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■Y KRIS TIN Cm IN BBB 1*1 9 .' NEWS tnnoR The suspect wanted in a shooting at a i«l popular local bar that left a Harrisonburg resident paralyzed and |MU football player shot in the lee area has been apprehended. Christopher Raye Brown. 22, of Goldsboro, N.C., was wanted in the shoot- ing of redshirt freshman defensive tackle Franklin Martin and Richmond Brandon. 22, of Harrisonburg. Brown was charged with two counts of malicious wounding and use of a fire- arm during a felony after shooting Martin and Brandon in a lulv 2 shooting at the Highlawn Pavilion restaurant and bar on Evelyn Byrd Avenue. The suspect was apprehended Sept. 10 in -> Greenville, N.C., during a trafhcstop. Brown gave fictitious information in the form of an - '"^M alias to the police officer, who remembered Harrisonburg Police Department reports and a flyer. The officer investigated and was photo courtesy of GLENDA ROONEY able to confirm Brown's identity- Brown is currently being held in North Glenda Roomy. militant to the provott, drove to Mississippi In outer to help citizens of her former hometown. Pictured Is her sister's Carolina until he can be transferred back house, which was washed partially off Its foundation. The garage w.-s also completely destroyed. to Virginia, said HPD spokesman Lt. Kurt Boshart. Harrisonburg andJMU communities do their part in attempts to bring Martin said that the swiftness of Brown's capture caught him off guard. aid and support to Americans affected by Hurricane Katrina "It was pretty quick compared to what I thought it was going to take," he said. Martin said he has been feeling bet- ter lately, even though he won't be able to Artist sells for aid Hometown help practice this season. He said he still hopes to visit with Brandon, and is currently try- BY Al.1.1 SON GOSSART ing to arrange a meeting through contacting ■Y KRISTIN GREEN but that it remained intact. Brandon's parents. COrVTR/BUTING WRTTTR N£WS EDfTOK "We feel very fortunate." she said. "At least I nave a sister with One of Harrisonburg's artists is using his talents to reach out to in the wake of Hurricane one home." It all goes back to good old- Hurricane Katrina victims. Katrina, Glenda Rooney surveyed Katnna pounded Gulf Port James Warsing, who grew up in Louisiana, enlisted the help of the the scene before her in shock. with 35-foot storm surges, Rooney fashioned police work. Harrisonburg Chamber of Commerce, the Sheraton hotel and many In her hometown of Gulf Port, said. After passing Tuscaloosa. artists from surrounding areas, to plan an auction. The auction will Miss., she saw her memories liter- Ala., the Rooneys saw the absence - Lt. Kurt Boshart include a variety of artwork from oils and acrylics to pen and ink cre- ally cast out to sea. Gone were her of gasoline, electricity, drinkable Harnsonburg Poltc Department ated pieces. A portion of the money will be donated to organizations favorite restaurants, the church she water and phone and television committed to helping the victims of Katrina. Warsing said he is eager to was married in and hotel she hon- service. aid those who have lost so much in Louisiana and Mississippi through eymooned in. In one mile-and-a-half stretch Boshart said the officer identified Brown his artwork. "It's difficult for you in Virginia he said only five partial pieces of through the National Criminal Intelligence "I wanted to help with the disaster, partly because this is where I to even comprehend that kind of housing structure remained stand- Center, which allows an officer to enter a devastation," she ing. suspect's name into the system and see if set AUCTION .page 4 said. Katrina has there is a warrant out for his or her .irrvst Since her and been the one of Brown's alias was entered into the system, her husband's It's difficult for you most devastat- which allowed for an identity confirmation. departure to the in Virginia to even ing storms to hit 'The officer seemed pretty on top of Gulf Coast Sept. the Gulf Coast things, and followed it pretty well," Boshart 1. Rooney has comprehend the kind of since Hurricane said. "It all goes back to good, old-fashioned seen trees through Camille in police work.' homes, structures devastation. 1969. Camille The shooting took place on July 2 around reduced to con- left 143 dead 1:30 a.m. Martin, an off-duty bouncer for crete foundations — Glenda Rooney in Alabama, Highlawn, said he was hanging out with and the complete Gulf Port, Miss resident Louisiana and some friends outside the bar, trying to help absence of the life Mississippi and them close up for the night, when several that once defined had estimated men refused to leave the premises. Gulf Port. wind speeds of A fight escalated. One of the men ripped Rooney, assistant to the provost, 210 miles per hour. off Martin's dog tags, then went back to the and her husband Pat, JMU director But Rooney said surviving car and grabbed his .45-caliber gun. Both o( bands, spent two straight days Camille was nothing compared to Martin and Brandon were shot Martin in in a rented SUV full of food, water the devastation of Katnna. whose the leg area and Brandon in the neck, leav- and ice, traveling back to their damages are estimated as high as ing him partially paralyzed. former hometown in search of her $200 billion and as many as 80.000 Martin, who has since received a medical family. dead in New Orleans alone. redshirt for an extra year of playing eligibil- "1 still have two sisters there," "If you were to stand on Main ity, was able to identify Brown from a pho- she said. "One lived a half mile off Street and look at Wilson Hall and tograph to police after the incident. the coast of the Gulf of Mexico and think visually back to the rail- Boshart suspected that the jail Brown is she lost everything — and she's road and picturing 35 miles of tiSat thought to be held in, the Pitt County fail, lived there 50 years." destroyed, that's the devastation of is registered under his alias. The Greenville Both Rooney's sisters escaped the Gulf Coast," she said. Police Department and the Pitt County unscathed. One lost her house and But Rooney stressed what the Sheriff's Office had no records of Brown's is living in an efficiency apartment. media focuses on is the negative arrest under his actual name as of Monday The other, who lived five miles aspects of the storm — the death, afternoon. EVIN SHCiAPlseniar phobwapher inland, discovered her house had James Waning worka on one of his glass etchings which ha will be water damage in the bottom level. see ROONEY. page 4 see CAUGHT, paw 4 auctioning for Katrina relief funding.

Cambridge added to study abroad

■Y SHARON SCHIFT these institutions, we've had students play rugby and MM tnrjOK join the wine-tasting society." Both Oxford and Cambridge programs provide JMU students can now choose and study subjects the students with private tutorials on their special- tit thei r choice at three of Great Britain's premiere uni- ized topic of choice. The students are set up with a versities, Oxford, St. Andrews and Cambndge. tutor they meet with one-on-one who provides their John ). Butt, director of Honors Study Abroad, hook list and assignments. had a direct connection with all three institutions and At St. Andrews, students take part in a modified was able to bring the opportunity to JMU students. tutorial where they attend seminar classes, usually Butt is a graduate from St. Andrews and did research with three to 20 students. at both Oxford and Cambndge. In order to be considered for the program, students "1 knew all three schools quite well, " Butt said, must have a cumulative GPA of 3.3 and apply through "And we wanted the very finest English-speaking the international programs Web site. Once admitted universities." by JMU, Oxford, St. Andrews and Cambridge reserve Cambridge University was added to the program the right to reject admittance. this school year, while the other two schools have Butt explained the Honors Abroad Program has only been working in collaboration with |MU since been very selective in choosing their students. last year. "We have been careful in selecting the right Honors Study Abroad allows students to become student, not just bright, but confident and self moti- temporary students at the university of their choice. vated," he said. "It's |the program) for students who counts) of the Honors Study Abroad prognun 'When students go over there, they become want an academic challenge, someone who wants Oxford, Cambndge or St. Andrews students," Butt The JMU Honors Study Abroad program has added Cambridge University to their Mat of said. "Students can participate in any organization at *c ABROAD, page 4 locations this year. Kelly Kisher. Layout Editor hreezegraphics®hotmailxom

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Thm flmzeis oubUs had Monday and Thurs- Latino Student Alliance day mornings and distributed throughout Alternative Spring Break Jamas Madison University and the local Want to learn salsa? How about merengue? Latino Student There will an Alternatve Spring Break Domestic Trip meet- Harnsonburg community Comments and Alliance presents "Salsarengue" on Saturday, Sept. 17 Irom ing on Sept. 19 and 20 from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. in Taylor 303. complaints should be addressed to Nathan 8 p.m. to midnight in the Festival Center Grand Ballroom. For more information, contact Steve Atwell at atwellsd. Chiantella editor The price is $3 with a JAC Card, $5 without. For more infor- mation, contact Brandi Tinsley at tinslebl. Main Telephone: Students for Minority Outreach (540) 568-6127 University Program Board Students for Minority Outreach will be holding its annual Shihan, the Del Jam poet known lor his appearance Skate Jam on Thursday, Sept. 15 Irom 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. Editor: on HBO's "Del Poetry", will be conducting a workshop lor at Fun Zone. Rides will be provided from the Godwin bus Nathan Chiantella students and poets in TDU Thursday, Sept. 15. Alter the stop starting at 9:45 p.m. until 11 p.m. Everyone is Invited (540) 568-6749 workshop, the night will continue on with Poetry Open Mic to attend. If you have any questions, contact coxml. bmezeeditorOhotmail. com chiontnaOimu.edu Night and a performance by Shihan. The event is free and TDU and Java City will extend their hours Thursday night Office of International Programs Advertising Department: for this special event. For more information, please contact James Madison University will focus on "Africa: One Con- (540) 568-6127 UPB Director of Media and Public Relations Jamie Fox at tinent, Many Voices," during International Week 2005, fox2ej or x87822. Sept. 25 to Oct. 2. aiming to dispel popular misconcep- News Desk: tions and to remtroduce the continent, its many cultures, (540) 568-6699 Grafton-Stovall Theatre its challenges, its progress and its potential in the 21 st bme2enewsOhotmail.com Here is the Gralton-Stovall Theatre movie line up lor this century. This year's international events begin Saturday, Art* and Entertainment week, proudly presented by the University Program Board Sept. 24, with a community International Festival at HIII- Desk: Thursday, Sept 15: "Mr & Mrs. Smith", showing at 7 p.m andale Park Irom 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. (540) 568-3151 and 9:30 p.m. Friday, Sept. 16 and Saturday, Sept. 17: "The brBezeartsOrwtrna/'.corri Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants", showing at 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m., with an extra midnight showing on Saturday. All Constitution Day Sport* Desk: tickets will be $2.50. FLEX and cash are accepted. Box of- This year, as Sept. 17 falls on a Saturday, Constitution (540) 568-6709 fice opens 30 minutes prior to showtime and doors close Day will be commemorated at JMU on Friday, Sept. 16. bree/espovlsOholma/l.com promptly at showtime, so please arrive early. For more in- Events will take place throughout the day to recognize formation about movies, please contact UPB Director of the holiday. For details and more information on the dif- Opinion Desk: ferent events, look in the Campus section of The Breeze. (540) 568-3846 Cinematic Promotions Mona Abdelrazaq at abdelrma bmezeopinionOhotmail.com

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CLASSIFIEDS Underage Possession of Alcohol ■ How to place a classified. Go Two JMU students were charged with under- to www.meorBe2-e.or5 and ceck on age possession and consumption of alcohol the classified link or come into the on Sept 8 at 10:27 p.m. in White Hall. office weekdays between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m ■ Cost $5.00 for the first 10 Drunk In Public words, $3 for each additional 10 A JMU student was charged with being drunk words, boxed classified, $10 per in public at the intersection of Bluestone Drive column inch and Duke Drive on Sept. 9 at 8:16 p.m. ■ Deadlines: noon Friday lor Monday issue, noon Tuesday for Thursday issue. Harassing Telephone Call ■ Classifieds must be paid m A JMU student on Greek Row reported a ha- advance in 77ie Breeze office. rassing telephone call from an unknown per- son at 12:42 am on Sept. 11.

HVWSHOArnwiii atoajjeajsei MISSION Grand Larceny Kevin BolUnc practices the trombone In between classes outside of Trie Breeze, the student- A JMU student on Greek Row reported the the Music building. run newspaper of James theft ol a blue and silver Gary Fisher brand Madison University, serves mountain bike, valued at $1,000. between student and faculty read- Sept 11 at 10:30 p.m. and Sept 12 at 8:00 ership by reporting news a.m. (below) Senior Adam Trunzo enjoys involving the campus and the nice weather on the quad play- ing frlsbee. local community. The Larceny Breeze strives to be impar- A JMU student reported the theft of an un- tial and fair in its reporting attended wallet at UREC containing $240 in and firmly believes in its cash, credit and debit cards, gift certificates First Amendment rights. and a social security card on Sept. 12 be- tween 8:45 p.m and 9 p.m

Property Damage A JMU student in Potomac Hall reported Mailing address: damage to four dry erase boards that were removed Irom doors on Sept. 9 at 2:45 a.m.

The Breeze A JMU officer observed approximately $300 G1 Anthony-Seeger Hall worth of damage to a sign post and a bar- MSC 6805 ricade post at the entrance to the U-Lot on James Madison University Sept 13 at 12.48 a.m Harnsonburg, Virginia 22807 Phone: (540) 568-6127 Number of parking tickets since Aug. 29 2,046 EVIN SHOAP/wn»rpA.*i«rup»ar Fax: (540) 568-6736 After a packed morning of classes, Number ol drunk in public since Aug. 29: 5 Cecilia Kern, sophomore, relaxes by kicking the soccer ball around on the 1 EVIN SHOAP/*™, phou,„a^ Knslen Green. Kdiux Sharon Schiff. Editoi brrrzenrws®hmmailxom

CAMPUS THE BREEZE I www.thehretze.org I THURSDAY, SEPT. 15, 2005 13 JMU graduates find career opportunities

■v DREW I i rr interviews, view job listings, and CONTtUBUTlHG WRfTfH post their resume. Although open to people of Finding a job after graduation all majors, career fairs are not as can be a stressful process. The helpful for people hoping to pur- key .mording to David Chase of sue a career in certain fields. Academic Advising and Career David Winheld, ■ May 2005 Development, is to start early. graduate with a degree in com- Each year the Office of Insti- puter science, is now doing Web tutional Research does a survey development at the Pentagon. to determine how many gradu- Although he is unsure where ates are employed in the months his current employer found his following graduation. A total resu me, he said it may have been of 69 percent of the graduating a ioh fair or Madison TRAK that class of 2004 who responded to got him his current job. How- the survey reported being em- ever, Winfield said these career- ployed within 60 days of their searching techniques are not al- graduation. ways helpful to everyone. This number takes into ac- "My girlfriend was an in- count all employment, both ternational relations major and related and unrelated to the found career fairs frustrating graduate's field of study. Ex- because non-profit groups and amples of unrelated study in- government agencies were often cludes serving at restaurants not represented," he said. and retail work. Internships Networking was the top were also included. option of many of the gradu- Although the report on 2005 ates responding to the survey. graduates has not been pub- Jon Alti/er, | senior graduat- lished, employment rates for stu- ing in December, is currently Senior James Medelro* (left) and Junior Jae Miner of the Men'* Ultimate Frlsbee Team can now play on trie field* of dents at IMl are up, and about looking for internships. 'To- UREC without worrying about Injury caused by deteriorating turf. The old turf was replaced this year after nine year* of the same as the national aver- day, networking is a key. It's use. ages, (. hasesaid. who you know, not what you Though rates are up, jobs are know," Altizer added. certainly not guaranteed. In order Others, such as Chns Hor- to secure a job after graduation, ton, a 2005 graduate, used dif- Chase suggests juniors seeking in- ferent sources. Horton found UREC brings new turf to ternships, and seniors seeking em- his current job with Aflac while ployment take advantage of the looking in the newspaper. Other free career It-rating programs JMU sources for employment infor- has (i 11 »h*er such as career lairs and mation graduates rated as help- Madison TRAK. ful were the Internet, resume the surface of playing fields Madison IRAK is a program referral, on-campus interview- set up to help JMU students ing, employment agencies and in KMK < A WALTON The video addressed student com- Graham aslo said the new turf has starch and apply for jobs. Stu- vacancy listing in the AACD Re- I MnOMflM wRUliR plaints that pieces of turf were sticking much better drainage as well. The mate- dents can sign up for on-campus source Center. to all their clothes and anything else they rial allows for much more cushioning to From scrapes and bruises to dislo- brought for practice. Snow and rain would prevent injuries from falls. I Had shoulders, the old turf at UREC was not drain because the turf was coming up This turf has a lifespan of nine to causing many problems; after nine years and clogging the drains. ten years and after six or seven years of deterioration it was time to upgrade. Students and coaches were worried become more effective then grass be- Two years ago, students, along with that soon they would have to use other cause it does not require the mainte- Mark your Calendars Mark Warner, senior vice president of facilities. This turf was only supposed to nance such as mowing and seeding that student affairs, created a video to dem- last seven to eight years, and tne prob- real grass does." Graham added. onttnta all the problems the turf at lems it was causing were not worth it. After try-outs for club soccer sopho- 'Mock Interviews: Sept. 21 & 23 UREC had. Warner took the video to JMU president more Irman Karmali said, "It feels like According to the video, the turf was I in wood Rose and petitioned that the turf actual grass and allows for better control, 'Resume Roundup: Sept. 22 tailing apart. There were many spots that be replaced. the old turf was more like carpet." It is had lorn and had to be sewn back togeth- "The new turf is field turf, meaning important to UREC keep options for stu- 'Career Fair: Sept. 26 er. Seams were beginning to show and that it is a synthetic grass material inlayed dents to have indoor and outdoor attm- the problem was becoming too big to just with rubber and topped off with sand," ties available. The turf is used by club and sew patches back together. The turf had said Allison Graham, coordinator of mar- intramural sports but can usually be used 'On-Campus Interviewing: Sept. 27 thinned out and was shedding. keting and sponsorship for UREC. by any student anytime before 4 p.m.

Marching llt»al Dukes Days Inn continues to house students

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Some students are still temporarily living in the Days Inn, waiting until they can move into the new Forest Hills Manor. Junior Anya Hostetler had originally planned to move into her townhouse before classes started. However, her move-in date, now Sept. 24, has been delayed three times due to construction delays. "We are building seven, and building six did move in this weekend," said Hostetler said. "But the buildings aren't being finished in [numerical| order, so it's just luck of the draw." For the meantime, Hostetler shares a mom at the Days Inn. She describes it as "kind of like a dorm mom," but with added advantages like maid service and continental break- fast every day. Students also have access to the hotel pool and hot tub. On the down side, there aren't kitchens in the rooms so students have to make do with a mini refrigerator CASfcr rtMPLETOSImlm ptK*waphrr and a microwave. Hostetler compensates for the lack of cooking space by using her Dining Dollars frequently on campus. Junior Ashley Perry Is temporarily living In the Days Inn as The lack of closet and desk space also creates some dif- she awaits the completion of her townhouse In Forest Hills ficulties. Hostetler said she only brought clothes for the first three weeks because of the space constraints. Her par- ents drove down this weekend with the rest of her clothes ing in a hotel," she said. and furniture. While many students decided to live in the I >a\ s Inn, others opt- Forest Hills Manor is paying for the storage space and ed to live with friends off campus. Senior Megan Cuzzolino didn't movers once the townhouse is completed EVIN SHOAP'i«iiur/*.«i>»rapfcT want to pay $1(1 a day to live in the Days Inn and decided she would Although Hostetler looks forward to moving into her "rather live with her friends." Brldgeforth stadium la reflected In the tuba when JMU played new townhouse, she said that living in the Days Inn isn't "Originally it should have just been the first week of school," said Lockhaven. The Marching Royal Duke* will be performing this that bad. Cuzzolino. "Now we are just waiting to hcai Old are completely ex- Saturday a* the Dukes take on Delaware State. "It's actually a really funny situation that we are liv- hausted with the whole situation Message board advertises vacancies for those displaced after hurricane Off Campus Life provides free posting to residents in local apartments

iv Km-.il % GREEN find housing for the students displaced able — most of which are discounted or said. "I hope we can get them here... ottered shortened leases to all JMU stu- NSWSEfl by the hurricane. even free. since their year was ravaged." dents for some time, but still has apart- "Off Campus Life works with Off Senior Judson Corrie was one stu- On Mondav, sophomore Kristen ments available for displaced students Since Hurricane katnna rav- Campus Partners (which also coor- dent who posted an ad on the OCL's Cotton placed an ad on the message to move into aged the Gulf Coast many different dinates the University of Virginia's message boards. He said the choice to board after contacting the president's "So far, we haven't heard from any groups are pooling together to offer and Virginia Tech's Web sites) and we help was logical — especially sin*, one office, asking how she could help of them yet," said I eshe Falcom, Ashby displaced students transferring to have made it possible for property roommate backed out of his lease over house displaced students. l rossmg marketing consultant. "We IML places to live managers, students seeking Katrina- the summer. With one of her roommates possi- would love for them to contact us, but Onginally, 20 to 25 students were displaced students and students look- "We have an empty room, a couple bly going abroad, We had been inter- they haven't yet." expected to come to |MU, but now the ing for housing to post things without of nice guys live there, so it's not a ested in nousing a hurricane victim," Falconi said Ashby will do any number is more "between five to eight," paying," said Alex Adjei, coordinator stretch for someone to come in and take she said. "If we don't, we don't — but kind of short-term leases the students I Ml spokesman Andy Perrine said. for Off Campus Life and University it" he said. we'd like to." would need, and would offer small While the university has been work- Information. Being his group's house manager, Part of Cotton's offer includes amounts off each month's payments. ing to unite its efloftl lor Katnna relief, "The board will encourage people Corrie said offering the room was a the student not having to pay rent Nine-month leases would get $15 individuals are still making the efforts to know there is a place — and avail- way to give hurricane assistance, help if necessary. oil each month and 12-month leases to help on their own. One wa\ students ability — that they can go to help the out the landlord and have a full house. "We don't want to make them pay would get 130Oti .ire assisting is by posting messages on displaced students," he said. Since its posting Sept. 6, the ad has been rent ... but it it's possible tor them to Students .list) could have the op- OH ( ampul I wl Hurricane Katnna The university has offered those stu- viewed 22 times. maybe pay utilities " tion of .i lease that ends Dec. 31., but Assistance message board. dents places to stay on campus. But off- There are "a lot of people who are Ashby Crossing which also posted those would require an extra $50 per 1 he hoards can be used to post and tampus housing options also are avail- willing to help, just not sure how," he an ad on the message hoard, has alw.ivs month, Falconi said. 4 | THURSDAY. SEPT. 15, 2005 I www.ihebreeze.org | THE BRKKZK Caught: Police AUCTION: Only The Breeze has Artist raises 4H:$ and find shooter money for Ka- P CAUGHT, from page 1 the trial will occur depends on the Commonwealth At- trina [he Commonwealth's tunu-v suffice and the court's Attorney's Office will be schedule. Upon his return to handling the proceedings Virginia, Brown will be held AUCTION, from pagt 1 for this extradition. Boshart in the Rockingham County said the Commonwealth will fail."We're glad to have him was bom, the only way I though I could work on Brown's extradition, apprehended," Boshart said. help was throgh mv artwork." which is a means of preserv- Two other men have also The auction will allow between 200 ing his civil nghts. been arrested and charged and 400 to attend and will take place In the extradition, Virginia in the shooting. Robert Frye. on Sept. 28 from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. at the Governor Mark Wamer will 30, of Goldsboro, N.C.. and Sheraton. send a letter to North Carolina Gregory McMillan, 30, of Organizations such as the Chamber Governor Michael Easley ask- Harrisonburg. Both were of Commerce are excited about being ing for him to be sent back for charged with two counts of able to lend their efforts to an event that a trial.A trial date has not yet aiding or abetting to mali- will benefit hurricane victims. Member- been set Boshart said. When cious! v wound. ship Director Stan Farthing said he is glad to see one of the chamber members taking action. "If s great to see our chamber mem- bers responding with such generosity ABROAD: Honors pro- when disaster strikes," Farthing said. Though so many have already vol- gram adds new options unteered their effort, those planning this event want JMU students to get involved "JMU is a big part of the community ABROAD, frontpage 1 and this is a way to help our neighbors in need," Warsing said. "We are also to do more than thev would in the classroom at JMU," Butt looking for students who want to sell added. their artwork at the auction." So far, 12 students have participated in the program last Student artists who wish to have vear and nine are signed up for this year. their artwork included in the auc- Felix Wang, director of study abroad, said, "It shows our tion can contact Creative Ftchings .it students are just as capable and qualified to succeed at some 540-564-1671 and their work will be of the most prestigious institutions in the world." reviewed to determine if it will be in- i hided in the auction. ROONEY: JMU faculty revisitis Mississippi ROONEX, from page 1 made what happened in Missis- I i ungarv, and k>cal churdies dk* > an' sippi take a backseat." aiding the relief effrirt On a single the looting and the destruction. In the wake of national trage- Saturday, Rooney said, 9,200 meals But a much more positive force dy what has touched Rooney has were given out bv one church. lias arisen in Mississippi — that been as simple as deitrit. truiks "You don't go down there of helping one's fellow man. and construction workers, who and come back the same," she "New Orleans became the are coming in to salvage the lives said. "It makes your pnorities story because it has the looting of the Mississippi residents. very different from what they and the lawlessness," she said. "It CXictors have come in from were three weeks ago."

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"I explain it to patients: If you can think about how something young workers According to a study by University of Scranton chemistrv rusts, that's what oxidation does to our cells," she said. "So antioxi- proffesor |oe Vinson, coffee is the No. I source of antioxidants dants are like Rustoleum for your cells." — cancer-fighting enzymes — in American diets. Vinson and his As for other foods that can increase antioxidant intake and pre- IY CYNTHIA H. CHO research team, who have previously done studies on chooobfe!'■ vent cancer, Havnla advocated five to seven servings of fruits and Los ANCEUS TIMES benefits, analyzed the antioxidant content of various foods com- vegetables a day. monly consumed in the average American diet based on data from It is overwhelming how a diet full of fruits and vegetables is Throughout the school year, John Mondragon and his the U.S. Department of Agriculture. protective against cancer and other diseases, she added. colleagues fan out to college campuses around the country, Dates, red grapes, pomegranates and other fruits are richer than She also advised people to cut down on refined foods, citing the looking for soon-to-be-graduates to take jobs with the federal coffee in antioxidants, in addition to providing fiber and other nu- new food pyramid that places a heavy emphasis on whole grains, as government. trients, but Americans' do not eat much fruit in comparison, accord- opposed to processed grains. Their pitch would seem to be attractive: competitive ing to Vinson. Vinson's study was funded largely by the American Cocoa In- salaries, excellent benefits, job security and rewarding work "We drink more coffee by weight than we do fruit and a little stitute. No representative from the organization was available for helping people — in short, a lot of the things many students less than vegetables — a stinging indictment of our diet in my opin- comment. say they want in a first job. ion — although I do drink one cup of coffee for its caffeine effect" But although candidates form long lines for corporate Vinson wrote in an e-mail. recruiters at other job fair booths, they often pass by Mon- Vinson's findings came as no surpnse tu fi rst-year College stu- dragon and his government colleagues. He explains it this dent Allison Harbin, who, sitting outside Newcomb Hall with an way: "The private sector has more flash and technology" and empty Creenberry's cup yesterday, said. "I couldn't wake up this applicants "are attracted to the glitz." morning. 1 felt incomplete — until 1 had mv first cup." TUTWILER In the eyes of many young people entering the work force, She added, "I'm definitely - addicted to coffee, but there are I ills Jam the federal government is severely glitz-deprived. Whereas worse things to be addicted to." VIRGINIA the business world and nonprofits seem to offer the allure of University Cancer Center dietician, Carole Havnla, a self-de- lU.noM,, J-H« challenges and opportunities, government agencies are per- scribed regular coffee drinker, said studies on coffee's benefits COUNTRY ceived as mired in red tape and boredom. have come out in the past I 'M SSIMHS I reserves "At almost any career fair I've been to, the government "A lot of people think that coffee should be eliminated |from STORE booths are the ones where the recruiters are generally just sit- one's diet| because caffeine has a diuretu effect." she said. "Peo- iMarinaues Soup Mix ting there," said Bob Richard, associate director of the careers ple are always trying to prove that coffee causes cancer, but most Pasta Sqrup office at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. "Some- studies show that moderate consumption — one or two cups a times they stand in front of the booth and try to flag people day — can actually be beneficial." Satire ' offer A I en down." Vinson advised that other sources of antioxidants mav be bet- Although many federal officials contend that the image ter for one's health than coffee. is inaccurate, they know they have a growing problem. More "Get a lot of plant foods in VOUf diet: veggies and fruits. Also featuring products from companies like: than half of the country's 1.9 million civil servants will be grains, nuts, spices," Vinson said. "Non-fruit beverages have eligible for retirement in the next few years. their pluses and minuses for health, except tor tea." 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During the last year, the partnership joined with three agencies — Federal Student Aid, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services and the National Nuclear Security Administration — to assess and revise their recruiting and hiring processes. From rewording job announcements to re- designing agency Web sites, the project, dubbed "Extreme Hiring Makeover," ignored no detail. The three agencies, which have begun implementing the procedures, volunteered for the makeover. "We are shaping the future in national defense and non- proliferation," said Linton Brooks, administrator of the De- partment of Energy's National Nuclear Security Administra- L 'Idee 'z&S&* tion. "Young people out of college should be excited by that. AESTHETICS A GVNI COLOGV We are giving people very important responsibilities rela- tively early in the careers. But the traditional job announce- ments don't convey that." 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ISAM I I'l Hk> »*«, pknuwaphrr Aamar Shallal. Karl Belka and Jack Kahan. the founders of UnderdogBooks.com, pose with their mascot, the Underdog. The group Is seeking to offer the JMU sales competition. Biting WIDESPREAD PANIC Tuesday September 20 Back... Doors: 6:00pm • Show: 7:00pm Underdog Books vetoed for FLEX use

»\ 1*4»L» LeDiT that showed that the company supported the JMU coNiiuBuiiNG WRITER student community and students would be able to support one another with textbook options. I wo founders ot a student-run textbook ser- "Underdog Books originally came to me and vice said their organization was denied the abil- wanted SGA's 'stamp of approval' to operate, al- ity to let students use their FLEX accounts for though we really don't have the authority to ap- their purchases due to its ottering competition prove a student business," said Jenny Brockwell to the JMU Bookstore. ('05), who was vice president of administrative UnderdogBooks.com was founded bv seniors affairs for the SGA when this issue surfaced. Ammar Shallal and Jack Kahan in October of Brockwell said the SGA Executive Council 2003. Kahan said that because JMU has a con- deeded Underdog's business plan wasn't thor- tract with hollett, a national textbook distribu- ough enough and that the SGA didn't want their tor, they were not given the opportunity to of- name associated with the company due to its of- fer it competition. fering the JMU Bookstnre.onipetition. Shallal's justification of Underdog Books of- Kahan said their business plan was reviewed fering the JMU Bookstore competition came as a and received approval from numerous College result of its prices. of Business professors, as well as the Small Busi- PIXIES with Lake Trout I Ml sold out its students," he said. "It ness Development Center traded a short-term benefit of a new bookstore After meeting with the senior council, Brock- for 14 years of higher-priced books." well then invited Moore to attend the Senate Thursday September 29 The Web site, which sells the books for meeting, to present the case facts. 75 percent off the JMU Bookstore's used book Brockwell said SGA overwhelmingly voted price and buys them back at 55 percent of the against supporting Underdog Books, based on the used book price, allows students to post a list of facts presented to them. Kahan said the bill was books they have or need. Students can then get simply tabled until he and Shallal met with Moore. in contain with other students who wants to buy "It's a blatant lie that we were given a chance or sell their textbooks through tlie site- to speak on our behalf to the Senate," Kahan Competition is generally seen as a healthy said. "As soon as Mrs. Moore finished speaking, option for the good of the public. The Sherman a motion was made to table the bill before we Antitrust Act, passed in 1890, made contracts or were given a chance to defend ourselves." combinations of entities in cases of commerce On Aug. 22, the founders of Underdog Books that might restrain trade illegal. were distributing flyers on the commons, after "Legal advisors have told us that we have being told by Joseph Urgo, the head of Events enough of a case to sue the university and win, but and Conferences, tney had permission to do so. our time would be better spent continuing to pro- He said Moore called Urgo to stop them. vide students with another option," Shallal said. Kahan said that Underdog Books has Kahan said Underdog Books tried to apply asked to apply for authorized vendor status, for a FLK.X account that would allow students to and have been told by Urgo that this prob- pay for their books with their JAC cards. Under- ably will not happen, as they are in direct dog Books was granted its application by Becky competition with the JMU Bookstore. Due to Hinkle, director of Card Services. the university's contract with Follett, their re- Kahan said one week later. Underdog Books quest was denied. KELLER WILLIAMS was told the application could not be approved "JMU has given us the skills of business and because the company had not been in operation they aren't letting us use them," said Karl Belka, for more than a year. owner of Underdog Books. "We aren't trying to Sunday October 2 According to Hinkle, JMU has the final make enemies, we are just trying to help students." say in which companies students can use their Moore said a contractual obligation to a text- FLEX accounts within. She said Underdog book distributor is what drove the university's Books was sent the standard welcome package decision toward Underdog Books. to the program prematurely. "JMU has a contractual agreement with the ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND After their rejection from the program. Un- Follett Higher Education Group that precludes Wednesday September 28 derdog Books was referred to Towana Moore, the university from allowing anv competing ven- assistant vice president of business service. Ka- dor to solicit or advertise on campus," she said. han said Moore was unable to meet with himself "JMU is contractually bound and cannot le- and Shallal for three weeks — past the window gally recognize Underdogboola.com as an approved CARBON LEAF of opportunity to open a FLEX account — which vendor to solicit or advertise... Underdogbooks.com Moore denied, saying she meets with all stu- can advertise in Ttie Breeze and other media that with Sparky's Flaw dcntl who request it serve JMU, as wel I as mail flyers to students via the Underdog Books then looked to the Student US. Postal Service. 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In comparison, 65 percent of — owner of popular file shar- evelt added. being called "cool" was more flattering than be- teens consider a roommate who "smells bad" to ing software Kazaa — lost an "There is a long The university currently ing called "smart." be a major concern, followed by 19 percent's fear 18-month legal battle in the takes no responsibility over of "living with a nerd" and 16 percent's concern Australian court. history trying to protect those who download illegally Making the Grade (Or Not) of "someone who snores." The court ruled Kazaa ille- College sophomores and Of the teen males responding, 58 percent But if guys were concerned with how thrir gal based on Australian copy- copyrighters against Undergraduate Assembly said they would rather be "the life of the party" roommate smells, they were equally critical of their right laws, as the Recording members Jason Karsh and than "valedictorian" (27 percent). A higher per- own body odors — "smelling bad" was omsulin.) 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On Tuesday, PresidentGeorge slow, grim process, hampered something about it. W. Bush faced the lowest ap- by the deterioration of the bod- Michael Brown, former head proval ratings of his nearly five ies from the sun and water. Since of FEMA, kindly resigned and years in office. It was only then the hurricane, havoc has reigned was replaced by R. David Pau- that the president finally admit- in New Orleans. Thousands of lison, a member of the Coast ted that the government — all Americans who previously had Guard with plenty of disaster ex- levels of the government — was homes are now displaced, and perience. Paulison is already on to blame for the slow response shelter is not in their future. And the move to get the thousands in to the Hurricane Katrina disas- it appears that most of the deaths shelters the help they need. ter He also took some of the re- could have been prevented by Now, after admitting there sponsibility onto his own shoul- our government. was a serious lack of organized ders. And now that they are A week ago. Bush refused to response to the area and taking working to find out what went play the pointing-fingers game a much needed step to help the wrong and what went right to and would not place the blame problem. Bush expects Ameri- be better prepared for any other for the disaster that emerged cans to return to supporting him disasters that might occur in this from Katrina on anyone. Even and even his efforts in the Mid- country — both terrorist attacks after tounng the ravaged area, he dle East, which he did not fail to and natural disasters. At last refused to admit that there had mention in the press conference our president takes a stand and been a problem with the response. But we are forced to remember admits our government failed But now, he sees that there could that while the apology is neces- our nation, a small amount of have been a better response. Per- sary, it comes too late. It does our faith is restored. haps he thought taking some time nothing for the hundreds dead, Then we think about it again. off from vacation to head to the the thousands displaced and His address came a total of fif- Gulf Coast would be enough to the weeks people spent without teen days after Katrina hit on restore people's faith in him and food, water or sufficient shelter. August'29. The death toll in after seeing that it wasn't, he was Thanks for the apology, Louisiana reached 432 Wednes- forced to admit there was a big- George. New Orleans is much day. The recovery of bodies is a ger problem and it was time to do better off now.

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On- THE VVIRK BETWEEN THE LINES Men's Vogue, friend or foe to mankind? Now it's time for oil war BY TRACY ZHANG Fair, was the face of George Clooney in one of his more Cary CORNELL DAILY SUN Grant-ish moods beneath the word Vogue. Hmm thaf s weird, a guy on the cover of Vogue. A second look confirmed what I I love reading magazines. From trashy to retarded to already knew was true. This wasn't just regular. nuclear-Win- shameful, there's just something completely compelling tour-status Vogue or even overpriced British Vogue. This was about those glossy pages that tugs at my aspartame-laden the premiere issue of Men's Vogue. heartstrings. I like to think it's because they are essentially Obviously, this was a sign that 1 had to purchase said the adult world's answer to that void vacated by picture magazine immediately. So how was it exactly? Sandwiched books the magical year we all turned 10. Magazines, like between a Ralph Lauren ad with the unnaturally tanned de- picture books possess, the same overall dependency on vi- signer himself smugly posing next to trees, cars and women, sual aids but manage to work in a slightly more sophis- and a Calvin Klein ad with a typically androgynous model ticated vocabulary so you don't feel like total, uncultured staring intensely at nothing in particular while propped pond scum. Keep in mind, of course, that a few exceptions against a wooden board, I would say that Men's Vogue is be- to the general rule exist here and there (1 mean you, Cosmo- ing quite ambitious. politan!). The editor's note was slightly less ambitious and included My love affair with the glossies has spanned multiple a stylized story involving some crickets as a segue into how genres, thanks to my always-judge-a-magazine-by-its-coarer worldly and broad the magazine aimed to be. Don't ask me philosophy, but this was not always the case. 1 started out as how that was supposed to work. Anyway, the usual Vogue any 15-year-old future-English major would, by claiming that fare was there; lengthy essays about fashion, inside peeks into DRILUtttj my favonte magazine was Time and that being on top of cur- exclusive underground high culture guaranteed to make you rent affairs made my heart beat faster. It wasn't until I realized feel like a peasant and the occasional pouty model or two. In the only thing in Time that could affect my pulse in anv way other words, this was a magazine for the fine-wines, tailored- 1*4 ALA-SKA was the entertainment section or Joel Stein's column, that I suit, history-of-horse-breeding sort of man. the kind of man • thought about abandoning my unmotivated snobbery. that you hope Jake Gyllenhaal will age into (provided that he Trie next few years were filled with exploration rang- has to age at all), the kind of man that Al Pad no (unfortunate- ing from the indie pretentious {Flaunt, i-D) to the hilanously ly) did not age into. Essentially, it's that salt-and-peppered raunchy {Jane. Stuff) to the blatantly nerdy {PC, Gamer) to the hair guy rucked in the patriarch position of all those oddly fashionista supreme < Vogue, Arena Homme) and of course, the ail-American Tommy Hilfiger ads. shamelessly trashy (Us Weekly, People). As with most things My point is that I was disappointed, but not in the way in life, the words "target audience" usually mean nothing to that you think. Not supremely fantastic but not ridiculously me as long as the magazine in my hand is entertaining and of suck-tastic either. Men's Vogue had actually managed to create course, filled to the brim with pictures. something that occupied that middle ground of conventional II BlUAN GOODMAN So this brings us to now. And when I say "now," I really acceptability. Think of it as Details' conservative older brother SENIOR WRTTEH mean last weekend as I was completing the final round of (if such a thing is desirable); think of it as vanilla ice cream my weekly shopping tnp to Target (always a deathtrap for with a side of mediocre; think of it as blah, but perhaps it's direction-less browsing). That's when 1 saw it. Nestled neatly While it may seem premature to discuss other issues while the body count best if you don't think of it at all. in Louisiana continues to rise, we cannot minimize the significance of the gas between Details and that annoying shallow-yet-masquerad- Tracy Zhang is a columnist for Cornell University's Cornell ing-as-a-publication-with-substance poser known as Vanity situation, which Hurricane Katrina successfully exacerbated up to a "crisis." I Daily Sun. hardly have to indulge in gruesome detail of how the current state of gas pric- es will, over time, wreck havoc on individuals, homeowners, entrepreneurs, truckers, illegal immigrants. General Motors, Cutco Knife salesmen, the Green Party and Tom Cruise. Without question, this one repercussion may result in a greater disaster than Katrina herself if action is not taken. But as remedies are quietly being discussed, the unresolved issue of drilling in the Arctic Wildlife Preserve is be- ginning to bubble up to the surface, pun intended. While we all know certain Republicans have difficulty speaking softly, current gas prices make for a pretty big stick. We must be resilient in the face of their crafty words and their compelling arguments, for drilling for our own oil on our own soil, as they say, will also DMH^*;^ displace our own caribou; besides, it will also put an eyesore in a comer of the h-mad darts and pan to brre&dp&wtmiMUom. Alaskan wilderness, which is a very popular tourist attraction as wildernesses CXtrts A Pats are submitted anotnmnush and print go. And we must certainly not tolerate the audacity of big business attempting edana space-availabie basis Submission* are hosed to use a crisis such as this to become even bigger. upon one person i opinion of a given situation per No, my friends, when faced with a crisis such as this, our great nation has son or e*ent and do not necessard) reflect the truth but one choice — we must launch a war for oil. Now I am well aware that many have accused our little military action in Iraq as being a "war for oil," but as gas pnces have done nothing but increase A "thanks-for-saving-The-Commons" pat to my room- A "thanks-for-being-so-nice-to-a-stranger" pat to the since we began our campaign, it apparently hasn't worked. If President Bush mate, who put out the brushnre in the building down the random girl on the drunk bus who helped the drunken was intending to rape and pillage Iraq for oil, now would certainly be the hill from us before the fire department got there. stranger next to her, and even got off the bus with her time to do it. From a proud roommate who thinks that building should buy when she was going to throw up at some random street What is now called for is an unashamed, hairy-chested John Wayne-style him drinks, considering the guy who had been trying to put out corner. war for oil, ideally against Saudi Arabia. For one, the Kingdom of Saudi is stra- the blaze before he got there was using Dixie cups of water. From two sophomore girls who think you are caring and re- tegically located right next to Iraq, where we are currently storing much of our sponsible and wish they had you as a friend. military personnel. Conveniently enough, this true war for oil can double as A "the-comic-relief-was-appreciated" pat to the boy in our exit strategy from Iraq; our boys can be out of there and in Saudi Arabia in the library the other night who went crashing to the ground less time than it took FEMA to find New Orleans. A "you-guys-are-so-sweet" pat to the three guys in C- Saudi Arabia is also one of the principle OPEC nations, and there is no bet- after his friend pulled nis chair out from under him right as Store East who let me go to the front of the line to buy a box he was sitting. of tissues. ter way to internationally demonstrate "who's your daddy" than to divide and conquer. OPEC would be making nice for a good long time after Saudi Arabia From the girl next to you who sympathized with your emba- From a sophomore girl who woke up with a cold and felt mis- rasment but couldn't help laughing out loud anyways. is flying Ol' Glory, while we have unbridled access to our own vast oil reserves erable through classes until you guys brightened her day. in the area. We will also have unbridled access to Mecca, the last hub of the Islamic pil- An "I-thought-I-was-responsible" dart to myself for los- A "who-died-and-made-you-professor" dart to the grimage known as the "hajj" — and known to entrepreneurs as a tourist trap. ing my wallet that held my license, house key, room key know-it-all in my class who wouldn't shut up and let Having a McDonald's that observes Islamic dietary laws, while incongruous, and $80 somewhere between my house and the one directly the professor teach. would also be a gold mine; and the economic possibilities from there outwards across the street. From an annoyed grad student who didn't apprecmte being are endless. Any takers for Disneyland: Medina? From a senior who is angry she now has to pay $50 for a new belittled for asking a simple question and thinks if you are going But Saudi Arabia is only one option. There are dozens of Middle Eastern key along with the other losses because of one drunk night. to be in this field then you should have a little more compassion countries, from Azerbaijan to Yemen, which three-quarters of red-blooded and understanding. Americans could not possibly find on a map, let alone spell correctly on Final A "vou-need-to-work-on-your-timing" dart to the man- (eopardy. At least half of us know where Alaska is. And let's be honest, bin ager who walked over with a mop 30 seconds too late. A "leave-our-school" dart to the maker of jmaddy.com Ladin was Saudi. Tliat is all the justification we should need to gas up the Hum- From a sophomore girl who didn 't see the huge spill and fell com- for making JMU look like a bunch of ghetto idiots. vees and roll into black gold. So let's make the right choice, the patriotic choice, pletely on her ass. winding up soaking wet and with a sore tailbone From a senior guy who thinks you belong at ODU, not JMU. the only choice; Step around the caribou; step on an Arab. Brian Goodman is a junior communications major THE BREEZE I www.thebreeze.org I THURSDAY, Sfcir. 15, 2005 I 9

BMBBZE IV.RSI'IX TIVES OFF THE WIRE Walking becoming better alternative

Every morning at eight there is a traffic jam On the other hand, walking is good for your south of campus, east of campus, west of campus health and the environment. It's also free. As a and north of campus. It's on the streets and in the matter of fact, it's the only method of transporta- turn lanes into BYU parking lots. Meanwhile, in- tion that is completely free. side quickly-filled Y-lots, frustrated drivers screech It must be noted that there are students who up and down columns of parking cars, racing for really do need to drive. Students with disabili- the few remaining spaces. ties, students who live far from campus or even There is one way to solve the problem. Walk. students who have hectic work schedules need to Parking spaces are at a premium these days and have access to on-campus parking. The problem have been since the BYU parking office decided to ■iris.-s when students who amid |ust as easily walk make parking permits free to all students. to campus get lazy and decide to drive because the It was not a good decision, as most people who parking is free. drive to school can attest Hopefully the parking Parking officials have claimed that there is suf- office if working on plans to fix the problems, but ficient parking for every student who drives to for the time being, students creating the congestion campus. They are right, if you take into account the can help. Simply put, those who can walk should. parking lots surrounding the stadium. Those lots Walk, ride a bike, a scooter, a bus — do any- are too far from any classroom buildings, however, thing but drive. especially if the dnver has already dnven around Even thought the UTA student pass costs all of the lots south of campus and found nothing. monev this year, taking the bus is still a great al- If the university keeps the free parking policy, they ternative to driving. Paying $60 for one year of bus should at least start a shuttle svstem from the sta- access is cheaper than the amount of money one dium. Then students wouldn't have to waste time would spend on gas for driving to school. Plus, looking for parking in other areas. these days the drive usually ends up being twice For now, however, there are no shuttles. So as long as planned, since the driver has to spend until the problem is fixed, please walk. Leave the so much time driving around the parking lot until parking for those who really need it I'hev will be a space opens up. Then the driver is late for class paying the price in gas anyway. and stressed out because the day has gotten off to This staff editorial originally appeared in Brigham a bad start. Young University's The Daily Universe.

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■Y Bonv MCMAHON part to an overwhelming fear Oklahoma..." Lies, lies, damn CONTRIBUTING WRITER of falling timber) and served lies. Brown reaches the pin- no leadership role during the nacle of his deceit with this Recently, news outlets other five. To fill his time, he sentence, as Brown has abso- reported that FEMA Chief spent the days playing Oregon lutely no understanding of ei- Michael Brown, the govern- Trail on his laptop comput- ther public administration or ment's chosen point man for er. In addition, according to political science. First, Central the Hurricane Kathna relief Microsoft's Spellchecker pro- State University is an online efforts, has been proven dis- gram, "presidentially" is not university, where applicants gustingly incompetent and a word. can pay $45 (plus snipping been removed from his post According to Brown's bi- and handling) to receive a as the head of FEMA. Brown ography "Mr. Brown practiced degree of their choosing. Be- started down the path to new- law in Colorado and Oklahoma, cause Brown double ma|ored, found unemployment when where he served as a bar examiner his total fees ran to $101.45. Time Magazine discovered that on ethics and professional respon- Brown chose to study at DeVry Low**. CotfkirY AlRPORr he overstated much of his bi- sibility for the Oklahoma Supreme University's Cleveland cam- Jflfinciau ography and qualifications. Court..." Michael Brown has pus, where he failed out of Tuesday Stating that he served as as- never been to law school, in- their distinguished Food Ser- sistant city mayor of Edmond, stead using the time after col- vice program. Wednesday Oklahoma, he in fact served lege to "find himself" in Akron, Brown's biography, though as assistant to the city mayor, Ohio, where he bussed tables slathered with inaccuracies, which sources say is "more at Bob's Big Boy. Moreover, he does include some important Thursday like an intern." Thanks to my has never lived, nor visited, truths. Michael Brown was crack team of investigators, nor driven through, nor flown until recently the under secre- Friday I have uncovered countless over the state of Colorado. In- tary of Homeland Security for more lies in Brown's biogra- siders say, however, that he mergency Preparedness and Saturday phy, many of which will shock has seen many films that are Response and ne did oversee Sunday and astound you. set in Colorado, his favorite the disaster response of this According to Brown's bi- being "Red Dawn," an epic nation. Michael Brown's rise to ography "...Brown has led film starring Patrick Swayze prominence should give hope Homeland Security's response to and C. Thomas Howell. As for to us all, as even a man with more than 164 president tally de- his service in Oklahoma, my a middle school education, a *h*n*tlr clared disasters and emergencies, crack team states that Okla- rudimentary knowledge of the The Breeze PdOfCSSICHjAL SttYDrvHJ* IkiSrHOCriCXj including the 2003 Columbia homa does not have a court restaurant industry and a pla- shuttle disaster and the Califor- system of any sort, much less tonic love for Patrick Swayze Your Mondmi & TAXIDCM JUMP SAME. DAY AS MSrCiOCrlCXji nia wildfires in 2003." Michael a Supreme Court, and instead can succeed at the highest lev- Thursday just got ii JUSr 75 Mlw. FROM JMU. Brown, since being appointed relies upon a system of "fron- els of the government. Thank to FEMA in 2003, has only been tier justice" to settle disputes you, Michael, thank you for little bit Mxiiir smarter WWW .*KVT>rve.vB*a1r>JU. .COM allowed to leave his office six among their citizens. your gift to America. SOO-414-bIVE (34fi3) times, with the exception of According to Brown's bi- Bobby McMahon, a senior bathroom breaks, runs to the ography "Mr. Brown holds a political science major, dreams ice cream truck and recess. On bachelor's degree in Public Ad- of a day when all Americans can his one trip to a wildfire site, ministration/Political Science have their very own crack team of $1 Sushi he did not leave the car (due in from Central State University, investigators. 11am-2pm Mon-Fri LETTKRS TO THE EDITOR ™ ™ /v Japanese SteakhouseS & Sushi Bar

Column nol the right forum either that choose not to import their oil from the Per- Our expert Kyoto chefs prepare sian Gulf, including some in Harrisonburg. For I am writing in response to Patrick Callahan's example, Citgo, a station frequented by JMU stu- from appetizer to entree, your delicious article, "Nation needs more than empty rhetoric" dents, imports the majority of its oil from Ven- in the Sept. 12 issue. Instead of Callahan using his ezuela. In fact Venezuela was the first country dinner at authentic teppan yakl tables. position as a foumalist to discuss the tragedy of offering assistance to the U.S. Hurricane Katrina Hurricane Katnna, he instead abused this power relief efforts donating $1 million, mobile hospital 540.574.4901 and waged a political attack on President Bush. units, food, water etc. Some other companies that Sun-Thurs. 11 am-10pm His inane ramblings boiled down to nothing more choose to import from other areas are Hess, Fly- Fri & Sat 11 am -11 pm than political gripes from yet another hack. ing J, Irving, Sinclair and Sunoco. 829 E. Market Street, Harrisonburg, VA While it is a privilege to be able to openly criti- We feel that your judgment was groundless cize our leaders, it is only fruitful when it is ex- and its only purpose was to be sensationalistic. hibited through coherence and maturity. Echoing We, as do many others, have fnends and family the opinions of Michael Moore by suggesting that overseas. We acknowledge the reality of the situa- critical validity exists because President Bush has tions in the Middle East and by no means support spent almost 20 percent of his presidency on vaca- Osama. In fact, if he were in our cars, we would tion is not a decent argument, its plagiarism. kick his ass. Continuing on trie lackluster observations route is Callahan's attempt to blame surging oil Katrina Weiss, senior RT's prices and a poor economy on that of President business major Bush. While I do not disagree that our economy Stephanie Saltzberg, senior is not faring well, I am well aware of the fact that SMAD major Chicken V9 6r///e , the President has very little influence on the per- formance of the economy as a whole, knowledge easily acquired fmm a basic macroeconomics course. Taking advantage of a national tragedy and ***Breakfast Special*** using it as a forum to launch lackluster attacks on Editorial policies an opposing political party is truly where empty rhetoric exists. It disables our political process Responses to all articles and opinions and contributes nothing valuable in response to published in The Breeze are welcome Egg & Cheese the situation at hand. and encouraged. Letters should be no longer than 250 words, must iiTclude a Craig Finkelstein, junior phone number for verification and can on a Bagel or Biscuit international affairs major be e-mailed to breezeopinionQhotmail com or mailed to MSC 6805 G1, Anthony-Seeger Hall, Harrisonburg, VA Osama is no* my carpool buddy 22807. The Breeze reserves the right to edit all submissions for length or We, along with many others were outraged by grammatical style. the dart printed in the Sept. 12 issue of The Breeze accusing owners of SUVs of driving with Osama. The house editorial reflects the opinion of ONLY $0.99111 The dart, wntten by an anonymous "JMU staffer," the editorial hoard as a whole, and is not Served ALL day Saturday and Sunday expressed his/her opinion regarding the gas con- necessarily the opinion of any individual staff sumption of our vehicles. member of The Breeze Add Bacon, Ham, or Sausage for $1 more It's no secret that parking is a problem on JMU's campus. Although other options are avail- Cditonal Board: able to us, we make decisions every day as to Nathan Chiantella, editor in chief Monday - Friday 7am 8pm whether or not to drive. This decision is based Alex Sirney, managing editor upon our busy schedules which include being Molly Little, opinion editor Saturday 9am 8pm • Sunday 11am 4pm full-time students as well as members of several organizations. 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as well, which creates another issue in itself. Dukes look to rebound after first loss If the Dukes have problems with the wide outs, they will need to be able to pick up their run game and that's "We're trying to find ourselves ing. That is a big problem for the sec- State has shown on defense. If JMU's of- where the offensive line will have to Matthews concerned right now," Matthews said. "We are ondary. fense is sluggish, they will get bumed. step up, especially against another fast returning a lot of football plavers and In addition to the pass defense, Mat- "Delaware State has a lot of team defense. about DSU going we're concerned about playing the thews still isn't satisfied with the way speed in their de- The Hornets are part of the Mid- right players." the offense has been performing. fensive line, their Eastern Athletic Conference and went into Saturday's game This is especially a concern at the "We aren't that good at offensive safeties and their 4-7 last season. One of their strongest comerback position. The Dukes strug- line right now," Matthews said. "We are linebackers," Mat- returners is wide receiver Shaheer Mc- gled with their pass still searching for some guys up front." thews said. Bride, who was the 2004 MEAC Rookie ■v MEACAN MIHALKO coverage against rOOTBAU. As a whole, the offense didn't play That speed of the Year. ASSISTANT SPORTS EDTTVR Coastal Carolina Uni- OSU at JMU well, Matthews said- will limit what The Dukes will have to watch line- versity last weekend. Satunttf Spm While this was a major factor the JMU offense backers Sam Smith and Russell Reeves, After JMU's first loss since last year, Its quarterback, Ty- BnJuttarth Staditsn against Coastal Carolina, it was also will be able to do. who were two of the best in the MEAC. the Dukes will look to turn their game ler Thigpen, threw an issue in the first game against Lock Matthews said However, other players won't be their around this Saturday when they face for 278 yards against JMU's secondary. Haven University. However, the score this is something main concern because they have prob- Delaware State University at Bridge- Thigpen completed 24 of his 36 passes didn't reflect the problems that were they have to keep , lems with their own from last game that forth Stadium. and nit wide receiver Jerome Simpson occurring on the field. in mind with ev- Matthowt are unresolved. Coach Mickey Matthews insists that 10 times for 162 yards. One of the main concerns for the up- ery play that is called Saturday. The the Dukes still have a lot to work cm* One wide out had 162 yards receiv- coming game is the speed that Delaware wide receivers are still being felt out see GAME, page 13 Three's company Freshman triplets take the field for JMU field hockey

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The Walls sisters gained a reputation in the sports world long before coming to JMU as freshmen this year. They played for a high school field hockey team that was ranked No. 1 na- tionally for three straight years — and they are triplets. For this reason, everybody who encounters them that has heard their story acknowledge them as "the triplets." "They don't know our names; they just know we are the trip- lets," Lauren said. Ashley, Lauren and Melissa began playing together in middle school. They all shared the same passions when it came to sports: soccer and field hockey. "Our mom told us we had a choice between soccer and field hockey |in high school], since they were in the same season," Melissa said. "We picked field hockey." Their mother played field hockey in college and had a huge influence in their decision to pur- sue the sport. "She's the one that put the stick in our hands in third grade," Lauren said. "Ever since then, we've just loved the sport because it's different for a girl to play." The decision to pursue field hockey in high school paid off. KY LE CXHEMANIconlrirmlmg pt The Eastern Regional Vikings JMU's freshman triplets, the Walls sisters, which consist of Lauren, Ashley and Melissa, are all midfielders for the field hockey team. were accustomed to winning and the Walls sisters helped uphold with 138 consecutive victories. The Walls on the 1994 NCAA championship field When it was time to go to college, why we came |to JMU|," that tradition. The Vikingj were sisters were a part of 69 of those wins, they hockey squad. the Walls sisters decided to attend JMU. Though the triplets admit to fighting ranked first nationally for three- tied once and never lost a game. "The way she coached, the intensity Their camaraderie, both on and on tnt on occasion, sibling rivalry is something straight years beginning in 2002. If Part of the reason for their success in [she brought] and since we did have a re- field, continued to blossom. that no longer exists in their lives. In mid- that wasn't enough, the team also high school was their coaching. Coach cord to uphold, 1 think that made us even "We have been playing together for dle school, Uiuren and Melissa used to won six-straight state champion- Danyle Heilig also has ties to JMU. She stronger because we didn't want to break almost ten years," Ashley said. "We just ships and set a national record graduated from JMU in 1995 and played it," Lauren said. like playing with each other and thaf s see TMIO, page 72 Dukes get ready Why do they call her 'Boo7 to be a promising one. Especial- "Her speed is incredible," soph- Madison looks to ly since JMU suffered last year, Women's soccer's omore forward Annie Lowry said. finishing in 217th place. "When she gets by a defender, it's improve on last "Last year we did not fair over. Anytime she goes up against very well," Cooden said. "I Cebulski adds a defender they know tney're in know, bv far, that we are a lot trouble, because it's one touch and season's finish better than that." speed to JMU then she's gone." The Dukes lost three seniors No game has given more cre- ■Y JOHN CALLE to graduation this season, but dence to Lowry's words than last STAFF WMTtn have added experienced and BY JAMES IRWIN year's early season win against the inexperienced players who are Sf MOW WRtTFX University of Alabama when Ce- With depth and experience all excited for bulski ran wild, scoring a goal and on the men's golf roster, JMU a new season. Man's They call her Boo. adding an assist in JMU's 2-1 vic- coach Paul Cooden has made it "We have GOLF But it isn't because Sarah Cebul- tory over the Crimson Tide. a totally re- a goal to get back to the NCAA iMmUM ski is frightening — even though "She was wearing out the out- tournament this season despite vamped MonayOp* she's known to put fear in oppos- side back for Alabama," Lombardo adversity and last year's dismal team," junior ing defenses when she touches the said. "After 25 minutes the girl finish. Michael Ch- ball. No, the junior forward isn't a raised her hand and asked to be tak- The last time Cooden upkasaid. "It hurts to lose three looming, menacing figure on the en off the field because she was so reached the NCAA tournament starters, but we have eight solid field. Her nickname has nothing to embarrassed. She was hanging on was in 2003, when two-time guys and are trying to forget do with scaring people at all. for a Nantucket sleigh ride, where state champion Jay Woodson the past and look towards the They call her Boo because, well, she just grabbed Sarah's shirt and was still on the roster that still future." they just call her Boo. hung on and hoped for the best." had scholarships. Cooden has Senior Jay Lindell redshirt- "It's short for Cebulski," coach Lowry remembered the Ala- led the team to the NCAA tour- ed last season to keep his final Dave Lombardo said matter-of- bama game as well. nament six times during his 10- year of eligibility. According factly. "Just Ce-boo. It kind of "She pushed the ball down the year coaching tenure at JMU. to Gooden, he returns with the morphed into that and shortened line and the girl was chasing her The NCAA is cutting our kind of expenence and, hope- from there. I try to hang some nick- with her head back," Lowry said. (bids in the mid-Atlantic re- fully, the consistency that pro- names on people once in a while. "She was trying so hard but she gionL so it's going to be hard pels teams into the postseason. Cebulski is a mouthful to say on didn't have a chance." to get back." Gooden said The Senior Joe Scheffres sat out all the field" Few people would. Lombardo other way to get in is by auto- of last season and had a great A mouthful to say and a handful attributes Cebulski's track runner matic bid as a conference cham- summer in terms of develop- to defend, Cebulski made a name speed and marathon endurance pion. Georgia State is coming ing his golf game. He proved for herself last season when she led to her athleticism, calling her the into our conference this season it recently by coming just one the Dukes in goals, assists and to- best athlete he's trained in 25 years. stroke shy of qualifying for the tal points. But while she emerged Lowry points to her work ethic. and was eighuS in the national AMY PAIT-.KSON>W>n/(Mr championships last year. UNC U.S. Amateur tournament. as a go-to scorer, Cebulski's stron- Both cite her desire. is always good |a!so|." gest attnbute has always been her Forward Sarah "Boo" Cebulski showcases her Nevertheless, this year looks see GOLF, page U speed and enduMim- see BOO. page 12 speed at practice Tuesday afternoon. 12| THURSDAY, SEPT. 15,2005 I www.thebreeze.org | THE BREEZE

BOO: Cebulski returns TRIO: Freshman triplets experience early to lead women's soccer success with Dukes' field hockey program BOO. from page 11 ada is brutal, it's really bad," "She's got good genes," Cebulski said. "I'm not used TRIO, from page 11 Lombardo said. "And a better to people being fast. Freshman pressure when you get out time since 2002. They are 15th After that, the Dukes finally re- work ethic." I'ear I was shocked at the ath- be upset when Ashley started on the field, but other than in the nation. turn home after a lengthy roac Even after off-season sur- eticism I was playing with and while they sat on the bench. that, pressure is not a factor, JMU is next in action Friday trip to host the University oi gery on both ankles, Cebulski's against." Since then, they have ma- the Walls sisters said. at the University of Virginia. Richmond Sept. 21 at 7 p.m. fitness isn't in question. In the Eventually, Cebulski made tured and don't seem to have In reaching this stage, days leading up to IMU's sea- the adjustment and when then- that problem anymore. the triplets acquired a son-opener, Cebulski consis- junior forward Kim Argy went "We all get along really unique bond and have be- tently led the pack in sprint down with an ACL injury, well," Ashley said. "Back come dedicated to support- workouts by wide margins. "Boo" came up big, scoring six home we all share one ing each other in everything It isn't anything new — she's goals and room." they do. been doing that since her fresh- Now, the Walls sisters are "We'll yell at each other man year. all starters and have helped because we know what we "She would be finished the team get off to a 3-1 start are capable of," Melissa said. running and taking a drink of — the team's best start since "And if someone isn't [play- water and they'd all still be out 2002. In the first three games, ing their best|, we'll tell them there finishing up," Lombardo Ashley has commanded the to pick it up." said. "She has the lungs to run forward position with a team- The season has |ust be- all day." high six points: two goals gun, but the triplet's story That led to "Boo's" second and two assists. Lauren has continues to unfold. In any nickname. found success at midfield, case, JMU field hockey's fu- with one goal and one assist. ture appears bright. "The girls started calling her CEBULSKI 'Seabuscuit'." Lombardo said. opens, Melissa also plays midfield "We are very competitive A bit more appropriate than Lombardo said. "Sarah had primarily but doubles as a from playing at Eastern and Boo, even though Cebulski pre- to step up and make things back. winning a lot," Melissa said. fers the onginal. happen. But I knew she was Being freshman triplets "We just want to play hard has them cast out into the and expect the best out of .ilJ Still, all that athleticism going to do that anyway." KYLfc (VLSMAWcontribututg photographer didn't guarantee Cebulski in- As for 2005, Cebulski, Argy spotlight, but the Walls sis- of us." stant success and as a freshman, and Lowry find themselves at ters don't feel like they are Currently, the Dukes are The Walls triplets have been a major addition to JMU's field the Manohck, Ontario — native the top of a potent offense. And under any unique pressure. ranked in the national coach- hockey program. All three have been active contribute™ to the struggled with her confidence what they lack in experience There is always a sense of es top-20 poll for the first program In their first year at JMU. despite her potential. with each other, they make up "I'vealways had teams where for in ability. they played around my speed," "We have Argy's ability to Cebulski said. "When I got here do things in front of the net," they obviously didn't need to do Cebulski said. "Annie's abil- that — they were set" ity to hold the ball and make Another factor was the com- smart decisions and my speed. petition. Cebulski was used to If we're all on, we could be un- playing at a fast pace, but she stoppable, and I'd say by the wasn't used to everyone else end of the year we're going to playing at the same level. be a lot better." "HigH school soccer in Can- Scary, isn't it?

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GOLF, from page 11 We have a shot to win it We "[Joe's] a fighter," Gooden have been shooting well in said. "He gets on the golf course practice with a lot of under-par and vou just let him go. He's a scores. There's also good chem- Drivers wanted.* iy/Ji tough kid with a competitive istry with the players on the attitude." team this season. I think they RULEVW^a^ Teammates also acknowl- might be a little hungry." 314 Lee Jackson Hwy., Summon edged Scheffres's leadership and According to Scnefms, the 540-886-2357 • 1-800-277-0598 even elected him team captain. biggest events of the five slated www.rulcaulo.com "Scheffres has kept us moti- for the fall season will be their one vated and confident going into home game (their third event) the season," Chupka said. "He and especially the opening match just keeps on Monday in Fredenck, Md. us competi- "It's important to get off to tive at prac- a good start," Scheffres said. "I tice and fo- won't be happy with anything cused on our else but a win. If we play well, goals." I think we can beat any team Chupka there. is one of two retu rning players on the Dukes' team. Soph- omore Scott MARINO Marino is the other returnee coming off his first year as a true Do you freshman. Marino has been shooting very well and qualified in the No. 2 spot (out of five) to rep- resent JMU in the first match want Monday at Towson University. Gooden expects a big year out GET MONEY WHEREVER of Marino — a guy that has golf in his genes. His brother is on the pro circuit and has played in a number of PGA events. to be a YOUR ROAD TRIP TAKES YOU. "Scott has as much Cntial to as gcxxl as anybody," sports Gooden said. The ros- ter this year WACHOVIA FREE STUDENT CHECKING also show- cases some writer? new faces and some ■ No monthly service fee Free Check Card surprises in qualifying. Walk-ons Timmy No minimum balance with Visa Extras Driver and John Hanson look to add depth to the squad Free Online Banking rewards program while Reagan McNeir just Come to the came out of nowhere. with BillPay Unlimited access to 3,300 McNeir did not play last year, tried out for the team and sports writer's Free Balance Alerts Wachovia Financial shot a 68. "Where have you been hid- meeting Premium Savings account Centers and 5,300 ATMs ing?" Gooden said, "I know about everyone who can play Tuesday at 6:30 golf in the state of Virginia." Si* by i WKtevbJ Financial Canter today, cal 800 WACHOVIA (922-4684) McNeir, a walk-on out of the pan. Richmond area, finished in the or visit waclMvta.com/treeiutaantclieckMta. top four in qualifying to make the first trip in The Breeze of the sea- son to match office in the back play. Besides Man no and of McNeir, the other quali- fiers for the Anthony-Seeger. WACHOVIA season open- er include Uncommon Wisdom Scheffres, Lindell and - UMUPK Chupka. * l« want yeu It tut*: $50 minimum deposil leauned lo open an accounl Some restrictions apply lo Visa [ilras The team has a long season x86709 12005 Wachovia Corporation Wachovia Ban! N A anc Wachovia Bant ol Delaware N A are Members FDIC ahead of them, but is focused and bm&spomQhoimaiUom could be poised to make a move. "People aren't looking at JMU's golf side," Gooden said. "|Towson| will be a good test. The Breeze | www.thebreeze.org |THURSDAY, SEPT. 15, 2005 113

RCOT jJWJ ^Delaware State JMU JMU JMU JMU JMU So, Matt leads the way as far as winning Tennessee @ Florida Florida Tennessee Florida Florida Florida percentages go, but I am the one who Miami QCIemson Miami Miami Miami Miami Clemson called Texas over Ohio State last week- end. Just in case you wantd to know. We W&M @ Rhode Island W&M W&M W&M W&M W&M all picked IMU last week because we're NFL loyal students, and we all got burned. I'm not allowed to be bias, but if I could Washington 0> Dallas Washington Dallas Dallas Dallas Dallas I'd put the Steelers in here every week, New England Q Carolina New England New England New England New England New England and pick them every week. And I'd put Minnesota ft Cincinnati Minnesota Minnesota Cincinnati Cincinnati Minnesota the Redskins in here every week and Jacksonville @ Indianapolis Indianapolis Indianapolis Indianapolis Indianapolis Indianapolis pick against them. Yea Ritz and Soup, you know what's up. FOOTBALL If Trotter hadn't gotten thrown out of the Eagles game they probably would PICKS have won, and I would now be in the OF rue lead, and Matt wouldn't. Anyway, until I'mw available next time... ^,r wee* 8-8 7-9 ir>6 6-10 3-5 111 3-5 53 35 500 .438 425 375 GAME: JMU takes on Delaware State GAME, from page U ii ist an issue at this point seeing as linebacker position is some- During the Coastal Caro- senior kicker Paul Wantuck has where there could be some lina game, sophomore corner- Wilderness Voyagers missed two field goals and an ex- movement and that someone back Adam Ford dropped a tra point in the Dukes two games could lose a starting job there. OUTDOOR WEAR & EQUIPMENT p.iss that could have been an thus far. He did not comment on who 1544 E. Market Street, Harrisonburg.V A. 540-434-7234 interception and would have It's a hard situation to be in that player could be. secured the win. However, because starting kicker junior Regardless of who starts M.ilthi'ws points nut that if David Rabil is injured. Mat- or where coaches move play- the pass had been intercepted, thews said in a post-game press ers to, Matthews has made one TimeuKE Check out our it would not have solved the conference last weekend tnat if thing clear. The Dukes are not problems JMU had through- he had another guy, he would as good as they should be right stock, tool out the game. kick him. However, at this now, and they have a lot of Anotner problem the Dukes point, if s not an option. work to do before they will be .iif faced with is the issue with As far as starting different comparable to where tney were the kicking game. If s more than players, Matthews said that the last year. Build your own! ■ '^p M Accessory pouches (Bag In A Box) •^Hp"-r^fc»^__ m cell phone holders Running back Raymond Hlnet m Ipod cases and more dives for a few more yards. i4 International Photo Contest Photo cannot bo larger than 4"x 6" Entries must be received by noon on Photo must havo 9/20/05 at the boon taken outside International the U.S. Student and Scholar Services Office THIS WEEK IN JMU A THLET1CS No more than 3 (Cleveland Hall 117) photos par parson

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■Y JANE SINGLETON So here's your opportunity. "Speed Dating," exclusive to JMU students only. The event will CO.VTFiBUTf.VG WFJTFK as it is known in cities, is coming to IVII Twen- be held at Highlawn Pavilion on Tuesday, Sept. ty-five dates in less than two hours for the rea- 20, starting at 7:30 p.m. Participants are asked to Sometimes first dates get awkward. You know sonable price of $20. At first glance you might be come at 7:15 p.m. for check-in. Each participant the moments where you are saying to yourself, thinking that $20 is a little steep, but it's less than will receive a number and a scorecard. On your "What was 1 thinking?" and the time is passing $1 per date. Also, you don't have to worry about scorecard you can rate each date. If there is a mu- at a snail's pace. Opposites don't always attract, all the weird nerves of a first date because there tual match on the scorecards, an e-mail will be but some people seem compatible until they're will be 49 other people in the same shoes. You sent to you with your "date's" information. This trapped at a dinner table where the food is tak- have nothing to lose. eliminates any worries you may have had about ing forever. Let's face it — some dates we wish Here's how it works. There are only 25 slots would last only a few minutes. each for ladies and gentlemen and the crowd is see SPEED, page 17

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■« NATHAN CHIANTELLA RMOM warm Is there a doctor in the houseP If you want to make pop rock, you should probably head to Sweden. It is in this famous constitutional monarchy that Ok Go recorded tlu-ir new record. Oh No. Hidden behind the paisley print CD cover r4#'Mhtaifi«Wij lies nothing but pure rock fun. In a time where ■■fc^^^^^^^^H W\ the United States is deep in political debate over sandy wars and hometown devastation, WSHBI escapist music is just what you need. WW The album, driven by four pale guys in thin suits, must have been praying to tna vi- m 1 ROdt, the Rolling Slones, with songs like A <..<>od Idea at the Time." 1 hough it's hard to imagine the songs coming from a bald guy ^L J with oversized, old-man glasses, lead singer Oamian Kulash seems to have something in his voice that he doesn't take himself too seri- ously, but cannot help it if he is just that damn cool. The best track is "A Million Ways" where the finer points of fishnets and benzodiaz- epine drugs are discussed over driving bass. It has a somewhat Franz Ferdinand sound, though that is most likely because that they shared a producer this time around The video for this single has even become an In- ternet favonte, as the band performs a well- A choreographed dance routine for a stationary

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Adding a mix of various tunes with im- pressive vocal harmonics and electric violin &M\ PA 11 k SON />>"»"» nhuir accents, .HEREtoday is a group of five guys that has earned recognition as one of the most vibrant, energetic and dedicated new bands in the area. The Fredericksburg natives have won two TOP: Senior Lauren Terrtll plays Vivian Bearing, an English pro battles of the bands, toured throughout the fessor suffering from ovarian cancer. Mid-Atlantic states and recorded two albums LEFT: Bearing reenacts a moment from her childhood, during — all the while staying true to their fans, which she discovered her love for the English language and lit- fnendship and themselves. erature. The band consists of bass player Matt RIGHT: Senior Mark Johanson plays Jason, a young doctor who Murphy, guitarist/keyboardist Jorui Daubert treats Bearing. drummer Bryan Holt, violinist/guitarist/vo- cahst Ed Dickerson and guitarist Gup Holt. While they have altered their music from the Theatre II play witless, without a pulse more acoustic-based sound of their first al- bum Pesert Room, to a harder, more electric •v MONICA BOOKER teacher we've had in the past — who forces sound, it still maintains their smooth vocal RfnNCMWRR us to analyze a dead man's sonnet when all harmonies and violin accents. we want to do is sleep in class. At times, the The band has been influenced by every- It is not my intention to give away the pace of the show was as slow as that dreaded thing from heavy metal to bluegrass, country plot," said Vivian Bearing, Ph.D. in Margaret English class. and punk. Their musical talents are as varied Kdson's "Wit," "but I think I die at the end." Terrill has a comfortable stage presence, as their influences, with instruments heard on Thus, from the beginning of the play that not afraid to carry the bulk of an entire perfor- their second self-titled album including gui- premiered Sept. 13, the audience members, as mance (almost a one-woman show) wearing tar, piano, organ, violin, tnangle and even a well as the characters, are aware of the show's only a hospital gown and a thin robe. Though moog. mortality. The problem is, how can a theater her words were crisp and clear, her volume The best part, however, may be their hold the audience's attention if it has no pulse frequently dropped to a lower register caus- meaningful lyrics. The theme behind the mu- throughout the show? ing the audience aural difficulty. sic and the name, "HEREtoday," is that you The plot centers around senior Lauren Ter- The scenes between Terrill and senior can't dwell on the past — the only promise rill, who plays Dr. Vivian Bearing, an English Mark Johanson. who plays the young doctor, you have is the moment you are in "Our writ- professor diagnosed with terminal ovarian Jason, create the most energy and pick up the ing is relevant to anybody and everybody," cancer. Obsessed with the rich, metaphvsu.il bass player Matt Murphy said. "People die, poetry of John Donne, Bearing's character re- see WIT, page 18 fall in and out of love, enjoy friendships. minds us of that arrogant yet brilliant BngVah see HERE, page 17 DVD REVIEW 'Hitchhikers' movie aimed at children, misses boat in special features ii LB* RONEY I he bonus features on the DVD are the journey of ordinary guy Arthur After escaping that mess (and all they by Alan Rickman, "Harry Potter and CONTRIBUTING WRT7ZR nothing to get excited about, deleted Dent (Martin Freeman, "Love Actu- had to endure was a poetry reading the Prisoner of Azkaban"), a manic-de- scenes and a typical "making of" fea- .illy" >, who is whisked away from Earth from the Vogon master), they end up on pressive pudgv silver robot with an ex- The dolphins had it right all along. turette are included, as well as a com- by alien-disguised-as-human pal Ford the ship of Galactic President Zaphod tremely large head. 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At least, that's There is also a "Martin's Hangman," knowingly hitch a ride into space with along for the ride are half-earthling half- for instance — when cmssing into dif- what the audience learns from 'The game which gets bonng after one go- Vogons, who are known to be the least alien Tnsha (Zooey Deschanel, "Elf"), ferent sectors of the universe Bill Nighy Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," a around, which is kind of like the movia friendly alien race ever encountered, whom Arthur had previously met on ("Love Actually") and John Malkot - (•(Italy film based on the popular book HaaU and who kind of look like glorified ver- Earth and instantly been attracted to a of the same title by Douglas Adams. This colorful, clever movie follows sions of the original "Star Wars" aliens. few days earlier, and Marvin (voiced see HITCHHIKERS page 18 THE BREEZE I www.thebreeze.org (THURSDAY, SEPT. 15, 2005 I 17

Grill's 'Gala' to display OK GO: Certain to please OK GO, from page 16 iPod, Oh No is certain to please. Ok local artists' works camera as if they were 14-year-old Go has combined enough pop-rock latch-key girls wasting time before staples that the album is fail-proof. the "Gilmore GirK" fumes on. They are not out to blow your ■v AFKIL KIM does not have any formal speakers, or your mind, for that CONTRIBUTING WWTEK training in the medium of matter, but their eclectic sound hits tactile art, she calls herself right where it should with songs The Little Grill Col- a creative artist. Some of like "Crash the Party." lective, a local favorite, is her products, "Monument While thisalbum is not expected not only a restaurant but to Making Art not War," to revolutionize anything other a homegrown gallery for "The Gap Tooth Goddess." than floral pnnt dress shirts it |g local artists. Beginning "Monkey Cider House," perfect for the fall. Whether you this past Feburary, Doug are impressive in their pat- blast it in your Volvo with all your Woodhouse, The Little tern and use of colors. windows down or put it on your Grill Collective's arts and This Saturday's Open- entertainment coordina- ing Gala, titled "Con- tor, conducted the first fession of a Thrift Store 'Opening Gala' for their Junkie" featuring Lough's SPEED: Daters, start your engines bi-weekly featured local artworks made out of ob- SPEED, from page16 Master Mike, the sponsor and artists. jects she found during her getting publicly rejected. coordinator of this event. "Gala is just another favorite pastime — hop- Mix Master Mike will be the CoBM out and give this naw word for a party," said ping at thrift stores. DJ and will blow the whistle wave of dating a try. Sign-ups Lynn Lough ('94), cur- "It's a nice eclectic mix when it is time to switch dates. will be accepted until noon trio rently featured artist at of local artists," said se- If awkward moments occur, day of the event. You can sign up the Little Grill. nior Joanna Sarsfield. "It's remember to take a deep breath by going to jmuspeeddating com This coming Satur- nice to see the local artists — you'll be changing people in Remember, there are only 25 slots day, the public is invited being supported." three minutes. There also will be for both girls and guys, so sign up to enjoy the Gala, which Woodnouse was glad great music provided by D) Mix before it's too late. will feature live music, that the customers were free surprise gifts from receptive of the two- Lough, and, of course, weeks-featured artists and her self-described "com- their work. He claimed HERE: Local band will perform Sept. 18 plex, yet peaceful" tactile that sometimes custom- art works. ers would even ask about MERE, from page 16 you happy and being yourself — Conceptual artworks previously featured art- fall in and out of love, enjoy friend- even if that means being different by Lough will be featured ists. According to Tim Ev- ships, struggle with the falsehoods and breaking out of society's stan- at The Little Grill from ans, a worker/owner of of the world. We just write what we dards. Other songs on the album Sept. 13 to 23. Lough's in- l.mlcGrill, know and what we are." speak about making the most ol tricately painted hanging "If s a win-win situa- The songs on their newest album your life and looking towards the pieces, wind chimes and tion because [they) give .heretoday. reflect a variety of moods future while keeping the memories other transformation art the opportunity to the art- and themes. All of them are written of the past. works made out of serving ist to display tneir works, in a collaborative effort and an? based This alternative /rock-based, power dishes, cork and spiral will and (theyl provide a nice on personal experiences. "We don't pop band has already created a k>yal be on sale. Lough said she atmosphere to customers try to tell stories, we just try to wntc fan base in their hometown, as well is an a process-oriented with new decorations ev- KYLE COLEMAN/rofim/*nnx phmotraphtr real songs," guitarist Chip Holt said. as in many (

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