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News Editor: Mark Hand Associate News Editor: Tim Sullivan Friday, October 12,1990

On-campus Cops only parking nab 2 drunks

greatly through RIDE

improving on weekend

Al Ian Lee The Cord Mark Hand The Cord

INCIDENTS of drinking and driving are down THE availability of student parking continues to be the hectic Wilfrid Laurier over traditionally Thanksgiv- a problem at University. ing/Oktoberfest week. Traditionally, the WLU Business Office sells and is less of a this than avail- Drinking driving problem twenty percent more permits there are Waterloo Police year, according to Regional able spaces. This year is no different. Sergeant Bill Chipman, "Things have toned down According to the Business Office, there are 367 less arrests." somewhat this year. We've made parking spots available for students with a white Last Waterloo Police force sold this That 367 weekend, Regional permit, with 440 being year. fig- had their RIDE programme (Reducing Impaired ure is up 100 from last year, with spaces being Driving Everywhere) in operation. From Friday to added off-campus at 202 Lodge street. out two the Monday, of 1152 vehicles stopped, only ar- Students are not only ones affected by the

rests for were made. of The impaired driving Thirty limited number on campus. faculty with spaces Hopefully new conscientiousness concerning "Alert" roadside screening tests were given in total, and staff also face an imposing task to find a park- drinking and driving there will be fewer cars times. looking thirteen licenses were suspended for twelve hours, ing place at peak According to a source in like this. Waterloo Regional Police and 17 warnings were Physical Plant and Planning (PP&P) there have say things are get- given.

950 issued and staff. ting much better. Photo: von Hammer been gold permits to faculty Woody CONTINUED ON PAGE 4

This is a significant number considering that there are only 492 spaces for gold permits to park, in- cluding off-campus locations.

Ron Dupuis of PP&P said that although twenty is renovations per cent a significant oversell, he feels that the Campus parking is adequate for the needs of staff since he

has not been getting an "inordinate" amount of

on student was Supervisor Dan Dawson who submitted the lowest bid complaints. His position the parking Cathy-Jo Noble The Cord when the same. contracting was done. EXTENSIVE Dupuis said that although he had only been around campus renovations have resulted in hefty WLUSU plans to add a second banking machine in the here short for both WLUSU and WLU administration. With well a time, he thought that there were pos- expenses hallway by mid-October, as as more photocopiers. sible both Wilf's also received alternatives to the use of permits to get spaces, organizations planning even more renovations, even a facelift this summer. New furni- bills loom. including metred parking areas and the use of larger ture was added, complementing last year's new paint and

would WLUSU's two were aimed to decor. Wilf's has also been tollgates. This, Dupuis said, make for a more major projects improve capacity increased by over for-

of the the look and function of traffic areas in the Students' seats. WLUSU President Stuart Lewis rapid turnover available spaces. He hastened high ty hopes the add Union to that these were his personal opinions, and Building. changes have given the campus pub a new atmosphere. The Info-Centre hall received facelift The all not official policy proposals. a including new cost of these changes is approximately $40,000.

the paint, floor and another window in the Info- WLUSU has a number of Despite fact twenty per cent overselling, stu- signs, tiling, projects in the wings, includ- dents Centre booth. Until this the TV this,year have one of the best parking out- year, space now occupied by ing major renovations to the 24 Hour Lounge, and a

looks in a the three photocopiers was taken by residence mail- for Turret access to Room long time. The entire lot on Lodge Street up separate hallway the Games has not yet been needed. boxes which WLUSU allowed the university administra- washroom facilities.

Residence tion to maintain. The of all WLUSU students are having an easier time of costs renovations is absorbed by

parking on this The tag was about $8,000. This does not their $1.7 million for 1990-91. The size of the campus year as well. They have project's price budget

been 41 include the installation cost the Much of alloted of the twenty-four hour reserved of photocopiers. budget represents an 18% growth over last year. Most of

the work was done WLUSU the parking places. Because of lack of demand for by themselves, thereby avoid- the funds come from $124 per full-time student the spaces by off-campus students, residence students ing extra cost of professional workers wages and

have been allocated 23 equipment. The paint work Lounge CONTINUED ON PAGE 4 additional spaces at 202 was done by WLUSU Lodge Street.

Almost every morning, campus security can be

seen the and patrolling lots issuing tickets to park- ing violators.

Security has discovered of many ways trying to

get around the problem of finding a place to park. Solutions have ranged from the fully legal coming in before 8:00 a.m. to find a place to park, to the

not-so-legal writing of a fake note about car trouble

or not having your permit because the car is in the shop.

Some have people even stooped to placing a note in their windshield saying that they were going to

buy a when permit they had no intention to buy one

at all.

Ticketing of illegally parked cars seems to have had some effect on the wallets of the people who tried to park on campus without a valid permit, and them discouraged from continuing the practice.

It is now possible to drive in at ten or ten-thirty

in the and see morning the bottom of the lot on

half King Street empty or the back of the lot behind

Bouckaert to be full of spaces. 1 hese happy are people joyfully taking money renovated bars. Isn't it nice how these As perturbed driver Frank Morningstar said, "it things out of WLUSU's installed bank wasn't this easy last year." relatively newly work out? machine to at WLUSU's spend quite newly Photo; Dublin G. Coyne 4 NEWS the cord Friday October 12, 1990

More changes in the works

tions. and Central The total cost of the residence Teaching Building will offset a of CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 portion the ex-

A new addition toLaurier was entrances. had is about $10 million, with the Many plans to be pense in decreasing installments

WLUSU fees the completed this summer at 202 for lack the (also covering postponed a of funds, in- university-owned property being over next 25 years.

student health plan), Games Regina St. This former cluding a proposed expansion to worth about $400,000. The university will Although take forty Room warehouse is used the profit budgeted at being for of- University computer system. the residence is to fi- years to for expected entirely pay the new fices and labs. The The $55,302.38 this year, and campus property cost most significant renova- nance itself, government funding residence. million in bar receipts. $1.5 to acquire addition tion to WLU is the new residence

to another $750,000 involved in in the works on Bricker St. The The WLU Administration has the 300 be renovating existing building. bed dormitory will com- also been busy working on the In the continuing effort to pleted by September of next year.

this summer. campus make WLU fully accessible to the Ron Dupuis of Physical Plant and Oktoberfest About $1.5 million was spent physically challenged, $50,000 Planning estimates that the cost on less noticeable such the projects was spent on creation of of these new residence rooms will and classroom as roofing renova- wheelchair at the be month. ramps library $325 to $370 per boozerama

CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3

There was one an of only incident of finding open bottle alcohol in a

car.

The vast police affirm that this is a improvement over past years.

Regular police patrols were less eventful than in the past. Over the

weekend, there were only nine arrests made for impaired driving by

police on patrol.

Fewer arrests are only one of the good signs the police have

noticed. Sergeant Chipman said, "The parking lots at the beer halls

full the end of the that are at night, meaning instead of driving home

people are using designated drivers or finding alternate forms of

transportation...it's a nice thing to see."

Stiff penalties are also a factor in the reduced incidences of drunk

driving, the police say. A first time offender gets an automatic of their license for suspension driver's one year, and a minimum fine of $300. "Realistically, you'd get about a thousand dollar fine for a first offense," said Sergeant Chipman. Oktoberfest is traditionally the worst week in Kitchener-Waterloo for drinking related offenses. The Christmas/New Year's holiday

come in a close second.

"The first weekend, Thanksgiving, was redly good," said Work on the new residence continues in the crater from Hell next to Bouckart Sergeant Chipman, "but the last weekend of Oktoberfest is usually

Hall. The will be 1991 and will house 300 new rooms building completed by (this the busiest for us (the police)." sounds awfully familiar). Chipman said that the Police anticipate the extra problems and

plan to have about ten more Officers on patrol than usual. "Oktober- Woody von Hammer, photo. fest really stretches our resources," he said.

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Car pooling

in the works

Tim Sullivan The Cord

LAURIER'S environmental efforts are being hampered somewhat by "R" a lack of volunteers. At least that is the view of Laurier's Three

coordinator, Alisa Krause. The three R's represent reduce, reuse, and

recycle. The lack of volunteers involves the effort of the Three "R"

Committee to establish a car pool.

radius of The car pool is expected to function within an hour the off the Laurier, if only someone may be found to get programme ground.

vision of is Krause told The Cord that the the programme to operate be installed around on a safe basis. Computers would the campus to

link potential drivers with potential passengers. Of course, the side ef- for Ok- This gleeful guy is stocking up do we ever drink a lot up there. But it's fect is expected to be multi-dimensional. the toberfest. HA! Just kidding, he actually so pretty in Turret now, who can Apart from the savings on gas, and consequently the environment, just posing by the Turret empties. Boy, resist? Photo: Norman E. Wood Krause adds that the car pool would save on parking problems and

parking expense.

The catch in the successfulness of the is an Position the programme finding ap- on to run as as someone open propriate volunteer it, well finding who could coordinate a computer programme appropriate for the car pool, added. That has Krause person been found, but the organization is

still up in the air.

Board Governors As well, the schedules of the riders and drivers must jive, of according to Krause.

and from the in addi- Included partments, people community, on the committee is Jim Wilgar, WLU's Vice-President of Angela Baker The Cord tion to the two student members. The newly-elected Personnel and Student Affairs. He seemed to have no working knowl- chair of the Board is Bob the CEO of Astley, edge of the car pooling plan, other than to know that Krause had Mutual Life. WLU President John Weir and Dean interest TWO student positions are vacant on the Board of some in pursuing the idea. Governors, WLU's highest authority. of Students Fred Nichols. Wilgar added that the planning is in its most basic form, noting that The two position holders will be selected by the The Board of Governors is responsible for all at when a plan is more substantial it will be voted upon that time by decisions the WLU Students' Union within six weeks, and sit on major affecting WLU, including ap- the committee. of and term the Board for one or two terms. They one year posi- proval faculty appointments long plan- 5 When asked what he thought of the idea, Wilgar admitted that it was tions on the Board of Governors entail full mem- ning. Also, the Board forecasts Laurier's financial effective administra- a "useful kind of programme provided it had bership on the Board and membership on at least needs through an annual budget and committee pro- tion."

one committee. cess. the Krause said that a person was found to run the computer part of The Board of Governors is composed of univer- The full Board meets four times a year, with in- operation, but was still in search of a coordinator for the plan as a sity staff, faculty, representatives from various de- dividual committees meeting more frequently. whole. Blinded by the light

their cosmic needs. He would seen at all. For lightning rarely ing his teeth, or thereabouts. He never watch the by again annoying strikes the same place twice. began to take his vision for colours in a David film. From Lynch the granted. Asylum Mark He would never again be able to This week's From the Asylum, al- In time, his eyesight got look at a beautiful woman. though like most things I write has and Hand worse worse, for the man nothing to do with news, but it is my All he had was memories, and It's not else's, al- came to accept vision as a normal opinion. anyone that was worse than never having though it should be. part of life and, like many, failed "I have into the gazed stormy afternoon, a bolt of lightn- to take proper care of his eyes. He heart of the sun, and it has ing streaked out from the sky and saw the crisp oranges and browns of leaves blend into left me blinded." scorched its way from the top of autumn

his head to the soles of his orange and brown blurs. He had Anonymous. very feet. On the to hold a book closer and closer way, it did something

to the man's — it to his face before he could make eyes made them

work. out what was written in it. LET ME tell you a story. Pay at- But he failed to take heed of

tention, now, there's a the gift of message at Very quickly sight these signs and let his sight get the end for those who are flooded the man like the cool percep- worse. He saw it like this: I have

tive. waters of a northern stream. He been blind before, but then I was

Once a to see all upon time, there was a began the miracles of given the gift of sight. Whoever or • STUDENT WORK ABROAD blind man. He was born without life which had been denied him whatever was responsible for this the of before this. gift sight, and so he had He could witness the it surely would not take away PROGRAMME never seen the of poofy whiteness of magic flames lapping at a log again. My vision shall improve. a summer in the • CHRISTMAS CHARTERS cloud, or the violent red brick fireplace. He One day, when the man woke

of the crest of a could view green wave; but the splendour of a up, he turned to see what time it • SUN AND SKI HOLIDAYS never flock of in having seen anything, geese formation. He was and discovered, to his horror, WORLDWIDE never knew was now • STUDENT FARES really what he was privy to all of natures that he could not see the clock. fabulous missing. colours and scenes, and He ~ was as he had been born • ADVENTURE TOURS he was One day, while he was out very happy. blind. with LANGUAGE COURSES walking his white cane After • a while, the splendid He would never again see the whose colour meant nothing to new panoramas lost their novelty magnificence of trout spawning, him in the unknown of a and became greyness as normal as brush- leaping out of the water to fulfill TRAVEL CUTS

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Concerned about quality CAMPUS CLIPS of Health Services service Bad bikers

you're going to give them about THIS COMES fresh from the WLU fertility]. Three weeks, two more horses' mouths: Administration Comment by five minutes so that can make all you one is warning bicyclists to the no the PAPs, argument with my obey parking signs by wheel- Sarah Welstead The Cord enough money to pay for your and chair outside the and C.T.B. If boyfriend a few sleepless accessibility ramps library you latch

nurse, supplies, bike to one it wheelchairs from your rent, your nights later, I called back and your prevents using it, which is a fine NOT EVERYONE agrees with and insurance. of the it your malpractice said that the had to waste fifty grand cost to make them. Security will also me on this, but ever since they they problem

Doctors in remove bike, which is a waste of whatever outlawed extra billing for health private practice do with the kind of birth control your big your bike lock don't reasonably to cost expect make pill I was on. That's what I you. care in this country, going to the told them I in Be sports and don't ride up and down the either. If doctor has felt more and more thought was wrong the ramps you're bike using a it means feet and legs work well to like going to Swiss Chalet for They see students first place. They seem to see uni- your enough use stairs The dinner: them in students (hint hint). ramps are for wheelchairs, so let wheelchair- get and out as fast versity just as teenagers as teens who do users use them. as possible, and don't really kill who do nothing but have careless sex." yourself over whether you got the nothing but have

order straight -- it's cheap, what careless sex knees do want? "My were really hurting you I and wondered what was health clinics are wrong. Teeny University cups than more $60,000 (gross) after They were really me. really extreme examples of this bothering and this is FOR EVERYONE costs, disappointing But when I went into Health who has noticed that there are no water fountains mentality, especially since there Ser- after a decade of hard ob- vices make in the Students' Union cold work, to an appointment, Building, WLUSU has a nifty little fresh is no continuity in who is provid- tried water in their offices. It's viously. they to talk me out of it, as- dispenser really nice, except for the glasses ing the treatment (ever try to get Well, I can understand me if I these little that, king really felt that I they give you. They've got teensy Scroogie-Shylock cups an appointment with the same but when I finally gear myself up needed to see I which won't hold more than a mouthful of water so that when doctor twice? good luck) and someone. was you go to make an appointment with there, wasn't I? I wouldn't have and get a nice cup of fresh water and try to take it back to the TV since they seem to see university Health Services at to if darn Laurier, you bothered go my knees didn't Lounge or something that things empty before you even get out students as basically healthy can bet that I feel like I need hurt." the door to leaving you with an empty cup a parched throat, and one hell people who just get bad colds health and of see a care professional an attitude. once in a while. "I had that I can't take care of whatever this lump underneath But it is cold. It's true, if I was a doctor in the skin behind I problem I have on my own. But my ear, and 1990 I wouldn't be too thrilled ei- wondered what it I calling health services is no guar- was. When ther. Think about how long and antee are going to went you get any for my appointment, I hap- hard have to work (eight to you Listen these stories: help. to true pened to have a cold, and all the TV sexism ten years before you can be a fill- "I was be- having bleeding doctor wanted to do was give me in type that they get at Laurier) tween periods so I called health for cold IT MUST coincidence something my and send notbe a that the Dini Petty show about sexism and how much responsibility you make services to an appointment. in me along. They didn't even on university campuses is being filmed Waterloo. To be a part of have to take on. Then think that I had had a PAP but just smear, bother to the studio audience and take in this explain what the lump part topical show, show up at the OHIP will give you about$30 per they wouldn't let me make an ap- and was, just said not to worry Seagram's Museum on October 19. The time isn't set yet, so call the patient visit. Are going to per you until I had talked with pointment I want did something for my cold. museum to find out when exactly to be there. take fifteen minutes or more on heard a nurse. They my complaint I could treat the cold with a pack- Dini's guests will be important people from universities across the each if tell person, you can they told that and immediately me I of age Halls but what can I do nation. No doubt Laurier, now being experts on the subject, will be aren't going to keel over in the had chlamydia [a sexually trans- represented. very near future? Probably not ~ CONTINUED ON PAGE mitted disease that can cause in- 7 Bill Needle, still being quite dead, will not be in attendance.

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Frankly Speaking This week: Shafeeq Bhatti WLUSU VP: Finance An interview by Frank Morningstar and mad-man in a car

TIM: How much bomb with the egomaniacal li- are you taking from Student Union, off the top? cense plate "BHATTI", you seem How do mean? to it sometimes. SHAFEEQ: you Frank Morningstar was darn close to park illegally

TIM: Embezzlement or being able to do his interview this How come? pay-

but at the last minute he was we11... ments, or week, SHAFEEQ: Umm, ya, ya, money salary?

issued with suit (pin Pick a a paternity there's an area down there that SHAFEEQ: number. and striped, I think) suddenly remem- TIM: 1.2 million? says "service vehicle parking", in Peru bered an important meeting and I park it there when I'm SHAFEEQ: That's pretty close. it or something like that. So since was such TIM: What do do with all bringing up things as you the last minute and there was no that cash? monitors and things that need All the money brought Frankly Speaking for this week, we

whatever — in who repair, or that's it, by WLUSU? just grabbed the first loser ya, I wandered by and Associate News for repairs. SHAFEEQ: What do do with it

Editor Tim Sullivan interviewed him. TIM: You are graduating this myself?

This week's sucker is Shafeeq Bhatti, year. What are in the stars for you TIM: Yeah.

Vice-President of Financefor Wilfrid next year? SHAFEEQ: I don't handle much Laurier University Students' Union. SHAFEEQ: (Looks proudly at the of the cash myself. The V.P.'s job insist call them that (They we instead 'tape recorder) I'll be working at a is to oversee other people that of WLUSU because of an image C.A. firm. work with the cash and with the change or something, even though C.A.? forth. So TIM: As a bookkeeping and so my legally they're WLUSU and have to SHAFEEQ: As a C.A. student in basic role is to see that the cash is documents thai sign all official way. accounts. spent in the right places and not Oh well, what can you do?) love-life TIM: And how's your over spent going these days? SHAFEEQ: TIM: Who is the most TIM: How are you doing, (Laugh, laugh) responsible V.P. with tha money? Shafeeq? Sucks! Bhatti with mit-full of SHAFEEQ: Damn good. Shafeeq looking very happy a TIM: How come? VP: is, SHAFEEQ: (A very long pause TIM: What do you like about cash. WLUSU's Finance, with a $1.7 million SHAFEEQ: Well, the problem to calculate all the budgets of here in WLUSU as Vice like, there's six girls, and I like your job budget to play with always looks like this. Photo: Shea each VP., and then answers) V.P. President Finance? 'em all, and I can't decide be- of Brian Cornwall. SHAFEEQ: Deals with numbers. and it said them. marketing, TIM: No, what are your favourite "You're a Leo, and tween

I'm a numbers of I love numbers? TIM: That is a sad state of affairs. type guy. your lucky numbers are one and TIM: advice for those who numbers. I love crunching num- do HA Any SHAFEEQ: What you mean? four". So at that time, my (BWAH HA)

I -- aren't that bers, love analyzing numbers TIM: I mean numbers. favourite number was 14 because SHAFEEQ: It sucks, because you responsible? don't after and SHAFEEQ: suffer later. adding numbers, subtracting SHAFEEQ: Actual numbers of the combination of the one and want to go one, They'll

because I find the other likes TIM: That's great Thanks a lot numbers, multiplying (pensive pause) — 14. four. It's kind of funny out one you HA SHAFEEQ: No Problem. them...(BWAH HA) TIM: Why 14? was at the age of 14, and I was more.

TIM: What are favourite born which the 24 your SHAFEEQ: Long story, actually. at 2:14, on

numbers? TIM: Make it short. hour clock is 14:14.

SHAFEEQ: My favourite num- back the TIM: for theme SHAFEEQ: Okay, at age (Pause "Twilight" bers..? Health are revenues... of I found zodiacal book to Your the little red cares 14, a stop) car,

CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6 the health care see students as a

homogenous bunch, all life about a lump?" living

on the edge, with no Probably everyone can come obnoxiously

with to health or future? It's up a story about Health Ser- thought

from the a bit of both but for a onthe green vices, lecture you got probably about having careless sex when school that has an enrollment the you were either a) a virgin or b) over 8,000 mark, you'd think

involved in the same relationship that we'd have something more

for three years, to the time you than three or four little examining

the environment withsarahwelstead had mono and rooms with doctors there thought you they only

sent you home with a packet of half the time. You'd also think Bradasol samples. that they would expect that, once

The question is, why is Health in a while, the students who made POLITICAL POLLS are showing that Canadians the St. Lawrence. Is it possible that adversaries like Services this way? Can we blame appointments actually needed consider the environment to be the it the issue they are this will ever reach a consensus that is concrete on lack of extra billing or is some treatment outside of the most concerned about these So it isn't it because days. surpris- enough for the federal government to take serious- just people providing throat swab. that the ing government has been busy organizing ly? committees to address the issue while they waste Based on the performance of round tables in their time filibusters ANNUAL legislating creating in the small municipalities, it seems possible that round FALL SALE senate. tables at least encourage examination of environ- One of these "committees" is called The Nation- mental policy. In Peterborough, the sustainable de- al Round - Table on Environment and OCT 11 20 Economy, and velopment committee has forced the city to is of three cabinet comprised ministers, members of reformulate its official plan in the context of en- the business sector, and environmental all AA experts, vironmental responsibility - sounds like more talk at the invitation of the Prime Minister. than action, but it will likely eventually lead to MOCCASINS The enthusiastic response to round tables to ad- something. 35 STYLES dress environmental is Whether > concerns particular to Cana- the federal government will listen or All Reduced da, and the is that hope members of the "public"' not, however, is another matter entirely. Brian Mul- 1

(read: big business) will be to able advise the feder- roney has never been a strong supporter of environ- \2l AUSTRALIAN 5 \/ al " government directly on strategies and initiatives mental action, and his has stalled its government OILKIN I * COAT SNAKE SKIN that should be taken. EcoSource "Green as magazine Action Plan", well as cut funds to the en- * says s LIZZARD ...if CA?n 1 they work, [they] will be admirable models of vironmental

In the first place, the round 29 table's members are YEARS IN BUSINESS The views in this column hardly best friends - expressed are those the au- Greenpeace members sit side of thor and we might with MON, WED side with Francois , although agree the point the TUES, & SAT by Senecal-Tremblay, President of column, we have to disclaim of an Alcan responsibility anyway, just division, who Greenpeace has accused so that we do not ka ka really poo poo too much on SALE 9 DAYS ONLY! of contributing to the of mmtm killing Beluga whales in politicians. 8 NEWS the cord Friday October 12. 7990

MP justifies GST by mail

by Aurora Borealis Tim

Sullivan

I GOT stuck in a Trojan Horse creased costs of pension, family mailbox. It letter my was a from allowance and unemployment

Waterloo North MP Walter insurance." McLean. While photocopied on Yet only two paragraphs above, off of McLean government paper govern- notes that the poor will ment his letterhead, weekly report receive increased social payments defends the Goods and Service and tax credit payments to com- Tax vehemently. pensate for the increase in the

I will highlight a few of the taxes.

statements he made in the letter. Let me get this straight. Because

Next election, ask him if these the P.C.'s implement the GST,

were indeed government poor people will receive in- promises. "The Goods and Ser- creased cost of living credits. To vices Tax (GST) will always pay for the increase in these so- the separate price of the com- cial costs, the GST might have to modity and the tax." Does this be raised. Sounds like the begin-

mean that the GST will always be ning of an endless cycle to me.

visible, and this tax and the Another really absurd statement provincial sales tax will always is "There is no indication that be separate from each other? the GST will increase uncontrol-

Doubt it. The taxes will be likely lably." Would McLean expect compounded, and will be "we you the government to say might

tax on a tax. is the MST that the GST is the same that was projection? paying even increase the GST later, after sup- government

McLean writes "A third posed to in the first elected on a to reduce the Beware of con- our ratings shoot through the roof improve promise political letters bear- cern is that the rate of the GST when then next election is held". place. deficit at a time when the deficit ing promises. will Another line in increase at an incredibly What kind of "indication" would great the letter is ran at $25-28 billion, and now

"A concern is that the GST is runs $30-33 billion? fast pace. One way for any this MP expect? Maybe history? ... only at Does This column to for social inflationary ..." but "The GST's the 1.25% increase represents solely Tim's government pay After all, it was the Conservative projected views and interests. Of those at The services is taxation in- on the come from the same office that through government that increased the in- projected impact price Cord who read it, no one has level ever creases. The GST will enable visible Manufacturer's Sales Tax is... 11/4 increase." predicted the deficit to run at taken creditfor it, nor do they intend the meet the in- Do these numbers come from $1.5-2 billion over the government to from 9% to 13.5%. By the way, it original on doing so.

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Moscovites mow down at Mickey D's

The Soviet government decided that By Elizabeth Chen

McDonald's would own 49% of the cor-

poration and in exchange would provide management styles and techniques, tech- The Soviet government view them as nology, and a 100 000 square foot a "wolf pack chasing after caribou on pro- and distribution centre. This dis- the tundra". Muscovites welcome these cessing

tribution centre latter would make this wolves to bring a part of North Amer- the McDonald's in the world to ican culture into their lives. only

own their own supply and distribution

centre. McDonald's hit Moscow with a ven-

The Soviet joint venture geance. Lan Smith, Head of Personnel for company would provide the real estate McDonald's in Moscow, told the story necessary

to build the as well as of the fourteen year-long challenge to restaurant, access

to the market. bring the "Big Mac Behind the Iron Curtain" in the Turret last Wednesday.

Challenges

History Surprisingly, cultural challenges had

little to do with training of staff. The It all at the 1976 Olympics in began Moscow McDonald's currently employs Montreal when the Soviets had borrowed 11 000 crew people to operate the the McDonald's "luxury bus" to accom- cash lined twenty-seven registers up on of the Muscovites' Lan Smith, Head of Personnel for McDonald's in Moscow, talked modate some of their athletes. George the seventy foot long counter. There is love of the arches in the Turret Wednesday. Cohen, President of McDonald's Cana- golden also a staff of twenty who run the on-site Photo: Elizabeth Chen da, just happened to be at the Olympics laundry facilities. Employees are re- how the sandwich boxes. with his family. to open Many lars later and has it been worth the ef- quired to return their used uniforms at

Curious as to who should be on his more had difficulties with straws, fort? Most On the of the pre- definitely yes. opening end night and pick up a clean Soviets unknown bus, Cohen paid the a little visit. viously in the Soviet Union. day, customers thanked McDonald's for one at the start of their shift. This is to Those who could how The result: an invitation to dinner. not figure out to coming to Moscow. "We would never solve the problem of McDonald's Where did Cohen insist they go? their coffee lids were content to open was uniforms selling on the black market as have thought this possible," was the McDonald's, naturally. delicately sip the brew out of the tiny "authentic" North American clothes. sentiment echoed throughout. A journal- in The Soviets were the hole the middle of the lid. impressed by ist declared the of the store to The original 650 person crew re- opening fast food concept, the cleanliness of the Customers with enough foresight to one of the first strikes of quired at the opening of the store were represent and the friendliness of order Mac three sand- restaurant the a Big enjoyed Smith trained using assimilation, for example perestroika. says the McDonald's,

staff. A few Big Macs later, and Cohen wiches for the price of one — in the ribbons become a of green for lettuce. Smith and the "gradually part every day his was on way to clinching a deal for U.S.S.R. eat their sandwiches people life in Moscow ~ other trainers found the Soviets quick to as integral as the sub- McDonald's to be the sole food vendor the open-faced. system". grasp fast food, service-oriented con- way at the Moscow On Smith Olympics. opening day, recalled the McDonald's cept. Since they were not familiar with Many see as a potential A month and a half before the Mos- three most he and the other popular questions tool which will link the Western and any system, there were no bad McDonald's cow Olympics, was told staff were asked, "Will there be enough Communist worlds habits to unlearn and training went together. When they could no longer have the honour of food when I get to the top of the line?", smoothly. speaking of the McDonald's philosophy the world's fans. Al- I as as I feeding sports "Can buy much want?", and to serve a The customers, however, were a dif- high quality product, on-time "Can I though disappointed at the time, Cohen come back again?" ferent and within Cohen story. Opening day was a budget, George was later thanking his lucky stars since tremendous learning experience for the believes "through this burger diplomacy the 1980 Past and Present Olympics were boycotted by we can North Americans, as well as the Soviets. perhaps influence the global most of the Western World. community and break down some of the Outside the store, there were large Although the deal fell through, In The next step for McDonald's will be walls". billboards describing the menu. line, Cohen felt the idea of McDonald's in to a second restaurant topped with The before the staff were giving out pamphlets on open night opening day, there Moscow was still a sound fundamentally an office This was line eight storey complex. already a up as people waited how to order food and what exactly was decided to one. He pursue this idea, even be all restaurant, Smith explained, would night for the chance to eat at in each item. Outside, there were though he met with government "for Westerners only" and would accept McDonald's. The average waiting time speakers educating Soviets on ordering resistance step of the but the rubble". This for every way. "any currency a customer was an hour and half. and order-takers who were able to spend In 1987, when Gorbachev came to policy is to help protect the company's There were 30 000 served opening day ~ more time than cashiers explaining the Cohen his first break The power, got . position in times of economic strife, such the slowest day so far in the history of products. Joint Venture Agreement was drafted as now when Russian cannot be the Moscow McDonald's. There were a few unanticipated currency and passed whereby Western companies converted into American dollars. This year's projected sales are $70 burger etiquette questions which arose, could go into partnership with Soviet Fourteen years and $50 million dol- million. however. Many customers did not know companies. FRANCESCO^

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Monday, October 15 Saturday, October 20

￿ An evening drama presentation about ￿ Volunteer fair, multimedia educational

AIDS and related issues. Call for location display and dramatic presentation

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￿ Multimedia educational display at Univer- ￿ Community Dance, 9:00 p.m. -1:00 a.m. sity of Waterloo Campus Centre. Evening Call for location.

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Wednesday, October 17 Look for the following events:

￿ Multimedia educational display at ￿ Community film presentation hosted Conestoga College Doon Campus, by Temple Shalom Synagogue at Church

8:30 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. of the Good Shepherd, 116 Queen St. N.

Kitchener. Call ACCKWA for details. ￿ Candlelight walk fromWaterloo Centotaph

at 7:00 p.m. to Unitarian House, ￿ Book displays at local independent 136 Allen Street E., Waterloo. bookstores and public libraries.

￿ Interfaith Memorial Service at 8:00 p.m. ￿ Phone-in Show and other

at Unitarian 136 Allen Street E. AIDS House, programming on Roger's

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￿ Princess Cinema benefit film presentation, ￿ Window display at the office of

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Thursday, October 18

￿ Multimedia educational display at For more information call:

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Friday, October 19 AIDS Program: (Kitchener) 741-3825 ￿ Volunteer fair, multimedia educational (Cambridge) 621-6110 display and dramatic presentation

at Fairview Mall, Kitchener, from

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portion of proceeds going to ACCKWA. the COMMENT cord 12 Friday October 12. 1990

OCTOBER 12,1990 VOLUME XXXI, ISSUE 8

EDITORIAL BOARD

EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Tony Burke

NEWS EDITOR Mark Hand

ASSOCIATE NEWS

EDITOR Tim Sullivan

FEATURES EDITOR Gail Cockburn

SCENE EDITOR Guy Etherington

SPORTS EDITOR Brock Greenhalgh

PRODUCTION

MANAGER Christine Yarwood

Production Assistants:

Roxanne Chartrand,

DarceUe Hall

Karen Lennox

Classified Co-ordlnutor...Charlotte Gravlev Circulation and Filing Cathy-Jo Noble Remembering the October Crisis.

of those here aren't old Many us, including up at the Cord, enough to have experi- CONTRIBUTORS: enced but what this time in 1970? You it, happened at back know, it was that thing where real certain Sarah Welstead, Steve Burke, Colin Buehlcr, everyone got pissed off, panicked and high ranking individuals called

Chris Dodd, Craig Boucher, Slephan Lalour, up the army and revoked the rights of innocent people? Remember? It was the October Julia Brendorfer, Rob Huns, Rob Crcsswell, of the which scarred in for Crisis FLQ Canada, and Quebec particular, a long time. Terry Grogan, Ed Rusk, Rorie Mcintosh, Much has happened since the army was called out and the War Measures Act was Jonathan Stover, Peter Lees, Jennifer Epps, after Elizabeth Chen, Allan Lee, Angela Baker and implemented la Front de la Liberation du Quebec kidnapped a British diplomat and advocates for free speach everywhere. minister. Since then Canada apparently killed a Quebec cabinet has gone through four- Production: Chris Skalkos, Patrick Brelhour, teen more of Trudeau as Prime Minister, three other Prime Ministers, a Mike Ismail years v. Bodegom, Rashid, and Cathy- The Jo Noble. repatriated constitution, a recession, an energy crisis, National Energy Programme, Photo: Tim Sullivan, Feizal Valli, Eli/,abth free trade, the Meech Lake Accord, the question of the GST and the Oka and Mercier Chen, Martin Walker, Mark Hand, and Chico Bridge blockades. Galvez, But much has in has served six how really changed Canada? Mulroney years as PM, in called out STUDENT PUBLIC A HONS we are another recession, a possible oil crisis, the army was recently again

to control civil unrest, and Quebec is contemplating separation — again. SYSTEMS TECHNICIAN Michael Myc The goal of Quebec nationalists is to separate from the rest of Canada, and PHOTO MANAGER— „.„Tom Szeibel many in time tactics Photo Technicians: Chico Galvez Quebec seems to be headed that direction. Thanks to however, the have

Jo~Ann Jalien changed. Quebec still voices its displeasure with the present state of federalism, but now

Graphic Arts Technician...... Niki Westman about it (knock on wood) goes peacefully. A commission started in look into the alternatives the status ADVERTISING; was Quebec to to quo.

MANAGER -Martin PJL. Walker One of the alternatives is separation. It must be admitted that a study is less dramatic

Advertising Production: but than a hostage taking and killing, nonetheless, still important. Manager Rick Dales Canada has not changed much of its outlook towards Quebec since the FLQ Crisis. Assistant. Steve Ladouceur of Canada still Advertising Representatives; We still largely ignore the question Quebecois separatism. English gives

K. Lee, Katie Campbell, from entices it with of constitutional and takes away the Quebec economy, promises Dennis Bon, Marc Navabi, James Neilson difficult that ever come and change, but makes the process so no change can about, ig-

BOARD OF DIRECTORS nores its cries of cultural erosion.

of from Canada is Although the possibility Quebec breaking away perhaps greater Jana Waison, President than do not see the threat as as the FLQ crisis. Jim Boycc Pat Brethour ever, Anglo-Canadians great during in who and vh There are now more Qutbecois than ever who believe separation, quietly Roose Tom Peter Saxnac idea nation French-Canadian culture could be firmly support the of a of their own where Stuai preserved. debates believed that would EDITORIAL; 884-2990 Throughout the entire Meech Lake no one really Quebec the ADVERTISING: 884-5092 hold true to its (and Mulroney's) ultimatum of passing the Accord or risk breaking up National by Campus Plus: how resentment and frustration advertising country. Now, some are starting to see just deep the run, (416) 481-7283 in have resolved themselves to the idea that will be how many people Quebec they only

in state of The Cord welcomes all feedback, comments, ctMctsras, gifts, protected and appreciated an independent Quebec. letters theEditor and suggestions from our readers. Please submit to The still remains: how would this sentiment have been if the lead- for the question pervasive typed and double-spacedby Tuesday at noon followingpubli- We that author's cation. can only print letta* bear the real name, ers had not equated the rejection ofMeech to the rejection of Quebec? and telephone number, ID. number(if applicable), but your name Faced with deal that meant more than into the constitution, may be withheldby request. The Cord also wcicaniet all submit- a just bringing Quebec

sions but remember that they become the property of The Cord and a could not and did not support its The rejection ofMeech was seen not as the edit and refuse submissions. many passage. we reserve right to any Furthermore,

The Cord will considered tobe se*i*t, racist

Copyright (c) 1990by WLU Student Publications, 75 Univer- Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3C5. No of this publi- the the Stu- sity Ave. West, part Editorial topics are approved by the Editorial Board of the Cord and are independent of university, cation be without permission of the Editor-in-Chief. may reproduced dents' Union, and the Student Publications Board of Directors. cord the COMMENT Friday October 12, 1990 13

Out of the Turret The Question

came nothing of the Week

Out of This Came That. Out get good bands, cover or other- director of 8.A.C.C.H.U.5., has How do translate "Zicke of and in this you zacke, of Laurier came very little last wise. Well no god damn wonder! put a lot time effort zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi"? Wednesday night. Ask yourself a Out of This Came That had a program. 3. This question. If Billy Idol, Love & jam-packed thirty five people. band was actually really the Their vocalist well Rockets, Depeche Mode, B- good. adapted by Tom Szeibel and Martin Walker There were many reasons to 52's, the Cure, etc. were at the to many different styles. The go: Turret, for $4 at the door, or $3 band played tightly. They showed 1. They played a different type of advance, would you go? If you both talent and flexibility. They material than most John Cougar said did If said had sound effects also. yes, you go? you They or U2 type cover bands. didn't Ask handled technical no, why you? yourself complicated Drink draft, drink 2. This was sponsored by that question! songs really well. When they beer, and dance the B.A.C.C.H.U.S. The was money played "Mirror in the Bathroom" It seems that people always not going into someone's pocket, night away they had almost everyone on the bitch and complain that we never but to a good cause. Jeff Bowden, dance floor. In summary, these

were really really good! guys Marc Navabi With all these factors in mind, 4th Year Business hell Racist statements in just where the were you? Get Administration your nose out of your book and

get out. It took a whole four hours

article on of existence this Germany out my on

planet. Hopefully, out of this arti- Which of these to face the world?" on six of following page cle will come better attendance racist? last week's Cord. statements are next time. I'm that A) All black people are in- particularly glad Mr.

Sullivan wrote this article, as I herently lazy. Rorie Mcintosh All have German blood B) Orientals have low sex coursing through warlike veins. It's a German drives. my Letters to the family Forewarned forearmed, I C) All Germans are naturally being name control warlike. can now my genetically Editor inherited fascist If you guessed all of the tendencies. But, Claudine I Dupont -- if should let I above, you would be wrong be- go one night, can Letters must be signed and Lara the Cord does take comfort in cause not print any always knowing and submitted noon by DeLauriers racist material. The editorial box that it wasn't me pillaging and Please have Cord" -- on page 12 of the October 4 looting just my genes. Tuesday. Ist. Year Business Thanks for the says so. Of course, only A and B warning, Tim. them typed and double- Just watch out are racist, since C forms the main for me and my spaced but, most of all, argument against German jackboots. write! reunification in Tim Sullivan's write, write,

article "One Germany: is it ready Patrick Brethour

betweenthewheels editorialbytonyburke Drink, drink, drink,

food It been dent. The results for themselves. has a year since the panty raid that made speak Laurier The media continues — to make their accusations (in)famous a year full of sexist posters, Rose Olesen sexist articles, sexist conduct. Where does it leave of sexism against all schools. The Record recently now? us published an article on WLU's "progress" from last Ist Year Music

year; the Dini Petty Show, to be filmed at Seagram The that changes have taken place on next week campus Museum and featuring WLU per- not are certainly substantial. There have been ac- will be sonalities, focussing on sexism on univer- cusations of sexist actions and conduct against sity campuses. While it is their job, and ours, to fol-

members of the Students' Union, instances of sexu- low up on stories, they are pushing us to continue al harassment are rampant, and the campus itself, making changes when we are not ready for them. with its' dark corners and no ride home program, is The slow-moving Laurier community can hard- an attacker's dream. Even the Panty Raid Report issued ly be blamed for their speed at changing to an en- by Dr. Weir last year, which promised to vironment on conducive to positive gender relations. focus gender relations at Laurier as a whole, is a

Change must come over time ifit is to be long way from implementation. especially and thoughtful voluntary. None of the proposals will alter Two of the areas that Weir's people's over report was to con- perceptions night. Chant of a Malaysian centrate on were the Sexual Harassment Policy and

a If Laurier houses sexist individuals tribe Ok- gender free language style guide. The Sexual particularly celebrating over other universities Harassment (an assumption which I am toberfest Policy has yet to be fully approved. not to it The said ready believe) would be as a result of that report that it would be brought to the Board of which students find attractive about Governors for approval some particularly time this Rebecca Fretz WLU: it's size. Small-town residents find smaller year (meaning any time before December 31). Re- universities more desirable; with them Ist Year Music member that this policy has been in the works since they bring their "small-town" 1987. While attitudes. we are left the committee struck to conceive the Ultimately with a of policy us university individuals marginally more bring delays, students, staff, or faculty who have sexist, racist, in complaints of harassment have nowhere homophobic, and, particular, more to turn. resistant to change than bigger universities.

The on free policy gender language, as we now We cannot push these people to become what know, has been reduced from a to be used in policy tells us is with "correct" society a person views on all publications, correspondence, and written work how those around them must be treated. To do so by members faculty to a system that is will "strongly bring only resentment and hostility. Laurier suggested". Not only does this undermine the must first cultivate an atmosphere conducive to It's cheer! of the just a promises Panty Raid Report's but it must or the change hostility may grow. also be kick a in the face for the work that Harold Remus did the on policy. The Claudia Pilz changes must slow down and be thought through by all members of the WLU community. It German Club type While the administration be is must applauded for important that the reasons behind our moves are finally the setting up daycare program that the understood. Constant scrutiny by the media does Raid Panty Report promised to look it at, seems not help either; the last thing Laurier needs now is that the policies mentioned above were merely pro- to rush into another set of reactive policies and to posed the trigger media appease happy pounding committees that they are not ready to implement.

on the university's door since the panty raid inci- It's time that the media left Laurier alone. the cord 14 COMMENT Friday October 12, 1990

Pro-choice rally addresses vital issue

by Fiona Miller Rights Action Network). Across which all moderate Canadians cisions about her reproductive reduced or eliminated altogether. Canada, people will be "March- must steer a path. In fact, there life. For these decisions to be But everybody would. Victoria Park in Kitchener For Women's Lives" which is ing are not two single-issue extremes; more than abstract, access to the Making abortion illegal will will be the of the to the theme of the there is sight Right general day. one moderate position means of these not abortions. carrying through stop Over the mil- Choice Association and The issue of the reproductive and one Rally extreme. decisions must be available. De- lennia, and around the world, March on the National Action choice is contentious and A poorly pro-choice standpoint is not cisions about reproduction do not when women have felt abortion for Choice October understood. There we Day Saturday are, are it is not begin con- be their pro-abortion; pro-death post-conception, they to only option, they have 13. two sides to told, the issue: pro- (as the term would cern decisions about had them. When "pro-life" sug- sexuality, abortions are il- The day was named by choice and pro-life. By framing gest). It the right of the contraception, and children. They supports legal, many have died trying, CARAL (Canadian Abortion the debate this the two individual, case of are and must be way, op- and in the life decisions many others have been maimed! Rights Action and is view League), posing points of are present- reproduction the individual is adequately and in- In Canada, realistically before 1969, approxi- P-CAN ed balanced between supported by (Pro-Choice as extremes necessarily a woman, to make de- formed. Pro-choice is, therefore, mately 40,000 Canadian women in favour of education sexuality had illegal abortions, and about in and it schools, contraception; one-third of intensive care beds

be heard the of a woman to were filled with must supports right botched Eglin abor- make decisions about the con- tions.

tinuation or termination of a I do not believe that I am disturbed that Peter into the area (save one: the realizes that laws are not meant to preg- reproduc- concerned about tive nancy; it is pre choice is a moral issue. The Couillard is self-righteous enough army's telephone line) goes to be broken in order to make a and post natal care, and moral decision is to criticize recent statement." If daycare, individual and Peter Eglin's support the objectivity of what a law is wrong, or the increasing numbers of chil- is independent of commentaries. Professor Eglin is we have seen in the news. bad, or insufficient, or obsolete, legal coercion. dren in The living poverty. orga- The issue of reproductive attempting to show us the flip- So what if Eglin is not an ex- or bullshit, then change it. And if choice nizations who claim to represent is about Who sides of certain issues that most pert. Just because Couillard is in the government is not going to power. controls the "pro-life" view are not of us have chosen search 2nd Year does then women's bodies, women's lives? not to Poli Sci not mean change it, they have to be likewise concerned. They are for. an in The "moral majority"? it he is expert Canadian law. forced to do so. How many laws (Which, under anti-abortion, any circum- has been Couillard starts off by point- we said, is neither a However, his major arguments that now call natural rights majori- stances. They either ignore con- nor ing out that Eglin is not an ty, very moral). expert against the Mohawks' (and had to be fought for and how and his traception or are actively opposed The of opinions should have Eglin's) actions involve the in- majority Canadians many people died hundreds of to it. Since claim that human been a "more they from 60% accompanied by ob- stitutions we call law. While I (anywhere up) support years ago so that we would have life begins at conception, they re- jective analysis" of the Oka situa- a pro-choice standpoint. The Ca- cannot support the use of a better society? that tion. the quire the lUD, and some nadian Well, propaganda we Medical the weaponry by the Mohawk War- Association, forms have been force-fed of the pill, be banned. They Canadian by our riors in their I Psychiatric Associa- protest, am greatly As Canadians, we must real- is that are opposed to sexuality educa- tion, the United Church of government supposedly concerned that the Canadian Cana- ize that these people we are now tion in schools. and a "more objective analysis". The da host of other national as- government would use a military interrogating in military prisons It is to the fact that with the arrival important qualify sociations are opposed to abortion army's to stifle a voice. revolutionary are us! They are you and me, ex- above paragraph. I am not in the came the subsequent ejection of How of sug- being criminal code. The many us were disgusted cept they have been displaced gesting that all who call march on journalists from behind the bar- in people Saturday October 13 by similar actions eastern from the comforts of society they themselves ricades and the systematic "pro-life" support all supports the pro-choice view. We Europe over the last two years? once had. Try to imagine yourself stands taken the by the organiza- are to Bill removal of all telephone lines in opposed C-43, which "It is time Professor Eglin their situation. I hope your tion that represent them. I think attempts to criminalize abortion, solution would be to stand up for that many "pro-life" people are and we support the development the good of all. horrified by the harassment of of a Women's Health Centre in STRAIGHTUP doctors and their families, the the K-W I feel region. that publishing the com- threats and acts of of aggression Those interested in ments a professor who is as taking part conducted by the "pro-lifers" and in the march meet at the opinionated as Peter Eglin is may and Julia Brenndorfer directed at people organiza- Gazebo in Victoria at by healthy to WLU's atmosphere of Park 12:00 tions that the provide pro-choice ser- noon. The "pro-life" "staying path". His com- (anti-choice) I Here I am! I stand at the door and vices. think these people dislike have been in knock. If anyone hears My voice mentaries should continue. very successful this and the I in abortion. But likes abor- opens door, will come and eat with him, and he with Me. nobody region. On October 13, we, the Joe Wiebe tion. I think these people would pro-choice majority, must be 2nd Year History/English like I can remember how much awe I felt when I first read these words to see the need for abortions heard on this vital issue.

of Jesus in Revelations 3:20. Later on, I saw a picture of Christ to go the University BLUES Kevin Matchstick with in by this verse, which captured the wistful eagerness His eyes as

He raised a hand to knock on a closed door.

I felt so awed by that image of Jesus, because it made me realize

that He isn't a whom simply remote Being you can only reach in church. He's there with of right me every step the way, just as He's

with every person in the world.

I was raised in a church-going family, but often became frustrated

because I like I felt would go through the motions of a service

without growing any closer to the Being whom I was there to wor- ship. I had a lot of trouble understanding what I was gaining through rituals I like Communion. knew there was a sacred importance to

eating bread in remembrance of the crucified body of Christ and wine in drinking remembrance of His spilt blood. Yet it still felt more

like ritual to because I I an empty me, didn't think there was any way

could really understand this Jesus and His significance in my every- day life.

be But Someone who's always there to a friend, Someone who will never stop knocking even if you keep your door firmly shut

against Him? Now this is Someone whom I could want to get to

know and I could do so Him into life the better, by inviting my way I'd welcome a guest into my home.

Jesus became a far less remote Being to me when I realized that I He was someone could talk to about anything. He showed me that

He wasn't about to storm away from the dinner table and never

even if I hashed that in return, over everything was going wrong my

life and blamed Him for it. Prayer wasn't simply an ineffective

"otherworldly" exercise, but a telephone call to the one Other who will always listen, and always understand. didn't invite Jesus us to put our trust in Him so He could tattle on

us to God. Instead, His words in John 3:17 show pretty clearly that

He desires only good for us: "For God did not send His Son into the

world condemn the but to world, to save the world through Him." The

relationship between myself and Christ doesn't need to be strained by

fear that He's to condemn for going me any of the stupid things I do. services Worship and rituals such as Communion mean a lot more

to that I know formal of me now they're only a more way honouring

the most in Him and caring for trustworthy Other my life. I revere for One who offer being the Being can me eternal life. But I also know

that He's not so remote and lofty that He'll become offended if I ask

Him to be my closest friend in everyday life, as well. cord the 15 Friday October 12, 1990

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By Samuel Kuhn and Laura Jean Wattie

"As people of the First Na­ culture that has lasted for the words of then Prime Min­ tions of Canada we have a vi­ thousands of years. Frustrated ister Pierre Elliot Trudeau: sion of the sort of country we by the refusal of federal and "We won't recognize want to live in and to build in provincial governments to dis­ aboriginal rights .. .it's in­ collaboration with other Cana­ cuss sustainable development conceivable ... that in a given dians. It is certainly not the of their traditional land, the society one section of the sort of country we have now, Algonquins of the Ottawa Val­ society have a treaty with the one in which our people have ley pitch their tents on Parlia­ other section of the society." been relegated to the lowest ment Hill, which is built on Trudeau's blatant disregard rung on the ladder of Canadian Algonquin land, are arrested of history and fact seems to society; suffer the worst con­ and charged with committing characterize Canada's ditions of life, the lowest a nuisance in a public place. paternalistic approach to what incomes, the poorest education we call "native issues". This is and health; and can envision particularly true in the case of only the most depressing of ••••••••••••••• native land claim disputes, and futures for our children." Only after all legal natives are more than aware of Georges - Erasmus. how history has mistreated National Chief, means were them. Assembly of First NA WOO Y, Ttl£ Nations exhausted Wt.JAT Long before the violent •••••••••••••••• ••••••••••••••• standoff in Quebec, native groups across Canada have These and many other acts Advocating engaged in direct action in or­ of desperation by natives, par­ cultural der to press their various ticularly Oka, were engaged in claims. only after all legal means were utterly exhausted. The events genocide ••••••••••••••• of this past summer can only •••••••••••••••• FINALLY, TU£ OJ£ flC/CfD TO lET truly be understood in the con­ Georges Erasmus points text of the systematic oppres­ TUE 011-IER HAVE ALim£ SPACE. out that in the early 1920s Natives across the sion of native peoples. PM IT snLL kEPT ACI/H WAlJl Deputy Superintendent of In­ Oka has forced Canadians country protest dian Affairs Duncun Campbell to confront the dark realities of Scott was quoted as saying: "I ••••••••••••••• our collective past and the shame of the present. The un­ want to get rid of the Indian precedented media blitz sur­ problem .. our object is to con­ In British Columbia the tinue until there is not a single Haida stand in the path of log­ rounding Kanesatake and Kah­ nawake brought to our living Indian in Canada that has not ging machines that are prepar­ been absorbed into the body rooms . the specter of Cana­ ing to clear-cut their ancient politic, and there is no Indian forests; the Lubicon of north­ dians soldiers brandishing bayonets, and brutalizing na­ question, and no Indian de­ em Alberta and the Teme­ partment." In effect, Scott was Augama Anishnabai of north­ tive children and the elderly. Nightly news reports advocating cultural genocide. em Ontario blockade roads In light of past Grit and Tory portrayed Quebec citizens that lead into their ancient policy, it would appear that hurling projectiles at fleeing lands in an effort to force Scott's unilateral as­ governments to listen to them. Mohawk men, women and similationist doctrine still The Mohawks of Akwasasne children as the Surete du holds sway in Ottawa. continue to affirm their Quebec stood by and did noth­ A constant stream of sovereign right to cross the in­ ing. We sat dazed as our tele­ rhetoric from provincial and ternational border freely, as visions relayed live pictures of federal governments (promises they have done since time im­ our troops, in full combat gear, not kept) has heightened ex- · memorial; the Mi 'Kmag and provoking and harassing pectations of native people Malaseet of Nova Scotia defy Mohawk civilians. and led to a sense of frustra­ provincial government efforts tion. Negotiation, self­ to restrict ancient hunting and fishing rights that have recent­ ••••••••••••••• government as outlined by the continually disillusioned by ly been confirmed by the The effects Penner Report, and the con­ rights flowing from the land. stitutional process have all the federal land claims pro­ Native people, according to Supreme Court of Canada. of our cess, which has seen only four The Gitksan-Wet'suwet'en of proved meaningless. Nowhere Georges Erasmus, find it "fun. comprehensive land claims ne- . northern British Columbia indifference is this more evident than in the damentally unjust" that they land claims dispute "process". gotiated thus far. At the pres­ should be required as a condi· have entered a precedent set­ ent rate, according to natives, ting court battle to affirm their ••••••••••••••• tion of entering negotiations to it will take an estimated 160 surrender the very rights on ownership of and jurisdiction P+++Y++++++++++ years to resolve all present over lands they have always Just as Americans were which their entire case is outstanding claims. This is be­ based. occupied. awakened to the realities of 160 years to cause the federal government In Nitassinan (f..abrador) their foreign policy in Viet­ will only negotiate one claim the Innu continue to invade a nam in the late 60s, Canadians resolve at a time. have been forced to confront NATO airbase as part of a all land claims Native desperation is even brave and lonely battle against the injustice that our legacy of arrogant indifference has Another crucial problem in more understandable if one low-level flights by tactical jet realizes that in the present fighters. The flights threaten to wrought. •••••••••••••• land claim settlement is This arrogance in the face government insistence that claims process the federal decimate the animal popula­ government acts as judge, tions on which they depend of legitimate native claims and aboriginal groups fully cede, Native people have been jury, advocate, prosecutor, and and bring to an end a hunting concerns is best epitomized by surrender and extinguish all ··,·('nrd FE A 'TURE ·,.:dov October 12. 1990 ~

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contradiction is clear accord­ first minister of Indian Affairs, provincial powers. This was ing to Georges Erasmus: David Crombie, had a task done even though natives have "Clearly, the law demands ac­ force make a thorough study demanded that their com­ quiescence, then uses it as an of the comprehensive claims munities urgently require escape clause to avoid dis­ policy. The recommendation many of the powers exercised _..>r~~9 pensing justice." of this task force met a num­ by these two levels of govern­ ber of native objections and ment if they are to overcome Tf./E UNIQUE / ...... , was broadly accepted. This many of the problems they task force report, which was face. SNAKE'S LAND. released in 1986, suggested Need for new that aboriginal rights be recog­ nized and affirmed as a matter ··············" relations with the of principle in every agree­ ment, and the policy of ex­ Laurier students First Peoples tinguishment of aboriginal rights in agreements should be ignore •••••••••••••• discontinued. The principle of native issues RELIED EACJI OTf..IER .. native self-government was ... TJ.JE Y ON Aboriginal people in Cana­ also affirmed by the federal TJ.IEY WEREN'T 7/147 DIFFERENT, da are experiencing a cultural •••••••••••••••• task force. AFTER ALL. renaissance despite systematic Last year at Laurier's an­ cultural genocide by the nual Green Week students provincial and federal govern­ •••••••••••••• were given the opportunity to ments. Unfortunately Cana­ meet with Chief Bill Montour dians, for the most part, find it Task force of the Six Nations Reserve and impossible to envision a more listen to him speak about Ca­ respectable and less overtly recommendations nadian injustice towards his ~ racist relationship with First people. Other speakers, native TWE UNIQUE SNAKE JfAD ENCYJGJ-1 Nation people. Such a new re­ ignored and non-native, gave presenta­ CF BEING CaJTINUALLY S4AFTED lationship demands that native tions regarding native land BY TI-lE TWO, .. people achieve constitutional •••••••••••••• claim disputes in Temagami, recognition of their ancient native religion and the en­ rights and resolution of just Soon after the release of vironment, and other topics. claims to land and self govern­ the task force report, Mr. Booths were set up in the con­ ment; a fundamental precondi­ Crombie was removed from course distributing literature tion in the struggle for social, his portfolio of Indian Affairs, and showing native-produced cultural and economic revival and within months the new videos regarding the impact of in First Nations' communities minister, Bill McKnight, had low-level flights on the Innu from one end of the country to issued a revised of Nitassinan, and the effects ~..:::d~ another. comprehensive-claims policy of clear-cut logging on the FINALLY TJ.If UNIQUE SNAKE which virtually ignored the Teme-augama Anishnabai of GAV£ IN. AGAIN." ••••••••••••••• task force recommendations . northern Ontario. Since that time the federal For the most part, Laurier Tl/AJ$ T/.f£ MlhT LUOICRfJJ5 Feds see self government has engaged in a students did not take part in ST001 LEl/ET2 [)[[)WEAR. government policy of requiring provincial these well-advertised events, participation in the land claims but rather were conspicuous as a threat process. This, accordjng to by their absence. It is this natives, is part of an obvious head-in-the-sand apathy at ••••••••••••••• effort to expand the bilateral Laurier which seems to char­ federal-aboriginal relationship acterize Canada as a whole confirmed in 1763 into a with regard to native issues. The native notion of self­ tripartite federal-provincial­ Perhaps this comes out of our government goes against the aboriginal relationship. This ~~..,.JV' refusal to take responsibility moribund nature of traditional policy is seen by First for our mistreatment of native Eurocentric Canada. Questions Nations as an effort to set up a people in Canada. of education, resources, hous­ good guy-bad guy scenario, defendant. to the claims process by in­ ing, health and welfare, and where the provinces play the voking the notion of "acquies­ to trade are all issues in which bad guy (as at First Ministers' ••••••••••••••• cence". According to this doc­ native people have clear, sub­ meetings), while the federal We should own trine, aboriginal people lose stantial proposals. Unimagina­ government plays the good Cynical tactics of their rights by acquiescence tive federal and provincial guy, encouraging First Nations up to our when they do not resist the ap­ to authorities see native self­ to take what they can get be­ promises the federal propriation of their lands and on government as a threat to their cause of the regressive provin­ to Natives government resources by settlement. economic and bureaucratic cial stand. Georges Erasmus This is seen as a Catch-22 self-interests. Rather than con­ points out that provincial par­ ~ ...... by natives. They point out that sider what is best for native ticipation at such a level is in Only through owning up to in the case where the Lubicon people, the powers that be direct conflict with the intent The profound unfairness our historic promises made to inherent in land claim ad­ of Alberta have resisted by cling to their respective juris­ and letter of the Proclamation putting up road blocks restrict­ native people in a process of ~dication is best exemplified dictions. of 1763. ing access to their lands, the honest negotiation will further by the cynical tactics utilized The Tory government un­ Lastly, recent federal initia­ full might of the law was by the federal authorities. A der Brian Mulroney initiated tives have seen fit to impose a violent confrontation be pre­ brought to bear on them by the pime example of this is seen its first term of government revised "municipal model" of vented. The present "might­ provincial government. They in cases where the federal with uncharacteristic self-government that totally is-right" attitude of the Mul­ were arrested and their block­ roney government is a far cry fJVernment has denied access enthusiasm with regards to avoids any discussions which ades were dismantled. The aboriginal rights. Mulroney's encroach on federal and from what is needed. the cord.

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Gord Lightfoot strikes gold

Lees Lovin' over The usually somber Lightfoot When it's midnight on the by Peter Me", "I'm Not Sayin'", Tories took would be more "Did She Mention My Name?" accurate. It is possible to know joked and even cavorted (sort of) meadow with the crowd. It's hard to believe that Gor- and, perhaps his most immortal Canada by knowing Gord's And the cats are in their shed, "The Wreck of the The second set with don has been a firm fix- classic, Ed- songs. opened Lightfoot And the river tells a story mund Another that struck on stage in a ture in the Canadian music scene Fitzgerald". thing me Lightfoot walking Out the window by my bed, Hawaiian black Ah, The As the the entire show was bright shirt, for more than twenty-five years. yes. songs. throughout If listen you very closely and white shoes. His music has been around longer night progressed I realized that the incredible intimacy and "good jeans, running Be as quiet as you can- this was not so much a concert I ole time" atmosphere created be- Why be formal? Many selections than most of the people reading In the yard you'll hear him but rather and the from the 1986 album East of That fact became was attending a social tween Lightfoot audience. this article. It is the Pony Man. I the and cultural event of not Midnight were played more apparent as attended including "I'll Tag Along" (a great rolling Lightfoot show on September insignificant proportions. and "A the Centre in the tune), "Morning Glory" 28th at Square Songs that I, and indeed Lesson in Love". I remember of their Tenth A of our as part anniversary with. piece many of us, grew up when I first season. being disappointed I reminded of that was my heard the and heritage As I filed into the three thou- heavily produced childhood listening to thickly layered album but after sand seat auditorium I soon real- should be treasured CFRB with my parents the live somewhat down ized that the concert was not only stripped like and hearing versions of these I would gold. a sellout but that the average age many songs recommend adding this one to of the people who had come to Lightfoot tunes several of collection. see Lightfoot was easily thirty your which I would not realize One of the most odd events What was the of or older. I it was high point years thought until were Lightfoot songs happened during the closing song the show? A ballad called more a geritol convention than a simple this night. of the final set and during the two "The Man" off Gord's Gold concert. Ah, no matter; we were Pony encores. Many shouted for The are a cultural land- Volume 11. You could have heard all here to watch Gord perform songs to some old, mark of Gord is Lightfoot play very our country; as sat and the songs that have come to make a pin drop as Lightfoot ancient tunes. Stuff from off his much of all him famous. a part of us as your gently finger picked his Martin first album. Stuff he probably At exactly eight o'clock the parents and families are a part of acoustic doesn't even remember writing. I while In you. To say it was a ex- show began. a simple white moving guitar found myself yelling out many of perience would be an shirt, cowboy boots and Levis understate- singing this his classic songs for which time it Gord began the first of his two ment; to say was lullaby didn't permit. Some guy even one hour sets. The first set was a experiencing a part of called out for "Heart of Gold" type by trip down memory lane with a Canada that existed Neil Young. Gord did, however, number of older hits such "For ballad. as before those nasty play a Bob Dylan tune which was

very interesting to say the least.

This concert was a lot better Good flick than the Massey Hall show I earlier this story; poor caught year. It seemed, and was, more laid back

by Jennifer Epps and spontaneous. It was slick, Zwick is not a born filmmaker like Griffith or Francis today's polished and professional. The Glory, now out on video, is a film in the mode Ford Martin Scorsese Lee. epic about black Coppola, or Spike There's no reason why band, Terry Clements on guitar, soldiers who and died for the this movie rather than a radio fought North during the American Civil he should have made story as a as, say, Rick Haynes on bass, Barry War. It reeks of in the back- nobility; it's the industry's idea of a good deed. play or a magazine article. Extras stand around immobile Keane on drums and Mike Hef- Wouldn't it be if noble sentiments in if of great went hand hand with art- ground or foreground of a shot, as Zwick had told director pho- fernan on keyboards, was flaw- Wouldn't it be istry? a better world if the 1915 Mein Kampf-ian tograhy Freddie Francis, "pretend they're not there." You get the less and tight. D.W. Griffith film, The Birth of a had Nation, been ineptly made? vistas you expect from an epic, but they're done because you expect In short, it was the best Alas, talent and enlightenment are inconstant bedfellows. Edward them, not because of the director's visual sense. Lightfoot show I've seen so far. I Zwick, co-creator of T.V.'s directed thirtysomething, this mediocre The teen fave Matthew Broderick is Shaw and he just isn't very hope to see his Massey Hall con- historical drama as if he had never seen film. Or if had a as he never believable in his period costumes; worse than that, he's boring. You cert later this year; maybe you seen any films except The Mission and Chariots of from Fire, which start wondering what 19th century diseases he could catch. Shaw's should see it too. It's part of your- he borrowed the manipulate-'em-with-soaring-music-during-the- assistant, portrayed by Cary Elwes, adrift without the campiness of no-OUR heritage. action-scenes mentality.(Here, The Boys' Choir of Harlem sings continued orM)age24 compositions James nice by Horner; exposure for the Choir, but vast- ly overdone.)

Zwick and scenarist Kevin Jarre drew up their script in part from the letters old colonel 23-year Robert Gould Shaw wrote home during his tenure as the inexperienced and rather cowardly commander of the 54th Massachusetts, a black Union regiment that, like other black \Up^Comir^ regiments, was never intended for battle, only for menial labour.

) The Art Alive Lecture Series: Shaw's .. , men want very much to fight against slavery, however, Canadian) i na standstill Painters the and Landscape at KW Art Gallery 10 AM( Glory is a kind of coming-of-age story in which Shaw learns the in the shallow light of dawn on I the 16th. Comes with a nifty tour. ) pervasiveness of racism and corruption (rampant on his side of the J \ in the 7-11 112

Mason-Dixon line as well as the and the enemy's) gains courage to / the pulse of light is strong, October 17th ex-dive band) take a stand on behalf sees bomb of his spirited soldiers. The personal angle is guitar frenzy3 shine down... . ""l J fluorescent lights , , . c ~ h hat v StlH drowned out by the "rah-rah", "go-team-go" structure of the film, aS 3 pheS here) ( Bob's Your Uncle £? i : P ) however, Husker Du Bob into the sports movie ethic in which what really matters is the j guitarist Mould rip the I Diamond. ) big at the end. It's another film where the ( game army strengthens ™ .. . ) Trolley-ing into the T. A. this weekend (12th & character, and rises above their fears and aside inter- L everyone puts The Process Cinema, on the 17th, has a 1 ( 13th) is A Streetcar Named Desire. play by conflicts personal to come here together triumphantly. (They triumph 1 Linda Carson: Mr. Right and Other Stories. C even though they don't win the ental actually battle.) S KS S exP erim an th ,r with the Research on the 18th at/ \ 1TZJ T . l T- S Study Monkeys I combined with sound and movement in the Aird Certainly the film was and pur 1 carefully researched, its historical ac- ' v Centre tonight / is (Friday). curacy commendable; the details of the black soldiers' degradation / Yesssssssss! The Bourbon Tabernacle their Choir) by superiors, the fact that Northerners themselves had slaves. Pat favourite Steve « ' i Metheny s guitarist Morse and churns into Fed HaU on 19 0 oct Fve t There is little \ a glossing over of the causes of the war, though; you'd / his band pull into the Diamond on October 14th. I think one it was about entirely slavery and had nothing to do with eco- nomics The Men or states' But the overall / Dive bomb guitar band Sonic Youth Shadowy On A Planet at the ) rights. accuracy of the script and the frenzy per- Shadowy graphic of \ forms with Redd Cross Rivoli on the 19th as well. I love them. those( power the battle scenes (joltingly edited by Steven Rosen- at The Great Hall in T.O. I love

blum) are / on the 15th. shadowy men. / exceptions, anyway; flukes. 20 SCENE the cord \ Friday. October. 12. 199f)

AC /DC's bad ass attitudes

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sounds like something Maybe not the members, because 'musical' composition, but most a song that those albums she had that I Buehler by Colin 60's musicians (and I use that I don't really know them. But I of all they stand for everything the wanted was Stevie's 1984 word in its truest would do hate their music. that AM Radio stands for: ripping sense) Grammy Award-winning Album, it. It's have been ashamed release, let Stand the Weather." Well, I have to say I hate what they stand for, too. off the public. to "Couldn't brain for alone been burning my weeks, They stand for conforming to es- I'm sick of it, and it has to produce. So on my last night I There I in there, now. I HATE tablished musical 'standards', band would was, driving my months, even years stop. I can't believe a taped it. When I home the that has got the New Kids on the Block. they stand for non-innovative with dad's car (the one only stoop so low as to come out AM Radio), one day and I hear

this song come over the air that The band should King of rock & roll sounds like a re-make of a Beatles tune. The first thing that be banned. crossed my mind was "Who the

fuck is ruining this song and

band?" Surprise, surprise, sur-

next I found prise! It was the New Kids day out Stevie had

at (Whose heads should be put) On died, about the same time I was

the Block. I admit it. I had just sat taping his masterpiece. What

an entire Kiddies tune. through really scared me, however, was

Believe me, it was the first and the fact that about ten minutes be-

ABSOLUTELY LAST time, fore I taped Stevie's album, I had ever. taped Eric Clapton's Greatest

Hits album. Whoa! His band died So I got to thinking, "How in the same horrific scene. I can save the rest of the listening

and rid of these public get so- So now comes my epiphanic called guys" and a sad but true experience. People of Laurier, it real-to life actual occurrence from is time for us to unite and rid the this summer popped into my world of this teeny-bopping, mind. Joyce would have been pubescent, effeminate, and sick- proud; it was my first epiphanic ening band (and I use the term

experience. 'band' lightly). But how, you

all of ask? It's quite simple. I'm sure by now, us

horror once Stephen King preaches again. have heard of the sad and un- People of Laurier, send me fortunate death of Stevie Ray N.K.0.T.8. Stover of those came tapes, albums, by Jonathan novels actually says "This is like record, most frights your Vaughn, one of music's I I greatest and CD's and I'll wear earmuffs, a Stephen King novel!", which during "The Langoliers", which Montressor-like, I descend Well, although I'd like guitarists. or ear or something, and it is, after all) -- there's a skipped two morning classes to plugs, into the sub-basement in which guess to think that I had nothing to do I'll the volume down. lot in here, most of it borrowed. read). It's not Art, but dammit, I turn way dwell all those Guilty Pleasures with that, I have a I have feeling So now it's to Send me King's sense of humour, his like it. after up you. in Especially wading which, as an English Student beyond control. This the and this world. familiar hand with characteriza- through Two Solitudes. Bleargh. powers my tapes, help Or, good standing (at least that's summer, I worked in Ottawa, and is and the aforementioned as is probably the case (and tion, plot- I have what it says on my student card) I Digression: Actually, was fortunate to have one room- of the listening habits of ting sense allow him to pull it all typical don't like to talk about in public. this fantasy about Samuel Beckett mate (Thanks Jilli) into music I'd this institution), I won't have off. There's even a Freudian un- any- Doc Savage novels. Superman adapting King's It for the big always wanted but never had the and the world will derpinning to the whole thing, body help me, cartoons (the good Fleischer ones screen. And seeing as this is hor- time or money to get. One of with childhood fears underlying continue to suffer. from the 19405). Thor comic ror fiction, the fact that Beckett's the horror in three of the four books drawn by Walt Simonson. dead shouldn't make any dif-

novels — in "The Langoliers", the Queen albums. ference at all. Maybe Tom Stop- boogeymen of one character play And Stephen King novels, of pard could channel Beckett. a prominent role; in "Secret course. There's a new Stephen Yeah, that's the ticket. Window, Secret Garden" the book of four King out, composed This is what happens when I protagonist's college-days 200-page novels ("The have eight cups of coffee to start plagiarism comes back to haunt "Secret Window, Langoliers", the day: End of Digression. him; in "The Library Policeman", Secret Garden", "The Library Get out the beer and potato two nightmares ~ one of an indi- Policeman" and"The Sun Dog") chips (preferably jalapeno - I'm vidual, one of a whole town - and entitled Four Past Midnight. get all mixed up and start terrorizing Rockin' news. good sure everyone's had a childhood the neighbourhood. King isn't an innovator when near-death experience with

it comes hor- to Yee ha. I even got scared jalapeno peppers). the several times this the Let's rock. Lead ror/suspense/thriller/whatever reading (for a hell else in there you want to put writing. S.P. Somtow, Ramsey

Campbell, Dennis Etchison —

they come with new horrors. (charmed up w King?

Ring's a quilt maker. Maybe the what plot's keeps you warm, and so King's plots go fwoosh. \ Damn life. good plotting. And hot. Es- pecially in 200-page novels.

Couldn't put the damn things down.

Oh, stitched they're together Tap into the stirring sounds from bags o' fantasy authors who I found at Dr. Disc, home of new are better innovators, better 1ffiTi ■■ and used writers than King. Peter Straub's records, tapes Ghost and Story sneaks around in the 1 compact discs. , „ 146 St. W background of "The Library King Original Taco Policeman", especially in King's

portrayal of a vampiric creature Soft Taco • which embodies female sexuality Bean Burrito run amok (or perhaps male-fear- with Salsa Nacho Chips thru of-same). A Theodore Sturgeon Open Monday Saturday . Cinnamon Twists short 10 am to 10 and now story called "Yesterday was pm Wednesday" bounces around be- Sundays from FIVE GREAT CHOICES. ALL DAY EVERY DAY. open hind "The Langoliers".

All novels four draw upon

about four million reference TACO "BELL points in horror/fantasy/et al his- tory. Twilight Zone episodes, sfc Robert R. McCammon novels, 85 University Ave. E. Peyton Place, even King's own work (Someone in one of the the 22 SCENE cord Friday, October 12, 1990 Northern pikes don't smell

Cord: "Snow In June"? think Feizal Valli Why you your audience will a other at shows like Canada by get Day Also faultless is the group's doesn't in June. little It snow confused? and Moe and us and some of the switch from vinyl recordings to

M.8.: You haven't been to M.8.: Well, we see more ad- from 54:40 Spurred on by the curious guys get together. live performances, best show- have of their latest album, Saskatoon, you? vantages than disadvantages to it. cased in tunes like success Fast joining the ranks of es- "Things I Do Are "Snow In and its lead Cord: you surprised It takes a lot of each For and June", pressure off tablished Canadian bands such as Money" "Dancing In A

"She Ain't Sas- about the success the new al- us and lets us the Club" single Pretty", of of sing songs 54:40 and TPOH, the Pikes Dance (from "Big Blue katchewan's Northern Pikes bum? we write. Sky"). managed not only to fill a good

Seventeen, M.8.: Well, yeah. But I'm not Cord: You covered the Pur- And as pulled into Hanger portion of the club with people, though playing hit it. suit aka The Twist, last week. going to question We're all of Happiness "I'm An Adult after hit was not the band but to fill the entire club with sur- enough,

Pleasant surprises lay in store, real happy about it. Now" earlier. Do hang out plowed into a medley that in- you prisingly good sound. For a band them vocalist Cord: With (Semko) with them? cluded s "Born chief among being you, Jay that hasn't been around all that Steppenwolf to be interview M.8.: We're both TPOH's "I'm An Mel Bryck granting an and now Bryan (Potvin) sharing always on long, it's strange that almost Wild", Adult don't to the Cord after the show. vocals this new album, tour so it's hard, but we see each Now" and the Beat's on every song they played was so English easily recognizable. From their "Mirror in the Bathroom".

debut "Teenland" to "Hopes Go The Northern Pikes closed off

— down the Astray" (from last year's "Secrets and brought house ~

of the Alibi") to "Girl with A with "She Ain't Pretty" thankful-

smile more out a sense Jane Problem", the new single, each ly of of wanting

says: had the to than to. A song fans singing along. having good sign.

start with the oft-mindless Go- shelter darling" or "He told me

Go's and has that voice which what love was like/He told me

love some find strangely grating, was like a big rock candy

Wiedlin does have considerable mountain") and Wiedlin's voice.

talent as a pop songwriter, and Of course, reading lyrics like that

at this newest album, while times on a page are not likely to inspire

saccharin, is quite easy to digest. you to greater heights, but put it

Wiedlin has left the "over- on in the background while wash-

programmed" feel behind, and ing dishes and it's easy enough to

while there is no overabundance take.

album of guitars, the has a natural If you are a Jane Wiedlin fan,

Jane Wiedlin feel and you don't have to you are going to love this album,

if had do Tangled wonder they to a lot of because it's quite a bit more ma-

EMI to voice to If fixing just get her ture than the last. you aren't, it

Jane Wied- make those harmonies - she can and Who can think of won't hurt you to listen to it photo Her of - who lin more than that, can sing. high, Kate-Bush-type you might even find Wiedlin's by Wiedlin - and not voice isn't for but it think. listen to Jane everyone, not as bad as you used to hard find "bad" think of the Go-Go's? Probably, would be to a of the Although on the spine on the album. if think of her on her own at song Feizal you cassette cover her record compa- recall "some vid All the are rendered all, you vaguely songs her I ny spells name wrong. Gee, virtue where she's swimming with dol- "perky" by of their op- take her that wonder if even they Valli dreams or timistic lyrics ("...all phins something..." your seriously. Sarah welstead in vain/Come inside Well, although she made her are not my

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October 12, 1990 SCENE 23 Friday Tiger too tame

Roxanne Chartrand posed to be made. No one was by oversight considering they were supposed to get hurt. But, the ad- the main reason the hostage- ministration called in the tactical Due to the competition from taking incident took place. squad and they gunned down one other cultures with particular Also, the action took place the of prisoners and one of the strength in the Arts, it is neces- 99.9% of the time in centre stage. hostages. Two lives were lost be- While this tactic sary to allow Canadian talent to may have been

cause of over-anxious and endure. prison used to one the grow Unfortunately give and administrators. often guards one the public must suffer claustrophobic feeling may The sensitive subject matter through lacklustre productions get in a prison cell, it only ONE of this play could make interest- stifle expecting more from their re- managed to a yawn out of

spectable theatres. "One Tiger to ing reading material. However, many of the few audience mem- bers. a Hill", now playing at Stratford, putting together a production and

is The was rather a fitting example. presenting it upon the stage is an- stage setting and that fine Written by Sharon Pollock, other story. The Stratford produc- simple was consid-

"One to Hill" tion of "One ering the action took place in a Tiger a presented Tiger to a Hill" is no Bars the events that led to a fatal exception. maximum security prison. First of all, there was YEAR and stairs in the background and

the cage gates on the sides creat-

ed an adequate view of a prison. The tables, desk, chairs, and coat STRONG stand were good enough for the

representation of the office. The acting, on the other hand, Celebrate Our First was inadequate. The action of the hostage-taking and the emotions of those involved should have BIRTHDAY been more amplified. The per- formances of Anne Wright as Oct. 20 Dede Walker, the classification Saturday, officer that was killed, and Pat Armstrong as Lena Benz were with a poor at best. Someone should

teach them how really to cry Dinner more convincingly. Fabulous Special

William Dunlop as Everett Chalmers the Steak gave only some- New York Strip ; what powerful performance of the

whole evening. He was cast in the Choice of Potato

role of the lawyer called in to mediate between the prisoners Vegetable and the administration. In all,

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continued from page 19 as Lee, Robert Townsend and Keenen Ivory Wayans to look forward but Freeman's to, time is The Princess Bride and bogged-down by a he running out and though has taken full advantage muddily-conceived part, sounds somehow as if he of the character offered him, a parts stage run as were dubbed; his face and voice don't match. (Jane Pertruchio opposite Tracey Ullman's Shrew, and Alexander is in there too, and I can't even recall her the lead in Lean on Me, you can't help thinking opening her mouth. I assume she has some dialogue that a great talent is being wasted. strewn on the cutting-room floor.)

Will Freeman ever get the kind of majestic, in- Meanwhile, Denzel Washington and Morgan virtuoso roles telligent, that Richard Burton and Freeman are in their roles riveting supporting as Peter O'Toole have played? Will movies like Trip and Rawlies, two different soldiers in very Glory, Cry Freedom, Betrayed, Mississippi Shaw's regiment; understandably, the publicity for and Burning Driving Miss Daisy ever make the this film stresses their rather always performances black character the lead? Will white audiences stop and Elwes'. But of than Broderick course Washing- needing white intermediaries to help them identify ton and Freeman give glorious performances; with black characters' problems-or will white film- they're simply fantastic actors. Washington is just makers see that they don't need intermediaries? I

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ever since CD's became verse that corresponded to a popular, Rush and their uncle has put deeper, more personal lyrical ap- everyone Chronicles out a "best of, because no one proach that saw the world in basic Anthem Records CD when human terms. Between will buy all our stuff on it It "Permanent Waves" and "Hold they have on vinyl, anyway") "I like to think of myself as a Your the band the consists of two CD's in a really Neil Fire", spanned sponge", drummer/lyricist and beautiful of concerns cute case, gold in spectrum political Peart once told an interviewer, without preaching and in- coloured CD's, or two cassettes reference to his insatiable absorp- corporated international sounds for about $10.00 less. tion of musical and literary in- without commercializing, while The first disc has fourteen fluences. Rush's latest release, maintaining a basic Rush sound songs, including, "Working and first "greatest hits" (?) com- "2112- that can be traced back to their Man", "Fly By Night", pilation, traces the career of the humble beginnings in the base- Overture" and"the Trees", to Canadian trio from the 70's to the few. Disc also has mentbars of Toronto. mention a two and "What As an afterthought, Rush were 90's, with a chronological sketch "Finding My Way" fourteen It has "Tom offered Anthem Records the songs. of the group's 16 albums to date. You're Doing" (a near-replica of by "Limelight", "New of a live or hits Sawyer", Zeppelin's "Heartbreaker"), from option "greatest World Man", "Force 10", "Show release at the time of "A the self-titled debut suggest, Rush package" album is Show of Hands". Since last Don't Tell", etc. Every appeared to be a typical 70's rock year even the live saw the release of that live represented, ones, unit - not much to say, but a shit- and get over two hours of record, one wonders who the ac- you load of equipment to say it with. tual is. music in the package. With the substitution of Neil sponge

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SPORTS

Cecchini shines despite loss

Golden Hawk breaks all-time rushing record by Chris Dodd returned. Bill Kubas was forced take the Cord Sports to over reigns of the Hawk offense.

The first It was a dark and stormy quarter was

that's the the for the Hawks night, way grim as they endured bad fairy tales begin, but on injuries, play

Thursday night at Seagram and tough luck. The first

Stadium such tales Hawk of the no fairy pass game in materialized. The Wilfrid resulted an interception

Laurier Golden Hawks foot- and eventually a Western ball team took on the num- touchdown. Laurier's kick-

ranked ber one Western ing left much to be desired,

Mustangs and couldn't but they were kicking into a miracle work the same as strong wind. By the end of

did last in the Hawks they year the first, were

London. The 22-9 loss down 14-0 and it would get drops the Hawks to a dismal worse before it got better.

1-3 and the The second puts pressure on quarter was a team to win the remainder little brighter for the of their in order games to downtrodden Hawks as the reach the season look post party. kicking game began to

It looked as if it was with John Tavares up snap- be going to a long night as ping a boomer with the the first quarter was espe- wind at his back to score the

on the Hawks. It 63 about cially tough single point. was a Sorry that Jim, but your record has just been broken... lost offensive with They two key yard punt no return. the 11:00 minute defense still had will have the players by The a quarter as they mounted an question as the Hawks meet troops mark. Veteran tailback time this drive that tough during impressive was the feeble York Yeomen prepared for their march to

Cecchini off Andy went down quarter, with Western run- capped by a solid touch- next week. After York, the the playoffs. The tale will at 11:36 and the score 21-1 be- down run Cec- on be told week quarterback ning up by Andy team goes to meet next against Pat followed fore the end of the half. chini. and Waterloo and Smalling at Things went even Guelph York as to whether the

11:16. continued to better for the defense each is win- Hawks Andy eventually Things go as game certainly are ready for a back but Pat came never Laurier's way in the third veteran linebacker Clive nable. Coach Newbrough return to the playoffs. Tharby sacked the Western

pivot for the first time in the

contest. John Tavares had

all-world an game as he

punted, returned punts, and played aggressive defense. The highlight of the

game for the Hawks came

in the fourth quarter when

veteran tailback Andy Cec-

chini broke the all-time

rushing record at Laurier.

Cecchini needed 47 yards

the and it prior to game was

inevitable that the record

would be broken in this

game.

The Hawks played the

Mustangs tough in the sec-

ond half, and even created a

few good drives. Rookie

QB Bill Kubas looked sharp

and proved to be a formid-

able force on offense. The

Golden Hawks were in

tough against the defending national and champs no one

really expected an upset.

Laurier has reached

crunch time. They must win

the rest of their in or- ..by this man, Andy Cecchini. The veteran tailback became games John Tavares an defensive played outstanding game, der make Laurier's all-time rusher this week in the to the OUAA past game not to mention punting a 63 yarder in the end zone It is against Western. playoffs. not out of the for one of Laurier's points. 28 SPORTS the cord Friday October 12, 1990 Tamiae Hockey 1990-91...

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Rough road trip for the Leafs

has Doug Carpenter twenty-six determine a one Boucher number goal- looking forward to Don Chowder by Craig Cherry Jersey's Troy was only players on the roster and to plans tender. Whoever is chosen as the between the first and second peri- round one. When Detroit travels do some in the more juggling goalie should stay in net to either ods. to T.O. it will be Wendel Clark The Leafs have gone through days to come. He must now de- flourish or flounder as the season The Leafs disappointed me winning that unanimous decision. an entire training camp, pre- cide on a centre for Vincent on. time goes and time again throughout While in Edmonton, Toronto season schedule and western road Damphousse and Daniel Marois, To the 90-91 season the Allan Bester in open game. stood on was danger of falling to 0-3 at trip with nothing being decided. defense pairings, and most of all Toronto had to face Winnipeg, a his head most of the night stop- the hands of the defending much team since last improved ping many of the Calgary snipers, champs. The Leafs fell behind

as Things looked bright but Toronto showed no of year. signs early, but eventually cut the Daniel Marois scored with just to wanting win, and made no ef- deficit to 3-2. Marois and Ed

fort to throw their forty-nine seconds into the con- weight around. Olczyk scored for Toronto in the

What's that You test. But this was to be the end of Wendel Clark was the only player Doug? say third, but were still one goal that the offense for Toronto as Win- even attempted to get in the short. you are finally going to nipeg scored seven unanswered way of the Flames. The end result Peter Ing played great and make some decisions relat-

goals en route to a 7-1 may get another start for Toronto drubbing. was another loss for the ing to the winless Leafs? Leafs, Jeff Reese started the and this in the Gardens. game time it was 4-1. Come on coach, off get looked between the Don time the Leafs will very shaky Cherry disappointed no By press duff and those their your get pipes. one in the season premiere of have already completed The first the Nordi- boys turned around. Pick "Hockey Night in "Coaches Corner". Ron Maclean home opener against Canada" of the and will be to face game against and Cherry began the season ready yourself a starting goalie at- year just ques the Flames Detroit Calgary brought much where they left off last season- at on Saturday. Hopefully least. speculation to mind. each their record my I was other's throats. Cherry noted by Sunday morning 2-3 wondering how the Leafs would that Detroit Red Wing Bob will have climbed to with two respond after the loss. I also victories. was Probert's unanimous loss to New straight

Determination drives Ladies to victory

be no toothless tiger. Up front, len Allen took matters into her ahead two with by Stephan Latour by goals, Bethany A whole Kelly "Kicker" Konstantinou, From own hands. 30 yards out, Rypma showing a delicate touch Cord Sports rattled Guelph with her dangerous her the leather mighty boot struck with a great shot at an acute world of A new Hawk Eleven rattled a drives hitting the crossbar twice. hard. The shot blew unstoppable angle. Laurier was ahead 2-0.

boisterous team on Octo- Guelph In the back field, a determined by the Guelph keeper, leaving her the the Despite winning game, flavors ber 3. Although the Lady Hawk's Krauss the to fetch the ball from the net. just Melinda stalled Lady Hawks lost players, with

names and faces have not threat. Once Laurier Gryphons' goal scoring was up by one several visiting the infirmary. moved but the soccer has taken into changed, Besides Melinda, defensive pivot goal, the pressure eased some- Melinda Krauss clashed hard with fresh turn for the a surprisingly Nena Orescanin was what. This new Hawk team played a Lady a Guelph opponent and received a not some better. Determination, as always. This did not sit back and coast as of stitches corner tough game, they dandy set on the nog- your magic potion, caused this turn- afternoon her defensive dazzle would have done in the In- past. gin. Helen Stoumbos and Lisa about. frustrated the Gryphons. stead, they kept the throttle on Wannen received hard knocks of the world. The Lady Hawks would need The scoreboard remained full. and probably will not be playing mustre all their and to physical empty until the second half when The intense drive behind in this weekend's game with mental would resources. Guelph Laurier's midfield conductor Col- Laurier's forward surges put them McMaster.

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tumbling out of machines,' rallying around the the that have and by Brock Greenhalgh eyes team, was we the Purple Gold have questions or issues they around shifted to make sure that amount of red and white It would Sports Editor store across the street. be would like discussed in "My Sun- no one was watching. that was worn nice think this paraphernalia by to that city cares so day Evening...". Come on down

Well, this Sunday was a little not only the students, but by most much about its in- and lets talk. I show post-secondary can you all I know what you are thinking, different than most, but not be- of the citizens. I wondered stitutions. the neat things I bought with the what the hell does this have to do of had cause Thanksgiving. It whether or not the same thing I'm still to here from I from waiting money won those slot ma- with sports? Well despite the more to do with where I for will here in Waterloo all was happen now my adoring fans out there who chines. crappy ( a little gambler's joke) Thanksgiving: Las Vegas. In my attitudes of most of the people, parents' ultimate wisdom they de- they all seemed quite supportive cided to uproot one of the most of their local university, the Uni- cherished of family traditions and versity of Nevada Las Vegas HAWKS OFTHEWEEK ship us all off to the middle of the (UNLV). For those of you who desert. don't know, the UNLV Running

If I sound a little bitter, I am. Rebels won the NCAA basketball

Our BETHANY RYPMA-SOCCER- flight going was delayed championship last year. This year

seven and I stuck in striker hours, was they have not been allowed to en- The first year forward the Detroit airport, trying to get ter the tournament due to illegal from Burford played an excellent rid of a cold before I had to face manoeuvres on the part of their both and game offensively the heat of Nevada. I had never coach. Despite all of this, the city on been to the and I defensively against Guelph glittery city still loves the Rebels. don't think that I'll be going Wednesday. In again, but I did learn something a long discussion with one of the waitresses about life, and about sports. at an all-you- can-eat buffet, I discovered why

The city itself seemed too the people of Las Vegas have and I had hard time fake to me, a rallied around UNLV. The

that I relaxing. The people met woman I talked to had a son at were not too friendly, especially UNLV and one at Penn State. She ANDY CECCHINI- the ones in the tourism industry, believed that the allegations made . Tourists FOOTBALL- The 4th which seems a little odd. against UNLV's basketball coach year run-

hours the could be seen at all of were true, but said that the same ning back from St. Catherines

the levers on the slot thing on all over the day pulling goes place broke WLU's all-time rushing machines, and I must admit, I and that the only reason that the record in Thursday's game myself did succumb to the temp- head coach was singled out was Western. The record he against tation. because "stepped on the wrong which held for- toes". I don't know the whole was previously by

What I noticed was the greed I will Hawk's star story but sure find out, to mer Jim Reid, was that seems to take over all people quench my own curiosity. 2316 yards and had stood since when they have a chance to make 1978. Another thing I noticed about their dreams come true. Quick the people of Las Vegas, in their hands horded the coins that came

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Tough decisions for men's basketball coach

Coach Jefferies plans to move to increase the poor fan support Rob Cresswell by Mike Alessio the Jefferies responded, "The only to small for- Cord Sports ward come is win. position. way for people to to You market all can a product you "He's a good shooter and can For a pleasant change this want but if they don't like what handle the ball. Mike played in- year hoop fans won't have to wait should they come side they see, why last year and did a good job until the frigid evenings of Janu- out?" but at 6'2" can only do so much." ary to get a first hand look at this stated Jefferies. Rookies Sean year's men's Golden Hawk bas- Their speedy, scrappy style is, Brennan (6'4") and Rob Demetter ketball squad. Coach Gary Jef- however, entertaining to say the (6'5") should get a chance here. feries has lined least. Win or these can up early pre- lose, boys

season games to get a better look play! Inside is where Jefferies will

his at team before the regular sea- have tough decisions. Returning Quarterbacking this year's at- son kicks off January 9th. veterans Steve Duncan and tack once again is Tony Mar- After a dismal 2-12 record Wayne Trudeau, both 6'4" can cotullio, whose and last quickness year, second year coach Jef- play both the four and five posi- him ball handling make one of feries had one goal in mind: get tions inside. With rookies Shawn the best point guards in the pro- this school a big man who can Roach (6'7"), Alex Thornton Not vince. surprisingly he won rough it up inside! His prayers (6'7"), Mario Venditti (6'5") and the OUAA scoring title with in In were answered a big way. Derrek Shirley (6'7"), however, close to nineteen points a game. of the best perhaps one recruiting the veterans may feel a little un- Third year guard Danny Deep seasons of Jefferies has been late, easy. Shirley is currently un- should be a future once again at blessed with ten talented rookies dergoing a training program to the number two spot. to with the six go returning get him down from 297 lbs to

veterans. Of these ten freshmen, With the loss of Ray Tone about 250 lbs. He is a great pros- five are at least 6'5", which (academic ineligibility) and Dave pect and should be able to 'boot

smile Jef- Klueskens brings a not only to (time to study) it has some head' under the boards.

to all second Tim feries' face, but the diehard left year Smith to Jefferies feels that it will be fans who saw many a game lost fight it out with rookies for time difficult with to keep up Guelph in the final minutes because of at guard. Mark Bullock from and Western, but with a little height disadvantages. Forest Heights is one rookie who work a .500 season is a definite Jefferies is Although their record doesn't very high on. He is an possibility. The Golden Hawks' prove it, last year's Golden excellent shooter and could make first is game October 25th in the Hawks were very competitive and a big impact Chris Livingstone, A.C. T. Andre against U of It should be provided an entertaining, fast Baptiste.and Jeff Miller

break-oriented a game. will provide great depth in the good one, so come out and cheer for the "Last year we just didn't back court. Hawks this season.

know how to win. Inexperience

and bench strength had a lot to do with it." said Jefferies.

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