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THURSDAY. APRIL 19. 1990 JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY VOL. 67 NO. 51 Potential violations of ABC laws shoot 300 down Duckfest By Carol Willey 200 assistant news editor Duckfest, a twice-yearly fraternity fund-raiser featuring food, fun and music, has been canceled. 100 Drew Flynn, social chairman for Alpha Chi Rho fraternity, one of the event's sponsors, said the Staff graphic by crackdown came because the Alcoholic Beverage SHARON GRAVES Commission believed underage people were drinking Total Faculty Tenured Tenure Track Non-tenured on the Rockingham County Fairgrounds. Mark Shaffer, AXP vice president, said his fraternity was notified by the manager of the Philosophy professor alleges fairgrounds after the manager had been contacted by the Rockingham Sheriffs Office about the legality of Duckfest hiring process discriminatory at JMU. And unless some action is taken, Stephen O'Brien, information officer for the By Christy Mumford Virginia Alcoholic Beverage Commission Board, assistant features editor Robinette will have to leave JMU at the end of this said, "The fraternities needed to file for a banquet A faculty member's complaint of discrimination semester. Her current year-to-year contract will not license if they wanted liquor on the premises, during a search to fill a tenure-track position in be renewed because the new tenure-track position otherwise it would be drinking in public and therefore JMU's philosophy department may lead to an replaces her current job next year. A tenure-track position would allow Robinette to illegal. investigation of the university by the Equal "Even if the event is held on private property, they Employment Opportunity Commission. apply for tenure in a number of years. William Ingham, acting dean of the College of still are inviting the general public so they need to Dr. Mary J. Robincttc, assistant professor of Letters and Sciences, said in a statement apply for a liceqse." philosophy, complained to the EEOC this year that Wednesday, "I have complete confidence in the But Shaffer said because of the short notice, "There she was not given equal consideration for a position propriety of the recommendation process and the was no way for us to be able to get an ABC license that eventually could lead to tenure in the work of those involved in it before Saturday." philosophy department — and the EEOC has agreed "If I did not, I wouldn't have made the hiring "We tried to explore any options open to us before to investigate her situation, according to Robinette. recommendation that I did." deciding to cancel Duckfest," he said. But a commission spokesperson this week said Robinette originally filed a complaint with Flynn said in the past Duckfest was handled on a all complaints the office receives are confidential JMU's Affirmative Action office during last year's BYOB basis and "you had to be of age to get any and would not say if Robinette's complaint has search because she fell she was not being treated beer." been accepted. fairly. O'Brien said the ABC Board takes underage drinking The tenure-track position has been filled by a white man who is not currently a faculty member See EEOC page 2 > See DUCKFEST page 2 >• Incoming freshman class could increase by 110 also those who arc well-rounded and she said. will contact students on the 500- to By Robyn Williams will bring a number of different In addition to the projected 2,030 600-person waiting list. staff writer strengths to the university," said Alan incoming freshmen, about 500 transfer The six-member Admissions JMU's 1990-91 freshman class may Ccrvcny, director of JMU admissions. students are expected to enter JMU in Committee, headed by Cerveny, be 5.7 percent bigger than this year's, About 900 students who applied Fall 1990 — a decrease of 10 percent considers several factors when deciding with about 2,030 incoming freshmen were offered early action admission in from this past fall. who to select among JMU's thousands expected in the fall. ihc middle of January, but they still About 2,000 students applied to of applicants. These include the quality Of the 11,500 students who applied have until the May 1 deadline to transfer to JMU for Fall 1990. Of of the student's high school program of lor admission for next fall, 4,200 were respond, Cerveny said. those, 800 students were offered study, the student's performance in accepted. But slightly less than half of Students who apply to JMU before placement. classes and the class rank, those students are expected to enroll. Dec. 1 arc considered for early action, For the current school year, there were 1,900 transfer applications, about extracurricular participation, and the About 12,500 students applied for according to Laura Lee Niswandcr, 860 acceptances and about 550 combination of the student's best math this year's freshman class, about 4,300 assistant director of JMU admissions. enrolled. and verbal SAT score. were accepted, and about 1,920 "They are highly qualified seniors who are in the most challenging The deadline date to accept the offer JMU docs not require a minimum enrolled. of admission is May 1. If the number grade point average or SAT score when "We want students who not only programs in their high schools, have of students who accept is lower than have outstanding academic credentials good, solid SAT scores, and have anticipated, then the admissions office See ADMISSIONS page 2 >• which are first and foremost — but extensive extra-curricular activities," Page 2, The Breeze, Thursday, April 19, 1990 EEOC > (Continued from page 1) advised her in a letter to file a formal grievance. all of the options — anything that won't be covered However, she would not discuss the details of the Robincttc said, "Then I attempted to file a by the state or federal people," she said. alleged discrimination, under advice from her complaint with the state, but I had difficulty Robinetle's attorney, William Helsley, refused to lawyer. getting information about jurisdictions and those comment on her case. The office set up a committee to investigate her sorts of things. I had to wait until the search was If the EEOC finds JMU has discriminated against over and we actually had the results. complaint, and the committee concluded she was her, the department will be forced to create a new being treated unfairly. The search to fill the "I went ahead and filed a formal grievance here, position, Robincttc said. But she could not position then was aborted. too, but I haven't heard anything from that yet," comment on whether or not she would be interested Robinetle's contract was renewed for one year, she said. in that position if it were created. and the search to fill the tenure-track position was Robinette then contacted the EEOC. initiated again this year. After the search was Robinette said she has received anonymous phone JMU will know if the EEOC will investigate the announced, Robincttc immediately began an calls of support from several women. "One woman university if JMU receives a copy of Robinetle's informal complaint process. She felt she would not went so far as to say she thinks that every woman processed complaint. The commission will then at JMU knows that this [discrimination] is the way "get a fair hearing in this search" because she would make a determination in the case. be retaliated against for her previous complaint. it is here," Robinette said. The state branch of the EEOC will carry out Robinette took her grievance to Ingham, the essentially the same procedure, Robinette said, but "It never gets attention because people arc afraid," person who oversees the college's hiring process. they are more flexible and are willing to negotiate she said. "I was warned that there would be bad She then took her complaint to Dr. Russell at any time. repercussions if I rocked the boat, but the position Warren, vice president of academic affairs, who "I also have a private attorney who is exploring I'm in now, I have nothing to lose," she said. Duckfest- > (Continued from page 1) accidents after Duckfest," Flynn said. alcohol at the fairgrounds. Bull on the Cain also said she was told by the Ernie Jones, Duckfest chairman for very seriously, and if the practice was Beach, an event similar to Duckfest, ABC agent that "local businesses and Tau Kappa Epsilon, the other fraternity occurring, the fraternities would find it resulted in two sororities being warned residents were complaining," but didn't sponsoring the event, said, "We difficult to sponsor any future about monitoring drinking by minors know who had complained. weren't told not to have it, but that we Duckfests. on April 6. were responsible and could be shut Weatherholtz said that he had "ABC agents have the authority to down if anyone was seen drinking." "I feel we ruined it for them [TKE received 15 complaints, an unusually attend the event, and then take and AXP]," Julie Cain, president of high number for this time of year. necessary actions if the law is broken," A monitoring system was used at the he said. three previous Duckfests, Jones said. Zeta Tau Alpha, said. "It came down Both Flynn and Jones said plans for Rockingham County Sheriff Glenn "We stamped [hands] with legal or on us and repercussions on AXP and another Duckfest next fall were TKE." Wcatherholtz said he contacted the minor." proceeding. Flynn said they were Cain said the ABC warned her at manager of the fairgrounds about the taking any suggestions as to where to Bull on the Beach, sponsored by ZTA needed permits for such an activity as Both Flynn and Jones said the move Duckfest and how to regulate and Alpha Sigma Alpha, that she was Duckfest to take place. fraternities would lose a great deal of underage drinking. money from the cancellation. responsible for "aiding and abetting the "If they did anything illegal like alcohol consumption by minors." A full refund for Duckfest is possible underage drinking, we were going tc Flynn said the fraternities expected to with the presentation of the ticket to make massive arrests," he said. sell 1,000 tickets to Saturday's But Cain didn't ieel underage TKE or AXP. Tickets bought at Saturday's Duckfest would have been Duckfest, up from the 850 tickets sold drinking "was a problem at all," at the Midway will be refunded by AXP. the fourth time the event was held. last semester. event. Other people seeking refunds are asked "We have never had problems with Duckfests cancellation follows on "I didn't realize I would be directly to return the ticket to the fraternity underage drinking and no arrests or the heels of another recent dispute over responsible for it," she said. members they bought them from. Admissions > (Continued from page 1) recruitment, but the entire state is represented," This year, JMU faced a 7-pcrccnt decline in the determining admission, but instead looks at the Cerveny said. "JMU has always been popular in the number of applicants compared to last year's total. "whole package," Ccrveny said. Mid-Atlantic region, but this year there were However, this was no surprise to the admissions The average freshmen SAT score for this year was applications from all 50 stales." office. 1097, but thai number cannot be determined for the Last year, students in 49 of the 50 states applied for "We anticipated that we would have a decline this incoming freshmen class until they arc officially admission. year because there is a significantly smaller number registered, Cerveny said. About 45 percent of the total number of of senior high school seniors graduating in Virginia," Next year's incoming students may be a little applications for the freshmen class were from Cerveny said. different from current JMU students, too. JMU offered out-of-state students. "Because JMU is a state "It was pleasing to me because the decrease was not admission to 30 students from 20 different foreign university, the number of those students must be as much as anticipated, and the declined percentage countries this year — a slight increase from last year, limited to 20-25 percent of the class," Cerveny said. was smaller than that of competitors in the state." but "the international admission program is still in The male-to-female ratio in the incoming freshmen George Mason University, Virginia its infancy," Cerveny said. class is expected to be 46 to 54, with slightly more Commonwealth University, and the College of "Northern Virgi lia has always been a top area of women than men, Cerveny said. See ADMISSIONS page 9 >

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Alan Neckowltz, Dav«J Wendeliien Derek Carbonneeu directed to Laurel Wisamgec. aditor. !'""""."" I.I..IMI,M,,IIIIIIIIII|,|||| . IMIIIMIIIII,,,,,, '■""■ ■■^■^■■■■-::—^:r-::■:■■■■■:■■■■ — ... -* The Breeze, Thursday, April 19, 1990, page 3 NEWS SGA budgets $371,875 to 12 JMU organizations any of the 12 JMU organizations. WXJM also will received $9,397; the Panhellcnic Council, which By Mark DeLaFleur receive $3,000 from other sources. received $8,000; the Honor Council, which received SGA reporter The Breeze was allocated $38,265 for next year, a $5,860; the Interfratemity Council, which received At its last meeting of the year, the Student decrease of $1,435 from the current budget. The $9,000 and the Interhall Council, which received Government Association allocated about $371,875 Breeze also expects to generate $145,549 from other $1,910. Tuesday to 12 JMU organizations for the 1990-91 sources next year. But the finance committee did not allocate money school year. The Breeze was the only organization that did not to Chrysalis, JMU's literary magazine, as it had in The University Program Board was allocated ask for a budget increase. the past. Finance committee chairman Mark $157,188 — the highest amount given to any of the The Bluestone was given $65,177, an increase of Chemisky said Chrysalis had missed the front-end 12 organizations. $2,542 from this year. budget deadline for the second year in a row and was The amount represents an increase of $2,000 from The University Class Organization was allocated not funded due to its poor organization. this year's budget, and the UPB also projects to $ 12,093 — a decrease of $500. In addition to SGA funding. Chrysalis previously generate $291,250 next year. The SGA allocated $33,045 for its own use, an received an annual funding of $3,000 from the Campus radio station WXJM received $19,940, increase of $3,691. College of Fine Arts and Communication, Chemisky almost three times its allocation this year — an Other organizations funded at Tuesday's meeting said. increase of $12,884 from the current WXJM budget. were: the Black Student Alliance, which received See SGA page 7 >• This was the largest increase in funding given to $12,000; the Commuter Student Council, which Dedication keeps JMU's top leaders going outstanding community service leader By Christine Boltz for his involvement in many service staff writer "On days when you're running around and volunteer organizations both at One of them is currently president of JMU and in the Harrisonburg area. two JMU organizations, vice president crazy, you wonder why you do it. It was Craig, a senior special education of two other organizations, involved major, said his main focus is working with the president's staff and — not neat to be recognized." Judv Carr with the mentally retarded. He surprisingly — a member of the JMU currently is co-coordinator of leadership society. Train-A-Champ, a group of JMU Another spends most of his free time students who prepare athletes for the helping handicapped students learn and Special Olympics. Craig also has grow, and another is the leader and coached basketball, track and skiing for adviser to one of the most successful the Special Olympics. JMU professional organizations. Craig works with fund-raising And one group has devoted their year projects for the Valley AIDS Network, to helping area and national charities. an organization who;e motto is "a They are Judy Carr, Kevin Craig, Dr. compassionate approach to the AIDS Mae Frantz and Alpha Phi Alpha crisis." fraternity — selected by the Office of He also visits residents at the Student Activities on March 29 as the Bridgewater Nursing Home. outstanding leaders and the outstanding "I really enjoy helping other people," service group of JMU. Craig said. "It's a large time The award recipients were chosen by commitment if you add up all the a committee of students, faculty and hours, but, for as little as I put into it, staff on the basis of support, the reward is limitless. knowledge of university services, Staff photo by C. DOUGLAS SMITH "I was really surprised just because I scholarship and leadership potential. always thought it would go to Kevin Craig, outstanding community leader, plays crab soccer someone else," he said. "It was really Carr, a senior public administration with mentally retarded children at a local high school. and political science major, was neat to have recognition from the staff and you can only do so much." selected as JMU's outstanding student She has been involved at JMU since of the university. "Make the most of your college leader. Carr is president of the her freshman year. Carr said after being "It doesn't seem like a sacrifice to me years, because you only go through it University Class Organization and active in high school, she wanted to because I love doing it. I would say once," she said. "The only way you're Mortar Board, vice president of Pi remain active in college too, because that I'm getting more out of my going to learn and grow is by getting Sigma Alpha, the political science it's a good way to meet people college experience than the average involved and meeting different types of honor society, and vice president of Pi She also likes to plan and organize student," he said. people and experiencing things you Alpha Alpha, the public administration activities and get things accomplished, Craig advises students to "get she said. haven't done before." involved outside of the JMU honor society. Of all her accomplishments, she She also is community service Although Carr said she benefits from community, because it's easy to stay her involvement, she also must make a takes the most pride in being president chairperson of the Class of 1990 here and get stuck in a rut and study lot of sacrifices, sometimes at the cost of Inter-hall council last year, when and exist and party as a college student Council, an SGA student JMU organized a state-wide conference of her schoolwork. But the work "It is so much more worthwhile to representative and is involved with the of interhall councils. IHC also was always has paid off. go outside of the JMU community. It's President's Cabinet Staff and Omicron named JMU organization of the year "I think I've learned a lot more from a learning experience for both parties Delta Kappa, the leadership honor while she was president. these than I would have if I'd just gone involved." society. After graduating in May, Carr plans After graduation, Craig plans to "On days when you're running to classes all the time," she said. She advised other students who are in to work in government for a few years work with recreation for the mentally around crazy, you wonder why you do leadership positions to "learn that and possibly attend graduate school. it," Carr said. "It was neat to be you're never going to please everybody Kevin Craig was named JMU's See LEADERS page 7 > recognized."

■■ <~\ Page 4, The Breeze, Thursday, April 19, 1990 Practical jokes take the stress out of school

By April Hefner the Quad and pulling fire alarms at stall writer indecent hours of the night to cutting power to the hall. Putting Vaseline on doorknobs and But most jokes occur on an Kool-Aid in the showcrhead are two of individual basis and range from the favorite activities of many JMU slightly cmbarassing to extremely students this time of year. disgusting. The entire campus feels the pressure Some infamous jokes are kidnapping of academics and the urge for fun in the favorite stuffed pets and hiding several bright warmth of spring. And these open tuna fish cans in a person's room. paradoxical emotions often combine Frequently practiced jokes in into the sport of the season — Gibbons Dining Hall include putting practical jokes. milk in the salt shaker and slicking "I do it to relieve stress, and it helps gum on the soda fountain nozzles. One to expand your imagination," said of the crudest D-Hall jokes is when a junior Jonathan Brumfield. "It's a prankster turns a sugar container upside challenge to come up with new ways down and replaces the cap, so the next of getting people." person picks up the open canister One of the most common and upside-down, and the sugar spills. well-known pranks involves pouring But the most familiar pranks to baby powder beneath an unsuspecting college students seem to be phone individual's door, and then using a games, such as using three-party hairdryer to blow a fine white mist into the room. calling to connect two innocent people at random. Although the smoky atmosphere Sophomore Alan Hansen said some only requires a few moments to create, of his personal favorites include it may take weeks before the powder decorating a car in "just married" clears fully from the room. fashion for a couple going on their Other well-known pranks include sending victims on hunts after the first date and placing oysters in shoes. "There's a certain risk involved," mythical snipe animal and a warm Hansen said. "You always have to water treatment to induce bed-wetting while the victim is asleep. count on the retribution factor. You have to be careful and think ahead. However, most practical jokers Tmd "I do it to break the monotony of these tricks too commonly used and, school life and just for fun," he added. therefore, unimaginative. Mark Hughes, a junior, said one of Stephen Rountrce, a senior, said the the best stunts he ever pulled involved best practical jokes arc individualized filling a friend's toilet with ice and for the recipient. Once, he "convinced a sticking a Baby Ruth bar in the center. friend that a goat, Abraham, was being Staff graphic by CHRIS DECARLO And thinking of jokes like this can kept in the closet." the commotion in their room. Booth was quick to add jokes between really alter the prankster's mind, he The rumor spread until one day "We have as much fun through the the houses on Greek Row are virtually said. "You stop thinking in reality and someone was caught on his hands and thought as the act itself," Nelson said. non -cxisiant. you start thinking abnormally." knees looking for hay between the door "We did it to blow off steam." "Things might get out of hand, so However, even the professional cracks of Abraham's supposed hiding Junior J. J. Booth, a Sigma Pi we've never done that," he said. pranksters have their limits, according place. member, said, "We throw water on However, other residence areas on to Hughes. Sophomore Dave Nelson told of people when they're in the shower, campus seem to enjoy the competition "I try to put myself in the other another animal prank where two write on people when they pass out of practical joke rivalries. person's shoes. If the joke really chickens were put in his suitcmatcs' and put shaving cream on the phone wouldn't bother me, then I'd go ahead room as they slept. With the lights out receiver. A typical example is the ongoing with it. and the door held shut by the "It gives us something to do, to battle between Spotswood and Ashby "If it involves property damage or instigators, the victims had no way to welcome new brothers to the house and halls, which has included everything extensive cleanup, you don't do it," discover what creatures were causing to keep things lively around here." from catapulting water balloons across Hughes added. Technology must not forget ethics, speaker says By Kara Slaughter for the end use of one's work. One should ask, staff writer "Computers are tools that can be used for good or 'Would I participate in the end use of it?' evil. The scientist can say, 'How is it my Computers make everything easier — even crime. "If you are standing over a hilltop, overlooking a But in the end, users must bear the responsibilty responsibility? I can't tell how they're going to use city, and you wouldn't push the button to destroy it.' However, that is where computer vision comes of their use of technology or science, according to a that city, then you shouldn't be participating in professor emeritus of computer science at the in. Improvements in computer vision tell us that it anything contributing to the accuracy of a missile," will be used for missile accuracy. Tools inherit their Massachusettcs Institute of Technology. he said. "And any improvement in computer "If one ought not to do something, he shouldn't do value from the socity in which they arc embedded. technology will contribute to its accuracy. "In this society, a pistol is a weapon. If you it with a computer either," said Joseph Wcizcnbaum. But, Wcizcnbaum said, some people argue the "Yet, this is not a universal truth. If one ought not walked into my house and saw a pistol, you'd think scientist isn't responsible at all. "We have a of it as a weapon. On the other hand, suppose you do something without a computer, maybe morally representative government that decides what he can do it with a computer. came into my house and saw an ancient Japanese scientific and technical work will be used." he said. sword. You don't think of that as a weapon — it's a "Such is the case in medicine and in anaesthetics "If we don't like what the representatives do, we can in root canals. The question is taking responsibility kick them out and get new ones. See COMPUTER page 9 > . / The Breeze. Thursday, April 19,1990, page 5

By Ian Record player was stolen from the Music Building sometime Music Building sometime between 6:30 p.m. April 11 police reporter between 5 p.m. April 9 and 9:30 a.m. April 10. The and 8 a.m. April 12. compact disc player has the serial number Campus police reported the following: FT9LC22427 and is valued at $250. Destruction of Public Property • A blue Ross brand mountain bike was reported • An unknown person broke a water line in Garber Racially, Religious or Ethnically Motivated stolen from the Alpha Sigma Tau sorority house at Hall sometime between 10 p.m. April 12 and 12:37 Act of Intolerance 10:15 a.m. April 12. The bike has white handlebars a.m..April 13. The broken water line led to a toilet, and is valued at $300. • Anti-Catholic literature was found on all the cars causing water to leak. in Z-lot at 4:30 p.m. April 10. The literature, from the The bike's serial number is RK6, and it also has the • Someone destroyed the wiring in the fire alarm Music Square Church in Van Buren, Ark., was JMU decal number MC 239 on h. system shared between the Kappa Sigma fraternity discovered by Campus Police and reported to the • $775 of stereo equipment was stolen from a car in house and the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity house state police. Z-lot sometime between 4 p.m. April 7 and 12:30 p.m. sometime between 11 p.m. April 4 and 7 a.m. April April 13. The stolen items included a Sony cassette 13. Damage to the system has been estimated at player, a Realistic brand amplifier, a Sony compact Indecent Exposure $100. disc player and Clarion speakers. • A student reported observing a white male A door in the building also was found kicked in at 7 • A silver and green Iguana brand mountain bike, exposing himself at Howard Johnson's at 7:15 p.m. a.m. April 13. model AT 730, was reported stolen from Hunters April 11. The man was described as age 25 to 30, • An unknown person set fire to the coin receptacle Ridge apartments at 12:01 p.m. April 14. The bike's about 5"8", 205 pounds, with brown hair and an of a soda machine in Eagle Hall sometime between serial number is GR996559, and it is valued at $600. unshaven face. 6:30 a.m. April 13 and 6:30 a.m. April 16. Damage The theft was reported to campus police, who then The incident was referred to the Harrisonburg City has been estimated at $10. Police. referred it to the Harrisonburg City Police. Vehicle Fire • A car caught fire in G-lot at 12:12 p.m. April 14. Suspicious Persons Petty Larceny The fire, extinguished by the Harrisonburg Fire • Five non-students reportedly were observed • A black Panasonic answer phone, model KX department, was believed to be caused by a driving a car around G-lot at 11:30 p.m. April 13. The T1415D, and a silver Sony Walkman were stolen mechanical malfunction. non-students then were warned by campus police from different rooms in the Music Building sometime not to return on campus. between 5 p.m. April 10 and 9 a.m. April 11. The phone is valued at $140 and the radio at $50. Recovered Property • A campus cadet found an Interstate brand car Grand Larceny • A telephone was stolen from the Miller Hall microcomputer lab sometime during April 2. battery hidden in a pile of mulch near the • A dark brown Jamis brand mountain bike was maintenance center at 7:40 p.m. April 10. Police do stolen from the front porch of Wayland Hall sometime • A black Multi-Tech brand compact disc player and not know why the battery was there. between 9 p.m. April 10 and 12:15 p.m. April 11. The $70 in cash were stolen from different rooms in the 18-speed bike, valued at $400, was locked at the Music Building sometime between 11:30 p.m. April Number of students charged with drunk in public time. 11 and 10:15 a.m. April 12. • A Technics model SL XP2P K compact disc • A $10 bill was stolen from a faculty desk in the since Jan. 1: 96 DUKE GARDEN TAKE THIS TO APARTMENTS The most convenient housing to campus YOUR PHONE CALL NOW 3 Bedroom Apartments Furnished for 5 Students 433-2300 433-3111

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'What have you done* to achieve something good for community? To the editor: All loo many times I hear people complain about the community vs. university conflict — "Why should we get along, I'm not from here?" These nay not be spoken words, but the attitude is ever-present en campus. So many students "get involved" with organizations as resume-builders, but none care about the service or honor they provide. I do not want to generalize all students, but a chunk of the student body, as well as the people outside in the "real world," are like this. If anything gives the student a bad name, it is apathy, the "I don't care" attitude. For the past four years, I have attempted to give something back to the university. Likewise, I also have attempted to create an attitude of "Hey, some college kids care" in the community. Why should the "townies" like us if they know about the off-campus parties and drunk students urinating in yards? Let's face it, that's what the papers print. Why not doing something to improve the relations between the community and campus? "But what's in it for me?" The ever-present question. "Sure, I'll do it, I participate, but what's in it for me?" How about pride, honor and a good feeling when you help someone. Don't these values mean anything Racial equality begins with you anymore? As some of the students and athletes who have participated in Golden Key's Best of America Say No racism, but look past these cases and formulate your The Breeze has no intention of claiming the role of anti-drug program in local schools say, "If we reach one social educator, because like most of you, we allow this own solutions for racial equality. student, the 'trouble' is worth it." There's no money in it, problem to exist. Some, whites all loo often claim blacks receive sometimes there is no recognition, but "It is worth it." preferential treatment at JMU. For these claims to be There is more to life than studying, partying and Do you ever wonder why situations requiring the made, there has to be some supporting evidence. Yet, sleeping — there is a whole world to discover and take most immediate attention are the ones most likely to be the warping of evidence to support such claims is also a part in. Antics to "rage" and have fun is all fine and ignored? Racism is and has been such a problem. possibility; Case in point: the myth that most blacks are good. This is part of college life and should be Something in the air hasn't felt right for a while now. admitted to JMU because of the color of their skin experienced. But people remember the "I don't give a While there have been several articles in several rather than academic accomplishments is ludicrous. damn" and the "bah humbug" attitudes. You will run into it all your lives — the quick buck, the me generation, the magazines claiming that racial tensions are increasing, Johnnie white-skin is no more capable and qualified for almighty rat race. But there are some people who care and academic success than Johnnie brown-skin. few people acknowledge the problem exists. Others give a heck of an effort to accomplish something On the flip side, it was a peculiar move that the long believe the problem is in demand of serious attention. positive. What have you done? These claims at the national level are one area of standing contracts, signed almost three months in I hope I have raised some concerns and questions and concern, but the existence of racism at JMU needs to advance with 18 fraternities and sororities participating alerted some people. Wake up! Perhaps one reason why be considered in a different context. Racism at the in Greek Sing— a white-dominated function — were the world is going to hell in a bucket is because people national level encompasses many different races, broken to free up the Convo to accommodate a step don't care. Will we ever leam? whereas the obvious conflict in the JMU community show — a black-dominated function — during Black Nell Johnson can be addressed as a black and white "thing." Freshman Weekend. senior As you continue to read, dismiss your outward Some blacks make the same type of generalizations computer Information systems perceptions of the human condition and where you as towards whites. Case in point: the myth that blacks Driesell deserving of community an individual exist in the grand scope of things. don't receive equal consideration on campus also is support not uninformed opinions ludicrous. Johnnie brown-skin can explore just as many Reading this as a white or black will nullify its To the editor: purpose. But reading it as a human will initiate the first opportunities as Johnnie white-skin. I would like to respond to John Lamberson's letter in step— acknowledging that the problem docs exist and On the flip side, it is peculiar that a white person the April 12 Breeze and also address the JMU students is two-sided. would take it upon himself to shout, "Fuck the and Harrisonburg citizens to whom my comments apply. Almost everyone has something to be proud of when niggers!" from his dorm floor, an incident that occurred With Coach Driesell's name recently appearing in the they look back on his or her heritage. However, a early last semester at Shorts Hall. news, many students have found the need to express their problem arises when individuals elevate their heritage There. A complete and equal list sighting infractions uninformed opinions. Many of you have little trouble to a level of self-induced blindness, leading to a from both sides of the problem. Not that you couldn't supporting Coach Driesell when it's basketball season, yet now you are the first to criticize without true disregard for the value of other heritages with which have assembled this list on your own, but now you have the challenge of evaluating it. knowledge of the situation. Driesell is doing something they come into contact. This, JMU, is the root of our for the school and this community. Possibly, instead of The examples used are just a few miscellaneous racial tensions. hypocrisy, you could take the approach of support pieces of the puzzle we have yet to put together. But The most difficult aspect of exposing a problem to Jennifer Nibali groups that hold opposing views, which are both at this is not the time for profundity. There is a serious junior fault, is laying the foundation for a balanced forum. problem here that can no longer afford to be ignored. accounting "Balanced" means conflicting views should be If students stand idly by and allow racial tensions to presented and attended to equally. The social duty of increase, most likely they will maintain the same stance this editorial is to provide equal presentation of all as contributing citizens in the real word. And while £ freeze sides. But the task of providing equal attention is left to JMU is, in a sense, its own world, the fact of the matter is a plausible solution requires the cooperation of every LAUREL WISSINGER JENNIFER ROSE you— the reader. Editor Managing Editor • Proposing a solution can't be wrapped up into a nice, member of any community — collegiate or global. The neat five minute read of an editorial. But exposing most crucial clement of this problem is our inability to DAVID NOON JOEL LANGLEY examples of racism can at least harbor an realize that racial tensions on JMU's campus isn't a Editorial Editor Assist. Editorial Editor acknowledgement that something needs to be done. black or white thing, it's a human thing. Page 14, The Breeze, Thursday, April 19, 1990 Breeze sadly lacking in its 'quest Fund cut by AT&T stockholders, demand the right to make a decision as to the meaningfulncss of a given art form. Let individuals for truth and attention to detail' not members of company itself decide what is pornographic — not the government. If To the editor: To the editor: individuals find a piece of art pornographic, they are not The April 12 issue of The Breeze contained a brief I am writing to correct a large inaccuracy in the article required to look. explanation, consisting of a picture and a short caption, Dennis Morris "Pro-life pressure," in the April 5 issue of The Breeze. of why the Hags in front of Wilson Hall new at half staff graduate student The article was so biased it could have been written by on April 10 and 11. The flags were lowered to honor the biology Planned Parenthood itself. death of former Rep. J. Kenneth Robinson. Faye Wattleton, president of Planned Parenthood AGD member shouldn't permit Its commendable that The Breeze chose to honor this Federation of America, was quoted as saying, "AT&T distinguished public servant, but I would ask that, in the stockholders and stockholders of corporations all over actions of few to distort reality future, The Breeze get the facts correct. The caption the country should be shocked — indeed frightened To the editor: identifies Congressman Robinson as "the general — by what has happened." As a member of the Greek system at JMU for the past assembly delegate for Harrisonburg and Rockingham Wattleton obviously is ignorant of this fact: AT&T's four years, I feel compelled to respond to Mary Hill's move to cut out its funding of Planned Parenthood was a April 9 letter accusing the Greeks of disregard for other County." The Virginia House of Delegates has included many shareholder proposal. AT&T recommended its people's feelings. It is always sad that the actions of a distinguished men, but one man who never belonged to stockholders vote against the proposal, but the few people often are the only ones remembered, and that esteemed body was J. Kenneth Robinson! stockholders of AT&T voted to end their support of therefore are the ones thought of when referring to a Mr. Robinson served the Virginia State Senate from Planned Parenthood. The fact this was not mentioned is group. 1965 to 1970 and in the U.S. House of Representatives an indication of the article's sloppy research. You feel AGD was unfairly stereotyped by both other from 1970 to 1984. Congressman Robinson was not Planned Parenthood is the largest abortion provider in Greeks and independents. Many independents label from Harrisonburg or Rockingham County, cither. He the United States. Although AT&T money did not Greeks without being a part of the system — I assume was a native of Winchester, which is almost a one-hour directly go toward funding any abortions, it you feel all 8,000 are acting as a group and not thinking drive north of Harrisonburg. ncvertheslcss helped Planned Parenthood divert other before they speak. Most students at JMU are not familiar with J. Kenneth funds to such activities. It appears that you are trying to place all the blame for Robinson, but he had an effect on Virginia. I find it amusing that Planned Parenthood is the loss of your group's charter on the system. As a past encouraging its members to stop using AT&T service, member of Greek councils and committees, I remember Congressman Robinson was one of a handful of men, since AT&T still is one of the largest pro-choice countless suggestions that were made to AGD, only to including former governors Linwood Holton and John companies. As an AT&T stockholder, I find the recent meet with the response, "Well, you all don't understand Dalton, who helped lift this state out of the turmoil and discontinuation of Planned Parenthood funding to be — we're different." The point I'm trying to make is we social unrest it experienced in the 1960s. He helped replace a rural, plantation-oriented political only one step in the right direction. are all different, so please remember this when you point Daniel Konnor fingers at all Greeks. Maybe we didn't do everything we machine with the tradition of mainstream conservatism freshman could have, but would you have let us? and genuine two-party system that now exemplifies communication All the Greek organizations arc sorry to see you go. Virginia politics. You arc an important part of the diversity in the Greek I've recently seen The Breeze become less Pornography needs to be judged professional, but this is the most blatant example I "ve ststcm. by individual not the government I am sorry the immature acts of a few did not allow you seen. A quest for the truth and attention to detail are the To the editor: to see the standing ovation AGD received from the rest of marks of good journalism. Sadly, that currently is Again, you demonstrate your Neo-Reagan the audience at Greek Sing. lacking in The Breeze. conservatism with the editorial cartoon in the April 12 Michelle Kellman Chuck Brotton issue of The Breeze. I resent your attempt to condone senior junior censorship. While being neither gay nor an art critic, I international business political science Events, events and more events Save the Arboretum, speak out heart and stop by Grafton-Stovall to write a letter. Former JMU professor to speak Erin Goewey with letters and vocal protests sophomore on the Holocaust, today in WCC To the editor: special education To the editor: Welcome to Earth Week's Deforestation Day. For On September 1. 1939, Hitler's German army some reason, whenever deforestation is mentioned launched a successful attack on Poland to begin World people's thoughts always seem to turn to the Asian students encourage JMU War II. After subduing the Poles, the Germans went on destruction of rainforests in Brazil. That certainly is to assault their western neighbors. By June 1940, one of the biggest environmental threats facing us to attend first annual India Day Denmark, Norway, the Netherlands, Belgium, today, but how many of you are aware of the extensive To the editor: Luxembourg and France had fallen under Nazi rule. deforestation taking place in this country or, for that Asians are an often-overlooked group on campus. The The Nazis had a master plan for all the people they matter, on this campus? Indian and Pakistani students have formed the conquered. The Danes and Norwegians were to join the Presently, the JMU Arboretum is being threatened by Indian/Pakistani Student Association to come together Germans in creating the master race, the French were to for cultural and social programs. In the interest of development. The currently-proposed bypass would run be a technical workforce for Nazi industry, and the cultural diversity, we have actively participated in the right through the Arboretum and destroy it. Proponents Slavs were designated to be farmers. But in this last two International Culture Weeks and the for the bypass claim "it would only knock off a comer hierarchical structure of the Third Reich, there was no Celebrations from Around the World program. We have of the Arboretum," but the truth is they arc planning to place for the Jews. As Hermann Rauschning points out collaborated with other clubs and organizations obliterate a lot more than a corner. The Arboretum is in "The Voice of Destruction," Hitler saw Jews as "the — among them the University Program Board, Women only 33 acres to begin with, and any development is irreconcilable enemy of the new, the German, the of Color and Multi Cultural Club — for a variety of sure to significantly affect it. We must let our voices of Chosen people." programs. Not only do we actively participate here, but protest be heard. V/e can save the Arboretum, but action This way of thinking made the Holocaust possible. we also promote our culture and the good name of JMU must be taken now. There is a letter-writing campaign Six million Jews — 1 million of them children — were when we travel to nearby universities. going on today at Grafton-Stovall Theatre to save the senselessly murdered in Nazi death camps. It is vital Recently, we participated in UVa's sixth annual India Arboretum. Please take five minutes out of your day to that today, 50 years after the outbreak of WW II, we do Day. We hope to expose the JMU and Harrisonburg write a letter and let your thoughts be known. everything we can to keep alive the memory of those community to a fraction of our diverse Indian and You also may have noticed the green ribbons tied who perished. Pakistani culture. We'd like to invite the Harrisonburg around some trees on the Quad. These ribbons were tied Today, at 2 p.m. in the Allegheny Room of the to the trees by members of a cultural ecology class and community, JMU students, faculty and staff to our first Warren Campus Center, John Stewart, a former annual India Day celebration. The celebration will are there to remind you of the deforestation occuring all professor of anthropology and foreign language at feature Indian food, classical and folk dance, music, over the world, especially the trees being threatened on JMU, will speak on the Holocaust. A reception will singing, clothes and a variety of other cultural your campus. One of Earth Week's major purposes is to follow. At 5 p.m. in the Valley Room of the WCC, activities. India Day will take place Sunday, April 22 let students know there are ways they can help to save members of Interfaith Campus Ministries will sponsor from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m in the Phillips Center Ballroom. their environment. Here is a perfect example. a Holocaust Remembrance Service. Throughout the day, when you see the trees with green Mona Kumar Michelle Mintling ribbons on them, think about why they are there, and graduate student junior then take the phrase. Think globally, act locally" to counseling psychology sociology The Breeze, Thursday, April 19, 1990, page 15

Carrier library 'sheep' need new Run home, produce your diary, quickly scratch your freedom." 'field of grass on which to graze' thoughts and publish it at some later date in the National To assert that the Nicaraguan people are incapable of Enquirer. I am sure that they will have better use for it the basic human desire for freedom is condescending at To the editor: than anyone in the library. best, bigoted at worst. 1 Imagine we are a flock of sheep starving for a field of In other words, if you've got something to say and you Amos blames America and the Contras for causing grass on which to graze. And then ask yourself where need to say it loudly and clearly, take it and your friends Nicaragua's problems, yet it was the Sandinistas who JMU students would most likely go to find this meal. The outside the study areas and save the rest of us the burden harassed the church, shut down the opposition Quad? of having to shut you up. newspaper and crushed political dissent. No, not really, for the grass we want is not green. It's I.illu Tesra It was the Sandinistas who used tear gas on their own gossip, it's giggling, it's group studying, or (last but senior people during a peaceful demonstration. hardly ever least) it's scoping. And, pray tell, where do English It was the Sandinistas who declared that Communism we go to acquire such fodder? knows no boundaries and, with Soviet help, engaged in One of four places: we go to the airport lounge, D-hall, Blaming America for Nicaraguan the most massive military buildup in Central American PC Dukes — or we go to Carrier library. problems, ludicrous and bigoted history. Yes, my friends, the library is one of the most popular It was the Sandinistas who. prior to the recent To the editor: grazing grounds where we go to sate needs ranging from election, harassed members of the opposition party research to recess. I was most disturbed by an unfortunate letter from throwing firecrackers at their children as they walked to Especially between the hours of 8 p.m. and 10:30 Corbrett Amos concerning Nicaragua in the April 9 issue school. .* p.m., the library becomes a social ground. And I am not of The Breeze. It was the Sandinistas who abandoned the ideals of the referring to the kind of polite and considerate whispering Amos' view characterizes the typical philosophy of Nicaraguan revolution and dominated the people of one might expect from people talking in a place such as the bleeding-heart, egg-sucking liberal — blame Nicaragua for 10 years. a library. America first. I thought it would be a good idea to get the Contrary to Amos' claims the freedom fighters did play No, I'm talking about loud and obnoxious discussions facts straight before he spouts any more of his liberal an important role in bringing democracy to Nicaragua. on whatever is thrilling people at the time without the nonsense. The negotiations that led to the Arias peace plan—and slightest consideration for people actually naive enough Amos says that "to assume the Nicaraguans voted for ultimately to the election— were brought to bear on the to think they could (Oh, no! Can I say it? Should I say it? UNO because it stands for the democratic principles we Sandinistas. Had it not been for the Contas, who fought Why not?) study! Yes, the dreaded activity. cherish is egotistical, ethnocentric and ignorant." This gallantly against an enemy of superior size, the Now. of course, we can laugh about it and say, "What is ludicrous. Sandinistas never would have come to the bargaining the hey?", "Life goes on, baby," "Get over it," "There are The desire for freedom is found in men and women of table and the election would never have been held. bigger problems to worry about in the world," or all nations and is instinctively ingrained in the human Amos is correct in his assertion that the Nicaraguan whatever it is one says when one does not want to be soul. people deserve credit for bringing about democracy. bothered about correcting a simple problem because it is Costa Rican President Oscar Arias, who won the Nobel Howerver, the facts show that the United Slates played a actually too simple to be bothered with. Peace Prize for his authorship of the treaty that led to the constructive role as well. At the risk of the SFA declaring my efforts communist Nicaraguan election, was not surprised by the Instead of trying to find a new way to blame America in nature because I'm actually advocating some students' Sandinistas' defeat. The day of the election, he told Dan for everything, Amos should accept the fact that freedom rights to self-expression wherever and whenever they Qiuiyle that UNO candidate Violctta Chiamorra would and democracy have won yet another victory over desire, I dare to take a stand and yes, even declare a win. Communism and oppression. solution to this minor problem. 'The people of Nicaragua," he said, "are not much If you want to do something other than study in the different from the people of Costa Rica, the people of El David Caglarcan library — like telling your acquaintances about your Salvador, the people of Poland or Czechoslovakia. freshman ability to regurgitate food after imbibing — reconsider. Given a chance to vote for freedom, they will vote for political science Chomping Camels: how the dudes cope

In little over a week, I'll be taking my first exam of forms in preparation for the stroke we're planning to This is slressland. We do what we like. the semester. A couple days later, I'll be taking my have once all this is over. High-pressure dudes are not alone. National leaders second of six. When the cards are laid out on the table, we'll be are all high-pressure dudes with cheesy attitudes. By next Thursday, I'll be eating shrapnel for lunch laid out on the floor trying to remember the deposit Baseball managers are high-pressure dudes in cheesy and screaming words of extreme foulness. I'll be multiplier for the Federal Reserves or the significance hats. People taking 20 credit hours per semester are tossing large electronic appliances from the second of the American frontier on 19lh century literature. high-pressure dudes with some kind of cheesy, floor of Hoffman Hall. I'll be quaffing Diet Coke and Yes, it will be fun. deep-seeded Freudian complex. trying to put off sleep for just one more week. About as fun as getting your fingers caught in a High-pressure dudes have excuses for doing things The role of my hair will be played by a small, daiquiri blender. during exam week that low-pressure dudes can't do slightly stunned animal. About as fun as getting busted for underage without getting arrested. We can go midnight golfing I won't be smoking cigarettes. possession. at Newman Lake. Shorts Hall is only a three-iron I'll be eating them. About as fun as listening to Milli Vanilli. away, and you can fade into Chandler with a five. And Western State is only a breakdown away. We can go chair bowling in the dorm hallways. No You see, I'm a high-pressure dude. High-pressure BAD PENNY pins, no ball — just you and the walls and the chair. dudes tend to freak out during exams. High-pressure No problem. dudes, for one week at the end of each semester, walk We can climb up to the top of Wilson Hall, foam around all day looking like they're just coming down at the mouth and do our best imitations of Old Yeller. off a crack high. High-pressure dudes break television David Noon We can sit in the back of the classroom during our sets when they lose $300 betting on Duke in the hypo-macro bio-ergo geophysics exam and giggle like NCAA Championship game. High-pressure dudes are we're sucking from a 50-pound lube of nitrous oxide. the ones who'll stab you for playing that Milli You see, there are lots of high-pressure dudes in the We'll make diamonds if you give us the coal. Vanilli crap for the eighth time in two hours. world today. And there are lots on college campuses. Oh, no, we're not crazy. Not in the least. Our High-pressure dudes aren't nice people. Historically, it's been the high-pressure dudes who psychologists call us maladjusted. Confused. Type A High-pressure dudes hate pets. High-pressure dudes have made things interesting. Off-center. Just a little personalities. We're the ones who have to take those hate you. bit psychotic. "extended vacations" from work. We can't cope with We'll be the ones getting up early to watch the We were the ones who first tried sex as a sedative much else besides coloring books and fingerpaints Today show and line up for D-hall breakfast five because we were up too late thinking about high during summer vacation, and the puzzles they let us minutes before it opens — while you low-pressure pressure things. Then we invented heavy barbiturates play with in the off-season are really neat dudes are sleeping off the six-pack study sessions you to knock us out when sex got to be too much fun. There's no Milli Vanilli. slurped down the night before with your low pressure When the barbiturates wore off, we tried cocaine. There are no sharp metal objects. pals. We were the ones who thought all-night waffle And they let us eat all the cigarettes we want. We'll be the ones setting fire to the suite tables in houses were the best thing since unfiltered cigarettes. the Village. We were the ones who invented semester exams David Noon is a sophomore English and history We'll be the ones filling out the life insurance because we liked the taste of Advil. major. Page 16, The Breeze, Thursday, April 19, 1990

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Junior Stacey Kenah and Apollo In Kenah's backyard. Kenah Is currently training Apollo to be a Seeing Eye dog. Commands like "stay," which Apollo Is learning here, are imperative in the dog's training.

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By Elaine Schoka Kenah's second dog was a Black Labrador assigned staff writer to her during sixth grade. A visually impaired person walks up to the edge Later, when Kenah left home for college, she felt of a busy street. The German shepherd walking "something at school was missing," and that closely beside him quickly cuts in front of him, something was the usual companionship of a dog. Seeing She currently is training Apollo, a six-month old causing him to stop. The street is too busy to cross, and the shepherd knows it. German shepherd she has had for four months. Kenah receives the dogs from the Seeing Eye Co. A tremendous amount of trust is placed on a in Morristown, N.J., the first company in the Seeing Eye dog, and an even greater amount of United States to deal with guide dogs. responsibility is placed on the person who trains the Training a Seeing Eye dog is a full-time job that Eye dogs. lakes a good amount of determination, Kenah says. Junior marketing major Stacey Kenah accepts that responsibility every time she offers to train a Seeing "It takes a lot of patience — it's like having a little child." Eye dog. Kenah has trained Seeing Eye dogs for 11 years. She always has loved dogs and always has Kenah is responsible for making sure Apollo, like owned a dog of her own at home in Long Valley, ail her dogs, knows all the basic commands by dogs heart. Commands such as sit, down, rest (stay), N.J. Kenah received her first Seeing Eye dog to train come and heel must be engraved on the dog's brain. when she was in the fourth grade. On her mother's Learning basic commands is vital for a Seeing Eye Junior marketing major suggestion, Kenah trained an assigned Black dog in order for the dog to be able to learn more Stacey Kenah spends Labrador with the help of her older sister. Kenah complex procedures, like dealing with traffic patterns excelled at training her dog much quicker than her or learning a set routine. What Kenah teaches her much of her free time sister and enjoyed the responsibility. Although dogs makes it easier for the dog's next trainer to fourth grade is very young for the full responsibility teach it more difficult tasks. If the basics are not training dogs to help the connected with training a Seeing Eye dog, Kenah's taught thoroughly and properly, the next trainer family helped, and at the same time, the dog became visually impaired. accustomed to a family situation. See KENAH page 23 >

-M-im Page 22, The Breeze, Thursday, April 19, 1990 Greek Man and Woman of the Year Norcross, Brice honored for involvement By Anne Taylor staff writer

Amidst the excitement, fun and chaos of Greek Sing, the night took a surprising turn for Jimmy Norcross and Kathy Brice. The two seniors were announced as 1990 Greek Man and Woman of the Year. Neither Norcross, a Sigma Phi Epsilon brother, nor Brice, a Delta Gamma sister, expected the award. Brice says she thought some of the other girls who were nominated really deserved to win. "I was surprised and very honored and I quite happy," she says. Left: Senior Kathy Brice, the Delta Both Brice and Norcross pledged first Gamma sister who was recently semester of their freshman year and have given the Greek Woman of the Year been active members of the Greek award. community ever since. They think their Below: Senior Jimmy Norcross, a Greek affiliation has added a great deal to past president of Sigma Phi Epsilon their college careers. fraternity. He was given the Greek "A lot of what I learned in the fraternity Man of the Year award. was much more practical than anything I've Staff photo by VASHA HUNT learned in class," Norcross says. When he was treasurer, some of the brothers wouldn't pay their dues. But the fact these people were also his friends made it a "real challenge" to get them to pay their dues without straining the relationships. Brice was unhappy her freshman year and wanted to leave JMU, and she credits her sorority with giving her a reason to stay. "I was thinking about transferring my freshman year," she says. "I think if it wasn't for Delta Gamma, I wouldn't be around. "I've met so many new, interesting, fun people — people that are going to be friends for life. It's been a really valuable experience to be in my sorority," she says. Brice says she has learned how to work well in groups and to delegate and to manage her time better since she joined Delta Gamma. "I've learned about motivating myself and the people I work with so we can do some good," she says. Both Brice and Norcross are members of Order of Omega, the Greek national honor Staff photo by CHRIS TYREE society, and Brice currently serves as its After pledging Delta Gamma, Brice president. personal goals to fulfill in holding their became the sorority's junior Panhellenic titles. One of their.projects this year was representative, worked her way to senior developing a new application for the "I represent the school," Brice says. "You Panhellenic representative and then served have to watch what you do — what you organization. Norcross chaired the as the sorority treasurer. say." committee, while Brice worked with him as Outside of her sorority, Brice is an Although Brice claims she's "not really a a committee member. "Basically we just Assistant Greek Coordinator, acting as a cleared up some things that people had had wild woman," she still believes she should liaison between the university and several be alert of her actions on campus, especially questions about in the past," Norcross says. fraternities and sororities, including Sigma They changed the application to include the at parties. Phi Epsilon. Norcross would like to see Greeks get allocation of points for having worked Norcross was elected treasurer of SPE his during school and made points for more positive publicity. "I want to make it sophomore year and then fraternity president known that we do a lot of positive thinks for involvement in the Greek system weigh his junior year — a term which resulted in more heavily than points for academics or the university," he says. "We're out there to his being voted Fraternity President of the develop leaders and give something back to campus involvement, Norcross says. Year for 1989. He also serves on an Ad Hoc the university. They also both serve on the Greek Greek public relations committee. Norcross feels he has "gotten a Council, a new organization this year that The Greek Man and Woman of the Year tremendous amount out of [being Greek]," includes Greek organizations from awards are honorary awards and don't he says. "I'm really glad I pledged when I Panhellenic Council, Interfraternity Council require any formal obligations for the rest of did. It's been a really valuable experience and the Black Greek Caucus. the year, but Norcross and Brice have some that I wouldn't give up for anything." The Breeze, Thursday, Apr* i-ft, (Continued from page 21) sometimes must design her life must rc-teach the dog all the basics around Apollo. before moving on. Kenah cares a lot for Apollo and Since Kenah received Apollo as a the other dogs she has trained. a, ,-•-. puppy, she first had to teach Apollo Unfortunately, she faces the how to walk on a leash. Kenah problem of becoming too attached takes Apollo to an obedience to the dogs she trains. She has even training class with other Seeing planned out the best way to give up Eye dogs every two weeks. Apollo when she has to return him Training Apollo does not stop to the Seeing Eye Co. in with just basic commands. It November. "I think I'm just going includes discipline, love, exercise to go home fgr Thanksgiving and AA J 1 and adjustment to many situations. leave him there," she says. "That ■>' V> to ?>£■ m mui Living off campus has made it way it's much easier." D ii 1 much easier for Kenah to keep Kenah does not get paid to train Apollo. Even though she has the dogs. Aside from the money the P gotten special permission from Seeing Eye Co. pays for Apollo's M m n JMU to bring Apollo to classes and shots, trips to the vet and a small buildings where dogs usually are stipend for food, Kenah takes on the not allowed, there are still places full responsibility of raising a Apollo cannot go — like D-hall healthy, obedient dog out of her ^ r and PC Dukes. "I feel bad when I love for dogs. '.. *%# go out on a Friday or Saturday Kenah puts a lot of dedication, as 1 night and have to leave him at well as love, into her work, and she home alone," Kenah says. enjoys it. Training dogs for such an Just like a small child", a puppy important job takes a lot of ^M can be hazardous to furniture. But patience, determination, skill and Apollo "doesn't do a lot of damage, love. Kenah says she is happy to P except for eating rolls of toilet know that what she does will really * paper," Kenah says laughing. help someone else. 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Get me to the church on time Harrisonburg bridal shops offers many of,

story and photos by Betsy Overkamp

The man of your dreams finally popped the question, but now the reality of planning a wedding and finding a dress causes more than a few headaches. Harrisonburg has several bridal shops to accommodate any nervous bride, and all the shops agree that a soon-to-be-bride must start shopping for a gown early. Barbara Landis, owner of Southern Brides, says a year before the wedding isn't too early to start looking. "To enjoy everything, you can't start later than six months before the wedding," she said. "It's going to take one to three weeks for the alterations, [and) two or three weeks for the fittings. Photographers like at least a month to get the portrait done, and [it takes] four months for the dress. "Six months is the latest you can wait," Landis said. Lois Bailey, owner of The Bridal Gallery and Boutique, agrees. "Anyone who's planning a wedding and really wants to have the time to do it right should plan at least six months ahead," she said. Here is what Harrisonburg bridal shops have to offer:

The Bridal Gallery and Boutique, 2035-55 E Market St., In Cindy Moyers, co-owner of Bridal Miracles, examines some of her merchandise. Skyline Village Shopping Center If the wedding gown is purchased at the boutique, a 10 Bailey's salespeople are never told to push more The Bridal Gallery and Boutique opened the doors of its percent discount is given on gowns for bridesmaids and expensive gowns, she said. "I would never do that, and I new location on Market Street in July 1989. The flower girls, as well as a choice between a 10 percent don't tell them to, either. boutique had been located in Valley Mall for nine years, discount on the cost of renting tuxedos for the ushers or but owner Lois Bailey said she needed more space, free rental of the groom's tuxedo. The Brides House, South Main Street in Court Square wanted to be open fewer hours and didn't want to be open The boutique carries one sample gown of each style Sundays. and must reorder dresses to fit each bride. "Wedding After 14 years in Harrisonburg and eight years at its "This is a very good location," she said. "A lot of gowns can take up to three months [to come in]," Bailey present location, owner Dawn Huth said The Brides people like the atmosphere belter here and the fact that said. House has the most experience and largest inventory of you can park and walk in, even more so than when we But, "A lot of companies carry stock gowns and some wedding gowns in Harrisonburg. were in the mall." gowns are fast delivery and lake only four weeks to come Though the shop doesn't provide full wedding planning The boutique has a separate bridal room where wedding in," she added. services, employees are willing to give their opinions gowns can be tried on and fitted in privacy. One of the Alterations are done in the boutique, and there is no and assistance whenever it's needed during the planning room's walls is completely covered with mirrors from charge for alterations on a wedding gown unless it's a process — if asked. "We do directing and will help with floor to ceiling, while another wall holds a large sale gown. Bailey said. Most bridesmaids' dresses also the rehearsal and come to the wedding," she said. selection of veils and hats. arc altered at no charge unless the dress needs to be pieced The Brides House displays one sample gown of each "We had a room like this one in the mall. I've always together. style, and has close to 200 wedding gowns and about 125 felt that it's real important to have it secluded," she said. Alteration time varies. "We can do the alterations in bridesmaids' dresses. The shop also carries flower girl's The Bridal Gallery and Boutique carries major brands of one day, if we have to. We've sold a gown on a Monday dresses and mother's dresses. for a Saturday wedding," she said. "But most of the wedding gowns. Prices range from $125 to $140 for an The gowns sell irom a low of $290 to a high of informal tea-length gown or up to S900 to $1,000 for gowns are ordered in plenty of time." $1,400, with an average price of $600 to $700. the more ornate gowns. Bailey said she wants her shop to be known for quality Bridesmaids' dresses range from $72 to $180, averaging Veils and hats must be reordered and take four to six service. "We try to give the best service that we can S110 to $115. weeks to come in. They range in price from about $45 to possibly give. We always try to help the girls with their "derations arc done by appointment in the shop by $ 130 or $ 140 for more elaborate veils and hats. gowns. one permanent and two temporary seamstresses. Hems The boutique also carries a wide selection of "A lot of times the girls don't know what they want are sewn for free, and alterations average $15 to S20 per bridesmaids' dresses, mother's dresses, flower girl's and don't know how to go about looking for a gown," dress. dresses and shoes. Rcrr isareavailabl she said. "It's something new." The gowns ., iroximately u to I wed The Breeze, Thursday, April 19, 1990, page 25

3: Wedding bells will be ringing this spring tfions for bride's and bridesmaids' fashions, advice on planning ahead

anything with beads glued on. All our dresses are hand-beaded." Bridesmaids' dresses prices range from $88 lo $150. Often the more expensive dresses are styles that can be worn for other occations. Southern Brides carries name brand wedding gowns at "People come in wanting a dress that doesn't look like uninflatcd prices. a bridesmaid dress, but they end up buying the least "We have an outside seamstress who does x>ur expensive, which all look just like bridesmaid dresses," alterations," said co-owner Barbara Landis. People pay she said. her, not us. That way, we can keep our prices low, and Southern Brides also provides its customers with a we don't build the alterations into our price. folder full of suggestions, checklists and suggestions for Landis owns the shop along with her daughter, caterers. "We're willing to include people in the folder if Kimbcrly Thompson. they contact us. We used to solicit ads, but we don't do "The seamstress is from Pakistan," Landis said. "She that anymore," she said. comes in for fittings and does the work at home. She has Two bridal shops in Harrisonburg offer wedding gowns experience working with fine materials and has done a lot for rental. They arc: of hand-beading. We were very lucky to find hef." Alterations average S12 to $15 per gown. Bridal Miracles Rental, 1740 Country Club Rd. Southern Brides has 20 to 30 gowns in stock and all Bridal Miracles can outfit your entire wedding party in can be reordered, Landis said. "None of the gowns have rental gowns and tuxedos. Owners Betty Brady and Cindy Tatnara Bodkin of Brandywine. been discontinued,'' she said. Southern Brides also carries Moyers rent wedding gowns, bridesmaids' dresses, flower reorder, and Hulh recommends starting to look for the bridesmaids' dresses and flower girl's dresses. girl's dresses and tuxedos, as well as veils, hats, flowers gown six months before the wedding. "We do sell from The bride is measured in the store, and then the proper and candelabras. stock, and some companies have some stock," she said. size is ordered. It can take from 10 to 12 weeks to Bridal Miracles currently has 52 wedding gowns in This year, Huth said brides seem lo be choosing custom fill an order and then another week for shipping. stock. The wedding party can come in and pick out imports "with lots of lace and pearling." But some of the gowns are immediate-delivery gowns. dresses and reserve them for a specific dale by putting a This year, Landis said, brides are looking at deposit down. The dresses also can be used for wedding Other popular styles include "sheath type gowns, basque-waistcd gowns — where the waist drops below portraits, Brady said. After the rental period is over. gowns with detachable trains and gowns with high necks the natural waistline and comes to a point — short Bridal Miracles dry cleans the dresses at no charge to the sleeves and an open neck. "Not very many people ask for and long sleeves," she said. customer. The Brides House sponsors an annual bridal fashion the mermaid anymore," she said. A mermaid style gown The cost of renting a wedding gown is determined by show at the Sheraton Inn. This year's fashion show, the has a tight fitting skirt, like a mermaid's. "Puffy sleeves its retail price. A gown that would sell for $800 in a are also going out of style, which is good for most eighth for the shop, drew the largest turnout ever. "We retail store costs $99 to rent. Bridesmaids' dresses can be had more people this year than we've ever had," she said. people," Landis said. rented for $39.95. Hum's advice for the bride-to-be is "to look around and "Most times, what you have in mind (for your dress] is Brady said renting a wedding dress can be advantageous. know exactly what's available." not the best style for you," she said. "A lot of girls can't afford a wedding dress that they "Start as early as you can, and go with people who The gowns at Southern Brides range in price from would love to be married in. hnv». ex->~ricnce and can help you," she said. "Then you $400 to SI.500 "There's not much call for rh« expensive See BRIDES page 2"? ► . ' • . you »iii .. i / thai >ou *an . .a ... And w Page 26, The Breeze, Thursday, April 19,' 1990 riifffi""" ■■■■■■■■■■■■ b Temporaries Jnc

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_ The Breeze, Thursday, April 19, 1990, page 27 ride (Continued from page 25) "We work along with the girls. We don't want overnight in a range of sizes with no cost to the anyone to be disappointed, but we're not miracle customer," owner Peggy Barnett said. "If they can rent a dress for $99 instead of buying workers — we're seamstresses." Renting a wedding gown at The Wedding Center be for $800, they can use the $800 for many of the costs $49 to $99. Bridesmaids' dresses are $39 to $45, Ings they need after they're married — like furniture The Wedding Center, 924 S. High St. tea-length bridesmaids' dresses are $35 and flower [bills," she said. "And with the economising the girl's dresses are $25. Alterations and dry cleaning are |y that it is, parents don't like to throw money The Wedding Center offers wedding gowns, free. fay." tuxedos, bridesmaids' dresses, flower girl's dresses and Ul dresses at Bridal Miracles are altered to fit at no ring bearer suits for rental. The shop also does When as many as six tuxedos are rented, the litional cost. The biggest size available is ordered, invitations and can create floral arrangements for the groom's tuxedo is free. Little boys' tuxedos are rented then altered to size. Brady also orders additional wedding. for $25 and all shoes are $3. erial that matches the color of the dress. "It's The Wedding Center now has 25 rental wedding "I was in the traditional tuxedo rental business and sicr to alter smaller, but I've been able to add gowns in stock and is awaiting delivery of another decided to start renting dresses — and at that time no ^nty inches to a dress, making it into a size 52 25. The shop has hundreds of bridesmaids' dresses in one else was renting dresses. I saw that there was a i a size 20," Brady said. nany different sizes and colors. "I can get dresses need, and we fulfilled that need," Bamett said. bridal boutique offers guaranteed dry cleaning y Betsy Overkamp who could guarantee a wedding dress, so I got a jackets, but the bulky clothing soaked up too much iff writer Northern Virginia phone book and started calling of the expensive solvent. The prohibitive costs and Peggy Barnett, owner of The Wedding Center, people," she said. No one would guarantee a the inability of the dry cleaning machine to clean didn't realize the goldmine she was sitting on. wedding dress. "So we just decided to go for it." with any other solvent forced Bamett to specialize The Wedding Center doesn't just offer dresses and Bridal Gown Cleaning and Preservation Service was in silks and wedding dresses. tuxedos for rental. It also houses the only dry born. To solicit business, Bamett recently placed an ad cleaning plant on the East Coast that will guarantee in The Washington Post Magazine, published in the dry cleaning of a wedding gown, much to Bamett uses an expensive cleaning solvent, called every Sunday's paper, and also worked out an Bamett's amazement. Val-Clean, to clean the gowns. Val-Clean cleans agreement with a Northern Virginia bridal shop to "A girl from Northern Virginia came in the shop gently but enables Bamett to completely guarantee give out discount coupons on the wedding gown vith a $1,500 wedding gown and asked if we could dresses worth up to $5,000. dry cleaning service. [guarantee the gown would make it through the dry cleaning process undamaged. We said yes, and the The Wedding Center previously was Quality "I found out too late that I couldn't take-in girl couldn't believe it," Bamett said. Cleaners. Barnett took in all of the usual dry ordinary dry cleaning business, but now, of course, "I couldn't believe that we were the only ones cleaning business, including woolens and down I'm happy about it," she said.

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By Gayle Cohen staff writer "In theatre you cannot, you must not, lie to yourself," says Dr. Thomas Arthur, director of JMU's production of "The Road to Mecca." REVIEW "In theatre you cannot, you must not, lie to yourself," says Dr. Thomas Arthur, director of JMU's production of "The Road to Mecca." "Mecca" "is an honest look at a beautiful and powerful friendship between two women struggling for their rights to freedom in Bcthcsdo, South Africa. *^ "Mecca" is based on actual events from the life of South African Helen Marlins in 1974. The play illustrates the bigotry and class separation of South African society. A village excludes and abuses the main character because she is an artist and because she and her home appear different to them. The first scene opens with the main character, Helen, welcoming her good Staff photo by FRED NORTH friend Elsa, who has arrived for an unexpected visit. There is quite an age Elsa, portrayed by Christy Smith, reveals Helen's house in 'The Road to Mecca.' difference between the two, but they have been friends for 15 years. The character of Dominee Bylcvcld, Christy Smith share the roles, The set is a magical place where Elsa describes their relationship played by senior Brian Francoise, managing to convey two women's Helen is truly herself. The plot centers when she says, "Let's face it. There's a represents the attitude of contempt "struggle for Helen's soul," Arthur around her struggle to remain in her little girl hidden away in both of us," with which the community, especially says. home and to maintain her freedom. It to which Helen responds, "And they the church, shows Helen. Dawn Petrlik, a senior majoring in is about one's self and freedom. like to play together." After the death of her husband 15 art and theatre, designed the set using "Human beings just dump on each From the moment Elsa arrives, years earlier, Helen stopped attending one of her favorite artists as other," Arthur says. "The play is about there is an obvious tension between church and began to create statues from inspiration. The set is intricate and the ghastly state of human beings." the two. Elsa seems aggravated and "pictures in her head." What she was fascinating, befitting the artistic nature "The Road to Mecca" was written by impatient with both Helen and herself. creating was her freedom — her own of Helen. Athol Fugard, whom Arthur considers Their reunion is unlike any of their personal Mecca. She also was creating The set is based on an actual house to be "one of the best playwrights in earlier ones — they must face the her own isolation from a community in New Bclhcsda that Dr. Thomas the world." Fugard was born in Bethcsda critical issues of class, race, age, that both feared and envied her. Arthur, director of the play, has since prejudice and freedom. Helen, Elsa and the Dominee make visited and photographed. Pclrik says "The Road to Mecca" is playing The source of conflict for Helen has up the entire cast. However, there arc he also took "into consideration what nightly at 8 p.m. through Saturday and always been the mistreatment she three actresses cast in the two female the audience thinks South Africa looks at 2 p.m. Sunday at Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre. Tickets are $5. receives from people in her village. roles. Jennifer Juul, Janice Orourke and like."

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ribe tough, ukestake JMU triumphs in 5-4 thriller sr » By Maurice Jones feel pretty confident that we'll staff writer win two out of three doubles, but rd in SAC The bruised and ailing members to sweep doubles is really hard to Laura Hutchison of the JMU women's tennis team do. You really don't find a lot of Bstyle editor collegiate matches where that . were in trouble. Down 4-2 in games against happens." [Tie JMU women's lacrosse team Justine Higgins and Stephanie need third overall in the South Maryland and only three doubles matches remaining, there was Baker teamed together for JMU in o jlantic Championships held at JMU the final doubles match, and after l weekend. little chance of the Dukes capturing their record-tying 20th winning the first set 6-4, The Dukes lost to sixth-ranked struggled through an error-filled Jliam and Mary in the semifinals win of the season. But it turned out to be a second set to fall by an identical turd ay by a score of 12-5. storybook ending, as the Dukes 6-4 score. Malerba attributed the )homorcs Nora Maguirc and pair's inconsistent second set to Chcllc Bianco were the high scorers sparkled in doubles play and swept the Lady Terrapins 3-0 to the pressure of completing the |JMU, each registering two goals. comeback. lie team fared better in the give them a 5-4 victory and their precious 20th win. The Dukes "They knew everything was 1-place game Sunday against the 20-4 record also ties the best riding on them and got a little ivcrsiiy of Richmond. Maguirc had season winning percentage in tentative and missed a few shots, ic-high five goals to give the team history. but when it all came down to it : an 8-6 win over the Spiders. According to JMU head coach they pulled together," Malerba Maguirc said, "We were really Maria Malerba, the win was a said. KCited for the tournament, especially pleasant surprise, especially Indeed, the two raised their play since il was being held here. against a tough Maryland team. in the third set and breezed past "After the game on Saturday, I heard "We always have good matches Maryland's tandem of Kara that it was one of William and Mary's I.ombardi and Liz Schram 6-1 in best games of the season. We just against [Maryland], and to be able to come from behind after being a little more than twenty couldn't put it together." down 4-2 after singles and win all minutes. But Maguirc was pleased with the the doubles is always a good Baker accounted for another n's performance on Sunday. "Even Staff photo by VASHA HUNT thing," Malerba said. "We always Renee Lemmerman serves. See TENNIS page 37 > See SAC page 41 >

foc/cy road Dukes get home respite, beat Radford

ly Greg Abel assistant sports editor Home has been where the wins are for the JMU [baseball team this year. After dropping five straight games on the road, the diamond Dukes returned to Long Field yesterday and drubbed visiting Radford 9-1 in the first of a nine-game homestand. The win upped the Dukes' overall record to 19-16. But while they arc 13-1 at home, they stand at just 6-15 on the road. Senior Sam Rose, who had a double, two runs scored and an RBI yesterday, said the difference in his team's performance home and away may lie in their attitude. "I don't think we've really done a good job getting ourselves motivated on the road," Rose said. "I think we go in just to play the game and not to play to win. I think we play to win here." After a disappointing 2-0 loss at Towson State Tuesday, head coach Ray Hcatwolc gave his team a talk that Rose said may have helped the Dukes to get up to play Radford. "I don't think he could have given that speech in Sunday school," Rose said. "I think it got Some Staff photo by FRED NORTH guys up." JMU's Rob Mummau tags out Radford's Larry Thompson at seco nd base. The Dukes See RESPITE page 39 ► won the game 9-1, upping their season home record to 13-1.

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Craig you're not allowed to make contact, you're not |«rv *Kristy Jensen lost to Lombardi. Early on the Duke;, staff writer playing football." citing to a slim 2-4 .margin. Buljhe Terrapins took the top three seeded singles No, the USFL hasn't been revived in The Pac-10 came up with a proposal of its own. r-'nratdies to take a.4-2 advantage. In the first seed Harrisonburg. JMU's football players have been in Effective next spring, football practice will be 15 St , Oiatch Ma/yla/id'S Lainie StertVhad a difficult time the stadium for the past month getting timing, days, 10 days with contact. Schools still will have t fundamentals and hits back into their routine. It's the flexibility to choose what days to practice. L;.*eYe» though.'her opponent, JMU'^Daniele Pino, ; all part of spring practice for a season that won't But that brings up the question: why have ■ playcij-i-ipjuredi Stern downejl, Prnb ,6-4, 7-6. begin until Sept. 8. football practice in April anyway? Ac'cordirrg"'lo Malerbat ft no sprained her ankle last .Thursday, in a match against' Richmond and has had But this is the final year that spring practice will "We're a developmental program, a id I think most prdblems getting around thgcourt.' > ''./. last 20 days, 15 of them contact. The NCAA has I-AA schools are," VMI coach Jim Shuck said. "It's •» "It's not a bad sprain, but it is-qnoughiO mako her' pared the schedule down beginning next season. very important to us to have spring practice to hesitant and right now shc£ not moving very weH,", "All of the other sports on college campuses are work on techniques and to improve our football Malcrbasaid. • .v .A given an off-season practice period," said Joe team." JMU's second seed Hlggins also lost-in'a close Purzycki, JMU head football coach. "Football The Keydcts' philosophy is the players make the match, falling to Missy Smith in-threc sets 6-3, 3-6, needed to have that and with contact, because team during spring practice and then the roster is 7-6. Higgins struggled in the first set against the hard contact is a very part of the game 115611'.'' supplemented with incoming freshmen. serving Smith but notched the second set by moving VMI began spring practice Feb 24, earlier than up and attacking Smith's serve. The third set could During the NCAA convention earlier this semester, the presidents' commission first proposed most schools, so the team would have time to have gone either way as Higgins held a lead" in the concentrate on academics, according to Shuck. tiebreaker, but Smith's relentless net play and a few to cut spring practice altogether but settled on unforced errors by a tired Higgins finished the match. cutting workout days in half, in an effort to cut "I wanted to get the spring practice in and get it "She made those unforced errors on her passing costs. The proposal also called for no-contact days over with and get started with a spring shots, which she usally doesn't do, and she's just not to reduce injuries. Many schools bristled at that conditioning, lifting and running program that's hitting real well on the run," Malerba said. "Because suggestion, and the Pac-10 modified the proposal. going to carry over through the summertime," Shuck said. she's been sick and has been a little tired, she is "It would be like taking lacrosse and playing it Costs are not the only reason for spring cutbacks. missing some shots that she normally makes." without their equipment or taking wrestling and not I The Dukes' come-from-behind win could not have allowing the two wrestlers to touch one another," Another reason is some programs take unfair been timed better. With the Colonial Athletic said Purzycki, who recently was given a two-year advantage of the workouts, according to Sam Association Tournament coming up this weekend, contract extension. "When you tell a football player Rutigliano, head coach at Liberty, where practice Malerba sees this victory as an opportunity for the you're going to practice football for 10 days but See SPRING page 41 > team to lift it's confidence before the tourney.

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Respite Radford catcher John Gegg then > (Continued from page 35) threw the ball into center field when FACULTY\STAFF DAY — JMU didn't exactly jump all over Rose attempted to steal, alloying Wi Letters have been sent out to register Radford as the score might lead one to Petrucelli to score and sending Rose to (upcoming events in JMU for Faculty/Staff Fun Day to be held third. Rose came in to score the fourth I sports) April 21 on the women's softball field think. The Highlanders got on the run of the inning as second baseman next to A-lot, behind the Convocation scoreboard first as they took advantage [BASEBALL Rob Mummau stepped up and lined a Center, from 10 a.m. to 12 noon. of a JMU error in the first inning. Saturday — Liberty at JMU, single to right field. joubleheader 1 p.m. Please return the forms to participate After starting pitcher Mark Jones in a day filled with activities for kids retired the first two batters, center Jones, in the meantime, had settled 'OMENS LACROSSE and adults. fielder Dwight Rowe botched a John down after a rocky first two innings. Today — Maryland at JMU, Gegg fly ball, allowing him to reach The junior right-hander went on a 1:30 p.m. EMPLOYMENT — Applications second base. Radford's Phil Haney then stretch in the game's middle innings, are now being accepted for May and stepped up and knocked Gegg in with a where he retired 17 of 18 batters. summer sessions and Fall 1990 line single through the hole between "I just tried to throw the fastball IENS TENNIS semester for lifeguards and facility third and shortstop to put Radford up more today," Jones said. "I felt pretty [ Friday and Saturday — JMU attendants. Applications also are good, I had pretty good pop on the t the Colonial Championships 1-0. being accepted for intramural Richmond]. JMU got single runs in both the fastball and I was getting ahead of the supervisor positions for the Fall 1990 fourth and fifth innings and then two batters." lEN'S AND WOMEN'S semester. Apply in Godwin 213. in the six to put them up 4-1 before Jones went 7 and 2/3 innings giving 1ACK AND FIELD up just three hits and striking out five, |Saturday — JMU Invitational, opening up the game with four runs in ROLLERSKATE NIGHT — the seventh inning that featured a bit of before getting excellent relief help pon. There will be a. rollerskate night at everything. The Dukes loaded the bases from Hugh Broomall, who struck out Skatetown USA from 7:30-10 p.m. three of the four men he faced. The win JOMEN'S TENNIS April 26. Admission is free with a with an infield single by Kevin Sisk fcaturday and Sunday — upped Jones' record to 3-2. JMU ID. Skate rentals are available. and successive walks by designated Blonial Championships at hitter Larry Mitchell and left fielder Other than Jones' pitching, Heatwole JMU. wasn't happy with his team's MELONBALL CHAMPS — JeffPetrucelli. WOMEN'S GOLF Men's University — Sigma Nu performance. He said there wasn't Friday to Sunday — JMU at Men's Championship — Sigma Nu First baseman Whit Babcock then much difference in his team's play than the William and Mary Women's University — Good Girls knocked in Sisk with a sacrifice fly to in their previous losses and questions Tournament [Williamsburg]. Women's Championship — AST left, leaving runners at first and second. his players' desire. Co-Rec Champion — ASA/Pi Kap After Kurt Johnson loaded the bases "I think we got some guys that arc ARCHERY again by reaching first on a fielder's not into it as hard as they need to be, Saturday and Sunday — choice, Rose hit a liner to second that and I told them that," Heatwole said. JMU at the Atlantic Classic. CO-REC SOFTBALL — University Champion — Tri-C Radford's Rob Amos dropped. Amos "They've got to lcam to play this game was able to force Johnson at second, hard every day they come out here, but Mitchell came in on the play. regardless of the opponent"

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Junior attack wing Carrie Nottc said, "Sunday we played really well. We really came together as a team. Saturday we were flustered and we really had our ups and downs, so that didn't come out how wc wanted it to." Bianco said, "Wc started out really slow, but by the Richmond game we I came together and really played well." JMU currently is ranked 12th [nationally with an overall record of 5-5. Each of the five losses have been [to other nationally ranked teams. Maguirc thinks the team's only real weakness is the fact the team is young. [We have a lot of freshmen starting liis year and that makes it tough jmclimcs," she said. "Lacrosse is all aut timing and the team members ally need to know each other." Jut, she admits, an abundance of ulh now will pay future dividends. "Right now we are building to be a really strong team in the next couple of years," Maguire said. "We have tons of talent, but we aren't consistent yet. When everyone plays together and plays well, we can beat just about Staff ohoto by VASHA HUNT anyone out there." Lacrosse coach Heather Dow watches captain Kathy Altemus juggle the ball. In goal is Laura Juenger. Over the weekend, JMU players were named to the All-Conference third consecutive year. talented players in our conference." Maguire, Bianco, goalkeeper Kelly team. Altemus, a senior from Bianco said, "It's a really special The Dukes go up against Maryland Moran and cover point Kathy AI tern us Baltimore, received the honor for the honor because we have some very today at 3:30 p.m.

Spring week. I >• (Continued from page 37) "The idea with the players in spring I "You're taking away from the people practice is there's no game to look JMU's Arehart on 4-4 before being outscored 3-1 in the [who need it to teach young men," forward to. The games are in talk show today game's final 6:43 to elicit the final [Rutigliano said. "Do you go to any September, five months away. That's score. [other academic phase of the university part of the problem psychologically." JMU archer Kim Arehart will Roshecn Campbell led the Dukes and cut out a curriculum and the Purzycki and the Dukes will appear on the Lifetime cable with two goals. Nora Maguire, opportunity for people to teach? No. culminate spring practice with the television program "Attitudes" at 3 Carrie Nottc and Troyhann Santos The reason they arc doing it is because annual Purple and Gold game Saturday p.m. today. all scored once for JMU. there are coaches in the country who at 7 p.m. at JMU Stadium. After Arehart, a senior from Track teams finish pound flesh, beat 'cm up, scrimmage working on and off with the team and a Harrisonburg, is a two-time national 3rd, 4th at Colonials cm and just use 'em as bodies and new system, Purzycki is glad the champion and a two-time All- interfere with their academics." measures take effect next year. America selection. The JMU women's track team Division I-A Virginia began drills "It was imperative that two things During the show, taped April 10 finished third and the men's team March 21. Head coach George Welsh happen in spring football. One, that in New York City, Arehart fouth at the Colonia'l Athletic said spring practice was instrumental we have it because you can't develop performed some trick archery shots Association Championships held at in the Cavaliers' success last season, your freshman and get a look at them and taught the show's hosts to use a the JMU stadium April 14. playing in the New Year's Day Citrus unless you have spring football. bow and arrow. JMU women won five events. Bowl. Secondly, it enables coaches to still The program, which appears on Cathy Beck took the 100-meter dash "Next year — it's hardly enough innovate during the course of the channel 22 for Warner Cable in 11.72 seconds; Davida Walker lime to get started," Welsh said. "I spring. subscribers in Harrisonburg, will be won the 100-mctcr hurdles in 14.10 don't see how you're going to be able "Take us for example," he said. rcbroadcast at 8 a.m. April 26. seconds; Danielle Legendre won the to teach fundamentals in that brief "We're going to change offenses Women's lacrosse high jump at 5'6"; Julie Speights period of time and be nearly as totally. Would you change offenses won the 800-meter run in 2:17.95; effective as wc were." knowing that you aren't going to have dropped 7-5 by UVa and the 4x400 meter relay team of Welsh doesn't think the players will [those] days in the spring to develop The JMU women's lacrosse team Beck, Erica Bates, Princess Hicks, be unhappy with the cutbacks. "They that offense? You'd be going [into the let a 3-0 first half lead slip away Felccia DcBcrry finished first with a don't like spring practice," Welsh said. fall] cold with a new offense. So it from them as they lost 7-5 at time of 3:52.34. "I think if you gave them another week would really limit the nature of seventh-ranked UVa yesterday. First place finishers for the men in the fall they would like it, but we'll improvisation in the game, tinkering The Cavaliers scored four were Pete Weilenmann with a never get that because that costs a lot with new things. unanswered goals to take a 4-3 lead 3:46.83 finish in the 1500-meter more money because you're not in "By keeping this, wc keep some of at the half. The Dukes, ranked 13th, run, and Desi Wynter with a time of school in August, so now you have to the imagination alive in the game," he then battled back to tie the game at 47.51 seconds in the 400-mcters. house and feed 100 kids for another said. Page 42, The Breeze, Thursday, April 19, 1990 Earn more A's Get more Spend less $'s.

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May/Summer Sublet - Forest Hills. 4 BR, 3 bath, deck 4 Females Needed - For Hunters Ridge apt. 1990-91 College Station Townhouse - Fully furnished. 4 females, Price negotiable. Call 43J 3580. school year. Rent $190. Call Erika. 434-6583. fall, sprmg. (703)281-9060 The Commons - New student housing near campus, 869 Port Republic Rd. 4 BR, lurnished or unfurnished, W/D. 1/2 Block From Quad! May/Summer. 1 BR furnished lor Private Rooms Available In Hunters Ridge - Summer Apt. - CoukJnl be closer to campust May/Summer! Call 432-0600. 2. Private bath, AC, W/D. Call Debbie/Vicki, 433-0527. Cheap reml 432-0957. Furnished rooms tor 2 or 1. 2-1/2 bath. Negotiablel Jennler/Kris. 433-0527. Celebrate Spring At The Country Place - Lodging S May/Summer Sublet At OH* M - I'll give you the Summer Sublet - 4 room house on Cantrell. Very cheap camping on the Shenandoah River, 40 ml north. 2 BR bwesl price at CWe Mil. Ask for Thomas, 433-5332. Call 433-5780. t Grid Student or Professional - 2 BR, room air, deck, chalet, SISVweekend. S BR lodge, $295Aveekend. glass doors, lireplace, lease, no pets. Quiet neighborhood. i Fireplaces, waierbed, canoeing, hiking, horseback riding. Summer Sublet - Cheap, reni negotiable, close to Sublet Mey'Summar - Hunters Ridge, furnished Rent Walking distance, 10 min. Non-smokers. 434-4166. Completer/ outfitted campground Call for campus Call 432-6409 $100/mo Call Colleen, 433-7279 | reservalions/brochure, (703)743-4007 1 BR In 3 BR Apt. - 10 min. walk from campus. $160. Ashby Crossing - 2 rooms, June - August, price cheap Furnished 4 BR, 2 Bath Apt. - For 4-6 non-smoking Available 8W. Silvia. 433-7242. ublet - OHe Mill Village, private room. $140 t utilities. Call 433-5780. lemales. Summer or fall. $200 each including heal, water, Call 434-7109. laundry facilities 434-1574 2 Story Victorian Home - With 3 large BR & 2 full bams Cheap! Hunters Ridge room to sublet. May-August. Located on the corner of Gay St. 4 N. High. Rent only I BR, 2 Bath Condo - University Place, W/D, range, 0W. 433-0417, Julie. May/Summer - Share large room. Forest Hills $95 $150. Call Berkeley Hearty, 434-1876. nicrowave, refrigerator, furnished. Available Aug. 1, Call 433-6686. Phylis. T)3) 594-2277. 2 BR Townhouse $120/Mo. - Campus Condos, summer sublet, 5 BR, 2 JM Apis. - 2. 1 BR, $250: 1, 3 BR. $500: 1. 2 BR, $350 balh, furnished, 5 min. walk to campus. Call 433-2973. I BR Apt. - With wal to -wail carpeting, spacious living 1-1/2 baths, like new on Dutchmill Court. 4 Laundry available. 434-1847. Wi with fireplace, true 10 minute walk on S. Main St. to blocks Irom JMU. Large BRs, closets. Very Summer - 2 BR, room air. deck, nice big yard, quiet pnt of campus. Plenty of parking, personaly managed by quiet, energy efficient. Lots ol extras. No 4 BR Condo - Furnished. Desks, color TV included. neighborhood No pets. Non-smokers. 434-4166 jvner J175/BR. CaH after 6 pm. 434-3509 parlies. June 1st. $450. Individual leases Roommates needed $200/mo 434-3109 434-2100 5 BR House - With 2 lull baths Large facilities with range, versify Place - $205/mo. Negotiablel Furnished. 4 refrigerator 8 DW. Rent as a group for $880 or a single 5 Brad, 433-5372. Room - Ashby Crossing, Male/female. $120/mo. ♦ Sublet May-July - 2 BR apt.. 30-second walk lo campus, room starts al $165. Cal Berkeley Realy, 434-1878. utilities, May/Summer, (703)248-1005. University Towers, 717 Mason St furnished, rent - 1 Block from JMU. 3 BR available August. negotiable 433-5193. University Ptece - Furnished 8 unfurnished 3 * 4 BR still -2126 Nice Condo! 4 blocks Irom JMU $t40-$160 each. Water, available Private rooms start at $175 Cal Berkeley sewer ft trash pickup Included. For details call 434-6866. Private Furnished BR In Townhouse - In Realty today! 434-1876 i House - 5 minute walk lo JMU. Available 6/20/90. Potomac/Rockvile. MD area. 5 min. Irom 1-270. 1-495 ^■-2128^^ Kitchen, laundry privileges. Parking available No smoking, Campus Condos - Single, May/Summer, 7 minute walk, May/Summer Sublease At Hunters Ridge - 1 BR, male, $100. Cynthia, 433-4974. please. $200/mo. ♦ 1/3 utilities. Call la, (301)985-7881: lemale, call Robyn, 433-3356. Brge BR - Contemporary kitchen, W/D, backyard, lots work (301)983-8583 (machine). ■privacy, partially furnished. 6 blocks. Al utilities Madison Manor - Single, May/Summer, pool/courts, Mini-Storage Units - U-bck 8 keep key, 200 sq. ft Mfcded Available June 1st. $215 x 3 lemales. Phone $100. Jean, 433-0958. Dew Drop kin - Furnished rooms lo sublet lor $3S/mo. 15 mm. Irom campus 896-2915 day or evening. 1-1940 or 289-5055. May/Summer $10O/mo.. utilities Call Jay 432-1759. Northern Va. Graduating Seniors - Room available May 1 BR Apt. 1. Call soon. (703)685-7145. 4 BR - 2 lull baths, W/D, dose to campus. Can between 7 Month-to-month lease. Quiet 4 8.433-6751,433-1632. Lofts - 1 is stained ft. varnished, looks great. Call x4795. fliers. Like new Dutchmill Court May/Summer Sublet - Hunters Ridge, 5 BR, rent negotiable. 432-0144. Sublet May/Summer Session - 1 room. Squire HE Cal Government Sated Surplus Vehicles - Available Irom (4 blocks). $315. Available now. x4359 or 433-1274. $100!Ca«forimmei*ate nfo! (708)742-1142,8x1.5080. 434-2100. Renters Needed - Female non-smoker al OWe Mill. Cal Elizabeth. X4326. University Court Honda Scooter Spree - Cal Pal. 434-3751. ft M Heuae In City Limits - But with privacy. Appliances Beautifully furnished 4 BR Very Nice University Piece Condo - Fully lurnished, Women'e Schwirm 18 speed - Excellent condition. $75. tesjoad. Available 5/1/90. Cal 433-2080 alter 4 pm. townhouse for women. X7I06. microwave, lul W/O 433-5409 or 433-2527, Tracy. Pool, deck, AC, walking distance. Student Housing - Quaint, 4 BR, 2 bath in lourpleK. Quiet $95/Mo. - Summer only. 1, 2 or 3 BR available at Available August Great rent. Stained Loft With - Matching bookcase, chair. neighborhood with bus stop. Fully furnished. $215. very cheap. x5971. 740-8105 University Place. Fuly furnished. CaH Charlotte, «4063 or x6491,9to5. Kristin. x5967. Loft - Raises whole bed. no part unused. Booksnelf. towel 1 People Needed - To share an apt. al Campus Condos Condo - College Station, 4 BR Close lo JMU 8 shopping Summer Session - Hunters Ridge apt. available Rent rack, comer shelves, ladder Lightweight 5 pieces. $80 Cal Darren al 434-6531 (home) or 433-9287 (worii), 7:30 center. Just painted. W/0. $190Vmo Cal Steven, You haul. x53S8 - midnight, Monday - Thursday. negotiable Call Karen at 433-5273. 433-4805 or Mr. Allbright, (703)323-6697 Loft 8 Sofa - $20 each. You haul. Cal Jenn, x5358. 4 BR Available - For sublet at the new Hunters Ridge Apt - May - Jury. Minute walk to campus 433-5193 $120/Mo. - Campus Condos. summer sublet. 5 BR. 2 lownhouses. Summer months Price negotiable. Contact bath, lurnished, 5 mm walk to campus, call 433-2973. Commodore 64 Computer - Disk drive, Panasonic 432-8313 or 434-3917. Sublet For Summer - Campus Condos. $i30/mo Alice at 432-9943. _____ printer ft various software. Best offer. Scon. 433-1543, Cheap Rent - University Place. $169 4 BR. microwave evenings Sublet - Large lurnished room. Call Doug, Pat. 434-3751. 1079 Sublet - Summer only. Madison Gardens. $85/mo Cal Todd or Ethan, 434-0064 Last Chance To gat Vow JMU Apparel - Before Summer Sublet - Hunters Ridge Furnished. Rent summer. We print ft deliver almost al ol the t-shirts 8 College Station. Girls. Available Aug. 1. Fully $100/mo. Call Beth 433-7279. sweats. The T-shirt Guys. I 434-6411, day: 833-2708, night. 1 BR Apt Ottered For This Summer - Short 2-1/2 blocks Irom campus, 10 minute walk or less. Includes BR, Ashby Crossing - Greal place1 Furnished! Need to living & dining room, kitchen ft bathroom $2S0/mo Call Apple Compatible Computer System 8 Yamaha XS400 son Square Townhouse - 3 BR, 2-1/2 bath. sublet. May & summer. Price negotiable Cal Rachel. Kirk at 433-4882.597 Layman Ave., Apt. 14 motorcycle Keith, 433-1057. Tdeled. luHy lurnished, Need 4 grts to share at $175 433-6077. Lease begins Aug. 25th, Summer sublease Would You Like To Buy High Quality Audtephite Die also. Call colled (804)464-5304. 611S. Main Bsmt - May/Summer, $120/mo 432-0026 Female Roommates -611 S. Mam. Starts August. Call 434-2665 Equipmeni - «t res>. table prices? I sell brands such as May/Summer Sublease - Campus Condos, furnished 3 ummer - Hunters Ridge. Rent negotiable. Call Rotei, Laxman. Aragr l, Ceteslon, B 8 W. Sp-ca, Monster I at 432-0766 BR. Price negotiable. 433-9790. Cable etc. You can l ord a superior sounding system at Duke Garden Apt. - Available May - August for 1,2 or 3 reasonable prices Ca. (irk at 433-4882 Mars Ridge Townhouse - 2 living rooms, 4 BR, all Campus Condos - Summer sublet, great location! Call people. $10O/mo! Call Jen or Sig. 433-5243. pkances, quality Smokehouse furniture. Nicer than newl Marce. 432-9943. " 5 each. Cal 433-1333 evenings. Sublet - 1 BR in townhouse lor May 8 Summer lor only 3 Large BR Duplex $115/mo. Lots ol space 8 own BR. II interested call Linda at 433-3687. rs Ridge - Roommate needed For summer Own Large yard (we mow), lots of extras. Almost lurnished apt., W/D, microwave. Price very new. Very energy efficient. Port Rd., 1 mile onablel Greal locationl Call Amy, 434-3385. University Place - 3 BR, $200/mo. negotiable. Julie, past Howard Johnson's Restaurant. Available 433-5374. House - New kitchen, 2 lul baths, off-street June 1st. Lease/deposit. $480. 3 BR University Place - Unfurnished $175 each. August g, security light. 433-6156, Monday, Wednesday, 434-2100. ay, 9 am - 3 pm. - August. 433-3832 Loft - Greal condition, beautiful finish Call x7211. Gigantic Room - Great location & great price. For May Dresser, $40; wicker end tables, $35: microwave, $50: I Rooms Available In Townhouse - June 1 to Aug. 20. ft/or summer. Call Scott, 434-3279. Pertecl For 2 - Gingerbread Houset June-August. $120 fOO ♦ utilities. Call 433-3763. bar 8 stools, $40, twin bed. $50. Call 432-1909. Cheap - 3 BR. College Station. June - August, $i00vmo or best offer. Mamie or Andi, x4150. X5971, 433-6813. Bluestone Loft - Bookscase unit, shelves. Call Michelle. k>t». Close To Downtown - 10 blocks Irom campus, 3 Rooms - May/June/Juy. University Court. Pool! Call x5440. ebra, 434-6447. Campus Condos - 3 spaces May or Summer. $95/mo 433-8398 434-7695 Bluestone Loft - Good condition, sturdy, carpet too. ollege Station Townhouse - Fully lurnished lor 4, W/D, Room - Single parent. Graduation weekend. 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W/D, central air. 434-7956 evenings Loft - Unstained. $35. Cal Lisa. x4552. Page 46, The Breeze, Thursday, April 19, 1990

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