DOG DAYS 2021

United Championship Wrestling #4

League Champion LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton (66-12-3) *7 $187,800 … #46 or 501

TV Champion * from the battle royal LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown (256-36-8) *4 $420,200 … #75 or 502 Central Plains Champion LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel (320-120-27) *26 $879,200 … #73 or 503 East Coast Champion Gabriel (3-2-1) *1 $44,900 … #83 or 504 Great Lakes Champion * from the battle royal LPPF: The Wreckingball Kid (11-0-1) $31,800 … #63 or 505 Mid-Atlantic Champion Sledge (2-2) *1 $44,900 … #82 or 506 Northeast Champion LPPF/VIRUS: Arn Henderson (32-26-4) *4 $149,100 … #42 or 507 Pacific Northwest Champion LPPF: Axl Rottenwood (19-8-4) $71,100 … #64 or 508 Rocky Mountains Champion LPPF: Bluey (17-6-1) $65,500 … #65 or 509 Southeast Champion Cain the Destroyer (9-3) *1 $25,300 … #81 or 510 Southwest Champion Kindred (8-4-2) $51,300 … #84 or 511 West Coast Champion LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair (969-205-46) *12 $1,258,600 … #41 or 512

League Tag-team Champions Sledge and Gabriel #82 & #83 or 789 TV Tag-team Champions DOD: Ricky Salt and Robert Pepper #58 & #59 or 987

League Six-man Champions Sledge, Gabriel, and Kindred #82, #83, & #84 or 789 TV Six-man Champions unclaimed

Battle Royal Winner LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown (256-36-8) *4 $420,200 … #75 2 UCW Rankings

1. Seppuku (21-1-1) *2 $96,200...... #74 41. Ted Ryder (0-2) $3,200...... #32 2. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger (64-8-1) *1 $147,600...... #77 42. Hocus Lizard (0-2) $2,600...... #40 3. LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty (46-1-1) *1 $55,900...... #62 43. Krys Kandid (0-2) $1,200...... #89 4. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior (47-5-2) *1 $67,300...... #54 44. Kendall Wooley (0-2)...... #39 5. LPPF/ORDER: Kenneth Van Slyke (76-42-9) *9 $214,500...... #76 45. Fred Oatmeal (0-3) $4,900...... #38 46. Fidel Havana (0-3) $4,600...... #13 47. Huey Sputnick (0-3) $4,300...... #23 6. LPPF/ORDER: Nutz Mahoney (37-7-2) *1 $61,100...... #78 48. Ryker Slaw (0-3) $4,300...... #28 7. LPPF/VIRUS: Dean Flamingo (37-24-1) *4 $181,200...... #45 49. Marco Jerez (0-3) $4,200...... #24 8. LPPF/ORDER: “The Genetic Freak” Scott Crushwall (20-10-5) $59,200...... #80 50. Dusty Ripple (0-3) $2,400...... #36 9. LPPF: Donny Ray (22-13) $83,100...... #61 51. Woodshed Chuck (0-3) $1,900...... #88 10. LPPF/VIRUS: “The Destroyer” Chris Bordeaux (31-24-6) *6 $161,000...... #44 52. Mark Melson (0-4) $4,500...... #33 53. Hank Lancaster (0-4) $4,000...... #12 11. LPPF: Kenny G. (7-0-1) $44,900...... #60 54. Dale Vines (0-4) $3,500...... #11 12. DOD: Jeff Jericho (20-14-7) $61,300...... #57 55. Cornbeef Hash (0-4) $3,300...... #29 13. DOD: Mindy McCool (14-8-3) *1 $43,700...... #55 56. Matt Ravis (0-4) $3,200...... #27 14. LPPF/ORDER: “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Crushwall (9-3) $27,400...... #79 57. Sgt. Bobby Ray Marker (0-6) $4,600...... #26 15. ElitE: “Fearless” Micky Bella (8-2) *2 $17,000...... #68 58. Jack Dagger (0-8) $1,100...... #14 16. ElitE: “The Franchise” Sean Douglas (7-1) *2 $22,800...... #67 59. Kurt Blayne (0-9) $3,200...... #22 17. DOD: Lance Blackwolf (20-16-2) $68,600...... #56 18. Diamond Dallas Prescott (3-1) $9,900...... #49 60. Mandy Brogan (0-13) $4,400...... #31 19. “Southern Boy” Travis Smothers (2-0) $4,700...... #86 61. Andy Harbor (0-13) $4,300...... #30 20. “Dangerous” Danny (2-0) $3,700...... #85 62. Lt. Jimmy Ray Bright (0-13) $900...... #25 21. “Superstar” Mike Saxon (5-4) $16,600...... #48 63. Kyle Kole (0-14) $8,700...... #21 22. “Double J” Johnny Jarrett (4-3) $12,000...... #47 64. Tommy Swinger (0-14) $6,200...... #18 23. DOD: Robert Pepper (8-8-3) $52,700...... #59 65. Benny Brown (0-14) $4,800...... #10 24. Alex Portland (3-3-1) $11,400...... #50 66. Jimmy Weaver (0-14) $4,700...... #19 25. DOD: Ricky Salt (9-10-2) $53,400...... #58 67. Ricky Rich (0-14) $4,600...... #17 68. Kevin Kole (0-14) $3,000...... #20 26. ElitE: “The Homicidal, Suicidal Maniac” Samu (24-1) $31,800...... #71 69. Jose Cruiz (0-14) $2,500...... #15 27. ElitE: “The Human Machine” Tazmaniac (6-2) *1 $16,100...... #66 70. Moe Deacon (0-14) $500...... #16 28. ElitE: Deadly Boyz: Brian Ray Deadly (1-0) $19,900...... #69 71. David Eyesly (0-16) $5,500...... #9 29. Taurus Jake (1-1) $4,200...... #92 72. Dan Deacon (0-17) $5,800...... #7 30. Pop Rock (1-1-1) $1,800...... #91 73. Mick Dominik (0-18) $5,600...... #5 31. ElitE: Deadly Boyz: D-Van Deadly (3-4) $32,800...... #70 74. Davey Ditch (0-20) $4,300...... #8 32. Kimmy Kimmy (1-2) $2,400...... #90 75. Robb Radley (0-20) $4,200...... #4 33. ORDER/HC: Mandy Holly (1-5)...... #87 76. Bolt Iron (0-22) $800...... #6 34. ORDER/HC: Crush Holly (70-76-6) *7 $402,100...... #53 77. Gary Lanto (0-25) $8,200...... #1 35. ORDER: A-Truth (46-63-5) *1 $275,700...... #51 78. Nike Jaxon (0-45) $14,800...... #2 36. ORDER/HC: Extreme Holly (27-58-3) *2 $267,800...... #52 79. Ken Jordan (0-51) $12,800...... #3 37. Taurus Jesse (0-0) $1,600...... #93 38. Road Rock (0-2) $4,700...... #34 Send your matches, strategies, and trash talk to: 39. Donny Drought (0-2) $4,200...... #37 IWA, c/o UCW, Box 5275, Willowick, OH 44095 40. Hockey Kernoodle (0-2) $3,400...... #35 We must receive your envelope by September 23rd! UCW Matches 3

Card 1: Held in Montreal (Attendance: 14,408) Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton bested DOD: Jeff Jericho at 42:35 (Big Splash) by 6. LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair beat Gary Lanto at 1:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 127. LPPF: Bluey outmuscled Ken Jordan at 4:38 (Big Boot) by 113. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior won over Davey Ditch at 3:02 (Rib Breaker) by 109. Card 4: Held in Lansing (Attendance: 16,161) LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair annihilated Jimmy Weaver at 3:17 (Cross-Arm- LPPF: The Wreckingball Kid destroyed Gary Lanto at 2:03 (Big Boot) by 121. bar) by 98. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger pinned Ken Jordan at 1:38 (Rib Breaker) by 108. LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair drew LPPF: Axl Rottenwood (Time Limit) (World LPPF: Bluey defeated Davey Ditch at 1:31 (Big Boot) by 114. Title Tournament, Thunder). LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger defeated Jimmy Weaver at 5:44 (Rib Breaker) by 92. DOD: Lance Blackwolf outmuscled “Superstar” Mike Saxon at 27:44 (Super Duper LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair overpowered LPPF/ORDER: Nutz Mahoney at Kick) by 2. 27:31 (Big Splash) by 2. LPPF: Kenny G. defeated DOD: Ricky Salt at 27:54 (Scissor Kick) by 1. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior annihilated ORDER/HC: Extreme Holly at 10:39 (Rib Pop Rock over ORDER/HC: Mandy Holly at 0:36 (Disqualification: hit ref) (TV taping). Breaker) by 39. Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton won over Seppuku at 17:05 (Big LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown destroyed DOD: Ricky Salt at 29:09 (Funhouse Splash) by 6. ) by 4 (non-title). League Tag-team titles: Sledge* and Gabriel defeated LPPF/VIRUS: “The Card 2: Held in Managua (Attendance: 17,799) Destroyer” Chris Bordeaux* and Dean Flamingo at 12:10 (Mounted Punches) by 14 (Guest Referee: Jose Cruiz). DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior bested Gary Lanto at 1:48 (Rib Breaker) by 121. Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton defeated LPPF/VIRUS: Dean LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown bested Ken Jordan at 4:38 (Rib Breaker) by 108. Flamingo at 19:49 (Big Splash) by 9. LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty decked Davey Ditch at 1:10 (Big Boot) by 109. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior destroyed Jimmy Weaver at 6:52 (Rib Breaker) by 92. LPPF: Bluey overpowered LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair at 29:14 (Blue Sault) Card 5: Held in Honolulu (Attendance: 12,954) by 1. LPPF: Bluey pinned Gary Lanto at 0:46 (Big Boot) by 126. DOD: Jeff Jericho destroyed Diamond Dallas Prescott at 27:17 (Code Breaker) by 3 LPPF/ORDER: Nutz Mahoney overpowered Ken Jordan at 3:46 (Rib Breaker) by 108. (Thunder). LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger won over Davey Ditch at 2:57 (Rib Breaker) by 109. LPPF: Axl Rottenwood destroyed DOD: Ricky Salt at 28:07 (Rottenwood Twist) by 3 LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair overpowered Kevin Kole at 0:37 (Cross-Armbar) (non-title). by 127. DOD: Ricky Salt and Robert Pepper* outmuscled LPPF/VIRUS: “The Destroyer” Chris LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton outmuscled LPPF/VIRUS: Arn Henderson at Bordeaux* and Dean Flamingo at 19:28 (Suplex) by 8. 29:42 (Big Splash) by 1 (non-title). Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton outmuscled LPPF/ORDER: Nutz DOD: Ricky Salt over ORDER/HC: Extreme Holly at 5:56 (Disqualification: refused to Mahoney at 18:23 (Big Splash) by 7. break choke). Southeast title: Cain the Destroyer overpowered DOD: Ricky Salt at 20:41 (Big Card 3: Held in Lisbon (Attendance: 19,363) Splash) by 7. “Dangerous” Danny Gilbert* and “Southern Boy” Travis Smothers destroyed LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty defeated Gary Lanto at 2:59 (Big Boot) by 121. LPPF/VIRUS: “The Destroyer” Chris Bordeaux and Dean Flamingo* at 22:33 (The LPPF/ORDER: Kenneth Van Slyke defeated Ken Jordan at 2:27 (Rib Breaker) by 108. Real Deal) by 10 (TV taping). LPPF: The Wreckingball Kid outmuscled Davey Ditch at 2:39 (Big Boot) by 109. Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton won over DOD: Mindy McCool at LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty over Jimmy Weaver at 4:51 (Count Out). 28:38 (Big Splash) by 5. West Coast title:LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair overpowered LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger at 28:11 (Big Splash) by 1. DOD: Jeff Jericho beat Alex Portland at 28:32 (Code Breaker) by 3 (TV taping). Card 6: Held in Boise (Attendance: 19,181) LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel destroyed DOD: Ricky Salt at 28:49 (Big Splash) by 5 (non- LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel destroyed Gary Lanto at 1:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 131. title). LPPF/ORDER: “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Crushwall outmuscled Ken Jordan at LPPF/ORDER: “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Crushwall and “The Genetic Freak” 3:27 (Ankle Lock) by 111. Scott Crushwall* beat LPPF/VIRUS: “The Destroyer” Chris Bordeaux* and Dean LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair bested David Eyesly at 3:05 (Cross-Armbar) by Flamingo at 20:15 (Suplex) by 8. 92. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior overpowered Kevin Kole at 1:25 (Rib Breaker) by 121. 4 UCW Matches

LPPF/VIRUS: Arn Henderson outmuscled Alex Portland at 24:40 (Big Splash) by 8 (TV LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair defeated Kyle Kole at 3:33 (Cross-Armbar) by taping). 102. Cain the Destroyer decked DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior at 27:07 (Big Splash) by 3 LPPF/VIRUS: Arn Henderson overpowered LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel at 28:02 (Big (Thunder). Splash) by 2. DOD: Ricky Salt drew Pop Rock at 1:51 (No Contest). DOD: Mindy McCool pinned DOD: Lance Blackwolf at 28:39 (Faith Breaker) by 2. DOD: Ricky Salt* and Robert Pepper overpowered LPPF: The Wreckingball Kid* and LPPF: The Wreckingball Kid decked LPPF: Donny Ray at 27:13 (X Factor ) LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel at 28:49 (Salt & Pepper Shaker) by 4. by 1. Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton destroyed LPPF/VIRUS: Arn Hen- DOD: Ricky Salt* and Robert Pepper drew LPPF/ORDER: “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” derson at 50:36 (Big Splash) by 1. Rick Crushwall* and “The Genetic Freak” Scott Crushwall at 5:12 (No Contest). Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton destroyed DOD: Ricky Salt at 18:50 (Big Splash) by 8. Card 7: Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 17,241)

LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown destroyed Gary Lanto at 1:14 (Rib Breaker) by 121. Card 10: Held in Lagos (Attendance: 16,741) LPPF/ORDER: “The Genetic Freak” Scott Crushwall beat Ken Jordan at 4:33 (Bodys- lam) by 111. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior pinned Nike Jaxon at 2:43 (Rib Breaker) by 95. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior won over David Eyesly at 3:27 (Rib Breaker) by 86. LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair annihilated Robb Radley at 4:22 (Cross-Armbar) LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty defeated Kevin Kole at 1:54 (Big Boot) by 121. by 116. LPPF/VIRUS: Arn Henderson decked DOD: Lance Blackwolf at 18:10 (Big Splash) by 6. LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair destroyed Benny Brown at 1:57 (Cross-Armbar) DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior drew Kindred (Time Limit). by 101. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger defeated DOD: Robert Pepper at 29:08 (Tombstone from DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior defeated Kyle Kole at 3:30 (Rib Breaker) by 96. Hell) by 3. LPPF/VIRUS: Arn Henderson destroyed LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown at 27:04 (Big DOD: Ricky Salt* and Robert Pepper overpowered ElitE: Deadly Boyz: Brian Ray Splash) by 3. Deadly and Deadly Boyz: D-Van Deadly* at 4:27 (Ankle Lock) by 43 (TV taping). DOD: Mindy McCool won over LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty at 27:06 (Faith Breaker) by Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton outmuscled LPPF: Donny Ray at 4. 37:53 (Big Splash) by 6. Pacific Northwest title: LPPF: Axl Rottenwood won over LPPF: Donny Ray at 28:48 (Rottenwood Twist) by 1. Sledge* and Gabriel bested DOD: Ricky Salt* and Robert Pepper at 27:18 (Super- Card 8: Held in Naples (Attendance: 14,498) plex) by 2. Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton outmuscled Kindred at 51:17 (Big LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger decked Gary Lanto at 0:53 (Rib Breaker) by 121. Splash) by 4. “Dangerous” Danny Gilbert overpowered Ken Jordan at 2:53 (Suplex) by 111. LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty decked David Eyesly at 3:33 (Big Boot) by 86.

LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger won over Kevin Kole at 4:23 (Rib Breaker) by 121. Card 11: Held in Pasadena (Attendance: 23,706) LPPF/VIRUS: Arn Henderson defeated LPPF: Axl Rottenwood at 27:12 (Big Splash) by 4. LPPF: Kenny G. bested Nike Jaxon at 2:54 (European Uppercut) by 100. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior overpowered Taurus Jake at 28:20 (The Ultimate DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior outmuscled Robb Radley at 1:09 (Rib Breaker) by 110. Splash) by 4. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior annihilated Benny Brown at 3:17 (Rib Breaker) by 95. Taurus Jake annihilated DOD: Robert Pepper at 27:27 (Sleeper) by 1. LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty outmuscled Kyle Kole at 4:04 (Big Boot) by 96. DOD: Ricky Salt* and Robert Pepper decked LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel and LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton decked LPPF/VIRUS: “The Destroyer” Chris LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown* at 29:02 (Salt & Pepper Shaker) by 3. Bordeaux at 24:20 (Big Splash) by 7. Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton outmuscled LPPF: Bluey at 53:46 DOD: Mindy McCool drew LPPF: Axl Rottenwood (Time Limit). (Big Splash) by 4. LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel pinned LPPF: Donny Ray at 29:47 (Big Splash) by 3 (non- title). LPPF/ORDER: “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Crushwall* and “The Genetic Freak” Card 9: Held in Paris (Attendance: 18,863) Scott Crushwall defeated LPPF: Kenny G.* and Donny Ray at 28:22 (Death From Above Bulldog) by 4 (TV taping). LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair annihilated Nike Jaxon at 2:17 (Cross-Armbar) by Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton won over LPPF/ORDER: Gravedig- 101. ger at 47:58 (Big Splash) by 6 (Media title, Thunder). “Southern Boy” Travis Smothers defeated Ken Jordan at 4:15 (Bodyslam) by 109. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger overpowered David Eyesly at 5:42 (Rib Breaker) by 86. UCW Matches 5

Card 12: Held in Opa-locka (Attendance: 23,643) Card 15: Held in Lincoln (Attendance: 20,307)

LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty beat Nike Jaxon at 2:48 (Big Boot) by 95. LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel pinned Nike Jaxon at 3:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 105. LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty beat Robb Radley at 2:17 (Big Boot) by 110. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger decked Robb Radley at 3:14 (Rib Breaker) by 110. LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty pinned Benny Brown at 1:56 (Big Boot) by 95. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger bested Jack Dagger at 4:14 (Rib Breaker) by 76. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger overpowered Kyle Kole at 1:52 (Rib Breaker) by 96. LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair pinned Lt. Jimmy Ray Bright at 3:52 (Cross-Arm- DOD: Mindy McCool bested LPPF/VIRUS: “The Destroyer” Chris Bordeaux at 27:04 bar) by 94. (Faith Breaker) by 2. LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton decked LPPF/VIRUS: Dean Flamingo at 21:38 LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel won over DOD: Mindy McCool at 29:05 (Big Splash) by 2 (Big Splash) by 9 (non-title). (non-title). DOD: Mindy McCool over ORDER/HC: Mandy Holly at 5:40 (Count Out) (TV taping). LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown decked LPPF: Donny Ray at 28:54 (Funhouse LPPF: Axl Rottenwood beat LPPF/ORDER: Nutz Mahoney at 27:35 (Rottenwood Chokeslam) by 2 (non-title). Twist) by 2. LPPF: Kenny G.* and Donny Ray pinned “Dangerous” Danny Gilbert* and “Southern Sledge*, Gabriel, and Kindred beat DOD: Ricky Salt*, Robert Pepper, and Boy” Travis Smothers at 29:49 (Boston Hangover) by 5 (Thunder). LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel at 29:26 (Superplex) by 3. Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton pinned LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair at 44:39 (Big Splash) by 5. Card 16: Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 17,625)

Card 13: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 13,400) LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown overpowered Nike Jaxon at 6:49 (Rib Breaker) by 95. LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair decked Mick Dominik at 5:47 (Cross-Armbar) by LPPF: The Wreckingball Kid pinned Nike Jaxon at 2:53 (Big Boot) by 95. 87. LPPF: The Wreckingball Kid beat Robb Radley at 1:35 (Big Boot) by 110. LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair decked Jose Cruiz at 4:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 94. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger decked Benny Brown at 2:48 (Rib Breaker) by 95. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior beat Lt. Jimmy Ray Bright at 5:05 (Rib Breaker) by 88. LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty outmuscled Kurt Blayne at 5:50 (Big Boot) by 93. DOD: Lance Blackwolf won over LPPF/VIRUS: Dean Flamingo at 28:47 (Super Duper DOD: Jeff Jericho overpowered LPPF/VIRUS: “The Destroyer” Chris Bordeaux at Kick) by 2. 28:32 (Code Breaker) by 1. DOD: Jeff Jericho won over DOD: Lance Blackwolf at 28:24 (Code Breaker) by 1. LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown outmuscled DOD: Mindy McCool at 27:46 (Funhouse Kindred beat LPPF: Axl Rottenwood at 27:19 () by 1. Chokeslam) by 1 (non-title). League Six-man titles: Sledge*, Gabriel, and Kindred pinned LPPF: Kenny G.*, LPPF: Bluey destroyed LPPF: Axl Rottenwood at 29:02 (Blue Sault) by 1. Donny Ray, and Bluey at 28:38 (Superplex) by 2. LPPF: Kenny G.* and Donny Ray over Pop Rock* and Taurus Jake at 8:56 (Disqualifi- cation: hit ref) (TV taping). Card 17: Held in Coden (Attendance: 19,274) Main event: LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton decked LPPF/ORDER: Kenneth Van Slyke at 47:34 (Big Splash) by 5. LPPF/ORDER: Kenneth Van Slyke beat Nike Jaxon at 3:15 (Rib Breaker) by 95. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior overpowered Mick Dominik at 6:42 (Rib Breaker) by

Card 14: Held in Mayberry (Attendance: 23,211) 81. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior decked Jose Cruiz at 6:37 (Rib Breaker) by 88. LPPF: Bluey over Nike Jaxon at 4:53 (Count Out). LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty defeated Lt. Jimmy Ray Bright at 3:01 (Big Boot) by 88. LPPF: Bluey decked Robb Radley at 2:54 (Big Boot) by 115. LPPF: Axl Rottenwood overpowered LPPF/VIRUS: Dean Flamingo at 27:56 (Rotten- LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty decked Jack Dagger at 5:56 (Big Boot) by 76. wood Twist) by 4. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger decked Kurt Blayne at 2:59 (Rib Breaker) by 93. DOD: Lance Blackwolf annihilated DOD: Ricky Salt at 28:01 (Super Duper Kick) by 1. LPPF: Donny Ray beat LPPF/VIRUS: “The Destroyer” Chris Bordeaux at 27:07 (Flap- LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel annihilated LPPF: Bluey at 28:57 (Big Splash) by 1 (non-title). jack) by 1. Sledge*, Gabriel, and Kindred beat LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel, LPPF/ORDER: “The Dog- Mid-Atlantic title: Sledge defeated DOD: Mindy McCool at 29:02 (Superplex) by 3. Faced Gremlin” Rick Crushwall*, and “The Genetic Freak” Scott Crushwall at LPPF: Axl Rottenwood overpowered LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger at 28:36 (Rotten- 28:32 (Superplex) by 3. wood Twist) by 1 (non-title). Sledge* and Kindred decked Taurus Jake* and Taurus Jesse at 19:57 (Superplex) by 7 Card 18: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 20,027) (Thunder).

LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger pinned Nike Jaxon at 5:03 (Rib Breaker) by 95. LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty beat Mick Dominik at 4:23 (Big Boot) by 81. 6 UCW Matches

LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty outmuscled Jose Cruiz at 4:42 (Big Boot) by 88. LPPF/ORDER: Kenneth Van Slyke outmuscled ElitE: “The Franchise” Sean Douglas at LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger outmuscled Lt. Jimmy Ray Bright at 6:20 (Rib Breaker) by 28:18 (5-Star Frogsplash) by 3 (US title Tournament, Thunder). 88. LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel bested LPPF/VIRUS: Dean Flamingo at 17:04 (Big Splash) by Card 22: Held in Helena (Attendance: 23,336) 6 (non-title). LPPF: Donny Ray destroyed DOD: Lance Blackwolf at 28:26 (Flapjack) by 1. LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair beat Ken Jordan at 2:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 114. LPPF: Bluey tied LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown (Time Limit). DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior over Bolt Iron at 7:26 (Count Out). LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty won over Moe Deacon at 5:15 (Big Boot) by 95.

Card 19: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 21,623) LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty pinned Andy Harbor at 2:57 (Big Boot) by 105. LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton beat DOD: Jeff Jericho at 15:14 (Big Splash) by LPPF/ORDER: Nutz Mahoney won over Nike Jaxon at 2:10 (Rib Breaker) by 95. 6 (non-title). LPPF: Bluey bested Mick Dominik at 5:32 (Big Boot) by 86. DOD: Lance Blackwolf drew LPPF/ORDER: Nutz Mahoney at 9:06 (No Contest). LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger defeated Jose Cruiz at 6:48 (Rib Breaker) by 88. ElitE: “Fearless” Micky Bella bested ORDER/HC: Mandy Holly at 3:15 (Chickenwing) LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty overpowered Sgt. Bobby Ray Marker at 1:24 (Big Boot) by by 56 (Thunder). 122. Great Lakes title: LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown pinned LPPF/VIRUS: Dean Card 23: Held in Fort Worth (Attendance: 23,895) Flamingo at 27:27 (Funhouse Chokeslam) by 5. LPPF: Bluey beat DOD: Lance Blackwolf at 28:43 (Blue Sault) by 3. “Double J” Johnny Jarrett outmuscled Ken Jordan at 3:50 (Suplex) by 111. LPPF: Bluey overpowered LPPF/ORDER: “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Crushwall at LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty outmuscled Bolt Iron at 2:14 (Big Boot) by 76. 29:33 (Blue Sault) by 4. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger over Moe Deacon at 2:29 (Count Out). LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger defeated Andy Harbor at 3:56 (Rib Breaker) by 105.

Card 20: Held in Topeka (Attendance: 23,461) LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton bested DOD: Ricky Salt at 16:03 (Big Splash) by 8 (non-title). LPPF/ORDER: “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Crushwall pinned Nike Jaxon at 4:28 Cain the Destroyer bested DOD: Lance Blackwolf at 23:12 (Big Splash) by 6. (Ankle Lock) by 98. ElitE: “Fearless” Micky Bella defeated Kimmy Kimmy at 28:21 (Rack Attack) by 3 (TV LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger bested Mick Dominik at 4:35 (Rib Breaker) by 81. taping). LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair overpowered Moe Deacon at 2:07 (Cross-Arm- bar) by 101. Card 24: Held in Huntsville (Attendance: 22,293) LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair outmuscled Andy Harbor at 2:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 111. “Superstar” Mike Saxon won over Ken Jordan at 3:26 (Suplex) by 111. LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton decked DOD: Mindy McCool at 28:18 (Big LPPF: The Wreckingball Kid bested Bolt Iron at 3:50 (Big Boot) by 76. Splash) by 5 (non-title). LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair annihilated Ricky Rich at 2:24 (Cross-Armbar) by DOD: Lance Blackwolf won over ElitE: “The Homicidal, Suicidal Maniac” Samu at 87. 10:21 (Rib Breaker) by 34. LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair decked Mandy Brogan at 2:40 (Cross-Armbar) by LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger decked ElitE: “The Human Suplex Machine” Tazmaniac at 117. 15:13 (Tombstone from Hell) by 6 (World Title Tournament, Thunder). LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton won over LPPF: Donny Ray at 23:28 (Big Splash) by 6 (non-title).

Card 21: Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 15,367) Kindred beat DOD: Lance Blackwolf at 29:59 (Boston Crab) by 3. LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel bested LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger at 29:28 (Big Splash) by 3 LPPF/ORDER: “The Genetic Freak” Scott Crushwall over Nike Jaxon at 4:58 (Count (non-title). Out). LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair defeated Bolt Iron at 3:09 (Cross-Armbar) by 82. Card 25: Held in Windsor (Attendance: 17,056) DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior over Moe Deacon at 2:14 (Count Out). DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior outmuscled Andy Harbor at 1:55 (Rib Breaker) by 105. Diamond Dallas Prescott bested Ken Jordan at 4:06 (Suplex) by 111. LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton decked DOD: Lance Blackwolf at 19:40 (Big LPPF: Bluey over Bolt Iron at 5:21 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles). Splash) by 7 (TV taping). DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior annihilated Ricky Rich at 2:10 (Rib Breaker) by 81. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger decked DOD: Lance Blackwolf at 28:40 (Tombstone from DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior won over Mandy Brogan at 1:59 (Rib Breaker) by 111. Hell) by 1. UCW Matches 7

LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton pinned LPPF: Bluey at 28:48 (Big Splash) by 4 Card 29: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 17,881) (non-title). DOD: Lance Blackwolf beat Woodshed Chuck at 29:49 (Super Duper Kick) by 5 (TV LPPF: Donny Ray beat Ken Jordan at 2:37 (Chickenwing) by 113. taping). LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty bested Dan Deacon at 6:58 (Big Boot) by 82. Central Plains title: LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel bested LPPF/ORDER: Nutz Mahoney at DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior destroyed Tommy Swinger at 1:47 (Rib Breaker) by 78. 28:51 (Big Splash) by 4. LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton defeated LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair at 28:16 (Big Splash) by 5. “Double J” Johnny Jarrett defeated ORDER: A-Truth at 9:19 (Suplex) by 44 (Thunder). Card 26: Held in Oslo (Attendance: 12,431) LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown defeated DOD: Jeff Jericho at 27:47 (Funhouse Chokeslam) by 2. Alex Portland annihilated Ken Jordan at 2:13 (Suplex) by 111. LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown tied Kindred at 3:01 (Double Count Out). LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger over Bolt Iron at 0:33 (Count Out). LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty over Ricky Rich at 4:31 (Count Out). LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty beat Mandy Brogan at 3:26 (Big Boot) by 111. Card 30: Held in the East End of London (Attendance: 17,796) LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton decked LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger at 20:26 (Big Splash) by 6 (non-title). LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty defeated Ken Jordan at 3:57 (Big Boot) by 108. DOD: Lance Blackwolf destroyed Kimmy Kimmy at 29:57 (Super Duper Kick) by 4 (TV LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger defeated Dan Deacon at 4:14 (Rib Breaker) by 82. taping). LPPF: Scotty Too Naughty decked Tommy Swinger at 1:43 (Big Boot) by 78. LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel outmuscled Kindred at 19:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 10 (non- LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair bested “Superstar” Mike Saxon at 27:21 (Big title). Splash) by 4 (TV taping). DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior defeated “Double J” Johnny Jarrett at 27:30 (The Ulti- mate Splash) by 5 (TV taping). Card 27: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 15,349) East Coast title:Gabriel outmuscled DOD: Jeff Jericho at 27:16 (Big Splash) by 3. Kindred destroyed LPPF/ORDER: “The Genetic Freak” Scott Crushwall at 27:23 (Bos- DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior decked Ken Jordan at 3:43 (Rib Breaker) by 108. ton Crab) by 5. LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair overpowered Dan Deacon at 4:34 (Cross-Arm- bar) by 88. LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger overpowered Ricky Rich at 6:39 (Rib Breaker) by 81. Card 31: Held in Midtown (Attendance: 10,664) LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger outmuscled Mandy Brogan at 0:47 (Rib Breaker) by 111. LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton outmuscled LPPF/ORDER: Nutz Mahoney at LPPF: The Wreckingball Kid overpowered Ken Jordan at 2:00 (Big Boot) by 108. 16:38 (Big Splash) by 7 (non-title). LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair outmuscled Davey Ditch at 2:37 (Cross-Armbar) LPPF: Axl Rottenwood pinned DOD: Jeff Jericho at 27:38 (Rottenwood Twist) by 1. by 115. LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown destroyed LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger at 28:46 (Fun- LPPF/ORDER: Gravedigger pinned Tommy Swinger at 6:08 (Rib Breaker) by 78. house Chokeslam) by 2 (non-title). LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair beat LPPF: Donny Ray at 27:12 (Big Splash) by 1. LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel destroyed “Double J” Johnny Jarrett at 18:37 (Big Splash) by 6 (TV taping). Card 28: Held in Durban (Attendance: 10,291) DOD: Jeff Jericho bested Woodshed Chuck at 15:25 (Code Breaker) by 6. Gabriel beat Krys Kandid at 23:44 (Big Splash) by 9 (TV taping). LPPF: Kenny G. annihilated Ken Jordan at 0:54 (European Uppercut) by 113. DOD: Ultimate Beast Warrior destroyed Dan Deacon at 5:57 (Rib Breaker) by 82. LPPF/VIRUS: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair pinned Tommy Swinger at 4:48 (Cross-Armbar) Battle Royal by 84. DOD: Mindy McCool outmuscled Fred Oatmeal at 1:39 (Rib Breaker) by 91. Held in Washington, D.C. (Attendance: 10,086) LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton outmuscled Kindred at 27:05 (Big Splash) by 4 (non-title). LPPF/VIRUS: “The Cobra” Riley Orton collected $1,000 after being thrown into his LPPF/VIRUS: Rick Cartel bested DOD: Jeff Jericho at 27:27 (Big Splash) by 3 (non- manager at ringside by LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown. title). DOD: Jeff Jericho got $1,100 after being hurled out by LPPF: The Wreckingball Kid. LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown annihilated LPPF/ORDER: Nutz Mahoney at 27:56 LPPF: The Wreckingball Kid was awarded $1,200 when he got catapulted onto the (Funhouse Chokeslam) by 3. concrete floor by LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown. LPPF/ORDER: Zoink the Clown was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

UNITED CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING

THE COMMISH’S DESK

Greetings, UCW. Once again, I hope you’ve been enjoying the action and excitement that United Championship Wrestling has been delivering since our short time in existence! This is a very exciting place to be, there is no doubting that. However, I don’t believe that the numbers here reflect our truly great potential. 19 house shows…. A few pages of trash talk…. We can do much, much better, I know we can.

I think that our upcoming events will help stimulate some further engagement. We have right around the corner in which we will crown our first champions. We also have our joint PWI PPV at the end of the year, , which I am personally most excited about. And, of course, we have our biggest pay-per-view of all, . Be sure to let me know if you have matches you would like to book for Fall Brawl, and it’s also not too early to throw your name in the hat for the contests scheduled at MIB.

Great things are on the horizon, my friend, and I am thankful that each of you have joined us for this epic ride to the top! That’s all for now. Until next time, stay well, friends.

WHAT IS UCW?

ANNUAL EVENTS * A 6-wrestler limit league in the Jade Federation that competes for the International Title

MAR – Clash of the Champions * A tribute league based on WCW/WWE/ECW superstars from 1995-2009 JUL – Great American Bash OCT – Fall Brawl * UCW wrestlers imitate their real-life counterpart, except that the names are changed and the DEC – Starrcade storylines are altered!

* All wrestler creations & transfers must be approved by the UCW Commissioner!

UNITED CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING

ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS

UCW World Champion: TBD 08/19/2021

Arn Henderson beat Zoink the Clown United States Champion: Bluey beat Krys Kandid TBD Taurus Bros. beat the Phantastics Media Champion: Seppuku WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT Crushwall Bros. beat Bordeaux & Flamingo UCW World Tag Team Champions: Salt n Pepper Express beat Holly Cousins TBD

US TITLE TOURNAMENT Seppuku beat Zoink the Clown Jeff Jericho DREW Scotty Too Naughty COMMISSIONER AWARDS MEDIA TITLE MATCH Seppuku beat Crush Holly (c) ** NEW CHAMPION ** Best Trash Talk “Nature Boy” Ric Blair ($5,000)

Transferred to PWI Bank: 2 free matches $20,000

08/26/2021 Transferred to UCW Bank:

3 free matches “the Cobra” Riley Orton beat Bluey $25,000 “Nature Boy” Ric Blair DREW Alex Portland Kimmy Kimmy beat Mandy Holly

US TITLE TOURNAMENT BANK ACCOUNTS “Franchise” Sean Douglas beat Bluey Kenneth Van Slyke beat “HSM” Samu UCW BANK ACCOUNT: WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT 12 free matches $95,500 Gravedigger beat Axl Rottenwood

“HSM” Tazmaniac beat “Diabolical” Ricky Savage PWI BANK ACCOUNT: 29 free matches $290,000

FUTURE PRIZES 09/02/2021

Bordeaux & Flamingo beat Mark Melson // Dusty Ripple 2021 UCW WRESTLER OF THE YEAR: 10 free matches + $25,000 “Superstar” Mike Saxon beat Woodshed Chuck “Diabolical” Ricky Savage beat Mark Melson “Fearless” Micky Bella beat Pop Rock 2021 UCW TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR: 5 free matches+ $10,000 WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT Nutz Mahoney beat Ultimate Beast Warrior First Wrestler to Win 50 UCW Titles: “Nature Boy” Ric Blair beat Lance Blackwolf 25% of UCW Match Bank + $100,000

OPEN INVITATION BATTLE ROYAL First Wrestler to Win Legend of the UCW: Gravedigger won the open-invitation battle royal to earn a shot at the UCW 25 free matches + $1MM in I-Cash Media Title

OPEN INVITATION BATTLE ROYAL Seppuku won the 7-man battle royal to earn a shot at the UCW Media Title

UNITED CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING

Cycle #5 Shows Cycle #6 Shows matches played in Cycle #4 matches played in Cycle #5 Cycle #6 PPV matches played in Cycle #5 MEDIA TITLE MATCH MEDIA TITLE MATCH

Sepukku (c) Media Champion vs. The Gravedigger vs. Cycle #4 Battle Royal Winner WORLD TITLE Pop Rock TOURNAMENT UCW WORLD TITLE vs. Mandy Holly TOURNAMENT 4-finalists compete in a Gravedigger 4-man tournament!! vs. “HSM” Tazmaniac “Fearless” Micky Bella vs. “Nature Boy” Ric Blair vs. Axl Rottenwood Lance Blackwolf US TITLE MATCH vs. Krys Kandid 3-finalists compete in a UCW UNITED STATES TITLE Triple Threat Match!! TOURNAMENT nd Seppuku – 2 round bye Scotty Too Naughty vs. Gabriel “Franchise” Sean Dougals vs. Kenneth Van Slyke WORLD TAG TEAM Wreckingball Kid TITLE MATCH vs. Bluey Crushwall Bros. “Fearless” Micky Bella vs. Salt n Pepper Express vs. Mandy Holly

Ultimate Beast Warrior

“Double J” Johnny Jarrett vs. “Double J” Johnny Jarrett

vs. A-Truth

Ultimate Beast Warrior Taurus Bros PLUS AN ADDITIONAL 4 TO 5 vs. Cain the Destroyer vs. Sledge & Kindred MATCHES. CONTACT THE

COMMISSIONER TO REQUEST Diamond Dallas Prescott YOUR PPV BOOKING!! vs. Jeff Jericho Smothers & Gilbert

vs. Deadly Boyz

Phantastics

vs. Sledge & Kindred

Each wrestler in UCW is Each cycle the UCW Commissioner gets 5 free matches and The FSL, UCW, and CAW are coming permitted to sign 1 TV Taping $50,000 to award (prize is doubled when UCW hits 50 cards). together at the end of the year to present the

Match per cycle. It must be first-ever PWI Money in the Bank PPV! marked (TV Taping) when * 2 matches + $20,000 are given to the PWI Bank to sponsor sending it to the IWA! the joint year-end event. This event will feature 2 separate Money in the Bank events w/ title contracts and prize Players are encouraged to sign * $5,000 is awarded to the best promo + $5,000 is awarded to money to be won! There will also be a CAW- matches against other wrestlers the highest strategy. style prize fight and a wrestler of the year contest. within their division, as this will * The remainder is deposited to the UCW Bank for Wrestler increase your contender ranking of the Year, Legend of the UCW, and other annual or long- More than 50 free matches and over a half- each cycle. term awards. million dollars in prize money will be awarded at this epic event!!!

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Coming this October (Cycle #5), UCW presents its very first The FSL, UCW, and CAW are coming together at the end of the Pay-Per-View extravaganza…. Fall Brawl! year to present the first-ever PWI Money in the Bank PPV to kick-off the new year featuring the following: * The four finalists of the UCW World Title Tournament will be decided on Thursday Night WRESTLERS OF THE YEAR MATCH Thunder episodes that air in cycle #4. They will Top-2 wrestlers from each league’s Wrestler of the Year compete in a four-man mini tournament at Fall Rankings will face off against one another. The winner Brawl to declare the first-ever UCW World gets 50-free matches + $100,000! Heavyweight Champion!

SINGLES MONEY IN THE BANK * The four finalists of the UCW United StatesTitle 10 wrestlers from each league (30 total) will face off for Tournament will be decided on Thursday Night the Money in the Bank Contract. The winner will have Thunder episodes that air in cycle #4. They will 12-months to cash in on any singles title in the entire face off in a Fatal Four-Way Match at Fall Brawl to PWI Network (regardless of wrestler eligibility). The declare the first-ever UCW United States winner also receives $200,000! Champion!

TAG TEAM MONEY IN THE BANK * The two finalists of the UCW World Tag Team 5 tag teams from each league (15 total) will face off for Title Tournament will be decided on Thursday Night Thunder episodes that air in cycle #4. They the Tag Team Money in the Bank Contract. The winner will have 12-months to cash in on any tag team title in will face each other in the tournament finals at Fall Brawl to declare the first-ever UCW World Tag the entire PWI Network (regardless of wrestler Team Champions! eligibility). The winners also split $200,000.

* Another 3 to 5 matches will be added to the card CAW STYLE PRIZE FIGHT for this night!! 5 wrestlers from each league (15 total) will face off in a brawl for 10 free matches + $100,000.

BOOKING! We are ready to begin booking the rest of the card. If you have SIGN-UP! matches you would like to include at this ppv, please submit Wrestlers may sign up thru the FSL Trash Talk section before your request to the UCW Commissioner! December 2021. Managers may enter up to 3 wrestlers into the Singles MIB, 1 team into the Tag Team MIB, and 1 wrestler into the Prize Fight. Wrestlers may not enter more than one event and entries are on a first come, first serve basis.

COMING THIS DECEMBER!!

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UCW PERSONALITIES

Ned Burner James Byrd Tony Spicolli Erik Bishop Jimbo Hoss Jon Bossman Owner President Announcer Announcer Interviewer Interviewer

WORLD TITLE DIVISION

“Nature Boy” Axel Rottenwood Rick Cartel “HSM” “Superstar” Mike Nutz Mahoney Ric Blair Tazmaniac Saxon

Lance A-Truth Ultimate Beast The Gravedigger Cain the “Double J” Blackwolf Warrior Destroyer Johnny Jarrett

Krys Kandid

WOMEN’S DIVISION

“Fearless” Pop Rock Kelly Kelly Mindy McCool Micky Bella Mandy Holly UNITED CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING COMMISSIONER REPORT

UNITED STATES TITLE DIVISION

“the Cobra” Diamond Dallas Alex “the Pug” Seppuku “Franchise” Sean “SHM" Samu Riley Orton Prescott Portland Douglas

Scotty Too Bluey Zoink the Clown Kenneth Van Arn Henderson Jeff Jericho Naughty Slyke

Wreckingball Gabriel Woodshed Chuck Kid TAG TEAM DIVISION

Crushall Bros. Salt & Pepper Express Smothers & Gilbert Holly Cousins Flamengo &Bordeaux Deadly Boyz

Rex Crushwall // Ricky Salt // Robert Travis Smothers // Crush Holly // Softcore Dean Flamengo // Brian Ray Deadly // Scott Crushwall Pepper Danny Gilbert Holly Chris Bordeaux D-Van Deadly

Phantastics Taurus Bros Brooklyn Knights Sledge & Kindred Robbie Fulton // Tommy Taurus Jake // Rogers Taurus Jesse Kenny G // Donnie Ray Kindred // Sledge

UNITED CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING COMMISSIONER REPORT

MANAGERS All manager personalities are “employed” by and, ultimately, under the control of UCW management. Therefore, no single IWA player has absolute control over any managerial personality.

The manager profiles Eve Missy Hilton “Godfather” Freddie listed here are those that “Scary” Kerry Martel are currently "employed” Kong by the UCW. The use of Ric Blair Crushwall Bros. these managers by UCW Arn Hednersen TBD Flamingo // Bordeaux TBD superstars is granted at the sole discretion of UCW management. As result, some personalities may be utilized by multiple IWA players.

Managers whose names are in gray are not currently taking on new clients. If you are interested in using one of Saul E. Menacing Sonny Nguyen Cheri Reynolds these managers – or, one that’s not listed – please “the Franchise” Sean Douglas TBD TBD contact UCW “HS Maniac” Samu management for The Deadley Boyz availability!

PWI HALL OF FAME

Beast Bruiser Abdul Bodacious Stan Lee Hooded Hooded Tommy Brady Al Cruel Bobby Eden Hanes Destroyer Superstar Landell

Brian Big LeRoy Mr. Oympia Brandon “the “Superfly” Rikki Tikki “Crippler” Terry Lawler LeGrande Chris Mecca Bull” Orndorff Johnny Snuka Tavi Steamboat Rick Stevens Tailor

Warpath “Jackhammer” Jeff Craig Valentine Youngblood

SPECIAL PWI MATCH PRICING

Each cycle, spend $12 on UCW and get:

• 20 regular matches • Send a wrestler against the bottom 20-ranked wrestlers • Send a wrestler against the 10-regional champions • Enter a wrestler into the league’s battle royal • Sign 1 TV Taping Match for each wrestler or tag team (5 max)

Each cycle, spend $24 on the UCW and get:

• 54 regular matches • Send TWO wrestlers against the bottom 20-ranked wrestlers • Send TWO wrestlers against the 10-regional champions • Enter TWO wrestlers into the league’s battle royal • Sign TWO TV Taping Matches for each wrestler or tag team (10 max)

RICK CARTEL United Championship Wrestling, it is an honor

and a privilege to be here amongst one of the

finest rosters in all of fantasy wrestling. I have my sights set on some big, big things to accomplish here. I wish to return to my glory as a former TCW World Champion and AAW World Tag Team Champion. The road to get there is long and tough, there is no doubting that. I believe, though, with the proper training, a lot of hard work, and the right attitude there is nothing that I can’t accomplish. I will be watching as the UCW

World Title Tournament unfolds and will be

eyeing whomever comes out on top!

“THE COBRA” RILEY ORTON

“Another day gone and another win in the books for ‘the Cobra’ Riley Orton…. I made easy work out of Bluey on Thursday Night Thunder and I just keep piling up one win after another. And, that’s not going to stop until I eventually find myself right smack dab in the center of the US Title picture. So, the next up on my little hitlist that I’ve got here is ‘the Franchise’ Sean Douglas. Now, here we’ve got somebody that likes to talk a lotta smack, but I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t also see him as someone with the ability to back it up. Well, we’re about to find out just exactly what you’re made of because you and me are about to go toe-to-toe next week on Thunder and I’m looking to make you just another footnote in my climb to the top.”

THE FOUR HORSEMEN The Four Horsemen (Ric Blair, Arn Henderson, Chris Bordeaux, and Dean Flamingo) are standing backstage alongside their manager, the lovely Eve. “The Nature Boy” Ric Blair steps up and does the talking for the group.

BLAIR : “WHOOOOOO!!! The UCW World Title Tournament is underway and the first victim in my path turned out to be one, Lance Blackwolf. You were a worthy opponent, Lance. You gave me everything you had. There was even a moment or two where you made the fans believe that you had a shot. But, it was only a matter of time before I locked in the figure-four and sent you tapping your way home. So, you’ re finished and I’m just getting started! Sorry, Jack, that’s just the way that it goes. I’m not spending anymore time on that, though, because I’ve got Round Two coming up and Axl Rottenwood is clear in my sights. Thursday Night Thunder is just right around the corner and that’s where the buck stops for you. WHOOOOOOO!!!!”

BORDEAUX : “Now, I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t extremely disappointed in the fact that we lost our title tournament match to the Crushwall Brothers. The two of you caught us by surprise and you came out with the win. That’s not going to happen again, though. Our run in this tournament may have come to a close, but we’ll be back in the title picture as soon as this tournament’s over. You haven ’t seen the last of us and you won’t get one over on us again. I guarantee it!”

ARN : “Ya know, all this talk about title tournaments has still got me just a little confused as to how our Commissioner could have had such oversight to have left me out of the United States Title Tournament. That ’s alright, though, because I’m not above doing things the old fashioned way and working my way to the top by beating up on one chump at a time. I did it last week when I defeated Zoink the Clown and I’m gonna do it again next week when I stomp a whole in the Wreckingball Kid. Eventually I’m going to have a me a shot at that title, but I suppose that’s all for another day, now isn’t it. As for the task at hand, we’ve got Axl Rottenwood runnin’ around here completely oblivious to what he’s about to step into. The Natch’ has this kid square in his sights and that means that the Four Horsemen have him square in his sights. We didn’t come here to play, and so you would be wise to heed my word and make yourself as prepared as you can possibly be given the circumstance.”

BLAIR: “Hahaha. That’s right, Jack. You’re lookin’ at the finest collection of talents on the entire Eastern seaboard and it’s only a matter of time before we’re decorated with the crown jewels to prove it. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

With that, the cameras fade and cut to a commercial break. I gots off to a bit of a rocky start and now I’m lookin’ to redeem myself. So, Lance Blackwolf, you ‘n’ me is ‘bout to hook it up on live tv ‘n’ I’m gon’ show you’s what that woodshed is all about, son! --- Woodshed Chuck

Gabriel, you and me have got a match coming up on Thursday Night Thunder. One of us is headed up the rankings ladder, and the other one not so much. Well, let me be perfect candid with you that Krys Kandid is coming out on top! --- Krys Kandid

“Fearless” Micky Bella, I’m out to prove a name for myself and that means taking you out this week on Thursday Night Thunder. Ain’t nothing personal, you’re just in my way of getting to the UCW Women’s Championship! --- Kimmy Kimmy

Hey, Mandy Holly – how does it feel knowing that you’re about to become victim to my path of destruction? You and me this week on Thunder. You’re going down, b$@*%! --- Pop Rock

"Superstar" Mike Saxon "you know the way i see it seeing as i beat ol Nature Boy Ric Blair i should replace him in tournament cause i'm awesome and he's not i'm the Future of UCW and i'm giving everyone involved in the World Title Tournament whoever wins the title get ready cause i'm coming for the title hell i should have been in the title tournament but due to a Technicalility i was forced to miss the tournament well just get ready cause i'm coming for MY UCW World Title Cause i'm awesome and Your Not"

We are live from The UCW Arena we all of a sudden hear "Nature Boy" Ric Blair's ring music but out comes "Superstar" Mike Saxon wearing a Robe just like Blair's Robe Mike enters the ring he has a mic "Whooooo you see when I "Nature Boy" Mike Saxon defeated Ric Blair that should have catapulted into UCW World Title Contention but no I'm getting overlooked wake-up Commissioner Whoooo i'm the Future of UCW without my Star Power This league would crumble without my Whoooo and just as i defeated Ric Blair I'll go onto to defeat whoever becomes the UCW World champion i promise you that cause I'm Awesome and your not Whoooo" Mike Saxon does Ric Blair's signature strut then leaves the ring as camera fades to black" ----- “Superstar” Mike Saxon

Comments from Alex Portland " UCW I've decided to come out here and announce that I quit I'm leaving UCW as I wanna focus and train for the Olympics so good bye UCW" ----- Alex Portland

Breaking News!!!!!!! The New Memphis Mafia will be Full Force next cycle so prepare cause they will invoke the traditional "Freebird rule" so UCW get ready for the Memphis Mafia you have been warned!!!!!

Comments from Diamond Dallas Prescott "yo its me its me its DDP And I'm calling out Kenneth Van Slyke you worthless scumbag you stole my spot in the UCW United States title Tournament I should be becoming the first ever united States champion not some S***stain like you you washed up has been Ima calling you out punk" ----- Diamond Dallas Prescott

JADE

Count Out: 17 Disqualification: 15

1. Ankle Lock...... 28 31. Hammerlock...... 21 61. Atomic ...... 39 2. Arm Drag Takedown...14 32. Headbutt...... 24 62. ...... 42 3. Arm Wrench...... 13 33. Headlock...... 15 63. Big Splash...... 43 4. Atomic Drop...... 13 34. Hip Toss...... 17 64. Boston Crab...... 42 5. Back Elbow .....24 35. Irish Whip...... 18 65. ...... 45 6. Bear Hug...... 22 36. Knee Drop...... 16 66. Camel Clutch...... 40 7. Big Boot...... 26 37. Knee Lift...... 15 67. Cobra Clutch...... 44 8. Bodyslam...... 27 38. Knife- Chop...... 14 68. Cradle Suplex...... 38 9. Bulldog...... 23 39. Lariat...... 22 69. Cutter...... 38 10. Catapult...... 20 40. Leg Sweep...... 18 70. DDT...... 37 11. Chair Shot...... 16 41. Low Blow...... 19 71. Death Valley Driver....37 12. Chickenwing...... 30 42. Mongolian Chop...... 20 72. Diving Headbutt...... 39 13. Chokeslam...... 21 43. Monkey Flip...... 8 73. Figure Four...... 41 14. Clothesline...... 17 44. Mounted Punches...... 28 74. Gorilla Press Slam...... 35 15. Crescent Kick...... 19 45. Palm Strike...... 27 75. Gourdbuster...... 40 16. Cross-Armbar...... 26 46. Pumphandle Slam...... 9 76. Guillotine Choke...... 31 17. Double Axehandle...... 8 47. ...... 7 77. Hurricanrana...... 33 18. ...... 12 48. Rib Breaker...... 25 78. Moonsault...... 33 19. Eagle Split...... 1 49. Rope Burn...... 6 79. ...... 32 20. Elbow Smash...... 1 50. Savate Kick...... 23 80. Piledriver...... 36 21. Enzuigiri...... 2 51. Shoulder Block...... 10 81. ...... 31 22. European Uppercut....29 52. Shoulder Breaker...... 2 82. ...... 32 23. Eye Gouge...... 12 53. Side Slam...... 4 83. Scorpion Deathlock....35 24. Face Rake...... 10 54. Snapmare...... 5 84. Sleeper...... 41 25. Fallaway Slam...... 29 55. Spinning Back Fist...... 9 85. Slingshot Suplex...... 36 26. Flying Body Press...... 11 56. Step-Over Toe Hold...... 5 86. Spear...... 34 27. Flying Dropkick...... 25 57. Suplex...... 30 87. Spinebuster...... 43 28. Flying Elbow Drop...... 4 58. Tree of Woe Kicks...... 3 88. Stunner...... 34 29. Forearm Smash...... 7 59. Turnbuckle Smash...... 6 89. Sunset Flip...... 45 30. Full Nelson...... 11 60. Wristlock...... 3 90. Superplex...... 44