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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by ScholarWorks @ SeattleU. It has been accepted for inclusion in The peS ctator by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks @ SeattleU. SUBSCRIBE BRING $1.00 NOW SPECTATOR DOWN FOR "AEGIS" SETTLE COLLEGE PAYMENT Vol. 6, No. 12 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13, 1938 Seattle, Washington Guilty! What Do YouThink of the Romance Time' Orchestra College Spring Informal, Will Play Waltzes Jury Convicts Richards We Asked the Students For College Dancers On Charge Of Fraud The "Big Apple"had its day in Seattle College socials Richards, and prefect and "Swing was honored at the fall dance, but a "Back Robert L. senior at the college the Waltz" being inaugurated in the of the Sodality, was found guilty last night of defrauding Jim Thompson: to movement is of five Mr. Richards "What with a good Spring Informal, Friday night, April 22, at the Sand Joseph MacMurray of the sum cents. orchestra, good Point Golf and Country Club. Smooth and sweet music Catholic Missions hall, was alleged to have sold the magazine dance good played by Tommy cents, representing him- crowd — could Thomas and his "Romance Time" or- to the plaintiff for the sum of five who chestra will fill the blossom bedecked hall, beginning a self as an agent for the Catholic edition of Life. Counsel help having a good John Peter. Attorneys for the plain- time?" 9 :30 p. m. In keeping with the spirit and theme of the for the defense was Jim Hurson: spring dance the committee requests all women to wear tiff were Jane Doherty and Mary Martha O'Brien. "With spring inthe i long dresses. The committee wishes to announce that i Frank Hayes acted as the judge. air,— a moon in the Robert O'Gorman was disqualified sky some fun." also reserves the right to refuse admittance to anyone as a juror because of his bias failing to comply with tfiis regulation. APERS against all magazine agents. Programs Selacted KELLY Miss Doherty opened the trial Joe Phillips: Milk White Cover Programs of lavender and lace by establishing her client as in- "The late fail of have been selected for the affair swing and nocent, unsuspecting youth who music may now be procured at the By Bill Kelly "Big Apple" put us For SC Annual and had been taken in by the wiles through clownish While the advertising and sub- rate of $1.25. To facilitate advance dirty an Lips smacked, mouths watered, of a leech. She claimed gymnastics for three scription drives are moving into salt's the dance committee has I, one, stomachs sagged. The hot sun beat additional award of two and one dances. for the last lap, editorial work on the made arrangements with the book- alleged will be glad to get mercilessly on a group of students half cents because the ac- annual has proceeded forward al store, so that programs may be tion of the defendant had made her away from it." eating dry lunches on the side Bill Thoreson: a rapid rate. Plans for the book purchased either there or from the skeptical destroyed stairs. It was hot, collars were client and his "All Ican say is itself were disclosed at a meeting following members of the commit- tight, faces were red from the sul- faith in human nature. that with the setting of the staff yesterday. tee: John Peter and Jane Doherty, romantic, night the Special Design Chairman and Co-chairman, Anne triness. Shady Character lomantic, the orches- — Hoeschen, The causes ot malcontent among Ad Smith was the first witness tra romantic what The book will have a milk white McKinnon. Germaine McHugh. Keene, the various lunchers were Betty called and avowed the shady char- could be more ro- cover, embossed with a special de- Eleen Maxanna mantic?" Mary O'Brien, Colburn and Fred Conyne. They acter of the defendant. He claimed sign, drawn here and sent back to Martha Morris Sul- livan, Thoreson, each joyously took their turn at that Mr. Richards was always in- the eastern cover manufacturer, a William Bernard — Storey, Robert Hiltenbrand. John titling the quart bottle (milk of volved in some sore of a financial Ed Met,,,"- " velvet-like deep maroon inside, fol- course). other - lowed by smooth, sparkling Power, and Robert Simmons. The unhappy ones deal, and that recently he had "Once nor..- i. white were strongly coveting and plan- hocked his watch and trumpet for student; !>llmnn: in town) carrying a heroic laurel is intended as a pleasant innova- tomorrow. Smith, claimed that Mr. Richards "I tHnk this new wreath design throughout. tion from the "swing" idea which He knew just where to hook a had attempted to foist his maga- Idea ( f lace pro- The book will be a gentle has been emphasized during the grams, cow— name is Susie. And he'd ride zine plan upon her the same day, soft music, blending of the strikingly modern dreamj dances is year. 'er to school, he would. He'd tie March 18, in the library. The date wonderful." and the gracefully classic. It will Tommy Thomas' "Romance Time" 'er up at the side of the school was so recalled because that was be written in the concise, crisp orchestra, heard daily on the radio there and have his movable cafe- the birthday of her Uncle Henry f style of Life or Time, accompanied is expected to prove popular with teria waiting for him when the and he looked like Mr. Richards. Jack Archibald: by clear pictures and snapshots. college dancers. The Sand Point noon whistle sounded. Father Nich- Robert Brandmeir waa called as Wil| Lead Country , , Golf anij Country Club wan closely s 1 ols wouldn't' begrudge a/llttle of his third wltnWa "Be disclosed that Peter, editor of the annual, stated as an appropriate ./place Tor the a long bill swing music. precious grass for Susie's cud every the defendant had due Fran Sullivan: when interviewed. "We are sin- spring informal, and inasmuch as cerely attempting day. And if Susie were any good at a nickel on the bill March 18. Mr. "What can a girl to produce a no college function has taken place all, he'd have some extra milk to Brandmeir said the defendant say about a dance? book which for the money involved, there this school year, it will be It's up pay for the grass. That is, as long promised to pay the rest of the to the boy." will top most editions in the coun- new to many. The committee plans as pranksters didn't make her bill as soon as h« could sell some try. We say this not because of our decorations suitable to the time nervous so that she'd churn it all more magazines. The counsel for efforts, but because it seems that and occasion. Concerning the waltz- up into butter. the plaintiff offered an exhibit of the largest printing house in Se- time theme, chairman Peter said, a duplicate of the bill of March 18 attle has in a way, adopted it, "This may seem like an old fash- that was partly paid. and is attempting tomake a sample idea, A bouquet of dandelions to the ioned but so is the waltz." of printing art." Sophomores for their heroic action Denies Charge Delegates Tell Thru' 'Smilin' William Berard, advertising man- In their recent class meeting.From Mr. Richards claimed that he ager of the Aegis, in an interview shoulder to shoulder we admire acted to help the Negro missions Sets Underway Of Conference yesterday said that the goal for and praise their self-sacrifice. Af- and especially a certain Negro with A report on the International Re- FiveMore Gain Production is now well under advertising contracts was not yet ter a stirring appeal from a crafty rickets. He said that the money lations Clubs' conference, held at way,for "Smilin' Through." Models reached. He emphasized hireling annual, please, in collected was a donation and that College, Portland, 25, the fact Honor Roll of the to Reed March in miniature of the set have been Riding it was being held for the missions. that but two weeks remained to the name of Little Red and 26, was given at the last meet- photographed by Joseph His words were, "Would you care made and clean up the drive. Hood, answer the SOS of the good ing of this club, Monday, April 4. Russell and William Thoreson. The Inadvertently omitted from the to have one of these magazines Final Appeal ship "Aegis" from the jagged rocks This report was delivered by Jane models are complete in every de- honor roll in the laat issue were clammy for five cents?" The fee was dray- The advertising staff made a of disaster and the clutches Doherty and Mary Martha O'Brien tail, and will be followed In the the following: accompanied age coat for carrying the magazine final appeal for student coopera- of Neptune, and at who were delegates from Seattle large sets. The sets go under con- Charles Weil copious from the hall to the library. tion during the Easter vacation the same time with College. Other delegates repres- struction this week, according to Paul Narigi draughts A receipt of the transaction was College, period. "When school resumes on A) of glycerine tears on the sented Seattle Pacific Uni- Joseph Russell, production mana- Sr. Tereaita (all not accepted an the veracity of the April 19, we hope that enough ad- part of the speaker, the Sophs versity of Washington, University ger. William Thoreson Bud St. Charlotte Claire (all A) signature was not proved. and vertising space will have been se- shook with mental anguish at the of Oregon, St. Helen's Hall, Belling- Bartholmey assisting. Alfred Plachta (all A) Inhis closing speech, John Peter are sufferings of others. ham Normal, Ellensburg Normal, cured to insure the financial suc- The Registrar regrets this over- compared to Aris- Mr. Russell and Mr. Thoreson They immediately waved aside the defendant Cheney Normal, Gonzaga, and Reed cess of the publication," Berard sight. tole, Galileo, who have had a great deal of experi- the necessity of ice cream for their and Pasteur were College, the sponsors. stated. persecuted their greatness. He ence with past sets, and have been picnic-to-be and voted fifteen dol- for To encourage a spirit of further years we would very successful, so it is expected lars to the cunning agent who said that in future friendliness between schools, plans to that this one will be outstanding. counted the crisp bills, twirled his build monuments and statues are being made for joint meetings introduced a John Power is in charge of the villainous moutache, and muttered Robert Richards. He between Seattle College and Seattle counter suit against the Gavel lighting. In this play, this phase A Toast to the Waltz a snarling ha-ha-ha, as he left the Pacific College, and an exchange of Club for false arrest and defama- of production promises to present room. speakers for future meetings. tion of character. several problems, but Mr. Power's But not for long. Crime doesn't A committee was appointed to The Terphiscorean Counsel for the plaintiff was so experience and skill should over- Delight pay. For Sheriff Spectator now draw up a program of activities overcome with emotion that she come these successfully. steps in to claim the shekels as for the remainder of this year and was unable to finish her closing The costumes for "Smilin' the first part year. Com- two months back rent owed by the of next Through have been designed, and "Aegis" for their cornerin thenews- mittee members included Mary After a short interval the jury each costume is authentic. Costume paper office. Martha O'Brien, Frances Sullivan, found the defendant guilty. The periods are two, 1910 and 1850. The and Betty Curren. grove captured all, court ordered him to pay the award 1880 period is the most difficult, The dusky dance hall in a and soon it was intro- trees, girl Ambulances screamed to the to the plaintiff. in that it involves hoop-skirts.How- of sombre the delicate duced into court circles. spot; prowler split Great-great grandfathers cars corners on ever, a solution for this has been who folded so gently into your danced wheels; clanged arms, two fire engines Juniors Plan found, and the costumes promise to the moonlight flickering merrily in silk stockings, powdered Broadway. gathered They down Crowds Debate not only authentic, but very at- through the leaves and branches, wigs, and lace handkerchiefs. and a hord of necks gaped up- Int'rclass Grad. Formal tractive. Lisle Macdonald, who de- the quiet cafeteria with its aroma picked their wives through the Spectator reporters cam- Tentative plans for the Seattle wards. and signed them, also designed the cos- of coffee, ihe car speeding all graceful waltz. By it, they wooed Set For April 28 College Junior Prom were an- eramen scurried to the scene with tumes for "Her Husband's Wife." alone down the country road, the and won great-great grandmothers imaginary pictures big nounced last week by Fred Conyne, dawn, they young we are. of bonuses It is planned to allow the make- parting at the break of but when were as get presenta- chairman of the affair. The dance if they could only action shots Postponement of the up class, which was inaugurated most of all that last entrancing Now the waltz has come down to will take place immediately fol- — always or first hand information of the tion of the President's debate laat quarter, to takeover the make- danee the waltz. The soft, slow us and will dominate all big lowing the graduation exercises, dancing. event. trophy from April 7 to April 28 up of the play under William gliding backward and forward Jazz, swing, nothing can A hushed silence of tragedy en- was announced last week by Rev. June 3. Dancing will be from 11:30 Thoreson. movement that has a thrill in every surpass it in terms of years, al- veloped the quickly growing crowd, Clifford Carroll, S. J.. moderator. P. M. until 2 A. M. step. It makes you think of some- though a fad may blot it out from stranded on the second story bal- The trophy, as previously an- Assisting the chairman and co- thing beautiful in form and fea- time to time. Dancing has evolved cony were three analytical geom- nounced, will be presented at Pro- chairman Miss Mary Powers In the Student Body to ture, something delicate as a cro- and will evolve, but we shall always etry students after the 11:00 bell vidence Auditorium. arrangements of the details are ru.s just budding. It reminds one have the waltz. had sounded. The window of the Junior representatives,Tom Gable Janet Granger, Rosanne Flynn, Elect Cup Winner of the smell of the first orchid. Of course the most Important geometry classroom was open. Then and Tom Delaney, will oppose the Germaine Hoeschen, PatriciaKane, Announcement of the choosing of But even more than that, because item is the one and only partner, began the perilous climb. Freshman team consisting of Don- Robert Masenga, Angelo Magnano, the winner of the loyalty cup was you have two people, a man and a the one you like the best. The waltz Bob Hiltenbrand snalled along ald Steele and Paul Narigi. The Robert Simmons, and Raphael made today. The loyalty cup is an woman, dancing together. then becomes something heavenly the ledge and waa hoisted into the topic to be debated will be, "Re- Daigle. annual award presented to the stu-' Long, long ago in th« bloody days and you float around the floor as window by the strong arm of pro- solved: That the Several States "At a meeting of the committee dent who is voted an the most of the French Revolution and the if on air. Ahh ... Spring is in the tecting place began. enticing Don Dowling. Don followed, Should Adopt a Unlcameral System last week the of the dance the waltz The step dawn of the American republic, air! (Continued on Page Four) of Legislature as Opposed to the was discussed but was not defin- loyal and active Wednesday. April 13. 1938 Pago Two THESPECTATOR

M Observer Waltazin' Student A a Man THE SPECTATOR Observer Doubts Ability Play Man's Official publication of the Associated StudenU Of U. S. to KeepOut of Seattle college. Founded December. 1932 Of EuropeanWar Parade For A' That Published Wednesday, bi-weekly, during the By Thomas Delaney By Ll»<« Macdonald scholastic year. European nations are Business address: Broadway and Bast Marlon While are us. a Featured at Penthouse Now it't pictures. The fiends upon Every street, Seattle, Subscription 50 struggling on the very brink of Wash. rats: "Tonight at 8:30" way one turns, he sees 'em. The clicking of camera on appli- general war, the United States is cents per quarter. Advertising rates Clever Noel Coward's sounds like a boy scout walking through wondering how it can remain neu- shutters cation. under brush. No one is safe, nothing is any tral should such a war develop. It the longer sacred. desires to remain at peace with group A particular point in case. Four petite coedt, other countries, and in this it Is "Tonite at 8:30." a of short 1997 H— brr 1»M Coward, of- the Mistes Betty Colburn, Jean Collman. Rotanne favored by its location, its size, and plays, by Noel Is the Flynn and Mavit McCreery, were smiling their AssociatedGoHe6tate Press its resources. It is sufficiently re- fering now at the Penthouse waiting for Mr. Joe Deignan to record moved from Europe to make attack Theatre. The three plays, "We Were tweetett First Class Honor Rating smiles photographically. Came Emmet Lenihan on It appear useless, and it is pow- Dancing." "Hands Across the Sea." said (the whatziz man). A Worn publicity seeker. Mr. Member Jesuit College Press Association erful enough to make such attack and "Family Album," are very ade- Lenihan immediately added hit leering countenance doubly hazardous and Inclined to quately done. to group. Immediate objections. Emmet (still failure. "We Were Dancing" is made in the Charles Weil Editor — leering) budge. Isolationism Not Possible the Coward Manner, one of those refused to Associate Editor It's the newest thing at old SC. Walsh, action, Lisle Macdonald great weird tituationt where wife tells So, a James a man of decided to Yet there is a very fear Everybody is talking about It. Not Robert Simmons Associate Editor with tome- him. Backing up, he squared off and hurled prevalent that in event of such war fad, It is husband she is in love remove William Kelly News Editor a but lot's more fun. himself at Mr. L., in a beautiful flying tackle. He ..the United States would be unable one else, and what are we going William Bates Sports Editor the good, old fashioned waltz. him out right, but he also took out the four to remain long outside the arena to do about it. Whereupon all the took all Raphael Daigle Make-up Editor posers, making neat heap of the group. of conflict, a fear caused by a grow- characters proceed to sit down and fair a Archie Richardson Alumni Representative Turner, things were reassembled, the picture went ing consciousness that, after all, think about it. Louise at After William Brown Business Manager wife, off without hitch, but not without Emmet (still isolationism, as once dreamed of, Storey the "batty" it very good, but a Helen Carey Advertising Manager A Short impossible we fear eyettrain for the poor girl leering). Adolph Bischoff, S. J Faculty Advisor is By FRANK ELLIOT The economic inter-dependence if the rolls them much harder. 111 more serious current interest it what the REPORTERS: Aileen Murphy, Michael of modern nations is a factor which Robert Gray, at the ever-patient Of Mestrt Maurice O'Brien, John Peter, and Daniel Slemion, Robert Brandmeir, Frank Herken- none of them can reasonably over- man husband, turnt in a tmooth per- Once upon a time a YOUNG doing. Every gather rath, Haven, Hayes, Bernard formance, and Eltbeth Hoffman Edgar have been noon they Louis Frank look, altho they apparently do so went for a walk in the WOODS. Pucci, on the back lawn to hold informal discuttiont of Storey, Mary Morgan, Gelno Maxine in their struggles for national After strolling for quite some time, does a neat bit of characterization. Anenson, seriout nature. Now, don't laugh. Says Mr. O'Brien, Heldman. power; for the prosperity and nor- steep Kenneth at the "other he came at last to a HILL. any wants get on these activity community man" it adequate, but a shade too "If one to in round table Peter, mal life of each Laying down he took a KNAPP. FEATURES: Betty Curren, John Janet sprightly. discussion!, he's welcome. But, wire serious. Our depends on facility of trade with that was Clark Granger, Thomas Delaney. He dreamed he is, 'Watch us grow." (no reference to any all other communities. Though -by "Hands Across the Sea" is an- motto GABLE and that he was in love vegetative processes). SPORTS: Don Boettner, Tierney Wilson., Bud tradition politically divided, econ- other mad comedy in one act, a with Mac WEST. been pretty closely scrutinized by Bartholmey. omically they are members of the play on situations. Elsbeth Hof- Life has these Upon awakening and recalling lads, and believe us, they don't miss a trick. It same vital organism, and as such man and Robert Gray, helped out that he hadn't EDIN lately, he gladdens our heart to know that some people are must live or expire together. by Dorothy Ann Patton, Niles Kel- went to HUNT some LOGANber- still interested in the serious things. Therefore, Nationalism as a creed ley, and Kenneth Anenson give more ries. taste KENNE," he illustrate, Advertising Service,Inc. "Gee.these very good imitations of smart-set To Mr. O'Brien won a milk shake, a National which most modern nations seem Ihad MORAN then Colicfr Pwblnkm StprmfHv* said. "I wish English, non-plused hamburger, and a cup of coffee on a bet as to Madison Avi. New York.N.Y. inclined to follow, is one which too-too at the AZO - - Iwould be satisfied.' His eyes lit whether Robert Benchley said it was three or four C C "I DOITON tUN FRANCISCO very face of nature; arrival of two unwanted and pro- j " flies in the Los /.. -" v Portland ■ «t «ihi on a RICE field but as he didn't chairs, in certain passage. (It four) Mr. one which diverts the normal rela- vincial colonials, in the persons of a was want to STEELE anything he Peter, who last the bet, had but one complaint to tions of men everywhere from their Betty Buckmaster and Marshall Vol. 6 April 13. 1938 No. 12 passed it by. make, "I don't mind his being sure about a thing, true course and sett them, armed Alexander. Robert Gray againgives Our hero had only progressed a but why did he have to throw in that cup of coffee to the teeth, to the jealous pro- balance to the "nutty" members of short way farther waen he came on the bet?" tecting of arbitrary frontiers, bur- the cast, in a calm sustained sort upon a WHITE horst which tried So potent is the influence of this group, that dening their people with the costs of manner. Elsbeth Hoffman con- Eastertide to DODGE into i clump of Maurice, on the same bet, won the things of huge armament, and forcing tributes some excellent comedy, a same BROWN ferns. But our hero did from an Innocent bystander who was pulled them to live always in the fear of very pretty face, and a large num- under not CARREYnough about horses by Mr. Peter's eloquence. Mr. Edgar? Oh yes, immediate invasion. ber of good-looking clothes. Betty he Christmas, the feast of so he hurried on. took notes. Even more than face such a world situa- Buckmaster, is very competent,and Inthe of Goinga little farther on,our hero Easter has lost much of its true signifi- tion, is it possible for the United we still have the same kick for 111 chanced to meet i kindly old the Mercer, Some talk has been 'norated around about a It has become confused with States to pursue a policy which, r Kenneth Anemson.Itis Bill cance. WOODSman who &aVe him a few - - student coqperatlve lunqh room. We don't like tv making only a day to , vnhil* recagnkzlmg.tlv impojHjiUilltji aa an -anonymous until— the end secular idea it i sips of dnd a small make fiction stranger (If we could, of^ (Continued on Page Four) SHERRY young man, who convulses the aud- we would, you show off new fashions. FISHER two ifrhich he decided that) ience. know but there is one in existence already. to FREY.As soonas he was DUNN Unofficially, But Easter is probably the greatest feast The third of the group, "Family of course. eating he hurried on. Every noon a group of students gather For, if Christ had not risen Album" wat mott effectively done. on the of the Church. Jiving Noticing the DAY was fast turn- steps dead, and thereby proved for all The play takes place in the Vic- south with their lunches for a gregarious mid- from the ing into darkness, he turned his day wassail, (a chummy lunch). settled, With the Jitter-Bugs torian age. It concerns' a family Once two time His divinity there could be no church, steps HUMMERT. Reaching a " group, all gathered together after busy bees of the group, Mr. Robert Masenga and Christianity. present FAIRBANK which was just outside Mr. Fred Conyne, scurry no Realizing that the trend the funeral of "dear Papa," shed- off to the store and return dance music is toward that the village in which he lived, he with bottle of milk and coca cola. then, rejoice on in ding crocodile teart. Madeira, and These are duly It is right, that we "swing," spied hia DARLING sweetheart divided thing called your humble a patsion for truth, unbare their and consumed. Thus making the whole morning. The Lenten-fast and suf- a whom he hoped to marry in the business cooperative. (Never Easter correspondent decided that few tecret hatred, and the mourning a mind what we've over, Christ village CHAPPEI in the spring. done it.) ferings of the Passion are and comments on this bit of melodious turns to joy. Again Elsbeth Hof- to phenomena order; so She was the daughter of the vil- has entered into His glory. Christus resur- would be in man and Robert Gray take the lage SEXTON and all of the swains Betty rexit, with due apologies to "Down honors. Louise Turner, Betty Buck- Miss Williams like dogs. Such a simple state- Alleluia! groove." were overcome by her WILES, but ment of fact may implications, Beat" I'll get "into the matter, Niles Kelley, Dorothy Ann teem without but she had LEARNED from her not if you had seen a Seattle is rather unfortunate in Patton, Bill Mercer, Kenneth Anen- demonstration of this last HART that our hero was the Friday. A large bull dog, lacking top notch orchestras which son and Marshall Alexander give ugly, oh myl (and big, WRIGHT one for her. well, if you've teen him, know), bless other cities this size ... One excellent support. you wat ambling Letter Department of the few bands of note is Archie "Have you got the RING?" she around the school, paying no attention to anyone, Loveland's and his "Music in the asked. and refuting all advances. In fact, you might tay Loveland Manner" who dispense "No," he replied, "but Iwill get he wat aloof. edition of the Spectator carried an The recent their rhythms nightly at the Olym- it as soon as Ican RUSSELL up He was going around, being aloof, when Miss concerning the "Twelve Stooges" of the ad- article pic Bowl incidentally Archie's some DOFEIMIERold man." Verse Williams spies him. "Here doggy," says she. The visory board. May Ifirst make one correction- ... engagement at the Bowl is thelong- At this point in the STOREY let Christ is risen! bull dog ran to within five feet of her and then are ua. there thirteen of est held by any band Present me beg your pardon as Ihave run Inthe buds on the trees is newlife jumped the rest of the way.Unable to do otherwise, correctly you attended but one ... If Iremember attraction at the Trianon is Billy out of ideas, so I will continue And In small wild things. Betty sat down rather suddenly, the dog in her meeting, which you formed an opinion of the at McDonald and his Royal Highland- some other time when Iam able The sky has a different face to it, lap. And for five minutes the dog had the exquisite advisory which is at least in part correct. board ers . this band is typical of the to PERUSSE a little more. Irea- And earth smiles. pleasure of having his head scratched by Miss However, you seem to blame the inability of the .. usual run which grace the Trianon lize that some readers will think Christ is risen! Williams. Lucky dog! group to function upon the constitution, not upon run, namely the sweet commercial this is a RANK tale, and if you In the eyes of men is a new light, group itself. As Isee it, the evil rests not upon the type Eddie Duchin played to can get a hold of me you will In the hearts of men is a new hope, constitution but upon the members themselves. . .. the capacity crowds April 7 and 8 . . LYNCH me. However, keepinmind On the lips of men is a new song. advisory board has no authority and as the . Begged The this band is one of the finest at- that Idon't get a SCHILLING for Christ is risen. constitution states in article 2, section 8, "... the tractions ever offered at the Tri- my "literary" attempts. Bye now. board shall concern Itself with the preparation of anon See the Raymond Scott Borrowed or Stolen business for action at the following association . .. Today's Fable: Quintet in "Rebecca of Sunny-Brook meeting." Its duty is merely in an advisory capa- Once upon a time there was an orchestra leader Farm" Best bet of the week: city and though until now we have had no oppor- .. . who wasn't called the "king of swing." Tommy Thomas and his Romance tunity to act in that capacity, the occasion could v v y Time orchestra playing Saturday STUDENT PRINTS First Senior: "Busy?" very advisory board would easily arise when the nights at Lake Wilderness in Gaff- be an Important part of our student government. Second Senior: "You busy?" ney's Ballroom. This is the same So, Mr. Editor, before you start tearing down .. First Ditto: "No." band that hes been engaged for the past two years. Lloyd doesn't say analyze difficulty By Curly Daigle Second Ditto: "Then let's go to class." the constitution why not first the Spring a whole lot, but, evidently, he does Informal. V V and then write your editorials. You seem to have Mounting my bi-weekly observa- the next best thing— work. For he V MUSICAL TIDBITS. The con- "Is it really good luck immediately jumped to the conclusion that the tion tower and gazing upon the graduates this June, completing his to be followed by a black troversy concerning one band imi- cat?" constitulton is at fault, but on close analysis of the whirl of student life below, Ial- college course in but three years. tating another's style is still a "It all depends if difficulty you will see that it is the members of low to fall first on a pair you're a man or a mouse." topic of contention . . the latest my eye His next goal is Crelghton univer- — the board itself that are at fault. A few are really . Wigwam. bit of fat on the fire is the style of Yakima gems, Dorothy Toupin sity where he intends further to interested in the board but others either do not andßob Lindekugel. They do make pursue his medical studies. In'his V V V known as "shuffle-rhythm, which Today's Daffynitiont: show up at the meetings or show a complete lack the finest couple -Dorothy with spare time Lloyd ponders Henry Busse claims Jan Savitt over his Jlggings.. of interest in the affairs to be discussed. her black hair, like the jlggings that live in jigging coops stole from him Gene Krupa, olive complexion, collection of books, mostly com- " Addison C. Smith, ... big eyes, tipping posed Ava what a lady wears on a hat outstanding drummer with Benny and brown the of medical and literary works. Chairman, Advisory Board. Jeer what you do at a football Goodman, scale at a hundred and five dainty At last I have bean able to verify game has formed his own or- Blotter what you look for pounds; and blonde, curly-headed a certain rumor. At a recant gath- while the ink dries (Ed. Comment. Well, Ad, we weren't going to chestra ... his place was taken by Armlet Lindy, who, though not of gigantic ering of the fki club the Bno- Shakespeare's masterpiece consider you a stooge, but, if you insist ... And if Dave Tough, formerly with Tommy at Cypher structure, no doubt seems like a qualmie bowl the man at the loud a bottle that squirts you say your colleagues on the board are a bunch Dorsey . Duke Ellington recently Blood vessel .. strong man to diminutive Dot. I speaker in the lodge constantly re- a plrate Bhlp of loafers, who are we to object. You're the chair- succeeded Cab Calloway at the Cot- CabooBe might tip you off that Bob is a minded the people that there was a baby Indian man. However, we think the blame is equally di- ton Club Hal Kemp and his Granulate .. . hop his town, to leave school with a diploma no excuse for coming band a farmer in home is in their midit a well known movie vided. There it not to the debut in new CBS network Skeleton ..a pile of bones with the people also ii radio bug, ana washes dishes actress who refuted to have her scraped off. meetings, or playing around at them. But just the show for an all white shoe polish That will do now . for a living while at college. name divulged. Sharp eyes scanned .. tame, it't a little hard to tee what reason there April 19 ... Hal takes over Benny Beware— the thousands of faces ever it for a meeting. There might be, you tay, Goodman's present spot, Goodman And along comes Lloyd Lackie feminine think, during in hopes spotting I you think but that's evidently your opinion. The rest of the moving up a hour, giving the day of half you the chap who, with a few mUJudg- celebrity, — He think, all thunk, to to.) the but without success board don't teem think dance lovers a full hour of the na- ments, has successfully chauffered Icopy ,you copy (Continued on Page Four) tion's top swing and sweet music the faculty limousine during the He copy, all flunk. Wednesday, April 13, 1038 THE SPECTATOR Page Three COLLEGE NETMEN START PRACTICE CHIEFTAIN CHATTER 1938 Streamlined Edition Faculty Head By Bill Bates Briefs from here and there: Bob "Windy" Reynolds Declares Tennis was seen around the institution with a stubble of a beard gained after eight days of effort. Windy has high hopes Minor Sport for the future, and well he may, for the lanky boy was one of S. C's neatest casaba tossers ... A shot from a fellow-Jesuit College down south tells us that Wally Car- Good news for SC racquetmen! roll is doing great work on the Santa Clara "Bronco" Scco'dinß to Father Logan. S. J.. Frosh baseball team. In a recent skirmish, Carroll played director of athletics, tennis has a great part in a Frosh victory over the strong Varsity been declared a ful!-flodger| minor squad . . . Carroll will be long remembered by Seattle sport, letters are to be awarded. sports fans as a brilliant triple-threat football player and md an extensive schedule has al- a powerful left-handed batter for Seattle Prep .. lady been arranged. Ci inn as a climax to the winter Speaking of Seattle Prep, it is this scribe's opinion a :)airjn of interested athletes that the Panthers will be cleaned in two straight games lrH the Spectator sports depart- by the Irish of ODea .. Going out on a limb, we'll take :ent to establish the net game on Ap >stoli over Freddie Steele when, and if the two scrap- in official bnsis, this announce- pers meet.... In an exclusive interview with Joe Phillips, ment renresents a complete victory. we learn that "The Bull" is all teeth concerning the com- Play-off for the squad member- ing net season For an evening of gory, yet perfectly starting ... team, who, exceptions, will form this ship will be held Thurs- harmless enjoyment, sneak into the local "rassling" Meet the boys from the 1937 with but two day. April right, they Joseph Phillips, Charles West, 21. All those who wish to matches some night-— For the price you pay, you'll see year's crop of winners. From left to are: requested Joseph Ditter, Ambrose Coughlin, John Downes,Louis Sauvain,and ManagerWilliam turn out are to hand in acting better than anything west of Broadway ... Fred their names to the team manager, Hutchinson, rookie Seattle Rainier pitcher, is showing Marx. The men that did not return are Joe Ditter, a graduate last year, and Abrose Coughlin, dropped out in favor of a job. Bill Marx. stuff that marks him to be a cinch major leaguer in three who Veterans Return years at the most ... A glance at the Rainier roster shows Lettermen Plan With the nucleus of the 1937 Henry Bonetti, Bill Lawrence, Major Servanti, and Eddie SC squad: Joe Phillips, Louis Sauvain, Fernandes to be Catholics ... That's all, except the plea, SkiersPostpone Big Splash Party Life Saving Charlie West, and Bill Marx; and the fervent prayer that the boys get together and form By DON BOETTER a fine group of new material. Bill and some indoor clubs and get cutting on the proposed soft- Say what you may, but lo Bates, Mike Slemion, Bud Bader, ball schedule. Holiday Trip behold, the school's smallest and Classes To Start and Tierney Wilson at present most inactive organization, the Let- signed up, the season promises to Thumbnail Sketch: Club, To Paradise termen's (3ix members at At CrystalPool be a successful one. A fiery haired lad .. 170 pounds and 5 ft. 10 in. of present), is actually going to func- Many of the aspirants have been dynamite a Junior star casaba player probable tion. Since the commencement of turning out daily at the Broadway ...... last, fall, Red Cross Membership next year's captain indoor player par excellence Informal Change; college, rumors have been playfield courts. After two or" three ...... Causes so- Offered Those Who good-looking well liked by all who know him New heard here and there of this weeks now they have begun to ...... Dates Set For drawing up Pass Qualifying Tests answers to— "Red," "Star," and "the carrot" ... You all Week-end of May 13, 14, 15 called club. Outside of round into competitive form. know him Fred Conyne. a set of eligibility rules for the Trips Scheduled basketball team, late in the fall, Owing to the proximity of the Red Cross swimming and life This season's matches include dates, it has practically been non-func- Spring Informal in the saving classes are now open to S.C. trips to the University of British trip College tional. But now, the cloak of se- Vancouver, week-end of the Ski students. This was the word re- Columbia at B. C, to VOICE OF THE MASSES Club, April crecy which seems to have en- originally scheduled for ceived from Coach Francis Walter- Ellensburg Normal at Ellensburg, postponed. shrouded them, has been thrown Dear Editor: 22, 23, and 24 has been skirohen yesterday afternoon. to the College of Puget Sound at either on our own lot or at Broad- and out comes the announce- The new time will be the week-end off Mr. Morrow of the regular Crys- Tacoma and to St. Martin's at way playfield. A little lime chalk ment that "plans" have been set Dear Editor: of May 13, 14, and 15. tal pool staff will be in charge of Lacey. Each rival will also visit would be all that is necessary to for a splash party. Since there is no possibility of a Proposed scene of the excursion forth these Red Cross classes. They will Seattle once; making it a home off lanes. sireel vhe club has consented track team here at Seattle College mark is Paradise Valley. Several mem- Yes have nothing to do withthe regular and home series. As the races are short, nobody club tested the to doff their clothes, don their for quite a while yet, Ihave a sug- bers of the snow College swimming program. In a statement a few days ago, would suffer from lack of practice. there last Sunday and pronounced tarzan tuxedos and endulge in a Bill Marx, gestion which maybe of interest to Cheap the team manager said. But those that hunger for the cin- perfect Spring ski- bit of a swim. To participate in Rates all. How about a class field day? conditions for "I wish to urge all students, par- der-path would have at least a lit- spring dip they extended The rates are $1.50 for ten ses- The timu of the could be ing. this have ticularly the new students, to turtl m^Bt something rejoice body. sions or 15c a lesson. Tests will tle to over. According to Bob Hiltenbrand, invitations to all the student out for the squad. posi- some late date In May, when the be given at the end of the course All team No regular track equipment, club prexy, It Is necessary that So all of you sons and daughters open weather is warm and favorable for memberships the Cross tions are and practice will would be necessary, although those thirty men and women sign-up be- of Neptune, when the date is pub- for in Red running. The judges could be made life saving unit. start April 21." possessing such should be allowed final plans may be laid. Thirty lished and the tickets are put on up of a committee from the various fore to use it. number, sale, buy early, Those who pass the examination classes. Is set as the necessary be- avoid the rush and A class field day is a good idea any rumor air that will be qualified for life guard ser- Candy For events we could have a series cause it is impossible to obtain because a is in the Baker's Co. (1) It satisfies our would vice on city beaches. As a result of sixty and because: kind of rates with less. a sell out is sure because all the of short dashes; forty, (2) a course, present mem- Specialties be trackmen. It stimulates plans, however, indicate gals just aching for closeups similar two Has Easter one hundred yard sprints; a couple Present are Kinds friendly rivalry between classes. go up on the Phillips "Tarzan" bers of the student body, the Of All of relays, two-twenty and four-forty that the skiers will of Joe and 2-lb. Box. 89c (3) It is a whole lot of fun. stay display Conyne brothers, Herb and Fred, spins; a shot-put test; and a broad Rainier National Park bus and Downes when they those Sincerely, actually attained such employment. 1501 OLIVE WAY jump trio for field events. at Sluskin lodge. huge biceps. Necessary The sceneof the activity could be A TRACKMAN. A further announcement is made Knowledge to the effect that shortly after the In regard to the subject Fred sweaters are presented to the bas- said, "Life-saving is something TENNIS.GOLF.BADMINTON ■ OUR GRAND- £'«- ■'?<':. -".i;!;i--m/ £"-■ D) HOW OLDARE "TTHESE ARE ONLY I HERES BERTHA^ W&i team, three which everyone should know. For Equipment I,* m THE ALLIGATORS 4O YEARSOLR MISS MOTHER 'GATOR. SHES O/ER KjW ketball initiation of / A\h/%JL S rZk 9ON YOUR FARM, k CHUBBINS. 'JUST IOFEET LONG AND EASILY Jfjg^ new members of the club will be many people drown every summer ? WAIT TILL A HUMPREP YEARS

Athletic Lettermen The Sporting Thing Equipment Sweaters Mary Athletic Supply Now that the weather is nicer, liott, menacing with a smile; picnic parties seem to be the rage. Buchanan being the reason for Bud Company Jim Scanlon and Ann McKinnon Bader's nightly sessions in the 219 SENECA STREET Bobby Morris Pat Carroll started it. Now everybody's doing school library . . . Frank Elliott It ... Loud laughter greeted the walks home from play practice with 3UDCC fLCACC ACCLTT COMe) ~-| I^ELLJUPGE.MOSTOF USFOLKSI ALL THERE IS TO PIPE Dolores Murphy and Dick Mary Buchanan, talks all trough in THIS SECTION GO FOR ,ISMOKIMG ISPLCASUftB SO arrivalof ALLIGaVoR THAT WON'T BITE(THANK YOU. ISEE ITSI Lit. Survey. Sosh class to Nora Brown, and SAVE PENNIES AMYMORE THAKI THAT PRINCE IYOU KNOWASMUCH PRINCEALBERT BECAUSE AFELLOW OVWES IT TO f* Strand in the 11:00 ALBERT YOU'RE SMOKIMG ABOUT TOBACCO B H|MSELFTO SMOKE P.A.K. Ther faces are still red We phones an as-yet-unidentlfied dam- at rf SUCH*lR^A GOOD f*'c" CT Joy .. . l^Tlir IAS YOU DO ABOUT )1 AKJD EN TOBACCOJ-; on very good authority that sel every night on the side. Nice BROADWAY A-l 'W^Ni^iV( OHAREAIA-i-) alligators c '; '"^ s have it SffiF^aku^ 1 -v^vCS^ -yf^w* f^tillflTiilP^ V Lou Sauvain intends to take his work if you can get it .... Wo SHOE REPAIR hatchet, chop- promised Johnnie Downes not to chop down that old 1530 Broadway pin' block, and burn it up. (Queer- say a word about it. So we won't looking sentence, but we had to . . . at swimming class, all the gals getit all in.) ...It was something try to lose a little poundage, then else again, when Father McGoldrick promptly whip up to Kartell's and fixed Dick Rosa' sprained ankle devour Clown Sundaes by thescore with a stern eye, and announced ...Now that Nancy Stewart Is liv- Dannenhirsch that many illnesses were brought ing at Providence Hospital, Ed Mc- on by self-persuasion, in the Men- Neice has a lot farther to walk .. Jewelry dc Gift Shop tal Hygiene class ... And speaking And speaking of McNeice, he seems a passion for of classes, Sociology has developed to have strange get- For EASTER CARDS into a knitting circle, composed of ting people wet ... At an after- ST'ers . . . The Collman-Phillips noon soiree of SC students, ways and GIFTS feud is progressing nicely, first she and means of committing murder wouldn't speak to him, then ''him" were discussed. The most popular 108 Broadway North (EXTRA-MILD, COOL, AND wouldn't speak to "she," now "no- methods were practically unmen- MEUXWJ^^JP^ tionable, so we will refrain from I^^ nobody" body ain't talking to .. . Maybe Joe Russell likes a cigar, because comment . .. it's the sea- son, he gets a smoke, a chew, and a but whatever it is we want to drink, 2 for 5c ... One fair damsel know Why? Why? Why?, the su- _J/ SMOKE 20 FRAGMNTPIPEFULS of Prince Albert.Ifrou W _^ W',¥M' vkMMJ' M In Mr. McLane's poetry class likes perabundance of beer-jackets? Broadway Wf fSPPS* $Jt don't findit the niellowe.l, t»ilio»t pipe tobacco rou M $W ... cfcr smoked, return pocket reit IWx^fl ts: Because there is nothing left to '"*' ' '* the* "" " tin with the of p£^eML^^»rr >|b f%?* "Ode toImmorality" best of Woods- Floral Shop ■ l°b* cco n to v*u n* t>ma within a month 'Irltit c M write we offer the following: Chap- from thisdate,end we will refundfullpurchaseprice, -^^fffß woith's works. It seems that 4 ~JhS BPaJOIv ... Girls, Broadway «H| SfV plu.posU«e.(S.#n«

Kelly Kapers Tap Dancers Cavort (Continued from Page Two) Student Prints the two extremes in human nature. Glee Club Plans isolation, When Iapproached Jim McNamee (Continued from Page One) of or supreme Indiffer- (Continued from Page Two) At Prep Hi-Jinks ence, will at the same time assure for some dope for the Student O'Dea Concert till some wise and alert movie fan Prints, he turned on his heels and Now the last was to ply his way a maximum of immunity from any The light-footed tap dance team let out a triumphant shout, "There made the dust fly in the upper cor- Slowly, miraculously, made general European conflict? alone. he Due to the illness of Mr. Walter usually she is now; it's Alice Fayel" The which has appeared under We believe that such a policy it ridor. Later as Isat in the library his escape. Aklln. conductor of the Glee Club, person he pointed was Virginia putting together college names such as the "Se- to be found in maintaining, as to the ideas Ihad Ambulance attendants put the Father Reldy has been taking over Welpton. attle College Rhythm Clippers"and possible, normal commer- gathered, Jim Dougherty came up Utters back into the car; prowler rehearsals for the past week. The much ai the "Rhythm Maroons," is rehears- cial with all nations, and, Few students have come farther to meand inan almost tearful voice cars left; firemen took away their glee club goes to ODea High relations ing for the Seattle Prep "Hi-Jinx," integ- to get an education than Raymond pleaded, "Won't you please put The reporters and pho- twenty- domestically, maintaining the safety net. School, for a concert on the April 20 and 21. The auditorium of Barnachea, from the town of Abu- me in the Student Prints?" tographers away, cursing rity of true democratic traditions slunk the first of this month. Joseph's Church provide lug, Cagagan, Philippine Islands. watching St. will and institutions, never failing at luck of the escape, their Plans are being discussed for the Ray, 1929, the setting, the show beginning at distinguish who came here in likes The Physics pot of gold flying away, and see- proposed trip to Everett. Father home to those true Club will meet Tues- 8:00 p. m. friends of democracy from those America very much, but every now day, April 26. At that time Stephen ing the editor's scowl boring Callaghan's parish is very anxious little pang who behind its name; and and then feels a of home A. Pigott, Bell Laboratory expert, through them at their blank re- to secure the services of the group. hide abroad, encouraging by power of sickness for his home in the tropi- will audress them. Mr. Pigott was ports. Several other offers have been Father Peronteau, head of the So, * * * example other peoples from follow- cal island. when he has com- scheduled to speak April S, but was made, but the group Is waiting for Student drive, announces that plans pleted course journalism, ing wake of dictator. a in back called out important a decision on the Everett trip. are going forward rapidly. Students in the some of town on Our friend, Doc Schweitzer, was Perhaps who have already he will go to Abulug where the |business. Father Reidy said that a decision assisting him in making contacts those really worried. Even after a hearty lost their freedom realize better sun shines warm and the main would be made in the near future. are: Joseph Budnick, Stephen Lid- fighting. drink of Ovaltlne, he thrashed the we, what if the dark night sport is cock dane, Eleanor Marx, and Bud than do unfortunate bed springs over and of dictatorship of whatever char- Ray says he intends to go into DORIS- Bader. All students are' urged to again sign of a acter, newspaper business, over with still no cooperate with \he committee and engulfs what remains of the so don't COFFEE POT drooping eyelid. He couldn't sleep. democratic institutions, it may be say Ididn't forecast the Abulug Religious Articles . . to publicize Seattle College to their 1713 Broadway tried to read but couldn't ad- Spectator. Incidentally, Ray invites He Catholic Literature graduating friends. a long time before the next sun- Large Appetites just the bed lamp. He tried smok- CARDS ROSARIES rise. us to drop in anytime we happen ing, but after the first package PICTURES to be in the vicinity. Removed Reasonably Supply Co. " he was out of matches. Kaufer Catholic BRADNER BOOK SHOP For Individual Hair Dress Now we have a demonstration of Then he began nervously to pace 1904 Fourth Aye. MAin 4173 age " the bedroom floor as is the old "The New and Unusual Our Permanent Waves Show School Spirit! custom of many husbands, butDoc Easter Sweets . . Books For Rent" Rival Nature " Wear an SC Belt Buckle was minus the traditional howling Hours: Noon to Nine Ca. 2898 BEAUTY SALON Gordon's 1821 Olive Way DAVES " baby. Finally he decided to get 1824 Broadway Get One Today at the Bookstore some fresh air to soothe his dis- Candies traught mind. He donned his over- 821 E. PINE coat and sauntered right into the Homemade, 2 lbs. for $1.00 rainstorm which he had forgotten had been in session a whole day already with no signs of adjourn- BROADWAY CYCLE ment for two or three more days. SHOP In the darkness came light. He 1828 Broadway exultantly tore around to the front TYPES Beanery, ripped the ALL of the down SKIS FOR RENT OR SALE canopy over the sidewalk and mumbled, "That'll fix those d pickets, standing under our awn- day long keep dry. 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