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Where do the candidates stand?

By KATHERINE L. Opera comes GUTWEIN to WSU Assistant News Editor

The week of elcclions begun with a debate between the two tickets for Student Government prcsidcnt/vicc president, Germaine Martin/Dan Perry and Liz Conzo/Hric Schweser. The debate, held Monday in the Student Union, was moder- ated by Donna Schlaghcck. di- The candidates at the SG debate. From left to right: Eric Schweser, Liz Conzo, Dan Softball rector of the international Stud- Perry and Germaine Martin. continues ies program at Wright State Uni- are you?' and work on 'Raider twecn them," said Schwescr. been active in leadership roles, winning ways versity and Angelic Haney. Opin- Pride' to create an environment "SG is a place for students to but has attended SG meetings ion Editor of The Guardian. which students arc proud to be a communicate with faculty, staff and feels that being student ori- Each team of candidates was part of." said Conzo. and administration. We work ented is an asset. p. 13 given five minutes to make open- "We want to work on letting with representatives on issues Schweser works with the SG ing remarks. Martin and Perry students know more about where from the different colleges. I Building and Grounds and Food discussed their desire to serve their tuition dollars arc going think SG is a key to improving Service committees. He has also the student body and see a large through the 'Dollars and Sense' students' knowledge of politics worked with the legal services voter turnout this year. They also program We would also start a in general as well." said Perry. initiative. Conzo is the current made it clcar that they want to finals focus week to encourage Each team also listed any SG win on merit, not sympathy for faculty from scheduling large experience. being disabled. projects or tests right before fi- Martin has been part of stu- See "Debates" p. 8 "Germaine and I arc disabled, nals." said Schweser. dent leadership groups since el- but don't vote for us becau; • of The moderators asked the can ementary school and is hoping to that. Please vote though. The SEC didatcs previously prepared ques- continue at WSU. Perry has not has made it so easy this year it is tions and accepted questions sub- stupid not to," said Perry. mitted by those in attendance. " about me and Questions ranging from the struc- Dan. it's about you, the student, ture of SG to student apathy, the and what you want. So, vote for first being the role SG has played us because we can do the job. I and could play at WSU. don' t want pity. I've worked hard "Communication between to get to college and will work students and faculty has im- hard if elected." said Martin. proved in the last year. I think we Conzo and Schwescr opened can continue to take the concerns by giving an overview of their of the students to the administra- platform initiatives. tion." said Con/.o. Eric Schweser RCA celebrates "We would like to start an "We are here to profession- evaluation of WSU staff and of- ally represent the students to the Lil* Sibs fices called 'Operation: Hi. how administration, to be a bridge bc- h weekend FAST FACT Fun with animals p. 5 - The average human eats ' 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. ^ J • Pigs have orgasms for 30 minutes. - A polar bear's skin is black. It's fur is clear; not white. - A rhino horn is made of compacted hair. f More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane rom left to rigfT Terry.) crashes. Schlagheck.

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entrance, no exit. (<|l) |\,acy l.oct tan military personnel. S lie mi Hie Raider Run will lake place on •r R.I "Bourgeoi-,. a Catholic flit lecture s free and open Sun.. April IK. 1999. Hie 2-Mile • Colonel Glenn lo Cent sored by Wi ighi S tale Open to Creative Arts < enter. priest, is the co-director of the lo ihe public. ind a question Fun Run ami 5K Road Race will V, continues his • Raider Rd. at Kauflma Ave.: School of Americas Watch." and ar swer se ssion will lol- begin at 8:30 a.m. and end al 10:30 month wi ill a talk by hu nan One lane open to NC Lot S said Sherman "He won a purple low- a.m. The Office of Conferences and rights act vist Roy Bourge lis. heart for bravery during a stint 'lht Peace 1. eture Fund was li1vents would like to advise campus (Traffic Controlled!- The le Liu re will he al ?:30 • Raider Rd at Colonel Glenn/ in Ihe Vietnam War and later createi by Ret d Smith, a po- that traffic will be maintained and p.m. in 30 Milieu . n North Fairfield Rd.: Open to became a priest after having a lineal science prolessor who some roads will he closed during tin- April 23 According to olm NC Lots 1,2. and 3. >r of change of heart and views." retired in 1994 run times. These roads will be Sherman. assistant profess, Fur more information ab> nit (lit- Following Vietnam, he then Hit iraditii n of the Peace effected: historv. it centers art) und Raider Run or traffic, contact the became a Mary knoll mission- Lectur is to eek people in- • Colonel Glenn to University Bourgeoi 's efforts ioclos< Ihe Office of Conferences ami F ems al ary in Bolivia, exploring the volvci in pro moiing human Blvd.: Open toSpringwood l.n. School o the Americas a Ft. (937) 775-5512. Benning. Ca. plight of ihe poor and the con- rights. ' said Sherman. Kauffman Ave. to Main Campus Crime tainer and underage possession. ASSAULT dents reported a theft in the build- LIQUOR OFFENSES containers. OFFENSE OF THE PUB- Apr. 8: AH..milton Hall resi- ing. Apr. 10: A Columbus resident Apr. 11: A Pleasant Hill resi- LIC PEACE dent reported menacing. Apr. 5: A Fairbom resident re- was cited for having an open con- dent was cited for underage con- Apr. 9: A Hamilton Hall resi- BURGLARY ported a theft in the Nutter Center. tainer and underage possession. sumption. dent reported telephone harass- Apr. 4: Three Hickory Hall Apr. 7: Shoplifting was re- Apr .11: A Fairhorn resident Apr. 11: A Fairhorn resident ment. residents reported unlawful en- ported in the Student Union. was cited for having an open con- w as cited for having an open con- ROBBBRY/BURv! ARY/ try and theft. Apr .8: A Centerville resident tainer. tainer and underage possession. TRESPASSING LARCENY /THEFT reported theft from a vehicle in Lot Apr. 11: Two College Park resi- Apr. 11: ACircleville resident Apr. 5: Breaking and enter- Apr. 4: Two Oak Hall resi- 12. dents were issued citations for open was cited for having an open con- ing was reported in Millett Hall. Campus Calendar

Wednesday, April 14 at 7p.m. in the extension of the • African Students United meet- • Alpha Xi Delta meeting at 6 Asian Heritage Month. Call 775- • Muslim prayer at 2:15 p.m Student Union Dining Room. ing at 5 p.m. in El54 Student p.m. in W169B Student Union. 4069 for registration. in the Upper Hearth Lounge and • Residential Community As- Union. Monday, April 19 • Wright Outdoors meeting at 7 p.m. in the extension of the sociation general meeting at 3-,,0 Saturday, April 17 • Muslim prayer at 2:15 p.m. in at 7 p.m. in W025 Student Union. Student Union Dining Room. p.m. in W025 Student Union. • Asian Heritage Month Cul- the Upper Hearth Lounge and at 7 • "Tuesday Night Thing." • WWSU general meeting at • Golden Key National Honor ture Night at 7 p.m. in the Student p.m. in the extension of the Stu- sponsored by Baptist Collegiate 3 p.m. in W025 Student Union. Society meeting at 4 p.m. in El54 Union Multipurpose Room. Ad- dent Union Dining Room. Ministries, at 7 p.m. in 116 Health • A Silent Auction, sponsored Student Union. Officer meeting vance tickets are $2 for students, • Phi Sigma Pi meeting at 7 Sciences Building. by the Anthropology Club, from will follow. $3 for WSU faculty and staff, $4 p.tr in E156A Student Union. Wednesday, April 21 8:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. on the • Chinese cuisine served at the for the public and are available at • "The While Ballroom," an • "The Bewitching Braid," a Quad. Campus Ministry at noon for Asian the Student Union Box Office and Iranian movie shown in 116Healtl. Chinese movie shown in 116 • "A college level study of Heritage Month. Call 775-4069 for the Asian/Hispanic/Native Ameri- Sciences Auditorium at noon for Health Sciences Building at noon the book of Hebrews," a Bible registration. can Center. Tickets are $5 at the Asian Heritage Month. for Asian Heritage Month. study sponsored by Life and • Campus Crusade for Christ door. • Noon Prayer, sponsored by • "A college level study of Truth, at noon in W025 Student Primetime meeting at 7:30p.m. in • Student Entrepreneurs United Campus Crusade for Christ, at noon the book of Hebrews," a Bible Union. 001A Medical Sciences Building. meeting at 6 p.m. in E156A Stu- in 279 Millett Hall. study sponsored by Life and • Noon Prayer, sponsored by Friday, April 16 dent Union. • InterFraternity Council meet- Truth, at noon in W025 Student Campus Crusade f r Christ, at • Muslim prayer at 2 p.m. in Sunday, April 18 ing at 7 p.m. in W025 Student Union. noon in 279 Milleti Hall. E156C Student Union and at 7 • Phi Mu meeting at 3 p.m. in Union. • Noon Prayer, sponsored by • Bible study, sponsored by p.m. in the extension of the Stu- W169C Student Union. • Bible study, sponsored by Campus Crusade for Christ, at Baptist Collegiate Ministries, at dent Union Dining Room. • Delta Zeta meeting at 4 p.m. Baptist Collegiate Ministries, at noon in 279 Millett Hall. noon in 379 Millett Hall. • Indian cuisine served at the in E156C Student Union. noon in 379 Millett Hall. • Bible study, sponsored by • Phi Kappa Tau meeting at 7 Campus Ministry at noon for Asian • Zeta Tau Alpha meeting at 4 • Jewish Student Union meet- Baptist Collegiate Ministries, at p.m. in E157A Student Union Heritage Month. Call 775-4069 for p.m. in WI56A.B Student Union. ing at 6:30 p.m. in E154 Student noon in 379 Millett Hall. • lota Phi Theta meeting at 5 registration. • Sigma Phi Epsilon meeting at Union. • Muslim prayer at 2:15 p.m. p.m. in W025 Student Union. • Noon Prayer, sponsored by 5 p.m. in E163A Student Union. Tuesday, April 20 in the Upper Hearth Lounge and • Zeta Phi meeting at 4:30 Campus Crusade for Christ, at noon • Delta Tau Delta meeting at • Alpha Kappa Alpha meeting at 7 p.m. in the extension of the p.m. in ihe Student Union Fac- in 279 Millett Hall. 6:30 p.m. in El57 Student Union. at 6:15 in EI 56A.B Student Union. Student Union Dining Room. ulty Dinning Room. • Student Government meeting • Phi Sigma Phi meeting at 6 • Battle of the Bands at 6 p.m. • Delta Tau Delta meeting at • Lambda Union weekly at 5 p.m. in El57 Student Union. p.m. in E154 Student Union. in the Rathskeller. 8 p.m. in E156A Student Union. meeting at 7 p.m. in W047 Stu- • "God's Economy." a Bible • Alpha Phi Alpha meeting at 7 •Muslim prayer at 2:15 p.m. in • Lambda Union weekly dent Union, elections will be study sponsored by Life and Truth, p.m. in E163B Student Union. the Upper Hearth Lounge and at meeting at 7 p.m. in W047 Stu- held. at 7 p.m. in W025 Student Union. • Beta Theta Pi meeting at 7 7:00 p.m. in the extension of the dent Union, a discussion of ho- Thursday, April 15 • Bible study, sponsored by p.m. in W025 Student Union. Student Union Dining Room. mosexuality and religion by Dr. • Muslim prayer at 2:15 p.m. Baptist Collegiate Ministries, at • Beta Phi Omega meeting at 6 • Mediterranean cuisine served Dvorak. in the Upper Hearth Lounge and noon in 379 Millett Hall. p.m. in El63A Student Union. at the Campus Ministry at no'in for _____ <"ioNtsaaY nrmi it. IS-JI mr eimovw 3 Wan /eather brings WSU students outside Quad fill* ith people enjoying the beginning of Spring at Wright State

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Projects help women heal Golden Key ceremonies

By HEATHER M. BISHARA WSU. the WSU committee will be Atrium. Any shirts made at tlie work- By SHAUNAM. SHEPLER McDade is currently the web News Editor hosting a t-shirt workshop in a se- shop or brought in by members of For The Guardian page developer for Golden Key. cluded place (so people will not be the community will be added at the An MIS major with a minor in In an effort to remember the able to just stumble in and watch) display. Some of Wright State's most Management. McDade will gradu- women who have been victims and yet to be announced. The display will be held on May outstanding students were honored ate in December to pursue a career survivors of violent crimes, the "The t-shirt making workshops 6 front 10a.m. to4p.ro. on the Quad. in a ceremony Sun.. April 11, in in Data Base Administration at a I Clothesline Project and Take Back arc completely confidential. Coun- Following the Clothesline the Multipurpose Room of the Stu- global company. the Night will be returning to Wright selors will be on hand to help women Project w ill be the Take Back the dent Union. The purpose of the McDonald has been serving as State University. come out about their abuse. The t- Night Marchat 7:30p.m. Themarch ceremony was to induct new mem- the historical secretary for Golden The Clothesline Project was shirt making is just a subtle way of was done last year as part of Sexual bers into Wright State's chapter of Key. McDonald is a biological founded in 1990 by the Cape Cod starting the healing." said Dunn. Awareness Week On May 4 at 7:30 the Golden Key National Honor sciences major who will graduate Women's Agenda. The concept be- WSU students and members of p.m.. at the Forest Lane Community Society, award scholarships tocur- from Wright State in June 20(H) hind CP is to let women tell their the community arc urged to donate Canter, all arc invited to help in rent members and elect new offic- and attend optometry school stories of violence, incest, abuse and any t-shirts they can. T-shirts can he making signs and posters for the ers for the 1999-2000 academic Kalter is Golden Key's vice sexual assault by decorating t-shirts any size or color and can be dropped march. year. president of internal affairs. An and then hanging the t-shirts out on at 2 Palms Forest Lane. The Take Back the Night March Four students and a member of electrical engineering major. Kalter the clothesline for all to see. "Right now we're doing a drive involves women marching through- the Dayton community were given will graduate in June 2000 and "Fordecades women have com- where were in desperate need of t- out WSU's campus at night. honorary memberships during attend graduate school to pursue a municated with each other while shirts." said Dunn "It's about feeling more sale on- Sunday's ceremony. The students masters degree in engineering. hanging clothes, which is why this The project began with 31 shirts campus in general." said Dunn. were Marcic McDade. Lindsay Kalter is a Golden Key scholarship medium is particularly appropriate. and has expanded to an estimated A speak out by women partici- McDonald. Ariana Kalter and recipient from last year. The line is a way of airing societies 35,000 to 50,000 shirts nationally. pating in the march is planned to be Tameca A. Boone. The commu- Wright State senior Boone is dirty laundry, which would be According to Dunn, there will be held but the time and date has yet to nity member who was given hon- currently the treasurer of Golden abuse." said Jenn Dunn, committee approximately 100 shirts, sent from have been announced. orary membership into Golden Key member for the Clothesline Project the national organization, on dis- For more information about the was Kenneth Schumacher, father and Take Back the Night. play on the Quad. In case of rain the events, contact Jenn Dunn at (937) of current member Devon See "Key" p. 4 Before the exhibit comes to display will be moved into the 775-5569. Schumacher.

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By t cky Ledingham In National Panhcllenie later for speakers and awards. " Howard University 111 1913 with The cost is $50 per team For The Guardian Council news, three sororities said Amy Bradley of Delta Zeta. the vision to provide services to Sigma Phi lipsilon is also par- took part in "State Day" on Sat. Crystal Babb of Zeta Tau Al- the community and on an inter- ticipating in the Multiple Sclero- The Greek Affairs Couneil is April 10. Phi Mu. ZctaTau Al- pha traveled to Youngstown Uni- national scale. sis walk this coming Saturday. asking ihe Wright Slate Univer- pha and Delta Zeta each met at versity to meet her sisters. "It In men's fraternity news. Al- The walk begins at Fairmont High sity student body to help give separate universities with sev- was really inspiring as a new pha Phi Alpha held a dance this School in Kettering. Registra- relief to Ihe tornado victims of eral different, state wide chap- member, to feel all the Zeta past Sat.. April 10 in the Multi tion is at 8 a.m. and the alk Hamilton County. ters of their affiliation. pride." Purpose room. Also, upcoming starts at 9 a.m. GAC is asking for donations "About 10 chapters met at National Panhcllenic Coun- events for this weekend include For more information about of canned food and money. While Baldwin Wallace College to get cil recently welcomed a new so- Phi Sigma Phi's Water Wars, upcoming Greek events, contact collecting this began on Mon- acquainted. Then we split up for rority to campus. Delta Sigma which will be held at the Student the GAC office at (937) 775- day. it will continue on until to- workshops and got back together Theta. Inc. was founded al Union Pool this Sat., April 17. 5560. day in the GAC Office. WO 15 Student Union. Next week there will be tables set up for donations in Allyn Hall CONSIDERING ABORTION? 7 or on the quad in front of Allyn. depending on the weather. The MIAMI VALLEY WOMEN'S donations will be given to Wal - Mart to add to their collection of CENTER tornado relief supplies. A PREGNANCY MEDICAL CENTER ALL SERVICES FREE "Your Health Ami Safety Are Important To Us" Got * Information On A Woman's Choices: Abortion Procedures, Risks & Alternatives ' Baby Furniture & Needs - Housing Information News? * Individual & Croup Support for Single Moms Free Pregnancy Tests & Dads ic Tost Abortion Stress Call Heather at Medical Exams Huber Hts Kettering Compassionate & &Ultrasounds X5538 Confidential 7049 A Taylorsville Rd 2345 \V Stroop Rd (near the CM Plant) 236-2273 298-4244 ww w. womenscenter.org Jump Start Student Loan. The best choice.

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April 14, 1999 An attempt to answer, "Why doesn't SG clo anything?" Issue No. 23 Vol. 34 Power is a fleeting and ephemeral creature. Those who power and influence over major decisions is wielded in some nether Editor In Chief • Amy Pryof have it have a vested interest in keeping it. and in keeping region beyond the hue and cry of student voices. News Editor - Heather Bishara those who might want to share in it at arm's length. We are distracted and ineffectual. Spotlight Editor - Angelique Campbell This brings us to the often-asked question, "Why doesn't Until this basic power structure is changed, we will continue to Opinions Editor - Angelle Hane" have student apathy and SG will continue to indulge in initiatives of Sports Editor - David Biddle Student Governmem do anything?" This question isn't really fair or accurate. SG docs lots of limited scope and narrow focus. All the exhortations to vote will be Chief Photographer - Drew Hedleston meaningless as long as our votes mean next to nothing. Copy Editors • Anita Artiner, Michael D. Pitman things. But they arc hampered from enacting any real change Graphic Arts Manager - Thomas Poole by the system that is in place specifically to keep them in Advertising Manager - Jamie Allen their place. That being the case, let us ask the real question: SJUPm Ad Graphics Manager • Josh Couts "Why can 't SG do anything?" / No CHILI! Circulation Manager - Shaun Tubbs A large part of the reason is that we arc a disenfranchised mr GflvEKNM Assistant News Editor - Katy Gutwein *Rr MA or cv electorate—we vote, but our votes carry such limited weight HfcHER ftKBts that apathy runs rampant. Apathy caused by limited power leads to less and less students voting, which gives the DM INISW Advertising Reps - Doug Rieman, Thomas administration the go-ahead to keep ignoring us. Quite a Sweeney vicious circle, no? The truth is, the administration of this OFFICES Staff Writers - Matt Daley. Brandy Hollon, Brian university knows that we are a transient population. They Joo. Cherjanet Lenzy, Michael D. Pitman. Morgan know that we will come and go. many of us rather quickly, Sanborn. Jason Seaman, Dan Stupp Staff Photographers - Josh Bell. Jenn Smith and so they can safely disregard our discontent. This is true at Technology Supervisor- Jason Sanders WSU. perhaps even more than other universities, where less Faculty Mentor - Jeff John than 20 percent of our students 4ive on campus. Many of our Student Media Coordinator - Gerry Petrak commutcrs are otherwise occupied with families and jobs, and are able to recognize that their voice is not really going The Guurilian is primed weekly tlunng ihe to make a difference in the issues that matter to them. regular school > .i li is published by students of Wnghl Suite University in I>ayton.Ohio lUlitiin- So. on what issues does SG make a difference' als without bylines reflect ihe majority opinion of Well, budgeting for student organizations, of course. It Iheedhonal hoard. Views expressed in columns, •.aitoons and advertisements arc ihose of ihe wru- became very evident in the last couple of weeks, this is a very ere. artists and advertisers. The Guaiitum reserves the right lo censor or important issue for those students involved in the reject advertising c: ?y in accordance with any organizations affected. But does this really affect the decision present or fuiure advertising acceptance rules cs- lablished by The Guardian All contents con- made by ihe administrators of this campus? Does it affect the tained herein are ihe express property of The majority of students? No. not really. But SG and ihe students (iuarilum. Copyright privileges revert lo ihe writ Editorial Cartoon by Tom Poole ers, artists and phoiographers of specific works who are active squabble among ourselves, while the real after publication The Guardian reserves ihe right lo repnnt works in future issues O 1999 The Guardian letters to the editor Letters to the Editor •The Guardian encourages letters to the editor and commentary pieces from Independence in eye of the beholder students, faculty, administrators and independent Kosovo deemed good and an independent Kurdistan staff Why is it that I see daily pictures of burning villages, •Letters should be typed, have the refugees and massacre victims in Kosovo, and no pictures at bad? The media coverage reminds me of the situation MIT writer's printed full name, address, all of Kurdish victims of far worse atrocities in Turkey? daytime phone and class standing (if There are hundreds of thousands of Kurdish refugees. Their professor Noam Chomsky describes in his book, Manufacturing Consent. Chomsky points out that extensive coverage was given to applicable) villages have been bombed and strafed by Turkish enemy atrocities in Cambodia, while simultaneously there was a •Deadline for submissions is 5 p.m. on helicopters and jets, supplied by the United States. Why are the Friday proceeding the next issue the Albanian separatists treated as freedom fighters in the near complete blackout of coverage of U.S.-supported atrocities in •Letters should be kept to 500 words or U.S. media, while the Kurdish guerillas are called terrorists? East Timor. There is a logical explanation for the fact that the United less Why is an States is willing to use its Air Force in support of a guerilla army. •All letters arc subject to editing for After the Soviet Union and most of Eastern Europe went capitalist, space and content only one Socialist state remained—Yugoslavia. Therefore, the •Letters which duplicate others may be breakup of Yugoslavia was very important to the United Stales and omitted •When responding to another letter, other capitalist countries. The Kurdish guerillas arc leftist in political orientation. The refer to the date and headline last thing the United States would want to see in the oil-rich •Quotes that cannot be confirmed will Middle East would be a socialist Kurdistan. not be used The prime motivating tactor of U.S. foreign policy is the • E-mail to [email protected] preservation of capitalism and enhancement of corporate power Guardian Phone Numbers and profits. The tender concern expressed by government officials and the media for refugees and victims of atrocities is for public- Advertising: 775-5537 Fax:775-5535 consumption only. News: 775-5538 Editor in Chief : 775-5540 Sports / Features: 775-5536 Gary Sudborough rutin on «tr* am ««« Bell/lower, Calif. WIOHESDAY. APRIL 14. 1999

{Cultural Orphani Kiddie porn as crass commercialism Britney Spears may be almost grown, but sex/child imagery clash poses that bug me. I'm all for up bra and boy-short panties, but in rhinestones across her 17-year- beneath her lube lop, but al least beautiful people having their this time in white, with white old butt. Again, this is pushing she's dressed like a grown-up. picture taken. platform stripper shoes. Also some standard sexual buttons. We like lo ihink thai people By Angcllc No. it's all the trappings of reflected in the mirror is her But what bugs me is the tiny. who arc sexually attracted to Haney childhood that accompany the rumpled, virginal white bed. pink little girl's bicycle. It is children are abberations. So, I imagine that by now "pin-up" style photos. obviously much too small for monsters, different from the rest most people who are interested Picture #1, Cover: Britney Britney, so its function in the of us. But, really, they arc jusi have seen the April 15 issue of in pink satin boy-short photograph is to link sex to little taking the cultural message that a Rolling Stone. underwear, with black polka girls. Sure, it's only a picture. young girl is a nubile girl is an Oh. you know the one. It dots, and in a black halter bra. In That's what pedophiles go to jail available girl to its absurd takes you inside the "heart, mind one hand, she has a phone that for. extreme. and bedroom of a teen dream" most indcspensable of teenage Picture #4, p.63: This is a There is nothing new in (my italics!. accessories. Nestled in Iter other forgivable, banal image of using sex to sell, not even lo sell If you're like me. you may arm is Tinky-Winky. the "gay" Britney in Catholic school-girl 17-year-olds. Sex and the not have heard of the cover girl Teletubbie. His open mouth is garb (Tom Poole, king of the bad iconography of childhood, in question. Britney Spears is a positioned suggestively near her pop divas, tells me this is what however, is a dangerous and 17-year-old pop singer. nipple. That, or he's in shock at she wears in her "hit video"). The disgusting mix. She is still underage, her tawdry hussy-ness. Lovely. thing that creeps me out Iv-rc is Britney's mother is a second- although she'll be a woman soon Picture #2, p.61: Britney in the naked old man scaling the grade teacher. She should have enough. Apparently she's grown her bedroom, as promised! chian-link fence behind her. I known better up enough to post, in a push-up Surrounded by no liss than 10 know the May/December thing is Britney's sexuality is bra and hot pants for dolls (there are even more Subtle. The heavy air-brushing of fashionable, but give me a break! ccrtainlv hers to use to advance photographer David LaChapelle. reflected in the mirror) and five her cleavage is a nice touch. Picture #5, p.64: This one is her career, but her little-girl But you know, it isn't Spears' or so teddy bear/stuffed animal Picture #3, p.62: Britney in the least problematic. Britney's memories shouldn't be part of the revealing clothes or suggestive things, she is again in the push- hot-pants that say "Baby, Baby" right breast is poking out from promotion. letters to the editor Best choice in a bad situation Choose whose life? I'm writing this letter in response to the "Abortion" letters that have Abortion tests our tolerance and our laws appeared in the last two issues. There arc those saying abortion is socially First, it is necessary to state provide citizens with as many Third, with my own basic and morally wrong and that the "guilty mothers" should be killed, and that this newspaper represents the options as possible, especially contentions on the institution of others who arc opposed to this group and bring God into it and stand on professional, ideological and when faced with dire abortion made, I turn to the thesis the platform that abortion is only bad when used "as a form of birth cultural facets of Wright State circumstances. Why isabortion the of the letter. I quote: control." University. It is not a tool for the best alternative, at least in most "To think that because some The point is that the arguments vary. However. I believe that people broadcast of fanatical opinions, but cases? girl couldn't keep her legs shut .ire missing the point concerning abortion—it's not weather or not it is instead a publication in which free, Well, to until she was married and now she'd morally correct, but the whole issue is about the right to choose educated people may exchange actually murder a baby, .it's It's about the right of a woman tochoosc what she decides to do with valid ideas in a civilized manner. appalling. I think we. as a society, her body. Can we agree on this? But this is where we get confuscd and Second, pertaining to the should have the baby and abort the where the arguments originate: Where docs the woman's body end and letter which prompted this idiot mother." the baby's begin? Is it not two separate lives, one already facing the trials response. ("Kill the mother" On the contrary, to know of the chaotic life journey and the other at the start? Mar. 31). the first sentence that someone thinks this wav is The reasoning that arises out of this is that a fetus is not yet human, reads. "You're a pretty sad appalling. Such an unreasonable therefore expendable. sample of humanity when argument is not even deserving My response: just because a seed is not yet a crop docs not mean it you can stand there and of rebuttal. Nonsense. It is won't bear fruit. profess that there is nothing indeed a testament to the Darryl Porter wrong with taking the life integrity of society that sane- Freshman, Theatre Design/Technology of an innocent child because individuals tolerate such bird- of a mistake you don't want brained gibberish; it is the to live with." humanity in us all and the Got an opinion of your very own? So true, such a sample recognition of the humanity of Think the whole campus is entitled to hear it? would be disheartcnin. others that allows for tolerance. However, no such sample ex...— ii a«v —• ' — a n Hence, keep your own You're right! No one ever said that the act of abortion assuredly ruins one life humanity in mind before killing an unborn child is right by before it has the chance to gain criticizing others. Don't place Raider Voices wants you! any means. Tothink this is to wholly momentum, to not (have the yourself on a false pedestal Meet us at The Guardian from 3-4 p.m. on miss the logic by which the legality abortion), in all likelihood, ruins because life will undoubtedly of abortion is anchored in this three [lives), especially the child's. knock you down. Fridays, W016C Student Union, and we'll nation's law. Simple probability. Generally, take down what you have to say. First six to The logic of which I speak is abortion is an act of damage control, Justin Henderson that abortion, in many instances, is a cutting of costs in the face of Junior, BMEZ Pre-Med & eight students and staff who show up will get just the best of many poor options, crisis. Life sometimes requires such Chemistry their mugs in the paper. Won't Mom be proud? and it is the maxim of this nation to action. r Wl SlJARDUtM HlDNtSOAr. APRIL 14. 1999

keep a t">«d relationship with "Debates" cont WSU staff." said Conzo. Students can cast their votes Both candidates agreed that today, and tomorrow Irom 8 a.m. director of internal affair voice for students in the coming the professor evaluations should year when it is kind of forgotten and has served on varioti* to 7 p.m. in the Student Union be made public about," said Perry. Atrium and Allyn Hall Loui mitlees as well. "We want to find out what "Students may take devalu- The Student Organization The debale moved quickly students want, bring more of them ations more seriously when they Budget Committee received a lot imo swo areas of concern for into SG and gel them more in- know it will be published." said of attention regarding the in- Cast WSU students, food service and volved." said Perry. Schweser. crease in money given to SO and parking. "I'd like to hold more forums "I would like to sec at least how their involvement in SOBC "Student representatives are for students to talk with SG lead- your the last question published on it affects student groups applying sent to the food service commit- the student would recommend the for funds. ership to explain how they feel," tee and we want to help the professor. Students may do be: "I know the increase SO re- said Martin. vote changes coming with the Master "SG should be more visible tcr academically if they could ceived is meant for travel ex- Plan lo not drastically effect stu- on campus and increase student choose the best professor," said penses to attend the Ohio Coun- today! dents," said Schweser. cil of Student Governments and representation. We would try to "Hopefully something like Martin. How to keep commuters on similar events. We would also Operation: Hi. how are you?'will campus and improve the campus like to increase publicity for SG deal with the way some things on climate were discussed as well. on campus," said Conzo. campus are handled." said Conzo. Call For "It's hard to get people to stay "Gcrmaine and I would like "We want work to improve to increase ads for SG. let people the hours of the eating areas on on campus so we'd like to plan activities to get students involved know when meetings are and campus, especially for people Submissions and to find out what they want." explain more about what SG with later classes and work to- docs. We'd also improve on what For An Afternoon Reading at ward cutting cost," said Perry said Perry. "We are interested in plan- SG docs now and begin new pro- Barnes & Noble on Saturday, "I understand we have a con- ning something in winter to break grams." said Perry. May 22 from 12:00 - 2:00 pm tract with Sodexho, but students the monotony. There usually isn't "As a member of SOBC, I am need a choice. There should be much going on then to keep confident in the decisions made Submit your poetry, fiction or memoir excerpts. competition from the restaurants people here," said Martin. this year. I don't think that the Pieces of 5 pages or less preferred. across the street," said Martin. "We have seen how other uni- president of SG being chair of Deadline: Wfd., April 21st. In addressing parking. Perry versities set aside one hour per the committee is really an issue. feels that some of the problem week for organizations to hold Students do need to be made more Drop ot'f submissions with name, year in schopl, . would be relieved if students ( meetings and it would work here. aware of what happens in SOBC. parked in the correct spaces. address, and phone # at the University Writing Centtt It would make it possible for com- The meetings arc open to anyone "People need to park where (031 Library) between 9-5. muters to atte nd somcthi ng," said and they can sit in on and see they are supposed to. There also what goes on." said Conzo. For Information, call 775-4186 need to be better checks on park- Conzo. "Part of our initiatives is to "I understand that the final Sponsored by the English Club, Writing Ceriter,.and English ing at night to enforce the rules. decisions are approved by WSU Graduate Organization It might not be popular, but may work toward things that encour- age people to stay or come back staff so that is a safeguard against lessen the problem," said Perry. problems." said Perry. "I think we need to increase to campus." said Schweser. "1 think our initiatives address "Letting students know more communication between students about why things were done and parking officials and work apathy in general. We want to let CARDIO FIT students know what is going on would help them understand the toward forums like what we had decisions that were made. Yes, this year. SO can't build you a on campus." said Conzo. 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By JASON SEAMAN "The Telephone." written by Gian Carlo Old Maid and the Thief." Spotlight Writer Menotti. "The Telephone" portrays the love "This performance centers around an older of a man for a women, but whom cannot woman and her female companion who be- seem to get her off the phone. The young friends a younger man," said Warrick. man is trying to propose to the woman, but The older ladies hear a news flash that a he may never receive the opportunity as she The Gold Plus Concert Scries started their convict has escaped from the local jail, and I is constantly talking on the phone. they instantly think their new friend is the season in fall of 1998 with the production of The second section of this spectacle fea- "Holiday in the Heartland." Their latest en- escaped convict. They do everything in their tures Douglas Moore's, "Gallantry." an- power to keep him there, while a touch of deavor, "Opera Americana," starts this weekend other one-act show. in the Concert Hall at the Creative Arts Center. irony shines through in this eoincdic opera. "This portion is literally a soap opera. "This cast has been rehearsing since the "This is a good way to introduce people to the The production actually goes back in forth opera and it is important to realize that opera is beginning of winterquarter. The singcrschosc between commercials and the actual soap these particular picccs because they enjoy not as bad as people believe it to be," said Kim opera," said Warrick. Warrick, assistant professor of Music. them and they are done by American com- It takes place in a hospital where a sur- "Opera Americana" begins with the opera. posers." said Warrick. geon proclaims his love for an anesthetist "It is not very often that American com- who is already engaged. posers arc choscn, but it is still important for The final segment of the production. them. They arc all light hearted comedies concludes with and will be fun for the audience." another piece Opera Americana" starts April 16 at 8 from Menotti, p.m. Additional performances arc on April 17 at 3 and 8 p.m. and on April 18, at 3 p.m. Advanced tickets are $8 and $5 for children and senior citizens. Tickcts will be $ 10 and S6 at the door if available. "I encourage everyone to come and sec it. It is a good American light-hearted com- edy and it is affordable." said Warrick. For more information, call the Student Union Box ( flicc at (937)775-5544.

Collection of sculpture opens in the CAC

By CHERJANET LENZY Macaulay to provide a wide subject matter, media and form Potential gallery visitors will Spotlight Writer range of artwork that would dis- make up the meaning of the see pieces such as a life-size play an array of material and show. wooden instrument and a metal In this section: techniques. Pieces like wall hangings, chain flower. • Three-star A professional collection of "The media is diverse as pos- floor pieces and art literally held These pieces set the mark art entitled "The Object: Of sible." said Macaulay. on the pedestals add an exquis- for exploring art themes and en- review of "Go" Sculpture" opened in the Cre- "The Object: Of Sculpture" ite, diverse touch to the exhibit. lightening viewers to a new art p. 10 ative Arts Gallery on April 6 features 50 works of art from a All the picccs for the exhibit form. and will be running through May number of artists. were chosen for their relation to The show continues to run • Eve 6 and Lit 9. Ranging from Yellow- cach other. until May 6 in the Creative Arts show review This exhibit is a display of Springs to New York, these art- According to Macaulay, the Center. Gallery hours are Tues- sculptures from a variety of art- ists have compiled their pieces show gives the artists a vehicle day-Friday from 10a.m. to 4p.m. p. 11 ists from all over the United to create a sort of modern day to communicate their ideas. and Saturday and Sunday, States. art history lesson. The show may seem some- l2p.m,to 5p.m. • Fashion show Tom Macaulay, Wright State "It's important for students what radical but all pieces arc For more information, call the at WSU University professor of Art. se- to see high quality professional rather traditional and arc all Creative Art Center Galleries at lected the pieces for the show work." said Macaulay. ideas from the early 20th cen- (937)775-2978. p. 12 Each piecc was selected by Macaulay believes that the tury. r WtUNfSMY. APRIL 14. 1999 "Go youth and drugs delightful combination

wild night in the L. A. underground, This is the point where story Simon and his buddies, most nota- terpiece. but far from flop status. and even a side trip to Vegas. They two kicks in: Adam and Zack. bly a very funny Tayc Diggs ("How "Go" fits perfectly into the "Go" certainly find the unexpected Adam (Scott Wolf of "Party of Stella GotHerGroove Back"), grab spring season of fun. lighter fare around every corner. Five") and Zack (Jay Mohr of a suite at a classy hotel, hit the that would die in the summer block- Think "Pulp Fiction" and pos- "Jerry Maguire" and "200 Ciga- casino, and all seems good. That is buster season. sibly even this years' comedy "200 rettes ") arc the ones who get Ronna until Simon gets very lucky (not The best scenes of the film have Cigarettes" and you have the nar- and her best friend Claire (Kalie with the slots people), burns some to be the entire Vegas trip. Diggs Director Doug Liman first rative direction in place, or out of Holmes of "Dawson's Creek" and stuff up and hits a strip joint down and Askew are a great comic pair- brought his unusual and hip style place, depends on how you slack "Disturbing Behavior") into this the road. This is where his luck ing. playing off each other with to the modern swing scene of Los it. whole mess. Ronna and Claire go hits rock bottom. There are strip- wonderful timing and chemistry. Angeles in the surprise hit "Swing- All of the young, hip cast is on a wild goose chase for some pers. gunshots, high-speed chases, Their bold misadventures re- ers" two years ago. scattered around the film, only to cxctasy that Adam and Zack want. a foul-mouthed kid. a Ferrari, lots ally spice the film up to its needed He now bursts out into the more eventually tie in together sooner Remaining in story one (and of screams and I'm sure, soiled pace. Also Wolf and Mohr make a Hollywood mainstream, but trust or later. two) are: a wild rave, a very, very clothing. funny team (I won't give away any me, he still has a few things hidden Story one: Ronna. Ronna is bad trip, a rougt. header off of the Liman has proven himself a more of their personal roles). Mohr up his sleeve in the new film "Go." played by Sarah Policy ("The Sweet hood of a Miata, an undercover talented young director and one to is hilarious as he tries to avoid the This film follows an odd bunch Hereajter") with a perfect teen- cop with some strange ulterior take notice of. He has made a weird innuendo of a detective (Wil- of assorted characters through one felt performance. She brings dis- motives and a not too happy drug different film from "Swingers," but liam Fichtner). but most tance and emotional solitude to dealer who might just have a heart much of his dialogue sequences memcorable are the moments when For The Setidus her character. Her fellow co-work- of gold. and social confrontations are Wolf gets to say the "f-word." ers. and friends at an Aldi-typc Story three deals with British handled similarly. After years on television's most KICKBOXER grocery store get caught up in a import (and friend of Ronna and They are all witty (sometimes depressing hour, God knows that tangle of problems on this particu- Claire) Simon (Desmond Askew) too much so) and keep the film "Cruise. Jr." has been dying to lar evening. and his crazy night in Vegas flowing along well. It's not a mas- scream it. (Brian Joo) CALL FOR FREE CONGRATULATIONS TO LESSON THE GREEK DEAN S LIST

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APRIL 14. 1999 n*BUAJUMAM ft Lit and Eve t ^cked together P.Funk Lives By JASON SEAMAN year expend* showed through were there to hear the hit single Spotlight Writer when lead singer A. Jay Popoff "Inside Out." They relieved their George Clinton and Violent tried to get the crowd involved. wish at the end of the set before the Lit played a 40 minute set. band exiled the stage. Eve 6 and Lit arc currently play- mainly playing songs off of their Eve 6 returned for a two song Femmes rocked Dayton ing ihcir Norih American lour. The latest offering "A Place in the Sun." encore, covering the classic "Leav- the arena for hours and the 3y BECKY LEDINGHAM dynamic duo went through Ohio Eve 6 finally appeared on stage ing on a Jetplane" and one of their crowd loved it. For The Guardian last week, hitting The Odeon in after half an hour. They started own songs. "Superhero Girl." However. George Clinton's Cleveland, Bogarts in Cincinnati with "Open Road Song," which is Both bands put on excellent band was not group to and the Mekka it; Columbus. featured in the movie "Can't Hardly performances, and were very nice George Clinton and the perform. The Violent Femmes "All three shows sold out in Wait" to the audience and came out to P.Funk Allstars delivered the also jammed out to some of Ohio and are selling out other ven- The crowd was much mora in- mingle with the fans after the show. funk this past Friday at the theirclassic songs like "Blister ues as well." said J.R. Lcsiuok, volved in Eve 6's perfor- University of Dayton Arena. In The Sun." "Add It Up" and assistant marketing director for mance. The P.Funk Allstars helped "Kiss Off. RCA records. "The crowd was incred- George Clinton to jam to songs The Femmes played for a This is the second tour for Eve ible and everyone was into for as long as 40 minutes. much smaller crowd than 6 in under a year that has reached the band. It was a high energy They kept the small crowd Clinton because ihey opened Ohio. set and the fans were loud dancing all night long. the show, coming on stage at 7 "There were over 900 people at from beginning to end," said The crowd was small be- p.m the show this time. It actually sold Lesniok. cause half of the arena was A majority of the crowd had out in advanced ticket sales, but we Eve 6 squeezed in a cover blocked off and tickets were not arrived yet, except the die sold more tickets at the door for the of the Divinyls' classic "I not sold for those seats, but the hard Femmes fans. open public," said Lesniok. Touch Myself " along with size of the audience did not George Clinton and the Eve 6 and Lit took the stage many of the songs from their have an effect on the band's P.Funk Allstars definitely put April 13 at the Mekka self-titled debut. They also performance. on a much more appreciated Lit. special opening guest, took played a couple of new songs They were amazing, espe- performace than the Violent the stage first around 8 p.m. There that they are working on for cially when they played songs Femmes, but all together it was was not much crowd response, their second release. like "Atomic Dog" and "Flash- an amazing show, especially for which was unfortunate, because It would be a safe bet to Eve 6 light." George Clinton rocked Funk fans. Lit put on a good show. Their nine- say that over half the people ROUTE 1: MON. - THURS. UNTIL IQiOSPM / FRI. 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By ANGELIQUE CAMPBELt Tickets at the door can be pur Static-X tans The lyrics enhance the abstract Spotlight Editor biased for S3 with a donation that "Wisconsin The soundtrack for "The liiiile instrumental. Death metal lyrics referring to will then be given to the Dayton Death Trip" of Clun ky " featured "Hied for Battered Women's home. l)u\s" in 1998. This song and Satan, murder, drugs and sex scarc Black Women Striving Forward For more information, contact another Static-X hit. "Push //" were the mainstream listener, but this will be presenting their third an- Tiffany Walton at (937)775-1609. % included in Korn's "Extra Values." album is squeaky-clean. nual fashion show April 14 at 7 Please place your scats and trays Do not expect to hear static- "I'mWitli Stupid' and "Low p.m. in the Student Union in their upright and locked position noise on this CD. The send Dump' mock ill-fated relation- Mulitpurpose room. and gel ready for "Wisconsin Death a vibe through your body, and the ships. "December" is about letting The event will showcase sports- Trip." throbbing bass becomes an intense go of the dark past by realizing that wear. busincsswear. sleepwcar, Statie-X is flying high with iheir beat that will make your brain ex- the "sun shines through the haze." sunwear. easualwcar and formal self-descrihed musical creation of plode. Expcct a sound different "Wisconsin Death Trip" is a wear. "rhythmic iracecore," a mix of than Korn and more explosive than rhythmic vacation of survival. [Erin Between each of these scenes, metal, goth and techno. Rob Zombie. Runiz) there will be scenes that show fash- The individual music back- ion from decades of the past, rang- grounds of band members Wayne ing from the 1960s to the 1990s. Static (lead vocal/guitar). "We're giving back to our fash- (drums). (guitar/ ion heritage with these breaks be- keyboards) and tween the scenes." said Tiffany (bass/backing vocals) fuse into an Walton, president of Black Women cnergelic sound. Striving Forward. Static played in goth bands Tickets are S3 in advance anil while Jay was a metal drummer. $4 at the door. Fukuda played the guitar in his homeland. Osaka. Japan, while Campos played (he California death metal circuit. As their debut album. "Wis- consin Death Trip" includes some Static-X songs that are not unfamiliar to

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Baseball Raiders stay competitive in conference Bedford shines against Cleveland State, Beam, Hart stay hot at the plate

By MORGAN SANBORN cause most of ihe bullpen is out more Chuck Kestcrke hit a fly out Sports Writer with injuries. to center field to bring sophomore Wright State sophomore Scott Jim Morris home. The Wright State team Marshall stepped up from the out- Wright State then scored two in faced off against Cleveland State field to pitch in the rain during the the fifth to hold on to the win. on April 11 and lost with a disap- eighth inning, giving up only on „• Wright State's Kevin Morse, a pointing score of 26-10. run. sophomore from Centerpoint, Ind.. Wright State was forced to play The game was called in the top pitched 6.3 innings giving up seven some of the younger bc- of the ninth due to rain. hits, with only three runs. On Saturday, Wright State had Squire finished up for Morse, a double-header against Cleveland without a hit, coming up with a State. The first game was a much save that gives him nine for the bettershowing. evert thoughCleve- season. land State won 11-7. On Sunday, 6-3 sophomore Jason Krenzke, a junior from Chris Bedford pitched all nine in- Sanford, Mich., pitched the first nings, giving up an amazing four four innings giving up seven runs, hits, keeping Cleveland State from then Mark Squire, a senior from scoring. Bedford baffled the CSU Vikings. Middleburg Heights. Ohio, finished Wright State scored two runs in up the game giving up another four. the second inning, one on a high fly Jim Morris, homered to left 43. Marshall has a batting average Later that day. Wright State from junior Matt Bruncr, to bring center to score three, bringing the of .357, with Morris trailingclosely win 4-3 against home senior. Brian Bautsch. score to 6-0. with .347. Cleveland State. The second was scored on a On the season. Hart leads the Wright State's record is now Wright State got on the board in wild pitch to bring catcher Nick team in batting with an average of 16-14, and a record of 3-5 in the first inning with a single from Shields home. .402. league. This week Wright State Hart, scoring Marshall. In the fifth. Wright State fresh- Beam is making waves with a will be at home facing Eastern Ken- Cleveland State tied it up in the man Chris Ransicad scored on an .383 batting average, while lead- tucky on April 14 at 3 p.m.. Illi- of the fourth, until Wright RBI single to left field by Dusty ing the team in homeruns with nois-Chicago on Friday at 4 p.m., next at-bat when sopho- Beam. seven, and RBIs with a whopping and again on Saturday at I p.m. Bautsch digs in against CSU. Wright State softball has a team slogan: Just win baby! Considering they were only By BRANDY HOLLON establish their record in the MCC led the Raiders on the mou" >) as included a .619 batting average picked to finish fourth in the league, Sports Writer at 2-0. well as from the plate with one with two home runs and 10 RBIs. These victories bring the Raid- home run in each game of the From the mound. Sycks is leading the Raiders are playing great. This weekend the Raiders will The Raiders softball team con- ers overall record to 25-7. doubleheadcr to help secure the the team in (73), faicc two MCC opponents. WSU tinued their successful season by The first game against Wiscon- victories. (54) and F.RA (1.53). Null take on Illinois-Chicago on putting their first Midwestern Col- sin-Green Bay ended in a decisive Sycks was also named MCC Senior Angie Hook rep- the road in a double header on legiate Conference opponent. Wis- 5-1 victory for the Raiders Player-of-the-Weck. resented the Raiders on the mound April 17 at 2 p.m. They will finish consin-Green Bay, down twice to Sophomore pitcher Kim Sycks Her outstanding performance for the second half of the twinbil! against Wisconsin-Green Bay. out their w eekend on the road with picking up her eighth straight win another doubleheadcr against of the season with a 3-1 victory. Loyola on April 18 (time to be The Raiders are only five wins announced). away from setting a new record for wins in a season. The current record, set in 1997. is 29 wins. In this section: The Raiders have shattered last • NBA surprises year's homerun stats of. only one with an impressive 23 homeruns its and disappoinments they approach the last half of their p. 14 1999 season. Sophomore Michelle Dcmmilt continues to lead the Raiders with • NFL amateur a .512 average and 28 RBIs. Freshman Amber Kolle is hit- ting .429 with27 RBI on the season and freshman catcher Amber Price leads the team with six home runs. • Look for WSU Junior pitcher Kelly Herbst men's and women's went 1-1 this past week, moving her record to 8-4 on the season. tennis next week. Angie Hook (L) and Kelly Herbst (R) have been giving opposing batters fits not hits. Herbst has a 3.52 ERA for the season so far. I a. M6WUUMH MUNI SPAY. AWIi >-). IS!'.' NBA Sh?'*Qdown: Piayoffs just around the corner By DAVID 8IDDLE Orlando Magic are : 1/2 Sports Editor n. They have • 12 games ahead of the pre- Armstrong! 13 7ppg.6 5apg).olf- >r best record at As teams prepare Ibr the stretch s... favorite Indiana Pacers. guatd Nick Anderson (15 ppg I and .• satislied with run in ihe abbreviated NBA sea- As expected, the Magic have center Isaac Austin (12.' ppg I are anything less than ;i NBA Finals son, two surprising squads limi gotten great play from Penny taking the pressure off Penny and with p<>! mi Hard.iv appearance. themselves atop their respective Hardaway (who is averaging !(>.(> are giving head coachC'huck Daly ppg and The Bla/ers hav one of the conferences. ppg. (> rpg and 5.4 apg). but it is the my options. apg. most talented teams i the league In the Eastern Conference, the l<"t«er-knnwn mnpirinns thai :ir>> Th.- Mapir • also r Pat Riley and all five starters average in talented for double figures. Brown and Janial Mas! Guard J .R Rider (15 ppg). for- ward Rashccd Wallace (12. V ppg), at the moment. Inn they center ArvydusSabonis( 12..'ppg). favorites to come out < point guard Damon Sloudamire 12..' ppg t and tin aid Brian ( Irani ill') ppg. 11.2 rpg) compile the Bird a sRik Stmts, Mark Jack- most balanced starting five in the son. Dale I; Chris Mullin and game, but it does not stop there. Jalen Rose. The Bla/ers also have Jimmy Wilhouiadouht.lhct lisappt Jack sun. Walt Williams and Greg ment of the league ha:. been the Anthony

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