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Player Injury Update Disclaimer: Everything written in this newsletter is entirely fictitious and is in 12 April 2003 Unfortunately, injuries are a part of playing EASTER EDITION no way meant to represent the actual views, beliefs or abilities, per- football and the Tigers have had a pretty ordi- Volume 1, Issue 4 nary start to the year in this area. The follow- ceived or otherwise, of those people mentioned in the newsletter. ing is a list of injured players, what’s wrong This newsletter is not an officially sanctioned newsletter of the Nhill The Roaring Tiger with them and when they might play next. Football Club Inc. and in no way reflects the views or beliefs of the club’s administration or members. The Unofficial Newsletter of the Nhill Football Team Tom Rowe: Broken arm, 6 to 8 weeks Andrew Rowe: SARS virus?, a week Contributions Welcome Pullet Deal Off But Talk of Bric-a-Brac Benn Pola: Knee, further tests today Readers who want to contribute something to this rag can do so by forwarding their work to New Employee’s Possible Link to Terrorism Adam Sands: Hamstring. Back after Easter the editor. Anything will be accepted. Aaron Wilkins: Hamstring strain. Test Tempers flared in the few days. There’s good wide terrorist group Al- READER POLL Roaring Tiger newsroom Quaida. “I don’t know for Bob Hatfield: Knee, few more weeks yet money in bric-a-brac”, he Brain Teaser: Johnny Muller has never this week as the much added. sure but it’s possible that Kempy: sore knees, never awaited 12 laying pullet ad- this man is in fact Moham- looked this good at the start But the editor of The Roar- Dusty: corked thigh and sore ear, okay Nhill Seniors have 21 players in vertising deal fell through. med Al-Brecht”, said ing Tiger was not happy of a season? Liney. “They say he went Doddsy: sore ankle, okay the team. If only 2 players are on When asked about what when told of the news. away to Queensland for a the bench and no player is in the Agree: 55% happened, new head of ad- “Look, we got this bloke T Gebert: old age, okay while but I think you’ll find vertising and marketing, across mainly because of sheds, then how many players Disagree: 10% he really went to Pakistan Killer Jones: Leg, a fair while probably Above: The calcula- Trevor “Space” Albrecht, how well he talked up the must still be on the ground? for a stint of terrorist train- tor: A device to help Who’s Johnny Muller? 35% casually replied that they’d pullet deal. Now that it’s ing”. Last week’s answer: T-Bone has a with adding up num- already been sold. fallen over we’re a bit Roaring Tiger’s editor said shot at goals, of course. bers of things, for ex- “It appears there’s a lot of sceptical about the bric-a- he didn’t really care what ample, players. untapped demand for laying brac. We’ll give him an- pullets in this area. They other chance but it might Space’s real name was or Skill Tip Easter Goodwill Pub- went like hot cakes”, said be his last”, said the editor. what he did in his spare time, as long as he landed With Bezza Space. “I’m not too wor- The news came amid un- licity Stunt Ends In Tigers Look For Other Ways to Raise Money the bric-a-brac deal. Tragedy One of your most ef- ried because there’ll be confirmed reports that fective weapons as a more where they came Albrecht may have a shady “Anyway, we simply didn’t No country football than I’ve been talking track. We’ll make footballer is how from. Anyway, I’m about background. have time to do a full back- Tiger officials were in shock yes- team can operate with- to Melbourne big millions! 90% sure of getting an ad ground check. We needed terday after an Easter promotional hard you can bump Club stalwart Daryl for a very large quantity of someone in the job straight event involving Tiger mascot out the tireless efforts events guru, Ron And we won’t be stop- into opposition play- Leyonhjelm has revealed bric-a-brac from out away, so we took him”, Puss and a rabbit ended in trag- of supporters and play- Walker. It’s no secret ers. If you can dish that Space may in fact be ping at car racing ei- Winiam way in the next said the editor. edy. ers in raising money. that the Formula 1 or- ther. I’ve got my eye out a few early hips an ex-member of world- Stump picking, raffles, ganisers aren’t happy on the next Olympics and shoulders then “We organised a show to promote with the Albert Park not only might you football and Easter together by player auctions, nearly and after that, the track down there. Seniors Get Done By Minyip-Murtoa letting kids come and look at Puss everything has been world. Yes, the world really hurt whoever and also this pet “Easter” rabbit tried in a bid to get that They want somewhere will be mine, all mine you hit but it will also In hot conditions Nhill’s when you get jumped on a fast. “A bloke has to eat”, put the frighteners on we borrowed for the day”, said extra bit of money to new. And I think I can cackled Smith. “Ha seniors battled hard after 30 degree day it’s always said Croke. “Maybe they Tony Gebert, Club secretary. the rest of their team. help run the club. help them”, he said. ha ha, aha ha ha ha, being jumped in the first going to be difficult to win could eat a bit more carbohy- A good way to prac- quarter last week. But their if the opposition plays drate type foods but it wasn’t “Everything was going swell and Club president Chris “Look at Davis Park. ha, ha, ha….” tice your bumping efforts were not enough to smart, which they did. the reason we lost”. the kids were having a great time. Smith thinks he may It’s virtually got a track ability is to run full get across the line when the Queries were raised over the “But I am a bit worried about Unfortunately, right before we have found a way to around it already. final siren sounded. were about to wind things up Puss Sure, we’ll have to speed at a drinks ta- players diets after it was re- what some of these players end the constant battle “It sucks”, said one player. vealed that many of the will do at Easter time with all broke out of his cage and got hold knock the speed humps ble and crash into it of the rabbit. It wasn’t a pretty fought by clubs like the side on. The wood “We really should beat players gorged themselves the chocolate that’ll be on out and maybe turn the sight. Puss seemed pretty hungry. Tigers to keep the and metal of the ta- sides like them but to their on a large breakfast of eggs offer. Hopefully they’ll grand stand around, but wolves from the door. ble will toughen you credit they played some and bacon at the Commer- show restraint otherwise we We haven’t broken the news to otherwise it’s a ready good football and seemed to cial Hotel on Saturday may have to bring in the di- “I can’t say too much up, but make sure the rabbit’s owner yet. We just made world class race Above: Chris’s Dream you have a drink be- have a good bit of pace morning. eticians from West Wimmera don’t know what to say”. yet”, said Smith, “other fore you practice. around the ground.” Coach Croke was not too Health Service for some Nhill’s skills were okay but concerned about the break- help”, said Crokey. The Roaring Tiger Volume 1, Issue 4 The Roaring Tiger Volume 1, Issue 4 The Unofficial Newsletter of the Nhill Football Team The Unofficial Newsletter of the Nhill Football Team Page 3 Page 2 On The Couch with Luke Oldaker Gerschy Bows Dimboola Suspected of Road Shenanigans to Reader RT: Welcome to RT Luke with it all to be honest. worried about going under the knife? Pressure In what may be the first ber of the Dimboola pretty inconvenient for SEARCH-A-WORD LO: Thanks RT, it’s great to RT: Your manager, Dan BH: No, not at all, I’ve had an op ever case of Wimmera Football Club hierarchy our blokes to go by an- In a clear indication be here. Conway, has said it’s disas- before. Football League espio- impersonating a road other route so they may X Z R L O trous as Crokey had you of how much re- RT: Do you mind if we re- RT: When will you be back playing? spect people have nage, Tigers manage- worker. have identified a poten- T Z X V P earmarked for big things up for the Roaring Ti- ment believes there may tial “weakness” which D I A L O fer to you from now on as BH: Dan reckons about mid May, “I have heard about this forward and you were as fit ger, Craig Gersch I N G N X Bob Hatfield? but I don’t know if he really has any be more to the road- they’re trying to exploit”.