PRODUCT CATALOG 2020

Dark prophecies brutally honest mercilessly funny

Misfortune Cookies - the black twins of the fortune cookie. With funny, bad forecasts in a very stylish design.

These cookies are like a left hook: because you can be sure that they won’t predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. The messages are crude, truthful and direct – the glimpse into the future brutally honest and pessimistic. So you’re left with no choice but to take them with a sense of humour. And that means one thing is guaranteed: lots of fun!

Suitable for every party and every dinner, that needs the certain something. For Halloween, New Year’s Eve and every or just to lift up everyones spirit after a miserable day. The perfect present for almost every occasion.

A real world innovation Made in Germany down to the last crumb. INDEX

P. 05-09 MISFORTUNE COOKIES P. 10 ADVENT CALENDAR P. 12 SNOT RAGS P. 13 MISFORTUNE CAT P. 14-15 BANDAGES P. 16-17 DOORMATS P. 18-21 TRAVEL MUGS P. 22-23 ANTI PARTY BALLOONS P. 24 COMB P. 25 PANIC CANDLE P. 26-27 ANTI GREETING CARDS P. 28-34 SHOP DISPLAYS P.35 CONTACT PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - DESIGN BOX WITH 13 PIECES

That´s the way the cookie crumbles! Black cookies, black humour: ideal for Lucky Lukes and Bad- Brians, superwomen and high-flyers, crybabies and wussy wimps, iron ladies and tough guys. As merciless as Misfortune Cookies may be, they are lovingly made down to the last detail. The designer box contains 13 cookies. Along with the , there are three other illustrations adorning the individual cookie wrappers. The cookies themselves are as black as their packaging, and every last crumb is baked in the south of Germany. The incredible number of nasty fortunes dreamt up at Misfortune Cookies headquarters means there are no duplicates in a box. And if there are: bad luck! So, if you dare, order now. And prepare yourself for what lies ahead.

Article No.: 1020012 PU: 9 boxes

EAN: 426 044 659 003 9 Net weight: 78g

RRP: 13,- €

!5 PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES MONSTERPACK WITH FOUR PIECES

All good things come in threes – that’s why these Pechkeks misfortune cookies comes in fours. So be careful with them, because they will show no mercy. Their tastiness may mislead you, but they really do have it in them. Some are merely mean, while others are downright wicked. It’s no coincidence that Pechkeks misfortune cookies are the same colour as their humour – pitch black, that is. Unlike the pack of 13, the Monsterpack isn’t quite the full monty, so it only costs half – but it also only comes with half the laughs. But this big-mouthed pack of four does have one advantage: thanks to the handy little window, you get plenty of warning before all the monstrosities come your way. All that’s left to do is close your eyes and dig in.

Article No..: 1020011 PU: 30 packs

EAN: 426 044 659 006 0 Net weight: 24g

RRP: 6,50 €

!6 PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - COUNTER DISPLAY - 36 SINGLE COOKIES

Chic Shock in the sales package. A real eye-catcher for every sales point! This is our raisable hatchback display with 36 individual Misfortune Cookies. It arrives compact and folded down - all you have to do is open it, raise it, and it’s ready to go. A great mix of our unique design and all 4 different cookie packages.

Article No.: 1020013 PU: 4 displays

EAN: 426 044 659 009 1 Net weight: 6g/216g

RRP: 1,50 €/cookie

!7 PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - CARTON WITH 250 SINGLE COOKIES

250 single cookies, locked inside the ugliest darkest dungeon box you’ve ever seen - waiting to be set free! Article No.: 1020014 PU: 1 carton

Misfortune Cookies have a thing about being individually dressed, decorated and then plumped up like cushions, finally EAN: 426 044 659 004 6 Net weight: 6g/1500g landing in a comfortable sales bowl. They flip out completely if they are surrounded by lovingly handwritten price tags or painted chalkboards, and guarantee exiting your shop immediately! Our four different package designs are of course RRP: 1,50 €/cookie !8 what makes the mix so attractive in the dungeon box. PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES SHOP - DISPLAY

Misfortune usually comes in groups, right? Well with us, you can have the entire package, in life-size! This big black beauty is a real shopper stopper. The large standing display contains 96 of our merciless 13 piece designer box. Up close and very personal with this gruesome misfortune monster, a really amazing item for your store, guaranteed to attract shoppers aching for trouble. The display stands on a ¼ size chep pallet and comes with or without the top banner. Anyone ordering larger quantities can have a tailor-made display! Talk to us, we’re ready!

SHOP - DISPLAY WITH 96 DESIGN BOXES

Article No.: 8502101 PU: 1 display

EAN: 426 044 659 013 8 Net weight: 7488g

RRP: 13,- €/box

SHOP - DISPLAY MIXED WITH 60 DESIGN BOXES + 80 MONSTERPACKS

Article No.: 8501201 PU: 1 display

EAN: 426 044 659 014 5 Net weight: 7488g

RRP: 13,- €/box and 6,50 €/pack !9 PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES ANTI ADVENT CALENDAR „GRUESOME CHRISTMAS“

Stop the sloppy sentimentality - It´s time for pay back!

You love the story of how the Grinch stole Christmas? Then this black chic-shock Anti Advent Calendar is that thing for you! Chock-full with 24 Pechkeks - Misfortune Cookies you´ll get a humorous left hook every day. Door by door a prophecy in a black cookie, individually wrapped in design-foil with one out of four gruesome characters. A delicate cabinet of finest black humor: from best imprecations through virtuos insults to grim prospects. This calendar offers everything you wish for a ruined pre-Christmas season. Do you dare? Then look forward because lots of fun, stunned faces and loudest laughter are guaranteed! For you, your grim buddies and your hunchbacked relations. Darker than every headlock, more stylish as every wall tattoo! AND behind the last door is an extra huge surprise waiting. So hang in there!

59cm x 44cm x 4cm (LxWxH)

Article No.: 1020021 PU: 6 pcs

EAN: 426 044 659 304 7 net weight: 144 g

RRP: 29,90 €

!10 Misfortune Cookies - They bite back!

Ingredients

WHEAT FLOUR, sugar, glucose syrup, emulsifying agent: SOYA LECITHINS, colour: vegetable carbon, sunflower oil, flavouring, salt, raising agent: sodium bicarbonate

Best before 10 months from production Made in Germany from locally grown corn ISF-certification Individually wrapped with design foil Over 1.000 sayings No duplicates in a box PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - SNOT RAGS „JUST CRY“

Crybabies and ninnies are no longer on their own: the SNOT RAGS are here and want to help you on your world tour of tears. Professional sob specialists swear by the classy and elegant square fold and the amazing absorbency of the black paper adorned with adorable skulls. And with ten per pack, not an eye will stay moist and each and every miserable teardrop will be absorbed perfectly. The best remedy – depending on the sob level. As a polite gesture or for your own use – let’s hear it: get sobbing! Four-ply tissues, bleached without chlorine, individually printed.

Article No.: 1520001 PU: 24 packs

EAN: 426 044 659 031 2

RRP: 2,50 € !12 NeW PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - PECHKEKSMISFORTUNE PANIC CAT CANDLE

Here to turn meows into ows.

Sometimes, no matter what you do, everything seems to go your way. Enough! This fantastically forsaken feline is a Misfortune Cookies' Article No.: 8920001 PU: 6 pcs original, and is here to pile on enough misery that you'll be ready to call EAN: 426 044 659 340 5 RRP: 29,90 € it a day while having breakfast. It's high time you gave your life the direction it deserves – down and out. A single wave back and you're Height 14 cm; requires two AAA batteries doomed forever! Fate finally catches up with you – right in the comfort of you own home. This kitty knows all about tough breaks!

!13 You can't show off your clumsiness in a more stylish way! BANDAGES Scars are presentable now. Side effects may include hurt feelings, a broken heart and tears of malicious joy. PECHKEKS BANDAGES

Article No.: 3321001 Article No..: 3321002 Article No..: 3321004

EAN: 426 044 659 335 1 EAN: 426 044 659 336 8 EAN: 426 044 659 337 5

VE: 6 Boxen á 16 Strips VE: 6 Boxen á 16 Strips VE: 6 Boxen á 16 Strips !15 UVP: 6,90 € UVP: 6,90 € UVP: 6,90 € DOORMATS

Non-slip guaranteed, smelly feet certified, as well as furiously amusing. You better not leave them in front of your door unsupervised! The ultimate blot in front of your door will guarantee you the of your neighbors. Lets your visitors know what they are in for. It’s such a shame to trample on it! PECHKEKS DOORMATS

Article No..: 3221001 Article No..: 3221006 Article No..: 3221003

EAN: 426 044 659 313 9 EAN: 426 044 659 318 4 EAN: 426 044 659 315 3

Article No.: 3221002 Article No..: 3221004 Article No..: 3221005

EAN: 426 044 659 314 6 EAN: 426 044 659 316 0 EAN: 426 044 659 317 7

PU: 4 Pieces RRP 35,- €

Measure: 50 x 70 cm - washable by 30°

17 TRAVEL MUGS PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - TRAVEL MUG „GO BACK TO BED“

DO EVERYONE A FAVOUR AND GO BACK TO BED! Stay where you are and don’t move a muscle ... Some say you’re lazy, while others consider you a philanthropist – because things are just better when you’re not around. Back Whether you’re at work, on the go or at school – this fun designed coffee mug in the finest porcelain is a must-have. Super classy in matt black – the epitome of Pechkeks style. Quality made in Germany, you know? It fits wonderfully in your hand and, in addition, the rubber lid with Article No..: 2520001 PU: 6 pcs a locking drinking spout provides for drip-free enjoyment. And what’s on the back, you ask? Our logo – the Pechkeks - Misfortune Cookies cat. EAN: 426 044 659 140 1 0,3 liter, dishwasher-proof

RRP: 17,90 €

PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - TRAVEL MUG „TODAY ISN’T YOUR DAY“

TODAY JUST ISN’T YOUR DAY. UNFORTUNATELY, NEITHER IS TOMORROW. You shouldn’t count your chickens before they hatch. Because that’s how your chickens end up scrambled. And now, for those mornings to beat all mornings, you don’t have to rely on just some crappy to- go coffee cup – opt instead for ideally designed coffee delight in matt black. Whether you’re at work, on the go or at school – tell it like it is. Maybe loudly, maybe quietly, but always with lots Article No.: 2520002 PU: 6 pcs of class in Pechkeks style. Quality made in Germany, you know? It fits wonderfully in your hand and the rubber lid with opening for drinking provides for drip-free enjoyment. And what’s on the EAN: 426 044 659 141 8 0,3 liter, dishwasher-proof back, you ask? Our logo – the Misfortune Cookies cat. RRP: 17,90 € !19 PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - TRAVEL MUG „YOU SUCK!“

YOU SUCK! REALLY. Whether this is permanent or temporary is totally up to you, but right now, the announcement stands. You are not a winner my friend. You are a loser. Wait, maybe you are even addicted to losing. So we’ve summed it up right here, with this beauty. In the finest porcelain, for example, for ideally designed coffee delight in lovely matt black. Whether you’re at work, on the go or at school – tell it like it is. Maybe loudly, maybe quietly, but Article No..: 2520003 PU: 6 pcs always with lots of class in Pechkeks style. Quality made in Germany, you know? It fits wonderfully in your hand and the rubber lid with drinking spout provides for drip-free enjoyment. EAN: 426 044 659 142 5 0,3 liter, dishwasher-proof And what’s on the back, you ask? Our logo – the Misfortune Cookies cat. RRP: 17,90 €

PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - TRAVEL MUG „HAPPINESS“

YOU BRING OTHERS HAPPINESS…WHEN YOU LEAVE. For any out there who wanted to be an Announcer, with this little Gem from the high levels of Design Art you can make the Announcement of Your Life! A moody “Piss Off” would also have done the trick but you, you do it with good manners and style. The mug doesn’t care who is getting on your nerves, because 8 billion people are currently using it… A fun and universally integrated interior of white porcelain finishes the mug’s design. For drinks Article No.: 2520004 PU: 6 pcs of all types. With a rubber lid and a locking drinking spout for drip-free drining pleasure, EAN: 426 044 659 143 2 0,3 liter, dishwasher-proof wherever you are. RRP: 17,90 € !20 PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - TRAVEL MUG „A FACE“

YOU HAVE A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE. Heavy acne attack? A nose operation? Having a Bad Taste party? Or simply the victim of some quirky twist of Nature? Everyone knows somebody whose face looks like it slid off a railroad track. If the test of a mother’s love is the only way to find a decent result as far as this person’s face is concerned, then all is lost for the rest of humanity. So now its time for a clear Announcement. Help is coming in the form of this wonderful porcelain specimen – matte black and to the point, this mug does the job without niceties. And you of course now have time for more important things in life: a delicious hot drink, perhaps?

Article No..: 2520005 PU: 6 pcs

EAN: 426 044 659 144 9 0,3 liter, dishwasher-proof RRP: 17,90 €

!21 BALLOONS

Your last party was nothing but hot air? A puffy "yawn"? More boring than waiting in line at the post office? STOP! now we're going to settle up mercilessly - with our daring balloons full of black humor. Just let one fly at the next party. Or even several. But don't get too colorful. Black is the new… black! Be mean - instead of super-dooper glitter-glitter bling-bling, you can make a good impression with this ruthless balloon ensemble in elegant black. PECHKEKS ANTI-PARTY BALLONS

Article No..: 4521001 Article No..: 4521003 Article No..: 4521002 Article No..: 4521004

EAN: 426 044 659 105 0 EAN: 426 044 659 107 4 EAN: 426 044 659 106 7 EAN: 426 044 659 108 1

PU: 10 Packs Diameter: app.. 28 cm

6 various Balloons/Pack RRP: 5,90 €

23 PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - COMB „YOUR HAIRS ARE NUMBERED“

Article No.: 3820001 PU: 5 combs Well, some things we could have known sooner. Like, good cosmetic care leads to longer life – also as far as hair is concerned. There’s only one strategy left and that’s Damage Limitation. EAN: 426 044 659 101 2 14,5 cm x 3,8 cm Made of robust brushed steel, this comb will save the rest of what’s left of your glorious mane. And even if there’s not enough of it left to comb, then take a frosty out of the fridge and use the RRP: 14,95 € built-in bottle opener to help drown your sorrows. Cheers!

!24 PECHKEKSPECHKEKS PANIC - MISFORTUNE CANDLE COOKIES - PANIC CANDLE

The darkest light you can find.

Did you forgot to pay the electricity bill again? Looking for some nice accessory to burn the whole place down? Seems that you’re already on fire and ready for the Pechkeks Panic Candle.

We don’t need no water, let the Panic Candle burn. Burn Panic Candle. Burn.

Article No.: 4301001 PU: 6 pcs

EAN: 426 044 659 350 4 Height: 17 cm

RRP: 16,66 €

!25 PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - ANTI-GREETING CARD „THINGS“

Cut off your ponytail while doing crafts, your pet has run off with your best friend or you’ve put your big, fat foot in your mouth? Anti-Greeting Cards are the perfect accompaniment to any mishap: quality and high standards for inner view heart-warming encouragement, embarrassing memories and the sweetest bad-wishes. On high- quality 320 g premium card stock with a fancy felt grain, they’re perfect for giving as gifts and sending by post. On ink-friendly material – envelope included. They won’t make anything better. Article No.: 1820001 PU: 6 cards But they will make things funnier. EAN: 426 044 659 206 4 12x17cm, incl. envelope

RRP: 4,50 €

PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - ANTI-GREETING CARD „UNCHARISMATIC“

UNCHARMING, IMPOLITE AND UNATTRACTIVE. WERE YOU REALLY EXPECTING GOOD NEWS? By air mail, horse-drawn carriage or speedboat, or even hand-delivered: whatever your message says to take the piss out of the reader – be sure that it’s done with panache. Ideally on high- quality 320 g premium card stock with a fancy felt grain. Perfect as a gift or sending by post. Quality coupled with high standards – for rotten congratulations and the sweetest bad-wishes on inner view ink-friendly material. A novelty in a lovely shade of black. Envelope included, of course. Article No.: 1820002 PU: 6 cards

EAN: 426 044 659 205 7 12x17cm, incl. envelope

RRP: 4,50 € !26 PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - ANTI-GREETING CARD „DISTURB“

Try not to always be the one pulling the short straw in life: give away some Anti-Greeting Cards! A hearty jolt in fashionable black for friends and foes alike. Definitely disturbing. inner view So you are always on the safe side with the words: ‘This message will self-disturb in two seconds’. On high-quality 320 g premium card stock with a fancy felt grain, they’re perfect for giving as gifts and sending by post. With lots of room to write rotten congratulations and the sweetest bad-wishes Article No.: 1820005 PU: 6 cards on ink-friendly material. They’re guaranteed to shock! Envelope included. EAN: 426 044 659 204 0 12x17cm, incl. envelope

UVP: 4,50 €

PECHKEKS - MISFORTUNE COOKIES - ANTI-GREETING CARD „LONELY“

Bellyachers, morons, wastes of space and wannabe non-virgins will be delighted to receive your (disingenuous) sympathy. No joke! Perhaps you’ll talk them off the ledge and bring them beaming back into the real world. On high-quality 320 g premium card stock with a fancy felt grain, the Anti-Greeting Cards are perfect for giving as gifts and sending by post. With lots of room to write your rotten encouragement, congratulations and the sweetest execrations. On ink-friendly material. Every inner view card is a one of a kind. And they even come with envelopes.

Article No.: 1820004 PU: 6 cards

EAN: 426 044 659 207 1 12x17cm, incl. envelope

RRP: 4,50 € !27 DISPLAYS (TRADE & FOOD RETAIL) 2020 PECHKEKSPECHKEKS MIX-DISPLAYDISPLAY „1/4 CHEP-MIX-DISPLAY- MITPRODUCT 26 PRODUKTEN HIGHLIGHTS 2020“ (TRADE)

6x Pechkeks Designbox with 13 pcs 2x Pechkeks Counterdisplay with 36 pcs. 10x Pechkeks Monsterpack with 4 pcs. 24x Pechkeks Snot Rags „Just Cry“ 3x Pechkeks Coffee-to-go Travel Mug „Today isn’t your day“ 3x Pechkeks Coffee-to-go Travel Mug „You suck" 3x Pechkeks Coffee-to-go Travel Mug „Go back to bed" 10x Pechkeks Bandages „Weaklings" 10x Pechkeks Bandages „Misfortune Hunters" 10x Pechkeks Bandages „Tough Guys“ 3x Pechkeks Misfortune Cat 10x Pechkeks Balloons „Depression Disco“ 10x Pechkeks Balloons „BOOOO“ 10x Pechkeks Balloons „New Year Melancholy“ 10x Pechkeks Balloons „Birthday Bash“ 2x Pechkeks Doormat „It’s all downhill“ 2x Pechkeks Doormat „Warmly Welcome" 2x Pechkeks Doormat „Why are you here?“ 2x Pechkeks Doormat „XXX“

PU: 1 Display

Measures: 60 x 40 x 163 cm

29 Example PECHKEKSPECHKEKS MIX-DISPLAYDISPLAY „1/4 CHEP-MIX-DISPLAY- MITPRODUCT 26 PRODUKTEN HIGHLIGHTS 2020“ (FOOD RETAIL)

6x Pechkeks Designbox with 13 pcs. 2x Pechkeks Counterdisplay with 36 pcs. 10x Pechkeks Monsterpack with 4 pcs. 48x Pechkeks Snot Rags „Just Cry“ 3x Pechkeks Coffee-to-go Travel Mug „Today isn’t your day“ 3x Pechkeks Coffee-to-go Travel Mug „You suck" 3x Pechkeks Coffee-to-go Travel Mug „Go back to bed" 10x Pechkeks Bandages „Weaklings" 10x Pechkeks Bandages „Misfortune Hunters" 10x Pechkeks Bandages „Tough Guys“ 3x Pechkeks Misfortune Cat 10x Pechkeks Balloons „Depression Disco“ 10x Pechkeks Balloons „BOOOO“ 10x Pechkeks Balloons „New Year Melancholy“ 10x Pechkeks Balloons „Birthday Bash“

PU: 1 Display

Measures: 60 x 40 x 163 cm

30 Example PECHKEKSPECHKEKS DISPLAYMIX-DISPLAY „1/4 CHEP-DISPLAY- NONFOODMIT 26 PRODUKTEN HIGHLIGHTS 2020“ (FOOD RETAIL)

20x Pechkeks Bandages „Weaklings" 20x Pechkeks Bandages „Misfortune Hunters" 20x Pechkeks Bandages „Tough Guys“ 96x Pechkeks Snot Rags „Just Cry“ 6x Pechkeks Misfortune Cat 6x Pechkeks Panic Candle 3x Pechkeks Coffee-to-go Travel Mug „Today isn’t your day“ 3x Pechkeks Coffee-to-go Travel Mug „You suck" 3x Pechkeks Coffee-to-go Travel Mug „Go back to bed“ 1x Pechkeks Doormat „It’s all downhill“ 6x Pechkeks Doormat „Warmly Welcome" 2x Pechkeks Doormat „Why are you here?“ 10x Pechkeks Balloons „Depression Disco“ 10x Pechkeks Balloons „BOOOO“ 10x Pechkeks Balloons „New Year Melancholy“ 10x Pechkeks Balloons „Birthday Bash“

PU: 1 Display

Measures: 60 x 40 x 163 cm

31 Example PECHKEKSPECHKEKS DISPLAY MIX-DISPLAY „1/4 CHEP-DISPLAY-8 PACK +MIT SINGLE 26 PRODUKTEN COOKIES 2020“ (FOOD RETAIL)

63x Pechkeks Designbox with 8 pcs 7x Pechkeks Counterdisplay with 36p cs.

PU: 1 Display

Measures: 60 x 40 x 163 cm

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PECHKEKSPECHKEKS DISPLAY MIX-DISPLAY „1/4 CHEP-DISPLAY- 8MIT PACK 26 2020“PRODUKTEN (FOOD RETAIL)

105x Pechkeks Designbox with 8 pcs

PU: 1 Display

Measures: 60 x 40 x 163 cm

33 PECHKEKS BANDAGE DISPLAY FURTHER DISPLAYS ON DEMAND WITH 18 BANDAGE CANS

ARTICLE NO.: 8501307 PU: 1 Display

EAN: 4260446591777 Measures: 25 x 15 x 87 cm

RRP: 6,90 €/Can / 124,20 € à 18 Cans

34 PECHKEKS GMBH Misfortune Cookies

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