Sweet Home Man Bites 2

April 1, 2010 -- Issue 8 Volume 40 the Does this page look empty to you? Then design your own Sentry logo. Winning logo receives a $25 gift card to Heritage Mall. Sentry Your design here! Providing you the best in South Albany High School news since 1970 SweetSymptoms of this unknown virus includeHome loss of motor control, hemophilia, Man loss of the ability to feel pain Bitesand a ravenous hunger. 2 By Owen Griffi ths Yesterday, in Sweet Home, Gunne. “After a round from was more worried for the the situation. “We are In This police shot a homeless male a 16-gauge shotgun to the patient. establishing a quarantine suspected of several attacks sternum, you’d think he’d “The poor man was in the Sweet Home area.” Issue: on Sweet Home citizens be dead, but he was still moaning and howling, and Zees declined to comment The Dying within the past week. standing.” he completely ignored the further. Thoughts of 4 offi cers responded to After eventually anesthesia. He looked like Still others think that this Matthew Thrill an emergency call around controlling the still- he hadn’t been able to take was just another example Page 2 8:00 p.m. at a house on struggling man, they were care of himself for years. of the rising crime rate The Month of 15th Avenue, where they able to enter the house and He had several open cuts, throughout the county. March in History discovered a man of rescue the victim. Rick his teeth were rotting and During Spring Break, there medium build trying to beat R. Mortis, 23, was taken jagged; the smell alone was was a rise in home invasions Page 4 down the bathroom door shaking from his house, indescribable. And the look and missing persons reports, Jeramy Zimick of the house they arrived where he had locked in his eyes, I can’t imagine as well as many anecdotal Page 5 at. When told to stop, the himself in the bathroom. what he’d been through.” accounts of an increase in man began to limp towards Bleeding heavily from what Explanations have been prowlers. Rebel Superhero them, arms outstretched authorities now say was a offered for his bizarre But a few Sweet Home Brian Badger and snarling. After repeated bite wound, he was rushed behavior. The most common citizens suspect that this Page 6 warnings to back away, an to the Lebanon General idea has been that the man is beginning of something Humane Society offi cer attempted to restrain Hospital, where he has lain had been attacked by some much different. Pet of the Month the man. After breaking in a shock-induced coma for sort of rabid animal, as “I don’t know what’s free, the suspect struggled the past 24 hours. evidenced by an infected going on, and I don’t Page 6 with the offi cers and The suspect, now gash in his leg. However, know why it’s happening, Spring Sports after being pushed away, tentatively identifi ed as many have been dissatisfi ed but something’s not right Schedule continued to attack. Police vagrant Willy Byte, was with this theory. here. I’m preparing for the used tasers to no effect, and taken to the psychiatric “The rabies virus does not worst,” said Sweet Home Page 7 after the suspect attempted ward of the Oregon State cause this kind of behavior resident Everett da Reddi, to bite several of them they Hospital after attempting to in humans,” said Dee Zees, 42. were forced to fi re. bite the fi nger off of an ER a doctor from the Center “It didn’t even slow him nurse. The nurse reported for Disease Control who down,” said Offi cer Iva only minor bleeding and responded to investigate Opinions Page 2 Making Green a The Last Hours of Matthew Thrill: A Remembrance School Color By Shane Eschliman The terrifying story of one man’s journey through quarantined Sweet Home By Matthew Thrill, right before I was struck, going to test that broadcast Hour 18: here I lay, Transcribed by I could see the hospital’s message. I am alive and lacking my left leg. It Sentry Staff lobby covered with blood well, I am not going to fi nally happened. one of and other various bodily die here. Live together, those ghouls took me by Hour 1: The news of the fl uids. Not a good scene by die alone right? I took 15 surprise and gnawed my “rabid” human has got my any means. granola bars in my pack, limb clean off. I am losing interests fl owing like wine. should be plenty on my way blood (and my mind) quick. Am I scared? No. I am Hour 7: I need help. I woke out of the county whoever reads this, know not afraid of a petty dog’s up back in my apartment, that I almost made it, and As a school South has disease. My neighbor’s dog and opened the window to Hour 14: I have please fi nd a cure Ive eaten come a long ways in the last has rabies, not my neighbor. let some fresh air in. The encountered 16 humans all my granola bars, still 4 years when it comes to I am in full faith that our air came in just as fresh as on my way, but none were so hungry… time seems to recycling. We’ve gone from American health system will ever, but the sight outside really human. From my be worthless now. to my half empty blue recycling fi nd a vaccine in no time. was not so picturesque. best guess, this was why family andadored, see you bins slung around a class Apparently all we know There was no one outside. we were in lockdown. One in another life. room; to big brown recycling now is that the condition is No cars. No people. No of them barreled toward cans overfl owing in the spread via a bite, and people bicycles. Nothing. What me, and I had no choice but hallways. However this still affected will have to be was going on? I fl ipped on to exterminate him. Most isn’t enough, and there is hospitalized immediately the TV to channel 8, only to likely other people were still a long ways to go before due to fever, shock etc. see a broadcast emergency not as lucky as me, and that warning: whatever that man wanted SAHS is anywhere near being considered “green” Hour 3: I had to go see to do me, he did it to them. The problem doesn’t arise the so-called “quarantine” “Linn County is now under I doubt everyone was armed from lack of opportunity. for myself. Apparently, 4 a complete lockdown. No with a rifl e and a shotgun. I Yes it would be nice to have victims have succumbed one shall leave, no one found a bike. Only 23 miles more recycling bins around to this horrid condition. I shall enter. Authorities left to go until the border. I Editor’s Note this school, but without had to see this to believe shall be stationed at the can make it. Matthew Thrill was an student involvement and it, this could be a potential border to instill safety. A independent researcher participation such changes downfall! But, unfortunately state of emergency has been Hour 17: It is less than a who had recently moved would being pointless. the hospital was blocked declared. Families, stick day since the fi rst “rabies” to Albany. His diary was Today I watched a student off with crime-scene tape. with loved ones, stay close. victim was checked in to found in a ditch near the with a pile of papers big Crime-scene tape? I thought Stay strong” Lebanon General Hospital, offi cial quarantine border. enough to make a text book this was fairly odd, why not and now look at all this. Nearby was found a man walk towards the recycling just orange cones? Being Hour 12: After fi ve hours I made it to mile marker matching descriptions given bin only to continue walking the sly rascal that I am, I of staring out the window, I 42, which means I am by his family. He showed straight past it and chose continued to bypass the tape realized it was time to act. I getting closer. I apologize every symptom of a case to throw away all of those and enter the hospital’s front went to the local armory and if whoever is reading this, of Z-strain rabies. The last papers. What a waste, and doors. This was a mistake. broke down the doors and cannot read my writing, for pages have been typed and why? The last thing I recall was gathered some supplies (Of I am scared out of my mind. presented as written to serve Oregon even created an immediately after opening course no one was inside). I In the distance I can see the as a warning to keep in- incentive to get people to the doors, being bludgeoned picked up a M40 bolt action border, it’s only a stone’s side and keep safe. We are recycle by giving water over the head and losing rifl e, and a Remington 12 throw away. assured Thrill would have bottles a 5 cent return on consciousness. But oh the gauge as a sidearm, and wanted it that way. them. So besides throwing sight inside the hospital.

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