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Montana Kaimin A Model Example: Issue No. 11 November 7, 2018 KIOSK ON THE COVERWeek of 11/5/18 - 11/11/18 The Montana Kaimin is a weekly independent student newspaper at the University Cover design Lindsey Sewell Help Wanted of Montana. Opportunity Resources, Inc. is seeking individuals who want a The Weekly Crossword by Margie E. Burke meaningful job supporting persons with disabilities in enhancing For comments, corrections or letters to the editor, contact 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 their quality of life. We have a variety of FT/PT and sub positions [email protected] or call (406) 243-4310. 14 15 16 that may fit your lifestyle. Evenings, overnights & weekend hours For advertising opportunities, contact available. $10.00/hr. Excellent Benefits! Must Have: Valid Mt [email protected] or call (406) 243-6541. 17 18 19 driver license, No history of neglect, abuse or exploitation. 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CREATOR ISM 54 IMMORAL RAVIOLI 56 "Same here!" BEEPER SULTAN 59 Fort Knox bar INTENSE PILLAGE 61 Edit menu option SUE HAVEAGO 63 Like Jack Sprat's LOOSEN AGAPE GOGETTERS RIPEN diet OPRAH OBIT CANT (406) 243-4310 or [email protected] 64 Do a salon job NAIVE FAVE ACNE 65 Ruckus ELDER FLEE LEER 2 November 7-13, 2018 montanakaimin.com OPINION KAIMIN EDITORIAL THE ONE PLACE WHERE WE TRY TO BE FUNNY Deans are jumping ship. BIG UPS & BACKHANDS Backhands to the Festival of Remembrance for thinking it can rename itself out of Why shouldn’t we? cultural appropriation. Stephen Kalm, dean of the College of their lives and careers to the University are Visual and Performing Arts, adds to the ev- getting out at the nearest chance, it becomes Big Ups er-growing list of UM administrators who are more and more clear that the crisis at UM to Women’s Basketball for helping us leaving before it gets any uglier. might not be getting better anytime soon. forget that football exists With Kalm announcing he’ll step down on The University has lost hundreds of em- Dec. 31, half of UM’s 10 deans at the mountain ployees who remember what it was like when campus will be interim. This means those times were good and how the tide shifted to serving as dean are doing so on a temporary bring UM to where it is now. Under a new Big Ups basis until the positions are permanently president whose academic experience is thin- to sex robots for giving minorities amazing, high-tech jobs. filled. ner than a campus squirrel in late February Some, if not all, of these vacancies will not and a new provost who’s been at UM as long be filled for months or years. But a lot of huge as the freshmen, considerations that need to changes will come to UM before that time be made will be missed. And without those passes. who have grown to understand the values Since its looming budget shortfalls that be- of the University, every person who remains Backhands gan in 2013, UM has been scrambling to find will suffer from the consequences. to the Provost. He was recently seen wearing ways to make up for the lost money and lack Employees, faculty and administrators of students. The most recent blindfolded dart might be able to leave the University with blue. toss comes from the new provost, Jon Harbor. reasonable ease. After all, UM is giving sever- Harbor’s idea includes forcing colleges and ance packages and incentives to leave to em- KAIMIN COMIC departments to reduce teaching budgets to ployees in the same way Monte blasts shirts meet his targets for 2021. to football fans with his launcher. Deans are the ones who will make cuts to But students can’t just leave. By the time meet these constraints. students understand the reality of UM’s in- As students, we’re told to trust our ad- finite list of financial problems, most are ministration to make choices that will benefit already too financially, socially and educa- us. But when the people we’re supposed to tionally invested to leave. It’s not always an trust seem to be jumping ship at the nearest option to transfer to another university in the chance, why shouldn’t we follow their lead? same way employees are transferring to new Those who are making decisions that af- jobs.