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MONDAY, OCTOBER 5,1987 VOL. 65 NO. 11 WJMR moves closer to reality

By Keith Perry engineering firm, conducted the tests from January October 30. The board's decision will not be known staff writer 1986 to March 1987. The survey was one major until that time. hold-up WJMR had to face, Barton said. Carrier suggested that the station include faculty WJMR, JMU's proposed student-run radio station, is' "No one then had any idea it would take so long to members on its staff. Members of the current staff are closer than ever to hitting the airwaves, but the battle get that information through the engineering report," rewriting the station's constitution to include them, is far from over. she said. Barton said. "Now we're in an action phase," said senior Laura The new staff will include the director of student Barton, general manager of WJMR. "And I can see the The next major hurdle WJMR faces is getting the activites and a creative-technical' adviser from the light at the end of the tunnel." support of the JMU Board of Visitors. communication deparunent. Although the end of the tunnel may be getting The Board of Visitors represents JMU in the nearer, many things must fall into place before that corporate sense, and is responsible for licensing The inclusion of faculty members on the staff was light is reached*. WJMR just as a media company would license its own "the turning point in terms of the school really "We still have other hurdles to cross," Barton said. commercial stations. Having the board act as the backing us," Barton said. The first hurdle was completing a 15-month station's licensee is vital to WJMR's success. Barton With the support of the Board of Visitors, WJMR frequency search, which revealed that WJMR could said. The board currently acts as the licensee for will be able to apply for a Federal Communications broadcast from 88.7 FM without interfering with other WMRA. Commission studio construction and local signals. JMU President Ronald Carrier will recommend Cohen and Dippell, P.C., a Washington, Br.C. licensing WJMR at the next Board of Visitors meeting See WJMR page 2 > Jackson preaches world peace at EMC \ By Keith Perry staff writer found in their quest for economic justice common ground," he said. But To achieve world peace, we must first this common ground was instead found unite and find common ground in an by way of economic injustice, he added. economic and military sense, said Rev. It is a common ground in a sense that Jesse Jackson, an undeclared Democratic workers of all types arc discriminated candidate for president, at Eastern against by governmental legislation, Mcnnonitc College Chapel Friday. Jackson said. Jackson addressed a standing room Governmental ineffectiveness causes only crowd as part of an EMC seminar economic problems for all workers, entitled "Justice and Peace: People of including farmers who arc the victims Faith can Impact the Political System." of a systemic crisis, he said. "Unless they grow more, they lose "Our challenge is to fight the their subsidies. If they grow more, they darkness, not each other; turn to each drive prices down. Catch-22," Jackson other and not against each other, said. because our coming together is the light that casts away darkness," Jackson Since farmers are Americans, they said. "Our challenge is to find common should take priority over problems in ground." other countries, he said. Primarily, we must find this common "If we can bail out Chrysler and ground in the economy, because "a Continental, if we can bail out Europe direct cause of national tension, world and Japan, we can bail out the family tension, is economic imbalance," farmer. It's a matter of our priorities. Jackson said. "We can no longer have a system Jackson blamed the current where farmers in Canada undercut administration for causing economic farmers in Kansas." problems that overpower all barriers of Government also is to be blamed for Staff photo by LAWRENCE JACKSON race, religion, and sex, and affect all problems in big business, he said. The workers. overabundance of jobs lost to foreigners Jesse Jackson addressed a capacity crowd Friday at Eastern -kcrs while, black male, fcro:i1<\ See JACKSON page 2 > Mennonlte College. He will speak at JMU in Novmeber. t ■ J C !< («: Mil (M .SS9913 31T Page 2, The Breeze, Monday, October 5, 1987

WJMR getting the lease in place and making sure everybody is long-distance phone calls to possible salaries for the >■ (Continued from page 1) properly taken care of as far as who's obligated for managers," she said. A survey of the operating costs of other college radio stations has been conducted to get what." permit Once the lease is agreed upon, the installation is a This hurdle is a crucial one, said Suzanne Straub, an idea of a figure. With approval and funding, studio construction could relatively simple process, Albrecht said. "It's a matter current director of student activities. of hanging the antenna, the transmission line and the "I think we recognize that there are certain steps that be underway as early as next summer, Barton said. transmitting box on that tower and away we go." must be taken with the FCC parameters, and we're Construction of a new facility is a new idea and one If approved, WJMR will broadcast at 88.7 on the taking a great deal of pain to take those steps properly of Carrier's, she said. In the first stages of planning, FM dial, and will be licensed to broadcast 300 watts of so we don't have to revisit a step and make changes," WJMR was ready to accept "an attic on Main Street in power over a signal range of 10 to 15 miles. Straub said. the Gutter House," and set up shop by "borrowing To ensure that those steps will be taken properly, a equipment and getting hand-me-downs from WMRA. If everything goes according to plans, "let's say communications lawyer will be hired to oversee this "We were putting together a rag kind of radio November 15 of next year we open our doors and start process. Barton said. station, using toothpaste and glue to put our pieces playing music," Barton said. \ After the FCC receives the application, WJMR will together." WJMR may not be able to clear any one of the But upon Carrier's proposal, "we started to realize notify the public of their intent to broadcast. Anyone hurdles along the way, but this will not sink the that the school was more and more committed than we in the broadcast area can challenge the application for station, Straub said. had ever dreamed," Barton said. any reason, she said. She added, "I feel very comfortable that we're doing all "There's a possibility that maybe there might be a Carrier proposed building a new studio between the two new Greek Row dorms. The 1,210 square-foot that we can do, but there arc other decision makers out local community group that is more conservative that there." wouldn't want students on the airwaves," Barton said. structure would use the two external walls of the If challenged, negotiations between WJMR, the houses for its walls, connecting the two buildings. These decision makers might say, "'No I don't think FCC and the challenging group will take place to "We never thought in a million years that we'd get a this is the best way of doing this, would you take it reach a compromise, she said. brand new building," Barton said. back to the drawing board?'" Straub said. If WJMR is not challenged, "our next major hurdle Since the WJMR studio would be so close to the If this situation should arise, Straub is confident that would be funding," Barton said. Beginning in January WVPT-TV studio at the entrance to JMU, WJMR WJMR will still succeed. "We don't sit back and moan 1988, the JMU administration will petition the could link their antenna with the WVPT tower, saving and groan, we sit back and regroup and try to think of General Assembly for $186,000 to cover the costs of constructing a separate transmission new ways to approach it if necessary." construction and equipment costs. tower. Barton added, "We've gone rung by rung, and we This figure does not include operating costs, This plan is still in the negotiation stages, however. know exactly what could go wrong. We've learned however. Barton is considering petitioning the Student Arthur Albrecht, general manager of WVPT, said from our mistakes in the past, and I'm just really Government Association for funding to cover these lawyers are now handling the issue. happy to see... that if we do all this, and all this goes costs. "We are prepared to proceed as soon as we can get a right, and the dominoes fall into place, then we'll get "That includes everything from stamps to satisfactory lease," Albrecht said. "It's just a matter of it." Jackson >■ (Continued from page 1) On the subject of military world This shift of priorities is a shift away "Reagan wants mine sweepers in the peace, Jackson referred to his golden from nuclear weapons and the billions Persian Gulf, I want drug sweepers in is the result of poor legislation, he rule for world peace and doing unto of dollars the government currently the Gulf of Mexico," Jackson said. added. others as you want them to do unto sinks into their construction, Jackson Drugs are currently responsible for Businesses can shut down plants here you. said. crime and eroding families in America, and get a tax break, and reopen another "All the doctrine that's written, all the he added. plant in a foreign country for another volumes that have been printed, it "This world will not be saved by guided missies and misguided' Jackson told the audience, "I break, Jackson said. really does come down that to achieve challenge you: represent the New "The Taiwanese did not take our world peace, there's die golden rule. leadership," he said. "We must make a positive moral judgement and choose South; be the new light; end economic jobs," he said. "GE closed down the "War comes when those who have the violence; fight for economic justice; plant in our country with government gold try to make the rules." the human race over the nuclear race and give peace a chance. stop drugs from coming into the incentive and took our jobs to Tawain. The current government has its country or your veins; stop jobs from "The number one exporter of Taiwan priorities in the wrong place, Jackson "We are just one nuclear accident away from world destruction, and one going out; salvage the family farm; is not Taiwan or the Taiwanese. The said. build affordable homes; make healthcare number one exporter from Taiwan is "We arc making more and more of leader away from world peace. The great breakthroughs in peace do not come available to everybody based upon General Electric. what the world needs less and less of sickness, not just wealth; make "We must stop merging corporations, — destructive weapons. We need to behind a new missle system, but newfound courage through leadership." Americans quality people. purging workers, and submerging our shift our priorities and shift our "Your generation has the power, and incentives," he said. economy," he said. Jackson also addressed America's drug you have the guidance and concern to II;|II|IMI|IIIIIII|IIIII.II.I.III|IIII.I|JI.I.II.IJIIIII problem, a problem he considers to be make our nation a just nation, to make - L-a : .. ■ "the number one threat to this our world a world of peace. Give peace generation. a chance."

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Also, students can pick up tickets Assistant edaonal editor Stephen Rountree Comments and complaints should be directed to ordered after October 2 for Saturday's Photo editor Cathy Udell Rob Washburn. editor. Assistant photo editor Law nice Jackson football game at the JMU Stadium box Wire editor Heather Dswson Product on manager Kristin Fay ■ office. Flip De Luca Wendy Traieter Advisors Assistant business manager Alan Neckowiu Woodsy Owl says Greg Tutwiler Ads design manage/ David Wendelken Marketing manager Jute Scott Stash Your Trash Inaccurate information was printed in Give a hoot. the October 1 issue of 77K? Breeze. , Monday, October 5, 1987, page 3 Don't fight! Mediation center to help students resolve disputes Bruce McKinney, assistant professor of By Amanda Benson objective third parties to help facilitate •Agreement: The mediator relays the staff writer communication, who will serve as a communication between disputing key points of agreement and tries to faculty supervisor of the center. parties," Kimsey said. Students with pinpoint specifics. He may ask Your roommate is driving you crazy. "There's a big interest — it will be run psychological problems or legal questions such as, "How much are you You have to listen to Motley Crue by students, for students." problems will be referred elsewhere, he willing to pay for the broken window?" blast on the stereo the night before the Students who want to work at the said. After an agreement is reached, it is biggest exam of the semester. Your center will be taught how to mediate An important goal of the mediation written and signed by both the roommate likes to open the window on disputes. About 30 students at a time center is to stress confidentiality, conflicting parties and the mediator. cold nights and leaves dirty clothes and will participate in five-hour workshops pizza crusts strewn about the room. McKinney said. Without this quality, Although informal, this contract is which will include role-playing the program would be "pointless," he What do you do? Call campus police? similar to a legal document. sessions. added. "Who'd want to spill their guts Stuff cotton in your ears? Kill your The JMU Mediation Center will The students will "gradually gain and see it on the front page of the roommate? reflect current lifestyles, Kimsey said. experience by working with experienced Breeze ?" There is an alternative. "The national trend is for people to turn persons and become comfortable" with McKinney said the mediation process In November, JMU will open a to mediation as an alternative to mediation techniques, Kimsey said. involves four steps: mediation center to resolve disputes litigation." "This is a skill that's becoming more •Introduction: Ground rules are set. between roommates, lovers, friends and Services at the center will be free and and more marketable." The parties in conflict are told that their students involved in interpersonal available to all students. Appointments The program is modeled after the statements are confidental and that there conflicts. will be required when the center first Harrisonburg Community Mediation will be no interruptions while a party is The center will "help people opens, but the center will eventually Center, which has been a "great speaking. recognize their differences so they can adopt a walk-in system. success" since its formation, •Story-telling phase: Each person go on and have good, strong, healthy A location hasn't been found yet, but McKinney said. Here, 80 percent of the explains his or her interpretation of the relationships," said Dr. William Anthony-Seeger Hall is a possible arguing parties reach some type of problem to the mediators. Kimsey, associate professor of temporary place, Kimsey said. agreement, he said. •Brainstorming: The mediators help communication and a faculty organizer In addition to lower costs, mediation The Harrisonburg center and the JMU the individuals find solutions, but do of the program. is "designed for a win-win situation, branch will work "arm in arm," not specifically tell them what to do. "We want students not to avoid one not a win-loss one. It's not a fight, but McKinney said. If a dispute cannot be The purpose is to allow students to another but to come together and a compromise," Kimsey said. handled by the JMU program, such as negotiate their own solutions. resolve disputes," Kimsey added. disputes between students and members "If you are a part of a solution, you "Violence is the number one killer of The program will be entirely of the community, it will be referred to are ten times more apt to hold to that youth today," he said. "We believe volunteer-run with over 70 students the Harrisonburg center. solution," McKinney said. "It mediation is one way of counteracting already signed up to help, said Dr. "We're not counselors — we are only humanizes a dehumanizing situation." some of this violence." Scholar: world should get rid of bio warfare

By Meghan Johnson mean they work," he said. staff writer The first use of biological warfare was the Black Death plague during the 14th century, Horgan added. Nations should condemn biological warfare and find Horgan also said some theories attribute the spread ways to deter its use, a visiting scholar said here of certain diseases to biological warfare. Thursday. It is the newest theory in establishing the cause of "If we denounce biological warfare, declare that we AIDS, he said. have no interest in it. . . we will do a great service Theories indicate the U.S. government is to the world," said James Horgan, a writer for responsible for causing the epidemic of Acquired Scientific American magazine. Immune Dcfficiency Syndrome, Horgan said. Horgan gave a speech titled "From Black Death to AIDS: A History of Biological Warfare" in Miller One theory claims the Reagan Administration Hall. might have deliberately created the AIDS virus to Biological warfare is definitely a problem of our "get rid" of homosexuals, he said. times, Horgan said. "If our enemies believe that we These theories are "vicious lies," Horgan said. It's are concocting diseases . . . then we have to be very easy to sec how the public might believe these concerned. theories simply by using history as a guide, he added. "Contract biological weapons are extremely There also is some speculation that dengue, a unpredictable," he said. "We never know when, it will mosquito-transmitted disease found in Nicaragua, was stop." spread through killer mosquitos bred by the Central ffbrgan cited several historical examples of the Intelligence Agency, Horgan said. Nicaraguans call it dangers and effects of biological warfare. "brcakbone fever," he said. Germany's use of poisonous gases killed over a However, it has not been proven yet whether the million soldiers during World War I, he said. U.S. government introduced the infected mosquitos to "Biological warfare works so quicdy," Horgan said. Nicaragua, Horgan added. "The first sign of the attack may be one person fallen Horgan, the first speaker in the fall semester sick." Visiting Scholars series, received his bachelor's and During the past century, the U.S. Army has master's degrees from Columbia University. experimented with various types of biological warfare like yellow fever-contaminated mosquitos and Before joining the "Scientific American" staff, bacteria-covered crates that could be sent through the Horgan was an associate editor of "Spectrum," the Staff photo by STEVE ZANETTI mail. monthly magazine of the Institute of Electrical and "Just because the army built these things doesn't Electronics Engineers. James Horgan Page 4, The Breeze, Monday, October 5, 1987 E-Z Trim Toning Salon Score With 1530 Country Club Road 434-1499 Big Savings $4.00 per visit At Kroger with coupon Workout without Working out. Trim Excess Inches. Firm Appointments & Tone Muscles. Necessary

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By Heather Dawson Carrier planned the "graduation experience" after should be made on our part..." faculty senate reporter listening to different student and faculty groups. Dr. Timothy Carter, a member of the curriculum The faculty senate's student relations committee "He felt that this was best in order to alleviate and instruction committee, proposed using a Reacted "positively" to the changes JMU President some of the concerns that he and faculty had over satellite ceremony. Ronald Carrier outlined for graduation, the student behavior. "Are we stuck with deciding as to whether or not committee chairman said at a senate meeting "He has repeated to me several times that the key we wish to go through this ceremony?" he asked. Tnursday. issue here is changing student behavior. He feels "Or is there still an opportunity for change in the Phillip Grayson, an assistant professor of theater, that one of the best ways to do that is to start fresh graduation ceremony itself that may address this said the committee is pleased that the ceremony will with a new approach." issue better than the alternatives we have now?" be on a Sunday. Carrier has made it "very clear that he expects that Larger universities use satellite graduations, Carter 'There was certainly a positive consensus with the proposal will pretty well stand," Dubcnezic said. added. After a short ceremony with all the seniors, regard to the moving of the graduation to the "It will take a lot of convincing to make him the students go to their individual departments and stadium, as opposed to the quad," Grayson said. change his mind, to move graduation away from the faculty members give them their degrees. However, the committee wanted to know more stadium, or to move it away from a Sunday," he "Your parents get to meet your teachers, your details about the events planned during graduation added advisers. It means a lot more to students and a lot weekend, he said. Dubcnezic said if the graduation becomes more more to faculty," he said. One senate member asked about housing "dignified," he and Carrier hope the faculty will stay In a satellite ceremony faculty and guests are not arrangements for the seniors on Saturday night. for the entire ceremony. "standing there watching several thousand people "What will they do with the seniors? In the past, Dr. Clarence Geier, chairman of the faculty [they] don't know shake hands with Dr. Carrier," they have closed the dorms for students by Friday concerns committee, said, "I don't like the idea of Carter said. night." sitting there for two and a half hours, but if the He added, "It means a great deal to students to be The committee had discussed the question,, but administration and the sfrJdcnts make a serious effort handed their degrees by their own faculty members decided it is "an administrative issue," Grayson said. to bring about these changes and restore the and to introduce their parents to the faculty members Dr. Charles Dubcnezic, speaker of the senate, said integrity to the ceremony, a comparable concession they've known for four years." ■ ' ■ t » ; ■ ■»' —~ • " — Page 6, The Breeze, Monday, October 5, 1987

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Area pizza parlors provide many choices tastes fresher. "It seems like they use apparently agree. cokes." By Kathi Chirichiello business editor better ingredients than other places," "JMU students probably double our Four Star and Domino's are "always Livas said. &• business from over the summer," running something." One example is Because pizza is one of the main Other students claim their allegiances Myers said. "About 85% of our delivery Four Star's meal deal, much like Mr. staples of a college student's diet, pizza to Ciro's, Mr. Gatti's, Four Star and business is to the college - they really Gatti's special, where you get a parlors literally surround the campus. Luigi's. keep us busy." medium, two topping pizza plus two This gives the students a lot of options Junior Eric Dcanc and sophomore Gatti's, along with almost every other soft drinks for $6.50. on where to go and who to call for their Bryan James both feel that Ciro's has pizza place around, regularly advertises Luigi's has a lunch time special pizza. the best pizza around for the price. specials in The Breeze and other local where, for $1.99 plus 25 cents for each "I call Domino's," junior Chris Parks "They definitely make the best pizza papers to help students out. topping., you can get a nine inch said. "You get good quality pizza from around, plus it's inexpensive," Dcane "Our specials arc the best way to go," cheese pizza. them. It's worth the extra money they said. Myers said. "It regularly costs $7.75 "At night, a nine inch costs $2.95 charge." Greg Myers, assistant manager of Mr. plus 45 cents for a soda for a medium, plus 50 cents for each topping," Junior Cosette Livas agrees with Gatti's feels that you" can get good one topping pizza, but with a coupon co-owner Tim Fratarcangclo said. Parks, but adds that Domino's pizza quality pizza there - and many students it's only $6.00 for the pizza plus two Luigi's also has calzones if you want something a little different than ordinary pizza. Pizza Hut has regular thin crust as well as pan pizzas for a little variety. "We also have the Priazzo," employee Janet Best said. The priazzo is an Italain Fizza Hut $7.45 S9.85 pie with crust and cheese on top along Mr. Gatti's $6.86 $8.97 with sauces and meats. Prices for Four Star $5.25 $7.?0 priazzos range from $8.10 for a small Luigi's $4.95 $6.95 to $13.70 for a large. Despite the fact that there are so Domino's $5.70 $7.80 many options of places to go, many Ciro's $4.20 $5.53 students only order pizza that can be delivered to them. "It's a lot more convenient to have it delivered," Livas said. Some real pizza connoisseurs feel, though, that for good pizza going off Staff graphic by KATHI CHIRICHIELLO campus is definitely worth the trip. Keg banning affects students' buying habits

By Ann Eng business from the students living in arc still buying kegs - partly because of the fridge." staff writer new apartments near the store, not the the price and partly because of the Midway managers feel that despite Area stores arc experiencing campus keg banning policy. convicnccof them. prices and policies, business will level contradictory sales trends due to the new While the Food Lion is gaining more "Cases are a hassle," one junior said. out as the school year continues. They keg banning policy at JMU. Keg sales customers through its sales, Jiffy's "They're too much to carry and they're also feel the the fervor over the keg at Jiffy 66 have decreased, but keg sales profits arc obtained through fewer too messy. When you're through, you policy will subside as students begin at Midway Market have dramatically students buying more alcohol. have all of those empty cans. Kegs arc focusing more on their work and increased. "The amount of alcohol sold is pretty neater and they don't take up room in school. Prices for kegs have risen by three much the same in comparison to last dollars while prices for package beers year, but people arc buying more have remained similar to last year's package beers. There arc fewer students prices. Distributors annually increase coming in, but they arc buying more,1' prices every Christmas or summer, and observes Jiffy's manager Bill Horn. sales by a particular store do not affect At Midway, package beer sales the distributor's pricing. have been normal for this time of year, "I really didn't notice any price but as an example of increasing keg changes in kegs or cases," one student sales, the managers say they sold over said. "But, I'm in a fraternity, so I don't 200 kegs in two days during one have to buy beer that often." weekend in September. They attribute - Other students feel that prices have the sales to student defiance of keg risen, but it is no more than usual. regulations, and the beginning of the "The money I've spent on beer has school year. definitely gone up because we can't "The more they can't have the have kegs," one sophomore said, "but kegs, the more they do to get them," the prices I'm paying haven't." one Midway manager said. "The The Food Lion located on S. High students arc fighting mad about the new St. docs not sell kegs but has keg policy on campus and fear that experienced an increase in package beer JMU will go 'dry.'" sales. One manager feels this is due to Despite the new rules, many students Staff graphic by DARRELL TAYLOR

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'Our Little Radio Show' Show puts valley on the air

By Pam Wiley features editor Garrison Keillor's "Prairie Home Companion," a Sunday-night ritual in the style of pre-television radio entertainment, is no longer broadcast, but in the there is something to fill the void. "Our Little Radio Show," which airs every Sunday from 6-7 p.m. on WMRA, comes to listeners live from our little university. Broadcast from Blackwcll Auditorium in Moody Hall, "Our Little Radio" is a collaboration of locally written comedy sketches and acoustic musical artists from all over the state. The show, now in its second 16-week season, premiered last April. It was the brainchild of a group of area residents, some of who arc also part of the JMU community. This small group of founders wants to bring in more members of both communities -*- as both participants and as members of the studio audience. "Our major goal is to fill up this auditorium," said Bob Bersson, a JMU associate professor of art and one of the show's creators after a recent show. About 25 people had turned out to enjoy the comic sketches Staff photos by JENNIFER ROSE "Our Little Radio Show" features acoustic and the sounds of Windfall, a four-person ba"hd from musical acts like Windfall of Staunton I from across the state. Statin ton. "I had liked the idea of a very wide-open live-music, and a news broadcast about NASA's announcement of live-variety show. I knew a lot of people in music, I the next space shuttle crew — "Unavailable for knew a lot of people with the talents to do stories and comment were Charles Manson, Richard Speck and poetry and a lot of radio drama" Sirhan Sirhan." Some of these people were former assistant Another of Driver's duties as emcee is introducing professor of theater George Hillow; local singer the musical guests. The tone of the show is fun, and Deborah Crabill, who serves as technical production Marc Taylor of Windfall picked up on it right away. manager; and Bob Driver, owner of The Little Grill. "Lorainne is going to play guitar for the first lime Driver and Craybill are also members of Belzona on the radio," he said, as band member Lorainne Bluzz Revue, a musical group that performs locally. Harrouff looked a little nervous. "But first Kevin has Driver serves as master of ceremonies for the show, to adjust his microphone. interacting with "Our Little Radio" regular characters "You folks at home," Taylor deadpanned, "I just like Dr. Noah Hall, an elderly gentleman of wish you could see Kevin adjusting his microphone." considerable knowledge of current events and dubious The show ended with a plug for Windfall's album hearing ability. and "Our Little Radio" T-shirts, followed by the In a recent sketch, Itall, played by local musician theme song, recorded by Craybill. Driver and Steve Speakman, mistakenly thought he heard Driver Speakman. say he had driven for Pope John Paul II during his Although a great deal of work is involved in recent visit to the United States. putting together "Our Litde Radio," Bersson said, "I always wondered who drove that funny-looking there is also an element of enjoyment in creating little car," he mused. Steve Speakman (left) and Bob Driver each show. ■ "Doc," Driver said, "I'm a special driver, but I've read one of the show's varied comedy "No one's paid, so I think if there wasn't some never driven that contraption.1, sketches. personal satisfaction, no one would do it. "What? You've given up contraception?" Itall "On our show, we try not to make reference to "We're trying to involve the community. We even exclaimed. "No wonder the pope lets you drive his you-know-what, and we always try not to get encourage people to mail in skits." car." political." "I'd like it [the auditorium] filled for a personal "Doc, on this show we don't discuss such things," "Boy, you're the perfect guy to drive the pope reason," Craybill added, coiling up the cord on her Driver interrupted with a note of warning in his around," Itall retorted. headphones. "The sound would be a lot better." The voice. "Let's change the subject," an exasperated Driver echo in a hall with more empty seats than full ones, "Contraception is an issue that needs to be suggested. "Are you making the transition to fall she explained, is tremendous. well?" discussed," Itall insisted, only to be interrupted again. More participants and audience members, Bersson "Doc, on this show, we leave it up to the stork." "Transportation for Falwell? You're driving them said, would make the show more of what it is "Leave it up to Bork! That'll never work. He all around, aren't you?" intended to be — a community program. doesn't believe in the right of privacy." Other sketches included a broadcast of an Iranian "We don't want it to fcecome a clique. We want to "Let me set a few rules," Driver said cautiously. television game show, "Candidates for Martyrdom" bring more and more people in." The Breeze, Monday, October 5, 1987, page 15 Mind and body benefit from Hatha Yoga

By Greg Allen staff writer

In a small," dark room 16 comfortably clothed people sit Indian style on blankets and mats. One man speaks sofdy while the others relax their senses. A buzzing sound from the florescent lights predominates the silent moments. The chant "o-o-o-hmm" rises and disappears into the air three times. The people rise and begin to contort into strange and interesting shapes. "What is it?" you ask. Well, it's not a natural birth seminar, and it's definitely not jazzercize. Give up? It's Yoga, Hatha Yoga to be precise — the practice of easing one's mental and physical tensions, through stretches, breath regulation and deep meditation. The premise of Hatha Yoga is that, for some, "a mind free from disturbances" can be best attained by "becoming physically sound and comfortable with one's own body,'' said class instructor Henry Travcrs, an associate professor of sociology at JMU. While Hatha Yoga is only one of the many varieties of Yoga, it seems to be the most practical for many Americans. Inherently Americans have been obsessed with the instant and immediate. Hatha combines the immediate tranquilizing effects of exercises designed to release stress as it Staff photo by GREG ALLEN simultaneously helps calm the mind. as many Travers instructs the weekly Hatha Yoga Instructor Henry Travers says Hatha Yoga can be beneficial to the mind as well Yoga classes at the Community different parts of the body. Activities Center in Harrisonburg. He learn to control his breathing. with any religion. Its aim is to get has been involved with Yoga for three of friends who, she says, seem to enjoy "Many Westerners have believed that people in touch with themselves. And years and has been teaching classes it too. "If we have a big test the next day and we're nervous, the class helps the mind and the body arc separate. when you find out who you really arc, since April. calm us down and keep thirtgsMa. Some Yogis feel that breath is a it's beautiful beyond your dreams." Travers, a peaceful man with a sedate For those interested in enrolling, perspective." ^ connection, a link between the body and voice, said that he knew from his first Travcrs has scheduled two more Travers points out that the benefits of spirit." experience with Yoga that it was "one Resting on a pile of colorful Mexican sessions for this semester. Contact the of those things you've been looking for Yoga™,^encompass every aspc* of Community Activity Center at life. One who practices Yoga regularly rugs in the center of the room, Travcrs but didn't know you were looking for. teaches the Yoga students to "become 433-9168. aware of your breath as if you could see "It relaxes me and has done a lot for my iL" In the class, breathing exercises were used mainly to calm the body Photography exhibit ability to ease tension from my body. during stretches and later, to prepare the begins at Zirkle mind for meditation. — Betsy Rourke "In true deep relaxation," Travcrs says, "your heartbeat and breath seem to Two student photography displays will open Mon., Oct. S in Zirkle House will sleep sounder, be less susceptible disappear. You focus on the silent. As a Yoga instructor, Travcrs galleries. to sickness, think more clearly, and, Whenever the mind wanders, meditation maintains a very loose, Kristan Kable will display work in with the proper stretches, effect the brings that wander back to a focus." go-wiih-thc-flow altitude in his class. Artworks Gallery, and Mary Mosbrook thyroid gland in such a way that one The goal of meditation is to reach He urges his students to "take it easy complete serenity. Travcrs believes that will exhibit prints and photographs in but not lazy." He adds, "You don't have can increase * "£°lte ■ ™ "Everyone needs to take their own path The Other Gallery. to be able to touch your toes to do resulung m a loss of we.ght An opening reception for the two Travers assures that any Yoga to serenity. Some will do this by Yoga. It is not a competition sport" undergraduate students will begin at 7 stretches done consistently will, in the reading books, some will use Nautilus Junior Betsy Rourke, an English p.m. Both exhibits will continue long run, help slim and straighten the equipment, some use religion and some major taking the class, said, "I like it a use Yoga." through Oct 17. lot It relaxes mc and has done a lot for body. Zirkle House hours are noon-5 p.m. Along with the emphasis on different When asked if he considered Yoga a my ability to ease tension from my Mon.-Thurs. and noon-4 p.m. Fridays stretches and postures, it is important, religion, Travcrs said that he felt it body." and Saturdays. Travcrs says, that the Yoga student "more a method that can be consistent Rourke attends the class with a group Page 16, The Breeze, Monday, October 5, 1987

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Retrievers freeze Dukes, 1-0

By Gary Crockett wings, we got good opportunities," staff writer Martin said. "We went over that at halftime. We told them to get the ball In JMU's soccer match Saturday to the space behind the outside backs." night, the Dukes left a little unfinished The Dukes substituted freely in the business on the field and the results left second half, looking for the right them in the red. offensive combination. But Greenlow, The Dukes were unable to cash in on who posted 10 saves on the night, rose any of their scoring opportunities and to the occasion. suffered their second consecutive With just over 11 minutes remaining, shutout, a 1-0 loss to Chris Greyard delivered a pass to an Maryland-Baltimore County. open Chris Simon, but Greenlow came The defeat dropped the Dukes' record up to prevent the shot. to 7-3-1. UMBC snapped a three-game Then, with 5:46 left, Greenlow losing streak and improved to 4-4. grabbed a Greg Griffith header out of On a. brisk evening that was belter the air to squelch the Dukes' final suited for football, JMU did everything attempt to pull even. but score, leaving the fans and Dukes' Martin, whose team has now played coach Tom Martin with a cold feeling. five consecutive halves without scoring, said the intensity that the "We didn't finish our chances when Dukes displayed Wednesday against we had them," Martin said. "We had a Virginia was absent Saturday night. lot of good opportunities down on the "We didn't come to play," he said. wings and that's what we wanted to do. "And I think a number of the guys "But give them [UMBC] credit. They thought we'd win this game by not didn't have many chances but they playing the same kind of soccer that got finished what they had." us in the situation where we were with The only goal of the game came with Virginia." 32:30 remaining in the second half, Despite the disappointing loss, JMU following a throw-in by the Retrievers' goalkeeper Chris North said the team is Bob Sales. growing after just passing the midway UMBC's Lew Rakowsky, who was point of the season. unmarked on the play, look the "We're starting to really mature," deflected throw-in 8 yards from the North said. "In the beginning of the Dukes' goal and stuck it in the left side Staff photo by MARK MANOUKIAN season we were really shaky, especially of the net. JMU's Chris Greyard (right) battles UMBC's Jon Larsson (left). in the backficld. "It was a set play," Rakowsky said. "We have a lot of young backs and "We had a long throw-in and it bounced been coming up a little short. This was kick by Frank Radics, but Greenlow now they're becoming really solid. And off one of our guys [Mark McKelvey] the one we needed." made the stop. Seconds later, Greenlow they've shown that, especially against repelled a blast by Radics from the right Virginia." and I just saw it drop right in front of JMU, who outshot the Retrievers wing. Added Martin, "You're happy with the goal." 20-7, mounted its strongest attack early John Stroud then intercepted a pass at players coming along, but you like to UMBC was fortunate to come away in the second half. The Dukes had three midfield and fed Radics, who again was win while they do it. And tonight we with the upset despite being outplayed scoring opportunities in one minute open on the right wing. This time, just didn't finish our chances." by the Dukes. against UMBC goalkeeper Kurt "This was the big one," Rakowsky Greenlow. Radics shot for the far corner but The Dukes have a week off before said. "We've been playing against a With 38:35 to go, JMU's Mike missed to the left playing Liberty Saturday at 7 p.m. at couple really tough teams but we've Cafiero attempted a header off a comer "Every time we got the ball on the JMU Stadium.

By Dave Washburn Nick White was defeated 6-3, 6-2 by Brad Kelly at staff writer number three. JMU's men's tennis team tasted both victory and In addition. Marc Brix was edged by Radck Kocek defeat this weekend as they competed in the JMU at fourth singles 6-7, 6-4, 6-2, Matt Goctz Fall Classic, a round-robin tournament including overpowered Gary Fry 6-2, 6-1 at number five for JMU goes 1-2 teams from Virginia Commonwealth, Bloomsburg the Dukes second win, and Gerald Syska fell to Jon (Pa.) and West Virginia. Paldan 6-4, 6-2 to round out die top six. The Dukes were pitted against nationally ranked In doubles action. Dearth and Bell lost to Kelly West Virginia in their opening match on Friday. and Fry 6-2, 6-3 at number one, while David in Fall Classic Schawrtz and Qucntin Kelly lost 6-2, 7-6 (7-4) at The Mountaineers were the heavy favorites going into the tournament and they lived up to their second doubles to Unncbcrg and Paldan. Brix and advance billing by defeating the Dukes 7-2. Stephen Sccord were stopped by Nair and Kocek at For JMU, Sonny Dcartfvlost to Madhu Nair 6-1, number three, 6-4, 6-2. 6-3 at number one, Carl Bell rallied to beat Morten Unncbcrg 4-6, 6-4, 6-4 at second singles, while See TENNIS page 21 >- _ Page 20, The Breeze, Monday, Octobar 5, 1987

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\ The Breeze, Monday, October 5. 1987, page 21 Golfers place third in JMU Invitational

By John Craig JMU sophomore Donna Martz placed staff writer fifth with a score of 245 (78-88-79). Competing individually, JMU's Tara The JMU women's golf team finished McKcnna came in 16th with a 256. third in the nine-team JMU Invitational Wendy Kern finished 17th with a at Spotswood Country Club in 257, Janet Matsey tied for 22nd with a Harrisonburg this past weekend, placing 262 and Karen Jefferson placed 24th behind Longwood College and Pcnn with a 263. State University. Longwood won the tournament with At times, the players from each a three-round score of 975, followed by school looked to be prepared for the Penn State at 988 and JMU at 1,004. skiing slopes of the Shenandoah The fourth through ninth finishers were Mountains rather than the par-73, William and Mary (1,022), Methodist 5,931-yard links. But though some (1,031), Appalachian State (1,073), players donned ski caps and sweaters, Vanderbilt (1,078), Winthrop (1,197), O'Donnell says the cold weather didn't and Meredith (1,263). play a big factor. "We played better [Sunday] than we "We were the only team that didn't did in the past two days," JMU coach improve [Saturday]," she said. Martha O'Donnell said. The Dukes had "William and Mary improved 26 their problems, though, shooting strokes [Saturday]." rounds of 333, 341 and 330 on The winds picked up Saturday successive days. afternoon and Sunday morning and that Each team's top four individual scores might have had an impact on the result. per day count toward the team total. A But for the most part, Martz shared 330 total averages to 82.5 strokes per O'Donncll's disappointment in the player. Dukes' finish. "They [JMU] got uptight and wanted "We really didn't play up to our to play well in their tournament," expectations," Martz said. "The weather O'Donnell added. "Today [Sunday] was and wind affected us, but we should a confidence builder because we shot the have done a. lot better and we can't 330. If we can get below 330, we will blame it on the weather." regain the confidence." Part of the Dukes' inability to Individually, Tina Barrett of challenge for the title stemmed from Longwood won the championship by their putting. As a team, JMU had posting a three-day total of 230, ending eighteen 3-putt greens on Sunday. with a 3-over-par round of 76 on "We have to work on our short Sunday. Wendy MacTurk from Penn game," Martz said, "and get our heads State University placed second with a on straight." 238 total. "We need a good tournament to build JMU freshman Molly McCann led our confidence to believe we arc a good the Dukes with a 242 (80-83-79), tied Staff photo by TRACEY D. NEALE team," she said. for third with Grctchcn Pugh (78-81-83) O'Donnell expected JMU to work Junior Wendy Kern hits a drive during the JMU Invitational of Longwood. harder to prepare for the rest of their fall golf tournament at Spotswood Country Club. Kern finished "I was happy with her [McCann]," season — beginning with a visit to with a three-day total of 257 to place 17th individually, help- O'Donnell said. "She had one or two Lexington, Ky. for the University of ing the Dukes place third of nine teams. bad holes each day that kept her out of Kentucky Invitational Oct. 15. reach, though." Tennis > (Continued from page 19) 7-5, 2-6, 6-1 and Syska bested Dave win the big points." Gilbert 6-2, 6-7 (2-7), 6-4. At number The Dukes showed a great deal of Although JMU coach Jack Arbogast two doubles, Goctz and Syska toppled heart and determination in Saturday was not happy with the loss\ he did Mark Billonc and Marc Lupinacci 1-6, afternoon's match against VCU. JMU note that West Virginia was one of the 6-2, 64. dominated the Rams in singles, taking

V best teams the Dukes have faced in The Dukes' defeats in singles play five wins in six matches. quite a while. . -'■ came at number one, two, three, and Because JMU already had clinched the •They have an awful lot of talent. fi*e. Dearth succumbed to Billonc 4-6, team match, doubles play was canceled. (upcoming events in JMU sports) Arbogast said of the Mountaineers. 6-1. 6-1. Bell fell 7-5, 6-1 to Roly For JMU, Bell stopped Eric "They are the best tennis team we've Lamy. White lost to Lance Milncr 6-3, Wammock 6-3, 6-1 at number two. played in two years." 6-4 and Goetz was stopped by White triumphed over Mark Troxcll JMU hoped to rebound from their Lupinacci 6-3,6-4. 6-3. 6-4 at number three and Brix VOLLEYBALL loss Saturday morning as they faced JMU's first and third doubles teams cruised past Ashley Vcloso 6-2, 6-1 at Tuesday — JMU at Virginia Division II power Bloomsburg. also lost. Dearth and Bell were downed number four. Goctz breezed past Eric Commonwealth University Although the Dukes started slowly in by Lamy and Milncr 6-2, 3-6, 6-3 Holozcr 6-0, 6-0 at number five and (Richmond), 7.30 p.m. the cold and windy conditions, they while Brix and Secord were defeated 4-6, Syska crushed Mike Lilos 6-0, 6-0 to ' managed to claim two of the six singles 6-1, 6-4 by Quiglcy and Dave clinch the victory for the Dukes. matches to stay alive entering doubles. Glassford. The lone win for VCU came at FIELD HOCKEY But Bloomsburg was not to be Arbogast said that although number one singles as Jamie Hcvron Wednesday — JMU at OW denied, as they posted victories in two Bloomsburg played well, he thought edged Dearth 6-1,7-5. Dominion University (Norfolk), of the three matches to win 6-3. that JMU should have won the match. JMU returns to action next Friday as 3 p.m. JMU recorded triumphs at numbers "We had excellent opportunities at it travels to Lexington to compete in four and six. Brix downed Matt Quiglcy one and three doubles but we failed to the Washington and Lee Invititational. . i t Page 22, The Breeze, Monday, October 5, 1987

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( ( /v Chinese and Bar- B-Que Carry Out 'Why go out for C9-(I9^ES{E 70OD, when you can have it delivered fresh and hot Major Barbara — to your place on or off campus!!!- % Qtorgt 'BernardShaw Latimer-Shaeffer "Theatre _ Off campus minimum Si0.00 purchase Check + S.25 Charge October 6-10-8:00pm; October 11 - 2:00pm 434-4653 VISA-MASTER CARD-CHOICE [ 434-3003 Minimum $5.00 or $.50 Charge Admission ■ $3.00, $4.00, $5.00 The Breeze, Monday, October 5, 1987, page 23 Dukes win Eastern tennis tournament The JMU women's tennis team won the 18-tcam 17th-place Chris Mcnard at 26:39, 26th-place Jeff Eastern Collegiate Tournament this weekend in SPORTSFILE Wagman at 27:11, 28th-place David Maynor at Trenton, N.J. 27:15, 30lh-placc Cyrus Nasseri at 27:20, 33rd-place The Dukes scored 39 points, followed by Rutgers Joe Collura at 28:45 and 35th-place Daniel Kallour at with 28.5 and Penn with 26.5. final score. -» 31:11. JMU number one player Chris Gillies won the On Saturday, Amy Hicks' goal with 1:35 to play singles championship, defeating Dukes' number two lifted JMU over Boston University 2-1, giving player Justine Higgins 6-1, 6-0 in Sunday's final. Dukes' coach Dee McDonough her 100th win in JMU volleyball team Gillies earned her berth in the final with straight-set eight years at JMU. Her career record is now triumphs over opponents from George Mason, 100-77-13. captures two of three Rutgers and Old Dominion. Higgins won in straight The game remained scoreless during the first half, sets over players from Concordia, Temple 'and but Lisa Millikcn scored 7:15 into the second half to The JMU volleyball team went 2-1 in a Colonial Pennsylvania, then defeated Rutgers and Trenton give the Dukes a 1 -0 lead. Kerry Nadwodny and Diane Athletic Association round robin tournament in Buch received assists on Millikcn's goal. < State players in three sets to reach the title match. Williamsburg this weekend. In doubles, JMU's number two team of Jennifer The Terriers' Jody Maxwell retaliated on/an assist from Tamarah Klein to lie the game 1-1 with just The Dukes arc now 16-3 overall and 2-1 in the Brandt and Rcncc Lcmmcrman lost the title match to CAA. Rutgers 7-5, 2-6, 6-0 Sunday. Earlier in the over 10 minutes remaining. The contest appeared headed for overtime until JMU began the weekend on a bad note when it lost tournament, they won over Colgate 6-0,6-2, Temple to defending CAA and Eastern College Athletic 7-5, 7-6 and Pennsylvania 6-3,6-0. Hicks converted the game-winner. JMU goalkeeper Ashley Duncan had nine saves on Conference champion William and Mary 3-0 (15-9, The Dukes' number three tandem of Stephanie 15-13, 15-3). Baker and Wendy Gross won the consolation bracket the day, while BU's Pam Mudway had seven. The Dukes next face Old Dominion Wednesday in But JMU made up for that loss by defeating both Sunday with a 6-4, 5-7, 6-4 triumph over Old George Mason and American Saturday. Norfolk at 3 p.m. Dominion. First the Dukes edged George Mason 3-2 (16-14, 13-15. 15-12, 14-16, 15-7). Field hockey team Cross country squad JMU then beat American 3-1 (15-9, 4-15, 15-2, 15-2). splits pair in Boston tops VMI, falls to Tribe The Dukes face Virginia Commonwealth Tuesday in Richmond at 7:30 p.m. The JMU field hockey team split its games The JMU men's cross country team defeated against Boston University and Northeastern in Virginia Military Institute 25-30 but lost to William Boston, Mass., this weekend to move its record to and Mary 24-35 in an 8,000-meter race Saturday at Dukes' runners place 2-6. Williamsburg. The Dukes are now 1-1 in dual meets. The Dukes lost to Northeastern Sunday 2-0. All three teams ran the course simultaneously, but eighth in GMU race The Huskies dominated action, outshooling JMU scores were totaled in a double dual meet format. 32-11. JMU goalkeeper Ashley Duncan had 14 saves, The Dukes' Pcje Wcilcnmann took first place in the The JMU women's cross country team placed while Norihcastcm's Amy Wcsternman had 5. overall standings with a time of 24:22, 31 seconds eighth out of nine teams in the George Mason Northcastern's Jeninc Fisher scored an unassisted better than second-place Greg Hoofnagle of VMI. Invitational in Fairfax this weekend. goal 27:37 into the first half to give the Huskies a JMU's Doug Bloor finished fifth in 25:31 and teammate Claud Gibson placed eighth with a The Dukes' top finisher was Lorna Lewis, who 1 -0 advantage. clocking of 25:52. placed 11th with a 17:59.3. Tricia Rilter came in At the 29:27 mark of the second half, Kelly 47th with a time of 18:40.62. Brantncr added an insurance goal to account for the Brian Schmidt placed 16th in 26:35, followed by

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Moving M*ANWWLS, AT *?£Ag{S£££« $om0** mi*1 ahead CROSSING ALL the hurdles has been difficult, but it looks like WJMR will become a reality in the not-so-distant future. The proposed student-run radio station has gone from hanging in a haze of doubt to what general manager Laura Barton terms, "seeing the light at the end of the tunnel." For a long time, students had no hope of listening to anything off the college music charts. Between the community-oriented WMRA and WQPO, we have a mix of everything from top pop to bluegrass, but only occassional college tracks. WJMR, will be a student-run, student-oriented radio station. It will expand listening tastes, and give valuable practical on-air experience to students who want it. But there is still work to be done, including a number of hurdles with the Federal Communications Commission, -

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Debate rages Graduation dignity depends on the students, not the location To the editor: "We've earned it!" It is true that a graduate has earned graduation (i.e. overcrowdedness on the quad, etc.) In response to Dr. Cohen's and Dr. Wynn's letters the right to a degree, but not the right to have the conduct of the students is not one of them. (Breeze, Oct. 1) I support their assertion that best party of their life at the expense of taking away If the university, students and faculty agree that graduation needs to be "cleaned up." from the dignity of the entire graduation. they would like to restore graduation to a dignified As a May 1986 JMU graduate, I was also very I do not agree with Dr. Cohen in his sympathy for ceremony, then moving it is not the answer, for that disappointed in the conduct of some of my fellow Dr. Carrier, however. Dr. Carrier has assisted in will only switch the location of the party. graduates. When the governor of a state gives a establishing a very fine, well-rounded university. To What is needed arc guidelines created by a studcnt-faculty-administration committee; possibly keynote address at a graduation, and those that he is begin to name his accomplishments would not begin addressing are acting as if he weren't there, what is to do him justice; but, for the five years that I have utilizing the services of the new UCO. What is needed is not a move from the quad as the sense of having a dignitary there? Why even have been here I have never heard him once ever publicly punishment for misconduct; but rather, a strong a graduation? Why not simply send the "pieces of state that he has been disappointed with any actions unambiguous statement from a president who is paper" home and dispense with all of the committed by JMU students. Never have I heard the first word of criticism, yet admired by many of his students. ceremonials? The issue of restoring dignity to graduation is not I know of several people that didn't go to always the abundance of praise. Everyone needs a little constructive criticism in order to gain a proper one of location, but one of appropriate guidelines. graduation simply because they thought it wasn't What is needed is a change in attitude by the students important enough. perspective of "progress." If Dr. Carrier docs not feel the conduct of the students was appropriate, then he themselves and they need guidance both from their I believe that the majority of students at JMU peers and the administration. would not mind having a diginified graduation should tell the students. ceremony. The fault lies in the tradition surrounding Dr. Cohen asserts that one of the reasons for the moving of the graduation from the quad to the Christopher A. Averill graduation. stadium is the behavior of the students. Although graduate student It is viewed as a chance to have another "good history lime." After all, some of those graduating reason, there might be legitimate reasons for moving Sunday graduation adds complications for students, parents late Sunday night or Monday before leaving. What Those people that I and my colleagues really care To the editor: will happen to new RA's and residents moving in for for will manage to express their sorrow between Let's all get over the stadium shall we? The senior Friday and Saturday. And in the end, those closest to class has been officially notified that graduation will May session (which in the past begins the week following exams)? us will remain in touch beyond graduation. I feel be in the stadium—end of controversy. I think that confident of this. we, the senior class, should think about the most So I am asking that those of you brewing over the important issue at hand.. .the day of graduation. Finally, there are some of us who simply do not want to stay here until Sunday. I would prefer to quad to please resign yourself to the stadium and In my opinion, a whole day of "festivities" for consider a more plausible aspect of our graduation. students and parents would be a waste of school funds graduate on Saturday, and I have talked to many other seniors who share in my opinion. If the andt everyone's time. It seems to me that it would Leslie Thompson also encourage an extra 24 hours of drinking for an administration is concerned that the seniors will not have adequate time to say their good-byes, let me senior already saturated group. communications Following is a list of my main concerns associated squelch their fears. with a Sunday graduation. First, for students who live any distance from JMU (over two hours) a Sunday graduation would delay Change in location not the answer their trip homeward considerably. I feel that those persons who suggested the Sunday alternative forgot A. To the editor: Certainly all three organizations should have to consider the fact that aside from attending the In his letter, Ralph Cohen implied that the done so several years ago without any prompting, formal ceremony, students have to pack cars, drive students are to blame for the new location of but your advice, as well as that of other professors, home and then unload their belongings as well. This graduation. was needed before any of the events of the past year process takes a long enough period without adding to Indeed, the students, through their behavior at ever happened. it—several hours at graduation. * past ceremonies, have not helped the matter. Secondly, some of us, in the senior class, have not Perhaps I am missing Dr. Cohen's main point, but As an excellent professor of English, I am sure been bom into the happy idealistic families that Dr. I do not quite understand how changing the site of you realize that the fine students of JMU Carrier seems to be imagining will circulate the quad graduation will automatically change the behavior sometimes need a little push before they tackle an on Saturday and kick up thier heels at the suggested of the students, as Dr. Cohen has also implied. issue whole-heartedly. You stated that the faculty Saturday evening dance for parents. Student cheering of the opening prayer, their has considered boycotting graduation, but up until My own parents are divorced and, while I expect booing of the speaker, and their drunken your letter, the faculty has remained publicly silent that both of them will be happy to attend my irresponsiblility will not suddenly come to a halt on the issue. graduation, I do not think they would be equally as who graduation moves to the stadium. How is it that your letter marked the first time enthusiastic about strolling along the quad and Dr. Cohen also correctly suggested that President that the students even heard of a boycott? This waltzing together on Saturday. » Carrier was unfairly insulted in The Breeze. Dr. whole episode does not represent JMU's effon to Third, a Sunday graduation wbuld add to trie Cohen, your point is well taken, but does it take a make faculty and students work together. complications for resident advisors who are also student insulting our fine president to prompt you trying to make their way homeward for the summer. to write a letter calling for the SGA, senior class Carl Levesque Any seniors in a residence hall would be required to and The Breeze to take serious action against the post-baccalaureate wait until Sunday to leave, as well as any underclass problems of the graduation ceremony? English/education residents who decide to delay their departures. This means that RA's will be required to stay until Page 26, The Breeze, Monday, October 5, 1987

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ANDERSON o The Breeze, Monday, October 5, 1987, page 27 Roiintree- ► (Continued from page 24) Approach graduation with maturity I into this category. A call to Dr. William Bolding, To the editor: director of the Office of Residence Life, revealed that of Our classes are not only too large for the quad, I would like to commend Steven Tiller on his but also too ill-mannered. I strongly support the the 5,200 students on campus, 8 pei*cnt are of thought-provoking letter to the editor (The Breeze, decision that Dr. Carrier, in doing his job as drinking age. That's 416 people, a far cry from 2,000. Oct 1.) regarding the "impracticality" of a stadium president of this university, has made. And while a few people become of age at various graduation. Certainly such a passionate letter We, as students, must approach graduation with times during the year, the percentage does not change deserves some response. maturity not found in previous classes, and restore drastically. Facts tend to put things in a different light Mr. Tiller suggested that, due to crowding, the to the occasion the dignity it deserves. ihan do guesses. stadium may be intolerably hot, and sick persons Miss Lanzillotta also argued that buying kegs is difficult to reach. He does not consider the Donna J. Childress cheaper than buying beer by the can or bottle. This is unlikelihood of body heat build-up in an open air junior probably true. Big deal. If keg prices suddenly jumped stadium, nor the crowded conditions that exist on ^ English 20 percent, I doubt there would be much of a reduction the quad. Apparently, he is unaware that the in sales. stadium is designed to accommodate large numbers The last paragraph of her letter is really a hoot. She of people, and that paramedic teams arc trained in wrote,". . .talk to your SGA senators, and if you see rescue. Uncle Ron tell him that his 10,000 students want kegs He has supposedly attended previous graduations on campus." Trying to blow the keg "issue" out of with parents who were pleased with the beauty of proportion and including everyone in the struggle our campus; he fails to report those parents' against the evil forces of sobriety just won't work. reactions to the unattractive sight of drunken Most people find it difficult to support a lame cause. graduates. The keg debate is dead; may it rest in peace. He forgets that Dr. Carrier has not set Sunday as the definite date of graduation, but merely proposed a weekend-long celebration to appease sulking students. Furthermore, Mr. Tiller threatens to withhold alumni contributions if he is not granted the ceremony he prefers, thus sadly implying that he U values the quad itself over JMU as a whole, and his personal satisfaction over the advancement of COST GIVE TO THE AMERICAN higher education. or CANCER-SOCIETY. It is this lack of concern for others that has UVMG. turned our past graduations into embarrassments.

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