Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO
Sun Apr 8, 2012
06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G
Security Hazard Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.
07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
07:00 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Willy Wombat's Deja Boo Boo/To Catch A Taz
The irrepressible Willy Wombat returns to Taz-Mania to battle with Taz.
07:30 SMURFS Repeat G
The Clumsy Genie / Sky High Surprise
After trading places with a genie in Baghdad, Clumsy must cure the Sultans or it will be his head!
08:00 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW Repeat WS G
Jailbird and Jailbunny During a trip to the Grand Canyon National Park, a careless act by Daffy Duck lands him and Bugs Bunny in the big house -- prison!
08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Lights Out/ Swimming Buddy
Lumpus can't get the Jelly Beans to turn their lights out!
09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Prickly Pining Dining/ Camp Kidney Stinks
When Lumpus won't give Slinkman the night off, Lazlo helps Slinkman finally stand up to his boss.
09:30 YOUNG JUSTICE WS PG
Homefront Robin and Artemis are forced to save their super-powered teammates when two attackers launch an assault on Mount Justice.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD WS PG
Four Star Spectacular! Batman teams up with DC characters Adam Strange, the Flash, 'Mazing Man and the Creature Commandos in four separate teaser vignettes.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG
The Forge of Creation
Aggregor is defeated, but Kevin goes insane! Features Classic Ben Tennyson!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
11:00 TEEN TITANS: TROUBLE IN TOKYO 2008 Repeat WS PG
Teen Titans: Trouble In Tokyo
Teen Titans Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, Raven and Beast Boy travel from Jump City to Japan to track down the evil master of a crazed technomaster ninja named Saico-Tek. After Robin captures the ninja, he interrogates him and uncovers a clue pointing to enigmatic villain Brushogun. The teens pack their bags and head to Tokyo.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
12:30 ECLIPSE WS TB
James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions. 13:00 RENAULT BEACH VOLLEYBALL WS NA
This summer The Renault National Beach Volleyball Series hits the beaches, ending a four year absence of professional beach volleyball, launching a bigger and better schedule with eight rounds on Australia s most iconic beaches including Surfers Paradise, St Kilda, Scarborough and Manly.
13:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Business, Italian Style To help Darrin with his Italian client, Samantha has him speaking like a native until he loses the ability to understand English. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
14:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Double, Double... Toil And Trouble Endora feels that her mortal marriage is interfering with her duties as Queen of the Witches so she calls Serena in to impersonate Sam and break up their marriage. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Radio Daze The Mayor agrees to a mock election with a deejay, in order to win the hearts and minds of the New Yorkers. Meanwhile, the women in the office vie to win the heart of the hunky water delivery man.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Thirty Year Itch
Michael's 30th birthday approaches, and he is reminded of a promise he made to his high school sweetheart long ago: if they were both single by the time Mike turned 30, they'd reunite on top of the Empire State Building on his birthday. Both of them keep their promise, with surprising results.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
15:30 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
16:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Engagement
After breaking up with their girlfriends, Jerry and George worry that they're destined to spend their aging years as lonely old men. As a result, Jerry resolves to make up with Melanie, while George sets out to find Susan. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
17:00 BACHELOR PAD WS PG This week, an emotionally bruising competition sends two of the women off in tears. Plus, there is a fantasy date, a couple "takes flight" and another dreaded elimination.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
19:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned WS PG
Leap Year Sue yearns to celebrate her leap year birthday in a big way, but given Frankie & Mike's track record with celebrations, she might need to lower her expectations.
Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie Mcdermott
19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Euclid Alternative
An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Cooper Nomitzki Theorem
Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger grad student is attracted to him.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:30 SUBURGATORY Repeat WS PG
Halloween
Tessa channels her inner "suburban girl" for a Halloween costume, but it ends up spooking her friends and everyone at school since she reminds them of a recently "departed" resident of Chatswin. And George is determined to prove to Halloween-hater Dallas that being scared can be fun, but gets a scare of his own when Steven Royce, Dallas' husband, finally comes home from one of his many business trips.
Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Horror
21:00 SUBURGATORY Repeat WS PG
Charity Case Irritated by all the cafeteria waste at school, Tessa motivates the student body to get involved with giving back. Unfortunately their charity of choice involves helping residents of Florida improve their complexions.
Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
21:30 EMPIRE RECORDS 1995 Repeat WS M
Empire Records
Empire Records is an independant music store in dire trouble of being sold to a large chain. After a failed attempt by Lucas, one of its employees, to raise money to buy the store, everyone must band together to stage a wild party to raise the cash. As they get ready for the big event they must come to terms with who they are and who they want to be. It's a tale of love, tragedy, and finding one's true self...and rock 'n' roll.
Starring: Anthony La Paglia, Rory Cochrane, Liv Tyler, Renee Zellweger, Arnon Milchan
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References, Drug References
23:40 HUMAN TARGET WS M
Taking Aimes Ames tries to help out a childhood friend, a demolitions expert, and has no choice but to help him pull off a diamond heist for a ruthless criminal mastermind.
Starring: Mark Valley, Chi Mcbride, Janet Montgomery
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
00:30 FUR TV Repeat WS MA
Rent Boys Three puppet housemates - Lapeno, a diminutive but sauve ladies' man; the quiet, lazy, but loyal "Fat Ed", Eddie; and Mervin, a naive loser who's always having to be rescued by his friends.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
01:00 FUR TV Repeat WS MA
My Big Fat Gay Wedding/There's Something About Mervin Ed has to be forced into marrying Mervin, or he will be deported. The problem is that Mervin gets too carried away. Plus, the social worker who has to check the marriege isn't fake, has a crush on Ed.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
We Don t Want the Pope
The Reno Sheriff's Department must give a tour of the city to the Pope's advance team.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping. 04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
The First Thanksgiving Maya's carefully planned Thanksgiving Day dinner takes a turn for the worse when Jack ends up in bed with Elliott's mother.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Blue Feather Lisa's superstitious nature gets the best of her when a blue feather arrives in the mail. She's convinced that Hungarian gypsies have placed a curse on her and she turns to Mr. Haney to "de-hexify" her.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving
After Oliver orders the Monroe brothers to finish work on the bedroom, they confess that they never got a building permit. Oliver storms off to get one himself, only to discover his barn is in Hooterville but his house is in Pixley.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Nothing But The Tooth
When Barney has a toothache, Fred decides to save money by pulling the tooth himself. Mon Apr 9, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Paris I
After learning that several supermodels in Paris have been poisoned by a serum that makes them age rapidly, the Bratz compete in a spy training class in Stilesville directed by Byron in hopes of being chosen to go undercover in France as supermodels.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Willy Wombat's Deja Boo Boo/To Catch A Taz
The irrepressible Willy Wombat returns to Taz-Mania to battle with Taz.
07:00 FLASH & DASH G
The Freshman Frank and Karl are entrusted to their uncle since their parents went abroad for business. Upon arriving in school, the two brothers show their vitality and talent in sports and soon become school celebrities.
07:30 WINX CLUB PG
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
In Charm's Way
Gwen's old rival, Charmcaster, is back with a magical vengeance!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
The Clumsy Genie / Sky High Surprise
After trading places with a genie in Baghdad, Clumsy must cure the Sultans or it will be his head!
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
High School Fred
Wilma thinks Fred is about to be promoted when Mr. Slate sends Fred to school for two weeks.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Turned On Master
Jeannie gives Tony her powers for 24 hours. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Birthday Gift For Lisa's birthday gift, Oliver plans to gets her a horse. Mr Haney delivers one, and it's not your average nag. Its name is Mr. Fred, a talking horse who's also a has-been TV star.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Everywhere a Chick Chick Oliver gets into the chicken raising business with the purchase of 1000 chicks. Nothing goes as planned, with Lisa trying to raise them as human children and the brooder breaking down.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Toys In Babeland While off on an errand Endora bring one of Tabitha's toys to life to babysit her. Tabitha decides that all her toys should likewise come to life. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Radio Daze The Mayor agrees to a mock election with a deejay, in order to win the hearts and minds of the New Yorkers. Meanwhile, the women in the office vie to win the heart of the hunky water delivery man.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Engagement
After breaking up with their girlfriends, Jerry and George worry that they're destined to spend their aging years as lonely old men. As a result, Jerry resolves to make up with Melanie, while George sets out to find Susan. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
Val's Boyfriend
Val gets a new boyfriend and Fran goes through an unusual situation: her best friend has a date and she doesn't!
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Slamming Jack
After an angry outburst aimed at Jack, Dennis is exiled to a distant, and dismal, satellite office.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat PG
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Ghost Town
Vilgax seeks Ben's help after Ghostfreak enslaves his home world.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Thirty Year Itch
Michael's 30th birthday approaches, and he is reminded of a promise he made to his high school sweetheart long ago: if they were both single by the time Mike turned 30, they'd reunite on top of the Empire State Building on his birthday. Both of them keep their promise, with surprising results.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Turned On Master
Jeannie gives Tony her powers for 24 hours. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Business, Italian Style To help Darrin with his Italian client, Samantha has him speaking like a native until he loses the ability to understand English. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Engagement
After breaking up with their girlfriends, Jerry and George worry that they're destined to spend their aging years as lonely old men. As a result, Jerry resolves to make up with Melanie, while George sets out to find Susan. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games after a drunken night out in Las Vegas and lines up a date with a sexy soccer mum.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS PG
Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
19:30 TOP GEAR Repeat WS PG On the test track, Jeremy drives the new supercar from Maserati the MC12. Jeremy, Richard and James find out if you can buy a stylish two-door coupé for less than £1,500 and subject them to a series of tests.
20:30 SAME NAME Repeat WS PG
David Hasselhoff David Hasselhoff trades places with an electrical technician and landscaper from Texas in the opener of a reality series in which celebrities trade lives with strangers who share their name.
21:30 PULP FICTION 1994 Repeat AV
Pulp Fiction John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson star in this classic cult film as mob hitmen whose lives intertwine with a boxer, a gangster s wife and a pair of diner bandits, telling four tales of violence and redemption.
Starring: John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Samuel.L. Jackson, Bruce Willis, Tim Roth, Rosanna Arquette
Cons.Advice: Frequent Very Coarse Language, Strong Violence, Drug Use, Sexual References
00:50 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
01:20 MAD Repeat WS M
TransBoreMores/Groan Wars Take a trip to Paris and Hawaii with an animated Shia LaBeouf and his "boring" transformer friends, TransBoremores. Plus, Spy vs. Spy, Alfred E. Newman and more.
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
VHS Transfer Memory Lane
The deputies flashback to the early days at the Reno Sheriff's Department.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Slamming Jack
After an angry outburst aimed at Jack, Dennis is exiled to a distant, and dismal, satellite office.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Birthday Gift For Lisa's birthday gift, Oliver plans to gets her a horse. Mr Haney delivers one, and it's not your average nag. Its name is Mr. Fred, a talking horse who's also a has-been TV star.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Everywhere a Chick Chick Oliver gets into the chicken raising business with the purchase of 1000 chicks. Nothing goes as planned, with Lisa trying to raise them as human children and the brooder breaking down.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
High School Fred
Wilma thinks Fred is about to be promoted when Mr. Slate sends Fred to school for two weeks. Tue Apr 10, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Paris II
The Bratz and boys go to France on their spy mission. Sasha falls in love for the first time with Cruize, but she thinks he s playing around with Alonce; Cameron falls for model Nicole (who is actually the one poisoning the models), much to Cloe s irritation; Yasmin has writer s block and Jade becomes designer Jean Paul s Muse.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
The Thing That Ate The Outback Because It's There
Taz's chemistry experiment results in the creation of the Thing that Ate the Outback.
07:00 FLASH & DASH G
The Racer Frank and Karl join the R/C club and receive their own remote control cars . At first, they can t control the R/C cars well even with the guidance of Mike. But gradually, they make Sally envy of their non-stop practice.
07:30 WINX CLUB PG
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Ghost Town
Vilgax seeks Ben's help after Ghostfreak enslaves his home world.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
The Clumsy Genie / Scary Smurfs
The Smurfs are turned into monsters after chewing on a gingerbread house in Germany.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Dial 'S' for Suspicion
Fred becomes suspicious when Wilma insists he take out life insurance.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master The Weakling During a physical fitness course, Jeannie gives the tough Navy officer the personality of his mother. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Marital Vacation
Even though taking separate vacations was Lisa's idea, she misses Oliver before she even gets to the airport. Her constant phone calls and visits from neighbours irritate Oliver so much; he hops a plane to New York to join her.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
A Prize in Every Package
Criminals rob a jewelry store in Chicago and stash their haul in a grain bin. The expensive gems end up packed in boxes of Crickly Wickly cereal shipped to Hooterville. Lisa knows real jewels when she sees them, but Oliver's sure they're just costume.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
Blue Angels
When two men are found dead under suspicious circumstances in a massage parlor, Charlie's Angels are called in to investigate the policeman who reported the crime. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Business, Italian Style To help Darrin with his Italian client, Samantha has him speaking like a native until he loses the ability to understand English. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Thirty Year Itch
Michael's 30th birthday approaches, and he is reminded of a promise he made to his high school sweetheart long ago: if they were both single by the time Mike turned 30, they'd reunite on top of the Empire State Building on his birthday. Both of them keep their promise, with surprising results.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Postponement
Although Elaine refuses to admit it, George's upcoming wedding to Susan has her troubled. And when a rabbi in her building senses something is wrong and encourages her to speak freely, she admits to feelings of jealousy and resentment. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
Love is a Many Blundered Thing Fran's upset because Valentine's day is approaching, but she quickly turns to happy when she scores a date with Jeff, the cop.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Dogday Afternoon
When Maya persuades him to adopt a stray dog, Elliott worries that she may be testing his interest in having children; when Jack's regular numbers win the lottery, Finch has to tell him that he never bought the ticket.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat PG
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Trade-Off!
Darkstar convinces Kevin to obtain some alien technology that will cure the both of them.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
My Life Is A Soap Opera
When Mike begins dating a writer from a soap opera, he starts to see their dating life echoed on episodes of the popular serial. Meanwhile, Stuart is mistakenly "outed" and finds that his dating life improves when women think he's gay.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master The Weakling During a physical fitness course, Jeannie gives the tough Navy officer the personality of his mother. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Double, Double... Toil And Trouble Endora feels that her mortal marriage is interfering with her duties as Queen of the Witches so she calls Serena in to impersonate Sam and break up their marriage. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Postponement
Although Elaine refuses to admit it, George's upcoming wedding to Susan has her troubled. And when a rabbi in her building senses something is wrong and encourages her to speak freely, she admits to feelings of jealousy and resentment. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women, but the lesson backfires when Jake reveals a little too much to a disapproving guest. (Krista Allen)
Starring: Krista Allen, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS PG
Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
19:30 THE BACHELOR WS PG The 18 remaining bachelorettes travel to the lush vineyards of Ben's hometown of Sonoma, California. Tears flow as the bachelorettes engage in cat fights for Ben's attention.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language
21:30 JACKIE BROWN 1997 Captioned Repeat WS MA
Jackie Brown
Jackie supplements her meagre income as a stewardess by smuggling cash into the U.S. for gunrunner Ordell Robbie - until the day a Federal agent and an L.A. cop bust her at the airport. Jackie must now cooperate with the law and face Ordell or outfox the police. Starring: Quentin Tarantino, Samuel.L. Jackson, Pam Grier, Bridget Fonda, Robert Forster, Michael Keaton, Robert De Niro, Chris Tucker
Cons.Advice: Frequent Very Coarse Language, Drug Use, Sex Scenes, Some Violence
00:30 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA
Country Weekend
The girls must resist temptation when hosting a group of young bachelors for the weekend.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Helping Mayor Hernandez
Mayor Hernandez requires assistance with a very delicate problem.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Dogday Afternoon
When Maya persuades him to adopt a stray dog, Elliott worries that she may be testing his interest in having children; when Jack's regular numbers win the lottery, Finch has to tell him that he never bought the ticket.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Marital Vacation
Even though taking separate vacations was Lisa's idea, she misses Oliver before she even gets to the airport. Her constant phone calls and visits from neighbours irritate Oliver so much; he hops a plane to New York to join her.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
A Prize in Every Package
Criminals rob a jewelry store in Chicago and stash their haul in a grain bin. The expensive gems end up packed in boxes of Crickly Wickly cereal shipped to Hooterville. Lisa knows real jewels when she sees them, but Oliver's sure they're just costume.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Dial 'S' for Suspicion
Fred becomes suspicious when Wilma insists he take out life insurance. Wed Apr 11, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Paris III
The Bratz discover that model Nicole is behind the poisonings; Yasmin and Sasha must rescue Cloe and Jade, who have been given the poison and whose bones have aged 80 years. The Bratz find an antidote and save Cloe and Jade.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Antenna Dilemma/Autograph Pound
Taz's favorite TV show is interrupted when the cable fails during a storm.
07:00 FLASH & DASH G
Restart!! After Marco breaks Sally s record, Wayne tries to encourage Sally to participate in R/C car race. Karl feels Marco is unreasonable since he doesn t agree to share with him some tips in racing.
07:30 WINX CLUB PG
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Trade-Off!
Darkstar convinces Kevin to obtain some alien technology that will cure the both of them.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Gnoman Holiday / Greedy's Masterpizza
When Julius Geezer wants Smurfette as his wife, Brainy must battle a Gnoman gladiator to save her.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Flashgun Freddie
Fred invests Barney's funds in an instant camera for their new business venture.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Hip Hippie Jeannie blinks up a music group when Dr. Bellow's wife assigns the job to Tony Nelson. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Law Partners Recent law school graduate Brian Williams pitches Oliver on joining him in a new practice. After another of his patriotic speeches, this time about law, Oliver is ready to hang out his shingle.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes
The law office of Douglas and Williams is open for business, even though the sign has Oliver Mendell Douglas listed as a partner. Unqualified secretary Lisa destroys a office typewriter before having the new phone connected to a fire alarm "clanger".
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
Angels In Paradise - Part 1
Charlie is kidnapped and the trio must travel to Hawaii to save him from the wicked Leilani Sako who threatens to kill Charlie unless the Angels smuggle her husband out of jail. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Farrah Fawcett and Kate Jackson.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Double, Double... Toil And Trouble Endora feels that her mortal marriage is interfering with her duties as Queen of the Witches so she calls Serena in to impersonate Sam and break up their marriage. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
My Life Is A Soap Opera
When Mike begins dating a writer from a soap opera, he starts to see their dating life echoed on episodes of the popular serial. Meanwhile, Stuart is mistakenly "outed" and finds that his dating life improves when women think he's gay.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Maestro
While shopping for new clothes at a store owned by her uncle, Susan does her best to change George's wardrobe. But he's preoccupied by a store security guard who spends all day standing on the job. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
Your Feets Too Big
Fran is escorted to her modelling agency reunion by Mr Sheffield.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Finch And The Fighter
Finch falls for a female boxer; Jack, Elliott and Nina cheat in order to prove they are smarter that Maya.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat PG
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Busy Box An advanced Alien artefact poses a deadly puzzle for Ben and his team, and if they can't solve it in time, it could be the end of the world.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Family Affair (Part 1) When Mike's Mum visits for a week, she and the Mayor hit it off better than Mike ever imagined, or feared. Meanwhile, Nikki dates a ventriloquist whose dummy, Mr Bungle, is more romantic (and talkative) than him.
Starring: Meredith Baxter Birney, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Hip Hippie Jeannie blinks up a music group when Dr. Bellow's wife assigns the job to Tony Nelson. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Cheap Cheap
Darrin is now the world's greatest miser thanks to Endora's spell. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Maestro
While shopping for new clothes at a store owned by her uncle, Susan does her best to change George's wardrobe. But he's preoccupied by a store security guard who spends all day standing on the job. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake.
Starring: Kristin Datillo, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS PG
Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
19:30 THE BACHELOR WS PG Ben and the ladies explore the majestic mountains of Park City, Utah. Country music superstar Clay Walker serenades one couple and Emily's competitive strategy causes a firestorm.
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language
21:30 GET CARTER 2000 Captioned Repeat WS M
Get Carter
Jack Carter has spent his life collecting for other people - debts, agendas, retribution. He stands alone and always stands apart. But when his brother is killed, it takes Carter home, to the family he abandoned, to the debts that were never paid, and a mystery that will take Carter to the centre of his own soul.
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Michael Caine, Miranda Richardson, Mickey Rourke
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language, Sex Scenes, Drug Use
23:40 CHUCK WS M
Chuck Versus The Three Words Chuck is still trying to resolve his feelings over Sarah. Meanwhile, Sarah's best friend Carina returns to town on a mission to get engaged to an arms dealer and penetrate his security system to obtain a high-tech weapon.
Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Joshua Gomez, Ryan McPartlin
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
00:30 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA
Job Training
The ladies start working at a London hotel, and one of them loses her cool in front of the manager.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Getaway Trailer
Wiegel and Rizzo get trapped inside a trailer.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Finch And The Fighter
Finch falls for a female boxer; Jack, Elliott and Nina cheat in order to prove they are smarter that Maya.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Law Partners Recent law school graduate Brian Williams pitches Oliver on joining him in a new practice. After another of his patriotic speeches, this time about law, Oliver is ready to hang out his shingle.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes
The law office of Douglas and Williams is open for business, even though the sign has Oliver Mendell Douglas listed as a partner. Unqualified secretary Lisa destroys a office typewriter before having the new phone connected to a fire alarm "clanger".
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Flashgun Freddie
Fred invests Barney's funds in an instant camera for their new business venture. Thu Apr 12, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Extremely Madeover The Bratz think they ve hired the perfect office assistant until they discover the shy girl, Prudence, is and undercover agent for Burdine. She has been sent to steal the Bratz latest interview with a rock star.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Taz And The Emu Egg/Will Wombat's Last Stand
A salivating Taz stalks a surprisingly evasive egg.
07:00 FLASH & DASH G
Thief! When something in the club went missing, a boy accuses Marco as the thief. Frank doesn t believe him and set out to find out the truth.
07:30 WINX CLUB PG
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Busy Box An advanced Alien artefact poses a deadly puzzle for Ben and his team, and if they can't solve it in time, it could be the end of the world.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Gnoman Holiday / The Monumental Grouch
When in Rome, Grouchy has a change of heart when his likeness is made of granite.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Kissing Burglar
Wilma upsets Fred by claiming he's never given her anything that even a burglar would want.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Everybody's A Movie Star A movie is being made at the Space Center with Tony and Roger and Jeannie gets involved. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Economy Flight to Washington
The Hooterville Young People's Agricultural Society, comprised of Eb, Hank and Arnold, flies to Washington, D. C. for the national convention. When the stewardess tries to throw the pig off the DC-3, the Douglases come on board to smooth over the problem.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Retreat From Washington
With the Douglases in Washington, the "Haney Farm Mindin' Service" leases out their house to a couple with six children. Meanwhile in D.C., Lisa and Eb go to the White House to have unannounced lunch with the president.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
Angels In Paradise - Part 2
The Angels must now try and rescue Charlie, however, they don't even know what he looks like. Also Jill leaves the Angels to become a race car driver and is replaced by her little sister. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson and Cheryl Ladd.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Cheap Cheap
Darrin is now the world's greatest miser thanks to Endora's spell. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Family Affair (Part 1) When Mike's Mum visits for a week, she and the Mayor hit it off better than Mike ever imagined, or feared. Meanwhile, Nikki dates a ventriloquist whose dummy, Mr Bungle, is more romantic (and talkative) than him.
Starring: Meredith Baxter Birney, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Wink
Though it's grapefruit juice that has caused George to wink uncontrollably, Yankee executive Mr. Wilhelm thinks he's hinting at a problem with his boss, Mr. Morgan, and Kramer takes it as an okay to sell an autographed birthday card intended for the team's owner. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
Where's the Pearls?
Mr Sheffield has Elizabeth Taylor over, and like with all celebrities, Fran can't help herself until she meets her.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
The Gift Piggy
As Elliott discovers Finch is his traffic school instructor, Maya and Nina bond at an employee's bridal shower.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat PG
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Con Of Rath Ben has to escort an alien Prince to the far side of the Galaxy, but Argit, the Vreedle Brothers and an Incursian Battleship, all have other plans for the child.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Family Affair (Part 2)
Mike must choose between protecting his Mum and protecting the Mayor, when he tries to spin the Mayor out of a new scandal. Meanwhile, when Paul is sued, he goes to "The People's Court" to let the former Mayor decide his fate. Guest stars Meredith Baxter. Also stars Michael J. Fox and Richard Kind.
Starring: Meredith Baxter Birney, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Everybody's A Movie Star A movie is being made at the Space Center with Tony and Roger and Jeannie gets involved. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
No Zip in My Zap Dr. Bombay has Samantha levitating when her powers gum up due to disuse. Endora answers the phone and tells Darrin she is flying and Darrin mistakes a real fly for his wife. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Wink
Though it's grapefruit juice that has caused George to wink uncontrollably, Yankee executive Mr. Wilhelm thinks he's hinting at a problem with his boss, Mr. Morgan, and Kramer takes it as an okay to sell an autographed birthday card intended for the team's owner. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Twenty Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snoot Full
Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone after Alan and Judith argue during a play rehearsal.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS PG
Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
19:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG
And The Hoarder Culture Caroline and Max are waist-deep in clutter when they clean a hoarder's apartment, and Max discovers that Johnny's been keeping a secret from her.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:00 COMMUNITY WS PG
Geography of Global Conflict As Chang settles into his new job as a campus security officer, Britta is overwhelmed with feelings of civil disobedience when a friend is taken hostage in a foreign country.
Starring: Joel McHale, Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Donald Glover, Danny Pudi, Alison Brie, Ken Jeong
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Violence
20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Panty Pinata Polarization
When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Lizard-Spock Expansion
A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard. Sheldon tries to improve the game rock-paper-scissors.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS M
And The Rich People Problems Max gets a glimpse at Caroline's former life of luxury when she decides to get her much-needed bite guard from her old home.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
22:00 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS M
And The 90's Horse Party
Caroline and Max throw a 90's themed party, hoping to raise money.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
22:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS M
And The Disappearing Bed
Caroline is tired of sleeping on the couch so she purchases a build-it yourself Murphy Bed. As Caroline attempts to assemble the bed, Max tries to work up the courage to give her cupcake business card to Peach for the twins upcoming birthday.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 23:00 SOUTH PARK M
Smug Alert! Stan convinces everyone in South Park to drive Hybrid cars after Kyle moves to San Francisco. However, soon a dangerous cloud of "smug" forms over South Park.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language
23:30 ECLIPSE Repeat WS TB
James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.
00:00 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
00:30 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA
Reflection
The girls become teachers and instruct a rowdy group of prospective students on how to act like ladies.
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Stoner Jesus
A touring company of Jesus Christ Superstar causes trouble for the deputies.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
The Gift Piggy
As Elliott discovers Finch is his traffic school instructor, Maya and Nina bond at an employee's bridal shower.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Economy Flight to Washington
The Hooterville Young People's Agricultural Society, comprised of Eb, Hank and Arnold, flies to Washington, D. C. for the national convention. When the stewardess tries to throw the pig off the DC-3, the Douglases come on board to smooth over the problem.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Retreat From Washington
With the Douglases in Washington, the "Haney Farm Mindin' Service" leases out their house to a couple with six children. Meanwhile in D.C., Lisa and Eb go to the White House to have unannounced lunch with the president.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Kissing Burglar
Wilma upsets Fred by claiming he's never given her anything that even a burglar would want. Fri Apr 13, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
The Cloe Life Cloe, feeling overly picked on by the other Bratz, falls prey to the flattery and deceit of celebrity show host Portia who chooses Cloe as the her subject in a reality show featuring&Cloe s life.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Doubting Dingo/Sub Commander Taz
Armed with a treasure map, Taz enlists the aid of a wary Dingo in unearthing the riches.
07:00 FLASH & DASH G
Champion, Go! In return for Frank s help, Marco agrees to teach him how to play R/C car better. On the other hand, Mike s having a problem.
07:30 WINX CLUB PG
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Con Of Rath Ben has to escort an alien Prince to the far side of the Galaxy, but Argit, the Vreedle Brothers and an Incursian Battleship, all have other plans for the child.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Curried Smurfs
Gargamel's Indian counterpart captures the Smurfs and sells them to the Rajah for display in his private zoo.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Wilma, the Maid
Wilma campaigns for household help and ends up with gorgeous Gina Lollobrickida as her maid.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Who Are You Calling A Genie
Jeannie loses her memory while at NASA and Tony has to rescue her from the authorities. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
A Hunting We Won't Go After a friendly doe wanders onto the farm, Lisa starts a drive to ban deer hunting. When the governor arrives in Hooterville for the start of hunting season, Lisa presents him with her petition.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Oh, Promise Me The Douglases learn their marriage license is actually a dentists' license. Lisa moves in with the Monroe Brothers until Oliver agrees to have a big church wedding to make their marriage legal.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG
Couples
On tonight s special episode of Wipeout, it s all the spills, thrills and big balls as usual but with a twist. Couples will be competing together for a chance to win the $50,000 grand prize. Hosted by John Henson, John Anderson and Jill Wagner.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
No Zip in My Zap Dr. Bombay has Samantha levitating when her powers gum up due to disuse. Endora answers the phone and tells Darrin she is flying and Darrin mistakes a real fly for his wife. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Family Affair (Part 2)
Mike must choose between protecting his Mum and protecting the Mayor, when he tries to spin the Mayor out of a new scandal. Meanwhile, when Paul is sued, he goes to "The People's Court" to let the former Mayor decide his fate. Guest stars Meredith Baxter. Also stars Michael J. Fox and Richard Kind.
Starring: Meredith Baxter Birney, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Hot Tub
Elaine has agreed to put up a marathon runner who once overslept and missed an Olympic race. But when her track record for lateness gives Jean-Paul reason to think he's picked the wrong host, Jerry takes responsibility for getting him to the New York City Marathon on time. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
The Hockey Show Fran starts to date Michael LaVoe, a famous hockey player for the NY Rangers. When the Ranger lose a match Michael thinks Fran is a jinx.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
The Proposal - Part 1
Sensing pressure from Jack, Elliott decides to ask Maya to be his bride.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat PG
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Primus Vilgax has discovered the hidden planet that is the source of the Omnitrix's powers, and has vowed to conquer it, or destroy it.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? The Mayor's free-thinking daughter Meg disrupts a rally in Central Park to draw attention to her animal rights stance. Meanwhile, the gang tries to reunite Paul with his ex-girlfriend, Claudia.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Who Are You Calling A Genie
Jeannie loses her memory while at NASA and Tony has to rescue her from the authorities. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 SCOOBY DOO AND THE GHOUL SCHOOL 1988 G
Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School
Shaggy and Scooby accept jobs as physical education instructors at a girls' finishing school, and before you can say, "Pass the Scooby snacks," the Mystery Machine crew of sleuths realize that they might be the ones who'll soon be finished. 19:30 ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES 1993 WS PG
Addams Family Values
A comical Gothic horror-movie-type family tries to rescue their beloved uncle from his gold-digging new love.
Starring: Anjelica Houston, Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd, Christina Ricci, Joan Cusack
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
21:30 THE BROTHERS GRIMM 2005 Captioned Repeat WS M
The Brothers Grimm
Set in the 18th century French-occupied Germany, the Grimm brothers travel the countryside as snake oil salesmen convincing towns that they are haunted and agreeing to get rid of the demons for a price. However their reputation is on the line when they are sent to investigate the disappearances of young girls from a haunted forest where true evil awaits.
Starring: Terry Gill, Matt Damon, Heath Ledger
Cons.Advice: Stylised Violence
23:50 MAD Repeat WS M
Fantastic Megan Fox/MAD vs. Wild Megan is a fox, literally, and she's going to show the world what fantastic actress she can be. Then, MAD takes to the woods and shows you how to survive in the wild.
00:00 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
00:30 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA
The Trust
The winner of the $100,000 trust is announced.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
01:30 UNDERCOVERS Repeat WS M
Assassin Leo and the Blooms are sent to thwart an assassination plot targeting Peru's president-elect, but Samantha's emotional involvement in the case puts their mission in danger.
Starring: Boris Kodjoe, Gerald Mcraney, Carter MacIntyre, Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
We Don t Want the Pope
The Reno Sheriff's Department must give a tour of the city to the Pope's advance team.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
VHS Transfer Memory Lane
The deputies flashback to the early days at the Reno Sheriff's Department.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Helping Mayor Hernandez
Mayor Hernandez requires assistance with a very delicate problem.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Getaway Trailer
Wiegel and Rizzo get trapped inside a trailer.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Stoner Jesus
A touring company of Jesus Christ Superstar causes trouble for the deputies.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language 05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Bratz Kidz Snow White (Act 2) The Bratz Kidz are stuck in Fairy Tale Land until they can prove that they are more adept at handling the fairy tale situations of Snow White and Red Riding Hood than the original heroines were.
05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
Go! Go! Tama-Adventure! - Looking for the Pumpkin Soup Lake
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Apr 14, 2012
06:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY WS G
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
06:00 CHOWDER WS G
The Heist/The Prank When the gang discovers a cavern of precious rock candy crystals deep under Endive s house, they attempt to dig them all out before she notices. MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF 06:30 FLAPJACK II Repeat WS G
Fancy Pants/Cuddle Trouble
K nuckles will do anything to get into the VIP section at the Candy Barrel.
07:00 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Doubting Dingo/Sub Commander Taz
Armed with a treasure map, Taz enlists the aid of a wary Dingo in unearthing the riches.
07:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Curried Smurfs
Gargamel's Indian counterpart captures the Smurfs and sells them to the Rajah for display in his private zoo.
08:00 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW Repeat WS G
Fish and Visitors Bugs and Daffy quickly discover that Yosemite Sam is a less-than-perfect houseguest when they are forced to take him in during a rainstorm.
08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Slugfest/ Beans and Weanies
When Lumpus won't give Slinkman the night off, Lazlo helps Slinkman finally stand up to his boss.
09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Hello Summer, Goodbye Camp When the campers return to Leaky Lake, ready for another summer of fun, they learn that Camp Kidney is slated for demolition.
09:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG
No Iron Bars A Cage
Ben and Gwen travel to the prison planet, Incarcicon, to try and stop Kevin's rampage.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Economy Flight to Washington
The Hooterville Young People's Agricultural Society, comprised of Eb, Hank and Arnold, flies to Washington, D. C. for the national convention. When the stewardess tries to throw the pig off the DC-3, the Douglases come on board to smooth over the problem.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Retreat From Washington
With the Douglases in Washington, the "Haney Farm Mindin' Service" leases out their house to a couple with six children. Meanwhile in D.C., Lisa and Eb go to the White House to have unannounced lunch with the president.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
A Hunting We Won't Go After a friendly doe wanders onto the farm, Lisa starts a drive to ban deer hunting. When the governor arrives in Hooterville for the start of hunting season, Lisa presents him with her petition.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 11:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Oh, Promise Me The Douglases learn their marriage license is actually a dentists' license. Lisa moves in with the Monroe Brothers until Oliver agrees to have a big church wedding to make their marriage legal.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG
Forget About Boys Olivia gets praise from Joe at an ELLE photo shoot, but Erin is frustrated about the preferential treatment. Meanwhile, Whitney and Roxy go on a series of disastrous dates, ending in a blowup at a night club.
12:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Everybody's A Movie Star A movie is being made at the Space Center with Tony and Roger and Jeannie gets involved. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
13:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Who Are You Calling A Genie
Jeannie loses her memory while at NASA and Tony has to rescue her from the authorities. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
13:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
No Zip in My Zap Dr. Bombay has Samantha levitating when her powers gum up due to disuse. Endora answers the phone and tells Darrin she is flying and Darrin mistakes a real fly for his wife. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
14:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Birdies, Bogies and Baxter Samantha turns Darrin into Arnold Palmer on the golf course during a game with a client. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Family Affair (Part 1) When Mike's Mum visits for a week, she and the Mayor hit it off better than Mike ever imagined, or feared. Meanwhile, Nikki dates a ventriloquist whose dummy, Mr Bungle, is more romantic (and talkative) than him.
Starring: Meredith Baxter Birney, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Family Affair (Part 2)
Mike must choose between protecting his Mum and protecting the Mayor, when he tries to spin the Mayor out of a new scandal. Meanwhile, when Paul is sued, he goes to "The People's Court" to let the former Mayor decide his fate. Guest stars Meredith Baxter. Also stars Michael J. Fox and Richard Kind.
Starring: Meredith Baxter Birney, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
15:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
Where's the Pearls?
Mr Sheffield has Elizabeth Taylor over, and like with all celebrities, Fran can't help herself until she meets her.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
16:00 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
The Hockey Show Fran starts to date Michael LaVoe, a famous hockey player for the NY Rangers. When the Ranger lose a match Michael thinks Fran is a jinx.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
16:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Wink
Though it's grapefruit juice that has caused George to wink uncontrollably, Yankee executive Mr. Wilhelm thinks he's hinting at a problem with his boss, Mr. Morgan, and Kramer takes it as an okay to sell an autographed birthday card intended for the team's owner. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 17:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Hot Tub
Elaine has agreed to put up a marathon runner who once overslept and missed an Olympic race. But when her track record for lateness gives Jean-Paul reason to think he's picked the wrong host, Jerry takes responsibility for getting him to the New York City Marathon on time. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
17:30 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG
Couples
On tonight s special episode of Wipeout, it s all the spills, thrills and big balls as usual but with a twist. Couples will be competing together for a chance to win the $50,000 grand prize. Hosted by John Henson, John Anderson and Jill Wagner.
18:30 TOP GEAR AUSTRALIA Captioned WS PG
Natalie Gruzlewski is the girl all farmers want to marry. Question is, will this show-stopper get around our track given it s her first time in a manual gearbox? Plus, Shane, Ewen and Steve embark on a mission to create a new Peel world speed record. And Steve and Shane face off in a Grip or Grunt challenge.
19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Castrating A Sheep In Montana
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour, but he gets jealous when the two form a bond.
Starring: Brooke Shields, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
20:30 ERASER 1996 Captioned Repeat WS M
Eraser
An elite federal marshal known as the "Eraser" guarantees the safety of valuable informers by erasing their identities, relocating them and protecting them from exposure. These are people who have risked everything to expose treachery, murder, vice and corruption by testifying against some of the most sought-after criminals of our time. The Eraser's latest assignment is to protect a woman with a terrifying and powerful secret that she must hide until she can be brought to testify.
Starring: Chuck Russell, Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Caan, Vanessa Williams, James Coburn, Robert Pastorelli, James Cromwell
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language
22:40 TEQUILA SUNRISE 1988 Captioned Repeat WS M
Tequila Sunrise
A romantic thriller that explores the darker side of the fast-track 80's lifestyle. Nick Frescia gets the toughest assignment of his career when he's required to bring in his old high school buddy, a drug dealer named Dale McKussie who is trying to go straight. The conflict between the personal and professional deepens when both men fall for the same woman, a gorgeous restauranteur suspected of involvement in McKussie's drug operation.
Starring: Mel Gibson, Kurt Russell, Michelle Pfeiffer, Raul Julia, J T Walsh, Arliss Howard, Ann Magnuson, Arye Gross
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Drug References, Sex Scenes
00:50 MAD Repeat WS M
Fantastic Megan Fox/MAD vs. Wild Megan is a fox, literally, and she's going to show the world what fantastic actress she can be. Then, MAD takes to the woods and shows you how to survive in the wild.
01:00 BACHELOR PAD Repeat WS PG This week, an emotionally bruising competition sends two of the women off in tears. Plus, there is a fantasy date, a couple "takes flight" and another dreaded elimination.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
03:00 HUMAN TARGET Repeat WS M
Taking Aimes Ames tries to help out a childhood friend, a demolitions expert, and has no choice but to help him pull off a diamond heist for a ruthless criminal mastermind.
Starring: Mark Valley, Chi Mcbride, Janet Montgomery
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence 04:00 CHUCK Repeat WS M
Chuck Versus The Three Words Chuck is still trying to resolve his feelings over Sarah. Meanwhile, Sarah's best friend Carina returns to town on a mission to get engaged to an arms dealer and penetrate his security system to obtain a high-tech weapon.
Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Joshua Gomez, Ryan McPartlin
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Bratz Kidz Cinderella (Act 3) The Bratz Kidz are stuck in Fairy Tale Land until they can prove that Yasmin is more adept at ensuring a happy ending to the tale of Cinderella than the original Cinderella.
05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
Beep! Beep! Let's Take Over Tamagotchi Planet! - A Sparkling Debut! Lovelin's Skating Lessons
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.