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by Nicole Motley which she won in 1992, and news editor he worked with her when she was the president of JMU's A 1992 JMU graduate Student Government became the first runner-up in Association for 1991-92. She the Miss USA pageant Friday was also voted Ms. Madison night in 1990. Pat Southall competed for Most of Southall's fans on the crown with 50 other the homefront believed she women in South Padre Island, deserved to win the title, no Texas, and was voted Most matter what the judges Photogenic by Minolta. Miss decided. South Carolina is on the path MIKE HEFTNER to the Miss Universe pageant after capturing the Miss USA crown. Wampler Hall opens doors Southall could not be reached in Texas for comment. Residents relocate despite weather conditions Byron Bullock, director of by Mike Heffner cave, a prison cell. We kept JMU's Multicultural Student senior writer joking about it. So we just Services, said, "I was very wanted out as quick as possible," proud to see Pat do as well as If you build and finish it, they he said. she did." Bullock, who will come. The advantages of Wampler worked with Southall while More than 100 students Hall are numerous, according to she attended JMU, said trudged through ice and snow to its residents. Location, room Southall has worked for many Pat Southall finally move into Wampler Hall quality, newer facilities and the years to reach this point in her "I think it was completely this weekend. simple thrill of living in a new life. unfair," said Marlene The latest addition to JMU's residence hall were all reasons "I thought she was a Kenney, a senior psychology residence hall lineup received for relocating to Wampler. winner, but she is a winner to major and member of rave reviews from its new Residents from the Village, me in anything she does," Southall's sorority. Delta residents. like sophomore Carrie Lahnstein, Bullock said. Sigma Theta. "All of her "Definitely worth the wait," were simply tired of the long Randy Mitchell, director of points added up to more than said junior Ross Kurtz as he walks to and from the Quad for student activities, said, "This the one who won. I am surveyed his fourth-floor room. classes. is probably the first pageant completely unsatisfied with "This sets a new standard, man." "I like the location," Lahnstein I've ever watched. I think she the judges." Kurtz, who lived in Bell Hall said, "and Ikenberry seems so far was one of the more Kenney, who has known last semester, echoed a common away at times." intelligent, articulate women Southall for four years, said, reason for moving into Wampler Other residents had up there." Mitchell nominated "I don't think [Miss South — unsatisfactory conditions in recreational reasons for liking Southall for the Outstanding his room. Student Leader of the year. CONTEST page 2

"Bell rooms are like a little WAMPLER page 2 MIKE HEFFNER Career services survey finds most 1993 grads employed

by Karen Bogan "There is still a tight job market," The average starting salary for those majors was $26,812. contributing writer Morsch said. "The good news is that our graduates was $22,227. Math majors are Senior accounting major Betsy Gilbert students are doing very well." earning $25,700 right out of college, a has no worries about finding a job. She Ninety percent of JMU's 1993 Seventy-four percent of those employed $4,000 increase from 1992. Biology said she has a job lined up with Peat graduates are either employed or attending are working in the field of their choice, a majors started at an average salary of Marwick, a public accounting firm in graduate school, which is a six-percent IS percent increase from 1990. Eighty- $20,462. Buffalo. N.Y. increase from 1990, according to an five percent of those who responded to the Senior biology major Sandy Woodin Senior Jonathan Walsh, an accounting annual follow-up report compiled by the survey are working full-time. said she is not worried about finding a job major, also has a job lined up as an auditor Office of Career Services. Sixty percent of the 1993 graduates after graduation. She is minoring in for Ernst and Young, an accounting firm. Seventy-four percent of all the 1993 have remained in Virginia. Most of those secondary education and interviewing to "By becoming an accountant, I can see graduates responded to the Career employed out-of-state remain on the East student teach in the Harrisonburg City or how business works," Walsh said. Services survey, which was used to Coast in Maryland, Pennsylvania, North Rockingham County school systems. ^ The College of Fine Arts and compile a report on the percentages of Carolina, and New York. Woodin says there is always a need for Communication has a slightly lower JMU graduates who are employed or Each college within the university science teachers. percentage of employed graduates and a attending graduate school. boasts that over half of its 1993 graduates The College of Business reached an lower starting rate for salaries. Mary Morsch, assistant director of the are employed. even higher percentage, with 93 percent of Eighty-nine percent of the 1993 Office of Career Services, said that no Of the 1993 graduates of the College of last year's business graduates now graduates of the College of Fine Arts and predictions could be made concerning Letters and Sciences, 86 percent are either employed or in graduate school. The employment for 1994 graduates. employed or attending graduate school. average starting salary for accounting CAREER page 2 2 THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 14,1994 Wampler Contest. continued from page 1 continued from page 1 had already checked into has talked about," Jones said. scheduled to be completed Dec. Wampler's location. Sophomore Wampler, and US were in by 11 "We're just going to do a lot of IS and occupied by the beginning Carolina] will carry the crown as Pat Rathbone said he preferred a.m. Saturday, according to the social programs to try to get of the spring semester, according well as Pat would have." Wampler to Chappelear Hall, his Wampler Hall staff. people out of their rooms to meet to McConnel. But construction Bullock said he has attended old hall, because, "You can crawl The Office of Residence Life the other people. We've seen a delays and winter weather kept some of Southall's pageants from J.M.'s back here." had offered to assist students with lot of people at the elevator Wampler's status on a day-by- where she would occasionally Most residents pointed out the their move, but Friday's weather meeting each other." day basis through January. ask the judges what she needed to bluestone-like walls and forced ORL to cancel their Sophomore Christopher Smith, "We let expectations for improve upon after losing. He numerous arches in the hall moving trucks. one of 21 residents from [Wampler] be late, but we didn't speculated she did the same thing architecture as quality touches. According to Jim McConnel, Spotswood Hall who moved into expect it to be a month late," he after the Miss USA pageant. Rooms are designed with the ORL director, only IS students Wampler, said, "Yeah, I think said. Senior Napoleon Ibiezugbe, closets and doors in the front of asked for assistance, and most everyone's real excited. I met a The building was cleared for who watched the pageant with a the room, leaving plenty of wall said the cancellation was no lot of people in the elevator, and occupation a week and a half ago, group of friends, said, "I think space in the main living area. problem and moved in on their everyone's real friendly." and Wampler's resident advisers she should have won it. I think There are lounges on every floor, own. Junior Joanne Kosulavage moved in last Monday. Some she represented JMU and and all the furniture is new. Wampler Hall Director Rick agreed. "I'm looking forward to students who moved in this Virginia very well." "It's not a cookie cutter of all Jones said, "I haven't heard any it. I wanted to meet some new weekend said they were so Southall captured the state title the rest of the buildings," complaints from anybody about people, and I like the setup." pleased with Wampler's Oct. 3, 1993 and spent the Wampler Hall Resident Adviser moving in. I don't think the But Kurtz said he was worried condition their frustration with following months representing Jen Martin said. "It's got subtle weather's hurt too much." that he would lose touch with his the delays was tempered. the state in special appearances differences." For new Wampler residents, a old friends back in Bell Hall. "It's a Bluestone. You can't and preparing for the national Despite Friday's snowstorm different environment with new "That's the one bad thing," he beat it," freshman Sam Uzwack pageant. and the fact that JMU classes neighbors and friends can be a said. "To me, it's not that far a said. Uzwack moved in from Mitchell said, "She was just an were canceled for the day, disruptive experience — a walk, so I'll probably go back Chandler Hall. exceptional person in every students moved into Wampler at problem Jones is expecting to and visit, but I don't expect to "If you're going to live on regard. We were a little surprised a rapid pace. deal with. hang out with them as much." campus, Wampler's the place to to see her on T.V., but I think she By 2 p.m. Friday, 53 people "That's something our staff Wampler Hall was originally be," he said. represented JMU very well." Career. continued from page 1 Family, which will combine both become a doctor, but he said he starting salary for nursing was Success rate of JMU graduates film and video production. didn't choose his career for the $30,227, which is the highest Sutui Ankrom plans to work his way money. "I believe the Lord has average starting salary of any approximately Iix up the entertainment ladder. put a compassion for people in major at JMU. month! after graduation. "Prospects are there if you can my heart," he said. "What's But despite the favorable get them," he said. "If the job is important to me is that I'm happy outlook, senior nursing major exciting enough to me, I'll take it doing what I do." Trisha Little said she is still and work nights until I work my Lucas said he hopes to work in worried about finding a job. 69% 76% 73% way up." an emergency room and "This is the first year that nursing Mass communication and eventually join a medical mission majors are having a hard time English double major Erika in Central America or Eastern finding jobs," she said. Porter holds a different view. Europe. Little said she did not choose "Money's a good thing. I want to He graduated with a major in her career with a high salary in 15% 16% 17% be able to live comfortably." psychology and a minor in mind. "I want to be able to Porter continues to search for biology. Currently, he is working personally interact with people. employment beyond her planned odd jobs to make money to attend There's so many different ways I summer job in the Office of a graduate school. can help them," she said. 7% 10 Corporate Communications at Although the percentage of The College of Integrated FDIC. those attending graduate school Science and Technology had the 16% The College of Education and or holding down jobs is a little highest success rate for the (Total of thoie percentage of graduates either unemployed.) Psychology has a slightly higher lower for the College of Health percentage of employed and Human Services, the average employed or attending graduate 1% 1% graduates and a higher average starting salary of a graduate from school. C.J. GREB8 starting salary. Health and Human Services is All of the 1993 graduates of Of the college's 1993 slightly higher than for the the College of Integrated Science Herb Ankrom is anticipating a graduates, 93 percent are either College of Education and and Technology have found post- Communication are either graduate opportunities. One employed or attending graduate rough time finding a well-paying employed or attending graduate Psychology graduates. job in the entertainment field, but school. Almost all [91 percent] of hundred percent are now school. employed or in graduate school, The average starting salary he said he has many future The average starting salary 1993 graduates of the College of prospects. was $23,530. The average Health and Human Services are but the program was new last was $19,996. The average year, and there were significantly starting salary for mass In Colorado Springs, Colo., starting salary for a psychology already employed or in graduate communication majors was Ankrom said he will interview major was $21,933. school. fewer graduates from this college than any other. The average $17,721. with a Christian evangelical John Lucas, who graduated in The average starting salary Mass communication major organization for Focus on the December 1993, said he hopes to was $25,530. The average starting salary was $30,000.

CORRECTION "To the press alone, chequered as it is with abuses, the world is indebted for all the fiimnjJn which have been gained by reason and humanity over error and oppression." — James Madison In the Feb. 7 issue, the SGA article on page 5 should have read: The Senate Haathar O'Nai, editor KaminaW, graphic design editor Matt Wamar, copy editor Cralf Nawman, photo manager Donna Ragadaia, managing editor C J. Qrobb, assl. graphic design editor Anna Marriott, style editor Lynn Prudan, ad design manager defeated a bill that would Uaa Duffy, business manager Jaa.loa Jankina, focus editor Stophanta Krtnar, assl style editor Katina Caaay, production manager allow the SGA vice president Draw vanCaaalatyn, news editor Cyndy Uadtka, asst. focus editor Stava Miranda, sports editor Grant Jarding, design consultant Alison Boyoa, asst. sports editor Flip Da Luca, Alan Naekowltz, to preside at senate meetings Nicola Motley, news editor Rob Kaiaar, opinion editor instead of the chairperson Jennifer Ovarman, assl. news editor Chria Pod—cM, asst. opinion editor Mlka Haffnar, photo editor David Wandantan, advisers pro-tempore." The Breeze fl 0 s The Bnezc Is pubUahed Monday and ThunxUy morninga and datrlbutad throughout JMU and the local Harrtaonburg community. Mailing addraaa is Tfc ^v^* "y- *«" regrets the error. HduStUuEEZm Vlndrd. 22J07. For advertaini call 56M127. For editorud office, oil S6M127. Comment, and complaint, should be addrewed toHeather OIWL editor. ■ * ^-- ^

THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 14, 1994 3 News Student letter brings suit by Playing in UVa professor the Winter Result could inhibit Wonderland student expression by Drew vanEsseistyn news editor College students may have to be extra careful about what they say about their ■ professors on evaluations. William Harris, an urban and environmental planning professor at UVa, has recently filed a law suit against a former student for what Harris claims are libelous remarks. The suit was filed at the Charlottesville Circuit Court and is in response to a letter of evaluation written by the student, which MELISSA CAMPBELL referred to Harris as "unjust, unconcerned and inconsiderate." Above: Junior Keisha Taylor sleds down the hill In front of D-hall Harris has asked for an award of during the past weekend of snow and Ice. $75,000 in the suit, and his statement in JLlk.w the suit referred to former student Kahale Right: Sophomore Todd Dubenezlc tries to overcome the Icy Wondaferew's letter as "false, malicious, conditions by cross-country skiing down the Quad on Saturday. defamatory, slanderous [sic], libelous and MIKE HEFFNER insulting." Dr. Roger Soenksen, professor of human and mass communication, defined libel as "written communication that First RA appreciation week planned causes one to be shunned or ridiculed." The words also must be seen by one other person than the writer. Events, activities organized by ORL to recognize advisers Soenksen said that if Harris were to win the case, others' opportunities to speak up reception on Wednesday and attend McGraw-Long Hall RA Kelley O'Dell about their professors would be inhibited. by Karen McLaughlin stqffwriter activities planned by the ORL staff on said that one of her favorite aspects of the The letter was written to Timothy Friday. job is working with her staff, as well as Beatley, the department chairman, after An announcement came over the Dooley said that RAs should be her residents. Wondaferew, a 46-year-old Maryland crackling intercom. Heather Kaneer, a appreciated for the long hours and "I've just really found it rewarding to resident who had been taking graduate resident adviser in Chappelear Hall, was committment they give to their duties. have the girls that come to me with classes at the UVa campus for continuing needed immediately in the hall office. RAs are required to attend weekly problems," she said. "I think we all get education in Falls Church, received a C+ A fight had broken out near the office meetings and sit duty once or twice a along pretty well." grade in Harris' class. and Kaneer was trying to break it up. week, depending on the size of the hall Cleveland Hall RA Elena Durso said In his letter, Wondaferew claims that While the scuffle continued, a cake and a staff. This responsibility involves staying that if residents "have respect for you as Harris gave preferential treatment to group of people appeared to wish her a in the office area for four hours on week an RA, you have no problem." female students, missed classes on a happy birthday. And Kaneer could only Durso said that since she is a RA in an regular basis, let class out early laugh at the fake fight. upperclassman dorm, most of her residents consistently and refused to talk to While many college students find it have already adjusted to college life. She Wondaferew outside of class on several challenging to keep up with academics, They really do put sees herself more as "a friend or someone occasions. extracurricular activities and social events, that you can come to talk to or somebody "It wasn't careless to give a graduating resident advisers balance this aspect of a lot of hours in that can fix things when things go wrong student a C+," Wondaferew told the their lives with the responsibilities of a 24- in the dorm, more really than being a role Virginian-Pilot/Ledger Star in an hour job. above and beyond model." interview last week. "It was intentionally For the first time, the JMU community 99 At the beginning of the year, RAs done. He doesn't care for anybody will show their appreciation for this time the call. survey their residents to find out their because he has tenure." and effort with a RA Appreciation Week, Jon Dooley interests. Based on these, they plan Harris claims that his professional focusing on resident advisers who serve as Garber Hall Director spiritual, social, emotional, functional, reputation has been damaged permanently, role models, administrators and friends. intellectual, physical and vocational and his teaching opportunities have been Garber Hall Director Jon Dooley said programs each semester. They also deterred at the university. that RAs deserve a week to let them know nights and six hours on weekend nights. communicate through bulletin boards. The letter caused "great mortification, that they are respected for their service on Besides these responsibilities, RAs According to O'Dell, this aspect of the humiliation, shame, vilification, exposure campus. interact with their residents on a daily job "takes as much time as you want to put to public infamy, scandal and disgrace, "They really do put a lot of hours in basis serving as both rule enforcers and into it. You could probably slide by with injury to his good reputation, harm in the above and beyond the call to make the friends. not doing much else than those things but conduct of his business affairs and halls a great place to live and they do it Chandler Hall RA Tim Miller said that it depends on if you really want to put a financial loss" to Harris, according to the with very little monetary compensation," he has realized that "you can still be lot of time and energy into the programs." statement issued with the lawsuit. he said. "So it's a chance to say thank you friends with these people." Meanwhile, he Through these programs residents have The case against Wondaferew is the for the work that they do." said that one of the most difficult aspects the chance to learn things like yoga, second lawsuit brought by Harris this year. Dooley said that the week will include a of the job is between being friends with the become informed about multicultural He sued UVa last spring after he did not variety of activities for RAs. Today they residents and having to lay down the law issues and rape, go on trips to amusement receive a promotion to the position of will receive thank-you cards from the in the dorm. parks, canoeing and white water rafting. department chairman. In the suit, Harris Office of Residence Life and invitations to "You are here to show people how they With all the responsibilities that come claimed that he was not promoted because the week's activities. They will have the should be acting. That's part of our job," under the hat of a RA, some residents he is black; That suit is still pending. opportunity to see Wampler Hall at a he said. forget RAs are just college students, too. *l 4 THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 14,1994 ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ 33QC*0«iK^ ■^■■^A^^^^^^^^^^■A^^v■AA■■JA■T■■^^^-^-■- -■- -■■ ■ ■^^^■ ^ COUNTRY WESTERN DANCE/WORKSHOPS Feb. 19 UCT Hall Rt 11 North (before BBQ Ranch going North out of town) PUNK / •N BRU-S 6-7:30 Workshop 8-12 Dance 564-0124 CARRY OUT ONLY Instructors - Charles & Bhavani Metro Charlottesville, VA HOURS •FRESH BAKED BREAD DAILY M 10:30-2:00 •18 DIFFERENT SUBS $6 Workshop «$6 Dance or T-F 10:30-7PM S 10:30-4:00 •GREAT FOOD $10 per person for Woitehop & Dance For information call 249-5447 kwuwwuuvuww^^

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NEWSFILE credibility after a breakdown in trade talks House breakfast that ended their The administration is also seeking to between the world's two leading economic unsuccessful two-day summit. persuade Hosokawa and his government U.S. Olympic Committee agrees powers, officials said Saturday. "I don't think the failure of the that the trade actions should not cause a to allow Harding to skate A senior official said the agreement will lead immediately to rupture of the entire relationship. administration, which has not lost hope for sanctions," Hosokawa said. But Clinton The administration hopes that it is LILLEHAMMER, Norway, Feb. 12 — an eventual settlement, was obliged to act The U.S. Olympic Committee on Saturday told reporters, "We'll just have to examine headed toward a more "mature" firmly after the failure Friday by President what our next steps will be, and we'll be relationship with Japan so the two sides cleared the way for Tonya Harding to Clinton and Japanese Prime Minister skate in the Winter Games. In return, turning to that next week." could quarrel over trade without critically Morihiro Hosokawa to reach agreement on Officials said no decision had been wounding their cooperation on foreign Harding's attorneys agreed to drop a $20 reducing Japan's $60 billion trade surplus million lawsuit against the USOC. made on which products to target policy issues. with the United States. One option is an announcement Hosokawa lent support to those hopes, Just hours after the Opening "We'd lose total control of the Ceremonies signaled the start of the XVII Tuesday that the administration plans to saying the two nations were moving "into [negotiating] process," the official said. impose penalty duties on selected a new era. Until now, we refrained from Winter Olympics, a compromise was "We'd be clobbered" at home, the official reached in the controversy that had Japanese products if officials conclude speaking candidly and saying what was added, referring to expectations in that Japan has violated a 1989 agreement difficult to say." threatened to overshadow all the athletes Congress and much of the U.S. business and events. But the stage has been set for to open the cellular telephone market in But a senior Japanese diplomat said the what may be one of the most dramatic community that Japan must be pressured Japan's main urban corridor to Motorola distrust of Japan evident in the Clinton to open its markets wider. Inc., officials said. administration's approach would make a competitions in Olympic history — There was strong support in Japan for Harding versus Nancy Kerrigan in U.S. sanctions could backfire against good relationship difficult to achieve. Hosokawa following his refusal to agree U.S. companies with close ties to Japanese — LA. Times/Washington Post women's figure skating. The competition to the U.S. demands for concrete will be Feb. 23 and 25. firms, said Soza Okamatsu, Japan's vice news service The resolution ends the USOC's attempts to hold a Games Administrative Board hearing in Oslo to consider Harding's Olympic eligibility. The hearing had been scheduled for Feb. 8 and then pushed back to Feb. 11. Harding's attorneys argued Feb. 11 in Clackamas County Circuit Court in Oregon that the board hearing would deny their client due process. After hearing arguments in open court and in chambers, Judge Patrick Gilroy urged both sides to reach an agreement, saying that be was "genuinely concerned" with the effect the controversy would have on the Games. A source involved in Saturday's meetings said that Gilroy put attorneys for both sides in different rooms at the circuit courthouse for nearly eight hours. The source said Gilroy proposed a scenario in which Harding can skate in return for an agreement to drop the suit Gilroy shuttled between each room, the source said, until an agreement was reached at around 6:30 p.m. EST. 800-pound woman rescued after having trouble breathing CHRIS CAMERA ISLIP, N.Y — After answering a call about a woman who was having breathing difficulties Friday, the Islip Fire Robb takes early lead over North in Va. Senate poll Department discovered that the ailing Sen. Charles Robb (D-Va.) holds a significant liabilities for him. but not deep. He gets backing from more woman tipped the scales at more than 800 substantial early lead over Republican Neither candidate is very popular, even than one-third of all those who voted for pounds. challenger Oliver L. North even though with members of his own party. Six in 10 Republican George Allen for'govemor last Authorities at the scene determined that fewer than half of Virginia voters believe Democrats and half of all Republicans November, but two-thirds of those who they could not let the woman walk for fear that Robb deserves to be re-elected, interviewed said they wish other favor Robb do not consider themselves that she might fall in the snow storm and according to a Washington Post survey. candidates were running for the Senate strong supporters. not be able to get up. The poll found that as the Senate this year. A spokesman for North, Mark Merritt, The firefighters, aided by the East hopefuls begin their high-profile The poll found that Robb leads North, minimized the significance of the findings. Brentwood Fire Department, had to shovel campaign, voters have substantial doubts S3 percent to 37 percent, among registered "Ask Governor Mary Sue Terry how snow and remove two windows to aid the about their character and lingering voters. He has a somewhat smaller much stock she puts in polls nine months woman, Doris DeAlbertis. She was questions about their pasts. advantage of 14 points among voters who out," Merritt said, referring to the 1993 strapped to a board and carried to an Robb's public feud with former say they are certain to vote Nov. 8. Democratic gubernatorial candidate whose ambulance by 13 firefighters. governor L. Douglas Wilder and high- The poll is based on interviews with poll standing plunged last fall. "We think Later, she declined to comment. profile allegations about Robb's personal 748 registered voters conducted from Jan. the key finding is that most Virginians "It's a rather unique rescue," Islip Fire life have diminished his standing with 30 through Feb. 3. The margin of don't want to re-elect Chuck Robb. We're Chief Bob Powers said. voters, the poll suggests, while North's sampling error for the overall results is in a very good position for a challenger." — LA. 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THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 14,1994 7 Campus News Alpha Epsilon Rho sponsoring annual Q101 takeover for a day this month Alpha Epsilon Rho, the national telecommunication society, is sponsoring its annual Q101 takeover on Feb. 20. The members of AERho will take over the airwaves from noon to midnight. They will be selling, writing and producing ads to raise money for their philanthropy, Tourettes Syndrome.

Rockingham Memorial Hospital to hold class on blood sugar monitoring There will be a class on diabetes, "Diabetes: Blood Sugar Monitoring," on Feb. 22 from 10 am. - noon in Conference Room C at Rockingham Memorial Hospital. The class is being coordinated by the Educational Services Department The cost of the class is $10 per person. A support person may be brought at no additional charge. Pre- registration is required. For more information, call 433- 4533 or 433-4269.

Frozen landscape MKEHEFTNCR ^-AVZ!*"*1* J**" *• un'veraity Mday. causing classes to be canceled and keeping *tud6nt,off ■* c*"Pu«- One solitary student braves snow and ice to traipse across the Quad. Inclement weather prevented the timely JMU will host Rocco Forums on the Future, reporting of Police Log. focus on presentations, lectures Rocco Forums on the Future demonstrations, hosted by the College of Letters and Sciences and Carrier Library, will be held Feb. 23 from 9 a.m. - noon. The events are as follows: • "Student and Faculty Multimedia Projects," Anthony- Seeger Hall, rm. 13, three one-hour presentations startine at9am. * • "Using Molecular Modeling Software in the Classroom," Miller Hall, rm. 208,9 -11 am. • Political Science Film Fest, 'The Mahabharata," • Book Drive for American Friendship Library • "Multimedia-based Lectures Using Lotus Freelance Moody Hall, Blackwell Auditorium, 4 - 7 p.m. Project, Warren Hall patio, 9 am. - 4 pjn. Sponsored Presentations Software," Zane Showker Hall, rm. 105, • Amnesty International meeting. Warren Hall, by the Russian Studies program. every half hour starting at 9 a.m. Piedmont Room, 5 p.m. • Equal meeting, Warren Hall, Piedmont Room, • "Teaching English in a 21st Century Classroom," • Anorexia Nervosa and Associated Disorders 4:30 p.m. Moody Hall, Blackwell Auditorium, 10:30 a.m. - noon. support group meeting, Emanuel Episcopal Church, • Student Government Association meeting. Warren • "Satellite Imagery," Miller Hall, rm. G-30 and G-31, 7pjn. 9 ajn. - noon. Hall, Highlands Room, 5 p.m. • Animal Rights Coalition meeting, Moody Hall, rm. • Madison Outing Club meeting, Taylor Hall, rm • "An Alternative Facility to the 'Classroom of the 21st 101,7:30 p.m. 402,6:30 p.m. Century,' " Education Building, rm. 202,9 am. - noon. • College Republicans meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 400, • Alpha Epsilon Delta, premedical fraternity, • "Animated Dissection of Anatomy for Medicine," 8 p.m. meeting, Burruss Hall, rm. 44,7 p.m. Godwin Hall, Purple and Gold Room, 10 am. - noon. • Campus-wide Bible study, Taylor Hall, rm. 304, • The Psych Club meeting, Maury Hall.rm. 201, • "The Use of Graphic Workstations in Teaching," 8 p.m. Sponsored by Contemporary Gospel Singers 7 p.m. Burruss Hall, rm. 133,9 am. - noon. Week. • Choir rehearsal/fun night. Music Building, 7 p.m. • "Great American History Machine," Maury Hall, rm • TALK radio program, "Talk Dirty to Me: Sponsored by Contemporary Gospel Singers Week. 203,9 am.-noon. Relationships at JMU," WXJM 88.7 FM, 10 p.m. - • First Right meeting. Warren Hall, Tidewater midnight. Room, 8 pjn. Public radio stations seeking nominations • Tri-Beta bake sale, Burruss Hall, all day. for Recycling Awards Program Public radio WMRA-FM (90.7)/WMRL-FM (89.9) is seeking nominations for its Second Annual Recycling Wednesday Tlwrsday Awards Program. This recycling showcase, "Recycling Works," will be held Saturday, April 16 from 1 - 3 pjn. at • Pi Sigma Alpha the political science honor society, • Golden Key National Honor Society meeting meeting, Maury Hall, rm. G-5, 5 p.m. New members Taylor Hall, rm. 305,4:30 pjn. the Augusta Government Center in Verona welcome. The public is invited to nominate recycling programs that have made a special effort to reduce the waster sent • Harmony meeting. Moody Hall, rm. 205,7 - 9 p.m. • EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 304, 5 - 6:30 to landfills. Awards will go to individuals, businesses, • University Graphics meeting, Duke Hall, second pjn. groups, schools, institutions and community projects. floor lobby, 7 p.m. Open to all majors. Nominees will display and explain their projects to the • Sociology Club meeting, Keezell Hall, rm. 101, • Campus Crusade for Christ large group meeting public at the awards program. 7 pjn. "Prime Time," Miller Hall, rm. 101,8 p.m. Nomination forms are available at the WMRA studios • Gospel Aerobics, P.C. Ballroom, 7 pjn. Sponsored in Anthony-Seeger Hall. Nominations, postmarked by by Contemporary Gospel Singers Week. • Alvin Ailey Dance Ensemble, Wilson Hall Feb. 25, can be sent to Bob Howerton, WMRA, • Intervarsity Christian Fellowship large group Auditorium, 8 p.m. Sponsored by Contemporary Harrisonburg, Va. 22807. For more information, call meeting, men in Harrison Hall, rm. A-205, women in Gospel Singers Week. For tickets, call x7000. Howerton at x6221. Harrison Hall, rm. A-206,7 pjn. All are welcome. 8 THE BREEZE Monday. Feb. 14.1994

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"S he turned me into a newt.. I got better.' a Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." "I 'm coming out! If I see anyone, I'm just gonna start shooting. Any poor fool takes a shot at me, I'm gonna kill them. I'm gonna kill their wife and family! And burn their damn house down!" Placing value in abstinence option -D.,„„,«..„*»,„,*? If you're going to have sex, how can you do it though, isn't the message we receive every day. A lot of safely? What's the most reliable protection from what we see and hear deals with having sex. And much of "Don't jump off the edge like lemmings, take a sexually transmitted diseases? And if most college the discussion is necessary. Those who encourage others look around." students are going to have sex anyway, shouldn't to take preventive health measures if they decide to have condoms be accessible to them? How about teenage sex and youth counselors who deal with teenage Here's Johnny!" pregnancies — don't you think we should provide pregnancy all realize this necessity. Others, such as services for those children and their babies? television advertisers, use sex as a means of grabbing tv-p Certainly. But what was just pushed out of the picture? your attention and influencing your actions. 1 he needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Among all the talk about safe sex, condoms and teenage Television commercials are the most glaring example few or the one. I have always been and always shall pregnancy, abstinence as a legitimate option was lost. of this."Drink this beer and you can have sex with this be your friend." It should be made clear that abstinence is a viable scantily-clad super-model," appears to be the message of option. Regardless of personal decisions, people should many beer advertisements. People, especially women, are 1 his is no boating accident" not pass judgement on those who choose not to have sex. portrayed as objects of sexual conquest in these ads. By the time Americans reach age 20, 77 percent of But nationally televised beer commercials aren't the women and 86 percent of men say they have had sex, only place where sex is used in advertising. A few "We*i on a mission from God.' according to a Centers for Disease Control poll. semesters ago, a Christian organization posted a sign in While these statistics may speak for a majority of the campus center to promote a speaker it was bringing to .Mr. Hand — if you're here and I'm here, isn't young adults, the numbers don't tell the story of the 23 campus. The title of the speech included the word "S-E- percent of women and 14 percent of men who say they X," which was the largest and boldest letters on the this our time?" have abstained. poster. This group, which discourages premarital sex, MT Statistics don't tell you why people make the choice not used "sex" advertising as a means of getting people to If you build it, he will come." to have sex. Many of these people are remaining faithful come to their meeting. to someone they can't put a face to, someone they haven't Living in the same environment as people who are What I'm saying is that men and women can't be met yet. The crux of this personal value is to wait for sex trying to abstain, college students should be able to until the person meets their life-long partner. appreciate their struggle to uphold their beliefs. friends. The sex part always gets in the way. No man And this is just one reason people abstain. Another Last week. The Breeze published an article about can be friends with a woman he finds attractive." reason is personal safety. "What is the best form of virginity. Several of the virgins who were interviewed for protection from AIDS and other STDs?" is a question the article didn't want their names used. Why didn't they I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.' often posed in high school sexual education classes. want their names to run? Were they ashamed of their Although the answer is abstinence, it is often forgotten. virginity? Was the topic just too personal? Or was it a Other people abstain because of a personal belief that because issues of abstinence haven't been discussed D on't call me son! I'm a lawyer and an officer in people should be treated respectfully, and they say that widely enough so they were comfortable enough to the United States Navy and you're under arrest, you isn't possible if they're always looking to hook-up. These openly talk about it? son of a bitch!" people hope to view others beyond their surface With all the choices that come along with sex, such as characteristics. Too often when a guy tells his buddies condoms and birth control, it should be clear that not .Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" about "a girl," he'll describe her by saying, "She's about having sex is as legitimate a choice as having it. 5-foot-6 with shoulder-length, red hair" instead of saying, "V "She loves playing basketball and has two dogs." The house editorial reflects the views of The Breeze I ou be sweet to your wife. My husband wasn't Searching for a deeper understanding of people in editorial board which consists of the editor, managing sweet to me; look how I turned out" order to know why they make the choices they do, editor and opinion editors. MT I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." Heather O'Neil.. . editor Dorma Ragsdale . .. managing editor Rob Kaiser... opinion editor Chris Podeschi •.. assU opinion editor You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My Letters to the editor should be no mote than 350 words, columns no more than 550 words, and will be published on a space available basis. They must be delivered to The father hung me on a hook once... Once." Brent by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity and space. You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, The opinions in this section do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the newspaper, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get 1 UNIVERSITY •this staff, or James Madison University. caught." ^» ^"" ^^■^ w^ i.m..

THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 14.1994 U LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

'Law-abiding citizens aren't going to Project quilt. We feel this article, through its spreading of JMU has Met at least one fly escape' just let anyone get rid of their guns' misinformation, could harm our community if the information presented is not challenged by the truth. in the seamless restructuring plan To the editor: In this article, the Campus Review celebrates an alternate I am writing in response to Christopher Mile's article in "Gerbil Quilt" placed next to the Names Project Quilt at the To the editor: the Feb. 3 Breeze. Mr. Miles was debating Jason Corner's University of Iowa. The alternate quilt "consists of 25 With the administration's talk of restructuring, in order to article on cartoon violence, and the fact that Congress is patchwork squares, each depicting a gerbil... along with a create a seamless web, it appears they have let at least one fly getting involved in TV violence. I am not going to debate the copy of 77K; Myth of Heterosexual AIDS by Michael escape. The logic behind restructuring is to promote content aspect of cartoons or whether or not there is too Fumento." The newspaper goes on to say that "Gerbils were graduation in four years. Yet, this strategy fails to address the much violence on TV. However, I would like to address two chosen for this quilt because of the role they play in certain difficulties that approximately 500 annual transfer students fatuous statements made by Mr. Miles. Mr. Miles stated that face to graduate "on time." Upon arriving they face an up- homelessness is "skyrocketing." Says whom? Mr. Miles? If hill battle to 1) get previously taken classes accepted; 2) Mr. Miles were to look at some hard facts, he would discover enroll in classes; 3) receive advice. These problems make the that homelessness, while it is a problem in America, isn't transfer student synonymous with the five-year plan. "skyrocketing." It is only slightly increasing. The number As a transfer student, getting non-JMU courses to fulfill isn't very large for the sire of the United States. (1990 Urban liberal studies requirements is virtually impossible. The Institute estimated the number of homeless at approximately result is that transfers often must take the same course twice. 600,000, or less than one for every 400 Americans.) Personally, I had two history courses not count because my Secondly, Mr. Miles stated, "Getting rid of Wile E. previous university's history had the non-politically correct Coyote will not reduce violence. Getting rid of guns will." name Western Civilization. Upon enrolling in JMU's World Whose guns are Mr. Miles referring to? The guns that were Civilization, I discovered that it requires the same textbook purchased legally by more than 30 million law-abiding as my previous class and a supplementary text entitled citizens for use in such sporting activities as hunting, target "Heritage of Western Civilization." Similarly, my physics shooting and shooting trap and skeet, and for those law- course did not count toward liberal studies because it was abiding citizens who own firearms for the sole purpose of "General Physics" and not "Physics as Inquiry." defending themselves, their families and their homes? I must Enrolling in classes proved nearly as difficult. Again, my assume that Mr. Miles is referring not only to the guns used own experience provides a good example. Registering for my by criminals but those used by every gun-owning, law- first semester, I was informed by phone registration that I abiding citizen, because what else could such a generalized homosexual practices." had 18 credit hours. When I checked my schedule after I statement as "Getting rid of guns," imply? While every effort The celebration of such an offensive display of ignorance arrived at JMU, it showed I had enrolled for only one course. should be made to get guns out of the hands of criminals, ignores the fact that the patches of an AIDS quilt are a It then took another week to register for a full load. law-abiding citizens aren't going to just let anyone get rid of representative cross-section of American society, including There are several ways JMU could facilitate a smoother their guns. I know I won't let anyone get rid of mine. children, infants, hemophiliacs, heterosexuals and transition for transfers. For starters, there need to be advisers DougKirby homosexuals. This "Gerbil Quilt" encourages hatred of specifically for transfer students. Second, JMU should freshman AIDS sufferers and homosexuals as well as encourages liberalize its process tor determining which courses to accept undeclared apathy and ignorance concerning the benefits of safer sex as credit. Currently, a student needs a college catalog, among heterosexuals by including Michael Fumento's textbook, and course syllabus to hope to receive credit after widely derided book. initial evaluation. Third, JMU should work with major two- Campus Review celebrates offensive The "Gerbil Quilt" makes light of the suffering and pain year colleges to ensure that hopeful transfer students know alternative to AIDS Names Quilt of AIDS victims, their families and friends. It also reinforces which courses will fulfill the liberal studies requirements. myths such as the use of gerbils in sexual practices of Finally, JMU should either expand its catalog to include To the editor: homosexuals. This claim originated as deliberate advice for prospective transfers or provide a separate transfer We the undersigned wish to express to members of the misinformation in the early 1980s and its origins have now catalog. JMU community our intense feelings of hurt and sadness at been forgotten by many and is repeated by ignorant IgHoring the opportunity to shorten the length of stay for the slanted portrayal of various groups, particularly individuals as fact. transfer students prevents hundreds of other hard-working homosexuals, in the most recent issue of Campus Report. Only by reading and responding to this newspaper and by students the opportunity to enroll in JMU. In addition, Campus Report is a "conservative" newspaper published out confronting its lies, racism and homophobia with the truth transfer students that are forced to repeat previously taken of DC which is available in the Campus Center and at can we heal the divisions within our society to create a more courses crowd out students who wish to enroll in limited various other colleges in Virginia. peaceful and healthy society. capacity classes. JMU needs to forget the technicalities and We the undersigned represent a wide cross-section of the Brandon Brod four other signatures recognize the worth of classes taken at other colleges. JMU community. While many of the articles in this freshman JhnKinsel newspaper deserve serious review, we would like to psychology senior comment specifically on an article concerning the Names Co-coordinator of Publicity for Harmony political science There aren't many limits when you're determined I've learned to judge people for who they are, not for what they're labeled as. >y

In March of 1991,1 was involved in a scuba diving from a party at Hunter's Ridge that had been busted. accident. I was vacationing in the Virgin Islands during Most of my friends had been drinking at a steady pace. the spring break of my junior year of high school with Guest Columnist But when we were stopped by two cadets, they my brother-in-law and sister. accused me of being drunk because I walked with a I was doing an exercise where I had to take off all — Toni Anglin slight limp and often swerved. I had to tell them about my equipment and put it back on while on the Ocean the accident and that I hadn't had a drink for two years. floor. The water was cloudy, and I lost sight of my Although I've had a few tricky situations since instructor who had been next to me with the oxygen retired paralegal who lives near Harrisonburg High arriving at JMU, I've been able to keep my sense of tank. Realizing I couldn't get my oxygen tank back on, School. That is a pretty healthy expense — last humor. If I know I can play with someone's mind, I'll I headed for the ocean surface. As a result of coming to semester, it cost me around $85 every week. Also, my say in my slow, deep voice, "Hey man, I've had a few the surface too fast, oxygen from my lungs went to my friends have to help me with assignments that have to cases of beer today, would you-like to join me?" brain, expanded it and left three air bubbles in my be hand-written, and my professors have to give me The experiences I've written about here are similar brain. In medical terms it was called multiple air essay tests orally. to situations many other students encounter every day emboli. Most people refer to it as "the bends." Getting around campus on a daily basis is fine for at JMU. And even though I had a traumatic brain I didn't think I'd go to college. I told my mom, "If I me. The recent inclement weather, however, did cause injury, I am still a fully functioning human being. applied, I wouldn't get in." She ordered me, "You're me some problems. Snow, ice and I just do not get Accidents do happen, that's why they're called applying!" I applied to George Mason and JMU and along. Usually, I allow myself approximately seven to accidents. It has made me look at the world from a was accepted at both schools. I decided JMU was the 10 minutes to get to class, but when it snows or there is different perspective. I've seen the way people look at college for me. ice on the ground, I double that time. You may see me me as though I were different. I've learned to judge Since arriving at JMU, I've encountered many inching to class on these days or maybe even losing my people for who they are, not for what they're labeled struggles, but I've kept my sense of humor. Some of balance and falling on my !!!. as. the daily events other students take for granted, I can I've also had problems with law enforcement. I hope they do the same for me. not. For example, I cannot write. Because of this, I During the first semester of my freshman year, I could tape record every class and then get it transcribed by a not drink alcohol. My friends and I were walking home Sophomore Tom Anglin is a political science major. 12 THE BREEZE Monday. Feb. 14,1994 I ...I;; I'HII' l-IHIIII l,,,.V.U.-,.',J.,,',,,.Uv -■—'"•' ' ■■ .1-■■-.. CATCH A TAN GET READY FOR SPRING BREAK StireWw Tan & Hair Styling Salon 1106 Reservoir St 434*1812 Introducing Our "Eurotan Package for Spring Break $50.00 Includes: UV Sunglasses Dark Tanning Lotion Tan At Nautilus Aloe Vera Moisturizer and 15 tanning visits y* Buy A Tanning Package AndGeti/2 0iTTROWX Tanning Products With JLM.U. IJ). Expires 3/5/9 Don't Forget To Ask About Congratulations from The Breeze Our Student Membership Specials

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THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 14,1994 13 LETTER TO THE EDITOR Commonwealth One urges JMU This world is full of turbulence' to vote In Board of Directors election Have you ever been on and hold no more an airplane? You're sitting TottfMor. mysticism. Or when that there, just fine, and you've Guest Columnist blanket you couldn't live It's election time again! Members of Commonwealth finally settled in and gotten without when you were a One Federal Credit Union will elect three members to their over your take-off jitters. — Katherine Dimitriou kid is tucked away in some Board of Directors to succeed three members whose terms You're riding and listening expire this year. Again this year, JMU students, faculty and closet God knows where. to music and eating Or when you find out your staff who are COFCU members will hive the opportunity to peanuts, feeling just fine. Suddenly, you hit an air elect JMU people to the board. The COFCU nominating parents are only human. Or when you realize that you committee has nominated three JMU people whose names pocket and clutch your seat like handlebars, realizing are just as human as they are. That's when you begin will appear on the ballots. They are Philip S. Grayson, you are no where near in control. And as the plane to realize how hard life actually is. William P. Jackameit and Henry J. Schiefer. Also, JMU shakes and shivers, you understand that planes aren't I'm not saying life is all foxglove and glory or even student Mark O. Wunder will appear on the ballot, having supposed to shake and shiver and there must be that every story has a happy ending, either. Life is been nominated by petition. something wrong, right? You begin to wonder what the what you make of it, though. If you try to find CurrenUy, JMU membership is almost 23 percent of the hell you are doing up in the clouds and wish you had happiness, you will, but if you expect everyone around total COFCU membership of approximately 26,500. taken a car or train or just stayed home. Even after that you to disappoint you, they will. Life is too short for Unfortunately, the Board of Directors scoreboard reads, first air pocket has subsided, you remain slightly on blame and there is nothing wrong with forgiveness. "Visitors 9 - JMU 0." But JMU's 6,000 member votes can edge, waiting for the seatbelt light or even those little You can't expect everything to handed to you. I think quickly change the score to read "Visitors 6 - JMU 3." Your gas masks to pop out. the Rolling Stones said it best, "You can't always get once-a year opportunity to get JMU on the COFCU Of course the moment you step off the plane you what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just Director's scoreboard is coming very soon. You should realize the silliness of your fears and you take off might find, you get what you need.*' receive your ballot, one per COFCU member, by February smiling, reassured by the fact that it was just turbulence Take a night off from studying or partying and take 19. We urge you to mark your ballot for three of the four and you're just fine. a look at the stars. I know it's cold, but a good look at JMU nominees named above, to do it immediately upon Well that's how it is. This world is full of the sky can put everything in perspective. What has receipt, and while you are right there at the Campus Center turbulence. You can't control everything and if you try, happened to you in the past is not as important as what Post Office, put it in the return envelope and drop it in the you will only be left feeling more and more powerless. will happen to you. You can take charge of your own mailbox. It was just turbulence. We are convinced that your Credit Union concerns will fate or you can let it be ruled by circumstance. Go I'm not saying life is easy. Some air pockets never outside and breathe the night air, take a look at the be known to and addressed by the COFCU Board of seem to end. It gets hard. One minute, all might be right Directors only when JMU people get enough votes to stars that have been there for millions of years and will become Board members. Please, make the best of this with the world when one fell swoop of ate could leave continue to glow for a few more million. Oh yeah, if infrequent opportunity to be heard. Vote for three of the four you alone and lonely at 4:00 in the morning. It gets you see a plane up there — think about how those JMU nominees. hard when you realize there isn't really anyone you can people are feeling. call at 4 am., just to talk. Or when you get your heart There is turbulence. You can't escape it — just Mark G. Wunder PhIMp S. Grayson broken and you begin to think of how things might don't let it rule you. However, don't doubt that the student Associate professor of theatre have been, could have been, that's hard too. You think next time you get on a plane you will be nervous of friends with whom you have shared aspirations, because it might not be just turbulence. And you might Henry J. Schiefer mingled with tears, drowned in laughter. You think of not always be just fine. WNMam P. Jackameit those friends and you realize that, by and by, you have Assistant Vice President Assistant Vice President nothing left to say to each other. That's even harder. Freshman Katherine Dimitriou believes everyone has tor Resource Planning It's rough when magic shows become tricks of illusion and Policy Studies a story to tell. ALVIN AILEY REPERTORY ENSEMBLE The University Program Board Thursday, February 17, 8p.m. is accepting applications for Wilson Hall Auditorium Executive Council chair positions in the following committees: * All Seats For ticket information, • film * • Public Relations Reserved call 568-7000 • Financial Management • Publicity $8.50 - $12.50 • Musical Events • Student Development Box Office Hours: • Production • University Revue Harrison Hall A103: ^•Global Awareness & Contemporary Issues M-F, 1-5 p.m. UD5 is a student organization which provides the JMU community Warren Hall Lobby: with educational, social, cultural, and entertainment activities. M-F, 10 a.m.- 4 p.m. Executive Council members organize all aspects of musical events, speeches, comedic acts, films and other activities. Applications arc available at the UPB office in Taylor Hall Dm 23L next to the post office (x6217). 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by Jenny Leonard contributing writer Whether looking for a mountain-lop Some not experience or a Valley valentine, Feb. 14 provides a special challenge for loves true even the most romantically inclined individuals. withholid Students seeking that special spot to take a sweetheart or just a quiet, Love stinks. charming getaway alone, can take hints Boxes of roses and car from other JMU romantics. dinners may be the picture For a local Valentine's Day 14 to some, but to those w getaway, students can visit such no reason to celebrate, the h scenic spots as Reddish Knob, a better known as Black Mom popular choice among students. "Valentine's Day is on Senior Warren Crowder said, "It's so worst holidays," sop beautiful at sunset. The view is just resident adviser Kimberly' incredible." He and his girlfriend, says. junior Judi McMillan, went up to She adds that half Reddish Knob once and watched a population won't have a dati bonfire started by other Knob visitors. MAGGIE WELTER rest will have arguments c "The bonfire made it even more The Joshua Wilton House and Restaurant on Main Street can serve the holiday. "In essence, on! enjoyable to be up there," Crowder couples a Valentine's dinner close to campus. four people actually like Va said. Day," she says. Freshman Christy Ibach said, Massanutten offers other activities, like looking at the millions of stars you can In White Hall, some of "Reddish Knob is one of the highest hiking and biking. see is incredible," she said. have planned a "Love Suck peaks around." She said the view faces "You can take a trail which runs Sophomore Megan Ibach suggested as an alternative for the the sunset, and stretches for miles. along the ridge, so you're able to look White Oak Canyon in Madison County. choose not to spend the hoi Another of Crowder's suggestions out over both sides of the mountain as Driving time is between 45 minutes and traditional way—on a date. for a retreat to the mountains is you walk," Crowder said. an hour, but it is well worth it. Poach The movie "War of the Massanutten. Besides skiing. One of junior Cindy Frye's favorite said. will be shown, because it aV places is the Big "White Oak Falls are the highest in unhappy couple and it isn' Meadows Virginia," she said. The area features a Valentine's Day fare, sop Campground, camping overlook, lower and upper RA Maggie Lee says. accessible from falls, and several trails to take. Residents will also hi Skyline Drive. "It's beautiful! It's so pretty up opportunity to work out th The campground there," she said. She has been there Valentine's-Day aggress doesn't open until several times and advises students, adding their gripes to large | March, but the "When you go, you should definitely paper on either side of the n trails are open take your camera." say "Men suck because . year-round. For yet another picture-perfect "Women suck because..." B i g picnic date, the New Market Battlefield Lee says the party will tx Meadows is a north of Harrisonburg is an option. opportunity for residents to great place to go Megan Ibach said that at the end of opposite sex. to get close to the battlefield there is a pasture area "There are a lot of peoj nature, she said. overlooking the Shcnandoah River. either don't have anybody o "Wildlife is "I can't wait for the weather to get long distance relationship, everywhere," she warmer so I can get out there and have don't have anybody here," si said "I had a deer a picnic," she said. Freshman Mishal Jawa come as close to Closer to campus, nature is still will provide the music for th me as IS feet accessible. However, the great Sucks Party," says he ag away. There are outdoors may be as close as the become the designated several campsites backyard for some students. because he has a lot of and trails. One of Wide, open spaces and a tree-lined without a love theme. the trails goes creek are two aspects of Purcell Park. Bui mat's not his only re down to a Located just two blocks back from attending the protest party, waterfall." South Main Street on Monument have anyone to celebrate v Frye said Avenue. year "he says. Big Meadows Junior Anne Heiser and her This party isn't die onl lives up to its boyfriend enjoy going to the park when dedicated to alternative cek name. Near the he comes to visit. "Purcell is though. entrance in a large awesome," she said. "The trees and the Some students choose thi open field, deer grass are beautiful. My boyfriend and I rosy holiday to further fine bound through love to hang out there, talk, listen to the instead of relationships. MAGGIE WELTER the grass at dusk. radio and enjoy the sun." 4 Freshman Stephanie li Pure all Park offers open spaces with trees, water, and a "Watching Sophomore Hal Huser said, "Purcell ALTERNATTVI playground for romantic getaways. the deer and GETAWAYS page 21 THE BREEZE Monday. Feb. 14. 1994 17 on Style tines Valentine's gifts show that special someone affection

Dt as by Bill Johnson $5. That way we can be more contributing writer creative," graduate student Jen Barber said of herself and her uck Be the gift big or small, significant other. expensive or inexpensive, there is Cards are probably the most [iday always a level of emotion that fundamental part of Valentine's reaches past the item itself to make Day gifts according to many JMU it a true Valentine's Day gift. students, who said that is what they 1 candlelight Senior Jason Corsini said about are giving. cture of Feb. gift giving, "It shows love and Others said that home-made >se who have commitment. Remember to keep cards are the best. "They're the holiday is the element of romance in your personal," junior Hilary Knause Monday. relationship." said. "They show that someone is one of the Gift giving almost always took time to create something for sophomore depends on the availability of the you instead of just running to the erly Yednock "perfect gift" or the capability to drug store." buy that particular gift. Gift giving Hallmark introduced another iali of the on Valentine's Day has become an means of getting the Valentine's a date and the art. message. A new type of card has a ;nts or forget "More than anything else, it's a built-in audio recorder in which a e, only one in tradition and the chance to celebrate personalized message can be SB Valentine's another tradition along with it," recorded. senior Matt Moore said. But despite the new gifts on the c of the R As Gifts are a way of showing market, many Valentines use Sucks Party" affection. traditional means to show love. r those who "It doesn't have to be expensive "I got something once and I still le holiday the or even bought," freshman Laura hold it close to my heart," junior date. MP\E HErrrfcR Flaherty said. "It just has to be Deitra Dobbins said. It was a f the Roses" something from the heart." stuffed bear. : it depicts an Junior Ten Johnson looks at balloon* on sale for Valentine's Many couples agreed with According to several store t isn't typical Day at Matthews Hallmark in Valley Mall. Flaherty. "We're setting a limit at , sophomore GIFTS page 19

■ i so have the Getting sexy for Valentine's Day Creative dating ideas ut their anti- V [ressions by add spice to life in irge pieces of special relationships the room that Lingerie: risque show of love ise ...... " and you," lingerie with handcuffs him advice about marital by Bill Johnson by Erin Myers included and lingerie with problems. ;.;.',...... contributing writer rill be a good contributing writer bunny-like fluff-balls attached. Women appreciate the interest * ts to bash the On the conservative side, coming from the men, too. The traditional places to go with a Bundles of flowers and boxes there are boxer shorts with hearts Sophomore Nicole Johnson said new-found flame offer little romance. people who of chocolates are often the gifts or teddy bears and heart pajama that she loves to see men A movie doesn't give a couple the xl > or have a of choice for Valentine's Day, sets in silk and cotton. standing in line at a lingerie store chance to get to know one another, ship, so they but this year, many people are Crissman said that more men buying something for their and dinner can be uncomfortable when •e," she says, opting for something smaller — are coming into her store this girlfriends. two unfamiliar people are worried lawaid, who much smaller. It's called year looking for gifts for their "There's nothing better than about table manners. for the "Love lingerie. girlfriends. spending money on something But there is help out there for te agreed to Terry Crissman, owner of "We go out of our way to useless," she said. "The best distraught daters. John Johnson, ited deejay Underneath It All, near Valley make them feel comfortable. A thing is seeing a guy standing in creator of the Creative Dating n of music Mall, said that many people — few men were in the other day, line at Victoria's Secret and Workshop, is taking bis tour to men and women — are buying and they said it wasn't so bad knowing that it's for you." campuses nationwide to teach college ily reason for lingerie for Valentine's Day. after all," she said. Although they realize the students the art of dating. firty. "1 don't Teddies, the traditional Crissman explained that men importance of Valentine's Day, Inter-Hall Council brought him to V ale with this Valentine's Day present, seem to are most confused when asked some men still aren't quite sure JMU from Cincinnati last Thursday be the favorite again this year, for what size they are buying. how to handle the stress of going night to give a workshop in the e only event according to Crissman. And, red She said that she usually has at into a lingerie store. Highlands Room in Warren Hall about 5 celebration. is the color of choice, she said. least one funny story a day Ed Freeman, a sophomore, dating options. claims he wouldn't shop for life is not how many breaths you In other stores, You may find related to male shoppers * K this not so anything from the bizarre to the One time, a newlywed, who lingerie. "I just feel wrong in take, it's how many breath-taking r friendships conservative. Some items for was impressed with Crissman's there," he said. moments there are," Johnson said. sale this year include string advice about lingerie for his One man recalls a lingerie- Johnson's attitude about life was ie Totncdcn thongs with bows that say "I love wife, asked her if she would give UNGER1E page 19 t CREATIVE page 19 18 THE BREEZE Monday. Feb. 14,1994 |p>eori The Squire

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THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 14,1994 19 Creative Gifts continued from page 17 continued from page 17 Day and buying gifts like jewelry do when the money tightens and and clothing for their valentines. reflected in his talk to the you don't have a lot of money." owners, stuffed animals are A fancy dinner date is also a students in his workshop. He The program mixed serious becoming increasingly more popular — but more pricey — encouraged them to create advice with comical stories to Attention popular, joining the ranks of red way to show affection. "breath-taking moments" by give students a wide range of roses and heart-shaped boxes of For those more daring and using their imaginations when dating options. Johnson said that Style chocolate candy as the elite of willing to go erotic, lingerie is an they date. dating has definite rules. For Valentine's days gifts. option for a Valentine's Day gift. "I thought his main emphasis example, he said that couples writers: Stuffed animals are another "The most popular items have was to show ways to go out and shouldn't go out to a movie on popular product on the Valentine been a teddy and a short gown have fun without alcohol the first date because there's no market at area gift shops. "I think called a chemise," said Teri present," freshman Mary Gamer real interaction. Because it's everyone likes to cuddle up to a Crissman, owner of Underneath said. He also said it's advisable not stuffed animal whether they're a It All in Harrisonburg. She said Johnson joked about the to go to dinner on a first date Valentine's Day guy or a girl. On Valentine's that mostly married couples have perfect timing of his visit. His because it can be a tricky and you probably Day, they can cuddle up to it like come in, but customers' ages comical approach to the program evening. It's hard to give a good have better things they'd cuddle up to their range from 18 to 45. could have helped those who impression, Johnson said, when valentine when their valentine But whatever the gift might be, suffered the stress of the there's food stuck in your teeth. to do tonight than isn't there," senior Alystrsa LitUe Valentine's Day is still a time to Valentine's season. Freshman Alex come to a meeting, said. spend "nice, quiet quality time People who came to the Derhovhannessian said that we've moved the Some valentines are opening with a special loved one," Corsini program were able to interact Johnson's style of presenting the purse strings this Valentine's said. with each other and pick up ideas dating dilemmas shed new light section meeting to for the next time their mind goes on his views of dating. "I found it 4 p.m. this blank on a tense first date.The both entertaining and Lingerie. afternoon. If contlnuea from page 17 ideas are as varied as picnicking informative," he said. men's underware. "I bought my for an afternoon to going up the He didn't just offer solutions you're interested shopping experience during boyfriend red silk boxers, and I mountain for a day of skiing. to the dating dilemma. He also in writing about Christmas break. He was in a wasn't em harassed at all," she "I felt he helped people to be shared stories of dating horrors. music, theatre and Victoria's Secret store with his said. more comfortable with dating in Johnson told a story about the younger brother when his brother As for the purpose of lingerie, general," freshman Matt worst date he had heard from his art, come on said, "I can't do this" and ran out opinions differ. Beekman said. past programs: a girl who went down. Hope to see of the store. on a blind date to an amusement Sophomore Elaine Faulkner And audience members didn't you there. But not all men are afraid of said she's found the reason for hesitate to offer ideas for dates. park. lingerie. lingerie. "I think the purpose of One student told a story about During the date to the park, the Anne and Sophomore Mark Hudson said, lingerie is to make you feel better he and his girlfriend tying their couple was stuck upside down on Stephanietep "I used to go in there to about yourself," she said. legs together and hopping from a stand-up roller coaster. When 846 embarrass my girlfriend. I'd say However, like many of his house to house using a scavenger technicians tried to unstick it by 'Hey, buy this!' and she'd get counterparts, one man saw no hunt routine to get picnic supplies rolling the cart backwards, the 4 * mad." He said he didn't mind point in lingerie. "It is like because they were too frugal to man threw up on his date. being in a lingerie store at all. spending $30 to put a small buy them. "Using examples of the best u Sophomore Jen Francis has no dinner napkin over your whole Garner said, "You realize and worst dates added humor," qualms about entering a lingerie body," sophomore Sean Beavins there are alot of things you can Derhovhannessian said. shop either, not even to buy said.

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THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 14.1994 23 Sports Get outta here! Dukes' second-half defense runs GMU's run-and-gun game out of town we were trying to set," he said. by Alison Boyce "As it unraveled, we didn't have any asst. sports editor energy. If you don't have any energy, you don't have any shot." There's one thing you can say about The last meeting with George Mason George Mason's "Paul Ball" style of play: was a 95-94 win for JMU, a victory It may not be working for the Patriots, but preserved only by a last-second steal by it sure makes for an exciting game. Leonard. In a game that featured 43 three-point Leonard, who finished with 16 points, attempts, it was JMU that coasted to a said the key difference in Saturday's game 110-81 victory over GMU on Saturday at was team defense. the Convocation Center. "Last time, we let them shoot a lot of It was the first shots, push the ball up, and we didn't get win in almost a back in transition," he said. month that the "All this week in practice. Coach told us Dukes didn't take we had to get back in transition and don't down to the wire, let them get the easy baskets. It paid off and a situation JMU players were happy to tonight." finally experience. The Dukes now move to 15-6 overall "It's so much better, so much more and 8-2 in the Colonial Athletic fun,'' said junior forward Louis Rowe, Association. They hold sole possession of who finished with a game-high 25 points. first place in the CAA after last-place "In the second half, we kept running and I William & Mary upset UNC-Wilmington looked up and we were up IS and then 18. Saturday. I think we showed a lot of patience on JMU next meets up with American at offense." Bender Arena Wednesday, and then has a The first half, however, seemed to rematch with East Carolina Saturday at signal the trend of another tight ballgame. home. The Dukes traded baskets with the The Dukes took their last meeting with Patriots until junior guard Kent Culuko hit the Pirates down to the wire, pulling out a all three free-throws on a three-point foul, 70-68 win in Greenville. putting JMU up by 10 with three minutes JMU now faces the challenge of before the half. continuing to have an all-around team The lead dwindled to five by the break, effort to carry them through the five with JMU taking only a S7-S2 advantage. remaining regular season games as well as "We were up by five at the half, and I the CAA Tournament. was like, 'Oh, no, here we go again, "We need our whole team to be another close game,'" Rowe said. together," Leonard said. "I think the unity Culuko and senior forward Clayton is coming together. Everybody contributed Rittcr had the hot hands in the fust half for and that's what we need every night" JMU, with Culuko scoring 17 and Ritter hitting for 14. George Mason (81) Only five minutes into the second half, fg ft reb Ritter picked up his third foul, and then 14 mln m-a m-a o-t a to pf tp seconds later he picked up a charging call. Minns 23 5-9 0-0 M 7 6 2 11 With Ritter forced to take the bench, the Horton 21 7-10 0-0 6-10 0 2 1 18 Patriots took advantage as sophomore Myen 1 0-2 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 forward Khyl Horton hit two straight Alford 28 7-10 1-2 4-5 1 2 4 15 three-pointers. Trone IS 2-5 1-10-10 115 Left" 40 0 0 0010 JMU sophomore center Kareem McCanu 23 6-10 2-3 1-15 4 5 16 Robinson then drove the ball up the court McGIone 17 0-5 1-2 2-50211 and up for a slam dunk that brought the ROM 19 5-21 0-0 1-3 2 0 2 12 crowd of 7,000 to its feet Sharp 26 0-1 04 0-10110 The basket was waved off due to a Rngall 23 1-3 1-2 1-3 0 13 3 questionable foul from junior guard Totals 200 33-76 6-14 16-35 15 19 21 81 Dennis Leonard, and the tide seemed to be Percentages: FG—43.4, FT—42.9.3-point goals— turning GMU's way. 9-27.33.3 (Manns 1-1. Horton 4-5. Myen 0-1. Trone But the Dukes held their composure as MAGGIE WELTER 0-2 McCanu 2-3. McGIone 0-1. Ross 2-13. Fingall freshman forward Charles Lott stepped up 0-1) to his role off the bench, pulling down six Senior Clayton Ritter rejects GMU't Andrew Fingeil on Saturday night. Ritter finished with 16 points as the Dukes swept the season series with the Patriots. JMU (110) points and five rebounds. fK ft reb "Each game we're getting better at mln m-a m-a o-t a to pf tp playing well together, and tonight I think pass the ball, to move the offense," Rowe Although five GMU players were in Rowe 32 11-17 2-3 1-5 1 3 3 25 was evident of that," Ritter said. "We had said. "We scored a lot of points tonight but double figures, junior guard Donald Ross' Ritter 28 8-11 0-0 0-6 5 2 4 16 a lot of assists, not that many turnovers, it was within the confines of our offense." S-of-21 shooting exemplified the shooting Robinson 17 2-5 1-2 1-3 0 1 1 5 and I think that just has to do with guys Though down by 12, GMU managed to woes the Patriots suffered. Culuko 34 6-11 6-6 1-3 3 0 1 20 willing to give up the ball to someone who stay in the game until the clock wound GMU shot 43.4 percent for the game, Leonard 29 3-7 9-10 1-1 5 2 2 16 down to seven minutes remaining. JMU compared to JMU's 55.9 percent from the McLinton 15 4-6 2-2 0-3 1 2 3 14 has the better shot" Venaon 28 2-5 2-4 6-10 2 3 3 6 Sophomore guard Darren McLinton responded with 11 straight points, putting field Patriots head coach Paul Westhead said CulioBrto 7 0-2 2-2 0-3 0 0 0 2 was crowned Three-Point King for a Day, them up by 23 and the game away. Lott 10 2-4 2-2 1-50116 hitting all four three-point shots he "They're the kind of team that if you GMU may have become a victim of the Totots 200 3*48 26-31 11-41 17 14 18 110 attempted. Culuko was 2-7 from the three- get a lead on diem and they start missing, quick style of play they use to run down Percentages: FG—55.9. FT—83.9.3-point goals—8- point arc. you can get an advantage on them," JMU the opposing team. 16 50.0 (Rowe 1-2, McLinton 4-4. Culuko 2-7. "Everybody took it upon themselves to head coach Lefty Driesell said. 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Southeastern Conference, one of the On Dec. 4, senior point guard Gail founding members of the College The JMU women's basketball team fell Shelly was lost for the season with a knee With 27 points against Richmond on Feb. 3, junior forward Kara RaUiff moved Football Association, has pulled out to Old Dominion Sunday 73-59 in injury suffered in a win at Syracuse of a CFA television contract to sign Norfolk, as the Monarchs continued their University. into 18th place on JMU's career scoring list. RaUiff is leading the team in scoring an independent deal with CBS, domination of the Colonial Athletic At different points in the season, seven according to a report in The Association. players including junior guards Christina and rebounding with 14.7 points a game and 6.8 rebounds. Washington Post. The loss comes on the heels of a win Lee and Mary Eileen Algeo, sophomore The Southeastern Conference will over William & Mary in WiUiamsburg on guards Krissy Heinbaugh and Danielle The point guard position has been a revolving door since the loss of Shelly. leave after its contract runs out in Friday. Powell and sophomore forward Jackie 1995. It currently accounts for about Despite a list of injuries and illnesses Pratt, and freshmen centers Carla Houser Lee started 10 games before injuring her shoulder. She was replaced by Powell one-fourth of the CFA's $300 that would make a doctor cringe, the and Jen Turczyn have missed games with million contract with ABC and ESPN. Dukes find themselves in the hunt for the either injury or illness. who has taken over the duties, but who is battling bronchitis. With the Southeastern Conference No. 2 seed in the CAA Tournament, set "We really don't have anyone who is defection, David Downs, ABC's for March 10-12 at the Convocation healthy, and that's the bottom line," On Feb. 3, JMU disposed of Richmond 82-58 with Heinbaugh starting at point vice president for programming, told Center. Moorman said. "There is nobody on our the Post that the future of the CFA is The Dukes will now hit the stretch run team who is 100 percent with the guard. "We go to the court against Richmond in question. Other conferences, he of the CAA schedule, with five regular exception of maybe [Turczyn] and Jen said, are seeking independent season games remaining before the Williams. The illness factor right now is a with our fourth point guard starting and really no back up to her and win by quite a contracts. conference tournament. The loss to Old concern." CBS Sports had a major void to Dominion snapped a four-game JMU A definite bright spot to this point has margin," Moorman said. 'To me, it's just fill in its programming with the loss winning streak, leaving JMU's record at been the play of freshman forward Sarah a testimony of the character of the kids and how hard they've worked." of NFL football and major league 12-9,6-3 in the conference. Schreib. A medical redshirt last season, baseball this year. The deal will run Undefeated in CAA play, Old Schreib has returned this year as a starter. With four of their final six conference games at home, Moorman said that the from 1996 to 2000, and is worth Dominion is currently in first place. JMU "She is the one that has shown night in approximately $95 million. is in a dogfight with George Mason for and night out that she certainly can play at remainder of the schedule is favorable. second place. this level," Moorman said. "Right now, However, she made it clear that she has DRAKE ASSISTANT LINKED The Dukes have had to overcome a lot she is a legitimate rookie of the year no expectations other than the team giving TO NCAA VIOLATIONS: of bad luck this season, but coach Shelia candidate in the conference." it their best shot Drake's top men's basketball Moorman said she is happy with the Against then-No. 22 George "We have no assumptions of anything," assistant coach, Felton Sealy, was team's standing at this point. Washington on Jan. 3, Schreib led the she said. "That's probably not only the fired Friday after being linked to "Considering our circumstances, with team with 17 points. She is averaging 10.7 most realistic outlook but what's fair to possible recruiting violations, injury and illness and the competitiveness points a game. the kids in this program. They've done an according to The Washington Post. of our schedule, we have to be really Moorman said that Turczyn, Houser outstanding job of sticking together and Sealy allegedly paid for a meal pleased with where we are," she said. "It's and Williams need to overcome giving it their best effort." for a recruit after his official campus pretty close to a miracle that we could go inconsistent play. The Dukes' next game is Thursday at visit had ended. Coaches are only through the first round of the conference "We've seen flashes of promise from the Convocation Center against George allowed to pay for meal during and be 5-2. In that respect, to this point in all three of the new kids," Moorman said. Mason. official campus visits. SPORTS HIGHLIGHTS

WOMEN'S TENNIS Old Dominion 7-3 Richmond 64 Davidson Doubles Classic East Carolina 5-5 Davidson. N.C. George Mason 3-7 Feb. 11-13 WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Round Robin North Carolina State 3, JMU 1 CAA leading scorers JMU 3, Davidson 1 (averages per game as of Feb. 12) JMU 3, West Virginia 0 Celeste Hill, ODU 20.5 PlayofTs-3rd place Niclrie Hilton. GMU 15.2 JMU 3, Louisville 1 Kara RaUiff, JMU 14.8 Doubles Ashleigh Akens, W&M 14.5 Nelson-Mehlbauer (L) def. Tory Keri Chaconas 14.5 Schroeder-Caroline Cox (JMU) 7-6, 7- Marcell Harrison, GMU 14.4 6 Laura Barnes, UR 14.4 Renee Bousselaire-Katie Piorkowski Kirsten Keller, AU 14.4 (JMU) def. Resmondo-Foot (L) 6-4, 6- Marilyn Gayton, W&M 14.3 .4 Tomekia Blackmon, ECU 13.4 Deb DeYulia-Meredith Jamieson (JMU) def. Moojeski-Turpeville (L) 7- CAA assist leaders (averages per game as of Feb. 12) 6.6-1 CRAIG NEWMAN Singles Marcell Harrison, GMU 5.0 Darian Smith (JMU) def. Cooper (L) 8- Keri Chaconas, GMU 4.0 Oh-for-two 1 DeniseWinn,UR 3.4 DeamuVander Plat, ODU 3.4 Pictures off George Mason junior forward Andrew Fmgall were papered MEN'S BASKETBALL Celeste Hill, ODU 3.4 in the Convocation Center Saturday in the basketball game between CAA Standings Danielle Charleaworth. ECU 3.3 GMU-JMU. Flngall said In the preseason that the Patriots would beat Tara Roberson. W&M 3.2 JMU "twice. Three times H we get them in the tournament." The Dukes JMU 8-2 Sarah Schreib, JMU 3.2 won 110-81 Saturday and 95-94 Jan. 15 in Fairfax. UNC-Wilmington 7-3 Jeri Dorezas, AU 3.1 26 THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 14,1994 The Breeze's Rob Kaiser took time during the Dukes9 Saturday night game vs. George Mason to slip into something a little less comfortable in order to become...

Like many JMU students, I'd wanted to be Duke Dog since my freshman year. Steve made a few calls for me and told me I had to get (Far left) Fans along the baseline consistently permission from Brad Babcock, an executive associate make up some of the most enthusiastic athletic director at JMU. I called him expecting to get a supporters of Duke Dog. (Above) Three-year old TheBIG lecture. John Bach man enjoys a moment with Duke Dog "Duke Dog doesn't talk, right?" Babcock asked. as his mother Julie watches along side. "Right," I responded after realizing he was waiting for an answer. Having agreed Duke Dog is mute, Babcock ran through some more rules: ■ Don't go near drunk fans in case they decide they want to pass Duke Dog around. Dfcgon • Don't make any gestures that express displeasure with officials' calls. • Don't go on the floor while the game is in progress. ("I'll just act like Vladimir Cuk!" I considered saying.) Babcock then asked "what size" I am. "6-foot-2," I lied. Thinking Duke Dog had to be over six feet, I decided to measure myself on the Kent Culuko scale. (Culuko is listed as 6-foot-4 in the JMU media guide, and Campus that is his actual height — when he's standing on a basketball.) C £ "^ ^T TThy is the Mason bench on the wrong . Unfortunately, I lied for no reason. Duke Dog should % A / side of the court?" I thought. "Isn't be six-feet (my actual height), Babcock told me. The Y ^/ tn's where press row should be? outfit will be a "tight fit," he added. T T When did they switch the visiting team's bench to the opposite side of the court?" The suit ended up fitting fine. I met the real Duke Dog I looked down at a seat in the front row where the (I'll call her/him 'Terry") at the Convo last Tuesday person who is really Duke Dog was seated earlier in the night so I could try on the suit and walk around in it for a game. The seat was empty. "Those don't look like the while. First, Terry had me put on a "diaper" that was people (s)he was sitting near,'' I thought. supposed to fatten me up. It looked like a bullet-proof It was only part way through the first half of the game, vest for a person with bladder control problems. Next and I was completely disoriented. Until this point, I had came the "fur" body suit (Terry had to zip me up.) I then strutted to a certain area based on three factors: stuffed my feet into the boots that are in Duke Dog's 17- • To play with a kid who was staring at me. inch-long feet, threw the cape over my neck, put on the • To shake hands with someone who was bellowing paw gloves and slipped on the head, which has a white "Duke Dog! Duke Dog!" helmet in it and is only attached by an elastic chin strap. • To avoid going down stairs out of a fear that I would I was ready to duck through the door and begin my life miss a step, tumble down the stairs and lose my head. as a dog. (Well, at least as Duke Dog.) I began practicing Now, though, I was just trying to get my bearings. I the Duke Dog strut tilted my head back to scan the Convo. I began to realize "You look like Frankenstein," Terry scoffed. (S)he told I was on the side of the court opposite the cheerleaders. me to "exaggerate everything" — kick my knees up, Rob prepares for his "two hours of fame" by "But why is the band on this side?'' I thought punch down with my opposite arm and swing my head so sliding on his 17-inch Duke Dog feet I would have lifted off the head of the costume if I the ears bounce. And, by the way, do all of this smoothly, didn't think the effect of seeing Duke Dog decapitated (s)he added. would have permanently scarred the children in As I made my way down to the Convo floor where the attendance. color guard was practicing, Terry reminded me, as PHOTOS BY CRAIG NEWMAN "How'd I get myself into this," I thought — and I Babcock had, that Duke Dog doesn't talk. Once on the didn't just mean the outfit. court, I approached a guy who was sitting on the press table. "How ya do'in Duke Dog?" he asked. "Good!" I 'The Breeze sports editor, Steve, asked me last semester instinctively responded. / if I'd be interested in writing a first-person account CONTINUED NEXT PAGE about being Duke Dog for a day. I almost kissed him. THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 14, 1994 27

to me holding his daughter in his were seated nearby. I motioned arms. She had a look of for one to come dance. She bewilderment in her eyes. As I obliged. By the end of the extended my arms, an official timeout, I was gasping for breath. must have made a questionable call because some people in the After the game and a shower, I crowd launched into a chorus of emerged from the dressing "Bull-—! Bull-—!" The girl's room. Nobody smiled or waved expression changed to one of or shook my hand. My two hours confusion. I wondered if the fans of fame had passed. who were yelling right beside me I felt bad that I hadn't been noticed the little girl. able to get to all of the people As the game neared the end, I who called for me and all of the realized I hadn't gotten a chance children who wanted a hug. to really dance. I went out on the That night, I dreamt I was in floor during the next time out and an official meeting about my pointed at a young woman to Duke Dog performance. (This is come dance with me. She true.) Everyone was saying I did wouldn't dance. I got down on a terrible job. A wave of guilt both knees and begged. She rushed over me. wouldn't dance. I pulled her onto I hope the little blond-haired the court. She went back to her girl had better dreams. Maybe seat. Fortunately, the Dukettes she even dreamt of me.

CONTINUED FROM PAGE 26 surrounded me and pulled on my knocked on the door. Slipping the Following my initial slip-up, I paw back on I opened the door considered taping my mouth cape while slaying out of reach. (Thankfully, a Breeze and saw Dr. Carrier. "I'm going shut for the game. Then I to take the graduation form to my remembered the costume was photographer, Craig, was right there taking pictures. He never department head on Monday!" I claustrophobic enough already. almost blurted out. Then I I got to the Convo around 6 helped me.) Once I escaped those kids, noticed he had some little visitors p.m. Saturday. I'd been nervous with him. I exchanged niceties all day and had hardly eaten though, I found there were many more friendlier ones. Most of the with the kids, waved good-bye anything out of fear of throwing and collapsed. it right back up. I had, though, time, I only had to kneel down, kept a steady flow of liquids spread my arms and the kids would run to me. I played peek-a- The second half went by a lot going in me since I knew I was quicker than the first. When I going to sweat a lot. boo with some of them, but the game was complicated by the fact put the head back on, the chin I was in the outfit and strutting strap felt like a cool, wet rubber by 7:15 pjn. I soon learned being that my eyes were over my head. One of the most precious kids band. in the outfit was a license to do I made a half-effort to wave to anything. I stole a stack of was a blond-haired girl who was about 2-years-old. She was seated the kids who were yelling at me. programs that a Student At one point, a father came up Ambassador was distributing and at the end of press row furthest gave them to a fan. I tried to take from the band, and I caught her off a cop's cap. I walked onto the spying on me. After waving court during the player several times, I motioned her introductions. I even considered over to me. As she began walking walking into the women's rest toward me, I felt like I was in a room. movie scene where a father and Even if I had made it into the daughter were being reunited women's rest room, though, after years of separation. When nobody had to worry. I could she reached me and we hugged, I barely see anything. Looking out heard a collective "Ahhhhwww" of the mouth of the Duke Dog come from the stands. head, my field of view was severely limited. It took a woman By halftime, sweat was rolling three times to hand me a pen so I off my face, but I didn't want could sign an autograph. (I think to take a rest until after the I misspelled "D-D.") Several Dukettes had performed. I made times, I nearly stepped on my way onto the court and children. started exchanging high-fives with the rowdy floor fans. They I've never been so welcomed seemed a bit too eager to step up and feared and loved and hated to me. I recalled the stories Terry in a span of two hours. told me about having a fan jump Students, kids, ushers and out of the stands at him/her at a locals gave me handshakes and football game and having a bottle high-fives. Two kids thought I of Jim Beam thrown at her/him. was a monster. One boy tried to When the music to "Shoop" dive out of his father's arms and started and the Dukettes began into mine. Two George Mason their routine, I chickened out on students taunted me by saying, my pledge to try and show them "Y'all suck!" up. (Although I believe my true But it wasn't only the visiting calling is to be a Dukette.) I fans who were nasty to me. When danced around a little and then I was walking out by the retreated to the dressing room. (Top toft) The Dog entertain* the crowd (and himself) with a dance number with concession stands, a boy made I knew people were following sophomore Dukette Channa Brooke. (Top right) The concession stand at the two attempts to trip me. Another me to the dressing room, but I Convocation Center is a regular haunt by The Dog during games. (Bottom right) Rob boy threatened, "You tryin' to just wanted to get the head off. wilts from exhuastion after two hours of dancing, bouncing, hand-shaking and start somethin' with me?" when I After getting in the room and entertaining. took off his cap. A group of kids taking off a paw, someone 28 THE BREEZE Monday, Feb. 14,1994

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FOR RENT Tho Commons pARtapAATUekTC— Energetic women caught In downhill The Oulet Apartment Community relationship looking loi guy who can Adoption ' SERVICES show her something different. Lets meet Reem tor tent - (17IMM. Cal Soon. Apartments • 1 » 2 Bedroom Apta. Laving, chlldleas couple 433-6006 Typlal - Accurate, reasonable, at Snowboard Parti at Masaanuflen this Ranting 4 MM bath apta. * Quiet Study Environment computer/typewriter, rush lobe. 434 Friday night whan tha prices start to wishing Jo adopt an infant. Collage Sullen - 4 M ti»nlnum. Looking tor alnglaa A groupa •Computer Lab 4047 Or pager. 568-0774. steel Wa can help each other. Full/ furnished. Dorothy of Jim, 432- to rant tor 94-05. Naad person te till Spring Break Call collect 6541. CumrmmiUMWi ftaat,. 4343977. HMiinQ money ftx yaxjr»a>+Ti rraa mfol Can Tha Commona at •UtiMly Package one ol the Beat Send SASE to: J. Us, 1SF Maryland package to Panama Crty I Only $110 lor (804)796-6798. /We., Haniaonburg. VA 22801. seven day tnpl Contact Brian, 564-0431 Unlverelty Plsce -1K4H unite. 433-2821 Of 433-2294 EHO FumWwd or untumiehed. Waasr 4 HW Orients Aeetertant aeolkanona are Auguat 1 - Callaga Station. 4 Bl Ftnendel aid for ceHaga - 6.8 bilaon ol included. Dorothy or Jim, 432-6541; Hal brack hem JMU -1664-66.4 BR 2 financiel aid Irom the private sector has availabla beginning Feb. 7. 1004 in ComrnormMth Reeky. 434-2977. townhouaa. furty fumrahad. 434-3397 or bam. W/D. lor tour friends. $210/each. Alumnae Hall 106. Info session, Tuea.. Profeeelonel couple wiehee te adopt - 13206 gone unclaimed each year. Our 432-0244 computerized search service can help Fab. 16.1994,7pm, in Taylor Had. room Have stable environment 4 abundance ol M. View Drlse townhouee - S BR. you Imd awards mat you may guakfy for. 305. Applications due Friday. Feb. 25. love. Completed Home Study. Cal Scott furnished; walling distance; from Naad roemmata tor targe 2 BR apt. - Old heuee tor rent -10 min, walk from 1994. or Teresa al (703)943 2729. $185/mo.; 1 yawlaaao (8«4-ar95); W/D; Maaon St. 432-0267 campus. Filed up. back yard, private (703HSO-5008 partung. W BRa. $600. Call 433-7285. Calculua help - Byron Humphries. 260- Friende ol Vknman, Inc. Cocoa 4 noodles to my lour month Valentine. Love, Sweetie. Summar eubtet - Big lurnished room, 6251. Individualized tutoring. Happy Vrstnemeee New Veer! 1 BR apt. - Available August 1 on (ptaaaa). 6110. Virginia. 584-0616. Dutohrraf Court. Ouiat. nioa. 4 brooks. No FOR SALE Coma celebrate with as A4> wants you to take care ol your AA Cruiee 6 Travel Employment heart! Heavy alcohol consumption is •mokino/partiaa, ona year laaaa. 434- TWO- atVse'o PaHVfits * InWaMOfV — CofKM, Hon(6>f*t Guide - Earn big $ . travel the world associated with high blood pressure, 2100 Vary nioa 2 BR condoa. Layman Ava.. Ireel (Caribbean. Europe. Hawaii. Aaial) Tuesday. Fab 22 84) lorms of heart enlargement 6 heart Ridge. 2 BR. 2 bath, furnished, W/D. DW. A night of exquisite VkMnameae Madiaon Manor. Huntar'a Ridga. Tha MW, ArC. $60,000. (703)6204763 Hurryl Busy Spring/Summer seasons faiure Auguat 1 - 3 BR duplai on Port approaching. Free travel club cuisine 8 Ihre Vietnamese Republic Road. W/D. MW. DW. quial. PrudantiaJ. 434-5150. JMU grada aarving JMUatudarrta. membershrpl Call (919)020-4396. .2102 entertainment. For tickets 8 info, nioa, energy affioiant. S46GVIeass 434- Dae toner weeding gown 4 veil - Never (Brmxt note: There are coats involved worn, size 6; aiele runner t candle rings; with your response to this ad.) contact Terrie Duong, 433-7144. 10 Month Leases! Walk to Campus el tor $400. Call 433-1641. Meee) lamals laemmaai - Jan. to Hay unfurnished, 3 BR apt. NOTICE 10 Month Leases! IW5. U. Plaea. 432-3979. laava 1696 Pontlac Grand Am - A/C, cruise, Intremural 4 va 4 Volleyball * Larga BRa, hardwood floora, $1,400. Chertee. 432-6850 For more Information and Tournament - Entries close 2/15. Sign Hunter's Ridge 10 minute walk, & Main SL assistance regarding tha up in Intremurals Office. Warren 300. 437 South Maaon - 1, 2, 3 BR apta. 1076 Madia RX-7 - 5 speed. A/C. investigation ot financing 432-3078. message. Furniahad, 3 BR apt. sunroof. $1,000. Charles. 432-6850. Tennks (Singloe $ Mi led Doubtee ) - 434-5150 •5 minute walk, & Main Si. buslnees opportunities * work Entries dose 2/22. Sign up in Intramurab Unlverelty Piece - 4 BR, D/W. water, 1062 Nieean Stanza - Automatic. A/C. at home opportunHlea, contact Office. Warren 300. lurnrture furnished. S170/BR. Spatial 434-3509 AM/FM. See to appreciate. $1,050. 434- the Batter Busineea Bureau Happy Valentine's Day Meredith prioa (or groupa, Juna laaaa. 432-3079. 4766 For all ol your Valentine needs Slorekl Lees, Jeff. leave message Inc., M (BOO) 533-5501. THREE- including tree balloon delivery. University Antique white gold diamond Outpost (behind JMs). 432-0287 Largaat aalaction ol 3 BRa. Duka Blah, blah, blah 10 month lessee Naga Haad, NC - Qat your group engagement ring. $500.4334345 togathor early. Two relatively naw Qardana. Madiaon Oardana. U. Plaoa. SPRING BREAK Intremural Indoor Soccer (Men 6 Huntar'a Ridge. 434-5150 houaaa; My turnahed; W/D. DW. central Madiaon Manor, College Station, Huge entertainment center - 2 end Women) - Entries close 2/23. Team Coma to A4>'a Jump-For-Ufe on Friday. AIC; seslatjls May 1 - August 31; i Madiaon Square. The Prudential. 434- table. 6 1 coffee table. $125 tor al. Call Spring Break Behamea Party Cruieel Captain's meeting 2/23 at 5:30 pm in 7 - *150O/mo.; sleeps S-- 32000/mo. 5150. JMU grada aarving JMU etudente. Taylor 305. Feb. 16 from 5 pm to 0 pm 6 Saturday, 432-9341. sii days. $2701 Trip includes cruiee t Feb. 19 from 1 pm to 5 pm at the Valey (604)460-1532. room. 12 me all t sii free partieel Hurryl FOUR- S«JX: The Basic Instinct" Mai. Come jump rope 4 support cardiac The wiH set out I (800)678-6366 projects. Campua conoos - 3 furniahad room* 4 BR townhomea 4 oondominiuma. HELP WANTED Join tha WaHnaaa Peer awaiiaWa tor aurnmar subleasing. S min. Country Club Court. Madiaon Manor, U. Spring Break! Cancun 8 Jamaica! Fry The Commuter Student Council Educators in an exciting walk to oampua. >125/mo.. prioa Place. Beat price in town. The Jeee' Lunch - Need underclassmen out of Richmond and spend eight days hea the following pa id poeMlona nagot>abta. Cal 433-5030 Prudential. 434-5150. JMU grada aarving I Coma in 6 apply now! on the beeohl We have the best trips 6 discussion of prices I Includes air 4 hotel 6 pane. Irom open Fall aamaeter '64: JMUitudama. SEX In tha '90s. J-M ApwIrrMfila Rental Coneultant - Aahby Crossing 34401(800)6766366 Preeldent, Vlce-Preeroent, Treasurer. Secretary, Traneportation 434-1M7 or Fan at 1964 - Ota* Mai eubteeea. For Apartments. Outgoing, enthusiastic Wedneeday, Fab. 16 at 7 pm more into, oal Rod at ataOS. paraon naadad for Aahby Crossing rental Spring Break! Panama CHyl eight days Coordinator, Houaing Coordinator, 434-3882 In office. Position 20-25 hrs/v* until Apr* 1. oceanview room with kitchen. $1101 Publicity Coordinator, Program 1 BR Apt. $250 par month Hauea-$40HawkinaSt Sunrta-Each then full-time until August 31. 1004. Walk lo bast bars I Includes free discount Godwin's Purple A Qold Room. card, aave $50 on cover chergesl Coordinator, Transfer lo-Trensler 2 BR Apt. $350 par month unit ha* 4 BRa, 2 batha, lurniture. Previous sales experience helpful. Ideal appliances including MW. Individual for student planning to reside in (800)678-6386 There are no RAa al Huntar'a Ridge. Coordinate Apptlcationa In Taylor. or $175 parporaon lease, 6195/person. Groups tout or Harrisonburg thru the summar. Send or 434-5150 twelve people. Include, water 6 sewer drop oft resume to: Paula Wltiemt. 1235 It's not tee late to loae weight for 3 BR Apt. $480 par month Senior Paychology Majorat You must Grant - I thought you'd enjoy a mushy Plenty parting. 433-8622 F Devon Lane. Harriaonburg. VA 22801 kl 432-0409 public declaration of my affection on this or $150 par paraon complete assessment questionnaire by Wednesday. Feb. 16.1004. Hallmark holiday, so hare it is: Even Florida'a new Spring Break hotepotol about the Dept. of Psychology belore 4 BR Apt. $000 par month 6 Larga Badrooma - you can graduate. Deadline lor May though we're apart. I hope you know that RsttAtAT^ INSTRUCTOR Cocoa Beech 4 Key Weal I Mora upscale my love is always with you. Christy Several Houses. LR, DW, dlnatte, full SOCCER * than Panama City/Daytonal Great graduates a Feb. 15. 1004. Available in AH apta. naar CantraU Bridge. beaches 4 nightlife! eight days in 27- Pear Advising Office. Johnston 113. Ability to plan, organize ft teach Clarence -1 hope the clock gods grant Of># Off trM ClOOMl OOfnpwXM baaamant, W/D, acre Cocoa beachfront resort, $1501 Key my wane.. Happy Valentine's Day I Love. eoccer to child ran West. $2491 (800)678-6306 Adoption - Loving atmosphere. Happy loJMU. Iota of parking. home. We want to adopt a child to Alabama. gradee 1 through 12. Owtw/elanagers. Spring ■B reek 'S4 - Cancun. Bahamas, complete our family. Let ua help you Unseat salocMon at belioone 8 cents $1,140/mo. 10-20 hre/wk. Jamaica. Florida 4 Padrel 110% lowest during this important time. Call Jay 6 within walking distance of JMU. Tha good apart merits go Aral Judi. (804)358-0060. ooNeot. (703)536-2773 March 1 through prioa guaranteel Organize 15 friends 6 University Outpost (behind JMs). 432- ao coma by and aaa ual your trip is Irael Take A Break Student 0287 the middle of April. Travel (800)328-7283. See how you can aave $2,000 at Heuee - 663 Norwood St. 6 unite. Salary: $6.33/hr. Hunter s Rldgel 434-5150 STUDETITS - PACULTY - STAFF University Court townhouaa - 3 BR 1 Each unit has 4 BRa, 2 bath*. Iumiture. Last chancel Spring Break! Jamaica. May Seeaion: France 8 Switzerland Deadline: Fab. 1$, 1994 Everything you need to know about 1/2 bath, fireplace. Availabla March 1. appliance, including MW. Individual Cancun Irom $4201 Lowest prices Hay 8-26 - 3 credits S57S. Waking dtatanoa to JMU. 433- ■aaa, Sltttpsreon. IT aflat li Juna 1 or 8pm riieiraraeeil Florida. S. Padrel Ask how. living otf-campuel Coma to one of the Paria - Chateaux - Ml St Michel •531 Auguat 1. Water • Sewer included. Submit applications to; Travel heel Sun Splash. (800)426-7710. > workshops to learn morel Groupa tour or 20 people. 433-8622 Riviera - Bam - Gene va CHy Manager-a Office Attention Spring Breakers! Dont miss The Commuter Student Council Famala roommataa naadad - out I Panama Cry,_$llO;.Daytona. $120: A taw openings availabla. Mey/eummer aaaaiont. Tha Commona. Unlveretly Place - 3 BRa, 2 bathe. 345 South Main Street hae the following $389; Contact: Dr. Hamlet-Metz, Cat 432-1946. Completely furniehed. W/D, MW. Harriaonburg, VA 22801 peat poeNJone open: Individual lease, 1206/1225. Private EECVAA Quality accommodations, (600).__b)234. Secretary, Houaing Coordinator, Keezell 420 or x6069 both, water 8 sewer included. Deposit. 7007. Huntar'a Ridge - 4 BR condo, $145. 43S4S22 Promotlone Coordinator, unlurniahad. (703)078-5385. laava Publicity Coordinator. Unlverelty Place - 4 BRa. 2 bathe. Summar help (near Chsrtonseviile) - Recycle this Completely furnished. W/D, MW. Miniature Horse Theme Park seeks PERSONALS Subleaee a room - summer, The Coma to tha CSC Office in Taylor Hall Individual leaaa. $105. Water 6 Sewer individuals with love of animals 6 for applications Commons. Reduced rale. Call Tnna. included. Availabla August. No pets. children. Cell (703)046-6444 for info. The Commona Apartments - Looking Breeze, please. 433-9289. 4338922 lor singwa 4 groups Call 432-0600.

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