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THURSDAY MARCH 28, 1996 VOL. 73, NO. 43 Administration, faculty SGA election yields record at odds over possible turnout; runoffs pending from staff reports science requirement Yesterday's Student Government Association'elections failed to by Cristie Breen Election'96/ finalize the formation of next news editor academic year's exequtive board as Questions about whether au integrated chemistry and physics course will Results Y| run-off electibns will be required to become a requirement for all incoming JMU students under the new settle three of the contests. General Education Program are under discussion by faculty and Candidates for the three top, administration as the structure of the new program comes more into view. offices split a record number of The course, University Math and Science 101: Science and Human SGA votes, but no candidate for president, Experience, was created nearly two years ago as a pilot course designed to vice president or secretary received give early childhood and middle education majors more background in the President runoff the absolute majority of ballots physical sciences. The course fits into a sequence of courses that would Vice President runoff required to fill the seats. A run-off ideally begin with basic math and science concepts and continue to a course election is slated for April 3, pitting more focused in the natural sciences. Treasurer Matt Montgomery the two top candidates in each race in "It's a very good opportunity for the students at JMU,-' said James a battle for the majority. Dcndinger, assistant dean of the College of Science and Mathematics. "It Secretary runoff Pleasant weather coaxed 2,206 of allows [students] to do things in a logical fashion." JMU's 11,927 enrolled students, or The package of courses improves the current Liberal Studies program 18.5 percent, to SGA's two polling because it is an 'intellectually comprehensive program, instead of a venues to voice their choices in the hodgepodge" of unrelated courses within a discipline, Dendinger said. student government elections • But not all faculty members are in favor of making the sequence Honor Council Presidential hopeful junior Dave mandatory for all students. President Patrick Wyman . Baker won 31.6 percent of the vote in "Personally, I would like to see other options," said Jon Staib. assistant the four-way contest for the council's professor of physics. "I think that running all the students through one Vice President Tristie Reed top position. In the runoff, Baker will sequence is not the best policy." face sophomore Max Finaz/.o, who If approved, the course would fit into the Natural World cluster set up by received 27 percent of the vote. the General Education Committee. Under the new program, liberal studies Junior Moira McCaffrey received requirements would b^divided into-clusters. or groups of courses designed a total of 26.5 percent of the

see SCIENCE page 2 CATHERINE MATTINGLY/CWIW«»M/I/IJ? artist see SGA page 2 JMU sets costs for 1996-V7; in-state fees up only slightly by Joelle Bartoe _^ senior writer A tuition freeze and a 2.1 percent increase in tees tor in-state students, the lowest such increase in 25 years, will provide some financial relief to many students and their parents. The Executive Committee of the Board of Visitors approved tuition and fee increases Friday. In-state fees will rise 2.2 percent in 1996-'97, so with tuition frozen, in-state commuter students will pay $4,101, compared to $4,014 this year. Out-of-state tuition and fees will increase 3.3 percent, raising the total cost for out-of-state commuters from $8,294 to $8,580. The cost of room and board will increase 2 percent from $4,576 to $4,666. In-state, on-campus student charges will increase from $8,590 to $8,770. Out- of-state students living on campus will pay $13,246 next year, compared with $12,870 this year. The Virginia General Assembly voted in early March to freeze in-state tuition for two years and allowed modest increases for out-of-state increases. The General Assembly did not legislate any rules regarding fee increases, although state policy indicates that fees must be tied to specific projects such as paying off a student services building, according to the State Council of Higher Education for Virginia. The increase in cost for in-state students JMU is not actually in tuition, but in student fees, which include the comprehensive fee and a computer literacy fee. According to Fred Hilton, director of Media Relations, the comprehensive fee includes anything that is not academic, such as health services, construction and athletics. The computer literacy fee is used to maintain and build the computer labs R(M;ER WOLLENBERG/pAoto editor on campus, he said. JMU Executive Vice President Linwood Rose said he is pleased the tuition Sunny days and fee increase is the lowest in more than two decades. Although nobody ever Wednesday afternoon's bright, sunny skies and balmy temperatures gave freshman Reese wants to be faced with an increase, he expects people to find this year's Carter a brief glimpse of spring weather as she relaxed on the Quad and took advantage of the announcement a pleasant one. time to create some colorful artwork for a class project. "I think most people will feel like it's very good news," he said. see COSTS page 2 2 < Thursday! Mat! 28/11996^ THE'BREEZE

SGA Science. JMU students? I'm not so convinced my colleagues," he said. continued from page 1 continued from page 1 But Doug Brown, assistant vice about that," he said. electorate's ballots while junior Cory to fit into packages of learning. Faculty in the College of Science president for academic affairs and Anderson rounded out the While the course was never and Mathematics are worried about member of the General Education presidential race with 14.9 percent. required for all early childhood and the proposal to make the course Committee, said the course is far Baker said he was very excited middle education minors, some from becoming mandatory. "To the press alone, chequered mandatory, Staib said. about being in the runoff and hopeful committee members see the course as "1 think there's quite a bit of Brown said he envisions rn^re as it is with abuses, the world is having merits that would make it about his prospects for victory in the concern in the college," he said. "I've "packages" of curriculum within beneficial for all students to take. indebted for all the triumphs election. Finazzo said he is confident talked to a lot of faculty who are clusters to provide students some which have been gained by he will win the votes of students who But as members of the committee flexibility when choosing courses. formulate the program's clusters, worried about it." reason and humanity over voted for the losing candidates. While Dendinger said the UMSC "We're not suggesting a A three-way race for vice some faculty in the College of curriculum where everyone tracks and oppression." Science and Mathematics do not courses make up the only package president between sophomore Dan under consideration for the program, through the same courses," Brown — James Madison Salehi, sophomore April Roberts and want to see the course made said. "I would guess we would have mandatory for all students. he said the committee would Editor Alison Boyce junior Kim Wilson failed to produce welcome other proposals for clusters three or four different packages. a clear winner. Roberts and Wilson "Whether [the UMSC sequence! Managing editor Cyndy Lledtke of courses by faculty members. "Students collectively avoid will head off in the runoff. should be the sequence instead of a certain areas," such as chemistry and Ads manager Maggie Mayall sequence i« still open to hot and "If a group of faculty members Roberts fell short of an absolute wants to come forward, in addition to physics, Brown said. "What would News editor Crlitle Breen majority by earning 49.7 percent of heavy debate," said Thomas DeVore, really benefit a student would be professor of chemistry. DeVore the faculty members who already News editor Greg Froom cast ballots. Wilson earned 31.4 have, we would listen to them," having a working knowledge of percent of student vote. Salehi won helped create the course and has Atst, news editor Stacey Danzuso Dendinger said. chemistry and physics." 18.9 percent. taught the course since its inception. Students had differing opinions Fens editor Karen Brewer DeVore described the class as a Bill Ingham, professor of physics Yesterday's election also failed to and one of the creators of UMSC about whether future JMU students Asst. focus editor Angle Krum settle the four-way secretarial broad mixture of physics and should be required to take a physics chemistry, which touches on topics 101, said he believes in the strengths Opinion editor SherrI Eleenberg contest. Junior Justin Voshell earned of the course but does not want it to and chemistry course. the most votes, with 36.4 percent. including astronomy, classic physics Asst. opinion editor Laura Wade be implemented in a way faculty "It would probably be a good Freshman Tony Madsen, who and energy production. Each topic is idea" to require all students to take a Style editor Jaion Corner approached sequentially. don't approve of. won 24 percent, will challenge "I feel as though a course that has course such as UMSC, said senior Asst. style editor Karen Bit* Voshell in the runoff. Junior Misty "The UMSC program is a some merit [UMSC 101J is caught up Kristi Kattelus. "You really do need Spirts editor Matt Provence Benna won 20.6 percent of the vote. sequence. It tries to alleviate the that information in the world today . Sophomore Michelle Carlisle problem that nothing builds on in a larger debate," Ingham said. Ajtsi.iports editor Peter Haggarty Ingham, a member of the General . about how vitamins work, or how to managed 19 percent of cast ballots. anything else," DeVore said. throw a fast ball." Copy editor Karen Bogan Sophomore Richard Jenkins' While DeVore said he was excited Education Committee since its youth, is critical of the committee's methods Freshman Susan Valliant, Photo editor Roger Wollenberg withdrawal from the treasurer's race about the course's progression psychology major, said she didn't see cleared the path for sophomore through the semesters, he said he is of decision making. Asst. photo editor MellsM Palladlno "The means by which the decision a required physics and chemistry Matthew Montgomery's triumph. still unsure of whether the course course as a benefit to students. Graphics editor Angela Terry Montgomery won 47.7 percent of the should be required of all students. making is being done [by the Asst. graphics editor Drew Baroemer committee] is not something I can "I don't think it makes much vote, while Jenkins won 32.9 percent. "I'd certainly like, to see it sense," Valliant said of the possible required for elementary education support," he said. Advisers. Flip De Luca, Junior Patrick Wyman won the requirement. Honor Council president's race, with minors — it was designed for them," "I never [created the course] > Alan NeckowKz, believing it should be implemented "Students should be able to take 52.5 percent of the vote, topping DeVore said. what they're interested in," she said. David Wendelken junior Mike Keens' 47.5 percent. "But should it be required of all without the review and approval of FYI. . . Costs. The Breeze is published Monday continued from page 1 and Thursday mornings and distributed throughout James Annual increases in tuition and fees are inevitable, according to Rose. He Madison University and the local said aspects such as the rate of inflation and salary increases will always affect The lowest tuition ft f Harrisonburg community. the cost of tuition. Comments and complaints should "In order to cover costs, you must increase your revenues," Rose said. increase in 25 yeai be addressed to Alison Boyce, The General Assembly allocated more general funds to JMU and higher m editor;". • education in general this year than in the past. In-stat&tuition & feej Mailing address: An increase in general funds, Rose said, is an increased use of taxpayer the Breeze dollars. $4,014 |o ^,104 (up 2j Anthony-Seeger Hall The increase reflects an overall increase in revenue in Virginia. The $34.6 James Madison University billion biennial 1996-'98 state budget represents a 6 percent increase over the Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 1994-'96 budget. E-Mail address: The General Assembly allocated an additional $200 million in operating THE.BREEZE within the JMU funds for higher education for the biennium, the first substantial increase for VAX system; higher education in more than five years. The General Assembly also allowed THE_BREEZE®jmu.edu outside colleges and universities to borrow $163 million from the Virginia College loom the JMU VAX system Building Authority for capital projects on campuses. Breeze Nat: JMU received an 18.5 percent increase in state funding in the 1996-'98 1,576 to $4,£66 (up 2%) http://breeze.jmu.edu budget compared with 1994-'96, as well as funding for some capital projects such as construction and infrastructure on the College of Integrated Science An individual may have one copy of The Breeze for free. and Technology campus. All subsequent copies cost 25 "The burden didn't have to be placed as much on the students and parents, source: Linwood Rose, executive vice president cents a piece. which is great news," Rose said. SUNG HEE KIMIcontributing artist Virginia Gov. George Allen (R) administration's proposals for higher In The Breeze. education included four-year tuition contract for students. This contract would Some out-of-state students at JMU understand that paying more is just one ensure a student's tuition would not exceed a certain amount during his-or her of the duties that comes with being from out-of-state. OPINION 14 four years of college. Kim Hartzler, a freshman nursing major from Connecticut, said the higher FOCUS..:. 20 According to Mike McDowell, spokesman for State Council of Higher increase in tuition for her does not really bother her. She knows that if she STYLE 23 Education for Virginia, the four-year contract as proposed by the Allen were going to school in Connecticut, her tuition would be comparable to what administration was not put into the language of the General Assembly's final she pays at JMU. SPORTS 29 budget. "I guess [the increase] is fair because tuition is pretty low here for out-of- COMICS 37 "Basically, the contract didn't surface, and it was not acted on," McDowell state students anyway," she said. "The fact that it's going up doesn't bother me CLASSIFIEDS 39 said. because it's still a lot lower than northern schools." Since funding for public institutions was sufficient, enacting the four-year Shannon Hendrixson, a sophomore English major from Pennsylvania, said CLASSIFIEDS? contract was not a major issue, according to McDowell. she* thinks the tuition rate at JMU is appropriate. However, she said being an "It's the same end, it's just a different means to get there," he said. out-of-state student does have its drawbacks. How to place a Rose agrees the contract would not necessarily save students any money. "It's kind of frustrating being an out-of-state student because you have to classified ad: He said the contracts would build expected annual increases into its numbers. pay more than everyone else, but that's just something you have to deal with," , Come to The Breeze's office in Also, the contract could be confusing to students. A freshman and a sophomore she said. the basement of Anthony-Seeger taking the exact same class could be paying different amounts to the Hendrixson said she wishes the tuition increase freeze could apply to out- (across Main Street) weekdays university. of-state students as well, but she understands that the General Assembly needs between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. "I think much of what could be achieved with the four-year contract could to put Virginians first. Cosh $2.50 for the first 10 words, be achieved by using freezes or caps on an annual basis," Rose said. "I guess it's just their job," she said. "Their job is to protect their taxpayers $2 for each additional 10 words; McDowell said the tuition freeze does not include out-of-state students. first." Boxed classifieds, $10 per Though he said the General Assembly is mindful of those students who pay McDowell said he hopes this year's tuition freeze is a step in the right tblnmn inch. »•'• out-of-state tuition, in-state tuition is usually attended to first. direction for Virginia schools. He said the educational opportunities in Deadlines: noon Friday for "The General Assembly sees its responsibility first and foremost to in-state Virginia are great, and he remembers a time when they were considered one of Monday issues, noon Tuesday for students," he said. the greatest deals in the country. Thursday issues Only 16 percent of Virginia's public college and university population is "Virginia used to be considered the greatest bargain, now its still a bargain out-of-state, yet this provides 35 percent of the revenue, McDowell said. educationally but not very much a bargain in terms of tuition anymore," he •".' said. THB BREEZE Thursday, March 28,19* 3 Vandalism typical of high rise residence hails by Kristin Butke said, "Most dorms only have three staff reporter floors, and we have eight, so it's bound to be that there's a little more Some JMU students gaze back [vandalism] because there's more upon the broken elevators and people." trashed hallways characterizing their Thurman said every incidence of freshman year at Eagle Hall as vandalism is investigated by police, merely a bad dream. and action is taken to find the For some of the residents of Eagle individuals who are responsible. Hall, the vandalism associated with According to McConnel, the Eagle's reputation as being a "wild" damages to Eagle have primarily residence hall is a frustrating reality. been "anonymous vandalism," so it There seems to be more "targeted is difficult to determine whether vandalism" in Eagle this year, residents, guests or intruders are according to Jim McConnel, director responsible. of the Office of Residence Life. Thurman said, "We don't know if "There have been concentrated it's students from Eagle, but we problems in the areas that are not know it's students." traditionally problems, especially on Eagle resident Brad Orme gave the ground floor and elevators," he his own opinion as to who the said. offenders are. Julie Thurman, coordinator for the "I think it's more often people's Lakeside area, said high rise guests who are responsible for the residence halls typically have more vandalism," he said. "No one in the vandalism than other buildings, and upper floors wants the elevators the vandalism to Eagle Hall is broken." "consistent with past years." According to Thurman, residents The vandalism in Eagle is the are responsible for their living areas, result of the large amount of students and they are billed if there is damage. living in the eight-floor residence "When we find the responsible hall. The majority of this vandalism parties, we ask for restitution to pay PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY MELISSA PALLADINO AND ANGELA SMITH also occurs on the weekends, she the university. Eagle Hall and its eight floors of freshman residents deal with vandalism on a regular basis. Because said. "There have been numbers of of the price to make repairs, vandalism can cause an increase in housing fees for all students. "High rise buildings have more cases throughout this year with behavioral problems nationwide, and different sanctions, from restitution The stories of all these students A common misperception among if it is only in one building, the entire every school is dealing with this to asking them to leave the hall. It then perpetuate Eagle's reputation. residents is that the vandalism is not residence life system suffers," he issue," Thurman said. depends on the number of times and High rises traditionally* have a an issue for those students who are said. Eagle resident Ryann McKinley severity of the charges," Thurman certain reputation, and residents and not involved in doing the damage, Vandalism in residence halls also said she feels the'large amount of said. alumni who tell stories about Eagle's Thurman said. has implications for parents paying students living in the hall does Despite the increased incidents of history continue it, she said. According to McConnel, when the bills and can cause an increase in account for much of the vandalism. vandalism in Eagle, Thurman said "There are 450 freshman, double unexpected expenses caused by future housing fees. "When people are in bigger Eagle's reputation as being a "wild the size of other residence buildings, vandalism occur, there is a cut back Thurman said, "In common areas groups, there's more protection. hall" is the result of the large amount and that contributes to the myth on improvements for programs in all with vandalism, if we can't figure out You're not found out as easily." of students affected by the events of because there are so many students residence halls. see VANDALISM page 11 Karyn Amato, Eagle resident. the hall. telling the stories," she said. "When we have vandalism, even Clubs, organizations unite in support of student with recent family tragedy by Ben Dalbey Powers also said he was soliciting contributions from senior writer local community leaders to create a Harrisonburg-based Reckless Driving/Curse memorial fund for the rest of the family. "We're in the and Abuse Members of the campus community have come midst of setting it up." together in support of a JMU junior whose mother was a pick-up truck Steve Petti, fund-raising committee head of Alpha killed in a shooting incident March 20. ctkxis of a Kappa Lambda and Phi Sigma Pi, said the two drove in a John-Michael Knowles is home in Christiansburg, organizations are working together on fund-raisers to iost striking the trying to work through the aftermath of the tragic event help Knowles get through the financial aspect of his that left his mother dead and his father in jail. cadet at the Convocation Center's A- ordeal. tot at 11:20 p.m. March According to a March 22 article in the Richmond Members of both groups will offer credit card Times-Dispatch, William Michael Knowles, 47, of The operator reportedly cursed applications to anyone in the JMU community until April Christiansburg, broke into the home of his estranged adet 8 to raise money for Knowles, he said. Petti said wife, Angie Knowles, carrying a shotgun. In the struggle 369 are Knowles will get $5 for each application filled out, and that ensued, Angie Knowles received a fatal gunshot he hopes to get about 250 applications. wound in the chest, and her daughter, Vanessa Knowles, thebflsRff Dangerous Practi A memorial fund has already been set up in Fireworks 18, was also wounded by gunshot in the finger. Angie Christiansburg, Petti said. Contributions may be made to and Vanessa Knowles were able to contact police during The Knowles Family Fund, c/o First National Bank, P.O. the incident. Box 600, Christiansburg, Va., 24073. Knowles has one younger sister and two younger More than 100 JMU students went to Angie Knowles' brothers, all between the ages of 14 and 18. funeral March 23, and Knowles was appreciative of the William Knowles then reportedly fired out the back support he received from his friends, according to Petti. door at police officers as they arrived on the scene, who Rebecca Askew, president of Phi Sigma Pi, said it is fired back, according to the article. No one was injured in important to remember support for Knowles is not the exchange. Minutes later, Vanessa Knowles brought limited to Phi Sigma Pi, Alpha Kappa Lambda or even to the loaded shotgun outside the front door, and William monetary contributions. Knowles walked out the back door, where he was tackled "All of JMU cares, and we'll support him," she said. and arrested by officers, according to the article. "Not just this month, but in the future." lence William Knowles was charged with murder and Sophomore Lindsay Chappie, a close friend of the malicious wounding, and two counts of attempted Knowles family, said Knowles doesn't know when he malicious wounding of police officers, according to the will be able to return to JMU but is working with JMU article. President Ronald Carrier to see if he can get credit for John-Michael Knowles is a Miller Fellow at JMU and this semester. a member of Alpha Kappa Lambda fraternity and Phi Before Knowles can return, though, he has some hard Sigma Pi National Honor Society. problems to work through, Chappie said. "It's a lot of Ryan Powers, president of Alpha Kappa Lambda, said Abuse stated legal stuff." 1 they had been sei fraternity members are working to help Knowles get The biggest problem right now is who will become Police said tl through the emotional and financial problems he now guardian of the three children. "They really want to keep were found in posse ped on the back of their hands, faces. the family together," Chappie said. •edly by a member of the Powers said Knowles is dealing with the situation "as Chappie said Knowles has a post office box set up in substance ii good as can be expected," and his fraternity brothers are nity. Christiansburg for cards. They may be sent to John- ! p.m. March 22. providing any help they can. Charges are pending An Michael Knowles, P.O. Box 1051, Christiansburg, Va., "Obviously, everyone's behind him," he said. invesBgatt POUCE LOQ pi 2'*073^„„l j

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"School of the Americas — School American military leaders is to The purpose behind the vigil was of the Assassins" by Maryknoll prepare them to defend themselves to pressure legislators to close the World Productions, the SOA has from military insurrections and U.S. Army School of the Americas, a graduated some well known South promote military stability, he said. military training base in Fort American military dictators and But some country's governments Benning, Ga. demonstrators claim assassins. use the military training they acquire trains South American military Graduates include Manuel in the U.S. schools against their own troops combat skills they in turn use Noriega, former president of Panama people, according to Bowers. to harm their own people. who is now imprisoned in the United 'The danger is that a lot of these "It's something that is very States, and two of the three officers governments are insensitive to shocking," said senior Paul directly responsible for the 1980 human rights," Bowers said. "It's an Fugelsang, who led efforts to get assassination of peace leader inevitable danger." students to attend the demonstration. Archbishop Oscar Romero of El Bowers calls graduates of the The school trains between 700 Salvador. program who go on to take part in and 2,000 soldiers each year from "Once you know [about the violent revolts or assassinations in Latin America and the Caribbcanin injustices in the SOA], you just can't their home countries as "truants" of "counterinsurgency operations, ignore it," said Junior Tonya Pagoda, the system. military intelligence, sniper fire, who also attended Saturday's "They're violating what would be commando tactics and psychological demonstration. school doctrine," he said. "Like in operations," according to information "It was wonderful ... to see any school, you've got good students from the School of the Assassins people who felt empowered and and bad students." Watch, an activist group devoted to wanted to try" to force legislators to But Bowers said he thinks the increasing awareness of SOA. close the school, she said. "Seeing program should remain open because Fugelsang and others learned people doing something really got of the benefits it gives the foreign RACHEL VrOODkLUstaffphotographer about the school while on a spring me excited and gave me hope" that militaries. break trip to Oaxaca, Mexico, the school will eventually be closed. If the program didn't exist, "you Harrlsonburg resident Kay Goodman spoke at Wednesday's sponsored by Catholic Campus Stephen Bowers, associate have governments who don't have Brown Bag Lecture on the U.N. World Women's Conference. Ministry. When he returned from the professor of political science, said the capabilities to defend themselves trip, Fugelsang spoke to groups from programs like the one at Fort when they have the right to defend CCM and EARTH about the issue Benning exist in other parts of the themselves," he said. Delegate to women's and put together a group of 11 United States. Bowers said he "Closing the school won't help — students to attend Saturday's vigil. worked on a similar program at Fort it'll just make it worse," Bowers said, "It gave me a much broader Bragg in North Carolina several noting that most students in the conference speaks as perspective of what's going on in the years ago. school graduate with a greater world," said freshman Shane Mudd, "We have for years brought understanding of how to deal with part of Saturday's demonstration foreign soldiers here to study" low-intensity conflict while part of lecture series group. "It was very exciting seeing counterinsurgency operations. preserving human rights. by Sally Clarke people doing something that they Bowers said. staff writer thought was right," he said about the Foreign soldiers come to U.S. see PROTEST page 11 Th* United Nations held the fourth World Conference on Women in Beijing, China, in September 1995. and 35,000 women from all over the SGA allocates funds to library world attended. Kay Goodman, resident of Harrisonburg, was there, and she had plenty of stories about what she saw and learned. Goodman's main message, and the message of the conference, was that to extend exam-week hours all people, especially women, need to work positively toward a partnership for change to be effected. by Brad Jenkins The university has given Phillips "no concrete answer" as to why it won't fund the trial period, she said. The lecture, titled "Only Together Can We Hold Up the Sky," was SGA reporter According to Phillips, $600 will pay for three attended by more than 25 people, mostly female students. The Student Government Association voted Tuesday employees to work in the library between 2 a.m., the The title was taken from a slogan for the conference, "Women hold up to allocate funds to keep the library open 24 hours a day usual closing time during exam week, and 8 a.m., the half of the sky." A Chinese newspaper took the phrase and changed it to during exam week in May. usual opening time. In effect, SGA is funding for the help define the motivation behind the Beijing meeting: developing unity The $600 funding for the salaries will be taken from library to remain open an additional six hours for five and working on ideas. the interest on SGA's reserve account, according to days during exam week. Goodman described what it was like to be at the conference, which was Treasurer Cory Anderson. Although details are still being worked out, the most the focus of much criticism from conservative politicians last year. She said Sen. Ann-Marie Phillips, McGraw-Long Hall, likely time period for the library to remain open would be the experience she had was so valuable and optimistic that there was no originally submitted the bill March 12, but the Finance Sunday through Thursday of exam week, Phillips said. reason for all the controversy. Committee killed the bill in committee discussion. Phillips said it is "pretty much definite" that the library Delegates were able to pick from more than 3,000 workshops, conducted Phillips reintroduced the bill Tuesday in an attempt to will remain open 24 hours a day during exam week. She by any of the delegates who chose to put one together. One of the best meet the library's April 1 deadline for a did say. however, the Executive workshops, Goodman said, was on gender bias in language and how it monetary commitment from SGA. Council must first pass the bill. The affects thinking throughout the world. According to Sen. Sharon Cohen, Executive Council will meet March 29. The plannery sessions were enlightening talks given by different women Chandler Hall, the Finance Committee Also at the meeting: about topics in women's rights and what action can be taken. Hillary rejected the bill originally because it • The senate debated a bill introduced Rodham Clinton spoke, as well as a Muslim woman, not wearing her would "set a dangerous precedent." She by Rose to add guidelines for funding traditional veil. to the SGA Constitution. Rose's Language is only one of the fundamental elements of discrimination that said there was concern among all women face. The women's movement faces a barrier in language even committee members that SGA would amendment to the constitution was a be bound to fund the project set of established guidelines for SGA on the level of what to call themselves, she said. Goodman offered a new definition for the word "feminist," which now indefinitely. to follow when allocating money. "These guidelines have been in place has many negative connotations. "A feminist is one who believes that Phillips responded to the women are human in the same way that men are human, which is a lot like committee's concern when she said, a long time, but they're not in the 'love one another,' and I can't see having a problem with that" "We are working with the library to constitution," Rose said. "We haven't had to follow it." Adding the guidelines Goodman relayed the proactive nature of the conference to the audience fund this for a trial period this semester by emphasizing that the point was to recognize problems and get to work and possibly next semester." An to the constitution would make SGA agreement has been reached that if the trial period is more accountable when debating funding issues. on them. successful, JMU will pay for the salaries in the future. The most important sections of the guidelines include The tribunals were the most personal and emotional part of the conference, according to Goodman. It gave individuals a chance to express According to Anderson, the interest from the reserve not funding travel expenses, strict review of off-campus account is used for projects that will affect all students. event funding and limiting convention costs to and discuss pain related to experiences like violence and poverty that affect Commuter Sen. Ron Rose said the interest has been registration fees, according to Rose. women on a much greater scale than men. This part produced some of the most powerful moments of the week- used in the past to buy bike racks and establish WXJM. A section stating "all other avenues of funding should Phillips said, "This is a huge opportunity for SGA to see WOMEN page 13 do something students have been requesting for years." see UBRARY page 13 6 TVr^y.Adafcfc frtffa JHE^^E *-3^ Iu_. 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Two of three students infected this school year consumed His lecture, "African and Islamic Revival: Historical and alcohol prior to becoming sick. Dr. James Turner said. Contemporary Perspectives," focused on the problems Western Meanwhile, a study released Wednesday in the American and Sub-Saharan Africans face when reconciling Islamic law and Journal of Epidemiology notes a link between bar visit- the modern world. meningococcal disease during a fatal outbreak at the I'niversity Hunwick began by tracing the history of Islamic Africa. of Illinois in 1991 and 1992. Muslim traders and conquerors brought Islamic ideas to West Researchers said the study does not link drinking alcohol and Africa during the expansion of Islam in the seventh and eighth contracting the meningococcus bacteria, which can cause a centuries. bloodstream infection or spinal meningitis, a central nervo.i, The trade links maintained between the Arab Muslims and the system infection. African Muslims were "conduits for ideas," Hunwick said. Both can be fatal; a student at Virginia Military Institute died By the 1860s, colonial rule had been imposed on much of in January of spinal meningitis. Africa by the European powers, he said. "When I talk to people across the country who are involved in The British and other imperial governments "tried to control college health, it is remarkable how common the scenario is that leadership and keep down pan-Arabic movements" for almost a the student has been in a drinking situation prior to becoming ill century, he said. with meningitis. Turner said. Hunwick went on to discuss the contemporary perspective of Turner said he did an informal survey over the Internet a modern Africa that began with the Islamic Reform Movement. month ago and heard from at least eight major universities that This movement began in response to the withdrawal of had an outbreak in the past two years. European powers from the region and what fundamentalists "Every one of them was associated with binge t'rinking or termed the "wickedness" of Western ideas, according to large alcoholic parties." he said. "'There seems to be an Hunwick. association, but the cause is uncertain." The reformers began to overthrow governments and impose A UVa. student entered an Atlanta hospital March 15 With Islamic law. According to Hunwick, the reformers used the spinal meningitis. His condition was improving last week, Tumei argument, "You have become an unbeliever, not because of what said, and a recovery is expected. you say [you believe in], but because of what you do. Two other UVa. students were hospitalized previously foi "The arguments used seem to have a very modem ring about problems stemming from the meningococcus bacteria. Both of them," he said, in reference to the use of fundamental Islamic the students had been drinking around the time they became sick, law to put holy justice on the side of the insurrectionist. said Turner. He refe(rred to the assassination of Egyptian President Anwar The bacteria that causes meningitis is spread through oral and Sadat in 1981, which Hunwick said a religious leader defended nasal secretions. Intoxicated people in a bar are less attentive and as "overthrowing an infidel tyrant." might be more likely to share a glass or cigarette. Turner said. Hunwick then discussed the modem movement for Islamic Alcohol impairs the immune system, he added, and could solidarity around the world and its effect on African Muslims. make people more vulnerable to meningococcus, which can be As European and American aid and influence leaves Africa, carried without symptoms by many people. "Muslim countries, with the Arab states at their vanguard, The University of Illinois study found that a bac rial continue to pay attention to the African continent," Hunwick outbreak that killed three Illinois students might have s| ead said. RICK THOMVSOWstuff photographer among patrons of a crowded, smoky bar near campus. Most African countries with large Muslim populations join Two of the bar's 22 employees were found to be earners of] the Organization of Islamic Countries, which in turn supports John Hunwick, professor at Northwestern University, the same bacterial strain that killed the students, who had organizations for art, science, research and development, and talks about Islam In Africa Monday night In Miler Hall. patronized the tavern in the weeks before their deaths. Fi v e of six solidarity, according to Hunwick. Junior Chris Janak, political science major, said the lecture other students who became ill with the blood infection but The OIC and other programs, Hunwick said, "have poured in helped him understand "the importance of traditional Islamic law survived had visited the same bar. considerable resources . .•. for Arabic and Islamic education . . . in relation to Christian and secular laws in the West African University of Illinois epidemiologist Peter Imrcy. who [and given] many scholarships for African students to study in nations debating the future of their countries' laws." conducted the study, cautioned the report does not let p any Arab cultures." The learning of Arabic for prayer and study is David Owusu-Ansah, associate professor of history, was recommendations about how to avoid the bug. considered vital to the fundamentalist Muslim. instrumental in bringing Hunwick to JMU and said he felt the "These are just early educated guesses," Imrey said tudy The future will reveal how African countries deal with the full house and rounds of applause for Hunwick were testimony to didn't include information on whether the ill student -timed liberal west and the Islamic east, Hunwick said. the success of the lecture. alcohol.

AAUP addresses disclosure of university foundati > by Suzanne Compton what the foundations are doing. Wessel said, "JMU is interested in and goes out. according to Wessel. bill required the ity faculty reporter Wessel said. this because we are curious about Peterson said, "His [O'Brien's] foundations to dis( los rs' This bill was carried over to the resources and donors — who gives bill is too weak, but you have to take names, it may negative! | the The debate about whether next full session of the General money to the university. We want to it one step at a time. He just wants amount of donations. university foundations should Assembly next January. make sure it is going in the right the foundations to have a public audit According to We uher disclose financial information was Jim Leary, professor of chemistry, place and decisions are being made in Richmond. This audit is of very consideration for the issue of the JMU chapter of American said, "I'm always in favor of the for the good of the university and the little use." university foundation itts is the Association of University Professors' greatest openness of everything. It's good of students." The bill needs to be more situation at George Masi University topic of discussion at Tuesday's [the proposed bill] an outstanding _ -_ explicit and report exactly what and the use of funds by the Noahern meeting in Taylor Hall. first step. Things never change in was spent, Peterson said. Virginia Roundtablc, which is a "A university foundation is one step, but with one step we I'm always in favor of Wessel said a concern that group of business leader*- who look at designed to solicit and receive funds can make a lot of progress. prompts the need for the issues concerning Northern Virginia. for the university," said Terry under the proposed bill, the the greatest openness of university to make financial The roundtablc held its meetings Wessel, AAUP president. "The university foundations would o r J reports is that some donors may at GMU and developed a platform. university foundation is not a direct give "a report of dispersement of pvpyvthino lt\ nn give money to the university The problem arose because the unit of the university." funds to the [university's] Board c^'/*'"'*£• « 3 U(l and create a conflict of members were getting involved in Del. James K. O'Brien (R- of Visitors," O'Brien said, interests. political action, which is not allowed Fairfax), who spoke at the meeting, is would be satisfied with that." outstanding first step. Wessell cited the at a stale university, Wessel said. sponsoring a bill in the General The Board of Visitors would possibility that these donors There no evidence that GMU Assembly asking state university also be responsible for making Jim Leary may expect unspoken contracts University inundation or state funds foundations to disclose information sure the university foundations professor of chemistry that involve trying to influence were used by the roundtable, but concerning donors and other were audited by the public policies and decisions at the GMU is state supported. financial resources. accounting firm in Richmond. For example, the university university. politic n can't take place, The bill requires university Dom Peterson, associate professor foundation will report that a certain Another concern some faculty Wessel said. foundations to report to their of physics, said he supports public amount of money w s 'pent to expressed is the possibility I O'Brien -aid. "1 have questions on respective Board of Visitors. disclosure of university foundations. improve the ui • the names may her the |GMU] Foundation Because state universities receive "Yes, as speaker of the [faculty] deereajie |h" amount of incoming funds were used in the roundtable, state funding, it needs to be clear senate, I fought for this." WHIWWI Oil Wllal Wllli'" l !M> Iff ' ■oWMionT'So; .fell if the but I don't know." ■sam

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Clothesline Project recounts violence against women WEEKLY EVENTS Clothesline Project, a visual exhibit that bears witness to violence against women, will be Thursday French officials seal home of displayed in part in the Warren Hall Post Office woman living with 1,000 rats area, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., today and April 4. • Clothesline Project, Warren Hall Post Office, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Shirts will be presented by survivors or friends • EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404, 5-6:30 p.m. TOULOUSE, France — This time, the rats were chasing the cats. of women who have experienced violence. Shirts • Baptist Student Union Fellowship, BSU House, 5:30 p.m. and supplies are available in the First Year Police raided the home of an elderly woman in • Baptist Student Union Thursday Night Fever, BSU House, 5:30-7 p.m. this southern city Tuesday and discovered she Investigations Resource Center, Huffman Hall, • Fellowship dinner at the Wesley Foundation, JMU Methodists, 6 p.m., and the was living with 1,000 rats who amused rm. A-100, in the Women's Resource Center, New Life Singers Rehearsal, Wesley Foundation, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Call 434-3490. themselves by harassing her cats. Logan Hall basement and at all displays. • International Affairs Association meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 302,7 p.m. The project will be displayed in full in Phillips Officers had difficulty entering the home of the • Asian-American Association meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404,7 p.m. unidentified woman because it was crawling with Center Ballroom, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., April II. • "Double Happiness," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and rats, which the woman fed with 33 pounds of Humanist award recipients 9:30 p.m., $1.50. grain daily. present research findings • Campus Crusade for Christ, "Prime Time," Miller Hall, rm. 101,8 p.m. Police said the old woman slept on the floor, • "Fiber Collage," Duke Hall, rm. A-100, 8 p.m. surrounded by cats who were harassed and bitten Recipients of the 1995 Edna T. Shaeffer by the rats. Humanist Award will give a panel presentation Muslim Coalition meeting, Warren Hall Allegheny Room, 8-9:30 p.m. They said the woman had managed to on their research findings today in Taylor Hall, domesticate the rats and had apparently not been rm. 404,4 p.m. The 1996 award winners also will Friday bitten by them. Nevertheless, the rat lover was be announced. • Catholic Campus Ministry rosary, CCM house, 8:15 a.m. hospitalized, and her home was sealed by health The Shaeffer Award is given annually to • Open House sponsored by Registration and Card Services, Warren Hall, rm. authorities. faculty members for specific scholarly research 504, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. projects conducted during the summer. Recipient John J. Butt, associate professor of • Nursing home visit sponsored by Baptist Student Union, meet at BSU House, history, will present his findings on "From 4 p.m. Agriculture to Botany: The Foundation of a • Baptist Student Union Bible study, BSU House, 7 p.m. Science in Seventeenth-Century England." • "Braveheart," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. Recipient Laurie L. Kutchins, assistant professor $1.50. Sen. Robb opposes bill placing of English, will speak on her research topic, • Cartoon Lock-In, Natural Highs, McGraw-Long Hall, TV Lounge, 10 p.m- "Weather Stories." Saturday morning. boundaries on national parks Project Vote Smart offers U.S. Sen. Charles Robb (D-Va.) is critical of a Saturday House bill that would limit the size of both scholarships to JMU students • Tri-State Jazz Festival, Music building, all day, free. Richmond National Battlefield Park and Shenandoah National Park. Project Vote Smart recently announced that • Catholic Campus Ministry house cleaning, CCM house, 11 a.m. a generous grant from the Hearst Foundation is In written testimony to a Senate subcommittee making scholarships available to JMU students • Catholic Campus Ministry mass, CCM house, 6 p.m. Thursday, Robb said freezing the parks' who work on the Voter's Self-Defense System • "Braveheart," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 10 p.m., boundaries to lands now owned by the federal this spring, summer or fall. $1.50. government is a quick fix when a "reasoned Students interested in learning more may process" is needed to draw appropriate contact Ann Yoders at (541) 737-3760 or Sunday boundaries. through e-mail at [email protected]. • Catholic Campus Ministry mass, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. Robb's backing is needed if the bill, drafted by Virginia Rep. Thomas J. Bliley Jr. (R-7th), is to • JMU Chorale, First Presbyterian Church, 3 p.m., free. Send Newsfile or Weekly Events Information proceed out of the subcommittee. The House tojfltffln* • Presbyterian Campus Ministry sponsors "Sunday Celebration" worship service, voted 377-31 in September for the bill. to Asst. News Editor, PCM Center, 5-6:30 p.m. The National Park Service and the National The Breeze, Anthony-Seeger Hall, • Faculty tuba recital. Anthony-Seeger Auditorium, 6 p.m., free. Parks and Conservation Association, a non-profit drop It off at The Breeze office • 'The Story of Qiu Ju," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7:30 p.m., or fax It to 568-6736. conservation group, opposed the boundary Information Is run on a space-available basis. free. provisions. » "Photographic Wall Tiles." Duke Hall, rm. A-100. Hp.m —AP/Newsfindcr news service 10 Thursday, March 28, 1996 THE BREEZE

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THE BREEZE Thursday, March 28, 1996 11 Police Log _ Protest continued from page 3 continued from page 5 Godwin Service Drive between 11 p.m. March 22 possession of alcohol in Hillside Hall at 4:05 a.m. "We are a restraining influence ... if they Disturbance/Altercation and 1:26 a.m. March 23. March 24. didn't [complete the course], they would be • Two groups of combatants reportedly were worse," he said. "We teach that violence is involved in a fight upon arrival of an officer at the Grand Larceny Fire Alarm/Destruction of Public counterproductive — that's the bottom line." Alpha Phi sorority house at 1:48 a.m. March 23. • Unidentified individuals allegedly broke out the Property Fugelsang and others plan to continue their One group reportedly consisted of a student and sunroof of a Honda Civic and stole Jensen speakers, • Unidentified individuals allegedly tampered with efforts to pressure legislators to close the school three non-students, and the other reportedly outdoor gear, and sports equipment and attire in Z- and damaged a smoke detector, activating a fire by writing letters to congressmen and consisted of two students. None of the individuals lot between 2 p.m. March 23 and 2:45 p.m. March alarm in Hillside Hall at 3:20 a.m. March 24. prompting others to take action on the issue. reportedly showed visible signs of injury. Due to 24. "What I'm really aiming for is having people counter claims, officers reportedly advised all Damage to the sunroof is estimated at $350. Fire Alarm educated on what's going on, especially U.S. combatants of their rights to charge in a mutual Stolen items are valued at $870. • Three residents were charged judicially with policies they might not agree with," Fugelsang assault situation. failure to evacuate during a false fire alarm in said. "We're such a small force up against a Petty Larceny Frederikson Hall at 1:09 a.m. March 24. huge giant that is the U.S. government. Destruction of Public Property/ • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole a D-term Hall staff reportedly will follow up on the incident "I have a tremendous amount of hope" for Arson telephone from Zane Showker Hall between 8 a.m. and related alcohol violation charges. the cause, he said. "If I get the word out and • Unidentified individuals allegedly set fire to and 2:20 p.m. March 22. • Six residents were charged judicially with failure people are angered, something good will come several plastic trash bags on a plastic toilet seat, • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole a fire to evacuate during a false fire alarm in Chappelear out of it." melting the toilet seat in Eagle Hall at 5:42 a.m. extinguisher, valued at $75, from the Sigma Nu Hall at 1:55 a.m. March 24. Pagoda said she plans to write letters to March 23. fraternity house between 6 p.m. March 22 and 4:30 • Unidentified individuals allegedly threw water on Congress. "I think letters can help a lot." Damage is estimated at $20. a.m. March 23. a smoke detector, which activated a fire alarm in • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole two Huffman Hall at 2:36 a.m. March 24. Destruction of Public Property cassette tapes from a Jeep in Z-lot between 1:30 • A fire alarm was activated by a smoke Women continued from page 5 • Unidentified individuals allegedly damaged the p.m. March 23 and 1:45 p.m. March 24. bomb/fireworks on the second floor of Bell Hall pull station cover of a fire alarm on the sixth floor of The rear hatch of the Jeep reportedly was March 25. long conference. A 20-year-old Serbian woman, Eagle Hall at 2:44 a.m. March 23. unsecured. The vehicle reportedly was not damaged. The system was reset. who now cares for many orphaned children, shared her ordeals during the civil war in Serbia Destruction of Private Property Underaged Possession Number of drunk in public charges since Jan. 11:30 More optimistically, a group of women from • Unidentified individuals allegedly broke two • Student James G. Hamrick Jr., 19, of Alexandria, Number of parking tickets issued between March 19 Rwanda brought the story of surviving the outside mirrors on an employee's vehicle parked on was arrested and charged with underaged and March 25:878 famine there and their current efforts to rebuild their lives and country, Goodman said. Many things about the conference have Vandalism encouraged Goodman to extend her activist continued from page 3 efforts and speak about the week she spent in The hall staff and campus police are attempting to foster a feeling of China.. "We each came with our own courage, who is responsible, it ups the housing fee, and everyone is punished." trust with residents, and do not wish to become adversaries, he said. and we left sharing the courage of 35,000 According to Alan McNutt. director of public safety, it is the "There needs to be an overall measure of trust between the hall staff women from all over the world," she said. responsibility of the residence hall and campus police to deal with the with residents, residents with hall staff and residents with campus police Esther Stenson, professor of education, who incidents of vandalism. in order to do away with the mind-set and attitude that this is just a attended the conference in Beijing, said due to One of the most effective ways to reduce the vandalism of Eagle is game," MacNutt said. the circumstances of women living in China it for the residents themselves to confront those students causing the Thurman said, "We stress that the [Resident Advisers] talk to people was appropriate to hold it there. destruction. and say they [residents] need to lake responsibility and pride in their Honors Program Director Joanne Gabbin The hall staff, residence life office, campus police and, most building." said, 'The audience got a very thorough feel for importantly, the residents themselves have to say, 'enough already,' and Eagle Hall resident Jason Caldwell said, "They're [Resident what the conference was about, and Goodman's say to the people who are exhibiting the behavior that it's Advisers] doing what they can. but things happen at random times, so positivism and intelligence were the most unacceptable," he said. people can't get caught because they do it and they're gone." intluential part of the lecture." 3 iW® Semester m Honbon Summer g>e£#itms 1996 Jfall Semester 1996 Faculty Member in Residence - Dr. Adrian Clark, Dept. of Political Science.

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ACTG 241 - Principles of Financial Accounting: An Faculty Member in Residence - Dr. John International Perspective. Butt, Dept. of History HIST 392L - The Transformation of England: 1760-1914. ILS 290L - London in Cultural Perspective. HIST 383 - Early England (with special **MUS 200L - Music in General Culture. emphasis on beer, bells, and buildings: the **THEA 449/ENG 232 - The London Theatre. Independent Studies possible history of English towns from 1100 to 1700) **pending enrollment Applications due: Dec. 1 for early action, Feb. 1 for Applications due: Nov. 1 for early action, Feb. 1 regular admission. for regular admission. For an application stop by Paul Street House, call us at X6429, or e-mail INTL_ED. Thursday, March 28, 1996 THE BREEZE m ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Ill ■ Iffi 111 ■ Attention Riding the Wave Student Organizations The time to schedule meeting rooms, vans, buses, sales space, classrooms, of the Future and much more for FALL SEMESTER 1996 JMU is almost here!

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Library. THE BREEZE Thursday, March 28, 1996 13 continued from page 5 be exhausted" before a group comes to SGA has been ignored by SGA this year, Rose said. "We've forgotten about that in the past years." * !M Several changes were made to the proposed sections, most dealing with outdated wording, like changing "Student Activities Office" to "Madison Leadership Center." Sen. April Roberts, sophomore class m president, proposed a section be added requiring groups that receive funding to M'LM H'LH complete a "recap sheet'' explaining how the funding was used and how it benefited the group. Roberts' section was added to the proposal, and SGA voted to amend the constitution to mi= include all of the proposed sections. Rose said. "This will enforce consistency. RICK THOMPSONIstaff photographer It's in the constitution, so if you knowingly go Commuter Laurie Santoro makes a point against the constitution, you can be at Tuesday night's SGA meeting. impeached." ,-'/}

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A who-raised-you dart-to the two women at the Godwin bus stop for refusing to help me push-start my motorcycle. Sent in by a stranded motorcyclist who knows a thing or two about Virginia courtesy. Pat..,

A thanks-for-the-help pat to the man who wrestled the vending machine in Burruss Hall until it let go of my food. JMU demonstrates only apathy Sent in by a student who wouldn 1 have made it to dinner without the kindness of a stranger. Gne primary purpose of education is to prepare 8. includes eliminating tenure, looking at "how youths to be responsible participants in the affirmative action at JMU is used" and ridding JMU*s community. But how many JMU students curriculum of any "possible liberal bias." Here is a man ^^ responsibly participate in the campus community? who supports everything a liberal arts education docs )[|flyt... The majority of JMU students respond apathetically not. Who is actively protesting his appointment? to the actions of the administration, SGA, and state and In January 1995, students organized to rally against local governments. Are students so content with JMU's the potential elimination of physics. The group was A holier-than-thou dart to the Cleveland Hall better qualities that they are willing to overlook successful. But still, the number of students who acted residents who yelled an obscenity to my roommate academic Haws, like the fact that we have excellent was a miniscule percentage of the total JMU when she accidentally let a door slam by their room. professors on only short-term contracts population. Many people do not We were stunned that they were so blatantly rude and have graduate students teaching a Demonstrations are support UPB'S spending of $15,00010 bring G. Gordon Liddy to campus, over such a petty issue. our classes? Sent in by two people who wish we could all get Students at the University of the a basic part of our but only a few of the many District of Columbia rallied March 18, complainers have acted to get the blockading Connecticut Avenue near democratic way of decision rescinded. campus for 14 hours when university ,.r , „„„„«, Many students love JMU, butDU, -^ - officials "quietly told student leader's life CUUI CIVC lU'CCSSai) protesting is an essent.al wa> to let JJflJ... that.1. _. iimpending J:_™ U..J„«.budget „...-cuts mmight;„i,t ... . administrators know we care. When close the school temporarily," to let diverse points calmer avenues of protest such as according to Saturday's Washington of view be known. signing a petition are rejected, many A heart-thumping pat to the Bluestone residents Post. Of course, it is natural for JMU students give up. It is the who volunteered and donated at the Bluestone Blood students to protest such a dramatic responsibility of the students and War. Congratulations to Logan Hall, which is in first faculty to demonstrate and make the administration measure as the closing of a university, but the idea ot place so far. Ashby and Converse are hot on its closing the university did not develop overnight. listen. If students do not respond to the misguided decisions made by the administration and other campus heels! According to the Post, tension has been escalating Sent in by a very grateful coordinator of the event. for five years, during which city funding has been groups, these groups will continue to make poor reduced by nearly half, faculty and staff have been laid choices. Demonstrations are a basic part of our off and administrations have changed. Where were democratic way of life and are necessary to let diverse student protesters when this was going on? points of view be known. Seven years ago, 3,000 Howard University students Only a minority of students voted for new Dart... occupiedOCCUplCd theinC school'sSCIIUUI S administrationJUIIIIIIISlLliniM buildingIUINUIUL toI\J protestpiuu.n uvj/uiiun..,SGA/Honor Council^.„„..-.. positions, jyesterday, ,, but everyone- —, the appointment of Republican political operative Lee on campus will complain about SGA inactivity next A why-tire-you-punishing-us dart to D-hall, which Atwater to the Board of Trustees, according to the Post. year. Who is going to do somethingabout it? hasn't been serving fish on Friday during Lent. Do Along the same lines, many JMU students and — — you want all of us Catholics to go to hell? faculty have expressed concern about the appointment The house editorial reflects the opinion of the editorial of Charles Cunningham to JMU's Board of Visitors, board which consists of the editor, managing editor and Sent in by a person who would much rather spend Cunningham's "agenda," according to The Breeze, Feb. the opinion editors. the afterlife in more accommodating conditions.

Editorial Policy Alison Boyce . . . editor Cyndy Liedtke . . . managing editor Sherri Eisenberg . . . opinion editor Laura Wade . . . asst. opinion editor Pat... Letters to the editor should be no more than 500 words, columns should he no more than 800 words, and both will be published on a space available basis. They must be delivered to T/w Bred* by noon Tuesday oc 5 p.m. Friday. A pat to the housekeepers on Greek Row for The Breew reserves the tight to edit tor clarity and space. cleaning up and raking leaves around the buildings. The opinions in this section do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the newsp iper, Sent in by the extremely appreciative landscaping this sl iff, "r lames Madison University. BreezeI AMES MA II IS ON UNIVERSITY department. i ■ THE BREEZE Thursday, March 28, 1996 15

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR r Tenure doesn't guarantee job for life; to publish in their discipline. If they fail to do this, they will lose ears Ago the respect of their colleagues and will find it difficult to get allows faculty to check and balance promotions and/or pay raises. ( To the Editor: Most of the work done by faculty is not only reviewed by by %arcn Bogan peers at their institution, but peers at other institutions of higher In recent times, the concept of tenure has come under attack education also. If tenure is eliminated, faculty will probably only by administrators and the public. Often it is said that tenure Years Ago is a column that highlights excerpts of old be reviewed by administrators because they will be determining Breezes. guarantees a job for life. This, of course, is clearly not true. A whether or not to terminate a faculty member. This will mean discipline can be eliminated at any moment and all the tenured more administrators. (acuity are out of a job. If a tenured faculty member is not Oct. 12,1935 In general, administrators make more money than faculty Boarding the unlimited train at 9 o'clock this morning, performing his or her job satisfactorily, he or she can be members and do not have the expertise the faculty members have terminated. about 250 students and faculty members left for the 18th as a whole. annual hike up Massanutten Peak. Someone is reported to have • said this trip will end about Oct. 22, by which time every Dr. James S. Sochackl blister will have been exhibited and every incident retold for professor of mathematics the tenth and, with luck, the last time. Be that as it may, the train that daily toots its way around campus carried the hikers almost to the foot of the peak. Violence continues to confront us; ******** conflict should be resolved peacefully That all members of varsity squads shall maintain an average grade of C on all college work was the addition to a To the Editor: by-law of the Constitution of the Athletic Association adopted It was three days before Christmas in 1954. I found myself at a meeting of the Athletic Council last Monday evening. This asking for directions on how to get to the Munich, Germany, flea amendment will have to be approved by the students at their market. I wore the uniform of a U.S. Navy petty officer whose Tenure allows the faculty to help check and balance the next student body meeting, and then will take immediate ship was anchored in Genoa, Italy. In my limited knowledge of effect. administration and to ensure academic freedom and integrity. German, I understood I was to take a short-cut through a grave Tenure only guarantees that a faculty member cannot be yard by the church on my left. Oct. 19,1935 terminated without a just cause. This allows faculty members to As I approached the cemetery, I heard a loud wailing. discuss ideas freely and to speak out against injustices when Will history repeat itself? Will the tragedy of 1914-18 Turning a corner. I saw an elderly woman dressing a gravesite appear again to blot the pages of world history and to send necessary. with traditional Christmas red and green decorations. She wept Tenure also promotes the loyalty of the faculty toward the civilization to a new low ebb? Today everyone is looking openly, unaware of my presence, and I silently watched until the toward Ethiopia, to the wars of conquest that is being waged in mission of the university and to the serving of the students and woman left the area. Cautiously, I approached the gravestone. the public rather than just the administration. Tenure also helps the name of colonial expansion and civilization. The war itself There was a snapshot affixed on the stone of a blond teenager was not a surprise. People had been expecting it for months, to ensure that programs are rigorous and. when necessary, state about 18-years-old, wearing the Nazi Army uniform from the of the art. History has shown that without checks and balances wailing with dread for the tropical rains to cease; they waited, World War II era. sensing that a menacing net that they were powerless to break (like tenure), dictatorships evolve. I wondered how he died. Was he killed by American or If tenure is eliminated, the best faculty will stay in academia was spreading over the modern world. They watched, but when allied forces? During this sacred season of Christmas. I felt God the net tightened in Ethiopia, it was a shock.... only if they are compensated financially. Faculty, in general, can was speaking to me to work and to devote my life for the cause receive much higher salaries by going into the job market. What if the net should reach to other parts of the world, of peace and nonviolence. gradually drawing nations into the fiercest general conflict If professors know an administrator can eliminate them at That was more than 40 years ago. but war and violence any time for any reason, they will want to receive the same history has ever known?... Some believe the results of the hot around the world continues to confront us. I ask my friends to war are too conspicuous today to allow another conflict this salary they can get in the job market. Of course, this cost will join in with me in prayer that there will be no more violence have to be paid by the taxpayers. Also, the termination of faculty soon. Others place.their confidence in the deep roots of various against persons. I hope that physical and verbal abuse based on peace movements of the last two decades to keep down war... at any time for no apparent reason will cause more lawsuits. race, creed, gender or sexual orientation will end and that rape, Lawsuits will cost the university more and again taxpayers will spouse abuse, incest and violence against children, cease to exist. ******** have to pay these costs. The time has come to speak out against the use and As the word "culture" has appeared sporadically in the I believe most people would be hard pressed to find a glorification of violence in our media and culture. columns of contemporary college publications without rousing profession in which the employees are judged and evaluated as I ask the mayor and Council of Harrisonburg to declare our mentionable discussion on the part of the student body, we are thoroughly as faculty are in academia. The tenure process is a city a violence free zone; that conflict would be resolved through disposed to question the average student's conception of it. difficult one. Professors must show successful work in their field peaceful mediation. Let's take a stand against violence in our Much maligned, "Culture" has been erroneously interpreted as for several years. hometown and everywhere in the world. analogous to long hair, foppish dress and an abnormal passion After receiving tenure, faculty members must still do for Bach Fugues and Picasso's abstractions. outstanding work to keep abreast with the progress in their Sean R. FltzGerald This is unfortunate, as it gives rise to a prejudice which discipline, to understand and teach the new ideas and to be able Harrisonburg resident foregoes a great deal that is worthwhile and hinders an intelligent comprehension of the purpose of a "liberal education." ******** artoon If in 1879, a rabbit hadn't run into a hole, and if. in 1919, c two men on a motor trip hadn't stopped for lunch, the famous Endless Caverns of Virginia, which today attract an average of 100,000 visitors annually, many of them students, perhaps O would still be unknown.... . They were owned and developed jointly by the late Col. E.T. Brown and his son. Major E.M. Brown. Since Col. Brown's death in March '33. Major Brown has been president r and general director of the work... Nov. 2,1935 "It is one thing to talk about dictatorship and censorship n and propaganda in generalizations and statistics and quite another to live and breathe these things 24 hours a day with no chance for respite," said O.W. Riegel in the opening feature address of the V.I.P.A. [Virginia Intercollegiate Press Association] convention yesterday afternoon. Professor Riegel, who is head of the Lee School of Journalism of Washington & Lee University, has been in actual contact with foreign correspondents and has gained a very real R and vivid picture of Europe as it is. Continuing his discussion of the menace in European news, he said, "It is one thing to read that two thirds or seven eighths of Europe enjoys no press freedom and quite another to be one of those millions to feel the impact of dictatorship in action..."

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'\n ' . I ?.\U 'VI iill •. I' THE BREEZE Thursday, March 28, 1996 17 Campus dining: tastes great or less appealing? eat with your friends. Just try taking a large Regardless of where one cats on campus, group to D-hall during the lunch or dinner the food is going to be second rate. I rush. Don't expect to sit at the same table with don't care where you eat. the food is all of them, let alone in the same room. going to resemble toxic waste, taste worse and Mass. Sometimes the pressure technique works still be worse for you than a good home- when trying to acquire a table for a large cooked meal. Appeal group. The question of whether to cat at Dukes or The execution: The entire group of say, 10, D-hall is essentially moot, the end result is the — Jeff Ward stands around a large table where a same wherever you go. No matter where you considerably smaller group, like three people, It isn't often you can walk into a place and eat. you come away dissatisfied and longing have seated themselves and talks about what for a home-cooked meal. I have been told that, also contend that D-hall is not the best option feel the diversity beckoning you. There they will do if they see one more waste of aren't many places that can attract wide comparatively, the food at JMU is quite good, on campus either. large group space. supposedly some of the best in the country. I The argument could be made that at D-hall. audiences of different tastes and palates. D- You may notice how quickly the three hall. however, is one of those places. do not know who else is in this elite peer one can eat all the food that he or she wants on people decide they are full. Voila. Your group group, but if JMU is the best, than the other Think of a day when you've visited D-hall one punch. Why would anyone want to eat has a table. While I am not an advocate of members must be prisons, military cafeterias and seen the stacks of awaiting plates and the piles of garbage? Who cares if. you can eat all implied violence, my stomach may sometimes and greasy spoon diners, especially those in rows of unconsumed food. Think of your the food you want when none of it is get the better of me in such a situation. New Jersey. stomach and how with every step closer to appetizing? Along with its advantages, D-hall can also So, I have come to attack the easiest target The aesthetic quality of D-hall also leaves your carefully saved seat, it yearned more and be associated with convenience. Napkins are in more for the food on your plate. on campus: D-hall. How easy a target is D- something to be desired. The main problem I baskets at every table. The cereal containers hall? In military terms, D-hall would be the OK. this may be a little on the dramatic have with the atmosphere (or lack of it) at D- are usually full day AND night. And last, but equivalent of a stranded barge left to drift in hall is the low lighting. side, but you have to admit. D-hall is a great not least, students are never far from a drink place to eat at JMU. the middle of the Pacific. Some may say that this is done for machine — and by the way, free refills. The food at Dukes is the JMU version of First we must consider the cost of eating a ambiance, but I contend that it is done so that Now that the finest of meal at D-hall. One punch. No dining dollars one cannot see what culinary perils lie before we have French have to be spent, no FLEX has to be wasted, him or her. looked at I) cuisine, if no real money has to change hands. Just one Secondly, the music selection at D-hall is hall's such a thing punch-Of course, if you don't have a meal problematic. The constant droning of easy- populari.ty. its exists. At plan or have friends or family visiting, these listening music only compounds the problems diversity and Dukes. I feel with the food. How can one be expected to avenues may have to be explored, but normally economy, let's they are nonexistent at D-hall. much more enjoy a sub-par meal while listening to Barry look at its comfortable Think of what one little punch will get you. Manilow sing about how he writes the songs? theme nights eating the In my opinion, Peabo Bryson and Michael You can basically satisfy any craving you may and special have. food. This is Bolton do not make for good dinner listening. I offers. Casino because I can There is always a healthy supply of pasta feel like I am eating dinner at a dentist's office. night, enough actually see and tomato sauces for the Italian in you. There Idle thought: why is it called easy-listening said. Banana the food music when it's so hard to listen to? is always a variety of vegetables, sometimes split bar, bingo being made Dukes offers a jukebox for its musical fare, even corn-on-the-cob. Chicken is plentiful and night and before my not always disguised by breading techniques. and though the occasional "Ice. Ice, Baby" Mardi Gras eyes. Dukes And. of course, we can't forget the salad bars echoes through the establishment, the night should pulls no selections from Dave Matthews and Pearl Jam located in most dining rooms for our happen more often. Thanksgiving and punches, and while the food may not be the convenience. more than compensate. The lighting is also Christmas dinner, at their respective times of best, at least I know what I am getting into, such that the patrons can see their hands in Now you may be saying, "I can get all of the year, offer happy holidays. Does anywhere unlike at D-hall where the chefs are kept under those things at Dukes." But, can you get them front of their faces. At D-hall. one could have a else on campus offer these themes or even care wraps and told never to divulge their secrets, conversation with an empty chair and not even without going over your allotted $3.50? If you about monotony? NO. probably to avoid the government. At D-hall. know it. feel like some pasta and some chicken, can you Consider location for just a moment. Mrs. the food is brought from the mysterious inner To compensate for its lack of entertainment, have some of each at Dukes without going Green's is just a little too far from Cleveland chambers of the establishment and the meals D-hall has invented theme nights. Here, we over your punch? No, you cannot. Hall. Lakeside is a good 10 minute walk from are shrouded in secrecy. find D-hall trying to achieve a carnival-like Not to mention the special bonuses D-hall Wine-Price, and Dukes could be a little closer Although the food may be greasy and salty, atmosphere in order to cover for their lack of to Eagle, but D-hall is in the middle of I would much rather take my chances on a originality in cuisine. Spaghetti is much easier everything. Village people, Bluestone folks fried lard sandwich at Dukes than on the green to package for the 480th night in a row it it is and even Hillside dwellers don't mind walking slop they pass off as "manager's casserole" at "Cajun spaghetti" in accordance with a Mardi to D-hall. D-hall. Gras theme. Now we cannot forget to touch on the Dukes is also far more convenient than D- I find the casino night theme particularly entertainment aspect of D-hall. While there hall. For a person like myself, who doesn't appropriate because eating at D-hall is little isn't a jukebox armed with alternative hits and normally eat breakfast and generally eats more than a gamble. top 40, there is the art of "people watching." dinner late at night, Dukes is more in line with Overall, there is really no comparison There are so many people to observe in the my schedule. between Dukes and D-hall. The food is better, lines and at other tables that students barely It is the only place that I can go at 10 p.m. the atmosphere is better. I cannot see how have time to eat. and get a decent meal on punch. Also. I have anyone would ever choose to eat at D-hall Even if that sounds like a stretch, it's got to (he option of eating at Dukes or at anywhere when they could eat at Dukes. be better than listening to old-school Michael else I choose, be it my room or on the Quad. MELISSA PALLADINOAmr. photo editor Jackson, even though sometimes it's a nice At D-hall, the penalty would seem to be death Students enjoy social time with their regress. for anyone who dares try to smuggle food from I saved the best aspect of D-hall for last — friends while eating at D-hall. the dining hall. Sitting in D-hall, I often gaze dessert. Where else do you have the variety of out the window and wish I could at least take offers that other campus eateries aren't cakes, croissants, brownies, cookies, donuts the food outside where 1 could be distracted equipped to handle. Where else can you create and ice cream all under one roof? from the fact that I am eating swill. your own stir-fry? I'm not going to go so far as to say I've Perhaps D-hall has a wider selection of Where else can you pile nachos with personally tried all of these desserts, but if I food, but for all its variety, I often fail to find toppings until your heart is content? Where ever get the urge, at least I know they are anything that appeals to me. Dukes, however, else can you get some Coke, then get some there. I am a frequent visitor of the ice cream always has something I would like to eat. Nestea, then get some coffee? Again, I must freezers though, and it's nice to know there's a While the problem at D-hall is finding say D-hall. Crunch bar waiting after those especially something I have deemed safe, the problem at And when you're in an especially ravenous rough days. Dukes is deciding what I want. ROGER WOlXEmERGIphoto editor mood, where else can you Till your plate over Did you say Mickey Mouse bars? Yes, they This is most likely due to the fact that 1 and over again, or simply fill three plates at have those, too. There may not be any prefer to eat salty and greasy foods. These are Freshmen Leslie Farthing and once to satisfy your appetite? I know of no chocolate mint, or chocolate chip cookie the foods that I find most appealing, regardless Matthew Sowada enjoy the weather other place where the buffet atmosphere is as dough, but Mickey makes up for their loss. of the doubtless damage they do to my body. I while eating outside Dukes. easy-going or inviting. D-hall can set the pigs You may be thinking, "Gee, this sure does will readily ignore the fact that doctors in all of us free. seem like one great big advertisement for D- recently found a trace of blood in my Realistically, as I have stated, the whole It is evident to anyone who frequents D-hall hall." Well, it isn't. This is just my stomach cholesterol stream, but I will never give up argument is a moot one. In all. the food is the that it is a popular place. The lunch rush at D- overcoming my complaints. There are many eating cheeseburgers, pork rinds or any other same wherever you eat on campus. It all comes hall will force any hungry person to wait in a more pluses than minuses for D-hall where my fatty food. I am an addict. from the same place, the only difference is long line until the initial masses of people appetite is concerned. I realize the food at Dukes may not be the how it is prepared. disperse to various dining rooms. best. I agree that the food is greasy, salty and Also, if seats aren't saved obviously and Laura Wade is the assistant opinion editor not as healthy as some of the other options on Jeff Ward is a freshman political science deliberately, you may not even have room to and a freshman mass communication major. campus, like Mrs. Green's. However. I will and mass communication major. 18 Thursday, March 28, 1996 THE BREEZE

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^ Catching a glimpse of life Rather than spending a spring afternoon studying, some students head to an area farm for some fresh air and horsin around.

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When JMU students visit history Professor Henry Myers* farm, he puts them to work. They break out the pitchforks and wheelbarrows to clean stalls and feed the cows, sheep, peacocks and horses that live on the farm. Students help out in exchange for free horseback riding. "It's kind of a symbiotic relationship," Myers said. "The students get their thing, and I get labor." The small 70-acrc horse farm, called Elk Run Stables, lies 20 miles south of Harrisonburg. Students set up an appointment with Marcy Smith, a former JMU student who manages the farm and instructs students in horseback riding. At the beginning of each semester. Smith puts an ad in The Breeze, and usually about a dozen students reply. They put Tn a few hours of work for her, and she gives them a short lesson in horseback riding. Myers started this exchange in 1977, when he first purchased the farm. "I had some people express an interest in it back in 1977. For 10 years we never advertised. People knew I had horses and liked horses and wanted to come down." He said some students became accomplished riders. "In the early years, I taught them. Now it's Marcy." Smith said, "I get a lot of beginners who think they want to ride bat have never had the opportunity. I've had some JMU students who rode with me for a year or two," she said. "They got to the point where they could ride really fine, and 1 took them to fox hunts." One student who earned the opportunity to accompany Smith to events is junior Diane Strebel, who has been riding for 11 years. In October 1995, Strebel saw Smith's ad. "It said she was looking for people to come work at the farm and to ride. I went out there and liked it, and so now I go all the time," Strebel said. Strebel goes to the farm about twice a wee* to-clean and brush some of the 30 horses. "F ride a lot of the young ones because they're really inexperienced, and I try to give them a (top left) Two /good workout." Through riding the young horses, she tries to horses feed train them to learn commands and to prepare them for shows. Saturday afternoon This spring she's been to two horse shows. But she said she outside the bam at likes going to the farm not just for the horses, but because "it's Elk Run Stables, nice to get away from school and homework and from people." (above) Sheep Myers said, "[The exchange) works out well for both of us. stake out their Horseback riding is fairly expensive if you pay for it." This territory as the arrangement gives students the opportunity to work a little and photographer tries enjoy all aspects of Myers' farm. to capture the Tasks students perform for the lessons vary from season to moment, (right) season. In May, bringing in the hay will be the main task. Junior Wendy Flooding also causes a need for fence repair, and ongoing tasks Kahler helps feed a include feeding the animals and cleaning the stalls. According to Myers, September and October are good few of the animals months for students to come to the farm because of little at history Professor school work and nice weather. Henry Myers' farm But the farm is more than a student exchange. "It is a in exchange for a business. I do view myself as a serious part-time farmer," he horseback riding said. "I do a fair amount pf farm work," Myers said. He sells lesson. steers and raises about 20 sheep for wool. "The cattle part has gotten so big. I do that in partnership." His partner has 450 acres in Swoope, 10 miles south of the farm, lot, you put a lot of blood, sweat and tears in it," she said. It's come to the farm] is it's like a really relaxing getaway," she and takes care of the main herd, while Myers now cares for hard to put so much time into training, so Smith is leaning said. 'They can get away from school. They can get away from about 30 first-time pregnant heifers in case problems arise. toward competing more in jumping events. social life. They can get away from partying. It's in the middle "Our staple is training horses for cross-country events and The events usually take place on weekends, so during the of nowhere." steeplechasing," he said. week, students can hang out at the farm and relax. Many When Smith worked at the farm while at JMU she said, "It According to Smith, steeplechasing is a two- or three-mile students come from cities, and this gives them the chance to get helped me keep my sanity. It's down to earth." race including jumping. The event demands much physical away and experience nature. Smith said. For Myers, he said it's just a change from grading papers and endurance from the horses. "When you work with the horses a "I think the most important thing for JMU students (who going to meetings. 1

(above top) A lamb and its mother get their daily exercise by taking a trip around the grassy land. The 20 sheep are raised for wool as part of Myers' business, (right) Elk Run Stables owner Myers holds a rooster outside the barn. He has lived and worked on the farm since 1977. (above) Myers takes a horse for a ride Saturday afternoon on his 70-acre farm. Currently, 30 horses live on Myers' farm. Some of the other animals include peacocks, ducks, chickens, dogs and cats.

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| Jacksion Comedy without laughter and others Production, exhibits shortage of energy and humor protest the by Jason Corner the word "years," before she would logically exceptionally talented Waldman, with her distinct style editor know what he was saying and what reply to make. and musical diction, is a pleasure, as always. That's playing the words, not the dialogue. The problem of tone remains. There's very Oscars In Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's It's certainly not all.bad. The mechanicals' little in this production that's particularly fun, or Dream," Duke Theseus and a party of Athenians performance of "Pyramus and Thisbe" at the end funny. Worse, there's too much that's uninspired watch a performance of "Pyramus and Thisbe" is extremely funny. Of course, that part is always or just plain unpleasant. And you shouldn't wake byAP/Newsftoder put on by a host of "mechanicals," rough funny, but the players do some original things up from a "Midsummer Night's Dream" with a news service working-class men. It's outrageously bad, a play with it as well, playing it as '70's camp. The bad taste in your mouth. in which "there is not one word apt, one player mechanicals, in fact, seem to be the only really "A Midsummer Night's Dream" b running at LOS ANGELES — Though fitted." Words that, sadly, describe the production funny thing going on, particularly Peter Quince, Theatre II tonight through March 30 at 8 p.m., demonstrators marched at ABC of "Midsummer" in Theatre II this week. played as a construction worker by sophomore along with a 2 p.m. showing March 31 and stations across the country during the. The play's director, junior Mark Meadows, Steve Wilson. Senior Bill Roundy as Oberon is midnight showings March 30 and 31. Admission Oscars telecast, Jesse Jackson's seems to have allowed for a very strange the only one who really uses the whole stage. The is $3. campaign to protest Hollywood's interpretation. The parts that should be some of treatment of minorities failed to the funniest are not funny at all because the actors ignite much on-camera fervor. play them as something else — I'm not sure what, Few of the black celebrities at but it's definitely not comedy. Monday night's Academy Awards ceremony wore the multicolored ribbons Jackson asked them to wear R i: v 11: w to show support for the protests. Chief among those who didn't The main'plot of "Midsummer," the antics of was host Whoopi Goldberg, who two pairs of rival lovers made even more poked fun at Jackson in her complicated by fairy enchantments, suffers the monologue. most. Lysander, played by freshman Mike "Jesse Jackson asked me to wear a DiSalvo. and Demetrius, played by senior Eric ribbon — I got it," she said. "But I Frenck, vie for the affections of first Hermia, had something I wanted to say to played by freshman Meredith Grindlinger, and Jesse right here, but he's not ihen Helena, played by Nancy Waldman. These watching, so why bother?" scenes are rich with opportunities for slapstick Diarine Houston, the only black chases and comic ribaldry. person among the 166 Oscar Unfortunately, none of these possibilities ever nominees, wore the ribbon but get off the ground. When the rivalries come to a defended the film industry, saying head, the actors don't use the stage, moving only she stood as a tribute to Hollywood's slightly, often in threatening but incomplete changing attitude toward minorities. advances toward each other. But the essence of "I'm wearing the ribbon because I " comedy is enacting pretend violence. Otherwise, am here to affirm change," said the threat of real violence never gets defused and Houston, who failed to win for hangs in the air. The dialogue, hilarious when direction of a best live-action short accompanied by action, comes off as vaguely film. menacing melodrama. "I'm here to affirm the fact that A particularly bitter undercurrent seems to run we're here, things are changing, through this entire performance. Whenever there's things are beautiful, things are good." an opportunity, this production emphasizes Quincy Jones, the black producer friction and hostilities between masters and of the Academy Awards show, also servants — between Titania and her fairy wore the ribbon but was critical, of servants, between Theseus and the Philostrate, Jacksori's tactics. between Puck and Oberon. 'This is not the place to do it," he Well, that's a legitimate interpretation. Still, said. "We've been fighting this battle nobody comes off looking particularly good. The lor 35 years and a lot of people are helping and more and more people Philostrate may well be an oppressed proletariat, KYLE BVSSIseniorphotographer but he's also a sexist boor. Setting up these are understanding that there's room conflicts only intensifies the nasty mood of the (top) Bottom, played by Brent Bussey, attempts to kiss Francis Flute, played by Alex for everybody." performance. Domeyko, through the "wall" of Tom Snout in the 'Pyramus and Thisbe' section of 'A Jackson led about 75 marchers at Directorial vision may not be the cause of this Midsummer Night's Dream' in a dress rehearsal at Theatre II Tuesday night, (bottom) the Hollywood studios of KABC strange, strange production — maybe the actors Oberon, played by Bill Roundy, makes mischief with Puck, played by Katie Hewitt. The civil rights activist called for just can't work up the effort. This production has demonstrations at ABC stations a huge problem with the energy level. Scene because the network broadcast the transitions take entirely too long, leaving empty awards show. pauses. Worse yet, the donkey-headed and dim- 'The message is ... we have two witted Bottom, perhaps the most lovable doofus in talents: We have skilled talent, all of Western literature, is played with an capable of producing, directing, unforgivable lack of luster by junior Brent acting and we have box office'market Bussey, both physically and verbally. I understand strength," Jackson said. Bussey is recovering from back injuries, and lack About 200 people answered of movement can be understood, but he doesn't Jackson's call in Chicago, marching even project his voice very effectively. in bone-chilling temperatures in front It isn't just the energy level that weakens the of ABC-owned WLS. And about 40 performances. In some cases, logic itself seems people protested outside ABC's lacking. Bussey at one point delivers the line "I Detroit affiliate. 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?#ET£K£E#V 'ttwsdy.tltoWWm-W t-S Alum band bikes across the country _wt Bicycle keeps rolling through its cycle of touring and performing by Jim 'Vegas' Terp and as we were going through a small bicycle adventure. The whole idea of biking to From April 22 to May 4, Bicycle will contributing writer_ Pennsylvania town, we had to stop off at a gigs seemed like a pretty wacky idea to me." embark on a mini-lour from New York City to bathroom." Chenault said. "Some people saw After a couple of months of recovery time, Portland. Maine. This lour, sponsored by A little good-natured, sadomasochistic fun that we were in a band, and they asked us to the wackincss continued when Bicycle decided California-based B.O.B. Trailers, will force'the and rock V roll has always made a winning sing an a capella version of the national to embark on an East Coast bike tour. In early band members to haul their own equipment in combination, but with the band Bicycle, this anthem. It was pretty cool." Before the tour October, the band departed from Portland. mini-bicycle trailers. marriage takes on a whole new twist. Bicycle's began, the hand recorded an album of original Maine, with the intention of biking south to Other future plans include the recording of a sound \i a self-described pop-rock gumbo songs called Wheels. Tallahassee, Fla., by mid-November. second lull-length CD over the summer. containing elements of rap, hard rock and jazz. Life on the road gave birth to some new As the band reached the Carolinas, the Bicycle continues the strenuous cycle of Bicycle, which comprises Kurt Noel Liebert songs. Reaching the halfway point of their narrow shoulders along the roadside became a riding and performing. Chenault explained that and 1994 JMU graduates Brian Chenault and cross-country trek. Bicycle stopped at Paisley major hazard. to him. the tour is worth the trouble. I orrcst Kemper, has undertaken a first in the Park Recording Studios in Minnesota, where it In one near-death experience. Liebert fell "We've only been al it for a year and a half 40 plus years of rock V roll by biking to tour recorded these new songs for the five-track from his bike onto the road. The band cut the . . . two weeks of frustration arc more than dates across the United States. compact disc. "Souvenir." Paisley Park is the tour short and drove to their final dale in made up for in one day of pure bliss." During the summer of 1995, the band homebase of operation for the recording artist Atlanta. Despite these difficulties. Bicycle Bicycle will perform al The Office on March embarked on its first tour, a grueling 61-day formerly known as Prince. keeps on rolling. 29. adventure covering 2,892 miles between New "Everyone, my mom. Kurt's wife. Kurt and York City and Seattle. Guitarist Chenault said Forrest saw [the man formerly known as] the tour involved "sleeping late, biking in the Prince," Chenault said, describing the dark and lots of flat tires." experience at Paisley Park. 'That is, all except Since'Bicycle's formation in December me. and I'm the one who owns all the Prince 1994, the band has undergone some major records. " changes, the most important of which occurred Following in the artist formerly known as June 19, 1995, when Liebert suggested a bike ^ Prince's footsteps. Kemper uses an alias as tour to the other members. So when it left New well. Dona Gilliam. associate professor of York, the band had only one definite gig music and media arts and design, recalls having booked, in Princeton, N.J. The band found Kemper in her class, back when he went by his other venues along the way. given name. On its tour. Bicycle sought the aid of "I remember him as a very motivated Chenault's mother, who eased the difficult task student. As a percussionist, he knew exactly of bicycle touring by hauling the band*s what he wanted in the studio. He's a equipment in a pop-up trailer. professional." In addition to moments of tension within the All the band members revealed their group that often accompany touring. Bicycle motivation as they plugged through the also encountered some outside pressure at some remainder of their tour. During the last leg, the of its gigs. band biked through 104-degree heat in At one show early in the tour, the band Wyoming and biked into 40-mile-an-hour head played in a bar where two inebriated patrons winds around Billings, Mont. loudly requested songs by bands such as The last 26 days were hard because we had AC/DC and Lynryd Skynrd. To appease the no rest," Chenault said. audience members and to"get a good laugh." At the College Music Jamboree, an annual Bicycle finished its set by playing all the convention for college radio stations in New AC/DC and Skynrd covers the members knew, York City. WXJM Assistant Program Manager according to Chenault. John Fra/.ier bumped into the band. Another random but more positive "Wc were waiting in line to see a show in experience during the band's summer adventure Central Park, and this guy on a bicycle seeing PHOTO COURTESY OF BICYCLE was singing the national anthem for a Little our badges came up to us," Frazier said. "He League baseball team. started talking to us and recognized JMU and Bicycle, a band comprised of two JMU alumni, rides bicycles across country, playing 'Wc were on the second week of the tour, WXJM. He gave us a tape and told us about his at venues like The Office in downtown Harrisonburg. Former student returns to perform play at Little Grill Ken Gibson, a cook at the Grill, described play writing. He also saw plays by the theatre's opened. "It was a satire critique of the New by Kath Williams then-writer-in-residence Douglas Carter Beane. School." Hicks said. staff writer "Rapid City'' as "pretty surreal, open to interpretation." who would later write the screenplay of "To "Cash Cow" followed in 1994. Hicks' days Former JMU student Sander Hicks has Gibson said he appreciated the play's Wong FooThanks for Everything, Julie in Kinko's helped inspire this play. During this dabbled in almost everything. He is a staging in the Grill setting. Newmar." time in his life, he said he felt as if he was playwright, an actor, a political activist, a "It was pretty dynamic the way they used the Hicks said he discovered theatre at a time going nowhere. musician and a model. space. It was a very three-dimensional play." he when he found media lacked individualism. In contrast to writing about his search for Hicks' fourth play, "Rapid City," was said. "Theatre is not media; it's experience," he said. self-fulfillment. Hicks called the recent "Rapid performed at The Little Grill on March 9. His Owner Ron Copeland said, "People reacted While at JMU, he also played in a band at/ City." "a wild run in the woods." works reflect some of his life's experiences, differently. I thought [the play] was pretty the now-closed Joker'/S, as well at various •It's getting back in touch with my anarchist including those that occurred in his two-year good. The meaning eluded me at times." houses on Old South High Street including roots." he said. • slay at JMU in the early '90s. While Gibson found the play difficult to Corn Rocket. "All of the plays are inspired by my life," Hicks, originally from the Falls Church and follow, he enjoyed its final impact. "It starts to He left JMU at the end of his second year, in Hicks said, admitting some focus is on the Annandale area of Northern Virginia, began say something at the end. There's a disjointed spring 1991. in pursuit of other things. "philosophical, rather than geographical, fl< studying creative writing in high school. He fight between capitalist elements and Hicks moved to New York City and began locations" in his life. "I was a bitter little mother fucker." he said. said he was "still writing angry bitter poems" communists." he said. working at a downtown Kinko's while then as compared to the playwrighting he is "Rapid City" is not excessively didactic or attending the Eugene Lang College of the New "All my life, I was somewhat of an outsider. At the same lime, I was passionate and sensitive. I pursuing now. moralizing, Hicks said, but "allows people to School for Social Research in Greenwich interpret what they themselves get out of it." Village, where he studied under playwright always hated being ganged up on." 'Rapid City" played only one night in Recent projects include Soft Skull Press, a Harrisonburg but ran for two weeks in Hicks intentionally incorporated the theme Suzan Lori-Parks. During his study in New York City, "Perfect publishing company Hicks founded. Soft Skull Louisville, Ky. of death into the play. "Death has always been somewhat evasive," he said. "If you want to Example," an autobiographical account of Press has 16 titles, two of which are Hicks'. Little Grill waiter Jay Zchr described "Rapid Hicks said he has several different options in City" as a play "not set firmly in space and escape, then really live." Hicks' experiences in the speak-outs al JMU, While at JMU, Hicks organized speak-outs was publicly performed. his future. Because he recently had an time. It has religious and political overtones." enjoyable experience speaking to students in The play opens with main character Sealove, on the commons during the Gulf War and Later that year. Hicks suffered near-fatal Louisville, Ky., he is considering teaching. He played by Hicks, at a garage in the Southwest, published the now-defunct newspaper New injuries in a car crash in Green River. Utah, Xaymaca out of the Moon House on East which removed him from the public music spent a week modeling in Milan for where he meets a gifted female mechanic who photographer Stephen Kline and sees can fix his charred motorcycle. He also meets Market Street, then the center of Harrisonburg's scene. This crash led him to realize the leftist and anarchist organizations. potential destructive elements of a musician's possibilities in fashion photography. He plans the mechanic's bobcat who learns to speak, and to lay low in terms of plays now that this tour is at the end of the play, works at a Taco Bell. JMU Experimental Theatre productions lifestyle, and he strayed away from the music- There's also a cop, Coat, who investigates influenced Hicks greatly. One of his most scene. over. In August 1993, Hicks' second play, Copeland described Hicks as "a regular guy Sealove. significant theatre experiences occurred when he saw "American Buffalo" by playwright "Artanimal" opened, which questions the wi* a lot of confidence who's brave enough to "[The*play is] an argument against police m^ NMc plays and produce them.'' general,] ilMilll I I INI II |" 26 Thursday, March 28, 1996 THE BREEZE Do you want to see your name in Police Log twice a week? The Breeze news section is looking for a police reporter* To apply, submit a letter and 3 clips to The Breeze news section by March 29 at 5 p.m.

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. THE BREEZE Thursday, March 28, 1996 27 JMU recreates an old Viennese music tradition Late-night concert meshes students and faculty with classical music and informal atmosphere by Alison Stephen The performers positioned themselves close The music chosen was all from the classical and coffee were sold before and after the contributing writer to the audience and could easily talk about each period. Lauren Allain, one of the student performance. Many audience members took piece. musicians, said the upbeat tone of the selections advantage of this opportunity to snack and Night owls stopping by Taylor Hall, rm. 405, Sophomore music major Mike Dabrowski fit the atmosphere. She described the music as socialize before and after the performance. Monday, could hear the works of Mozart when said, "The chamber music provided a cozy "happy" and "flowing." There was no charge for admission, and faculty and students performed a late-night atmosphere." In the tradition of the Vienna cafd, desserts proceeds from refreshment sales benefited the concert titled "Nightcap with Mozart" from 10 Clarinet Club. p.m. to midnight. Nicholas scheduled the concert on a Monday Leslie Nicholas, music professor, organized night so a group of students from his high the event. school could attend. The Richmond Senior Nicholas based the performance on a concert High School Orchestra, from Richmond, Ind., series in which he performed years ago in was en route to a performance in the area and Detroit. It was also called "Nightcap with spent the night in Harrisonburg to attend Mozart" and targeted the after-theatre crowd. Monday's concert. The concerts consisted of chamber music According to Nicholas, the concert was "a performances, followed by a lavish buffet of unique opportunity for students to perform with desserts, cheeses and coffees. Audience faculty." members could enjoy a concert, which started Six music professors displayed their talents: ai 11 p.m. and socialize over coffee before and Nicholas on clarinet, Doug Kehlenbrink on alter the show. bassoon, Candace Kluesner on horn. Paul Similar informal concerts have a long history, McEnderfer on violin, Eric Ruple on piano and according to Nicholas. He oiice visited a cafe" in Keith Stevens on guitar. Vienna, Austria, near a Vienna opera house. The professors were joined by freshman A plaque near the door claimed the cafe Lauren Allain on guitar, junior Suanne Oelrich existed in the era of Mozart and Beethoven. on viola and senior Erin Rettig on cello. Above the cafe was a gentlemen's billiards Allain said she felt fortunate to play with the club, whose members would often push aside professors. "Working with the professors was [he tables to make room for casual chamber really great because they gave me suggestions I music performances. The audience could order could really use. Students are great too of desserts and drinks from the cafd downstairs. course, but obviously professors know what According to Nicholas, works of Mozart and they're doing more." Beethoven may have first been performed in In addition to the 20-30 high school students, this setting. about 15 members of the JMU community Five pieces by four different composers were attended the performance. performed with a different combination of Nicholas said, "I'm hoping this will become a musicians, playing in duets, trios and quartets. RICK THOMPSOWstaff photographer tradition. Taylor's multipurpose lounge provided an ideal Assistant Professor of music Leslie Nicholas (standing) explains the background of "If this concert is reasonably well-received, setting for a chamber music concert because of Monday evening's performance while Keith Stevens, freshman Lauren Allain and I'm hoping to do one next semester and every its living room ambience. Associate Professor of music Paul McEnderfer prepare to play. semester from here on out." 28 Thursday, March 28, 199,6. THE R8EEZE MOLE HILL BIKES Recy HUGE BIKE SALE! Making newspapers from virgm fibers uses PRICES SLA* 1995 BIKES twice as rituch energy as reeled paper.

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We played hard." Final Four will be held in the New York The Dukes got on the scoreboard first in the City area. Not to mention, it's the first bottom half of the second inning after UVa. time since 1987 the Atlantic Coast starting Javier Lopez walked freshman Conference hasn't been represented. centerfielder Kevin Razler with the bases This year's Final Four, which will be loaded. held March 30-April 1 in East Rutherford, Lopez walked four batters in the inning to N.J., features Big East representative give JMU the 1-0 lead. Syracuse University, the SEC's "Javier threw the ball well today," UVa. University of Kentucky and Mississippi head coach Dennis Womack said. "He just State University, and the University of couldn't keep the ball over the plate all day." Massachusetts of the Atlantic-10 JMU sophomore Travis Harper started the conference. ■ game and cruised through the first eight batters, In the first semifinal matchup, retiring each of them. Kentucky, the top seed from the Midwest Then, with two outs in the top of the third region, will face UMass, the East's top inning, UVa. got three straight hits off the right- seed. Kentucky will try to avenge a 92-82 hander to tie the game at I. AMY SANDLIN/s«iior photographer early-season loss to the Minutemen. JMU recaptured the lead in the bottom of the JMU senior first baseman Bart Close awaits a throw in an attempt to pick off a ' The Wildcats, making their first Final fourth inning when junior designated hitter Virginia player during the Dukes' 3-2 loss to the Cavaliers yesterday. Four appearance since 1993, blazed Macey Brooks sent a Lopez pitch sailing over Junior right-hander Derrick Cook came in to also showed some overpowering pitching, through the Midwest region and beat their the right center-field wall for his second home relieve Harper but couldn't hold off the UVa. striking out five in as many innings of work. opponents by an average margin of 28.2 run of the season. rally. The Cavaliers scored two runs in the "Derrick threw the ball well for us," points a game while shooting 52.2 percent The exemplifies Brooks' hot inning to take the lead for good. Anderson said. "He worked hard to stay ahead from the floor. Kentucky reached the hitting of late. It marks his sixth extra-base hit UVa. senior catcher Justin Count's double, in the count." Final Four, where it hopes to win its first in the last four games, as well as his second which drove in two runs, proved to be the key The loss dropped JMU's record to 14-11 for championship since 1978, by pommeling homer in as many games. hit of the game. The Dukes could only muster the season, but Anderson was pleased with his ACC champion Wake Forest University, "He threw me an inside fastball the inning an infield single the rest of the game. team's effort. 83-63, in the regional final game. before," Brooks said. "I figured he would start UVa. senior right-hander Craig Zaikov "If we continue to play as we did today, we Senior guard leads the off that way again and was looking for it. I threw four-and-two-thirds scoreless innings to will be fine," he said. "We need to stay positive Wildcats, averaging 17.3 points per game stayed in and trusted my hands to do the rest." hang on to the lead. and keep working hard. I'm very pleased with in the tournament, while sophomore Harper left the game in the fifth inning after "I thought Zaikov did a terrific job for us," the way we competed today. The execution just . forward grabs 8.5 giving up a hit and a walk. He finished the day Womack said. "He threw the ball over the plate has to get better." rebounds per contest. by allowing three runs on five hits in four and got the key outs when we needed it." The Dukes will next host University of UMass, the nation's top-ranked team innings of work. The loss dropped his record to Cook pitched well for the Dukes, allowing Maryland today at Long Field/Mauck Stadium for much of the year, trounced through 2-2 for the year. no runs, two hits and three walks. The righty at 3 pm. the East region by flexing its defensive muscles, limiting its opponents to 37.6 percent, field-goal shooting. The Minutemen, making their first Final Four appearance, defeated Georgetown Fencer puts JMU on national map University, 86-62, to earn the bid. The Minutemen-are led by All- by Cyndy Liedtke she and the team focused on taking each meet — two in epee and two in foil — to the NCAA America junior center Marcus Caroby, senior writer individually. championships in the future. who averages 17.8 points a game in "It paid off, and now this last tournament is "If we have all four go, that would be a tournament play. Last week, sophomore Jenna Morgan heard the biggest tournament you can go to," Morgan winning situation for us, and that's what we're In the other semifinal, Syracuse, the the words every college athlete longs to hear: said. looking toward," he said. West region's fourth seed, will take on "You're going-to the NCAA championships." Morgan is the first JMU individual to make Morgan's teammates are supportive of her upstart Mississippi State, the Southeast Morgan doesn't compete in a marquee sport the national championships; the team last made selection to the championships. region's fifth seed. like basketball or football. Rather, she is an the championship tournament in 1977. Fencing "They've been wonderful," Morgan said. The Orangemen, the first Big East epee fencer, a little-known, non-scholarship has taken a more individual approach to the "Since JMU is not as known as other fencing team to appear in the Final Four since sport now bringing her campus-wide championships in the last few years, according/ schools, it's an honor to be the fencer from 1989, made their way out of the West recognition. In the process, Morgan brings to Campbell. JMU going." region by upseting Kansas University in attention to her sport and the JMU fencing The NCAA championships score men's and Members of the team called Morgan's the regional final, 60-57. Their defense team on a local and national level. women's fencing together for final team selection a reward for her hard work and has been ferocious during the tournament, "I'm very excited. It's a big honor for me to scores, although men and women receive dedication to the sport. as they've limited opponents to a "mere go," Morgan said. "I was hoping for it, but it separate, individual scores for dual meets. Sophomore epee fencer Ida Tennant said, 36.1 shooting percentage. wasn't something we were sure of." Since JMU has only a women's team, it can't "There were three of us that were so close, and Senior forward John Wallace leads the Morgan is one of seven epee fencers in the be competitive nationally at the team level. Jenna got it. She really deserves it. She taught Orangemen, averaging 20.3 points and Mid-Atlantic/South Region selected by the About 50 U.S. colleges have fencing me and Katie [Sechrist] everything we know." 8.5 rebounds per game. NCAA Fencing Committee for the programs. Almost all have combined men's Tennant compared Morgan competing in the Mississippi State has been the surprise championships. A total of 24 epee fencers from and women's teams; about 10 schools have championships to how Mother's Day honors of the tournament. In the Southeast region / the four NCAA regions will compete March women's programs only, and six or seven mothers — "It's like they work so hard and semifinal, the Bulldogs eliminated top- 31-April i at Yale University. schools have only a men's program, according they really, really deserve it," she said. seeded University of Connecticut, 60-55, Fencing coach Paul Campbell said, "It's to Campbell. Freshman epee fencer Gabrielle Wilson and then disposed of the University of quite an accomplishment — a testimony to her Campbell, in his second year with the team, said, "It's really excellent leadership. Jenna's a Cincinnati, 73-63, to earn a Final Four abilities and determination." said Morgan's accomplishments help put the strong leader anyhow, but doing this gives us bid. • Junior Suzanne Lewandowski, the team's team on the map. something to strive for." Senior guard Darryl Wilson leads the foil captain, said of Morgan, "She's a very "It's a real plus," Campbell said. "It's going Morgan's selection to the NCAA Bulldogs with 17.8 points a game, while strong person. She inspires everybody and to help us not only here but among other tournament was based on several factors, junior forward Dontae Jones adds 10 helps out all of the younger epee fencers. collegiate programs. JMU has never been including season record, regional finish and rebounds a game. "It's very encouraging. It's really great to disrespected, but we've never been a real record against other fencers in the region. She In the end, look for Kentucky to take see that somebody can make it. It proves we're threat. This is a chance for us to really get back finished 11th at the Mid-Atlantic/South Region home the national championship trophy not just a little school that's not going to go and say, 'We deserve to be here.'" Championships March 2 and compiled a season and Walker to be named the Final Four's anywhere," she said. From a developmental aspect, Campbell record of 107-39 — the most victories by a Most Outstanding Player. Morgan, the epee captain for the team, said hopes to send the maximum number of fencers ■ i ii i «a Burn nig* 3i -i ■ —W—l ■

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Now, as a sophomore, she is headed to the most prestigious sporting event in which a college athlete could participate. Fencing isn't always what people think, Morgan said. "When people think of fencing, they think of old- MKN'S GOLF singles matches and all three fashioned dueling and sword doubles matches at the Godwin tennis courts Tuesday afternoon. fighting. Now it's a sport." JMU wins Invitational Like all athletes, the fencing team JMU's bottom seeds dominated spends hours practicing. Although it American's in individual play. The men's golf team won the practices as early as 6:15 a.m.. Senior Katie Piorkowski, Loyola College Golf Invitational Morgan said the early start "built freshman Chrissy Travios. Tuesday by 12 strokes. character" for the team and got sophomore Jaime Marlowe and The Dukes used a big second members off on the right foot. freshman Eleanor Lasseigne only Campbell said collegiately, epee round effort to go ahead of the lost three games among them in fencing is young. In foil fencing, rest of the field. After finishing their respective matches. where the target area is limited to the the first-round in third place, they Top seed Tory Schroeder, front and back of the torso and the outshot the competition by 14 junior, handled AU's Brooke athletes can only score when strokes in the second round to attacking, most of the athletes are West 6-4,6-3. older and have been fencing longer. clinch the victory. But in epee, the descendant of JMU was led by freshman LACROSSE dueling, where the weapon is heavier Steve Ligi, who shot a 78-72 — and the entire body is a target, most 150. He finished second overall JMU falls to ODU in OT of the fencers are younger, including in individual play. Morgan, he said. Senior Doug McCarthy shot a The No. 4 JMU lacrosse team • "She's one of those top people 77-75-152 and placed fourth. dropped its third game of the who has only fenced epee," This is the fourth tournament Campbell said. "She's one of those season Wednesday in Norfolk, championship the Dukes have falling to Old Dominion ringers that's coming in. It will get won during the combined fall and tougher as we go along, but for her to University in overtime, 10-9. go [to the NCAA Championships] as spring seasons. JMU started out hot, outscoring only a sophomore gives us a good the Monarchs 6-4 in the first half. indication and gives her an idea of WOMEN'S The Dukes were unable to protect what she needs to do to make it on that lead, though, as ODU's Anne this level. It also gives her a chance TENNIS Windover scored with 40 KYLE hUSS/senior photographer to make it in the future as well." seconds left in regulation, For now, Morgan and Campbell JMU pounds Eagles, 7-0 Fencer Jenna Morgan is representing JMU at the NCAAs In April. sending the match into overtime. will focus on this weekend's epee round-robin. The JMU women's tennis team Windover proved to be the Fencer. Morgan said she wants to gain rebounded from its big loss to difference in the overtime also, as continued from page 29 the University of Notre Dame, was experience from the tournament. University of North Carolina last she scored the go-ahead goal with uJMU fencer in a season. on the high school team their "I want to do my best and have weekend by blanking Colonial 53 seconds left in overtime, Morgan has been fencing for four freshman and sophomore years and fun, give it my all," she said. "This is Athletic Association rival giving ODU the final margin of years, beginning her junior year at encouraged Morgan to try fencing. something to build on as a goal for American University 7-0. 10-9. New Trier High School in Wilmette, Morgan tried out for the team and myself and something to.work The Dukes swept all seven JMU falls to 4-3 with the loss. III. Her best friend, now a fencer at really enjoyed it, continuing the sport toward because I know I can do it." Wrestling trio gains experience at NCAAs Juniors Batey, Coyle, and Detrick all fall in first round of NCAA Championships by Justin Christopher seventh-seeded Carl Keske of Cornell staff writer University, 8-6, surrendering the deciding points in the final 15 seconds of the third round. For the first time in JMU wrestling history, In his final match, he lost to Ryan Nunamaker three grapplers competed in the NCAA of North Carolina State University, 7-4. Championships held in Minneapolis March 21- Coyle lost a decision to University of 23. California-Bakersfield's Jason Ramstetter in the Juniors Doug Batey, Pat Coyle and Doug 142-pound weight class. In the elimination Detrick all won their respective weight classes round, Jason Foresman of Virginia Military at the Colonial Athletic Association Institute defeated Coyle, 13-1. Coyle ended the Championships ^ ^^___^_^___ season with a 12-5 March 8-9 to earn ", mark. automatic bids to the Despite the NCAA tournament. The biggest thing I disappointing The trio faced outcomes, each some tough learned is that we could wrestler said the competition in >> experience will be Minneapolis, compete. invaluable for next however, as each year. wrestler lost both of Doug Detrick "The biggest his matches in the junior wrestler thing I learned is that double-elimination _^______^__ we could compete at tournament. that level," Detrick "We were a little bit in awe at first," Coyle said, "and that we have a couple more guys said. "Nerves definitely played a factor in our who didn't make it this year that are more than performance, and that's something that the capable of getting there in the future." three of us can all improve on next time." Perhaps the biggest surprise of the season for FILE PHOTO Detrick, who wrestled in the 126-pound the Dukes was the emergence of Batey. who Junior grappler Doug Batey muscles down an opponant In a match earlier this i weight class, dropped two close matches to entered the lineup in the middle of the season as seeded opponents. In his first match, he lost an an injury replacement, and then went on to a 7- season. Batey was one of three JMU wrestlers that made the NCAA tournament. 8-6 decision to the ninth seed, Northwestern 5 record. His performance in the CAA 'There's a fine line between the top three or greater leadership role. University's Scott Schatzman, in a match that tournament earned him conference Outstanding four guys in the country and everyone else "I think it's inevitable that we'll be looked was tied with 35 seconds remaining in the third Wrestler honors. there," Batey said. "Next year I think we'll all upon to be team leaders next year," Batey said. round. He continued his impressive performance at be better prepared mentally, and we can close Coyle said, "All we need to do is give In his second match, Detrick lost to Chris the NCAA tournament, as he led Keske, an All- that gap." everyone the confidence that we can succeed at Marshall of Clarion University, the eighth seed. American, after two rounds. The Dukes will enter next season with four that level. If we stay healthy, I think we have 4-1. He ended the season with a 20-7 record. After gaining the NCAA experience, Batey wrestlers who have NCAA experience (junior six or seven guys who can potentially be All- Batey also lost a heartbreaker in the first believes he and his teammates can compete Ken Rossi qualified for the 1995 NCAA Americans and hopefully we can advance as a round of the 134-pound competition to with the top wrestlers in the country. tournament), and each expects to assume a team." - -fr imu^fry.ftflfor nk] 1 ti& ¥ffgMEEZE

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C; , lb; portion of the Winter Olympics than the World Gordon, Jason Jacome and Dave Fleming had Tim Raines, OF; Kenny Rogers, P; Doc Series champions of 1992 and 1993. Toronto the Royals just four games below .500 last 2. (79-66) Gooden, P; Jeff Nelson, RP. still has some good young talent (SS Alex season — oh, what Colorado Rockies Welcome: Paul Sorrento, lb; Russ Davis, 3b; So long: Mike Stanley, C; Don Mattingly, lb; Gonzalez, OF Shawn Green and DH Carlos would do to pitch in Kaufman Stadium. The Luis Polonia, OF. Randy Velarde, 2b; Jack McDowell, P; Sterling Delgado), but it is swamped amongst players loss of Gordon will hurt, so the young KC So long: Tino Martinez, lb; Mike Blowers, 3b; Hitchcock, P. well past their primes (OF Joe Carter, OF Otis lineup will have to pick up the slack. Johnny Vince Coleman, OF; , P; Tim Outlook: Uncharacteristically, the strength of Nixon and P Juan Guzman). And remember Damon (.282-3-23), (.287-4-28, Belcher, P; Bill Risley, RP; Jeff Nelson, RP. the Yankees lies in the entire pitching staff. that golden youngster John Olerud? His "sweet 50 SB) and Michael Tucker (.260-4-17) Outlook: This is not the same, te .:■: that went With the addition of Rogers (17-7, 3.38 ERA) swing" hasn't produced the last two seasons. comprise the league's youngest outfield, but it on to play Cleveland for the right to advance to and Nelson (7-3, 2.17, 2 saves) to Look for Olerud and company to challenge for is very talented. The Royals could hang in the the World Series last season. The offensive (18-8, 3.57) and 23-year-old Andy Pettitte (12- the AL East cellar. wild card race if two things happen: 1) Jose losses of Martinez (.293-31 -111). Blowers 9, 4.17), and the surprisingly good health of Offerman (35 errors) learns that there is no (.257-23-96) and Coleman (.288-5-29, 42 SB) Jimmy Key and Melido Perez this spring, New 5. 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Rookie manager Welcome: Greg Myers, C; Dave Hollins, 3b; Col. Mustard in a rip-roaring game of Clue. As the Bronx Bombers because the New York Buddy Bell has his work cut out for him, but Roberto Kelly, OF; Paul Molitor, DH; Rick for the bullpen, usually the strength of a Lou lineup lacks the fire power of its contenders to with a young pitching staff and some veteran Aguilera, P. Piniella-managed team, the losses of work compete in high-scoring affairs. hitters, things could be turning around for the So long: Scoit Leius, 3b; Pedro Munoz, OF. horses Risley (2-1, 3.13) and Nelson will leave Tigers' organization. Then again, don't count Outlook: As if they were in the pennant race or Piniella "Reliefless in Seattle." And as 2. (71 -73) on it. something, the Twins went out and spent lots of mentioned above, this is a rotation that will Welcome: Roberto Alomar, 2b; B.J. Surhoff. cash to bring in several aging veterans on a need plenty of relief. 3b; Tony Tarasco, OF; Mike Devereaux, OF; American League Central team that needs to be rebuilt. If the "senior David Wells, P; Kent Mercker, P; Randy citizen" imports stay healthy, Minnesota will 3. (74-70) Myers, P. 1. Cleveland Indians (100 44) put a few more wins on the board in addition to Welcome: Darryl Hamilton, OF; Ken Hill, P; So long: Bret Barberie, 2b; Jeff Manto, 3b; Hal Welcome: Julio Franco, getting a good deal from Gil Heredia, P; Mike Henneman, RP. Baines, DH; Kevin Brown, P; Ben McDonald, lb; Jack McDowell, P. McDonalds on coffee for So long: Otis Nixon, OF; Kenny Rogers, P, P; Doug Jones, P. So long: Paul Sorrento, the club house. And Bob Tewksbury, P. Outlook: With the addition of Alomar (.300, 13 lb; Ken Hill, P. AMERICAN LEAGUE although they had the Outlook: The Rangers will be more of a HR, 66 RBI, 30 SB), the Orioles have not only Outlook: Don't accuse worst team ERA by far playoff threat than last year if Dean Palmer a fierce lineup, but also an impeccable defense me of riding the favorite last season (6.11), the (.336-9-24) and Juan Gonzalez (.295-27-82) are that will cause baseball purists to ask, 'Tinkers, — I Was one of few Twins' younger completely healthy. But one look at the Texas to Evers, to who?" But the team will need that prognosticators who members on the staff pitching staff is enough to make the toughest of defense because beyond ace Mike Mussina (19- predicted the Indians to (Brad Radke, LaTroy cowboys queasy. Any team with Kevin Gross 9. 3.29), Baltimore's starting pitching prompts overtake the White Sox Hawkins, Frankie (9-15, 5.54) as its second starter and Bobby more questions than Alex Trabek. Can David in the AL Central last Rodriguez, Dave Witt (5-11, 4.13) as its third starter can annex Wells finally put together strong back-to-back season. And, as the old Stevens, et. al.) could itself right out of the wild card race. seasons? Can Scott Erickson ever be more than saying goes, the "rich actually be exciting to a .500 pitcher? Can gopher-ball-prone Kent got richer" as the Tribe watch. 4. Oakland Athletics (67-77) Mercker find success as a lefty in Tin-Can-dem brought back Franco Welcome: Pedro Munoz. OF; Phil Plantier. OFi Yards? If the answers to these questions are from the Orient to beef 1996 PREDICTIONS 5. Milwaukee Brewers So long: Rickey Henderson, OF; Danny "yes," the AL East belongs to the O's. If not, what is already the (65-79) Tartabull, OF; Stan Javier, OF; Todd wild spender Peter Angelos will be considered strongest lineup in baseball, and added Welcome: Chuck Carr, OF; Ben McDonald, P. Stottlemyre, P; Steve Ontiveros, P; Dennis the George Steinbrenner of the '90s. And how McDowell (15-10, 3.93) to anchor what is an So long: Joe Oliver, C; B.J. Surhoff. lb; Darryl Eckersley, P. many pennants did Steinbrenner's mercenaries old, but surely reliable, pitching staff. The other Hamilton, OF. Outlook: Not good. When Manager Tony win in the last dozen years? great thing about Cleveland — it has plenty of Outlook: Maybe Bud Selig didn't want the LaRussa left for St. Louis, Oakland fans had a young pitching prospects that can do more than strike to end — why would he when he has the couple things to be pleased with: 1) the length 3. Boston Red Sox (86-58) an admirable job if aging starters Dennis torture of watching this team night-in, night- of A's games would be a significant amount Welcome: Mike Stanley, C; Wil Cordero, 2b; Martinez (12-5, 3.08) or (16-6, out? Why would 3b Kevin Seitzer (.311-5-69) shorter with the Great Chess Master gone, and Kevin Mitchell, OF; Tom Gordon, P; Jamie 3.87) finally slow down. Very little will stand decide against retirement and re-sign with the 2) they would no longer have to endure Moyer, P; Heathcliff Slocumb, RP. in the way of the Indians' chances to become Brew Crew for another year in hapless frequent close-up shots of the unappealing So long: Mike Macfarlane, C; Luis Alicea, 2b; World Champs in 1996. They will fly as high as Milwaukee? Why would anyone go to Brewer LaRussa on television. But that is where the Erik Hanson, P; Rick Aguilera, RP. a bird (or McDowell's middle finger, for that games to watch a starting rotation of positives quickly cease. Problem No. I — look Outlook: Save the Indians, no team in baseball matter) above the rest of the AL Central. McDonald, who has had a horrific spring after at all the key losses. Some stars fled the has a better lineup than the Sox. To go along missing most of last season with injuries, and a Oakland Coliseum on their own, while others with AL MVP Mo Vaughn (.300-39-126), John 2. Chicago White Sox (68-76) potpourri of miscellaneous bums? Answer to all joined LaRussa in St. Louis. Problem No. 2 — Valentin (.298-27-102) and Jose Canseco (.306- Welcome: Tony Phillips, OF; Darren Lewis, of the above questions: people do crazy things look at what's left behind, and this problem 24-81), Boston has added Stanley (.268-18-83), OF; Danny Tartatull, OF; Hal Baines, OF; under the influence of Brew. becomes self-evident. And, just in case you Mitchell (in Japan) and Cordero (.286-10-49) to Kevin Tapani, P. missed it, lb Mark McGwire (.274-39-90) is the volatile mix. But the offense will need to be So long: Tim Raines, OF; John Kruk, DH. American League West injured again. Now there's a real shock. tough because its pitching is about as sturdy as Outlook: If their starters finally live up to their / predictions will appear in- 1. California Angles (78-67) a card house on a textured coffee table. As we potential for an entire season, then the Pale April I issue of 'The Breeze. learned from his post-1992 antics in Pittsburgh, Hose could have a poor man's Welcome: Don Slaught. C; Randy Velarde, 2b; Tim Wakefield (16-8, 2.95) cannot be counted rotation — which, in the AL, could throw , 3b; Steve Ontiveros, P. on to hold the rotation together as he did last Chicago into a hunt for a wild card spot. So long: Greg Myers, C; Tony Phillips, 3b. season. The loss of Hanson also is crucial, and Offense will not be a problem, and if Manager Outlook: You may think I'm crazy for picking POSTSEASON PREDICTIONS don't expect the inconsistent "Flash" Gordon Terry Bevington can avoid the headaches the Angels atop the AL West after choking WILD CARD/WINNER: Baltimore (12-12,4.43) to fill the vacancy — his bulb has routinely provided by newly acquired Phillips worse than the proverbial chicken. But even all but burnt out after never having fulfilled his (.261-27-61, 113 BB) and Tariabull (.236-8- though California blew a 10 1/2 game lead in AL CHAMPION: Cleveland high expectations. The Fenway fans will 35), the While Sox can almost score with the 32 days, the team has made some key MVP: Albert Belle, Cleveland desperately need Roger Clemens' "rockets" to Clevelands of the world. However, Chicago improvements that will prevent a reoccurrence CY YOUNG AWARD: Mike Mussina, retire if the Sox have any chance of repeating will need big leads because overrated closer of the Great Slide of '95. Velarde (.278-7-46) Baltimore as AL East champions. Roberto Hernandez blew 10 Saves last year, the and Wallach (.266-9-38; round out an infield most in the majors during the '90s. And yes, that has been in need of good second and third ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: Derek 4. Toronto Blue Jays (56-88) (hat list includes Doug Jones. basemen for quite some lime. If Onliveros (9-6, Jeter, New York Welcome: Otis Nixon, OF; Erik Hanson, P; 4.37) can resume pitching soon after being COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE Paul Quantrill P; Bill Risley, RP. 3. Kansas City Royals (70-74) injured this spring, the Angel rotation will be YEAR: Kevin Mitchell, Boston So long: Devon White, OF; Paul Molitor, DH: Welcome: Mike Macfarlane, Q Bip Roberts, the deepest in the West — and you should , P. 2b; Jose Offerman, SS; Tim Belcher, P. already know about the Lee Smith/Troy MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Joe Outlook: Oh, there are other teams in the AL So long: Wally Joyner, lb; Greg Cagne, SS; Percival "one-two punch" in the bullpen. Don't Torre, New York 34 Thursday, rvfarbh 28, 1996 THE Bfcfcfe^E !»«• _——

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Can get other PC Summer Jobs assistance regarding the Living room, eat-In kitchen with products. Call Eric. 433-9773. S6-S10/hour Investigation of financing Movies A MuncMes Friday Night appliances, W/D. Year lease, 2BR towhhouse - Two blocks AH Training Provided business opportunities A work-at- Cartoons A Breakfast Saturday $500; 9 mo.. $525; 6 mo.. $550. Friday, March 29 at 10p.m. In No pets. Coldwell Banker, 434- away. May 1, W/D, $420. 433- Management Positions Still home opportunities, contact the HELP WANTED the McOraw Long TV Lounge 1173. 1569 Available! Better Business Bureau Inc., Sponsored by Natural Highs Summer chlldcare - Harrisonburg NoVA Area: 616-8319 at (703)342-3455. 3/4 BR apt. or 7 RM house - July Free food, fun & great friends!! 3BR apt. - 1/2 Mock from JMU home. MF. 12:00-5:30p.m.. 14 & Other Areas: (800)568-2656 campus. Huge living room, eat-in 1, $250/person. Excellent 11 year old. Must have car. $4/hr. Moving? Ship UPB/Fed- kitchen with appliances, W/D. Year condition, close to campus. 433- Call 433-2271 after 6p.m. Ex/Roadway for less. Parcel Plus, lease, $600; 9 mo.. $625; 6 mo., 1569 Summer camp counselor Jobs - Adoption - Loving couple, married $640. No pets. Call Coldwell 5744644. eight years, wishes to adopt SI,750 weekly possible mailing With Virginia's Camp Easter Seal Banker. 434-1173. 3BR house - Excellent location & for children & adults with physical 'healthy, white infant. We can help condition. W/D. June 1. 433-1569 our circulars. For info call Awesome campus aerial photos - each other. Would love to talk to (202)393-7723. or cognitive disabilities. Now at Bookstore. Get yours Room to sublet - May 1 July 15. Male/female counselors & you. Please call Jan & Jim at Nice clean apt. with great Nice 1BR apts. - $310 $350, today. (800)881-7905. Outer Banks largest watersports program directors including roommates. $220/mo. negotiable. close. July 1, August 1. 433-1569 aquatics, horseback riding, ropes Call 57*3035. center & retail store hiring course, sports, crafts & food WANTED Entertainment on the 6BRs sublet - 1177 Harrison St. enthusiastic sailing instructors, Coffeehouse Stage 1390B Hunter's Ridge - JM's & reservationists, rental & retail service. Salary, room/board, May '96-August '97. $150/mo. workmans comp. Internships at Taylor Down Under Blue Foxx owners. Newly furnished. Contact Parrish, 4344551. help. Contact Bill Miles, North Wanted-Cars for parts. 867-5871 Lease comes with excellent Beach Sailing & Outfitters, Box available, all majors welcome to Today - A Play by Students for apply. Contact Kris Sorensen, Benefits to both restaurants. Call Need two non-smoking females - 8279, Duck, NC 27949; (919(261 (800)365-1656. Camp Easter Minority Outreach. 8-10p.m. Steve for details, 574-0411. For 2BR furnished suite in 6262. PERSONALS Hunter's Ridge townhouse. Seal. PO Box 5496, Roanoke. VA Friday - Justin Smith (acoustic), Male need* roommate - 2BR apt. $225/ea., 12 mo. lease. Available Alaska summer employment - 24012. 8-9:30p.rrr. Mason St. August. 432-3979 Honor pouncll Investigator August. Call 433-7351. Fishing industry. Earn up to $3.000-$6.000+/mo. Room & Summer opportunity - Lochearn Applications for next year Two A three BR apts. for rent - board! Transportation! Camp for Girls seeks kind, are available In Taylor 228. Adoption - Lovi'rjg; • cpuple Near JMU & downtown. Off-street Summer sublet - Old S. High. Male/female. No experience enthusiastic female staff with Applications due desperately wants to-adU to their parking, private yard. 5BRs. Call 433-2361. family,'©** 5 year old adopted son necessary! 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(800)4390233 One roommate neededl 38R Huge furnished 2BR - Upstairs languages required. Inexpensive attitude required, prior experience $15. townhouse. 11/2 bath. W/D, MW. apt. Five minute walk to campus. room & board + other benefits. For is not! Mid-June through Mid- i£ —"»'. ' details, (206)971-3680, ext. fully furnished, with deck, A/C, Includes heat, water. No pets, August. Contact Rich Maxson, Box ADOPTION To place a classified ad In pool at complex. Call x4899 or smokers. Available August 1. 433- K53252. 500. Post Mills. VT 05058. Tf&Mi—te, please Come x4312. 4051 (800)2356659 A loving childless couple to-Cpe Breeze office in the. National Parks hiring - Positions basefoent of Anthony SeegerHall. wishes to adopt an Infant. 3BR - University Court, 2 1/2 ' 3BR house - Available June 1 on are now available at National Earn $500 or morn weekly stuffing • iiudjajuys from 8a.m.-5p.m. Classified 'ads cost $2.50 for the baths, DW, W/D. pool. 433-2126 W. 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