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WEDNESDAY EVENING, MARCH 28, 2012 (N) New Broadcast INS:Insight ATT:AT&T DSH:Dish DIR:DirecTV MOVIES SPORTS KIDS INS ATT DSH DIR 3PM3:30 4PM4:30 5PM5:30 6PM6:30 7PM7:30 8PM8:30 9PM9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 ANPL 60 252 184 282 Too Cute! Infested! Hillbilly Handfishin’ River Monsters Hillbilly Handfishin’ River Monsters River Monsters: Unhooked “Killer Catfish” River Monsters DISC American Chopper Cus- American Chopper Cus- MythBusters Urban Sons of Guns “This Time It” Sons of Guns “Sniper Rifle” Sons of Guns “Kamikaze Sons of Guns “Jesse Bunker People Survival Sons of Guns “Jesse 38 120 182 278 tom motorcycles. tom motorcycles. myths tested. Riot control car. Internal silencer. Cannon” James Gun” (N) structures. James Gun” DISN Wizards of A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Jessie Jessie Shake It Good Luck Austin & Shake It So Ran- " Hannah Montana The Movie (‘09) Tangled Good Luck Austin & Shake It 29 302 172 290 Waverly Up! Charlie Ally Up! dom! Miley Cyrus. (G) Ever After Charlie Ally Up! (TV G) (N) FAM ""! Ace Ventura: Pet "! Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (‘95) Jim ""! Jumanji (‘95) Robin Williams, Kirsten Dunst. An ancient, terri- "" Zathura (‘05) Tim Robbins, Jonah Bobo. Aboard game causes The 700 Club 40 178 180 311 Detective (PG-13) Carrey, Ian McNeice. (PG-13) fying game traps aboy. (PG) real effects. (PG) FOOD 46 452 110 231 Giada Giada Contessa Contessa Paula Paula Diners Diners Worst Cooks Restaurant Restaurant Restaurant Stakeout Restaurant “Meglio’s” HGTV 51 450 112 229 Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Hunters Hunters Property Brothers Income Cousins Hunters Hunters Property Brothers FAMILY HIST 54 256 120 269 How the States How the States How the States Modern Marvels American American American American Only in America (N) American American Larry the Cable Guy HUB Batman Be- Batman Be- Hero Squad G.I. Joe “De- G.I. Joe Batman: Batman: Transform Trans- Goose- 5th Grader 5th Grader The Wonder Family Ties Happy Laverne & Doogie Batman 338 335 179 294 yond yond Show scent, 1" Animated Animated frmers bumps Years Days Shirley Howser “Zodiac” NICK 42 314 170 299 Fairly Penguins Big Time Supah Sponge Kung Fu iCarly VICTOR. Sponge iCarly Wife Wife Lopez Lopez ‘70s ‘70s Friends Friends TLC 50 250 183 280 Untold ER Untold ER Untold ER Untold ER (TV14) 19 Kids and Counting Leave It Leave It Untold ER Obsession Obsession Untold ER TRAV 61 254 196 277 VFood VFood Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain “Philippines” VFood VFood VFood VFood VFood VFood Eats (N) Eats VFood VFood Food Paradise Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Dog (:31) Duck A&E The First 48 “Money” The First 48 “Shattered The First 48 “Last Wish” Storage Dog Duck Dy- Duck Dy- (:01) Duck 36 132 118 265 Unorthodox tool. Dream” Shot to death. Man found dead. Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Bounty (N) Bounty (N) nasty (N) nasty (N) Dynasty Dynasty Everybody My Wife My Wife The The 106 &Park (N) The Brothers (‘01) Morris Chestnut, D.L. Hughley. "" IThink ILove My Wife (‘07) Chris Rock, Kerry Washington. A BET Everybody 49 155 124 329 Hates Hates and Kids and Kids Parkers Parkers Four friends have romantic troubles. (R) man is tempted to have anaffair. (R) BRAV Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Interior Therapy with Interior Therapy with Million Dollar Listing What Hap- Interior 32 181 129 237 “Betrayal in Biz” “Good Buys” New York “The Shark” New York New York “Hard Hats” Jeff Lewis Jeff Lewis (N) New York (N) pens (N) Therapy CART Looney Tu- Ed, Edd ‘n Ed, Edd ‘n Johnny Johnny (:45) Regular MAD “Star Gumball Adventure (:45) Johnny NinjaGo (N) Level Up King of the King of the American American Family Guy Family Guy 52 325 176 296 nes Eddy Eddy Test Test Show Blecch” Time Test Hill Hill Dad! Dad! CMT 66 525 166 327 Spouses (TVPG) Teen Mom 2Teen Mom 2Teen Mom 2Teen Mom 2MyBig Redneck My Big Redneck """ The Rookie (‘02) Dennis Quaid. (G) (:26) (:57) (:28) Tosh.0 Sunny “Man- South Park Daily Show The Colbert 30 Rock 30 Rock Chappelle’s Chappelle’s South Park South Park South Park Ugly Ameri- Daily Show The Colbert COM Crank 59 140 107 249 Yankers Futurama Futurama hunters” Report “Winter” Show Show (N) cans (N) (N) Report E! Ice Loves Ice Loves Ice Loves Ice Loves The E! True Hollywood The E! True Hollywood E! News (N) Khloe & Khloe & Khloe & Khloe & The Soup Khloe & Chelsea E! News 56 134 114 236 Coco Coco Coco Coco Story Story Lamar Lamar Lamar Lamar (N) Lamar Lately FAITH 19 The Chaplet of Divine 19 Presents 19 Canaan 19 Presents Knight Line Fire EWTN Live In Touch (N) Highview Baptist 19 New Zion FX "" Plnt. """! Star Trek (‘09) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto. Cadets face a Two and Two and Two and Two and ""! The Waterboy (‘98) Adam Sandler, Kathy ""! The Waterboy (‘98) Adam Sandler, Kathy 28 128 136 248 Apes (‘01) villain from the future. (PG-13) Half Men Half Men Half Men Half Men Bates. Anger management. (PG-13) Bates. Anger management. (PG-13) HALL The Waltons “The Fighter” The Waltons “The Proph- The Waltons “The Boon- Little House on the Little House on the Prai- Little House on the Little House on the Prai- Frasier Frasier Frasier Natu- Frasier 68 185 312 Fighting preacher. ecy” doggle” Prairie (TV G) rie “Troublemaker” Prairie (TV G) rie “For My Lady” “Boo” (TVPG) ral birth. (TVPG) Grey’s Anatomy “Good- How IMet Reba Reba “Thanks- Reba Wife Swap “Lawson; Wife Swap “Stonerock” Wife Swap “Spencer” Wife Swap “Stallone” Wife Swap “Browne Wife Swap “Marshall”

VARIETY LIFE 35 360 108 252 bye” Grief distraction. giving” Fuentes” (TV14) (TV14) Trophy wife. (TV14) Robinson” Aspiring clown. MTV 37 502 160 331 The Challenge The Challenge The Challenge The Challenge The Challenge The Challenge The Challenge The Challenge (N) The Challenge (N) OXYG 128 368 127 251 Roseanne Roseanne Best Ink Brooklyn 11223 "" Enough (‘02) Jennifer Lopez. (PG-13) Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Brooklyn 11223 Enough (PG-13) SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Investi- CSI: Crime Scene Inves- Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction American American Repo Gms Repo Gms 41 145 168 241 gation (TV14) tigation “Boom” Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters (N) Hunters (N) Digger (N) Digger (N) (N) SYFY Ghost Whisperer “Bar- Ghost Whisperer “Listing” Ghost Hunters “Har- Ghost Hunters “Residual Ghost Hunters “Hotel Ghost Hunters “Frozen Ghost Hunters Interna- Monster Man “Infestation” Ghost Hunters Interna- 64 151 122 244 gain” Jim’s suspicions. Murder mystery. vesting” Girl burned alive. Haunts” Haunts” Dog joins crew. in Fear” tional (N) Demonic ants. (N) tional “Frankenstein’s” TBS Loves Ray- Loves Ray- Friends Friends Friends Friends King of Queens Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Conan Scheduled: Dana 27 112 137 247 mond mond Queens Theory Carvey. (N) TNT The Closer “Sudden Death” Law &Order “Lost Boys” Law &Order “Loco Pa- Law &Order “Quit Claim” Law &Order “Sundown” Law &Order “Second Law &Order “Thinking Law &Order “Seer” CSI: NY “Youngblood” 43 108 138 245 Hunt for shooter. Polygamist cult. rentis” Real estate scam. Hospital beating. Opinion” Makes” Death “visions”. Underage escorts. TRUTV 53 164 204 246 Most Daring Most Daring Most Daring Cops Cops World’s Dumbest... Repo Repo Repo S. Beach S. Beach S. Beach Bait Car Bait Car TVLD 65 138 106 304 Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Home Raymond Raymond Cleveland Divorced Queens Queens TVONE Good Good Good Good Good Good ADifferent ADifferent Living Sin- Living Sin- Martin Martin Find Our Missing Wash- "" The Best Man (‘99) Taye Diggs, Nia Long. A 24 157 328 Times Times Times Times Times Times World World gle gle ington, D.C. writer’s new novel annoys his friends. (R) UNIV 67 3002 270 402 Dos hogares El gordo ylaflaca (N) Primer impacto (N) Alma de Noticiero Una familia con suerte Cambios drásticos. Abismo de pasión (N) No amar (TVPG) Primer (N) Noticiero USA NCIS “Eye Spy” Officer NCIS “Other Left Foot” NCIS “1 Shot, 1Kill” Ma- NCIS “Good Samaritan” NCIS: Los Angeles NCIS “Frying Pan” Slain NCIS “Tell-All” National psych “Autopsy Turvy” Fairly Legal “Start Me Up” 33 124 105 242 murdered. Severed leg found. rine recruiter. Serial killer. “Predator” Marine father. threat. Woody needs help. (N) Liver transplant. VH1 47 518 162 335 Basketball Wives Basketball Wives Full Court by June The Greatest The Greatest Couples Therapy Couples Therapy (N) Consignmn Couples Therapy Consignmn WGN Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Old Chris- Old Chris- 30 Rock 30 Rock America’s Funniest America’s Funniest America’s Funniest WGN News at Nine The 30 Rock Scrubs 20 180 239 307 “99th Ranger” “Devil’s Turf” tine tine “Argus” “Moms” Home Videos Home Videos Home Videos headline news. (N) “Do-Over” Leaving J.D. "! Hard to Kill (‘90) Steven Seagal, Kelly LeBrock. A CSI: Miami “Death Grip” CSI: Miami “Best De- CSI: Miami “Hurricane” """ Die Hard (‘88) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman. ANew York cop who is visiting """ Die Hard: With a AMC 26 795 130 254 police detective awakens seven years after he is shot Ateen tennis player is kid- fense” Lawyer interferes Scattered evidence connects Los Angeles finds himself pitted against agroup of ruthless terrorists who are hold- Vengeance (‘95) Bruce and left for dead. (R) napped. with investigation. two cases. ing guests hostage at aChristmas party. (R) Willis. (R) (2:20) "! Godzilla (‘98, Science Fiction) Mat- (:45) ""! Rumble in the Bronx (‘96, Ac- (:20) "" Spawn (‘97, Fantasy) John Leguizamo, Michael Jai ""! Final Destination 2 (‘03) Ali (:35) "! Godzilla (‘98, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick, Hank Azaria. Asci- ENC 630 932 340 535 thew Broderick, Hank Azaria. Iguana on ram- tion) Jackie Chan, Anita Mui. Acop aids his White. Murdered killer becomes hero from hell. (PG-13) Larter, A.J. Cook. Ayoung woman tries to entist and aFrenchman struggle to save NYC from agiant irradiated iguana. page! (PG-13) American uncle. (R) cheat death. (R) (PG-13) ""! The Gift (‘01) Cate Blanchett, Giovanni Ribisi. A (:12) FXM "! Freedomland (‘06) Samuel L. Jackson, Julianne (:43) FXM "" 15 Minutes (‘01) Robert De Niro, Edward Burns. (:16) FXM "" 15 Minutes (‘01) Robert De Niro,

MOVIE FMC 607 792 133 258 small-town psychic is asked to help solve the disappear- Presents Moore. Racial tension develops over awoman’s claims Presents Two cops pursue apair of killers who film their brutal Presents Edward Burns. Killers film their exploits ance of asocialite. (R) of carjacking and kidnapping. (R) exploits for the press. (R) for press. (R) (2:00) Libel (‘59, Drama) Olivia The Password Is Courage (‘62) Dirk Bogarde, Maria """ Damn the Defiant! (‘62) Alec Guinness, Dirk """ Gypsy (‘62) Rosalind Russell, Natalie Wood. Ayoung woman ""! The Cincinnati Kid (‘65) Steve TCM 608 790 132 256 de Havilland, Dirk Bogarde. Perschy. ABritish prisoner of war plots adaring escape Bogarde. An honorable captain is torn between his con- rises to fame as aburlesque performer. (NR) McQueen, Edward G. Robinson. Poker (NR) from aNazi prison camp. (NR) science and maritime law. (NR) challenge. (NR) (2:00) Drumline (‘02, Drama) """ X2: X-Men United (‘03) Patrick Stewart, Hugh (:15) ""! Men in Black (‘97, Science Fiction) Will Smith, Game Change (‘12) Ed Harris, Julianne Moore. Alook Luck Gus tries to protect (:10) Real Time with Bill HBO 700 802 300 501 Nick Cannon, Zoe Saldana. Jackman. The X-Men join Magneto to battle agovern- Tommy Lee Jones. Two secret agents monitor aliens. (PG-13) is taken at John McCain and Sarah Palin’s presidential his employer. Maher (TVMA) (PG-13) ment agent’s genocidal plan. (PG-13) campaign in 2008. (2:30) "" Valentine’s Day (‘10, Romance) (:35) "Scorcher (‘02, Action) Mark Dacascos, (:10) Platoon (‘86, War) Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe. Asoldier (:15) Hall Pass (‘11, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis. ""! The Eagle (‘11) Channing Tatum, Istvan Goz. A MAX 730 832 310 515 Kathy Bates. Love is determined, sought and ig- Rutger Hauer. Threat of earth’s destruction. (R) in Vietnam re-evaluates his beliefs after he sees civilians massa- Husband allowed affair tries luring women at bars with pals, centurion’s journey to find lost father &soldiers leads to nored. (PG-13) cred. (R) causing trouble. (R) adeadly tribe. (PG-13) (2:30) ""! Day Zero (‘07, (:15) "" Blind Horizon (‘04, Drama) Val Kilmer, Neve Camp- """ The Messenger (‘09) Ben Foster, Woody Fierce Funny Women Shameless “Just Like The” House of Californ- Inside Com- Paul Moo- SHOW 750 852 318 545 Drama) Elijah Wood, Chris bell. An amnesiac wakes up in awestern town. (R) Harrelson. Two soldiers are assigned to deliver unfortu- Four female comics per- Monica continues her down- Lies “Busi- ication “The edy “Kathy ney: The Klein. (R) nate news to families. (R) form. ward spiral. ness” Party” Griffin/” God

PREMIUM (:05) """ ALove Song for Bobby Long (‘04, Drama) (:15) "" Scenes of the Crime (‘01, Crime) Jeff Bridges, Jon (:55) "" Jumping the Broom (‘11, Comedy) Angela """! Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger (:20) "! White Chicks (‘04, STARZ 650 902 350 527 John Travolta, Scarlett Johansson. Ayoung women returns to her Abrahams. Athug accidentally kidnaps acrime boss (R) Bassett, Paula Patton. Awedding runs into multiple obstacles. Tides (‘11) Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz. Pirate con- Comedy) Shawn Wayans. hometown. (R) (PG-13) fused by woman from his past. (PG-13) (PG-13) The Out of the Ashes (‘03) Christine Lahti, Jessica """ Tabloid (‘11) Kent Gavin, Dr. " Bone Snatcher (‘04) Scott Bairstow, "! Scary Movie 2 (‘01) Anna Faris, """ The Mechanic (‘11) Jason (:35) "" TMC 785 882 327 554 Scenesters Beitchman. Adoctor who survived Auschwitz is accused Hong. Missionary abducted by abeauty Rachel Shelley. Survey site contains Shawn Wayans. Students stay at haunted Statham, Ben Foster. An assassin avenges Botched (‘07) (‘12) (R) later of collusion with the Nazis. (R) queen. (R) flesh-eating bugs. (R) house. (R) his friend’s murder. (R) (NR)