a '50s-style coffee bar in the One intriguing segment of the program incorpor­ visit between July 18 and September 11 of this basement of his London Shop. And plans are underway for a ates the psychedelic promotional film from year are in for a special treat. For the first time in week-long Elvis retreat in the English countryside. ' 'Strawberry Fields Forever,'' with three different the 52-year history of Abbey Road Studios, EMI In the East End of London, "The King" is not forgotten; he is has opened its doors to the general public. versions of that song. The popular version of "Strawberry Fields Forever," explains narrator well-remembered and well-marketed. The reason for this unprecedented gesture is Roger Scott, was created from a combination of simple: the control room in the Number 2 Studio is takes number 7 and 26 which, incidentally, were presently being renovated to accommodate 48- recorded at two different tempos. track recording facilities. So, rather than leave it It is interesting to note that EMI claims there London's Venue: idle for two months, EMI decided to make the are only four unreleased Beatles songs in historic studio available to Beatlemaniacs for existence, besides the alternate versions of the roughly $7 a head. According to engineer Richard previously released tunes. This is an obvious regal yet radical Langham, who worked on several early Beatles effort to dispel rumors that there is a wealth of albums, the presentation, called "The Beatles at unreleased material still being hoarded. But many by Dave Redemann Abbey Road," attracts nearly 450 visitors a day, avid Beatles fans are still skeptical of this claim. of The Post staff including fans from Italy, Japan, Germany and Advertisements for the Abbey Road tour the United States. beckon fans to ' 'come and experience the magic of London — In the shadow of Stately Buckingham Palace, modern music throbs from loudspeakers, colored lights splash across walls As they enter the studio, visitors are asked to Number 2 Studio where the Beatles recorded from and neon lightning bolts shoot across the ceiling of an old theater. pass through a metal detector in an effort to 1962-69." And while there is little substance to Once the distinguished Victoria Palace Theatre, this establishment is prevent bootleg tapes of the presentation from the tour other than the video program "the magic now the Venue, one of London's hottest nightclubs. being made. Only then are visitors allowed to look of Number 2 Studio" is obviously sufficient to lure at the tape equipment used to record the Beatles' 450 spectators each day. Visiting the very room It was here that music fans were treated to the obscure sounds of music; and at the instruments, which are similar where the Four Lads from Liverpool created their Jah Wobble and the Invaders of the Heart one night in July. It seems to those used by the Beatles. There is a souvenir own special magic was an awesome experience. proper that a band with so abstruse a name would perform such an amorphous set of music. Within their hour-long set, the Invaders intertwined a complex variety of musical genres. Funk, reggae, country Western, jazz, rock m m 'n' roll and Eastern music were among the components of their CLUB GARIBALDI Music Reporters original compositions. All of this was set against a consistent tribal Sam Selimi, Proprietor rhythm. Needed A variety of instruments were utilized to achieve this eclectic FREE mixture. A lead and bass guitar, a keyboard and a drum kit were FOLK DANCING LESSONS The Arts and Entertainment page among the standard instruments, while a trombone, a bongo set and of the UWM Post is looking for various percussion instruments were among the more unusual. reporters to cover all types Many of the audience members enjoyed the often cacophonous 747-1007 747-1007 of music. If you have a background music, but many did not know what to make of it. Dancing was next in music and would like to write, to impossible since the invaders often varied their tempo in a sinple song. please call Laura or John at the One particular song began with all six musicians playing UWM Post, 963-4579. on Fridays from 8-9:30 P.M. percussion instruments. The percussive nature was carried through as the guitar, bass, keys and drums continued to play a beat while Live Music and Folk Dancing Afterwards the trombone performed the melody. We have imported beer, cebops (a skinless The accessibility of the Invaders' songs seems to derive from the sausage) and charbroiled sandwiches. fact that they allow themselves the freedom to improvise individually within a loose melodic structure. 2501 So. Superior St. But whatever their formula is, Jah Wobble and the Invaders seem Ek well suited to the avant-garde London music scene. Page 40 UWM Post August 31,1983

There's nothing parochial about this Vatican Art

by Anne Lehmann Moreover, the works are assem­ religious garments and coverings of The Post staff bled according to their time of which are displayed as part of the acquisition by the church, thus treasury from St. Peter's. In Chicago — A rare opportunity providing the viewer with an addition to the lushness of the exists at the Art Institute of historical sense of the church's materials used, such as silk and Chicago these days. Twelve cen­ artistic propensities as well as the silver-gilt threads, the works are turies of papal art collecting may personal tastes of some of the lavishly detailed with religious be viewed during the showing of popes. allegorical scenes. the viewer of the long, individual crowds make it difficult to get "The Vatican Collection: The Although each of the works is The two fresco segments, histories behind many of the close to the discussed works and Papacy and Art," through Oct­ exceptional in its form and "Music-Making Angels" by exhibited works. discerning which piece is being analyzed is confusing. Instead, it ober 16. beauty, there are a few pieces Melozzo Da Forli, serve as an Among the paintings, Cara- Besides the scope and beauty of which are of particular interest. example of the masterful restora­ is better to look at the official vaggio's "The Deposition" (1604) exhibition catalogue, "The Vati­ the 237 displayed art pieces, the "The Apollo Belvedere," c. tions done on behalf of this is one of the show's highlights. exhibit represents a major break­ A.D. 130-140, a Roman copy of a exhibit. Despite the toll that time can Collection: The Papacy and It's a huge canvas with life-size Art," published by Harry N. through in that it is the first of its Greek bronze statue, is a highly- has taken in the form of abrasions, figures and is intriguing because kind granted to the United States stylized piece with smooth lines, the pastel colors are rich and Abrams, Inc. before going. Visi­ of the artist's dramatic treatment tors should get there as early as by the Vatican. It took a great deal which make it look deceptively evocative. of light and space. On a visual of negotiating, numerous financial soft to the touch. The idealized Leonardo Da Vinci's unfinished possible, as the crowds are over­ level, Christ's body is lowered whelming. grants and painstaking restora­ beauty of the piece exemplifies painting, "St. Jerome," sustains onto a stone slab, the same slab Tickets for "The Vatican Collec­ tions to assemble this worthwhile Classical art in its highest form. It the viewer's interest just on the which will eventually seal his tion: The Papacy and Art" are $4. exhibit. is interesting to note that, during merit of its creator's vision. The tomb; metaphorically, it is intend­ They can be purchased in advance Although the collection is rela­ the Counter Reformation, works work is muted by a yellow-tinged ed to symbolize the Christ figure at the museum or through Tic- tively small, given the vastness of such as these were considered varnish which makes the piece as the cornerstone of the church. ketron (for an additional service the Vatican's possessions, it suc­ idols and were therefore con­ somewhat lackluster. However, it Such dramatizations illustrate charge) and are limited to four per ceeds in representing the wide cealed. is interesting to note that the head how art can be used by the church individual. variety of art forms used by the Guasparri Di Bartolomeo Papini of St. Jerome was actually cut in the service of religion. church in the service and celebra­ (1535-1607) was responsible for from the piece and subsequently The hours for the show are as tion of religion. many of the magnificently ornate restored. This serves to remind Overall, the exhibit is worth follows: 9 a.m.-6p.m. on Monday, seeing, but some words of advice Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and are in order. Skip the $2.50 wands Saturday; and 9 a.m.-8 p.m. on they try to rent to you at the Thursday and Sunday. The Art beginning of the show. They're Institute of Chicago is located on supposed to pick up recorded South Michigan and East Adams. messages transmitted from tran­ Additional information may be sistors which line the floor. Unfor­ obtained by calling (312) 444- tunately, the reception is poor, the 3600.

"The Vatican Collections: The Papacy and Art" is divided into five sections. The first, "The Popes and Old St. Peter's," (from Silvester I, 314-35, to Julius II, 1503-13) includes furnishings and decorations from the original basilica in Rome. The second, "Patronage and Collecting," (from Nicholas HI, 1277-80, to Clement X, 1670-76) gives an overview of the tremendous amount of construction that went on during this period, along with the acquisitions that were made. In the third, "The Foundations of the Vatican Museums," (from Clement XI, 1700-21, to Pius VII, 1800-23) and fourth sections, "The Development of the Museums in the Nineteenth Century," (from Pius VII, 1800-23, to Pius IX, 1846-78) are works that came to light as a result of excavations in and around Rome. The fifth and last section, "New Directions in Papal Patronage and Collecting," (from Pius XI, 1922-39, to Paul VI, 1963-78) consists largely of 20th century ethnographic art and works by modern artists, such as Henri Matisse. To the right, is the "Apollo Belvedere," c. A.D. 130-40, attributed to Leochares. Above, "Music-Making Angel," c. 1480 by Melozzo da Forli. August 31,1983 UWM Post Page 41 Mebane's masterful memoir Thumper's [From page 34] like a giant multicolored centi­ wondered how it wpuld feel. regard to her family, in particular, pede. It was linked together hand Would it make me hot all over or her mother, for a time she was Den in hand, and it was going around would I feel cold? Knife victims extremely demoralized over the the block, and this pulsating felt cold, so my biology teacher fact that all her education (she organism was saying, 'Freedom, once said, or was it thirsty? Even received her Ph.D. in 1972) and freedom-, freedom.' " though I was with ten other people her striving seemed to be for 3353 S. 13th St. And: walking up and down in front of nought. And when visiting one of Milwaukee 383-7322 "I joined the picket line in front the theater carrying signs, I felt her mother's cousins in Pitts­ of the movie house. When a car completely alone. If 'they' were in burgh, she was raped. 2% Blks. South pulled up my stomach tightened, the car and if they had a gun, I But throughout this hard life as if someone were squeezing my Would die alone, alone in the there has always been writing, her of Oklahoma Ave. intestines. My chest felt funny, as bright artificial light—and all for a "warm and life-sustaining gulf though I was trying to force down seat in a dark movie house..." stream," as she calls it. It has a liquid that was too hot. Would Mebane's personal odyssey has always been her refuge and a they call me names? My legs felt been a difficult one. She is source of exhiliration. And while tense. I thought of how easily a relentlessly candid about the dis­ much of what occurs in "Mary, bullet could pierce flesh, and appointments she has suffered in Wayfarer" is depressing, the Proudly Presents Our: book itself is basically optimis­ tic in its outlook. Mebane's reverence for life is ever apparent, WKTI BACK-TO-SCHOOL-PARTY ever present in everything she writes. At the end of the book, W/ DJ JIM LaBELLE Mary's triumph over circum­ Sat. Sept. 10 stances is our triumph. UWM is lucky to have this 7PM- CLOSING woman of very exceptional talents on campus. (And her name is 9H Rail Drinks Mary). 94<: 20oz Tap Beers -f)tt& Vesbnin-(QctionY/7.'\ Arts Buzz CONTEST PRIZES, MUNCHIES, "Cream City Review" can be purchased at bookstores through­ FUN, and DANCING ALL NITE out the Milwaukee area for $6. The latest issue features work by LONG! Dave Etter, Ishmael Reed, Lewis •' • Student!,PcitenbJeacn£t5...UouteSJtwLim.1 •' • Turco, Helen Adam and Michel ?Tuda.u,S>ep2tembet9tn 4 to 8 andSatutaau, Sejatenwet lOth 9 to5:30 Butor. WELCOME BACK STUDENTS H "Art Show 12" will be pre­ sented at the UWM Union Art PALETTE SHOP INCP Gallery, 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd., . • . \ \ ' '409£M3tMickpjm J?tteet * • ' A-' - from September 6 through Octo­ ber 8. The Blue Flame String Band '• /-Jtoauctl/emon4tta.tion4,Sentina.tl, [•[•'•[• will play at the Kenwood Inn at • • • See the -fitttonia 2ooo - Uftaphic -fittl (solot <2ontf3utet Suitem • 9:30 p.m. on Friday, September 9. Webster's Books has expanded • rantaitic L/ootPtL7e5'Lit amiKacMozScnooLS>y2ecia.uipecuLL its poetry section and now in­ ! Read the Post I Stop in today and pick up your Coupon Book cludes local poets. For further • - of other Back To School Specials!" •-* information, contact Jamie Coupons valid thru September 30,1983 O'Flaherty, at 332-4610.

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'Charlotte': the story of one woman's struggle by Susan Kaminski However, this is where "Charlotte" shines of The Post staff above other films. It crosses time, religion and sexual boundaries. Her life story is not only LM "Charlotte" is a very rare film. It touches the personal to Charlotte, it is also personal to the soul and delights the eye. It surrounds and lifts audience. "Charlotte" touches something deep the viewer into Charlotte's world. It is clearly one inside. It recalls all the feelings of the search for of the finest films produced in recent years. identity, the isolation of those years and first love. Through her pain, struggles and final triumph, "Charlotte" is the story of artist Charlotte Charlotte becomes part of the viewer, becomes an Salomon. Although she is first seen in France, old friend. most of the film is set in Germany, using the flashback technique. Charlotte is an emotionally Birget Doll is brilliant as Charlotte. The role confused young woman, who is unsure of her would be difficult for any actress to play, but Doll identity. World War II has begun and she is moves through the film skillfully, adding depth, labeled a Jew in Nazi Germany. Her search is emotion and insight into a tumultuous person* interrupted as she is gradually isolated from ality. Doll is one of the finest actresses to emerge 'Brimstone and Iteacle isociety. She is separated from her classmates and. on thfc sere en in years.' 4tta

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You've got enough to worry about the first week of school. Why worry about parking? As a special, introductory offer, the Capitol/ Humboldt and Summerfest/McKinley shuttlebuses are running absolutely FREE of charge all this week, September 6 through September 9 (ONLY). The Capitol/Humboldt UPARK lot is on Humboldt Blvd. just north of Capitol Dr. Summerfest is on N. Harbor Dr. just south of Clybourn St. McKinley Marina is on Lincoln Memorial Dr; just south of Lake Park. Look for the UPARK logo. There're plenty of FREE parking spaces and FREE shuttlebuses. Give UPARK a try now !! OMLY 15*

SEPT. 12 and THEREAFTER Come to think about it, why worry about parking ever? Parking is always available and FREE at UPARK, and our shuttlebus fare has been reduced to the super-low-give-a-way price of 15C this semester! While you're thinking about what a great deal this is , why not stop by the Parking and Transit Office and buy some UPARK Shuttlebus Fare Tickets. Beginning September 12,1983 you'll need a 150 UPARK Fare Ticket to ride the UPARK shuttlebus.

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Kicker pre-season pg. 47 Coaches5 preparations ...... pg. 50 Soccer flashback...... Pg. 47 Harriers look to nationals Pg. 51 'Hajime!'...... pg. 49 Netters to fight back pg. 52 Young, talented spikers Pg. 49 The winner's circle Pg. 53 Soccer schedule VETERANS Date Opponent Time NOW YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO! Sept. 7 ROOSEVELT** 3:30 p.m. 10 at Creighton 7:00 p.m. 14 at Loyola 3:30 p.m. 16 NORTHWESTERN** 3:30 p.m. 18 at Evansville 1:30 p.m. (EST) WITH 21 ILLINOIS-CHICAGO** 3:30 p.m. ARMY 23 at Bowling Green 3:30 p.m. (EST) ROTC 25 at Akron 2:00 p.m. (EST) 30 UW-WHITEWATER* We think you'll agree 3:30 p.m. that financing a col­ Oct. 2 UW-GREENBAY* 1:00 p.m. lege education these days is no piece of cake, and 5 LEWIS** 3:30 p.m. $8,000 would go a long way toward meeting this sometimes difficult problem. 8 PANTHER INVITATIONAL* Army ROTC can help take the pressure off, because as a veteran you may qualify for the Army's newly-enacted Simultaneous Membership Program Notre Dame vs. St. John's MN 12:00 p.m. under which up to $8,000 can be yours defending on your current academic UWM vs. UW-Parkside 2:00 p.m. year. This new program will not only enable you to gain financially, but you'll 9 CONSOLATION GAME* 12:00p.m. build toward a meaningful future as well. CHAMPIONSHIP GAME* Here's how it works. 2:00 p.m. Depending on available vacancies, you become a member of an Army Reserve 16 INDIANA* 1:00 p.m. or National Guard unit as an officer trainee, and at the same time, enroll in the Army ROTC advanced course at your college. Your Reserve or Guard 19 at Wisconsin 7:00 p.m. membership will pay you at the minimum level of an K-5. and you'll receive 22 at S. Illinois-Edwardsville 1:30 p.m. $100 a month during the regular school year as an Army ROTC advanced course cadet.. At the end of your second year of ROTC. assuming there's a va­ 30 CLEVELAND STATE* 1:00 p.m. cancy, you'll be commissioned a 2nd LT, and serve with a Guard or Reserve Nov. 5 at Northern Illinois 7:30 p.m. unit while you complete the requirements for your college degree. Upon graduation, you'll continue service with a Guard or Reserve unit while pursu­ 12 at Marquette Milwaukee Cup 1:00 p.m. ing your civilian career, or you can, if you prefer, compete for active duty as an * - Bavarian Field, 700 W. Lexington Blvd. Glendale Army officer. ** - Engelmann Field, UWM Campus And, you can do '/// this while continuing to be fully eligible for your G.I. benefits. All games Central Standard Time (CST) unless other­ So, whoever said "you can't have your cake and eat it too" never heard of the wise indicated. Army's Simultaneous Membership Program.

If there were only one good Field is at 700 W. Lexington Blvd. FOR FULL DETAILS CONTACT: thing about UWM men's soccer it Lexington Blvd. is two blocks CAPTAIN THOMAS S, JENKS would be that it is inexpensive to south of Silver Spring Drive, just watch. Home games played at off North Port Washington Rd. 963-7682 Engelmann Field are free and There are special group and ARMY ROTC "E" Building Room 101 games played at Bavarian Field season ticket packages and ticket are $3 for adults and $1.50 for information is available at the students and children. Athletic Ticket Office in Baker Engelmann Field is located on Fieldhouse or by calling 963-4593. Editorial cartoonists and columnists wanted the west end of the UWM campus tickets are sold at the Athletic between Cunningham Hall and Ticket Qffice and the gate prior to Call or leave message for Jackie at 963-4578 the Chemistry Building. Bavarian games. PIZZA MAN EAST SIDE HE DELIVERS WEEKDAYS 4PM-3AM FRIDAY & SATURDAY TIL 4AM OPEN 365 DAYS A YEAR NOW OPEN FOR LUNCH VISIT OUR NEW BAR

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Panthers tie alumni, show character by Gary Redfern loss when star midfielder Sasho Cirovski scored to of The Post staff tie the game at 5-5 with less than one minute to play. Despite this being a pre-season game where The UWM men's soccer team has a victory and the alumni were basically out just to have fun, a tie to show for it's early pre-season efforts. The Harris did not underestimate its importance. victory came in a scrimmage last Thursday "I played this Hke I would a regular season against a team which included members of the game,'' Harris said. Serbian soccer team in Milwaukee. Despite the blown lead, Harris had some praise The Panthers won 6-4 but Head Coach Dan for his players after the game. Harris said he was just trying to get a good look at "We played good, with a lot of character," everyone on this year's squad instead of going all Harris said. "Last year's team would have never out for a victory. survived (this game). We played the same way Saturday, the Panthers played the UWM soccer Thursday (against the Serbians) when we fell alumni team to a 5-5 tie in the John Fetzer Alumni behind 4-2 and won 6-4." Game. The game is named after a former UWM Harris owed the alumni comeback to several goalie who died last spring. factors. "We ran out of gas. The first half was so easy In the game the Panthers took a commanding they got over confident and were trying to defend, lead into halftime against an alumni team not attack," he said. that looked somewhat disorganized. Harris added that he planned to Work on fitness The second half was a different story. so that when the regular season opens on Using two goals by Tunji Akiwowo, the alumni September 7, against Roosevelt University the tied the game at 4-4 with approximately five team hopefully won't tire by the second half. minutes left in the game. Then disaster struck The team's next pre-season game is Saturday with two minutes left when Pete Knezic put the against the Valur Football Club of Iceland. It will alumni ahead 5-4. be played at Engelmann Field at 5 p.m. It is the The Panthers however, were spared a tough Icelandic team's final Midwest appearance. Soccer briefs The Panthers have two injuries of concern; back sophomore forward Bob Trunley Saturday at a Brian Thomas has a broken nose and will probably fund raising dinner. The dinner raised money for not play Saturday. But Harris said he should be what is to be an annual one-semester scholarship ready for the season opener on September 7. to be awarded to a Southeastern Wisconsin soccer Midfielder Andy Therios' injury is more serious, player attending UWM. he will be out for about one month with a knee injury. He has some torn cartilage which Harris The Panthers will have six freshmen on the said needs some time to heal. 1983 squad: backs Frank Zizzo and Jeff Eder, midfielders Chris Fiore and Pete Fisher, forward The John Fetzer Scholarship was awarded to Brian Blashka and goalie Larry Roder. Sasho Cirovski [8] looks on as Fabio Manas sharpens up hit skills during a recent practice. Post photo by Susan Beard SOCCER: Alive and kicking after 10 years by Gary Redfern team has ever had and in 10 years excellent 69-11-fr record. At the the tournament hopes were ended Midwest Coaches Poll. of The Post staff he has compiled a more than time UWM hired him, Harris was by a 7-1 loss at the hands of respectable 100-63-13 record and coaching the Air Force Academy Southern Illinois University-Ed- Winning streak First of two parts was named Midwest Coach of the team. wardsville, a major Panther At one,point, the team won 10 Year in 1977 and 1979. A look at He said his first team was "a nemesis both before and since games in a row, including a The men's 1982 soccer season his tenure as the UWM men's rag-tag bunch that managed to 1975. victory over rival powerhouse seemed misplaced. soccer coach is worthwhile. win its first four games." In 1976, in a season one player SIU-Edwardsville. The Panthers finished with a Technically, Harris is not the "Later we played tougher termed "bizarre", the team went Harris called that win his 5-14-2 record, the worst in their only coach the team has ever had. teams and lost, but in many of 4-9-2. One of the strange incidents favorite moment as UWM soccer 10 -year history, and played like' When soccer first began here in those games we were still in it of that year had UWM player coach. an expansion team. But even in 1972 it was a club sport coached until near the end," Harris said. Kent Johnson called for offsides "The looks on the faces of our their first year, 1973, the team by Timo Liekoski, who now In 1974, the Panthers had the when he wasn't even in the game. players after the game I'll always managed a 6-6 record against coaches the Edmonton Drillers. first of many winning seasons remember," he said. "They car­ opponents which were admittedly (8-3-2) and by 1975 there was talk A bright spot was goalie John ried me off the field but were weaker than those faced last year. According to Harris, the idea of a tournament bid. Fetzer setting records for saves in quiet on the bus, it just didn't The Panthers have a strong seem real to them. history of winning. Last year was Below are the season records for the UWM men's soccer team and quotes about each year. . That victory, according to Har­ ris, brought national respect to only the second losing season 1973-6-6-0 number one team in the country, to come close is the team because SIU was a men's soccer ever had; the other 1974-8-3-2 a fitting way to end it."—Harris after the season nationally-ranked team and UWM was in the rebuilding year of 1976 1975-11-4-0 finale Loss to No. 1 Indiana University. 4 had beaten them on their home at 4-9-2. 'At this point I'd say we won't be a better team * 1979-15-3-4 field. There is a winning tradition in next year. If I had scholarships to work with, I "We're going to be back."—Harris after losing men's soccer at UWM for two could be sure to get what would be needed to to Cleveland State in round one of the NCAA With a 14-4 record, the team reasons: 1) the absence of football improve"—Coach Dan Harris tournament. seemed certain of a tournament as a fall sport since 1975 and 2) 1976-4-9-2 1980-13-4-3 bid. But then disaster struck when Panther Head Coach Dan Harris. " We've got ourselves in a hell of a hole.'—Coach "We didn't play to our potential, and if we had, it was found that Milan When football left, soccer had Dan Harris after the team fell to 3-7. we would have won."—Forward Fabio Manas Stojsavljevic, who set a team no major compeition on the 1977-14-4-0 after another tournament loss to Cleveland State. record with 14 assists that year, campus' fall sports scene. "We may look like a bunch of Jerks [if UWM 1981-12-8-0 would probably be declared ineli­ gible because he had failed to did not withdraw]. It's the only honorable thing to "I tend to bitch a lot during games."—Harris A major shake-up in the properly register for that do."—Harris after deciding not to accept an on his coaching style. structure of UWM athletics in semester's classes. 1980 which left men's soccer as NCAA bid because his team played the year with 1982-5-14-2 Rather than risk losing the bid the school's only National Collegi­ an ineligible player. "We learned how to lose and we became good after it was awarded, Harris chose ate Athletic Association Division I 1978-12-8-0 at failure."—Goalie Chris LaPorte on what he felt not to accept any bid. He said he team also helped. That move "If you have to finish the season against the was gained from the 1982 season. felt it was the honorable thing to relegated basketball to NCAA was to start soccer as a club sport Prior to the 1975 season, hopes a game (25) and season (179). do. So 1977 ended in bitter Division III, where no scholar­ the first year and then have it join were high that the team would get Those records still stand. disappointment. ships are allowed. Since then, the NCAA its second year. a bid. At the time Harris said, "I One of the team's best and, men's soccer has had no problem In 1978, a rebuilding year, the "The first coach was supposed set goals...to be the best in the oddly enough, worst years came Panthers were 12-8. But in both getting all the scholarship money to organize a team, fix a schedule' city, we've done that by beating in 1977. it needs. 1979 and 1980, in what to date can and acquire the necessary equip­ Marquette. Next I wanted to be UWM started strong and got be called their glory years, they "I don't think we're going to ment," Harris said. "The idea best in the state and I think we've stronger by beating UW-Green received NCAA tournament bids. ask the University for more was to have that coach for one done that. Now I want to be best Bay, which was then ranked fifth "I remember (in 1979) there (money), some other teams have year and then hire someone to in the region and best in the in the Midwest. The year was was a huge spontaneous pep rally greater needs," Harris said. take the program over when it nation." supposed to be a rebuilding year in the Union," he said, "I don't went into the NCAA." but with two explosive scoring think I've ever seen anything like On the scene Kickers rank threats, Lito Zabala and Fadel Al it in a school that's supposed to be But besides a sound financial Winning record During the year, the team Fulaij in the lineup (Zabala led the apathetic toward athletics." situation, Harris has always been UWM hired Harris because as a received rankings in the Midwest team in points with 10 in his 1976 , 1979 began with impressive in the UWM soccer scene. 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'Gentle way9 An art and a philosophy

by Dave Lipski As I later found out, judo, which The highlight of a judoka's Special to the Post means "gentle way," was career occurs when he or she "Hajime!" the referee's voice invented in 1882 by a Japanese competes. Here the hours of echoed off the walls of the man named Jigoro Kano. He practice pay off, if not with Klotsche Center's Combatives developed it from a dangerous victories, then with experience Gym during a UWM Kodokan martial art called Jiu Jitsu, and and excitement. Competitors play Judo Club demonstration. founded a school called the against others of either the same I watched intently as two com­ Kodokan. In Jiu Jitsu not only rank or the same weight class. petitors, or "judokas," as I would the loser lose the match, Though encouraged, tournament learned they are called, tested but very probably his life. Kano competition is not required by the each other, looking for a weakness saw a need for something less club. or a slow reaction. Suddenly with dangerous. "Competition is one part of judo, but not the only part," a screech not unlike a monkey in Today judo is a safe sport, Staral said. pain, one sent the other sailing enjoyed by many. Unlike some In competition, a player can through the air, placing him sports, men, women and children beat his opponent in many ways. decisively on his back. from ages six to 60 can actively A full point and the match are participate. Two things immediately popped awarded to the player who throws The Kodokan Club at UWM into my mind as I witnessed this his opponent cleanly onto his was founded about 14 years ago outstanding feat. First, I was back, controls his opponent on the by Dennis Staral and Ronald Kazel. impressed by the grace and skill mat for 30 seconds, or forces Staral, along with Gregg Roloff, a of the participants, both in the submission through the use of third-degree black belt, are the way the thrower, or "tori," either a choking technique or an present instructors. It is open to executed his throw, and the way arm-locking technique. Fractions students, faculty and alumni and the throwee, or "uke," took his of a point are awarded for less has about 50 members. This fall. It was as if they had carefully than perfect techniques. A match summer, as they have for over 10 planned each move. is overseen by a referee and two years, club members performed at Second, why wasn't anyone judges. the Wisconsin State Fair. calling an ambulance yet? Surely Judo works by perfecting the one would be needed, despite the Competitors have several various techniques through repe­ way it looked. reasons for playing judo. Accord­ tition, and by applying them using My question was answered ing to Staral, a second-degree leverage and off-balancing. almost as fast as it came into my black belt, judo offers exercise, "Practically, a smaller person mind as "uke" jumped up and self discipline and competition. It can throw a larger person with UWM Judo Club member Denise Reese throws Art Ambrus during a said with a smile, "Beautiful, just is a way to meet with friends and ease," Staral said. practice session. Post photo by Susan Beard beautiful." release tension. [Turn to p. 53] Challenging season awaits spikers by Steve Koenig Kim Larseri from Martin Luther, district playoffs, the squad will between us and them are not Division I teams, he said^was to of The Post staff and Mary Look from Oak Creek. have to come together faster than different, but they're bigger. Our strengthen the team and to help The sophomores are Maureen is expected and catch the oppo­ opening meet is with a Division I point out the weaknesses in its Although the UWM women's Pitrof, Judy Steffes, and Debbie nents when they are down. school for shock value." defense volleyball team will have trouble Willis; the lone juniors on the Pleyte feels this could be a As far as the state teams are The biggest strong point is the repeating its success of last year, team are Carol Busche, Sue problem because of the inexperi­ concerned, Pleyte feels that the immense talent of the freshmen, a young but talented squad is Potochich, and Darla Wack. ence of the team. Six players were top teams will be UW-Oshkosh Pleytesaid. Their progress is better ready to pull some surprises. Coach Tom Pleyte said that it lost to graduation; key players and UW-Parkside, with UW- than expected. The blocking on This season's team has nine will be difficult for the Panthers to such as Jaci Clark and Deb Stevens Point providing a lot of spike attempts has been excellent. freshmen and no seniors. How­ match last year's team, which Schulman. competition as well. UW- The only important weak point ever, the freshmen have shown a made it to the National Associa­ "This year's schedule will La Crosse lost some key players the team has is that many of the lot of desire and determination tion of Intercollegiate Athletics include from eight to 10 National due to graduation. players, expecially the new­ during tryouts and appear to be tournament before being elimina­ Collegiate Athletic Association A disadvantage in scheduling comers, are lost due to the new ready to play. ted by Hawaii-Hilo. However, his Division I teams, including the Division I teams is not knowing offenses they have to learn, The freshmen include Denise estimation of the team may very University of Notre Dame, the the teams' strengths and Weak­ causing a lack of cohesion, Pleyte Billman from Sheboygan Falls, well be changed by the outstand­ University of Illinois at Chicago- nesses right away. said. Laurie Carrie from Brookfield ing performances of the players. Circle, the University of Eastern "We only know that teams such The Panthers open their season Central, Karen Hauer from Wis­ "We could advance into the Michigan, the University of Akron as Loyola University and Chicago with a tournament September consin Lutheran, Julie Hoppa and district playoffs," he said. "It has and Ferris State College. Circle will be tough," Pleyte said. 9-10 at Eastern Michigan Univer­ Kim Kort from Dominican, Karin potential, although it is not as "We schedule that many Divi­ "We know nothing about teams sity. The first home stand is the Knudsen from Milwaukee Madi­ strong." sion I teams to see where we are," like Notre Dame." Panther Opener, September son, Linda Kremer from Pulaski, Pleyte said to advance past the Pleyte explained. "The skill levels The main purpose in scheduling 16-17.

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It should be a good On August 10, the UWM Athle­ team will be competitive. a strong defensive team, utilizing the all-time UWM scoring list experience." tic Board announced the appoint­ "I haven't seen any of them mainly a man-to-man defense. On with just two years as a Panther. The Paigely team will compete ment of Ray Swetalla as the new play, so I can't make any predic­ offense, Swetalla says he likes to He was two-time All-Midwest in the British Cup which involves men's head basketball coach, tions on our record, but if they're use a controlled running game player while at UWM. the pro basketball teams from the replacing Bob Voight, who willing to work hard, I think we with a motion offense when the He will leave in early Septem­ British Isles. resigned to take an assistant can be successful this season." running game isn't working. His ber and return after the season in Jones was referred to Paigely coaching position at Marquette The players seem to feel the teams are noted for being funda­ early April. Jones will be one of Coach Ron Magers by former University. same way. mentally sound and well disci­ two American players on the [Turn to p. 51] Swetalla's appointment came "I don't see any reason why we plined. after an intensive six week search can't have as good a season and screen process, which was as last year," Pitrof said. "We conducted by a committee consist­ have most of our players back, ing of Athletic Director Daryl and the team seems to be excited The Owners Of Hot Spurs Present Leonard, Athletic Board member about playing for Swetalla. He's a Jim Johnstone, and UWM basket­ lot like Coach Voight in that he's a ball player Steve Pitrof. Of the hard worker, he cares about his players and he's honest with them. With the talent we have on this team, I think we'll be tough 518 N. 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He also has had experi­ on the job less than three weeks, ence on the high school level at he has already asserted himself on Bloomington, Ind. He's a Wiscon­ the program. He has met with sin native, and graduated from each team member individually to Amherst High School before get­ discuss his coaching philosophy, ting his bachelor's degree in and has put the team on an communication disorders and off-season conditioning program physical education from UW- which includes running and endur­ River Falls in 1974. While at River ance drills to improve stamina, Falls he competed in basketball and weight training to develop and baseball on the intercollegiate strength. - level. Back to .> School .\ • Celebration

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by Claudia Schnagl team will be senior Vicki Hirsh. The other senior runners in­ of The Post staff She will not be returning due to a clude John Herod, George Bezold, heavy class lead enabling her to Scott Hartwig, Pat McGinn and Coach Frank Markel is looking graduate at the end of the Tony Bolotnik. Junior Tony forward to the start of this year's semester. She narrowly missed Augustine and sophomore Jim cross country season and it's no earning Ail-American status at Hesselink will be strong competi­ wonder why. Both the men's and last year's NAIA meet with a 29th tors as well. the women's teams have a strong place finish. There are no freshmen recruits, squad of returning veteran run­ Other veteran returnees include but that doesn't seem to bother ners. Donna Thomas, Sue Burkhardt, Markel because the backbone of "It's hard to tell how we will do Barb Wade, Lynn Blahnik, and the team consists of the veterans. but we have a lot of veterans," Barb Eisenberg. ' 'Our runners have good experi­ Markel said. Deb Schulman, who has been ence and we have a lot of people," The women's team will be led on the women's volleyball team Markel said. by junior Linda Marquardt. She for the past four years, will run on gained Ail-American status with the team for the first time. Mary • Markel has high, but not un­ her 19th overall finish in the Medicus, a track member, will realistic expectations, for his National Association for Intercol­ also be a newcomer to the team. men's squad. "I hope we go to nationals as a team, that's our legiate Athletics national meet at Two new recruits include Pam main goal," he said. UW-Parkside last season. She ran Schultz from Lincoln High School, The season's highpoints will be the 5,000 meter course in 18 Manitowoc and Betsy Buth from Markel said the competition is the same—a lot of veterans. the National Collegiate Athletic minutes, 44 seconds. Homestead High School. this year will be about equal to There are no recruits, but there "That was a bad race for me Division III regional meet, Nov. 12 ' 'This was not a good season for that of last year. The Wisconsin are plenty of seniors. Chris Peske at Rock Island, 111. and the NCAA. because I peaked too early in the recruiting because of a poor high Women's Intercollegiate Athletic tops the list as the squad's season," she said. "I trained too national meet, Nov. 19 at Newport school senior class," Markel said, Conference championship meet at number one runner. Last season News, Va. hard last summer." referring to the small number of UW-Eau Claire on Oct. 29 and the he became the first UWM male When asked what personal newcomers. NAIA national meet on Nov. 19 in cross country runner to compete Both teams started practice on achievements she has set for this "It will be quite a job for the Kenosha will highlight the in the National Collegiate Athletic Monday. All home meets will be season, she said, "I'd like to freshmen members to move up on season. Association national meet. He held at Milwaukee's Kletzch Park improve my times.'' the team because of all the finished 29th at the meet with a at 6560 N. Milwaukee River Certain to be missed by the veterans," he said. As for the men's team, the story time of 27:22. Parkway. Intramurals schedule The UWM intramural program for the fall semester will consist of 12 activities. Registration ends September 14 for football, three-man basketball, volleyball, basketball and tennis. This year's Pumpkir Run, held annually near Halloween, will be held October 29 at Lake Park. Registration deadline is October 25. Registration deadline for the mixed doubles racquetball tourna­ ment will begin October 21 with play beginning on October 26. October 26 will be the registra­ tion deadline for floor hockey, Softball, soccer and volleyball. The last day to register for wrestling is November 8. To register for any of these events, stop by the intramural office, Room 102 of Baker Field House, or call 963-5158. JOJteS \^tom page 50] UWM Coach Bob Voight and Lakeland Coach Duane "Moose" Woltzen. As a six foot five inch guard at UWM, Jones led the Panthers to a 20-6 record and their first National

Kevin Jones Collegiate Athletic Associaton Di­ vision III tournament appearance since 1960. He was also third in the nation in scoring that year, 1981-82. Last year, Jones missed the first seven games due to a stress fracture in his foot. He still led the team in scoring and would have been among the nation's leading scorers had he played in enough games to qualify. In less than two full seasons at UWM, Jones scored 1,053 points to move into 10th placd on the all-time scoring list. He holds school records for most consecu­ tive free throws (13), most points in a season (609), and most field goals made in a season (245). Page 52 UWM Post August 31,1983 Claus looks to newcomers for depth by Steve Fisher players on the team doesn't mean severe ankle injury last season. strong now. She used to be herself and her game this eyar. of The Post staff that this is a rebuilding year for The injury did not occur while inconsistent and she lacks tourna­ Claus also thinks second-year the Panthers. Claus thinks the playing tennis. As a result of the ment toughness. Gradually, her player, Linda Wilson will improve With 11 newcomers and a team will be at least .500 this injury, she played sparingly at confidence is building." this year. The only thing she strong returning squad of veter­ season, while building for the singles last year. This year she Rebecca Schultz is a second- needs, according to Claus, is more ans, the UWM women's tennis future. will play singles and doubles. She year player and is surprisingly the competitive play, mainly in team has the needed depth for a Her confidence is well should improve from increased only woman on the squad from singles. winning season. supported, at least on paper. experience," she said. out of state. She will probably The last of the returning 1982 "We have much more depth Third-year player Marge Gustaf- play singles this year. varsity members is" Theresa this year," Coach Betty Claus son will be back playing the A comeback "She was a late arrival to our Rasinske, a second-year player said. "Last year we were a young number-one singles position along Lynn Kulakowski did not play team," Claus said. "But she out of Franklin. Rasinske is team. This year we're still a young with the number-one doubles last year, but Claus expects great worked very hard this summer, basically a singles specialist. team but now we have tournament position. things out of her this year. She played in some tournaments, and According to Claus, she has experience." "She's very steady, a very stands in the number five singles played pretty well. With her worked hardest at singles. The Panthers posted a 6-11 good, steady player," Claus said. position. game, she tends to be aggressive, "Her backhand has more pace record in dual meets last year, "She's competent, plus, because "She has worked her head off at rather than dependable, but she's and more power, a big difference their first losing season in seven of her age, she represents a stroke production," Claus said. beginning to apply some strategy. from last season when she got a years under Claus. segment of UWM that is usually "She has beautiful strokes, good She goes to the net sometimes. late start," Claus said. This season Claus feels that not represented by the varsity mechanical production. She's very She has a lot more confidence in [Turn to p. 53] with the addition of the new­ sports. comers, the Panthers have very "She's always consistent, she good depth and backup to compli­ has good court coverage, and ment the team's established anticipates well. She's been Specialty®rinfis veterans. ranked in the Wisconsin Tennis (FHESH STRAWBERRY \ With 20 players fighting for the Rankings. She's intelligent be­ MARGARfTAB OR OAIUI jlHir,/ six singles positions and three cause she's been playing a long time. She has a good overall understanding of the strategy of *24oz.fiurricam $2, tennis. She varies the pace of the ball, and can outfox her opponent. QocRtaii'

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Kodokan Judo Club Tennis newcomers [From page 49] is "mutual welfare and benefit." This is the final goal of judo [From page 52] Jodi Longstaff of St. Francis, Pam For example, if one player is 10 discipline." Kosikowski of Hamilton, and Philosophy is art important part The newcomers to the team units strong, and his opponent is of judo. It says that when one Heidi Vogt of Homestead. only eight units strong, and the The club welcomes anyone include doubles hopefuls Ann leaves the mat, one doesn't forget Althoff from Kenosha Tremper, latter can force the former to use what one has learned. associated with the university to a Betsy Reichert is one of the two units of strength against demonstration on Sept. 8, at 6:30 Mary Hart from St. Catherine's, more promising newcomers. She himself, to the benefit of the By training you in attacks and p.m. in The Combatives Gym. Racine and Tama Pfister from played both singles and doubles latter, they will be equally strong. defenses it (judo) refines your Those interested should wear Sheboygan South. and finished fourth and sixth in If he can force the stronger person body and your soul and helps you loose clothing such as a sweat or Two of the more outstanding state high school competition, to use three, he will be superior. make the spiritual essence of judo jogging suit, as the beginning newcomers are Wendy Egeland respectively. This is an application of one of a part of your very being," Kano class will start on that day at 7 from Dominican High School and the two slogans of the philosophy said. "In this way you are able to p.m. and last until 8 p.m. Those Jill Hauk from Waukesha South. The season opens Wednesday, of judo, "maximum efficiency perfect yourself and contribute who wish to join are asked to pay noon, at Glen Ellyn against the with minimum effort." The other something of value to the world. semesterly dues of $25. "These two are the most out­ College of DuPage. standing of the newcomers," Claus said. "Hauk likes to come to Other meet highlights include DIVISION OF STUDENT AFFAIRS the net. Often, she loves to serve the Whitewater Invitational at and volley. She's a well-condi­ OFFICE OF THE REGISTRAR: UW-Whitewater to be held Octo­ tioned athlete. Tuition Payment Deadline: ber 1 at 8 a.m. and the Wisconsin Women's Intercollegiate Athletic Your tuition for the Fall Semester must be paid by Monday,September 12. Students "Wendy Egeland likes doubles Conference championships at paying tuition after that date will be assessed an additional amount for late payment. and she's had the best record in challenge matches of the new­ Nielsen Tennis Center on October Check the Schedule of Classes (pp. 7-9) or FEE FACTS for other tuition information. comers." 28-29 in Madison. The Cashier's Office will have a teller window open at the Union information booth to Other newcomers to the The season opens Wednesday accept cash and check payments for Fall semester tuition only from August 29 through Panthers this season include at noon, against the College of Rachel Lanke from Dominican, September 16. In addition, ID cards will be validated at the booth, at the Klotsche Center DuPage at Glen Ellyn. main desk and at the Library circulation desk during this period. The Cashier's Office, Mitchell 285, will also handle payments and ID validation as usual. UWM STUDENT HANDBOOK O'Gormans "The 1983-84 edition of the UWM STUDENT HANDBOOK IS MOW AVAILABLE. The contents include important information about student services. University procedures, TRI- POWER SERVICE student activities, and community resources. All students should obtain a copy from the 2963 N. Humbolt Ave. Union Information Desk or in the lobby of Mellencamp Hall. Phone 562-6661 Student art work has been included in this edition. All students interested in the inclusion Complete Automotive Service of their work for the next edition should contact the Dean of Students Office." Specializing In Exhaust And Brake 1983 FALL WORKSHOPS/ GROUPS Repair • Assertiveness Training * Support Group For Minority Women * Building Self - Confidence * Good Nutrition on a Student Budget Brake Job (front or rear) $ 34.95 * Personal Counseling Group * Women in Transitional Relationships Mufflers Installed (most cars)$ 26.95 Group Sun Computer Tune - Ups from NORRIS HEALTH CENTER CALL 963-4716 $ 39.95 SOCCER SEASON TICKETS ON SALE !! Air Conditioning Tune - Up $ 24.95 Season tickets for the 1983 soccer season are on sale in BAKER FIELDHOUSE 208. The cost is just $3 for CUSTOM EXHAUST WORK students, $ 10 for adults. The Panthers play 10 home games, five of them on campus on Engelmann Road Service - Towing Field with NO ADMISSION CHARGE. The additional five home games are played at Bavarian Field in Glendale. Call 963-4593 for more information. Group rates are also available. Open 7 Days A Week Pick Up & Delivery Available FALL INTRAMURAL REGISTRATION: THIS MONTH SPECIAL: Registration for fall intramural activities begins Sept. 6 to September 14 in Baker 102. Registration for See Butch or Mlke the following activities begins September 6th , with play beginning the week of the 19th: Men's 10W40 football, 3- Man basketball, Co-rec volleyball, Men's Saturday basketball, and Men's and women's tennis. (Saturday basketball begins on Saturday, September 17 while the other activites begin on Oil Change, Oil Filter Monday, September 19). Call 963-5158 for more information. and Lubrication $14.95 New Constitution UWM Union Policy Board Passed July 29,1983

PREAMBLE ARTICLE IV - OFFICERS

The Union Policy Board (U PB) is the Board of Directors for the UWM Union. The Purpose of the UWM UPB is to formulate, Section I set and monitor the implementation of policies for the overall operation and usage of the UWM Union. The UPB shall work with Associated Union Services (AUS) to maintain the UWM Union as the cultural, social, and recreational center for the Executive Officers of the UPB shall be students of UWM and shall include the following positions: University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee studentsand community. This is accomplished by representation of varied, interests on the UPB and its committees. The President shall be the official representative and spokesperson for the UPB. Duties and responsibilities shall be as provided for in the UPB By Laws.

The Vice President shall appoint, with the approval of the President, the Chairpersons of the UPB Building Committee, the UPB Food Committee, and the U PB Employment Committee. Duties and responsibilities shall be as provided for in the UPB By Laws. ARTICLE I-NAME The Director of Union Budget shall be the chairperson of the UPB Budget Committee. Duties and responsibilities shall be as provided for in the UPB By Laws. The Board of Directors for the UWM Union shall be called the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Union Policy Board (UPB). The Director of Public Relations/Publicity shall be the chairperson of the UPB Public Relations Committee. Duties ARTICLE II - DUTIES AND POWERS and responsibilities shall be as provided for in the UPB By Laws. Section I The Secretary/Treasurer is responsible for maintaining official records of the UPB including but not limited to The UPB shall be the policy-making body of the UWM Union on all matters of UWM Union membership, program, and minutes. UPB financial records, and other duties as provided for in the UPB By Laws. building usage related to the purpose of the UPB as provided for in the Preamble of this Constitution subject to the veto of the UWM Chancellor and to the rules and regulations of the UW Board of Regents. Section 2

The UPB shall be the primary governance body of the activities and services used by UWM Union members, guests, and Executive Officers of the U PB shall be elected by the U PB according to U PB Election Rules at a meeting between April 15 and organizations in the UWM Union Building and other associated areas. The UPB may request the UWM Union Manager to May 15 to serve one (I) year terms from June I to May 31. suspend membershi ps, deny privileges, or other appropriate actions to maintain the discipline and environment of the UWM Union. Section 3

All policies passed by the UPB shall be implemented by AUS within an agreed upon time period and monitored by the UPB The President of the UPB shall have the authority to veto actions of the UPB and of its committees. Such action must be unless an appeal from the Director of AUS is received by the Assistant Chancellor of Student Affairs within ten (10) working communicated to members within ten (10) working days. days of passage. The President of the UPB shall receive a copy of all appeals sent to the Assistant Chancellor. Section 4 Section 2 The President's veto may be overriden by a 2/3 majority vote (11 votes) of the UPB. The UPB Budget Committee shall work with AUS to create the annual budget for the UWM Union. The Budget Committee of the UPB shall present the final budget for the UWM Union (including all departments of the Union Operations. Union Food Section 5 Service, Union Director's Office, and Union Support Services), to the UPB for approval prior to its submittal to the Office of the Assistant Chancellor. Disagreements between the UPB and AUS shall be expressed in written form and shall accompany The Executive Officers of the UPB shall be commissioned salaries from the Union Operations Budget. Annual requests for the budget proposed to the Chancellor's Budget Committee. UPB Executive salaries shall be presented by the President to the UPB for approval before October 1. (Please refer to Article %» VII of this Constitution.) Section 3 ARTICLE V - EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE The UPB shall review and approve, in an open forum, the annual budget of the UPB and the budgets of its various committees supported by student segregated fees. The UPB shall review, approve, and take action on expenditures of its various Section 1 committees which may include but is not limited to freezing and withdrawing funds. The UPB Executive Committee shall include the President of the UPB. the Vice President, the Director of Union Budget, the ARTICLE III - MEMBERSHIP Director of Public Relations/Publicity, and the Secretary/Treasurer of the UPB. The Executive Committee shall have the Section I power to act on behalf of the UPB in cases of emergency.

The membership of the UPB shall be representative of the various user groups of the UWM Union and shall include: Section 2

The Director of Associated Union Services. Members of the UPB Executive Committee shall serve terms concurrent with their'terms as UPB Officers.

The Manager of the UWM Union. ARTICLE VI UNION BUDGET COMMITTEE

One (1) member of the UWM faculty appointed by the Chancellor for a one (1) year term from June I to May 31. Section 1

The Director of the UWM Alumni Association or his/her representative for a one (1) year term from June I to May The UPB Union Budget Committee shall be chaired by the Director of Union Budget and shall include the UPB President, the 31. Director of Associated Union Services, the Managerof the UWM Union, and the Chairperson of the S.A. Finance Committee. The UPB may elect no more than two (2) additional student members of the UPB to serveof the UPB Budget Committee. The President oTthe UWM Student Association or his/her representative for a one (1) year term from June 1 to May 31. Section 2

Two (2) student members appointed by the President of the Student Association and approved by the UWM Student The U PB Budget Committee shall represent the UPB in meetings with AUS and University Officials for the purpose of creating Association Senate for a one (1) year term from June 1 to May 31. the annual budget for the UWM Union. The UPB Budget Committee shall have the authority to recommend changes in. additions to and/or deletions from any part of the UWM Union Budget during the process. The President of the Union Activities Board (UAB) or his/her representative for a one (I) year term from June 1 to May 31. Section 3

The President of the Sandburg Halls Administrative Council (SHAC) or his/her representative for a one (I) year The UPB Union Budget Committee shall present the final version of the annual budget for the UWM Union to the UPB for term from June 1 to May 31. approval prior to its submittal to the Office of the Assistant Chancellor.

One (1) non-partisan student who is an employee of the UWM Union who is elected by the student employees of the ARTICLE VII - UPB FUNDING UWM Union for a one (I) year term from June 1 to May 31. Section I Two (2) non-partisan students elected by the UWM student body in the general election of the Student Association for a one (1) year term from June 1 to May 31. The UPB shall be funded entirely from the annual budget of the UWM Union.

Five (5) Executive Officers who are elected by the UPB to serve one (I) year terms from June I to May 31: Section 2

President Annual requests for the UPB budget (including Executive salaries. Committee Chairpersons" salaries. Committee member Vice President stipends, supplies and expenses) shall be presented by the President to the UPB for approval before October I. Director of Union Budget Director of Public Relations/Publicity ARTICLE VIII - MEETINGS Secretary/Treasurer Section I

Section 2 - Vacancies Meetings of the UPB shall be scheduled for two (2) times each month at the beginning of each semester. All members of the UPB shall receive written notification of meeting dates, times, and places at the beginning of each semester. Except for the two (2) non-partisan student members elected by the UWM student body and the one (1) student employee of the UWM Union, vacancies which develop during a term shall be filled by the meansof selection used for the original appointment.

Vacancies which occur in positions filled by students elected in the general student elections or by the UWM student employees Additional meetings of the UPB may be called on an as-needed basis by the President of the UPB and shall be called upon shall by filled by an election of the UPB according to the UPB Election Rules. written request of six (6) members of the UPB at least two (2) days in advance.

Section 3 - Removal of a Member Section 3

Removal of a UPB member shall be accomplished by a motion of a UPB member and a 2/3 majority vote of those UPB Robert's Rules of Order. Revised Edition, shall be used for rules of procedures. members present at a legally constituted meeting. The accumulation of two(2) unexcused absences from meetings of the UPB of its committees shall constitute grounds for removal. Motions to remove a UPB member must be presented to the UPB at a ARTICLE IX AMENDMENTS meeting prior to the meeting in which it will be voted upon. Section I Section 4 - Removal of an Officer This constitution may be amended at any time by a 2/3 majority vote of the UPB (11 votes) and the approval of the UWM Removal of an officer of the UPB shall be accomplished by a motion of a UPB member and a 2/3 majority vote of those Chancellor. members present at a legally constituted meeting. Motions to remove a UPB Officer must be presented to the UPB at ameeting prior to the meeting in which it will be voted upon. Section 2

Section 5 Proposed amendments must be submitted in writing to the U PB at the meeting prior to the one at which the U PB shall consider the amendment. Membership of the UPB and its committees shall be consistent with University policies regarding equal opportunity in the admission to University activities, programs, and services. Section 3

At least two (2) weeks before the meeting at which the amendment will be considered, the UPB shall publicly announce the pn>posed amendment. The five (5) UPB Executives, the student body elected in the general election, and the student employee members of the UPB must be non-partisan and must not be S.A. Senators. ARTICLE X RATIFICATON

Section 7 Except for Article III. Sections 1 and 6: and Article VII. Section I. this Constitution shall become governing law of the UPB upon its acceptance by a 2/3 majority vote of the UPB and approval ol the UWM Chancellor All student members must sit on at least one (I) UPB Committee. Article III. Sections I and 6: and Article VII. Section 1 shall be effective as o! the I9K4-S5 fiscal year.

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