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TheRebel Yellin' Vegas Volume 111, Issue 14December 10, 1985 University of Nevada, Las

Little good is accomplished without controversy, and no ciiil evilis ever defeated withoutpublicity

Hotel College given one million dollar lump sum by Boyd

by carmen zayas used in two major areas. furniture, the actual nuts and amount. "Because we already have bolts, cups, silverware, "We also have a lot of The china UNLV Hotel College first-class facilities on the etc., was donated by com- that receive/ scholar- was presented students with a SI premises, the money will pro- munity businesses. ships while attending the million grant from Sam and bably be divided between Hotel College and two or Mary Boyd. During a meeting faculty support and student "Because the college does three years after graduation held recently in the Dean of scholarship funds. have such a good rapport they will send money. Forex- the Hotel College's office, the "With part of that money with the local get- ample, had a student who Boyds businesses, I presented Dean we may either add new staff ting donations does not re- had received a SI ,000 scholar- Vallen with the check. members or upgrade our quire a hard sell. There are ship whileat UNLV and two Said Vallen, "I was, am, faculty. We recently received many prominent businesspeo- years after graduation he sent really excited. It made my authorization from the plc that come down and dine a check asking (hat it day." SI ,000 University of Nevada System with us or just sit around and go to a deserving student. According to Vallen the to add one more member to talk. "And of there is uniqueness course, of the gift comes our faculty. We already have "All 1 usually have to do is the alumni. Although in the from the fact the grant is not the largest faculty of any to mention that first five being we need this or so years we were doled out in small Hotel College in the or that, and only graduating classes of amounts, presented nation. eventually so- but was- "The second part of that meone will help us out." about ten students, in the last in one lump sum. money will go into student Currently Vallen is attemp- couple of years we have had "I think this is the first scholarship funds. Curently ting to provide large numbers time in every faculty of students UNLV history that about 20 to 23 percent of our member with their own graduating. In a few years such a large amount per- has been Hotel students receive sonal computer. these people should be given ail at once," said scholarships." "I just mention to different donating col- Vallen. money to the Last academic year the people that come through lege." "This means our that we can Hotel College gave out over offices what our goal is. I just Vallen heads one few spend the money, say at arate $150,000 in scholarships. had one company donate five colleges on campus that can of $100,000 a year, and Fundraising is of computers and another in- brag about state of the one equipment an because the rest of the money Vftllen'a primary function*. It dividual donated one. So I and lhal reports is earning imeiest we will i is an endeavor that tie finds have confidence thai by the no monetary pr-jWm , always have more money to both relatively easy grati- end of this academic year we Aftera comment *■• made 1 and that an ex- draw from." fying. will have reached our goal." he would make at was on Besides the generosity of cellant university president, Vallen, who has been- "This college built and said UNLV for the past 20 years, donatloiu. In fact for the first local businesses. Vallen said Vallen only smiled happy right where he was the main impetus behind five years of our existence, he also receives small dona- he was the grant. the Nevada Resort Associa- tions from individuals in the was. "I have been meeting with tion (which originally paid commmunity and soon ex- Boyds and off for over for the college to start) paid pects to be receiving money All monies donated to any the on straight in- eight years, and 1 think their all our expenses. from alumni. UNLV college go to the UNLV Foundation. situation is at the "Then the state gave us financial will Headed by Bob Gore, the point where they can make monies to built Beam Hall, "Some people send us $100 '. invests, such a gift. that cost over $11 million. checks for $50 or and Foundation TEETH-The fun of picking a Christmas distributes manages all UM, ITS GOT NICE out tree almost According to Vallen the But, although the state paid have their respective com- and up the hassle shopping. But, surviving even double that university donations. makes for of Christmas after finals money will most probably be for all the construction and panies match or rush hour at Macy's might sound good...MERRY CHRISTMAS from the Yeltln' Rebel Sttlff! photo by Jim miller Regent Del Pappa talks with students face to face

review of the university out. you willfind that it is in the present in the past is gone, Her philosophy of not get- by ron zayas tend school outside the state. Currently, Nevada ranks presidents to be included. "Still, the Board is not best shape that it's been in and all the Regents have a ting actively involved in the Del do necessarily a rubber stamp. In years. sense of working for the same The Board of Regents, in 49 in the nation in the amount Said Pappa, "As we five see 'Del Pappa' page 2 fact, if you study the Board "The sectionalism that was what one labeled as a slow of students who remain in the on a regular basts, we will agenda, held their meeting state after graduating. Accor- review the performance of the last week to consider the ding to Del Pappa this is one two presidents and cite in- and achievements future of education in of the things that the Regenu provements Nevada. are trying to change. needed." Wright Hall addition in planning stage While few major issues "So many academically The review will also include leaving the sensitive question of Max- where actually contained on talented students bylorisusman used to be all classrooms, but the plans. Because Wright the Museum and the en- the Regents' agenda, the Nevada is something that son making more money an- due to overcrowding in the Hall is 20 yean old, the idea vironmental Research Center met with represen- (UNLV President) Bob (Max- nually than his Reno counter- anew addition to whole building, it now has of student-teachers lounges have mentioned they too need Regents Plans for more room, and if necessary, of the state board of son) has labeled as a 'brain- part Joseph Crowley. Wright have been in- been made into lab spaces was not thought oF. tatives Hall will have to lake the education to consider the drain' on Nevada. This pro- Del Pappa believes that by the Dean of the and offices for the An- For the new addition, itiated wants to Psychology labs out of the of the state's gram will be in working with although there is some move- College of Arts and Letters, thropology department, Wright have development specification* in from the Museum. telecommunications network. his push in trying to keep the ment in the legislature to Tom Wright. which is expanding and needs to the more space. start.' "We'll look at "Right now," Wright said, According to Regent best students in Nevada," lessen that inequality, the Though the addition with Jerry the beginning "Many departments are everything, see what each "we are working said Del Pappa. main reason for the dif- building is in campus Frankie Sue Del Pappa, the stages, Wright not adequately housed," department needs, then we'll Dove, the architect. of The program will seek to ference is the supplement the planning said Regents heard the results a about the addi- Wright said. "They could use have the building built to Myself and the potential users find the needs of the UNLV Foundation added to he's thought building disc- $60,000 pilot program that out fora while now. more room and ihcn we'd those specifications. For ex- of the new are academically gifted students Maxson's office. tion cusing and developing was funded to study the pro- Wright said, "We need the have the extra classroom ample, if a department needi of Nevada's telecom- and to to gear a curricullum Next month's Board of now is as good space open." certain electrical systems or ideas." blems addition. And Wright explained that network and the to meet those needs. Current- Regents meeting will take as any to at least start Wright mentioned many specialized floors, they will be wan- munications a time ting a new and ac- feasibility of expanding the ly, UNLV offers a special place in Reno, due to lack of into the idea- other programs that would be included in the plans." addition looking tually getting one is not an state computer system honors programs which is hotel accomadations in Las He explained Ih lew wing placed in the new section, An example of how over- present crowded Wright Hall is cm easy process. "We have to get to make the state more designed to help the advanced Vegas. would accomplish to things. Several new programs that be seen in the fact the plans together to get on the by computer. students receive the most out In speaking of the general "First," he said, it would were started early this fall do accessible oor space they re- Psychology labs are now university's capital improve- the study pro- of their education at UNLV. role of the Board, Del Pappa help turn the third back not have the Members of -I tees. quire. For example, a new In- located in the Museum of item on the agen- discribed the into classroom Se- " History. page gram were tent to Alaska to Another Board as a and Policy ral Wriiht laid »e 'Wright' 2 to policy cond, she addition \ ould pro- stitute for Ethics study that state's system da was theaward of money making board that recently began. get vide specialized lace for Studies just which is consideredto be one the Desert Research Institute should not involved in the projects." Also the space is needed for for seed money to start a new day to day of the specific of the best in the nation. activities Wright Hall urrently the Center of Advanced program on the elects of the separatecampuses. Buy Del Ptppa expects houses the Ps chology Research and other research CSUN Book Back to climate. Del Papppa was also very *' Nevada's system be desert Department, History. centers. sensitive to *' as in upgraded in the near future. According to Del Pappa, the question of Department, Political "There is also a need, The Board also heard there were few other impor- her considering the board to Science Departs' the An- every department, for new D*C.16,17&1« on the development tant items since the agenda be a rubber stamp. thropolgy Depart em and facility offices and MSU2OI reports also like of a to help was interned to be kept light "Moat things that come specialized*! classrooms. I would «m to 3:00 pm program other S J,es.J'lmenls to for students 10*0 academically talented so the Regents could have before the Board have such as Ethnic On see a lounge Ml«4 « where M* j—tkMta to H HSU CMJN irjlMlltaa time to with the already passed through the first floor. are also and faculty. A place students in Nevada. The pro- meet many get maybe the State Board meeting rooms nd the they could together gram would be in place to members of committees and have had the On e out Dean's office second for brown bag lunches." stop the How of graduating of Education. The January bugs worked of them. So Hoot lere are Wright pointed out some high students who agenda Is slated to be a much by the dim they get to and third school us, classrooms. of the newer buildings are leave Nevada every year u> at- more packed agenda with a they are pretty well planned Wlifhl Mid the ird floor ' built with kxinaxs included in Dmtnbtr 10. 19U The YtiUn, Rebel News Features 2 Golding and Yousef receive art Placement 'Unique form' office 3rd floor FDH temperature study grant Bookstore Pmltloiu opens in Museum robFor a pizza place mu» be 21 Receiving, unpacking, mark- or older have a health ing books and supplies, ac- years old and 50 must Dr. Lawrence Golding and during the energy crisis of the women 20-30 ;ard $3.50 an hour plus tips counting and bookkeeping, ranging Mohamed Yousef of according to a brief of men and women vl-F 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. OR merchandising and ordering, Dr. 19701, sub- of Natural History years old as cashiering, inventory UNI V have been awarded a the research proposal. from 60-80 •ri-Sat 4 or 5 p.m. to mid- for the study. A light $4 an hour $50,000 grant from the Na- Golding and jects "" However, will be "The M;^,-' of Neon," Webb has writtena book call-* Temp and permanent Aging out physiological profile tional Institute on for a Yousef point that there large-format ed The Magic Neon, :>uiomer parttime and fulltime established for each subject. exhibit of 30 of Service two-year study on have been few scientific cl»< «Plore "" published in 1983. 1io dispatch, answer They will then be exposed to photograph ■. temperature regulation in studies on human \ersaiility of this •nes, typing, filing and fill- Phone Survey 10 different air temperatures dazzling elderly adults. temperature that have incor- form, opens in wt forms For a Real Estate company a climatic room for two unique light The researchers plan to porated age as a variable. in of Because of the liquid-like an hour Involves no selling during which time UNIV. Mueseum Natural $3,75 hour measure the zone of "Data on thermal neutrali- hours, The free quality of neon, it has been -ariiimc-20 hours a week an History on l)«. 13. M-Th 5-9 p.m. 4 hours Sat "temperature neutrality" for ty (a temperature comfort various temperature-related used to form everything from physiological processes will exhibit tapartoflhe Smilhso- Phone Sales persons 65, in an effort needed to provide a cocktail glasses and som- over zone) are nlan Institution's Traveling Phone prospect for a General Office hypothesis that for develop- be monitored. breros to fire-breathing to test the scientific basis Exhibition Service and will securities company Salary Type, Tile, answer phones most older individuals need ment a responsible strategy dragons and dancing girls. of remain on display through and commission parttime-20 Prefer a non-smoker warmer environments to toward the establishment of Neon is currently enjoying a hours a week Negotiable pay Using the physiological Dec. 31. I maintain safe body thermal comfort and safety of dramatic renaissance in this marly afternoons or evenings M-F 12:30-4:30 p.m. measurements, the resear- For information temperature than do persons standards in homes of the country, designers are using it the effe- museum tours and operating under 65. elderly," they write. chers will analyze in movies, on stage and televi- body's noun, call 739-3381. The problem of ciency of the sion, for sets and special ef- The photographs in the ex- temperature Golding, an exercise temperature-regulating fects, to animate discos, and Sfrg- . FOR THE INCREDIBLY fluctuation hibit pictures of vin- Youset, a mechanisms as influenced by Include \ LOW PRICE OF (either too hot or too cold) physiologist, and in- to create a romantic at- A/UW and tage neon signs as well as became particularly critical biologist, willuse 50 men sex and age. mosphere restuarants and ventive new work by leading in homes. Artists are using it as artliu and designers, who an art medium. And ar- have rediscovered the allure chitects are employing neon Strait entertainment for L.V. of neon light. An orgjnal 150* outline and accent WAH sculpture by neon artist Jerry to Does seeing Strait, he persuaded by sieve evenson Right or Wrong, and Noe !■ Included in the UNLV buildings. Enjoy the 'greatestsnow on earth' Fort Worth Ever Cross Your MCA to sign him. Strait's exhibition. Guest curator for Utah's . Mind. The album Does Fort first single Unwound was a at finest ski resortsl George Strait, winner of the exhibit is Michael Webb, One art critic has hailed Year at Worth Ever Cross Your Mind top five hit. Male Vocalist of the of national neon as "the magic wand that — Album of the Tickets for theshow, which former director Price Includes both the Country Music was swarded at the gave downtown its boogie- will also feature Clay Blaker, film programming • Association and the Academy Year at the 1985 Country 4 nights lodging at the beautiful at Vesely Music, American Film Institute. woogie spirit." of Country Music awards, Music Awards. are on sale Ogden Hilton will appear in Las Vegas in Strait, a native Texan, both locations of the Las • at . conjuction with the National started playing the as a Vegas Athletic clubs, Con- 2 days skiing Park City West, rad's Western Wear, Silver & Rodeo Finals on Dec. 11, at teenager for a hobby. In Library hours Snowbasln, Alta Powder Mountain 1973, after being discharged Dollar Saloon, and at the 10 p.m., in the Las Vegas • Round trip transportation by Convention Center. from the army, he formed the Neilis Air Force Base ticket office. The night of the - Greyhoundbus (departs Las Vegas Since signing with MCA Ace in the Hole Band, which show, for Dec. Jan. records in 1982, there has not three members are still with tickets will be available at the Dec. 26, returning Dec. 30) been one week without a him today. After a couple of Convention Center box of- Iβ George Strait song on the unsuccessful trips to fice. The concert presented Library "»»" for Saturday, 24 through Wednesday, Jan. Caff tor reservations now. Billboard charts. His hits in- Nashville, he met Erv by Budwieser and Tony Lama Dee. 11 Ibraagh Sunday, Jan. clude Fool-Hearted Memory, Woolsey who headed promo- Boots and promoted by to You Look So Good InLove. tion for MCA records. After Michael Schivo Present!. Monday-Friday 8 a.m. 5 Special Colleclloni Hours for p.m. Dee. 21 tkroaga Jaa. 26: Saturday-Sunday Closed Monday-Friday 9 a.m. to S X The Library will be doted on p.m. Wednesdays. D«c. 25 and Saiuiday-Sundfty Cloacd OGDEN HILTON Con't from front jsftde Jan\ 1 K Closed on Wednesdays, Dec. 1-800-421-7599 Del Pappa 23 and Jan. I or 801-627-1190 Mini-Term, Monday, Jin. 6 one student is ap- of meeting the movers and Per person, people to a affairs of the different cam- California, throats Friday, Jan. 24: 4 room. to Board of the shakers than they do in puses is renewed In her stance pointed the Monday-Thursday 8 a.m. to dorm Regents and has full voting 7 p.m. that the UNLV ttate. I like almost any other Friday 8 a.m. to p.m. "*• •* Lμ situation-one dorm on a powers. 5 fY"W7r«\V U"**"*** NBvode, Vagal jfljj, "Thesituation in Nevada is the way I can meet students Saturday Closed C\ )S I/T CoN*. ol Hotol Admiration ,W campus of 12.000- was a sub- ""WIWWM" since our Regents on a one to one basis, it gives Sunday 12 noon to 8:30 p.m. liKftMyMht ject that Maison, not the different IJP? not them more confidence to SIGN UP FOR NAUTICAL board needed to deal with. are elected appointedlike A COURSE and I see come up and ask something Intension, Saturday, lai. January 3rd- 11th, 1986 "I believe Dr. Maxson is California's, don't appointed to than the formal ways do." 25 through Sunday, Jaa. 26: A 7-Day Caribbean Ctuiw mHmM/S CaHo C doing a superb job of handl- (a student being Del Pappa refused to com- Saturday-Sunday Closed the situation and it is the Board) happening in the ing ment on rumors that she will something the Board should near future. CMC lor Dee. be running for the office of Hours 21 not get involved with," said through Jaa. 26: believe the informal Secretary of Slate, but stated Del Pappa. "I Monday-Friday 8:30 a.m. to means of communications she will make a full an- 5 p.m. place our much nouncement in the coming Del Pappa also commented that are in Saturday-Sunday Closed In a weeks as to her political in- on the possibilty of a student more helpful. Nevada Closed from Tuesday, Dec. person has a greater chance tentions in the years to come.

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men! list. From there, it goes new site will be constructed Wright said there would be "We liope this will be well to the legislature, where we on the west side of Wright corridors connecting the two recieved," he said. "This would receive the funding Hall, in frontof the Museum. buildings. space is really needed." from." He slid it would be a challenge to even get on the priority list. With so many other projects In competition a THESES. for space on the priority list, This would make great Wright feels the College of WE DELIVER. Arts and Leuen will have to survived oflabor pains. doa good job convincing the Christmas present: YbuVe months entire campus of the need for And, youVe produceda beautiful, healthy a new addition. thesis. Now, breathe easy and letklnko* "With all the other pro- posals, we'll have to push reproduce your brain-child with speed, hard to get to the legislature. efficiency and plenty of TLC. We may also get grants for of a special, recently-signed equipment and private dona- Because tions to help with the fun- agreement between UNLV and Apple, ding," he said. and "We'll have to make the full-time UNLV students, faculty, M 735-4402 proposal as well as we can staff are eligible to purchase a "Holiday and show a real need for the flPSfll 4440 Maryland Parkway addition. We'll plead our case Bundle" (512k Macintosh™, MacWrite/ .«g||!|« and do our best to point out 11 (across UNLV) the needs the new addition MacPaint software, ImageWriter from will be meeting," he added. as Sl 775.» Though Wright is op- Printer) for as little f , timistic about the whole pro- BKsßf' ject, he knows it will be some This price represents a savings of time before he sees something Open 24 hours concrete. A minimum of a hundreds of dollars, and is couple of years will be re- and quired just to get the ap- valid only between now proval and the money needed to begin work. The actual site won't be up for several years. (Humanities "But, we have to start think- Stop by AV Services Bldg.) ing about it now. With enroll- or call 739-3581 for more information. kinko's ment always Increasing, this • CoplM - Mducttom - Enlargement* MKinloih Is I tndemsrk li.cn.tj u> An.k k. u.i~~i LsboneiM- Plus isles Uα Is a good lime to at least Passport Photos • WhcHng ■ And much moral begin." If all goes u planned, the TheYMm'Rtbti Dtctmber 10. IMS 3 New faculty ends first semester hopes wno tne Mangiamele byiorisusman enjoys weather here. and broaden my horizons." In Hotel Administration Singer Dr. James Cardie, new in He added in Northeast new faculty include This December marks the Civil Mechanical Engineer- Stale, where he Abraham Gamoran, Thomas end of the first Missouri used semester for ing, is from Minnesota, and to teach, (hey are as ad- Jones and Henry Melton. In to someday record solo many freshmen not students. enjoys the outdoor recreation vanced in Business as UNLV Education, Doris Marie But, not students are the only Las Vegas provides. "There is. Carey, Corene Casselle, by tunately, she has friends who She really missesCalifornia ■ new-comers here at s.l. barman the are the mountains here and Another new instructor, Janice Hurtubise. Brent play town and they Her parents live in San Diego university. Since September around skiing," Cardie said. "I like Dr. Robert Rucker, from Mangus, Maria Weiss and Mangiamele, a senior invite her to sit in with them and she has a brother that there have been a number of the climate out In Nora here." North Dakota, appreciates Janice Wentz. Health at , occasionally. lives in San Francisco and a new professors added Losey, UNLV is graduating with to each While weather might have his department, Sociology, Sciences, Donna a BFA in voice performance. While in California, sister at Ohio State. department, and this month many Nagy, attracted professors to saying there arc a lot of active Susan Michael, Donna She has studied classical for Mangiamele sang with the The first voice coach she marks the end of their first Las Vegas, the university has people at UNLV. Roberta Skelly and Virginia to UCSD jazz band. She also ever had gave her a silver coin semester as well. seven yean, but reallylikes some qualities that further "Thereare very good peo- Smith. sing jazz. Mangiamele has spent a year playing little purse for good luck. The According to the Board of captured attention. Cardie ple here," Rucker said. "It is In Science, Math and clubs with a guitar player. teacher told her to always Penny played the piano for nine Regents latest list, compiled appreciates the fact the a small school and the Engineering, Amy, years IS She has taken lessons with carry it when she sang. She in September, 55 new profes- Culbreth, and the flute for university is still growing. students are different from Cardie, William years. Kevyn Lettau, who sings with still has the purse and always sional faculty have been add- "Right now," he said, "we the ones at the University of Roham Dalpatadu, Hiatt old Sergio Mendez. She also holds it tightly in her hand ed to the Mangiamele is 22 years university. Forty- are in a transition period. We North Dakota, they work Hermi, Dwight Hdm, Etan comes San Diego, worked with Peter Sprague, a when singing. of those are replacing and from nine are (Engineering) going from more and have divided in- Markowitz, John Minor, Ca. She attended UCSD for guitar player for Sergio She has many goals in life faculty who have gone on a small program to a very terests. It is more for Maria Lee Misch, Margaret University Mendez. Recently she record- and the most important is, leave, retired, difficult one year and the resigned or for credible program. Besides the students to get through Rees, Ebrahim Salehi. Peter two ed some demo tapes and sent "To not be a starving musi- other reasons no longer teach new building, of Wyoming for years, like to do we are in the school here, but the quality of Shiue and Stanley Smith. At deciding to attend them to record companies. cian." She would here. Six of the members are process of upgrading the Research before work and backup their education is just as the Environmental UNLV. She came to Las She now sings with some studio new, mostly due to the addi- equipment and establishing faculty includes vocals. Mangiamele claims it good, ifnot better, than other Center new Vegas because she heard it UNLV's University Choir tion of the Engineering new courses. schools." Jon Beihoffer, Krisi and tak.'s voice lessons with would be a good experience school. was filled with endless oppor- "That's one of themost at- There were several pro- Bonaparte, Joseph Campana, Regina Dotty, who teaches at to tour with a band and sing One of the most popular tunities. tractive reasons for coming fessors retiring at the beginn- Kathleen Lauckner, Deborah disap- UNLV. Mangiamele also backup. Eventually the reasons for wanting to come here. She has been a little recor- out Having a chance to ing of this semester. From the Miller and Kirk Pickering. pointed with Las Vegas, tutors flute players. would like to be a solo to Las Vegas, other than the participate in a developing studio artist. Math Department, Dr. In Business and although she knows it has She is currently very busy ding obvious job opportunity, is program, being able to give Graham, who was to Economics, Norman Can- putting together several songs She has several favorite the weather Southern reported been a good experience. She Nevada direct input. That's impor- have been here "since day non, Regan Carey, Jack with her accompanist Todd singers that have inspired her has. According Dr. says, "Most of the per- to Jack tant." one" has retired, as well as Hart, Jeannette Jesinger, been there Rogers, a keyboards player, to pursue a singing career. Schleich, a new professor in formers have Cardie compared UNLV to Dr. Margaet Simon, from Joan Lambert, Ropchai forever and won't let the for Juries, which are Some of these are jazzsingers the Business College from the Univeristy Mc- of Minnesota Health Sciences, who was at Prcmsrirut, William Quiane, young performers move in." members of the faculty that Nancy Wilson, Carmen Missouri, the weather is he used to teach. Julie Venturella. The Pat Metheny where UNLV In 1966, a year before Schleich and She realizes the music profes- grade singers on how much Crae, wonderful. "Minnesota is five times the Nursing program was they have improved since the Oroup and The Yellow Schleich said, sion is very unpredictable. It "I love it larger, 100 years older, and open. Simon later became Other new facultyare Wen- last semester. She is also very Jackets. here. I just home does not always take just wrote totell has more than 50,000 more chair of that program. dyStarkweather, Library and it'also takes connec- busy with her academics as Mangiamele declars, "I them of the weather. They talent, school and students. The whole at- Other new faculty at Eleanor Ann Tate, Continu- tions and being in the right she is in nine classes, 21 want to get out of have 17 inches of snow right mosphere is entirely dif- UNLV this semester go for it!" include ing Education. place at the right time. For- credits, this semester. now." He added that because ferent." in Arts and Letters, Barbara of the speciality of his field, Scleich said the same is true Anderson, Steven Coulter, he could MIS, have virtually in his department. "The Roger Davis, Ed Davis, choosen to go anywhere, but university is growing, and the Steven Ferri, Thomas Leslie, Las Vegas' weather got him potential looks good. One Beth Mehocic, Jeffrey Pur- here. "I love this hot desert reason I came to this campus vis. Rucker, Nick Stamanis, climate." is because it can offer me a Dana Tiffany and Jane Schleich isn't the only one lot, letting me be innovative Vitkus. UNLV rodeo team started HAPPY HOUR

by s.l, barman She came to UNLV 11 collegiate Rodeo Association. years ago to help design the The competition is a regional Dr. Lynne Rcugamer, chair curriculm and teacher train- one. There are 11 regions in of the Department of Special ing programs for severe and the United States. Las Vegas Education, is currently put- profound handicaps, which is will be included in the Grand ting together UNl.V's first her speciality. Canyon Region. Most of the rodeo club and rodeo team. Rucgamer is looking for competition will be held in She will be the advisor for experienced students for the Arizona and New Mexico. both. rodeo team, but any student Being on the team can be Rucgamergrew up in Mon- may be a part of the rodeo quite expensive for student. give tana and has been involved club- The competitive learn Some colleges scholar- the rodeo her whole life. will be made up of six men ships to members of rodeo with teams. She competed coHcgiately for and three women. So far Most schools just pay Ruegamer two for traveling expenses. Lorreto Heights College, has found University of Montana, team members, one man and where she received her one woman. Both are high Ruegamer claims Las place for undergraduate degree, and school rodeo champions and Vegas is the perfect University of Idaho, currently UNLV students. coUegiue rodeo and this type the was long over- where she her Doc- College rodeo is governed of program received by The National Inter- due. torate. Oldfield bikes to California for charity benefit Lliloren, rodnty richter bike-a-thon Wallace Village for by Broomneia, to., ' BUI Old field i member of looted in

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It may have been the fact worth considering was one wanted the job and a chance Holiday Festival. A CSUN- to review all the departments to that a Regent was attendinf about the election of the do a good job. Spicer lost March of Dimes auction that in turn and see if they are liv- Wdl, here It it the lan itsue of The Yellin• Rebel for this the meeting, but the senators senate present pro tempore. because he broke the number was more whoopla than ac- ing up to their potential. semester. In fact, this is the last issue of this paper for the gotthrough the meeting with Andy Nichols the incumbent one rule of CSUN: you can't tion. Good luck Gus, it may sound year of 1983. Sigh. take over someone's job until board blamed are too many year, was it not? This semester par- Some on the good but i here 1985 was a fun you get them fired. It is the in the CSUN Those of you who still read this column, and Tom Muir the head of sacred cows ticularly. almost impossible to sides, to froth at the mouth while doing so, really are masochisls. beat an Organizations Board that hiarchy, on both I How could you put up with my garbage all semester? incumbent. planned the auction (Tom is ever make a good review salute you. Still, the fact that the race also the CSUN VP) for doing possible. of What many of you missed, which gave me no end en- wasn't an all bid for blood too little. Some blamed him joyment, was the whole point ofmy columns. Have you could signal brighter days for doing too much and over- The Board also passed a maybe it's justall. lost your teniaof humor? 1 really figured, ahead for the senate. Andy reaching his powers, and recommendation to the enough could get me, that if 1 ragged on you people often 1 one with 9 votes against some commended him for senate that The Connection, a "grrr". Nothing. a reaction. Any reaction, even Jack's 7, with Spicer, Nichols taking charge of a bad situa- an independent tabloid on stupid way to go about it, but Sure, it w a pretty 1 and Mark Dixon abstaining. tion and saving some face for campus, pay back $1,000 in go against the old "watering the green spots" , figured I'd Another item took up wanted student fees given to it by the theory by "fertilizing the brown spots" here at UNLV. that CSUN. Some just get1 time striking from head to publish two issues just really wanted to get you all pissed off enough to was the the Michael Ashelman's on senate off your duffs and do something radical. I won't try record of aline in last week's a platter. Ashelman was the this semester.With only a few anymore. In fact, I won't even write any more editorials minutes. The sentences said actual head of the event. days to go, the tabloid has next semester. (concerning a discussion on a Nonetheless, it turned out as not published. The motion off my Well, since this i> my last, let me get some things ski trip), "some senators who most failed CSUN events passed unnanimously. chest. Atthe beginning of this semester made reference to apparently were going on the out. The Connection is also sup- nasty Ithings on campus, turned some professors who were doing trip spoke in favor of the mo- Those who weren't there passed to be given another let me mention names. Hart mentioning no names. Now, tion." blamed the ones who were, $1,000 next semester to print got phone call one night by someone who had Wegner. I a Arts ALetters Senator Eric and those that were there yell- an additional two issues. found out that a book was published under his name while Larsen objected the phrase not len- he had done none of the work on it. I even talked with the to ed al the others for claimed she had done all the research on It. saying It was opinion and not ding any support. With The Yrllin'Rebel not woman who next She refused to push the matter because she didn't want fact. He was right in that it There were other in- printing for the four to make a slink Give mea break. You are either tcoward was expressed as an opinion, teresting things going on in weeks, the next few senate or a liar. And to ALL those involved in the matter, 1 don't regardless of whether or not it the E-Board this week, meetings won't be covered, bullshit political like being lied to or used as a toy for your was fact. I believe it was. though. but a recap will be in the first games. That includes Mr. Ray Sleekier himself, as well as Still, the phrase was taken The Executive Board issue back on Jan. 28. In the who kind to to me all those higher-ups were so talk out of the record on a deci- revued the position of OPI meanwhile, if you have any teeth, John and Tom. through their sion of the chair, Gus Director Janu Tomcll. Gus questions on what's going on CSUN, you guys really belong in the daycue center. Me Varona, who signs the agen- Varona believed her stipend in the CSUN senate, or would too. But mostly you. SeanKelleher, who tried toohard not das, but must of missed that should be lowered from $150 like to talk about any thing to have another "year that wasn't" got Justthat. I've got to hand it to you, Sean, you are a model politician, which particular phrase this time a month to $100. He wanted you would like to see done in Is why you got a year that isn't. You can't play u many around. $75, but decided to opt for student affairs just call sides against each other as you do and expect no repercu- The senate meeting was $100 ora 15 credit fee-waiver. 739-3478. sions. dull in comparison with the Tom Muir supported the mo- Sam Lleberman, I agree with what Tom laid in the last Executive Board's meeting. tion and Sean Kelleher the After all, that's what I get E-board meeting. Besides the usual names of CSUN president voted paid for. As for the E-board meeting on Monday the 9th. You guys are going to be running the country in a few years? be trying just too hard. I Reagan and Gorbechev get along better than you. and they Letters to the Editor believe it is time for CSUN to use fewer four letter words. But then they don't speak each take a pott of just how many to to The others' language and you guys only used one four letter Letters the editor should be addressed Yellin' students tune into their own word The I believe call It. Rebel, 4505 South Maryland Park way. lv* Vet™. Nevada ttptfon. 1 believe, and am anyway. F-wort tha* must b*mby 5:00 pim. on sorry you disagree, Sean. 89154, care of the editor. They most likely not the only stu- I'm it them early or mop them at Maybe it is jut ma, maybe the name of my column Friday afternoon, so mail off dent, that ATIWK should play the Moyer Student Union. should be A Thumb Up My Ass and A Chip On My our office on the third floorof a wider variety of new music. at Shoulder Instead of what it is. Maybe I am a bit jaded and The students UNLV pessimistic when It comes to looking at CSUN. Maybe I itself doesn't even know how need an introduction to new Levi's 501 am. So what. All wet to present the news to the music since most are ac- At least I can see where you students are coming from, community, and when it customed to the repetitive Shrink to Fit because I'm one or you. I don't give a crap what happens does, it is simply not com- sludge on other local stations. It really is hard to when you know plete. Hovrf do you expect to It seems that the produc- on campus sometimes. I have juitread two articles $14.95 that instead of having a well-run event run by a competent in n» Yellin' Rebet sports get community involved in tion manager is suiting his person, CSUN is going to take some hot-shot bigmouth dated Nov. 19regar- UNLV Swimming while your own needs and not his across from LJNLV behind CarlosMurphy's section donot even know how listeners. I believe it is time to who can do nothing but talk, and put him or her in charge. ding to the Olympic caliber writers M-S 10:30-6:00pm Festival with to spell the name of most get the big egos of Ken Jor- Cues In point. The 111-rated Holiday auc- swim team of UNLV. I was the 4700 S. Maryland tion et al. Instead giving this project to people who get pleased to sec more In- respected and educated dan and Romney Smith off of very you 798-6270 the job done, they went and made Mike Ashelman head of terest toward UNLV swimm- coach. Please when do it the air. KUNV seems to be a the committee. Mike Ashelman. The guy who ran for ing in the college paper for again, do it right. very large ego trip for these editor on the sole platform that his mom was a journalist the first time. two DJs who aren't as world and he had been around newspapers all his life. A guy who However, the two articles Sincerely, famous as they think. I would KEG BEER tripped on a twig and nearly lost his leg. seem to conflict each other in A concerned fan like to meet the person who LARGE LOWEN $40 gave $43 Mike talkedbig. Mike said he had loads of stuff to have terms of the ideas of the the 'World famous LARGE MICH auctioned off at the festival. Mike showed up with a writers and the way they have Rocket' his nickname. Most LARGE STROHS $33 broken bottle and thirty extra-large nightgowns. Mike, a positioned themselves on the Tuned out likely it was Ken Jordan. LARGE MILLER J35 member ofROTC, also said he was going to bring in a big issue uf >peclator participa- LAHCI BUD $39 For a college radio station ol' box of canned food for the poor on Thanksgiving, tion for the UNLV swim Signed LARGE OLD MIL $24 be an HALLOWEEN • another project he was given charge of. Mike, those poor meets. The article in the very that iries so hard to Walter T.Brine! SPECIAL ORANGE RED alternative, KUNV seems to COLOR BEER • people are still waiting for that food you promised. back page seems to complain BLUE GREEN Isn't itmat that ROTC has great publicity boosters like about the disinterest of the LOWEST KEG PRICES & DEPOSITS Mike, Tony Holm (no longer in ROTO and John Fail? community while mentioning IN NEVADA chair Gemonte' Jewelers, Ltd. The last two were a senator and a board-department of the pep band of New Mex- Beer Bars Sold, Bought & Rented respectively, both did the same for their respective posi- ico State's show and support providing you with a mountain of Genutones tions as the iceberg did for the Titanic. to their athletes. HOME BAR SUPPLY and other fine jewelry gift ideas 2013 E. CHIRLESTON BLVD.. 362 645» Enough of this ragging on others. Look al me. I manag- The second article which ed to alienate nearly all of SUIT to the point where they all presents the rendu of the KOCKYKEN, KING OF KEOS quit Bruce, Allan, Gerard, Jason and a miasma of others, swim meet, Bounds like the all I can say Is "Pplllltmphtr writer (herself) was bored and $20" Gift Certificate have ragged Tothe rot of you students on campus who I stayed at the meet for thefirst toward the purchase ofany watch i I just really wanted to get some wild and One testwhere only on all semester, sorry, couple events missed mod Mi* endk carii aectvMd I stuff going. Actually.it was quite fun. . both in action and in (her) ar- certißcttc per inter- I ciutonw jHHOL- Bob, thanks for all those exclusive important 10-31-aj »*** scora Ok, and great ticle the more and (oodthni Mittion youknowthe views you gave us when we needed them. Next time we'll interesting of the Ct more events Jewelers, r ICheckOne) try 10 Just writeabout the good stuff like you want. meet. 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the Yelttrt , Rebel 6 Entertainment much goingon Theater Arts Department: Gallinger feels 'not the year of plays in review with reference to art' on campus and of the au- some as being tasteless bytrinasUvey ferent section as being big event- art exhibit of Pharol* video was also us- yet by others by Zollinger now some photography~and, b< ■ pretty dience. A tort In- speakers from the field (as Rameses the Second. numerous. truthfully, It wu kind or it up Each year the Theater Arts ed. Actor's Nightman was «dlB some of the artists) And I think 111 wrap variety The use of a multiform An Well, as far as I could tell teresting. student sum- Department selects a a spoof on plays within a on to be pretty and the film Hiroshima with some productions to be acted for style and the realistic there was not much going Pottery seems marles... of play. The play was about a art popular. Am Rimtmbertd will accompany students and community. dialogue, often strong on with reference to at The Fine "Sarcastically? The fill the stranger who was thrust reflecting pool Gallery, as well is the display the highly publicized na- language left a lasting impres- scenes UNLV. But a pond." stage toact out various did go in the fine arts cases around the art depart- tionally touring show. This semester's selection sion on its audience. of plays. (by is hop- "I just cut . structurt An- end of September from a number building). It's dedicated to ment, are showing the Huff. The art department includes NASHional At the controversial, some field board for mypaintingclass; 1 Sister Mary Ignatius Anlhim was per- Although not peace, all people, And It looks pretty nice. ing to organize them, NASHional piece was "to benefit to Angeles, San cut all my angles wrong, they Explains It All For You with formed by a professional this one-act as a place to reflect." And But, one exhibit that seems trips Los have to hilarious to some and a Francisco and Salt Lake City, are not squared, and I An Actor's Nightmare, and touring company which in- what can I say...it's the most to get some notice is the out- nightmare to others. ta order to vi.it the Egyptian go do It all over a^in." Tarchbearers. cluded four cast members and incredible development since door artwork. If you are in However, it was no morea to The first play of the ending a pianist. This musical revue pro- the new registration system, the area, it i> kind ofhard poems and nightmare than the last gained I mean, a paper weav- semester was not part of the was based on the The indeed, it has already miss. department's Nash. duction of the semester. fish ing covered a pretty good size Theater songs of Ogden Torchbearers a nickname, "the scheduled productions. It was followed up by the Torchbearers. pond"-so, it has to be of lawn (Between the Fine Arts is a classic American comedy a AlUOne, a play produced Sister Mary Ig- earth shattering importance. Building and Grant Hall) for Beserker Base: controversial spoofs the little theater by the Raw Art Company, natius Explains It AH For that But, other things have been three days. But there is accompanying movement of the 1920'!. The going was wriilen by John Albrechl You and it's of done here. Various displays always something on- Actor's Nightmare. play's eccentric collection pain- reading who is a student. Moreover, piece An delighted au- are constantly shown in the sculptures, pottery, book worth actors but one are characters has The tings, that thing. all of the the past, but not in galleries on campus. sort of Early into its production diences in student Some guest speakers have students. The only nve Grant Gallery holds In the new genre of ex- Sater Mary was banned by the present. of the more made an appearance here this bykevinklrk With FriendsLike These by were given to Ellis exhibits, one perimental theater, the piece Bishop McFarland for its reviews memorable of which was a semester. Most notably, a Connie Willis is a master- rendering of Catholic Pryce Jones for his costume Robert about two people used many various art forms. critical male dedicated to nuclear contemporary artist, Beserker Base Iβ an in- piece, was one of teachings. This award- and scenic designs. are scheduled for desperately trying to save an This type of play department has disarmament. So the com- lrwin. More credibly good book set in the Along winning satirical play on The theater ments being Fred obnoxious race from the the first for UNLV. successes behind them about Las Vegas the future. future galajy of with dancing and parochial education was many wasteland...well, Upcoming events include a machines machines. One of the best. traditional and although not all of their a cultural Saberhagen where acting, the theme of lonliness originally played last semester they are just not true. nuclear disarmament show in Beserkers, hunt Itself Surprised by. the im- selections proved as much of death, the in the play was projected by and its controversy continued Around the art department the Natural History Museum to destroy all life. mortal Roger Zelazny is this semester; there's always stars paintings projected on three to add to it. there is usually an exhibit of at the end of January. I get While Saberhagen has another 'best' that adds some perceived by next semester. screens each facing a dif- The play was some sort going on. Right the impression this is going to many books in his Beserker small hope for humanity. more moving saga, this one is different In You cannot get that many top authors have than this, although been invited to create stories Deathwomb, by the great certainly major has high opinion of UNLV set in Saberhagen's universe. Poul Anderson, Hotel Saberhagen has a short nar- tried. It is more than one peo- Ok. I'd really like to ty- ple's monstrous effort against pretty tape. Maybe go the moun- Bowl or whereever they hap- Lori: rative story between each, gallinger of UNLV seems to be to color. one of the Beserkers and it's by lori tains once in a while, pen to be. know your favorite ing the stories together high. D».ld: Probably blue. It'i brilliantly. an even match. Almost. DavM: like It. The one thing Charleston-or in the summer Lori: And do you like It NMK David Sackin 1 changed though. It was red stories themselves arc Pilots of the Twilight, by II don't really like is how the I go to the lake a lot. there? The little lighter, Ag*: 19 ' Waterskling? money is pretty for a while. vibrant and alive, pitting man Ed Bryant, is a attendance policy is part of Lori: David: The reminding one the M>)ur: Hotel Administration > Just go there tohave a good for of work against machine in the at first of your grade. Because 1 fed David: the amount in Star Wars. Far Stilus: Second semester y good time, meet some people, I do. ' Lori: And why do you like ultimate confrontation, bar scene »that if you're a student who's pure comedy, the well- freshman education, get atan, dosome swimming. Lori: Do you plan to make a blue? sometimes including whole from Ppaying for that easy to dress setting is written setting is a perfect able to get Lori: Oh, have you noticed career out of this-or is it just DavM: Blue is races. Saberhagen's Lori: Ok, ok...where are you that you should be blue and author's the balance to the pure drama II what you put In. that there are now two clocks job right now? to-blue and black, the ultimate, the originally? °out of it just a really found elsewhere. from penalized on campus that say the same David: I eventually want lo grey, blue and white. I best. All of the stories are most Here. I didn't You1 should not be a Finally, we have another David: other time? manage my own business or can't say why. I like purple good, something you almost graduate high school from for something than Larry Niven, with his f you're missing that day. DavW: No, I've noticed that some larg* corporation. lot too. never encounter. Get this great, 16of my > what Falls that will here, but I've spent graded on the there's been a (at of varia- Possibly a hotel. If 1 May in- Lori: A bright kind of pur- book. A Teardrop year! here. ' You should In you warmed and angry. 19 required that tions y'know, from Ihe on« terested. pM Saberhagen's narratives leave where didyou go to information No, the dirk, •«•! show, It winds, Lori: So I outside to the y»" DnUt kind of threaten to the Revenge. Powerful. youcan give back. And, 1 just •»•« » nl" deepw pwpte. Prlnee'i Pw but Ml**! UKUMCItu high school? 1 MSU. but 1 really never own bu.lne«M UW Montana. think it's an unfair policy, pie Rajn. definitely hold their own. The ; rative, a moving piece that David: Olendive. paving though about it. Lori: And did you like it especially since you're David: Probably a music Lori: Are there any other first is Stephen R. will leave you feeling so see where they Lori: But you know it is in- there? for it. I don't at UNLV. It business. I like music a lot. I comments you would really Donaldson's What Makes Us I g00d... the right to grade you deed a crisis here David: Not nearly as much as I have activities like knowing all the old quali- like to share? Human, about a race's first Beserker Base is an overslz- according to your attendance. is. But whal other D»vld: another here. ' you like to do, hobbies, ty music, as well as the new. Um. I guess encounter with a dread l ed paperback that sells for Especially since a lot of peo- do like rock, thing I could say is about the Lori: So you enjoy Las that kind of thing? Lori: So do you Beserker. Perhaps the I 56.93, and you can get It ple work late. And or what? parking attendant policy, in the collec- anywhere. Do so. Immediate- Vegas? you're David: I play the guitar and I jazz weakest story ■ sometimes, you know, not so hired : good, David: That's why 1 came play raquetball occasionally. DavM: Definitely rock, where they an extra tion, it is still great, and that ly. A book this with so just too tired lo climb up the heavy metal. Basic policeman' give out more rarity back to go to college. I go work out and use the much to should give you some idea i many good stories is a And why do you think stairs. fraternity par- rock, like the Beatles, maybe tickets. I thought that was just how good the others are. . today. , Lori: Well, have you run into iacuzzi. I go to you like it? Lori: singles some Southern rack, Uke ZZ kind of ridiculous when they • lot 0f... ties and like the weather, I this problem to Top. Led ZcopUn Is a classic. can't maintain the DavM: 1 English, yea. I'd ban...»Batcver happens ■ the activities-Jus! the David: Iβ telephones. The university is like It's had an effect on my turnup. nine months of summer here. say bdong to a Lori: But, among the new here to serve the students, grade. Clan work I would've Lori: Do you extra Lori: 1 see. So why did you fraternity? bands who do you Uke? and that work force C Buyonedonut had a B on, but because of 'q. chose hotelas your major? DavM: No, 1 was aaked to could do something that my absences this semester, . would benefit the students- J- get the second *% David: I came down here to pledge by SAE, but I'm too DavM: Out of the newbands, free! it's down to•D. get into business management It's hard enough just : out of Ihe new people thal've their safety, for instance. e Lori: Really? But on to busy. all I have to and 1 heard a lot about our going lo and working - come out I'd say, Prince. He And that's about other peo- something dae. How do you school but I wa« say. hotel college from trying to keep up. isn't really my style, ple that graduated from rdax? really impressed by him. 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favortie by of tea, then chances are you LPs. The Record Gallery also does. To sell records. find posters of your romney smith stars there. would do well to *isit the orders hard to find CDs and The Record Gallery wants '30s and '60s When you enter J-Mar, it's Ron Zayas Ever wonder where you can Record Gallery, located on cassettes. to sell records, but they are rattles pick up those hard find Maryland at the corner of The Record Gallery also not out for blood. Shabansky a good possibility that a man to in hand, or records like the new W.A.S.P Flamingo. The store's owner, sponsors a radio program says he would rather have 100 with a Budwiser be sorting com- picture disk or the latest im- Barry Shabansky, is an enor- every Tuesday night on people spend SI, than one close by, will on about the fan and a record KUNV at midnight. The person spending ics on the floor or moving port from Jesus and Mary mous Beatle $100. stacks of records. Chain? Maybe you'd rather collector. Rock Gallery. The show Farther down Maryland, around tall find some vintage He tells me his store is all features two hours of Metal just past Sahara, is J-Mar That would be Jim. The lady Elvis would be holiday season records, but you don't know about specialty and hard to music you absolutely will not records. J-Mar's specialty is at the cash register where to look. find records. The Record hear anywhere else. The show '50s and '60s music. They his wife, Mary. For those of you who Well, there is no one place Gallery will special order plays many unrcleased tracks have a wide selection of anybody, even and most of them are Motown and other vintage prefer Reggae music, there is by zcyas to look, but there are four anything for ron specialty stores The Gallery cur- available at this store. albums, cassettes, 43s and Carribean Life Styles located in Las Vegas me. Record This is not that can surely help you. rently has an uncanny X-Men While in the store, I notic- β-tracks. This bas got to be at 640 Main. one Before I start out this week want to apologize to Victor to find. It is behind I The Record Exchange, LP on order for me. The ed the Record Gallery's logo one of only places in town easy Teach, last week's guest columnist who correctly answered also has get β-tracks. Larry's Furniture, kind of test located on Twain, near the Record Gallery the is a pentagram variation-a that you can my trivia firs! (okay, so he was the only one). In the of Heavy known sign of the devil. J-Mar also buys and sells us- hidden away from plain sight. to corner of Maryland Parkway, largest selection I paper his byline must have fallen off on the way the Southern Nevada. asked Shabanski what the ed records, tapes, books This store features Carribean printers. Thanks for writing is the only alternative record Metal in in. P.S.-Where can I reach Gallery also significance of the pentagram (hard cover and paper back) records as well as Carribean your daughters? store in Las Vegas. The The Record and related ac- owner has a large selection of but- star is in Heavy Metal and as and comic books. clothes store's Wayne Coyner cessories. says his store specializes in posters and rock his store's logo. He explained Yes, folks, this place is the Tis the season to be jolly and in keeping with that spirit tons, New Age music. It has been paraphilnalia that you can't to me that as far as he is con- coolest, you could spend your let'stry and be cheerful. We all have our problems but let's Shaban- whole devil-metal whole day off in there easy The store's owner is recor- at open for five years. find anywhere else. cerned, the try put them aside forone week try and look the positive he prides connection is just a marketing just looking around at all the ding artist Stan Rankint. things us. you will. New Age music is the latest sky told me that arounds The silver lining if label for past himself the fact that his tool that is obviously work- cool stuff they have. Their Rankint also has a radio show For example, isn't a positive sigh that Reagan and what in the has on it been called New Wave, New store offers more for less, ing. He has itas a logo for the prices on comics are the on KUNV 91 FM, called Reg- Gorbachev were able to put aside their differences long Shabansky's Record same reasons Motley Crue cheapest in town and you can gae Happenings. enough to talk to other? Hell, even though they got Music and even Punk. I asked each Gallery, just like Record Ex- nothing done, least they didn't decide they were old and Coyner why he thinks people at call this music New Age and change, buys and sells used going to dieanyway so screw disarmament. was, records. have a I that if was 74 or so I would want take the his reply "They have to Both stores know I to call high standard as far as what Heart comes to LVCC / it something." world down-// die, everyone dies... or not and Raised On can thankful year saw raising of millions Coyner explains it is not records they will will by steve evenson prising. We be this the Shabansky told me he Their first LP, Dreamboat You -the featured singles. of dollars by artists to feed the hungry, help stop aparthied the artist or the fans who call buy. would buy any ecord that inception in Annie contained the bands The critically acclaimed and help the farmers. We can also be thankful there are no this music New Age. It is not Since their mainly he would not play on his own has sold over 15 first hits, and album was more worthy causes and therefore no more chances to hear music writers and 1976, Heart critics. stereo. million albums worldwide. . The album was the group's sixth effort and Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen croon for humanity. Coyner says his top sellers The Record Gallery has What with chart-toppers such one of the most powerful contained hits like CUy's Bur- Let's be thankful that this year some of the poverty- and the progressive The • right now are Slaughter Joe, been open for three years. as Crazy On You, Magic debut records in music ning stricken nations in Africa are expecting a grain surplus Situation. In 1983 the band Misfits, ' Camper Van The store originally opened Man, Dog the Butterfly history, it sold over six thanks in part to a massive relief effort by thepeople ofthe and which Beethoven and the 'on Decatur, but in September and their current smash What million copies. released world-just as McDonalds sold another two billion Dead featured How Can I Milkmen, among others. '84, the store moved to its About Love. Heart has The next two efforts went Refuse burgers-God Bless America. platinum as well. Little and Allies. The groups latest year history brought about stricter Coyner explains his store is current location. Shabansky become one of America's best The worst aviation in business is much better yielded the hit Bar- album, and their first for air traffic regulations by the FAA. As the director of the all about alternative music, says loved rock bands. Queen at the new location. All Led by vocalist Ann racuda and Magazine put out Capital Records, is titled Federal Avaition Administration so eloquently put it, "A independent music, label produc- records, imports and any and UNLV students receive a 10 Wilson, Heart features the the hits Heartless and Heart and so far has PATCO a PATCO my kingdom for a What About member, member, percent on most guitar keyboards of Nan- Without You. ed the songs member". all new music releases. discount' and Sever, PATCO asked why the items for sale in the Record cy Wilson, guitarist Howard The fourth album was Dog Love and as chart year we thankfully saw the of quality televi- I Coyner This return Record Exchange is what it is. Gallery. Leese, bassist and Butterfly, this went singles. sion that-surprise-wasn't necessarily onPBS. NBC made brings their According to Coyner, "Peo- Shabansky says his top and drummer Denn; Car- platinum as well as marked The group Thursday a night for television with great sit-coms and to the Las Vegas Con- ple want a counter culture, sellers are 5.0.D., Celtic massi. At the time of the the entrance of as a show dramas. Dr. Cosby made life thru rose-colored glasses sight of a part of the songwriting team. vention Center Dec. 13, at 8 and some hoped for the death of the Aaron it's needed. So I offer it. I've Frost, Mega Death and Iron debut album, the hilarious, Maiden's LP. The store's fronted by two sisters The LP's title track and the p.m. Tickets are available at SpeUing reign of television. always liked new music, but I new group like lots of other kinds of top special orders last month was somewhat new to the song went to the Oarehimes Music Plus, Vess- goes where also The sad part is, that ifLove Boat off the air, Boyr. Killing world. The fact they top of the charts. The Bebe ly Music, both locations of Barbi a job? music. I don't want to be put were Beastie music will Benton get Joke Imports and, believe it wrote the majority of their Le Strange record came next the Las Vegas Athletic Club This year the FBI reported a drop in most major violent in any one bag." . at Coyner or not, old Frank Sinatra material was even more sur- with the Heart standards and the door. due to the dropping a I asked if New crimes. Part of that may have been Music become Top 40 by the Philidelphia Police were to bomb on a nelahborhood over night, wouldthe Record Department. It may not nave cut down on actual crimes Exchange still be around. but it cut down reported crimes, decent committed, on explained, '' When A SPIELBERG citizens were too scared callthe police and risk losing the Coyner STEVEN to New Music becomes Top 40, FILM homestead. happened, it tends On a sad note, Rock Hudson died but even up to his and it has to lose Us integrity no matter death he leant dignity to every dying breath. His death also having to see a National En- how boring the music scene brought the relief of never gets, there will always be so- National Enquirer) cover with fluimtformally the Greek meone doing something "Is Rock Dead?" splattered across the front page. will listen to picked this year to creative that I A little closer to home, Paul Laxalt and the Record Exchange will newspaers and to retire from cam- sue the Sacramento Bee cany going Paul, would have wanted it." paign life. Good Howard The Record Exchange also it that way. carries local like Alec Wilk. „Hikiwl'nA'WuiiincjSMv managed to gain possesion music ■ At UNLV, President Maxson legendary of an engineering M.I.A- and the of the Silver Bowl, start construction Cowboy. The store Tribe of Israel, while parting the Stardust schooland find the Lost carries import magazines mean Harvey Hyde's budget, either). also Red Sea (and I don't t-shirts. It's about life It's about low It's about us. another year without being dissolved, and CSUN survived On July 22, two summers hallelujah. It all its allotted funds in three months, spent ago the Record Exchange presented the Gun Club in course, so did The Yellin , Rebel, UNLV'sonly And of concert, with special guest newspaper. Can you say S-T-I-P-E-N-D? Nice student The Tenth Try. This was the underground "My oppo- most successful '"This wu the year that the words, esteemed memory. CSUN Homecoming Elec- concert in recent nent, the whore" came into the Old manage raise money for CSUN The show's location. tions The cat fight did to Vegas, surely had something levied against the candidates-thanks, In the form of fines to do with the show's success. Maria De Soma, you can pick up your dollarany girls. To The Record Exchange Camper Van The quality presented B^f^! M 1 if I uli^^BMTfliiiiTtf I * KUNV managed to have a pretty good year. last Fri- ft til n the air gottheir Beethoven in concert of the sound Improved and the people on inside diestore. I bB 111 fill TltiiIlTtlillf ■ w i^^l that the free memberships day, Dec. 6 act together. I never thought asked Coyner how many peo- Club ever make that much they got to the Athletic would ple he expected for the show of a difference. Can you say trade-out? said seven. 1then something to to keep and Coyner Well, now that we have remember asked how many people he us cheery, try and have a good holiday season. Reniember, good ole Ron Z. hits thought would fitin the store Ronmas U coming up and this year said five. hit puberty... and Coyner the big 19. If only I would Well, Coyner's estimate a final If you want to stay cheery, don't Also, on note. was modest indeed. CVB had my Back, anda Hinge on my Jaw, that kid read Ahand in 50 people and was a great suc- has such t giant chip on his shoulder that he always Well, happy holidays from Mt. Kinko's... cess. depresses me. If Heavy Metal is your cup

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Dtctmbtr 10, I9SS mrtili*, »w Campus Life 8 Services and happenings or campus Honeywell offers health Valley with more than 870 corners pieces to celebrate the spirit ■ four lot i public ching through dark holidays such ai members on its roll. Organiz- Food drive libraries around of the clinics fot rce immunization. student interships and closets in Humperdinck's Dream Pan- Recen of ed in 1984, the group has the world. among grown steadily. "Most people discovered works tomine from "Hansel and measles i , rubella Newly Prokofiev's Over- .allegesiudenu come because there just isn't The Hotel Association need transcribing into Greial," unvaodni j It lakes a little over seven another 1984 Futurist winner usually Hebrew Themes, and on .ampuses have anywhere else to turn for in- to hobby from the University of modern notation before ture on Easte i minutes speak 750 words Brent Sherwood. "My from Handel's caused in* concern that formation, and with the and, when typing at 35 words reading and writing about Nevada, Las Vegas will be publication. Once in hand, selections is Messiah, featuring soprano anepideir : lpuU occur here. group they can get it first per minute, only 20 minutes science fiction, and the con- conducting its annual holiday however, the music from past said current president Suzanne Hart and the Desert Despite tl availability of a hand/' to print them out. While it test gave me an opportunity food drive from December 9 ages can be played with Sandy Frunzi, fee financial Chorale, directed by Nancy safe, el vaccine, a may take a bit longer to to put down all of the wild through the 13 in the Mover authenticity on modern continues to planner. Student Union. of early in- Musgrovc. epidemic i develop the ideas behind the ideas that I've had for quite reproductions are occur States- IBM groups across the All proceeds whether in the struments. Season subscriptions in ie Lnited words, the time it takes to some time. I thought it was : children are encouraged by performs available at $60, S5O and 535 not amoi country write three 500- to 750-word fun." Sherwood is a graduate form of non-perishable The collegium vaccinated, IBM, which has a user group foods, toys or money dona- at UNLV, and has for six concerts. Single tickets who have been essays will earn $10,000 for aerospace engineer student at regularly at $12. $10 but and support staff and officially tions will be given to the toured Nevada under a grant are priced $13.50, amor adolescents some U.S. college student. the University of Maryland. $7. Discounts are young * havc never recognizes about 750 IBM needy people of Las Vegas! from the Nevada State Coun- and aduli l ho Why not you? Students are asked to leap available for groupd of 20 or MMR vaccine, or computer user groups. As a non-profit organiza- cil of the Arts. received the Honeywell will award this ahead 25 years and write not more. For more information who were ua-maied 15 or Mike Higgs, a member of sum to the grand-prize winner essays predicting tion which does 739-3420. IBM's support discriminate, we sincerely call more yean ago. user group of its fourth annual Futurist* developments in two of six ask recently staff, recently took time for your cooperation in an- Hazardous waste Vaccination, more out Awards Competition. Nine technological areas: elec- nouncing called iinmunizalion to from the Comdex convention other winners will each win communications, and promoting this the visit with the members of tronic charitable cause over the air. hazardous- Lockers expire describe the response of to $2,000 and all 10 winners will energy, arcospace, computer The problem of system the Las Vegas user group. Your efforts and interest are waste management will be the body's immune to be offered a paid summer in- science, manufacturing obtained at "We feel it's important to greatly appreciated. Thank focus of a nationally produc- Fall semester lockers will ex- vaccine, can be ternship with the high-lech automation or office automa- Clinics at 625 stay in touch with our user you for your time and ed teleconference Dec. 12, pire on Dec. 13. If you are Health Disirici company. Honeywell is in- tion. A third essay must ad- school, please Shadow Lane, Las Vegas; at groups, we get a lot of feed- viting all full-time college dress the societal impact of cooperation. 7:30 a.m. to 2 p.m., at leaving remove and contents as they will not 201 Lead Sireet in Hender- back about our product, students put the technological predictions. UNLV. The Hazardous be suggestions passed to their creative held. If you are going to son; at Civic Center Drive in many are and writing skills to test and Completed essays must be Waste Management at on to the development Wassail carols Teleconference will be coor- renew for the spring semester, North Las Vegas ot the try for the prizes. postmarked no later' than the same locker will be re- clinic at McCarran Interna- branch," said Higgs. Timothy Hanks, a 1984 Dec. 31, 1985. The Futurist dinated by UNLV's Division IBM also maintains of Continuing Education. assigned. However, you will tional Airport an Futurist winner, learned of Contest is open only to full- UNLV's Collegium needed electronic bulletin board present The program, which will need to stop at Equipment Appointment are the contest one week in ad- time undergraduate and Musicum will its an- only clinic. system for IBM users, where nual Wassail Concert Dec. 10 originate from Oklahoma Room No. 2 with spring the airport vance of the deadline. "I graduate students. In show their self-help articles and general at State University and be aired registration or validated spr- Students who wrote all three essays in six . January, a panel of top 8 p.m. in the Alia Ham to information is An> at more than 60 sites ing ID. If you want a refund matriculation cards the computer hours," Hanks said. Hanks Honeywell scientists and Fine Black Box Theatre. clinic avoid available free of charge. This year's program in- throughout the country, has of your locker deposit, you receptionist can entered the Futurist contest engineers willjudge the essays been designed for plant must bring the beige lock charge for their immuniza- Higgs, who visits many because he was a "poor and on the basis of creativity, cludes traditional and lesser- computer each known music for the holiday managers and supervisors, deposit receipt to the equip- tion. groups year, starving student" but really feasibility, clarity of expres- of the answering questions «nd talk- season. It will conclude with engineers, environmentalists ment room. Norefund will be Persons with any had no expectations of winn- sion and legibility. Christmas caroling and government employees issued without this receipt. following should not take ing about new products, said ing $2,000. Hanks is a around a communicating bowl of hoi Wassail punch. involved with hazardous these vaccines without first people are by graduate organomatallic Winners will be announced computer more, Admission is $3, or SI with waste issues. checking with a doctor: more and chemistry student at Montana in early February, and each CSUN ID. For more infor- Among the issues to Senior classes anyone sick with something even from as far as Japan and State University. of the 10 winners willreceive be Australia. mation, call the UNLV music discussed at the conference more serious than a cold; "It only took me about six a two-day, all-expense-paid For information department at 739-3332. are the laws involved with anyone who had an allergic more days from start to finish to trip to Honeywell's head- UNLV offers tuiton-free to about the Las Vegas IBM-PC Under the direction of waste treatment and disposal, classes to senior citizens (62 reaction eating eggs that complete my essays," said quarters in Minneapolis. was so required user group, please call UNLV music professors a defination of hazardous years and older) during fall, serious it treatment; anyone 384-2400. Isabelle Emerson and material, and the prepara- spring, and mini-term ses- medical also supplies typewriters free Richard Soule, the Collegium tions necessary for shipment sions through with cancer, leukemia or lym- of charge to students. The the Senior phoma; anyone taking Musicum is composed of two and storage of waste Citizens Program. The Balletroblcs OPI student does need to supply student groups--the Early materials. medication that lowers the his-her own paper and correc- tuiton-free status extends on- body's to infection Music Consort and the Engineers Wayne C. ly to regular academic offer- resistance tion fluid-paper. Right now Madrigal are Turner and Richard E. such as cortisone, pordnisone Imagine an aerobic byjanu there is a limited amount of Singers-who ings, summer session and without the jarring tornel dedicated to the performance national presenters for continuing education or certain anticancer drugs; workout typewriters due to some of Webb, classes anyone the teleconference, are well- exempt. are or who had an allergic and jolting movements that them are also undergoing of medieval and Renaissance are Students also reaction to call- Need a job? known authorities in in- an antibiotic are more of a work-over than anyone music in the original style. required to pay related costs ed serloua that it a workout. If you ■ have If is interested in repairs. The typewriters are The first specializes In the dustrial energy and such as books and lab kcs. neomycin so becoming a notetaker in the located in the CSUN reQuired«ietHc»> treatment. dreamed of such an exercise offices. hazardous-waste manage- For details and registration Vacr■tnrt given by injection program; DallUiuUkwmay wind instruments of the be CSUN 8; """ ! period, including recorders, ment. information call 739-3631. very with more for you. offices. IHours a.m*" Final.; are effective 5 p.m. or call krummhorns and flutes. It For registration informa- Although the program has than 90 percent oT those who Conceived by UNLV dance to 739-3477. As the finals get closer, at for also employs stringed in- tion, call UNLV's Division of been in place UNLV get the shot having protection instructor Elizabeth Des- Secarily Shuttle not ia service students begin to worry about at publicity was blue for struments. The Madrigal Continuing Education several years, for life. biens, Balletrobics is an exer- Yes, that's right. The books essays and Singers perform works for 739-3394. stepped up during Fall Again, the vaccine is free to cise class that combines the security shuttle is not in scantrons for tests. Please to more ser- note that unaccompanied voices, Semester 1985 make students and the clinics are grace and flexibility of ballet vice right now due to repairs these are available of the tuiton- free of charge in the CSUN specializing in vocal style and Symphony seniors aware open Monday through Friday with the cardiovascular that are necessary. performance practices of the free courses. During fall each week. workout of traditional For those of you who have offices. period. This year's program registration more than 500 aerobics. The goal of this ex- no idea what the security called to in- New Ymt'i Ski Trip introduces the Collegium Music Director Virko Baley senior citizens perimental course, now being shuttle is, here is a brief The quireabout the program, and IBM-PC group UNLV Athletic Club Is Brass Ensemble under the opens the symphony's offered by UNLV's dance description. The security sponsoring nearly half of them enrolled a non-profit ski direction of Kurt Snyder. 1985-86 Subscription Season program for the first time, is shuttle is sponsored by trip to Lake Tahoe over at in courses at the university, Buying a computer is an ex- to the While the collegium usually Sunday, Dec. 13, 2 p.m. teach students that aerobic CSUN's Student Services as a New Year's holiday. A price Hall according to program coor- citing event for the whole fitness can us- Artemus Ham Concert be achieved by means of transportation from of $135 includes round trip' Renaissance and medieval with a program accenting the dinator Ann Alu. family, but learning to use ing graceful, simplified ballet the various parts on campus enroll turn transportation on luxury tour periods, this year's program holiday spirit. Senior citizens may one efficiently can that techniques to reshape, to the parking lots or other in course, provided space initial excitement into frustra- buses with VCRs, two nights also recognizes the 300th bir- The featured guest artist any redefine, and strengthen the buildings. The service begins accommodations at is available. can take tion and discouragement. the Holi- thdays of J.S. Bach and Laura Spitzer performs the Students body. promptly at 6 p.m. to 11 p.m. day Inn in Reno, Nv., lift Handel with Liszt Piano Concerto No. I. up to six credits without beirig In order to broaden their Georg Frederich Monday through Thursday. tickets to Mount Rose, performances of some of Two young don-pianists. formally admitted to the knowledge without investing . The which is of- course, If you need to be picked up, Heavenly Valley Ski Resorts, their musk. Claudine and Liza YbaUe, university. in expensive classes and fered also through UNLV's campus simply dial police and an incredible New Year's Medieval and Renaissance students of Spitzer's, make seminars, computer owners Division of Continuing 739-3668 and request the Eve party at have turned to each for Education, will the Holiday Inn music has enjoyed a strong their symphony debut perfor- Vaccinations other be taught shuttle. Usually the shuttle is Convention Center. with selections from help. Banding together to again in the spring enroll- revival In the last IS years as mance if parked directly in front of the The "Fun Bus" result of great deal of Saint-Saens' Carnival the form computer groups, ment is high enough, Des- leaves the a of library. If you are waiting, Mon.. Dec. 30 at 10p.m. and new research into old styles Animals. The program also Clark County public health members can share informa- biens said. please allow 10 minutes for returns Thurs., Jan. 2, at and practices. Most of the includes Wagner's Introduc- officials are encouraging tion in an informal setting each trip. 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Apartheid, this is one of larger protests that students decided to take up in the course of the semester. That's really funny because less than one year ago when we asked that infamous ques- While football was having its troubles with the tion '•What do you think should be done about PCAA. the VNL Vsoccer team led byPCAA MYP apartheid in South Africa'', we gotsuch fabulous Robby Ryerson was having its best season in its answers as "what", and "what is it?". short history. The team made it to the 2nd round Of the NCAA'sbefore being eliminated by UCLA in the second round. Fall A Review Semester In Pictures 1985

Carlos Lovato (93) seems to express the sentiment, of the whole VNL Vfootballstuff about their 5-5-1record for the '85 season-Hey -guys 5-5! isn't a losingseason and it does get you undisputed thirdplace, in the conference.right behind CSUF.

It'sabout time! Students finallygot to drive ona smoothed- over Harmon A venue. Oh yes! It finally got here the Increased security Vivisection also made an appearance on our cam- that students of UNL V were asking for. The only pus this semester. This seemed to be an issue problem with this was that, due to a lack offun- which did not get a lot ofattention on our cam- ding, they disappeared asfast asthey appeared on pus. the scene. m

Along withrepresenUlivei/rom California andNew York. Harry Reid made hisyearly tHitb oar illustrious campus.

photos bjr Your Yellin' R&el Photo Stiff Onetoodthlnithat did come of our Wfootball One of the most celebrated occassioiu of this campaltn mi Ike election ofKaren Hire as our semester was the JOIh aimtverstry of Hoover new Homecoming Queen. Dam. Aloiti with local dignlarles. Mickey Mouse ma there to help In the honorlnt of the Dam. Treasure All Thai's Left of Grandma Time with you. most The china cup that perches A precious gift. That once given ' so precariously on the third shelf of the hutch Worm wood II May not be altered. is all that's left of Grandma, But hangs suspended Like gemstone except her love. a Creative Arts Supplement Against the infinite. by martinii\ by leigh mccormkk

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her totally overwhelmed and her false It was their second pearance only resulted in been She flashed and this fleeing the gathering in tears was at present hospilalized eyelash* Christmas together heavy sedation). •t she was wilh one would be special; the when she saw that Juan and and under the Jian deeply He had seen Mr. Acevedo eyelids shining ir- small red velvet box he held in Inga were in love; this Her puiplc contained the disturbed the mother who weeping uncontrollably, tell- rUmXtl< his hand of him of how she had walk- the light. engagement ring. He had was genuinely fond ing In a always ed at eight months, decided that now was just as Carmen and had bow would become her smart she was in school, how She was dressed in while good a time as any; he would hoped she daughter-in-law. She had they spent Sunday afternoons • kind of n> fabric be graduating from the col- allowed her to mortuary soon then abandoned all hope and at the city zoo. It was this That barely lege of science matter and would take over the fami- decided to leave the part of the business thai gave breath*. the her ample chat ly busines. (His father was 'en las manos de Dios.' Juan most satisfaction; Rairiclii.i dying with cancer and wasn't "Carnivorous! C-a-r-n-i-v- preparing the dead with a lov- further word ing touch of silver sequins expected to live much longer.) -c>-γ-o-Iks, double score he knew the loved with bands all tiles, that would do had they the mostly-exposed She was the kind of woman and I used seven ones below her he thought he would never comes to a grand total of one task of readying the body for breasts. he meet; she wasn't the kind of hundred points!" flashed burial. He didn't think of a white smile and just • dead piece of She raised the delicate wine woman he despised, the a pearly corpse as garden variety female who brushed a lock of his curly meat as so many of his col- ■lass of relationships as black hair from his face. league* did, but treated it to her seldosilentscarlet lips thought trium- sinewy placental ropes of "Top that!" he said with a caring touch and Holding i! just so in her hand eternal commitment, she was phantly. unabiding respect. carefully groomed D-e-n-s-i-t-y,' dispUyiriK gluedon fashion remote, lacking in a certain "Density. Some people thought ii Gracefully, like a dancing She had made herrepairs womanly tenacity. He gave she placed the tiles deftly on strange that such a young, bear and accepted the from her stares the box to her. She pried it the board gaining eighty handsome and vigorous man and she rose from the table She reappeared seven minutes others open rather methodically, points to his hundred. would immerse himself in "no-one-can-tell-it's-not And floated toward the later As she made her way back to coolly retorted. ring. like a squirrel opening a nut. "Okay," she such a morbid profession, he a-diamond" powder room— her lipstick carefully re- her wine. "Pretty pretty stone, The phone rang. It was looked more like a movie star The run in her crimson stock- painted stone, Her other hand carefully 1 like it," her steel grey eyes Carlos. than a mortician. In high ings An entire vial of vending Yet whatever 1 thought scanning the ring as she con- "Hello, cousin." school they called him Mr. flicked carefully concealed by her machine perfume it mattered not a fleck of flaking mascara templated its brilliance. She "Listen, I have the perfect Freeze; although he was good silver shawl. apparently dabbed on For at that moment she and I not attractive woman; opportunity for a fantastic looking, most of the girls From her pink-tinted cheek delicate places was an to were the same in fact, people often and thoroughly stimulating thought of him as weird and Then quickly moved brush I was tempted to follow her And the run in her hose back no more-no less wondered what a handsome evening in the persons of two cringed at the thought of but decided to watch disguished now Just who had return- hairs women man like Juan saw in a lovely, long legged blondes, touching him; like Maria invisible her companion Instead. with a faint touch from her ed from her platinum wig. woman like Inga. say about 24, 23, and sooo Lopez who . once locked He saw my eyes fixed on him lipstick brush. to an empty table. The most striking physical wiUinf." herselfup in thegirls gym and but turned awav. thing about her however was "Why are you calling me took a three hour shower young, her stark while skin. To him here? I told you never to call • after Juan had stopped her When we were so young she was as beautiful as me here," Juan bristled. from taking a fall from the children's chapel, centered it Bolecelli's Venus. He was so "Aw, come on primo, risers during choir practice by correctly, and moved the Where have the summer days Waiting for that first enraptured by her alabaster don't be ■ party pooper. You catching her in his arms. The huge spray of white gladiolas ■one? Goodbye snowflakc... of playing in the sand And the crisp, cool air's skin thay he encouraged her must admit my offer sounds guys would tease him by to the lidc of the cuket. As Days of humming the funeral march Running blithely through the caress. to avoid the sun at all cost. tempting. I got a magnum he opened the lid of the cof- Childhood He would even arrange all champagne and..." as he walked by or by throw- fin, he heard a rustling sound rain... at Childhood, their dates after sunset to in- Click. Juan hung up. He ing themselves at this feet coming from the curtained Starting each new day Oh you've gone so fasti sure that she would not get walked back into the living feigning rigormortis. area behind the bier. It was dawn? burned; anyway he was not a room. Carlos however enjoyed a Carlos. Had we but known it would to day person and neither was "Is something wrong, kind of diplomatic immunity "God damn you, Carlos, Where has autumn gone be so Juan? You upset." as he took the typical juvenile put stay? We would've held it dearer... she; they preferred the theatre look out that cigar." up or darkened movie houses to "No, no. It's just that idiot inclination to spoof the pro- He had been drinking and When we kicked all those Tried to make it last. picnics, outings and other cousin of mine, Carlos. fession; telling stories of had a delayed reaction to leaves when You'd think a guy 29 years "stiffs sitting up, getting up, Juan's angry tone. "What's Touted marshmallows on a And spring, sweet spring. day-time affairs. Once 1 don' t ttlok... Always thebcsi. even now: she had visited her sister in old and about to Inherit a farting, belching." His tours the big deal, cousin, by maramis anyone around here Wore new shoes for school's When all things come back to Florida and returned lobster share of his uncle's business of the funeral home were think first day? wept and would have more important legendary. He would take the minds." life... red and blistered, he And our childhood not see her until her things on his mind other than guys to the mortuary aiicr Juan's face went blank and Winter came in happiness hearts can would in sing. skin regained Us normal those damn horses." school to have some fun his lips trembled. slapping around pallid hue. "Is he still going to the the guise of "Oh primo now I've gone do you like the every night?" corpses, placing noise makers and got you all upset. I'll put "Well, track bodies ring "Practically, and he's not in the mouths of the it out." Instead of stomping 7" air (ft "It's very beautiful, winning. Last week alone he and using the pump it out, he put the hot end in whispered, look- blew five hundred bucks." machine that pumped up his mouth and bit if off. ex- Juan," she giving ing off into the distance. "Oh wait a minute, my thin, sickly bodies tinguished it with his saliva * healthier ap- placed "Well, its just a small friend. If memory serves me them fuller, and gingerly the re- and make them maining half inside shirt avowal of this deep seated, correctly I recall a certain pearance) his overwhelming, omnipresent gentleman who spent a lot of blow. pocket. "There now, fire that rages in my soul," time and money on the It saddened him that so everything better," he mock- in lngi managed a slight smile many people, women par- ed Juan. He was extraor- as she tore his arm from her "Yeah, but thatwas before ticular, took this hands-off dinarily tad for a Columbian; shoulder In mock disgust; a I met my little filly." He gaz- attitude toward him. They he stood over six feet four soft wooshlng sound ed at her. They finished the could be ever so charmed by and hail a massive head with permeated the air as she rose game with Inga winning three his good looks and easy going a prominent brow ridge that from the luxuriously padded hundred fifteen to Juan's two manner, but the minute they gave him a primordial, sofa. hundred seventy six. After found out about his line of emmagnon appearance. His "Something to drink?" eating a light supper of work, they held him at arms thick bushy eye brows ran "Scotch rind water sounds salmon, set buacuits, and length; that was one of the together in one line across his good, you having anything?" fresh raspberries, they went things that he appreciated brow and bis thick muscular "Yes, a shot of brandy. 1 to bed, they didn't make love most about Inga; she wasn't limbs seemed too short forhis feel chilly." which wasn't unusual, they put off by the fact that he was huge body. "Well, 1 can fix that." He spent most of their time in an undertaker; she had work- "Really, cut, I'm sorry got up, went to the bar, and bed talking although from ed in a similar realm, at a about lad night." locked his arms around her time to time they did engage diner at the county morgue; "1 or all people should waist. She did feel rather cool In a minimum of sexual ac- so she was accustomed to a know that a man can to the touch. A familiar ex- tivity. certian amount of interaction change." citement coursed through his The snow-covered ground with the dead, although she ■■[think it quite admirable loins and he wanted to make emmiled a blue artic light that displayed a detachment thai such a fortunate man as love. suffused the entire room with toward her work so different yourself is wUHng to retire "Not now, Juan, you'll an eerie glow; the muffled than the complete dedication from such a distinguished spiU the drink." She handed sound of tires treking through of Juan. She planned to quit amorous career' u your it to him, hoping the im- snow could be heard outside; the following the fall, willing own." f mediate task of taking the Inga was asleep now. She to retire to the life of a Carlos looked around the glass into his hand would looked so still; as If she had housewife; children were not room. somehow squelch his passion. been under water for a long planned for at least five years "Look, Carlos, we've got a "Scrabble?" time. His eyes planed her now and she intended to busy day ahead. There's the "Okay, okay," he moaned body; the translucent skin spend her time pursuing her Rivera funeral at one and throwing his hands up in with iu delicate network of interests; painting, sculptur- you've got to embalm Mrs. despair. He was at times veins underneath was like ing, taxidermy. Burke in addition to picking greatful for Inga's cold marble; the rythmic move- The Acevedo girlwas ready up thole two bodies at nature and appeared amorous ment or bar rising and falling now. She looked like a little CedarhuntMemorial." as a kind of masculine obliga- chest relaxed him. He moved princess inside the tiny pink "1 know, 1 know." he laid tion, but this was not one of closer to her, straddling his silk coffin she was to lie in blandly. "Gee, luan you just them; he truly wanted to leg along hers; the contrast of state In the little folks cottage ain't no fun anymore." make love. "German girls his brown skin against the and was to be interred with Carlos mimicked hunching don't like sex," his Colum- whiteness delighted him. her favorite toy, a little his shoulders and throwing bian mother's words rang in The body of little Miranda brown bear. He placed the up his huge massive hands. his ears. "Won't give you lots Acevedo lay on the draining toy tenderly in the crook of for me love of perfect "Carlos, of babies." table a little doll, all her arm and marveled at how Godr Julin screamed. She was staunchly opposed for the quarter sited hole serene and at peace she look- "°k»y to their relationship from the atop her head hidden by ed. "You'll be okay now you win. I'm going, ne suit and had intentionally masses of shiny black, blood angel," he heard himself say. walked out of the room tried to undermine the union encrusted cub. She had He carefully brushed her whistling and bobbing, sur- on more than one occasion; fallen from theback porch of hair as to not expose thehole prisingly light !>j mostly by refering to Juan's an eight story high rise the that had been sealed with a hissiz, '"J""? night before; subdural flesh colored acrylic old girlfriends and at one plug. foyer, heBeforebeM«*Jl*«unied««"lj inviting his old hematoma internal After applying some final *° w tto* time, and looked at Ju*° w *? were Haled as the touches of rouge, ™>* e* girlfriend Carmen who still Needing he pushed sweeping UP "H* carried a torch for him, to his causes of death on the tag the coffin into the elevator. petals a champagne cork liny ail father's 70th birthday party. that hung from her toe. As he descended the slow into the trash. She hoped that the reunion The grief stricken father had quivering drone of organ would somehow rekindle the come in that morning to musk could be heard below. passion between them. make arrangements, (the wife Once downstairs, he pushed The girl's unexpected ap- could not attend as she had the portable bier to the Screaming dogs En streets of purple (lame; I know who I am Soulscry out for universal I know where I've been and oneness where I'm going Where Is the albatross If you are lost, I will help you that sings of Impending But don't make your doubt doom: seem like mine Upstairs Worm Wood In my closet II Mother! Mother! The dark hurts

From a Child's Scrapbook by high mccormick

The day I met Satchel, I'd Satch right off, which was being Satchel's friend. been playing on my front unusual because my buddy When we got orders to steps. I saw him walking up was what you might call transfer to another air base, I the street, hands plunged precocious. He was always knew I'd miss him. Even deep into the pockets of his doing the wrong thing, and (hough he always looked like baggy, faded jeans. He walk- frankly, I had my hands full socmthing the cat dragged in, ed right up to me and without keeping him out of trouble. and you could depend on him a drop of emotion said, "I I remember the day we getting into trouble, one way can hop on one foot." I look- took Satchel to the state park. or another, he was my friend ed at his beat-up tennis shoes, The scenery was breathtak- and I loved him. his old plaid shirt, and his dir- ing. We traveled the long win- The day came. Our fur- ty freckled face. Even clean, ding road over the tall wood- niture was packed and on its you still might call him or- ed mountains. Everyone was way to Texas. Mama had dinary with his kinda blonde silently lost in the beauty until waxed herself out of the kit- hair and his kinda blue eyes, I told daddy not to drive so chen door. It was time for but heck, he could hop on close to the cliff. Satchel was goodbyes. As Satchel walked one fool, and that was good hanging out of the window. away, hands deep in his enough for me. Satch made people nervous. pockets, he looked over his He and I became famous Mama still talks about the shoulder and without a drop friends. We went everywhere time we invited him to attend of emotion, he said, "I won't together. When Mama had to mass with us at the cathedral. be too far away." mail a letter or go shopping, It was a huge building and we she'd drag us along. We lived sat in the balcony over- It's been almost 30 years on an Air Force base, so looking the alter. We since I last saw Satchel. And everything ■ is just ■cvLTirntly knelt at the part of he was right. He never was minutes away. It's a small the mass when the priest far away. All these years' I've community so everyone gets elevates the wine and the carried him in my memory. to know everyone else. The host. The full church was Even now, I must admit he postmaster, the cashier at the never more still when my had a certain charm. I'd still 8.X., the box boy at the com- voice bounced of four walls. like to turn a corner and see missary always said "hi" to "Satchel, if you don't quit him walking up the street Satchel with a curious smile spitting on the congregation, toward me. on their faces. I guess he was I'm gonna belt you!" pretty funny looking. My brother's bones melted I know it's impossible now, Once we spent the whole and he .slithered into a puddle but then...it never occured to afternoon playing three- under the pew. My sister had me that I was the only one handed slapjack with my Un- the wide-eyed look of a deaf, who could see Satch. He was cle Jack Sanchez. He took to mule orphan. It wasn't easy my friend and I loved him.

and Tew other odds and and got down the small mat- carrying on for pages and minute and she sank back, Sindy slipped on her pan- about ready," Sindy said, a of tyhose and adjusted her light slipping the dress on over her ends in the silver bag. Site ching purse. Looking inside pagesm,, the thoughts relaxing luxioursly in the bub- the heels and 4/ she wanted to say tow- Sneezing several times pink body slip that clung head. She had put on her slipped into the purse, she found Si .20 in what bles, needed dabbed some cologne behind change, and half a pack of ing on freely, when she wrote, reminded her that she shapely to her body. makeup and now only hair up. Bob- her ears and on her Vrittt. breath mints. time dind't matter. mistakenly used the floral Downstairs she heard the to put her curly hated her hair to fall on She was ready to go now. Sindy remembered when Not only did she write to fragrance bubble b«h-the door open and Bobby's heavy by had given her for footsteps coming up the her face, preferring it to be Reaching for her keys on she had gotten the mints. her mother, but she also one Bobby looked at wrote to Becky and herbirthday. stairs. tucked up with combs. the nightstand, she That was the time she and For had to She Quickly shut the Valentine's Day one the letters she wrote earlier Bobby had goneto his sister's Elizabeth. Sindy gone remembered that day, she wailing were smell year given mat- day, unstamped, It was dmk in the room, wedding. They had stopped school with Becky, they awakening to the fresh bedroom door, then ran into he had her a tliat combs, up resting on the at a gro eery store first, practically sisters, they had of coffee and eggs benedict. the bathroom, grabbing the ching set of gold with to be mailed. She picked where she lay addressed to bed, the pink striped satin because Bobby had left the known each other for ages. Bobby had fixed a gourmet dress off the chair. tiny diamonds shaped into the one behind wedding card on the table. It She had only met Elizabeth breakfast and piled it on two No, she wasn't embarrass- flowers. It was these special Elizabeth and tossed it in the pillows jumbled up put misticaii. Il wouldn't matter head. Her eyes were clos- had been a wonderful party, just a fer months before she TV trays, adding a white ed for him to see her half combs that she her hair her away, arrived 18 her husband up with today. now even if Elizabeth could ed, but she wasn't sleeping. and they had danced all day. moved but in that short rose. Later, there dressed. He was Sindy bet- helium-filled and of three years—physically Fastening the tight, wide help herremember. It was too Only deciding. It was odd that she should time Fllzabth knew balloons, at restuaranl secrets. belt around her waist, Sindy late. Too late now. The window was open and remember going to the ter than anyone else. If that evening the there were no But two long-stemmed remembering gave Sindy went blew, causing grocery store that day. And anyone could remember why dozen red now, now after herself one last look in downstairs and a light breeze could out door. Bobby ruffled curtains to flap buying the mints. She didn't Sindy ever loved Bobby, roses were waiting for her. the good times, Sindy knew the mirror. She the front the to remembered her name, but was in the car, his luggage quietly. After a few minuted, remember much lately, oh, Elizabeth could. The flowers and the bubble she wouldn't be able look confident know- only part of what at Bobby without breaking she wasn't sure who she was. packed in the back seat and in she gotoff the bed and walk- who she was and where she Sindy felt bath were But there ing that after she had wrote he gave her that night. It had down in tears. She could remember the the trunk. ed to the closet, opening the lived, she knew. to were other things. the whole situation to been wonderful. She looked Bobby hated to see her cry, house, but she wasn't sure if Wordlessly (hey drove door and flipping on the light court arriving finally Like, did she ever love Elizabeth, Elizabeth could up at the large diamond- yelling that if that was the on- it was hers or not. And she the house, switch. Sindy had remember Bobby, precisely in time for their 3:30 it would be the Bobby? Why, she must have- solve her dilemma, and put sapphire cocktail ring resting ly way she could com- could decided that counter. handsome and strong Bobby, appointment with Judge Har- pink outfit. Afterall, though at one time anyway. But now everything back into perspec- on the bathroom municate, then he was better too late. Oh yes, she remembered off communicating with a but she wasn't sure of her risson. Meeting with the it was uncomfortable and it was hard for her to tive. If it wasn't (he time wasn't wasted that birthday. And then his child. Sindy tried to never let ever loving him, or his loving Judge in his chambers, they tight, it was Bobby's fvorite remember why. So, She musn't dwell on this. afterall. Even if Bobby had birthday, only eight days Bobby catch hercrying, not if her. Bravely she left the talked for almost an hour. dress. He had let her know first Bobby, then Sin- and time again. There was very little time left. telephoned twice, repriman- later. For him she had gold she could possibly help it. bathroom. Then, that time turned around, hearing dy, signed the papers. Sindy She have ding her each time for her ex- cuff links made, to wear with She heard him open the He took the silk dress knew she shouldn't suit, and spent all morning writing cessive hobby. his favorite white And, bedroom door, and she could her step behind him, anu The divorce complete off the padded hanger, and at approvingly. final, Sindy drove Bobby to chair. Next home to her mother and her Sindy stepped into the bath on the cuff links were his in- not explain, not even to smiled her draped it over a set look perfect. And the airport. She pulled up to rummaged through best girl firends. Sindy was tub, enjoying the burning itials, engraved and with herself, why her heart had "Oh, you she water surprised dress. Do you know that the correct terminal and idly several shoe boxes, until she great at letter writing, and sensation the hot gave diamonds. She had suddenly sped up and she was the cooled after a him early at work with several tense and scared. it is my favorite?' , he said to switched radio stations while found the right silver shoes. wrote often, wiht the letters to her skin. It -bunches of asters, in all col- "Sindy? Are you here?" her, still straightening his tie. Bobby engaged a sky cap to ors, and at dinner that night, Bobby called out, his strong Bobby was dressed in his get the luggage from the car. she had wrapped his present voice filling the room. "You white suit, wearing a pink When the car was empty, Time Crossed in his napkin, causing him to left the window open, after I shirt, knowing that Sindy Bobby stuck his head back in. jump when they fell into his told you about the possibility would be wearing her pink Sfndy could only look at him, to by leigh mccormick lap. He loved them. His ofa rain storm today? Where dress. His cuff links were on, not quite able remember, favorite wine, favorite cake, are you, anyway?" heasked, and the stones glimmered yet she knew she could never soft music-she remembered though he was speaking in the boldly in the light. forget. There's a place I would like to night, too. direction of the bathroom, Sindy noticed he had shut "I'll keep in touch, that ,, go. Why then was Sindy so where heknew good and well the window and wondered if alright? he asked. tears Tis a land on the edge of confused about loving Bob- that was where she was. that was why the room was She nodded, now fill- rcmemberance. by? How long ago had that "Arc you almost ready?" suddenly very stuffy. ing her eyes. Where misty images gently been? Well, it wasn't their he continued. "I don't want "Thank you. You look "Oh, don't start crying blow last birthdays, because Sindy to be late. All I've got to do is nice, too," she answered, Ig- now Sindy. You know I can't to you when you get this On the breath ofa wind from remembered those two days change, but that'll only take noring his comment about the talk long ago. only too well. The fighting, me a second." He paused. dress. "I've just gotto switch way." He checked his watch. to go. will But how to get there, I do not the crying, and the slamming "Won't you even give me the a few things into this purse "Well, I've got I know. Those memories courtesy of a response. Sin- and then I'll be ready to go." try to keep in touch. Good of doors. Sindy." To the land on the edge or made her eyes moisten, mak- dy? I am talking to you, you "Good, good. I'll go bye, remerhberance. concentrated downstairs and check to Sindy whispered goodbye, ing Sindy take a know." tears not cry. She took a deep breath. make sure I've got and pulled away, the effort want to still falling. I sometimes feel so very near didn't matter the dates of "Yes, I know. I'm sorry, everything-don't It anything today. Then If only she could have To a time and a place I have the good times, anyway. Not dear." She came out from forget pull the car around front. remembered, she might now never known. now. She stepped out of the hiding. "How was work to- I'll seen or a not to take too long, Sin- not need to have to forget. When something tub and toweled herself dry. day?" She hoped her tone Try sound I hear, the shower wasn't too mechanical. dy." She turned on promised, Like the tinkling music or a water held her head soas "Same as usual. But I en- "I won't," she and went down the stain. silver sphere, toher her hair wei. She towd joy getting off early. We still as he Entreats my cherishing it letting it curt have the afternoon." She put her wallet, a small dried her hair, *ddrcw twice dear. naturally. "Yes. Yes we do. I'm compact, her book. And I seem to preceive A knowledge not my own. tolly All seems to be in order, yet 1 ice the 'round the View not quiteright. room Somehow, it's A gentle feeling will alight There's something missing the I see the gill' below From a When the past and pre- looking from the scene to meet, I aee the faces back sent appear in This joyous Christmas night. On the wings of wild geese in Basked 'Iw Christmas glow. Christmas ilight Tree Ah yes, I now know what it is Or the song of a piper, serene Now you may think me odd, I Time after Time, through the I couldn't before- brand'" bend with see and bright, know, misty glow. My A beggar stands out in the My thoughts traverse to an I believe in the land of And I hope, perhaps, some- silvery trim bta'»» my crown cold ancient site. rememberance. day we might go A star's bymtmmis And they have locked their w> ■"> needled And it seems my history lies For I saw you there in the Time dancing on the edge of And here 1 door. at my feet. long ago, remembersince. limbs The candy «n« hang down. matter how ■Htm twisted said, the And the artist stem "Come my art, nourish me!" the rose II Worm Wood by leigh mccormick still grows bymanmis would tasy I" dMt ""■ The Single Heart b to perfect content Dedicated to my parents v '" daydreai to afternoon Riding in the sky i cares of the away ft, m me In the beginning, A Hying high real poet wor 1 A single heart may strive to winds and theeagles Bui there's thlt none, With the inn survive. Soar to greater challenges the noisj "» car! Pl P ~ The heart may succeed but almoM automatically: a lightu But I don't want to soar a the loneliness is no reward, Because I can't fly thump on the ground; Or the scurry heart may fail and Leave me down on earth quick, rustling, punishment may not be leave; a quiet. just. To die. through the The single heart may search i> broken for a Cause I can't fly Then the qnift for happiness, loud, taunting Or dream second by a But happiness has left its trail The way the rest of the eagles chatter, if the noise maker is were narrow. do were sure that if danger in Or the heart may just choose Rest of the eagles do aound, this sudden break to live, the would cause it to silence But the life it leads is empty. Sailing on a cloud move, making its presence need A dancer reaching far known-but there is no But in the the ri- end, With the storms and the peo- for sudden movement, The single heart at its shall be ple fle is already aimed to greater spot: atop a hill, satisfied. Climb challenges a fence post It will be given a second But I don't want to climb a little taller than the rest- -the that after- chance. Because I can't reach spot where earlier For in the end, on noon and Leave me down earth a chewed corncob The single heart will join with To die. other signs were found. another, Cause I can't reach Again Ihe quick scurrying, And together they shall widen Or dream but this time I hear the sharp feet tapping the happiness trail, The waythe rest ofthe people nails of the tiny And become one. on fence. do the bare wooden With the love they both do Slight adjustments must be Rest of the people only with pulsate, made, but I move The single heart shall be no the squirrel's bylorisusman the sound of more. freezing with movement, And their love willradiate for slight motion cat- silence. A other single hearts to know. ches my eye. I see a gray form coming me along the toward by marla e. tiscareno fence, the long bushy tail pathos waving behind it in the (cbristmas eve) breeze, the owner seemingly note to unaware of the flag he carries a fleets like the ill-tied scarf ofa skier my sleeping lover of sleek Cadillacs a> he flies down the slope. checkered cabs, and The form stops short of his misty monday expensive sports cars destination to smell the air, converge cautiously sense his surroundings, must rush at the sophisticated cabaret somehow strange. But am almost late for work on the comer satisfied, he takes his perch to of bell A bonanza, finish his meal of the mom- eggs & english muffins as another sudden sleet fridge ing. in beats a rapid rhythm Then the gray squirrel leaps coffee already hot against the glass involuntarily into the air, the of an exterior telephone bullet passing through him will call at noon booth; three before the crisp, sharp report home by an overhanging garland of the rifle can be heard-a of green, red, and blue you Oy WBTftft virgin weather to come. hill. Laying in dote to the piercing sound, foreign to love much, yule lights reflects therein There are places in the tree, I rest my father's tingle this place as it echoes through but weary of waiting- upon the wind-swept As a boy In Wisconsin I woods where squirrels usually shot .22 rifle-the one 1 don't the trees- Now the smell of frail figure when will hid a favorite place, a place forage. These places quite recall him ever messing with- gun oil and burnt gunpowder you tell ofa weeping woman that had a feeling of security often are around cornfields. upon the weathered bark of icplace* the serene .-smells of your, wife whose frigid finger* I feel remorse for ■bout me? are even though I was atone. This, There's a particular corn- the tree. I'm protected from the woods- frozen fast place was a woods on my un- field, along a particular the harsh wind and the steady a second, knowing that this around the receiver - over cle's farm, late in the woods, where a fence dips drone it creates as it rustles peacefullness is and I but you promised, time of down a hill into a hollow of the branches and leaves of the have ended it along with the byflorenceguenier paid, autumn-that year creature. when the heal of summer has oak trees. When the oak trees trees, the sun now able to life Of this But she pleaded, remorse soon replaced by not quite given way to the shed their leaves, the brisk show its warmth. The smell is you prom- cold dark days of winter. A breezes churn them Into this of the oak leaves mixed with the thought of tonight's meal anticipation of the time we called Indian Sum- hollow, making a thick, deep, the scent of the dry stalks of and the next special place in the mer. The sun shown bright, multi-hued quilt. field corn releases an earthy woods. To sit. to wait. To by marca. kousoukas but theair was cold and crisp, There a fallen tree lays aroma unique to the season. slight of the Laving here in the leaves it daydream. hinting of the northern along the incline It was on aSaturday morning-August 20,1977. As usual, he was doing something for us. My parents had split up when I was young, only about seven years old. My dad had always When It Was Over worked-he was hardly ever home. My grandparents and their children came to America in When it was over, search of a dream-to live comfortably. After having much success within the family you protested, business, my dad had his mind set on opening his own store. He was a terrific businessman; you complained, he opened store after store. The amount of work he did took its toll on my mother. She rais- you ed my sister and while my father kept pursuing his dream. Dad came home after mom put cried, Young Boy 1 you asked why? us in bed and left for work again before we woke up. This went on for weeks at a time. It When it was over, finally got to be too much for mom. My parents were divorced in 1974, I knew why, When my father wasn't too busy my sister and I would stay with him fora few days.It was I tried to make you unders- fun going with him to work but I think he knew that we still weren't spending enough time Young boy alone together. He would always try to make up for this by buying us things. I never liked tand, Mother scolds, father yeUs I cried but not for you. that. All I ever wanted was a real family. I wanted my father toteach me things and to watch too, He dreams of other places The answer (to why) was me grow. I remember one time when hecame to one of my baseball games. there; Other faces I was feeling so good that I ended up winning the game for my team. I know this happened Saying things he'd rather hear our love ceased to expand, only because I was trying so hard to impress him. Even during my happiest moments I still He mustn't tell yearned for one thing--a family. we no longer cared, thoughts of his problems These One of the happiest days of my lifecame on a rainy spring afternoon. I had been at the our were our own, anyone our failures growing more, To library waiting for my mom to pick me up. When she hadn't arrived on time I called home It's such a sin several times-all heard was a busy signal. The library wasn't far from home so 1 decided to mutual respect never there. way I Yes, To think this walk. When I turned the corner leading to my house I saw dad's car out in front. I ran the we stopped loving, - he'll be punished So it was over. Some day last 100 yards to the front door. 1 walked in and called for my mom. went over to the stairs But it helps him now I by maria e. liscareno leading to the third floor and saw my dad standing at the top holding his shoes in one hand Somehow - to face the days and his shirt in the other. He clumsily tried to get dressed. When our eyes met we both smil- And the nights ed. Although 1was only a young boy, I wasn't stupid. Sometime before then I figured out And the fights the "birds and the bees." My only thoughts were "are they getting back together?" These When they criticize... thoughts seemes to be confirmed when my momcame out of her room wrapped in a blanket. So he'll fantasize My one wish seemed to be coming true. Away his pain On August 20,1977, my father picked up my sister and me togo to a Cubs game. He kiss- What does he gain? ed my mom goodbye before we left. I smiled from ear to ear. We drove towards the city in Merely tolerance his new truck, a Chevy Blazer. While my sister slept in the back, my father and I talked Or forbearance about different things. It was probably one of our closes conversations. I remember seeing a After all flash of blue to my right. They're his parents I was the first to regain conciousness. My sister had been thrown to the front; she lay on And they love him the floorboard below me. I checked her pulse just like they showed me in Cub Scouts. She So they say. was alive. I turned to my father and saw him hunched over the steering wheel. Before I could So • he'll stay untilhe's older check hima man pulled me out ofthe wreck. As he put medown i beard my sister screaming And much bolder in pain and fear. In his decisions My father and I were put in the same ambulance, only three feetapart. I wasn't sure where So - he'll think of her awhile my sister was; that scared me. I looked at mydad as he laid with his eyes closed. I noticed the longer- I. V. bag was by hU feet and not by his head, theipotwhereit usually was onT.V. I asked the Hoping hopes paramedics if he wis alive. One of them put his left hand over myeyei and told me to try and Dreaming dreams rest. 1 became even more scared. Scheming schemes My Aunt Ruby stayed with me at the hospital. When freceived stitches in my lower Up, To shock the ndfhbors. she told me to squeeze her hand as hard as I could. This helped to ease the pain. What seem- But hU Übors ed like days later, she told me that my father wu dead. 1 think she was shocked when 1 An protaUy in.nin showed no emotion whatsoever. 1 didn't want to believe what she was telling me. For whil can he do? My father's death finally sunk in at his wake and funeral. I cried for one of the first times He's just iyoung boy in my life during these proceeding*. My only wish in life could never come true now. At the And she- time this seemed very unfair. I learned, about a month later, that my parents were planning She's 42 on getting remarried on Christmas Day. It hurt me to think of what could have been. Although one of the greatest persons in my life was wrongfully taken away from life, I don't hate the drunk driverthat killed my father. I know there probably isn't a day that goes by when he doesn't regret his actions on that one Saturday morning. by maramis When someone dose to a person suddenly dies, that penon usually experiences tome changes in his life. My father's death made me appreciate my family, friends, and life in general, much more. I never leave someone dote to me without giving them a hug orkin anil telling them that I love them. 1think more people should do this. Finally, I wouldlike to say that I'm on my wayto fulfilling the dream that my father hoped toachieve; I hope tobecome a millionaire by age 30. With him watching over me, I'll be able to do it. I Love You Dad!