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INSIDE: DOUBLE THE COUPONS TO SAVE YOU CASH Yo u r NeighborhoodYo u r Neighborhood — Yo u r — News Yo u r ® News® BrooklynPaper.com • (718) 260–2500 • Brooklyn, NY • ©2010 BROOKLYN HEIGHTS–DOWNTOWN EDITION AWP/16 pages • Vol. 33, No. 43 • October 22-28, 2010 • FREE INCLUDING DUMBO TOO FAT FOR BARNEYS Largest dress too small for thin reporter By Courtney Donahue ter my initial sticker shock — It’s $315? Well, The Brooklyn Paper it is pure silk — I couldn’t help but try it on, if The new Barneys Coop on Atlantic only to dream. Avenue is the perfect place for well-to- Barneys only offers three sizes of the dress: one, do Brooklyn fashionistas — but you need two and three, which, I was told, correspond to small, more than money to shop there. medium and large. I grabbed dresses in size two and You need hips like Kate Moss. three and headed to the fitting room. I’m a small or Otherwise, you’re too fat for Barneys. medium everywhere I’ve shopped, but I took the The store opened last Thursday , so I large because the dress looked like it ran small. headed right over to browse for something The medium was too small, but I figured that suitably sleek. I quickly found a fantastic the large would fit fine — but I couldn’t even get No. 6 cocktail dress in black with a wa- it over my hips! As much as I pulled and tugged, tercolor print and ruching on the side. Af- it wouldn’t budge. And it happened with other garments, too. Look, I know I’m no 1990s-waif-look cover girl, but I’ve never not fit into a large of anything — in Meadows of fact, a large is usually too big. Butcher of Then it hit me: As fashionable as I consider myself, am I too fat for Barneys? Barneys’ Creative Director Simon Doonan told me that, well, maybe I was. Of course, he didn’t say it like Prospect that. He used … euphemisms! SHAME “There are certain designers who are all about the Is Courtney Donahue fat? No way — unless See PAGE 5 Park back! body,” explained Doonan. “Others make an easy fit. You you’re the designers at Barneys, whose slinky Photo by Steve Solomonson See FAT on page 12 dress (left) is too small for normal women. Opponents say that their outrage over the mosque is about traffic, but protests like this have been common. MOSQUE It’s driving ’em mad! Millman pact allows parking on Henry St. bike lane MEAN By Andy Campbell “This doesn’t sound like a com- SCRUBBED The Brooklyn Paper promise at all — it sounds like Streets The score is settled for park- you’re letting families illegally The battle for Brooklyn’s byways Sheepshead Bay Islamic ing in Brooklyn Heights: God park in the bike lane on Sundays,” board member and bicyclists Mike — and then left the meeting. 1, cyclists 0. And “compromise” or not, Parishioners at the First Pres- Epstein told Millman. “Why can’t Center is denied permit they park legally or use mass tran- the church and its Rev. Stephen byterian Church on Henry Street Phelps aren’t finished with their near Clark Street will continue sit or alternative transportation By Thomas Tracy munity center on Voorhies like the rest of us do?” crusade against cyclists, as made The Brooklyn Paper Road on Wednesday, allow- to be allowed to park in the bike But Millman defended the clear by a flier hanging outside City officials on Friday ing property owner Allowey lane during services, thanks to compromise, which, she said, the house of worship: quietly scrubbed a controver- Ahmed to begin construction, a “compromise” hammered out will limit the bike-lane parking “The 84th Precinct has been sial Sheepshead Bay mosque, but two days later, the same by Assemblywoman Joan Mill- to just 10:30 am to 1 pm on the under considerable pressure which had already been the agency pulled support for the man with police officials. so-called “Lord’s Day.” [over] the bike lane,” it reads. subject of months of review as-of-right project and will Cyclists, who have complained “Hopefully this won’t be much “We need to support … this and protests, and ordered an- now subject it to another ex- for years that churchgoers block of an inconvenience to bikers,” compromise.” other probe of the project. haustive review. the bike path, said the “compro- she said. As such, Millman’s deal does The Department of Build- Ahmed believes the city mise” — which Millman an- When there was continued not seem to herald the end of the ings had actually approved the simply caved in to pressure nounced at Wednesday night’s Community Newspaper Group / Stephen Brown grousing, Millman replied, “Well, fight over parking outside the design of the Islamic com- See MOSQUE on page 12 Community Board 2 meeting — Here’s what the bike lane “compromise” looked like on a lot of the choir members are church during services, which was anything but. Henry Street on Sunday. coming from outside the borough” See MAD on page 13 The Sheehans launched the Rant Van with $3,000 P’Park West bike lane still controversial in savings, which they Go in and go off used to purchase the vehi- By Stephen Brown cle. They hope to support The Brooklyn Paper the project with online ad- The Prospect Park West bike The Rant Van here for you to vent vertisements. lane remains the thin green line For the site to gain follow- that divides drivers from their two- By Kim Brown wheeled competitors. for The Brooklyn Paper ers, the Sheehans are searching for star-quality ranters like one Supporters and opponents Finally, you get a chance to tell the man who asked to be identified as scheduled dueling rallies on Thurs- world what’s on your mind. Would you Wavy Davy. The Irish immigrant day that served again to highlight choose the midterm elections, gentrifi- spoke out against gubernatorial the stark division between those cation, noisy neighbors, the Bloomberg candidate Carl Paladino. who say that the four-month-old health police or just a freestyle rant? “The guy looks like the thing with the lane has ruined the aesthetic of This is the tantalizing premise of The crazy black eyes, he looks like a beaver thoroughfare and made the road- Rant Van — a television studio on wheels or something,” Wavy Davy said. “When way less safe for drivers and pe- — that gives Brooklynites the opportu- he becomes governor, he wants to get rid destrians and those who say the nity to “go in and go off” in rotating lo- of all the illegal aliens. Get rid of 11 mil- lane has reduced speeding and pro- Opponents of the Prospect Park West bike lane — under cations. lion people? Are you [expletive] nuts? tected cyclists. the flag “Seniors for Safety” — were set to rally on Thursday “It’s food truck meets op-ed,” said The guy is crazy.” The supporters were set to morning, just after supporters convened. Christy Sheehan, who collects video-re- Photo by Darren Palmer Matt Tallarico of Boerum Hill was a gather first on Grand Army Plaza, corded diatribes with her husband Jonny Sam Stillman ranted about gentrifi- returning ranter. one half hour before the anti-bike- into traffic lanes. It is, in fact, ter- saw it as evidence that the four- for their Web site, rantvan.com. cation — not one of the suggested “Pedestrians, are we really in that much lane group, organized under the rifying.” month-old two-way bike lane along Last Wednesday night found the cou- topics (inset). of a rush that we need to take one step out banner “Seniors for Safety,” held Prior to the protests, an online the eastern edge of Park Slope is ple’s converted auto-parts van on the cor- into the street. I mean can’t we just wait its own rally. survey commissioned by two city still a hot-button issue? ner of Smith and Butler Streets in Car- on the curb?” he asked. “I, for one, have “Hundreds of residents say councilmen had already illus- Ya think? roll Gardens. Getting people to enter the “Brooklyn, New York is an occupied almost been killed several times.” they feel considerably less safe trated the controversy over the Lander and Councilman Steve strange truck was the hard part. Getting city. It’s Berlin after the war,” he yelled After the Sheehans upload their still- since the installation of the bike bike lane. Levin (D–Williamsburg) jointly them to open up was easy. into the camera, and, perhaps to off-camera fresh videos to rantvan.com, web visi- lane,” says Louise Hainline, who In only one day, a whopping 800 unveiled their Survey Monkey Sam Stillman, a 23-year-old actor and tormentors. “There was something about tors have the chance to comment and, founded a group called Neighbors people filled out the survey. questionnaire as the Department Cobble Hill native railed against gentri- this neighborhood that was authentic and for a Better Bike Lane. “It is now A spokeswoman for Council- of Transportation decides whether fication. you ruined it. You bastards!” See VAN on page 12 hazardous to cross the street, to man Brad Lander (D–Park Slope) to make the bike lane permanent, park a car, and to open a car door called the response “huge,” and See LANE on page 13 GOOSEWATCH Kiddie Clapton Hot dog! 2010 Empanada lady 161 packs them in fi lls us with her By Joe Anuta said Matt O’Buck, who has seen Dw- tasty delights The Brooklyn Paper yer play several times.