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The Student Government Association out active competition. Sophomore Victor BY ASHLEY MCCLELLAND the resolution that told the board spring election cycle ends today as stu- and campus it preferred the Lim also is running uncontested for the office SGA reporter -44 dents elect Class Council officers and of junior class vice president. Sophomore method of election for student n-p - select a student representative to the Katie Morse faces no official competition for The Student Government We need a voice at [the resentative that currently is used. Board of Visitors in a runoff race from last the position of junior dass secretary. Association debated several The second resolution was put week's major elections. Freshman Emily bills during its Tuesday meet- board], not a [board] forth an order to offer support for Many Class Council positions are uncon- Wilson also faces no ing, including one that attempt- hand-picked choice. JMU President Linwood Rose's tested. Without active applicants, write-in competition for the ed to create a new executive diversity plan. This HI Mai** votes will play a major factor in determining position of sophomore council position. — Ricardo Pineres that the SGA supports what Rose representatives to the class councils. dass vice president «atairiiw
Hidden talents manifest for a good cause ... JMU to name coach today
BY DREW WILSON senior writer The waiting game to see who will be hired as the new men's basketball coach will end today, according to Athletic Director Jeff Bourne "We should have a strong indication of that tomorrow," Bourne said Wednesday evening. ... AD-ioii'i'ii>'«i.iii i could morning or around
herty, w ho thoufrm be JMU's No I candidate, visited Harrisonburg Monday and Tuesday to meet with Bourne. Doherty left Tuesday to attend a prior DOHKRTY obligation. I source said. The Washington Post report- ed Wednesday that an agree- PtMcob) ment between JMU and KAraYN Doherty could come as early M WYS/YNSM fluff phnb>Knil>hrr day Bourne said Wednesday that JMU has yet to Above toft. Freshmen reign in pageant make .in offer to a candidate ReidGadzlaia However, several aoufces performs ror man class president Ryan Powell, who Schwartz and junior said Wednesday that JMU has more than 200 BY GEARY Cox Francheski formed the panel put an offer on the table tor students In the served as emcee. contributing writer DolH'rty, and the I.. Mr. Freshman Nine freshmen competed in the judges for the competition. competition Grafton-Stovall Theatre was packed pageant: Kenta Ferrin of Chesapeake After a group dance rou- working on a possible deal. JMU's list of candidates was Monday night. with more than 200 students Monday Hall. Reid Gadziala of Gilford Hall, tine that started the pag- Above right. night tor the Mr. Freshman competition. Reid Ganther of Garber Hall, Forrest eant, contestants moved nan-owed down to four coaches Johnny Reck The pageant pitted nine freshmen Hinton of Eagle Hall, Matthew to the swimwear segment. last week — Dot* i does a little against each other in a for-fun knockoff MacDougall of Hillside Hall, Johnny Highlights Tech assistant Dean k. number for the of the Miss America pageant. Reck of Spruce Hall, Aaron Stewart of included White's North Carolina State University Contestants competed in four categories Potomac Hall, John White of Gifford Corona Extra assistant Larry Hunter and Right, Reck Is — swimwear, talent, formalwear and a Hall and Kyle Wise of Garber Hall. bikini and Reck Clemson Universitv assistant crowned Mr. question-and-answer section — for the Reck was crowned Mr. Freshman, asking Powell to Ron Bradley. Over the weekend. Freshman. title of Mr. Freshman. Ferrin was named first runner up oil his back. Bourne said one candidat< Sponsored by the Freshman Class and Gadziala won the title of second The talent por- cut from the final list, which w as Council, the event raised money for runner-up. submitted to JMU Praakifnl Take Back the Night, according to fresh- Seniors Brian Nido and Jared ~ee FRESHMAN, page 5 Linwood Rose Monday see COACH, page 5 Coalition raises sexual abuse awareness Take Back the Night hosts speakers, performances, vigil, Clothesline Project
This was JMU's ninth year lenges while organizing Take teacher and has since started BY KATE THROO hosting the event. The program Back the Night was keeping it speaking to represent male vic- contributing writer has steadily grown since it start- personal, Bums said. Sexual tims of sexual abuse Take Back the Night, an ed and now includes about 80 abuse and domestic violence "Letting people hear a male event that involves raising coalition members at JMU who often are sensitive subjects and survivor speak can encourage awareness about domestic and had been planning this event it is imperative to create an others to come forward," he said. sexual abuse, hosted two speak- since late October environment on our campus "We hear about date rape and ers who discussed their experi- Bums said the event is an that allows understanding and what happens to women. We ences with abuse Tuesday night. evening that promotes the heal- healing, she added. have to understand that these lake Back the Night is a ing of assault victims and the Another goal of Take Back things happen to men, too." national event that allows stu- enlightenment of the community. the Night was to spread aware- Bavnard spoke about the dents and community mem- "This evening brings togeth- ness about the sexual abuse of importance ot providing sup- bers to pay tribute to sexual er courageous students and men. Jackson Baynard ('03) was port and understanding for vic- assault and domestic violence community members whose a speaker who focused on his tims. He stressed that it must be victims and raise awareness voices shed light on the violence experience with sexual abuse. understood that the victim is KATHRYN GARIAN'V.rutf |**'«i*>*" about these problems, accord- that men and women face every Baynard repeatedly was never to blame. ing to senior Erin Bums, Take day," she added. abused by his fourth and fifth tjTctothe.l!,r,C.Er ,*!n ,,,Kl*
TABLE OF ■ •-• U^IKM DUKE DAYS Events Calendar THURSDAY. APRIL 1 - SUNDAY. APRIL 4.2004 POLICE LOG BY LAUREN MCKAY NEWS Thursday, April 1 "Maybe Baby, It's You" will be in the Wilson Hall police log reporter Microsoft competition 3 Auditorium at 730 p.m. The off-Broadway hit covers Alpha Sigma Alpha sorority is having Alcohol Safety Spike Lee preview 3 romance from adolescence lo old age. Tickets are available in A JMU student reported the Awareness Week from March 29 to April 3 For information larceny of two removable doors Muslim Experience 3 Wilson Hall at the Masterpiece Season Box Office. For more on the week's events visit the commons or with zip-out windows and one Madison Historians 4 information or to reserve tickets call the Box Office at orgs jmu.eitu/ali>hasixmaalpha/ zip-out driver's side window Disability Awareness Week 4 X8-7000 from a car in R1 Lot between March 26 at 4 p.m. and March OPINION Kuad S Naeem. a Pakistani scholar pursuing his Ph.D. in Saturday, April 3 28 at 12:30 p.m. House editorial 7 Islamic studies at Duke University, will speak on "Sufism: WXJM presents the Mid-Atlantic College Radio Conference Darts & pats 7 The Mystical and Spiritual Tradition in Islam" in ISAT, room In other matters, campus police April 2 and 3 featuring more than 80 bands, discussion pan- House cartoon 7 159, at 7 p.m. report Ihe following: els and a Label Expo al various venues around campus and Breeze reader's view 7 Harrisonburg. The Warren Hall Box Office is selling $20 Property Damage From me wire 8 Friday, Apri12 weekend passes. For more information visit A JMU employee reported that Campus spotlight 8 www.jmu edu/wxjm/macwck an unknown person(s) broke a WXJM presents Ihe Mid-Atlantic College Radio Conference mirror in the Food Services April 2 and 3 featuring more than 45 bands, discussion pan- Warehouse between March 19 LEISURE "Maybe Baby, It's You" will be in Wilson Hall Auditorium at els and a Label Expo at various venues around campus and at 4 p.m. and March 20 at 4 Crossword 10 7:30 p.m. The off-Broadway hit covers romance from adoles- Harrisonburg The Warren Hall Box Office is selling $20 p.m. Horoscopes 10 cence to old age. Tickets are available in Wilson Hall at the weekend passes. For more information Masterpiece Season Box Office. For more information or to Petty Larceny visit www.jmueilu/wxjm/nuicrock. FOCUS reserve tickets, call the box office at x8-7000. A JMU student reported that a All in good time 11 soda machine in McGraw-Long Hall had been broken into and STYLE various parts had been removed H makes cents 13 March 28. Reel reflections: Taking Lives* 13 Submitting events to the Contact Lauren at motny/m two days prior to the issue date you would like your event Number of drunk in public DUKE DAYS Evwvts Calendar to be published Please try to limit the event description to no more than 50 words charges since Aug. 25: 71 Maybe Bab/ preview 13 MACRoCk preview 14 Al things literary 15
SPORTS FUN FACT Wes Heinel larewell column 17 of the Day Brad Richards farewell column 17 CORRECTIONS NFL off-season action 17 Is Maurice Clarett immature? 17 Inmusic.a ■ John Alexander Golden won the position of vice president of Administrative Affairs and was reported incorrectly in The Breeze March 29. In HEMISEMIDEMIOUAVER WEATHER addition, Brendan Travis was incorrectly reported Today as a junior when he is actually a freshman. Showers is a sixty-fourth High 51 Low 38 ■ Andrew Boryan's name was misspelled in the graphic on the front page of the March 29th issue Sunday of The Breeze. note. Few Showers 52/35
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'Terrorists hate everything i Team makes air travel safer this alliance stands for." JMU students create new level of security at transportation hubs. GEORGE W. BUSH president, United States of America Set stery belew NEWS Se* stery below 1 ■•fcVrtiyiKMl Discussing the 'Muslim Experience Latino Student Alliance offer* dance classes Panel shares with students The Latino Student Alliance will give dance les- sons to students Saturday meaning of growing up April 3. from 8 to 12 p.m. in PC Ballroom. Muslim in modern America Lessons will include how According to McCall, Ramadan, a to dance the salsa, merengue BY DAVID ALLEN and bachata. holy month during which Muslims contributing writer are required to fast from sunrise to The group also will be serving food. As part of the "Illuminating Islam" sunset, was especially difficult for her because she participates in track, To get in, students must forums, a student panel of six JMU Muslim pay $3 with their JAC cards, students explained what it was like to be a volleyball and basketball. Fasting for an entire month and all others $5. Muslim in today's world. became difficult because of the For more information e- The first question posed to the panel by mtxierator Jacob Kinnard. professor of reli- extreme workouts in college sports mail guzmancx. gion and philosophy, was, "What does it and at certain points, focusing just UPB accepting applicants mean to be a Muslim?" on sports became a viable option, Sentiments of many panel members but McCall held on and is glad that for student film festival were echoed by sophomore Shirley she did so."Where my team grew McCall, who said that a strong relation- physically, I had definitely grown The University Program ship with God lent the panelists peace mentally," McCall said. Board is hosting a student and room for growth through the The Koran dictates praying five times film festival. acknowledgement of fault and realiza- a day and, in many Islamic nations, the The films will be shown tion of faith. times for prayer are announced on loud- April 22 at 7 p.m. in "Islam means so much," McCall said. speakers in the streets. Grafton-Stovall Theatre. "When I'm down, the Koran lifts me up, In America, many of the panel mem- The competition is open gives me answers. My ultimate goal is to bers said growing up with prayer to all students and entry be a better Muslim; it's my world." seemed like a chore, but, as adults, they forms can be picked up in Freshman Samier Mansur said the had grown to love prayer as a sense of Taylor Hall, room 234. discipline was often tough to handle, redemption and peace. Entries are due by March especially in the college setting, but "Prayer is my highest point of 29 to UPB. said, "It's taking the harder path to spirituality," Hafez said. "It is my prepare your soul for the end." meeting time with God." UREC practicum/intern Islam functions as a "common sense" Since Sept. 11, Islamic culture has applications due today guide to life that aids in making every- been heavily scrutinized by the majori- day decisions, Mansur added. ty of American media outlets, according University Recreation's Many of the speakers, having grown to junior Farrah Khan. practicum/intern deadline up in the Middle East, said it was easier to Such common portrayals have for May session is today. grow up in communities where Islam is strong impact on daily life for the Applications for positions the norm, and that definite cultural con- Muslim students, she added. in the following areas are trasts existed between those of Islamic Junior Babar Hashmi said, "When available: adventure/out- and Western nations, especially in a post- I see Muslims portrayed in that radi- door programs, aquatics and Sept. 11,2001, America. cal and so called 'fundamentalist' safety programs, computing ( \knl\\ W\I.ShRAm0/«to*
Groups dedicate week to disability awareness Student historians BY EMILY GRAHAM glimpse into the lives of cation professor I hervl "(The audience] will, hope- contributing writtr people with disabilities and, Beverly spoke to a group of fully, leave with an apprecia- restorate Montpelier hopefully, enable everyone students at the College Center tion of the impact a disability Disability Awareness to appreciate different es about the Americans with has on 'everyday' function- Week's events were kicked off and value uniqueness," said Disabilities Act. These two ing, and be more open to the to original condition with laughter. senior Sarah Boshi ,i spe- laws pertain to people with issues of access for persons Comedian Will Marfori, cial education major. disabilities in the United with disabilities." BY JENNIFER GROVES seen throughout the house." born with cerebral palsy, Marfori loves making States. These two acts are "If [Disability Awareness Upon completion, the home performed for about X people laugh and has used meant to make life for those Week] is all we do, then I contributing writer will consist of Its original brkk people Mond.iv in the humor to add normalcy to with disabilities easier think the effectiveness is Students from JMU's histori- exterior, instead of the painted Wilson Hall Auditorium. his lite As a self-proclaimed short-lived," Beverly said. cal society, the Madison peach panel visitors see today The booking WAS 1 joint "class clown," he was inte- "It's the same as with any Historians, volunteered at The entire third floor of trie effort of the University grated into the regular class. a diversity issue — if it's not James Madison's Montpelier on mansion will be torn down for Program Board, the Council room growing up, but integrated into all aspects of Saturday to discover clues for historical accuracy and parts ot for Exceptional Children always lell left out. Now he You probably have education or life, it doesn't restoration of the current build- the back of the house will be and Best Buddies makes his disability a part more in common have much impact" ing to its original structure. demolished. Some doors and Cerebral palsv, or t P, is ,i Oi Ins |hoM To make JMU students "We had a really good time windows taken from the origi- condition caused bv dam.ice Although Marfori makes with people with more aware of the impacts working with the staff at nal home and added to the h) the brain during birth that many jokes about himself, he of disabilities, there also Montpelier," junior Amanda modem additions will be placed .nil-it. bod) movement and also takes time to teach his disabilities. was a simulation and infor- Fox said. "They taught us a lot back into James Madison's por- muscle coordination, accord- audience about diversity. "The mation booth set up in about the different artifacts we tion of the house. ing to mrw.ucp.org. According point of my show is |to -WiilMtrfori Warren Hall throughout were discovering — a small to Marfori, he li.is learned to demonstrate] that you proba- tragedian the week. Senior Jen piece of bone or pottery can tell laugh at life and live with his bly have more in common Wutka, a member of Best so much about the past." _66 disability in the spotlight with people with disabilities 99 Buddies who worked at the The members worked "I think it s gnat |th.il I than those without," he said. simulation booth, said that with professional archeolo- The clues we found came during Disability Taylor Kennedy, director of Through simulations, such it was "very educational gists who search for clues Awareness Week) I hope peo- Issues and Cultural as tying people's feet together and informative." into the life of James helped to display ple got more out of [die show | Awareness, was enthusiaslic and asking them to cross the "(Disability Awareness Madison. They scrubbed than just comedy," he Mid about bringing Marfori to JMU room (which represented a Week| is effective for the small rocks, sifted through things such as dishes Several JMU organiza- because disabilities is an issue deficient range of motion), she JMU campus, but would 1 bits of clay and witnessed used and food tions collaborate to 1m leaea that JMU is faced with. tried to emulate what it may be like to involve more JMU parts of the house being ■« Irenes! of disabilities I ii ..ll-ility Awareness Week is like to have a disability. students and organizations among students and (acuity. taken apart brick by brick. they cooked. realK Important and needs to "My goal is to raise in the process jnext year]" The bricks, as well as doors, I In week's activities be addressed in more depth.' awareness for the non-dis- 1 cigh Bucklev, a member will provide a realistic- Tuesday night, special edu- windows, glass, and parts of — Mill-can Pierce abled population, she said ofCEC.said ' the roof will be restored back Madison Historian ronrta to their original condition 95 "We worked with the arche- ologisrs to uncover bits and pieces of the former Madison "The last du Pont owner of TEAM: Group advances NATO: Nations work mansion, Mount Pleasant, Mid Montpelier willed for the house TEAM, from page 3 junior Morgan Pierce, Madison to return to its original structun' group is working to improve Historian member. bers arc looking forward to the project for other competi- NATO, from page.? and donated $10 million for that Reagan-era anti-Soviet "The clues we found purpose," Fox said. future competitions tion. One of the criteria was to make the group as a rhetoric. "When NATO "We're moving on to the for it to be a feasible ide.i. .nul helped to display things such The legacy of modern whole more sympathetic to M,i- lounded, the people of as the dishes used and food international |lnslitute of nOM paopta are interested in U.S. foreign policy. The additions and renovations these seven nations were they cooked," she said. will not be forgotten, since ,i Electrical and Electronics putting it out there. We arc- seven nations, for example, captives to an empire." On Oct. 20, 2003, the large portion of the visitor's Engineers, Inc| contest looking into possibilities and backed Bush's move toward The alliance's growing called (Computer Society Irving to get it into produc- Montpelier Foundation center will be devoted to war in Iraq early last year, nister has been eyed warily announced its plans to com- International Design tion," Blake said. even as original NATO changes to the mansion. by Russia, which also pletely restore the mansion Members of the Madison Competition] and we re The Windows ChallengF members France and expressed alarm at NATO's also entering in the Imagine is a competition designed to its original settings when Historians volunteer two Germany opposed him. first expanskm in 19W when James Madison owned the Cup contest," Creasy said. to advance excellence in Bush pointedly noted Saturdays per semester at the alliance welcomed the home in the 1820s. Madison's home in Orange JMU and 15 other teams computer science and com- in his remarks that all Czech Republic, Hungarv from the Microsoft Windows puter engineering educa- The students also were given "Talking to people who seven nations are playing and Poland. a special tour of the grounds ChallengF will go move 00. tion. Students work in supporting roles for U.S.- have devoted their lives to NATO Secretary and a portion of the basement putting the pieces of this puz- [Ml s winning entry will groups to design proto- led military operations in General Jaap de Hoop compete again April 23, at the type! that will enhance where the slaves dwelled. zle together really opened my Iraq or Afghanistan. Scheffer told reporters "When we weren't busy at I MIX Una I Report Selection human safety. "They understand our Monday that fighter eyes to the practical uses of work, we were able to see where history in a field such as Should they win, the JMU The CSIDC works to cause in Afghanistan and planes would begin "air the food was prepared," sopho- archeology," said club mem- team will advance to the emphasize teamwork in the in Iraq because tyranny for polking* over the Baltic more Frin Brunner said. ber Aisander Duda. World finals June 27 in design, implementation and them is still a fresh memo states at the moment Washington, D.C. testing of ,i computer-based "The servants had a separate "It really made the history rv," said Bush, whose state- their NATO membership set of stairs and walkways According to Blake, the technology system nu'iits included a dose of took effect. come alive seeing some of the designed so they wouldn't be artifacts first hand." THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 2004 I THE BREEZE I 5 ABUSE: SGA: Senate rejects diversity bill SGA, from page 1 the SGA and the student body more class president. Survivors Culture" coordinator when it came to certain issues According to Parliamentarian This person would be in the student body and adminis- Michael Dickie, the Senate could charge of addressing issues fac- tration found important, such as not create the position, but could ing the campus, and assisting diversity or parking. only express its support for or speak out students and administrators in The Senate did not pass the against creating a new execu- handling the most important bill by one vote. The Senate tive position. Trie creation of a ARVSE.from page 1 issues at (MU, according to jun- was split on the issue 26-26, new position is left up to the ior I .uirrn Broussard, the and the speaker, senior Matt executive council. Sophomore Ashley Bullard, a diversity affairs committee Benjamin, voted against the Student Body President elect volunteer for Take Back the head who wrote the bill. bill with the tiebreaker vote. Tom Culligan said the new exec- Night, said this cause has helped The coordinator would help The Senate had some issues utive council will consider creat- her regain power over her life. compile programs and publicize with the bill, including that ing the position even though the "Take Back the Night was a events. He or she would help the duties for the position Senate voted against it. chance tor survivors and their improve SGA's relationship already seemed to be covered The other two bills updat- supporters to speak out,"she with the administration, and be by the diversity affairs com- ed the SGA bylaws so they said. "It is also a wake up call for a liaison between SGA and the mittee according to sopho- were consistent with other many as well. It makes the issue administration and also between more Wesli Spencer, sopho- documents. more human." Senior Kara Farley said Take Back the Night is impor- tant for JMU students because sexual assault has happened COACH: Doherty a possibility on this campus. T think it's something all COACH, from page 1 planned, he said a press confer- BefOM taking the UNC job, students should see because it Bourne declined to name ence would not take place until Doherty coached at the raises awareness about things which candidate did not make next week after the Final Four, University of Notre Dame, that have happened on this cam- the final cut. which concludes Monday night. where he led the Fighting Irish to pus, and it is a reflection of fel- Although Doherty is the only "I'm not sure at this a 22-15 record. Hunter and KATH.YNWYSZYNSKlM,/tff*..f.»«rti/>*«-- low students dedicating them- known candidate that visited point," Bourne said in refer- Keener are thought to be the FnMhman Reld Gadztala was second runner-up In the selves to this cause," Farley said. Harrisonburg this week. Bourne ence to when a press confer- other two coaches that made Mr. Freshman competition held Monday night. Burns expressed her grati- said he has talked with the oth- ence might take place. "I'll Bourne's final cut. tude for all that were involved ers on the list. know more tomorrow." Hunter is in his second season in Jhis event "\ have touched base with Doherty coached at the as an assistant coach at North FRESHMAN: "With help, we are abk' to Mdl Of the candidates," he said. University of North Carolina for Carolina State. Keener, meanwhile, raise awareness about sexual Bourne said he wanted to hire three seasons before resigning is enjoying the success of Georgia assault and violence and take a a new coach before the Final Four, last year. He led UNC to a 5M3 Tech's run to the Final Four. Pageant raises step toward ending sexual which tips off Saturday in San record, but failed to reach the For any breaking news on crimes against women .irul Antonio, Texas. If an announce- NCAA Tournament in two of his fMU's coaching search, visit men," Bums said. ment is made tomorrow as three years in Chapel Hill, N.C. www.thebreeze.org. more than $700 FRESHMAN, from page 1 more than a month for tion of the competition diner routine-. Mid stag- followed and included ing. Keck said. an interpretive ribbon White, who did not dance by Ferrin and place, said, "It was a Wise's rendition of dynamic experience. Tenacious D's "Gently." Everyone was cool, so Check us out ONLINE! Scores were tabulated we had a great time at immediately following practices " the formalwear section The Mr. Freshman pag- and the question-and- eant raised over $700 for answer period. Take Back the Night, "Everyone did a great Powell said. Take Back the job," said Reck, who Night, which is sponsored admitted that his per- by the Women's Resource formance of "Part of Center, "continues the Their World" from the effort to end violence www. thebreeze. org motion picture "The against women," according Little Mermaid" was his to an informational flyer strongest section. released by the WRC. "All the guys wen- real Fix more information on ly funny, down-to-^arth lake Back the Night and people," he added. other related events, visit the The contestants prac- WRC's Web site at ticed once a week for uximjmiLatuAtvmeiisrrsource.
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With rain in the forecast today and Unlike most of my peers at JMU, I through the weekend, JMU should have always maintained that cultural pay attention because it is the source diversity is not as important as of much displeasure for students. diversity of opinion.
SM bMM Mlkortel MM OPINION SM column below ■ Breeze Reader's View HOUSE EDITORIAL JMU needs diversity of perspectives first ArjunSharma demic and intellectual Since I arrived in the environment should be United States, there have developed to bring out indi- been many issues that have vidual perspectives rather intrigued me; however, my than highlight group per- overriding concern as far spectives. This leads me to as the JMU community has the second and most impor- been with the lack of intel- tant issue that I wish to lectual exchange. My col- address — the overall intel- leagues have blamed this lectual climate of JMU. on the lack of diversity on )MU is a community campus. But, being a divided into two very dis- minority student myself, I tinct fiefdoms; the first is do not think that the lack of that of the faculty, the sec- diversity, per se, is the ond is that of the students. issue. In the United States, The classroom is analogous the word diversity is to a tedious tribal council, almost always correlated where certain academic rit- with color; it has become uals are carried out after such an overused and over- which the two parties retire ly discussed issue that peo- to their own sanctuaries. ple no longer realize what For four years, this tedious the term denotes. Unlike process continues until the most of my peers at JMU, 1 students are provided with have always maintained a diploma that serves as that cultural diversity is evidence of their participa- not as important as diversi- tion while the faculty returns ty of opinion. to its normal schedule. Therefore, the only prospect of growth for the two feif- Rain, rain, go away, JMU wants to play doms lies within the con- ...when it comes to fines of their intellectual We live in the climate equivalent of around campus for persons who feel A covered walkway should be boundaries. These bound- intellectual matters, ciru's. .is I understand, are Dante's limbo. The weather in they are in danger, there should be ways extended from Bluestone Drive to ISAT Harrisonburg, in any given week, fluc- culture does not play grade-point average for students to avoid the harassment rain brings. to facilitate a dryer travel option for and research/tenure for tuates between 80 degrees and sunny The biggest qualm most students students making the pilgrimage to and as much of a role as professors. Both of these I to 40 degrees and pouring rain. It has have about bad weather is the closure from the science super center. The agree are important from a been raining so much in the past few of the gravel lots. In wet weather, walkway could be constructed on the the individual's own practical point of view, how- days that it's rumored computer sci- these lots fill up with water and side closest to Interstate 81 to prevent perspective on subjects. ever, if we really sit down to contemplate the true essence ence majors have abandoned their become unusable or swamp the cars the covered walkways from interfering computer programs and have started of an education, then we will that were parked in the originally dry with the aesthetic beauty of the cam- discover that these bound- working on a large wooden boat. Snow gravel lot, which creates pandemoni- pus. More canopies and overhangs aries are only superficial. is the winner of the weather beauty um. Commuters return to the lot to should extend over walkways so that Being a spectator to the I came to the United pageant with its good-natured, sugary- see their windshields capable of students could wait outside of build- great American social States for an education, not milieu, I have noticed that white smile. Rain, on the other hand, is being used as a water slide into the ings for friends without a deluge of in the classroom, but from for all of the differences the experience. I could have snow's ugly stepsister who always vied pool that developed from the once- water pelting them. minority groups in the learned accounting or for attention, but never quite received it. existent parking lot Paving these lots When the weather is bad, the din- United States proport to international affairs back in This dilemma is evidenced by the presents a bit of a conundrum because ing halls are also packed with would- highlight, when it comes to India and graduated with way JMU has gone about solving its some of them are leased to JMU — not be outdoor diners Ohall is crammed intellectual matters, cul- the same level of expertise; respective weather problems. When being owned by the university. because students are less inclined to ture does not play as much what attracted me to the it snowed, the maintenance staff It seems that JMU should be able grab lunch to-go. A covered patio of a role as the individual's United States was its liber- own perspective on sub- al arts education. I had spent hours plowing the campus to work something out with the lots' wrapping around the Chick-Fil-A jects. This undeniably heard from my friends who streets and sidewalks and then pep- owners to pave them — the local entrance to Market One would pro- might be, but is not neces- already were studying in pered the pavement with industrial economy is more pumped up on stu- vide some outdoor eating availability sarily, a function of their other colleges in the United salt. Dining Services allowed stu- dents' dollars than Barry Bonds is on when the weather is rainy. cultural background. For States about the open intel- dents to use Dining Dollars to pur- steroids. A stronger effort needs to be Rain, simply put, is unpleasant. instance, I was born and lectual climate that exists chase sleds at PC Dukes for $5. This taken to make the gravel lots more Just because it is not as noticeable as brought up in India — I in American universities. don't necessarily relate *o My friends would recount is how the princess of the weather functional during inclement weather. snow does not mean that it should be the Indians who have Nvn experiences where they family should be treated. But, JMU Putting covered shelters by the ISAT overlooked. Sure, many students have brought up in Amcru.i. I would go out with profes- leaves the runt of the litter — rain — and Miller Hall bus stops also is a umbrellas, but how many have those view them as Americans; sors to coffee shops and fending for itself simple service the university could really big ones that keep even their they are no different as far discuss philosophical sub- With rain in the forecast today and provide to the students. The shelters backpacks dry? Rain is one of the as perspective is concerned jects. I was absolutely taken through the weekend, JMU should pay would prevent students from getting unwelcome character traits that ushers from their white, Hispanic aback by from this notion of attention because it is the source of on the bus looking like they had just or black counterparts who intellectual glasnost and in spring March is barely over, but it come from the same wniv- much displeasure for students. Much made up my mind to apply been playing on the makeshift water- seems this year the April showers conomic strata. like the security blue lights positioned slides in the gravel lots. applied for early admission to JMU To really address the see DIVERSITY, page B issue of diversity, the aca-
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Keith Muth Katlin Bradley IANB i» « OQMBB i .™i(Mm«(***-.*■»" Matt Uvena Jessi Bavolack senior, SMAD major sophomore, kinesiology major senior. SMAD major junior, studio arts/graphics design major If you had to be haunted by a ghost, whose would it be, and why? DIVERSITY: JMU seeks ways for student, professors to grow together
DIVERSITY, from ftgl 7 exchange, their views seemed .litterenccs. I fee! that the and professors could interact prised if there \-> an alternate to a liberal arts college in America. more or less ixwrtogeneous. Solution to the problem is would greatly facilitate this. Taylor Down Under where Alas, when I arrived here. m\ iVspite these constraints. more practical than philo- pfOOttt I .im always baffled the faculty relaxes. My point romantic fantasies of intellectual I decided not to be deterred sophical. Starting from the as to how expertly the profes- is that the existence of paral- nirvana wen? destroyed by the and set out to seek inter.K grassroots, 1 believe that the sors managed to eat lunch lel universes is not conducive ... / decided not to be drudgery of academic work, tion with my professors. I am first step the university without being seen or heard to intellectual growth of both deterred and set out compounded by the fact that glad I did, because some of should take to facilitate I Perhaps there is an under- parties. 1 feel that these fief- most of the time my opinions on the most insightful perspec- healthier intellectual envi- ground chamber in the hal- doms should join hands to form to seek interaction everything stuck out like a son? tives on subjects 1 have been ronment is to dilute the phys- lowed portals of Wilson Hall a community that can give thumb from the others. Most of exposed to were a direct ical boundaries that are in where all the professors dine those poseurs in Charlottesville with my professors... my fellow classmates were from result of these discussions. place I or example, having a in order to avoid the "pesti- a run for their money. the same area and because of the The question now arises common dining time orue oi lent! that is the (MU stu- Arjun Sharmais a BMfar lack of a platform for intellectual as to how to reconcile these twice a week where students dents. I would not be sur- accounting major.
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Every year at about this time, col- to make the 45-minute commute daily lege seniors become anxious. from her home in Shenandoah instead Finally, after four years of of staying on campus. exams and late-night study sessions, it "I really felt comfortable, and I enjoyed < ^ is time for each to face the real world. being here," Gravett said of the program. There are many preparations to make It was there that Gravett learned and many friends to tell goodbye. But, about the BIS program, which provides for one JMU senior, graduation in May a formal education to those who have - ?m means more than just invitations and been out of college for at least three resume. To her, graduating college years. 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"Maybe, Baby, It's You" is coming to the Wilson Hall Auditorium Friday and Saturday at 7:30 pm The show is a comedy about different relationships and levels of romance, and was hailed by Thf Philadelphia Inquirer as "a fresh and funny look at romantic relationships" January 16,2001 Jerry Weaver, executive assistant to the dean of the College of Arts and Letters, brought the show to JMU and Students learn art of travel on budget described it as "fast-paced" and "funny." He points to the fast-pace as something which director of Issues and countries in four months ing, doing yard work or keeps the play interesting. BY TRACY HACKER The off-Broadway traveling contributing writer Cultural Awareness, said and spent only $1,000, being a nanny, a traveler she thought White's pro- including airfare can repay them for their show features actors Marc Economical, inexpen- gram would be helpful "I never fail to get kindness without actually Diraison and Keely Sheehan in sive and free—these wads because, "students love to looks of disbelief," giving them money. 14 scenes about love involving mean a lot to any college travel, and many go to White said. In the end. White various male-female matches, student living on a tight Europe over spring and While made many sug- explained it is important to ranging from adolescents in a budget. For students who summer breaks." gestions for obtaining inex- remember that regardless science class to a divorced elder- plan on traveling abroad, pensive or even free trans- of your method of travel, as ly couple at their grandson's those words are important portation. He believes that long as you form relation- soccer game, according to when nuking decisions 4 6- "half the fun of traveling is ships with people "you're www.maybebabyilsyou net In concerning travel arrange- how you get there." One of (going to) have a great time each scene, love triumphs in ments, living accommoda- the travel options he no matter where you go " some way. For example, an eld- tions and food expenses emphasized was "getting Sophomore Katie erly divorced couple meeting World traveler Gil /'// have to learn picked up," meaning either Adams was shocked by again at their grandson's soccer While addressed many of by hitchhiking on the side many of While's experi- game instills hope for love in the budget any issues that to trust people if of the highway, or by stop- ences in Europe and in the viewer of the play, who sees students face when travel- ping people at g^s stations other continents, from a chance for the couple to rekin- ing in foreign countries I'm [going] to use and asking them for rides hitchhiking to skydiving to dle an old flame. during his presentation any of his cheap He said that 'looking clean- finding free resting places He also added that Tuesday night, "Europe on cut is everything" when try- at police stations. "I can't Entertainment Events Inc. the pro- 84 Cents a Day " White pro- travel tips. ing to get picked up for a believe he made it back in ducers of the show, also produced vided many unconvention- nde While explained that if one piece," Adams said. "Late Nile Catechism," part of the al and cost-effective ways Evan Schwartz you do not look dean-cut, Senior Evan Schwartz Masterpiece Season Encore Series to travel across Europe and senior people are less likely to also was a bit leery of performed in January. other continents. His tips want to give you a ride. some of White's travel "Maybe, Baby, It's You" orig- encouraged students to While also expressed advice. "I'm not sure that inally was performed by cre- make lasting memories the importance of showing hitchhiking and rooming ators Shari Simpson and Charlie while traveling without gratitude to those who with random Yugoslavian Shaman, but gained star power coming home to credit card White started out his help with travel, provide a peasants is such a good in 2002 when former "Beverly debt that could last equally presentation by telling the meal or offer a place to idea," he said. 'I'll have to Hills 90210" heartthrob Tori as long as one's trip. audience about his own sleep. He suggested that learn to trust people if I'm Spelling took on the female role, Junior Taylor Kennedy, inexpensive travels. While by doing odd jobs for these Igoing) to use any of his according to the Los Angeles University Program Board in Europe, he saw 30 individuals, such as cook- cheap travel tips." Times on February 1,2002. Some students, like sophomore Sophia Moradi. are attracted to the show's concept because it is about a subject everyone can relate lo. "I think it will be very enter- taining and expose the wide range of relationships that exist in our society," Moradi said. "I'm sure many students would be able to relate to some of the relationship types." Tickets are on sale at the Masterpiece Season Box Office in Wilson Hall, room 105 Tickets are pneed at $20 for JAC card holders and those 60 years old and above, $22 for standard tick- ets and $18 for children under 12 years old The box office is open Monday to Fnday from noon to 4pm. For more information or tickets, call x8-7000, or on the Masterpiece Series Web site OM/./miiofii/MiislfniifCT. 'Taking Lives' lacks mystery but still produces chills BY TRICIA FRENVILLE has been killing others and One of the major downfalls would have made this movie the man is upset by the presence senior writer stealing their identities since of the movie is its treatment of stand out Instead, it falls into the of a powerful female. adolescence. James Costa TAKING LIVES" Jolie's character Recently, female category of every other film What the movie did not lack As a chill-inducing creepy (Ethan Hawke, "Training STARRING: detectives have been portrayed made about a female detective. was unpredictable plot twists. movie, D.J. Caruso's ("The Day") is the police depart- ANGELINA 101J1 in movies as stoic, unfeeling and James, however, is an The trailer guarantees that the Salton Sea") new film ment's newest asset — he's AND ETHAN HAWKE unlovable creatures having been extremely fascinating character, audience still will not figure out "Taking Lives" excels. As a the only man alive to ever see irreversibly scarred by the job and Hawke does a tremendous the ending until it happens — sophisticated new take on a the murderer almost to the RATED: R they chose A prime example of job with this role James is, at and it was right. The ending murder mystery, however, point of recognition RUNNING TIME: this is Ashley Judd's character in times, both creepy and charming leaves audiences baffled and the movie falls short. After Costa's arrival, 103 MINUTES the movie "Kiss the Girls," or The audience wonders constantly shocked — a good finish to a Angelina Jolie ("Lara Croft "Taking Lives" then progress- Sandra Bullock in "Murder by whether he truly is good or evil movie that needed something to Tomb Raider the Cradle of es into a typical chase, where Numbers" Keifer Sutherland ("Phone make it unforgettable. Life") plays special agent the detectives remain one step llleana is no different. She Booth") makes a small appear- nieana Scott, a hardened detec- behind the killer throughout W% spends her time alone and is ance in the film, and his contri- Movie tive who comes to Quebec City the movie, falling into various unflinching to blood and gore bution is typical of his usual REVIEW KEY to help the local police solve a plot twists and surprises the fact that the trailers for the enough to not be moved by pic- characters, he plays a character • •••• Qoint»iK»m*mm series of related murders Local along the way. movie gave the scene away tures of dead bodies or by lying whose unseemliness and evil- detective Paquette (Olivier The film starts off with excite- However, the use of grotesque in an open grave to get a feeling ness seems assured • ••• CiraamowVVtrtitl Martinez, "SWAT") It ment and suspense, as it displays images and scenes becomes over- about a murder suspect. In fact Martinez's role is rather MSSSJMfMS. begrudgingly paired with Scott, a particularly brutal scene from done, as IDeana covers her hotel she even wants to remain emo- minor, but effective as a cocky, • •« Vfetxtanoauoftr whose involvement he consid- the past when the serial killer room with pictures of the dead tionless, having avoided relation- chauvinistic detective insulted jcGntoiScS ers to be unnecessary. begins his reign of murders. The bodies, presumably to inspire her ships with men by wearing a by the presence of this American «« 9oJdi— l.i<»I Together the team investi- impact of this scene — when the to solve the case At one point, she wedding band even though she woman Again, there was noth- gate murders that they suspect killer kicks a boy into an oncom- even ears dinner across from a is single. A different portrayal of a ing .irigin.il about this element WtoaxnMd* QfteBn> were committed by a man who ing truck — is not even lost by picture of a mutilated corpse woman in a detective's role of the plot — as in other movies, ■■ 14 THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, APRIL 1. 2004 Jmi Independent bands to be exposed Killing the mood Overdose on new Spears'video this weekend at annual MACRoCk stirs controversy, heated debates BY ERIN LI I "Independent music is metal at the Godwin Gym. staff writer |do-it-yourself|, where the hip-hop at The Pub and blue- BY KIM MOREAU official Web site explains label is there to put out (ij-> ■!' ihe 1 utieGrille. -6 6— The Reveille that the apparent overdose Over III) bands ranging artists' music because they Saturday night showcases was meant to be an acci- from punk rock to hip-hop loi 1 it, not to make a ton of include punk rock at Godwin Independent music is Britney Spears' latest video dent. The statement said will b<- showcased this money," Dering said in Sinclair Gymnasium, rock at [do it yourself] where is causing a firestorm of contro- "Britney Spears was weekend il the eighth annu- "When booking, 1 was look- The Pub, hardcore at the versy before it has even been uncomfortable with these al Mid-Atlantic College ing for stuff that I felt had College Center, country at the label is there to filmed, and its not for the rea- treatments due to the Radio Conference. The more ideology behind the Little Grille, techno at Dave's son viewers might expect. potential for a fictional acci- events will be sponsored bv music because the whole Taverna and mellow rock at the put out artists music According to MTV.com. the dental occurrence to be mis- the student-run radio Ita- point of the independent Court Square Theater. because they love it... script for Spears' next video interpreted as a suicide." tion, WXJM. according to community is to be different The rock show at did not feature scantily clad The video is to be directed senior luirtin Bridgewatei trom the mainstream." Godwin Hall Saturday — Peter Dering gyrations but rather what by David LaChappelle, whose the MACRoCk coordinator According to Bridgewatcr. night will feature Profuse senior appeared to be the singer suc- surreal photographs and videos "MACRoCk was started bv MACRoCk now places more n, one of the biggest acts to cumbing to suicide are often considered by many college deejays in 1W to bring emphasis on the music as attend the conference this In a video treatment people to be amtroversi.il together cofleag radio stations opposed to when the confer- year according to senior which was leaked to The debate continues over in the Mid-Atlantic region. ence was first started. Kimberly Deaton, also in MTV.com, "F.verytime," to be whether the original video Bridgcwater aid "The bands are chosen charge of booking bands for independent businesses, artists directed by David script was an artistic expres- MACRoCk will span Friday based upon current industry the conference. The band and booking agents. LaChappelle, was going to sion or a dangerous endorse- and Saturday in various ven- hype, such as bands you hear has been featured on the "You should see [MACRoCk) follow Spears and a ment of suicide. ues across Harrisonburg and people talk about and that get covers of Spin and Rolling boyfriend through a run-in Opponents of the video on the )MU campus About III at least once while you're at (air play on college radio, or Stone magazines JMU," I Xviiim said. "Ifs one of with the paparazzi. After a feared Spears' portrayal of sui- different genres will be repre- bands that we read about in Deaton said that the band the biggest events of its type, and scuffle with photographers cide could possibly push some sented through the showcases, magazines that are getting is performing only two shows we're really fortunate to have it while trying to check in to viewers the edge. according to Hrkigewater. press," he said. this spring, one in California here in Harrisonburg." their hotel room, the couple Ingrid Rudh, a junior at MM Rot k is ■ way bi In addition to these 60 and one in Harrisonburg. Tickets to MACRoCk can finally makes it inside, but Lousiana State University, independent bands to gain recruited bands, 700 other Panel speakers will be be purchased at the Warren only to get into an argument. said she does not see the artis- exposure and is .1 stepping bands applied to perform featured Saturday from noon Hall Box Office for $20 for a Spears then overdoses on tic justification of the video. stone for their careers, by submitting their demos. to 6:30 p.m. in various rooms full weekend pass, $12 for pills, or at k'ast it is made to "I would think she according to BridgewaHr. However, there only were in Taylor Hall, including top- Friday shows only and $15 for appear that way. shouldn't Icommit suicide in Senior Peter Dining, who 45 spots to be filled, accord- ics ranging from "Booking Saturday shows only. Tickets Through a series of chop- her video], because even if it was in charge of booking- ing to Bridgewatcr and Promoting Shows" to allow admission to any of the py camera shots, viewers is true to life, which it is, il kinds to play at MACRot k Friday night will feature Indie Business 101." show locations. For more infor- would have seen the bathtub there was a small possibility said the conference's goal is mellow rock at the Court The Label Expo also will take mation and a complete listing to steer clear of the major overflow and Spears sink her someone could get an idea Square Theater, jazz in place Saturday in Transitions of more than 100 acts, check head underwater, with a bot- from it, it is not worth it at label music industry as much I lave's Taverna, pop/rock at fntrn mxm to 5 p.m. This will out the MACRoCk Web site at all," Rudh said. .is possible. tle of pills on the ledge with the PC Ballroom, hard-core include various record labels. imrw.jmu.edu/wxjm/macwck/. the cap removed. Others do not think Spears But, after several Web sites is doing anything wrong in published the video's plot, utilizing her artistic license. controversy ensued. Spears Alisha tiland, a junior Pedro the Lion - ay - PC Ballroom - 11:20 p.m. - 12:20 a.m. si (Rock) Contact us soon to Between Friday - Godwin Gym - 1:45 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. (Loud Rock) Lie a pod time because Sufjan Stevens I * 1' 4 •»!* Ipli -M I iT J*l /T^rm' Dll Even da) in Style is a (Singer/Songwriter) tambunctious good time. An Albatross - :~turday - College Center Ballroom - -11:15 p.m. (Spazzy Rock) Yeah Breeze! Prefuse 73 - irday - The Pub 11:25 p.m. - 12:25 a.m. Love, (Hip-hop/Electronic) Voor Style editors. On the 2 Big Screens and 34 TV's Come Watch the FINAL FOUR this weekend! Saturday Georgia Tech vs. Oklahoma State 6:07pm UCONN vs. Duke 8:47pm or 3, 4 & 5 Residents Monday Championship Game 8:04pm C.OI l>\\ I I I ItANkl It < OMMI K< I L5i FUNKIIOUSER REAI IOKS" ww.OffC call 801.0221 (or more Information . Srru THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 20041 THE BREEZE I 15 Dostoevsky provides tension, suspense within pages Russian novelist sends readers searching for hook, help for crisis of conscience The famous Russian novel- cover mat there's an ease with way (usually a bloody murder), pense than a shelf full of them, ist Fyodor Dostoevsky is one which one reads a work written the work pretty much is unput- and ifs all the more shocking of those writers who, to the by Ctostoevsky Have you heard down-able (to borrow another because we know fivm the outset slim readers of our generation, of all those book critics who disjointed phrase from those who the murdenT || can appear off-putting even praise works of popular fiction who praise popular fiction). Dostoevsky also is, and most before opening one of his for the proverbial hook that In the case of "Crime and importantly may be, one of those works to the first page. Aside catches your interest and doesn't Punishment" — a book I first writers for whom re-reading is a from the slimness of his let go until the final page? Well, came across during my last year pleasurable requirement. Whik' "Notes from Underground" that hook lurks within the dense of high school English class but elements of "Crime and (the vintage edition comes in blocks of text and the nearly only appreciated during a college Punishment" can be read as a with around 160 pages), most hyperactive dialogue of a stan- literature course — you can tell detective thriller and "The of the writer's novels are dard D»toevsky novel as well. that Dostoevsky is preparing us Brothers Karamazov" as a court- brick-sized texts that appear The only problem with the for something grand as we read mom drama, there is a deep to be unbearable to read and dialogue, however, is the patience about the disillusioned morality upon which most of the impossible to get into. required to find the hook. As er who feels terrible about putting got that worn-out copy of Raskolnikov's pre-murder wan- author's texts are built. But, as some famous person rabid readers, most of us grant an unfinished book down, in "Crime and Punishment" some- derings. And then comes the Perhaps the more enjoyable or movie trailer once said, size books a grace period of 50 to 100 which case, good luck).' one handed down to you as a shockingly violent axe munjer, parts of reading a Dostoevsky doesn't matter; and this certain- pages (depending on the size) For Dostoevsky, at least the memento or cheap present, then guaranteed to please anyone work are the spiritual crises in ly is the case for Dostoevsky. with which an author can do first 100 pages are required for my only advice to you would be with popular 21st century sensi- which manv of his characters find Despitethesomewh.itthiv.it whatever is necessary. After the the work to latch onto you, espe- to pick it up and stick with the bilities, and the consuming detec- themselves trapped. Are you suf- ening appearance of works like grace period, if a book fails to cially if the reader is new to the book. Dostoevsky is one of those tive story that follows fering a crisis of conscience or a "Demons" or his last great grab our attention, then it has 19th-century, Russia-in-crisis writers who takes his time in set- Forget the paperback munler crisis of faith? Look no further novel, "The Brothers failed the test and we toss it aside time period where his works ting events in motion and then, mysteries of today; this novel has than Dostoevsky for some Karamazov," I've come to dis- (unless you're a compulsive lead- primarily take place. If you've once the crucial event is under- more genuine tension and sus- enlightening help. 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(^^) TOYOTA * Based on EPA estimates for 2003 5-speed manual. > THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 2004 I THE BREEZE 117 ■ Sports desk bids farewell "I am honored to receive these Seniors Brad Richards awards because there are so many and Wes Heinel reflect pitchers out there." on Iheir lenure as Breeze sports editors. BRIANA CARRERA sophomore pitcher Sae story below SPORTS St« story below SOFTBALL Carrera honored byCAA Sophomore earns second Pitcher of the Week honors Sophomore pitcher Briana Carrera has been named the Colonial Athletic Association's !*itcher of the Week for the week ending March 29. It is the second time this season that Carrera has received Pitcher of the Week honors. I am honored to receive these awards because there are so many pitchers out there/' Carrera said. JMU went 4-1 last week and won two of three games against CAA rival the University of Delaware. Carrera was 2-1 with a 1.40 ERA in BOB lARSON/C'.wra Cam Ttari three appearances over the course of the week. In Former San Francisco 49«rs' wide receiver Terrell Owens, right, was one of the moat sought-after free agents this offseason until the the swing game of the Delaware series, she tossed Philadelphia Eagles signed the Pro-Bowler to a long-term contract this March. five shutout innings in relief, allowing just two hits and striking out six batters. "I just want to win with my team," Carrera said. "The defense does rm ist of the work behind me " For the week ending March 29, Carerra struck out 13 batters in 15 total innings of work, Busy off-season for NFL walking only two. The Dukes return to action April 3 playing at the University of North Carolina-Wilmington. Free agent signings, trades strengthen some teams, —from staff reports weaken others as summer training camp approaches — COLLEGE FOOTBALL - As football tins endure another Snyder has been throwing money nificant pressure to opposing quar- excruciatingly king off-season without amund over the past few seasons like terbacks all season, the Eagles have quarterbacks rucking .1 mesh baseball former University of Alabama foot- indeed addressed essential needs. cap on the sidelines and touchdown ball coach Mike Price in a gentlc- In short, a memo to those The problem is that coach Andy "UcMbiatiom capped off with a cell ■ men's club. Snyder's strategies whom apply: one or two Reid has failed to address phone call, an oft-overkioked topic haven't rewarded fans with .1 win Philadelphia's biggest problem in the salary cap is misunderstood. ning squad since the Clinton admin- key acquisitions does not 2003 — the ability to stop the Every fan checks out the waiver istration; ifs opposing team's running game. II wire and the extensive list of free time for fans to WfTH ensure any city the Vince the Eagles don't attain a fellow agents, wanting his or her team to realize that AUTHOmTY elite, run-stopping defensive tackle sign an immediate impact plavcr. .in money doesn't Lombardi Trophy... to work in cahoots with defensive all-star. Unfortunately, most fans do buy happiness tackle Corey Simon, Philadelphia not understand why team manage- Snyder has will need their offense to put up 35- ment cannot make the moves every bucked his plus points on a consistent basis in armchair quarterback desin*. recent trends A few hours up Interstate 95, order to win BdBM With labels such as franchise this off-season Philadelphia Eagles fans finally I «-t's not forget about the reigning tags, restricted and unrestricted free and made a have stopped booing their team's Super Bowl champions the New agents and salary deferral along football-wise disastrous performance in the England Patriots. In this day and age, with veterans' minimum salaries, decision in hir- NFC Championship game. After dynasties are becoming a rarity. Some ffs relatively difficult to follow the ing Joe Cibbs to feeling the heat from hands down an- quick to label the Patriots as a accounting records of teams, let take the reias. the league's most brutal and, dynasty. But, in reality, the bunch alone make sense of them. Cibbs has ulti- «ES arguably, most passionate fans, hailing from Foxboro failed to reach In short, a memo to those whom mate control of HEINEL team owner Jeffrey Laurie finally the playoffs in 2002. They are indeed apply: one or two key acquisition, player person- has opened his checkbook. the front-runners for Super Bowl can- do not ensure any city the Vince nel decisions. Who can reasonably The signings of wide receiver didacy this season, and a third title in Lombardi Trophy the foUowing sea- argue with a man who has won Terrell Owens and defensive end three years would secure a fcgitimate Pllll. MASTURZO/U™ Beacm Jimmal son. Yes, championships arc won in two Super Bowl titles in his previ- Jevon Kearse, the best unrestricted label of—gulp — a dynasty. Maurice Clarett's off the-fleld antics have the off-season, but more so they are ous tenure in Washington? free agents on both sides of the ball, New England coach Bill dropped his potential NFL draft value. won on a coaching staff's black- Snyders retro-to-old-school tactics has calmed fans — for now MkMck has tunneled superstars boards, in management's board- not only have given Redskins fans Considering the Eagles' poor receiv- out of his lineup in New England, rooms and most importantly, by an a glimpse of hope, but, more ing am? that was expkiited by the emphasizing team chemistry. The organization's number crunchers. importantly, has proved to the NFL Carolina Panthers in a 14-.1 aberra- Patriot! quietly have collected Claret* (ust ask Washington Redskins that freewheeling owners can't win tion in the NFC title game, as well as fans — infamous team owner Daniel in the league. Period. a pass rush that couldn't apply sig- see OfP-SEASON. page 18 shows his CONSIDER THIS WITH AUTHORITY Amidst the drama, immaturity Where's the love? BY TOM Run it's been a good ride Knight Ridder Tribune Students called to rally, increase For just shy of a year, I training. (Try being a sport Maurice Clarett did not exactly project a pio- spent the majority of my free management major working i n.igc in his news conference when reacting support ofJMU athletic programs time away from the classroom with journalism kids.) to a district court judge s decisii >n to rule him eligi- at an office in Anthom BoaBVJ Frustrated as I may have ble for the National Football league Draft. Hall — in an elementary been at the time, i stuck Not since Beavis and Butt-Head has there been My tenun- My season. My reign slighted or mishvated in the coverage school none the less. One through it all and can't say I so much nervous laughter in a 30-minute format. atop The breeze's sports section is 008* of a specific team or sport, I can say that wouldn't think that's how a have any regrets. The mercurial Ohio State University sopho- plete after the final punctuation mark the coaches, the student-athletes and senior would want to ipend Nol many college students more did not grasp the magnitude of the moment, on this column Although I haw i.inK the many faces that are never seen — his final year at JMU eapai 1 have the opportunity to the significance of the landmark ruling. voiced my opinion publicly in this but are key to making the athletic ly considering I had to be at observe a It's not surprising, however, because it's paper, I have sat and watched how entertainment on campus what it is — work by — gasp 11 a.m. collegiate always been about Maurice, the tailback who JMU sports operates. .ire greatly underappreciated. Sunday morning. I suppose it's football put the I in Buck-I. Covering JMU I know this argument has been funny how life works game in a That doesn't make him a bad person — it makes sports the lasl !< v. made time and time again that JMU When I accepted the posi- sl.llr ol tho him an immature one, a vulnerable one. One who years has been a students don't support Iheir teams tion of assistant sports editor, I art press should consider another vear of college, even if it true honor I have because they don't win. The teams figured my biggest pn*lom bos; .imulsi means playing somewhere other than Ohio State. enjoyed my posi- do win — occasionally. Yes, the would be a scene reminiscent the presence You won't find any objections here to 20-year-olds tion due to the I >uk<-- don't bring home conference to the movie Billy Madison, of 65,000 being declared eligible for the draft. LeBron James work experitnoi championships in the more public sp,Mii,.illy, involving a situa- fans. The has proven he bekmgs. Rick Nash, all 14 years of him, and the interaction sports like toothall and basketball, tion at a row of tiny urinals. Ihikis. wen' leads the National Hivkey League in goal-scoring. that I had with but it doesn't mean thai these less- Man, was I wrong. There were routed by WES Athletes should be judged on aptitude, not age. individuals I prob- successful programs don't care or no humorous bathroom sto- then No >' HEINEI. But. making an immediate impact in pro sports ably wouldn't don't try. They give it their all, and it ries, although I can remember Virginia often requires talent, durability and maturity. have had met oth- BRAD makes it easier when they have sup- one morning after someiffie's Tech, 43-0. Regardless, I had Clarett possesses only one. erwise. Although I RICHARDS port from students. 21st birthday ... but. it just the luxury of watching two Hopefully, his attorneys and those closest never got to be ———^— From talking to coaches and student wouldn't be politically correct potential top 10 National to him are looking out for his best interests. involved in reporting a scandal or a athkies of the teams I have covered to punk him in this column. Football league draft picks — Color me skeptical. National Invitational lournament about how they feel toward fan sup- In any event, within the running back Kevin Jones, and One of the people who had the greatest impact on Final Four like my predecessors, it's port, it is clear to me how we, as sru- first few weeks of training, I cornerback/return man Clarett hasn't spoken to him in five months. Warren been a good ride. OanaV n«xl to further our involvement was blindsided by a massive LVAngelo Hall. G Harding High School football coach Thorn Aside from the lev. .haraih1- that workload, along with a seem- have grilled me bOOMM thev Ml «er CONSIDER, page 18 ingly endless amount of see AUTHORITY, page 18 see SFL. page 18 18| THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, APRIL 1. 2004 Swans CONSIDER: JMU teams need student support CONSIDER, from page V frequent trend, negativity and or i.iti'hinga bus to an off-cam- has made it this tar in the col- Several press conferences disinterest ensues. pus location on Friday nights, umn to consider this: Be more following a home football or The kwing and disinterest are take a walk over to one u the ii ttve in supporting the sports basketball win have ended a few reasons why Pmktatf venues on campus. Get to the programs here on campus. with football coach Mickey 1 jnwcxxl Rose and athletic direc- game, cheer on your fellow col- It might not be cool now, Matthews, former men's tor left Bourne are still searching legi.ins, and make the best of but when you look back at basketball coach Sherman for Dillard's a-placement iis of your experience -it JMU — the your years at JMU, it might Dillard and their respective Wednesday mtwning, Dillard and teem wiD reward you be nice to know that you players thanking the t.ins the team didn't produce. Let's take a 20-second time- cheered when winning did- for their support. As with many aspects of out here. n't come often. Who knows, I hose quotes don't always life, there needs to be a While I strike that note maybe your cheering will make it to print, but the sen- happy medium. I would like about making the best of bring home a winner sooner sation that they explain is the student body to make an your experience, I want to than you think. obvious. The energy and sup- effort and go out and see the thank my co-workers at Vie Brad Richards is a senior port from a student athletes' teams. With fan support 1 Breeze for making our year of SMAD major who is tired of peers is immeasurable. believe the student athletes confinement in the office a letting all the athletk glory go Of course, I won't let the would be more capable of success. The help all of vou to the kids on the other side of teams off that easy. Thev still finding that extra energy in gave assistant sports editor the mountain or to the ones need to perform. The coaches order to get those wins. Wes Heinel and myself did down the interstate. He hopes and players were brought in to So, instead of rolling out of not go unappreciated. for a championship parade do a job. which is to win When bed around lunchtime on Game t>n. down Bluestone Drive in the losing starts to become a more Saturday mornings in the fall I just want everyone who near future. AUTHORITY: The Breeze inspires career AUTHORITY, from page 17 editions, I'm sure I've made have the opportunity host a pro- Brttte, as well as JMU. A few weeks later, the fun con- more enemies than friends I'll gram similar to IM'\ s Pardon Those who know me can tinued, sports editor Brad officially come clean — my the Interruption," but I doubt it. surely read beyond my hint of Richards and I boarded a char- hometown is a suburb of Until then, I will endlessly inun- sarcasm throughout, knowing tered flight to the University of Philadelphia, Pa. Sure, I gave date readers with my opinion and what this job has done for me. New Hampshia1. In a frigid, non- the Washington Redskins nega- use columns as my platform. Not only has it given me an enclosed press box, the two of us tive press, but they deserved it With that said, I'll do some- immense amount of experience, witnessed a 20-17 loss that elimi- Try being in a fraternity hill ot thing no one ever thought I but, more importantly, it has pro- PHIL MASTURZfMinw Bnwm Jnunuil nated the Dukes from Division I- Skins fans. You can't even fath- would. As painstaking as it is to vided me with an outlet I enjoy. Clarett't friend, Cleveland Cavaliers forward LeBron AA playoff contention. 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