10/Wednesday, November 14, 1984/THE BLUE BANNER Gary Burton Billy Ocean scores Quartet Jazz is coming to UNCA on Friday, Nov. 16, by way of the GARY BURTON QUAR­ 'sudden' success TET! Featured players are By Anna Wilson The lady at the counter Burton on vibes, Hakoto says no. I tell her I will One thing I hate about Ozone on keyboards, Steve bring it back if she's Swallow on bass, and Mike buying albums today is wrong. (I decide to play H3nnan on drums. tliat they can be lois" the tough consumer.) Burton has received leading. The day of the It turns out she was three Granny Awards, the extended 12" single right, so now I have an latest in 1981 for the release is messing me up. album that has 10 songs I went to buy the new album IN OONCERT ZURIGK. plus the extended version album by Billy Ocean, Admission: $1 for Ul'JCA of Garribean Quera (the SUDDENLY. To surprise, students, $3 for facul­ song which made me want there are not one but two ty/staff/alumni and Con­ the album in the first SUDDENLY albums on'" the tinuing Education stu­ place). market, each with a dif­ CONTESTANT IKKNARD GASMEN walks a u a y with a trophy, dents, $4 for senior citi­ ferent cover! By the way, the white sone roses, and a saile after winning first place in zens and children, and $5 Which one do I buy if I album cover is the one I the T M r d Anmial Mr./Hs. UNCA Pageant." photo by Ken Thome for all others. want all the songs and not bought. The blue album just one extended version? cover has all the songs The lady at the counter too, but Garribean Queen says, "I don't know." Does is the original length. H ore he/she comes... she work here or not? I was a happy girl until So now I have to figure 1 noticed the words to the By Shawn Wickham the recorded voice was of lavender shorts. At heard and Arizala mouthed out which one to buy. One songs weren't included on Nine UNCA male con­ least lie was color coor­ album advertises an ex­ the album jacket. Another testants competed in the the words. dinated. tended version of the sin­ thing that makes me mad is "Third Annual l-lr./Ms. UNCA Kevin Fakhoury sauntered not having the words to Dwight Oliver clunked gle Garribean Queeo, but Pageant," Thursday night onto the stage in a red the songs. onto the stage yelling it also lists the other in Lipinsky Auditorium. dress with a red sweatet songs. Is Garribean Queen "How-dyyyy!" and dressed But the album itself The evening began as the hanging from his elbows. A the only song on the al­ as Minnie Pearl, in hiking made me forget all my spotlight shone on the sexy tune blasted from the bum? speakers as he proceeded boots, a wide skirt, and a t roubles. If you want an masters of ceremorty, Ter­ to lip-sinc and strut. hat with the price tag album to study by— one esa Steele and Wade Staun­ ton. Then, John Smith came dangling. The audience that will not interrupt Suddenly, the crowd out. As he sauntered over proceeded to boo him. studying— then SUDDENLY is roared as the contestants to the microphone, the Subsequently, they also for you. began to dance in unison. crowd suddenly realized booed his jokes. Loverboy and Suddenly The lights came up slow­ that he was going to read are two otlier songs that ly to reveal nine men (?) poetry. The crowd began to Last, but certainly not have a soothing quality. dressed in women’s Cloth­ boo and he immediately least, Carroll Millsaps entered the stage, wearing "Suddenly life lias new ing. Some wore wigs; all told them to shut up. He a denim skirt and cowboy meaning to me/There*s a wore heavy makeup. The read "How Do I Love Thee?" beauty up above/And things crowd laughed and cheered According to Smith, he boots. His accompianist we never take notice of/ them on. wrote the poem himself. began, and suddenly a Wake up suddenly you're in The Asheville/Bunccwibe The crowd screamed with truly manly voice graced love," are the words to County Christian Ministry enthusiasm as the tune Do the audience with the Suddenly and anyone in will use the money raised You Think I'n a Nasty Girl tune I One You. They loved love knows the feeling. by the event to provide poured from the speakers, it. and Steve Magoon began his Ocean's voice is low, Thanksgiving dinners for The evening gown com­ smooth and relaxing. He needy families around the talent presentation. He petition took place next. never screeches or forces Asheville area. wore a black, spaghetti- All the contestants came a harsh note. The songs Judging centered on the strap dress with slits up out and took their places swimsuit, talent, and are carefully orchestrated the side. Throughout his on the stage. The judges evening gown coii5)etitions. p>erfomance, he pulled up to present a blending of were asked to take their While the swimsuit por­ the slits of the dress to harmony with a soul beat. last look at the candi­ tion, with the guys parad­ show more and more thigh. dates. The songs aren't boring ing around in feminine Bernard Carmen proved and you can dance to them swinwear, was most amus­ courageous when he sat While the judges made but hard gyrations won't ing, the talent competi­ down at the piano and be­ their decision, the crowd fit. For a cozy slow tion was a riot. gan to play while singing waited to hear Allison in falsetto, "I feel dance, play Syzftchopation Kelly Thomas danced in a Elam play the guitar and pretty...I Can't Believe or Suddenly. For a softer, white dress and red scarf, sing. She was never found. I'm Real." He almost re­ more fluid dance, play wearing a hat and gloves. Where were you when we Garribean Queen, Loverboy, At the end, he proceeded ceived a standing ovation. needed you, Allison? or Lucky Man. to rid hiinself of the Beau Thomas ran onto the scarf, hat and gloves. stage wearing a lavender Finally, the results Photo by i A strong bass beat perm­ "WEUXME ABOARD! Ai^ pup­ Alex Arizala wore a tutu with lavender ribbons were in. Coi>gratulations eates the songs but it pies CO board?'* Last Ued- dress with hot pink shoes, in his hair. The grace and to: doesn't overpower them. nesday in Lipinslqr, oooe- pink earrings, and a hot style displayed during his Winner: Bernard Carmen. dian Marc Ueiner proves The album makes me want to pink ribbon in his hair. ballet number will never First Runner Up: Steve Ma­ that he*8 just a "squirt" crawl in bed during a cold The song Do You Knov began be matched. goon. as he asks the audience to rainy day and curl up with to play from behind the The crowd screamed with Second Runner Up: Carroll help him find his dc%, a good book. (Preferably scenes. laughter as he tiptoed off Millsaps• Scbmer. Maybe he*s oo one of Doy choice and not Just i ^ n the audience the stage and stopped to Third Runner Up: Alex Ari­ the "poop** deck, Weiner! an 896-page killer.) expected to hear him sing. flash the audience a moon zala.