DOCSLIB.ORG

Pam Ann Buckle Up, Bitches! Pam Starred in Her Own Television Ann Is Back in New Talk Show, “The Pam Ann York and This Time, She’S Show” on the National Foxtel Angry

Total Page：16

File Type：pdf, Size：1020Kb

Download full-text PDF Read full-text
Pam Ann Buckle Up, Bitches! Pam Starred in Her Own Television Ann Is Back in New Talk Show, “The Pam Ann York and This Time, She’S Show” on the National Foxtel Angry PA M A NN WILL ‘GETEM! BY WILLIAM COOKE In Australia, Pam Ann Buckle up, bitches! Pam starred in her own television Ann is back in New talk show, “The Pam Ann York and this time, she’s Show” on the national Foxtel angry. She aims to knock channel. She also hosted the plastic smiles off the Australia’s live broadcast of imposter hostesses of TV’s Mardi Gras that aired in over Pan Am in her raucous new two million households. Even production. So shut the F**k up, Madonna is a fan, describing sit the F**k down, lock your seats Pam as “cruelly funny”. in the upright position and prepare Performances poke fun at air to take off for the ride of your life. PAM travel, identifying the individual quirks ANN NEW YORK CITY LAYOVER - 'GETEM of some of the biggest international BITCH takes off at Joe’s Pub December 11th- airlines and their stereotypes; mixing it 13th and December 21st-23rd. with a generous dose of camp, humor and “What has happened to the airline fabulousness. Passengers embark on a industry?” wonders Pam Ann. “Qantas is “You can’t journey from security check-in to boarding grounded, Ryan Air is considering offering beat the real to, hopefully, landing. porn on board, LOT airlines has no landing thing. It’s “I named the show PAM ANN NEW YORK gear, and British Airways is encouraging its Pam Ann, CITY LAYOVER - 'GETEM BITCH because cabin crew to hug a pilot. American Airlines not Pan Am, that’s what I intend to do,” continued Pam may have nine lives but unfortunately Jack Ann. “And now is the time since the show’s the cat didn't. He was lost for two months bitches!” ratings are going down quicker than me in a at JFK only to die when he finally got home. comedienne Caroline Reid. Reid’s portrayal jet packed with men from Tel Aviv.” Sounds like what happens to passengers of the outrageous air hostess has been The December 22nd performances will everyday waiting on delayed flights.” featured in advertising campaigns for be recorded for Pam Ann’s second live DVD, Such is Pam’s influence on the golden age British Airways and Sky Team. In fact, she scheduled for release via Starz in June 2012. of travel; she inspired the new ABC-TV series is the celebrity spokeswoman of Sky Team Pam Ann’s first live concert DVD, “Come Fly Pan Am. “I’ve been fighting to reclaim the Terminal 4 at Heathrow; featured on all With Me”, is available now on Amazon.com. glamour in the skies for years and now these in-flight video programming and seen on Pam Ann’s travel app is available on iTunes. Christina Ricci bitches think they’re going CNN and CNBC. Pam Ann has appeared in to move in on me?” she laughs. “You can’t promotions for KLM/Air France, JetBLue, Advance tickets for PAM ANN NEW YORK CITY beat the real thing. It’s Pam Ann, not Pan Lufthansa, British Airways, Qantas, SAS and LAYOVER - 'GETEM BITCH are available now at www. Am, bitches!” even low cost British carrier EasyJet uses JoesPub.com. Joe’s Pub is located at 425 Lafayette Pam Ann is the alter-ego of Australian her videos in their training. Street..
Load more

Recommended publications
  • Big Issue Pam
    ARTS When The Big Issue In The North encounters the Australian comic actor Caroline Reid, she’s in the middle of washing her delicates. Flying high “I’ve just crushed a Daz tablet all over the floor so it looks like I’ve been hoovering up cocaine,” she Gary Ryan gets buckled up and ensures laughs. “But unfortunately doll, those ALSO SHOWING hedonistic days are long gone.” his tray table is upright when speaking to These days, the lady is not for gurning. However, the same cannot comic air hostess Pam Ann be said for her flight attendant alter ego. Inspired by a drunken spoonerism at a fancy-dress party mirthfully. “There are drag queens face of London Heathrow Sky Team’s in the 1990s, Pam Ann regales her who do a Beyoncé and mime over Terminal 4. “passengers” – the audience – with the audio from my DVDs. It’s hilarious. “Nobody ever gets offended,” she tales of drink, drugs and promiscuity They’ve embraced the character. notes. “Although I heard a rumour (she puts the “easy” in “EasyJet”), Whereas I’ve turned up to play a gig that Emirates were p*ssed off that I bitches about other airlines and turns in Dubai in front of a load of straight call them ‘service over safety’. They her coke-filled nose up at those not rugby players dressed in an air ply you with champagne and behave seated in first class. hostess uniform and they’ve assumed like ‘Get the plane off the ground – it Her trolly-dolly parody has proved I’m there to strip.” doesn’t matter if the wing is about globally popular.
    [Show full text]
  • Enjoyed Nationally & Internationally!
    Made in Melbourne! Enjoyed Nationally & Internationally! JULY 2012 JULY JULY 2012 Issue 92 q comment: GALTA SAYS: ONGOING debate over the topic of ‘gay marriage’ in Australia may confound at the divide it seems Publisher & Editor to represent from the broad social realities of Brett Hayhoe today, where the question of sexual orientation +61 (0) 422 632 690 has almost become ‘ho-hum’, but it also [email protected] reinforces the importance of a clear voice and collective message in representing the unique Editorial needs of the gay and lesbian community, which [email protected] embraces the broader LGBTI groups. Sales and Marketing [email protected] Travel is a good case-in-point. Gay and lesbian travellers visit the same places and seek the same Design holiday benefits as all travellers do, but there are also Uncle Brett Designs & Graphics distinctive needs that still define this arena as a niche segment of the market. Contributing Writers Evan Davis, Alan Mayberry, Tasman Anderson, According to Mr Rod Stringer, Managing Director of Barrie Mahoney, Brett Hayhoe, Chris peak industry membership body, Gay and Lesbian Gregoriou, Pete Dillon, Matthew Baker- Tourism Australia (GALTA), there is a continuing role Johnson, Marc J Porter, Nathan Miller for specific marketing and representation that is Cover picture focussed on connecting travellers to the right hosts, as Baan Souy Resort, Pattaya Thailand well as working to improve awareness of the nuances within the niche. Photographic Contributions Alan Mayberry (gh, q drag), Mathew “While pride or community events are popular travel Badenach (flamingos), Daniel Mar- motivators for the gay and lesbian community, all tin Bailey (dnm) travellers share a universal desire to explore new destinations and to feel welcome and comfortable [email protected] while on holiday,” Mr Stringer said.
    [Show full text]
  • +' N@IKJ:?8=K – Wirtschaft – Wie Machen Die Das?
    +' N@IKJ:?8=K – Wirtschaft – Wie machen die das? Übers Wochenende mal kurz in eine europäische Grossstadt oder ans Meer zu fliegen, kostet mit Ryanair und Konsorten oft weniger als ein Mittagessen. Das Rezept dahinter: knallharte Kalkulation. K\okD8IB98<I9`c[=89@8EN@;D<I Wer heutzutage über den Wolken nicht flieger, wie er sich selber nennt, aber aus den Franken. Mit 60 Millionen Passagieren be- spart, ist selber schuld. Frühbucher finden helvetischen Lüften zurück. Grund dafür war, fördert die europäische Nummer 2 im Tief- online die unglaublichsten Schnäppchen: dass der Airport Basel den Iren mit den Flug- preissegment zirka 20 Millionen weniger Wer jetzt beispielsweise einen Flug von Ba- hafentaxen nicht entgegenkommen wollte. als Ryanair. Etwa jeder siebte Easyjet-Passa- sel nach London im Dezember bucht, bezahlt Auf die Schnäppchenmentalität über gier boardet in der Schweiz, aus der 104 De- für den Hinflug bei Easyjet nur gerade 31,70 den Wolken setzt seit 1995 auch Easyjet. Ste- stinationen in 19 Ländern angeflogen wer- Franken. Günstige Flugpreise an sich sind lios Haji-Ioannou, Sohn eines griechischen den. Das englische Unternehmen beschäftigt nicht neu: Bereits in den frühen 1970er-Jah- Schiffsreeders, leaste bei British Airways da- rund 8000 Mitarbeitende, 770 davon arbeiten ren gelang es der amerikanischen Southwest mals zwei Boeing-Maschinen. Das Spezielle für Easyjet Switzerland. Airlines mit der Strategie «Tiefste Ticketprei- se, dafür keine Extras» die Luftfahrtindus- Der Kampf um günstige Flughäfen Wie ist trie zu revolutionieren. Doch das Modell be- es möglich, dass ein Passagier für eine Flug- schränkte sich auf die USA. Erst gut 20 Jahre reise von 700 oder mehr Kilometern ledig- später gelang es dem irischen Geschäftsmann lich 30 Franken bezahlt – und die Billigair- Micheal O’Leary mit Ryanair, auch in Europa lines trotzdem Gewinne anhäufen? An den Billigtarife anzubieten.
    [Show full text]
  • Row Labels Count of Short Appname Mobileiron 3454 Authenticator 2528
    Row Labels Count of Short AppName MobileIron 3454 Authenticator 2528 Adobe Reader 916 vWorkspace 831 Google Maps 624 YouTube 543 iBooks 434 BBC iPlayer 432 Facebook 427 Pages 388 WhatsApp 357 FindMyiPhone 313 Skype 303 BBC News 292 Twitter 291 Junos Pulse 291 Numbers 289 TuneIn Radio 284 Keynote 257 Google 243 ITV Player 234 BoardPad 219 Candy Crush 215 Tube Map 211 Zipcar 209 Bus Times 208 mod.gov 205 4oD 193 Podcasts 191 LinkedIn 177 Google Earth 172 eBay 164 Yammer 163 Citymapper 163 Lync 2010 158 Kindle 157 TVCatchup 153 Dropbox 152 Angry Birds 147 Chrome 143 Calculator 143 Spotify 137 Sky Go 136 Evernote 134 iTunes U 132 FileExplorer 129 National Rail 128 iPlayer Radio 127 FasterScan 125 BBC Weather 125 FasterScan HD 124 Gmail 123 Instagram 116 Cleaner Brent 107 Viber 104 Find Friends 98 PDF Expert 95 Solitaire 91 SlideShark 89 Netflix 89 Dictation 89 com.amazon.AmazonUK 88 Flashlight 81 iMovie 79 Temple Run 2 77 Smart Office 2 74 Dictionary 72 UK &amp; ROI 71 Journey Pro 71 iPhoto 70 TripAdvisor 68 Guardian iPad edition 68 Shazam 67 Messenger 65 Bible 64 BBC Sport 63 Rightmove 62 London 62 Sky Sports 61 Subway Surf 60 Temple Run 60 Yahoo Mail 58 thetrainline 58 Minion Rush 58 Demand 5 57 Documents 55 Argos 55 LBC 54 Sky+ 51 MailOnline 51 GarageBand 51 Calc 51 TV Guide 49 Phone Edition 49 Translate 48 Print Portal 48 Standard 48 Word 47 Skitch 47 CloudOn 47 Tablet Edition 46 MyFitnessPal 46 Bus London 46 Snapchat 45 Drive 42 4 Pics 1 Word 41 TED 39 Skyscanner 39 SoundCloud 39 PowerPoint 39 Zoopla 38 Flow Free 38 Excel 38 Radioplayer
    [Show full text]
  • Flight Attendant from Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia This Article Needs Additional Citations for Verification
    Flight attendant From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This article needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. (June 2015) "Stewardesses" redirects here. For the 1969 3-D film, see The Stewardesses. "Cabin crew" redirects here. For the Australian dance music duo, see Cabin Crew. "Air hostess" redirects here. For other uses, see Air Hostess (disambiguation). Flight attendant of Austrian Airlines directing a passenger to his seat Flight attendants or cabin crew (also known as stewards/stewardesses, air hosts/hostesses, cabin attendants) are members of an aircrew employed by airlines primarily to ensure the safety and comfort of passengers aboard commercial flights, on select business jet aircraft,[1] and on some military aircraft.[2] Contents [hide] 1 History 2 Overview o 2.1 Responsibilities . 2.1.1 Cabin chimes and overhead panel lights o 2.2 Chief Purser o 2.3 Purser 3 Qualifications o 3.1 Training o 3.2 Language o 3.3 Height and weight 4 Uniforms and presentation 5 In advertising 6 Unions o 6.1 Discrimination 7 Roles in emergencies o 7.1 September 11, 2001 o 7.2 Other emergencies 8 In popular culture 9 Notable flight attendants 10 See also 11 References 12 Further reading 13 External links History[edit] Flight attendant, circa 1949–1950,American Overseas Airlines, Flagship Denmark, Boeing 377 Stratocruiser The role of a flight attendant derives from that of similar positions on passenger ships or passenger trains, but it has more direct involvement with passengers because of the confined quarters on aircraft.
    [Show full text]
  • CHATROOM Follow Us on @Tnt Downunder Pam Ann She’S the Straight-Talking, Foul-Mouthed Hostie and She’S Back with a Brand New Show
    CHATROOM follow us on @tnt_downunder Pam Ann She’s the straight-talking, foul-mouthed hostie and she’s back with a brand new show. We chat to the woman behind the trolley, Caroline Reid, about how she likes to fl y... INTERVIEW ALEX HARMON Best fi lm to watch on a fl ight? “Virgin Australia: once a I like a good glass of red wine and movie that slut, always a slut” makes you cry. Especially when a fl ight attendant comes up to you and you’re in tears and they have no understanding why. Some of the domestic fl ights, like on Qantas, they just show news clips. Emirates probably have the most blinging entertainment program, the thing with Qantas is, you have to wait for one fi lm to fi nish before you watch the next one. Emirates staff would freak out if they got on there and realised they were still using VHS! What about in-fl ight magazines? I love them. High Life is the BA publication and that’s a good one. I also like the Qantas magazine, Australian Way. I always read them, but I also take trash to read, like Enquire, Heat, Grazia, OK, Hello. And it’s the same shit, just Which is the best airline to travel? Any tips for fl ying cattle class? regurgitated. I don’t even read it, I just look at Long haul, British Airways for me, I’m not fooled I don’t fl y cattle. I haven’t been back down there the pictures and just go “sucked in bitches.” by mood lighting, okay Emirates? Short haul since the Eighties.
    [Show full text]
  • Rainbowtimesnews.Com FREE!
    Year 3, Vol. 9 • Oct. 1 - Nov. 4, 2009 The www.therainbowtimesnews.com FREE! NoHo: Lesbian vs. Gay Annual AIDS Walk RI raises ainbow imes Candidates for Mayor! awareness among youth T p. p. R 20 16 Your LGBTQ News in MA, RI, North Central CT & Southern VT p. 13 Becoming a man in 127 Boston Loses Gay NightTimez: Hottest easy steps p. 15 Games 2014 Bid! p. 8 Halloween parties p.B-1 2 • Oct. 1 - Nov. 4, 2009 • The Rainbow Times • www.therainbowtimesnews.com Opinions The Controversial Couch Medford: Hatred in our backyard Lie back and listen. Then get up and do something messages and judgment from a God that By: Gricel M. OcasioTRT Publisher By: Suzan Ambrose*/TRT Columnist the same-sex plunge down the aisle ast month I was appalled to have teaches nothing like that. Yet, this is done in lton John: pop star, diva, in England. He's not recognized as a received pictures that depicted more "the name of God." But, who gives another legal matrimonial product there. LGBT hatred in the form of "God's knight … father? Not in a L human being (sinners at that, for we all sin at million years if the Gay marriage: it's not the other words and commands" by the New England E one time or another) the right to demean our Ukrainian government has their way. Could white meat. Baptist Church, Salem St., in Medford, Ma. I lives, the lives of our loved ones, or to judge this be the end of the Yellow Brick Road for What are the churches of Ukraine saying? wrote to the Medford Human Rights me for the natural act of loving someone of his Daddy plans? Surely, they must recognize that all children Commission's office, not merely as TRT and the same sex? Is there not some type of A few weeks ago, Elton John and his long- deserve a happy life, especially those who are NightTimez's publisher, but as a concerned hypocrisy behind such messages? time partner David Furnish were visiting a hard to place.
    [Show full text]