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UM student Casting off... charged with crime spree Shir-Khim Go Kaimin Reporter A “very, very intoxicated” UM freshman arrested and charged with setting off a fire alarm Sunday is also being charged with posses­ sion of five hits of LSD, arson, and theft of a wallet, according to Justice Court records. University Police officer Charles Gatewood arrested a seemingly “very, very” ine­ briated Lance Foster Hull, 18, for pulling a fire alarm at the Grizzly Pool, Gatewood said. After being arrested, Hull admitted starting a small fire r t an arson felony — with papers on the third floor of Duniway Hall, according to Justice Court records. A resident assistant put out the fire by putting a trash can over it, but part of Tonya Easbey/Kaimin the hallway carpet was dam­ aged. FORESTRY MAJOR Simon Blonda recently took advantage of Rock Creek’s blue-ribbon trout fishing. In Hull’s room in Jesse Hall, University Police found five hits of LSD — another felony charge — two pack­ Study: health degrees in high demand ages of Zigzag papers, two Erin Billings ing and which departments are most suc­ health sciences earn the highest average wooden boxes containing Kaimin Reporter cessful. This year 56 percent of 1,824 grad­ income at $38,042. Fine arts graduates marijuana residue and a bag uates surveyed responded. had the low, $15,188. of marijuana seeds. Hull is UM students interested in filling pre­ Ninety-six percent of students who The study shows that students majoring also being charged with mis­ scriptions, giving therapy to injured foot­ graduated in pharmacy and allied health in general education areas like fine arts, demeanor theft for a stolen ball players or reviewing income tax sciences between Summer 1992 and education and arts and sciences are less wallet found on him when he returns have a better chance of getting jobs Spring 1993 have jobs in those fields. likely to get jobs in those fields. was arrested, records show. and making money, according to a UM Following in second, 64 percent of business “Employers are looking for skills, not Hull appeared in court study released Friday. school graduates have jobs related to busi­ majors. It’s a little more targeted,” Sinz Monday at 3 p.m. before Students majoring in pharmacy, physi­ ness. said. Judge Michael Morris. His cal therapy and business have the best Students in other fields got jobs too, but Lower employment rates reflect the job parents, sitting near the chance for employment after their tassels not all were in the field they studied at market, not a student’s ability to get a job, back of the courtroom, shook have been turned, the Career Services UM. Sixty-eight percent of all bachelor’s UM Provost Robert Kindrick said. their heads when Hull stood study found. degree graduates who responded to the “The nature of the marketplace dictates before Morris, who rocked “It’s supply and demand,” Jeanne Sinz, survey found full-time jobs of some kind, where the entry-level jobs are,” he said. “A back and forth and mis­ Career Services interim director, said 66 percent of which were in Montana. Of well-educated student is likely to succeed spelled his own name “H-a- Monday. “Health is the fastest growing master’s degree graduates, 79 percent no matter what their field is.” u-1” instead of “H-u-1-1.” His industry. Jobs are out there for any kind of found jobs, with 75 percent being in-state. Sinz said students get jobs by develop­ lawyer corrected the mis­ major, but it’s more difficult for the general Sinz said even though Montana salaries ing employment skills like leadership, com­ take. Because of Hull’s diffi­ majors.” are lower on average, UM graduates are munication and problem-solving outside of culty standing, a court offi­ Since 1985, UM’s Career Services has staying in-state for the quality of life. school. cial brought him a chair. surveyed recent UM graduates, including “It’s a trade-off," she said. “People really “Students need to understand that Morris finally decided bachelor’s, master’s and doctoral degree like to live here.” while they go to school they need to do Hull was unfit to appear in winners, to determine how many are work­ Bachelor’s recipients in pharmacy and more than just go to classes,” she said. court and ordered that he be put in the Rimrock Foundation, a drug and alco­ hol rehabilitation center in No, it's not a hangover, it's a Saturday class Billings, until he is able to Erin Billings of a Tuesday-Thursday- anyone. said that despite possible testify. Kaimin Reporter Saturday sequence. “Our enrollment keeps going inconveniences, professors will Gatewood said he “The major theme of the up and classes get bigger, but meet the terms of the contract. responded to a fire alarm at Next fall, instead of spend­ agreement was that the uni­ the number of sections doesn’t “We aren’t going to be fight­ the Grizzly Pool Sunday ing Saturday nursing hang­ versity should do more to help increase,” she said. “I don’t see ing it,” he said. “We’ll do what­ around 9 a.m. He found “an overs, heading to the big game students realize their academic how that improves student ever seems appropriate to meet article of clothing” near the or working at Buttrey, stu­ goals,” Lopach said. “We are access.” the needs of students.” alarm and began searching dents could be hitting the trying to broaden, not narrow, UTU President Dick Dailey He said that because of for suspects. He soon came books and listening to lectures their options for classes.” admitted the new class sec­ classroom shortages and stu­ upon Hull, who admitted on subjects like microbiology At this point, however, tions could be a problem for dents who work 9 a.m. to 5 setting off the alarm, and Montana history. broadening would not include students who work weekends p.m. weekdays, some people although there was no fire. The new University offering more sections of a but could help non-traditional could find the extended hours Hull was evasive when Teachers’ Union contract calls class, Lopach said, but rather ones who work weekdays. helpful in meeting course asked for his name, for increased course accessibility moving some of the existing Lopach said some professors needs. Gatewood said. He gave and schedule flexibility to help sections to Saturday and might also find new sections “It’s not to penalize stu­ three or four names, each of students graduate within four evening times — an idea some problematic, while others could dents,” he said. “We have a lot which Gatewood found to be years, Jim Lopach, UM assis­ students think is basically find the classes fit their sched­ of non-traditional students false after checking back tant provost, said recently. That flawed. ules better. who may want to take a class with dispatch, before giving means Saturday and evening ASUM Senator Dixie “Professors have a variety of in the evenings or on week­ his real name. classes could be required for Dishon said she thinks alter­ family and personal situa­ ends.” “He was doing all the departments with more than nate course times could be tions,” he said. “Some might Dailey said the extended five faculty members. things that actors do when good for some students, but if find it attractive, and some classes will be offered on a two- they are in trouble,” According to the contract, the number of sections isn’t might not.” year trial period, after which Gatewood said. required classes that are high increased, evening and But Don Loftsgaarden, the contract terms will be See "Student ” page 8 in demand would become part Saturday classes wouldn’t help math department chairman, revisited and assessed. 2 Montana Kaimin, Tuesday, October 18,1994

Closed disciplinary process The same in every which way... I have to admit that current­ sneer curls at the comers of his considers serves strictly selfish ends ly, I am experiencing technical mouth. And a friend is certainly me a radi­ Column by UM’s discipline for two students caught in their difficulties. This may not come not someone who allows you to cally dorm room with marijuana and a bong could range as a surprise to those who have wallow in your hung-over stu­ changed from a warning to expulsion, according to Dean of known me for years, but it is por, all the while neglecting to individual, Students Barbara Hollmann. true — I am indeed experienc­ mention that you will still be I have But the students, faculty and staff of UM will ing a grueling, though unsatis­ the exact same person upon its deduced never know the results of this case, because the fying, state of flux in my young ebb. Damn you all, I say, for that I am disciplinary proceedings and outcome are to be life. You see, gentle readers, I Satan is surely among you. certainly just crossed a milestone, and it’s And the Prince of Darkness not. As of secret. 6:02 p.m., Unfortunately, this is not just UM policy. got me a bit vexed: I am, as of is surely lurking in the black­ last Thursday, 21 years of age. ened souls of my professors as Oct 13, ______In the interests of personal pri­ Please hold your applause as I well, for they seem hell-bent on 1994,1 vacy, federal and state laws know you all have ulterior giving the gift of birthday suf­ still can­ Jason Kaimin______severely restrict access to a stu- motives behind your loving, con­ fering as well. Yes, another form not Vaupel editorial dent’s record without the stu­ gratulatory smiles, be you of the vicious pain I alluded to muster dent’s written permission. friends or educators. Your only earlier is known to my conniv­ evenly dis­ As far as academic records are gift to me is pain with no satis­ ing professors and me as the tributed concerned, the laws serve the pri­ faction. Grand Slam. facial hair. I still cannot drink vacy of the individual with little cost to society. The friend-induced torture of You see, last spring I was coffee. And, well, I still cannot But when discipline is involved, the rights of the which I write, of course, was the feeling an attack of Autumnal talk to girls. In fact, I can’t even individual and society may be endangered more pain I felt on Friday morning Slack coming on, so I registered be said to know what they are. I than protected. due to the “kindness” of my for only four classes, thinking it guess I was grossly in error It’s more than a little strange that the same leg­ friends and the generosity of the a light load. But, alas, in cele­ when I thought all this woe and islators sworn to uphold and defend the U.S. local tavern operators. I guess I bration of my 21st year, my tribulation I have endured over Constitution would establish a law with such am just a bit too naive. I actual­ matricular masters have decid­ the last few days would morph potential to trample the rights of individuals ly believed my “friends” when ed to take it upon themselves to me into some adult-demigod. through secrecy. they said, “Let’s just have a cou­ make this the “best” birthday Rather, the passing of my The framers of the Constitution knew the dan­ ple beers to ring in your ‘big ever. Their fearless efforts have 21st seems to have rendered me gers of closed judicial proceedings. They surely day.’ Nothing to worry about... produced a two-day span in only a man who can now legally remembered the example of the Star Chamber . You’re among friends, man.” which I have a test in all four consume spirits while still not (which lasted until 1641 in England), in which Ah, yes... friends. classes, a.k.a. the Grand Slam. needing to worry about dispos­ people were guilty upon arrest and remained so I say this: A friend is not a “Golly, thanks,” says me to me, able razors, lattes, and romantic through a closed trial and their subsequent person who insists you have the “Such a gift of misery will make trysts. Let this be a lesson, beheading. To prevent that from happening here, shot of gin and Malibu he has me a better, changed man as my minors: I am still Jason D. they included checks on the judicial system, like selflessly purchased in your reward.” Ha! Vaupel in every which way but honor. A friend is not someone However, it seems the Fates booze. trial by a jury of one’s peers and open courts and who insists you try “this great have conspired against me. It Jason Vaupel is currently records. drink” he had on his birthday, has become horrifyingly clear Missoula’s Wiffle Ball Champ While it’s doubtful that UM will behead any­ and then refuses to join you in over the last four days that and is seeking more victims. body in the near future, it is still possible that the partaking of it as a malicious though the state of Montana Bring it on, chumps! punishment may exceed the crime or that the charges brought against the student are unfound­ ed or frivolous. And without the light of public knowledge, abuses in the system can easily hide Letters to the Editor under a cloak of secrecy. Missoula, MT 59812. Kaimin staff, i And it’s not only the individual who suffers from The straight facts All letters require verifica­ or is it the ' secrecy. on Kaimin opinion tion, so be sure to include a ramblings of a\ One reason to keep the process open is that pub­ Editor’s note: phone number in letters you very single- lic knowledge of punishment can work as a deter­ Lately, there has been some send by mail. minded and rent to crime, thus benefiting everyone in a soci­ question about what exactly it That also goes for letters opinionated edi-\ ety. Suppose students knew the punishment for is we put on page two, and you send on the INTERNET. tor? Who are smoking pot in their rooms was expulsion. They sometimes page three, of the You can reach us at you, Kyle Woods? Have you might not partake of the aromatic weed, at least Kaimin. Just to set things [email protected]. ever been to a single ASUM not within nose-range of their R.A. This would be straight: We’ve changed the If you have any questions, meeting? It’s quite arrogant of deterrence at work. heading of this page from don’t hesitate to call us. Dial you to say this year’s Senate is Then there’s the idea that people who have “Expressions” to “Opinion,” 243-4310 and ask for the news ineffective and that it has and we’ve clearly labeled the editor. done nothing more than crimes perpetrated against them would like to Sincerely, whimper. For your informa­ know that justice has been served. The law allows editorial as our voice. Editorials, as our policy Kyle Wood tion, the Senate has been for victims of violent crimes to know what punish­ Kaimin Editor working very hard all summer ment has been meted out, but it gives no assur­ states, are the product of the Kaimin Editorial Board’s regarding the definition of ance of justice to the student whose clothes, books, Thanks for being family (Missoula’s restrictive stereo and TV are waterlogged by the dorm sprin­ group consensus with heavy doses of the writer’s own opin­ positive single-family zoning ordi­ kler system after a drunk sets fire to a trash can. ion. They are always found in nance). The Senate is actively These benefits — a check on the system, deter­ the left-hand column of page Editor, working on the athletic fee rence and the assurance that justice has been two. Thank you for writing the issue also, but like with every­ served-are more important than any one student’s Columns and letters reflect article on the Cascade thing these issues take time. lack of embarrassment. the views of the authors. Country Store. It was a relief Nothing is done overnight. Janet Howell Guest columns are submitted to finally have a Kaimin Perhaps if the Kaimin were to by the readers, while those reporter do a positive article do effective and accurate pieces labeled “Column by” are about Lodge Dining Services. reporting, it would have taken written by paid staff members. An excellent article — keep the time to research the facts MONTANA The Kaimin encourages up the good writing. before reporting a negative KAIMIN Sincerely, and fictitious side of the story. M on tan a Kaim in, In ite 97th Business Manager,...,Mendy Moon reader input. Letters to the Ipifiar, is published by the students of Design Editor.^.,...Patricia Snyder editor should be 300 words or Johanna Worthy Oh, my God!! I forgot this is the University of Montana, Missoula. k , Designers....April Jones, *! Administrative Support to not a legitimate newspaper The UM School of Journalism uses ...... L-Ibi Sundermann : less, and guest columns the Mon tana Kaimi n f or p ract ice Copy Edltore.^^L'.Maro Denny, should be 650 words or less. Lodge Manager and you, Kyle Woods, do not courses but assum es no control oyer ^ ^ ^ M . , K a r u r » Eberl, Heidi Outn, This is to give as many read­ know any better. ijjp g c y or *m&:,~..,Scot Schuckert, Cody Witt Respectfully, SsStoM B&mt.mmten r Production M a n a g e r, ...... ers as possible the chance to ASUM is accom­ .... Kelly KftSehftr have their say with the limit­ Senator Betty Gregory .Kyle Wood m Administrative Assistant..,,...... plishing more than "Wwftp Editors..,.....Janet Howell, / ...... Courtney Kinney ed space the Kaimin has to Ashley Wilson, Tomoko Otake ; Advertising Representatives...... offer. We prefer that you bring editorial tells ...... Kevin Crougft <3oode* Jennifer Jasek % Ise titb £ ~ : Arts Edrton..!S|...Virainia Jones Production A ssista n t ...... letters to the Kaimin X Sports Editor...... Corey Taule |||f ,.;....Andrea Newton', April Jones Newsroom in room 204 of the Editor, rig longer than 30Q Features Editor...... Jeff Jones Journalism Building, but you Regarding article titled Editorials are the product pf a words. can send them to: Letters to “The further bumblings of the group consensus with heavy doses H Business office phone 243-6541 Thanks for your j | pip the wipr's town pptpfpn.. i Newsroom phone 243-4310 the Editor, Journalism 204, ASUM Senate”: Is this article The University of Montana, the opinion of the entire letters. Montana Kaimin, Tuesday, October 18,1994 3 1-118 campaign collects 'citizens/ not 'consumers' Recently, there was a letter For example, in 1992 candi­ 118 — campaign finance stood at $2.4 million. The sen­ to the Kaimin editor by Irving dates for governor of Montana reform. This initiative will be ator was quoted as saying, Column by Heyer (9/7/94), who stated that raised an unprecedented $2.16 on the November ballot and “This is a hell of a way to raise we need to become “citizens” of million for their campaigns. deals specifically with getting money, ain’t it?” The cost of America rather than “con­ This is a 400% increase from big money out of Montana poli­ the event for individuals was Leesa sumers” who have lost control 1976 when $437,000 was tics. $500, and PACs paid $1,500. Page of government. Mr. Heyer spent. Much of this increase Passage of 1-118 would Granted, 1-118 only challenges us to become active came from special interests work to solve the problem of addresses state and local elec­ participants in our political (political action committees) too much money in politics by tions, but the example is money out of the political process rather than sit back and the wealthy. limiting campaign contribu­ indicative of the current mind­ arena, thereby giving the aver­ and let the government The voice of the average cit­ tions from special interest set. age citizen of Montana as become “our master.” izen is being drowned out by groups and the wealthy, stop­ Politicians spend more and much influence in the political I wholeheartedly agree with corporations or individuals ping incumbent politicians more time schmoozing the big process as special interests Mr. Heyer’s views. We have with special economic interests from carrying over campaign money in order to inundate the and the wealthy. come to feel disenfranchised who use money to gain politi­ war chests, preventing special “average” citizen with the This has been a very brief from the political process, and cal access and influence in interests from evading current impersonal “political technolo­ overview of this initiative, and one of the reasons is there is order to further their economic limits and forbidding politi­ gy” of television ads and com­ I encourage you to become too much money in politics. agendas. No wonder we feel cians from making personal puter-generated mail. Under I- educated about it by reading apathetic; pur political system use of campaign funds. 118, candidates will have to the literature available from is a mess and needs to be The current system favors get out and do more door- MontPIRG, the League of rebuilt. But where to start? fund raising over substance. knocking in order to raise Women Voters and Common I would take Mr. Heyer’s As an example, about a week funds. Cause of Montana. challenge a step further by ago there was a fund raiser for An important point is that Remember, becoming an offering an opportunity to act a Republican U.S. senator in under 1-118 there is no limit active citizen in the political 'torrej/fc on his ideas. I am currently Big Fork that featured a for­ on the total amount of money process is our ultimate right working with MontPIRG, the mer vice president playing a politician can raise, just on and responsibility. Mr. Heyer, League of Women Voters and golf. This event netted $50,000 where it comes from. 1-118 lev­ can I expect your call? HOME COOKING Common Cause of Montana on more for the senator’s cam­ els the political playing field Leesa Page AND NATURAL the campaign to pass Initiative paign, which as of June 30 by taking the influence of big senior, FOOD STORE Social Work

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OX example, 81 percent of the good Ron Scholl is a graduate stu­ for more info. street poet 1204 W. KENT 542 - 2204 farmland in Brazil is owned by dent in environmental studies. 4 Montana Kaimln, Tuesday, October 18,1994 Professors wanted overseas University and Toyo type of funding,” Stanley Mark Matthews University in Japan. One said. “You couldn’t survive on Kaimin Reporter______position for 1996-97 is avail­ a Montana salary in Japan. As three UM professors able at Shanghai “If you go out to eat, a get ready to cross the Pacific International Studies meal can run $100. Grapefruits and melons were Ocean to teach at universi­ University. ties in Japan and China, the UM faculty who taught $20 apiece.” Stanley made sure low Office of International overseas last year will brief Programs is recruiting future any potential new recruits on finances didn’t affect the exchange candidates. their experiences Oct. 26 at quality of his Japanese stay. Charles Hood, professor of 7:30 p.m. in th,e Mansfield He acquired a grant through journalism, will teach at Conference Center. the National Science Toyo University in Tokyo “Faculty who go overseas Foundation to study marine next semester, while Timothy are considered UM employ­ fossils with a Japanese pale­ Bradstock and Judith ees,” Koehn said. “They just ontologist. Rabinovitch, professors of teach and do research at Money for exchange pro­ foreign languages and litera­ another site. fessors is also available from ture, will teach at Shanghai “They are also set up with Monbusho, the Japanese International Studies free apartments near the Ministry of Education and University in China. campuses.” Science, Stanley said. Peter Koehn, director of Geology Professor George Stanley’s other recommen­ International Programs, is Stanley, who spent the 1991- dation to future recruits is to now recruiting faculty for 92 academic year at learn the language before five positions for the next two Kumamoto University, found going overseas so they don’t academic years. The applica­ that free lodging is essential miss anything. tion deadline is Nov. 21. for survival in Japan. His “It was a wonderful cultur­ “All tenured and tenure- UM salary didn’t go far in al experience,” Stanley said. track faculty are eligible to Japan, where the cost of liv­ “It really opened my mind to apply,” Koehn said. ing is much higher than in the fact that people (of other Positions for the 1995-96 Montana, he said. cultures) think and work in and 1996-97 academic years “I’d advise anyone going different ways than we do in are open at Kumamoto over there to find some other the U.S.”

They need smoking room Seven students still cooped up Ken Spencer remained in overflow housing dents don’t smoke and don’t Kaimin Reporter as of last Friday. Part of the want to live with a smoker. problem in finding a place for The seven who remain in Like a lit cigarette, plans the students, he said overflow housing are in sin­ to have students out of over­ Monday, is that some of them gle rooms converted to dou­ smoke. bles in Duniway Hall'. ' flow housing by the end of GEOLOGY PROFESSOR George Stanley sits in front of a tapestry last week went up in smoke. “It makes those students When UM began this depicting Kabuki, a popular Japanese drama. The tapestry was a According to Ron Brunell, more difficult to place,” said semester, 146 students were gift from the faculty he worked with in Japan. director of UM’s Residence Brunell. He added that the in overflow housing. Life Office, seven students majority of on-campus resi­ Essay contest announced UM's ROTC beats MSU in physical training Juniors and seniors can judges. First, second and third prize winners will around the Northwest com­ road march. compete for $10,000 in Thomas Nybo receive their awards at a peting. Although UM and MSU prizes in the 1995 Elie Kaimin Reporter presentation in New York The UM Copper team were the only two schools Wiesel Ethics Essay placed second among nine vying for a slot at the Contest. City. For more information and One of UM’s ROTC ranger teams competing in the Big Brigade Championship, three The theme for the 1995 entry forms, undergraduates teams beat MSU last week­ Sky Task Force Ranger other schools participated, Elie Wiesel Prize is can write to: The Elie Wiesel end in a physical training Challenge Invitational held including Idaho, which field­ “Creating an Ethical Society: and military skills contest, in Missoula last weekend. ed the winning team. MSU Personal Responsibility and Prize in Ethics, The Elie qualifying it for a competi­ The competition had six got third place. The other the Common Good.” Wiesel Foundation for tion at Fort Lewis, Wash. events: an Army physical fit­ schools competing were Entries must be submit­ Humanity, 1177 Avenue of The Northwest Brigade ness test, marksmanship, Gonzaga and Washington ted by Jan. 13, 1995. Essays the Americas, 36th Floor, Championship is planned for weapons assembly, the cross­ State. will be judged by a panel of New York, NY 10036. Nov. 7-10 at Fort Lewis and ing of a one-rope bridge, ori­ will have 10 teams from enteering and a 10-kilometer

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Stretching the limits of funk: Bootsy Collins and his New Rubber Band are on their way to UM Virginia Jones Universe,” a new album of hard here we are with James Brown, lov­ Kaimin Arts Editor funk. Now he’s on the road and ing it but at the same time wanting heading for Big Sky country. to get out and be freaky.” The biggest party in recent UM The band split with Brown in history is happening next week, 1971 and, as fate would have it, and you’re invited. Boosty Collins met George Clinton, the leader of and his New Rubber Band will be CONCERT INFO: a band called Funkadelic. They tearing the roof off the University ASUM Programming pre­ soon joined forces, and the leg­ Center Ballroom next Wednesday. sents Bootsy Collins and his endary Parliament/Funkadelic And it just happens to be Bootsy’s New Rubber Band at the was bom. birthday. University Center Ballroom Not content to play only with “He’s such an entertainer,” said on Wednesday, Oct. 18. The Clinton, Bootsy had several bands Todd Smith, ASUM show starts at 8 p.m. on the side — Parlet, the Brides of Programming’s concerts coordina­ Tickets are $15 students Funkenstein and, most notably, tor. “It’s gonna be the biggest Bootsy’s Rubber Band. dance party of the year.” and $17 general. They’re on But by 1978 Bootsy was I was lucky enough to see sale at all Ticket E-Z out­ exhausted from the constant Bootsy play in Washington, D.C., lets, or call 243-4999. recording, non-stop touring and about four years ago, not an the never-ending supply of drugs. unusual thing in the capital city. “I was feeling like if I didn’t The last place I expected to see the stop I was going to do something funkmaster was in Missoula, Mont. Bootsy began his rise to stardom stupid,” Bootsy said. “... So I went It’s a welcome surprise. when he was 14. His band was home, fished a little bit, went “It’s culture shock,” said Smith. recording at King Studios. So was huntin’. I stopped using coke and “He has an 18-piece band.... James Brown. “The Godfather of just tried to clean the old lifestyle They’re gonna double the African- Soul” was impressed with Bootsy’s up.” American population of the state!” band, and eventually Brown invited Now Bootsy is back with his New Thanks in part to popular rap them to join him on the road. They Rubber Band featuring Bemie groups ripping off (they call it “sam­ accepted. Worrell, one of the original members pling”) the work of originals like But the band, calling itself the of Funkadelic. Lucky for us, they’ve Bootsy, funk music is enjoying new JB’s, became restless after a couple been kind enough to bless the UM popularity. Bootsy has just released of years. “.. .The hippie thang had campus with their presence. Show “Back in the Day: The Best of came in,” Bootsy said in the your appreciation and go wish Bootsy,” and “Blasters of the November issue of Musician. “So Bootsy a happy birthday. Bootsy Collins Courtesy photo Jerry Joseph Band will rock UC Virginia Jones dance to their reggae grooves whenev­ poet/musician Kaimin Arts Editor er the band came through town. But Roger those days are over, and Joseph has a Manning. The Jerry Joseph Band will bring new band. The Jerry Joseph Band, Manning, a dancin’ grooves to University Center with their soulful, driving rock, veteran of New Tuesday night. isheading for the Gold Oak Room. York City’s Many of you may remember Jerry Bom and raised in La Jolla, Calif., Lower East Joseph from his days as the frontman Joseph ended up in Logan, Utah, Side, has been of Little Women. It wasn’t uncommon where he formed Little Women in touring the for students to flock to the Top Hat to 1982. The outfit toured for 11 years, United States performing 200 to 300 dates each year. since 1989, With so many shows, there were many sharing his opening slots to fill. Bands like Big version of anti­ Head Todd and the Monsters, folk punk with Widespread Panic, and the Samples thousands of were up for the job. listeners. After four albums and 11 years of Unfortunately, touring, Little Women called it quits he was includ­ in 1993. Joseph began to do more solo ed in Sassy acoustic performances and started magazine’s looking for a record deal. He found it Cute Band with Backdoor Records, owned by Alert in April, John Bell, the vocalist for Widespread not exactly Jerry Joseph Courtesy photo Panic. His solo career has begun with Manning’s the release of his new EP, “The style, so we’ll forgive him. ets are $5 for students and $6 for gen­ Welcome Hunters.” Local favorites VTO will fill out the eral admission. They’re available at The Jerry Joseph Band will be bill. all Ticket E-Z outlets. For additional ticket information call 243-4999. Roger Manning Courtesy photo sharing the stage with street The show starts at 8 p.m., and tick­ and the Train,” is a driving right into your living room. unfinished. New crowd-pleaser that introduces The static-distortion of “The Fortunately, the band is back the listener to the solid guitar of Groom” brings to mind the new on in “The Rock Thing,” sound­ John Aspholm. The riffs will R.E.M. album. Songs like this ing better than ever, with a Release bring even the most timid make me wonder if Michael relentless guitar-driven jam dancers out onto the floor. Stipe caught a few Stella shows that’s sure to influence many Rob Bourriague “One Fine Day,” with Joe before going into the studio to upcoming bands. for the Kaimin Batt’s vocals and off-the-wall record “Monster.” But the simi­ Stand Up Stella has the Stand Up Stella lyrics, is a standout: “One fine larities end there. With lyrics potential to sell a lot of records (Ash Banter Records) day you’ll wish we’d met/when like “The bride is balding/the and put Missoula on the map you had your clock radio on/we’ll groom is widening/on my way for its musical talent. Their When I heard Stand Up waste those wee hours/one fine home today/I broke my volume,” summer tour has made the Stella was going to have a CD- day.” the song is distinctly Stella. band tighter than ever, and it’s release party at the Top Hat a However, the most notable Of course, most albums have obvious on “Stand Up Stella.” couple of weeks ago, I had high ble night of original funk, song is “The Groom.” This song their low points, and Stella finds Buy one of these hummers expectations. grunge and rock-and-roll. captures the raw spontaneity of its own on the acoustic “Love quick, because it is red HOT. Stand Up Stella is the Stella’s self-titled debut Stella’s live shows. The distort­ Hangover.” Batt’s vocals are You can pick up the CD at Missoula music scene at its clocks in at 68 minutes and cap­ ed guitar solo and all-out jam reminiscent of Chris Isaak, but Rockin’ Rudy’s and at finest. If you haven’t experi­ tures the live show on most of with Carmen Hoover’s groovy after about two minutes he loses Musicland. And, as always, you enced one of its live shows, the songs. bass line over Chris Murray’s his guitar rhythm, and the song can buy one at the next Stella you’re missing out on an incredi­ The opening track, “The Bay pounding drumbeat bring Stella ends up fading out, sounding show. 5 Montana Kaimin, Tuesday, October 18,1994

Hot times on ice. UM hockey finds financial gam Corey Taule them on the ice and say Where did they Kaimin Sports Editor get that story, Hockey Digest?”* Finally, there is the ice — affordable Prosperous times have come to the ice. The club still must take a road trip UM Hockey Club. to play since Missoula does not yet have More money, added interest in the an ice rink, but only to the new rink in team and access to an affordable ice rink Helena. have put a smile on club President Chris “We pay $150 in Helena,” Dawson Dawson’s face. said. “It’s a lot more inexpensive than “It’s going to be a lot easier than last Spokane.” year," said Dawson. The Bruins spent last weekend there Why? For starters, the Bruins were going through drills and scrimmaging. awarded $1,600 by ASUM this year, Ten regulars from last year and nine almost twice as much as last year when new faces made the trip. Dawson said the club could afford to play only six the team will have to be cut down before games. the first game, which is yet to be sched­ “It will be nice,” Dawson said. “This uled. year we’re going to be able to pay for ice “We’re looking at carrying 16 guys,” and some hotels.” said Dawson. “Four or five of these guys Also, Dawson said that as many as 20 (the new people) will make the team, people have expressed interest in play­ and the other guys we’ll keep on a ing for the club this year, which allows reserve list.” him ah opportunity to evaluate talent And the most important component in and make decisions about who will make making the team is probably not ability the team. but commitment, said Dawson. “There’s a lot more interest this year,” “Sometimes we’ve had guys who are said Dawson. “It’s so good that we can highly skilled, but I’ve had to get down look at the players instead of just having on my knees to get them to play,” he them say ‘I played here,’ and then we see said.

Chris Jacobs/Kaimin UM LADY GRIZ seniors Linde Eidenberg and Karen Goff-Downs reach for the ball during Montana’s 3-2 win over Idaho Friday. The victory gave the Lady Division I-AA Top 25 Griz sole possession of first place in the Big Sky Conference. 1) Marshall 16) Western 2) Montana Kentucky 3) Youngstown State 17) Boise State 4) Idaho 18) Stephen F. 5) Troy State Austin 6) Grambling State 19) Alcorn State 7) Boston U. 20) Middle 8) Northern Iowa Tennessee St. 9) Eastern Kentucky 21) Hofstra 10) McNeese State 22) Southern U. 11) Central Florida 23) Western -OLE'S LAUNDROMAT- 12) James Madison Carolina "next to Ole's at the Orange St. exit" 13) Pennsylvania 24) Appalachian 14) William & Mary State Orange S t Travel Center 15) North Texas 25) New Hampshire Hours: 6am~Midnight Big Sky Confepence All new speed queen washers & dryers football standings Conference record Northern Arizona, 4-3 (3-2) in parentheses Idaho State, 3-3 (2-2) Weber State, 4-3 (1-2) Idaho, 6-0 (3-0) Eastern Washington, 2-4 Montana, 6-0 (2-0) (1-3) Boise State, 6-1 (2-1) Montana State, 2-5 (0-4) M m 2 Used outdoor gear for sale USED Freshly broken in and at check-in; 11 a.m.-noon, work­ OUTDOOR GEAR reduced prices, used outdoor ers’ sale; noon-5 p.m., every­ gear will be on sale one’s sale; and 5 p.m.-8 p.m., Wednesday, Oct. 19, in the pick-up of unsold gear. SALE University Center Mall. Here The Outdoor program will is a schedule of the auction collect 15 percent of the sell­ WEDNESDAY times: 7 a.m.-ll a.m., gear ing price. October 19 R E :§P 0RT§ 12 noon-5 p.m. Your Recycling Source For Sports University Center Moll Quality Used Outdoor Gear and Athletic Wear 7am - 11am, gear check in. The Outdoor 11am - noon, workers sale. Program collects “The Gear you need at 15% of selling the price you want!" 12 noon - 5pm, The SALE. price. 506 Toole Avc. Moii.-Ri. 9-9 5pm - 8pm, pick up unsold gear. Please, Outdoor Missoula, MT 59602 Saturdays9-4 Gear MUST be picked up! Gear onlyl (406)542-2457 (4 blocks west of live Iron Horse) Closed jLinclay Montana Kaimin, Tuesday, October 18,1994 7 Abandoned bicycles hit the auction block Federal loan freezes Ken Spencer recovered by the Missoula locate the bikes’ previous own­ Kaimin Reporter City Police and County Sheriff ers have been unsuccessful. departments and will go on “If they have a license on rents for five years Need some cheap two- the auction block at 6 p.m. the bike, there’s no problem Mark Matthews grants. wheel transportation? The bikes, most of which finding the owner,” she said. Kaimin Reporter Also, in the Committee of You’ll be able to make your have been stolen or aban­ Included in the auction will the Whole meeting Monday best bid on an assortment of doned, are recovered by police be bikes found at UM and Renters who live in houses night, the council resurrected at least 50 bicycles during the at a rate of about one per day, Southgate Mall. being connected to the the issue of where to put the Missoula Bicycle Auction, said Karen Jaworsky, The bikes can be previewed Missoula sewer system in the public comment period at Wednesday, Oct. 26, at Missoula’s Bicycle/Pedestrian at Gardner’s from 10 a.m. California Street area may see council meetings. Last spring Gardner’s Auction Service. coordinator. Police then until noon, and 1 p.m. until their rents frozen at current the Council voted to move the Among the bikes that will attempt to locate the bikes’ 5:30 p.m. on the day of the levels for the next five years, period from the third item of be auctioned are Speciahzed owners. sale. Gardner’s is located at thanks to a federal loan pro­ business to the ninth, which brand Rockhoppers and The bikes up for sale next 4810 Highway 93 South, two gram. usually occurs late at night. Stumpjumpers, Schwinn High Wednesday have remained miles past K Mart. Cash or On Monday, the City The move was triggered Plains and Trek Antelopes. unclaimed for at least 60 local checks (with identifica­ Council approved a loan pro­ after Mayor Dan Kemmis These mountain bikes and days, Jaworsky said. She tion) will be accepted for pay­ gram for landlords who rent to banned frequent Council critic other road bicycles were all added that fill attempts to ment. low- and moderate-income Will Snodgrass from speaking tenants and are hooking up to for a month because of the city sewer system. Under improper conduct. After the program, the city agrees Snodgrass threatened to sue to pay the cost of the hookup, the city, Kemmis lifted the up to $13,000, with Housing week-old ban. The Council and Urban Development then voted to move the public money. comment period. The landlord agrees not to Monday, a divided Council raise the rent for five years debated what people should unless the taxes or insurance be allowed to talk about, how on the property goes up. These often they can bring up the costs may be passed on to the same subject and how they tenant only after being docu­ should conduct themselves at mented by the landlord. the microphone. After about The area covered by the an hour and a half of debate, sewer grant program lies the Council agreed to let south of the Clark Fork River speakers comment on any between the Bitterroot rail­ subject. No consensus on the road line and Russell Street. other issues was reached. There are 110 residences in Council President Doug the zone. According to City Harrison wants to see the Amy Colson/Kaimin Finance Director Chuck issue resolved once and for all. GEORGE, an unclaimed toy attached to its owner’s bike, remains lost in the bike locker Steams, 50 to 60 property “This thing is making me old,” of the Missoula Police Department. This is one of 50 bikes to be auctioned off on Wednesday, Oct. 4ib, at 6p.m. at the Missoula Bicycle Auction. owners can apply for the Harrison said.

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continued from page 1______October Concerning U 18 Student: To hospital, jail Tuesday Philosophy forum — “Prison of Crystal,” Young, Managing Partner, at At one point, Hull false alarms on campus dur­ Jeremy Bentham, UM Law School, Pope 700 Fifth Ave., Suite 4150, Seattle, WA. appeared to be having a ing the weekend, but he Room, 3:40-5 p.m. 98104-5004, and a resume to Career Services, seizure and acted like he wouldn’t comment more Lodge, room 148, by 5 p.m., Oct. 19. was throwing up, Gatewood since the alarms are still Interview Announcement — Hogan, said. To make sure he was under investigation. Mecham, Richardson & Co., staff accountant, Northwest Print Council exhibition — all right, Gatewood took him In other cases: Ketchikan, AK, majors in accounting, Oct. 21, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and 1-4 p.m. Monday-Friday, to St. Patrick Hospital. But Anne Josephson, a stu­ sign up for individual interviews at the and 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Saturday, Paxson Gallery Hull was released when it dent in Craig Hall, was Counter in room 148 of the Lodge. Performing Arts and Radio/Television Center. was determined nothing was arrested in her room last wrong with him. Thursday and charged with Career Notice — Grant Thornton Peace talk — Carol Williams, executive After some interviewing, possessing a bong and mari­ Accountants & Management Consultants, director of Peace Links and wife of Rep. Pat Gatewood took Hull to the juana after the university resumes are being solicited from accounting Williams, presenting “Women Working for county jail, where he police were tipped off by an students interested primarily in the Seattle International Peace,” 3:30-5 p.m., Pope Room remained until Monday’s anonymous caller. Two other office, bring a cover letter addressed to Jim of the Law Building. court appearance. Craig Hall students were University Police Sgt. arrested Oct. 9 on similar Richard Thurman said he charges. Josephson is to has reason to believe Hull appear in Municipal Court Bertha the moose is loose was also involved in other Oct. 27. Thomas Nybo Jan. 27 and 28, is “Timber, Tines and Kaimin Reporter Tumbleweeds.” Music will be supplied by Eric Ray and the Fender Benders. Bertha is M.I.A. (moosing in action). “The guy (Ray) has a 10-year-old son in Every year the mounted head of Bertha is the band who plays the fiddle — it’s pretty moose-napped and a mysterious group amazing,” Hicswa said. demands a case of beer and tickets to the Beside the music, ballgoers can get free Foresters’ Ball in exchange for Bertha. But chili and soda pops. Marriages and divorces this year things are dif­ can be had, but for a ferent because no one price. has demanded a ransom, omebody honestly stole “It costs 50 cents to said the ball’s publicist. Sher. It’s not like some get married, one dollar “Somebody honestly forester’s prank. ” to get divorced,” Hicswa stole her,” said Jennifer said. “We’re trying to Hicswa. “It’s not like —Jennifer Hicswa create an 1860s environ­ some forester’s prank — ment, and that’s part of she’s really missing.” it.” In case the foresters For couples who like aren’t just crying moose, the man in charge to moose around, the of the ball is offering a “substantial reward.” “Passion Pit” will again be open for business. “Give us a call,” said the Chief Push Marc It will be set up to look like an old-time bor­ Vessar. “It will be confidential. We can work dello, Hicswa said. things out.” The Foresters’ Ball is put on by the In years past, the moose-napping marked Forestry Club and provides students with the beginning of the ball’s publicity push, scholarships. The club’s members don’t have and this year seems no different. When to be forestry students, said Hicswa, who is a asked, the foresters are poised with words business major. describing the 78th annual Foresters’ Ball. If you have information about Bertha’s Amie Ram bo for the Kaimin “We’re going to have a lumber mill with a whereabouts, give Marc Vessar a call at 243- THIS IS the spot where freshman Lance Hull set a fire Sunday working water wheel,” said Vessar. “There’s 5690. If you would like to help with the con­ morning, outside the resident assistant’s room on the third floor of Duniway Hall. going to be a lot of change this year — every­ struction of the ball, you can attend Forestry thing’s going to change, except for the fun.” Club meetings at 7 p.m. on Wednesdays in . The theme of this year’s ball, planned for room 206 of the Forestry Building. So much for so little. Read the Kaimin. CKIN W ALL COMPACT DISCS m-LMm ASUM PROGRAMMING New & Used wmMSm presents $2°° OFF ALL CASSETTES Bootsy & RECO RDS New & Used Collins $1°° OFF and his New Rubber Band featuring Bernie Worrell ALL CARDS, POSTERS & W ED N ESD AY PAPER Oct* t O , 19 9 4 PRODUCTS 8 p .m . 25% OFF IIC Ballroom ALL JEWELRY SIS students 20% OFF

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