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Flowers in the Sky LETTER he darker tones symbolize the FROM THE Tunpredictability of the sky and the beautiful reflections of it captured by the water. The array of colours are so EDITOR bright; they overpower the centre of ROSE LIU the piece, the hand-drawn mandala, to [email protected] show how nature will always be what is most important in the universe. Contributers Welcome back everyone! Here is the latest issue of the coolest newspaper that you’ve all been waiting for! Don’t hide your feelings. I know you’ve missed us so much. Rose Liu: Editor-in-chief William Aziz: Writer April was an amazing month that started off with an amazing Daniel Barasso: Writer day (a shout-out to Nico Briere for filling Mr. Salkeld’s office with Judd Garfield: Writer balloons). Congrats to our diligent robotics team and our fantastic Oli Palevsky: Writer debaters for their outstanding performances! And a huge thank you Lotus on Water Amy Qin: Writer to our DQ committee members for organizing this year’s intriguing Kyle Wiseman: Writer and thought-provoking conference. As Amy delights your taste buds with a Korean restaurant review, Daniel will walk you around the he yellow-to-red colour gradience Special Contributers: Pompeii exhibition. Definitely don’t miss the message from our Head Tof the flower symbolizes the sun. Emma Belhadfa Boy & Head Girl 2016-2017. Need some friendship advice? Dr. Foz is The small white leaves between each of Aissa Guindo always here for you. Finally, Kyle, Kameel and Dylan will whirl your the large petals of the flower represent curiosity through articles on the environment, Aboriginal Canadians the balance between these two forces of Michael Hamilton nature. Kameel Khan and even the US election! Evan Luxenberg Clearly spring is struggling to make its way here, but you can Dylan Theriault-Harris see that The Wire has blossomed on time just to please you! Enjoy this issue and see you again soon! Ms. Seton: Teacher Supervisor Rose Liu By ALYSSA OBRAND Editor-in-Chief

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huffingtonpost.co.uk BY DYLAN THERIAULT-HARRIS he wall just got ten feet businessinsider.com higher. As the American African-Americans the right to minorities are increasingly election process drags on, vote, a fair trial and equality, the discouraged from voting. Tthe absurdity mounts. On the right, dream of Martin Luther King has An even bigger issue lies in Trump has won the battle over never come into fruition. White the fact that many Americans can’t who is more anti-establishment, and black children may dine under vote. A criminal record, whether During the nineties and explicitly racist is good enough. have been a battle between two fiscally conservative and racist. the same roof, learn at the same it be for a minor drug offence, two thousands, the political As long you keep your hatred of political dynasties. Clinton vs Both Cruz and Kasich left the race schools, work at the same firms; but effectively revokes your citizenship. environment began to thaw. We blacks and fantasies of years past Bush (remember Jeb!?). Only one in early May. On the left, Hillary the problem of racism “America never Ex-cons who have live in a much scarier society. Our to yourself, it's alright. Under remains. Hillary isn’t, however, is struggling to fight off a choleric still exists. On paper, committed felonies can’t fixed, or has come enemies are no longer known to us. the guise of political correctness, having a great time. For a few socialist. Party elites can't believe the systematic reforms vote. While President Who lies beneath that burka? Is it a the GOP has largely tried to, at weeks, it nearly appeared that what’s unfolding. of the previous close to dealing Obama has attempted to woman fleeing political and sexist least when it came to running for Sanders might just have slipped by. Who's responsible? Where decades are wonderful. with its race fix these issues, without persecution from a war president, keep However, thanks to super-delegates did The Donald come from? Is Disenfranchisement is control of Congress his problem.” torn and intolerant “The race has come this under (party officials who get the America really this racist? While now implicit. hands are tied. Without nation? Or is it a wraps. Donald equivalent vote as 700,000 people, down to who can be the this election has surprised the 12 per cent of the US any representation, it’s difficult to suicide bomber? This Trump is not all of whom are registered party average north eastern American, population is black. 10 per cent of prompt change and the cycle of is the fear of a great most offensive without seizing on an members), Hillary should secure this election is showing the the house is black. Pretty equal, discrimination. deal of Americans. The crossing the line, and opportunity. the nomination. The millennials true colours of the US. This is right? Things start to go downhill Why is white America white south is quite now increasingly, who He understands backing Bernie do, however ,have democracy at its finest - and worst. the second you move over to the mad? To understand the current xenophobic. Donald can get away from it.” who his legitimate concerns; the party needs The reactants necessary for the rise senate. There is only one black predicament, we have to go back in Trump is excusing supporters are. to align around a single candidate. of extremism in the US have existed member. The federal level is but time. Was the US south vehemently them. He's validating The Donald While it may be tough, the newly for, well, since the birth of the the start of the issue. Minorities racist during the ‘30s? Yes. With their fears. In the Republican world, is, however, playing a dangerous invigorated millennials need to nation. While Obama has declared are vastly underrepresented the Cold War freezing over the we are under attack. We have no game. He recognizes that he can't put the bong down and exhale; a himself to be a president of a "post- in state houses. However, the world after WWII, the problem border, no security. Yet somehow, go the full nine yards. This doesn't independent run would conceivably race" America, the nation is just disenfranchisement, which is too of an individual’s racism, that in the light of the greatest refugee stop his supporters from doing it hand the election to Trump. beginning to address the heart of easily blamed on the populous, being implicit disenfranchisement, crisis since WWII, terrorism in for him. The race on the right has As we look on, there is little the issue. is actually a systematic issue. largely faded from the public Europe is at a 50 year low. come down to who can be the most to do as a Canadian. The biggest America never fixed, or The GOP is increasingly passing consciousness. It’s illogical to worry When people who don't offensive without crossing the line, takeaway is to understand the has come close to dealing with its legislation to discourage and about your neighbour when the look like you are your enemies, and now increasingly, who can get power of a democracy. Ultimately, race problem. While the reforms hamper minorities from voting. threat of nuclear annihilation is it becomes easy to reaffirm your away from it. we the people make the decisions. brought forth by the Civil Rights From rescheduling the elections sitting overhead. Our enemy was racial prejudices. The bar is set A year ago I would have As for now, let's enjoy the rest of movements of the 1960s guaranteed to instituting mandatory ID, the Soviets. very low. 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ppkasunimap.com ENVIRONMENT WEEK HEAD GIRL 2016-2017 HEAD BOY 2016-2017 BY KYLE WISEMAN JULIA LEB SAM FREDER RECAP Hello student body, he environment. It consists Although it doesn't sound like for great We are your future student heads. We can’t find your student legs or students of many aspects that we much, doing this actually saves an prices. arms, so sorry about that. We are very excited to tell you that next year will be filled require in order to live a incredible amount of energy and Though it would be extremely Thappy and healthy life, or live at all, money, and if every school did this difficult to convince everyone to with such cringe-worthy jokes, and there’s no going back now. We would also like to inform you of a few minor policy changes. We really want for that matter. It gives us the air for 10 minutes every day, it would become a vegetarian, little activities we breathe, the water we drink, the truly make a difference. like this raise awareness on the to spruce up the school’s spirit by adding in a few fun quirks! In honour of throwback ground we run on. Yet, it seems to Another small activity our subject and allow people to explore Thursday, once a week, instead of detentions, we will be implementing the guillotine! have dropped to the wayside on the school has is the signing of the their “vegan side.” You’re welcome Mr. Salkeld and Mr. Hoteit! global list of importance. Globally, Earth flag. While this doesn't do “I think it’s a great thing,” We think Tuesdays are already pretty sweet, so we won’t be changing anything the environment isn't as appreciated anything directly linked to saving says grade 11 student Max Shafter. there. as it should be, the environment, “Doing what’s important for the Obviously, for Wednesday, there is one main thing that everyone despises; yup, but here at Lower it is a great way to environment is something that you guessed it. We will be removing the first “d” from Wednesday! What is it doing Canada College, raise awareness of needs to be addressed more often.” there? What does it want? Is it just watching and waiting to pounce after centuries of we do our best to the issues at hand Initiatives like these are very quiet observation? Not under our watch. We will take a safer, enemy-free LCC thank ensure the health and and encourage important and should matter a great you very much. appreciation of our people to take deal to all of us. I know it’s hard to We already told you about Thursdays because we plan ahead. Fridays are the environment, because initiative and be very worried about our planet worst day of the week by far! Have no fear; Julia and Sam are here to make Fridays great we do understand get involved in right now, as many of the negative again. We know how sad it is to think that after period 6 on this dreadful day, you will just how important the health of our aspects on the earth we are trying have to leave LCC for two ENTIRE DAYS! This is why we have come to a decision to it is. planet. to prevent might not really become cancel weekends! We actually Personally, I extremely serious until after we are If you have any complaints about any of these awesome policies, make sure to have an entire week of school think the “we are silent” campaign, long gone. There just isn't enough bring them to us on Karl Marx Mondays! Along with taking all of your possessions, dedicated to the environment. It though it is not directly related urgency. we will promptly submit your helpful suggestions to the communal bonfire. These are is a week filled with activities and to saving our planet, is easily the That being said, let the just a few fun things that we plan on doing to make every day of the week amazing! No initiatives that increase awareness most inspiring. It is an activity beauty of our planet be your need to thank us; it’s what we’re here for. about the problems with our where people can sign up and inspiration. There shouldn't have With love, environment and how we can all pledge to stay silent (no forms of to be a detrimental reason to eat The Rulers of The World, Julia Leb and Sam Freder change in order to help our planet. communication whatsoever) for the well and keep our planet clean. As The first activity the LCC entire day. This initiative is to raise a school, we must continue to raise community partakes in is “Lights awareness of the animals that don’t awareness on this important cause Out!”. It is an activity that requires have a voice to speak for themselves. and let it continue to be one of our every classroom in the school to To top it all off, a vegetarian top priorities. Why? Because it’s our turn off their lights for 10 minutes. food sale is available to all students home.

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BY BIANCA COLETTA RECAP coversforfb.com A SURGE IN CANADIAN MUSIC By William Aziz Throughout the year, the curiosity about the subject, which he took from space and This past year, something unbelievable So, where did this surge in Destiny Quebec executive and through their thought- they were absolutely beautiful! happened in the name of Canadian Canadian artists come from? Drake’s committee worked diligently provoking questions. He also showed us the negative Music. During the month of October, record label, OVO, has certainly helped Special thanks to: to make this year’s conference After our first keynote impact humanity is having on Canadian artists held half of the top put Canadian music on the map, and, Ms. Leiter a success. Our executive and speaker, our delegates our planet, through a number 10 hot singles on the Billboard charts even more specifically, has put Ontario M. Soret committee were absolutely separated to attend their first of less appealing pictures taken Mr. Peotto in the United States. What’s even more hip-hop artists on the map. Two wonderful and very talented chosen seminar. They had from space; these included impressive is that of these top 10 spots, Ontario rappers have released their Equally, a big thank in their ideas, and certainly the pleasure in choosing, photos of countries, such Canadian artists brought home the No. mix tapes in the past couple of months. limitless in their sense of in advance, topics where as China, India and Italy, you to every other 1, 2 and 3 spots! Jazz Cartier released his anticipated member on the staff humour, which characterized professionals were brought in countries that are covered in album Hotel Paranoia that has met all and facility for their many of our meetings. I must to discuss the innovations and smog. At No. 3, Drake released his of its expectations, and another Ontario addisinsight.com contribution and for say that the process was a very initiatives in that specific area. In all, I found that such a great job on memorable one and I wouldn’t The seminars they were able the conference went very track labeled “Hotline Bling,” which rapper, Tory Lanez, released two very making the Destiny have changed a thing. to chose from were: Health, well. I found every speaker’s became an automatic sensation. At No. popular songs this year alone that Quebec conference 2 was Justin Bieber’s track “What Do both reached the top 100 in hip hop run smoothly. This year’s conference Science and Technology, presentations were very concentrated on The Future of Energy, Economics and interesting and I’m certainly You Mean,” which actually held the No. Billboards charts in the United States. We would also like our Planet: The Innovations and E-commerce. intrigued with what the future 1 spot for an entire week until being to thank everyone Initiatives Shaping Humanity. Next, there was a has in store for us. I have to replaced by another Canadian Artist, This surge in Canadian music on the executive and We began our conference short break, followed by the admit that I am also a little The Weeknd, who has become one of is seemingly here to stay. Drake is committee for their with the very talented co-host delegates’ second choice of apprehensive, because we so my favorite artists today. His track, set to release his new album on April amazing ideas and “The Hills,” is another great track that 29th and his first couple of tracks has contribution to this of the Discovery Chanel’s seminar, and, later on, a lunch often focus on the negative year’s conference. Daily Planet, Zia Tong, who break giving everyone the time possibilities, such as the end of introduced us to how silky smooth so far been worth the wait. Views presented an overview of 2015’s to relax and interact with their the human race due to global the Weeknd’s upcoming album Beauty from the 6 will continue to add to the stereogum.com scientific innovations. Along peers. warming or the domination Behind the Madness will be. overwhelming collection of talented with mentioning the wonderful We ended off the day of artificial intelligence, things Canadian artists. Within Drake’s album, inventions that are on the with a fantastic, eye-opening straight out of a sci-fi movie. What is even crazier about this there will surely be other Canadian horizon, such as a 3D printer presentation by the Minister On a positive note, it particular Billboard chart is that The artists to back him up in completing that can construct housing and of Transport and former was absolutely wonderful to Weeknd, Drake and Justin Bieber are all one of the most hyped albums of the a machine that can recycle all Canadian astronaut, Marc witness all of our hard work artists specifically from Ontario. This year. We will see if Drake is able to live your recyclables in to things Garneau. He took us through finally coming into play, and I province of less than 14 million people up to his reputation and continue his that you can make at home, the steps of an astronaut loved seeing everyone’s interest is releasing more popular songs than a major success in 2016. I believe that the such as tools, she reminded us being laughed into space and in the topic! country, such as the United States, with album will be a hit and Canadian artists of the repercussions they may the experiences he had while I really do hope its population of 320 million. will continue to thrive and contribute have on our planet. being up there, such as playing everyone enjoyed the overwhelmingly to the music scene. rapbasement.com I was largely cards with Russian astronauts. conference!! impressed by everyone’s He shared pictures of Earth, 8 MAY 10, 2016 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE 9 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE LOWER CANADA COLLEGE MOVIE

EMPIRE The two crazy box office hits that everyone seems to be talking about are Dead pool and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Deadpool has to be one of the better movies I’ve seen this year, and, for sure, the best comedy I’ve seen in a while. Deadpool showcases some BY OLIVER PALEVSKY outstanding acting talent and a great plot. However, Deadpool was a very vulgar movie, and I do not recommend it to anyone under the age of 14. With STATE that being said, it was everything you could possibly want in a movie; it was BY EMMA BELHADFA funny, it was full of action and it had a great storyline. Deadpool follows the life of retired Special Forces operative Wade Wilson. Wilson has been diagnosed with severe cancer and hasn’t been given much time to live. After hearing the news, he and his wife are devastated since OF they had just met and their life together was only beginning. After an encounter with a strange man at a strange bar, Wilson discovers that there might be a way to save himself. Introduce Deadpool, the vigilante whom Wilson has turned into due to what was done to his body to save him from dying. However, this process comes with a price. Wilson’s body is completely destroyed and he looks MUSIC absolutely disgusting. Furious, Wilson goes hunting for his creator to help reverse what has been done to him. There, we performed a total of seven pieces of This plot may be a little too much to handle, but trust me; this action- music we had been practicing for months at two packed thriller is something that you don’t want to miss out on. venues. Although playing was the main purpose of My final verdict is that Deadpool is a must-see, and I recommend it to our voyage, we also watched a hilarious Broadway audiences aged 14 and over. For everybody who loves superhero movies and rendition of the age-old tale of “Aladdin,” toured loves comedy, this movie is the perfect fit for you, and I don’t think you’ll be the famous museums, strolled around Central disappointed. Park and even had the luck of seeing the New York Batman v Superman, on the other hand, is a film, which I think is heading right Philharmonic perform at the iconic Lincoln Center. photo creds to Chris Ubhi & Mr. Cox for a DVD release. This film was terrible, lacking a decent storyline needed to take it to the next level. But even if we had all of these amazing Indeed, I would say that this has to be one of the saddest attempts at a can still remember feeling the sun on my face, opportunities, the moments I will remember forever superhero movie since Joel Schumacher’s Batman Forever. It lacked credible a welcome sensation after a seven-hour bus were the ones that weren’t planned. I will never f acting, solid directing, and most importantly, an interesting storyline. However, ride. I can recall standing in the middle of orget running through the busy streets of the city that the one thing this movie delivered was action and a whole lot of it. Manhattan, my mouth wide open in awe as the never sleeps as we rushed to make it to the symphony The acting was very sub par in this film; I was very skeptical when I saw tall buildings stood proudly around me. But, on time. I will always remember how much fun we Jesse Eisenberg cast as the villain. I was right to feel this way because he was most of all, I can picture the large smiles covering the had dancing and singing at the jazz club. Ifaces of my classmates, grins that didn’t leave a single awful. I mean how could a five foot six 100 pound man come across as a scary villain? I’m a huge fan of Jesse Eisenberg but I knew this role just wasn’t meant person’s face for the length of the trip. I will cherish the friends I made for the rest of for him. my high school career, because this trip not only let Someone whom I’m just not so fond of is the director Zach Snyder. I When Mr. Cox and Mr. Cheyne announced us grow as musicians, but as people too. I was given never really enjoyed any of his work prior to this film. And I can still say that I the annual band trip would be in New York back the chance to befriend students I would not normally don’t like any movie he’s been a part of. Snyder has a particular way of making in October, I never imagined just how much fun it see at school and I was lucky enough to forge bonds films, and when he was slated as the director, I knew this film never even stood would be. Along with about 60 other members of of friendship that will hopefully withstand the a chance. Senior Band, I had the privilege of visiting the Big unpredictable future. And that is something for which All in all, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was a bust, and I do not Apple in mid-April. I will forever be infinitely grateful. recommend anybody waste their time on this film. This movie was plagued techinsider.io netflixlife.com space.ca screenrant.com from the beginning and never even showed any potential. 10 MAY 10, 2016 en.wikipedia.org lmsentertainments.co.uk LOWER CANADA COLLEGE 11 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE LOWER CANADA COLLEGE

Natives don’t even have true because crime on the reserve control over their own reserve falls under the jurisdiction of Why are we so oblivious to the related affairs, like the right to tribal courts that are notorious for prejudices and atrocities happening right privately own property. Their favoring their own people. Given in our own backyards? Why had I never economic possibilities are limited the situation where the son of a even heard of residential schools that Buried Voices: because many of the reserves are tribal chief was in custody, the abused Native American kids for 140 years, located in remote rural areas, far tribal officer might opt for taking before doing my own research? Why don’t The Browbeaten Aboriginal from workplaces in the city. There no action at all; otherwise it might aboriginal women have a hashtag (#) like are job openings in the mining jeopardize his career. the international “Bring Back our Girls” People of Canada and agricultural industries close Facts like these cause us movement made for the 300 Nigerian girls to the reserves, but their main to hone our vision onto petty who were abducted by Boko Haram? source of income is transfers from concerns, while the much more A lot of it has to do with the the federal government. People dire issues drift farther and miniscule amounts of media coverage are therefore forced to choose farther away from our periphery. done on aboriginal issues. Less than half between leaving the reserve and Problems like the Housing of a percent of all news stories are focused sacrificing their Indian status, Crisis in the Ontario reserve of around aboriginal people. The majority of or accepting the presence of Attawapiskat fly right over our viewers feel uncomfortable in the face of BY KAMEEL KHAN a glass ceiling and inhumane heads without making any noise. reality, or they lack interest in these issues, living conditions. What a crafty Even worse than the overcrowded so news networks have fewer reasons to cbc.ca o date, there are 3,100 Native American reserves mechanism of assimilation. wooden shacks, with poor waste mention them. Even as the coverage related across Canada, home to hundreds of thousands First, let’s One annoying myth management and insulation, are to protests and talks between indigenous of First Nations, Métis, and Inuit persons. debunk some popular that perpetuates hatred towards the raging suicide epidemics. people and the government become more THowever, names like Kahnawake and Attawapiskat misconceptions regarding indigenous persons is that they Two weeks ago in Attawapiskat, frequent, the number of stories with a are of little significance to most city dwellers except First Nations reserves don’t pay taxes and university eleven people attempted suicide negative tone proportionally increases. to those few people who make occasional trips to the and their inhabitants. is free for them. Actually, in one night. And listen to this. These stories may include criticism of communities to buy tax-free cigarettes or fireworks. By doing this, we will tax exemption only exists in 100 suicide attempts have been substance abuse, painting all natives to be The fact that we know so little about native culture, finally be able to look at extremely special cases and made in the last seven months. drug addicts, or comment on the rising livelihood or reserves hints at an alarming flaw in our our country with new is not available to non-status There are only 1,500 people on the Aboriginal prisoner population, making academic curriculum. This widespread ignorance dating eyes, only to see that Indians, Métis or Inuit peoples. reserve. them all sound like criminals. way back to the 17th century, if not before, has also been while they may have So, status Indians who live and A 2014 report from the My hope is that Prime Minister the cause of major problems for the aboriginal people. immunity from federal work off the reserves pay federal RCMP listed more than 1000 Trudeau will prioritize the restructuring of prosecution, the people of and provincial taxes just like the missing aboriginal women in these impoverished communities, as well However, native reserves have started garnering these godforsaken fenced- rest of us. Sadly, the education Canada, most of whom were as shed light on these suffering tribes; he more attention in national news during the last decade off societies certainly funds that are distributed to mothers. It is speculated that has already demonstrated his support for than ever before, but it isn’t a good thing. Most of the aren’t immune to the First Nations youth don’t match these were murders. Nearly indigenous communities in various press stories emerging from these communities deal with ramifications of the the number of applicants and half of the murder cases in the conferences. poverty, substance abuse, suicide, unemployment and twisted system, rigged according to Canada’s auditor Native Women’s Association We must also eradicate the racist mortality, five terms that have become synonymous with against them. general, who oversees the federal of Canada’s database are still stereotypes by expanding our school’s life on the reserves. tes.com government’s operations, "The unsolved, and only 53 per cent curriculum concerning aboriginals, so First on the list is the Indian Act of 1876. This education gap between First of these cases resulted in a that the new generation becomes more statute created plots of land called “reserves” for the Nations living on reserves and the criminal being indicted for their knowledgeable and tolerant of different Aboriginal peoples to live on and to continue their general Canadian population has actions. Statistics also show that cultures. Lastly, journalism schools must cultural and religious practices, undisturbed. This widened.” “aboriginal women are almost actively try to create more opportunities for seems inclusive, right? Wrong. It was enacted under the There is also the three times more likely to be natives to work as reporters or columnists, notion that it would be sufficient compensation for the assumption that Status Indians killed by a stranger than non- to promote non-biased media coverage. torment that they suffered at the hands of the (I still can’t fathom how “Indian” Aboriginal woman are.” This The time has come for us to wake colonialists. But genocide and exploitation of their is still a legal term) can get away is evidence that the prevailing up. It’s no conspiracy that social injustice is resources in return for a portion of the land, which was with their crimes because the intergenerational trauma is solely happening under our noses. We just have theirs to begin with, hardly feels like a fair trade. regular justice system doesn’t based on racism. to be brave enough to look at it. cbc.ca apply to them. 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WILL SCHOOLS cbssports.com BAN ? BY JUDD GARFIELD CONTACT SPORTS MARCH Participating in sports as a child become more obvious because of group/team is very important. It promotes a all the new evidence showing that interaction, healthy lifestyle, and improves both long-term contact sports careers and skills forums.myfantasyleague.com cbssports.com MADNESS happiness and can lead to head development. These are essential March Madness is one of the biggest and most exciting in the final social skills trauma, particularly learning opportunities for life.” (Dr. sporting events of the year. Consisting of 64 college seconds of the as it brings Chronic Traumatic Charles Tator). Playing these contact basketball teams from all around the United States, it game. Some of the people together. Encephalopathy sports also encourages risk-taking, RECap is also one of the biggest sports tournaments that is top plays of the Indeed, sports (CTE for short), and humans are naturally hardwired nationally televised. There was a lot of hype surrounding tournament were are great, but which has plagued to be inclined to take at least some this year’s tournament and it definitely lived up to the Northern Iowa like most things, many athletes, post- risks. expectations. What makes March Madness so exciting Paul Jesperson’s there is always career. Explained Most schools have always is that you can expect the unexpected. No matter which half court heave to beat the Texas Longhorns with the some cause for basecracker.com well in the film encouraged their student body seed team is playing, and no matter how much time is seconds dying on the clock, Bronson Koenig’s crazy concern, especially in contact sports. Concussion, neuropathologist to participate in sports, without left on the clock, March Madness never fails to deliver a three-point buzzer beater against Wisconsin, and of Head trauma and other injuries can Bennet Omalu proves that playing necessarily factoring in the risks. great show. course, Kris Jenkins’ buzzer beating shot to win the be some of the effects of partaking in contact sports (notably football, Between 2001 and 2005, 250,000 March Madness finals against UNC. these collision sports. in this case) for extensive periods students aged 8 to19 were sent to the The Upsets: The final game between No. 2-seeded Villanova It is an of time can induce hospital for head-related injuries in This year’s tournament had its fair share of facing off against No. 1-seeded UNC was one of the most issue that only CTE, which is a life contact sports. A common problem, upsets. One of the biggest upsets that ruined more exciting games of the tournament. Watching top-seeded now has started threating disease specifically in male-dominated than 50 per cent of March Madness brackets was No. teams play, you are guaranteed to get a good show, and to become very affecting behavior sports, was the fear of being 15-seeded Middle Tennessee defeating No. 2-seeded this was certainly the case here. With the score being apparent in and emotions. Dr. benched. Many student athletes Michigan State 90-8. A 15-seeded team has only beaten a close for most of the game, every play was thrilling to the news with Omalu’s findings have lied about their condition after 2-seeded team eight times in tournament history before watch, knowing that just one play could change the stories about resulted in him taking hits to avoid being benched this particular game. Other mentionable upsets were No. outcome of the entire game. This game, in particular, had professional claiming that there and in order to keep playing. There 12-seeded Yale defeating No. 5-seeded Baylor 79-75, and one of the craziest endings, with Marcus Paige hitting athletes suffering skysports.com should be a ban on have been many related incidents No. 6-seeded Arizona falling to No. 11-seeded Wichita an incredible game-tying three with four seconds left on from these problems, particularly football, hockey, and soccer for with this and, in extreme cases, State 65-55. the clock, and then Kris Jenkins of Villanova hitting the post-career. Parents are questioning children under the age of 18. there has been a reported four The Heroes: game-winning buzzer beater in those last four seconds. their child’s safety and whether it’s Although many people deaths from students continuing to A hero is someone who is admired or idealized This year, March madness definitely lived up to worth it to enroll their children in would agree that contact sports play even after taking a blow to the for courage, but in this case, it’s making the game the hype. I can’t wait for next year’s tournament! contact sports, given all the risks. are very dangerous to developing head and never seeking any medical winning buzzer beater or saving your team from defeat With all this new information about students, there are also many people attention. Part of this is because of how contact sports are leaving who believe contact and collision the nature of these contact sports. sports from their physical activity As time goes on, new evidence Ferguson have also encouraged kids lasting effects on kids, it’s only a sports have more benefits, which The kids think they are supposed programmes, but there has been a continues to come out, showing how and opened their eyes to the real matter of time until all schools are outweigh the risks. There are to get hurt, and that it’s part of the decrease in involvement in collision dangerous these sports really are to dangers of these sports. It may well be going to ban contact sports in order benefits that people believe contact game, but, they don’t realize they are sports as parents are starting to take adolescents, especially because their only a matter of time until all impact to protect the health and safety of sports offer that non-contact sports really hurting themselves. into consideration the real “long- brains are not fully developed yet. sports are removed from school their students. cannot. “Collision sports teach kids So far no school has gone term” risks they could have on their Early retirements from pro-athletes programmes. This issue has only recently a lot, and they benefit from the as far as removing all contact children. like Chris Borland and D'Brickashaw 14 MAY 10, 2016 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE 15 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE LOWER CANADA COLLEGE

One of the most remarkable artefacts to survive earn what it would’ve felt like is this statue. It is one of a set of five statues called the to be alive 2000 years ago in danzatrici (dancers) placed in niches around the pool a spectacular exhibition on in the garden of a Villa of the Papyri in Herculaneum, LPompeii, featuring over 200 artefacts each making a different gesture. This particular statue in a multisensorial environment. is of a young woman adjusting her peplos, with apparel The exhibition showcases mosaics, reminiscent of the early Greek trends, indicating the frescoes, and statues, as well as reverence with which the Romans regarded Greek utensils and everyday items with culture. This interest can be seen through a large common uses, immersing you into portion of the art found in Pompeii. the rich lifestyle of this bustling It was common for houses in Pompeii to have trade town of the Roman Empire. gardens. They were like small havens, isolated from the The exhibition brings to light many bustling streets, and a peristyle garden (garden with a elements of Roman culture and colonnade) became the ultimate symbol of high status. BENEATH THE ASHES reaches its climax with a recreation of Large frescoes decorated the walls, statues infused the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that life into the space and fountains streamed water into Pompeii Exhibition covered the town under metres of pools. The combination of architecture and the arts of ash, freezing it in time. landscape, painting and waterworks gave the homes BY DANIEL BARRASO Here is a taste of what awaits an illusion of nature indoors and a sense of luxury, you beyond the main hall... imitating an oasis. mmfapompeii.com mmfapompeii.com A statue of Bacchus, the god This mosaic was found on the floor of the House of the In Roman culture, it was rather popular for people to of fertility and wine, was well known Geometric Mosaics. Displaying all of the fish that were flaunt their wealth and status. One way was by showing throughout the Roman Empire for sale in Pompeii, it clued towards the vibrant fish off extensive collections of silverware in their villas. Many for his cult’s wild rituals, market that was present at the time. Pompeii was, after have been found, surrounded by jewellery and coins, entailing great extents of carefully wrapped and stowed away in cloth, denoting the drunkenness and promiscuity, importance of silverware. More importantly, what could problematic enough to prompt be discovered through silverware did not only comprise the roman senate to ban the the economic status of certain people, but also their diet. worship of Bacchus in 186 Through analysis, it could be reasoned that this bowl BCE, although it did not seem to stop the cult’s rise in popularity, which majorly depended on the value of wine.

until they reached a marriageable age. Togas were made of heavy wool, and in the case of youth, were accom- panied by a bulla (amulet), which mmfapompeii.com mmfapompeii.com mmfapompeii.com were thought to serve as protection all, less than a kilometre away from the sea. Fish trade carried cheese. This Marble statue is a portrait of a youth in Pompeii. against evils. The bulla can be made was a fundamental part of life in Pompeii. The mosaic Not only does the tragic story of Pompeii convey The toga was a uniform indicating the social status of a of a variety of materials, each type itself was skillfully made by placing small cubes of great meaning, but it also gave a lot of information on the Roman citizen, in this case male. By its purple border, attributed to a level of social status. local stone, creating a dynamic setting brimming with Roman lifestyle that would not have been known other- it can be deduced that this was a toga praetexta, usually The gold amulet shows that the boy the variety of fish that constituted the Pompeiian diet, wise. The exposition’s on display at the Museum of Fine worn by boys until they reached maturity, and by girls was of the aristocratic class. mmfapompeii.com many of which can be still found today in the same sea. Arts until September 5th! 16 MAY 10, 2016 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE 17 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE LOWER CANADA COLLEGE Metropole Gourmet Beyond the glass wall lies lively Ste-Catherine Side Dishes The restaurant has three types of side Street under the bright evening sky. I can see dishes, from bread to rice. the glowing red and blue letters at the front of the restaurant, Sota B.B.Q. Coréen – À volonté. The crispy Fried Bun is sweetened by condensed milk. Korean songs muffle the city’s cacophony as the waiter comes with plates full of greens, seafood and slices of meat. I eagerly feed the black Sushi/ Sushi Pizzas/ Tartars/ Marki Rolls/ Hand Rolls stove with the raw ingredients. The black beast, Do you miss the taste of vinegar-soaked rice wrapped inside black seaweed? Do not which was snoring a while ago, greedily devours worry! The restaurant provides around thirty choices for Japanese cuisine fans. the food with its blue and orange flames, hissing The Imitation Crab Tartar consists of a mountain happily. of crab meat on a B.B.Q. flavoured potato chip. BY AMY QIN It was only later that I realized that I had missed some key parts of a Korean barbecue. Korean Cuisine Pork, beef, lamb... Rejoice, meat lovers! You now have the chance to select and cook your own meat. The Sauces restaurant also provides Before After Sota B.B.Q. provides several types of seafood, vegetables, sauce, including soy sauce, used to douse tempura, and other the ingredients while you grill them. MENU oriental dishes. Desserts Before After Appetizers Last but not least, numerous The soy sauce is slightly sweet. From Kimchi, a fermented dish made of types of ice cream help you cool seasoned vegetables, to Fried Tofu, the down after a hot B.B.Q. appetizers cover different Asian dishes, 1. Grill your own food. This is part of the unique satisfying all tastes. The Black Sesame Seed Ice-Cream experience of eating at a Korean barbecue strikes you with a strong, sweet sesame restaurant. With a resilient skin, the Fried Tofu is slightly sweet. flavour and is one of the many curious 2. Do not overcook your meat. It is disrespectful. ice cream types at the restaurant. 3. Ask for a clean grill in between different meats. Soups 4. Wrap your greens around your meats. Of the From the Japanese Miso Soup to the Pork combinations of greens and meats, lettuce should To the left is the Korean Chili Golden Rules be wrapped around bulgogi (sliced beef sirloin) Bone Kimchi Soup, the restaurant lets you Sauce. To the right is the and kalbi (sliced beef short rib), while pickled Korean Chili Oil Sauce. discover, or, in some cases, rediscover Asia. for a daikon should be paired with pork. { 5. Use ssamjang, a brown fermented bean paste Korean Barbecue and chili sauce, for beef wraps only. The Pork Bone Kimchi Soup is both hot and slightly sour. 6. Do not pour your own drink. It is customary for others to pour your drink for you.

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www.hitfix.com newyork.com waitressthemusical.com americanrepertorytheater.org MICHAEL’S U I Aissa’s MAY M S C Obsessions BY AISSA GUINDO WAITRESS I U E BY MICHAEL HAMILTON 1. Talk me Down WhenM I first heardN “Happy LittleT the story in a by Troye Sivan ou know a show is going to be big when its melancholy and overdone, and instead paints a funny, premiere performance in Massachusetts is sold- heartwarming, and empowering picture of the innate Pill” by Troye Sivan, I never would perfect way. What I also really enjoy Listen to it. Y have guessed that he was orignally a is that the songs fit well with the story, out in only a few days. This may or may not have strength of human nature. Spearheaded by Jessie YouTube vlogger. In fact, it took me so the music, which acts as the only something to do with the fact that all of the music for Mueller, a phenomenal actress who shines in the a way longer time that I’m willing to audio, tells the story 2. This is Gospel Waitress was composed by famous singer-songwriter spotlight, the show provides a fun, fresh look at the admit. But his YouTube career isn’t instead of lines said by the actors. by Panic! At the Disco Sara Bareilles (think “Brave,” “Love Song,” or future of musical theatre. Especially notable is the song what should define him; his singing “Wild,” the first of the three, Brendon Urie’s voice is so “Uncharted”). “She Used To Be Mine,” which is sweeping Billboards career is. is about falling in love and realizing powerful, and the song is so The charming musical tells the story of already. Its raw, honest depiction of the internal His first full- how love feels, and Troye’s well written. Jenna Hunterson, a waitress in a loveless marriage struggle of a woman undergoing domestic abuse has length album, “Blue minimal vocal style works who is looking to make a new start. Despite the captured the hearts of people around the world, and is Neighbourhood,” really well on it, because 3. Don’t Let me serious subject, Waitress manages to soar above the a must-hear. was released recently, of the production of the and I have to say song. In fact, in a lot of his Down The Curious Incident Of that it’s a really good songs, the music relies on by Chainsmokers ft. Daya album as a whole. I production and not solely All of the parts of it are really love a lot of the songs on his vocals, which I find good, from the guitar part at the The Dog In The Night-Time off of the album, and interesting. beginning to the lyrics to the ased on the beloved novel by Mark Haddon, autistic boy like Christopher, and the lighting and I have a particular Part two is “Fools,” drop. BThe Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night- clever staging simply add to the immersive experience. appreciation for where Troye realizes that Time follows the story of 15-year old Christopher, What’s more, the entire play takes places in one area, the first three www.hitfix.com maybe love isn’t all it’s cut 4. How Big, How who is a genius-level boy with autism. The plot of with very few actual set-pieces. Instead, members of singles, “Wild,” “Fools,” and “Talk me out to be (or at least, not with the the play follows his search to find out who killed his the cast act out various objects in the scene using their Down.” This is, in part, because of person who he fell in love with), Blue, How Beautiful neighbour’s dog, but the true marvel of the play that bodies. All of this combined with a twist ending that the accompanying music videos. The and that it isn’t always the beautiful, by Florence + The Machine makes it such a gem lies beyond the basic storyline. will leave you hanging off the edge of your seat makes songs didn’t have individual music happy thing we see in movies. What this rock and blues- While the novel did an excellent job of describing The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time videos, but rather, were all part of a However, in “Talk me Down” inspired song has that puts it Christopher’s daily life, I dare say that the musical a play for the ages. After 23 previews and over 800 short film split over the three videos, (the last song), Troye shows that love ahead of others is the fact that takes this concept above and beyond, as it literally performances, this beloved Tony-winning play will entitled (surprisingly enough) “Blue doesn’t have to be big, and that a it has a brass section in the transports the audience into the mind of Christopher. close on September 4th. Make sure to see it while you Neighbourhood.” relationship can be small and personal, middle. Suddenly, the audience is given a sense of just how still can! The film as a whole revolves and still be happy. “Talk me Down” difficult day-to-day social interactions can be for an ayoungertheatre.com en.wikipedia.org around Troye and his childhood friend is actually my favorite of the three, in 5. Misery hollywoodreporter.com coming to terms with their sexualities, part because of the music video, and by Gwen Stefani while dealing with prejudice associated in part because the song feels happy The whole album is about her with being gay. Not only is the story overall, but some of the melodies in divorce, and this song really powerful, but also the ambiguous the chorus are almost haunting, which encapsulated the sadness, but ending is beautiful, and ties together creates a really cool effect. also relief, that she felt.

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wallpapercave.com Libra & (September 23 - October 22) A R T S HOROSCOPES “I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” – Donald Trump

BY EVAN LUXENBURG Scorpio L I T (October 23 - November 21) “Procrastination is the art of keeping M A G A up with yesterday.” – Don Marquis Z I N E Taurus (April 20 - May 20) “It’s very dangerous to wave to peo- Sagittarius (November 21 - December 22) ple you don’t know because what if “My name will go down in history.” they don’t have hands? They’ll think – Anonymous A R T you’re cocky.” – Mitch Hedberg Gemini Capricorn (May 21 - June 20) (December 22 - January 19) “No.” – Rosa Parks “60 per cent of the time, it works P O E T R Y every time.” – Brian Fantana (Anchorman) Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Aquarius P H O T O G (January 20 - Febuary 18) - “Always remember that you are “If at first you don’t succeed, so absolutely unique. Just like everyone much for skydiving.” else.” – Margaret Mead R A P H Y – Henny Youngman Leo (July 23 - August 22) Pisces My fellow LCC students, (Febuary 19 - March 20) “A day without sunshine is like, you “Never fight an inanimate object.” The Lit Mag showcases our school’s incredible artistic culture. We know, night.” – Steve Martin have received submissions, however, some areas of our uniquely diverse – P. J. O’Rourke art scene aren’t as well covered as others! The Lit Mag committee would especially like to receive written submissions, more specifically, poems, Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Aries essays and memoirs. (March 21 - April 19) “I believe in an America where man -Eze Dike Nwagbara “Hello, I am the Reverend Martin and fish could coexist peacefully.” [email protected] Luther King Jr.” – The Reverend – Former President George W. Bush [email protected] Martin Luther King Jr. [email protected]

www.horoscopedates.com 22 MAY 10, 2016 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE 23 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE LOWER CANADA COLLEGE THE GRAND POLL Q2: Would you change your name if you could? Date: Apr 17 - Apr 23 Total participants: 143 YES NO 21% 79%

Q1: Would you rather have the power of “I would make it my insta so i could get followers.” “Because I am God.” “I mean, Evan’s a cool name and all, but I feel like “People are not judged by their name; they are invisibility or flight? having a fun name like Skeleton or Kobra would judged by what the name becomes.” be better.” INVISIBILITY FLIGHT 79% “I would forget what my new name was if I 46% “Because most people hear my name and think changed it.” “I would make it my insta so i could get followers.” 54% I'm a guy.” “I've grown to tolerate my name.” “Why not? Definitely wouldn’t change it to Duke.” “Every man wants this ability.” "I believe i can flyyyyy! I believe i can touch the “I feel like you're almost losing part of yourself.” skyyyy!" “I'd make it more representative of my personality.” “I'm scared of heights.” “You must be proud of your name.” “I'm already invisible to girls. This is Evan speak- “Wouldn't you rather know what goes on behind ing btw and I'm single.” your back?” “If you have a girlfriend, you don’t need a car to “If you can fly that's good, but if your mom sees go places.” Q3: Would you rather be you flying she will start screaming at you so when you are invisible she wouldn't see you!” “I want to be a bird.” a miserable genius or a happy moron? “To avoid the people you hate and also your exes “I could fly away from all my problems.” of course. Yikes!” MISERABLE GENIUS HAPPY MORON “Invisibility is for introverts and perverts. Flying is 33% “If I had invisibility, I could sneak into airplanes for people who want power and want to be seen.” an d fl y.” 67% “Have to be naked to be completely invisible.” “You could then be who you wanna be, dress how “I’m already a miserable genius and I’m fine with it.” “Notes from Underground explains everything.” you like, and just be you without being judged.” “If I’m a genius I could probably cure misery.” “I read Flowers For Algernon. So yeah.” “We are going to get jetpacks soon so I will just use those to fly.” “Most miserable geniuses become famous after “Happy=good mental health=#yay” Congratulations to those who death.” “Happiness is everything dude. What’s the point of “I could use my intelligence to find a way to be being a genius if you can’t enjoy the fruit of your QUOTE OF THE MONTH: earned a position on Grad labour?" h appy.” Pride 2016-2017 and all the “Since i was a moron I would be even happier.” Better three hours too soon than “At least I could still be an interesting person.” candidates who ran! You “If you’re a genius and have everything in the world, “You have the knowledge to make yourself better a minute too late. should all be proud of your you won't appreciate it because you'll be miserable.” -William Shakespeare one day and do some good for society in places courage and hard work! where genius is needed.” “All that matters is happiness.”

24 MAY 10, 2016 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE 25 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE LOWER CANADA COLLEGE DR. FOZ FUN WHAT ASK Dr. FOZ QUIZ ICE CREAM FLAVOR Q1. Your favorite season is: : Spring → go to Q3. ARE YOUType? A COOKIE DOUGH cliparwolf.com Oh well, you are just the right amount of naughty. Your mind Summer → go to Q3. is constantly reeling with new and exciting ideas, and your Warm weather is right around the you need more advice! Fall → go to Q2. unpredictability always manages to mix things up. corner! Who else is ready for shorts Winter → go to Q2. and water parks? Take advantage Q: To be honest, I don’t Type B: COFFEE of the clear days and go out really like my teacher and Q2. What is your favorite holiday? during lunchtime to absorb some Hello, it’s coffee. I was wondering why you are so delicately I’m afraid that this will Christmas → go to Q4. molded in sentiment. People love to flock to you because they much-needed and sorely missed affect my grade. What Halloween → go to Q3. sunshine. This is the time of the know that you’re always someone who will listen and com- should I do? Valentine’s Day → go to Q4. year to thoroughly relax and smell fort them. Aw, I’m very sorry to Thanksgiving → go to Q3. the flowers, before the exam stress www.clipart.co Type C: BLUE MOON kicks in, so enjoy the mild Montreal it easy, try to get the conversation hear this and I hope the situation Q3. Where would you like to live? Sweet! You’re blue moon! It’s rare to find you without a smile spring and have fun! started again and you’ll see, changes soon. You can always try everything will work out just fine. to sort out your differences, simply In a big city → go to Q4. on your face, and you’ve been described as “sunny” on more by communicating with your In a small city → go to Q5. than one occasion. You enjoy meeting new people; strangers Q: I’ve recently had a Q: My parents impose an teacher, of course, in a respectful On a farm → go to Q5. are just friends you haven’t met yet. fall-out with my best friend Montreal → go to Q4. 11 pm curfew on me, even manner. Teachers are well meaning over a rumour; how do and they are there to help you, so Type D: CHOCOLATE I mend our relationship on Friday nights. What can Q4. Who would you most like to take out for Hey, it’s you, chocolate! You care deeply about those around I say to convince them to don’t be afraid to speak to them again? about what’s bothering you. I’m ice cream? you, and you lead with your heart in all that you do. People let me stay out longer? Fall-outs with friends are sure they will take it very kindly. Your other half → go to Q5. describe you as passionate, and when you fall in love, you fall. always sensitive topics, but do not A diplomatic heart-to-heart You can even speak to your advisor Friends and family → go to Q5. Type E: MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP fear, for Dr. Foz is here! Listen; conversation with your parents will first, if you have any worries. If, for Someone famous and fabulous → go to Q5. Vanilla, you win the quiz! When people say you are classic and gossip is a fickle thing – it can just be your best bet. Sit them down whatever reason, you would rather William Shakespeare → go to Q6. classy, they mean it. You are also a little bit nostalgic and you as easily entertain and also harm one evening (after dinner is a good not discuss the problem and plan hold your childhood memories close to your heart. at the same time. So keep that in time normally) and lay your cards on sticking it out for the rest of Q5. What would you most likely get a ticket for? Remember, you’re cool, so keep being you! mind when you approach your on the table. Tell them why you the school year (even though you Super Bowl → go to Q6. want to stay out later and explain Coachella → go to Q7. best friend again. No matter whose find class boring or the like), the : VANILLA why you think you’re responsible Expo 2017 → go to Q6. Type F fault it was, whether it was you alternative is reading your textbook Cool, refreshing, and always a popular choice -- that’s you! or your best friend or some other enough to do so. Ask your parents and diligently studying on your A flight to the moon → Type A. nicely to disclose their motives as You are cool under pressure, calm and collected at all times. third party who spread the rumour, own or in a small study group to Plus a little sweet and fun -- that’s why people love being well. Try striking deals as well, such Q6. What’s your ultimate vacation destination? starting off with an apology help keep your grades up. Whatever around you! definitely wouldn’t be a bad idea. as “I’ll improve my marks if you let the case is, know that a teacher THE BEACH! → go to Q7 me stay out.” Remember, no matter But if you two haven’t spoken in a would never be unfair and give you A cabin in the woods → Type B. Type G: GREEN TEA what, be polite and rational and few weeks and you’d rather not do a mark that does not reflect your Road Trippin’ → Type C. Wow. Just wow. You’ve got a sweet undercurrent, with flashes try not to do anything brash. Show something so out of the blue, then mastery of the subject. Just try not Staycation → go to Q7. of decadence and richness. You’ve got a strong personality that them that you’re mature enough anything to break the ice will do! to disturb class, because it wouldn’t you aren’t afraid to display. Even making eye contact in class not to throw a temper tantrum be very nice to your teacher or to Q7. What do you value the most in your partner? and bonding over a funny joke can when things don’t go your way. And your peers who are trying to learn! Appearance → Type D. Type H: RASPBERRY RIPPLE go a long way in this situation, and if they still refuse to listen to you, So, there’s this month’s advice for Intelligence→ Type E. Hey there, cutie! You might not be the most popular one but it would mean that your best friend there are guidance counsellors at any poor soul out there in need of Personality → Type F. you definitely have a certain charm about you. You are an is also willing to make up and start school who would be more than some help. I got you. Best of luck to Money → Type G. expert at making other people happy. Can’t wait to be best over again. Whatever the case, take happy to help you. Consult them if everyone! I only believe in love at first sight → Type H. friends with you! dishmaps.com 26 MAY 10, 2016 LOWER CANADA COLLEGE 27 THE WIRE IS ON FIRE!

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