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VOL. 11, NO. 10 From the Beaches to the River District downtown Fort Myers MARCH 16, 2012 Southwest Florida Seafood Festival, Classic Car & Bike Show This Weekend he Matlacha Mariners will host Tthe 11th annual Southwest Florida Seafood Festival, Classic Car & Bike Show from 11 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. this Saturday, March 17 at the German American Club, 2101 SW Pine Island Road in Cape Coral. The event will showcase a wide variety of fresh seafood, live music and the area’s best classic cars. New Redemption SWFL this year are custom and classic bikes. Classic Rock At Davis Art Center This year’s event will edemption SWFL, a classic rock band and local favorite, will play on the out- feature the doo-wop side stage at the Sidney & Berne Davis Art Center on Friday, March 16. The sounds of Brylcream and RMusic Walk performance will begin at 7 p.m. and continue until about 11 p.m. local favorite Ground The Davis is located at 2301 First Street in downtown Fort Myers. Zero. There will be Redemption SWFL covers songs from the ‘60s through the ‘90s. They are known for seafood and landlubber continued on page 7 specials, together with plenty of ice cold beverages to wash it all down. No coolers will be admitted. Activities are planned for the whole family with arts and crafts vendors, 50/50 draw- ings and new games and entertainment for the kids. Car and bike trophies and award Fairly Lovely Afternoon At The presentations will begin at 4 p.m. Burroughs Home & Gardens continued on page 7

Moliére Comedy At Theatre Conspiracy heatre Conspiracy will open the comedy The School For Wives by TMoliére on March 23 at 8 p.m. at the Foulds Theatre in Fort Myers. The School For Wives was written by the 17th century French playwright Molière and considered by some critics to be one of his finest achievements. A pompous middle-aged bachelor thinks he’s established a surefire antidote to adultery in a wife. Can his scheme create the perfect wife – docile, adoring, amorous on demand, or will his plans fall prey to a determined rival suitor, a pair of inept servants, and true love? Girls may come dressed as fairies at the special Burroughs Home event The show is directed by Theatre Conspiracy’s Producing Artistic Director A scene from The School For Wives others, grandmothers, daughters and granddaughters – all are invited to Bill Tayor who last year brought Medea, The School For Wives plays through attend a whimsical afternoon tea on the grounds of the Burroughs Home on another classic, to life. Scott Thomson, April 7. Shows are Thursday, Friday and MSunday, April 1. Girls will be delighted with a variety of fairy activities and last seen in Becky’s New Car, takes on Saturday at 8 p.m. with one Sunday mati- dessert fare guaranteed to delight even the most skittish of these creatures. Fairy cos- the lead role of Arnolphe. The rest of nee at 2 p.m. on March 25. Tickets are tumes are encouraged for the fairy parade. the cast includes Rick Sebastian, Pam $18. Opening night March 23 is “pay Cost to attend is $25 for adults and $30 for children. Reservations must be made by Erdman, Thomas Marsh, Bernard Gomez, what you will,” where you name the ticket March 26. Robert Feigenblatt, Brittany Albury and price. To purchase tickets, visit www.burroughshome.com/events.cfm, call 337-0706 or John Saco. continued on page 7 send an e-mail to [email protected]. 2 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 Historic Downtown Fort Myers, Then And Now St. Michael Lutheran Church by Gerri Reaves he quaint church in the historic photo suggests an earlier era than early World War II. T The original St. Michael Lutheran Church at Lafayette Street and Grand Avenue resembles many “starter” sanctuar- ies built by newly formed congregations decades earlier in Fort Myers – the first St. Luke’s Episcopal, for example, which was built in 1889 at Second Street and MLK Boulevard (then called Anderson Avenue). Two crosses have been removed and the front entrance modi- fied, but otherwise, the church’s exterior looks basically the same. Even the pretty stained glass windows remain in the building that is now the St. Vincent de Paul Society. The largely residential neighborhood of the 1940s has changed, however. The City of Palms Park lies only a block away, and heavily traveled U.S. 41 two blocks east pro- vides continual background noise. How did this diminutive sanctuary come to be? Around the turn of the twentieth century, Lutheran missionaries visited the small town of Fort Myers and considered forming a congregation. By that time, several other denominations had well-established churches. However, it was not until 1931 that a Lutheran congregation was formed. The The original St. Michael Lutheran Church is now home to the St. Vincent de Paul Society event coincided with the official opening of the Edison Bridge, which made it possible photo by Gerri Reaves for new members to travel to Fort Myers to worship. Those emissaries canvassed the town and held services attended by as few as seven the organization of a Lutheran people. But that effort eventually culminated in the birth of St. Michael Lutheran mission. Church in 1939, when Rev. H.E. Hartman of Trinity Lutheran in Delray Beach Until the Rev. Art Weber was brought a delegation of 38 Walther Leaguers – or young adults – to Fort Myers. assigned the job of full-time pas- They took on the daunting task of calling on 800 families, work that would lead to tor, various pastors shared the job. Weber assumed his post in September 1941. In those early days before the church had built a sanctuary, they held services on the Municipal Pier downtown, also known as the Pleasure Pier, which had an auditorium. The church was formally char- tered as St. Michael Evangelical Lutheran Church of Fort Myers on September 29, the day the Lutheran Church celebrates the festival of Archangel Saint Michael and all Angels. About six months later, the congregation dedicated the sanc- tuary on the northwest corner of Lafayette Street and Grand Avenue. St. Michael sold the church in 1953 and moved to larger accommodations. The church’s exterior has changed little, as evi- continued on page 12 denced by the stained-glass windows The first St. Michael Lutheran Church was built on Lafayette Street at Grand Avenue circa photo by Gerri Reaves 1945 courtesy of the Southwest Florida Historical Society, Sara Nell Gran Postcard Collection

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The RV Resort is located at 466-8381. Senior Choices of Southwest Florida, 12300 South Cleveland Avenue, Fort 19681 Summerlin Road in Fort Myers. The League of Women Voters of Lee is pleased to present Powerful Tools Myers from 10 a.m to 1 p.m. Call 728- Coffee and donuts will also be available. County Florida is a non-partisan organiza- For Caregivers, an educational series 3743 to make reservations. The public is invited to attend this sale. tion that promotes political responsibility designed to provide you with the tools Additional information can be obtained through informed and active participation you need to take care of yourself. by calling Marge Gregg at 466-5331. of citizens in government and influences Classes consist of six sessions held public policy through education and advo- once a week. Two experienced Class Wiener cacy. Leaders conduct the series (many are Information on the programs and experienced caregivers themselves, who Dog Derby Greeters Club issues of the League of Women Voters have successfully applied the techniques is available at www.lwv.org, www.lwvfla. they teach). Interactive lessons, discus- he 3rd annual Florida Wiener Dog April Meeting org and www.lwvlee.org. Call 278-1032 Derby will be held on Saturday, or e-mail [email protected] for more sions and brainstorming will help you ooking to make new friends and take the “tools” you choose and put them TMarch 24 at the Lee Civic Center details. join in monthly activities? Attend into action for your life. in North Fort Myers. Pre-race ceremo- nies begin at 10:45 a.m. and the races Lthe next luncheon meeting of The Classes will be held at the Rotino commence at 11 a.m. This will be a Greeters Club of Greater Fort Myers on Senior Center, 5817 Driftwood Parkway Thursday, April 19 at Colonial County in Cape Coral, from March 21 through fun-filled family day with vendors, dog Electrifying Play demonstrations, entertainment and Club, 9181 Independence Way in Fort April 25. Sessions are held every Myers. Wednesday from 1 to 4 p.m. activities. A new event, the Wiener At Lab Theater Wannabe Race will be debuted. All Join some new friends and hear For information about respite care or guest speaker Kristin Vaughn of Leslie by Di Saggau to register, call 343-2751. Class size is leashed dogs are welcome. There is no fee for admission but there is a $5 Lee Hindman Auctioneers in Naples, recog- limited and pre-registration is required. nized as a premier auction house and laywright Sarah Ruhl’s wickedly This program helps family caregivers County parking fee. Race registration is humorous In the Next Room or available online at www.floridawienerd- frequent Antiques Roadshow guest. reduce stress, improve self-confidence, Call today to join this dynamic group PThe Vibrator Play is now playing ogderby.com. Prospective vendors and communicate feelings better, balance their of women of Lee County. Luncheon at Laboratory Theater of Florida. The lives, increase their ability to make tough sponsors can visit the website or contact play was a contender for both the Pulitzer Donna Ellis at donna@floridawienerdog- cost $18 with reservations required. Call decisions and locate helpful resources. Janet Gambuzza 454-5750 or Linda Prize in drama and a Tony Award for best You will receive a book, The Caregiver derby.com. play. Directed by Lois C. Kuehne, it is a The Florida Wiener Dog Derby, Inc. is Fitzpatrick at 437-5653 or send an email Helpbook, developed specifically for the to [email protected]. Check play about sex and the dawn of electric- class. A donation of $25 to help defray a non-profit organization devoted to the ity, set in the 1880s after the Civil War. support of local animal welfare organiza- them out on Facebook at Greeters of the cost of the book is suggested, but not Fort Myers. Dr. Givings (Timothy Gunderman) has required to attend the class. tions. conceived an electrical instrument and is administering it to his “hysterical,” mostly female patients to soothe their high Lobster Fest Every Thursday at 5 strung nerves and restore a healthy pink League Of to their cheeks. Gunderman portrays a well-meaning but patriarchal clueless indi- Women Voters vidual who is unable to understand why his aloof, respectful behavior is so devas- April Meeting tating to his wife. With him it’s not about he League of Women Voters of sex, it’s all about science. Lee County will conduct their next The set is divided in half with the doc- Tmonthly meeting on Saturday, April tor’s examination room on one side, and 7 from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Hilton the tawdry Victorian living room on the Garden Inn, 12601 University Drive (cor- other. Of course, the 21st century audi- ner of Summerlin and College Parkway) ence knows that the women who arrive in Fort Myers at Dr. Givings door are not hysterical, Nuclear Power As An Alternative they are victims of a society that keeps Energy Source will be the topic for the them horribly oppressed. The historically meeting. Arthur Weissbach, a retired offi- accurate costumes are spectacular. cial with the National Institute of Health, The doctor and his stolid assistant will speak. continued on page 9

Chinese & Japanese Cuisine OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Mon-Thurs 11am - 10pm Fri-Sat 11am - 11pm . Sun 12pm - 9pm Downtown Fort Myers (Post Office Arcade - Hotel Indigo) 1520 Broadway For Takeout & Delivery Tel: 334-6991 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 5 Lee County Employees And Dogs Walk For Their Health And A Home

Lee County workers pose for a picture with their pooches in front of LCDAS headquarters

Walkers with their canine partners enjoy a brisk stroll twice per week ee County government is among the many employers nationwide that are encouraging their staff to stay fit and healthy. Employees in the Domestic LAnimal Services Department decided to join the effort by forming a “Fitness Club,” but with an ulterior motive in mind. As employees walk for their health, they are taking some four-legged walking partners along. The plan is to show off the shelter’s resident canines on a twice-a-week expedition so let the public see what great pets they could adopt as permanent walking or jogging companions. “It’s wonderful our employees can enjoy fresh air on their break while promoting pets for adoption,” said Donna Ward, LCDAS director. “This is a great way to encour- The adoptable dogs get as much benefit from the walks as their human companions age our staff to stay healthy and provide an outlet for the dogs to release some energy right before our Adoption Center opens.” Animal Services volunteers also will be joining the staff and dogs every Tuesday and Thursday at 10:30 a.m. The walk route begins at the shelter and treks down Six Mile Cypress Parkway to The Home Depot on the corner of US 41 and back. The well- traveled route is visible to hundreds of drivers and passengers. All pets available for adoption can be viewed online at www.leelostpets.com. The website updates hourly. Visitors have the option of submitting an adoption application THE VILLAGE CHURCH AT SHELL POINT online so they can spend their time visiting with the pets when they get to the shelter instead of filling out paperwork. Adopters should also check the website for current Tickets Just promotional discounts. All adoptions include spay or neuter surgery, age-appropriate vaccinations, flea Concert Series $10 treatment, de-worming, heartworm test for dogs six months and older, feline leukemia and aids test for cats, Lee County license for pets three months and older, a bag of Science Diet pet food, behavior help line and 10-day health guarantee. Craig In addition, Lee County invites the community to join in its year-long 125th anni- versary celebration. The county – named in honor of Civil War General Robert E. Lee – was carved from Monroe County and incorporated on May 13, 1887. Courtney Visit www.lee-county.com/125th for a schedule of events throughout 2012 as well as a recommended reading list, historical photo gallery, trivia questions and more. with The Village Church Choir Prolific American composer/arranger and editor of Beckenhorst Press, Craig Courtney, will be in concert with The Helping you liberate your mind and Village Church Choir. Church com- go where you are munity choirs and university choirs around the world enjoy singing Courtney’s choral music. This program joyful will feature the inspired stories behind Craig Courtney’s music. Dorothy Rodwell, LMFT Licensed Psychotherapist SUNDAY, MARCH 18, AT 6:15 P.M. 11615 Chitwood Drive, Suite 120 Fort Myers CALL (239) 454-2147 for information or visit www.shellpoint.org/seasonofpraise to get tickets. 239-851-7166 15100 SHELL P OINT B LVD. • FORT M YERS, FL 33908 6 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012

Bill Pearson of the Fort Myers Beach Kiwanis Club accepts awards for Distinguished Club; Honorable Mention, Community Services; Membership Growth Kiwanis leaders join together for day of training at the Boy Scouts of America office in Fort Myers (5); and first place, Every Child A Swimmer Kiwanis Club Leadership Spends A Day In Training ore than 20 Kiwanis leaders from the 15 Kiwanis clubs of Lee County and Labelle recently joined together for a day of training called Kiwanis MEducation Day at the Boy Scouts of America office in Fort Myers. Clubs were also awarded honors earned in the 2010-11 Kiwanis year. “This was an important day of training and sharing for these leaders who guide over 550 Kiwanis members in the area in service to the community,” said Kiwanis Division 19 Lt. Gov. Bruce Boyd. Kiwanis is a global organization of volunteers dedicated to changing the world one child and one community at a time. Founded in 1915, Kiwanis and its sponsored ser- vice organizations, including CKI at the college level, Key Club at the high school level, Lt. Gov. Bruce Boyd presents Metro-McGregor Kiwanis Club with awards for Distinguished Builders Club at the middle school level, K-Kids at the elementary school level, and Club; Outstanding Service; Honorable Mention, Public Relations; Honorable Mention, continued on page 7 Youth Services; Membership Growth (7); first place, Club Bulletin; first place, Every Child A Swimmer; first place, Interclub; Top Bulletin Award; and Wilbur Gold Effectiveness Award

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Get your copy of Dr. Dave’s Book at Sanibel Island Books and Gifts, 1571 Periwinkle Way 472-5223 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 7 From page 1 School For Wives Born in 1622, Molière was a French playwright and actor who is considered to be one of the greatest masters of comedy in Western literature. His best known works include The Misanthrope, The School for Wives and Tartuffe or the Hypocrite. He served as the official playwright for the French royal court. Quite apropo, Molière died on stage performing Argan in his final play, The Imaginary Invalid.

From page 1 Classic Rock the variety of their song list, most of which is up-tempo. Led by frontman Danny Reese, the group are definitely entertainers and not just musicians. The band came together in April of 2011 and performed their first gig on September 2. After three gigs and overflow crowds each time, they were booked monthly by that first venue for all of 2012. Band members include Robert Sizemore on guitar, harmonica and vocals; Danny Reese, lead vocals/rhythm guitar; David Neuser, lead guitar/vocals; Sean Dooley, keys/vocals; Bob Dooley, drums/vocals; and Greg Melzler on bass. Their repertoire Lt. Gov. Bruce Boyd presents Susan Rolfe of the Cape Coral Kiwanis Club with awards for spans four decades and includes Johnny Be Good by Chuck Berry, Born To Be Wild Distinguished Club, Outstanding Service, Honorable Mention - CKI, Membership Growth by Steppenwolf, Brown-Eyed Girl by Van Morrison, Jumpin’ Jack Flash by the (14) and the Thomas J. Deen Jr. Membership Award Rolling Stones, Black Magic Woman by Santana, Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top and Aktion Club for adults with disabilities, Bad Case Of Loving You by Robert Palmer, among others. dedicate more than six million volunteer hours annually to strengthen communities From page 1 and provide service to children. To find a Kiwanis Club in Lee County Seafood Festival or Labelle, visit www.kiwanis19.com, Admission is just $5 for adults and children 12 and older; children 11 and under call Bruce Boyd, Division 19 Kiwanis Lt. are free with a paid adult admission. The annual event raises funds for the Matlacha Gov., at 369-3775 or e-mail bdklg12@ Mariners, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization that, in turn, contributes to many deserv- gmail.com. Florida’s Kiwanis Division 19 ing local community charities and support groups throughout the year. can also be found on Facebook. There will be plenty of ample parking and picnic tables. Come relax and enjoy an afternoon of great live entertainment. For complete details and vehicle registration forms, visit www.MatlachaMariners.org. Rachel Toomey of the Fort Myers South For more information, contact Rick Williams at 898-5004; (Cars) John Jones at Kiwanis Club accepts awards for 699-9393; and (Bikes) Mel Suran at 994-2257. Distinguished Club, Honorable Mention - Interclub and First Place - Club Bulletin

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Enjoy March Madness food and drink specials at Shoals while watching the games on the restaurant’s seven flat-screen TVs traditional St. Patrick’s Day community toast is at 8 p.m., there will be a Luck of the Nervous Nellie’s on Fort Myers Beach is hosting an outdoor concert for St. Paddy’s Day Irish balloon drop with prizes and giveaways, Chef Corry’s famous corned beef and cabbage, traditional Irish fare, Guinness on draft, and multiple outdoor bars. aint Patrick’s Day is this Saturday, March 17. Celebrate the occasion with Nervous Nellie’s Crazy Waterfront Eatery on Fort Myers Beach is hosting the first good food and live music at one of these local establishments. annual St. Pat ROCKS Day Music Fest from noon to 10 p.m. S For the second year in a row, The Morgan House Restaurant in down- The outdoor music festival features local tribute bands Led-Hed (Led Zeppelin), town Fort Myers is the Official St. Patrick’s Day Sponsor of the Boston Red Sox. The Stones (Rolling Stones) and Crossroads (Eric Clapton), along with raffles, ven- “We’re thrilled to participate with the Boston Red Sox as the Official St. Patrick’s dors, green beer and cabbage bowling. Proceeds benefit the Community Emergency Day Sponsor once again this year. We honor the tradition of the Red Sox and St. Response Team (CERT). Patrick’s Day and welcome the team to their new Spring Training Facility, JetBlue Sit on Nellie’s expansive waterfront patio and choose from holiday specials such as Park in Lee County. After the game, we invite all Red Sox fans in Southwest Florida corned beef and cabbage, sheperd’s pie, bangers and mash, fish and chips and Irish to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with us on the Patio de Leon in downtown Fort Myers,” eggrolls. Enjoy happy hour all day, every day upstairs at Ugly’s Waterside Bar, the said Patti Price, co-owner of The Morgan House Restaurant. place where everyone gets prettier. Called the St. Paddy O’Party, this year’s St. Patrick’s Day celebration will be enor- Nervous Nellie’s and Ugly’s are located at 1131 First Street, Fort Myers Beach. mous, encompassing the entire Patio de Leon district of restaurants, nightclubs, art Parking for your car or boat is free for patrons. The GPS coordinates for Nellie’s Snug galleries and shops. Party-goers will enjoy a fun Irish festival with live music from 4 Harbour Marina are 26”27’23.41” N • 81”57’15.18” W. Call 463-8077 or go to p.m. to midnight featuring Moonlight, Memphis 56, Stolen Fruit and Ghost Radio. A www.nervousnellies.net. The Cracker Box Seafood Restaurant is serving traditional corned beef and cabbage and shepard’s pie along with live music from Jim & the Cracker Box Band. It is open Saturday from 5 p.m. to midnight. The Cracker Box restaurant was established in 1962 as the last stop before Sanibel and is the second oldest restaurant in Lee county. Owned and operated by the Welker family for the past 38 years, it has the rustic old look of Florida, a warm atmosphere and a friendly staff. It’s a place where you can walk in and feel right at home. The Cracker Box serves homemade food, appetizers, sandwiches and seafood in addition to live music six nights per week. The Cracker Box is located at 16910 McGregor Boulevard, Fort Myers, near the Sanibel Causeway. For reservations, call 466-4344. If college basketball is more your game, catch spectacular NCAA men’s tournament play at Shoals Restaurant & Wine Bar. Watch the third round games on March 17 and 18 on the restaurant’s seven flat-screen TVs, including a 70 inch set that really brings the action home. March Madness continues through Monday, April 2, when it concludes with the National Championship game. During March Madness, Shoals is offering special prices on food and beverages dur- ing game times. They include 12 peel-and-eat shrimp for $9; six chicken wings for $6; three beef sliders for $6; two empanadas for $6; avocado dip for $8; nachos for $6; onion rings for $4; chips and salsa for $3; and pitchers of domestic beer for $10. If you are planning to host your own March Madness viewing parties, shop next door at The Sandy Butler Market for beer, wine and specialty foods in a luxurious atmosphere. The gourmet market has an extensive selection of products that will meet whatever your needs may be. If you prefer to leave the catering to professionals, the chefs will make sure that you and your guests’ tastes are delighted, whether it’s an elaborate party or a small, casual gathering. The Sandy Butler Market and Shoals Restaurant & Wine Bar are located at 17650 San Carlos Boulevard, Fort Myers. Please visit our River Weekly News Both are open seven days per week from online advertisers at 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. For more information, www.islandsunnews.com. call 482-6765 or go to www.sandybutler. You can click through to their com. Web sites for more information about real estate, shopping, restaurants and services. Just click on the logos surrounding the front page. THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 9 Kiwanis Club Of Fort Myers From page 4 Electrifying Play Welcomes New Members Annie (Lois Kuehne) proceed to administer “therapeutic electric massage” to his lat- est patient, Mrs. Daldry (Laura Nin), who is sensitive to light, prone to weeping, and according to her husband Mr. Daldry (Jack Weld), sexually unresponsive. The procedure is a success. Lucy Harris as Mrs. Givings, is a picture of troubled wistful gentility, corseted and bustled within an inch of her life, and oozing with sexual desire. She too is unsatis- fied with married life as the doctor’s matrimonial bedside manner leaves much to be desired. Also in the cast are Yvonne Shadrach as Elizabeth, wet nurse to the Givings baby, and Mike Carlip as Mr. Irving, a frus- trated artist. The first act of the play is well done, pro- viding lots of laughs and I especially enjoyed the performances by Harris and Gunderman. Irish Saying The second act is a little flat. With respect to the playwright and director, there were Cead Mile Failte! too many unnecessary scenarios thrown into the plot. I applaud Artistic Director Annette Pronunciation: Trossbach for bringing unique theater to our area. In The Next Room is actually a sweet kayd meeluh foll-tjuh Sponsor Gary Hudson and president David Stauffer with new member Laura Ruzicho, and new member Barbara Farrell with sponsor Terry Luster and new member Erkya Aptaker love story, it just takes awhile to get there. It plays through March 24 at Laboratory Means: he Kiwanis Club of Fort Myers Gateway to the Islands increased their abil- Theater of Florida, 1634 Woodford Avenue, One hundred thousand welcomes! ity to serve the children of the local community with the addition of three corner of Woodford and 2nd Street in Tnew members at a recent meeting. Eryka Aptaker, Barbara Farrell and Laura Historic Downtown Fort Myers. For tickets Ruzicho joined the Kiwanis Club as the group prepares for its major fundraising visit brownpapertickets.com or call 218- event, the Delicious Dining Discount book for sale in April. 0481. Aptaker works for East Commerce Solutions, a merchant service provider for local businesses to make credit card processing simple. She is a member and ambassador of the Fort Myers Beach Chamber of Commerce and is actively involved with numerous veterans’ organi- Sunshine Seafood Cafe has a zations. Aptaker was sponsored by Terry Luster, CEO for a national vehicle license plate and title company. Farrell is the Summerlin Crossing new home... Right next door! Market manager and vice president of Florida Gulf Bank at Winkler Road in South Fort Myers. She is a director on the board of Partners for Breast Cancer Care and the board of the Candlelighters of SW Florida, as well as an active member of the Fort Myers Beach Chamber of Commerce. Farrell was sponsored by Terry Luster, who is also the club secretary. Ruzicho is a new resident to Fort Myers from Kentucky, accepting an invitation to attend a Kiwanis meeting within the first two weeks of arriving in the area. She has a love for horses and has a media back- ground. Ruzicho was sponsored by Gary Serving 11:00 am - 10 pm Reservations accepted. Hudson, who does consulting and is presi- dent-elect of Gateway to the Islands. seven days a week. Party rooms for The club welcomes service oriented business professionals and individuals to Happy hour daily with private functions. join in the effort to make a difference in the world, one child and one community a special bar menu 239-489-2233. at a time. Meetings are held every Tuesday morning at 7:30 a.m. at First Watch in the and Live music McGregor Blvd. Design Center, except the second Tuesday when an 11:30 a.m. lunch meeting is conducted at Sunshine Grille, northwest corner of Gladiolus and Winkler. For further details about the club and what they do, visit www.kiwanisgtti.com or contact president David Stauffer by calling 940-7181 or e-mailing him at pastordavid- [email protected].

8700 Gladiolus Drive. (Winkler and Gladiolus) across the street from Sweet Bay. 10 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 481-3233; Clint Cottrell, pastor 9650 Gladiolus Drive, Fort Myers 454-4778 PEACE LUTHERAN CHURCH Churches/Temples Sunday services: 8 and 11 a.m. Traditional; The Reverend Dr. John S. Adler, pastor. Saturday, Worship 5 p.m. ALL FAITHS UNITARIAN 9:30 a.m. Contemporary; 9:45 a.m. Weekly services: Sunday, Worship- 8 and 9:30 a.m. CONGREGATION Member of UUA Children’s Church K4J Kids for Jesus Saturday 5 p.m., Eucharist with Healing Wednesdays during Lent soup dinner at 2756 McGregor Boulevard, Fort Myers CYPRESS LAKE UNITED Sunday 8 a.m., Holy Eucharist, Rite One; 5:30 p.m., Compline Service at 7 p.m. Six blocks south of the Edison/Ford Winter METHODIST CHURCH 9:30 a.m., Family Eucharist with Healing Peace is a member of the ELCA. We cel- Estates; 2 miles N of Colonial Boulevard 8570 Cypress Lake Drive, Fort Myers, and Church School ebrate weekly communion with traditional Minister: Reverend Dr. Wayne Robinson 482-1250 Tuesday 9:30 a.m., Morning Prayer (in liturgy, organ and choir. 15840 McGregor Sunday services: 9 and 11 a.m. 8 and 11 a.m. Sunday Traditional Service Spanish); Wednesday 9:30 a.m., Eucharist Blvd, Fort Myers, 437-2599, www.peaceft- Sunday: 11 a.m. Kids Intangible Gifts ses- 9:30 a.m. Praise Service with Healing. Child care available at myers.com, [email protected] sions, kindergarten through sixth grade Sunday School all times Saturday 5 p.m. and Sunday 9:30 a.m. REDEEMER LUTHERAN CHURCH Unitarian Summer: 11 a.m. Tapestry of FAITH FELLOWSHIP WORLD services. 3950 Winkler Ext., Fort Myers, 274-0143 Faith Programs, child care provided OUTREACH MINISTRIES JESUS THE WORKER 8:15 and 10:15 a.m. Sunday Services Adult workshops: 9:30 a.m. Faith Like a 6111 South Pointe Boulevard, Fort Myers, CATHOLIC CHURCH: Daily early learning center/day care River: Themes from UU History. 278-3638. Sunday Worship, 10:30 a.m.; 881 Nuna Avenue, Fort Myers, 481-1143 RIVER OF LIFE ASSEMBLY OF GOD 226-0900, Email: allfaithsuc@embarqmail. Voice of Faith, WCRN 13.50 AM Radio, Masses Friday and Saturday, 7 p.m.; 21580 River Ranch Rd, Estero com, Website: www.allfaiths-uc.org Sunday, 1:30 p.m.; Thursday Service, 7:30 Sunday, 8 and 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. 239-495-0400 ALL SAINTS BYZANTINE RITE p.m.; Friday Youth Service, 7:30 p.m. KINGDOM LIFE CHURCH Senior Pastor: Todd Weston CATHOLIC CHURCH Nursery care for pre-school children and 2154 McGregor Boulevard, 8 and 9:45 a.m Services; 10291 Bayshore Rd., N. Fort Myers Children’s Church for ages 5-12 available Fort Myers, 218-8343 11:30 a.m. Legacy Service, multi-genera- Divine Liturgy is on Sun. at 10:30 a.m.; at each service. Pastor Randy and Anita Thurman tional Rosary begins at 10 a.m. FAITH UNITED METHODIST CHURCH 10:30 a.m. Sunday Service SAMUDRABADRA BUDDHIST CENTER Lenten services (Presanctifi ed Liturgy) 15690 McGregor Boulevard All are welcome. Meditation classes. All are welcome. will be on Wed. evenings at 6 p.m. start- Fort Myers, 482-2030 LAMB OF GOD Guided meditations offering many meth- ing on Feb. 22. Administrator is Very Rev. Pastor: David Stauffer. LUTHERAN/EPISCOPAL CHURCH ods for relaxing the body and focusing Peter Lickman, ph. 305-651-0991. We Traditional services 8:45 a.m.; Corner Cypress View Drive and Koreshan the mind on virtuous objects to bring are a Church of the Eastern Catholic or Contemporary, 10:30 a.m. Boulevard, Three Oaks area, increasing peace and happiness into Byzantine Rite, 1.5 mi. east of Int. 75. Go south on McGregor Boulevard. The Fort Myers, 267-3525 daily activity. For information, class times ANNUNCIATION GREEK church is ½ mile past the intersection of Walter Fohs, pastor; Becky Robbins- and locations call 567-9739 or visit www. ORTHODOX CHURCH Gladiolus and San Carlos Boulevard on Penniman, associate pastor MeditationInFortMyers.org. 8210 Cypress Lake Drive, Fort Myers the way to Sanibel. Sunday worship services: SOUTHWEST BAPTIST CHURCH Reverend Fr. Athanasios Michalos FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST 8 a.m. Early Grace Traditional 16940 McGregor Boulevard, Orthros Service Sunday 9 a.m. 2390 West First Street, next door to Edison 9 a.m. Awesome Grace Contemporary Fort Myers, 454-3336 Divine Liturgy Sunday 10 a.m. Estates. 10:30 a.m. Classic Grace Traditional Robert G. Kasten, Pastor Fellowship Programs, Greek School, Sunday Morning Service and Sunday 8:45 & 10 a.m. Sunday School God’s Sunday Worship Service 11 a.m. Sunday School, Community Night School, 10:30 a.m.; Wednesday Evening Group Nursery available 239-481-2099 Testimony Meeting, 7:30 p.m. Child care MESSIAH REFORMED CHURCH 9:45 a.m. Sunday School for all ages BETH SHILOH provided at all services. Worship Gathering - Sunday 10 a.m. Junior Church grades one to five MESSIANIC SYNAGOGUE Visit our Reading Room for quiet study at: Pastor Alan Bondar Wee Church Pre-K to K 15675 McGregor Boulevard, 437-3171 2281 W. First Street, River District Fort Myers Villas Civic Association Bldg. Evening Service 6 p.m. Rabbi: Judah Hungerman www.spirituality.com and www.christian- 2306 Sunrise Blvd. Fort Myers Wednsday Service 6 p.m. Friday Service, 8 p.m., Saturday Service, science.com 220-8519 ST. COLUMBKILLE 11 a.m. Shabbat School Saturday Morning, FIRST CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE website: messiahreformed.com CATHOLIC CHURCH Adult Hebrew Classes. 13545 American Colony Boulevard 6:30 p.m Wednesday Bible Study 12171 Iona Road, Fort Myers, off Call for information on full program. off Daniels Parkway in the Colony, noon Sunday Fellowship Lunch McGregor and north of Gladiolus. BREAD OF LIFE MINISTRIES Fort Myers, 936-2511 Monthly Teen Events 489-3973 Father Joseph Clifford. CHURCH OF GOD Pastor: Reverend Joey Brummett see website for podcasts, special events, Weekly masses: 16581 McGregor Boulevard, 267-3166 Sunday School: 9:30 a.m.; Morning ministries, calendar, blogs, etc. Monday through Saturday 8 a.m. Just past the Tanger Outlet Mall Worship, 10:30 a.m.; Sunday Evening, 6 NEW BEGINNINGS CENTER Weekend masses: Saturday 3 and 5 p.m.; Pastor: Barry Lentz, 281-3063 p.m.; Wednesday Family Night, 7 p.m. New Home Church, 8505 Jenny Cae Lane, Sunday: 7, 9,11, and 5:30 p.m. Sunday Worship, 10:30 a.m. FIRST UNITED METHODIST CHURCH North Fort Myers, 239-656-0416 Reconciliation is available at the church on Wednesday Bible Study, 7 p.m. in the Downtown Fort Myers River District Weekly Friday Meeting Meet & Greet: 6:30 Saturdays at noon and by appointment CHAPEL OF CYPRESS COVE 2466 First Street, Fort Myers, FL 33901 p.m. Kingdom Teaching: 7 p.m. Fellowship SAINT JOHN THE APOSTLE 10200 Cypress Cove Circle Fort Myers 239-332-1152, www.fumcftmyers.org and refreshments after service. nbcmin- METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY CHURCH 239-850-3943, Located at Cypress Cove Sunday: 9 a.m. Contemporary Worship [email protected], www.facebook. 3049 Mcgregor Boulevard, Fort Myers, Retirement Center on HealthPark Campus 9 a.m. and 10 a.m. Sunday School com/nbcministry. Alex & Patricia Wiggins, 344-0012 Pastor Reverend Steve Filizzi An ecumenical non-denominational com- 9:45 a.m. Coffee Fellowship Ministers An Affirming & Inclusive Congregation munity of believers. 10:30 a.m. Traditional Worship NEW HOPE BAPTIST CHURCH Sunday Services, 10 a.m. and 7 p.m. Sunday Worship Service, 10 a.m. 5 p.m. Youth Program OF FORT MYERS Mid-Week Service, Wednesday 6:30 p.m. Wednesday Bible Study, 7 p.m. 7 p.m. Spanish Worship 16120 San Carlos Boulevard, Unit 10 ST. MICHAEL LUTHERAN Reverendt Ted Althouse, Pastor FORT MYERS CHRISTIAN CHURCH 239-985-8503 CHURCH & SCHOOL (LCMS) [email protected] (DISCIPLES OF CHRIST) A STEPHEN 9:45 a.m. Sunday School for all ages 3595 Broadway, Fort Myers CHURCH OF THE CROSS: MINISTRIES CONGREGATION 11 a.m Sunday Morning Worship. 239-939-4711, www.smlcs.org 13500 Freshman Lane; 768-2188 5916 Winkler Road, Fort Myers, 437-4330 7 p.m. Wednesday Evening Bible Study Wednesday Fellowship: 5:30 p.m. Pastors: Jeff Moran and Michael Bulter; Reverend Mark Condrey, Pastor NEW HOPE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Dinner $5, 6:15 p.m. bible studies A nondenominational church emphasizing Sunday Worship: 10:30 a.m. 3825 McGregor Boulevard. Fort Myers Worship: Saturday, 5:30 p.m., a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Church School: 9:15 a.m. Pastors: Stu Austin and Howard Biddulph Sunday 8 a.m. and 10:45 a.m. with 9:15 Sunday Service: 9 a.m. Contemporary FORT MYERS CONGREGATIONAL 8 & 9:30 a.m. Traditional Worship a.m. adult and children’s Bible Study, plus 10:45 a.m. Traditional. UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST: 11 a.m. Contemporary Worship marriage enrichment studies. Divorce Care COVENANT PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH 8210 College Parkway, Fort Myers, 8, 9:30 & 11 a.m. Sunday School on Thursdays from 7 to 8:30 p.m. 2439 McGregor Boulevard, 334-8937 482-3133. Philip White, pastor Youth and Children’s programming runs During Lent: Wednesday worship Rev. Dr. Kathleen Weller, Temporary Morning Worship: 10 a.m. concurrent to Sunday services. noon and 6:15 p.m. Supply Pastor. Reverend David Dietzel, Church School: 10:15 a.m. Nursery care provided at all services TEMPLE BETHEL SYNAGOGUE Pastor Emeritus. Traditional Sunday ser- Adult Forum: 11:30 a.m. 274-1230. For more information visit: 16225 Winkler Rd. 433-0018. vice 10 a.m. Nursery available HOLY THEOTOKOS MONASTERY www.newhopefortmyers.org Rabbi Jeremy Barras CYPRESS LAKE BAPTIST CHURCH 111 Evergreen Road, North Fort Myers, PEACE COMMUNITY CHURCH E-mail: [email protected] 8400 Cypress Lake Drive, Fort Myers, 997-2846 Eastern Orthodox men’s mon- Meets at Ft. Myers Beach Masonic Lodge Cantorial soloist: Lawrence Dermer 481-5442 Randy A. Alston, Reverend. astery. Liturgical services conducted in 17625 Pine Ridge Road, Temple educator: Dale Cohen, MaEd, RJE Sunday Services: Bible study, 9:45 a.m. the English, Greek and Church Slavonic Fort Myers Beach 267-7400. Shabbat Services, Friday, 7:30 p.m. Morning Worship, 11 a.m., Evening languages, following the Julian (Old) Pastors Bruce Merton, Gail & RC Fleeman Torah Study, Saturday, 9:15 a.m. Worship, 7 p.m., Wednesday Prayer Calendar. Liturgical Services: Sundays and 9:45 a.m. Traditional Worship Religious Education; Sunday School and Meeting, 6:30 p.m. Holy Days: The Third and Sixth Hours at 11:15 a.m. Contemporary Worship Midweek classes, CYPRESS LAKE 8:30 a.m.; Divine Liturgy at 9 a.m. Phone 267-7400 Fax 267-7407 Preschool Classes, Monday through Friday PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH IONA-HOPE EPISCOPAL Web site: peacecommunitychurch.com Web site: www.templebethel.com 8260 Cypress Lake Drive, Fort Myers, CONGREGATION e-mail: [email protected] continued on page 15 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 11 the U.S. Navy, and she the U.S. Coast All Faiths Unitarians, Cape Coral First OBITUARY Guard. Both served during World War II Weekend Of One United Methodist, Temple Shalom- and were married on March 17, 1946. Naples, Temple Beth El, Word of Life, They began their marriage of 66 years Raises Awareness First Baptist Church, Peace Lutheran living in Baltimore, Maryland, relocated to Church, United Universalist, Cypress Arnold, Maryland where they raised their Against Hunger Lake Presbyterian Church, Faith nine children. The Lewis’s retired to Fort he Harry Chapin Food Bank orga- Presbyterian Church, Unity Church of Myers in June of 1982. nizes Weekend Of One to raise Peace, Unitarian Universalist, Fellowship A celebration of her life was held on Tawareness and mobilize action of Charlotte County, Blanchard House the Sanibel Causeway on March 7, where against hunger. Faith partners team up Museum, Temple Beth-El Punta Gorda, the family was joined by many, many with the Harry Chapin Food Bank to and St. Marks Missionary Baptist Church. wonderful friends and relatives from near help spread the word and raise funding Today in the United States, over 50 and far, and we thank you all. She was to support the purchase and distribu- million people are going hungry. Places an extraordinary person, always smiling, tion of food. Every $1 donated allows of worship and local charities are often always caring, always “mom” to all. the organization to distribute $6 worth the first places families turn to when Surviving Rose is her husband, of food. Faith partners will talk about they require food assistance. Around Frederick, children, Linda (Jim), Fred hunger and encourage each person to Southwest Florida, faith partners work Jr. (Debbie), Patricia, Jan, Paige, David donate at least $1. in local communities to provide food to (Terry), Mary Jo (Matt), Steven (Liz), Last year, 16 faith-based groups par- neighbors in need. Thomas (Kirke); grandchildren, Jessica, ticipated by informing their congregations This year’s Weekend Of One will be Jennifer, Brett (Sarah), Jay (Tuesday), about the food bank and asking their held March 23 to 25. Faith-based orga- Megan, Corrie Ann (Todd), Cara congregations to donate $1 each. Since nizations are asked to contact Bedzaida (Brandon), Matthew, Heather (James), not all faiths meet on the same weekend Bryen at the Harry Chapin Food Bank at Ryan (Cori), Paul (Christina), Neil, Evan day, it is Weekend Of One. In 2011, 334-7007 ext. 141 for additional infor- (Ashley), Scott (Samantha), Christopher more than $6,000 was collected, which mation and a commitment to participate. ROSE THERESA (Katie), Colin, Fiona and Ailsa; great translated into $36,000 worth of food Additional information about or to CAVANAUGH LEWIS grandchildren Sandy, Nathan, Emily, that could be purchased contribute financially to the Harry Chapin Noah, Gracie, Ainsley, Kellen, Kai, Gillian The following faith-based churches, Food Bank, contact 334-7007 or go to ose Theresa Cavanaugh Lewis, and soon to be born baby, Cooper. www.harrychapinfoodbank.org. 88, passed away suddenly on houses of worship, synagogues, temples A very special “thank you” to Matt and organizations participated last year: RSaturday, March 3, 2012 at her Asen for everything, Father Carmen home in Fort Myers. The daughter of Caruso for your wonderful words and the late Thomas Aloysius and Jeannette anecdotes, to Theresa Rose Shea See Ward Cavanaugh, she was born in who wonderfully sang Mom’s favorite Baltimore, Maryland on February 24, hymn, the bagpiper and especially Valerie 1924; was preceded in death by her sib- Leonard, who loved mom as her own. lings, Phillip, Regina, Thomas and Peter We are eternally grateful. and her first child, Frederick. Rose met the love of her life, Frederick E. Lewis, in 1940, just before he entered

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GATHER US IN: First Baptist Church 1735 Jackson Street, Downtown Fort Myers Songs and Hymns for Our Generation Sunday, March 25, 2012 FEATURING KELLYN CELTIC ARTS IRISH DANCE ACADEMY 3:00 PM WILLIAM LARSEN, PRINCIPAL FLUTE OF THE SWFL SYMPHONY Joseph Caulkins, Artistic Director “They don’t sing ‘em like they used to.” Join us for a program inspired by the Emerald Kellyn Celtic Arts Irish Dance Academy, is dedicated to providing the highest quality instruction, artistry, and performance excellence, heightening We invite you to enjoy a musical program performed by Isle. Jigs, folk songs, reels, and exquisite choral music will be performed by one of cultural awareness and unity through dance. “Wayne Hill and Friends,” an unusual quartet featuring baritone the most dynamic new choral ensembles. Wayne Hill and soprano Pamela Cooper-White, together with eminent pianist Michael Matsinko and Gerald Christianson, Gettysburg Seminary Highlights Include: Danny Boy, Brian Boru’s March, Flogging Molly emeritus professor of Church History, as host and narrator. Reel, The Gallant Weaver, Byker Hill as sung by Join in a journey through hymns and songs written in the last fifty years, Chanticleer, and the Irish Blessing by Chilcott as we travel to four song destinations along the way: Proceeds to Benefit: community, calling, healing, and confidence. Footsteps to the Future, empowering young Audience participation is encouraged. women to successfully transition from foster care Wine and cheese reception will be served after concert. to living independently. Jaime Knaub, Director & Co-Founder Come and See! www.footstepstothefuture.org This event is underwritten through the generosity of 15840 McGregor Blvd Fort Myers, FL 33908 (239) 437-2599 www.peaceftmyers.com  www.VocalArtistry.org This performance is an outreach of the Music Ministry of First Baptist Church www.Dance-Irish.com 12 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 From page 2 always find his playing to be superb, a Celtic Spectacular combination of sheer beauty and tech- Case Studies & St. Michael nical mastery,” Caulkins said. “I know ocal Artistry’s next concert sets Observations Lutheran Church toes a-tappin’ with its latest col- audiences will be blown away by the two Vlaboration. In celebration of Irish special James Galway arrangements Bill OPE Biblical Counseling & The building then housed the Unity traditions, the Kellyn Celtic Arts Irish has selected for this concert.” Training Center of Fort Myers is Church of Christianity until the early Dance Academy dancers will perform Proceeds from a free will offering Hoffering a course entitled Case 1990s, when the Diocese of Venice alongside the 22-voice choir. collected during the concert will benefit Studies & Observations on Tuesday bought the property. Audiences will revel in Celtic Footsteps To The Future. This organiza- evenings, beginning on April 3 and con- Today, it is the St. Vincent de Paul Spectacular this Sunday, March 18 at 3 tion, under the direction of Judi Woods, tinuing through June 5, from 6:30 pm Society. p.m. at the First Baptist Church of Fort empowers young women to successfully to 8:30 pm. Take a trip to see the little church Myers in the River District. The concert is transition from foster care to living inde- This course will give students the at Lafayette and Grand. Then go a few free and all are welcome. pendently. For more details, visit www. opportunity to observe outstanding coun- more blocks to the Southwest Florida Artistic director Joseph Caulkins says FootStepstotheFuture.org. selors and assess the counseling with the Museum of History, at 2031 Jackson Kellyn Celtic Arts Irish Dance Academy For additional information about the class. It will observe recorded sessions Street, to learn more about that historic gets a “wow” every time. Celtic Spectacular concert, visit www. involving: neighborhood. “They bring such energy and excite- VocalArtistry.org or www.Dance-Irish. • Relationship Issues For information, call 321-7430 or ment that audiences are spellbound. com. • Marriage Issues go to www.swflmuseumofhistory.com. From their innovative choreography, to • Conflict Resolution Museum hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., sparkling costumes and dynamic perform- • Perfectionism Tuesday through Saturday. ers of all ages, this group will always leave Live Oak Arts Fest • Anorexia Visit one of the area’s best research you wanting more,” said Caulkins. estminster Presbyterian Church • Anxiety centers, the Southwest Florida Historical The musical pieces in Celtic in Fort Myers announced that It will also prepare students for: Society, where you can indulge your curi- Spectacular play to the dancers’ and Wthe Live Oak Arts Fest will be • Certification by the National osity about church history in Fort Myers. singers’ strengths with jigs, reels, tra- held on Saturday, March 31 from 1 to Association of Nouthetic Counselors The all-volunteer non-profit organi- ditional Irish ballads and folk songs. 4 p.m. Admission is free. • Certification by the International zation is located at 10091 McGregor Highlights include Danny Boy, Brian This arts and crafts event will feature Association of Biblical Counselors Boulevard on the campus of the Lee Boru’s March, Flogging Molly Reel, The the works of local artists and craftsmen. • Undergraduate credit through County Alliance for the Arts. Gallant Weaver, Byker Hill – as sung by Enjoy live music and food for all, as well Covenant Life University Contact the society at 939-4044, Chanticleer – and The Irish Blessing by as bounce houses and face painting for HOPE has been ministering in the or drop by on Wednesday or Saturday Chilcott. the kids. Fort Myers area for over 20 years, is rec- between 9 a.m. and noon. The concert also features Southwest Westminster Presbyterian Church ommended by the Association of Biblical Sources: The archives of the Florida Symphony principal flutist William is located at 9065 Ligon Court (by Counselors and is a NANO Approved Southwest Florida Historical Society, Larsen. Larsen has become an audience Lexington Country Club) in Fort Myers. Training Center. Pages from the Past Prudy Taylor Board favorite, participating in many past Vocal Call 481-2125 for additional informa- HOPE Biblical Counseling & Training and Esther B. Colcord, and www.smlcs. Artistry concerts including the December tion. Center is located at 9065 Ligon Court org. concert This Is Christmas. in Fort Myers. For more information “I have had the privilege of working or to register, call 481-0777 or e-mail with Bill over the past 10 years, and [email protected].

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14 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 of choice. Island this Trout Fishing Most of my trout fishing this week week, I saw was done while targeting sand holes quite a few Just Keeps from Redfish Pass to Captiva Pass. This free-jumping water in the middle to northern end of and rolling Getting Better the sound remains clear even after windy tarpon. With by Capt. conditions really dirtied the southern por- our water tem- Matt Mitchell tion. Finding this nice clean and clear perature now water seemed to make all the difference at an amazing hat in the world when looking for four-pound- 76 degrees for another plus trout. March and still Wgreat week There are several natural channels and rising, we will it was out on the sloughs on the east side of North Captiva see more and water with fast that run from east to west. Clear water more tarpon moving tides and makes these easy to spot. During low tide pouring into summer-like condi- periods the trout have been on the edges the sound. tions making for and out in these somewhat deeper chan- Although I lots of options. nels. As the tide comes up, they move have not begun Trout fishing up over the grass and into the numerous to tarpon fish remains about as good as it gets with white sand holes that have salt and pep- yet this year, I lots of big fish over that magic 20-inch per bottoms. have started to size being caught throughout the sound. I move a lot while targeting these carry a few tar- Good afternoon high water also had trout. If a sand hole or channel edge pon rigs with redfish feeding better than they have for does not produce a big trout within five me just in case weeks. to 10 minutes, I slide down the edge of the opportu- Although trout can be found through- the channel or move to the next set of nity presents out the sound, larger numbers of some holes. If the trout are laid up, the bite will itsself. Usually real gator-size models have been up be almost instant or within a few seconds my first tarpon around North Captiva. These bigger of the bait slapping the water and the hook-up of the Spring break trout and redfish caught on Capt. Matt Mitchell’s boat this trout seem to school together and one bobber being popped a few times. Often, season comes week sand hole often produces three or four of after you catch half a dozen or more fish, while targeting direction and incoming tide. For 30 min- these larger fish. Large shiners and small the bite will quit and it’s time to move on. trout and is totally unexpected. Hooking a utes plus it was on fire with redfish com- pinfish fished two to three feet under a While fishing the back side of North full size tarpon on a trout rod is like bring- ing almost every cast. If the bait landed rattling popping cork have been my rigs Captiva and areas just north of Chino ing a knife to a gunfight and although fun in the right spot it would not even make to see, it’s usually over pretty quickly. it to the bottom before a redfish grabbed Afternoon high water over a two-foot it. There were a few slot-sized fish in this The course consists of two sessions on tide mark has been the perfect setup to little mangrove creek mouth but most of SCBS&PS Offers consecutive Saturdays. The second ses- chase redfish under the bushes. With the stacked-up reds were on or just below sion will be held on Saturday, March 31, wind directions seeming different almost the 18-inch minimum. What these redfish Boating Course also from 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. The daily if not hourly, I had the opportunity lacked in size though, they sure made up to fish some favorite shorelines I have not by Cdr. Mary Smelter cost of the course is $40, with a $20 cost for in numbers. However, we did manage for a second person sharing the instruc- had the right set-up to fish since the last two nice 23-inch redfish. he San Carlos Bay Sail & Power tion materials. good high water in the fall. Capt. Matt Mitchell has been fishing Squadron, a unit of the United Topics covered include hull design, On an afternoon redfish trip this week local waters since he moved to Sanibel TStates Power Squadrons, will be docking, anchoring, handling boating with longtime client Jerry Raffa from Sea in 1980. He now lives in St. James City offering America’s Boating Course on emergencies, reading channel markers Isle, New Jersey, the wind was blowing and works as a back country fishing Saturday, March 24 from 8:30 a.m. to and many other topics to make each hard from the northwest. As we idled out guide. If you have comments or ques- 12:30 p.m.This course is recognized by boating experience safer and more enjoy- of the canal I had one shoreline on my tions email [email protected]. the National Association of State Boating able. Successful completion of this course mind that was just made for this wind Law Administrators. entitles the boater to six months free The State of Florida recently passed membership in a United States Power legislation requiring anyone born after Squadron. January 1, 1988 to have passed a safe The course is being taught at the San Send Us Your Fish Tales boating course and obtain a Boating Carlos Bay Sail & Power Squadron’s he River Weekly would like to hear from anglers about their catches. 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Your Bottom CourteousCourteous ProProfessionalfessional Marine Repair SServiceervice • Dockside ServiceService Specialist ServingServing Sanibel & Captiva For LifLifee Call on Paint Prices 472-3380 • 466-3344 Dave Doane THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 15 From page 10 Senior Minister: Douglas Kelchner Season Of Praise Concert Series Traditional Worship Sunday’s 10:15 a.m. Churches/Temples Website: www.edisonchurch.org Welcomes Courtney To Shell Point Affiliated: Union for Reform Judaism UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST TEMPLE JUDEA (CONSERVATIVE) CHURCH FORT MYERS he Village Church at Shell Point 13411 Shire Lane (off Daniels Parkway Retirement Community will wel- 14486 A&W Bulb Road, Fort Myers, 433-0201, one mile west of I-75) Tcome Craig Courtney, American Minister: The Reverend Allison Farnum composer/arranger/pianist and senior Rabbi: Rabbi Elyssa Auster President: Keith Grossman Sunday services and religious education at editor of the Beckenhorst Press to per- 10:30 a.m. form on Sunday, March 18. This concert Minyan: Monday & Thursday at 9 a.m. Services: Friday night at 7:30 p.m. and For information on all church events call will be held at 6:15 p.m. in the Village Saturday morning at 9 a.m. 561-2700 or visit www.uucfm.org. Church Auditorium on The Island at Shell Religious School Sunday morning UNITY OF BONITA SPRINGS Point, and is part of the 2011-12 Season Web site: www.tjswfl.org Family Service 10 to 11 a.m. of Praise Concert Series. Preschool director: JoAnn Goldman Healing Circle 11 a.m. “Because of Craig Courtney’s significant email [email protected] Hospitality and Fellowship, 11 a.m. contributions of quality sacred music to the 433-0201, Web site: www.tjswfl.org Inspiring lesson, uplifting and dynamic church; it will be a very special privilege for Affiliated: United Synagogue of music, meditation in a loving environment. our choir to sing his music with him,” said Conservative Judaism Service held at 28285 Imperial Street, Pastor Randy Woods, minister of worship THE CHABAD LUBAVITCH Bonita Springs. Call 947-3100. and music for The Village Church. “Craig’s OF SW FLORIDA ORTHODOX WESTMINSTER PRESBYTERIAN music gives melody to inspirational mes- 5620 Winkler Road, Fort Myers CHURCH Rabbi Yitzchok Minkowicz 9065 Ligon Court, Fort Myers, across sages with his creative compositions and from HealthPark Hospital, 481-2125 arrangements.” 433-7708, E-mail: [email protected] Web site: www.chabadswf.org Senior Pastor: Robert Brunson Courtney will be in concert with The Sunday Service: Village Church Choir. Church commu- Services: Friday 6:30 p.m.; Saturday Kabbalah class 9 a.m.; 9:30 a.m. Sunday School for all ages nity choirs and university choirs around Craig Courtney 11 a.m. Blended Worship the world enjoy singing Courtney’s cho- Shacharit 10 a.m.; Kiddush at noon Minyan: Monday and Thursday 7 a.m. www.westminsterfortmyers.org ral music. This program will feature the WORD OF LIFE CHURCH inspired stories behind the music that Courtney has composed. THE NEW CHURCH The New Church of SWFL is located 2120 Collier Ave, Fort Myers, 274-8881; Tickets are available for purchase at $10 each and can be purchased online at 10811 Sunset Plaza Circ. #401, behind Services: Sunday 10 a.m.; www.shellpoint.org/villagechurch/events. For more information about the series, call Zoomers. Rev. Gabriella Cahaley offici- Wednesday 7 p.m. 454-2147. ates worship services on Sundays at 11 Bishop Gaspar and Michele Anastasi a.m. during the season. Other worship ZION LUTHERAN CHURCH events are held on the beach in Fort Myers 7401 Winkler Road, Fort Myers, Beach. See our webpage http://www.new- 481-4040, Interim Pastor Jim Eggert Taizé Worship With churchflorida.com/ or call for more informa- Pastor Peter Weeks tion 239-481-5535. Sunday Services: 8:30 a.m. Traditional; THOMAS A. EDISON 10 a.m. Blended Traditional and New Church SWFL CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Contemporary; 11:30 a.m. Contemporary. ll are invited to attend Taizé 1619 Llewellyn Drive Fort Myers Children’s Sunday School, Adult /Teen Bible Classes, 10 a.m. Worship On The Beach this Just off McGregor across from the Edison/ ASunday, March 18 at 7:30 p.m. Ford Winter Estates 334-4978 Presented by the New Church of SWFL; the service involves singing of prayer chants with simple melodies and respon- sive readings without preaching. Experience Taizé worship in the stillness BOAT of the evening on the beach at Newton Share your community Park, located at 4650 Estero Blvd. in Fort Myers Beach. They will gratefully accept news with us. RENTALS donations of canned food items for their Call 415-7732, Emergency Food Pantry. Fishing • Cabbage Key For more information, call Rev. Fax: 415-7702 Dolphin Watching Gabriella at 481-5535 or visit www.new- or email Captains Available churchflorida.com. [email protected] 472-5800 Jensen’s Marina Captiva Island

Entertainment Nightly in “Sanibel’s Social Scene” THE BEST W AY T O SEE The THE ISLANDS IS FROM T HE W ATER JACARANDA • 10 a.m. Island Cruise to Useppa Or Cabbage Key Sanibel’s Best HAPPY HOUR Happy Apps $5.95 • Adventure Sailing Cruises Reservations Required 4 - 7 p.m. Nightly in the lounge Sesame Encrusted Ahi Tuna, • 4:00 p.m. Dolphin Watch Cruise Crispy Fried Calamari, for All Cruises 1/2 Price Drinks Chilled Oysters, Steamed Shrimp, (239)472-5300 • Beach & Shelling Cruise Call & Well Liquor, Draft Beer Selections, BBQ Beef Satays, • Sunset Serenade Cruise Snow Crab Legs, Chicken Wings Cruises depart from Select House Wine beautiful Captiva Island with Island Musicians www.captivacruises.com Call for departure time 1223 PERIWINKLE WAY, SANIBEL 472-1771 16 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012

Earth Day guests participate in a mini “Fossil Dig” ed at 1450 Merrihue Drive in Naples. Conservancy To The earth-friendly event will run from A Conservancy of Southwest Florida intern shows an Earth Day guest how to find hidden 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. and will feature spe- treasures under the microscope Host Free Earth cial environmental exhibits, vendors, of the Post Office, within walking dis- made possible by the presenting sponsor, children’s carnival, face-painting, edu- tance of the Conservancy Nature Center. Fifth Third Bank. Other support for the Day Festival cational presentations, live entertainers Guests will be able to walk across the event has been provided by Subaru and he Conservancy of Southwest and guest speakers. new road and bridge on Smith Preserve Florida Power & Light. Florida will host its annual free No on-site parking is available at the Way, the new entrance from Goodlette- For more information about the TEarth Day Festival on Saturday, Conservancy, due to ongoing renova- Frank Road, to enter the free Earth Day Conservancy of Southwest Florida, call April 21 at the Conservancy of tions. Free parking will be available at Festival. 262-0304 or visit www.conservancy. Southwest Florida Nature Center, locat- the Colonial Square complex, just south Electric boat rides will be available org. hourly until 3:30 p.m. Free admission is

Brown is designed to improve the quality “Pressure Release System” to determine Six Mile Cypress of life for people with arthritis using Sun the specific details of an animal’s move- style Tai Chi. The movements will not ment. You will be amazed at the informa- Slough Preserve require deep knee bending or squatting, tion you can learn from a single track. mmerse yourself in the Six Mile which makes it easier and more comfort- There will be plenty of hands-on learning Cypress Slough Preserve. Staff and able to learn. The class will be offered as and individual attention. Space is limited Ivolunteers will offer a wide variety a six-week session for $60 or you may to 10 students. Class descriptions and of programs for the public during the drop in at any time for $12 per class. registration are on Bill’s website at www. month of March. Opportunities along (Excluded date is March 22) Reservations billmarple.com. Cost is $110 per class. the boardwalk (or in our Interpretive are required by calling 533-7440 or Bring your own lunch. Call 533-7555 Center) abound to explore nature, the online at www.leeparks.org. with any questions. For other Slough pro- arts and yourself. Working Your Digital Camera Class – gram information, visit www.leeparks.org Guided Nature Walks – Offered twice Saturday, March 21 from 10 a.m. to 3 or call 533-7550. daily (seven days a week), from 9:30 to p.m. Friends Gathering – Wednesday, 11 a.m. and from 1:30 to 3 p.m. Learn how to use the various settings March 28 from 7 to 8 p.m. Visitors will stroll along our fully acces- on your digital camera to take better pic- Join the Friends of Six Mile Cypress sible raised boardwalk trail with an expe- tures. Discover how to use focus, flash, Slough Preserve for their monthly gath- rienced Volunteer Naturalist. Walk is 90 shutter and program controls to make the ering. Speaker will be Amy Bennett- minutes long and travels three-quarters of most of your photo opportunities. Class Williams journalist with the News-Press a mile. Tour is free with paid parking of $1 is taught by Geoff Coe, a professional and author of Images Of America: per hour per vehicle. No reservations are nature photographer. Geoff will also show Along The Caloosahatchee River. Meet necessary and no groups of eight or more. you five easy ways to improve your com- in the Interpretive Center. Reservations Yoga Classes – Tuesdays through May position. There will be a 45-minute break are required by calling the Friends at 533- 8 from 9 to 10:15 a.m. for lunch (on your own). Reservations are 7557. Relax and restore in the sanctuary of required by calling 533-7440 or online at The Six Mile Cypress Slough Preserve the Slough with Terri Fields in this begin- www.leeparks.org. Contact Geoff at 209- is a beautiful Lee County Parks and ner to intermediate level traditional yoga 1209 with any questions. Recreation wetland preserve with a raised class. Students must be capable of getting New Special Program at the Six Mile boardwalk open to the public seven days up and down from the floor and must Cypress Slough Preserve – March 23, 24 a week from dawn until dusk. Visitors to have some ability to stretch and move. and 25 from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. this site will see examples of old Florida The fee is $50 for a six-week session or Bill Marple, head tracking instructor in the plants and animals that live there. $10 per class. Meet on the back deck of Tom Brown’s Tracking, Wilderness This natural setting provides the perfect of the Interpretive Center with a mat Survival & Awareness school, will be pre- backdrop for Florida wildlife such as wad- and towel (a small number of mats will senting three very unique classes at the ing birds, turtles, alligators, otters, squir- be available for use). Reservations are Slough. If you ever wanted to learn about rels, woodpeckers, butterflies, dragonflies required by calling 533-7440 or online at animal tracking, this is a fabulous oppor- and more. Opportunities to see wildlife www.leeparks.org tunity! Learn to identify different spe- are plentiful whether walking out on the Tai Chi Classes – Thursdays through cies of animals in your area at a glance, trail or sitting at a pond overlook. May 10 from 2 to 3 p.m. gain the ability to think like the animal For more information, visit www. This program offered by Vicki Elliot- by studying its gait pattern, and unlock leeparks.org or contact Heather Gienapp the secrets of the ancient Apache Indian at 533-7556.. THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 17 CROW Case Of The Week: Screech Owl by Patricia Molloy ave you ever taken a walk Hat night and heard a spooky sound from an invis- ible source? Ever felt the hair stand up on the back of your neck as you imag- ine being watched by piercing yellow eyes emanating from the dark? Whoo- hoooooo could it be? Possibly an Eastern screech owl. Unless you are a small mam- mal or large insect, you have nothing to fear from the majestic raptor that is only seven to 10 inches tall. Screech owls (Megascops asio) are one of the smallest species of owls in the world. They are strictly nocturnal hunters who are difficult to detect during daylight hours due to their habit of occupying the cavities of trees. On March 1, a screech owl was admit- This extraordinary patient being fed by Dr. Heather and gently held by an assistant ted to CROW after it was hit by a car. Upon being X-rayed, it was determined that it had not sustained any broken bones, however, it did have internal bleeding resulting in anemia. Dr. Heather immediately administered pain medication, fluids and iron to help it regenerate its red blood cells. After only 24 hours of care at the clinic, it was standing and perching. While still quite weak from the accident, it was able to eat solid foods with a little help from CROW’s team of wildlife experts. Fortunately for Dr. Heather, a raptor does not have a lot of strength in its beak to bite; a screeching owl’s real power is in its talons (note the raptor gloves being worn in the photos). This rare Eastern screech owl, patient #0400, is expected to make a full recovery and be released under the cover of night. CROW (Clinic for the Rehabilitation of Wildlife, Inc.) is a non-profit wildlife hospital providing veterinary care for native and migratory wildlife from the Gulf coast of Florida. The hospital accepts patients seven days a week from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Mail donations to P.O. Box 150, Sanibel, FL 33957. Call 472-3644 or visit www.crowclinic.org.

OUR PATIENTS CAN’T PAY THEIR BILLS BUT YOU CAN HELP “INSURE” THE ANIMALS AT CROW Go to www.crowclinic.org Click on “Help Insure a CROW Patient” Choose your favorite patient Make your pledge with a credit card Receive a certifi cate with a photo of your chosen animal by reply e-mail For more information, phone 472-3644 ext. 231 Join CROW for Walk on the Wild Side March 30, 2012 8am For more information, visit www.crowclinic.org or phone 472-3644 ext. 229 Please thank our Case of the Week ad sponsor for supporting CROW:

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for helping insure the care and feeding of our patients 18 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 Plant Smart Coconut Palm by Gerri Reaves sk any resident of visitor in South Florida if the iconic coconut palm A(Cocos nucifera) is a native, and the answer will likely be yes. After all, doesn’t everyone who comes to Florida lounge under a grace- ful coconut palm and sip from a straw stuck in a coconut? And what about the Marx Brothers’ 1929 movie The Coconuts, which relied on the iconic palm to recreate Miami on a Hollywood set? In fact, this coastal palm so identified with the Florida tropics originated in the East Indies, but is considered natural- ized in parts of South Florida and in the Keys. This graceful wind-resistant tree Falling coconuts present a real danger to The coconut palm is deemed the most useful of all palm species for its nuts, thatch, fiber reaches up to 100 feet tall. With a swol- life and property and oil len base and slender gray-brown trunk, photos by Gerri Reaves edible as well. The fiber, oil and thatch as a Category II invasive by the Florida it leans, curves or extends over the coconut that can be scooped out with a are economically important. Exotic Pest Plant Council. water, thus creating a convenient natural spoon or piece of coconut shell. Beginning in the early 1970s, the Sources: Trees of Everglades National place to recline on the beach. The outer husk ripens to a golden state’s population of the symbolic sea- Park and the Florida Keys by George B. The trunk has marked rings and yellow, eventually drying out and turn- side palm has been drastically reduced Stevenson, National Audubon Society cracks, or leaf scars. The feather-shaped ing brown. When it is cracked open, by the fatal lethal yellowing disease. Field Guide to Florida by Peter Alden et leaves – or fronds – can be more than the dark brown hairy shell – or nut – is However, disease-resistant varieties have al., and Wild Plants for Survival in South 20 feet long. revealed. now been developed. Florida by Julia F. Morton. Pale yellow plumes of flowers appear Inside the shell is a layer of snow- It prefers full sun, moisture and well- Plant Smart explores sustainable on the panicle stems low on the crown. white meat – or copra – which encases drained sandy soil. It is highly salt- and gardening practices that will help you The tree produces both the flowers and a cavity filled with sweet juice. Without drought-tolerant, but suffers from even create an environmentally responsible, its famous fruit throughout the year. those delectable offerings, there would brief exposure to freezing temperatures. low-maintenance South Florida land- Coconuts are about 16 inches in be no pina coladas, coconut cream pie, Perhaps because coconut palm was scape. diameter. Immature fruit has a fibrous Thai coconut soup or macaroons. over-planted decades ago or because smooth green outer husk. Inside is jelly The flowers and terminal buds are it propagates easily, the tree is listed

Southeastern Regional Dragon Boat Dragon Boat Association (SRDBA) points race. Dragon boating is a co-ed team sport. R Festival Roars Into Twenty people paddle the 40-foot-long dragon boat 400 meters (just less than A G Punta Gorda a quarter-mile) in about two and a half W R aishley Park will host the Second minutes. I Annual Punta Gorda Dragon Boat The 2011 inaugural event attracted LFestival on Saturday, April 14. more than 3,000 visitors to the destina- B L Racing begins at 9 a.m. tion, with 31 teams and 700 competi- L Approximately 1,000 Dragon Boat tors participating. This year promises to A paddlers from across Florida are expected attract even more competitors and spec- to battle it out on the Peace River and tators. R ® compete for cash prizes. Sponsored by The Punta Gorda Chamber of the Punta Gorda Chamber of Commerce Commerce is challenging anyone interest- and Charlotte Harbor Paddlers (www. ed in competing to put a team together charlotteharborpaddlers.com), this to benefit a charity of their choice. SEAFOOD amateur racing event is an official continued on page 19 IF OUR SEAFOOD WERE ANY FRESHER, WE WOULD BE SERVING IT UNDER WATER

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ed at the Port LaBelle Inn, off State Road Great Birding 80, two miles east of downtown LaBelle. Through March 1 there is a special room At The Big O rate of $60 per night, available by call- ing 863-675-4411 and using the promo Birding Festival code: BOBF2012, or logging onto he Big O Birding Festival will be http://www.portlabelleinn.com/. held in LaBelle from March 28 Tto 31 offering an opportunity to discover the inland natural heritage in neighboring Hendry and Glades coun- ties. From page 18 Visitors can explore a variety of habi- tats and home to more than 400 species Dragon of birds, including wood storks, Everglade snail kites, limpkins, crested cara cara, Boat Festival swallow-tailed kites and painted bun- choice. All that is needed to participate tings and see if you can spot the elusive are 20 coworkers, good friends or fellow smooth billed ani. students. Included in the entry fee are two SCCF (Sanibel-Captiva Conservation practices, each of one hour length in the Foundation) is once again a sponsor of week before the race. Then on Saturday, this Hendry County tourism event. The the team is ready to compete. foundation’s Rae Ann Wessel will guide a In addition, area Breast Cancer paddle trip through some historic, unique Survivors are being recruited to form and colorful Hendry County oxbows not a team. BCS teams from Tampa and included on her regular boat trips on the Miami have been invited and will show Caloosahatchee, and Kristie Anders will the way for the first time competitors. guide trips on Lake Okeechobee. Registration and additional information The event program and registra- about the Second Annual Punta Gorda tion form can be accessed at www. Dragon Boat Festival can be found on the BigOBirdingFestival.com. Punta Gorda Chamber of Commerce’s A festival activity pass is available that website, located at http://bit.ly/pgdrag- provides four full days of programs and onboat. exclusive tours led by prestigious experts, birding activities, scheduled meals, and transportation to and from the guided tour sites including Lake Okeechobee. This year’s Registration Roost is locat- 20 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 FMB Art Association Upcoming Events An Astonishing Life At Florida Rep Studio Theatre by Di Saggau s the one-man-show Tru opens, we find Truman Capote (Mark AChambers) lounging on a gor- geous antique love seat, talking on the phone to a dear friend. His list of friends have dwindled since he wrote his tell-all novel, Answered Prayers. It’s early in the evening on December 23, 1975 as Capote parades around his lavish apartment in the United Nations Plaza, on New York’s East Side. A door bell rings and he is delivered “A very horse trough of unspeakable poinsi- etta’s.” He says, “They are the Bob Goulet of botony.” As he hangs up from his friend, he says, “I adore you, you precious thing. Don’t you ever die.” Chambers perfectly captures Capote, Batik Parrots by M. Buelow photo by M Buelow with his high-pitched drawl and quirky mannerisms, as he makes reference to he following is a list of upcoming events at the Fort Myers Beach Art many of the more infamous events from Association: his storied life. This includes his 1966 T March 16 to April 12 – Fort Myers Beach Art Association Members Show Black & White Ball, dubbed “the party of “Anything Goes” will hang in the main gallery until the Student Scholarship Show the decade,” the struggles he faced writ- begins in April. This is an open show for all members and will feature emerging artists ing In Cold Blood, an evening of drink- Mark Chambers as Truman Capote as well as local favorites. In Studio II, the Experimental group will hang a show of their ing with Ava Gardner, and how he was work with mixed media and intuitive painting style. The play, by Jay Presson Allen, is raised by three aunts after being aban- adapted from Capote’s work and taken April 14 to 18 – Student Scholarship Show will be on display at the Fort Myers doned by his mother. Beach Art Association gallery during the hours of 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Monday to from his own words. “I have lived an astonishing life,” said Tru focuses primarily on the alienation Saturday. On April 15, the awards reception will be held from 3 to 5 p.m. and all are Capote. “I’m not like anyone else. I can welcome to attend. Capote experienced after he allowed a type 60 words a minute and I’m an alco- chapter from his unfinished Answered After April 18, the working gallery will be open from 9 a.m. to noon on holic.” He drops a lot of names as he Wednesdays and Thursdays only until mid-October. Prayers to be published in Esquire maga- talks to himself and the audience, adding, zine. He is devastated that his friends For more information on shows or classes, call 463-3909 or visit www.fortmyers- “The only thing being famous is good for, beachart.com. have deserted him, especially Babe Paley. they’ll cash your checks in small towns.” In a mix of primarily one-sided phone calls, reenactments and monologues, Chambers as Capote justifies everything from his salacious writing to his alcohol- ism with sharp wit and an entertaining delivery. Capote, a conflicted, complex and col- orful character, truly was not like anyone else, Christopher Simpson’s stylish set contains bookshelves crammed with col- lectables. Capote calls it “The decorators despair.” Tru is directed by Jason Parrish and it’s an incredibly fun production to watch. The show runs through March 17 in Florida Rep’s Studio Theatre. Tickets have been going fast. If you’re lucky, you can still see it by calling 332- 4488.

William Michals Mark Sanders ditions of luscious melodies by great This concert is sponsored in part by Share your community American composer Richard Rodgers 21st Century Oncology. news with us. on Sunday, March 18 starting at 7:30 Lisa Vroman Richard Rodgers Songbook takes p.m. This performance features music place at the Barbara B. Mann Performing Call 415-7732, GC Symphony To from some of the most famous Broadway Arts Hall. Single tickets cost $37, $42, Fax: 415-7702 musicals of all time – Oklahoma, State $47 and $57 and can be purchased or email Present Richard Fair, Carousel, The Sound of Music, online at www.gulfcoastsymphony.org, by South Pacific and much more. This one- calling 481-4849 or at the box office one [email protected] Rodgers Songbook night-only concert also features perfor- hour prior to the concert. mances by Broadway veteran guest stars For more information, send an e-mail he Gulf Coast Symphony, Lisa Vroman, William Michals and Mark to [email protected]. Southwest Florida’s premier com- Sanders. Tmunity orchestra, presents ren- THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 21 works include music for orchestra, TV, I Love New York film, theater, multimedia as well as various concert pieces. Coming To The Fukuoka has performed at Carnegie Hall, Steinway Hall, Birdland, Webster Davis Art Center Hall and Berklee Performance Center, he Sidney & Berne Davis Art and his works have been performed in Center will welcome home Zack North America, Asia and Europe. He TDobbins for a one-night perfor- resides in New York City and works with mance and art installation, I Love New various artists internationally. His new York: There’s No Place Like Home, on orchestra work will be premiered at Alice Saturday, March 17. Tully Hall (Lincoln Center) in June. Combining his performing career and Wonderful tapas will be served all eve- success as a sculptor, window designer ning. Andi Horowitz is chairing the event, and conceptual artist in Manhattan, which begins at 7:30 p.m. The Davis Art Dobbins not only will give guests a Center is located at 2301 First Street in performance of music from Broadway downtown Fort Myers. and a never before heard original single Tickets are $75 (non-members) and from his upcoming album, but will also $57.50 (members). Purchase tickets transform the space at the Davis into his online at www.sbdac.com or call 333- vision of a modern day Oz through the 1933. lens of his Manhattan home. Dobbins returns to Fort Myers for Zack Dobbins Yasuhiko “Yaz” Fukuoka his first local performance in more than such as the legendary Joe’s Pub and the Dobbins continues to write and record 15 years. He attended high school at beloved Metropolitan Room. He then, music as well as act and sing. He and his Cypress Lake Center for the Arts and by a twist of fate, was hired to design work have been published in the New was awarded the Van Sickle Scholarship windows and interiors for Barney’s New York Times, the L.A. Times, ELLE UK, by the Southwest Symphony Orchestra. York on Madison Avenue. Following his WWD as well as other publications. He He was given a full scholarship to New passion for fashion design has led him said he is thrilled to be home designing York University, where he studied acting, to engagements with icons of modern and performing and honored to be work- singing and liberal arts. fashion including Ralph Lauren, Valentino ing for The Sidney and Berne Davis Art Dobbins was cast as the youngest and Tory Burch. Center’s I Love New York. member of the world premiere of Elton Recently, he partnered with longtime Yasuhiko “Yaz” Fukuoka will accompa- John’s and Tim Rice’s Elaborate Lives friend and designer David Wright to ny Dobbins on piano. An award-winning (later renamed Aida) and understud- establish Dobbins & Wright Creative. composer/pianist, Fukuoka began his ied and performed the leading role of They have created windows and sculpture music career at the age of 15 when a Radames. He left the theater and went for brands including Debeers Diamonds, local TV producer discovered him. By the into the recording studio as well as sold- Christian Louboutin, The Soho Grand age of 18, he had already composed and out music venues around Manhattan Hotel and The Tribeca Grand Hotel. arranged for TV, film and concerts. His Independent Film Screening At The Alliance n Saturday, March 24 from 2 “Does for to 3 p.m. the Fort Myers Film VHPL¿FWLRQZKDW OFestival will screen independent ³%HUHDG\WREH short films at the Alliance for the Arts, Charles Bukowski including the documentary Kaziah The WDNHQKRVWDJH´ Goat Woman. It’s the story of goat GLGIRUWKH%HDW – Lauren Hutton, rancher Kaziah Hancock, who lives 0RYHPHQW´ actress, super-model close to the earth in a remote valley – Anita Thompson, in Utah. But, she is also known as an author, wife of Hunter American hero for her extraordinary S. Thompson ³2QHRIWKHODVW and dedicated work as an artist. She JUHDWWUXWKWHOOHUV´ has painted nearly 1,000 oil portraits of – Ron Whitehead, fallen soldiers killed since the attacks on ³5DZXQWDPHG Kentucky outlaw poet September 11, 2001. Hancock also created a foundation YXOJDUDQG called Project Compassion to extend her GRZQULJKW available at effort to paint every soldier killed serving KLODULRXV´ www.amazon.com their country abroad since 9/11. Its team – Frank Messina, of artists has now painted more than NY Mets Poet 2,500 portraits, each of which has been The event is free, with a $5 suggested presented to the soldier’s family. donation, a portion of which will go to You’re invited to the Release Party! This film delves into Kaziah’s life in Project Compassion. The Fort Myers Film polygamy, her escape to freedom, achiev- Festival runs March 21 through March 25 ing her dreams of becoming an artist with screenings at the Sidney & Berne Sun. March 25, 3pm and raising her precious goats. After Davis Art Center and the Barbara B. the screening, Fort Myers Film Festival Mann Performing Arts Hall. More infor- Reading, Book Signing, Reception founder Eric Raddatz will present one mation is available at www.artinlee.org or of Kaziah’s portraits to the family of www.fortmyersfilmfestival.com. 2nd Lt. Michael McGahan of Orlando. The Alliance for the Arts is located at Space 39 The University of Florida graduate was 10091 McGregor Boulevard, just south killed in 2010 while leading a platoon of Colonial Boulevard in Fort Myers. 39 Patio de Leon, Fort Myers, 239.690.0004 in Afghanistan. He is now buried in Arlington National Cemetery. ZZZVSDFHWKLUW\QLQHFRPƇZZZKH\QRZZKDWQRZFRP 22 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 Ninth Annual Young Artists Awards Gala n March 4, the Ninth Annual Young Artists Awards Gala was Oheld at the Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre. More than 400 people in attendance viewed the best of per- forming young artists from throughout Southwest Florida. Thirty-three scholar- ships were awarded and proceeds from the silent auction benefitted families undergoing the financial challenges of childhood cancer at the Children’s Hospital of Southwest Florida. Priscila Navarro was named Audience Choice Award winner and Instrumental Music Category Winner while Misty Drake was named the judges’ Overall Event Winner. The Young Artists Awards is a not- Brian Hamman with 2012 Young Artists Award Winners Halie Boling, Priscila Navarro, Misty for-profit organization. More information Sarah White, dance category winner Drake, Danielle Marcucci, Sarah White, Lorena Vargas and Katherine Boren can be found online at www.youngartist- sawards.org.

Host Lois Thome of WINK-TV Instrumental Music and Audience Choice Award Winner Priscila Navarro Frank Bireley, Jr., Roger Bireley and Betty Bireley

After much prayer and support, Tiffany Edwards Book thinks she is finally getting over her Three Book Signings nightmare. She even meets a man, Don Signing Event Springer. With Nonemaker uthor Jan M. Edwards, a resident Just as their relationship is getting uthor Laura Allen Nonemaker will of Punta Gorda, will be avail- serious, Tiffany finds out she is pregnant. be appearing at three upcoming Aable to sign copies of her novel, Don is overly supportive and suddenly Abook signing events, the first of Shadows of Love, on Saturday, March proposes. Tiffany, believing Don is the which will be held this Saturday, March 24 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Florida only man who will ever have her, she 17 at the Harborside Event Center, 1375 Authors Conference at Edison State accepts. She decides to give the baby up Monroe Street in Fort Myers. College, 8099 College Pkwy. in Fort for adoption and start married life with a A resident of Cape Coral, Nonemaker Myers. clean slate. Soon after the wedding, Don will be signing copies of her latest book, When Tiffany Long returns to her shows his true colors, becoming both ver- Benny’s Angel: A God’s Secret Garden hometown of Maggie Valley, North bally and physically abusive. Fearing for Adventure, from 1 to 4 p.m. Carolina, after being gone for sixteen her life, Tiffany leaves him. Her thoughts Nonemaker will also attend a book Anne Douglas, Southwest Florida soon return to the son she gave up for signing on Monday, March 19 from 9 Community Foundation years, the last thing she expects is to be reunited with an old friend and an old adoption and the man she was forced to to 11 a.m. at Curves, 1213 SE 47th flame. Growing up with an overbearing, leave, Luke Silvers. Terrace in Cape Coral and on Saturday, immoral father and an alcoholic mother A meeting in Maggie Valley provides March 24 from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at does not provide Tiffany with a fairytale Tiffany with an excuse to reunite with Barnes & Noble, 13751 S. Tamiami childhood. But when she meets Luke Luke. Although hesitant at first, the Trail (Market Square) in Fort Myers. Silvers, she thinks she finally has some- couple eventually picks up where they left Who stole the flowers in God’s Secret thing to live for. Her father, however, has off sixteen years earlier. Soon, however, Garden? Find out in Benny’s Angel, a other plans. painful secrets emerge from Shadows of delightful tale which uses animals, nature Send your When Tiffany graduates from high Love. Is Tiffany and Luke’s relationship and a visit from an angel to teach the editorial copy to: school, her father ships her off to strong enough to survive? importance of prayer and the value of Washington to live with her aunt and For more information, contact Chris trusting God. The book also makes a [email protected] uncle. Determined to make the best of Coffey at 888-361-9473 or ccoffey@ wonderful addition to an Easter basket. her less-than-desirable situation, Tiffany tatepublishing.com. For more information, contact Traci enrolls in college. When a burglar breaks Jones at 888-361-9473 or traci@tate- into her aunt and uncle’s home and rapes publishing.com. her one evening, Tiffany is distraught. THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 23

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As a senior, he batted .391 with nine home runs and 39 RBIs hen you’re 18 years old and have the opportunity to and drove in the winning run in a 4-3 vic- pitch for the University of Florida on a full-ride schol- tory over Pensacola Catholic in the 3-A Warship or garner a $1 million signing bonus from the championship game. Minnesota Twins, which do you choose? But he was quick to say that he was That was the dilemma that confronted Fort Myers native drafted by the Twins for his pitching, and Hudson Boyd last summer. that will be sole concentration in profes- The burly fireballing graduate of Bishop Verot High School, sional baseball. whose fastball has been clocked in the high 90s, pondered a We’ve written so often – and it’s a decision until the last day and the last hour of the contract-sign- proven fact – that minor league baseball ing deadline before accepting the Twins’ seven-figure offer. here, the Gulf Coast League Twins and And last week, Boyd was one of more than 100 Twins’ the Fort Myers Miracle, have developed minor leaguers who reported to spring training at the Lee County Sports Complex. numerous major league stars. “Pro baseball has always been my dream. I need to prove myself to the Twins’ But Hudson Boyd might be the first organization. I’m anxious to get going and want to be the best,” the six-foot-two, Fort Myers native to earn that distinction. Fort Myers native Hudson Boyd, left, poses 240-pound Boyd said. The New Florida Tarpons Win with Jim Rantz, senior director, minor The youngster was selected by the Twins in the first round (55th overall player) First Game leagues, Minnesota Twins, prior to the start of the 2011 Major League Draft after a phenomenal high school record. In his The Florida Tarpons are the fourth of 2012 spring training senior year he went 12-0 with a miniscule 0.46 ERA with 123 strikeouts in 73 local indoor football team – the first three innings pitched. That included a complete game shutout in the Class 3-A state failed – but the Tarpons of the Ultimate semifinals. Indoor Football League got off to a good start last week defeating the Mississippi A fast ball and a curve ball are his favorite pitches and, in fact, Baseball America, Hound Dogs 58-35 at Germain Arena. the “bible” of professional baseball, rates his curve ball as the best in the Twins’ The Tarpons were led by quarterback Brian Harris, a veteran of two seasons minor league system. with other indoor football teams, who threw for six touchdowns. He smiled when told of this distinction, saying, “I have to learn to be more con- Tarpons co-owner Andrew Haines was pleased with his team’s first-game per- sistent.” formance and the attendance at Germain. He said approximately 4,000 tickets had Boyd knows full well that high school baseball and professional baseball, even at been sold for the contest. the lowest level, are far different. Florida does not return to action until Sunday, March 25, when it hosts the After spring training and extended spring training, Boyd is likely to be assigned Lakeland Raiders. to the rookie Gulf Coast League Twins whose home field is at the Lee County Everblades Win Two of Three on the Road Sports Complex. The Florida Everblades improved their post-season hopes by winning two of “I grew up watching the Twins here in spring training so it will be pretty neat three games on the road last weekend. starting out in my home town,” he said. The local hockey team split a pair against the Wheeling Nailers and defeated Despite his youth, the young pitcher showed maturity on several accounts. He Trenton 8-2 Sunday, moving into seventh place in the ECHL Eastern Conference. still lives with his dad “to save money” and has turned to an uncle, who is a finan- The top eight teams qualify for post-season play. cial planner, to manage his hefty signing bonus. The Everblades are home at Germain Arena for three games this week against “I got what I was asking for… what it would take to pass up college,” Boyd said, the South Carolina Stingrays -- Wednesday, Friday and Saturday nights. but that doesn’t mean he will forego a college education. Professional baseball clubs

communities we serve,” said Tracy Red Sox, JetBlue Morgan, airport manager Fort Myers, Launch Community JetBlue Airways. “We have proudly served Lee County for more than 11 Spring Training Corner Program years and we are excited about this new partnership which will allow us to Home Baseball Schedule s part of their continuing out- encourage Red Sox fans to also become reach efforts, the Boston Red engaged in this great community.” Boston Red Sox – JetBlue Stadium ASox and JetBlue are helping raise Community Corners include: Thursday, March 15 – St. Louis Cardinals; 2:35 p.m. awareness of and support for local com- Thursday, March 15 vs. St. Louis – Friday, March 16 – Minnesota Twins; 7:05 p.m. munity groups through their second Island Coast AIDS Network Saturday , March 17 – Baltimore Orioles; 1:35 p.m. (split squad) annual day-of-game initiative, the JetBlue Friday, March 16 vs. Minnesota – Monday, March 19 – Minnesota Twins; 1:35 p.m. Community Corner program. Special Equestrians Tuesday, March 20 – Toronto Blue Jays; 7:05 p.m. JetBlue is the sponsor of JetBlue Monday, March 19 vs. Minnesota – Minnesota Twins – Hammond Stadium Park at Fenway South, the Red Sox’s Calusa Nature Center & Planetarium Thursday, March 15 – Pittsburgh Pirates; 1:05 p.m. new 106-acre spring training and player Tuesday, March 20 vs. Toronto – Friday, March 16 – Baltimore Orioles, 1:05 p.m. development complex located at 11581 Wake Up America Sunday, March 18 – Pittsburgh Pirates; 1:05 p.m. Daniels Parkway in Fort Myers. Thursday, March 22 vs. New York – Thursday, March 22 – Baltimore Orioles, 1:05 p.m. A different non-profit organization will Brotherhood Ride occupy a kiosk booth on Fenway South Saturday March 24 vs. Philadelphia – Drive at each home game where they can March of Dimes distribute information to the 11,000 fans Tuesday, March 27 vs. Tampa – The Lic No. MV 81675 that regularly attend Red Sox spring train- Children’s Hospital of Southwest Florida Randy’s Auto Repair, LLC BUMPER ing games. Thursday, March 29 vs. Toronto – www.RandysAutoRepairLLC.com “The JetBlue Community Corner ini- Cajun Classic Foundation TO tiative invites nonprofit groups to bring a Sunday, April 1 vs. Minnesota – The 16191 San Carlos Blvd, Ste 1 BUMPER Harry Chapin Food Bank small number of volunteers to a Spring Fort Myers, FL 33908 &HUWL¿HG6HUYLFH&HQWHUV Training game to distribute literature and Monday, April 2 vs. Washington – bring awareness about their organiza- PACE Center for Girls Tel. 267-2556 OIL CHANGE tion to fans attending a game at JetBlue The April 1 game will feature a food “Ich spreche Deutsch” Park,” said Katie Haas, director of Florida drive for the Harry Chapin Food Bank. HOURS: SPECIAL business operations. Ticket holders are asked to bring non-per- M-F: 9am - 5:30pm $17.99 “JetBlue strives to be a part of the ishable food donations to these games. (up to 5 qts.) Sat & Sun: By Appt. FOREIGN & DOMESTIC THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 25 Man About Town Fundraiser Held

Sheriff Mike Scott, Chad Oliver, Andrew Sicnolf, chef Brian Roland, attorney John Agnew, Police Chief Baker, David Collins and Maxwell Thompson ttorney Heather Fitzenhagen, marketing director of Condo & HOA Law Group, PLLC, hosted Man About Town, a fundraising event featuring a AGQ-style men’s fashion show with celebrity models that included Lee County Sheriff Mike Scott, Fort Myers Police Chief Doug Baker, Fort Myers Mayor Randy Henderson, chef Brian Roland and NBC-2 reporter Chad Oliver. The event raised thousands of dollars to benefit the local American Red Cross chapter, and was held on March 1 at Saks Fifth Avenue in the Bell Tower Shops. Team Kurokawa won 33 medals at a recent karate tournament Man About Town also featured specialty beer and fine wine tastings, BLACK by Team Kurokawa athletes, coaches and Norman Love Confections, a selection of Team Kurokawa referees who participated included Zoe hearty appetizers prepared by top chefs at Apicella, Anthony Barbato, Joel Coffin, CRU, Blu Pointe Oyster Bar & Seafood Earns 33 Medals Justin Coffin, Nathan Coffin, Jacob Grill, Bistro 41 and TGI Friday’s, and Corey, Kent Corey, Halley Deleeuw, Ben amazing raffle items from Eyetopia, Key thletes with Fort Myers-based Diaz, Carmen Diaz, Fernando Espinoza, West Boutique, Grimaldi’s Pizzeria, Trini In Kurokawa Martial Arts won 33 Dillon Fretwell, Bryant Grafton, Jean Private, Thistle Lodge and more. medals at the Florida District A Gruss, Sam Gruss, Andrew Hanlon, Jay Fitzenhagen is one of the celebrity Karate Championship in Fort Pierce on Herbst, Nicole Herbst, Damon Lamont, dancers for StarStruck 2012, the annual February 25. More than 350 athletes rep- Taylor Lamont, Jeff Lentz, Matthew fundraising gala for the Red Cross, which resenting teams from throughout Florida Lentz, Alex Martinez, Jose Martinez, will be held on Saturday, March 24 at the competed at the tournament, sponsored Jeanne Michelle McCaughey, Max Hyatt Regency Coconut Point Resort. She by the Amateur Athletic Union. Modica, Sofia Modica, Bryan Niven, hosted Man About Town to raise money At the championship event, Kurokawa Sardor Nosirov, Caleb Owens, Donavon and build awareness for the American Red founders Dr. Timothy Brooks (Soke) and Owens, DonAngelo Vaccaro and Elise Cross. Sponsors for StarStruck 2012 are Lady Teruko Kurokawa-Brooks were Vertich. Condo & HOA Law Group, PLLC; ICI, introduced as special guests. They have For more information about tourna- The Martel Agency; White House Black been proponents of the art of authen- ment participation, karate, or to view Market; Wittenborn Plastic Surgery; and tic karate for almost 50 years. Team Anne Wittenborn and Nicole Laquis pictures from this event, go to www.fort- Home-Tech. Kurokawa, now in its second year, was myerskarate.com. among the largest at the tournament.

for a table of eight. Children under 10 Diamond Dinner are $20 per ticket. To purchase tickets or for more infor- At JetBlue Park mation, e-mail BostonGolf@leememorial. he Lee Memorial Health System org or call the Lee Memorial Health Foundation announced last week System Foundation office at 343-6067. Tthat tickets are now on sale for the Tickets to the March 27 game are not Boston Red Sox Children’s Hospital 15th included in the Diamond Dinner ticket Annual Diamond Dinner, scheduled for price. In the event of inclement weather, Tuesday, March 27 at 6 p.m. attendees are asked to consider their tick- This one-of-a-kind event offers guests et purchase a donation to The Children’s the opportunity to dine on the beauti- Hospital of Southwest Florida. ful grounds at JetBlue Park. Guests will Sheriff Mike Scott and event host Heather enjoy a delicious dinner provided by Fitzenhagen Gina Birch and Brian Simon Outback Steakhouse of Fort Myers, an interactive panel discussion with Boston Red Sox players and management and the chance to bid on a great selection of fantastic auction items including hand- Share your community signed Boston Red Sox memorabilia and news with us. a chance to watch a game from atop Fenway Park’s famed Green Monster. Call 415-7732, Boston Red Sox manager Bobby Fax: 415-7702 Valentine (scheduled to appear) serves as Honorary Chair for the event. or email Proceeds will benefit an expansion of The [email protected] Children’s Hospital of Southwest Florida. All funds raised will be matched dollar for dollar by a generous philanthropist. Tickets are $50 per person or $375 Gina Birch, Lora Ulrich, Stephanie Davis and Bob Goodman 26 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 achievement. In middle-income neighbor- and adults in this most wonderful pas- School Smart hoods, the ratio is 13 books per child. In time. Locally, one of the best events to FGCU Hosts by Shelley M. low-income neighborhoods, the ratio is celebrate reading is the Southwest Florida Greggs, NCSP one book per 300 children. Reading Festival. This year’s Festival will Spring Expo Outcome data are not favorable for be held at Centennial Park, on Saturday, ear children with low literacy levels. Half of March 17 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. There Open House Shelley, youth with substance abuse problems will be authors for all to meet, book sign- he public is invited to attend the D There have reading problems and only 2 per- ings, presentations, story telling, technol- Graduate Studies Spring Expo to are many slogans cent of children with low literacy skills ogy exhibits, contests and, of course, Tlearn about graduate, doctoral and that support the graduate from a four-year college. Further food. The event is held rain or shine and certificate programs offered at Florida importance of read- bad news is that 85 percent of all juve- it is free to attend. Gulf Coast University from 5 to 7 p.m. ing for children niles who have contact with the juvenile For a schedule of events see http:// on Thursday, March 22 in the Cohen such as Reading court system are functionally non-literate, readfest.org/. See you there! Center ballroom. Is Fundamental, that means that they read at about a Ms. Greggs is adjunct faculty at Faculty and staff will be available to Blast Off With third grade level. In 2003, the National Edison State College where she teaches discuss programs in business, counseling, Books, Reading Rocks and many, many Institute for Literacy reported that limited psychology and education courses. criminal forensic studies, criminal justice, more. These slogans are all true. Being literacy skills cost businesses and taxpay- She is also Nationally Certified School education, English, history, mathematics, a competent reader and having a love of ers approximately $20 billion a year in Psychologist and consultant for School environmental science and studies, health reading are two of the most important lost wages, profits and productivity. Consultation Services, a private educa- professions, public administration and behaviors for children to acquire. Clearly literacy skills must be a primary tional consulting company. Questions social work. Children’s literature started to become focus for families and schools. Teaching for publication may be addressed to In addition, FGCU offers certification popular in the early 1800’s with Mother children to be strong readers will give [email protected]. Not all questions and continuing education programs for Goose and The Brother’s Grimm tales them many more opportunities for a suc- submitted can be addressed through career enhancement. and stories. In 1837, novels for children cessful life. Right now as many of our this publication. Representatives from FGCU’s Testing appeared and illustrated children’s books textbooks and pleasure reading books Center, Financial Aid and Scholarship became widely available in the 1890’s. shift to a digital format, we may be able Office will provide information about their Since then we have seen this genre to encourage children to read more since services. The Graduate Studies staff will develop and grow enormously. Children’s the digital format offers many interactive Share your community discuss admission requirements. books now make up about 25 percent of tools to aid reading skills, But no matter news with us. Prospective students are encouraged all books sold. the format, the key to reading is access to to RSVP by e-mail at [email protected] Children’s literacy is a major focus for books and encouragement to read. Call 415-7732, or call 590-7988. both parents and educators. Literacy skills In the United States, March is National are strongly linked to success in school Reading Month, which began March 2 Fax: 415-7702 and in life. Access to books is a key fac- with National Reading Day in honor of or email tor for developing reading skills. Studies Dr. Seuss’ birthday. There are many cel- [email protected] indicate that the number of books in ebrations, contests and activities held all the home typically can predict a child’s over the country to engage both children

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Do you have one Individual by Jennifer Basey as needed, to help ensure your holdings Retirement Account (IRA) with one finan- are suitable for your risk tolerance, time pringtime is cial services provider and a second IRA horizon and short- and long-term goals. almost here. with another? Do you have a couple of Spring cleaning can reinvigorate your SIf you’re like old 401(k) accounts with former employ- many people, the ers? And have you scattered investments arrival of spring here, there and everywhere? By consoli- means it’s time dating all these accounts in one place, Locals Named To Honor List to spruce up your you can cut down on paperwork, reduce he following students were named to the Honor List of Oxford College, the home. But why fees and, most importantly, unite your two-year liberal arts division of Emory University located in Oxford, Georgia, stop there? This investment dollars so that it’s easier for Tfor the 2011 fall semester. Students must have a cumulative grade point aver- year, consider you to see what you have and then follow age of 3.5 or higher to be named to the Honor List. applying some of a single, coherent investment strategy. • Amelia Van Pelt of Cape Coral – daughter of James Van Pelt of Fort Myers and those same spring-cleaning techniques • Prepare for turbulent weather. As Margaret Van Pelt of Cape Coral. to your investment portfolio. you know, springtime can bring heavy • William Heise IV of Fort Myers – son of William Heise III and Beth Heise. Here are some ideas you may want to rains, hail, strong winds and other threats Emory University is known for its demanding academics, outstanding undergradu- put to work: to your home. As part of your overall ate experience, highly ranked professional schools and state-of-the-art research facili- • Get rid of clutter. You probably don’t spring cleaning, you may want to check ties. Emory encompasses nine academic divisions as well as the Carlos Museum, The have to look too far around your home to the condition of your roof, clear branches Carter Center, the Yerkes National Primate Research Center and Emory Healthcare, find things that are broken or simply no away from your house, clean your gutters Georgia’s largest and most comprehensive health care system. longer useful to you. If you poke around and downspouts, and take other steps to your portfolio, you might make similar protect your property from the ravages of discoveries: an investment that has chron- Mother Nature. And just as you need to ically underperformed, duplicates another safeguard your home, you’ll want to pro- investment or met your needs in the past tect the lifestyles of those who live in that but is less relevant to your current situa- home – namely, your family. You can tion and goals. Once you identify these help accomplish this by reviewing your CATS & DOGS types of investments, you may decide to life and disability insurance to make sure sell them and use the proceeds to take it’s still sufficient for your needs. advantage of opportunities that may • Get professional help. You may find prove more valuable to you. that you can’t do all your spring cleaning • Consolidate. Over the years, you by yourself. For example, if your carpets may have accumulated multiple versions and rugs are heavily soiled, you may of common household items – brooms, need to call in a professional cleaner. Or THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 27 Condo and HOA meeting should be noticed but the notice Condominium and Community Association should state that it is a closed meeting. In Law published by The Florida Bar and he Requirements For an emergency the board may meet with regularly speaks and writes on community less than 48 hours notice or no notice if association law topics. He can be contacted Condo And HOA necessary. Owners may attend the emer- at [email protected]. gency meeting, however, if they learn of Board Meetings the meeting. Very few matters are con- sidered an emergency. As they say, only Beckwith To Be By Richard matters involving “fire, flood or blood” D. DeBoest II, are an emergency. There is no such thing Featured On Attorney at Law as meeting in “executive session” except ertain legal when the attorney is present or personnel VoiceAmerica require- matters are discussed. 4. A “personnel matter” means a mat- ope HealthCare Services Cments must President and CEO Samira K. be adhered to for ter involving an employee or prospective employee of the association. Most asso- HBeckwith will be a guest on The all board meetings Dr. Melanie Show, a web-based talk of condominium ciations do not have “employees,” but rather have contracted vendors who are radio program with 2.5 million listeners and homeowner worldwide. Beckwith will address the associations. I will not employees. 5. The notice of a board meeting must roles of social workers in caring for peo- outline them in the next two columns. Samira K. Beckwith include the date, time and place of the ple with serious and advanced illness. 1. Notice of all general board meet- Beckwith received an undergradu- ings must be posted at least 48 hours in meeting and an agenda of the matters Melanie will discuss social work issues to be discussed. If special assessments or ate and Masters degree in Social Work including care management, manag- advance on the property at a pre-desig- from The Ohio State University. She is nated location for posting notices. Board rules affecting the use of a unit are to be ing the activities of daily living; in-home considered, these items must be specifi- a Licensed Certified Social Worker and safety; encouraging socialization; and meetings at which special assessments are an inductee in The Ohio State University to be considered, the budget adopted or cally identified on the agenda, including caregiver support. the amount of the proposed special College of Social Work Hall of Fame. She The program will originally be aired rules affecting the use of a parcel adopted has also been honored by the National must be noticed by posting and mailed to assessment. on Thursday, March 22 at 1 p.m. on 6. A vote or abstention from voting, Association of Social Workers. the VoiceAmerica Health & Wellness all members at least 14 days in advance The Dr. Melanie Show, hosted by Dr. of the meeting. on each matter voted upon for each Channel, online at www.voiceamerica. director present, must be recorded in Melanie Barton, focuses on education com/show/1929/the-dr-melanie-show. 2. Owners are entitled to attend all and resources related to health and well- board meetings. the minutes. This means recording the It will be archived on the site for future vote as “unanimous” in the minutes is ness. In observance of National Social access. 3. The only exception to the forego- Work Month in March, Beckwith and Dr. ing rule is when the board is meeting improper. You should record each direc- with the association’s attorney to discuss tor’s vote, i.e. John Doe – Yea, Mary proposed or pending litigation, or the Smith – Nay, etc. board is going to discuss “personnel This information is general and is matters.” In such cases, the homeown- not intended as specific legal advice ers may be excluded from the meeting. applicable to your association. DeBoest When a meeting is to be closed, the recently co-authored a chapter in Florida

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My question Some experts suggest taking your anti- food sensitivities to wheat and dairy, for is not about natural biotic on an empty stomach to achieve example). That last one is a life-changer! alternatives – I don’t higher blood levels but this often back- believe in that stuff. fires. As a pharmacist for 23 years, I’ve I just want to know noticed that people commonly throw up they can understand and apply to their what the side effects are of antibiotics and when they do this, so I think it’s better to March Is National everyday lives. As of June 2011, the “My any other safety precautions. Thanks for take your antibiotic with food (and keep it Plate” theme replaced the “My Pyramid” letting me pick your brain. down) than to take it on an empty stom- Nutrition Month by dividing a plate into four sections for TE, Decatur, Illinois ach and potentially lose it. The final word ach March, the Academy of each food recommended, with a glass to There are well over 100 antibiotics on this should come from your personal Nutrition & Dietetics (formerly The represent dairy products, all which will and they are the single most frequently health care advisor. EAmerican Dietetic Association), the benefit us for a lifetime. prescribed medication of our time. Some Antibiotics are stupid. They can’t dis- world’s largest organization of food and The 2010 guidelines recommend: people with viral and fungal infections are tinguish bad bacteria from good ones, nutrition professionals, encourages con- • Consume “increased” fruits and veg- often prescribed antibiotics, which only which means your camp of friendly flora sumers to follow the dietary Guidelines etables, grains and proteins. target bacteria. Big mistake. Antibiotics or “probiotics” is destroyed. 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We have hundreds of prescription supplements, but I would be remiss if I nutrition. think outside the box to make meals both antibiotics today, but prior to that, doc- didn’t suggest a probiotic supplement March annually gives us an oppor- healthy and enjoyable. tors prescribed colloidal silver, turmeric, (especially those containing lactic acid tunity to remind consumers that there For more information, visit www. oregon grape root, oregano oil, olive leaf bacteria) which rejuvenates your gut integ- is science and evidence based research health.gov/dietaryguidelines.org.

generosity. Mom And Me Have you heard this from others? Bessie Dear Bessie, Yes, I have. Many people are takers and not givers – they accept all of the help from others, but will give nothing in return. Many people in our mobile society just seem to disconnect and keep the focus on themselves and disregard their weak- ened friends. “A NIGHT FOR LIFE V” I recently heard about a family that Dinner Show to Benefi t moved from a third world country to the by Lizzie and Pryce USA. They were delightful people and showed compassion to their neighbors, ORGAN TRANSPLANT RECIPIENTS izzie and Pryce answer your ques- and especially to a sick elderly neighbor. tions and give advice about aging Good people are everywhere, but OF SW FLORIDA, INC. Lconcerns from a two-generational there are also many self-centered individu- perspective. 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THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 29 Dr. Dave So I don’t think we’re doing that topic share her shows with ESPN, meaning the water fountain in my executive wash- first thing. But I might be wrong. We only way I will ever get on ESPN is if I room. Oprah Called... tackle common yet embarrassing medical climb the hockey glass naked again. Like the column? You’ll LOVE topics, ranging from foot odor to halitosis To my patients and staff, I beg your the book the Doctor is In(sane), avail- Dr. Dave! to infinity and beyond. And we pop up in forgiveness for the past several months as able at Sanibel Island Books & Gifts. by Dr. Dave malls and bars and such to impart some I have had to leave town to film. Arnold, I Contact Dr. Dave or read more at www. Hepburn fascinating, pertinent and very useful will be right back to close up your biopsy wisequacks.org. tidbits that you – the everyday health con- wound. Heather, please keep compres- prah: Is sumer – can use. sions going on Mrs. Bloggins, until I’m this Dr. I have been tutored by bonny Scottish back. Remember, two breaths for every ODave, the co-host Isla Traquair. Together, we are 30 compressions. Canadian? the stunning and the stunned. And she’s So please join me at the ranch for the Send your Dr Dave: very, very funny. Not funny as in “Mrs. launch of Buy.o.logic on April 3 at 9:30 Depends. Is this Hepburn, that son of yours is, well, a little p.m. So far it is me, my dog Leo and my editorial copy to: Revenue Canada? funny.” She is worth the price of admis- wife, who promises to peek her head in Oprah: This is sion alone. during commercials. I’ll have peanuts, [email protected] Oprah Winfrey. I’ll If you don’t own OWN you won’t see chips, wobbly pops, fluffy pillows and for get right to it. Oz is Isla or I, as apparently Oprah doesn’t those of you so inclined... I’ve got a new skipping on down the yellow brick road somewhere over the rainbow. Besides, he’s a cardiologist and as such we figure he knows little of common topics like Eyelid Surgery Center toenail fungus. We took one look at you, Fort Myers Offi ce and immediately we thought “FUNGUS!” 239.481.9995 Dr. Dave: I see. Oprah: We’d like you to cohost a show on OWN, a show that deals with We are conveniently embarrassing yet common problems that located on the corner of folks have a hard time discussing with Summerlin and Winkler. their doctor. Dr. Dave: Well as you know medical integrity is important to me so let me ask, Over 65? does it pay well? Oprah: You’ll make Think eyelid surgery is not aff ordable? 1/9987239792606206884th of my Medicare STILL pays! salary. Plastic & Reconstructive Eyelid Quiz Dr Dave (hand covering the phone): Eyelid Surgery Honey, we’re rich! Can you see your eyelids? And then I woke up. Sort of. It wasn’t really Oprah, but it was close. Do you have to raise your eyebrows to see more clearly? It was Erin Redden, who is one step away Have you hit your head on a cabinet door while open? from my wonderfully warped soul sista Heather Hawthorn Doyle, half a step Is it diffi cult to see beside you without turning your head left or right? away from Bag Media, a step below Mitt Do your eyelids close while you are reading? Romney (who bows to Pope Benny Rat), When you play tennis, do you have trouble serving? a few feathers away from the archangel Michael and finally, up to Oprah. Like I Do your eyelids feel heavy? Natasha, COA said... close. The OWN network features shows like If you answered “yes” to one or more of these questions, you qualify for a FREE, Shania Twain Sings Like An Ostrich no obligation eyelid screening performed by Natasha, COA. and Anna and Kristina’s Shoplifting Bags. Not a lot of shows with wrenches, Screening candidates receive a $25 movie gift card. Sherman tanks or hockey player hilights, unless they’re undergoing blonde hilights Dean W. Larson, M.D. in the latest metrosexual makeover show. Before After No, when it comes to OWN, there are • Board Certifi ed Eyelid a lot of women involved. The bidet in the executive washroom was a bit of a Surgeon since 1990 hint. So, at our very first team meeting, I looked around the room at all of these • Diplomat of Th e American lovely estrogenic executives. “We have decided that the first topic for our show Board of Ophthalmology will be...” Now I’m the kind of guy who prefers • Over 15,000 surgeries to shop at places with a tire or a burger WE OFFER on the roof. I like monster truck rallies performed successfully and hockey fights – better yet, monster • One-surgeon practice -- you always see the same doctor • No assembly-line surgery - you’re the only one hockey fights. If I ever accidentally find • Serving Lee, Charlotte • Personalized post-operative attention • Specialty-trained nursing staff myself in the wrong (monarch butterflies & Hendry County • Catered, accommodating care, tailored to your needs and absorbent clouds) aisle at a grocery NO DOCTOR REFERRAL NEEDED store, I all but go catatonic. patients for over 19 years “... will be female orgasms.” Before After My jaw fell so hard that it knocked the lint out of my navel. They’re testing me. I looked around for a camera. Nothing. The little Oompa Loompas running around my frontal lobe were heading to their panic stations. “Dr. Dave, as our expert what do you think of...” “Expert?? I don’t even know how to www.EyelidsOnly.com use a bidet, for Oprah’s sake!” 30 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 Vintner’s Challenge Takes Wine Fest Over The Top, Nets Record $2 Million he 2012 Southwest Florida Wine & Food TFest, held on February 24 and 25 at Miromar Lakes Beach & Golf Club, raised a record-breaking $2 million (net, after expenses) thanks to Joe Anderson of Benovia Winery. In the final minutes, Anderson made a $100,000 pledge and inspired dozens of generous bidders to make additional donations. The proceeds of the event will be donated directly to three charities benefiting children’s Host Kellie Burns with Lee Memorial Hospital President health care in our area. The and CEO Jim Nathan and auctioneer Scott Robertson weekend started with nine Chef Vintner dinners held the eve- ning before in host homes from Naples, Miromar Lakes and Bonita Springs to Fort Myers. Special touches and exciting auction lots included the NFL Cliff and Georganne Williams with Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders Professional auctioneer Scott Robertson, voiceover artist Chris Corley and NBC-2’s dancing and igniting the auc- Kellie Burns guided several hundred attendees through Saturday’s bidding and festivi- tion goers, the celebrity of AC/ ties at the Miromar Lakes Beach & Golf Club. Along with the auction, local chefs DC bass player Cliff Williams, joined more than a dozen wineries and distributors in the event’s Grand Tasting of an appearance by a Danica wine and food. Patrick look-a-like, the trip of a The Children’s Hospital of Southwest Florida will receive the majority of the pro- lifetime to Cuba including mass ceeds from this year’s event as the primary beneficiary. Edison State College and with Pope Benedict XVI and a Florida Gulf Coast University will receive donations to support Edison’s pediatric nurs- VIP trip to Benovia Winery in ing program and FGCU’s music therapy program. Sonoma Valley. Southwest Florida Food & Wine Fest Trustee Dave Copham with Signature Vintner Joe Anderson of “We exceeded our expectations again this year, thanks to our very philanthropic This year’s “Fund A Cause” Benovia Winery supporters. We netted $1.6 million last year,” said Steve Machiz, MD, Southwest surpassed all expectations by Florida Wine & Food Fest founding chairman. “The trustees, dinner hosts, wineries, raising more than $400,000 to chefs and donors really stepped up to take this event truly over the top. I am always purchase GE Giraffe baby incubators for The Children’s Hospital Neonatal Intensive amazed by the generosity of the wonderful people attending Wine Fest.” Care Unit. Over the past three years, generous Wine Fest patrons have given enough Northern Trust was the title sponsor of the 2012 Wine & Food Fest. Along with to purchase seven of these specially equipped beds that mimic the mother’s womb. Miromar Lakes Beach & Golf Club, other supporters of the event included Norman This year’s “Fund A Cause” will provide an additional nine incubators. Love Confections, Angelina’s Ristorante and Palm Printing - Strategic Solutions. The signature painting created by 7-year-old oncology patient Olivia Ramsey, gen- The Southwest Florida Wine & Food Fest is a signature event of the SWFL erated $125,000 in donations. The original piece will be donated back to the hospital Children’s Charities, Inc., a 501c3 non-profit organization that provides funding to and featured along with previous years’ child art on a wall named in memory of Jerry local charities serving local children. For more information, visit www.swflwinefest.org Schmoyer, long-time supporter of Wine Fest who lost his battle with cancer last year. or call 278-3900.

Davina & The Vagabonds Continues Outdoor Concert Series At Alliance

Davina & The Vagabonds in concert Carvale on vocals and upright base; Connor McRaie on vocals and drums; Dan Eikmeier on vocals and trumpet; and Ben Link on vocals and trombone. The group rocked the Alliance Concert Series in 2011 and were so well-received they’re back by popular demand. Davina & The Vagabonds Chairs, blankets and coolers are not only wel- Davina Sowers at the piano come, but recommended. General admission is he Alliance for the Arts’ Bruce T. Gora Sunday Sunset Concert Series contin- $20. ues this Sunday, March 18 with Minnesota-based Davina & The Vagabonds. Rebekah Pulley & Band will conclude the series on April 22. Call 939-2787 or buy TThe high energy, five-piece jazz/blues/rock band is known in The Twin Cities tickets online at www.ArtInLee.org. Concerts begin at 5 p.m. and gates open an hour as one of the busiest bands in town, averaging more than 300 performances a earlier. Proceeds from the concert series benefit Alliance year-round Education and year. John Bream of the Star Tribune said Davina’s voice “… evokes Adele’s – Outreach Programming. with more depth, sass and humor.” The band is comprised of Davina Sowers on vocals, piano and ukulele; Michael THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 31 Foundation Holds Spring Legacy Society Reception he Southwest Florida Community Foundation held its spring lun- Tcheon for Legacy Society mem- bers on February 29 at Cypress Lake Country Club in Fort Myers. Guest speaker Jim Nathan, presi- dent and CEO of Lee Memorial Health System, addressed the 100 attendees on why giving matters from real people offering real solutions for real community change. Santini grant recipients were also presented including Cecilia St. Arnold, Ed Kominowski and Berne Davis program director Junior Achievement Karen and Jim Nathan with Dawn-Marie Driscoll of Southwest Florida, Jessica Pralle, program manager Boys & Girls Club Charlotte County, Alexis Loukota, student at Port Charlotte Middle School, John Gamba, board of trustees, AFCAAM, Robert Kenny, Ph.D., department chair, Leadership, Counseling and Educational Technology, FGCU and Veronica Torres, Digital U. program student. Legacy Society members include any individual who has established an endowed fund or informed the SWFLCF that, upon their passing, an endowed Betty Bireley and Ron Penn fund will be established. Being a member of the Legacy Society provides opportuni- With assets of more than $59 million, the ties for meeting other supporters of the community foundation has provided more community foundation and developing than $48 million in grants and scholar- new friendships. ships to the communities it serves. For The Southwest Florida Community more information, call 274-5900 or visit Foundation has been supporting the www.floridacommunity.com. communities of Lee, Charlotte, Glades, Cecila St Arnold, Alexis Loukota and Jessica Pralle Hendry and Collier counties for 34 years.

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Al Hanser, Rusty Whitley and Robert Kenny Kathy Bruno, Fred Morgan and Melvin Morgan 32 THE RIVER - MARCH 16,DID 2012 YOU KNOW TRIVIA TEST SPORTS QUIZ 1. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: What term refers to a type of patterned sock or sweater 1. Who holds the Los Angeles Dodgers record for longest hitting streak? and a region within a country? 2. Since 1940, name the only two players to retire with a career batting average better 2. LOGOS: What is the offi cial logo of the Atlanta Braves baseball team? than .335. 3. HOLIDAYS: When was Father’s Day fi rst celebrated offi cially? 3. Who holds the NFL record for most consecutive games with at least one touchdown 4. CHEMISTRY: What is the color of sulfur at room temperature? pass? 5. ANATOMY: What human organs are responsible for cleaning waste from blood? 4. Name the last Wooden Award winner (top collegiate player) before Kevin Durant to 6. HISTORY: In what year did U.S. law require cars to include turn signals? go on to win an NBA season scoring title. 7. FOOD & DRINK: Which vegetables are used primarily in succotash? 5. Which No. 1 overall draft pick recorded a hat trick the earliest in his NHL career? 8. BIBLE: What is the longest book in the Old Testament? 6. Name the only two drivers to win from the pole position in NASCAR Cup’s 9. U.S. GOVERNMENT: Which Constitutional Amendment deals with self-incrimina- Homestead-Miami Speedway. tion? 7. When was the last time before 2012 that no male U.S. tennis player made the fi nal 10. MOVIES: What new category was added to the Academy Awards in 2001? 16 at the Australian Open?

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You would do well in the healing • It’s still not known who made this sage TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) It’s not arts. observation: “Wisdom is divided into two easy to bring order to a chaotic situation, parts: a) having a great deal to say, and b) not whether it’s in the workplace or at home. But THIS WEEK IN HISTORY saying it.” if anyone can do it, you can. A pleasant sur- • In 1931, the Newspaper Enterprise prise awaits you by week’s end. • On March 23, 1836, in hopes of keeping Association predicted that crime would be GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Be careful pace with the furious march of technology, nearly gone in 20 years. that you don’t make an upcoming decision the U.S. Mint unveils its first steam-powered • Do you subscribe to the adage “A rose solely on the word of those who might have press. The new-fangled contraption helped by any other name would smell as sweet”? their own reasons for wanting you to act as crank out coins more efficiently. Consider this: Would that teen heartthrob of they suggest. Check things out for yourself. • On March 25, 1911, at the Triangle an earlier day, Bobby Darin, have become so CANCER (June 21 to July 22) A per- Shirtwaist Company in New York’s Lower popular if he had been known by his given sonal relationship that seems to be going East Side, a fire quickly engulfs the factory name, Walden Cassotto? nowhere could be restarted once you know and claims 146 lives, mostly young women. • At one time, Canada’s CBC network why it stalled. An honest discussion could Because management had locked the exit banned the children’s cartoon “Rocky and result in some surprising revelations. doors, many of the garment workers either Bullwinkle” because of its sometimes unflat- LEO (July 23 to August 22) That unex- expired from asphyxiation or leapt from win- tering portrayal of the Mounties. pected attack of self-doubt could be a way of dows -- a fatal, 10-story fall. The factory’s • The Goodrich company, known primar- warning yourself to go slow before making a owners were eventually found guilty on ily for its tires, also invented the first modern career-changing decision. Take more time to charges of manslaughter. golf ball. do a closer study of the facts. • On March 20, 1920, Bugatti deliv- • Sometimes scientists get to express their VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) ers its first 16-valve car to a customer in creativity when they have the opportunity to A workplace problem needs your attention, Switzerland. The Bugatti was a symbol of name things. Take deep-sea sites, for exam- now, before it deteriorates to a point beyond wealth and status, and its cars were equipped ple: in the North Atlantic is the Porcupine repair. A trusted third party could be helpful with massive racing engines. The renowned Abysmal Plain, Clam Acres is off the west in closing the gaps that have opened. American dancer Isadora Duncan was riding coast of Mexico, and there’s a site near the LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) in a Bugatti when her trademark long scarf Galapagos Islands called Hole-to-Hell. A recent family situation could give rise to a caught in a rear wheel of the vehicle, and she • Those who study such things have new problem. Keep an open mind and avoid was instantly strangled to death. found that a sneeze leaves your mouth at making judgments about anyone’s motives • On March 22, 1947, President Harry more than 100 m.p.h. until all the facts are in. Truman issues an executive decree estab- • Donald Duck’s middle name is SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) lishing a sweeping loyalty investigation of “Fauntleroy.” Rely on your always-sharp intuition to alert federal employees in every department and • The game of chess originated in you to potential problems with someone’s agency. The program uncovered only a few India in about 2,000 B.C. -- it was called attempt to explain away the circumstances employees whose loyalty could be “reason- “chaturanga.” And it didn’t look quite like behind a puzzling incident. ably” doubted. the modern version that is played all over the SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to • On March 19, 1952, the one-millionth world today. Chaturanga had only four kinds December 21) Although you still need to do Jeep is produced. The name “Jeep” is report- of pieces: elephants, chariots, horses and foot some snipping off of those lingering loose edly derived from the Army’s 1941 request soldiers. ends from a past project, you can begin mov- that car manufacturers develop a “General • A Rochester, Mich., law states that any- ing on to something else. Purpose” vehicle. “G.P.” turned to “Jeep” one who is bathing in public must be wearing CAPRICORN (December 22 to January somewhere along the battle lines. a bathing suit that has been inspected by a 19) With your self-confidence levels rising, • On March 21, 1971, “The Andromeda police officer. you should feel quite comfortable with agree- Strain,” the first movie to use computer ani- ing to take on a possibly troublesome, but mation, opens. The sci-fi thriller, featuring THOUGHT FOR THE DAY potentially well-rewarded, situation. scientists racing against time and an alien AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) virus, was the first of many films to be made “You may do foolish things, but do them Travel is favored, both for business and for from a Michael Crichton book. with enthusiasm.” -- Colette fun. The end of the week brings news about • On March 24, 1989, the worst oil spill an upcoming project that could lead toward in U.S. territory begins when the supertanker THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 33 Mastersingers Are Paired With Soloists In March our fine voices whose work has been critically hailed not only Facross the United States but inter- nationally will perform with the Fort Myers Symphonic Mastersingers in con- cert on Saturday and Sunday, March 24 and 25. The Mastersingers are presenting their annual spring concert in Fort Myers and Naples featuring the music of George Candice Hoyes Abigail E. Wright James Patterson Nicholas Houhoulis Frideric Handel, Gabriel Faure and Franz Joseph Haydn. ences.” portrayal of Mary Boleyn in Anne of the Houhoulis is currently singing in Guest soloists are Candice Hoyes, Hoyes will be singing the lovely Pie Thousand Days. Wright also received Gotterdammerung with the Metropolitan soprano; Abigail E. Wright, mezzo-Sopra- Jesu from Faure’s Requiem. That move- critical acclaim for performing with “deli- Opera and has also appeared in Met no; James Patterson, bass, and Nicholas ment is the most famous of the compos- cious flair” and “in impressively good productions of Aida, Boris Gudonov Houhoulis, tenor. er’s large works and cited by some as the voice” as Concepcion. and Khovanshchina. He is respected as Mastersingers artistic director Jeff ultimate Pie Jesu. Her smooth soprano Patterson makes his home in Naples an excellent interpreter of romantic and Faux announced their appearances by has been recognized in competitions on and performs with major operas and character repertoire. saying, “They are superb singers. Two the east and west coasts and has taken symphonies throughout the United The Fort Myers concert is at 7 p.m. have just finished engagements with the her to Carnegie Hall and the Amadeus States and Canada. Internationally, he on Saturday, March 24 in Faith United Metropolitan Opera. Our bass, James Open Ensemble in Salzburg, Austria. has sung in France, Spain and with the Methodist Church. The Naples concert Patterson, is a local talent who has sung Wright’s credits range from the popu- Netherlands Opera. He has been praised is at 4 p.m. on Sunday, March 25 in with the San Francisco Opera and many lar Nellie in South Pacific to the chal- by some of the most respected critics in Moorings Presbyterian Church. other opera houses around the country. lenging mezzo-soprano part in Verdi’s the country, including Andrew Porter of Tickets are $20 for adults and $15 “They have all electrified theater and Requiem and performances with the the New Yorker who called called him “a for students. To purchase tickets, call opera goers and we’re very anxious to Metropolitan Opera. bass to watch – sonorous and beautiful in 275-5557 (day or evening) or 936-4129 bring them to Southwest Florida audi- The Washington Post lauded her timbre.” (evenings only).

program about the history of the brass Black Market, and Joi Gordon, CEO of port, and skills training for their clients, Free Cupcake instruments. Dress For Success Worldwide. Barbara Dress For Success also mentors women • Saturday, May 5 at 10 a.m. at Cape Melvin, vice president at Wells Fargo so they can be successful in their new Concerts Coming Coral Library Bank, will emcee the evening. jobs, including providing them with a free Sunday, May 19 at 2 p.m. at Alliance Barbara Dell, executive director of women’s professional networking group. To Symphony for the Arts Dress For Success SW Florida, said a Clients of Dress For Success have over- outhwest Florida Symphony will Members of the Southwest Florida highlight of the event will be the make- come extreme poverty, homelessness, present free performances in Symphony String Quartet will present a over “reveal” and personal testimonies job loss and domestic violence to become SMarch, April and May, three each program entitled Dance Music Through of two clients who overcame tremendous confident, productive and self-reliant. at the Cape Coral Library and the The Centuries. obstacles to become confident, self-suffi- Tickets to A Hollywood Night In Black Alliance for the Arts, of a new fam- The programs are free of charge cient women who are succeeding in the & White are $60 each or $100 for VIP ily ensemble series called the Cupcake thanks to the sponsorship of LCEC and workplace. passes. They can be purchased online at Concerts. Part performance, part fam- the City of Fort Myers. For more infor- “These ladies have come through the www.dressforsuccess.org/swflorida. All ily outing, these affordable afternoons mation, call the Symphony office at 418- Dress For Success program, worked real- proceeds will benefit Dress For Success will spark the imagination of the whole 0996 or visit www.swflso.org ly hard and have transformed both inside SW Florida, so that the organization can family. The concerts are designed to be The Cupcake Series is part of an and out,” said Dell. continue and expand. educational and engaging. expanded Southwest Florida Symphony In addition to offering motivation, sup- Members of the Southwest Florida educational program that includes an Symphony’s percussion section, to extensive youth orchestra program, include principal percussionist Todd Betz ensembles in the schools and most and principal timpanist Tom Suta, will recently a free educational program fea- Seeing Red present an hour program on Saturday, turing the entire orchestra that introduced March 10 at 10 a.m. at the Cape Coral 1,800 students to a live symphonic expe- At Florida Rep rience. Library (921 SW 39th Terrace, off by Di Saggau Mohawk Pkwy.) and on Sunday, March 11 at 2 p.m. at the Alliance for the Arts ed, now playing at Florida (10091 McGregor Blvd. in Fort Myers). A Hollywood Repertory Theatre, is a unique The program will include the perfor- Rcharacter study about a very mance of several trios for percussion complex man, artist Mark Rothko. The ensemble, using both traditional and Night In Black play begins with the arrival in Rothko’s non-traditional percussion instruments. New York studio of a quiet young man, Children will be invited to join in a drum & White Ken, played by David McElwee. It’s circle and use small hand percussion ress For Success SW Florida will 1958 and Ken is there to assist Rothko instruments to learn about pulse, time host A Hollywood Night In Black as he creates a series of paintings and rhythm. Instruments will be on loca- D& White, a red carpet event filled intended to hang in the Four Seasons, tion for children to try and also available with inspiration, glamour, notable speak- an upscale Manhattan restaurant in the for parents to take pictures of children ers and client success stories from 6:30 new Seagram Building. Considering with the bass drum, gong, or cymbals. to 8:30 p.m. on Wednesday,March 28th Rothko is a ferocious defender of artistic Additional programs in the series are: at Clive Daniel Home in Naples. integrity, this is an unusual commission • Saturday, April 14 at 10 a.m. at Guests will be treated to fashion, pho- for him. Cape Coral Library tos, hors d’oeuvres and cocktails, enter- The abusive Rothko rails and pon- • Sunday, April 15 at 2 p.m. at the tainment by Daniel Melvin and Christine tificates about art history, and his con- Alliance for the Arts Bradford singing favorite Hollywood temporaries such as Pollack, Warhol, Members of the Southwest Florida tunes, plus special presentations by Lichtenstein and Rauschenberg. Symphony Brass Quintet will present a Donna Noce, president of White House continued on page 38 William McNulty and David McElwee 34 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 Pets Of The Week y name is available. Benson (ID# The shelter is open M525243) and for adoptions from 11:30 I am a 4-year-old male a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Monday brown, black and white through Saturday. The catahoula leopard shelter is located at 5600 hound. The volunteers Banner Drive in Fort and staff at the shelter Myers, next to the Lee would like you to know County Sheriff’s Office off that I’m a very sociable Six Mile Cypress Parkway. dog who likes other All adoptions include pets and people. In fact, spay/neuter surgery, when the officer came age-appropriate vaccina- to pick me up I ran over tions, rabies vaccination and put my head right in and county license if her lap and then jumped three months or older, in her van. flea treatment, worming, Catahoulas make heartworm test for dogs good family pets and I’m six months and over, no exception. I’m smart feline AIDS and leuke- and energetic but not mia test for cats, train- overly active, as long as ing DVD, 10-day health I get my daily exercise guarantee and a bag of and time to be with my Science Diet pet food. family. The adoption package My adoption fee is valued at $500. is $45 during Animal Services “Find Your Madeline ID# 524899 Lucky Charm” adoption promotion (regularly Benson ID# 525243 $75). If you volunteer photos by squaredogphoto.com for any organization, you can adopt me for only $8 (LCDAS says thank you to all volunteers for everything they do for the community!). My name is Madeline (ID# 524899) and I am a 4-year-old female black and white domestic short hair. I was shy at first, but quickly warmed up to the shelter staff. I love Share your community news with us. to follow them around while they clean. It’s fun to jump in their way! They must think it’s fun, too, because they always give me more attention. I get along great with other Call 415-7732, Fax: 415-7702 cats and love to play, play, play. My adoption fee is $25 during Animal Services “Find Your Lucky Charm” adoption or email [email protected] promotion (regularly $50). 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Myers Beach Chamber of Commerce...... 454-7500 Fort Myers Beach Library...... 463-9691 that every row, column Lakes Regional Library...... 533-4000 Lee County Chamber of Commerce...... 931-0931 and every 3x3 box Post Offi ce...... 1-800-275-8777 Visitor & Convention Bureau...... 338-3500 contains the numbers ARTS Alliance for the Arts...... 939-2787 1 through 9 (the same Art of the Olympians Museum & Gallery...... 332-5055 Arts For ACT Gallery & Studio...... 337-5050 number cannot appear Art League Of Fort Myers...... 275-3970 more than once in a Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall...... 481-4849 BIG ARTS...... 395-0900 row, column or 3x3 box.) Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre...... 278-4422 Cultural Park Theatre...... 772-5862 There is no guessing Edison Festival of Light...... 334-2999 Florida Repertory Theatre at the Arcade...... 332-4488 and no math involved, Florida West Arts...... 948-4427 Fort Myers Symphonic Mastersingers...... 472-0168 just logic. Gulf Coast Symphony...... 489-1800 Harmony Chorus, Charles Sutter, Pres...... 481-8059 Naples Philharmonic...... 239-597-1111 answer on page 35 The Schoolhouse Theater...... 472-6862 S.W. Florida Symphony...... 418-0996 Theatre Conspiracy...... 936-3239 Young Artists Awards...... 574-9321 From page 33 CLUBS & ORGANIZATIONS Free Autism Angel Flight...... 1-877-4AN-ANGEL Seeing Red Animal Refuge Center...... 731-3535 Screening For At one point he says, “Do you really think that American Business Women Association...... 357-6755 Audubon of SWFL...... 339-8046 Young Children an Andy Warhol will be hanging in a museum 100 Audubon Society...... 472-3156 years from now?” He smokes almost non-stop as Caloosahatchee Chapter DAR...... 482-1366 he Children’s Hospital of Southwest he complains about the stupidity and ignorance of Caloosahatchee Folk Society...... 321-4620 Florida, in partnership with the Ronald people, the corruption of commercial success, and Cape Coral Stamp Club...... 542-9153 TMcDonald House Charities of Southwest anything else that comes to mind. duPont Company Retirees ...... 454-1083 Florida, offers a free monthly autism spectrum It’s no surprise that the young man can only Edison Porcelain Artists...... 415-2484 take the verbal abuse for so long. He explodes and Ft Myers UDC Chapter 2614 disorder screening for toddlers 18 months to 5 (United Daughters of the Confederacy ®)....728-3743 years of age. hurls mouthfuls of insults back at Rothko. Friendship Force Of SW FL...... 561-9164 The next screening will be held on Friday, This prompts the artist to re-evaluate his young The Horticulture and Tea Society...... 472-8334 March 16 from 9:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the helper. They form a bond during a theatrical Horticultural Society...... 472-6940 Sanctuary Outpatient Center, 8950 Colonial sequence in which they prime a large canvas with Lee County Genealogical Society...... 549-9625 Center Drive in Fort Myers. an undercoat of red paint as classical music blares. Lee Trust for Historic Preservation ...... 939-7278 It is estimated that one in every 150 children Talk about a powerful scene. The set by Richard NARFE(National Active & Retired Federal Employ- Crowell is impressive, representing Rothko’s her- ees)...... 482-6713 is diagnosed with some form of Autism Spectrum Navy Seabees Veterans of America...... 731-1901 Disorder, making it more common than childhood metically sealed industrial studio – the artist hated Paradise Iowa Club of SWFL...... 667-1354 cancer, juvenile diabetes and pediatric AIDS com- natural light. Southwest Florida Fencing Academy...... 939-1338 bined. McNulty and McElwee make their Florida Southwest Florida Music Association...... 561-2118 Medical consultants for the project stress that Rep debuts in this powerful drama. Both throw Kiwanis Clubs: an early diagnosis can make a vast difference for themselves into their roles with great force and Fort Myers Beach...... 765-4254 or 454-8090 toddlers and their families. They say early intensive skill. McNulty plays Rothko with great defiance Fort Myers Edison...... 694-1056 and McElwee is equally impressive as the young Fort Myers South...... 691-1405 behavioral intervention can make an immense dif- Gateway to the Islands...... 415-3100 ference not just in the development of the child, assistant enthralled with his mentor. A movie is in Iona-McGregor...... 482-0869 but in their families as well. the works with Broadway stars Alfred Molina and Lions Clubs: The ASD screening is conducted by the Eddie Redmayne in their original roles. Fort Myers Beach...... 463-9738 Neurosciences Center at The Children’s Hospital, Directed by Robert Cacioppo, Red is the kind Fort Myers High Noon...... 466-4228 under the guidance of pediatric neurologist of play that gets you thinking. You don’t have Estero/South Fort Myers...... 898-1921 Jose Colon, MD, MPH. The screenings are to appreciate Rothko’s contributions to the art Notre Dame Club of Lee County...... 768-0417 administered by an Advanced Registered Nurse world to enjoy this crowd pleasing production. It’s POLO Club of Lee County...... 477-4906 a 90-minute show with no intermission and it’s Rotary Club of Fort Myers...... 332-8158 Practitioner, who has extensive training and experi- Sanibel-Captiva Orchid Society...... 472-6940 ence in typical child development and developmen- one that will sell out fast, so order tickets now. United Way of Lee County...... 433-2000 tal disorders. Call the box office at 332-4488, or go online United Way 211 Helpline (24 hour)...... 211 or 433-3900 A physician referral is not required. To schedule at floridarep.org. Red plays through March 25. AREA ATTRACTIONS a screening, call 343-6838. Florida Repertory Theatre is in the Historic Arcade Bailey-Matthews Shell Museum...... 395-2233 Theatre on Bay Street between Jackson and Burrough’s Home...... 337-9505 Hendry in the Fort Myers River District. Calusa Nature Center & Planetarium...... 275-3435 Edison & Ford Winter Estates...... 334-3614 Fort Myers Skate Park...... 321-7558 Imaginarium Hands-On Museum & Aquarium...... 321-7420 JN “Ding” Darling National Wildlife Refuge...... 472-1100 Share your community news with us. Koreshan State Historic Site...... 239-992-0311 Ostego Bay Foundation Marine Science Center...... 765-8101 Call 415-7732, Fax: 415-7702 Skatium...... 321-7510 Southwest Florida Museum of History...... 321-7430 or email [email protected] True Tours...... 945-0405 If you would like your club/organization listed in The River Calling Card, phone 415-7732 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 39 BEACH CHAIR PASTIME Answers on page 32 40 THE RIVER - MARCH 16, 2012 New Opportunities at Shell Point Series The public is invited and many of these events are FREE ! Shell Point’s Life Enrichment Series offers the opportunity to discover new things about yourself and the world you live in. Concerts, presentations, lectures, shows, special events, and more! Upcoming Events 2012

Mar.18 Composer/Arranger Craig Courtney Mar.21 The Crucifix in at 6:15pm. Prolific American composer/ Art and Artistic Portrayals of arranger/pianist and Senior Editor of Beckenhorst Women in the Bible from Press, Craig Courtney, will be in concert with The Shell 10:15am to 2:45 pm. During this Point Village Church Choir. This program will feature Lunch and Learn from the Academy the inspired stories behind the music that Courtney at Shell Point, Professor Roxanne has composed. Tickets are $10. Call (239) 454-2147 or Precopia will offer two ses- visit shellpoint.org/villagechurch/events. sions about art in religion.Tickets are $25 (box lunch with the lecturer Mar.19 included). Call (239) 454-2054 The Story of China – to reserve your place. From the Boxers to Today at 7:15pm Join Professor Adrian Kerr as he examines FREE! the history of Mar.22 this immense Senior Living Speaker Series—How to Approach and varied a Parent about Assisted Living at 6:00pm. Shell country from Point Retirement Community is hosting an educational the Boxer Rebellion in the 1890s to the series that will provide you with tools to understand the Mao control to reform and westernization, needs of your loved ones. Join Rita Southern as she explains every- and China the superpower. Tickets are $10. thing you need to know about Assisted Living and tour our new as- Call (239) 454-2054 to reserve sisted living facility, The Springs at Shell Point. Call (239) 454-2077 your place. to reserve your place.

Mar.21&27 FREE Mar.23 Bruch and Beethoven Discover Shell Point Tour & – Southwest Florida Symphony Presentation at 10am. Join us at 7:30pm. The shifting harmonies reflect the for a group presentation about the dreaminess of a lonely lover in Voyage by the Lifestyle and Lifecare available at celebrated Academy Award (The Red Violin) Shell Point followed by a narrated winning composer, John Corigliano. Bruch’s Violin Concerto in G minor bus tour of the community. Light is one of the most popular violin concertos in the repertoire. Tickets are refreshments will be provided. Call (239) 466-1131 for reservations. $20 each. Call (239) 454-2067 or visit shellpoint.org/concerts. Visit www.shellpoint.org/LES for full listings of this month’s events! (239) 466-1131 • www.shellpoint.org Shell Point Retirement Community is located in Fort Myers, 2 miles before the Sanibel Causeway. a non-profit ministry of The Christian and Missionary Alliance Foundation ©2012 Shell Point. All rights reserved. SLS-2092-12