ASMSU anent Issue 9, Volume 95 Friday, September 29, 2000
'ountdown to election day Cat Cab offers students a safe ride honie ~offers students more chances to get involved in the upcoming 2000 elections ASMSU will run Cat Cab under the Wellness Coalition. The Eponent Staff Writer program 1s still searching for additional corporate funding. ''We Cat Cab. a program that offers have support from the community, students a safe ride home, will all ''e need is a steady source of begm Friday. The program 1s funding to make sure that Cat Cab sponsored by the Wellness will a long lasting ser•1ce to MSU Coalition and the ASMSU Senate. students.'' said Sarah Morgan, Originally developed by Wellness Coalition cornm1ltee chair. Chelsea Elander and MortarBoard. On \\h)' he got involved with Cat Cab u·ied to tackle the issue of the program. Smith replied. "MSU drunk drtvmg during Health Promotion's top prionty is Homecoming. Two -..ans with focusing on health issues and student dnvers took students home creating a safer campus safely all day long during environment Students at MSU Homecoming and Cat Griz. This year, All Valley Cab will take students r a s.uurda ht fron dents at MSU sometimes 9.0
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Morpu M.tjo" expon~\'s~r•montan a . edu l.t..lia Co1,Je), Katie Par.;;on.1t Classifieds 994-2432 I lealhl'r Un~a.reru.Jo.-.h Ma.son JL.\tin Monson, J1.-.·1 Morgan Came F11her Sporh Editor 994-2455 Jl'nnifn Roehr Jamb\ 1\,Jn Shaun Hamilton Joe Spangler.Am\ St11t·kl"'t Sruarr ordvik Graphics •.\lau1a BensJr:y ~ ~h~'F lowt> exposports@•montana.edu \loll) SkorpU., lladcy l l>if<} Senior Ann Bishop Colo J loopcr,Thnd i....lhng •n Contact. Remember on TV at the same time, and to be, or was there ever a 'e punk kids that were you really wanted to watch time when you wanted to Dear Sara, ing mysteries before you them both? The solution - arrive fashionably late for an I'd just like to express my w what neo-film noir flip back and forth between appointment? Just sit down disappointment over an article in nnt? the two channels with the in front of the TV and look the 22nd September edition ofthe )n that show I learned no remote every 20 seconds. for something of interest. ASMSU Exponent. ter how much they might That way you are guaranteed Before you know it a half an The article 'Why England, the like it, adults did not not to miss any of the funny hour will have gone by and Greek system and Seattle will \\ everything, certainly parts or even most of the plot you will indeed be late for never prevail at the Australian h ing that some kids or story of what you are your meeting or will have Olympics'. ed with only their wits, watching. missed you class altogether. As a supposedly educated sense and the scientific While back home my Problem solved. person, Joel Morgan puts the od couldn't handle. parents might call this Ever been feel ing u p set failure of England in the t was all summed up incessant flipping annoying and needed to calm down? Olympics to people leaving to the ly in the opening song ... and threaten to take the TV is the tranquilizer to end colonies. However, the reason tact Is the Secret / Is remote away, it is actually all tranquilizers. why England will never, ever Moment / When called Multi-Tasking, Ever wanted to succeed in the Olympics is ything happens." something that is sure to turn compl etely escape from because we don't compete in the Vow. Talk about poetry. future employer's heads. Put reality? TV, especia lly olympics, GREAT BRITAIN was good, and TV was it on your resume and it will certain cartoons, will h elp. does, please rectify this mistake. ys right there beside make you feel like you have For that matter, where else Also, less of the English teaching me everything the necessary skills to would you watch cartoons if bashing, it makes me laugh how I needed to know. compete in today' s job there was no TV? superior you Americans think 'hat remains true even to market. Exciting. Of course, everything that you are when you have hardly any day. TV gives you How about this one - have I learned from cartoons is a knowledge of any other country! ortan t Life Skills. Have you ever had to be somewhere subject for 1 different her Wood P PVPT' hf'f'Il where you just did not want column. 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Dan Harrison plea for students to vote With pool tables, dances, Students interested in A call Eponent Writer continued from page 1 movie nights, poetry readings, volunteering at the Blue Iguana and open mic nights this re~ should contact April Berger at ng \\ill be made easier by Anew teen recreation center center was designed as a place 556-8080 or drop by the Blue ne\\ I> re\lsed rr" I 1n ballol~. for help that recently opened near where young people can simply Iguana. )thy &k. a pa:.1 5Wte Senator. '' downtown Bozeman is hang out. "People get to have a great us1a:.11e about 1.h1s ne\\ methud searching for college-age '·It's a place to relax, ifs in a time here,·· said Boyle. "Every re \Oler' can c:bl their 'ote by The new rec volunteers to supervise youth great location and if we can get volunteer is trained in conflict ing m their ballot. This prO\ 1de:. activities. this to work it would be a great resolution and its a great way leof\otmgage thcopportunit) to center, The Blue TI1e Blue Iguana, located at assettoBozeman."Boylesaid. to help out the youth in ~ their ''') m politi..:s. and gl\ es the corner of Wilson and Olive "We are hoping to be open till Bozeman ... We can always r.-. the opportumt) to :-.11. down and Iguana offers streets, is almost interely 1un by late hours so that it'll be a use more volunteers. We cnucall) aboul concerning 1s.<.ue.s. youth, according to MSU place for people, especially also would like to make [The .Stat1s1.1cs show that the year' students the freshman Jill Boyle, who wrote under 21, to go rather than just Blue Iguana] more available ious \titer turnout 1s e\cn lower opportunity to the original grant proposal for hang out around Bozeman." to college students, your input n 1n the past ) cars and \\hat the project to the Turner Youth The times for volunteers is always welcome. But we 01bu1.es to the.-.c number-. 1s the lack oth unwind Development Initiative. are very flexible, and the shifts would like people to come check ~dent energy 111 vote as their ng.ht. "It is important to know that run from two to three houri:. it out. Tell us what you think Eck annbut~ km ,,;,er1.urnout to and volunteer this place is run mainly by youth One of the requirements of the would make it more appealing mmon m1sconception: that your in order for it to be appealing to rec center is that there must be to you. We're just starting out dl x:sn · 1. count Her soluotin to th1~ their time our target audience, it needs to one~pervisor over i8 years old so everything helps." tan1 pmblems is .. to get more ent:; 1mohed carher m issues." A ~~=-~~~..... 1ble \\a: to do this would be to 1u1e H>lcr turnout b) having All work and no play cal speaker.- speak on issues in . r to gl\·e student' range and .nence on tho-c issues. makes the exponent a Mail m ballo~ have proven to be nosteftecll\ede\1sem bt 8 19 S~v r.1011tana A o lace all your own ) I S..Jnny sky . ' 'llC ondo a r des 'lte• t ng hors bacK r d ng Ba sk in it . SAVE $10 Burger Sptuals st :uti 15 l t $3 5:30 - 8:00pm Beer Specials starting at $1 Pitchers at $3 Live Country Music Fridays & Saturdays - 9:00 pm to 1 :30am S AVE $2 On a 1 time gondola r de (Br ng your rrountJir b ke _ ~ B g Sl Wide Variety of Contact Lenses for Same Day Service Wide Selection of Frames AND MUCH MUCH MORE!! VISION'S :~------r------~ s5500 : $sooo : I IGtasses Package : Soft Daily Wear I ~:0:!=~~~~-L~~:=~~~~~J Bring in this coupon and KRAIG D. KUNTZ, O.D. All CURRENT LATE FEES Will 815 W. College • 587-8333 ' iEY MSU EMPLOYEES WE ACCEPT YOUR VSP VISION PLAN' ha tingPE ..!.~ .~.~IVEN!~lijlM~l~tm~~ . 6 September 29, 2000 ASMSU Exponent "The . And in other neW"s • • • press 1s chairwoman, said it made sense gives citizens the constitutional estimates ofwhen the regents will really lik An illegal to start more than two hours early right to participate in operations take up issues. rather than have the board and of government, Shern•ood added. Salary increases for top spectators _ mostly university '"The public must be given an university system officials have meeting of system officials _ wait until the opportunity to comment on always been a politically touchy . . afternoon. decisions that might be of issue. Some legislators have However, she acknowledged significant interest. complained in the past about 1n a min the Board that someone wanting to attend "If an agenda does not raises coming at times when the the portion of the meeting dealing properly inform the public of regents are pleading for more when th with salaries would have had no when the decision in question is state funding. of Regents way of going to be Among those receiving raises . knowing discussed, Thursday were Crofts, who got a press 1s may lead t h e then the 4.2 percent increase from meeting public does $128,038 to $133,500, and sup time had "If an agenda does not properly not have University of Montana President to pay b e e n inform the public when the deci adequate George Dennison, who got a 4.3 changed. opportunity percent raise from $127,509 to sion is going to be discussed, pressed, Rick '' t 0 $i33,ooo. Western Montana increases Sherwood, then the public does not have participate," College Chancellor Steven a Helena adequate opportunity to partici he said. Hulbert got a 3 percent raise from it's a clu pate." Associate News Brief attorney 1lmµo1 $99,000 to $102,000. for the Rick Sherwood said that Thirteen members of Crofts TI1estate Board of Regents, in Montana Helena attorney because the staff received an average increase to other what an attorney said may have Freedom agenda of 3.~ percent. been an illegal meeting Thursday, 0 f showed the The package included higher terrible approved salary increases for Infutmation regents pay for faculty and administrators some of the university system's Hotline, said the regents' action beginning the day with a closed at the UM campus in l\lissoula But highest-paid employees. appeared to violate the door session at T30 a.m., that faculty contract talks continue at things The regents' published constitutional right of the public was enough notice to the public. Western Montana College in agenda indicated the) intended to participate in government "In the eyes of this board, the Dillon, MSU-Billings and MSU to take up the often-sensitive affairs and the open meetings actual time that we convened was Northern in Havre, so action on that issue of pay raises after the board law. "":30," she said, noting that the raises for those employees ''-ill"' -a.it convened at i:15 p.m But "The (state) Supreme Court regents had a large audience for the regents' NO\ 'ember meeting. members finished morning has said that without public \\hen it started its fom1al meeting At l\lonta.na Tech, officials will might committee sessions sooner than notice, an open meeting is open early. "I certainly felt people had wait to determine fall planned and the regents started in theory only, not in practice,·· he an opportunity to speak to any of enrollment before raises are happen. their meeting at 11 a.m., said said. "If the public doesn't know the issues that came up." proposed for the Butte school, Commissioner of Higher when the meeting is going to be, Crofts said future board and salaries have been frozen at -Anthony Lev Education Dick Crofts. then it can't be an open meeting." agendac; will warn the public that MSU-Bozeman because of a Columnist l\largie Thompson, board The public's right to know most listed times are just budget shortage 585-5420 1-888-500-5420 The EXPO ... 917 Bridger Drive • Bozeman E X P E R I E N C E1NC "FULL SERVICE AUTOBODY SHOP" EXPERIENCE THE DIFFERENCE One c(ofe, vet high(v •CLAIMS HANDLING ... EXPERIENCED ·UNIBODY & FULL FRAME ... EXPERIENCED diffun+iona( fa~i(y ••• (of fear •REFINISHING/COLOR MATCHING ... EXPERIENCED •IMPORT & DOMESTIC CARS & TRUCKS ... EXPERIENCED ~ongering journa(iftf) •DEER, ELK, ANIMAL HITS .... 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Walter Metz cal and physical torture of a For example, the two vil Surfing through Special to the Exopnent hapless upper-middle-class lains middle-class German German family. teenagers cheekily named Paul There's probably not much But ultimately, I think the and Pe ter after Biblical he golden years of a middle-ground in re film ~~reme l y provocative apostles, I imagine are as ba sponding to director Michael in suggesting to us that our nal as any villains in the his Haneke's Austrian horror film, disturbed response is our own tory of cinema. Yet Paul, the "Funny Games" (1997). I think damn fault. In a somewhat bi extroverted of the pair, draws you'll either walk out in the zarre paradox, the film seems us into his point-of-view by middle of the movie, despising to take great pains to indict us winking at the camera and its gratuitous and facile play for watching such a sick film asking us whose side we're on. ing around with horror film whose narrative is devoted to For me, such Brechtianism conventions, or you'll sit riv non-stop violence. Such a seemed more a cliche than an eted at the film's bold paradox raises the question of interesting device until a cru Brechtian deconstruction of why Haneke would make such cial moment late in the film. same. Although I'm pretty a negative film in the first One of the hapless family convinced that the latter is my place, and I believe the answer members, having had no suc response, I'm not quite sure lies in the fact that we're go cess at resistance up until this whether I'd be able to argue ing to watch such films any point in the film, suddenly convincingly with people an way. So his film draws us in grabs a gun and kills the vil grily taking the former For with our more than slightly lain Peter. At last, I thought "Funny G.. t::. 1s a repfllant anti-social sire, 1- to myself, we have some hope film, pac"1 1g its 103-minute terrogate that desin: at C'\ ~·ry of identifying with the victims running-t me with the ex turn using Brec.ht1,1 n see Funny page 10 Sports, Violen d Baywatch all oiled into o e progralll foot long, ten-pound titanium blade) spinning Mike Bu ·chett saw blades and other creative weapons in which Exponent Writer to dismantle their opponent with animal like Photo courtesy of Surfing for Life intensity. red Van Dyke legendur; big 1 rve pio11eer rides a mo11ster at \.ll:limea Th commentary crew consists of comedian _; Hall'aii. \ w1 D\ke speaks 1 night at Wilson Auditorium With .e airna)S being muduled \\ith .;tock trading 1iformat1on, 24 hour new, and Bill vye r, sports analysts Sean Salisbury, San Francisco. Van Dyke weather documentaries, news mairnzine M1Y Jason and Robert Sklar, science stud Bill tgaretti plans to write a novel shows, and comp e <. Oh n J c C•\ 1 .ge, wherL _ 1d Baywatch's Donna D'Errico. Though Writer about Bozeman. Fred says is the refined television viewer to turn? Well not exactly an all-star team of broadcasters, he identifies with the masters of "Saturday Night Live" reruns, they work well together, keep it simple and A rare treat is coming Bozeman. He believes it is curse-word spewing third graders and wit basically have fun. The stories behind the bots to MSU. A special showing a small town with high Jf the movie "Surfing For filled news commentaries at Comedy Central and the builders are a direct mocking of the class, and is the only place have once again programmed something worth heart-warming profiles seen on NBC and other l Life". The movie features in the world he can be in using the .025 calories needed to change the programs. The humor is fun and easy but not 3ozeman resident Fred and not think of Hawaii. channel. "BattleBots" manages to incorporate the focus of the show, as 'A'ith Comedy Central's van Dyke. It is a movie for His other favorite pas dismemberments, unadulterated carnage and other outings. :J.ll ages who want an excit- time is surfing waves. He ''Baywatch" into twenty-two minutes of beer The action is fast and definitelv different 1' ng way to look at life and enjoys this sport with his saturated, mind-numbing entertainment. than anything else on television, -except for t's joys. friends. John Doc Bell 93, With a marketing campaign that comes Transformers. Some robots are powerful Fred is a 71-vear-old Woody Brown 88, Rabbit right out of the original "Roller Derby" se enough to pull cars, cut through steel and rip .-narvel. His ex~itement Kekai 80, John Kelly 81, ries, BattleBots probably won't change the other machines down to the nuts and bolts that ind love for life is evident Eve Fletcher 73, Anona future sports orientated television. But with made up their short existence. The "BattleBox" n everything he does. Napoleon 60, Dr. Shay all honesty, it's fun. Watching radio con looks like the Thunderdome gone cubical and 2urrently sharing his time Bintliff 64, Peter Cole 70, trolled ''bots" destroy each other in a 48-by- ignites just as much brute violence as any of j:letween Bozeman and Ha- and Leroy Grannis 70. 48 foot "BattleBox" retro-fitted with spikes the "Mad Max" installments. When the battle 1.vaii, this retired creative They are also featured in and saws of the like, is downright enjoyable. •writing, English and the film. flares up, sparks fly, metal screams and the 1 It attracts the viewer by letting them live out crowd roars creating an often-hectic bun en • >wimmi ng teacher fills his Van Dyke attributes his the undeniable urge to demolish objects. The "'Itime with many activities. passion for life to his wife joyable atmosphere, which translates on to the tournaments are modern day Gladiator TV very well. Fred is the author of Joan, who will accompany battles, with the "BattleBox" taking the place All in all, "BattleBots" doesn't make the five books, the first being him to the movie's show of the coliseum. I 'Thirty Years of Riding the ing, which is in Fred's viewer ponder the existence of man when put The weekly installments follow a tourna in a situation comedy or philosophize the in I' Wo_rld 's Biggest Waves." words "a movie about ment that took place over three days in June. This autobiographical graceful aging." He be tense emotional draw of seeing a peace officer Like boxing, each robot fits into a weight class book contains 18 short lieves that getting off of pull over a drunk vomiting what looks to be and went through the standard round S}stem stories. the couch, participating, equal parts Olympia and Chili Cheese Fritos. (qualifying, semi-finals, finals etc .. . ). All the The second book is and taking an interest in What the show does do, however, is satisfy the robots were built and operated by amateur con !"Surfing Huge Waves With life are important. Also urge to see imaginative sci-fi like creations go testants in their respective garages around the Ease," describing getting that part of life is not ac ing fisticuffs in some post-modern death cham country. Some involve axes (one being a three- . :focused on the self. cepting all of the things ber. That and it has Donna D'Errico ... Children's books are that are expected of people ialso on his list of titles; the as they get older. He wants ,i ;stories are about a young to live until the age of 110. Adams displays p"art"s boy who gets in trouble After that, he says he will ,and spends a lot of time in Kreneg(){iate." Alaina Bensley front conventional representa Souvenirs" will be on display at ' ,the ocean. He befriends a tions of male sexuality in a sur the Exit Gallery in the Strand 'Surfing For Life' is be Exponent Writer 1seal there and together ing shown tonight at 7=30 prising and playful way. Union Building Sept. 25 through :they learn to communicate p.m. in the Willson Audi The drawings Ada ms features Oct. i3. Adams will speak at the iand help each other. torium. Admission is $5. "Light, Color and Subersive in this showing are very colorful, opening reception Oct 3 at 5 p.m. Van Dykes fifth book is A percentage of the Souvenirs", an exhibit of draw and use figurative forms that are The Exit Gallery is part of ~Once Upon Abundance." movie's proceeds will go ings and ceramics by Bozeman subtly abstract with their play of ASMSU Arts and Exhibits and is This story chronicles a to Mountain Surfrider artist Dean Adams is now on dis contrasting light, dark, shadow open Monday-Friday 9 a.m. un boy's life growing up in Foundation. play. Adams is a 1992 MSU and form. til 5p.m. Saturdays 12 to 5 p.m. graduate, who uses his art to con- "Light, Color and Subversive All shows are free to the public. 8 ASMSU Expone· A TUl\IN BEGINS 14 lS 16 17 18 • Surfing for Life 19 Dance for Nature •Bridger Raptor Fe u •Upper Divisions •AA Meeting •AA Meeting •Homecoming :woo •Sack Lunch Seminar •Homecoming 2000 Placement Wait List •'.!nd Annual Bre\\ fe t •Head Waters Fly •Study Abroad Fair Applications Due •Homecoming Royalty •Homecoming Blood Fishers Club •Big Sky In titute •Homecoming Parac, Elections Dnve •MSU \.:,. Ea~tem •Lewis and Clark •Circle K meeting Lecture •Career Fair Wa hinwn @1:35p1 Marathon •MSU Tech Ed Club •Beta Alpha Psi Inniauon •MSU v~. Pon land f Meeting (\Olleyball) •Cats for Chnst 13 •Special 01) mp1c 8 •AA Meeting 9 •AA Meeting 10 11 11 •KPMG Social •AA Meeting •AA Meeting occer Fun Day •Circle K meetmg •Shannon Weatherly . at1onal Coming Out •Special 01) mp1cs •MSU Tech Ed Club Lecture Day Soccer Fun Da1 Meeting •WOO Wetland Steward- •Sad. Lunch Seminar ship Award Annouced •Family and Con~umer •Thornton Grant Social •ASMSU Senate Meeting Sciences Assoc1at1on L1vestod. and Meats Meeting valuation Club Meeting •OCTOBER 3 (TUESDAY) HOMECOMING CALANDAR 0 UPCOMING •AA Meeting EVENTS FOR 2000 : •Alcohol Anonymous on campus. Call Asl-. EVENTS Us for location as it varies regularly Meet111gs \VEDNESDAY, OCTOBER~ are Monda)-Thursday 12-lpm. •SEPTEMBER 30 (SATURDAY) Homecoming Royalty Elections from8 •Outdoor Rec Trip •Head Waters Fly Fishers Club Spm •SacaJa\\'ea Peal-. Da) Hike •First meeting of the Fl) Fisher Club\\ ill be THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5 •Dance for 1\lature held in the Montana Room at the Holida) •The second annual Barn Dance and Auction Inn. 5 Baxter Lane. Bozeman. Startmg at Class of 1960 Reunion Social at 6pm 7:30pm on Tuesday. October 3. Anyone \\ti! cekbrate the land that \\C live in. Sup FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6 interested in fly fishing. \\ hether or not the) po11 natural science education b) dancing to Homecoming Blood Drive from Sam - 6p the tunes of\\''\\ t\>vang and perusing the are a FFF member and \\ hether or not the) great li\ t: and silent auction items. Dinner are experienced or a beginner 111 the sport of the SUB fly fishing. is im ited to attend this meeting. and music from 6- lOpm in the SOB Barn. Alumni Awards Ceremony at 3:30pm For more information or tickets call or stop • Family & Consumer Sciences Association J\leeting by the Emerson Cultural Center Room 222B • '.! 15 Sherrie!-. Hall at 11 :OOam All Alumni Reunion and l\fe~ican Fies 1 or 582-0526. • Circle K Meeting 6pm •Bridger Raptor Festival •SUB 106-E @ 7:30pm '"Go CATS" lighting at the Residence) 1 •For information on Raptor Festival contact • l\1SU Tech Ed Club Meeting Julie at Big Sky Wildcare 585- 12 11 or • 120 Cheever Hall @ 6:00 pm begins at 8:45 pm. Bridger Bo'' I 586-1518. For more a11 u p~oming Ultimate Spirit Bonfire at 9pm. information about raptor migration contact Havt;; Event? the USFS at 522-2520. Entertainment following the All Alumn'r You can Submit it to Sara or the •OCTOBER 1 (SUNDAY) • UpComing Events Formatter by sim •Bridger Raptor Festival SATURDAY, OCTOBER 7 •For information on Raptor Festi\'al contact ply MAILING it to: Julie at Big SI-.) Wildcare 585-1211 or Booster Breakfast at 8am in the SUB Bridger Bo'' I 5&6-1518. for more Homecoming Parade Begin , at IOam Exponent information about raptm migration contact Alumni Tailgate Party under the Big Tor the l 'SFS at 522-2520 Box 174200 · i at 11 :30am •L pper Di\ ision Placement Wait List \pplications 330 SUB Due MSU vs. Eastern \\'ashington game beg • 'lur~111g Students! '.WO 1-2002 an: due toda\ ! Bozeman, MT 59717-4200 1:05pm r:or in kmnat 1011 cal I 994-1785 , attn: UpComing Events •Le\\ is & Clark Marathon Halftime- Cro\\ nino:=- or Homecorrnno:::- Ktr •f·nr mon.: 111fnrmat1on call the Bozeman Queen Chamht:r of Comrnact: .11 SSu-5421 oi , 1'1t OR their website Fifth Quarter- Celetir:.ite the \\in i \\ \\ \\.k\\ isandclarkma1,nhon.co111. 1 Feildhouse \\ ith CoaLh Kr.uner f:>y FAXING it to: •OC I OBER 2 (\10'\DAY) Class of 1960 Reunion Social and Din • \ \ \lceting } . .': ' . ,'994-2253 : .i • \lrnhol \non) mous nn campu!>. Call \sk 6pm. l \ lrn loc.ttHlll as it \aric:-. rc:guLt1l). :--.kct111gs OR .- \Vomcn's \olleyball: ~l~l \\. Ponlan arc MnndJ) -'I hursd:t) 12-1 pm Drop it off in SUB 305 Uni\ er rt) 111 Shro) erg) mat 7pm )MSU Exponent September 29, 2000 9 The Successful Student ritish trio 'Space Cowboys' Some time management tops burn up on re-entry tips to help this semester anything that happens the cision that opens the doors to Brian Kassar same time every week. This Katie Parsons MSU's an extensive amount of over Special to the Exopnent will allow you to look at your Exopnent Writer the-hill humor. schedule and know at a glance The dream cast ofaging ac The new semester is well when you're busy and when college Critics are correct in refer- tors, including Eastwood, underway and the first wave of you're free. In addition to the ring to this film as "Grumpy James Garner, Donald first tests has hit. Now that master schedule, you may wish Old Astronauts", a more ap- Sutherland, Tommy Lee you're getting into the groove, to use a weekly planner to radio propriate title for a space com- Jones, and Gene Hackman are you may be finding it difficult write in additional meetings edy starring such "mature'' responsible for the film's suc to fit classes, meetings, jobs, and events as they arise. chart Hollywood actors. Clint cesses,anditissafetoassume and activities into one already Schedule free time! We Eastwood, writer, producer, that without them it would jam-packed schedule. It's all need a little breathing ly Skpik director, and star of "Space have been a flop. Eastwood never to late to implement room, so why not just put a Cowboys",assembledacastof was in top gruff and gritty 1pnent Writer new time management strat reasonable amount in your the biggest names in the busi- form, which was to be ex egies. Here are some tips schedule? Knowing when ness in an attempt to sustain pected from a man of such that can help: you have free time will allow ritish trio, Morcheeba is this otherwise media- high caliber. Garner was with their latest release Know yourself: Don't try to you to plan accordingly, as ere show. • • t~rriblyunderus~d force yourself into a routine well as make it more enjoy 1ragmen ts of Freedom." The film ..a • • m the film, while ' ever said that bands that isn't right for you. Know able by minimizing feeling opens in Sutherlandstole iot progress? " Frag the ~,!I~ when and where you like to distracted or guilty. If a i95o's, as a f the show more study, your most productive "time management emer ts of Freedo m " is group of U.S. Air than once as the times 01 h, day, wh st 1 gency'' comes uo, you can al cheeba's mos• geTlms Force pilots who call • . S Paws g roup'~ stereotypi- tive expression to date. methods we rk bes , etc. ways schedule something in themselves, Team • cal womamzer. Capitalizing ')n these bits of its place. iva vocalist Skye along Daedalus train to go The aging diches prove ~ personal ins1 ht wil d o' Devise a strategy: There brothers Paul and Ross to space. Their be fairly entertainin?, but 5 ~·• to vou to maxim e you 1dy are many calendars, planners, ·rey incorporate positive dream of space flight is shat- this movie relies too heavily o~ ing potential d n .. 1 mize and strategies, for time man cal flavors of blues. hip tered, however, when flight di- them for its comic relief. Ifs a bit feelings of fai re and frus- agement. It is important that trip hop, and moreover. rector Bob Gerson chooses to odd that Eastwood would put trat10n. you pick a routine that works )'mid-tempo sultry lyrics. send a chimp in their place. his name on a scnpt full ofsuch Learn to set 1 mits: Avoid best for you. ral great artists are fea Forty years later, a massive self-depreciating humor, e.-spe over-committini;, by saying NO If you want more informa t on this album including Russian satellite is falling out of cially since it sPems to Ix the fo tone" requests r invitations. tion about time management, op genius Biz ~larkie. l\Ir. orbit and must be salvaged be- cal point of the film. The clima\ It is bt.tter to cc a few things or would like to request a plex and sensationall: m fore it hits the Earth's atmo- of the film ''as bare}) even no t Bahamadia. The most v. ell than it 15 over-extend workshop for your group or or sphere with deadly force. 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We've never leader Frank Corvin ters in this movie seem com- Push, pull tug of the burden. en something uplifting, (Eastwood). pletely indifferent to life-and- or tow... Control interruptions: :ally because we've seen Still bitter from his chim- death decisions, which made the It doesn't matter Minimize phone, TV, Internet, s mostly bullshit illusion panzee replacement, Corvin filmten-iblyunder-dramaticfor 'JOU and other electronic interrup how go! ;ionally tempered by peak leads a comfortable life out- the scale of actors involved. It tions by studying at the library rien ces. But we realized side the confines of the NASA was even a little too familiar-a or study lounge. You may wish JUIT~GET all the drunken self-pity empire and is blissfully un- dashofArrnageddonandatwist to consider hanging a "do not honest to us. We've al aware of any problems. As a ofApollo 13still weren't enough disturb" sign on your door to IP THERE!~ ' loved music that just last resort, two NASA engi- to make this film hit the mark. cut down on "pop-ins" from ~syo u enjoy yourself. And neers arrive at Corvin's door to Space movies all follow the s friends. ~-~~ what this ablum's all research the obsolete technol- same formula-our boys go up, ~~~ t." Try scheduling: Some tW ogy. With the taste of animos- and something goes wrong. people like to keep things writ Fragments of Freedom" ity still fresh in his mouth, "Space Cowboys" is no excep r3tn Annua\ ages to capture an excit ten down and scheduled; oth Corvin reluctantly agrees to tion. It is clearly funny at times, nelodic good vibe with ers cannot imagine living their M'5U Lareer help and reassembles the butlackscontinuitywithitsapa ~he annoyance that can lives by a schedule. If you original Daedalus team. The theticattitudeandverydisturb fair ssociated with positive think it may work, you may aging men must compete ingfinalshot. There are no tears ic. Altogether, "Frag wish to consider making a against younger astronauts to be shed at "Space Cowboys." Frida~, ts of Freedom" is the master schedule of your fixed and meet all physical require- Notearsofsorrow,andcertainly Oc.tobe.r ll, e pop, uplifting, and commitments. These include i.ooo men ts for space flight - a de- none ofjoy . .dly album compared to classes, meetings, or work- 1:00-'3:00 low, down-tempo past of :heeba. Over ISO 'ant to sample the album RfTURW OF or9aniz.ations self? You can hear por Sticky partilipatin9! s of the "Fragments of Fall Fashion Achild. Afamily. Acommunity. 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Wildlife and Park.s improYe Special to the Exponent conditions for bull trout even !llontana Fish. Wildlife & Parks after they are released today the plan that will guide delisted. !llore Montana's efforts to restore threatened than 120 core bull trout populations to the Clark Fork a r e a and Kootenai ri\·er basins. populations The Bull Trout Restoration Plan are identified ''Yowll get achar e is a Yoluntal} effort on behalf of the in the pl