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THE the students‘since 1997 voice MT HE I NDEPENDENUCKRAKERT J OHN F. K ENNEDY S CHOOL S T UDEN ts ‘ N EW S PAPER Volume XVII, Issue IV Friday,February 29, 2013 Circulation: 200 PAGE 1 THE MUCKRAKER 5 Tips for Speaks! Wrapping up this event- Ski Trip Survival ful month at JFKS with the clean-the-school-day and the Valentines day dance we, the new editors, want to pres- ent you a fantastic first issue of our new Muckraker. With the Ski trip coming up soon, the Muckraker has gathered a few tips which will help all the 8th graders survive the ski trip and have a great time image1.masterfile.com with only minimal damage. All new interested and enthu- siastic writers are welcome to join and add fresh meat to our ranks. With our following is- photo courtesy of sues we plan to spike the in- ,continued on page 3 terests of the student body and attract more than just the sudoku fans. To get the scoop on the new This issue features an article On a last note, we Biology Teacher, Ms. Lyon, that will let you see the high would like to express our flip to page 3.Our journalists school through the eyes of a gratitude towards the pre- have once again prepared a 7th grader. vious editors for their hard great teacher feature for all work and for giving us the you Muckraker readers. opportunity to be the ones to on page 2 and 4 on page 4 edit and publish the work of JFKS students. Cheers, The second part of „Die Antonia and Alina have once Begegnung“ has arrived. again prepared a great list of The Editors This is exciting news for all movies. It includes the most of you, who have impatiently anticipated films of 2013 anticipated the end of this and the amazing movies short sotry. which were unfortunately not nominated for Best Picture. on page 6 and 7 on page 7 and 8 Volume XVII, Issue VIII Friday,February 29, 2013 Circulation: 200 PAGE 2 JFKS LIfe Teacher Feature: Staff Box Founding Fathers: Ms. Lyon Mikolaj Bekasiak Seth Hepner Adam Nagorski But when I was on a cruise for my cousin’s Senior Advisor: bachelorette party, I Sophia Hengelbrok got a phone call and Hyerin Park Lara Fenwick someone informed me that I got the Editors: job. I was so happy, I Julia Chrampanis was just screaming, Lenny Leass “I got the job, I got the job!” I felt like I Layout Editor: Polina Andreeva was going to throw up. I just thought to Journalists: myself, “Oh my god, Antonia Nihsen Alina Albrecht When you were in high school, did I’m moving to Berlin!” Since I have never really lived in a Christopher Daum you like biology and were you con- Chaeky Song big city before, it was a real- sidering becoming a teacher? Clara Frick Biology was my favorite subject! ly great opportunity for me. Matilde Borio I took every biology class that I Milena Kula Max Sherwood could. In high school I wanted to How do you like JFKS and how become a doctor. I was looking is it different from the other at medical schools, so teaching schools you have taught at? was more of a secondary thing. I I have taught at one other thought to myself; ”Ah well, what school. It was in the States, if I don’t get into medical school. in a very rural community, so Maybe I could be a teacher and very different from JFKS. teach future doctors!” So then I teach five different I actually ended up becoming a classes now, whereas in the states I only taught two. Here THE MUCKRAKER is an independent teacher and I love it and wouldn’t newspaper. The opinions expressed change it for the world. it took me forever to learn here in no way reflect those of the everyone’s names. I have administration of the John F. Ken- nedy School. Where are you from? over 200 students –it does I come from New Jersey, right throw you through a loop. I outside of Princeton. I grew up would say another challenge How to join living 30 minutes from the beach, was finding out what studen- the Muckraker Staff ts learned in previous bio- 1. Come to our weekly two hours from the mountains, meetings in the 20-minute- an hour from New York, and 30 logy classes. In the states, I would know what the stu- break on Tuesdays in B214 minutes from Philadelphia. It’s the 2. Send in your articles to best place ever! dents already knew because [email protected] I had been their previous te- 3. Drop a note in our acher. Here, I’ll ask, “Did you mailbox or approach us What brought you to Berlin and randomly in the hallways JFKS? guys learn this?” and every- JFKS was a bit of a surprise. They one would be like “No….” offered me a job but because you always hear so many great things about this school I didn’t think I continued on page 4 would ever get in. Volume XVII, Issue IV Friday, February 29, 2013 Circulation: 200 PAGE 3 JFKS LIFE SKI TRIP TIPS 1.’’Do not break beds.” 2.“If you want ice cream from the kitchen, don’t go ahead and get it out of the freezer; they will skin you alive… like they did to me.” 3“It is crucial to apply plenty of sunscreen on your face; unless you want to come back after two weeks looking like you ate a bunch of carrots. Since you will be wearing ski goggles, half of your face will be covered while the other half will be exposed to the strong sun on the slopes. Avoid embarrassment and a stupid-looking tan.” 4“Buy a lot of sweets and snacks if you don’t want to walk half an hour to get to a store.” 5“Try to get along with the teachers! You’ll be seeing them all day, every day for the next two weeks.” 6.Don´t Mess with the Fish in the Tanks “If you want to help make up for the annoyance you’ve caused by rooming in the hostel with over one hundred of your beloved hormone-driven comrades, or you simply feel the urge to play with something, you may gladly put the magnetic fish-tank cleaner to use, in order to make the glass less grimy, and to make the world of the fish a slightly better place. However, be sure that no fish are in between the magnetic scrubber and the glass before you proceed, as the fragile being will die from the amount of pressure, an event that will summon much sadness among a population of under thirty. If you do manage to complete- ly stop the functioning of this hypothetical fish’s vital organs, the natural reaction will be to convince yourself that the little chump is simply resting after a hard day of swimming about, but after a restless night, when you witness that the fish not only refusing to move, but also floating on the surface of the water, the reality will hit you that you have committed a terri- ble act against a poor being that did not deserve any harm, and your conscience will never be the same. That is, you will feel guilt until perhaps ... ten minutes later when the overall joy and overwhelming social experience of the ski-trip washes out all other feelings of sad- ness. This feeling of guilt could however be summoned anew if this hypothetical event is re- counted in detail long after the occurrence, and this hypothetical description possibly even lands in some corner of the school newspaper where it can be viewed by all. Hypothetically. You may forget, but your friends never will.” collected by the Muckraker Staff Volume XVII, Issue VIII Friday,February 29, 2013 Circulation: 200 PAGE 4 JFKS LIFE Erste Eindrücke der High School einige tief und innig und die Library ist Bisher erscheint die High School den besser bestückt als viele andere, z.B. die meisten Siebtklässlern ziemlich chaotisch. Das ganze Rumgerenne Gerhardt-Haupt- zwischen den Stunden, wo man mann Bibliothek in nirgendwo durchkommt weil alle in Friedenau. Etwas, andere Richtungen wollen, die Lock- dass so ziemlich alle erschlösser, die nie aufgehen wenn in meiner Jahrgans- es besonders schnell gehen muss, stufe super finden, und die manchmal nur 5-minütigen ist dass man in den Pausen um z.B. vom „White Build- blogspot.com Pausen hingehen ing“ in das „Green Building“ zu kom- kann wo man men. Mit den Lockern gibt es noch will,drinnen oder ein Problem: viele Mädchen dekori- draußen!Die Freiheit eren ihren Locker und geben dann is einfach geil!Sorry, damit an. Sorry aber einen Mini- Lehrer, ich meine Kronleuchter finde ich echt über- photo courtesy of trieben. Wenn man dann nicht bald natürlich: „Die Freiheit ist einfach toll!“ (mindestens) einen Spiegel besorgt ist man so heit ist einfach toll!“. was von am A**ch… Braucht man sowas wirklich? Aber einiges muss man der High School auch lassen:die Snackmaschinen lieben einige Anonymous “Teacher Feature” continued from page 3 how drugs are machined to target specific and I would say, “No?! Ugh, okay.” It’s hard to kinds of cancer. But, I also like biotech- back track, but on the other hand it’s great be- nology. cause there is actually a lot to work with from Hobbies? earlier years.