The Superheroes Are Hungry by David Drojak

The Superheroes Are Hungry by David Drojak

Characters The Superheroes: Wonder Woman- Temeka Aquaman- Patty Flash- Chris Batman- Sasha Robin- Chaya Superman- Ryan Iron Man- Emily The Hulk - Robbie Spiderman- Wade Supergirl - Shannon Storm - Marsche

The Villains The Joker - David The Penguin- Chey Voldemort- Josh

Plot: Someone has put a powerful forcefield around the Superheroes’ favorite diner. When the Superheroes confront the Villains, they found out it was not them, but a new evil wizard in town. The wizard has also put a forcefield around the Villain’s favorite diner. The evil wizard is more powerful them all of them. What will become of our Superheroes and Villains? Will they be able to stop the wizard and return to their favorite diners again?

Wonder Woman: I just got back from the Soup and Heroes Diner and someone put an evil force field around it. I couldn’t get through. Flash: Who would do such a thing? I was just going to zip over and grab the soup the day.

The Hulk: I am so mad. Today was pea soup. I like green soup. I will SMASH.

Batman: Relax Hulk. According to my computer- the force field will blow up if you touch it.

Robin: Great Scott Batman- that could destroy the diner and the city.

Superman: Maybe I can burn through it with my X-ray vision.

Iron Man: I know you think your X-ray vision is SUPER SPECIAL, but it will make the forcefield blow up.

Aquaman: Do you think we could enter through the water under the street?

Iron Man: The forcefield is surely probably around the whole building.

Flash: I’ll go check. (Flash goes off screen and comes right back). Supergirl is right- the forcefield is surrounding the whole place.

Villains call in on the screen. (Funny ringtone)

Superman: Who is calling? The Joker: He he he. I see our superheroes look a little hungry.

Supergirl: With the diner closed, the only place to eat nearby is the Diner of Doom!

The Penguin: (laughs) They have the best fish soup and crackers.

Batman: I will never eat there- the food is too greasy and salty.

The Penguin: Exactly why I love it.

Robin: And the service there is too slow! I can’t stand it.

Aquaman: Which one of you bad guys did this?

The Joker: He he he…It wasn’t me.

The Penguin: Don’t look at me.

(The call is interrupted)

Voldemort: I was me. Voldemort. And I just put a force field around the Diner of Doom too.

(The villains gasp)

Give me Harry Potter and I will leave you all alone.

Storm: Why should we?

Voldemort: Because, I am more powerful than all of you. SONG: THERE IS REALLY NOTHING I CAN’T DO

VOLDEMORT: You may think You are super Whether villain or hero (villains rub hands together, heroes show strong arms) But I’m here To inform you That your threat to me is zero (cross arms)

I am a dark wizard just a flick of my wand

EVERYONE: WATCH OUT! (everyone moves to one side of the screen)

VOLDEMORT: I can easily out power you There is really nothing I can’t do (everyone looks side to side)

I can turn Wonder Woman into Wonder bread.

EVERYONE: (scream)

VOLDEMORT: Batman and Robin become caged-in friends EVERYONE: OH! (hands over mouth)

VOLDEMORT: Iron Man is now nothing but Tin IRON MAN: (pose with an axe over the shoulder) OIL!

VOLDEMORT: There is really nothing I can’t do

I can make everyone do this (reindeer antlers and stick your tongue out) I can make everyone do that (peek a boo) I can make everybody freeze (freeze into a statue) I can make everybody sneeze… (everyone sneezes)

Gesundheit

There’s really nothing I can’t do.

Your strength and gadgets Are no match for me I’m not lying, it’s all true (everyone shakes head no) There’s really nothing I can’t do..

I can turn Aquaman into tuna fish, sorry Charlie

EVERYONE: (scream)

VOLDEMORT: I can make the Joker cry just a swish (Joker CRIES) The Flash is as a slow now as a sloth

FLASH: WHHHHAAAAATTTTT? VOLDEMORT: There is really nothing I can’t do

I can make everyone say please EVERYONE: PLEASE

VOLDEMORT: I can make everyone say cheese

EVERYONE: CHEESE!

VOLDEMORT: I can make everybody shake with fear… (everyone shakes) I can make everybody disappear….. (everyone hides off- screen)

There is really nothing I can’t do. There is really nothing I can’t do. Spiderman: Okay Voldemort, enough. I have a secret everyone. (Takes his mask off). I am Harry Potter.

Supergirl: I thought you were extra moody and nerdy lately. That explains the sudden British accent. I thought it was just too many James Bond movies.

Spiderman/Harry: I switched places with Spiderman a month ago and sent him to fight crime in London.

Voldemort: Ah Harry. At last. I am going to… I am going to… invite you over to play Snakes and Ladders.

Spiderman/Harry: What?

Voldemort: I beat the Hulk on Monday and he got so mad.

The Hulk: I hate to lose. I hate snakes.

Voldemort: I played with Storm on Tuesday and she cheated.

Storm: I am sorry the wind blew the pieces off the board right when you were about to win.

Spiderman/Harry: Okay I’ll play you Voldemort, but if I win, you have to change everyone back and remove the forcefields from both diners.

Voldemort: Deal. And if win, I get to destroy the Soup and Hero Diner and the Diner of Doom and open up my own diner. The Death Eatery. Spiderman/Harry: Fine. Let’s play Snake and Ladders, and may the best wizard win…