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FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM Good Morning America (N) (cc) KATU News This Morning - Sat (cc) The Emperor’s The Replace- That’s So Raven That’s So Raven Hannah Montana The Suite Life of 2/KATU 2 2 New School ments (TVY7) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Zack & Cody 5:00 The Early Show (cc) (Cont’d) Busytown Mys- Busytown Mys- Fusion North- Garden Time Fight Camp 360 ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Women’s Final. (Live) (cc) 6/KOIN 6 6 teries (TVY) teries (TVY) west home. Newschannel 8 at Sunrise at 6:00 Newschannel 8 at Sunrise at 7:00 AM (N) (cc) The Magic School Babar (cc) (TVY) Willa’s Wild Life Paid Paid Paid 8/KGW 8 8 AM (N) (cc) Bus (TVY7) Signing Time! Sesame Street The Cookie Touch. Dinosaur Train Cat in the Hat WordGirl (cc) The Electric Com- Fetch! With Ruff Victory Garden P. Allen Smith’s Sewing With Martha’s Sewing 10/KOPB 10 10 (cc) (TVG) Last cookie. (TVY) (cc) Knows a Lot (TVY7) pany (TVY) Ruffman (TVY) (cc) Garden Home Nancy (TVG) Room (TVG) Good Day Oregon Saturday (N) Paid Dog Tales (cc) Animal Rescue Pets.TV (cc) Jack Hanna’s Into Awesome Adven- 12/KPTV 12 12 (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) the Wild tures (TVG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Natural Hor- Paid Paid Paid Paid 22/KPXG 5 5 mones Gina D’s Kids Club The Dooley and Dr. Wonder’s Bugtime Adven- Auto B. Good (cc) Mary Rice Hop- God Rocks! (cc) Friends & Heroes Ishine Knect (cc) The Lads TV Hermie & Friends Adv. Carlos Cat- 24/KNMT 20 20 (TVY) Pals Show Workshop (TVG) tures (TVY) (TVG) kins (TVY) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) (TVY) erpillar Paid Paid Cubix: Robots for Cubix: Robots for Sonic X (cc) Sonic X (cc) Yu-Gi-Oh! (cc) Sonic X (cc) Dragon Ball Z Kai Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s Dinosaur King 32/KRCW 3 3 Everyone Everyone (TVY7) (TVY7) (TVY7) (TVY7) (TVY7) (cc) (TVY7) (cc) (TVY7) (cc) (TVY7) Paid Paid Exploration W/ Animal Atlas (cc) Heroes Among Us Sports Stars of Teen Kids News Made in Holly- Weekend Market- Weekend Market- Weekend Market- Weekend Market- 49/KPDX 13 13 Jarod Miller (TVG) (cc) (TV14) Tomorrow (cc) (TVY7) wood: Teen place (TVG) place (TVG) place (TVG) place (TVG) Paid Paid My Ghost Story A demonic Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Flip This House A two-family prop- A&E 52 181 ceramic giraffe. (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) erty on a busy corner. (TVPG) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman El Dorado ★★★ (‘67) John Wayne, Robert Mitchum. A gunfighter and a drunken sheriff face an evil AMC 71 231 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) land baron. ‘NR’ (cc) (2:06) Big Cat Diary (cc) Big Cat Diary (cc) Maneaters Coldblooded killers Last American Cowboy An incoming Dogs 101 Meeting President It’s Me or the Dog Excessive dog Pit Boss Shorty goes to save AP 43 130 (TVG) (TVG) stalk the oceans. (cc) (TVPG) blizzard spells trouble. (TVPG) Obama’s puppy. (cc) (TVPG) pampering. (cc) (TVPG) three pit bulls. (cc) (TV14) BET Inspiration The Unit (cc) (TVPG) The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Jamie Foxx The Jamie Foxx Everybody Hates Everybody Hates BET 56 270 Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Chris Chris CNN Saturday Your Bottom Line Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom Your Money Newsroom CNN 44 100 Morning (N) Paid Paid Paid Paid Comedy Central Still Waiting. . . (‘09) Justin Long, Danneel Harris. Restaurant work- Black Sheep ★ (‘96) Chris Farley. A lovable lout COM 60 190 Presents (TV14) ers make a raunchy plan to get more business. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:30) threatens his brother’s political ambitions. ‘PG-13’ Northwest Wild Country Outdoor GPS Angler West Wanted: Adventure Woman Paid Paid Paid CSN 37 77 (TVPG) Paid Paid Paid Florida Travel- Discovery Chan- Paid MythBusters Confederate weap- Cook County Jail Brains & Brawn. Hard Time Indiana. Pendleton DISC 7 120 Luxury nel CME on; lie detector. (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) Correctional Facility. (cc) (TV14) Jungle Junction Babar and Badou Handy Manny (cc) Special Agent Mickey Mouse Jake and the Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb Fish Hooks (TVG) The Suite Life on The Suite Life on DISN 41 250 (TVY) (TVY) Oso (TVY) Clubhouse Pirates (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) Paid Paid E! Investigates: Hot for Student Sexual liaisons between teachers The E! True Hollywood Story Hip E! News (N) The Soup Honoring funny E! 70 196 and their students. (TV14) Hop Wives. (cc) (TVPG) moments in pop culture. (TV14) SportsCenter (cc) SportsCenter (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (Live) (cc) College GameDay Scoreboard (Live) (cc) High School Basketball Rise ESPN 35 70 National Invitational. English Premier League Soccer SportsNation (cc) E:60 SportsNation (cc) High School Basketball Rise National Invitational. College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3- ESPN2 36 74 (Live) Point Championship. (cc) Paid Paid Boy Meets World Bring It On: All or Nothing (‘06) Hayden Panettiere. A teen must win Bring It On: Fight to the Finish ★★ (‘09) Christina Milian. A teen clash- Another Cinder- FAM 39 199 (TVG) over the head cheerleader to make the squad. ‘PG-13’ (1:39) es with a cheerleading captain at her new school. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) ella Story (‘08) 4:00 FOX and Friends Saturday Bulls and Bears Cavuto on Busi- Forbes on FOX Cashin’ In (cc) America’s News HQ The Journal Edi- FOX News Watch FNC 48 118 (Cont’d) (cc) ness (cc) (cc) torial Report Paid Paid Tyler’s Ultimate Grill It! With Alex’s Day Off Guy’s Big Bite Big Daddy’s Mexican Made 30-Minute Meals 5 Ingredient Fix Paula’s Best Down Home With FOOD 66 164 Bobby Flay House (N) Easy (N) Dessert Bar. Dishes (N) the Neelys Fishing Club Winkelman Good In Fisherman- In-Fisherman Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid FSN 34 76 Journal (N) Fishing Concepts Specials (N) Paid Paid Malcolm in the Malcolm in the Bedazzled ★★ (‘00) Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley. A lovesick Zoolander ★★ (‘01) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson. A disgraced male FX 53 53 Middle (TVPG) Middle (TVPG) man sells his soul to the devil for seven wishes. ‘PG-13’ (1:33) model is brainwashed to become an assassin. ‘PG-13’ (1:29) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, First European PGA Tour Golf Trophee Hassan II, Third Round. (Live) PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Third Round. (Live) GOLF 33 304 Round. I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy The I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Class ★★★ (‘10) Jodi Lyn O’Keefe. HALL 18 240 (TVG) Sublease. (TVG) (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) ‘TVPG’ Paid Paid Kitchen Impos- Bathtastic! (cc) Sweat Equity (cc) Over Your Head Holmes on Homes Pitfalls of build- Income Property Professional House Crashers Bath Crashers HGTV 67 165 sible (TVG) (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) ing a custom home. (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Grade (N) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Heavy Metal Corsair: Pacific War- How the Earth Was Made Yellow- How the Earth Was Made Shaping How the Earth Was Made Geological history. (cc) (TVPG) HIST 50 128 riors. (cc) (TVG) stone National Park. (cc) (TVPG) the Grand Canyon. (TVPG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Video Voyeur: The Susan Wilson LIFE 69 140 Story ★★ (‘02) (cc) ‘TV14’ MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) Nightmare on 31st Street Family Vegas Homicide A woman is found Beauty and the Beast MSNBC 128 103 found murdered. behind a home. Silent Library Silent Library Silent Library Silent Library My Life as Liz My Life as Liz Teen Mom 2 Judgement Day. (TVPG) Diary of Facebook When I Was 17 (N) 10 on Top (N) MTV 63 210 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Rugrats (cc) The Fairly Odd- The Fairly Odd- Fanboy and Chum The Penguins of SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob The Penguins of T.U.F.F. Puppy (cc) NICK 40 252 (TVY) Parents (TVY) Parents (TVY) Chum Madagascar SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants Madagascar (TVY7) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid CSI: NY American Dreamers. Skel- CSI: NY Grand Master. An up-and- Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower TV SPIKE 57 54 eton in Times Square. (TV14) coming artist is killed. (TV14) (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Meteor Apocalypse ★★★ (‘10) Joe Lando, Claudia Christian. A disin- Post Impact ★ (‘03) Dean Cain, SYFY 59 180 tegrating meteor showers the Earth with debris. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:30) Bettina Zimmermann. ‘R’ (1:40) Married. . . With Married. . . With The Steve Harvey The Steve Harvey Yes, Dear (cc) Yes, Dear (cc) Bring It On: In It to Win It (‘07) Ashley Benson, Jennifer Tisdale. A Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist TBS 55 52 Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) Show Show (TVPG) (TVPG) high-school senior falls for a rival cheerleader. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:30) ★★★ (‘08) Michael Cera. ‘PG’ Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Home Made Simple Amber is over Property Ladder Difficulties Property Ladder Newlyweds clash TLC 38 139 run by her coupons. (TVPG) develop. (cc) (TVG) with their silent partner. (TVG) Law & Order Kids. Witness tries to Law & Order Suspicious web site. Law & Order An aspiring musician Law & Order Steel-Eyed Death. A Men of a Certain Age Joe’s bookie The Closer The squad investi- TNT 54 51 shoot gunman. (TV14) (cc) (TV14) is found dead. (TV14) family is found murdered. (TV14) learns of his past. (TVMA) gates murders. (cc) (TV14) Paid Paid Secret Worlds With Michael Arbuth- Earth Wonders Volume 4. Yellow- Earth Wonders Volume 5. The Man v. Food (cc) Man v. Food Bos- Man v. Food (cc) Man v. Food (cc) TRAV 65 170 not (cc) (TVPG) stone National Park. (cc) (TVG) Columbia Icefield. (cc) (TVG) (TVG) ton. (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Roseanne (cc) Roseanne (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) TVLND 64 244 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Tu Desayuno Tu Desayuno Paid Paid Dive, Olly, Dive Pocoyo (SS) Zigby (SS) Pinky Dinky Doo Dora the Explorer Go, Diego, Go! Tu Desayuno Tu Desayuno UNI/47 31 16 Alegre: Fin Alegre: Fin (SS) (TVG) (TVG) (SS) (TVY) (TVY) (SS) (TVY) Alegre: Fin Alegre: Fin Monk Mr. Monk Goes to a Wed- Paid Paid Paid Paid NCIS Reveille. Gibbs comes face NCIS A woman’s body is found in NCIS Mind Games. A serial killer USA 58 50 ding. (cc) (TVPG) to face with Ari. (cc) (TVPG) a cell. (cc) (TVPG) withholds information. (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Top 20 Countdown (TVPG) Kingpin ★★ (‘96) VH1 62 217 ‘PG-13’ In the Heat of the Night A Love In the Heat of the Night Singin’ the Walker, Texas Ranger The Princi- Walker, Texas Ranger Special Wit- MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Cleveland. (Live) (cc) WGN-A 9 9 Lost. (cc) (TVPG) Blues. (cc) (TVPG) pal. (cc) (TV14) ness. (cc) (TV14) 6:10 Homeless: The Motel Kids of 7:15 Bride Wars ★ (‘09) Kate Hudson, Anne Hatha- 8:45 Sherlock Holmes ★★ (‘09) Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law. The detective and his REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel HBO 551 401 Orange County (cc) (TV14) way. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:30) astute partner face a strange enemy. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:08) (cc) (TVPG) 5:15 Hardball ★ (‘01) Keanu 7:15 Marvin’s Room ★★★ (‘96) Meryl Streep. iTV Premiere. Illness Inside NASCAR Return to Me ★★★ (‘00) David Duchovny, Minnie Driver. A man falls Agora (‘09) ‘R’ SHO 576 366 Reeves. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) spurs a reunion between two long-estranged sisters. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) (TVPG) in love with the recipient of his wife’s heart. ‘PG’ (1:53) (2:06) 5:35 Cloudy With a Chance of Meat- 7:15 Grown Ups ★ (‘10) Adam Sandler, Kevin James. Friends learn 9:05 District 9 ★★★ (‘09) Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope. South Afri- 11:05 Death at a Funeral ★★ (‘10) STRZ 534 340 balls ★★★ (‘09) (Cont’d) that maturity does not always come with age. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:42) ca assigns a restricted area for extraterrestrial refugees. ‘R’ (cc) Keith David. ‘R’ (cc) (1:32) Frankenstein ★★★★ (‘31) Boris Karloff. An obsessed Looking for Danger ★★ (‘57) Bowery Boys. The Boys Tarzan, the Ape Man ★★★ (‘32) Johnny Weissmuller. An expedition The Steel Helmet ★★★ (‘51) Gene TCM 501 230 scientist creates a living being from corpses. lose an Army cooking pot in North Africa. ‘NR’ encounters a savage raised by apes. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:39) Evans, Robert Hutton. ‘NR’ SATURDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 2

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM Paid Paid Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution (cc) Paid Paid ESPN Sports Saturday (N) KATU News at 5 ABC World News 2/KATU 2 2 (TVPG) (N) (cc) Moments of Human Highlight The Final Four Show (N) (cc) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal. (Live) (cc) College Bas- 6/KOIN 6 6 March Madness Reel (N) (cc) ketball PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Third Round. (Live) (cc) Paid Pearlie (TVY7) Turbo Dogs (cc) Shelldon (cc) Newschannel 8 at Newschannel 8 at 8/KGW 8 8 (TVY7) (TVY7) 5PM (N) 5PM (N) Fons & Porter’s Knitting Daily Simply Ming (cc) America’s Test Nick Stellino MotorWeek (N) Woodwright’s Rough Cut: Wood- Hometime (cc) Ask This Old This Old House The Lawrence 10/KOPB 10 10 Love of Quilting (cc) (TVG) (TVG) Kitchen Cooking (cc) (TVG) Shop (TVG) working (TVG) House (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Welk Show Mystery Hunters This Week in MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (Live) (cc) FOX 12 Timbers MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at New England 12/KPTV 12 12 (cc) (TVY7) Baseball (N) Pre-game Show Revolution. (Live) Paid Paid M*A*S*H (cc) Ghostbusters II ★★ (‘89) Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. Premiere. A long-dead Carpath- Timecop ★★ (‘94) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mia Sara. A time-trav- 22/KPXG 5 5 (TVPG) ian warlock attempts to return to Earth. ‘PG’ (1:42) eling police officer tackles a corrupt senator. ‘R’ (1:38) Nest Family Paws & Tales (cc) The Storykeepers Christian World Movie (TVPG) Bill & Gloria Gaither: Precious In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley 24/KNMT 20 20 Stories (TVY) (cc) News (cc) Memories (cc) (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Eight Men Out ★★★ (‘88) John Cusack, Clifton James. White Sox Washington’s The Ride Show Inside the Vault American Dad 32/KRCW 3 3 are accused of throwing 1919 World Series. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:59) Most Wanted (cc) (TVG) (N) (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) Paid Smash Cuts (cc) Smash Cuts (cc) Whacked Out Whacked Out Whacked Out Deadliest Catch A week behind Deadliest Catch Storm system New Adv./Old New Adv./Old 49/KPDX 13 13 (TVPG) (TVPG) Sports (TVPG) Sports (TVPG) Videos (TV14) schedule. (cc) (TVPG) hits the fishing grounds. (TVPG) Christine Christine Flip This House Brian and Peter Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- Billy the Extermi- The First 48 A 24-year-old man is A&E 52 181 celebrate. (cc) (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) nator (TVPG) shot in the street. (cc) Jeremiah Johnson ★★★ (‘72) Robert Redford, Will Geer. A 19th-century adventurer The Quick and the Dead ★★ (‘95) Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman. Cowgirl seeks Open Range ★★★ (‘03) Robert AMC 71 231 moves to the Rocky Mountains. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:47) revenge on outlaw in Redemption. ‘R’ (cc) (1:45) Duvall, Kevin Costner. ‘R’ (cc) Pit Boss The Showdown. Shorty- Cats 101 American shorthair; Must Love Cats Cats of the South- Must Love Cats The birthplace of Must Love Cats The most popular Must Love Cats Cat owners and AP 43 130 wood is still in chaos. (TVPG) Savannah. (cc) (TVG) west. (cc) (TVPG) the domestic cat. (cc) (TVPG) comic strip kitty. (cc) (TVPG) their fabulous felines. (TVPG) Girlfriends (cc) Girlfriends (cc) Girlfriends (cc) Girlfriends (cc) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) The Game Men in BET 56 270 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Crisis. (TV14) Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom The Situation Room With Wolf Newsroom Unwelcome: The Muslims Next Door CNN 44 100 Blitzer 10:30 Black Scrubs My Man- Scrubs My Prin- Scrubs (cc) Scrubs (cc) Still Waiting. . . (‘09) Justin Long, Danneel Harris. Restaurant work- Tommy Boy ★★ (‘95) Chris Farley. An heir tries to COM 60 190 Sheep (Cont’d) hood. (TVPG) cess. (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) ers make a raunchy plan to get more business. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:30) save his father’s business. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:38) Paid Paid Skiing Wanted: Adven- Wanted: Adventure Woman Wanted: Adventure Woman NHL Hockey Buffalo Sabres at Washington Capitals. (Live) CSN 37 77 ture Woman Cops & Coyotes Human smuggling I (Almost) Got Away With It Got a I (Almost) Got Away With It Sean River Monsters The Amazon’s River Monsters Congo River leg- River Monsters Death Ray. (cc) DISC 7 120 leads to a drug bust. (TV14) Video Rental Store. (cc) (TV14) Salley shoots an actress. (TV14) giant arapaima fish. (cc) (TVPG) ends and mystery. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Char- Shake It Up! (cc) The Suite Life on The Suite Life on Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of The Suite Life on The Suite Life on The Suite Life on DISN 41 250 Waverly Place Waverly Place lie (TVG) (TVG) Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) After Lately Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Holly’s World Holly’s World E! 70 196 (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) HS Basketball SportsCenter SportsCenter (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (Live) (cc) Boxing 1990 World Heavyweight SportsCenter Mike Tyson’s ESPN 35 70 (Cont’d) Special (cc) Title: Douglas vs. Tyson. (cc) (Live) (cc) Greatest Hits Soccer England vs. United States. (Live) (cc) 2010 World Series of Poker (cc) 2010 World Series of Poker (cc) NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nationals, Qualifying. ESPN2 36 74 (Same-day Tape) (cc) 11:30 Another Cinderella Story (‘08) Selena Gomez, The Parent Trap ★★★ (‘98) Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Quaid. Reunited twin girls try to get their parents Ice Age ★★★ (‘02) Voices of Ray Romano, John FAM 39 199 Drew Seeley. ‘PG’ (Cont’d) back together. ‘PG’ (2:07) Leguizamo. ‘PG’ (1:21) Glenn Beck America’s News HQ America’s News HQ FOX Report Huckabee FNC 48 118 Secrets of a Res- Dessert First (N) Barefoot Con- Giada at Home Chopped All-Stars Strawberry Chopped Squashed. Four women Cupcake Wars Modern ingredients Iron Chef America Symon vs. Men- FOOD 66 164 taurant Chef tessa (N) powder meets a smoked fish. compete for Chopped Champion. meet the classic. dohlson. College Softball Oregon at Washington. (Taped) MLS Soccer FC Dallas at Columbus Crew. (Taped) Action Sports World Tour Snowboarding Mariners Live FSN 34 76 Pregame (Live) Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery ★★ (‘97) Mike Myers, Eliz- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ★★★ (‘99) Mike Myers, Heath- Rush Hour ★★★ (‘98) Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker. Two detectives FX 53 53 abeth Hurley. Cryogenically preserved foes meet again. ‘PG-13’ er Graham. Austin travels in time to get his mojo back. ‘PG-13’ join forces in a kidnapping case. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) Masters Highlights Golf Central Pre- LPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship, Third Round. (Live) Golf Central GOLF 33 304 game (Live) (Live) 11:00 Class ★★★ (‘10) Jodi Lyn Love Is a Four Letter Word ★★★ (‘07) Teri Polo. Respective attorneys The Good Witch (‘08) Catherine Bell, Chris Potter. A woman moves The Good Witch’s Garden ★★★ (‘09) HALL 18 240 O’Keefe. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (Cont’d) for a divorcing couple have an affair. (cc) ‘TVPG’ to a small town and changes people’s lives. (cc) ‘TVPG’ Catherine Bell. (cc) ‘TVPG’ Designed to Sell Designed to Sell Curb Appeal: The The Unsellables Cash & Cari (cc) Design on a Dime Bang for Your Secrets From a Candice Tells All Sarah’s House Dear Genevieve Color Splash (cc) HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Block (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Buck (TVG) Stylist (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) Decoding the Past Seven Wonders of the World. Examining the Indiana Jones and the Ultimate Quest History’s mysteries and trea- The Real Tomb Hunters: Snakes, Curses and Booby Traps Archaeolo- HIST 50 128 Seven Wonders. (cc) (TVPG) sures inspire films. (cc) (TVPG) gists. (cc) (TVPG) 11:00 Video Voyeur: The Susan Wil- My Neighbor’s Secret (‘09) Nicholas Brendon, Chandra West. A Gone but Not Forgotten (‘05) Brooke Shields, Lou Diamond Phillips. A defense attorney’s client may LIFE 69 140 son Story ★★ ‘TV14’ (Cont’d) recent widower plans to steal away his neighbor’s wife. (cc) ‘TV14’ be a serial killer. (cc) ‘TV14’ Rampage Killers Interviews with Blind Justice Murder and blinding. Lockup Inside Iowa State Peni- Lockup Inside Alaska. Lockup Return to Corcoran. MSNBC 128 103 rampage killers. tentiary. The Real World Las Vegas. (cc) The Hard Times The Hard Times Jersey Shore One couple reaches Jersey Shore Reunion Special. Rob Dyrdek’s Fan- Rob Dyrdek’s Fan- Rob Dyrdek’s Fan- Rob Dyrdek’s Fan- MTV 63 210 (TV14) of RJ Berger of RJ Berger a crossroads. (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) tasy Factory tasy Factory tasy Factory tasy Factory iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) Victorious (cc) Victorious (cc) Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) NICK 40 252 (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants Trucks! (N) (cc) MuscleCar (cc) Coal The Master Mines. A major Jail (cc) (TV14) Under Siege ★★★ (‘92) Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones. A Navy On Deadly Ground ★★ (‘94) Steven Seagal. An oil-com- SPIKE 57 54 (TVG) (TVG) mistake by the night shift. (TVPG) cook thwarts a plot to hijack a battleship. ‘R’ (1:42) pany troubleshooter battles a corrupt chairman. 11:00 Post Impact ★ (‘03) Dean Impact (‘08) (Part 1 of 2) Natasha Henstridge. Scientists have 39 Impact (‘08) (Part 2 of 2) Natasha Henstridge. Scientists have 39 Meteor Storm ★★ (‘10) Michael SYFY 59 180 Cain. ‘R’ (Cont’d) days to prevent the moon from colliding with Earth. (cc) ‘TVPG’ days to prevent the moon from colliding with Earth. (cc) ‘TVPG’ Trucco, Kari Matchett. (cc) 11:00 Nick and Norah’s Infinite Play- Runaway Bride ★★ (‘99) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. A columnist tries to get the According to Jim Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves TBS 55 52 list ★★★ (‘08) ‘PG’ (Cont’d) scoop on a commitment-shy gal. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:56) (TVPG) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Property Ladder Newlyweds’ first Untold Stories of the E.R. Some- Untold Stories of the E.R. Death Untold Stories of the E.R. Bleeding Untold Stories of the E.R. Grand- Untold Stories of the E.R. Flesh-eat- TLC 38 139 flip. (cc) (TVG) one else’s face. (cc) (TV14) Breath. (cc) (TV14) internally. (cc) (TV14) ma’s Back. (cc) (TV14) ing virus; razor blades. (TV14) World’s Dumbest. Code Name: The Cleaner ★ (‘07) Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liu. An Breakin’ All the Rules ★★ (‘04) Jamie Foxx, Gabri- 4:15 My Baby’s Daddy ★ (‘04) Eddie Griffin, Anthony Anderson. Pre- TNT 54 51 . . (TV14) amnesiac janitor believes he is a secret agent. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:31) elle Union. Premiere. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:25) miere. Three footloose men deal with fatherhood. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:26) Bert the Con- Bert the Con- Bert the Con- Travel Channel Disney Cruise Line (cc) (TVG) Cruising Do’s and Don’ts (cc) Border Patrol Border Patrol Border Patrol Border Patrol TRAV 65 170 queror (TVG) queror (TVG) queror (TVG) Uncut: Bloopers (TVPG) (cc) (cc) (cc) (cc) I Dream of Jean- I Dream of Jean- I Dream of Jean- I Dream of Jean- Bewitched (Part Bewitched (Part Bewitched (TVG) Bewitched (TVG) Bewitched (TVG) Bewitched (TVG) Hot in Cleveland Hot in Cleveland TVLND 64 244 nie (TVG) nie (TVG) nie (TVG) nie (TVG) 1 of 2) (TVG) 2 of 2) (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Viva la Familia! El cuidado de Bailando Por un Sueño: Segundo Campeonato Mundial de Baile (SS) Arrasa con Todo (SS) Primer Impacto: Fin de Semana (SS) UNI/47 31 16 ninos. (SS) NCIS Sharif Returns. A terrorist NCIS A young sailor’s body is NCIS A cache of dismembered NCIS Cover Story. A petty officer NCIS A murderous psychopath NCIS South by Southwest. An USA 58 50 with a chemical weapon. (TVPG) found. (cc) (TVPG) human remains. (cc) (TVPG) is murdered. (cc) (TVPG) taunts the team. (cc) (TV14) agent is gunned down. (TV14) 11:30 Kingpin ★★ (‘96) Woody Harrelson, Randy Saturday Night Live Drew Barry- Saturday Night Live (cc) (TV14) Saturday Night Live (cc) (TV14) Saturday Night Live Justin Tim- Wedding Wars VH1 62 217 Quaid. ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) more; Regina Spektor. (TV14) berlake hosts. (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox Law & Order: Criminal Intent Faith. Law & Order: Criminal Intent Tux- The Unit A deadly elevator crash Bones Mayhem on a Cross. NBA Basketball Toronto Raptors WGN-A 9 9 at Cleveland. (Cont’d) Murdered publisher. (TV14) edo Hill. (cc) (TV14) occurs. (cc) (TVPG) Death metal band. (cc) (TV14) at Chicago Bulls. (Live) (cc) The Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway The comic 1:45 Leap Year ★ (‘10) Amy Adams, Matthew Goode. A woman trav- Triangle: Remem- 4:15 Mildred Pierce Part One & Part Two. A young mother must HBO 551 401 performs in New York. (cc) (TVPG) els to Ireland to propose to her boyfriend. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:40) bering look for work. (cc) (TVMA) 11:30 Agora (‘09) Rachel Weisz. A slave falls in love 1:40 Crazy (‘08) Waylon Payne, Ali Larter. iTV Premiere. Guitarist The Ghost Writer ★★★ (‘10) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. A 5:45 Twilight ★★ SHO 576 366 with Hypatia of Alexandria. ‘R’ (2:06) (Cont’d) Hank Garland becomes a musical star in the 1950s. ‘R’ (cc) (1:44) ghostwriter’s latest project lands him in jeopardy. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (‘08) Death at a Funer- 12:45 Did You Hear About the Morgans? ★ (‘09) Hugh Grant. Agents 2:35 Gangs of New York ★★★ (‘02) Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis. A man vows vengeance on Grown Ups ★ STRZ 534 340 al (Cont’d) whisk two Manhattan murder witnesses away to Wyoming. ‘PG-13’ the gangster who killed his father. ‘R’ (cc) (2:48) (‘10) ‘PG-13’ 11:00 The Steel On the Beach ★★ (‘59) Gregory Peck, Ava Gardner. Nuke-war survivors wait in sub Big Jake ★★ (‘71) John Wayne, Richard Boone. An estranged The Loneliness of the Long Distance TCM 501 230 Helmet (Cont’d) off 1964 Australian coast. ‘NR’ (cc) (2:13) father returns to find his kidnapped grandson. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:50) Runner ★★★ (‘62) ‘NR’ SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL 2

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM KATU News at 6 Paid Jeopardy! (cc) Wheel of Fortune Transformers ★★★ (‘07) Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson. Two races of robots wage war on Earth. ‘PG- KATU News at 11 Comedy.TV (cc) 2/KATU 2 2 (N) (cc) (TVG) (TVG) 13’ (2:24) (N) (cc) (TV14) 5:30 College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal. Entertainment Tonight (N) (cc) Paid Extra (N) (cc) (TVPG) KOIN Local 6 at 11 11:35 Cold Case 6/KOIN 6 6 (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) (TVPG) (N) (cc) (TVPG) NBC Nightly News Straight Talk Inside Edition Grants Getaways Harry’s Law Adam tries to break Law & Order: Los Angeles Pasa- Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Newschannel 8 at 11:29 Saturday 8/KGW 8 8 (N) (TVG) Weekend (N) (TVPG) up Chunhua. (cc) (TV14) dena. (cc) (TV14) Pop. (cc) (TV14) 11 (N) (cc) Night Live (N) The Lawrence Last of the Sum- Travels to the Rick Steves’ Globe Trekker South Africa II. My Family (cc) Ladies of Letters New Tricks The murder of a doc- Masterpiece Mystery! Wallander: 10/KOPB 10 10 Welk Show mer Wine Edge Europe (TVG) Robben Island. (cc) (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) tor found hanging. (cc) (TVPG) Firewall. (cc) (TVPG) MLS Soccer Timbers Post- House Paternity. Brain disease. Cops (cc) Cops (cc) America’s Most Wanted: America 10 O’Clock News (N) Fringe The Plateau. Olivia strug- 12/KPTV 12 12 game (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) Fights Back (N) (cc) (TV14) gles with a vision. (cc) (TV14) Space Cowboys ★★★ (‘00) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. NASA reunites four aging flyboys for Superman: The Movie ★★★ (‘78) Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman. Superman learns of a plot to 22/KPXG 5 5 an urgent mission. ‘PG-13’ (2:09) destroy the West Coast. ‘PG’ (3:02) Hour of Power (cc) (TVG) Billy Graham Classic Crusades Drive Thru His- Travel the Road Movie (TVPG) More Than Con- Virtual Memory The Michael Eng- 24/KNMT 20 20 tory (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) querors (TVPG) lish Show Family Guy (cc) Family Guy (cc) Two and a Half Two and a Half Bones Mayhem on a Cross. Bones A woman’s body is found, News Channel 8 Seinfeld (cc) Seinfeld (cc) That ’70s Show 32/KRCW 3 3 (TVPG) (TV14) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) Death metal band. (cc) (TV14) without bones. (cc) (TV14) on NW32TV (N) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Next Stop The Green The Office Ryan The Office (cc) Da Vinci’s Inquest Wash the Blood NUMB3RS A father is gunned NUMB3RS Stolen money is donat- According to Jim South Park (cc) 49/KPDX 13 13 Economy returns. (TV14) (TVPG) Out of the Ring. (TV14) down on the freeway. (TVPG) ed to charities. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) The First 48 A woman is shot in a The First 48 Straight Menace. A The First 48 Underworld. A man The First 48 Winter Games. A The First 48 Surveillance footage Purgatory (cc) Manhunters: A&E 52 181 game room. (cc) teenager is shot to death. (cc) is brutally beaten to death. (cc) shooting in a snow-covered field. may solve a crime. (cc) (TVPG) Fugitive Task 5:00 Open Range ★★★ (‘03) Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner. Cattle The Shawshank Redemption ★★★ (‘94) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman. An innocent man goes to a 11:15 The Black Dahlia ★★ (‘06) AMC 71 231 herdsmen battle a ruthless rancher in 1882. ‘R’ (cc) (Cont’d) Maine penitentiary for life in 1947. ‘R’ (cc) (2:22) Josh Hartnett. Premiere. ‘R’ (cc) Must Love Cats Wild and domestic Must Love Cats Cats on the West TBA TBA Bad Dog! Houdinis. How far pets TBA AP 43 130 cats. (cc) (TVPG) Coast. (cc) (TVPG) can push their owners. (TVPG) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) The Game (cc) Rip the Runway 2011 (TVPG) Love & Basketball ★★★ (‘00) Sanaa Lathan, Omar BET 56 270 (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Epps. ‘PG-13’ (2:04) Piers Morgan Tonight Newsroom Unwelcome: The Muslims Next Door Piers Morgan Tonight Newsroom Unwelcome: The Muslims Next Door CNN 44 100 4:30 Tommy Boy Good Luck Chuck ★ (‘07) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba. A cursed dentist Employee of the Month ★★ (‘06) Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson. Two store clerks vie Harold and Kumar Escape from COM 60 190 (Cont’d) cannot find true love. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:42) for a coveted award. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:43) Guantanamo Bay (cc) (TV14) NHL Hockey Wanted: Adventure Woman NHL Hockey Anaheim Ducks at San Jose Sharks. (Live) Wanted: Adventure Woman Wanted: Adventure Woman CSN 37 77 River Monsters Alaskan lake crea- Rookies to Racers (cc) (TVPG) Sons of Guns (cc) Sons of Guns (cc) Sons of Guns (cc) Sons of Guns (cc) Sons of Guns (cc) Sons of Guns (cc) Sons of Guns (cc) Sons of Guns (cc) DISC 7 120 ture of native legend. (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) The Suite Life on The Suite Life on The Suite Life on The Suite Life Movie (‘11) Dylan Sprouse, Cole 16 Wishes (‘10) Debby Ryan. The wishes of a teen 10:40 The Suite Wizards of The Suite Life on DISN 41 250 Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) Sprouse. ‘TVG’ magically come true on her birthday. ‘TVG’ Life on Deck Waverly Place Deck (TVG) E! News The Soup Honoring funny Liar Liar ★★ (‘97) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. Premiere. A fast-talk- The E! True Hollywood Story Holly The Soup Honoring funny E! 70 196 moments in pop culture. (TV14) ing lawyer cannot tell a lie. ‘PG-13’ (1:27) Madison. (cc) moments in pop culture. (TV14) Mike Tyson’s Baseball Tonight (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 Greatest Hits 2010 World Series of Poker (cc) 2010 World Series of Poker (cc) 2010 World Series of Poker (cc) 2010 World Series of Poker (cc) NBA Tonight Girls High School Basketball McDonald’s All-America ESPN2 36 74 (Live) (cc) Game: East vs. West. (Taped) 4:30 Ice Age Happy Feet ★★★ (‘06) Voices of Elijah Wood, Robin Williams. Animated. An emperor Monsters, Inc. ★★★ (‘01) Voices of John Goodman, Billy Crystal. Ani- Robin Hood: Men in Tights ★★ (‘93) FAM 39 199 ★★★ (Cont’d) penguin expresses himself through tap-dancing. ‘PG’ (1:48) mated. A blue behemoth and his assistant scare children. ‘G’ (1:32) Cary Elwes. ‘PG-13’ (1:42) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (cc) (TVPG) The Journal Edi- FOX News Watch Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (cc) (TVPG) Red Eye FNC 48 118 torial Report Challenge Easter Cakes. Cakes Challenge Six pastry chefs tell a Challenge Last Cake Standing: Challenge Four pastry chefs Challenge Sweet 16 birthday cake Iron Chef America Symon vs. Men- FOOD 66 164 inspired by animated characters. story of their life through cake. Elopement. Wedding cake. compete. for sextuplets. dohlson. MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics. (Live) Mariners Live MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at New England Revolution. (Same- MLS Soccer FSN 34 76 Postgame (Live) day Tape) Tropic Thunder ★★★ (‘08) Ben Stiller, Jack Black. A pampered actor’s war movie turns into the real Two and a Half Two and a Half Two and a Half Two and a Half Archer El White Chicks ★★ FX 53 53 thing. ‘NR’ (2:02) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) Secuestro. (‘04) (1:48) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Second LPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship, Third Round. GOLF 33 304 Round. (Same-day Tape) 5:00 The Good Witch’s Garden ★★★ The Good Witch’s Gift (‘10) Catherine Bell, Chris Potter. A criminal Love Is a Four Letter Word ★★★ (‘07) Teri Polo. Respective attorneys The Golden Girls The Golden Girls HALL 18 240 (‘09) (cc) ‘TVPG’ (Cont’d) threatens the wedding of a witch and a lawman. (cc) ‘TVPG’ for a divorcing couple have an affair. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TVPG) (TVPG) Designed to Sell Designed to Sell House Hunters House Hunters Candice Tells All Curb Appeal: The Secrets From a Antonio Treat- House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) International (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Block (N) Stylist (N) (TVG) ment (N) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) International International Holy Grail in America Kensington Rune Stone. (cc) (TVPG) Journey to the Earth’s Core 4,000 miles down to the heart of Earth. Underwater Universe Deadly ocean zones. (cc) (TVPG) HIST 50 128 (cc) (TVPG) 3:00 Gone but Not Forgotten (‘05) The Perfect Teacher (‘10) David Charvet, Megan Park. A teen’s Abandoned (‘10) Brittany Murphy, Dean Cain. A woman investigates Coming Home Paying Tribute. A LIFE 69 140 Brooke Shields. ‘TV14’ (Cont’d) obsession for her teacher leads to danger. (cc) ‘TV14’ her boyfriend’s disappearance at a hospital. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:33) Marine pilot’s fallen friend. (TVPG) Lockup Orange County Inside Lockup Orange County Inside the Lockup Behind the walls of Ken- Lockup Inside Kern Valley. Cali- The Squeeze Information isn’t The Squeeze Game Over. Inmates MSNBC 128 103 Orange County Jail. Orange County Jail. (N) tucky prison. fornia’s Kern Valley State Prison. easy inside prison. (N) who flip and cooperate. Rob Dyrdek’s Fan- Rob Dyrdek’s Fan- Rob Dyrdek’s Fan- Rob Dyrdek’s Fan- The Real World Las Vegas. (cc) Jersey Shore Reunion Special. The Hard Times Silent Library Diary of Facebook Teen Mom 2 MTV 63 210 tasy Factory tasy Factory tasy Factory tasy Factory (TV14) (cc) (TV14) of RJ Berger (TVPG) (TVPG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) iCarly (cc) (TVG) SpongeBob SquarePants Fleas; Nickelodeon’s 2011 Kids’ Choice Awards Children Victorious (N) Nickelodeon’s 2011 Kids’ Choice Awards Children Victorious (cc) NICK 40 252 doughnut; dishwasher. (TVY7) choose favorites. (Same-day Tape) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) choose favorites. (cc) (TVG) (TVG) 4:30 On Deadly Ground ★★ (‘94) Exit Wounds ★ (‘01) Steven Seagal, DMX. Premiere. A cop encoun- Executive Decision ★★★ (‘96) Kurt Russell, Halle Berry. Premiere. A Exit Wounds ★ (‘01) Steven Sea- SPIKE 57 54 Steven Seagal. ‘R’ (Cont’d) ters corruption in Detroit’s roughest precinct. ‘R’ (1:43) team of special agents must reclaim a hijacked airliner. ‘R’ (2:12) gal, DMX. ‘R’ (1:43) 5:00 Meteor Storm ★★ (‘10) Meteor (‘09) (Part 1 of 2) Christopher Lloyd, Marla Sokoloff. Premiere. Meteor (‘09) (Part 2 of 2) Christopher Lloyd, Marla Sokoloff. Pre- Ice Twisters ★★★ (‘09) Mark SYFY 59 180 Michael Trucco. (cc) (Cont’d) A space collision sends a meteor hurtling toward Earth. ‘TV14’ miere. A space collision sends a meteor hurtling toward Earth. ‘TV14’ Moses. (cc) ‘TVPG’ Seinfeld (cc) Seinfeld (cc) The King of The King of Family Guy (cc) Family Guy (cc) Yes Man ★★ (‘08) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. A man tries to Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist TBS 55 52 (TVPG) (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) change his life by saying yes to everything. ‘PG-13’ (1:44) ★★★ (‘08) Michael Cera. ‘PG’ Untold Stories of the E.R. Heart in Strange Sex Extreme sexual dis- Strange Sex (cc) Strange Sex (cc) Strange Sex (cc) Strange Sex (cc) Strange Sex (cc) Strange Sex (cc) Strange Sex (cc) Strange Sex (cc) TLC 38 139 Hand. (cc) (TV14) orders and anomalies. (TVMA) (TVMA) (TVMA) (TV14) (TVMA) (TVMA) (TV14) (TVMA) (TVMA) Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys ★★ (‘08) Kathy Bates. Premiere. Hitch ★★★ (‘05) Will Smith, Eva Mendes. A smooth-talker helps a shy accountant Why Did I Get Married? ★★ (‘07) Tyler Perry, Janet TNT 54 51 Greed and scandal test the mettle of two family matriarchs. woo an heiress. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:57) Jackson. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:58) 21 Sexiest Beaches (cc) (TVPG) 21 Sexiest Beach Bars (cc) (TV14) Ghost Adventures Yorktown Hos- Ghost Adventures Poveglia Island. Ghost Adventures (cc) (TV14) Ghost Adventures An iron factory TRAV 65 170 pital. (cc) (TVPG) Venice, Italy. (cc) (TVPG) in Birmingham. (cc) (TVPG) All in the Family All in the Family Sanford & Son Sanford & Son The Best of the American Comedy Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves TVLND 64 244 (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) Awards: A Retrospective Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cero en Conducta Noticiero Univi- Como Dice el Dicho (SS) Sábado Gigante (N) (SS) (TVPG) Primer Impacto Noticiero Univi- UNI/47 31 16 (SS) sion: Fin de Extra (SS) sion: Fin de NCIS Dead Reckoning. Gibbs NCIS Endgame. The team helps NCIS Jet Lag. An assassin tar- NCIS Terrorists threaten to deto- NCIS Borderland. Investigating a The Patriot ★★★ (‘00) Mel Gib- USA 58 50 works with Kort. (cc) (TV14) Vance face his demons. (TV14) gets a key witness. (cc) (TV14) nate a bomb. (cc) (TVPG) Marine’s murder. (cc) (TV14) son. Premiere. ‘R’ (cc) (2:44) 5:30 Wedding Love & Hip Hop Love & Hip Hop Love & Hip Hop The Fighting Temptations ★★ (‘03) Cuba Gooding Jr., Beyoncé Knowles. A man forms Beverly Hills Beverly Hills Beverly Hills VH1 62 217 Wars (Cont’d) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) a gospel choir to collect an inheritance. ‘PG-13’ (2:02) Fabulous Fabulous Fabulous 5:00 NBA Basketball Toronto Raptors at Chicago WGN News at Scrubs (cc) How I Met Your South Park (cc) South Park Entourage Got- Curb Your Enthu- Entourage Got- Curb Your Enthu- WGN-A 9 9 Bulls. (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) Nine (N) (cc) (TV14) Mother (TV14) (TV14) Damien. (TV14) cha! (TVMA) siasm (cc) cha! (TVMA) siasm (cc) 6:15 Bride Wars ★ (‘09) Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway. Weddings Sex and the City 2 ★★ (‘10) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall. Premiere. Carrie It’s Complicated ★★ (‘09) Meryl Streep. A divorcee HBO 551 401 scheduled the same day turn best friends into enemies. ‘PG’ (cc) Bradshaw and the gals visit Abu Dhabi. ‘R’ (cc) (2:27) is caught between her ex and an architect. ‘R’ 5:45 Twilight ★★ (‘08) Kristen Stewart. A teen is caught up in an Shameless Frank and Karen’s Nurse Jackie (cc) United States of The Joneses ★★ (‘09) David Duchovny, Demi 11:35 Nurse SHO 576 366 unorthodox romance with a vampire. ‘PG-13’ (2:01) (Cont’d) secret is revealed. (cc) (TVMA) (TVMA) Tara (TVMA) Moore. iTV Premiere. ‘R’ (1:33) Jackie (TVMA) 5:30 Grown Ups ★ (‘10) Adam Sandler, Kevin 7:20 Death at a Funeral ★★ (‘10) Keith David, Loret- Eat Pray Love ★★ (‘10) Julia Roberts, James Franco. Premiere. A divorcee embarks Did You Hear- STRZ 534 340 James. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:42) (Cont’d) ta Devine. ‘R’ (cc) (1:32) on a global quest to change her life. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:20) Morgans? 5:00 The Loneliness of the Long Billy Liar ★★★ (‘63) Tom Courtenay, Julie Christie. A mortuary The Dresser ★★★ (‘83) Albert Finney, Tom Courtenay. Rattled Eng- 11:15 Otley ★★ (‘69) Tom Courte- TCM 501 230 Distance Runner ★★★ (Cont’d) clerk retreats into a world of fantasy. ‘NR’ (cc) (1:38) lish actor cannot go on without his fussy valet. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:58) nay, Romy Schneider. ‘PG’ SATURDAY LATE NIGHT, APRIL 2

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM 11:30 Comedy.TV Paid Paid Paid Paid Today’s Hom- This Old House Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 2/KATU 2 2 (Cont’d) eowner (cc) (TVG) 11:35 Cold Case 12:35 Paid 1:05 Paid 1:35 Paid 2:05 Paid 2:35 Paid 3:05 Paid 3:35 Open House Wall Street Jour- Paid Paid Paid 6/KOIN 6 6 (Cont’d) (TVPG) nal Rpt. 11:29 Saturday Night Live (N) (cc) 1:02 Brothers & Sisters The Walk- 2:02 Poker After Dark (cc) 3:02 In Wine Laura McKenzie’s The Unit A deadly elevator crash Today (N) (cc) 8/KGW 8 8 (TV14) (Cont’d) ers’ tragic loss. (cc) (TVPG) Country (TVPG) Traveler occurs. (cc) (TVPG) 11:00 Master- Official Best of Oregon Art Beat Oregon Field Doc Martin Aromatherapy. Alco- The Standard of Perfection Show Austin City Limits Foo Fighters. Victory Garden P. Allen Smith’s 10/KOPB 10 10 piece Mystery! Fest (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Guide (TVG) hol problem. (cc) (TVPG) Cats. (Part 1 of 2) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVG) Garden Home 30 Seconds to Scrubs (cc) Betrayed ★★ (‘88) Debra Winger, Tom Berenger. An FBI agent infil- Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 12/KPTV 12 12 Fame (TVPG) (TV14) trates a white supremacist group. ‘R’ (2:07) Tango & Cash ★★ (‘89) Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russell. Two rival My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl Paid Paid Paid Paid Inspiration Ministry Campmeeting 22/KPXG 5 5 cops go after the drug kingpin who framed them. ‘R’ (1:38) (TV14) (TV14) Fathers of the 2000 Years of Christianity Greatest Heroes of the Bible (cc) Best of Praise Joni and Friends Order My Steps Bill Purvis Minis- Jonathan Falwell Ron Phillips- 24/KNMT 20 20 Faith (TVG) tries (TVG) Abba’s House Curb Your Enthu- Entourage (cc) American Dad Paid American Dad American Dad The Hills Las The Hills Holly Paid Paid Paid Paid 32/KRCW 3 3 siasm (cc) (TVMA) (cc) (TV14) Con Heir. (TV14) (cc) (TV14) Vegas. (TVPG) worries. (TVPG) Cheaters Susan discovers her TMZ (N) (cc) (TVPG) Access Hollywood (N) (cc) (TVPG) Elvira’s Movie Macabre Untamed Women. (1952) Females on a Hometime (cc) Ron Hazelton’s 49/KPDX 13 13 husband’s secret. (cc) (TV14) remote island. (cc) (TVPG) (TVG) HouseCalls 12:01 The First 48 Underworld. A 1:01 The First 48 A shooting in a 2:01 The First 48 Surveillance 3:01 Purgatory Manhunters: 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid A&E 52 181 man is brutally beaten to death. snow-covered field. (cc) footage may solve a crime. (cc) (cc) (TVPG) Fugitive Task 11:15 The Black Dahlia ★★ (‘06) Josh Hartnett, Scarlett Johansson. Open Range ★★★ (‘03) Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner. Cattle herdsmen battle a ruthless rancher in The Three Stoog- The Three Stoog- AMC 71 231 Premiere. ‘R’ (cc) (Cont’d) 1882. ‘R’ (cc) (2:18) es (TVPG) es (TVG) TBA Bad Dog! Houdinis. How far pets Must Love Cats Cats on the West TBA TBA Bad Dog! Houdinis. How far pets AP 43 130 can push their owners. (TVPG) Coast. (cc) (TVPG) can push their owners. (TVPG) 10:30 Love & Basketball ★★★ (‘00) Not Easily Broken ★★ (‘09) Morris Chestnut, Taraji P. Henson. The The Unit (cc) (TVPG) BET Inspiration BET 56 270 Sanaa Lathan. (Cont’d) aftermath of a car accident tests a couple’s marriage. ‘PG-13’ Piers Morgan Tonight Newsroom Piers Morgan Tonight Newsroom Sanjay Gupta, MD CNN Sunday Morning CNN 44 100 11:00 Harold and Kumar Escape 1:15 Good Luck Chuck ★ (‘07) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba. A cursed 3:15 John Oliver’s New York Stand- Comedy Central Comedy Central Paid Paid COM 60 190 from Guantanamo Bay (TV14) dentist cannot find true love. ‘R’ (cc) (1:39) Up Show (cc) (TV14) Presents (TV14) Presents (TV14) Rip City Live Blazers Pregame NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Portland Trail Blazers. Blazers Postgame Wanted: Adventure Woman Skiing Paid CSN 37 77 Sons of Guns (cc) Sons of Guns (cc) Sons of Guns (cc) Sons of Guns (cc) Rookies to Racers (cc) (TVPG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid DISC 7 120 (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) The Suite Life on The Suite Life on The Suite Life on The Suite Life on The Suite Life on Get a Clue ★★★ (‘02) Lindsay Lohan, Bug Hall. Charlie & Lola Little Einsteins Imagination Mov- Chuggington DISN 41 250 Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) Deck (TVG) (cc) ‘TVG’ (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) ers (TVY) (TVY) After Lately Chelsea Lately Sex and the City Sex and the City After Lately A- Chelsea Lately Married to Rock Married to Rock Paid Paid Paid Paid E! 70 196 (TV14) (TV14) (TVMA) (TVMA) List BFF. 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