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c / Vol. XXII No. 14 February 2, 1984 T.G.'s: Battle Of The Beers by Shen Hirsch when ETK accepted the ASB's solved the needed sponsorship AK Psi on the other hand felt was not my fault. I have a stand­ For the first time in USD his­ offer to sponsor the Flanigan's. but added a great deal of credibil­ students should be given an alter­ ard procedure in which 1 list all tory the students will be given the ETK, Elman Tappa Kegga, was ity to ETK. native to Flanigan's. The popula­ the free ads on a log sheet and the advantage of a T.G. every Friday. founded by Ed DeMerlier, Vince When AK Psi proposed an tion of student participation had paying ads on another. When ETK, AK Psi and AMA have Kasperick, Tom Ehmann and addition to the agenda ETK was already notably declined from there are too many paying ads the now collaborated to present a Mike Harder as a response to the enraged. They felt that AK Psi the previous year. Diego's was free ads are the first to be left out. finer collection of Friday festiv­ denial of on-campus T.G. privi­ was corrupting the T.G. spirit by thought to be a welcome change, It is not my responsibility to ities. leges. ETK provided their own their "glorified happy hour." providing a unique atmosphere choose which ads are pulled first." Starting onjanuary 27th, AKP home remedy for the alcohol They claimed unfair to charge of extremely different from that Regardless -of many setbacks Psi will present the first T.G. at revocation. The beer drinking admission fees plus an additional that of Flanigan's. Many stu­ such as these AK Psi has managed Diego's alternating with ETK's fraternity has since received a $ 1 for each margarita, while they dents indeed felt the atmosphere to provide Diego's for this Flanigan tradition. great deal of scrutiny from Stu offered a $2 standard admission of AK Psi a welcomed change. semester. Rivalry for sponsor-ship of the dent Affairs. Awarding the T.G.'s fee, with collected funds being Diego's is the ideal place for the On December 8th, the two fra­ T.G.'s began early in October to this organization not only allocated to the beer flow. T.G.'s, "when it's that much fun ternities clashed as Diego's and the money really doesn't matter Flanigan's were scheduled simul­ that much," stated one USD taneously. The results were crys­ student. tal clear. ETK's Flanigan's was easily outnumbered. The hostility reached its peak As student enrollment contin­ as an ad announcing one of the ues to increase, the ASB may well first Diego's was somehow not change its policy of not schedul­ printed in the Vista. The finger ing two similar activities on the was immediately pointed at Vista same day; The issue is thus being business manager, Vince Kaper- brought closer to the forefront: ick, a famed ETK founder. In should students be given the response to the accusation V ince opportunity to choose their activi­ stated, "I was blamed for the dis­ ties rather than have the decision appearance of the ad which simply made for them? ~ Sr. Tim Takes A Semester Off Sister Timothy Malone has "I think anyone who was in­ taken a four month sabbatical volved in Campus Ministry, even from her position as Coordina­ remotely, is going to feel this tor of Campus Ministry. The loss." Another said, "I think eve­ announcement came at the close ryone is going to miss her, she of the Fall semester and was met really was a bright spot on campus." The Copley Library will be closed between February 11-19 while materials are transferred into with a great deal of regret. In an informal meeting Sr. Tim In a brief interview, before the new building which will open on February 20. A new quiet policy will be initiated at that leaving in early January, Sr. Tim time. Photo by Andy Wasa. sighted health problems that needed to be dealt with imme­ talked candidly about the deci­ diately for her decision to take sion. "I'd like to think I'm irre­ the Spring semester off. "It was placeable, but I'm not. I'm sure Copley Library Closing something I had to do, either the students will do just fine. I that, or risk giving my job up all really am going to miss every­ together later on." body though. Right now 1 think The entire Copley Library will Librarian, described the situation enforce silence in the reading She expressed a great deal of this is the best thing. I'm going be opened for use on Monday, very succinctly, "Libraries are rooms and the stacks. Students difficulty in coming to the deci­ back to the Mid-west and spend February 20. The old portion of not noisy; it is the people who who are noisy will be asked to sion, "...because I love all the some time with my family, it will the library will be closed from use them who are." leave the library. No type of kids so much. We had a lot of be good to relax and get the February 11-19 in order to com­ With the opening of the new group study will be permitted in plans and programs we have been things I really have needed to get plete the transfer of materials and Copley Library, more space will the library. working on for a long time, it done for a long time, done." the refurbishing of the old library. be available, alleviating the over­ As soon as the new regulations wasn't an easy decision." "I think the worst thing is leav­ For those concerned students, crowded conditions that have exi­ are formulated, reviewed by the Sr. Tim has been an integral ings the kids I was counseling. study facilities during those nine sted in the past; U.S.D. has a library staff and student repre­ part of many students lives and You start making progress and days will include the Camino golden opportunity to finally sentatives, and printed, the stu­ her absence can be felt across then suddenly you have to pack Lounge, the Student Union, the establish an atmosphere that is dent body should quickly learn campus, one student remarked, up and leave." When questioned Crossroads, etc. conducive to studying. to adhere to them. Finally, the "The first day I got here I went about her return she said, "Well Along with the new library, students will be able to conscious­ over to her apartment to see her, you can bet that after spending tables, and bathrooms, a new The guidelines of the policy ly study their class material in the it's just something that comes four years with these kids I'll be policy will be instituted in order are currently being constructed Copley Library which has for so naturally, Sr. Tim is USD. I was back to see them graduate. I to establish a'new climate,' silence by Sr. Furay, Provost and Aca­ long been the social place, not the really sorry to find her gone." really do hope to be back in time in the library. The Student Govern­ demic Vice-President. Sr. Furay study place, on campus. In addi­ For many students the an- for graduation." ment officers and the entire li­ has gathered suggestions from tion to this policy, the new library nounement came at last weeks This semester Cathy Campbell brary staff have heard numerous the library staff and from stu­ will include hundreds of indivi- student mass. As Fr. Larry Dolan has been given the position of complaints for years from stu­ dents, compiling a set of rules ual cubicles which will discour­ made the announcement, a low Coordinator of Campus Minis­ dents regarding the excessive noise that will be strictly enforced by age any type of discussion. The moan could be heard. After mass try and will be in charge of those that pervades the facility. the library staff. The expectation exact guidelines of the new policy many students expressed their programs pending Sr. Tim's Mrs. Holleman, the University is that the guidelines will strongly will be published at a later date. feelings about Sr. Tim's absence, return. 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Letters to the Editor Labor Unions Going Out Of Style and information about how to be commended! Rudy, Sr. Tim, A-Team join the official, international A- the housing staff (Dave, Sr. Lorch, by Frank Bugelli TEAM Fan Club. mary, Rick, Skip, and Triff) and The trend of the nation today is against labor unions. At the turn of It's good to hear that the Tore­ others worked well past two serv­ the century the working class was severly exploited (long hours, low Groupies ros are "on the jazz." ing over 500 people an excellent wages). There was a need for unions. In order to remedy the situation Cordially, meal for free. It was a great time the United States Government passed the Wagner Act of 1935. The Dear A-TEAM GROUPIES: Charlotte Clay and it's good to know that' you Wagner Act gave workers the right to vote for union representation. Rumor has it that there is a Public Relations Coordinator care about us. Thank you. Today workers of many companies have chosen to vote against union gathering of devoted "A-Team" Sincerely, representation. Why? Management has cleaned up its act. Companies fans who spend their Tuesday An Anonymous Resident are now voluntarily providing the benefits unions demanded. The evenings ensembles from 8:00 to mere threat of having a union voted in causes management to take 9:00 p.m. in serious study of the Thank good care of its employees. It is simply cheaper for a company to performances of George, T, provide its employees with the proper benefits than to pay someone Dwight, and Dirk. Arian A else to force them to do the same. I cannot tell you how thrilled I You am to hear this. Dear Editor, Unions cost money. Who pays? Ultimately, you, the consumer. Messiah Imagine two companies each providing identical employer pay plans I invite you to write to me at Although it may seem like light and benefits. One has a union, the other does not. The company with Stephen J. Cannell Productions so years ago, I think that the effort Dear Editor, a union will have greater labor expenses than the one without, simply that I may forward on to youy put forth by our staff on the Mid­ When can we expect an in because someone must pay the salaries of the union officials. People pictures of your "favorite stars" night Breakfast during finals must depth interview with Arian Col­ don't like unneeded expenses. Americans want the most product for lins? I've heard rumors that he is the least money. Unions make it difficult for companies to satisfy this actually a messiah. Can't anyone want. Employment answer these questions? I would encourage you, "my fellow Americans," not to support Sincerely, any union boycotts. Instead, go out and actively buy the products of Anne Till boycotted companies. What would happen if the people who were in Opportunities charge of a union felt that their pay was not up to par? Or, that their working conditions were unfair? Would they strike against them­ Are you looking for a part- nance, Management and Art are Recruiters selves? Would they discourage workers from joining the very institu­ time job? The Student Employ­ available through this program. tion they are a part of? ment Center, located in Serra Employers often prefer to hire On Campus 317, can assist you in your job college graduates with job- related EATING DISORDERS search. Current job openings are experience. And part-time jobs The Spring Recruiting Sche­ posted on the job board and new can possibly lead to full-time dule is currently being finalized The Eating Disorders Clinic established last fall is presenting listings are posted daily. The staff employment with the employer. by the Career Counseling and another series of seminars focusing on the nature and treatment of at the Center can also provide If any of this information inter­ Placement Office. Employers will eating disorders. These seminars are open and anyone from the USD you with job search and inter­ ests you, stop by the Student be visiting campus to interview community or San Diego area is welcome to attend. view tips to help you get the job Employment Center Mon.-Fri. Spring graduates and alumni. All meetings will be at 7 p.m. in the USD Mission Crossroads. you really want. In addition, stu­ between 8:30 and 5:00, with the For the most part, these em­ dents may sign up to attend work­ exception ofThursday, 8:30-4:00 ployers are from large-scale re­ 1. Food Abuse: What is it? Who has it? What does it do to you? shops which cover topics such as to discuss your employment gional and national organizations. Feb. 21 effective interviewing and resume needs. The following are some of Recruiters from banks, retail de­ 2. Eating Disorders Have Nothing to do With Food: Psychological writing. These services are free to the current openings available: partment stores, manufacturers, Determinants Mar. 13 all registered USD students and Job #4801 Real Estate Acqui­ insurance companies, and govern­ you don't have to be on financial sitions Assistant in La Jolla. Will ment agencies will be on campus 3. Food Addiction April 3 aid to qualify! work with brokers on behalf of for schedule interviews. Many types of positions are investors. Prefer Accounting Interested students are en­ listed through the Center. It is Major, MBA or real estate expe­ couraged to review the list of 4. Family and Social Influences on Eating Disorders April 24 possible to work as few as 3 rience. Must have typing skills. recruiters that will be available hours per week or as many as you Hours are Mon. and Wed. 8:30 from the Placement Office, Serra desire. For students who only a.m. to 1 or 2 p.m. $5.00/hr. 303. Published lists detailing job wish to work on an occasional Job #1203 Clerk/Typist for descriptions, majors required, basis, there are many temporary downtown law office. Will assist and interview dates will be avail­ and on-call opportunities. And with handling lawsuits (paper­ able. Employers already scheduled Vista Staff many of the jobs listed are close work). Will be trained on word include Kodak, Xerox, General Editor-in-Chief to campus - some within walking processor. Must type 50 wpm. Dynamics, Robinson's and First Carol D. Damon distance. Beside the obvious bene­ Hours are flexible between 5:30 Interstate Bank. Associate Editor Business Manager fit of earning extra money, recent and 10:00 p.m., 10-20 hrs./week. The Placement Office has in­ Joseph P. Mularky Vince Kasperick research indicates that students $3.35/hr. stituted a new and improved in­ who work part-time actually per­ Job #1312 Waiter/Waitress terview registration procedure. Entertainment Editor Sports Editor form better in college than those near USD. Serve customers in Deadlines for registering and sub­ Arian Collins Emily Schell who do not work. Italian restaurant. Several shifts mitting completed resumes have Students can also gain valuable available. 6-12 hrs./week. been established. To participate San Diego Scene Editor Humor Editors experience in positions related to $3.35/hr. plus tips. in these on-campus interviews, Greg Bart B. Verre their majors and career goals by Job #0505 Liquor Store Clerk start by coming to the Orienta­ Michael Berman Assistant Scene Editor participating in the Career Expe­ near USD. Hours are flexible tion to On-Campus Interviewing Michael Hall Copy Editor rience Program which is offered between 9-5. Approx. 19 Workshop. Attendance at this Dwayne Conn at the Center. Part- time positions hrs./week. Do not have to be 21. workshop, as well as the Resume Photography Editor in areas such as Accounting, Fi­ $3.70/hr. to start. Preparation and Interviewing Andy Wasa Skills Workshops, is mandatory for those students who wish to Staff The Vista welcomes "Letter to the Editor" from students, participate in on-campus inter­ Tim Beaulieu Frank Bugelli John Sanford faculty, and others. All letters must be typed (double-spaced 65 views. Sharon Stegmuller Sheri Hirsch Amy Earley space line.). Letters which are submitted, must be accompanied Paul Gordon Michael Cisneros Rich Pietras A schedule of workshop times John Schlegel Mimi Millcurd Ed DeMcrlier by the author's name and phone number for verification pur­ and interview procedural dead­ Ken Atkins Carl Stewart Rosemary Denting Debbie Ortega Madeline Ferbal Siobhan THIMT poses. Names will be withheld upon request. The Editor retains lines may be obtained from the the right not to print any letter which is found to be obscene, Placement Office. The Spring On- slanderous or libelous. Campus Interview Schedule beg­ All articles printed in the Vista represent the opinions of All letters must be submitted before 5:00 p.m. on Monday ins in February, and preparation the individual authors and not necessarily those of the Vista for publication in the Thursday issue. The Vista office is located is required. So, don't wait! Come and its staff. on the ground floor of Serra Hall across from the Snack Bar. to the Career Counseling and Placement Office now. February 2, 1984—Vista—Page 3 Campus Notes t~\ j tvt i o^j n „ j Giveve Blood-SignBlood - Sign upson Feb. 7-9 in front of Serra Hall from 10 a.m. JL^ (^{XvV wCv i1 V CCv - 1 p.m. by Sheri Hirsch already brief semester. Dead Week. Study Break in the Lark on Thursday, Feb. 2 at 10 p.m. At the beginning of the Fall Tim Beaulieu and Sue Pardee, 6. New material may be intro­ semester ASB was faced with a Sec. of Academics made efforts duced during Dead Week; stu­ T.G.I.F. at Flanigan's from 5-8 p.m. on Friday, February 3. Spon­ strong faculty attitude to annihi­ to address the concerns of faculty dents are therefore expected to sored by Elman Tappa Kegga. late the current Dead Week pol­ by adding the following six attend class as usual. icy. Three of the schools, the provisions: Junior Class Picnic on February 4 from 2-5 p.m. Watch for details. School of Business, the School of It seems the greatest concerns Arts and Sciences, and the School of the faculty concentrated on Club Day - from 10 a.m. -1 a.m. on February 8 in front of Serra Hall. of Education all individually 1. The week prior to Final the second stipulation specifying The Bullpen presents a Noontime Concert on February 8 in the voted to deny the policy's con­ Examinations week, there will be addition of quizzes. When this Student Union. tinuance. The past policy stated no examinations or major quizzes. stipulation was addressed ade­ that "there shall be no tests or 2. Minor quizzes during Dead quately it is believed to have been Sigma Chi Alpha BBQon Feb. 8 at 2:30 at the South Mission Jetty. quizzes given during dead week." Week can be computed in the the key factor for acceptance of Watch for Rush details. student's grade for the semester the policy. The dead week policy was as long as they are listed in the As a result of the efforts of Last Day to enroll in class. 80% Tuition Refund Deadline. under severe scrutiny by the Uni­ syllabus and are worth no more Beaulieu and Pardee, the Univer­ versity Senate. The faculty ex­ than 10% of the course erade. sity Senate voted 15-5-1 in favor Sigma Pi Open Rush Party on Feb. 8. Watch for details. pressed concern about the vagu­ 3. Lab Practicums are allowed of accepting the new Dead Week eness of the policy. They believed during Dead Week. policy. The only school opposed Phi Kappa Theta Information Meeting on Feb. 8 from 6:30 -7:30 in the policy made no allowances 4. Papers and oral reports are to the decision was the School of the Media Center. for lab practicums, make-up tests allowed during Dead Week. Business. or make-up quizzes during the 5. Make-up exams and make­ The ASB is now reviewing pos- French Club Meeting on Feb. 2 and 9 at 11:15 in the Camino dead week. It also shortened an up quizzes are allowed during Continued on page 4 Lounge.

SENIORS-SENIORS-SENIORS - If you have any slides or pic­ tures, the organizers of the Senior Banquet would like you to turn them in to the Senior Banquet box in the ASB Office. These slides will Books For Sale be used in a slide show. Introduction to Numerical Biology, the Science of Life by $14. Call Laura at 298-6591. Senior Retreat Meeting on Friday, Feb. 3 at 6:30 p.m. in the Methods by Stark; Exploring Wallace $20; Biology, the Science Contemporary Problems in Per­ Orange Room. Music, 3rd Edition, by Hickok; of Life S tudy Guide $6; A Igebra for sonnel by Pearlman; Investments- History of Education in America, College Students by Murphy $10; Concepts, Analysis and Strategy by Commencement Exercises on May 20, 1984 for this year's gra­ 3rd Edition; The Heredity Factor call 297-8078 ask for Jane. Radcliffe; Introduction to Manage­ by Nyhan; The Double Helix by duating class have been changed from 3:30 p.m. to 10:30 a.m. Politics in England for Western ment Science by Taylor; Behavior Watson; Advanced Programming Europe $8; The Middle East on in Organizations by Baron. Call and Problem Solving with Pascal by Do you have difficulties in Spanish or French? Are you having prob­ World Affairs $10; English Funda­ Pete Mitchell at 291-1565. Scheiner and lems in Accounting? Take advantage of the ICC Tutoring Program. Bruell; Catholicism mentals $7; Julian of Norwich $4; The Human Portrait (Cultural Today by Kohmescher. Cyndi Watch for details. Aggregate Economic Analysis by Antropology), The Savage Mind, Barrel at 298-7315. McKenna $16; Cambios y Rosaura About Behaviorism, Language & The Behavioral Science Club will be having their first meeting of Logic by Hurley-Text and Study $14; Ethical Theory in Business Mind: Call Emily 291-2326. the semester on Thursday, Feb. 2, in S124 at 12:30 p.m. All new Guide $19, perfect condition, members are welcome. call Bob at 223-3373. Algebra for College Students J/fc frozen $10/offer, Gil Anspacher at I.C.C. meetings will now be held in the Serra Conference Room ifogurt creations every Monday at 12:15 p.m. 295-5235. Yogurt Jiff air

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By Gina Scarafaggio turn in articles for the school it to mean—neither more nor is that?" crickets in his head, reciting to By error—the class bulletin for newspaper on a weekly basis. less...' "No, no—I didn't mean that, I myself, for some reason, the Spring 1984 listed "Introduction Classes are held in the Vista "You are quoting from Alice in thought you said that you were a words of Edward Lear: to Radio-Television" as a one office in the basement of Serra Wonderland," I muttered, but he beetle." O My aged Uncle Arly! unit course. In reality, the course Hall, with weekly organization didn't seem to hear me. "I did," I said. "Ringo, Sitting on a heap of Barley will be given for three units. meetings on Tuesdays, at noon. "Yes,—'skulking,"'he replied. John...George. Not a cricket, as Thro' the silent hours of It meets Mondays, Wednes­ The course is given for one, "You spell that 'S-K-U-E...' Wait in Jiminy. Knucklehead," I night,— days, and Fridays 1:25 p.m. in two, or three units—depending a minute: that's 'S-K-U-L-l ' mumbled, sotto voce. Close beside a leafy thicket:— Serra 211. on how much responsibility a Just a minute Gina, stop making "I was thinking of the Italian On his nose there was a The course in modern media— student is willing to accept for faces..." word 'Grillo," he said. "A cricket. Cricket,— also known as Communication writing, photography, editorial "I'm not making faces," I said, You could be Gina Grillo." In his hat a Railway-Ticket;— Arts 31—will deal with the his­ work, proofing, advertising, or "I'm skulking." I felt my energy dissipating (But his shoes were far too tory of American Broadcasting, skulking. "That's what I mean," he said. rapidly. The flies had now drop­ tight.) 1933-1953, as well as theory and "Did you say 'skulking'?" I "How do you spell that?" ped in a heap, an insect spasm of criticism of communications. The asked Doctor Milam. "Well, 1 spelled it 'skulking.'" love on the windowsill. They course is taught by one L. Milam "Yes, but don't call me 'Doc­ "Perfect, perfect—make a note were busy whispering sweet who claims to have been around tor,'" he said: "I never did get my of that, Miss...Miss Scara...What nothings in each others' tiny fly- Dead Week when the first radio transmission medical degree. I was trying to get did you say your name was?" ears. "I'd feel pretty dumb if I experiment was conducted at it last year, but they ran me out of "Scarafaggio." was known as 'Gina Grillo," I Continued from page 3 Brant Rock, Mass., in 1906, by Grenada. Said that they were "What a nice name!" he said. said. "It sounds like something sible new titles for the actriad Reginald A. Fessenden. having a military exercise, under "It means 'beetle' in Italian." you clean the table with. 'Gina weeks before finals. "You couldn't be that old," the Monroe Doctrine. You re­ "Oh," he mumbled. "Unh...I Grillo!' What would my mother New steps are now being initi­ your reporter suggested to Pro­ member self-determination: didn't know you were Italian..." think?" ated to change the current title of fessor Milam at a recent class that's what put an end to my "I'm not, I'm Serbo-Croatian." "What would mine think if the policy. meeting. "You couldn't be a day study there, under the sun, and He didn't seem to hear me, she knew I asked you if you It seems the major achievement over...over: well, let's say, uhm, balmy skies, and the sweet kiss of "'Scarafaggio.' What a nice name! rubbed your legs together at is that the Beaulieu administra­ well..." sea-salt, and..." Do you rub your legs together at night? Are you sure this interview tion has preserved the main stu­ "Look," Milan said, dropping "Did you say 'Grenada' or night?" he said. isn't over with?" dent concern of the policy: the his couth: "I have one silver hair 'Greneda'?" I interrupted, and "Here now, who taught you "I don't think it ever began," I absence of major tests or major on my chest." And so saying he not a moment too soon. how to do an interview!" I ex­ sighed, leaving the professor to quizzes during the week prior to threw back his shoulders, opened "Do you have to ask so many claimed. "What kind of question the flies on the window and the final exams. his shirt, and puffed out his tiny questions? Who taught you how chest, revealing a hair or two, to do an interview?" none of them silver. "You did," I said. "Last year. "I don't see anything," I sniff­ Journalism I. Remember? 'Ask as IF YOU'RE INTO PIZZA, BEER AND BIG MACS ed. many questions as possible, even YOU'RE PROBABLY OUT OF SHAPE "That's what I mean," he said. to the exasperation of the inter­ "I'm so hoary and overworked viewee.'" If this is your lifestyle, you're more that most all my hairs dropped "I couldn't have said that. than likely carrying around the off my chest. Do you have a What do you think I am, some "FRESHMAN 10." cold?" sort of a numbskull?" 10 extra pounds of fatl ... and no body wants that. "No, I was just sniffing at you There was a brief silence. So you're beginning to look like a ham­ talking about all the hairs you "Where were we?" Milam burger! Now is the time to start your phys­ ical fitness program at Jack LaLanne s And have on your chest." growled. we've made it real easy on your budget. "Well, don't be going around "You said you were a numb­ and sniffing people's chests," he skull." SPECIAL STUDENT sniffed. "And stop dropping my "I couldn't have said that," he DISCOUNT couth." said, his voice rising to the pitch So join today. "I didn't drop your couth— of a countertenor. "Wait a $99. for one full year. That's 66% off the regular you did," I said. "Look up there minute, are you making all this Just at paragraph four: 'Milam said, up?" I watched two files buzzing 99. price I Must be 18 or older dropping his couth.'" in connubial bliss on the window- for one full year membership "Well, you shouldn't be telling pane. "I must be ninety degrees Regular exercise and good diet helps you lose weight people about it. I have my pride. inside," I thought. and feel good. Nautilus in many locations. Aerobics to Be glad I don't drop that." I "Oh, I remember now," he music, free weights, swimming pools, steam, whirlpools and saunas, dressing rooms with private lockers, and acquiesed by dropping the sub­ said. "You wanted me to know if cosmetic makeup consultation are just some of the ject. I meant 'skulking' when I said amenities available to you at Jack LaLanne's. Students may sign up for the 'skulking.' In response to that, Radio-Television course any time and I am glad you asked me, of up to and including February 8. course I meant 'skulking!' 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Greg Leiter Junior Philosophy "Humpy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc and Smokie." page 6—Vista—February 2, 1984 Entertainment Best Films of '83 By Paul Gordon what's happening. Movies suffered in '83 for Peckingpah's The Osterman many reasons; Reagan Admini­ Weekend is the second best, but stration budget cuts, the selling not quite as unrealistically comic of Paramount to Pay TV, and book as Scarface in character numerous other factors including depth. Rutger Hauer stars and film industry strikes and short­ Peckinpah's strong direction ages of good scriptwriters. makes this spy thriller one of the Out of more than 700 film­ most intellectual and sardonic makers in the U.S., only 2 percent thrillers of the year. The scenes were women. That tells viewers are set up to intensify the dramatic something about how the media climax in which bow and arrow treats women: like merchandise. guns, swimming pools full of Blacks were also given shoddy gasoline, and numerous machine treatment. The few big stars, i.e., guns are used to satisfy the audi­ Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor ence's bloodlust. and Mr. T, have come out with a Martin Scorseese's The King of quantity of bad films. Comedy is about Rupert Pupkin, Still, there were many worth­ (Robert Deniro), who kidnaps a while films in '83. Many of the comedy show host (Jerry Lewis), ones I liked were from America, so that he can try his comedy and all of them had tremendously routine on the air. The perfor­ huge budgets. In the film industry mances, scripting, and direction it seems you need a lot of funding are excellent in this dry, realistic to make a good movie these days. character study. Comedy, though Brian DePalma's Scarface tops not Scorseese's best film by a the list of '83's best films. A1 long run, still rates within the top Pacino stars as Tony Montana, a ten of '83. refugee from Castro's jails who David Cronenberg's horrific comes to the drug empire of satire on cable TV networks, America—Miami, Florida—in Videodrome, was clearly in bad A1 Pacino and Scarface rate number I in Gordon's list of top movies for 1983. search of the American dream. taste, but with all the gore and Deborah Harry makes a come­ surrealism it was one of the most croft, Brook's real life wife, has a systems, is a fast-moving, enter­ who discovers a mad scientist in back with her song 'Rush, Rush' entertaining films of last year, fling with comedy and manages taining, lightweight escapist pop­ the depths of a chaotic hospital. about Yayoe (cocaine). Scarface even if one couldn't always under­ to attract the audience with her corn movie which actually has Anderson's film has more visual is DePalma's best film since stand what was going on. James subdued sex appeal. Her rendition something to say, believe it or hyperbole than his previous two: Sisters. Pacino gives a dim-witted Wood starred as a cable pirate of a Polish version of "Sweet not. It says that the militaristic If, and O Lucky Man—and it's a performance with his fake Cuban caught up in a world of hallucina­ Georgy Brown" vaudeville style imbeciles who run our country wonder the film didn't get the accent, but it doesn't matter. The tions and perverted sadism. is quite hilarious, and the chore­ are caught up in a sadistic game of wide distribution it so deserved. action, special effects and screen­ Deborah Harry enjoyed herself ography is pretty decent. The cat and mouse, and it is said well. Tom Cruise loves that 'old play are particularly effective in in a cameo role as a talk show corny plot, although a bit timely Britannia Hospital, Lindsay time rock and roll' so much that one scene where a man is hung host aired on the cable networks. is about a theatre troupe in Poland Anderson's glorious comeback he parades in his parents' expen­ from a helicopter...jurt the right Though Videodrome was a very who try to work with the under­ to kitchen sink drama of the sive home singing it, clad only in amount of blood comes out of strange film, it was a lot better ground so that they may escape fifties, is a masterpiece of sorts. his underwear, in Risky Business the mouth. than Cronenberg's toned-down to England. Although not quite Characters and situations are which ranks number eight on my DePalma is reportedly working adaption of Stephen King's The as good as Mel Brook's High fresh in original in this story of a on Body Double, an X-rated hard­ Dead Zone. Anxiety, To Be Or Not To Be still reporter (Malcom McDowell) Continued on page 7 core sequel to Dressed to Kill, but To Be, Or Not To Be marks a rates number five in the list of ten in the meantime audiences are comeback for Mel Brooks, the best. enjoying his overedited Scarface. master of loudmouthed vaude­ War Games, a frantic adventure The shower-chainsaw scene is ville comedy, whose last film, film for the whole family about a almost entirely cut out, but view­ History Of The World Part I was computer whiz kid who acciden­ ers still get the grisly point of sheerly disastrous. Anne Ban- tally plugs into the U.S. Defense More Secret Messages By Arian Collins numbers. But occasionally a Hemispheres album). The sen­ Pacific strange sentence, picture, or other tences, however, remain the most Over the past few years there type of message is engraved in the interesting. On Foreigner's 4 al­ Dental has been a lot of discussion over small area by the disc cutters. bum "WELCOME CHRISTO­ "secret" messages on record PHER" appears on one side, and Care albums that were recorded back­ Usually it's simply the disc '"UP TO THE SKY'—ROM AN" wards, known as "backmasking," cutter's name. Wally, Sean, on the other Side. by recording artists. Religious Roman, and Pogo (with a heart) An interesting note is the fact Craig Bowles, DMD leaders have publicly denounced are common on numerous al­ that I couldn't find any messages the process as a means to spread bums. But sometimes there's before 1975. Exactly why these devil worship. How the backward more. On the Eagle's Greatest Hits disc cutters found hot only a Welcome to our office located at recordings are supposed to turn album is says "'HAPPY NEW reason, but time to do this during one into a baby-killing troll for YEAR GLYN—"' on one side, their normal working hours is a 6110 Friars Road at Via Los Cumbres Lucifer's glory is beyond me. and "—WITH LOVE FROM mystery to me. Why weren't Then again, I'm not an expert in BILL" on the other. I don't exact­ these disc cutters simply content Evening Appointments these kinds of matters. ly detect any devil worshipping to cut their discs? and significence in the message, but, But because backmasking has But now we come to my favor­ like I said before, I'm certainly no Nitrous Oxide Available received so much press, another ite message of them all, discovered expert on these kinds of matters. form of message making on al­ on the Go Go's Vacation album. bums has gone practically un­ Besides sentences, sometimes On side one it says "IS THIS noticed. Between the last song there are pictures such as flowers RECORD A PENCIL OR A Please Call 299-0171 and the record label on discs is a (on the Story of Star Wars album) BEER CAN?" I'm sure there's space reserved for catalogue or a Union Jack (on Rush's something behind it. February 2, 1984—Vista—Page 7 Entertainment Concert from the Heart Best Films By Arian Collins 26th were near sellouts. Heart On You," "Magic Man," and The Fox Theatre is unquestion­ played in top-notch form, deli­ "Barracuda" were performed Continued from page 6 ably the best place in San Diego vering many of their hits plus along with the group's latest hits list. In this juvenille, upper middle style of picture Akira Kurosowa for concerts. The acoustics are several selections from their latest "How Can I Refuse" and class comical drama, Cruise, a turns out now and again, and very good and so are most of the album Passionworks. Lead singer "Allies." Also performed was 20-year-old guy who gets his that's why it made ninth best. seats. Certainly anything is an Ann Wilson's voice was sharp, "Can't Take The Heat," an as of parents' house to himself for a Berlin Alexanderplatz, a fifteen improvement over the Sports shrill, and clear. Nancy Wilson yet unavailable song from an as few days, has his life torn apart and a half hour movie presented Arena. So it's nice when some of seemed to be determined not to of yet unreleased movie sound­ until he discovers free enterprise in a marathon performance at the the bigger name rock acts play a be overshadowed by her older track. An interesting note is the and turns his home into a brothel Ken Cinema, was an outrageously couple of good shows at the Fox sister. Nancy played a variety of fact that, besides "Can't Take for his rich friends. The title of long drama, but it was worth the than a rather dismal one at the instruments including keyboards, The Heat," all of the songs played' the movie comes from a recent sitting in the theatre not only for Arena. guitars, and harmonica, and even can be found on just two albums, Talking Heads song called the excellent performance by Ger­ In the case ofHeart, the group's provided the lead vocals on "Love Greatest Hits/Live and Passion­ 'Swamp.' man actor Gunter Lamprecht, motive to play the Fox wasn't Mistake," a song she wrote. works. but because of the abstract ex- entirely for the audience's benefit. The stage was unimaginatively Ngisha Oshima's Merry Christ­ pressionistic filmmaking of Recent personnel changes have Heart, like many acts that became decorated with a long white sheet mas Mr. Lawrence is an excellent plagued the group. Lead guitarist/ Rainer Werner Fassbinder, a popular in the early to mid 70's, draped above the band. However, surrealistic allegorical melodrama leading figure of the German New keyboardist Howard Leese, bass­ is having trouble with record and the lighting system was interest­ about the scars of war, and al­ ist Mark Andes, and drummer Wave. ticket sales. The group's last two ing. Spotlights were pointed from Denny Carmassi seemed to be though a bit pretentious, the per- Fassbinder's dizzying visuals, albums, Private Auditions and the stage floor to a large movable formancs by David Bowie, Ryuchi 360 degree pans around building mere backup musicians to the Passionworks, have suffered poor mirror above the group. The spots Sakamoto and Tom Conti are all Wilson sisters. The ladies did all tops, flashing multi-colored light­ sales. If Heart could have filled bounced off the mirror and down of the talking between songs and brilliant. Bowie stars as Selliers, a ing effects, muddled set designs the Sports Arena, they undoubt­ onto the group members. The had far more stage presence. POW in a Japanese camp during and close-ups of anguished char­ edly would have performed there. result was a softer, more appealing World War II, and Sakamoto as acters, all serve to enhance this So the group is playing smaller light. Today Heart is a striving band. the sadistic, yet human, prison eerie, melodramatic character venues, which is certainly good Heart's softer, more acoustic To regain its former popularity leader. Oshima's provocative and study of human suffering. news for Heart fans whether or songs were for the most part will mean hard work and carefully thought-provoking Merry Christ­ Runners-up include The Dead not it was their intention. The abandoned, and, instead, hits penned songs. Heart has that mas Mr. Laurence strayed away Zone, Cujo, Dark Circle, Passione two shows on January 25th and such as "Straight On," "Crazy potential. from the typical Japanese epic D'Amoure, and Heatwave. TheNROTC College Program. (On Campus'AtUSD

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By Michael Cisneros DJ's Fashion Center for Men. '84 is khaki. Glamour, GQ and Again, there will be a move to the look will be a pickup from The much hailed year, 1984, is "But San Diego is getting there." San Diego Fashion magazines have softer colors." Europe and New York. now a full month old, and times Fashion is indeed arriving here, all acknowledged khaki as the For the more everyday look, "Fashion is an art," explained they are a changin. It is the time in the form of Saks Fifth Avenue color for spring. comfort is the key. Many of the Tushcher. "Designers are begin­ of year for change; winter to and Cache, new additions to Mis­ "Khaki is a real popular color current trends will be giving way ning to have fun creating. With spring, new movies, and a host of sion Valley's shopping center. for spring," noted Tushcher. to something old and something jewelry, before, just women wore other things that will be the new And soon, these and other places "With fashion, you have seasonal new. diamonds, now men are wearing styles for '84. like them will provide San Diego colors. Khaki is very seasonal. "A big thing that's coming them. Also, jewelry used to be But is fashion changing in San with its own window to the fash­ There will be a move to brighter back is batik, a back to '60s just gold. Now designers have Diego in 1984? It's clear that the ion scene. colors for summer." look," Michelle explained. "Batik fun with all kinds of metals." '80s in general (to this point) "California is strange in that In addition to colors, spring is is bold print, usually busy. Paisley have introduced a mix of the there is really no difference be­ a time for new and creative styles. falls under that category. The Two of the leading new lines colorful new with the clean, sim­ tween seasons," noted Tushcher, "For women, a very straight, styles and fabrics are easy to for 1984 come from Peter Cohen ple styles of the old. But where is "yet as far as fashion is concerned, gently oversized, slimming cut wear, easy to clean." and Guess productions. Both the trend heading now? the four seasons exist." that skims the body will be most Another thing coming back is lines point in the same general The key words for San Diego "January is traditionally a slow popular," says Tuscher. "Also, the use of natural fibers in direction. fashion in 1984 are "upscale and month. It's just after Christmas more women are business ori­ fashionable clothes. "Natural sophisticated." They portend a and just before spring. January is ented. For them, neutral colors fibers are really comfortable, last "Peter Cohen is labeled Piet move to the more expensive look a transition time. Stores get rid of with a bright addition, such as a a lot longer, and are easy to clean. Retief, and the style is comfort­ while not straying from the cur­ the old and bring in the new. traditional suit with a bright People are paying for better qual­ able, country, and modern. It is a rent trend of comfortable cloth­ Turnover in merchandise slowly sweater. It makes fashion sense ity. Double stitching, things like look you can wear in the country ing. begins and stocks are filled with to wear more than just a suit. that. These clothes last longer." and then to a nightclub and be "As far as California is con­ new merchandise." "For men, the goal is finding Outside of beachwear, San confident at both places." cerned, L.A. is the fashion capi­ And according to all the fashion subtle complication. Mixing Diego does not have what can be "Guess, too, is coming up with tal," said Michelle Tushcher, of indicators, the color for spring stripes withchecks and vice-versa. termed as a definitive style. So the rugged look. Leather and cotton. Different mixtures of Classifieds Mission Club: leather, especially stone wash cotton and leather jeans with TALKBACK CLASSIFIED. We BUSINESS AND TECHNICAL matching coat are hot sellers right never make fun of the stupid, MAJORS. Highly responsible posi­ Tijuana Bound now." petty concerns of our callers when tions for college seniors and gradu­ "We're taking our love and this, serve only to act in Christian slobbering. Talkback with Jerry ates (through age 34) in financial The look might be called a affection to these children," com­ charity and spirit. Participation Galvin, San Diego's nationwide and logistic support. The Navy move to a more masculine new mented Sr. Alicia Sarre at Sun­ of any and all students is invited. call-in comedy talkshow this Sun­ Supply Corps needs highly quali­ romantic look, away from the day's meeting of the Mission Club If you care to join the club or day at 6:00 p.m. on KPBS, 89.5 fied, dynamic individuals to lead androsynous styles popularized as club president Annette Kita- simply attend activities such as (Hi CPF). and manage large inventory and by musical groups like Duran gawa announced plans to visit the this, please contact Annette Kita- financial networks. Salary $ 18,500 Duran and others. Casa de Cuna Orphanage in gawa (298-8057) for more infor­ POLICE OFFICER — ENTRY to start, $34,000 after 4 years. Tijuana, Mexico. mation. Sunday's participants will According to Tushcher, prices LEVEL. The City of Santa Ana Excellent benefits package. Need The trip is scheduled for this meet in front of Founder's Hall for the new fashions will depend Police Department has several job BA/BS, U.S. citizenship. Call Sunday, February 5 with plans to and the Mission Crossroads at on what exactly you want and openings for entry level Police Naval Management Programs, leave USD at9:00 a.m. and return 9:00 a.m. Transportation is where you go to look for it. Officers. The City will hire you as 293-6746, Mon.-Wed., 8 a.m.- at 1:00 p.m. As Sr. Sarre noted, needed, though it will be provided Comparable styles can range from a Police Recruit, send you to a 4 p.m. $20-$200, depending on the de­ sixteen-week training academy and the visit is solely for the purposes for those meeting at the above of meeting the children and offer­ locations. signer and outlet. pay you $1684 per month. PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Quick ing friendship. The orphanage, Upon successful completion of and convenient. 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David appeared in 12 day ( Feb. 4), as theToreras enter­ like this anytime," added Marpe. son this Saturday (Feb. 4) with Taking over at 2B will be junior games and had 4 doubles, 2 tri­ tain UC Santa Barbara. Tip-off is In this Saturday's contest their annual Alumni game. The Bill Ismay ( Yavapai College). Bill ples and 6 stolen bases. Sopho­ at 7:30 p.m. in the USD Sports against UC Santa Barbara, the game starts at 1:30 pm at the batted .380 last year and is a steady more John Slaught (.264) saw Center. Toreras face a team that seems to USD Baseball Complex. Coach­ defensive player who can make the spot duty last season and should Head Coach Kathy Marpe's finally have the monkey off their ing Cunningham is USD's winn- pivot at second. J unior Tom Seyler see more action due to his speed team completed a successful week­ backs. After winning the opening ingest coach with a career record will start at first base when he isn't and sure glove. Newcomers Doug end trip to the state of Arizona, game of the season, the Gauchos of 455-414 (.524). The Toreros pitching. Tom led Antelope Val­ Brooks (North Idaho JC) and splitting a pair of contests. will follow their Alumni game defeated Loyola Marymount, ley in batting (.377) and HR's. Brian Wisniewski (Valhalla H.S.) Forward Debbie Therous, the with home contests against Pt. 89-70, last Tuesday (Jan. 24) to Tom should provide some lead­ will battle for playing time as Toreras leading scorer (10.4 ppg), Loma (Feb 7, 2:30 pm), UC San end a school-record 21-game los­ ership with his bat and pitching back-ups. put in a rebound at the buzzer, Diego (Feb. 8, 2:30 pm) and a ing streak. talents. His back-up will be walk- "Barring injury, we will be lifting USD to a 57-55 victory doubleheader against Cal State UC Santa Barbara, now 2-21, on Brian Locher who batted .331 stronger than last year overall. over Northern Arizona last Thurs­ Los Angeles(Feb. 11,12:00 pm). is under the direction of first- at Monte Vista H.S. last seson in We have more depth in the in­ day night (Jan. 26). Theroux led Last season saw the Toreros year coach Darla Wilson, but Cupertino, CA. field and more and better players USD with 17 points and 12 finish under the .500 mark in the was hired well after the conclu­ Returning in the outfield will in the outfield. To be successful, boards, while Jill Bradley had 14 Southern California Baseball Asso­ sion of the 1982-83 season, miss­ be senior Andre Jacas (left field). we'll have to stop other teams points off 7-of-9 shooting. ciation for the second time since ing the recruiting season. Andre is a very exciting player from running on us. 1 definitely In last Saturday's contest their inception in 1979 with a Despite the predictable results who holds the Torero single sea­ think we have more punch in the against University of Arizona 10-18-1 record and 17-27-1 over­ of the current season, the Gau­ son stolen base record of 35 line-up than we've had in recent (Jan. 28), USD almost upset the all record. To get back to his chos are an improving team, and thefts. He should have his best seasons," stated Coach John Lady Wildcats of the WCAA, winning ways, head coach John are led by 5-10 forward Kristen season ever if he stays healthy. Cunningham. finally dropping, 61-53. Cunningham felt he had to im­ Nicholson. The sophomore from Mary Stanbra scored a season- prove his team in three areas. His Rialto, CA, averages 16.2 pts/g high 18 points, but poor foul off-season concerns were with and 6.2 reb/g. shooting by the Toreras handed pitching, left-handed hitting, and Transfer forward Dana Panfili Tennis Sweeps Three the game to Arizona. UA com­ his catching crew. Now with the (from UC Irvine) is the only mitted 26 turnovers and USD other Gaucho in double-figures fall program completed and his USD's Men's Tennis team second set and led 5 games to 4 in could not capitalize. at 10.5 pts/g. This will be UCSB's first game right around the corner, opened the season with convinc­ the 3rd set. USD was just seven-of-16 at first game after anil -day layover. J.C. feels he has strengthened his ing wins over UC Riverside (7- Amor held serve to even the the line; Arizona made 15-of-18. USD's other games during this pitching squad and indications 2), UC San Diego (6-3) and score at 5-all. Scott split the first After a mid-January roadtrip final homestand of the 83-84 are that the catchers will be better USIU (8-1). Sunday the Toreros 4 points of his serve, then lost the that saw the Toreras go Oh-for- season include: UC San Diego with playing time. This year's went up against UC Irvine, a following 2 points as Amor hit a three, Coach Marpe was deter­ (Feb. 10), U.S.l.U. (Feb. 11), squad however will still have an team that carried a pre-season backhand volley winner and a mined to have her troops play UCIrvine(Feb. 16), and Nevada- absence of left-handed power national ranking of 16. forehand service return winner. well on this trip. Las Vegas (Feb. 17). All games hitting. After singles, the visitors were Amor served out the match to "I was very pleased with our will start at 7:30 p.m., except the This year's pitching crew will up by a margin of 4-2. USD give Irvine the 4-2 team lead. performance on this trip," said UC Irvine game. The contest be led by seniors Russ Applegate sophomore Jim McNamee won Now the Toreros would have to Marpe. "The team continued to with the Anteaters will start at (5-9, 4.37 ERA) and Mike Faze- at #1 over Steve Aniston by sweep the 3 doubles matches to hustle, and tried to make things 5:00 p.m., and will be part of a kas (5-9). Sophomore Casey scores of6-2,4-6,6-4; and sopho­ win the team match. Unfortu­ happen. Of course, winning at double-header with the USD Morales was a pleasant surprise more Alejandro Ramos swept nately, USD's #3 team of Kevin Northern Arizona (at the buzzer) men's basketball team. as he was 3-1 with an ERA of UCI's Ken Derr 6-2,6-4. Losing Young and Doug Bradley lost 4.20. JC transfers Tom Seyler their singles matches were David early. The Toreros #2 team of (Antelope Valley) and Greg Ber- Desilets (#2), Scott Patridge (# 4), Lucers and Desilets won easily in trand (Delta College) should both Maris Luters (#5) and Doug the 3rd set, and Ramos and Track Club find a spot in the starting rota­ Bradley (#6). McNamee lost at H1 by the nar­ tion. Tom was drafted in the 3rd The entire match was filled rowest of margins—6-7,6-1,7-6. round by the Cardinal organiza­ with drama, and it reached its Next week the Toreros will Begins Season tion last year after receiving First peak in Patridge's singles match host Grossmont College on Mon­ The USD Track Club is cur­ will run through mid-May. Jim Team All-State honors. He posted against Irvine's Neil Amor. After day (Feb. 6), Redlands on Wed­ rently formulating a competitive O'Brien, the head coach of the an ERA of 2.30 while striking losing the first set, and finding nesday (Feb. 8), travel to UCLA schedule which will include a ser­ cross country teams at USD, will out 93 batters in 95 innings. At himself down 4-1, two service on Thursday (Feb. 9) and play ies of track meets against local also be taking the reigns of the Delta, Greg was 9-2 with a 1.89 breaks in the second, Scott began UC Santa Barbara at home on teams. The first meet will be held track program. ERA and was the team's M.V.P. a comeback that won him the Saturday (Feb. 11). in early March and the season and All-League member. First practice and sign-ups will Junior Eric Bennett(.280 B.A., begin for both men and women 28 RBI's and 8 doubles) will on Thursday, Feb. 3rd at 3:30 switch over to catcher this year p.m. Anyone interested in com­ after playing his first two years at Rugby Tea Party peting should show up at the first and third. Back-ups will be track this Thursday afternoon. junior Steve DeGenarro (led fall Formal workouts will be con­ By Mark Ginella program in HR's and RBI's) and tested scrimmages of the season. fully evident that they did not ducted on Tuesday and Thurs­ freshman Dan Echeveste (a walk- This week, there will be no There were reports of scattered share our values of Christian chi­ day afternoons with track meets on with good bat). gory overlaudations on the demi­ donnybrooks due to some dis­ valry and we had to leave their scheduled for Saturdays. The Junior Paul Van Stone (.303 god-like nature of the U.S.D. agreements. But, these melees brotherhood. We parted follow­ team will be geared toward run­ B.A.) is the only returning in- Ruggers. Rather, the hypersensi­ were quickly quelled and the lads ing some partisan, tearful good­ ning events; sprints, middle dis­ fielder. Paul is starting his third tive gentlemen of the team have went on with the task at hand. byes and bid them farewell. tance, relays, and distance. year and should provide the leader­ requested that I, as tastefully as Afterwards, tradition de­ Now we look forward to ship needed in the infield. He is possible, invite all fellow aca- manded that we all partake in the another encounter and chance to With a little over a month one of the best hitting shortstops demians to our match against the spirit of chummanship. This all mix it up with the boys from before the first competition, it is in the league and doesn't make a Santa Barbara adversary this Sat­ was just fine and dandy until a Santa Barbara. As always, we'll necessary to move now! Contact lot of errors in the field. Replac­ urday, at one o'clock on the new few of our more stout-hearted be the most accommodating and Coach O'Brien at home for ing third baseman Laci Nagypal soccer field. Last year U.S.D. players strayed (quite by acci­ gracious of hosts and there will further information at 224-8184. (.280 B.A./8 doubles) will be came away with a 24-17 victory dent), into one of the fraternity be the most solemn of ceremo­ All athletes are welcome to join freshman Robbie Rogers (Cres- in one of the most lively con­ houses. It was soon made pain­ nies afterwards—all invited. us regardless of prior experience Page 10—Vista—February 2, 1984 Sports *84 Line-up Offers WCAC Competition

Mark Bostic Randy Brickley Chris Carr Mario Coronado

Steve Krallman Nils Madden Dave Mclver A1 Moscatel Eric Musselman

Bill Penfold John Prunty Anthony Reuss Scott Thompson Mike Whitmarsh February 2, 1984—Vista—Page 11 Sports Toreros Defeat Santa Clara and Join Contenders

By John Schlegel half, 21-14. But USD, led by Then, with :57 remaining, Back in the old days, the Torero Whitmarsh and guard John Bostic broke a 62-62 tie with two basketball team would, at best, Prunty, whittled away at the lead free throws. Forward Anthony hope for an upset over a WCAC and pulled within one, 34-33, Reuss added two more, which powerhouse team. Nowadays, the with a 16-foot jumper by Mark were followed by a steal and Toreros believe they are in con­ Bostic. The Toreros took a 37 - 36 rousing dunk by Chris Carr, put­ tention with the WCAC leaders, halftime lead after a steal and ting the game on ice. Final score: and they proved it with a 69-62 layup by A1 Moscatel with :46 USD 69, Santa Clara 62. win over Santa Clara Saturday remaining. Four Toreros scored in double night. In the second half, USD built a figures, led by Mike Whitmarsh "The win puts us in the running 6-point lead, 46-40 at 15:41, with 16. Anthony Reuss and for the conference title," said a only to have Santa Clara come Mark Bostic each scored 12 and smiling Coach Jim Brovelli. "It back on the inside strength of 7-1 Chris Carr chipped in 10. gives us confidence that we can Vanos. The Torero defense stiff­ Coach Brovelli was "very play and defeat any team in the ened up inside, however, with pleased with the total team effort. league." Anthony Reuss and Scott That's what it takes in conference The Broncos (14-6, 2-2) came Thompson, who played with a play. Everyone has to play his loaded with two all-WCAC broken toe, along with reserves role." players in guard Harold Keeling Mario Coronado and Dave The Toreros take a road trip and 7-1 center Nick Vanos to Mclver, closing off Vanos and next, heading first up to L.A. to face USD (11-7, 2-1). keeping the score tight. play Loyola Marymount and The Toreros keyed on Keeling With 8:15 remaining, Whit­ Pepperdine on February 3 &. 4; and Vanow and kept them out of marsh lofted a pass to a soaring and then facing first place St. their game while USD's own all- Mark Bostic, who slammed the Mary's on February 11. WCAC player, Mike; Whitmarsh, ball just in time to turn on his Pepperdine was the pre-season led the Torero offensive attack. landing lights. USD took the lead favorite, but was knocked off by Santa Clara built a seven point 57-56 on the alley-oop as the Santa Clara last week 77-63. Next lead with 9:40 left in the first sellout crowd of 2,020 erupted. week, the Toreros have a chance to once again prove that they are among the contenders in the Only Three Home Games Left! WCAC this year. After the spectacular win over Santa Clara, the Torero basketball team has only three home games remaining. On the weekend of February 16-18, USD hosts Pepper- dine and Loyola Marymount. The Toreros end the season against St. Mary's on March 8 at the Sports Center. USD's Anthony Reuss overpowers 7-1 Nick Vanos for two "It's great to have an enthusiastic crowd as the sixth points in Saturday's victory over Santa Clara. Photo by Herb man out there," says Coach Jim Brovelli. "We hope they IIP Carlson. come back for the next three games."

Basketball Update While We Were Away... The University of San Diego USD evened their record at 3-3 (92-64) as five Toreros hit in Toreros are off to their best start with an easy win over Spring double figures. Mike Whitmarsh ever in Division I basketball with Arbor College (83-54) as Mark had 26 points and Anthony an 11-7 record and 2-1 WCAC Bostic netted 21 points in that "Rolls" Reuss led the team with record (good for second place win. USD's biggest pre-season 11 rebounds. The team had an with Pepperdine). When the USD win was over powerful UC Irvine unusually cold night of shooting students packed up their belong­ (85-77) with Bostic pacing the (.293%) against SDSU and lost ings for a much deserved break in way again with 23 points. Mike 61-47. mid-December, the Toreros were Whitmarsh chipped in 19 points. Going into the WCAC with a sporting a 2-3 record. Since then, The Toreros suffered a letdown 9-6 record (USD's best ever), the USD's basketballers have won as they were defeated at UC Toreros lost a tough one to Gon­ nine games in 13 outings, includ­ Santa Barbara (75-66). They zaga at the buzzer 60-58. USD ing their 69-62 victory over bounced back to defeat Idaho was down 39-26 at halftime but league-favorite Santa Clara. State 81-69 at home as Whit­ fought back to take the lead on a marsh did it all with 24 points, USD is currently 10-2 at home Mark Bostic dunk with five 11 rebounds and 4 assists. and 1-5 on the road. Leading the minutes to go at 54-52. Gonzaga's After a short Christmas break, pack in the WCAC is St. Mary's John Stockton hit three shots in a the team traveled to Reno to at 3-0 while Gonzaga and Santa row for a 58-54 lead before participate in the 8th Annual Clara are tied for third at 2-2. USD's Mike Whitmarsh and Wolf Pack Classic. They opened The team that finishes in first Anthony Reuss knotted the score with a convincing 78-52 win over place in the WCAC gets an auto­ up at 58-58. Gonzaga's Jeff Rein- Florida A&.M and then faced matic berth to the NCAA basket­ ert netted a 15 footer with one host UN Reno in the champion­ ball tournament. This year's second to go to seal the victory. WCAC is evenly balanced from ship. Reno came out on top 70- top to bottom and any one team 66, however, Mike Whitmarsh Two nights later against Port­ can pull it off with dreams of had 32 points and 16 rebounds. land, USD hung on for an exciting Seattle's Kir\gdome (site of For his performance, Mike re­ 65-63 win as Mike Whitmarsh NCAA Final Four) in the back of ceived M.V.P. honors at the hit for 22 points and John Prunty their mind. tourney and also was named the added 13 points off the bench. Here's a brief update on what WCAC Playerof the Week. The school's biggest win of the happened over the intersession. Freshman center Scott Thompson year came last Saturday night For starters, freshman center was also named to the All-Tour­ against Santa Clara as the Toreros Scott Thompson and junior guard nament team. outscored the Broncos 7-0 in the Junior guard Chris Carr slam dunks one of the final scores for Chris Carr both worked their The Toreros returned home to last 1'/: minutes to pull off the USD as John Prunty carries an expression of victory down way into the starting line-up. manhandle the Univ. of Idaho victory. court. Photo by Herb Carlson. Page 12—Vista—February 2, 1984 FOR ALL YOU DO... THIS Budweiser KING OF BEERS" BUD® PAGE IS FOR YOU.

Soccer: Intramural Staff Works Toward This Sport's For You

A Model Program At USD The Intramural Department is team touch the ball three consecu­ As most students realize by tition with friends, and meet many The IM department has almost now accepting applications for the tive times without a female player now. USD has a pretty good new people. fully completed its goal of last 1984 Co-Rec Soccer League along touching the ball or an opposing Intramural program for a small To enhance the IM program, semester, which was to improve with the newly added Men's player touching the ball, a foul university. many goals have been set by the publicity. Currently each week Soccer League. shall be called. A free kick is given Good, however, is not satisfac­ staff. Some of these goals include: finds a full Intramural Bud page in The games will be played on to the opposing team at the site of tory for its IM staff. The IM Increased student participation the Visia. Posters, flyers, and signs Saturdays and Sundays on the the third touch. Free kicks, corner department is working hard to through the offering of more and are posted all over the campus. A new Soccer Field in the valley. Co- kicks, goal kicks, throw-ins and make Intratnurals a program that diversified activities; Improve the sign-up information table is staffed Rec and Men's Soccer offers all goalie touches will not count as a many other small universities can quality of officiating through clin­ and located in front of Serra Hall students a chance to participate in touch. look to as a model. ics, weekly meetings, competition Monday through Thursday from a competitive and fun Soccer These are just a few of the rules Intramurals, for those who do for jobs, and developing pride in approximately 9 to 12 noon. League. applied by the Intramural Depart­ not know, is a program of organ­ being an IM official. In another Finally, weekly league results are In Co-Rec, each team will be ment to make the game more ized sports activities offered to the area, the IM department is work­ posted in four locations on cam­ working with a twelve-man roster appealing and fair for Co-Rec students, faculty, or staff. The ing on decreasing the number of pus for interested individuals. and ideally field a team consisting Students. purpose of this program is to forfeits by offering alternate days of four women and four men to The captains' meetings will be present the university community of participation and a change of This semester promises to be start the game. A team may start a held Wednesday, February 15th, with an opportunity to gain fit­ scheduled deadlines. even more exciting and fun for all game with a minimum of six play­ at the Sports Center. The Co-Rec ness, mental health, and social Also, in the future is the recruit­ intramural participants. Many new ers, two of which must be women. Soccer meeting is scheduled for 6 benefits through recreational par­ ing of sponsors for IM tourna­ activities are being offered and Goals are scored by simply kick­ p.m., with Men's Soccer imme­ ticipation. In other words, it gives ments and special events. It is participation levels should be high. ing the ball across your oppo­ diately following at 6:20 p.m. The a chance to get in shape, release hoped that sponsors will help Watch for upcoming events and nent's goal line for a goal. How­ MBA were last year's Co-Rec tension and pressures from aca­ with publicity and awards to be part of a fun as well as reward­ ever, when a woman scores a goal, winners sporting a roster that con­ demics, have fun through compe­ winners and participants. ing program. it counts as two goals, or two sisted of nine different nationali­ points. There is also a three touch ties. They have already signed up rule, which states any time two or and vowed to take it all again. Can Perry Calls 'Em As He Sees 'Em more male players from the same anybody stop them?! With the Men's Intramural Soft­ field (Hint: the team roster limit is ish in the top four. This year I ball Season opening this Sunday, sixteen), then Two Balls and a don't figure them to be a con­ the time is right to let our resident Bat figure to contend again. Are tender, so they probably are a Official Business expert, Perry the Prognosticator they going to win the champion­ good bet to win it all. ship? No, the world is not ready OTHER SOFTBALL NOTES: share his insight on the upcoming The intramural department is exciting and challenging job, then for that yet. 1983 marked the end of an era as season. Here are the highlights of currently hiring officials for the stop by the Sports Center and Master Batters: These guys P.P. Bailers played their last intra­ Perry's comments on the top upcoming basketball season. Ex­ sign-up to be an intramural offi­ were so psyched up to play mural game, the men in blue have contenders. perience is preferred but not re­ cial. Hurry though, the training "Kerns" last year, that they forgot moved on to the great Softball Kerns of the Round Table: quired as all officials will be clinic is scheduled for Tuesday, there were other teams in the diamond in Serra Mesa and we The only question mark for this trained. If you're interested in an February 21st. ball club is their new team name. playoffs as well. To refresh your wish them the best of luck ... Rumors have it ranging anywhere memory, Snow Blind and Two 1984 starts and finds an IM fix­ from "Kern on the Cob," to "The Balls and a Bat saw to it that the ture without a team. With Snow Good, the Bad and the Kern." "Master Matters—Kerns of the Blind gone, Sean Aguilar is a Personally, I like "Hot Buttered Round Table" game never hap­ coach without any players. The Kern," but they didn't ask for my pened. Do not expect Robert prediction here is that Aguilar will opinion. There are in fact two def- Bruning's team to make the same latch on with a contender .. .Troy inites about this team: Firstly, mistake twice. As a matter of fact, Garrow, last year's captain of their team name is sure to get Bruning's strategy may be the key Killer Bees takes over the Inde­ abuse in this column next week. to this season. If he decides to put pendent team this semester. On Secondly, Mike Pacino's squad is "Lefty" (Dave Navarro) in the that strength alone they are ranked going to be a serious threat for outfield and John Morberg back in the top five. their third consecutive intramural on the mound, there will likely be title. a new champion this semester. The PreSeason Top Five: Two Balls and a Bat. The fact Rear Deliveries: Tim Roche's that Mark Vitali's team advanced team has been a prognosticator's 1. Kerns (in any form) all the way to the championship nightmare. When it seems like 2. Master Batters game positively stunned the entire they have the best team, they fall 3. Two Balls and a Bat free world. If Vitali can find a way apart, and then when they are 4. Rear Deliveries to consistently put ten men on the ignored by the pollsters, they fin­ 5. Independents Toreros Sports Schedule Thur Feb 2 Women's Tennis host US" International 2:00 Fri Feb 3 Men's Tennis host Chapman College 1:30 Women's Tennis at U.S.C. 2:00 Men's Basketball at Loyola Marymount 7:30 Sat Feb 4 Baseball host USD Alumni 1:30 Women's Swimming at UC Irvine Relays 2:00 Men's Basketball at Pepperdine 7:30 Women's Basketball host UC Santa Barbara 7:30 Mon Feb 6 Men's Golf at USIU Invit. (Shadowrldge CC) TBA Some things speak fbr themselves Men's Tennis host Grossmont College 1:30 Women's Tennis at U.C.L.A. 1:30