Central Florida Future, Vol. 19 No. 26, November 20, 1986

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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 19 No. 26, November 20, 1986" (1986). Central Florida Future. 669. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/669 ovember 20, 19~6 • t The Central Flori a uture Volume 19 umber 26 University of Central Florida/Orlando Sixteen pages Administrators ask for athletic fee increase ' Hike would allow crew, ski team to be funded through athletics

student would pay would by Chris Richcreek increase to $3.02 per credit MANAGING EDITOR hour. Over a semester, this translates into an increase of UCF administrators, citing $9, from $36.30 to $45.30. a need for more money, are Director of Athletics Gene proposing a 53-cent increase McDowell explained, "We are per credit hour in the student striving for excellence and athletic fee. this modest student fee The increase would take increase is the only sure effect next fall. Included in means of revenue support we Lhe increase would be a one­ have to attain that goal." dollar raise in the flat fee The funds generated.by the students pay at the beginning proposed increase would be of each semester. used to support vari·ous The current athletic fee for sports. Student Government a student taking 15 credit has proposed crew and water

hours is $2.42 per hour. This ski teams be funded by the . Photo courte~y of Smith Aen·at Photography, Inc. includes $1.42 per hour taken athletic department. Funding The Holiday Inn University is scheduled to open in April of 1987. Construction on the 250 from tuition fees along with for the band and the room luxury hotel, is 30 days ahead of schedule. the $15 flat fee, which, for a cheerleaders would also be student taking 15 credit covered by the new revenue. hours, is one dollar per hour. Another project the UCF Under the proposed athletic Holiday Inn in Quadrangle fee, the amount a 15-hour SEE INCREASE, PAGE 6 to open doors next April redil ho Fees are based on a normal class load __._. ----1~~~~ 250-room inn brings gli~, specialities to town of 15 hours per_semester. _____ . _____ 53 75 By Steve J. Pustelnyk equipment, jacuzzi, outdoor pool and jogging NEWS EDITOR trail extending around ·a 30-acre lake. "We are not going to be a Crown Plaza (Holiday Inn at The Florida Mall), but we are A 250-room hotel coined as the Holiday Inn going to be the closest thing to it," Feimster University is scheduled to open in the spring said adding, "We are off the beaten path, yet of 1987 at the corner of Alafaya Trail and in an area ... that is seeing a great deal of University Boulevard, hotel representatives growth.'' said. The facility will cater to business men, but In addition to the 250 rooms, tne hotel will will offer reasonably priced specials for off er an entire floor of 50 rooms geared students and families. Normal room rates

Source: UCF Athletic Dept. toward the business man. The sixth floor, or . will range from $48 to $68 a night, she said. concierge floor, will feature a two-way phone "We expect regular use by company system, in-room VCRs and personal 1 employees," Feimster said. But "we are computer rentals, according to Mary probably going to do some packages for Theresa Altomare'/Central Florida Future Feimster, director of sales. students and special events," "The need for a facility around here is She said the hotel should help handle the astronomical,'' said Feimster. large number of people attracted to future She explained the hotel will cater to the athletic events held in the vicinity. Universities question needs of the area. ''We're trying to handle the "People have been using hotels all over needs of the community. We're going to gear Orlando," Feimster said explaining that group's ties to Moonies our business toward the Univeristy, having a hotel in this area will allow people to Research Park and Quadrangle.'' stay closer to their business. by Karen l. Ziebell bicentennial of the U.S. The hotel will. feature "Celebrations," a According to Feimster, the hotel's other COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE Constitution. restaurant-lounge aimed at hotel guests and business features include a 60-seat Since September, CAUSA students who want a quiet evening out. amphitheater, two board rooms, banquet petitions have shown up at In addition to the restaurant, the hotel will A group called CA USA sport a fitness center including exercise Utah, Ohio State, Monmouth SEE HOTEL, PAGE 3 U A has begun circulating New J eresy, Alabama, p ti tions on campuses across Nebraska, Minnesot'a, the nation in recent weeks, Winona State, Brookdale Centaurus Drive but some critics think its a Community College ~nd r ruiting front for the Queens College, among Unification Church and the dozens of others. R v. Sun Myung Moon. Students at the above U A schools complained CA USA m~mbers belatedly inform them that they are the followers of Rev. Moon, while others charge the group is 0 ju t gathering names of University Blvd. > students to recruit for the 0 Unification Church. 0 ~ CA USA officials emphatically deny it. N ''This is not ome sort of tricky recruiting drive," said ' SEE MOONIES, PAGE 6 Theresa Altomare/Central Florida Future 2,The Central Florida Future, November 20, 1986

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by Karen l. Zeibell impratical and much too expensive. COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE In pushing the three-year­ old school reform movement American colleges are in up to the college level, the need of a dramatic overhaul, a foundation asserted college new report issued last week are "driven by careerism and by the Carnegie Foundation o ershadowed by graduate asserted. and professional education." Among other things, the As a result, "many of the foundation urged colleges to nation s colleges are more stop requiring students to successful in credentialing • take standardized admissions than in providing a quality tests, to make all students education for their students, ' take a ''core curriculum ' of the report said. courses and to have all In early October, U.S. students write and defend a Secretary of Education ' senior thesis" before getting William Bennett leveled their degrees. essentially the same charges, • A number of educators, adding colleges sometimes Barbra Bailey is a twenty-one-year-old accounting student who's long-term goal is to be moreover, said there's a good are so concerned with finding a practicing CPA. Besides a job, Barbra said she wants to get married and have chance colleges may adopt money to operate that they children . many of the suggestions in don't educate students well. • the near future. Still others say the recommendations are SEE REPORT, PAGE 7 • Florida and Georg~a;

• fans learn to behave by Rose Jackson San Francisco's St. Francis COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE. Hotel while registered there to see the Stanford-USC game in 1985. Two thousand Florida and Georgia Cal-Santa Barbara fans lit . footba.Jl fans apparentl:f uncontrolled bonfires on the behaved themselves well street after a Spring, 1986 enough at last week's annual rugby tournament. grudge match - called "The In October, police arrested World's Largest Cocktail ·125 fans in Dallas for the Party" by local officials - to annual Texas-Oklahoma keep the game located at the game. "Just ·the normal Gator Bowl in Jacksonville. Texas-OU weekend." said Gator Bowl officials warned Sgt. Sherryl Scott. · they would cancel the But many colleges, wary of lucrative game - forcing· the injury and insurance teams to play each other at concerns, are cracking down. their smaller home stadiums Penn canceled a senior class in Gainesville and Athens, parade in retaliation of egg­ Ga., - if fans rioted as they throwing incidents at football did after the 1984 and 1985 games. Iowa charged a games. student celebrating a UI In the melee after the 1985 victory with incitement to game, poliee arrested 30 riot. Artist sketch of finished Holiday Inn. Complex will stand 6 stories tall and contain 250 rioters, six people were It took a security force of rooms with 50 ·rooms geared toward businessmen. hospitalized and UF's mascot 30.0 people. to keep the lid on - Albert the Alligator - was at the Gator Bowl last week. business," she said. beaten. Florida and Georgia had HOTEL Feimster said the hotel should open in It was among the most played each other at the FROM PAGE 1 April and currently" is 30 days ahead of violent incidents of fan neutral site every year except sch~dule. rowdyism in recent years. in 1943. The contract between The hotel has a showroom-sales office in But it wasn't the only one. the city, which owns the space for 430 people and nationwide the Alafaya Plaza. It is owned jointly by Southern Cal recently fined Gator Bowl, and · the two teleconferencing ability. Wilson Lockridge and Association, Inc. and fans who did an estimated "It'll be an office away from home for is Il'1:anaged by Wilson Management Co. $10,000 worth of damae:B to SEE GATOR, PAGE 5 \ .

• GREENPEACE AT UCF Sing-a-long is being - dicapped drivers who have January 'to April, general ding to develop a particle Memebers of Greenpeace, presented by the UCF difficulty handling coins and physics follows in May, and beam weapon to fight aliens, a widely publicized en­ Department of Music. opening car windows to the last two weeks in June plus $4,900 for a barbeque, vironmental group, will be The program begins at prepay tolls through pur­ are devoted to a summer but only got $1 to buy mat­ at UCF Dec. 2 to speak on noon on Tuesday, Dec. 2 in chase of window stickers. physics institute. e hes. the state of world ecology the Recital Hall at UCF. The numbered stickers are Funding for the program and ways to offset future good for six months, and the is available from the Florida • GIFT OF LIFE damage to the environment. ~ GET THOSE SHOTS number will be recorded by Department of Education, The UCF Winter Blood The program is sponsored The Health Center begins toll attendants each trip. said Dr. Jack Brennan, Drive, in cooperation with by PAC, is open to the administering To qualify, handicapped director of the programs at ~he Central Florida Blood public and features speakers measles/rubella shots today drivers must file an applica­ UCF' s physics department. Bank, is held on Dec. 2 and and a multimedia presenta­ between 9and10 a.m., 3 and tion at the 525 S. Magnolia Interested persons should 3, from 9 a.rri. to 5 p.m. at tion highlightin_g 4 p.m and from 8 to 9 p.m. Ave. headquarters of the call 275-2325 for informa­ the Blood Bank's Mobile reenpeace activities in­ Shots will be administered Expressway Authority. tion. Unit parked at the Kiosk. cluding aving the whales, only on weekdays during pr enting nuclear testing these hours, and only • GRADUATE PROGRAM • ALIENS TO COME • UCM SERVICE and combatting polution. emergencies will be taken. Three graduate credit pro­ At Maryland, the student UCF's United Campus Th program begins at grams for high school government funded the Ministry holds an interfaith p.m. in the student center •PREPAID TOLLS physics teachers or those in­ 200-member group, Thanksgiving service Nov. udi oriurn. The Orlando-Orange terested in making a career Students Against In­ 24 at 1:30 p.m. in the Stu­ County Expressway change are offered by UCF telligent ·Nonterrestrials - dent Center Auditorium. Authority begins a program from January to June 1987. SAINT. SAINT originally The offering goes to feed the and Dec. 1 which allows han- An optics course runs from asked for $4 billion in fun- hungry of Central Florida. 4,The Central Florida Future. November 20, 1986 College hits stardom as Cosby show hits campus

Staff Report the oldest black women's SKI COUEGE PRESS SERVICE college in the world, said college spokeswoman Jo Spelman College has ''won'' Moore Stewart. She added the chance to host an on­ the school will not be paid for location taping of an episode the use of its campus. of The Cosby Show. "We will be recornpensated NBC, which airs the top­ with national recognition," rated TV show 1 and Camille Stewart said. "Mr. Cosby has Cosby - the wife of star Bill donated to the college Cosby - toured a number of generously over the last southern, historically black several years. The figures I'm $179* colleges to find the right n.'ot at liberty to give out." campus to become ''Hillman Moreover, Cosby has a College.'' special connection to Hillman is the ficticious Spelman. 3 days/2 nights black college Denise, one of "His second daughter the show's characters, attends school here," Stewart attends. In the show, said, and his son will attend At Maggie Valley Denise's father and Morehouse (an all-male grandfather are Hillman private college nearby) next graduates. fall." Feb. 12-15, 1987 J oAnne Alafano, a NBC spokeswoman in New York, Spelman and Morehouse said Spelman, an 800-student students will work as extras private women's college, on the show. Package includes: "best exemplifies the small college with traditional Cosby Show publicist Kim • Roundtrip motorcoach transportation values that we want Hillman Insley is not sure when actual • Accommodations for two nights to be." filming of the episodes will • Two-day lift pass Two or three colleges start on campus, but said if competed for the chance to the episode is a hit, NBC may • Two-day ski equipment rental serve as set for the episode, .spin off a series about the • One-hour ski lesson Alafano said. character, played by Lisa Spelman is 105 years old - Bonet, at the college. 678-7282 Goldenrod Groves Shopping Center

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IT'S Mlt'i'Tfill OF The PRIDE! Texas students deliver Wear The Cara.Juflage Uniform Puzzle Of The condoms on demand Army National Guard! lt'.s a Part-Time Job Bray said the idea arose Slaff Report With Full-Time last month when one of the Finally, the answers to PRIDE! COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE partners happened to mention today's puzzle in today's Call Your Guard Armory the Japenese tradition of paper. Nifty idea, eh? Well Three enterprising selling contraceptives door to Today Or l-800-342-6528 it's here to stay ...we think. University of Texas students door. Graef got enthusiastic have started a condom­ enough about the idea to delivery service in and around print flyers and post them their Austin campus. around campus. D~spite the problems Bray said the phone started another student condom ringing within 30 minutes. On~y3weeks service encountered at The campus Health Center Harvard, the UT students soon bestowed legitamacy on hope to franchise their idea - the firm. ··we pass out their called ' •The Protection information on venereal Connection" - to other disease and they distribute left toke~ campuses around the our flyers, ' Taylor said. "Let country. the (uninformed) make the It is, said partner jokes. We are a serious Christopher Bray, "the business. 11 Harry and Norm perfect student business." The idea was never "Everyone dreams about accepted at Harvard last starting their own business," year, when six freshmen added Sid Graef, who along started "spermbusters.' It from winning with classmate Christian only lasted a few days, said Taylor, compose the rest of Darius Zoroufy, one of the the company. "Everyone student backers of the wants that feeling of Harvard experiment. success." ''It was deemed to be in bad the Ponderosa They're counting on taste unofficially by the students having other kinds school administrators, ' of dreams, too. "Everybody's Zoroufy said. "It was going to be sexually active at something they didn't want College Break·Away some point, so they may as operating on campus." well be protected," Graef explained. Harvard prohibits students So during most evening and from operating businesses sweepstakes. early-morning hours, out of dorm rooms, a Protection Connection spokeswoman at the dean of delivers direct to lovers' students' office said. She You'd better enter. And you'd better do it fast. rooms six to 12 condoms or declined further comment on Because Harry and Norm still stand a good chance of winning the contraceptive sponges for the subject, saying it would Ponderosa College Break-Away Sweepstakes. And that means $250 in cash prices ranging from $5 to $20. be ••inappropriate." to spend any way they like on college break. We'd hate to see our prize money wasted that way. So come to Ponderosa for delicious meals, like seafood, chicken and U.S Coast Guard combined to char-broiled steak. Or try our all-you-can-eat salad buffet and-"Hot Spot'.'® GATOR bring it under control. They inspected fans at the gates for . Complete meals you11 love at a price that fits the student budget. Cheap! FROM PAGE 3 open containers of alcohol, And be sure to enter the Ponderosa College Break-Away Sweepstakes. and rousted fans who drank We know you can put the $250 to better use than Harry and Norm. while on sidewalks or in cars, But hurry, they're already checking into accommodations. universities expired last said Richard Fagan, general week. Despite reaping about manager of the Gator Bowl. $24 million in business from Police also ringed the Harry and Norm's idea of a fun place to stay. the annual match, stadium after the game to Jacksonville officials said the keep the fans off the field and destruction and crime were the winning team's band - costing it too much money. Florida prevailed on the field, If things didn't get better 31-19 - was not allowed to this year, they threatened not play. to let the teams play at the With the exception of the Gator Bowl again. score, "everything went just ••1 don't want to sound as planned, '' reports Georgia negative," said Dr. Dwight assistant athletic director Douglas of the University of Greg McGarity. Gator Bowl Georgia, "but the rivalry was officials gave him "every !) getting a little out of hand." indication we are going to ) Local police, the Florida sign (to play in the stadium) Highway Patrol and even the again. ''

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FEE UCF' s current fee of $2.42 FROM PAGE 1 'is the third lowest among Florida state univesities. The pregnancy test for your Only Florida's $1.11 fee and ,.·· ~..:~ athletic dep-artment began is Florida State's $1.15 fee are e.,¥ies onI y. • ~-.=.':·,;:·:.:·:::·r:::~.=.L:::~~~#"""':. r.·.·."''~."""',_..... "'~ = ~~~- the creation of a track lower. · 0 program. A $1-rnillion track u would be built within two The two colleges have years if the increase is larger enrollments and Pr::~~~~J~~:Ft~=~~~~f~~ : generate over three times the •tsEarly Ptegnancy'Tuf.~ successful. after a missed period. And e.p.t. Plus has Funds for more amount of athletic funds UCF proven 99% accurate in lab tests. e.p.t. Plus, ~'-:~' , ,, -xvr." .< (f!~ :~~t?.... MlfWllSJ~ scholarships, as sis tan t does. Both schools, however, a fast and easy way to know for sure. '\ 1TI<5TKfT coaches and tutors would also charge students admission to be covered by the new athletic events. ·I~~~__!.:.._~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ increase. In order for the proposed A public hearing will be increase to take effect, it held Tuesday at 3 p.m. in the must be approved by UCF Student Center Auditorium President Trevor Colbourn to discuss the proposed and the Board of Regents. increase. Alafaya Village ~ Shopping Center Thanks for Making Our Address $ Your Address ...

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REPORT classes are about four to five FROM PAGE 3 thousand now. To staff and schedule the small seminars (for seniors to defend their theses! SOUTHER In response, Harvard president would be an extraordinary cost.·· Derek Bok, Educational Testing The Carnegie Foundation also President Gregory Anrig and proposed making all collegians American Association of demonstrate English language BALLET University Professors General proficiency to graduate, and pass Secretary Ernest Benjamin, core English, art, history and among others, blasted Bennett as science courses. THEATRE being hypocritical and The proposals, said Robert shortsighted. Hochstein of the Princeton-based Bennett later claimed an foundation, were reached after unnamed educator told him that, if three years of interviewing at 29 he continues such criticisms, no colleges of differing size and college would rehire him as a mission. professor after he leaves the ''Our goal is to make college Department of Education. better for all students, period. If in Presents The response to the Carnegie doing so, the colleges become Foundation's version of the same better known, and more successful, criticisms has been considerably so be it," he said. "We are driven milder. by concern that the next "We are always open to generation be adequately prepared the NUTCRACKER discussion,'' said Dr. Thomas to meet their responsibilities to not Brewer of Georgia State. only students, but adults as well." Some adminstrators were quick to claim such reforms - especially After years of previous school­ in admissions tests and requiring reform reports ·from the Carnegie December 10, 1986 senior thesis - would be great for Foundation, the U.S. Department others, but not for them. of Education, the National "Our view is that Dr. (Ernest) Commission on Education in the SCA Boyer (the report's author) is states and alomst a dozen other primarily addressing smaller bodies, many schools feel they're undergraduate schools," said Dr. already on the road to what last Bernard Cohen, vice chancellor of week's report called "an American 8:00 p.m·. academic affairs for the University college renewal.'' . of Wisconsin-Madison. Georgia State's Brewer added "We don't find a lot of surprises "we would devise other admissions in this report," said Dr. Robert Tickets Available at KIOSK standards" if the foundation's case Edington of Clarion University of for doing so is good enough. Pennsylvania. $2.00 students $5.00 general admission Both Brewer and Cohen agreed Boyer's suggestion to make "This merely reinforces what seniors write and defend theses in we're already doing," he said. "I ~ front of a panel of faculty members believe this report is going to have would cause a "logistical to have a very positive impact. PAC is funded through the Activities and Services nightmare." Carnegie is a prestigious Fees, as allocated by the Student Government of the "There's no way to do that," organization that everyone listens University of Central Florida. Cohen said. "Our graduating to." j[jl•I .. mm- J:M•r .,JN!~ - r. .,'.t l~I H.- jil l\l ··=iil:tJ- -!tin· O•I" - DONATION- - FORM- "=' THE- 1986- ~LORIDA• CHALLENGER - - ASTRONAUTS MEM01UAL FOUNDATION 7 KILOMETER RUN/WALK-A-THON "' HONOR ROLL

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T~ event is sponsored in part by Student send $14.00 or more in your collections to the Government, Delta Sigma Pi, and is yet another service project brought to you by Alpha dres...,,·'lr.~i::i~'i~~:r~~Fr Delta .fi Sorority and Sigma Chi Fraternity. There is no entry fee to participat.e in this event, though a $14.00 donation is requested for a T-Shirt. See ya' Saturday the 22nd!t! -- ,, Opinim~~~~--____J~~ Athletic fee boost worthwhile; SEPS fund cut dangerous UCF tackled two important matters involving money this past week. When all was said and done, the scorecard read: one successful idea, one not-so­ successful idea. The proposal to raise the UCF student athletic fee is a good one. In order for UCF to remain in a growth state, the athletic program must expand out of debt and head towards success. The increase will hit the student in the pocketbook, but the burden is worthwhile. Part of a school's prestige comes from the success of its athletic program. In UCF's case, the athletic program has had a past history of little success and large debt. Since Director of Athletics Gene McDowell took over the reigns, athletics has moved progressively forward. Although there have · been some rough spots along the way, the department has been successful in limiting the debt. With the increase, the crew team, one of the most successful athletic programs at UCF, will receive the funds it richly deserves. A track program will COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE also be instituted as UCF continues to strive for high athletic goals on its way to Division I-AA. As for the student who has to pay the increase, he or she can look to Georgia Southern, a I-AA Dating game show too easy for TV school, for inspiration. Georgia Southern, a foe on the football field this season, has an athletic fee of Something's bugging me. Turn on the TV at 7:30 $83.20 per semester. That's $37.90 more than p.m. and flip the selector to Channel 6. It's the UCF' s proposed increase. New Dating Game. But unlike many of today's Georgia Southern was also the Division I-AA rehashed shows, the new dating show is not just an football champ last season. old show with a new host ~or hostess). A quick note here. I am not a reglilar viewer of UCF is working towards a similar goal. The the show. It just happened to be on when I increase is necessary to accomplish this. was .. uhhh .. studying. Yea, that's it. Anyway, if you watch, or listen, closely during places such as England and Hawaii are awarded. ' On the other hand, the decision to cut the the show, · you'll notice the questions are more Now tell me - what is the couple supposed to do Student Escort Patrol Service program is a risque than the ones asked on the old show. They after dinner the first night? mistake. · delve deeper into more intimate topics such as On this lovely trip, the announcer says, the couple is to be escorted by the Dating Game's The SEPS program is a valued part of UCF. The what primal mating calls Bachelor No. 1 would make to attract the female asking the questions chaperone. Now I ask you, where is this guy going escort service averages over 50 escorts a night. to be after dinner on the first night. That's 50 UCF students and faculty members and what kind of bath/shower the contestants find arousing. Sounds like some kinky kinda stuff going on assured their safety by the escort service. No price here. can be put on that. Now I'm no prude, but on network prime time this seems a bit much. The bachelors are even Today's the day. Remember last week when I told Yet by cutting the budget for SEPS, the UCF asked how they would classify their fellow you about the Great American Smokeout? Well I'd • administration may have done just that. One bachelors if they had to name a brand of candy bar just like to remind you about it. Even though SEPS patrollman said manpower has been cut 50 or cat litter after them. you'll be reading this after the official start of the percent. This is an unnecessary and costly cut. It gets worse. At the end of the show, when the day, it's never too late. With the police force not always available, SEPS lucky couple is introduced, their prize is I want to know if any of you quit. Even for the provides one more dose of preventive medicine to announced. This is where the show really begins to day. Let me hear from you. I'll be out in front of halt attacks on campus. reek of sexual promotion. the cafeteria around 2 p.m. today. The Wellness On the old show the couples won a trip to Center has asked me to draw prizes for the raffle Funding needs to be found for this worthwhile Beverly Hills for a nice dinner-for-two. On te new being held for people who trade a pack of cigarettes .. program. Student Governmnet President Ira show, trips of two ~ays_ and three nights to exotic for a shot a free lunch. Smith has expressed interest in working to keep the SEPS force at full strength. Possibly, by following his lead, something may be arranged to keep the program running at full steam. For those who help the students SEPS is one organizations that works at UCF. It Rarely do we have the Well, a tew weeks ago in this is something that needs to be kept, at all costs. opportunity to recognize column, I suggested that as • greatness when it doesn't occur at students we should all take time the top level. Once in a while, to recognize someone on campus someone comes along who truly who ha·s gone out of the way to • stands oq.t among the rest of the help us. Ryder did not have to do '*f he Central Florida Fbtufe crowd ... an accomolishment any of the things she did for us, P.O. &Qx 25000, Olondo. Ft 32816 (305)275-2601 Of 275-21165 certainly more difficult. and because she didn't have to, I My older brother has a ·Admission's Office to lend a feel it is appropriate to recognize Editor In Chief Don Wittekind computer science degree from helping hand. her efforts. Managing Editor Chris Richcreek UCF. When he entered college in Copy Editor Adam Chrzan 1982, he had a lot of things that Anne Ryder had no connection We are going to attempt to needed to be worked out, such as News Editor Steve Pustelnyk to our family prior to my brother recognize others on this campus t he Florida residency entering college, yet she cared through an award that we Sports Editor Todd Lutz requirement, financial aid and enough to provide the attention appropriately have named the Photo Editor Donna Calloway finding on-campus empioyment. he needed. When I entered college "Because You Didn't Have To Art Director Theresa Altomare In a system that has grown so the next year, I received the same Award. " We need your help to large that individual attention is care and treatment. find people who, in the same spirit hard to come by, my brother Business Manager Janet Lowery Ryder exemplified, have served found someone who cared enough Of course these things I have our university's community. Advertising Manager Shellie Snyder to make sure he was not lost in written about are from personal Production anager Barrie Lapins the crowd. experience_ Yet, I can't help but If you know of anyone that you Ad Production Manager Jim Donato think that . as Ryder provided feel should be recognized with • Classified Ad anager Mike Mccollister That person ws Anne Ryder. personal assistance to my brother this type of award, please drop us Subscriptions anager Lynne Goodwin Ryder didn't just send my and me, there are others on this a note with his/her name and an brother to the appropriate offices. can:pus that benefit from her explanation of why this person Instead she phoned ahead to canng. Ryder no longer works in stands out in your mind. .. make sure there was someone the Admissions Office, but she . who understood the exact nature continues to serve the students in We are located m SC 155 or can of the problem at the office to another administrative office. be reached at 275-2191. T}.ie SG which he was directed. When a HOTLI E is always working at problem came up. he always knew 'f ou may have asked whr I am 281-5300. Please let us know how there was a friend.I face in the usmg my _column to recogruze her. we can serve you better. • Cen ral Aorido Fu re. o ember 20, 1986, 9 The Puzzle •

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The BEAT is on the Bulls. Charles Oak.le i a good FROM PAGE 12 board man 13.6 rpg) and te e Colter doe a the pain guard spot, bu this team i Puzzle oefully eak in man places. frontcourt starters, either Cliff Robinson or ~ atch for the Bulls to fade around mid­ Welcome to the real Roy Hinson, will get more pine time. Both season. hen fichael is tired of carrying a world, where no grades have been playing well and neither is ready to poor club to a pla off spot only to be knocked are given, no withdrawls sit. off in the first round. available, and no Tim McCormick, who has done a decent job Rookies, rookies everywhere. answers to last issue's at center with Ruland out, will also get more With 7 rookies taking roster spots in the crossword puzzle exist. time to sit and watch once the oft-injured pro ranks. this may definitely be the year of ~~~~~~~~~~~~~===~=====~~'===~===~~'center returns. the rookie in the NBA. Ron Harper seems to Look for some unhappiness to develop in be the best of the bunch, averaging 22.8 the City of Brotherly Love. By the middle of points per game. He s emerged as a leader for JIM'S TIRE SERVICE the season, someone will be griping about a young Cleveland club. Brad Daugherty has 18768 E. Hwy. 50 • Bithlo • 568·5102 playing time, or lack thereof. been hitting the boards well in Cleveland, 6 Ml. East of Alofaya Tr. 1 Ml. West of Speedworld The Michael Jordan syndrome- how long while Mark Alarie has earned a starting spot can it last? in Denver with the loss of Calvin Natt to USED TIRES example: NEW TIRES example: Jordan has basically been carrying the injuries. Kenny Walker is proving that lie 13" Sl2 to 520 235/75815" 549.95 Bulls early in the season. 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Center Granville Overall, there are a lot of good rookies to lj_ Precision Style Cut $9.0~ Waiters can barely be classified as a decent watch this season. This is by far the best crop backuo oivot man mnrh 1P~s a starter like he to come down the pipe in a long time. ·y~ FULL SERVICE SALON 10509 E. Colonial Dr. WALK-INS WELCOME here, questions that don't And finally, would you HOOPLA need explanations, or long explain to your coaches what (Winn-Dixie Center) 282·1700 FROM PAGE 12 memos with paper clips. a "representative season" is, \ ..._ UNION PARK Daily 9-5 &. Thurs. 'til 8 Questions you can answer in relation to wins and losses? simply, with just a yes or a I'm going to say it once A telephone number, that is. 'Ca.use ifyou're at work when What I'm trying to say to no. again: the people who should • the children come home from school, they you presidents of the Should freshmen be eligible answer for these problems are should know how to reach you. universities is, you don't need for varsity play? not the guys at the NCAA, Have 'em check in witl:i a. neighbor, the committees. Should student athletes be because they work at the too. They'll feel better. As Harry S. Truman put it, given a monthly stipend? pleasure of the presidents of " And so will you. the buck stops at your desk. When there's a need at the universities. For more information write me, McGrWrthe You can put up as many home, a parent's death, The presidents should Crime Dog. (That's my mug studies and committees and sickness, or a family problem, decide the policies, instead of • on the right. 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could be VOLLEYBALL fourth-ranked team, while two will take on FROM PAGE 12 three. The winners will then go on to decide who bulimia will be this year's champions. she said. "We got some major cotributions The Lady Knights start off their quest to from people that we really didn't expect so displace defending winners SU on Thursday, much from. when they play Georgia State at 7 p.m., and Binge eating followed by guilt. Forced vomiting. ''We have been hurt some by constantly Stetson at 9. Frequent use of laxatives. Any of these changing the line-up throughout the season. I Friday, the tourney continues as they play symptoms could be a sign of bulimia - and a really wonder what we could have done with a the rest of the conference, FAMU at 11 a.m., w.iming to get help. The kind provided by our constant line-up." Georgia Southern at 2 p.m. and Mercer at 4. Eating Disorders Program. So if you or someone Problems or not, the Lady Knights will The semi-finals will be held Saturday at 10 you care for suffers with this problem, call us - have get their game together for the a.m., with the finals at 2 p.m. and strike a healthy balance. competition. UCF is on a five-game losing The players themselves seem confident streak, and has won only one game since going into the tourney. Senior Jill Savage · October 2 2. said, "We know we can win and we're ready The NSWAC Tourney is staged in the to prove it." & Florida Hospital following fashion: each team will play the Gass said: "We're now peaking and we are other five teams once. The top four will be going to show that we are ready to win. With ~Altamonte 897-1616 ranked according to success. everyone back and at their strongest, there's The number-one team will then play the no way we should lose.''

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by Chad Salinas 'We are a basically low-key team, and CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE when we come up agains a team lik th t, w tend to lose our edge.'' McClemmon feels that UCF i the t am to The Lady Knights volleyball team travels beat, but that SU and F AMU are team that to Atlanta this weekend to participate in the could pose problems for the Lady Knight . New South Women's Athletic Conference "We have the psychological edge on both Tournament to be hosted by Georgia State. teams, considering that we beat tetson Also in the conference are Stetson, Georgia twice and F AMU once,' she said. "But you Southern College, GSU, Mercer and Florida can never be too careful. ' A&M. The La<;iy Knights are not without th ir UCF has a 4-0 record in NSW AC, including problems, though. A major one deals wi h two victories over SU. In their first meeting, injuries. Senior outside-hitter Melanie Clark the Lady Knights easily defeated the Lady has been hampered in the recent weeks by a Hatters, 15-9, 15-12 and 15-12. sprained right ankle, while junior middle The second jousting was tougher for the blocker Kim Gass sustained a minor knee ladies, but UCF came out the victors, 15-4, injury in practice Tuesday. 15-12, 7-15, 7-15 and 15-8. Junior setter Terri Hinton was lo t for The Lady Knights also defeated FAMU much of the season due to a stomach and GSC, giving up only one game in the infection, and even hospitalized for a couple process. of weeks. She has been practicing with the UCF's strongest competition will come team for two weeks, and has not played in a from SU . . SU's only two losses in the game since early October. conference came to UCF. SU is led by Katy The problems are so bad, that even Head Barbour, Kim Vach and Christy Hoffman. Coach Lyn King has missed the last few A surprise team could be GSU. The Lady practices due to pneumonia, and was not Panthers are undefeated in NSWAC play, available for comment. although they have been playing against According to McClemmon, Hinton will be lesser competition from the Mercer Teddy used sparingly in the first round. "We will Bears and the Lady Panthers of GSU. use her in spot situations more than anything F AMU, with Teralyn Dickey leading the else," she said. "She can't expect to start off way, is perhaps the most confusing team in at the same place where she left off. She is the conference. The Lady Rattlerettes have really excited about coming back, though." only two wins, but always seem to give UCF Winning the conference will cap off a a very tough match. season in which the Lady Knights have Lady Knights Assistant Coach DeeDee improved by 7 5 percent, according to coach Joe Weinstein/Central Florida Future McClemmon explains: "FAMU is· probably King. "As a whole, we (the coaches) are really the team with the most psyche in the pleased with the way the season turned out," No. 11, Kim Gass and her teammates head to Georgia conference. And we usually don't fare that Th~rsday for the NSWAC tournament at Georgia State. well against those kinds of teams. SEE VOLLEYBALL, PAGE 11 BASKETBALL CORNER . Citrus hope: success Al McGuire returns for more Hoopla Staff report CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE

Editor's note: The opinions expressed in Ji this column are that of Al McGuire and not Recruiting the right mix of necessarily that of this paper. AL McGUIRE teams in recent years has The leaves are turning up their toes and launched the Florida citrus Some early observations here we are, ready for another go-round, and Miller High Life College basketball review Bowl toward eminent on the NBA season: I have to say right off the top tp.at hoops, success, drawing offers from The Jeff Ruland saga buckets, nets, roundball--whatever-you want all three major TV networks continues. to call it--it's out of.sight. and landing a New Year's Ruland, the center for the Everything is beautiful, and it's going to Day contract with ABC 76ers, ·has once again get better, but: diarrl:J.ea and curlers in her hair, he doesn't sports. suffered an injury. This time It's time we ·stopped whipping that want to know her. That's how they feel when With competition from the he's undergoing automatic punching bag in Shawnee it comes to college sports. Rose, Sugar, Fiesta, Cotton Mission, the NCAA, and put the blame o_n arthroscopic surgery on his The truth of the mater is, the president of and Orange Bowls, what right knee. · the downside problems of college basketball­ the university should be where it's at--like teams will the Florida Citrus Ruland came to the Sixers -and our inability to handle them--where it the Oval Office "?.'.hen the red phone rings. Bowl seek to assure success in from Washington in the really belongs. He should be the Frank Sinatra, the Lee the '87 New Year's Day Moses Malone trade this I'm talking about the problems we have lacocca, the Bruce Springsteen. He should game? summer. Since the season now with recruiting violations, academics, be the boss. Whatever happens at the began, Philly must be payments under the table, student-athletes athletic department, the buck should stop at But, the Sports Association regretting the fact they who aren't educated--let's put the blame for the presidents' desk. · now looks to the far horizon, made the trade. Ruland has all thi~ right where it belongs, in the laps of And if they don't realize that, then what the best TV Bowl rating in played in only two of 10 the presidents of the Division I universities. are they doing, out walking around the America. This achievement regular season games and First off, you must realize that these stadium on Saturday afternoons, wearing will take more than just a , his latest injury will sideline people are a unique combination of schotar, their ascot? regional match up. him for at least two weeks. educator, politician, fundraiser and labor NO university president can expect that ''The days of our regional Ruland, who missed 97 negotiator. he can have automatic alumni meetings games are probably behind games over the past two And that, in addition, most are also every Saturday in the fall and on the us,'' Florida Citrus Sports season, is making the uniquely self-centered--academic Captain weekends in wintertime, without being Executive Directior Chuck Malone -deal look bad for Queegs who are out of touch. walking aware that there are certain yes's and no's Rohe said. "From now on we Philly, especially since around thinking_ there s nothing more that have to be answered. are going to have an Malone supposedly on the important. than finding out who stole the Like the idea that, somewhere down the intersectional game almost down side of his all-star strawberries. line, student-athletes are going to have to without exception, and career, is averaging 23.2 Too often when it comes to something receive some type of financial compensation­ naturally, we would hope that points and -11.7 rebounds -· important, university presidents are too -even if, by comparison, a migrant worker one of the sections would be per game. content to play Pontius Pilate, washing tips more than thae student-athlete is given the Southeast." Philly will have other their hands of whatever comes their way. to live on. problems when .Ruland Or, acting like an ostrich with its head in Hey, the world of income-producing This year, the selection returns which center around the sand, or a whale that doesn t come up for sports is truly no inventory, no union, no committee will look closely at playing time. Currently, the a blow quite often enough. pensions--and yet, if any of these young the runnerup in the Southeast ixers are without all-star Sad as it may seem, their relationship to people so much as sell a complimentary Conference, the area's top forward Charles Barkle, college athletics is like that of the bachleor ticket, it immediately calls for the creation independents, the Atlantic and Ruland. hen they who's dating: he likes the girl on Saturday of a committee to have Devil's Island re­ Coast Conference champion return, one of the curren night, because shes dressed like Astor's pet opened. and second or third place horse. teams from the tradition rich SEE BEAT, PAGE 11 But come .. onday morning when she has SEE HOOPLA, PAGE 11 football powers of the Big 10- and Big 8. The entertainment and feature supplement of~ Central Florida Rrture ------Banana ~ali=-- ~ chat with the a-peel-ing Jill Bazele BY Ros AND ZACH

So here we are! We finally made it to the front page! It was getting crowded in the corner next to the shoe ads on page six. What did it take to make it to the front? Bribery? Favors? Or an in­ terview with a local celebrity? Well, since we're poor and not easy we decided our best bet was to go out and find a local star. With little debate, we decided to interview Jill Bazeley, of Channel 6 News. Take your time and relish this interview as you would a fine wine or a classic novel, because you don't know what it took to bring this story to you. First we had to call "Mr. Big" (he sounded like Tom Carvel with a head cold) who told us to meet him behind Hanger F at 1:09 a.m. at the Orlando Executive Airport. Upon our arrival we were pro­ mptly blindfolded by two scantily clad female Swedish agents, who escorted us aboard a Learjet. After two hours, we were told to buckle up - we were about to land. Once on the ground, with our blindfolds removed, it was obvious they had taken us to the most desolate place in the world - East Oviedo! (Why it took two hours to get there, we didn't know). We were then rushed into a stretch Ford pickup which whisked us away to the Oviedo Hilton where this interview took place. (Actually all it took were a few well-placed calls to Channel 6, and a 15-minute drive to the studio.) The following interview represents the best of an hour and a half interview with Jill Bazeley, in the famous Green Room at Channel 6 studio. Banana Talk: All right, let's ask the tough ques­ tions first. Where did you go to college? Jill Bazeley: Well, I went to the University of California-San Diego where I initially was in the Pre-med program. BT: So you weren't in the journalism field then? JB: No, not really. I did write for the school paper, and I was in the drama club. Actually, I built scenery for our school's productions. BT: Tell us honestly, what was the craziest thing you did in college? JB: The craziest? I really didn't do anything crazy. The students at UCSD were actually nerds, and were not into doing crazy stuff, so studying was the wildest event there. BT: Have you ever been to UCF& JB: Yes, and I like the campus. I feel UCF has a lot of potential to be a major university. BT: How about basketball? JB: Well, I like basketball, but only when I can BT: Does it ever become bothersome, like when work late every night of the week, so by the time watch it live. I love to windsurf when I can, and I you go shopping? . the weekend comes, I'm really wiped out. also work out regularly. JB: Sometimes I get followed, or I have strange BT: Do you take time to enjoy the arts? BT: Enough about college. Let's get down to the people who follow me around. Occasionally, I'll JB: Yes, I'll occassionally go to a play, or an art que tions our readers want to know - What's have somebody looking through my basket and festival. your favorite junk food? that's personal stuff! I don't like that at all. BT: Coming from California and Arizona, what do JB: Maui Potato Chips, made from Maui potatoes! BT: Where do you go to really get away from it you like least and best about Orlando? I've only seen them in Hawaii. They grow these all? . JB: The cost of living is great here compared to sp cial potatoes on Maui in this V?lcanic soil, and JB: Windsurfing out on the lake. That's my big­ California. What I don't like, and I could get they turn out so good! gest relaxant. All my worries just completely myself into a lot of trouble here, but I have a BT: Has your popularity created any problems for disappear. slight problem with the idea of the "Southern ou? BT: How would you rate Orlando's nightspots? Gentleman" who tends to be arrogant. I've had JB: Sometimes it creates problems, but you know JB: Well, I never go, it's just something I don't more Southern gentlemen let doors slam in my you an never tell about your local popularity. do. I'm not into drinking, I don't like cigarette face than anywhere else. They seem to think that Most people I run into tell me that I'm great or smoke or loud noises. Even if there is a performer they are highly in demand by "Southern Belles" I'm wonderful, and the people that don't like me who is enjoyable, I still don't like going into those and that every Southern belle wants to marry don't say anything... thank goodness. So you get a places. I think I've been "in one nightclub the er skewed outlook on the whole thing. wbole time I've been here. Mainly, what it is, I SEE BAZELEY PAGE 2

Volume 3 Number 12 November 20, 1986 2, Confetti, November 20, 1986 A touch of burlesque Calendar in The Boss' Wife

BY MICK CROWLEY

The Boss' Wife is not a modern film classic, nor does it intend to be. What it tries and succeeds in doing is to be a fine example of modern burlesque that stands well above others of its kind. Daniel Stern (Diner) is Joel Keefer, a • CC FINE ARTS THEATRE yuppie stockbroker invited to a picnic held by The eminole Cornmunjt.y College his boss, Mr. Roalvang (Christopher Fine Arts Theatre presents Ted Plummer), during which time either he or his Tally's Coming Attractions, conniving colleague Tony Dugdale (Martin direct d by Paul Wegman. D c. 10 through 13 at 8 p.m. and Dec. Mull) receives a promotion and a plum 14 at 2 p.m. The SCC Fine Arts account. Theatre Box Office opens Mon· Keefer wants to take his wife, Janet day, Dec. 1. For reservations, call (Melanie Mayron), to the picnic, but she's 323·1450 or 843-7001 ext. 399. busy working on a book with her General admission is $5, Senior Citizens and Students $4. photographer-friend Carlos (Fisher Stevens) .. Photo Courtesy of Tri·Star Pictures. She concedes to go at the last minute. They Corporate climber Joel Keefer has second thoughts about the insatiable Louise when he learns she is the title character in T~e Boss' Wife. SEE M9VIE PAGE 4 •ALICE COOPER The outrageous Alice Cooper ap· pears at the Daytona Beach Ocean Center Dec. 29 at 8 p.m. Springsteen's collection sure ·to set record Tickets go on sale Nov. 21at9:30 a.m. at all Select·A-Seat outlets and the Ocean Center box office. band never kicks in as they do The set also includes lesser­ s_v_B_E_N_B_Ro_T_EM_A_R_KL_E_ To charge by phone call (904) Albums in the studio version. The k now n songs such as 254·4545, and 1·800·858·6444 toll· Without a doubt, the most absence of the other "Grown' Up," "Bobby Jean" free. Reserved tickets are $15 significant news in music this instruments actually makes and "Nebraska," that are just each. week is the release of a perfectly with his basic rock the song even more intense as easy to listen to as his 40-song collection of live 'n' roll music. The skillful and poignant. more popular songs. material from Bruce The hard-rocking "Adam The only cover songs in the •PINE CASTLE .CENTER OF saxaphone playing of THE ARTS Springsteen and the E Street Clarence Clemons and the Raised a Cain" is next, collection are a sensitive The Pine Castle Center of I.he Band. strong keyboards supplied by followed by a great rendition treatment of Woody Arts turns 21 and celebrates with After only one day in the Roy Bittan and Danny of "Spirit in the Night". Guthrie's "This Land is Your a membership drive/birthday par­ record stores, the album sold Federici give ample support Land, "the. soulful "War'' by ty. The Gala Garden Party will be held Dec. 7 from 1to5 p.m. There 'over 2 million copies. Music to Springsteen's songs. A song-by-song analysis Barret Strong and Norman will be music, arts, crafts cham· industry experts already Whether you've been a would fill the entire page, so Whitfield, and the album's pagne and birthday cake, holiday predict this collection will Springsteen fan since the suffice to say the album's closing song ''Jersey Girl'' by fashions by "Glorius Image." Special party memberships are break all previous sales Born to Run album, or started pace never stops. While Tom Waits. · records. liking him with the songs like Springsteen himself avai4ible. The party will be held Springsteen does his share of at the Fishback Estate behi11d The collection is available "Hungry Heart" and ballads, each one of these influences many of today's Grenada Woods, on Lake Holden. in five-record, three-cassette "Cadillac Ranch," or even if concert versions has an popular performers and his For more information, call or three-compact disc set. All you just became a fan with energy and strength that music appeals to several 855-7461. include a book of lyrics and the Born in the U.S.A. album, shows you more from his generations of listeners. He is concert photographs. you can't help but throughly music than ever before. truly a legend of American The release is much more enjoy this compilation. Springsteen classics like music, and Live 1975-85 is a • ORLANDO OPERA than your average live album. "Fire" - originally made definitive summary of his The Orlando Opera will present, Amahl and the Night Visitors The recordings span a 10-year Side one opens with the popular by the Pointer Sisters work. period. Live 1975-85 was produced Dec. 11 at 7 p.m. at the Orlando classic "Thunder Road." ''Rosa Ii ta (Come out Museum of Art at Loch Haven Recorded at the intimate Tonight)," "Candy's Room," by Bruce Springsteen, Jon Auditorium. Amahl and the Nigh Springs teen' s honest, Roxy Theater, the song "Tenth A venue Freeze-Out" Landow and Chuck Plotkin. Visitors was originally written for heartfelt lyrics have a begins with the usual acoustic. and "My _llometo"wn" are It is available at Peaches NBC televison where it was Records for $24.94. broadcast on Christmas Eve streetwise quality that blends piano introduction, but the here in all their glory. 1951. Tickets are $5 and are available at- the door. Reserva· tions are suggested. For informa· tion, call 896-7575. BAZELEY, IfROM ~AGE 1

.~=:'-:!::::::.;:::· every Southern gentleman. I • THE BANGLES don't know where they get this idea. On Nov. 26 MTV will air a concert That's the epitome of arrogance to my by the Bangles at 10 p.m. to kick off this rear's Students Against mind. Multiple Sclerosis campaign on Now, we have the Southern belles, and more than 200 campuses. The these are women who on one hand they concert, which was taped in Oc· say 'OK, I'll have a career, I'm moving · tober at the Syria Mosque in Pitt· up the ladder, I'm independent," but sburg_h, is a prize for Carnegie­ Mellon University, which raised really they are just greedy, conniving, the most money for Students trying to marry the richest Southern ~.;2* Against Multiple Sclerosis this gentleman. Which explains why these SJ?ri~g. guys are arrogant and paranoid about ti ~$tjf: the Southern belles! ~:*~~: ·x-~ So sometimes I feel these women ~;I looking at me as if I'm competition with ~M~ am ?.;r.WJ~ them, and I don t really feel like I because that's not· how I conduct my 'if.~-~~>X: life. But that's something only women can sense, and if you try to explain it to ~;;~g/~{\&1'i~~~!Elli1%It~fi[g1~ifoi&ffilM~Wl£ni~f.kiit!t.f&Jffi.~tiwYJJM8&1F.- men, they never know what you're Zach and Rob of Banana Talk interview Jill Bazeley of talking about. Women look daggers, and Channel 6. · Confetti you can read their eyes when they're BT: What usually happens when you go BT: A dog? fighting over men. Women here fight out on a date? JB: Yes, a dog with big droopy eyes, and over men constantly. You walk into a JB: ost (of the time), it's horrible. floppy ears. The kind that sort of Cindy Cowen room and it s an instant battle over men They get all freaked out and nervous lumbers around and drools. Editor in general, not just one particular man. and you say "Hey, calm down it's OK." Well, there you have it, our first BT: nd where are these places? I also find it's hard for most men and interview. we clidn't know what to JB: (Laugh) Everywhere. o. it' a omen to get along as just friends here. expect going into this interview, but we Theresa Altomare omplicated ubject. These are educated are_very impressed. BT: Here· a serious question: If you Art Director people who eem to haYe a dualit_r of could be anv animal, which one would \~ hile talking to Jill Bazeley we ambition . On one hand, to be modern 7 0U be? ~ realized her beauty anci..local celebrity OmfeUi, ia published by~ c,nt.ral and elf-sufficient, but on he other hand JB: I lo 'e this question. status has not gone to her head. he's Florida. Future. studenL newspe per of the the · adhere to the traditional hing BT: You mean omebody asked you this a professional whose job just happens Universit.y of Central Florida Send aD the~ were taught - that they haYe to correspondence to: Confettiffhe ~tral alread r? to be in front of a camera (and Flonda Future, P.O. Box 25000. Univ "ty marr.' a rich husband. The e are ju JB: o. really, I love it. ly answer thousands of fans . It really was a fun of Centnl Florida. Orlando, Florida 32816. · ome •omen in their mid-20 . "ould have to be a dog. intervie . Alan Levi Great Guy • Confetti, ovember 20, 19 6, 3 Asimov repea s ·past success ·th Foundation

BY ALA L VI psychohistory, the science of scientist and a writer of mas prophecy; Earth, the appeal he explains his many After a 45-year career mythical home planet of all ideas methodicall · and writing over 300 books (and the galaxy's people; and repeatedly. For those of us people say Stephen King is Asimov's central characters totally unfamiliar with the prolific), it is difficult to who want nothing more from world and conjecture of space expect anything blazingly life than to see that the travel, Asimov treats us to original from Issac Asimov. Universe lives happily ever those facts of interstellar life Way back when Asimov was after. that most novelists wouldn't science fiction, and he created consider: in his books many of the ideas Foundation and Earth with which science now continues exactly where ''. .. he was always aware of struggles - the robot, the Foundation's Edge ended. the direction in which any dictaphone typewriter - he Golan Trevize has discovered planet under observation could easily have been called the perfect world of Gaia, rotated about its axis and a visionary. where everything and revolved about its star. When everyone shares a global both were counterclockwise, But today Asimov seems consciousness. As a delegate _then the direction of c:me's quaint. His most famous for the Foundation worlds, raised arm was north, and the books, The Foundation Trevize must now decide directions of one+s. feet was Trilogy, trace the history of a whether the future of the south. And throughout the future galactic empire with galaxy rests in his worlds, or galaxy, north was pictured as such an optimistic and simple in Gaia's non-political above, and south as below .. .it brand of science fiction that spirituality. He travels from · was pure convention, dating its appeal is •limited to world to world in search of the back to primeval mists, and it • 16-year-olds, hardcore fans maybe-mythical Earth, was followed slavishly. If one and those seeking a nostalgic hoping that his answer for the looked at a familiar map with trip back to a pre-World War future will be found by south above, one didn't II, golden-age of happy times discovering secrets of Earth. recognize it. It had to be in a nuke-free world. turned about to make sense .. . '' The story is Golden Age If this were anyone but fiction. There is none of the Asimov's latest book, Asimov, one might almost cynicism, social awareness, or Foundation and Earth consider it filler. grand philosophical and updates the trilogy beyond The story of Foundation political themes of, for 1982's Foundation's Edge, and Earth is slow and example, Dune, or The Left and further merges the links predictable. It's as if Asimov, Hand of Darkness. between Foundation's bored of writing this story Foundation and Earth has Galactic Empire and the after 45 years, quickly and remained on national w.orlds of his Robot novels. To deliberately ended it, once bestseller lists because it is Asimov fans this is another and for all. He ties in old-fashioned simple. chance to delve into his mind. references to his latest books, It's all there: the three laws of Robots of Dawn and Robots future stories in this galaxy. memories can only be , robotics and the endless Asimov knows himself and and Empire, obviously But now that the Foundatio.n bittersweet. dilemmas they can cause; knows his audience. As a leaving himself open for epic itself is over, _the

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r 4, Confetti, November 20, 1986 Dogs of war do battle in frisbee competition •

BY CHRISTINE HOBBY Dogs have done well this year with a­ fierce dedication. Dedication that is teammates claim their image a record of 43-18. especially important as the Dogs "hippies on drugs" lingers on with Bob Carroll, a graduate in have no athletic director, no sponsor some people who don't kno an accounting, and James Reid, a fourth· Despite their achievements, the and little support. better. It is this image that both r year management student are team team still faces many problems, most Trave_ling around the country to them the most. 'It's just lik any members in a sport not widely known stemming from the misconceptions different competitions, using money other sport, II Reid said. "You can t do and certainly not greatly supported that surround the sport and its out of their own pockets, the team's drugs and be a serious competitor. " at UCF. The pair play for the "Dogs players. Many people do not realize members claim, "we do it for Others just don't see "frisbee ' a a of War," UCF's men's Ultimate Ulti~ate Frisbee is an organized ourselves." The team travels in serious sport. The players would lik Frisbee team. demanding sport. It combines skills school vans or personal vehicles and to see that change. and maneuvers used in football, stays in hotels - a few members have In the past, the pogs have taken basketball and soccer. As Reid said, it even been forced to sleep in tents on "The Ultimate Frisbee Association this semi-obscurity for granted, but is "more competitive than any other occasion. "You can't be in your best is trying to sell videos to ESPN. If now that the team is so successful sport, and I've played them all." condition if you sleep on the ground, '' they can show roller derby on ESPN and getting better every year things Reid said. they can show Ultimate Frisbee, ' are starting to change. Reid said. In the earlier days at UCF, ·Ultimate Frisbee is demanding When the team qualified for the the team played more for fun but The current members have been 1 physically because it's such a fast­ nationals in 1985, Carroll calculated because "we're spending more money together about three years and paced game. It is also "very how much they would need for the and traveling more, winning is more competed in California for the cerebral," according to Reid. "There's trip and lobbied for the money important," he said. nationals in 1985. This year, the Dogs more thinking involved than people through the UCF senate. They did Now that the season is nearing an became state champions at the think. We always have to be alert" receive support from student end, the Dogs plan to take a few competition held at UCF in October, and anticipate their opponents next government, but still had to come up months off and concentrate on and last weekend both the men's and move. with $180 each for plane fare. practicing and looking for sponsors. women's teams traveled to Alabama They want ·to emphasize, Reid for the regionals. The women's team Some of the difficulty in gaining explained, "how far we've come, how finished fourth and the Dogs, seeded For the players, Ultimate Frisbee support stems from people having the good we are, how we want to travel third, finished in fifth. Overall, the holds a special attraction and inspires wrong idea about the players. The more to be even better. "

The Boss' Wife is a far cry conflicts improves the film Delgado, the streetwise enough for Mull 's MOVIE, FROM PAGE 2 considerable talen ts. from most sex comedies and olaces it above film~ th::it photographer who finds today. Rather than rely only rely on jokes and one-liners to himself an uninvited guest of Considering the film was on sex, writer-director Ziggy get by. The humor used here Steinberg's first feature film, arrive at the train station, Steinberg places emphasis on is risque as opposed to vulgar. the Roalvangs. Stevens does its direction and organization where Keefer first encounters the comedy aspect and uses The characters are portrayed a fine job creating conflict are superb. • the boss' wife, Louise (Arielle elements of the French extremely well, but then most and adding the film's quality. Dombasle). She immediately bedroom farce in making the sex comedies don't have The only poorly played role is The · Boss ' Wife is an takes a liking to him without film. actors with the stature of Mull's, whose skill is wasted entertaining, sexy film for knowing who he is. Once Plummer and Stern. in the role of the maneuvering anyone looking for an evening Louise realizes who he is, Tony Dugdale. That is not to of good, clean fun. The movie nothing will stop her pursuit In addition, the use of Of special note is Fisher say the role was unnecessary, is currently showing at the ·of Keefer. humor situations and Stevens in the role of Carlos but it was not significant Altamonte Cinema. •

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