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Page 1 June 1-30, 2006 Volume XI Issue No. 6 Twelve Years and Counting Summer Concerts at Cricket Pavilion June 4 July 18 Sammy Hagar Steely Dan June 17 Chicago Huey Lewis July 20 Crosby, Stills Nash June 24 Il DIVO July 28 Carlos Santana July 1 It’s Counting Crows Goo Goo Dolls Time to July 31 Kelly Clarkson July 2 Poison Turn Up Cinderella The Heat! August 18 July 4 KORN VAN’s Warped Family Values Tour In This Issue... August 22 July 7 Upcoming Events, Anniver- 2 OZZFest saries, Birthdays Def Leppard Official Black Out Days 3 Journey LakeFeast 4 July 13 Rascal Flats Post Orders. News from the 5-9 office August 23 Dave Matthews Final Thoughts Mick Hirko 10 Page 2 Upcoming Events. June 2 USAC Arena June 11 Ashley Simpson June 19 AND One Mix Freestyle Dodge Theater Tape Tour Explosion USAC Arena June 16 Martina McBride June 20 Fiona Apple June 2 “Solo Para AVA Tucson Dodge Theatre Mujeres” Dodge Theatre June 24 IL DEVO June 16 Anita Baker Cricket Pavilion Dodge Theatre BLACKOUT DAY June 4 Sammy Hagar Cricket Pavilion June 24 INXS BLACKOUT June 17 CHICAGO and Dodge Theatre DAY Huey Lewis CRICKET PAVILION June 28 Rat Dog with BLACKOUT DAY String Cheese June 7 Fiesta Mall Band Zumies June 17 RBD USAC Dodge Theatre Arena ANNIVERSARIES Francisco Chavez 1 yea 1 year T.E.A.M. Cents Bryan Williamson 1 years encourages all staff and STOP Gabriel Ginsburg 2 years employees to submit an article about your work experience, Antony Bosley 3 years suggestions and ideas. E-mail Frank H erbert 3 years your letters to: [email protected] ALL EMPLOYEES Or FAX to: (480) 736-8252 ARE Management has the right to review and approve all written material. REQUIRED TO Any article deemed inappropriate will not be published WORK ONE SHIFT ON BLACKOUT BIRTHDAYS DAYS!! Floyd West 6/8 Steve Arambula 6/9 Rachel Anderson 6/10 Kathy Rice 6/10 Joe Hunch 6/12 DISCLAIMER Robert Morici 6/13 T.E.A.M. CENTS Staff does not assume liability in any way for anything printed, inferred, or diagramed in T.E.A.M. CENTS. If at any time you find anything you Alexander Blandon 6/20 read in T.E.A.M. CENTS offensive, then by all means, stop reading immediately. If Miguel Cuadrado 6/20 you should happen to be inadvertently offended, and continue to read, you do so at Garrett Ferguson 6/25 your own risk. If you continue to read this offensive material yourself, and your lips move while you read, and you are in the room with anyone who is able to read Kevin Walz 6/26 lips, then, YOU not US, are responsible for offending them. The stories and char- Siegfried Faith-Evans 6/30 acters you read about in T.E.A.M. CENTS are purely fictional. Any similarity to real people, living or dead, places and events, are merely coincidental. Page 3 BLACKOUT DATES FOR JUNE AND JULY Upcoming Blackout Dates June 4 Cricket Pavilion Sammy Hagar 12:30 PM June 17 Cricket Pavilion Chicago and Huey Lewis 5:30 PM June 24 Cricket Pavilion IL DIVO 5:30 PM July 1 Cricket Pavilion Counting Crows and Goo Goo Dolls 5:30 PM July 2 Cricket Pavilion Poison and Cinderella 5:30 PM July 4 Cricket Pavilion Van’s Warped Tour 7:00 AM July 4 Tempe Fourth of July 7:00 AM July 4 Phoenix Fourth of July 7:00 AM July 4 Mesa Fourth of July 5:00 PM July 4 Glendale Fourth of July 4:00 PM July 7 Cricket Pavilion Ozzfest 7:00 AM July 13 Cricket Pavilion Rascal Flats 5:30 PM July 18 Cricket Pavilion Steely Dan 5:30 PM July 20 Cricket Pavilion Crosby Stills Nash 5:30 PM July 28 Cricket Pavilion Santana 5:30 PM July 31 Cricket Pavilion Kelly Clarkson 5:30 PM Recruiting Bonus Money Now, from this very moment forward, referring an Employee to TEAM earns bigger bucks. No longer merely $25.oo, now we are talking $25.oo PLUS another $100.oo when they complete 400 hours. Yes, that is correct, a total of $125.00 !!!!!!!!! Contact recruiting for more details ([email protected]) Page 4 A DAY AT THE LAKE Captain Jeff and his Trus ty Mate McCready stops, he shoots and jump in Hell no, you jump in. scores!!! a three point elizabeth I swear it was an alligator!! Samantha Jeremy throws a trying to “hang Loose” catch a “hang Loose” For those of you that didn’t make it to “LAKEFEST”, keep your spirits up. T.E.A.M. will be having more activities for all employees including the infamous “COMPANY PICNIC” Page 5 FIELD CARDS They only want to see you naked. COSTELLO: You recommended MARIANNE MORRISON something? I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I ABBOTT: Yes. feel so stupid now. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. Hello everyone, COSTELLO: OK, what did you I just want to remind everyone Some More from Marianne recommend for my office? that making a fashion statement is ABBOTT: Office. not our purpose when we are If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! work. Yes, you need to be clean ABBOTT: I recommend Office and well dressed, but the jewelry sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like with Windows. that I have been noticing on our COSTELLO: I already have an guards while on duty is more than this: Costello Calls To Buy a Computer office with windows! OK, let's just what you are told you are allowed say I'm sitting at my computer to wear. Please remember no ex- From Abbott ABBOTT: Super Duper computer and I want to type a proposal. cessive jewelry is allowed and What do I need? that includes the 3 or 4 sets of store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting ABBOTT: Word. earrings some of the females COSTELLO: What word? have been wearing. up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Word in Office. The individuals with long hair also COSTELLO: The only word in need to remember that anything ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. office is office. on or past the shoulders HAS to ABBOTT: The Word in Office for be tied back in a pony tail. And it ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a com- Windows. doesn't matter if you have been 1 COSTELLO: Which word in of- month or 5 years, the rules are puter. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? fice for windows? the same for everyone. ABBOTT: The Word you get Cell phone usage is for emergen- COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. when you click the blue "W". cies only. Not for you to be text COSTELLO: I'm going to click messaging your friends all night ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get your blue "w" if you don't start while you are on a not so busy with some straight answers. post. If you are text messaging, stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a com- What about financial bookkeep- you are not giving your position ing? You have anything I can it's full undivided attention that it puter with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What track my money with? should be getting . ABBOTT: Money. will I see when I look at the win- dows? COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the win- ABBOTT: Money. KELLY MCQUILLIAN COSTELLO: I need money to dows. I need a computer and soft- ware. track my money? Like you, I hate it when people ABBOTT: Software for Windows? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with forward bogus warnings. But, this COSTELLO: No. On the com- your computer. one is important. Please forward puter! I need something I can use COSTELLO: What's bundled with to those you care about. to write proposals track expenses my computer? and run my business. What do ABBOTT: Money. you have? COSTELLO: Money comes with If someone comes to your front ABBOTT: Office. my computer? door saying they are conducting a COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. survey on deer ticks and asks you Can you recommend anything? COSTELLO: I get a bundle of to take all of your clothes off ABBOTT: I just did. money with my computer? How and dance around with your arms COSTELLO: You just did what? much? up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A ABBOTT: Recommend some- ABBOTT: One copy. SCAM. thing. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy Page 6 POST ORDERS money? in the heat. If you are sweating, this, researched and probed a ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a you need to be hydrating! 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