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Senior Edition-Class Of 2007 Senior Mosts, Wills, and Quotes Vol. 40, Issue 4 – April 26, 2007 Captain Shreve High School 6115 East Kings Highway Shreveport, LA 71105 Showboat 2007: Another Year of Memorable Performances by Erika Rush On the nights of Friday, ing congo drums for Marty April 20 and Saturday, Funkhouser. April 21, Shreve students Caitlin Starkweather won rocked the Stanley Powell Best Performance for singing Auditorium with their Martina McBride’s show-stopping perform- Independence Day and ances and skits at Carrie Undewood’s Don’t Showboat 2007. Forget to Remember Me. As is tradition, the Clifton Boykin won Best Emcees of the show, who Solo Act, and CJ Thomas were Seniors Sara and Lance Thompson tied Gonsoulin, Rebecca with Jared and Gentry Nichols, Michael Thoma, Williams for Best Group Act. and Miles Thomas, pre- A New Pace, which con- ceeded each act with sisted of Colton Blount on humorous skits, acting as acoustic guitar and lead students and teachers at vocals, Josh Lyon on key- the school. board, Chase Reneau on This year, the skits Showboat Emcees pose as Jeopardy contestants: Dr. McCoy, Corey Randolph, and Lindsey O’Brien. drums, and Madison Dixon included Ms. Cassel on Dr. on guitar, won Best Group. Phil, Dr. McCoy on Jeopardy, Gray show included Sara Scarafiotti, CJ McCloud, Michael Bryant, and Chase Once again, Showboat was a suc- running for President in 2028, and Thomas, Lance Thompson, Madison Reneau. cess. The performances were memo- Brandon Charrier and Claire Wicker Trammell, Caitlin Starkweather, Jared Daniel Goodwill performed three rable and the skits were knee-slapping, on the MTV show Engaged and Williams, Max Robinson, Logan times, playing guitar and singing for funny. Underage. Duggard, Clifton Boykin, Josh Lyons, Jimmy Sad Eyes, playing guitar for G- Next year’s show has a lot to live up Shreve students performing in the Colton Blount, Madison Dixon, Ryan Slice & Homebred Special, and play- to. Seniors Lance Thompson and CJ Thomas perform a duo. Marty Funkhouser, consisting of Michael Bryant and Daniel Goodwill, perform. Page 2 The Enterprise Senior Mosts and Wills Vol. 40, Issue 4 – April 26, 2007 Most Likely to Work at Captain Shreve Annie Wilson Kevin Cope and LeDarrius Moore I, Jason Medcalf, will Ben St. John of my sister, my GPA, unlimited road as it was previously willed to me by were graduating, another year of every humorous/satirical essay in col- trips to Baton Rouge, much love, and Allen Dark, class of ‘05. senioritis, and another year of vowing lege. the most amazing next 2 years of high to remain in social exile. school. I, Kymberly Jones, will my white and I, Clint Ewing, will Jarid Scarafiotti rhinestone hooker shoes to my favorite I, Star Johnson, will my classy, good the starting catching position. I, Leslie Wilhite, will Kara Big Red & cousin, Laura Fielder! looks and my intelligence to Ashley breakfast at Strawn’s, Jessica Busada Morgan and Denetria Parker and I I, Rachael Edmiston, will Mackenzie my regime, and to Matt “Precious” I, Allison Lafargue, will Hannah Wolfe hope you all become beautiful young Tolliver the Presidency of the Creamer, wild weekends and someone another whole year of wishing you women. Competition Cheerleading Executive to take care of you. Board; Lauren Huddleston and Laura Vol. 40, Issue 4 – April 26, 2007 Fielder an awesome senior year; and I, Jared Williams, will my brother Matt Moseley the ability to take care Gentry the “Key to Captain Shreve,” 2006-2007 Staff The Enterprise is produced entirely by the Most Likely to be a Tree student newspaper staff of Captain Shreve High School. All desktop publishing is Erika Rush - Editor in Chief done on Macintosh computers. Editorials Hugger Ryan Kirk - News Editor represent the opinion of the majority of the Ashley Aymond - Sports Editor editorial board, not necessarily that of the Benjamin Saint John - Opinion Editor administration or student body. The Nelda Allen - Faculty Adviser Enterprise is published once per nine-week grading period and is printed by The Natchitoches Times in Natchitoches, La. The purchase price is 25 cents. History of the “Enterprise” Captain Henry Miller Shreve, steamboat pilot of the 1800s and namesake of our high school, is famous for his efforts in opening the inland waterways of America. Not so famous, however, is Shreve’s first steamboat, the “Enterprise,” and its role in American his- tory. Wary of the Fulton-Livingston monopoly over trade on the Mississippi River, Shreve realized the necessity of building a superior steam vessel that could outperform the existing ones. As a result, Shreve formed a partnership with entrepreneur Daniel French to design such a boat. The result of their work was the steamboat “Enterprise.” On Dec. 1, 1814, she left on her maiden voyage with 29-year-old Shreve as her captain. This first voyage was no leisurely trip. A precious cargo of munitions and supplies was desperately needed by General Andrew Jackson’s troops in New Orleans. The long trip down the Mississippi was a success, and within two weeks the cargo was safely delivered to Jackson’s camp. Shreve’s fearless attitude and the dependability of the “Enterprise” were cru- cial factors in the victory at the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812. Now, as the student newspaper of Captain Shreve High School, The Enterprise strives to emulate the fearlessness and dependability of Shreve and his ship in reporting the news important to you, the students of Captain Shreve. Sally Marshall and Rachel Addy Vol. 40, Issue 4 – April 26, 2007 Senior Mosts and Wills The Enterprise Page 3 trusts them more and leaves them Most Likely to be a Blue-Collar Comedian unlocked 24/7. I, Nick Maxwell, will Bridges Sandifer a heavy machinery license and Ed Sella to confirm the rotation, and for Bridges not to kiss Sydney in front of everyone. I, Ashley Rogers, will Kathryn Rogers the ability to drive fast. I, Lakeisha Cain, will Latisha Cain the ability to have my attitude and smart brain power. I, Miles Abrams, will Darrius Rose my good looks because he doin’ so bad. The boy ugly. And I also will him my skill so he can be great as me one dya. But more than everything, I hope he get my look, he sad. I, Deirdre Childress, will my sisters Ashley Holliday Eric Regard my knowledge and responsibility, Kendra Key my ability to pass math, I, Alex Anthony, will Todd, Alan, Atteridge my phone number so that Justin the ability NOT to gossip. Bridges, and Jay my baseball driving I, Luke Wagnon, will Tyler Wagnon she will never be without someone to skills. the ability to wake up on his own in the annoy. morning, Shelly Gonsoulin money to I, Weston Weaver, will some real soc- cer skills to Cody Wolfe. I also will I, Max Robinson, will Brittany Gray buy her own food when she goes to I, Lonnie Bolden, will my good looks Taryn Boytim some love, Alexis 1/2 of my entire Kingdom. I also will eat, and Patrick Wiggins wild parties and charm to my sister Julia. Michael Bryant the other half of my in Long Lake. Shows some height and some Human Video skills, Bree Thompson some kingdom. I, Chuck Lawson, will Haile Harrison real fashion tips, and Reeves Pearce I, Brett Harness, will Meredith my stylish clothes, good looks, and my white jacket. I, CJ Thomas, will Quontrez Baltazhar Rosenzweig my crazy hops. jumpshots. my dancing skills and athletic ability, I, Ben Marshall, will Matt Creamer my will Rufus Thomas my good looks and I, Brandon Charrier, wil Austin I, Max Moorehead, will every male the baseball number, #2, for next year, personality. I will Joe Berroteran my Hedges and Matt Kreamer a set of hair ability to get mad when all the rest- Stephen Reno my ability to keep Notre academic skills and military bearing, trimmers, scissors, and a razor. rooms are locked and you have already Dame haters off his back, Wifoy my Hooh-ah I will Chelsea my drive and been holding it for hours...or you could love. motivation to succeed. I, Courtney Solanic, will Victoria just use the girls’ because the staff Most Likely to Rule the World Most Likely to Play Hooky Gray Marston Rachael Edmiston and Lauren Mayfield Page 4 The Enterprise Senior Mosts and Wills Vol. 40, Issue 4 – April 26, 2007 Most Likely to be a Housewife Most Likely to be in a Fraternity Emily Evans ans Sara Gonsoulin Claire Wicker and Meagan Kelly. Seth Irby and Nick Maxwell I, Rebecca Nichols, will Shelly I, Joey Lee, will Brandon Abner and brother Nick Lyons my ability to I, Krystle Griffin, will Brady Bush the Gonsoulin a band-aid from the Eric Scott the ability to lead on the dodge law and keep on pushin’. right to attend any party, Matt Creamer Nasacourt bag, Nathan Irby all my Football Field and one of the Best D- all my rootbeers, Ellie Sandifer a fire love, Shelly Williams and Lauren Line’s ever. I, Danielle Summage, will leave extinguisher, Lauren Huddleston my Huddleston a great senior year and Chelsie Jones, Hedaun Rahman, driving skills and the right to explore Jessica Busada a dinner at Moe’s, a I, Reila Smith, will leave Lashunda Ashley Miles, Dedra Rose the ability Disney World, Baxter Adams my place to sleep in BR and finally a super Mitchel, Hedayn Rahman the ability to to be like me. words of wisdom, Nate Irby our break- duper senior year! stay calm and to let them haters hate. fasts at George’s, Andy Maberry some I, Joseph Drinkard, will Alexis Snow a GasX, and finally I will Jessica Busada I, Reham Rahman, will leave Hedayh I, Alex Lyons, will every underclass- weekend-life apart from studying and the numbers 143 and car trunk rides.