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By Paul Kane . comment on the reason for the suspension. Michael Brim (AS SO), president of the be allowed to continue its philanthropic Alpha Epsilon Pi hit and I. Marc Kleiman However, sources close to the case said university's fraternity chapter, declined to activities. I Sr.« Editors the suspension was a result of a hazing comment on the mauer until the national The fraternity must vacate their house by with year-long The university's chapter of the Alpha incident that occurred last semester organization made a statement. the end of' thls academic year and it cannot Epsilon Pi fraternity was suspended for one involving the fraternity's most recent Dean Rowley, president of the be used by members, Brooks said. year by its national ruling body L r a pledge class. . Interfraternity Council (IFC), said the Brooks also said that the Alpha Phi suspension by its hazing inc.ident which took place last Sidney Dunn, executive director for fraternity will not have a seat on the sorority has been negotiating with Alpha semester, officials said. Alpha Epsilon Pi's national ruling body, council, canno. hold any social functions, Epsilon Pi to transfer ownership of the Timothy F. Brooks, dean of students, refused to comment on the case. hold rush and is not allowed to panicipate house, which is located in the 300 block of national ruling body, said the university would enforce the "I am neither confirming or denying that in Greek Garnes. Wyoming Road behind the Gilbert dorm punishment and the fraternity will not be we've been placed on suspension, Dunn IFC follows all university actions complex, to the sorority. loses recognition permitted to function or be recognized until said. regarding punishments, Rowley said. Brooks could not confirm if a deal had Spring Semester 1993. "We are a private institution. We don't "Any sanctions the university puts been completed or if members of Alpha Phi Both Stuart Sharkey, vice president for discuss any action about the chapter one down," he said, "we will follow." will occupy the house in the next school from university Student Affairs, and Brooks declined to way or the other." However, Brooks said the fraternity will year.

Hoops looking up for Hens University losing black professors Some question UD' s racial atmosphere By lewis R. Wa,re faculty . Assi>Wll News Editor However, some said the One by one the university university's commitment to witnessed the departure of four of its recruiting and retaining black faculty most prominent black professors. is lacking. Chuck Stone, Rudolph P. Byrd, The propprtion· of black Carol A. Janerette and William professors from 1987 to 199~ Oliver all left the university last averaged 3.6 percent. In 1988 the, year. numbe~ of black faculty member~ was 31 and by 1991 the number rose.; to 32. The highest amount was 35 in • See editorial page AB 1990. ; · Despite the figures, the universit~ While their specific reasons for is rated fourth in black facult)i leaving the university may vary, one employment among state-funded thing is clear: they were all offered. colleges, said Jack Miles, directo~ better opportunities. for - Affirmative Action and This exodus points to a dilemma Multicultural programs. this university, and universities A study of black faculty­ nationwide, are dealing with- the conducted by the Univers~ty of recruitment and retention of black Texas at Austin studied one state­ professors. assisted college in each of the 50- ·Some contend that competition states, said Judith Gibson, assistant" among other universities and vice president for Afftrmative Action. colleges hinders the university's and Multicultural programs. The ability to recruit and retain black see PROFESSOR page A6 Pennell to die

THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch Spencer Dunkley slams one home for the Hens Saturday, as the team claimed its 16th straight win by defeating New Hampshire. March 14 Men's· basketball team By larry Dignan Special Assign-nt Reporter The final chapter in convicted serial killer Steven B. Pennell's nets 16th straight victory. life will be closed March 14. The streak continues, but not "The. most important thing is we got The Delaware Superior Court handed down the 33-year-old Steven B. Pennell without a struggle. our 23rd win," said Delaware coach former electrician's execution date The Delaware men's basketball Steve Steinwedel, who picked up his Friday in Wilmington. contest to the 191:!1! murders of team increased lhe nation's second­ 1 lith career victory to tie lrv longest winning streak to 16 games Wisniewski's school record. Judge Richard S. Gebelein, who Kathleen Meyer and Michelle sentenced Pennell to die by lethal Gordon. with a 55-49 victory over the "We're 13-0 in the conference and I injection in October, said in his In October, prosecutors also University of New Hampshire don't care what you say. you look 14 Saturday at the Delaware Field around the country and there's not ruling, You shall be injected tried to link Pennell to the murder intravenously with a substance or of Margaret Finner, but the body House.as 2,622 spirited fans cheered many teams that are undefeated in substances in a lethal quantity them on. league play right now," Steinwedel was decomposed and could not sufficient to cause death." produce enough evidence. ' Hens' senior guard Mark Murray said. The execution will take place helped cold-shooting Delaware Tomorrow night at the Field House Pennell, a former resident of overcome the Wildcats' zone defense against Drexel University, Delaware between 9 a.m. and II :30 a.m. Glasgow, will be the first man to and slow-tempo offense by scoring 17 looks to join the 1983-84 Northeastern within the Delaware Correctional be executed in Delaware since 1946. points. University squad as the only other Center in the presence of 15 witnesses, Gebelein said. With the win, the Hens improved team to go undefeated in NAC regular­ He has acted as his own Marlene Simm, mother of their fecord to 23-3 overall and 13-0 in season play. attorney since October, 1991, and victim Michelle Gordon, has said waived his final chance to make the North Atlantic Conference. -Dan B. levine she wants to be present at the any appeals Friday. .. ellecution. Pennell has reiteratCd his desire Gebelein originally set a Jan.17 to die since his capital sentencing execution date, but a mandatory in October for the murders of state appeal process forced the Meyer and Gordon. two-month postponement. In the closing arguments of thai Olympians return to hero's welcome In November 1989, Pennell was trial,· he quoted the Bible. convicted of torturing and '"Whoever sheds man•s blood by murdering Shirley Ellis and ·man, his blood shall be shed. • By Melissa Gitter arriving an hour early, to honor the Catherine DiMauro on U.S. Route "I ask that the sentence be 0 News F••tures Editor skaters, despite an Olympic 13/40. 0 death," he added. In early January Rocky Marva! performance that the pair said did Pennell, already serving a life Only outside intervention from was a trucking company owner who not meet their own ellpectations. sentence for the Ellis and DiMauro a third party can reverse Pennell'~ happened to be an ice skater. Olympic ~lternates Karen murders, was sentenced to die in sentence, but no appeals have been And when Calla Urbanski was Courtland and R. Todd Reynolds October after he pleaded no filed. not skating with Marva!, she was were also honored for their waitressing at a Wilmington bar. achievements. But the pair was catapulted into Among those in attendance were the public eye when they won the Democratic Rep. Thomas R. Carper At. Colleges Across the Nation .A2 and Republican Sen. William V. national championships in January, Campus Briefs ...... A2 Roth Jr. and earned a spot on the Olympic Classifieds ...... 85 "It made liltle difference who team; their blue-collar backgrounds Comics ...... B9 took the medals home. What we captured the hearts of the American Police Report ...... Al people. · saw was a brilliant display of Review and Opinion ...... ,N, Now they are home, and despite mastery and motion that highlighted Sports ...... B7 their disappo'inting I Oth place years of sacrifice, discipline, and finish, Urbanski and Marv.al courage," Roth said. Weekly News Summary ...... A3 discovered that they are sull While Delaware's Democratic ---M. ..,iller---. Sen. Joseph R. Biden, Jr., Oov. America's sweethearts at a Delaware crime rate up ...... A3 homecoming ceremony held for Michael N. Castle, and univenily Faculty salary .A3 A profile of Newarl Palc:e Ollef M IIMEW I hmlla De St.f.no them Friday night at Christiana President David P. Roselle were .,.,.,...lons ...... Wr., Perils of overecerdslna ...... AS Wlliam Hopn, PIP .U Calla Urbanski and loc:ky Marval, who placed 10th at the Olympia Mall. unable to attend, they sent their In t pain sbti"S campelltlon, pt a warm welcom home friday. About SOO people gathered, some see SKATERS po~p A7 March 3,1992. TH E REVIEW•A2

Conservative speaker to attack 1tenure$1 radicals' on campus Campus conservatives have hired ex-radical and "U"Ue blue conservative" David Horowitz to tak:e·aim at left-wing politics. said a member of the Young Americans for Freedopl (YAF). The former leftist activist will speak Wednesday evening in Smith Hall on "Socialism: The Deadly Dlusion," at the invitation of YAF,Ihe College Republicans and lhe American Conservative Student Union. "His experiences are unique. He's a conservative because he's seen the other side," said Anthony Renzeue (AS OR), associate memberofYAF. In the 1960s, Horowitz said be worked wilh radicals such as Black Panther Angela Davis, but became disenchanted wilh the left wing because of itS "totalitarian practices." Horowitz said many leftists have become entrenched in academic life, becoming "tenured radicals," carrying on their agenda on college campuses. Films and speakers recount the untold history of women

Women need new ways to tell their stories because textbook history has been distorted by white males, said a speaker for a university · film series titled "Women's History/ Women's Lives." THE REVIEW /Lori Barbag "I believe there are a lot of slants in lhe way Leading the pack Paul Himmelfarb (BE JR) (left) ~d Br~ Morris (AS SR) ~ry flags at the beginning of the annuai5K for Bruce Race Saturday. we project many groups, not only women," said Arione Pagonas of Amnesty International, who will speak March 17 following lhe film this film series we are trying to raise Hall government no longer governments to provide televisions and "Through lhe Wire." awareness about women and are making sure microwaves, Butler said. ''Through the Wire" is about three women that they're not lost in history." responsible for TV servicing This caused problems because there were at a maximum-security federal underground Tonight's film, "Maria's Story," is about a many buildings where lhese items were broken prison in Lexington, Ky ., who some say are peasant woman turned guerilla fighter in El Half of the hall governments have turned and never fixed, he said. political prisoners. One of the women received Salvador. History professor Lydia Garner will responsibility of maintenance for televisions, A lot of times the results were poor quality a 58-year sentence for a weapons charge that speak afterward. microwaves and other equipment over to equipment and ·long delays in servicing. normally draws a 24-month sentence, Pagonas Last week's films were about women jazz Housing and Residence Life to initiate quicker ~'There was either no money or no effon on said. musicians in the 1940s, followed by speaker service, Dave Butler director of Housing and the part of hall governments. "Women's History/ Women's Lives" marks Alfie Moss, a local musician. Residence Life said. "We are trying to improve the quality of March as Women's History Month, and is a Other subjects on women's history include Hall governments are responding to a service to students. The idea is to replace five-part series of Tuesday film showings and American quilt-making and the depiction of · proposal submitted by Housing and Residence equipment relatively rapidly," Butler said. accompanying speakers. women in pornography and advertising. Life in January, Butler said. Donna Tuites, program coordinator for the The series ends March 24 and is presented In the past, students living in residence halls Compiled by Lewis R. Ware, Aileen Morris and Office of Women's Affairs, said, "ThrOugh Tuesday evenings in Kirkbride Hall. have always had ·to rely on their hall Robyn Furman

Japanese university president killed in Boston hotel room A Japanese university president was killed in a robbery attempt Feb. 18 while on a visit to sign a sister-school agreement with the University of Massachusetts at Boston. Iwao Matsuda, president of Chukyo University in Nagoya, Japan, was shot to death in his Boston hotel room the night before the two schools were scheduled to formally seallheir friendship. Matsuda's wife told police that a masked man, who tried to force his way into lheir Westin hotel room, shot Matsuda, 72. in the lower back. Boston police have made no arrests yet, and said nothing was stolen from Matsuda's room. The sister-school agreement between U. Mass and Chukyo involved student and faculty­ exchange programs as well as possible joint research projects. The ceremony to mark the signing of the final agreement has been postpOned. Massachusetts Chancellor Sherry Penney said, "My hope is that at some point in the future we will be able to move forward on this relationship." Police arrest 68 Berkeley students at campus library for trespassing Tribune Mediil Setvices

· Police arrested 68 students on trespassing Budget cuts force Illinois students demands as reasons for a 2.6 perce~u cut in charges Jan. 31 after a day-long rally protesting a appropriations for the grant program from $183.3 proposed 22 percent fee increase culminated in the to repay a portion of state grants million to $179.9 million. occupation of lhe University of California at "Parents are upset about this, but we had no Berkeley library. An estimated 95,000 students at 172 Dlinois choice," said Bob Clement, director of public Campus police in riot gear initially blocked private and public colleges are being forced to students from entering lhe Moffit Library, but soon repay a portion of financial aid received through information for the commission. "We were after the 10 p.m. closing, 200 students were allowed a stare agency. mandated to make these cuts. The state is to enter while 300 olhers remained outside in The students will be billed for 12 percent of suffering fmancially." suppon, according to lhe University of California at the amount they received for the second semester Clement said Dlinois has the second largest Davis newspaper. from tbe Monetary Award Program administered state grant program in the country. Tim YeWlg, a student senator at Berkeley, said, by the Dlinois Student Assistance Commission. Overall, Illinois Gov. Jim Edgar's recent "We're optimistic that if we can get alllhe 1be bills, which will be sent in the nellt few budget cuts cost state higher education about $50 campuses to take action and get the students weeks, will reflect totals of $36 to $210 per million. mobilized, we stand a real good chance of getting student. some change." Off"acials eire low state revenues and soaring Compiled from the College Press Service

$2,000 worth of Half a gram of cocaine 1988 Oldsmobile parked on King The police searched the area, but Williams Street Friday, Newark did not find any traces of the man, valuables stolen from found in Burger King Police said. police said. Deer Park lot The items were valued at $580, Half a Jl8ll1 of cocaine wu police said A COfllpact disc player, 25 COs, found in lhc South Chapel Street Prankster pulls fire Nikon camera equipment and $250 Burger Kina Friday, Newark Police . alarm in Student Center worth of make-up and clothing were said. Motor causes fire in :1> stolen from three separate vehicles The coc:aine, valuing $25, was Christiana East Tower A fire alarm in the Perltins parked in the Deer Park Tavern found lying on lhe floor in front of Student Center wu pulled Friday ~ parking lot on East Main Street the cub register, police said. An electric motor overheated in evening, University Police said. ~ Q Friday evening, Newark Police said. the penthouse elevator of the An unknown suspect pulled the The car windows were broken, Snacks stolen from Christiana East Tower, causing a alarm and ran, causing the entire but no damage cost wu estimated. fire hazard Friday afternoon, building to be evacuated until The stolen items totaled almost vending machine University Police said. authorities determined it wu a false ~ almost $2.000 police said. The entire building was alarm, police said. A vending machine in tbe evacua~ for about an hour, but no ~ basement of Pencader Commons II one wu injured. police said. $30 worth of marijuana wu found sbatrered Saturday False alarm in Russell C ~ found on the sidewalk evening, University Police said . Peeping tom spotted on Students evacuated the Russell C .,...~ About S15 in IDICkl wu taken dorm early Saturday mornina due About an 1/8 of an ounce of and damqe to the machine wu ..... Townsen Road 10 a false fire alarm, University marijuana wu turned in to lhe estimated at $100, police said. Police said. Newark Police station Friday, A peeping tom wu reponed on Police said there Is no Newark Police said. Townsen Road Friday evening, connection between this iDcldent ce The marijuana, worth about $30 $580 in stereo Newark Police said. and lhe false alarm in the Student wu found OIC. the sidewalk In front equlpment stolen A female oc:c~~p~~~t of the hou~ Cenrer. of the Hobble An store in the heard a noise, looked out the Newark Shopping Center, police An AMJFM cassette player and window and uw a male in his early said. two speakers were stolen from an 20. looking in, police said. Compilrd by Mitthew O'Donnell March 3, 1992 • THE RMEW. A3

Weekly Sexually harassed students may sue for money] By Pamela Wilson SUirlllrport@f' A unanimous U.S. Supreme Court World itt Review News decision Wednesday will give college and high school students who are victims of sexual harassment or discrimination new harassing a student for nearly a year. strength to fight back against their Liane Sorensen, director of the Office Summary offenders. of Women's Affairs, said, "The university· The Court ruled that students attending takes sexual harassment very seriously. federa~ly·funded high schools and s.h~ said, "Th is rul i n ~ is something Republican contenders battle colleges .can sue for monetary damages. posll•ve for stu dents. It will help to The decision involved Title JX of the strengthen the case law involving sexual on eve.of Georgia primary Education Amendments of 1972, which harassment for students." allowed victims to sue for severance or an The university defines sexual The Republican candidates traded injunction to end the sexual harassment, innuendoes and insults while stumping in harassment as any unwelcome sexual ! but did not permit students to sue for advance, including a request for sexual I the final days before today's Georgia monetary compensation. I ·primary. favors and other verbal or physical t The law did not help students because President Bush and Republican contact of a sexual nature that interferes Offense Support Rape Counseling Center, In most cases, Sorensen explained, the ~ they are typically not employed by the with a student's work or academic status. or the Dean of Students Office. complaint is presented to the department : presidential candidate Pat Buchanan both school and usually graduate by the time turned up their war of words, as White Maxine R. Calm, vice president for Sorensen said it is important for head of the faculty member involved. : an injunction takes effect. Employee Relations, said, "The university House strategists· worried Buchanan may students to get help where they feel most The head of the dep.unment then makes : Fred Silverman, Delaware's Chief has very well-defined procedures for cornfonable or familiar. the decision ·of what action to take, she • make another strong showing, as he did in Deputy Attorney General, said he hopes investigating claims of sexual harassment She added that students can stop sexual said. I the New Hampshire primary Feb. 18. the ruling will send an important message Without naming Buchanan, Bush told a that protect the due process right of the harassment without outside help. If formal charges are filed, Sorensen l to the public and make people more aware accused and the accuser. Republican lunch meeting in Georgia last "Many times the student finds that they said, the case is handled by the Dean of l of sexual harassment laws. "When those allegations have been weekend, "There were those who did not can stop the unwanted behavior Students Office or the Vice President for : "Hopefully, it will cause people likely proven," she explained, "we don 't wait, themselves," she said, by telling the support us then," referring to Buchanan's Employee Relations. , to take advantage of students to think we move quickly." offender that hi s or her behavior makes opposition to the Gulf War. Rob McAnnally (EG SR), president of : twice," Silverman said. Several organizations on campus can the student feel uncomfortable·. Vice President Dan Quayle, while the Delaware Undergraduate Student ' The Supreme Court ruling ovenurned a help students who decide to make a But if such efforts fail, the university Congress, said the Court's ruling may ; campaigning in Georgia Wednesday, decision by an Atlanta Federal Court of complaint about sexual harassment. will intervene, Sorensen said . likened Buchanan's foreign policy to those give students an "incentive to actively : Appeals which dismissed a lawsuit A student can discuss the allegation Because every sexual harassment case pursue their complaints, and encourage ; of Democrats such as Jesse Jackson and · against a Georgia school district that with the Office of Women's Affairs, a is different, she said, the university George McGovern. them to step forward so it doesn't happen • failed to stop a teacher from sexually professor, a member of the Sexual handles each on an individual basis. tO" another person." · Buchanan was a liberal "masquerading as a true conservative," he said. Buchanan countered with TV ads showing Bush giving the "no new taxes" pledge from the 1988 campaign. Faculty to Bush campaign officials are less confident the Georgia primary would be a knockout punch to Buchanan's campaign, Local hero and now think Bush may have to run negotiate against him all the way into the last primary, in California, June 2. Police Chief helps small community contract Party calls on South Africans deal with big city problems to vote 'yes' on referendum By Lewis R. Ware was attracted by the university proposal The ruling South African National Party Assisrant News Editor atmosphere which he compares to called on wl!ites to support a March 17 Newark Police Chief William A. Huntington. "This is a good community referendum that would give President F. W. Hogan sports a green, striped tie, tightly with good people. We have a low violent Professors to ask for de Klerk a mandate to negotiate a new knotted, a gold watch and, at his side, a crime rate." holstered 9mm automatic pistol. But, he said, the department has had constitution with non-whites. He exudes the professionalism he has salary increase In Sunday's newspapers, the party ran set as a goal for himself and the Newark to handle rape and sexual assault cases ads which said that a "no" vote for the police force. on a regular basis. • _, "Nothing scares people more than to I referendum would cause a race WC\f and Hogan, 41, said the average student I that South Africa could plunge into a probably thinks of the police as people be personally confronted, personally Representatives from the : "spiraling conflict .. . just as peaceful, who give them a lot of grief. v,iolated," Hogan said. administration and faculty gathered t prosperous Beirut quickly deteriorated into But the department and the city are The department puts a high priority Friday in a preliminary meeting to i complete chaos years ago." not anti-university or anti-student, he on investigating those crimes, he added . lay the groundwork for the new ; Analysts in South Africa call the said. The crimes that keep the department THE REVIEW I Pamela Wray De faculty contract talks slated to ; referendum a "gamble" and de Klerk has The police respond to disruptive busiest arc disorderly conduct, including William A. Hogan says the city aims begin March 13. . said he wou1d resign if the referendum behavior, and, he said, "if the behavior loud parties and underage drinking, he for good relations with students. The current contract will expire 1 fails. doesn't exist,_the city is not going to be said. June 30, and officials from both : Saturday, three right-wing parties involved." Activities of some university students $72,000 worth of crack was seized and sides said they hope to have a new , formed a coalition to oppose the Hogan was born and raised in result in "a certain amount of friction" seven people, including two Newark contract developed by the end of · referendum, and demanded a separate Huntington, W .Va., and joined the between Newark's residents and the High School students, were arrested. the semester. l . white state. town's police department in 1974. student population, Hogan said. One of the most controversial issues Robert Carroll, president of the , He worked his way through the ranks When residents want to go to sleep at between the city and the university, he Delaware chapter of the American ' of the Huntington force while obtaining 10 or II at night, and students are said, is the IPR, or parkulators, which Association of University ; United Nations orders Iraqi a master's degree in political science and partying at two or three in the morning, limit non-resident parking areas. Professors (AAUP), said university ; he said, "We get the call." to accept missile dismantling a bachelor's degree in criminal justice at Hogan said he understands students' professors' salaries are about : Huntington's Marshall University. The drug problem in Newark is less frustrations about parking, but residents' $3,100 less than other Category I : , The U.N. Security Council Friday "I was receiving the practical severe than in other nearby cities complaints of streets lined with student institutions in the area. 1 warned Iraq to immediately accept the experience of policing and yet I was including Wilmington and Philadelphia, cars have been consistent throughout his Colleges and universities that : council's order to dismantle ballistic studying the ideals of professionalism Hogan said. tenure as police chief. grant doctoral degrees and have ~ missiles and other unconventional and high ethical conduct," Hogan said . Drugs arc not openly sold on street The city's aim is to treat citizens like faculty sizes similar to the weapons. He worked in a variety of posts to corners, he explained, but police customers and give them the best service university are designated as The Council said "serious prepare for his goal of becoming a police routinely investigate cases involving for their tax dollar, he said. Category I institutions, Carroll said. ! consequences" would follow if the order chief, he said, and when Newark marijuana, cocaine and LSD. "Sometimes that's difficult in the Currently, the median salary for • was not complied with, and said the advertised for a new chief, he applied. The department has seen a greater poli ce department because some of our . professors at Category I schools is : emergence of crack cocaine, he said. customers, we arrest. They don't feel Council would only consider the matter Hogan was appointed Newark Police $49,800 while the university's , Chief nearly five years ago. He said he Newark Police has recently participated they're getting the best of services when average is $46,700. ; until March 9. Diplomats said this date sets in two major drug bu sts, in which you 're putting the handcuffs on them." a deadline for Iraqi acceptance. An agreement of the current contract states that the univer~ity The Council issued the warning after will increase total compensation for receiving a letter from Iraq, which said it professors to parity with , would not comply with the U.N.'s demands comparative institutions in the 1 to destroy Scud missiles and other region, said Maxine Colm, head of equipment. the administrative bargaining team. ' American U.N. representative Thomas Carroll said: "We want a R. Pickering called the move by Iraq a Crime is on the rise in Delaware restoration of a major medical "giant stall." package and some other·benefits. In Rolf Ekeus, a Swedish negotiator, told Director of Public Safety says violent crime on campus reflects statewide increase total compensation we do fall the Council Thursday, Iraq would be below the median of regional willing to rrade desU'Uction of its By jerry Rhodes 1989to 1990. schools." unconventional weapons for an end to the Stall Reporter The most frequenUy-occurring crime at University professors receive U.N. embargo. The number of violent crimes rose the university was larceny-theft, with 827 $60,725 in total compensation, The embargo prevents Iraq from sharply in Delaware and on campus during cases reported in 1991 , compared to 692 which is below the average of exporting oil except to use the revenues to 1990, according to a recent study.- during 1990. $61,050. purc})ase food and medicine, and pay Delaware's crime rate has steadily · Tuttle said the majority of all thefts are "We have only just begun the Kuwait for war damages. Iraq has refused increased since 1983, according to "Crime usually reponed. negotiation process," said Colm, to accept those terms: in Delaware: 1990," an annual report "The university is a somewhat closed also vice president for Employee published by the Statistical Analysis community, and the level of reporting Relations. "We'll be working for New United Way chief .named Center in Dover. crime is more accurate than that of the the next two months to create a fair A significant rise in the number of general community," he said. and reasonable agreement for the after mismanagement charges arrests for drug-related crimes and Lt. Alexander von Koch of the Newark faculty and for the administration." aggravated assaults was largely Police said disorderly conduct and Carroll, also a professor of plant· The United Way of America named an responsible for a 30 percent increase in the larceny-theft are the most commonly­ science, said the objective of the: acting head Friday to replace President number of crimes reported statewide. reported crimes in Newark. bargaining is to get an agreement: William Aramony, who resigned amid The FBI national crime index for 1990 · While most theft cases are usually by the end of May. allegations of poor management, nepotism said the number of forcible rapes reported reported, less than 20 percent are "Once we come in accord with : and lavish spending. averaged 41.2 per every I 00,000 persons. eventually solved, or "cleared," through the terms, we have to present It to: Aramony resigned Thursday after some . The Statistical Analysis Center's report the criminal justice system, von Koch the faculty for a ratification vote, .. ; of the United Way's affiliates said they states that the number of Delaware rapes said. he said. "We need to be in tbe· would withhold funds to the national in 1990 decreased for the first time in a Professor Romero Martinez of the position to ratify a conttact before: organization until the allegations were decade, but the rate was twice the national criminal justice department said, "Theft is the semester ends." · rewlved. average at 84.5 per 100,000. usually committed by strangers and The faculty contract would be: · Reports in The Washington Post and the In 1990, nearly 150 rapes were reported doing this just bcr.ause they are now on identification is very difficult to establish. extended if no new contract is ~ Washington business magazine Regardic's in Newark, Wilmington and Dover. university property," he said. "Murder is usually committed by developed by the end of May and: alleged Aramony spent freely on chauffeur In Newark, 13 cases of rape and Tuttle said the rate of violent crime on persons intimate with their victims," he would remain intact until one wu; services and travel, placed his son in three attempted rape were reported in 1991, campus and in Newark is lower than other said. "The rate of murder cases cleared is developed. • spin-off companies of the United Way, and compared to nine the previous year. areas in Delaware. nearly 50 percent." Carroll said he would not specify: another-United Way spinoff ftnanccd a Although no rapes were reported on The most serious violent crime Martinez said the same is true of the faculty's terms for a new· New York condominium for Aramony. campus in 1991, two separate off-campus occurring on campus in 1991 was aggravated assault. propbsal. : The executive committee of the United rape offenses committed against university aggravated assault, which rose from six He said he does not believe there is any However, on March 9, Richard; Way accepted Aramony's resignation, but students occurred within a five-day period - reported cases in 1990 to eight last year. definite connection between the number of E. Weber, financial consultant for• in a statement Thursday admitted only to . in November. This compares with 21 reported cases offenses and the depressed economic the AAUP, will arrive at the; "sloppy recordkeeping .. by the Later that month, a female student was of aggravated assault at Southwest Texas climate. university for his 111mmary of the: organization's management. assaulted at the intersection of Amstcl State University in 1990, which has an "The rate of violent crime has seen a financial statui of the univenlty. : The replacement. Alan S. Cooper, was a A venue and Orchard Road across from undergraduate body similar in size to steady increase since 1983 years before In September 1990. Weber lilted· senior vice president for United Way and Purnell Hall. However, the victim Delaware's 19,800 according to the 1990 the current economic downturn," he said. the university was •financially: will stay on until a permanent head is managed to escape before a forcible rape FBI National Cr:'llc Index. The Department of Public Safety and sound." ' named, said an executive committee could occur. However, Central Michigan University, the Office of Housing and Residence Life The AAUP will uae Weber's: statement. Douglas F. Tuttle, director of Public with a student population of 19,024, had offer educational materials to help findings again to help develop the; Safety, said crime does not necessarily no reported· cases during the same period members of the community protect terms of the new connct ptapolal • • stop at the boundaries of Lhe university. the Index said. themselves and their propeny. Work oa the new propoaat,: · "The person who Is stealing stereo Aggravated assaull, which usually Tuttle said anyone deslrlnainformation Carroll said, wUl c:oDtlnae • 1111dt; equipment from automobiles on a city Involves serious injury to the victim, on such proarama should contact Public the fint day of barphli., on· street Ia not Jolna to automatically stop jumped by 26 percent in Lhe state from Safety, 831-2222. March 13." · A4 • THE RMEW • March 3, 1992 ·- . ysical therapy Dean slated to join ve in MCKinley national committee By Lisa Holland doubles as rehabilitation center swr Repotter Frank Murray, dean of the College t d nts suffering from various ailments of Education, has been appointed to represent Delaware this summer at a physical therapy majors, Snyder­ national commission on educational Mackler said, its services are reform and improvement. At first glanoe the acti ities in the covered by the student health fee . Gov . Michael N. Castle appointed basement of McXinle Lab look like This allows more students to take Murray to the Education Commission those of an average health club. advantage of the facility. of the States (ECS) because of his There are people riding stationary " [Off campus] therapy is so well-known leadership .in education bicycles, sweating on stairmasters, expensive and I couldn't afford it," on a state and national level. and soaking in a whirlpool tub. said Matthew Card (AS SO), a Elizabeth Bingham, Castle's press However, this is not an ordinary patient receiving treatment for a secretary, said, "The governor felt he facility. IL's the university's physical knee problem. "It's nice to be a part would be an excellent person to serve therapy clinic and .these health nuts of the therapist's learning on the commission." are really patients. experience," he said. The ECS, which was created in The clinic was created in 1984 to There are 35 graduate students in 1965 and meets every summer is a national organization of governors, provide clinical eAperience for the program who are overseen by Frank B. Murray physical therapy students and to two licensed physical therapists, educators and legislators who work provide a service to the university, Snyder-Maclder said. to improve national and state Murray said each commissioner said Dr. Lynn Snyder-Mackler, John Knarr, the clinic's education systems. helps advance national and statewide director of the clinic. supervising physical therapist, is a THE REVIEW I Michele &rtley Murray is one of seven educational policies and said he is "The program is great," she said. 1990 graduate of the program. He Alumna Susan Stauffer (seated) is assisted by graduate student Emily commissioners from the state most interested in reforming teacher "They can see the principles and said he agrees with Snyder-Mackler DeMars on the 'Lido' machine which tests strength and endurance. including William DeLauder, the education. . techniques learned in the classroom that the clinic's hands-on practice is president of Delaware State College, Murray said he has been a pan of applied in a clinical setting." important. patients' healing process. Mackler said. The fee would be used Pascal D. Forgione Jr., the state various educational groups including, The graduate students in the "There are a lot of techniques to "When a patient comes in, we to improve the quality of the clinic. superintendent of education, and the Holmes Group, a national ,program treat about four patients learn from other individuals," he evaluate them and make up a plan. Snyder-Mackler said, "We want Castle. organization that works to improve 'each and up to 40 patients can be said. It's important to see other It's great to see them progress," she to make the eli nic a · better Murray, who was pleased with his teacher education and the seen during the practice's weekday perspectives and improve strengths. said. educational experience. With appointment, said being a Educational Testing Service which afternoon hours, Snyder-Mackler Knarr said the clinic uses state of Bridget Vossen (AS SO), one of expanding hours we can provide an commissioner will provide an designs the Scholastic Aptitude Test said. the art equipment to treat patients' Hershey's patients, has received even greater service." "opportunity for the university and (SAT). Graduate students who treat various therapy needs. Most of the therapy on her ankle since Many of those who use the the state to have an entrance into this Bingham said the governor's patients said their clinical machines are used for strengthening undergoing reconstructive surgery. facility said one aspect that needs no national policy· group. office is confident that Murray will experience is worthwhile. and rehabilitation, but others are for "I like the treatment here better improvement is the therapists' "One benefit is access to political do a good job as a commissioner "It's the reason I came to aerobic exercise and conditioning. than at an outside practice. Since it's relationships with the patients. people and policies acro.ss the regardless of what areas in education Delaware," said Emily DeMars (AS The facility is run just like a · on campus it's more convenient to "They're just like your friends," country that are dealing with he decides to focus on. GR), who is in her first year of the professional" practice, Snyder­ get to three times a week," she said. said patient Michael Luciano (AS education on a state and national Murray said his work with other program . "There are not many other Mackler said, and students benefit While the cl inic's convenient FR). "We help each other." level," he said. commissions and his post at the places in the area that offer this son from the in-house teaching. location and free treatment are the Card described his friend I y There are seven commissioners university will help him as a of training," she added. According to therapist J ill main reasons students atte~d. the rapport with his therapist as "I'll from each state working on the ECS, commissioner because "the College Because the clinic serves Hershey (AS GR), one reward of the facility may be forced to charge for scratch your back if you'll scratch an organization headquartered in of Education is seen as a national primaril y as a learning tool fo r program is being a part of th e their serv ices in the future, Snyder- mine." Denver. leader in education."

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By Lisa McCue Allen said each fraternity and · '• and Kristin Paw sorority have their own unique step SliJffReportet> ) patterns which have been carried They stomped, clapped, chanted down through time and adapled from and downright grooved in front of a other chapters. ''' captivated audience of over 1,000 The step dance is an people in the Mitchell Hall "Americanized" version of the auditorium. African dance, the "rite of initiation," Members of nine black Greek said Horace Trent, a member of organizations gave new meaning to Kappa Alpha Psi. -·· the word rhythm Saturday night at In Africa the dances are performed their twice armual step show. by children as part of their initiation • • ~ I The pumped-up audience rocked into adulthood, he said. lhe house wilh applause and chanting For those who had never seen a at this spring' s show, titled The step show, the event was an eye­ Psychedelic, Funkadelic National Step opening experience. Show. The two-hour show, left much of "I've never seen anything so the audience exclaiming "Wow!" amazing," said Andi Gately (AS JR), Jolm Burke (AS JR) said he first a first-time step show spectator. saw part of a step show at last spring's "All I kept thinking while I was Hands Across Campus program. watching the show was 'How do !hey "It was really different, not like do that?"' anything I had ever seen before," he The show, sponsored by the black said. ''This time I wanted to see it in National Panhellenic Council full effect." ' /' • · THE REVIEW I Maximillian Wh 1St tng Wtn Jamie laporte (AS SR), Mike Elder (HR JR) and M. Dan Eisenberg (AS SO) pucker up and give a cheer to (NPHC), featured intricate The $5 charge to watch the congratulate the men's basketball team on its win against the University of New Hampshire Saturday at the Delaware Field House. synchronized stepping sequences performance goes 'to a charity of the which the groups have practiced for NPHC's choice. Allen said this year's about two months, said Tony Allen beneficiary has not yet been chosen, (AS JR), a member of Kappa Alpha but in past years the money has been Psi Fraternity. donated to buy wheelchairs and books Scheduled to begin at 7 p.m., the for the needy. program staned only after spectators ''This isn't a competition, we do it stopped pouring into the already just to have a good time and raise Fatal errors packed auditorium at about 8 p.m. money for a good cause," he said. Allen said the attendance at this The show, Allen said, is a forum to year's show was the largest it's been present group talent. Computer nightmares can become reality for many university students in three years. · Kendall Hayman (EG SR), who The diverse audience of students, helped organize the administrative By Karen Glenn " I had to write a note to her Marc Kellermann who plans to (AS SO). "I am completely computer parents, children and faculty began details of the show, said preparation . 5/aff Repor1er professor ellplaining why it was late," declare computer science as his illiterate, so anything I do on a the show by singing the Black for the event began last fall. Computers that are user fri endly said Nagdev. major, draws blueprints on a computer is a disaster," she said. National Anthem, "Lift Every Voice More and more people have been can often turn user hostile in a Power failures and system errors computer for· a local contractor. A good way to avoid a computer and Sing." coming to watch the step show each nanosecond. are not the only way a computer "I was working on a drawing for catastrophe is just to keep track save Singing the anthem was a calming year, he said. Just ask ·any computer user around project can be sabotaged. Du Pont, some type of pipe bridge, of your work. prelude to the energetic and electric "People come to the show because campus. Everything from resumes to Graduate student Fabansab Khan, all things," said Kellermann. "Saving every 10 minutes is a exhibition that followed. it's suspenseful," Hayman said. dictionary-sized papers can disappear who works in the Dickinson C/D Kellermann said his boss needed good rule, and always back up your The Greeks got the audience "They wonder how some with one click of a mouse. computer lab, recalls his own the drawing by the end of lhe day. work," advised Kellermann. psyched with loud and bold chants organizations can beat the Some university students can recall computer nightmare. "Since I was in a hurry, I was In other words, stop cursing at proclaiming pride in their individual performance they had the year occasions when things just seemed to "I was typing a document about 54 taking shoncuts," said Kellermann. your cursor and byte back. organizations. before." go haywire. _ pages long and I was pretty far into "What I left out was an optional " I was in the lab, lllld I had just it," said Khan. "Somehow, I deleted save command which would save the finished a 15-page paper," said Jerry the me and lost all of my work." drawing to disk., so that there would Huber (AS JR). "As I went to save iL, Jason Kelleher (AS SO), who be a copy if something went wrong." .' . there was a power failure for about 20 works at the computer lab in the While hurrying to finish, disaster minutes." Because he had time to type Morris Library, said usually when a struck. Kellermann was faced with a Exploring exercise addiction the paper over again, Huber said, "l student deletes something, it is not as power failure. learned to save the pages one at a bad as it looks. "My flTSt reaction was, 'My boss is time." "When you delete something, it's going to kill me,"' said Kellermann. However, time is not on the side of really there, but you must search for "It totally shutdown my computer, all students. it." Sometimes though, he ellplains, and my drawing wasn't anywhere. 1 realth Watch Ken Nagdev (EO SR), a computer nothing can bring back lost work. had to start all over from scratch." site assistant, remembers one "The(e was a graduate student who The Smith Hall Consulting Center particular student who lost a paper somehow lost eight pages of her offers help both in the lab and by By Elizabeth Kane that was due later the same day. thesis," recalls Kelleher. phone for students like Jennifer Rinck Staff Reporter Karen weighs herself three times a week and feels frustrated because she just can' t lose those "extra J 0 pounds." Karen (not her real name) is 5 feet Some healthy alternatives 7 inches and weighs 132 pounds. "No matter how much I ellercise I just won'tlose weight," she said. Main Street shop stocks a variety of natural foods, products Despite a back injury, Karen ... don't want to give my name just as important as exercise day," continues to exercise. because people will think for the she said. By Robyn Furman All the items are sugar free and For each hour member s work, "I tried to take some time off, but amount of time I work out, I should Chatterton said while regular Slalfkporter have no chemical additives. they are entitled to $75 worth of I feel like it is a wasted day when·I have a perfect body." exercise helps the body's immune March I marks the beginning of A variety of pastas, teas, goods at the shelf price, while non­ don't work out." Jennifer exercises six days a system, over-exercising causes National Nutrition Month, granolas, pure juices, vitamins, and workers pay a 10 percent mark-up at Karen and others like her are week, taking off only on Sunday for frequent illness. prompting. students to wonder if personal care items can also be the register to ensure that the bills literally obsessed with exercising in rest. Young women tend to exercise they are what they eat. folll)d at the Co-op. get paid, Kleszics said . an impossible quest for physical "Exercise is addicting, but I think more than necessary, which can For those that are beginning to The Co-op probably has the Anyone can shop in the Co-op, perfection. Its a good sickness," she said. cause a break down in muscle and an resemble pints of Ben and Jerry's broadest range of foods such as but membership is s trongly Charlie Chatterton, a fitness "Exercising is the one thing in my increased chance oi sustaining ice cream or Breakfast Pizza, help is grains and dried beans, she said. encouraged. specialist at the university Fitness life I feel I can completely conb'ol. It injuries, Jackson said. literally around the comer. This is important for people trying "We want to make enough C e nter, said he has seen many relues me and helps me sort out my Dr, Leslie Orysh, a paycholo&ist at The Newark Co-op, located at to eat low-fat, high-fiber diets money to pay our bills and provide women like Karen who exercise thouaJJts," Jermifer said. the Center for Counsellna and 280 E . Main' St., provides an because they tend to have trouble rea·sonably good wages to our solely to lose weight mther than to M. Loreto Jackson, fitness Student Development said, "The first · alternative selection of natural, finding a variety of these types of employees," Kleszics said. improve their health. program coordinator for the step in helping these people with healthier foods compared to foods. Newark resident Naomi "They will do almost anything to university, said depending on a their problems is finding out what standard supermarkets. The Co-op is also different from Wilanski, who has been a full-time achieve the means. They forget there person's goals, exercising three times motivates them to do this and what Bob Kleszics, manager of the Co­ conventional supermarkets because staff member for over four years, is a correct process to weight loss," a week for. 20 to 45 minutes is moti~ them to seek help." op said the store is providing a the people who shop at the market said: "This has been a sort of niche Chatterton said. · sufficient. Orysh said, typically there are much needed service to people are the same people who own the for me. It's a place where I can do "Girls who are trying to lose "H a person desires to lose weight, four reasons why people become because "their diets are killing market. something that is important to me weight don't eat properly and at the . they should exercise for 45 minutes obseaed with exercising. them." "We operate the store by and still make a living." same time over exercise. It becomes to an hour, then stable out once lhcy Many people use exercise u a People need a good, healthy diet ourselves for ourselves," Kleszics ·Student membership is $5 a a viscous cycle." have reached their goal," Jackson way of feeling they are in conb'OI of instead of the "magic pill" many said. semester and $2 for Winter and If Chattenon sees people whom he said • . · somedlina in their llves, she laid. seem to be looking for, he said. There are 18 paid staff members Summer Sessions. thinks are over exercising, he Specialists at the Student Fibless Bxerclse also give some a sense 'of The Co-op started as a buyer's who run the store on a daily basis Most people begin as trial approaches them about the problem. Center tell people they should stay idenlity and a 1e111e of belonalna. club in the late 1960s. As and a board of directors helps guide members. Two dollars allows an However, in serious cases, he away from scales, focusing on how Some people use exen:lae u an membership grew the store moved the Co-op with major decisions, he individual to work and buy at the advises them to get help at the Center they feel rather than on how much outlet tD help them cope with .their and has been at its present location said. Co-op as if they had · full for Counseling and Student they wciaJJ. feeUnp. Orysh aaid. since 1987. The Co-op bouts a membership membership. Development. Veronica Pick, another fitness However, other individuals, lbe Dr. Louise Little, associate of 2,000 people who are the Lynne Tate, a ten-year member, Many experts agree society is specialist, said a person's body fat lAid. are 8ddicted to exercisina just professor of nu.trition and dietetics ultimate authority and run the store shops at the Co-op because it's partially to blame for this obsessive perceruaae c:an reveal more lhln their u 11'1 alooholic Ia lddlcted to alcohol. said: "The strenJth of the Co-op is as a regular business, Kleszics said. close 10 her home in Perryville, Md. • behavior. weiaht. Belween 18 and 2<4 percent Chattenon said they should aet in the many selections. It gives a Working and non-working "I love it here. I shop for foods not "Our society has drilled it into body fat is the recommended level into a routine and not ov.- do It, 10 variety of food choices widely­ memberships n available. Workers sprayed with pesticides." girl's heads that they should be thin. for women, and between JS percent they will contimle to Wlllt to ..... ~ommended for a healthy diet." in the store volunteer their services Kleszics said he believes in the Many of the girls who use the fitneu and 18 peroent Is ldciJ for men. ten yem tom now. The store carries whole-grain to help keep the costs as low as store and what it's doing. center set unrealistic goals for Pick also saeaed lhc imponance He laid, .. People should C~Uoy products, hormone-free meats and possible by performina such tasks "I can't think of too many jobs themselv~s. and try to take off ofn!lt. exercislna and ay to utablllla a oraanically-grown fresh fruits and as dividing bulk foods Into I'd rather be doing. I consider it an weight too quickly," Chauenon uid. .. It Is ca•cntlal to alvc muscle twppy mecllam. lll9lftleaerclle In veplables. individual packages, he uid. oasis in a wasteland," said Kleszics. Jennifer (not her real name) uid, tissue time to recover. Rest day is proper 1*.-cd... . ). " \" A6 • THE REVIEW • March 3, 1992 University losing black professors

continued from page A1 image problem. on college campuses. · "We have a bad reputation," The university's English University of Delaware was ranked Marks said. department was strongly commiued fonh, Gibson said. The university has been to hiring minority faculty, he said. President David P. Roselle said; historically segregated and recently "I think the English department "The bad news is that we are beuer racial incidents have made potential was an oasis [at the university)," he than a lot of places." candidates shy away from the said. "Multiply the English university, she said . department by 10 times and you Stone said, the• halted progress in From 1981 to 1988 the university could attract many more black black faculty hiring could be operated under a desegregation plan students and faculty.'' attributed to the university's lack of which was ordered by the U.S. Other colleges in the university commiunent to the effort. Depanment of Education. were much less committed, he said. "I don't accept that the university In October 1981, the Department Newton said, while the university can't fmd black faculty," he said. of Education's Office of Civil Rights as a whole had done fairly well, the But, university officials said there said that Delaware was one of seven efforts of different colleges were is a shortage of black scholars and states whose higher education uneven. rivalry between universities look.ing system was "racially identifiable," a "Some units are more gung-ho for new black faculty is intense. violation of Title VI of the Civil about beating the bushes ro·r said, less are graduating and even lucrative of professions," she said. said. "If. you are an able and ·talented Rights Act of 1964. minority candidates," he said. less of the college graduates are The university's Focused Vision "Availability is the key," he said . black professor, it is a very • obtliining doctorate degrees. plan says its goal is to hire and retain "We are looking for people who can competitive market," said Maxine R. Stone said that other universities, The ACE study• shows that the Marks said African Americans more African-American and do research, and who have Colm, vice president for Employee including Harvard and the Univerri.;· number of African Americans who are attending graduate school Hispanic faculty . publications. ' Relations. of Nonh Carolina, had little trouo;:" obtaining doctorate degrees has are drawn to other professions, such With ~he supply of African­ "You. have to do more than teach A national study by the American increasing the number of minority declined over the last decade. as law and engineering. Others are American faculty and the number of here. Th.ere are not that many Council on Education (ACE) shows professors when administrations More African-American high discouraged by the high cost,· she black doctorate graduates drying up, women or racial minorities in the the supply of black faculty has supported the effort. He criticized school graduates are going to added. the university may face great pipeline. You can't pull out what's remained relatively fixed, moving Roselle as being "less committed." college, the report states. Bul, Marks "Academics is not the most difficulty achieving its goal, Miles not there." from 4.3 percent in I 979 to 4.5 "I don't think that Delaware was percent in 1989. that hospitable," Stone said. Miles said the university is Colm disagreed lllmd said she was making a good-faith effort to recruit proud of the university's efforts. 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By Melissa Gitter seats were going to be until an hour before the have the experience of and. know what you "'-t '"""" EditOt game. · should and shouldn't do," she said. ' It lOOk 30 hours for skaters Rocky Marva! Urbanski and Marva! did not just get to Urbanski said pressure from the media was and ,Calla Urbanski to get to the Olympic watch other sports, they got to meet the other not one of the factors that affected their Oames held in Albertville, France. athletes. · performance. 1bey had five hours of sleep before they "I probably met someone from every "It didn't affect us in a negative way," bad &o get their Olympic credentials. country over there. It was an amazing agreed Marva!. "lt d_idn' t bother us, we like to Then, only 24 hours after the opening experience," Marva! said. be around it." ceremonies of the games, they were in the "We got to meet a lot pf famous people, The duo does not know whether they will thick of competition. Herschel Walker, Dan Jansen, and Bonnie compete in the next Olympics yet. In just seven minutes of skating, the Blair," he said. . "We're thinking about '94, but it is still competition they had spent years preparing "We decided to stay the whole trip and another two years away," said Marva!. for was over. support the other athletes," Urbanski said. If they decide not to compete, the pair said And what was left was two weeks of "Titat's one important thing about the games, it will not be because of Urbanski's age of 31, Olympic events and memories they will keep that some athletes lose and and they are are . ·which is relatively old for a skater. . tot the rest of their lives. there just for the competition." "In order to develop as· a pairs skater and a Orbanski and Marva! discussed their . "It's very different to be among athletes on dancer you need to be.. older, you need that e~tperiences during a brief interview after a that level. They are very supportive, they are maturity," she said. hbrnecomins ceremony held in their honor at very encouraging, through the good days and · "You need to know how to relate to the Christiana Mall Friday night. the bad." she said, other person and you can't always do that This was the,palr's frrst Olympics, out it The pair said they, too, needed that when !'OU are younger," she said. was not the only frrst they experienced during support, after a long program that began with Marva! said for now the skaters are the trip. Urbanski's blade tearing through Marval's focusing on the World Championships later :'I went to my first hockey game. I went to skate boot and continued to spiral downhill this month, and after that they will tour the 'four hockey games," said Urbanski. "I saw from there. country through April. Top: Calla Urbanski tile bobsledders and we saw Bonnie Blair Urbanski said, "They. were just freaky Despite their disappointing performance, and Rocky Marval capture her first gold medal. It was really things that happened.We were looking for a skating was the high point of the festival for relive Olympic exciting." real clean performance at the Olympics. We the pair. memories at a Marva! said, "We got to see a lot of events didn't have the performance we wanted and "Stepping on the ice for the original homecoming we had never seen before in our lives, like there were a lot of variables affected the way program was the best moment. It was the performance at the luge.'; we skated." biggest adrenaline rush," said Marval. Delaware Field The hockey games were so popular, he "You learn from that and with the "To add to all lhat we had a great time and s'ald, that they were never sure where their Olympics two years away, it's something you shared a lot of great memories togel.her." House. Center: Upon arriving home, the pair meet with Sen. William V. Roth Skaters get a hero's welcome upo·n return at the Christiana mall while (bottom)Oiympic continued from page A1 Championships. Olympic experience," said Marva!. McKeever said, "I think they spent so "It is really special to come back to such alternate skater · congratualtions to the skaters. much time skating and it all comes down to a warm welcome and and to share this with Karen Courtland "As the 1992 United States Olympians in one performance and that's not fair." everyone in Wilmington and the Albertville, France, you represented your Praise also came from skating coach and Philadelphia area," said Urbanski, who, at country with commitment and dignity 1960 01 ympic bronze-medalist Ron 31, is almost twice the age of some of her worthy of champions," read Roselle ' s Ludington. competitors. i;nessage. "One thing I was very aware of, and I The reception was part of the Christiana After receiving congratulations, the pair thought they handled very well, was the Newark Winter Festival which also included aCcepted plaques of recognition from Brad incredible pressure from the media. a skating exhibition Saturday night at the Co~t and Joel McKeever, members of the "Everyone wanted a piece of them and Blue Ice Arena. University of Delaware Figure Skating they spent time dealing with things other The show, which showcased Urbanski Photos by ~mill~n Gretsch Tean'l. than their training and that's not easy to and Marva! skating in Mirmie and Mickey and Pamela Wray De Stefano ''11ley're powerful skaters. They have a do," he said. Mouse costumes, was sold out. kn of speed and ·do all the hard tricks really Marva! and Urbanski then spoke to the The show also featured skaters Karen ·well," McKeever said. crowd, thanking them for the support they Cortland and R. Todd Reynolds, and Elaine \'At nationals they just blew everyone off received. Asanakis and Mark Naylor. the ice," said McKeever, who competed "I'd like to thank everyone for coming Proceeds from the exhibition benefited against the pair at the National out tonight and supporting us in our the Delaware Amateur Skating Foundation. Colden group continues a cappella tradition at university

By I. Mart Kleiman were a group of eight. chosen, Utt said, an "unusual cappella group at the university. packed crowd in Daugherty Hall. last fall's Christmas concert. "It .stild!ftl Affairs Editor Five members were welcomed ceremony" takes place. The group "It all began in a small off­ This was the beginning of many to turned out to be one of our best In th4! fall of 1988 a small group after the auditions. gathers outside the dorm or campus apartment," Emerson said, come throughout the campus, region songs," Utt said. Of friends began the first a Cappella "In the past our turnouts for the· apartment of the prospective Golden and in time audiences were and state. Aron Kotofsky (AS SR) said: &ftNP at the university. To keep the auditions have been great. We Blue and serenades him or her and introduced to a sound that would " Concerts benefi uing Delaware "I've been to a lot of concerts. They trM!Itlon alive, The Golden Blues sometimes have between 25 and 35 congratulations are given. ' change music at the university for AIDS victims and the New Castle have great harmony. One of my lleld auditions last week to welcome people," said director Kristen Utt Tradition.s such as this began years to come. County Battered Women's Shelter favorites is Yaz's "Only You." new voic:ts for the Spring. (AS JR). "I hoped to have about 40 when Brian Emerson (AS OR), The Golden Blues were an instant have been held on an annual basis," Utt said one of the most moving ' Before this audition in the people this time." founder of The Golden Blues, "had a success. In May of 1988 the group Emerson said. moments the group experienced was Blltchus Theater, The Golden· Blues After the new members are visio":" as Utt calls it, to form an a performed their first concert for a The Golden Blues have come a its performance of Emerson ' s long way. The group that has original arrangement of " America influenced them the most are the the Beautiful" during Operation famous a cappella group, The Desert Storm. Nylons, Utt said. " He completely re-wrote and Student Discounts Every Day A cappella, or without diverged from the original melody," We wash & cut your hair. instrumental accompaniment, is a she said. You dry it at our Hair Bar music form not yet established "We got an instant standing full of Nexus, Sebastian, among university students, she said, ovation." 3TS Vavoom and Paul Mitchell but "we were very successful when The Golden Blues traveled to the $14.00 women · Panhellenic Council we sold 300 tapes of our music. University of Maryland last weekend . ~s . "We have our groupies, but a lot to perform with an a cappella group c§jtO b\ . welcomes of people don't know about this type called The Generics. '6Uppet ?Jut.s of music," she said. They have played at other area The group only performs two schools in the past such as the ' HAIR .AND ~L SALON Kappa Delta formal concerts a year because University of Pennsylvania, Franklin (302) ·~·1225 as the ".learning new music is difficult," Utt arid Marshall and Loyola. 100 Eltcton Road said::·"lf·_we played more concerts Alicia Babbit (AS SR).said: "] """"""'· Delaware 19111 per year we may not sell out as we think they have a lot of talent and I University of do when we play only two." really enjoy their performances. The Golden Blues sing many They introduced me to a whole new Please Specify Delaware's covers but also sing original songs. form of music." Use of Halrbarl Crowd favorites include The The group hopes to have Nylons' version of "This Island continued success and support from lOth Sorority Earth" and "The Lion Sleeps the university. They plan to have a Tonight." along with Joe Jackson's second recording in the near future, "Is She Really Going Out With Unsaid. Him?" But to Emerson, "the idea of The group performed its first sjnging to have a good time remains original song, "Come Along,". the essence of the group's written by PJ. Gorenc (BE SR), at existence."

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The new Bob Carpenter its goal of multiculturalism and Sports/Convocation Center will diversity. attact prospective student athletes In order to attract minority and fans to the University of faculty members, blacks in Delaware. particular, this university needs to The new marine biology and back its commitment to the chemistry laboratory will certainly students with action. draw scientific-minded students If it is money that will attract from afar. and keep black professors here, Wil Shamlln And the imported $345,00f) then make a more concerted effort bricks adorning North College to obtain those funds. Once the Avenue will make everyone hiring decision is made, continue coming running to our beauteous the progress by ensuring these Cutting back at the cost of education campus. scholars do not run into a glass But who will attract more ceiling preventing further The instructor trolled into the This problem is further complicated teach a few classes during the normal minority students? promotions. classroom, dropped his books onto the when the costs per credit hour for semester under observation. This Who will provide the impetus It is vital to this institution that desk and promptly said he had not courses taught by professors during the would allow any major problems to be taught this course before. He asked fall and spring semesters are compared corrected and ensure a beuer teaching for black students to make the the needs of all students are being that the students be patient with him. to those taught by non-professors standard. decision to come to Delaware? met. The university only stands Throughout the first lecture, he during winter and swruner semesters. However, because gra~uate No one has yet come up with an only to lose more money with stuttered and stammered his way If a student taRes 15 credit hours students have less knowledge of their acceptable answer to these dropping enrollment if this through an hour and a half, haltingly with an instate tuition cost of $1,610, subjects than professors, little research questions. Sure, programs have situation is not rectified explaining complicated theories. the cost per credit hour is $107.33. experience and insufficient ability to been implemented and progress is immediately. The second and third lectures were If a student takes a three credit explain their knowledge to general much the same but with added course during summer or winter interest students, their abilities will not being monitored, but despite this Develop special commiuees to problems: he was unable to explain sessions, in-state tuition is $404. The equal the professor's abilities, even there was a one percent drop in investigate how we could improve many of the concepts thoroughly to cost per credit is $134.66. In some with pre-semester training. minority enrolJment for 1991-92. the numbers, and then act on that general interest students; often he cases, therefore, students are paying The . university must therefort We need role models and advice. We cannot afford to only could not answer questions and would considerably more tuition but indicate in the regis~tion booklet that faculty members in positions to take it under advisement, there respond, "Well, you just have to trust receiving sub-standard instruction. the course wiii not be taught by a help guide this university towards must be swift action. me that it is true." The class was Even if the price per credit hour professor so students will be able to boring because he read everything were the same, the fact is the quality of make an informed decision whether 10 from a script and had no teaching education is substantially different enroll. presence. . depending on if a professor or Students should also be offered This scenario is increasingly graduate student is teaching the rebates or reductions in tuition if their prevalent on campus as departments course. courses are taught by graduate students About Review & Opinion hire graduate students as instructors At first glance, the obvious solution or teaching assistants. It is grossly Review and Opinion: The opinion page is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial for winter and summer session classes to this problem is for departments to unfair to charge students more, or even above represents the consensus of The Re~~iew staff and is written by the editorial editor, except in an attempt to save money. insist that professors teach all courses. the same price, when the standards are when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial cartoons represent th e opinion of the A steadily worsening economy has lt would be unfair, though, not to give lower and the course content reduced. artist. letters to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. affected all departments through professors the option of taking a Education is the primary goal In budget reductions and efforts to cut semester break and it would end up any university, and it is about time back are understandable. being m9re expensive as professors officials at this university realize However, the primary reason demand higher salaries for teaching students will not accept inferior students attend this university is to more classes and having less free time . standards under the excuse of saving team . It is wrong for cutbacks to affect Employing graduate students as money. Editorial columnists the quality of education. By hiring instructors is a suitable method for Richard Jones, editor in chief Molly Williams, editorial editor graduate students as instructors, the reducing costs while still offering Linda Anderson is the environmental xoH Dailey, columnist Jason Sean Garber, columnist education standard is being reduced courses. However, professors should reporter of The Review. Paul Kane, columnist Greg Orlando, column ist because instruction is often ineffective, train their assistants before unleashing uninteresting and incomplete. them on the class by insisting they

Solution to country's woes lie in a long-term vision The prevailing mood in America during the last direction. been changed. The Cold War is over and he no a clue when it comes to his own people. year has been marked by a pessimism rarely seen Reagan told the American people that it was longer knows how to play the game. What he fears ln spite of his personal shoncomings, Bush's since the Great Depression. Despite indications time for America to stand up to the Soviet Union. more than anything is making a wrong move, so hands off policy of economic management would that the economy is starting to recover, there is a He restored the people 's confidence by sharing instead of trying to lead the country to recovery, work fme if the nation's economy weren't such a growing fear that America is in for some long, with them his dream of America as the leader of he plays it safe and does oothing. mess. But at this point in our history, America hard times. the free world. Though he would never admit it, Bush doesn't needs someone who can lead us out of the Unfortunately, this attitude is likely to become Whether you agreed with his direction, there is have a plan to fix the economy. He believes the wilderness. a self-fulfilling prophecy. If consumer confidence no doubt that Reagan was leading the country economy will fix itself; govenunent meddling will Unfortunately, our current president would· remains low, people are less likely to spend what toward a specific goal. ln that sense he was a good only make the recession worse. rather play the part of a modern day Nero: little money they may have saved. This in turn president, people believed he knew what he was From the standpoint of economic theory, munching on pork rinds while America bums. deprives the economy of needed capital; the doing. Bush's stance seems to make sense; but try telling President Bush was elected in 1988 because the inevitable result is the economy becomes weaker, President Bush, however, is a different matter. that to an unemployed auto worker who can't fmd voters believed he shared Reagan's vision of more people lose their jobs and the downward Bush won his election promising to "stay the a job. America. But now, four years later, It is painfully economic-spiral continues. course" set by Reagan. His only mandate was to At this point, almost anything the president obvious that Bush isn't a person who dreams of Much of the blame for this condition lies with continue Reagan's Cold War policies. Bush, a chooses to do would be better than doing nothing. fulfilling America's potential. He is nothing more President Bush. former director of the Central lntelligence Agency, But with each passing day, the president looks less than an overachieving bureaucrat. Throughout history, during times of transition, knew how to play the pan of the cold warrior like a leader and more like a cowering sheep. The president may have been the right person to the American people have looked to their because the problems facing America seemed so Bush's problem is that he doesn't know what lead us to victory in the Cold War; but he is president for leadership. obvious. its like to stand in the unemployment line. He sees clearly not qualified to lead this nation in the war's Today, America faces a great economic crisis. But the recent Soviet capitulation which led to unemployment as a statistic released once a aftennath. Consumer confidence is at its lowest level since the end of the Cold War exposed the president as a month, but doesn't understand the human If America is to remain a first-rate nation, it 1974. The country is sorely in need of a political shan-sighted man who doesn 't have a long range suffering it involves. The pundits who claim that will need a president who is not only up to the task leader who is able 10 point the United States in a vision for the future. Bush has lost touch with the AmericiUl people are of solving our current problems, but is capable of new direction. For the first time in nearly 45 years, America mistaken; the truth is, the president has never been leading us 10 a better and brighter future. During the early 1980s America was in the doesn't seem to have any sense of direction. The in touch with the people. middle of a similar economic malaise. President president who promised to stay the course, now That is why he is known as the foreign policy Robert Weston is a contributing editor of The Reagan was able to lead the nation out of that finds himself without a course to stay. president. Our blue-blooded leader understands Review and the winner of the 1991 National recession by giving the country a sense of Right before the president's eyes, Llte rules have the elites of Europe and Asia; but he doesn't have College journalist of the Year Award.

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Sensitivity or safe sex J continue to have sex whether you like it or scandals of today's fallen TV evangelists. removing, photographing, forging, dropped due to some sort of "political On Feb. is a letter appeared in The not. By driving home the message that you Wonderfully creative stage settings counterfeiting, altering, or misues of any pressure." In fact, the charges were Re11iew stating that the advertisements for can die from not practicing safe sex, include the scene in "Peer Gynt" in which document or record maintained by any initiated due to political, pessure. "National Condom Week " were an affront maybe we can stop this epidemic. a parachute is transformed Into a stonny individual or group of the university But if anyone knows about pollical to them and that the university was not I just hope the university doesn't cave sea, IUld the scene in "King Lear" in which community" is prohibited. Is a flier, "a pressure, it is Greene and his BSU. being "sensitive" to their beliefs. I would in to every bunch of idiots who cries the action of the battle seems to surround circular .. .for mass distribution" (Webster's This is the same group that staged the like to invite you to step into the 20th "insensitivity." the audience in shadowy figures and red II New Riverside University Dictionary), infamous Smith Hall sit-in last year that century. light. equivalent to a "document... maintained" violated several elements of the Code of Look around you, guys. The number of Mark Flynn (AS SR) I hope the university will not cut this by a group? Most cenianly not. Conduct (Section 4, Disruptive Conduct, AIDS cases is rapidly rising without the great cultural program from their Greene states that we, YAF, ripped just to name one), and not only escaped hope of a cure or vaccine being discovered Bravo for theater program curriculum IUld I encourage everyone 10 go down the flier that we used 10 create our any sort of prosecution, but managed to get in the near future. Syphilis, gonorrhea and I would like to compliment the and see a PTI'P production! revised flier. On this note we suggest to President Roselle to come down and sign hepatitis are just some of the Olher dangers wonderful performances of the Greene that he verify his statements before their silly statement of demands. out there for unprotected couples. One Professional Theater Training Program or lisa Schoenster (AS GM) he prints them. The flier that we used was When one recalls the inept handling of would think that the possibility of saving ·the University of Delaware. I have one of a large supply that was laying on a the glorious Smith Hall sit-In, one can only even one life would be enough to attended several of their programs over the Confusion of definitions table in the Perkin's Student Center for uk the same question that Oreene asked in oven:ome anyone's squeamishness at the past year and have thoroughly enjoyed In a recent letter to the editor, Joshua "mass distribution." his letter, "Doesn't this allow other groups mention of the word "condom." each performance. The choice of plays, Greene, the president of the Black Student Taking down another group's fliers is to commit the same offense and not get I know you are probably thinking if imaginative stage sets and acting skills are Union (BSU), seems to be a bit puzzled wrong, but picking up one flier from a charged?" everyone waited until they sot married excellent. over the distinction between a flier and a stack of fliers, adding a few satirical before havinl ~ex there woaldn't be any An especially timely play chosen was document. comments and distibutlng copies of the Anthony Renzette (,\5 GR) problem. The facu n that this is not the Moliere's "Tanuffe," a satire of false piety The Student Handbook states that the new flier is not and should never be wron&· Jon Pastore (,\5 SR) • case. Unmarried atudents are aoinl to and religious sentiment not unlike the "unauthori.zed reading, duplication, Josh aJ• implies that our ciWJes were Young Americans for Freedom March 3, 19921UHE REVIEW •.A9 1991-92 SHORT STORIES Student and POEMS... -fDOWN CAESURA, the University of Delaware's Literary Magazine, is n9w taking submissions AJNDER Rules: DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: TUESDAY: What The Buck · 1. ¥Y registered undergraduate or graduate student is $1.00 Molson, Molson Light eligible to submit. Has Been Extended to March 6 No work will be accepted $1.00 Moosehead, Moosehead Ute 2. Work must be original, limit 3 stories and/or 10 poems. S1.00 Wings & Pizza 3. All entries must be typed. after this date. 4. Each poem must be submitted on a separate sheet of paper. Poems and stories accepted for wEDNESDAY: Down under's . 5. 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People aren't embarrassed to ask for prophylactics - by size, flavor, color and texture -- in this age of AIDS and unwanted pregnanc1e

/ By Kimberley Jenkins Owens says about 70 percent of the store' s "I th ink half the track team was waiting Sraff Reporter customers are women age 18 to 35 . outside, Dave says. rap that rascal! "Women are the ones who make the big "It was kind of the hip thing to do, to send This is a familiar cry in a decade dec ision," Owens says. "Men can say that sophomore in to make the purchase with all when unprotected sex is pleasurable - they'll use a condom, but women really ensure freshmen looking in the windows of Wbut possibly deadly. it." pharmacy." As of October 1991, the number of deaths Alison Wolters (HR SO) says her boyfriend In high school, condoms were us from AIDS nationwide topped 120,000. With told her it would be a good experience for her pregnancy prevention, Dave says, but this rising degree of risk, many protect to buy the condoms. focus is on preventing death and disease. themselves with condoms - which can be of "I went into a Turkey Hill [convenience According to Chris Polo of the P any shape, color or flavor. store] and browsed around, trying to look like I Parenthood Wilmington office, c Condoms are an old concept, says Ted had something else to buy," Wolters says of her effective in preventing pregnancy Owens, one of the owners of Condom Nation, a first time buying condoms. percent of the time, if used properly. Philadelphia store that sells 217 types of "I finally looked at the selection and picked But effective condoms come condoms and distributes condom, contraception out the strongest condoms with the most different colors and sizes, not just and AIDS information. spermicide." Owens says. Owens, who has studied the history of When she was trying to pay for the Condom Nation carries ribbed, condoms, says sexual partners tied on condoms prophylactics, Wolters recalls, an older woman flavored condoms. Their top of animal skins in prehistoric times. at th P- counter yelled: "It's nothing to be in-the-dark condoms, Owens In more recent history, he says, Schmid ashamed about! We all have sex! Good thing Some other unusual v Laboratories was a sausage factory before it you 're using a condom- I buy them myself!" Rubber Duckie Condom, a began developing and marketing Ramses brand Dave (not his real name), a junior in the cartoon-style ducks on it, condoms. , College of Business and Economics, also Bomber, a condom fash Condom Nation, open since November, sells remembers his first condom purchase, in high warplane. condoms ranging from 50 cents to S3 each. school, as a kind of _trial. ·Little Village lays out supergr up success Hit the road Wilburys, here come fellow aging rockers Keltner, der, Lowe and Hiatt

Little Village Little Village Reprise Records Album Review Grade: B·

By Matthew Gray place where everybody goes to dance, hang Copy Edlror around and have an all-around peachy time " 'till If the small-town sound is what you're the break of dawn." ' • looking for, then an uncomplicated Little These songs were all written specifically for • Vlllaae is your destination. this project, which might explain the album's Ry Cooder, John·.Hiau; Nick Lowe and Jim recurrent driving motif. Keltner are the latest "supergroup" to hit the "She Runs Hot," the album 's first single, is a scene, a son of poor man's Traveling Wilburys. goofy, good-old-boy song that compares women • combining a mixture of humorous, thoughtful to cars. This clicM-ridden junk tune just isn't • but, in some cases, boring and clich~d music. worth the time it takes to listen to . The four recently collaborated on a Hiau solo "Don't Think About Her When You're Trying project where they recognized the possibility for To Drive," is much better, providing the greatest • Little VIllage. demonstration of Hiatt's soulful vocals. Here he Cooder and Hiatt create a blues foundation, warns men not to allow heartbreak to interfere • and with the layer of Lowe's pop-rock with life, or driving. influence, provide a wider appeal for the Probably the worst song is "Big Love," in album's 11 tracks. which Hiatt sings about his unusually great need Keltner, a session drummer who's worked for companionship. • with Cooder for nearly 20 years, is probably While Hiatt seems to dominate the album, best known for his work with the Traveling Lowe imposes his 1950s rock'n'roll sound on Wilburys. "Take Another Look." His nasal vocals provide The album begins with "Solar Sex Panel," a a refreshing contrast to Hiatt's often laid-back, song about the pleasures of hair loss and the Southern sound. notion that sunlight on the skull means added Things take a social tum in the calypso-like virility and "solar powered Iovin'. •' "Do You Want My Job." Here an underpaid This environmental theme is built around laborer laments about his family's material • hilarious lyrics such as: "Got a fire on top of my needs and the environmental destruction of his head/ I'm a love regenerator/Why don't you get island home. up off your tanning bed/ I'm an ultra-violet "I remember when the air was sweet/And I • Penetrator." brought home the fish to eat," Hiatt sings with a Ry Cooder, Nick Lowe and John Hiatt, all veteran rock artists, are getting older by the This original thought is followed by "The semi-Jamaican accent. "Now we buy Spam from Ac1,'' a rehash of the old story about the cool ... 1...... /1Jinfortu1natelv. many of their Little VIllage so"f lyrics and concepts are just as creaky. see BUILDING paae 85 1 Pea turin ••• March 3, 1992 • THE REVIEW. 82 Rockin' Harter Hall hell raisers·shouldn't throw stones A sadistic dentist lives next door. This official might one day send the dentist throw rocks against my wall as the newest sleep after being ru~ e l y awakened by the His drills wake me up at 7:30 a.m., and to Sharp - "Oops, we made a mistake," form of percussion. Haner Hal l hell raisers. they're so loud I can't hear his victims Feature Forum she'lllater tell its then-toothless residents. Those loud crews outside my window in To replenish the supply of rocks to wake scream. I imagine this dentist office in But I'll try to convince myself that the the wee hours of Winter Session mornings me up each morning, huge trucks plow Harter Hall is a scene right out of Little By Meredith rumbling, piercing background noise either must have been digging for rocks to through the al ley behind Harter-Sharp, Shop of Horrors. muffled my voice or was so loud that she bombard me. where their stony contents are emptied. Supposedly Harter's being renovated this Brittain thought I couldn't have been calling from And the craters all over campus, such as Or maybe these trucks carry drugs to the year, but since I live in the adjoining dorm, anywhere but Haner. the perpetual pothole at the Pumeli-Smith s toned in habitants of th e Haner crac k Sharp, I know the real story. Anyway, the decibel level in Haner is steps, are, doubtless, quarries that suppl y house. With its stripped wal ls and sledge­ I share a wall of my room with a room in which had been waking me on and off since louder than a rock concen, so I'm glad I'm unending quantities of boulders for these hammered look, Haner should be a magnet Haner, and I'm often awakened by noise September. not living there, or I would always be arrogant musicians. for drug lords from the dirtiest slums. therein -I don't even have to press my ear "So, you live in Harter?" the housing awake. I know these "workers" have big egos I've got it. against the shaking plaster partition. official asked. Thinking more abOut the noise next door, because they play encores every morning, The dentis t is the head of the drug ring, I called Housing one morning to Considering Harter's interior looks like 1 figured the sound of boulders being including one at 6:50 a.m. during Wimer and his rock band is the from for his illegal complain that I was rising earlier than it's been hit with a wrecking ball, I thrown against my wall might actually be a Session exams. activities. roosters at the Ag school. After being answered no. rock concert. After all, a sadistic dentist The lyric continues, "Twice on the pipe Or maybe Harter's a boxing ring, or a volleyed around to about a million clueless Her ignorance reminded me of the would probably be stationed nearer to if the answer is no ..." hidden area for discipli ning students, or .. . people, someone finally took a message. stupidity of an Amtrak official who Laurel Hall. Suddenly I remembered how Sharp lost My mind spins with the possibilities ... She turned out to be equally in the dark apparently thougl.t Newark, Del., wa~ in I thought of the lyrics to an old song on water a few months ago, probably from I've really got to get more sleep. - maybe aft«>r being hit over the head at New Jersey, ~ o he gave me the wrong my parent's radio station, "Knock three those frustrated heavy-metal musicians the Harter " ...struction" site. ticket. times on the ceiling if you wam me .. ." knocking on pipes connected to Sharp. Meredith Brittain is a fea tures editor of I explained I was a Sharp resident It's not reassuring to discover Housing This memory clinched it- a rock band, This rock-band theory explains why I The Review. Fcat~ re Forums appear every annoyed about the early noise in Harter, doesn't know one building from another. probably called Men At Work, likes to used earplugs one morning to go back to Tuesday in The Review.

Tuesday, March 3 Wednesday, March 4 Student Coalition for ClJoice Meeting: Room 301, Perkins Student Center, 6 to Performance: The Dei'Arte Wind Workshop: "Job Search Strategies: The 7p.m. Quintet with Christine Delbeau. loudis Hidden Job Market " Career Planning Recital Hall, Amy E. DuPont Music Minicourse: •Protein Evolution : Is It u and Placement Raub Hall, 3:30p.m. Possible to Distinguish Between Building. 8 p.m. Workshop: "English Education." 203 Convergent and Divergent Evolution?" Press Conference: In recognition of Memorial Hall, 3 to 4:30p.m. with Joell. Sussman. 203 Drake Hall, Adopt-A-Block partidpants. Council noon. To attend, call831-2739. D Researm on Radsm: "Black Woman as Chamber, City of Newark Municipal Villain,· with Carole Marks. Ewing Room, Seminar: lecture on the DOS-Viruses Building. 220 Elkton Road, 11 a.m. For Perkins Student Center, 12:20 to 1:10 including virus protection, F-PROT information,call 368·1525. p.m. program and Michaelangelo virus. Choice between a 1 to 2 p.m. or 2:15 to 3:15 Mlnirourse: "Can Protein Structures Be Centertainment: Scrounge, Perkins Derived from a limited Set of 3-D p.m. seminar. Everex Classroom, 116 Student CentE r, 8 to 1 1 p.m. Newark Hall . To atte nd, call 831-8445. Building Blocks?" with Joel l. Sussman. Thursday- 203 Drake Hall, noon. To attend, call Honors Floor Deadline: Contract card Colloquium: "High Energy Cosmic Rays: 831-2 739. and $200 deposit for Christiana East What Do We Really Know?" with Honors floor. Payment at Cashier's Dietrich Muel)er. 131 Sharp laboratory, U of D NIGHT Seminar: "Have Regional Per Capita Office, contract card returned to Office of 4p.m. Incomes Conve rged ?" with Jerry Carlino. Housing and Residence life. 324 Pumell Hall, 3:30p.m. Thursday, March 5 Speed!: "Socialism : The Deadly lllusion, • ANNOUNCES Film : Maria's Story. Discussion with by David Horowitz. 140 Smith Hall, 7:30 Minicourse: "How Do Proteins lydia Garner. Women's p.m. Reoognize DNA?" with Joell. Sussman. SPRING SEMESTER HistoryM'ornen's lives series. 100 203 Drake Hall, noon. To attend, call , Kirkbride Hall, 7 p.m. Performance: "Traveling Black History Show," by the Freedom Theater of 831 -2739. DANCE CONTEST! Colloquium: "Do Second language Philadelphia. African Consciousness Literary Theory Group: •The Master [earners Need Interaction?" with Teresa Celebrati on. Bacc hus Theater, Perkins Trope of Cri ticism," wtth Tom leitr:h. 121 Pica. 201 Smith Hall, 4 p.m. Student Center, 7 p.m. Memorial Hall, 12:30 p.m. - weekly Winners -Grand Prize 1- $500 Scholarships to winning pair - Open to U.D, Students Top five movies for the Chestnut Hill Dustin Hoffman who plays an out of 18 and up week ending Feb. 21 Chestnut Hill Plaza, Newark (737-7959) work actor who has to dress up in $1.00 Pepperoni Pizzas drag to get a .soap opera role. What a • 1) Wayne'sWorld ($11 .81 million Beauty and the Beast {G) - Story of hook. Showt1mes: 1:20. a pageant contestant who falls in love for the week) with Mike Tyson. Showtimes: 1:45, Memoirs of an Invisible Man (PG- 2) Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot 3:45 , 6. 13) Chevy Chase goes serious (sort ($7.06 milliOl) The Prince of Tides (R) - Barbra of) . Chevy Chase goes for Daryl 3) Fried Green Tomatoes ($5.01 Hannah. Oh, and Chevy also goes Streisand turns Pat Conroy's tear­ transparent. He probably should have million) jerking and effective novel into a tear­ gone for Fletch 3 instead. til 4) Ml!dicine Man($4.73 million) jerk ing and effective movie. Nick Nolte Showtimes: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9. ~ 5) The Hand The( Rocks the shines like an Oscar. Showtimes: 7:45, Beauty and the Beast (C.) - ;: Cradle ($4.08 mllion) 10:15. Showtimes: 1:15, 3, 4:45,7:15 . .... Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! (PG· ~ Christiana Mall 13)- Sylvester Stallone proves once Prince of Tides (R) - Showtimes: - 1·95 and Route 7 (368-9600 agai n that Rhinestone and Oscar 1:40, 4:25, 7:10,9:55. Fried Green Tomatoes(PG-1 3)­ were no flukes. Sly, you're not funny! Final Analysis (R) - The latest chi .. -~ Deal with it ! Showtimes: 1 :30, 3:30, - ~ Two of Hollywood's hotest triple­ psycho-sexual thriller out of ,.. . named actresses, Mary Suart 5: 45, 8, 10. Hollywood (look for Basic Instinct to .. · come next) . Showtimes: 1:10, 3:50, Masterson and Mary-loute Parker, Cinemark Movies 10 team up in this Southern nurder 7: 20, 10. Fi rs! State Plaz• Shopping Center (994- 7075) ~ mystery set in the 1930s. S~owtime s : The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (R) 1:45 , 4:30,7:15, 10. Radio Flyer (PG-13)- Two boys - Does for nannies what Fatal .. Father of the Bride (PG) - E1en learn to fly with the help of a kindly AHraction did for adulterers . Steve Martin can't save this saJ:oy drug dealer. Fun for the whole Showtimes: 1:35, 1:40, 4, 4:20, feature-length sitcom about a d

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Like mother, like daughter ••• Smyth roommates live in same dorm moms did in 1961 By Tracy Grinnell bond of friendship." similar musical and living Copy Editor In the second half of their freshman year, both experience at the Carolyn Welch returns to her room in Smyth mothers had been searching for new roommates university, some Hall, exhausted from her required freshman gym because of previous roommate complications, as things have changed class, and throws herself down on her bed. Donna did this year. drastically since 1961. Sharon Douglass, her roommate, accustomed "She was so upset and distraught," Sharon "Different dorms ate to the rule of wearing skins to the dining halls, says, remembering when Carolyn first asked her in assigned dining halls, stands by the closet, hard curlers in hair, to room together. you were allowed· only deciding what she'll wear to dinner. "I said I'd take a chance because I was so one serving of things and The year is 1961, and the possibility of their drawn to her right a way," she says. "I didn't girls couldn't wear slacks daughters rooming together in Smyth Hall 31 know her well, but I knew her friends, and they to dinner," Carolyn says. years later hasn't occurred to these roomies. were nice, so I decided Carolyn must be." ln addition. she says the Today, roommates Donna Rodger (AS SO) She adds, "If I hadn't taken a chance, I would campus was mainly confined and Susan Alexander (AG FR) share a special have missed out on a wonderfully close to the mall, freshmen had to bond in a repetition of their mother's friendship. friendship, because Sharon is just like my sister." wear beanies for the whole "It pleases me that they are compatible and A few weeks after graduating from the week of orientation and there enjoying a similar college experience to ours and university, Sharon married, becoming Sharon were no sororities. Kent Dining some of the same activities that we enjoyed," Rodger, and Carolyn was maid of honor. Sharon Hall and coed dorms were Carolyn says. returned from her honeymoon to be maid of nonexistent, and students had to Though they knew each other all their lives, honor the next day, when Carolyn became check in and out with house Donna and Susan hadn't originally intended to Carolyn Alexander. mothers who enforced an II p .m. follow their mothers' lead. The mothers and daughters both adjusted curfew. Donna, at the university a year before Sharon, quickly to each other's ways, sharing in the same Though "details get fuzzy over the wanted to live with someone she knew her interests. years," Sharon says, she explains how second year rather than playing lottery games. "I'm not too sure this happens very often people essentially remember the "I called Susan and asked her if she wanted to today with people," Carolyn says. highlights of the good and bad. For her live with me," Donna recalls. "I really didn't Sharon and Carolyn both liked to work with and her former roommate, looking back think she'd want to- I thought she'd want the their hands and make crafts, knit and sew. on college life produces mostly good 'freshman experience' of living with a new Auending church was another joint venture, memories. person and all the rest that goes along with being according to Carolyn, who was a member of the Carolyn says: "I think of Sharon as one a fn~shman." newly developing lntervarsity Christian of my closest friends. My on! y regret is that we Yet Susan agreed without hesitation. She says, Fellowship (IVCF). don't live closer now." The Alexanders live in "It's exciting because it's kind of like living with Then, however, she says, "We used to attend Cherry Hill, N.J., and the Rodger family lives an older sister I never had." church in what is now the Abbey Dining Hall." three hours away in York, Pa. Sharon says her daughter's nature is similar to Susan says she and Donna "both have the "Hopefully in the future, our daughters will her own and that Susan's is like her mother's. same faith in God," and belong to today's continue to develop a relationship through the 1: "I have a feeling that our daughters have a version of IVCF. years, as adults, as Sharon and I have," she says. very similar relationship to that of mine and "It's cool to do these things together," Susan Sharon, who read an article about three . Carolyn's," she says. says. generations of daughters who went through ,I '· The Alexander family used to visit the Rodger Besides sharing activities with her roommate, Shippensberg University in Pennsylvania, farm twice a year. Donna has some hobbies in common with her says "It's exactly the same situation ' Donna agrees that she and her roommate share mother. She plays the saxophone in the we've started out in. a special bond. "By living together we've gotten university marching band as Sharon did three "I'd love it if our closer. By. seeing each other twice a year, we got decades ago. grandchildren did to know each other, but now we have a closer Although Donna and her mother may have a the same."

~ : Top: Donna Rodger (AS SO) and Susan Alexander (AG FR) room together as their mothers did. Middle: Sharon Rodger attended church in what is now The Abbey. Bottom: Carolyn Alexander recalls when coed dorms didn't exist.

Former professor spins with own record cOmpany

By Tracy Keil project," Rolston said. "Some guy in a way togo." Staff Reporter "Me and my friends [in Philadelphia] get : : different school had lots of money. He rented Currently seeking a master's He said they were lucky when the company together just to entertain ourselves," he said. : As the rain poured down one stormy night his own srudio and recorded his sruff." first began because a lot of the founders of the Rolston said Centaur's next goal is to win a · in Baton Rouge, La .• four young men, This early "stuff," Rolston pointed out, was company had money. They could afford to put Grammy. "You can nominate anyone from • struggling with fits of boredom, made a pretty bad. degree m marketing, Clyde a lot into the company with little return. [any record company) for a Grarnmy," be said. decision that would permanently alter their "It's embarrassing, we're trying to find all "Last year was the best year we've had," Nominations for the Grammy Awards are • lives. of the records and buy them back so we can Rolston has already had almost Rolston said. "Centaur is one of a few small voted on in two elections, Rolston said. The Almost 15 years ago, four freshmen at destroy them," he said. labels to survive." top 5 percent of the second elections go to the Louisiana State University (LSU) were sitting Since then, Centaur Records has improved 15 He attributed this continued existence to the awards ceremony seen on television. in a hamburger joint smoking cigareues. They its standards, producing albums for a variety of years of hands-on experience consistent popularity of jazz and classical 'This knocks out a lot of the smaller labels' decided that night to start their own business. individual musicians and groups including music. Centaur, Rolston said, is one of the only chance of winning," he said. Former university professor Clyde Rolston, Wynton Marsalis and the London Symphony ·with Centaur Records. music companies to switch completely to Although Rolston loves the glamor of the . then also a student at LSU, joined these four Orchestra. compact disc. music business, he also loves academia. He • young men on their venture to create a record 'The London Symphony Orchestra was our He said this switch to recording exclusively wants to pursue academics and also continue • company in Baton Rouge, a city of only biggest and most expensive production," climate has changed considerably since he on CD gave Centaur the reputation of being a to see what Centaur has to offer him. 250,000. Rolston said. Centaur originally produced the moved away. little ahead of their competition. "I can make more money as a "[The founders) all jumped in $2 a share, album in 1980 andre-released it last year. · "It's the home of people like Jimmy "It's one fonnat so it's also a lot cheaper," mathematician right now," he said. and they had themselves a record company," Rolston, who lived in Baton Rouge for 18 Swaggan and David Duke," he said. 'They're he added. But if Centaur Records could suppon him • Rolston said. years, now lives in Philadelphia. He doesn't too conservative." Rolston said ever since he was a boy in the lifestyle be's accustomed to, Rolston Today he is one of the two executives at the plan to move back to Louisiana even though Today, Rolston is in charge of the growing up in Baton Rouge he has been said he'd go for it record company, known as Centaur Records. running his part of the business from distribution of one of Centaur's jazz labels, interested in music. "I've played lots of For the time being, however, Rolston It's still located in Baton Rouge, but Rolston Philadelphia does have some disadvantages. Nebula. instruments, but none of them particularly continues his srudies. He spends his spare time said it's come a long way since 1977. "It would be easier if the company was all "We started off with rock, but we didn' t well," he said. listening to the "boxes and boxes" of tapes With only 100 shares, the company is preuy located in Baton Rouge," Rolston said, "but it have much luck," he said. "We did a few He taught himself to play the guitar and also people send him. e~tclusive, explained Rolston, who now attends works pretty well for me and it keeps me bands that were relatively popular." played the drums until his parents said Each recording he receives represents the ' Temple University to earn a doctorate in, involved in the business." Two years after the company began, it . "enough of that" and ended his short-lived dreams of unsigned musicians who hope appropriately enough, marketing. Rolston also hesitates to move back to switched from rock music to jazz and classical drumming career. Rolston still loves to play Rolston and Centaur Records will be their big · • "Our very first project was a vanity Louisiana because the political and social music because, as Rolston said, "this was the instruments. break into the music industry.

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By Sara Weiss City N..ws Editor The Darkside, a rather unknown British band, comes on strong with their second full· length release, Melomania. The group's music is a potpourri of the college sound. The album reflects a '60s· inspired sound, intertwined with gothic undertones vaguely reminiscent of the Sisters of Mercy. Their continual fuzz guitar echoes the Jesus and Mary Chain and their overall sound resembles Charlatans U.K., the Top- 40/collcge radio band who sprang onto the scene a few years ago. Melomania doesn't actually offer anything new - but· that's all right. If taken in small doses, their hypnotic, alternative style tickles and pleases the ear. Vocalist Pete Bassman's usually monoLOne voice perks up on the first cut, "Always Rising Above Bedlam reggae rhythms with moody You," the album's rust single. Pleasure." The singer, not jah Wobble's Invaders of the Heart synthesizers. It' s not altogether But after the strong opening, this surprisingly, plays a dual role as ().ra/ Records ineffective, but the blend leaves a bad album goes downhill. The songs bass guitarist. Grade: C· wre in the mouths of hungry listeners. showcasing Atlas' singing voice, such The upbeat tune sets toes Despite all of Wobble's guests­ as the internationally flavored tapping as guitarist Kevin Cowen By Chri Dolmetsch such as Sin~ O'Connor and Natacha "Bomba," miss the musical launches a raunchy but tight six· SJ;,ff Reporter Atlas - his music IIK:ks the dcplh thai environment they require. string assault. The fanner sial'S of punk are hard to comes from talent. The guest list also Wobble's partners, guit:uist Justin Toward the end of the song, fin d in today's musical world. Sid includes several dnun programmers - Adams and keyboardist Mark Ferda, drummer Craig Wagstaff goes recovery, The Darkside decides to The Darkside wraps it up with Vicious is dead, Johnny Rotten lives in but how many are really needed to both serve limited purpose and aren't into a tantrum of sticks to skins­ speed it up again with "24 "Rise," a bland, 10-minute song California and the last time we heard Jrogram a drum machine? given the space to be effective. he's a bit annoying here, but gets Hours ." Here Wegstaff's which brings the ear back to the fro m The Clash, they were already The album's best feature is Adams, however, is one of the an "A" for effort, nonetheless. percussion forces Cowen to pick album's crawling, soothing core. selling retrospcctives. Wobble's melodic bass lines - the better performers, and he does shine oo Melomania slows down for a up his pace. Melomania is certainly an But one of Rouen 's former music's main focus- but they too "Everyman's an Island." But he still few cuts as an organ gets The tune 's last minute above-average effort. The album's bandmatcs from Public Image Limited have the mind-numbing power of isn't reard nearly enough. incorporated into the seemingly incorporates drums and two punchy start and raunchy is sti ll injecting a blend of rhythm and repetition. The lyrics sound mumbled and drug-induced ballads. guitars into a satisfying avalanche moments save the rest from selt~uality imo the pop scene. TI1e songs themselves seem to be Rising Above Bedlam seems like it The songs remain sweet, of rock'n'roll. mediocrity. Most of the ever-so· He's fanner PIL bassist Jah Wobble lacking a central focus . It seems as if hasn't been finished yet. Most vocals however, and seem to have a "Cry for Me" is perhaps the mellow Melomania · isn't and his Invaders of the Hean have Wobble had several concepts that sound as if they were derived from one lulling, 'melomanic' effect. Parts lightest song Melomania has to offensive or poorly dorie, but its m:lde a rather confusing record. didn 't develop fully. bass line. of "Someday" sound like excerpts offer. rote treatment of some songs On Rising Above Bedlam, their Among the beuer cuts is one Or maybe the drum machine just from a home relaxation tape. Unfortunately, it's also one of tends to put a damper on the latest release, Wobble tries to blend featuring O'Connor called "Visions of got stuck. Just when all hope is lost for a the album's shorter songs. overall effect.

Bloods port for All There's not much meat to this reveille/Abuse the bugle boy of one forget they 've been listening to Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine almost-:ilbum -a mere six tracks Company B/Stand up, save the the same snappy drum riff for ... EM/ Records and 20 minutes of music - but Queen, Bloodsport for all," Bob well, the whole album. Grade: B· good is good no matter how long or sings through a thundering guitar Bob's voice, while somewhat how short. and bass beat. standard fare, is nonetheless By Greg Orlando And good is good whether you've In this song, where Bob and Bat adequate and nicely supplemented fnrenainmenr Ed.ror heard it before or not. The title track, actually play, one can almost forget by Bat's backing vocals. Anger Carter the Unstoppable Sex "Bloodsport for All," was released the scourge that is the drum seems to rip through Bob's singing Machine. previously on Carter's album 30 machine. This isn't so, however, on at times; this is when he's at his What a neat name. · Something, but the rest of the cuts the second song, "200 I: A absolute finest. Carter the Unstoppable Sex are just now being released to the Clockwork Orange." Here the drums And you just gotta love the Machine. American public. become repetitive, playing the same band's name. The name rolls off the tongue, Bloodsport for All, despite its mind-warping beat ad nauseam - Carter the Unstoppable Sex doesn't it? Like their new pseudo· kiss-and-run makeup, heralds insuring your call to Ralph on the Machine. album Bloodsport For All will roll Carter's all-too-bright future and the big white phone before the song On "Alternate Title," Carter you right off your chair and onto the official return of punk music to a ends. boldly goes where no band has dared floor, making you wonder if you've pop audience. In fact, Carter's punkish-pop tread- a cover of a Monkees' song. listened to the musical equivalent of The (not-quite) album opens with music is haunted by their faceless Oddly enough, this song is the best the Seventh Sign of the Apocalypse. "Bloodsport for All." Pretty third member. The drums don't add of the six and it certainly surpasses Carter the Unstoppabl,e Sex synthesizers begin the song, but anything to this album, but by the Monkee version by 2.36 light Machine ( is that a great name or within moments they 're enveloped ·default, they'll make you aqd some years. what?) is comprised of two blokes, by a monstrous guitar serenade. It's Rolaids to your stomach. Carter the Unstoppable Sex Jim Bob· and Fruit Bat. Bob plays very fitting for a song poking at the This isn't to say the kinda·album Machine. the guitars and doubles as the lead delicate underbelly of both Britain's doesn't work, because on most of Doesn't that sound cool? singer; h is partner Bat plays the military and royalty. Bloodsport for All, the infernal Isn't it a neat name? bass. A drum machine and some "Stand up and beg 'to Sergeant drums are hidden behind Bob' s And Bloodsport for All is a neat programmed synthesizers round out Kirby/Lay down, play dead for Di vocals and thrashing guitars. Also, album. THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch Carter's lineup. and Fergie/Roll up, roll up goes the Bob's intelligent lyrics help to make Almost. Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine punks it up with 'Bioodsport'

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Fires of Revolutionary War Having a ball Jay Joslin, a Newark High School student, and Jasper fueled by Boston Massacre play bowling-ball catch By Jerry Rhodes ' Preston ordered his troops to ''pime and load" their barefoot near Morris swr llepotrl!r weapons. library. A verbal confrontation between a barber's app-entice "Crowd cornrol methods used by the British Army in the THE REVIEW I Lori Barbag and a British guard escalated into a full-scale riot. Before 18th century were very primitive," says Raymond A. the night was over, three citizens were shot dead, two others Callahan, a history professor. ''There was no specialized were faaally wounded, and the American colonies were one training." . step closer to revolution. Preston fonned his men into a semicircle, facing the The Boston Massacre, which occurred on the evening of swelling mob of about 200 people. "Bloody Lobster March 5, 1770, was the culmination of increasing unrest Backs!" the crowd screamed as it continued to bombard the during two years of British occupation. red~lad troops with snowballs and pieces of cc;>al. Citizens of Boston frercely resisted the daily sight of No one knows whether an order to frre was given, but British troops conducting military exercises in the bean of when the sporadic firing stopped, three men lay dead in the the town. street, and ·two more would die later from their wounds. "The working classes feared lhat their jobs were The troops reloaded their weapons to fire again, if threatened by the soldiers who worked part time for local necessary, but local leaders intervened. and the crowd employers," says Cathy Matson, a hi stay professor. dispersed without more carnage. The citizens of Boston Ther'e were numerous nightly clashes between off-duty . demanded justice for the murder of five unarmed men . soldiers and worlting~lass youths. "The trial was as important as the massacre itself, A~t two weeks before the massacre, a youth was because it kept the incident alive in the press for months killed during a confrontation with a suspected informer for . after the event," Matson says. the British authorities. Newspaper coverage of the trial, headlined "Murder ·Emotions ran high as a crowd gathered at the funeral of Bloody Murder," circulated freely through the colonies. the youth, who some considered a martyr. Capt. Preston, defended by John Adams, was acquitted "It was clear lhat things were moving towards a and immediately returned to England. conflict," says Christine Heyrman of the history Though six soldiers were also found not guilty,•the deparunent. sentry and another soldier were found guilty of Three days before the massacre, a British soldier and an manslaughter. employee at a local rope-making factory st.aned a brawl that The most immediate result of the Boston Massacre was soon involved do1..ens of soldiers and workers. the removal of the British troops from the town to Castle Tension between soldiers and the population was at a William, in Boston harbor. fever pitch that weekend, as both sides feared for their "The massacre served to widen the adversarial safety. relationship between England and her American colonies," Crowd actions were very prevalent during the 18th Matson says. Between 1770 and 1776, she says, the pace of century, Heynnan says. "Sometimes the wider community revolutionary activities intensified. would become involved, and there were occasions where Twenty days after the massacre, newspapers circulated people were killed." Paul Revere's engraving of British soldiers firing almost The night of March 5, I no, was such an occasion. point-blank into a crowd of unarmed civilians. The Hugh Montgomery, a sentry on duty at the Custom powerful image communicated, even to the masses of House, found himself the target of ice balls and insults illiterate citizens, the reality of British oppression. when a barber's apprentice pointed him out to a growing "Before the massacre, there was still a chance of possible crowd as "the son of a bitch that knocked me down." reconciliation," Matson says. "The massacre sped the pace The harried soldier called out the main guard. Capt. to revolution." ·Condomania strikes Building a Little Village continued from page Bl "Many women come in and carefully pick out condoms," continued from page B1 This album will be best Red, white and blue condoms Owens says. "They discuss and ask appreciated by Hiatt fans -and are available for the patriotic, about a lot of personal things." th e grocery store/ 'Cause you blues fans in general, while Lowe Owens says. The store makes customers can't eat the fish no more." followers might be disappointed. Natural skin condoms are also more comfortable when purchasing Some will probably consider Unlike most supergroups, Li ttle this the album's greatest song, available, he says, condoms than Village plans to tour, so we'll ~ee but are kept in a pharmacies do, whil e others will see it as an if these competing egos can stick glass case and are attem pt to cash in on the popular together. sold with the Unusual varieties of Owen~~=y~an and social-commentary routine. It's As for its debut album, Little the on I y such song in the explanation that one woman work THE REVIEW I Pamela Wray De Stefano Village shows a lot of promise as these condoms are condoms include each shift. Besides plain latex, prophylactics come in different flavors, textures collection, but a judgment of its a great all-star combo. . not pro-tection Loretta and sizes -and o.ne kind even glows in the dark. sincerity will have to be left to the A few more original ideas and against AIDS. prophylactics with Taylor, director of listener. their next one could be fabulous. Condom Na-tion education at the will sell the female cartoon-style ducks Wilmington Plan- Parenthood office served 257 male Wolters says, "It used to be if condom when it ned Parenthood patients during 1990, Taylor says. you got a sexually transmitted comes to stores in office, says many "It's a man's responsibility to disease, you could just get a shot, May. on them and ones men come into the himself and to others to get and but now if you get something like The device, clinic for condoms. use condoms," Dave says, noting, AIDS, you 're going to die." which Polo says is fashioned after a Planned .Parent­ "It would be nice if the female had As for personal preferences, 84 percent effect­ hood gives watk­ them once in a while." Dave says lubricated condoms are ive, is a seven-inch warplane. ins an~ patients the Putting a condom on is a·shared · the most functional. He believes plastic bag with a first three condoms effort, Dave believes. ribbing is more a female flexible ring inside free . Debbie Wismer (AS SO) says a preference. the closed upper " Some people former roommate used to clock the Dave says he has tried both end and another come in every day amount of time it took for her to colored and flavored condoms, but ring at the open bottom. for the free condoms," Taylor says. put a condom on her partner. · recommends staying away from The top ring is inserted behind Planned Parenthood offers Wismer says men are afraid not "that sort of absurdity" for the first the pubic bone and stays in place colored condoms but none that to use condoms. sexual experience. during intercourse, with the outer glow in the dark, because they are "There is just too much risk," He says, "You don't want to ring pressed against the woman's too expensive. she says. make sex a bizarre experience the body. 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The Review, Volunw 11B, Number 39 March 3, 1992 • 87 Beat goes on for men as win streak hits 16 Cagers down Maine, New Hampshire to improve to 23-3; Steinwedel ties win mark By Dan B. levine \ the Wildcats' upset bid. Coles to just seven points and held Managing Ediror Dunkley blocked three shots, made junior guard Anthony Wright Erst the bad news from Saturday 's one steal and grabbed two of his seven scoreless. men ' s basketball game between rebounds in the final three minutes to "We passed around the zone too Delaware and the University of New help the Hens' defense yield the fewest much," said. Murray, who led Hampshire: points scored upon them by a Division Delaware with 17 points on six for 10 I. The Hens shot a mere 35.9 I opponent in 188 games. shooting from the perimeter. percent for the game, including a "I thought Dunkley, in the second "Each time we attacked it and went paltry 27 .3 percent in the second half. half, played one of his best games," inside the gaps, we got some layups 2. Delaware's 55 points was the said Steinwedel. "Defensively; his and some easy shots inside. That's team's lowest output all year. intensity was outstanding. He was all something you have to do every time 3. The Hens missed 11 free throws, over the place; he was really bothering against a zone, and if you don't, you including six in the last one minute and them and rebounding." make it tough for yourself," Murray 31 seconds of the game. But Delaware's offense struggled said. Now the good news: they still won. from the perimeter as New Hampshire It also didn't help the Hens that the r' Yes,indeed,Delaware's55-49ugly (7-18 overall, 5-8 North Atlantic Wildcats controlled the tempo by ,.. victory over the Wildcats before 2,622 Conference) sagged back on the Hens' taking up to 30 seconds off of the 45- .' at the Field House increased the (23-3 overall, 13-0 NAC) taller front second shot clock on most of their nation's second-longest winning streak line. offensive possessions. to 16 games, despite the Hens' 'Their zone was effective because New Hampshire took advantage of problems with New Hampshire's zone Murray was the only one hitting the good defense and its offensive strategy defense. outside shot," said Delaware freshman and entered the half trailing only by "I figure that you've got to have point guard Brian Pearl, who battled 26-22, but could not catch the Hens. some performances like this and to win through zero for five shooting from the DUNKS AND BLOCKS- them says a lot for us," said Delaware field. Saturday was Senior Day as the five coach Steve Steinwcdel, who tied lrv New Hampshire center James Ben seniors, C~,>les, Murray, Denard Wisniewski's school record for wins said: 'They're athletic enough that you Montgomery, Steve Lubas and Rob with hi~ Ill th victory Saturday. can't just let them do what they want. Jackson start~d together as a unit. Senior guard Mark Murray's third Their inside game is what you have to Delaware defeated Maine 82-75 three-pointer of the game with 3:22 take away from them, so we just Friday night behind Wright's 24 points THE REVIEW I Maximillian Cretsch remaining gave the Hens a 51-45 lead packed it in." and five offensive rebowxls. The Hens Ot!laware senior guard Mark Murray (44) defends New Hampshire's Bryant Davis during the Hens' 55-49 and solid defense by Delaware jurtior Pack it in the Wildcats did, as they try to close out the NAC regular win over the Wildcats Saturday. Murray scored 17 points on six for 10 shooting from the field Saturday. center Spencer Dunkley helped thwart limited Hens' leading scorer Alex season undefeated tomorrow night at

Swimmers claim ~econd place in NAC's

Pal mer, 2 00-yard Helondovitch sets medley-relay team four school, three spark men conference·records

By Brandon Jamison By Brandon Jamison Assisranr Spom Ediror Assisranr Sporrs Ediror First-place finishes were few and far between To say that Delaware swimming and diving for the Delaware men's swimming and diving coach John Hayman and junior swimmer Chris team last weekend. Helondovitch had good weekends would be However, the Hens had the talent, depth and like saying· King Kong was a big chimp; both stamina to emerge with a solid second place fi nish. are gross understatements . in the North Atlantic Conference championships at Helondovitch was an integral part of the Carpenter Sports Building. Delaware women's swimming and diving Delaware finished with 600 points, a far cry team's success, as they placed second in a hard from Dre1tel University's winning total of 742. But fought North Atlantic Conference the meet was still considered a success to the Championship at Carpenter Sports Building Hens, who finished more than 100 points ahead of this weekend. third-place Northeastern University . Boston University won the championships Delaware swimming and diving coach John with 627.5 points, edging out the Hens' 604. Hayman offered two explanations for the two large Both schools easily outdistanced the next point differentials. closest competitor, Northeastern University, "We are a young team and our ine1tpcrience who had 479 points. may have held us back," he said, referri ng to Hayman was voted Women's Coach of the Drexel's victory, "but we had an advantage in Year by his peers immediately after the final depth. All those lower place finishes added up for point totals were announced. He took the news us, because the other teams wouldn 't have as many swimmingly well; for he had no choice, his people swimming in an event as we did." women's team had thrown him into the pool. Junior Clint Tracy saw the Hens finish as an "I'm ecstatic, this is the best conference indication of things to come. meet we could have had competition-wise," "Drexel will graduate 11 swimmers this year, THE REVIEW I Maximillian Cretsch said a soaked Hayman of his team's first and we only graduate four," said Tracy, who The Delaware men's and women's swimming and diving teams took second place in this weekend's championship appearance in their new see MEN page B8 North Atlantic Conference Championships. The Carpenter Sports Building was the site of the event. see WOMEN page B8

A Black(hurst) and.blue experience

There was no closed circuit television the doo doo about my incredible talents, Steinwedel, the annoying (by this point he with 30,000 viewers, no grand basketball Blackhurst made it clear that he was ready was getting on my nerves) guMer had a 7..() court in the center of Atlantic City's Taj On sports for the challenge. lead. Mahal Casino-Hotel and no cheesy "Clash "I know who you are Pearlman," he said . "Let's play until you score," he laughed. of the Legends" title. . "You wrote some mean stuff about my Blackhurst then hit eight deep three­ Kareem and Doctor J also failed to By Jeff Pearlman friend Jen Lipirtski." Off the record, I have pointers in a row, from every point on the auend, but last Saturday evening after the no clue what Kevi, was referring to . I court. Final score. 15-0. Delaware men's basketball team's win over Mver write cruel thif18S. To add insult to injury, my rival then New Hampshire in a dark Delaware Field Now the scene was set. Blackhurst wiped me out in a game of h-o-r-s-e, and House, there was a battle under the boards •Representing The Review, 6-foot-2-inch wanted to beat me into the ground for the even hit a bomb from the bleachers that I that put Abdul Jabbar's 41-23 rout over sophomore sports editor Jeff "The Pearl" honor of his friend. I wanted to prove that told him he would never make. Erving to shame. Pearlman. After quitting his high school the Herts made a mistake by not scouting The point of this column, and it comes The hype was minimal, but "The Jock varsity team prior to the regular season of me after my grand performances for The late, is this. Many people, including myself, vs. The Journalist I" was a hard fought, his senior year, "The Pearl" led the Tools. It was game time. have a tendency to say the Hens stink when pressure packed game of one-on-one at its Mahopac (N.Y.) Sports Association high THE GAME things go bad. best. school hoops league in blocked shots and 'Knowing ·he was facing a legend, But even if they lose in the fli'St round of THE PLAYERS ejections. Blackhurst demanded that he get the ball the North Atlantic Conference playoffs • From the Delaware men's basketball Currently the starting center on The fli'St.l agreed, realizing the boy would need (which they won't), Delaware is a program team, junior guard Kevin Blackhurst. Tools, a university recreational-league any advantage just to stay with me. on the rise. This is a tremendously athletic Although the 6-foot-1-inch Franklin, Pa. in1ramural team, Pearlman is averaging 6.5 He started with a lucky jumper from the team that has an incredible amount of skill, native is only averaging 1.8 points per points and seven rebounds per game. A top of the key. No big deal, J thought. The and even the less recoanized players can game, he is one of the squad's top three­ mortster in the Chuck Nevitt mold. next shot missed, and I ripped down the take it to the hoop. point shooters and ball handlers. Blackhurst THE CONDITIONS rebound in David Robinson fuhion. Like Kevin Blackhurst. averaged 6.4 points last year, and has been Even though I had never met Blackhurst After fak.iJI& Blackhurst with the drive, I Of course. I'm not giving up on my one· gelling quality minutes as of late. before, the confidence I had in my abilities pulled up and popped a bealtlful rotatiJia on-one aner yet. Blackhurst also claims to have played made the poor lad easy prey. Blackhurst, jumper. Nothing but ... air. Blackhurst Bring on Lipinski. with such collegiate stars as Ohio State's who often practices shooting after games, grabbed the miss, llepped beck llld filed. Jinuny Jackson and Dulce's Bobby Hurley was popping threes by himself when he met And fired. And fired. And fired. And Jeff ,_rlmflll is • sports editor of The Allrlew while in high ~ehool. He also declared to his ffilll'h. t1 fired. And fared. ~ t have "bu~" Hurley eeveral times. After imroducing m~alf and lalldng up As quickly as you could say.teve 88. THE REVIEW. March 3, 1992 . Men's lax dumped· at Towson Ninth-ranked Tigers explode past Hens 16-4 in opening day disappointment By Jeff Pearlman seven minutes, Towson mid fielder 1 with 2:23 remaining. hacked and beaten by several Towson Spomlditat Lindsay Dixon snuck through But the momentum gain was sadly players, Delaware senior defenseman Prior to the Delaware men's Delaware's defense and fired a bullet short lived, and eight seconds later Jason Scarborough brought the ball lacrosse team's opening game at past Hens' sophomore goaltender Tim Towson struck back. from his goal area to midfield, where Towson State University Sunday, Johnson for a 1-Q advantage with eight Midfielder Tim Barger took the ball he passed it to junior attackman John , several Hens were talking about the minutes and 13 seconds remaining in at the midfield line and sliced through Wunder. . pre-season national ranking the squad the quarter. the Hens' defense virtually untouched. Senior attackman Trey Fa1rman failed to receive from the United States For the Tigers, there was no looking His shot bounded past a lunging streaked in front of the Towson goal, Intercollegiate Lacrosse Association. back. · Johnson for a two goal Tiger lead. corralled the feed from Wunder and After the ninth-ranked Tigers Less than four minutes later. Despite his team's offensive fired a shot past DeLorenw to slice the •finished a 1~ Hen bashlDg, the only Towson attackman John Blatchley outbreak, Towson coach Carl Runk score to 4-2. talk coming from the Delaware sideline whipped a pass from behind the net to was impressed with the Hens' But the Tigers, who were led by was "what happened." a charging Steve Carcaterra, who defensive effort. auackman Donald Connolly's three "I don't know if we were a little deposited the shot in Johnson's bank "I thought their defense did a nice tallies, proceed_ed to go on a 5-0 run tight," said Delaware coach Bob for a 2-0 lead. The assist was one of job against us," Runk said. "They were and estinguish the Hens' victory hopes. Shillinglaw, "because we seemed a Blatchley's four on the day. changing from a zone to man-to-man, "It's hard to point out certain 'little tentative. As they got up by a "(Blatchley] is a great feeder," and they had us sometimes where we mistakes when you look at 16 -4," couple of goals, we seemed to lose Shillinglaw said, "but I think we made were calling the wrong play. They Shillinglaw said. "l don't think some of our confiedence." . them look good in cenain situations." were stifling us." ' anybody looked just horrible out there, It took Towson only one quarter to The Hens bounced back when senior Trailing 4-1 early in the second but we didn't play the level we're establish a dictating tempo. tri-captain Jeff Steigerwald launched a quarter, Delaware received its most capable of playing." THE REvtfW I Lori~ After the Tigers were on the shot past the head of Tigers' goaltender explosive offense effort of the game. Delaware senior tri-captain Tom Stanziale was held · defensive for much of the game's first Jerry DeLorenzo to close the gap to 2- At the same time he was getting scoreless by the Tigers' defense in the Hens' 16-4 loss. Women finish second Men

continued from page B7 continued from page B7 conference. "This was two steps Delaware record, breaking the old above the East Coast Conference." mark of 53.89, also set in 1981. placed second in the 50-yard The women's results were Helondovitch ended her meet the freestyle event, with a time of 21 boosted tremendously by the same way she staned it, this time seconds and 37 hundredths, "NexJ presence of Helondovitch, who winning the 400-yard freestyle year will be a great year." l gave stellar performances in relay with Castellanos, junior Liz "With our depth, we've got a several key events. Wilson, and Coogan. Their time of great chance to win the conferenc4 She started her meet off by 3:34.93 broke both the NAC mark next year," said sophomore Pet¢ placing second in the 200-yard and a Delaware record. Holcroft, who, with Tracy, senior freestyle relay wit sophomore Kim "Winning the 50-yard free was Andy Palmer and freshman Mik~ Castellanos and juniors Liz Coogan great, that's what I was shooting Brown won the 200-yard medley and Patrice Draminski. The team for," said Helondovitch. "I can't relay in a NAC record time of finished in one minute, 38 seconds wait to do this all again next r,-ear." 1:35.82. • and 69 hundredths, a new school Other performances of note for But the swimmers who won'l record. the Hen s were Castellanos return next year were not about t9 Hayman was especially pleased finishing second in the 200-yard Jade away, · :· with the performance because the backstroke, in a new Delaware Palmer placed second in both the old record had stood since 1981. record time of 2:09.57. 100- and 200-yard breaststrokes, in In addition, Helondovitch The sophomore also finished respec~ive times of 57.99 anti shattered her school record of third in the 200-yard individual medley event clocking 2:10.39. 2:08.04. : 24.72, in the 50-yard freestyle, as Senior Pat Mead took third in the she blazed to a 24.52 finish. In addition, freshman Maggie 200-yard backstroke, coming in at Her time also broke the NAC Bintz, senior Virginia Brockson, 1:53.91 and junior Ross. Blancharp record of 24.65, set earlier in the Wilson and Helondovitch set a also finished third in the 200-yard preliminaries by Northeastern's Hens record in the 200-yard butterfly, in 1:55.67. ' Jennifer Lamontagne. medley relay in 1:53.46. , In addition, Blanchard, wit.h Helondovitch's time of 53.54, . Also, junior Jennifer Mattson THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch Tracy, Palmer and Mead, placed good for second in the 100-yard placed third in the 400-yard second in the 400-yard medley freestyle event, set another individual medley in 4:41.52. Delaware swimming and diving coach john Hayman (in tie) celebrates during Delaware's second place finish in the North Atlantic Conference Championships at Carpenter Sports Building. relay, in 3:29.14. ~

Men's NAC basketball Maine 73 Delaware 54 A club with clout . Standings Delaware 61 New Hampshire 60 , · 1 . Delaware 13-Q Men's Swimming and Diving NAC \ ,.$' 2. Drexel 9-4 Chamrionships Men's lacrosse club returns from.absence with 20-1 victory 3. Maine 7-6 Dr~xe 742, Delaware 600, 4. Vermont 6-7 Northeastern 494.5, Boston By Megan McDermott 5. Boston University 5-8 University 446, New Hampshire SGifReporter 6. New Hampshire 5-8 426, Maine 372.5, Vermont 264. A newly formed men's lacrosse club 7. Northeastern 4-9 has brought a fresh level of competition to 8. Hartford 3-1 0 Women's Swimming and Diving the sport at Delaware. · NAC Championships Delaware has a varsity lacrosse team, Women's NAC basketball Boston University 627.5, Delaware but f~shman Scott Hds and junior Mike Standings 604, Northeastern 479, Vermont Lonchar founded the club as "an outlet for 443, Drexel 439, New Hampshire people who aren't playing on varsity," said 1. Vermont 13-0 400, Maine 373.5. Lonchar. 2. Maine 11 -2 Hess played varsity lacrosse for 3. New Hampshire 9-4 Men's Lacrosse Michigan State University in 1989-90, and 4. Boston University · 6-7 Towson State 16 Delaware 4 tried out for Delaware's varsity team this 5. Delaware 6·7 fall, but withdrew and began plans to form 6. Drexel 3-10 On deck a club team. Lonchar played one year here '7. Hartford 2-11 of varsity for the Hens. 8. Northeastern 2-11 Tomorow There is no competition between the Women's Basketball vs. George club and varsity team at Delaware, rather Scoreboard Mason, 5:45p.m. cooperation. Varsity lacrosse coach Bob Shillinglaw is the club's faculty advisor. Men's Basketball Men's Basketball vs. Drexel, 8:00 Shillinglaw referred players who did not Delaware 82 Maine 75 p.m. make varsity cuts to the club, Hess said. Delaware 55 New Hampshire 49 The major difference between varsity BOO student tickets will be available play and club play is intensity, said Hess. Women's Basketball at 4 :45p.m tomorrow. But, he said nobody takes the club sport too lightly. Sophomore Jason Cooke, a member of . the club team, played varsity lacrosse last THE RI:VIEW /Lori S..bag year but said he did not want to because of The Delaware lacrosse club has OPEN 24 HOURS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY the time commiunent involved. returned after a four-year absence The club has over 45 players. roughly the same number as the varsity and to immediate success. 0 Jn their first regular season match, ~ "0 competes in the Mid-Atlantic Division of 0 m Delaware beat George Washington a: the National College Lacrosse League. University 20-1 Saturday. z The league helps find referees for the 1\) Delaware scored two goals before the ,. games and orgartizes playoffs and an all­ first two minutes had passed, and netted ~ star game, but teams must schedule en IIIDIDY~S Diner J: contests themselves. thiee more in the fllSt quarter. 0 0 Delaware tallied seven goals in the c Delaware practices three days a week. z second quarter, five in the third and three <( lJ "We coach ourselves and do a good joQ of C/) in the final period. it," said freshman goaltender Mike Caron. >­ In the offensive onslaught, four Hens lit <( Good Food and Fun! "This helps the team mC,e than anything 0 :a else." . up the Colonials with hat tricks: Lonchar, sophomores Dave Poling and Gordon a: The team receives no money from the lL HOURS Conveniently Aysseh and freshman Josh Friedson. Homemade Soups Srudent Activities Associalion this ~ because Of the thirty-eight Delaware players in en Monday· Thursday located at: is their first year, said Hess. Players pay a: > the game, oVer half tried out for the Hens' 137 E. Main St. z dues, sell tee-shirts and are looking for ::::> 6 a.m.· 9 p.m. Wednesda! S~ecial varsity team and a few played varsity at 0 0 sponsors to provide money for balls, Delaware, said Caron. :::r Friday-Saturday Phone: uniforms and referees. Chicken Francese $6.00 Hess said he is also looking forward to 'It 368-8338 Delaware bad a club lacrosse team for (\j 24 Hours a successful season. It is a challenge to about four years until 1988, when it ~ build and compete at a top-notch level, he z Sunday :Frida! S~ecial Take out collapsed because of a lack of said. w organization. Q. until2 p.m. available 0 Shrimp Francese $7.00 ~

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