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2 SECTIONS F FACEBOOK.COM/MONTROSESTAR YOUR GLBT ENTERTAINMENT STARTS HERE! WEDNESDAY APRIL 22, 2015 VOL. VI, ISSUE 2 ‘LIKE 1308 ON STEROIDS’. THE FRIVOLIST 23 HRH 7 El Tiempo 1308 ACROSS THE CAUSEWAY 22 Cantina Annex INDEX Editorial 3 Crossword 28 opened on April 20 A Couple of Guys 31 PAGE 2 | Montrose STAR | Wednesday April 22, 2015 Montrose STAR | Wednesday April 22, 2015 | PAGE 3 OP-ED Creep of the Week: Pat Robertson TOC | By D’anne Witkowski This is part of the left-wing This led him to, of course, rant about APRIL 22, 2015 | VOL. VI, ISSUE 2 “ anal sex. “It doesn’t matter what custom xtra, extra! Read all about it: Pat agenda to do away with you’ve got. It doesn’t matter what holy E Robertson will come to your Big Gay Christian values and thing that you worship and adore; the gays Wedding! There’s one condition: you’re are going to get it,” he said. gonna have to show him a baby conceived to substitute for Christian That’s right. We’re climbing in your window, through butt sex. values the progressive snatching your people up. So hide your kids, Now, I know what you’re thinking: hide your wife and hide your husband. “That’s not how babies are made and concepts of morality. “They’re going to make you conform why would I want Pat Robertson at my ” to them,” Robertson continued. “You are wedding? He’s a hateful old man.” Robertson’s answer quickly ends up going to say you like anal sex, you like oral To which I say, “Hey, I’m just the in the territory of anal sex, as usual. “If sex, you like bestiality, you like anything you messenger.” It all started on the April 6, 2015 you show me one couple that conceived a can think of, whatever it is. And sooner or episode of “The 700 Club” when Robertson child... through anal intercourse, just show later you are going to have to conform your responded to a letter from a viewer asking, me one in all the world, and I will say, ‘I religious beliefs the group of some aberrant “If same-sex couples, especially those who agree with you and you are right.’ Show me thing. It won’t stop at homosexuality.” are married, claim they are Christians, how one. There are 8 billion people, 7 billion, Note: only same-sex couples engage in can they continue to live this lifestyle? As a show me one time when a child was anal and oral sex. Straight couples would Christian, if they read the Bible, they should conceived by that kind of sexual activity. It never (clutches pearls, faints). know the Bible’s definition of marriage is is unnatural, I’m sorry.” It’s clear that Robertson can’t see the Josh Groban only between a man and a woman. Please Sorry not sorry, he means. So that’s it, forest of gay people past the trees of bears all! help me understand.” then. Any sex act that doesn’t make a baby penises. To him, if you’re gay, you’re just a His answer? “The gays want to control is an act of loins possessed by the devil. sex act, which is why there’s no distinction 12 everything.” He continued, “This is part of the Robertson has had anal sex on the brain between a man having sex with his left-wing agenda to do away with Christian as of late. On his April 2 show he talked husband and a man having sex with a dog. values and to substitute for Christian values about Memories Pizza, the aforementioned You have no redeeming qualities. Your very the progressive concepts of morality.” company that was handsomely rewarded existence is oppressing him. It’s cute of him to condemn “progressive by way of Go Fund Me after they publicly He didn’t really answer his viewer’s concepts of morality” as if the very idea is declared that they wouldn’t serve pizza at question. But what he should have said is blasphemy. I’ll take that over the so-called a gay wedding because Jesus. (Note: even that the Christian lifestyle is a choice. Being Christian values that shower an anti- Robertson pointed out that no gay couple a terrible person is also a choice. Being a gay pizzeria owner in Indiana with over is going to serve pizza at their wedding. terrible person who uses Christianity as $842,000 while those poor folks Jesus had Because, Jesus.) justification for said terribleness is the a thing about starve in the street. choice Robertson has made. 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April 22, 2015: None as of press time. TheMontroseSTAR.com Also find us on F Facebook.com & +1 Google+ TheMontroseSTAR.com Also find us on F Facebook.com & +1 Google+ PAGE 4 | Montrose STAR | Wednesday April 22, 2015 Montrose STAR | Wednesday April 22, 2015 | PAGE 5 HRH Report CONTACT US: 713-942-0084 EMAIL: [email protected] HERO Stands, Pride Kicks off Publisher Executive Editor | Laura M. Villagrán Business Dev. Manager John Buchanan Randall Jobe Scene Writers and Hillary Woos Gay Votes Production Jim Ayers Rafa Espinosa Bob Houghton | By Johnny Trlica She’s in it, again Copy Editor Music Hillary Clinton launched her second campaign for Nancy Ford DJ JD Arnold he 2016 presidential campaign got into full president with a low-key opening. There was no News & Features DJ Mark DeLange T swing as several hats were tossed into the enormous rally with thousands of people; instead she Johnny Trlica Distribution ring in recent weeks. Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, and rolled out her announcement with a video that featured Lifestyles Miriam Orihuela Marco Rubio are officially in the race for the GOP two same sex couples. The video shows Jared Milrad Nancy Ford Elizabeth Membrillo nomination, and Hillary Clinton declared she is ready and Nathan Johnson holding hands with Milrad saying, for her coronation—uh, ready to run for the Democratic “I’m getting married this summer to someone I really nod. Here’s what we’ve been reading at HRH. care about,” reports the Washington Blade. Later in the THE STAR CONTRIBUTING WRITERS video a lesbian couple is seen exchanging a brief kiss. Houston: We have a HERO Clearly courting the gay vote, Clinton spokesperson DJ JD Arnold hails from England, but has been A Harris County district judge has ruled in favor of the Adrienne Elrod said, “Hillary Clinton supports spinning in the Lone Star State since the 80’s. He has spun city of Houston in the trial over its equal rights ordinance, marriage equality and hopes the Supreme Court records all over Houston, from the Venture N to Rich’s, as known as HERO. The Houston Chronicle reports District will come down on the side of same-sex couples well as writing for Billboard Magazine. His dynamic sounds Judge Robert Schaffer ruled the final count of valid being guaranteed that constitutional right.” can now be enjoyed at Eagle Houston. signatures was 16,684, leaving opponents short of the The Clinton campaign also announced an openly gay threshold required in the city charter of 17,249 signatures, man as her campaign manager. Robby Mook, a political or 10 percent of the ballots cast in the last mayoral operative from Vermont will head the operation. Jim Ayres y day is an employee benefits and human election.“This is a great victory in the courts, and a great resources writer. By night he turns his creativity toward day for civil rights in Houston, Texas. the local food and restaurant scene. Do you know of a The jury found for the City, and now restaurant that needs a review? [email protected]. the judge has found in favor of the City, too. I am gratified that the judge John Buchanan is originally from Florida but now signed a final judgment rejecting the calls Houston home for 20+ years. “Proud to be Gay and plaintiffs’ claims and confirming that part of the Community – Your Gay Realtor of Choice!” their pro-discrimination referendum [email protected] petition failed.