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WRITERS JESSE ALBA ADAM BARNICK FRANK BARRON KATE E. BROOKS AMY BOWKER 18 IDLEWILD 10 NORA EPHRON JULIAN CAMILLIERI WARREN CURRY BROOKE DAMMKOEHLER INDEX CLAYSON DEBURGER JOSEPH FEINSTEIN SHIRLEY FIRESTONE JANOS GEREBEN 16 EMMY AWARDS SCRAPBOOK MICHAEL GUILLÉN ORMLY GUMFUDGIN Entertainment Today shows you the best and worst moments of the 2006 Emmy Awards. Check out JONATHAN W. HICKMAN the statuettes, the celebs, and those indulgent after-parties... TRAVIS MICHAEL HOLDER TINA KIM KAT KRAMER M. Y. LEE MICHAEL LEVINE MUSIC MOVIES ERIC LURIO RUBEN MACBLUE 12 A NICE OUTING WITH THE FAMILY 18 ART FILM OF THE WEEK with Aaron Sheley MARY MALLORY Rock City’s Revn Kevn reviews the Family Values Tour. SCOTT MANTZ 20 BABBLING ABOUT BABBIT’S NEW BABY TONY MEDLEY 12 WHAT KIND OF TRIP IS THIS?! Director Jamie Babbit’s latest film,The Quiet, gets hushed by DAWN MILLER MIA PERRY Russ Rodriguez of Rock City News reviews a concert of Heavenly Janos Gereben. MIKE RESTAINO Trip To Hell. SEAN REYNOLDS 20 BUY A TICKET, TAKE THE RIDE RICA ROMERO Janos Gereben reviews Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles. GAIL ROBERTS THEATER ANNIE ROLLINS SUSIE ROTEMAN 4 JEFF FOXWORTHY WOULD BE PROUD 20 THIS MUTT’S LIFE BRAD SCHREIBER Travis Michael Holder reviews 7 Redneck Cheerleaders.. That’s right, she’s back again. Everyone’s favorite Collie,Lassie . AARON SHELEY STEVEN SNYDER And Eric Lurio is here to tell you that the new movie is no dog. PETER SOBCZYNSKI 4 THE RE-OPENING OF CURTAINS BETH TEMKIN The play that everyone raved about until its close in 2004 is back 21 RATING THE MPAA JOSEPH TRINH and better than ever. Documentary filmmakerKirby Dick goes to war with the Rat- KIM VOYNAR MARCI WEINER ings Board, and Tony Medley is there to catch the fire. RUSTY WHITE 5 TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING JONATHAN ZEITLIN Joseph N. Feinstein takes a pscychadelicate trip with Much Adoobie 21 NOTHING TO GET CROSS OVER Brothers About Nothing. CARTOONISTS Eric Lurio reviews Crossover. PHIL CHO MARK DARCOURT COLUMNS 23 EASY TO UNDERSTAND DREW-MICHAEL Jonathan Hickman checks out Eve of Understanding, a new ANNIE ROLLINS 5 TRAVEL & LEISURE with Brad Schrieber movie that’s playing the festival circuit and we hope will come PHOTOGRAPHER soon to a theater near you... DREW RESSLER 6 HOLLYWOOD INSIDER with Dawn Miller COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT 23 DVD REVIEWS by Mike Restaino THE WEBSTER GROUP 7 WORDS ‘N’ MUSIC with Kat Kramer 26 MOVIE TIMES & THEATER LOCATIONS SALES KIRT KISHITA 7 GOSSIP GUY with Erik Davis

CIRCULATION SUPERVISOR TELEVISION DANIEL ESPINOSA 8 HOLLYWOOD SCORE CARD with M. Levine 15 PARTY LIKE IT’S 2006 Frank Barron takes us to the FOX network press party. 9 DINING with Shirley Firestone EXECUTIVE OFFICE 2325 WEST VICTORY BLVD, SUITE 5 15 NO SMILEY FACES HERE BURBANK, CA 91506-1226 11 HOLLYWOOD BEAT with Marci Weiner Paul Colman reviews the new FOX sitcom, Happy Hour. OFFICE (818) 566-4030 Fax (818) 566-4295 11 WARMLY, ORMLY with Ormly Gumfudgin www.EntertainmentTodayOnline.com BOOKS 10 HERE’S THE SEX PISTOLS Property of Entertainment Today. Sean Reynolds gets rough and rowdy with the re-release of I Reproduction without written Swear I Was There: The Gig That Changed the World. consent is prohibited. All rights reserved. The views of the reviewers and writers of this publication are their own, and do not necessarily reflect those of 30-31 FROLICSOME FUN the management of Entertainment Today. ©2006 Professor Klickberg’s Insuperable Crossword Puzzle, Lady Katsura and Suki Yaki’s Astrological Forecast, Sudoku, and Comics.

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The multi-talented cast of7 Redneck Cheerleaders present an interesting take on theater. Schwartz by Craig Photos

by Travis Michael Holder tape is displayed front-and-center. The play that was shelved after its lyricist passed away in 2004 is back with additions made by the likes of writer Rupert Holmes. A sign-in sheet and the Equity McCormick as the show’s money- up to investigate the case and give his rules sheet are posted on the black- by Travis Michael Holder 7 Redneck Cheerleaders, an man, as well as Karen Ziemba and own critique of the production from uproarious new play that chronicles painted back wall. Here, seven Curtains was shelved when lyricist Jason Danieley as Robbin’s formerly his perspective as an amateur local a group of actors in a small Los Hollywood wannabes rehearse Fred Ebb passed away in 2004. Hap- married composers. They all whine community theater veteran. Angeles theatre company who gamely for 7 Redneck Cheerleaders pily, the play was brought back to life about what “swinish, scurvy scum” rehearse for an original work writ- as Ben (a spot-on Tony Foster the when Rupert Holmes came on board we poor reviewers must be—that is, In that pivotal role, David Hyde ten and directed by one of their night I attended), the play’s writer- to fashion a new book and collaborate of course, until they find one review Pierce has the dry delivery of a nerdy colleagues, was created in a parallel director, addresses the audience and with John Kander on the additional that says the show is sure to be a huge Peter Falk and the comic timing of universe by Elephant Stageworks’ confides in us his fears, lusts, and libretto. Add in high-profile New hit. Instantly, the lyrics are altered Jack Benny, making the best of some member Louis Jacobs. frustrations with the process of York director Scott Ellis, inspired to “What Kind of Genius….” But of the most outrageously groan-able seeing his efforts debut. tongue-in-cheek (and intentionally before they can pick up the pieces puns since the Marx Brothers went The in-jokes are so rife that bad) choreography by Rob Ashford, and head to New York, poor Ms. to the circus. On top of that, the they have almost the potential The double-cast ensemble is colorful costumes by William Ivey Cranshaw is murdered right on stage, naturally anemic-looking guy—who of going directly over the heads uniformly flawless, and 7 Redneck Long, and elaborate sets by Anna and, considering that “there is more perpetually looks like he’s about to of audience members, unless said Cheerleaders is probably the funni- Louizos, and you have a production to life than…life,” a reluctant Ziemba keel over any moment—is quite a members have ever acted in a est, most original piece of theatre team with more Tony Awards piled agrees to assume the role. dancer, and gives play under AEA’s 99-seat Plan or born and bred in LA in the last up than the storeroom an all-over perfor- attended an acting workshop at a several years. I especially loved at the American Theatre mance that could small black box theatre somewhere the topical additions plucked right Wing. keep Curtains’ cur- out of the current news stories, in a low-rent district squashed tain up for years. between prop storage facilities particularly the distraught Ben who From an era that and post-production houses. And contemplates suicide by “putting a wafts craftily through Curtains is sure let’s face it: who in Los Angeles yarmulke on my head and throwing the melody line, a cleverly to be a record- hasn’t? myself in front of Mel Gibson.” No bright overture features breaking crowd JonBenet humor here, but I suspect P barely recognizable strains pleaser when it The tiny Asylum stage is com- it’s just a matter of time. from other musicals. This arrives on the Great plete with actors in the background is how Curtains White Way, with who mumble a vocal drill about The Elephant Asylum Theatre is begins—with an guaranteed Tony “red leather, yellow leather,” as the located at 6322 Santa Monica Blvd., elaborate pro- nods next spring prerequisite god-awful discarded Hollywood; for tickets, call (323) duction number for Hyde Pierce, 60’s couch held together with duct 960-4410. from the 1959 Monk, Ziemba, and Boston tryout of Edward Hibbert as a dreadful, new, Robbin’s effete and and typically self-important direc- Travis’ Critic’s Picks: sappy American tor. Accolades shall be Curtains ~ Ahmanson Theatre fictional musical forthcoming, as well, 7 Redneck Cheerleaders ~ Elephant Stageworks comedy called for the infectious score, Ellis’ real-life direction, The Reunion ~ Howard Fine Theatre Robbin’ Hood. Featuring a per- and the deliciously Unfinished American Highwayscape #9 & 32 formance in the awful choreography Theatre @ Boston Court leading role by an that Ashford so bril- Water & Power ~ Mark Taper Forum obvious monster liantly and shamelessly diva named Jes- David Hyde Pierce and Debra Monk (above), Pierce as the detective (right), and the cast. conceived. See it now sica Cranshaw (a while you can, because GIVE YOUR PRODUCTION A DRAMATIC RESPONSE side-splitting Patty Goble)—a star so Of course, she’s dynamite. it’ll be stuck in New York for years P off-pitch, she could make Mrs. Miller before we see it here again. ADVERTISE IN sound like Beverly Sills, Robbin’ is a Soon after the compulsory memo- critical disaster that leads the produc- rial service where everyone is asked The Ahmanson Theatre is locat- ers and composers to lament the state to remember Cranshaw in their ed at 135 N. Grand Av. in the LA of theatre critics through the hilarious hearts and on their resumes (the Music Center; for tickets, call (213) ENTERTAINMENT TODAY ballad, “What Kind of Man Would accompanying song features the lyr- 628-2772. ics: “She was a bitch / She had no pitch OR NFORMATION AND ATES Take a Job Like That?” F I R / And now she’s dead”), the company Award-winning writer and actor Call: 818-566-4030 or email: [email protected] Merman-clone Debra Monk leads is quarantined inside the theatre as Travis Holder has been writing for the quartet that includes Michael a showbiz-obsessed detective shows ET since 1990. || ENTERTAINMENT TODAY, SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 Theater Review Travel & Leisure Adoobie Brothers is really something

by Joseph N. Feinstein Capistrano. Don Pedro retorts: “No one goes there anymore; not even LA theater is cultivating a bundle the swallows!” Housing the world’s arts of delightful new troupes throughout the city. You will learn the song, “Grand- A trip to magnificent Edinburgh ma’s Peppermint Candy” You will The Troubadour Theater Com- discover that someone could be so pany—whose creation, Much Adoobie dumb as to think Condoleezza Rice is Brothers About Nothing now runs a side dish, or that someone else tried at the Miles Memorial Playhouse to alphabetize M & M’s candy. in Santa Monica until September 10th—is one such a group. And, they This is a rapid-fire, helter-skelter deserve your attention and support. paced show with thirteen talented youngsters who give their all every While you wait outside the the- moment they’re on or off the stage. ater, an energetic gang of thirteen You will be the beneficiaries of five begin the show. Dressed as Chap- accomplished musicians who belt linesque, old-time policemen and out the Doobie Brothers’ music with clowns, their antics will get you panache. smiling if not laughing hysterically, as they also freely distribute hugs to Matt Walker conceived and willing audience participants. directed the proceedings with great care and professional showmanship. Once inside this 1929 reliquary You will experience the stellar light- playhouse, the noise, tumult, gongs, ing of Jeremy Pivnick;, Nadine Ellis’ trampoline jumping, somersaults, and supremely exciting choreography, The resplendent capital of Scotland hosts a bevy of arts festivals throughout August one-liners come fast and furiously the believable costumes of Sharon (top). The town’s epic skyline (left) as seen through one of the country’s many castles. until you’re reminded to “turn off cell McGunigle, and Robert Ramirez’s phones, undo wrapped candy, and excellent sound design that makes settle back, ‘or else.’” The stage opens all the words and music clear as a by Brad Schrieber of Glencoe may be your best bet for charge at the venues. And for those to a five- bell. splendor. who want to eliminate the guess- piece band, While there are lochs and work, there is Fringe Sunday on the some bare- My only glens aplenty to inspire the August is, of course, high season Meadows. The rambling, one-mile bones scen- reservation, traveler whose heart may be in the capital, and it is mandatory to expanse of greenery sports—one ery at either amidst all the in the highlands, there is an entirely book a hotel room well in advance day a year—has 200 top Fringe acts end and the praise, is this different kind of awe inspired by to establish a home base for one’s in tents, where perform comedians, arrival of our ancient hall Scotland’s ancient capital. The peripatetic artistic perambulations. bands, and children’s shows. It’s all heroes: Anto- on Lincoln month of August combines nine free, so the 100,000 or more visitors nio (Guilford Boulevard. festivals that together collude to On that subject, though many can enjoy the gala. Adams), The chairs create the largest arts festival in buses serve Edinburgh, it is a terrific Benedic (Eric are unyielding the world. All this in beautiful walking city, and the majority of the The capital has a healthy share Anderson) and uncom- Edinburgh. Festival venues can be reached by of museums, as well. A personal and Claudio fortable, and a stroll of no more than twenty favorite is the Dean Gallery, across ( Joseph Leo the S pan- Among the festivals are minutes. the road from the Scottish National Bwarie)—get ish Colonial the Edinburgh Internation- Gallery of Art. Opened as an it? A, B and Revival style al Festival, Book Festival (the The newly refurbished George art center in 1999, the Dean is C. Let’s not architecture largest of its kind in Europe Hotel is centrally situated, and visi- built out of a magnificent house forget our i s s p a r e , with 600 events), Edin- tors who get acquainted with George with spacious grounds. Though “D” : Don hard-edged, burgh Film Festival, and the Street will find New Town ideal for it’s well worth an admission fee, Pedro (Daren and not user- remarkable Edinburgh Festival high-fashion shopping. the permanent collection—with Herbert) who friendly. This Fringe. This year—the Fringe’s its share of modern artists like helps render terrific play 60th anniversary—1867 events take The 12 million pounds Picasso, Ernst, and Tanguy—is the talented Much Adoobie... is an apt composite of pop & high art. would have place in comedy, theatre, dance, and that went into the renovation free of charge. Thirty works of Van vocals to so many of the songs. even more of an impact at a more music in 260 venues (some that are of the George have not eliminated Gogh are presented, along with suitable venue. decidedly unconventional). its Greek columns in the lobby or letters and other artifacts related Yes, my friends: get ready for its other historic touches. Dating to the Dutch artist. all the most popular music of the For now, simply whip out the Considering this organizational back to 1780, the building that now famous Doobie Brothers sung, cho- $25, and get your booties down to challenge, one is strongly advised to houses the Caledonian Insurance But, Edinburgh has its own reographed, and parodied throughout 1130 Lincoln Blvd. You’ll be royally rely upon the resources of Scotland’s Company has 195 rooms abetted by history. You’ll find it in the loca- this two-hour mélange of Shake- entertained. official tourist board, VisitScotland. a banquet room that was a former tions named after “Deacon” Bro- speare’s Much Ado About Nothing. No com. Not only will the Festival of financial trading floor. In a room off die, the demented inspiration for one can do “nothing” better than this Much Adoobie Brothers Festivals come into clearer focus, the lobby, a beautiful domed glass Stevenson’s The Strange Case of group of meshuginahs. About Nothing the adventurer will begin to grasp ceiling overlooks those who enjoy a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. One what trips can be taken within the hearty Scottish buffet breakfast each can see Edinburgh’s history in Settle back and receive Shake- Miles Memorial Playhouse 1130 radius of Edinburgh. morning. the astonishing stone butte called speare, the Doobie Brothers...and Lincoln Blvd. Santa Monica Arthur’s Seat (as in King Arthur). Jesus, Brittany Spears, Lindsay Thursday through Saturday @ 8:00 Certainly, the “bonnie, bon- One of the major venues for the The 500-year-old Royal College of Lohan, Marilyn Monroe, the Lion p.m.; Sunday @ 4:00 p.m. Tickets nie banks” of Loch Lomond Festivals, the Assebly Rooms complex, Surgeons has a museum tribute to King, Bea Arthur, and Leonardo $25; through September 10. Tel. and the hilly woods of the Tros- is just a block away. The Charlotte its former student, another Arthur: DiCaprio to name a few. Check out 310-979-7196 Note: They’ll be at sachs are not far off. If hunting for Gardens, where the Book Festival is Conan Doyle. It doesn’t take Sher- the scene where Jesus is offered a the La Mirada Playhouse on Sunday, Nessie is your whimsical passion, held, is just a few blocks west. lock Holmes so many travellers joint, and willingly accepts. In one October 1 @ 7:00 p.m. for a single Loch Ness and the mountains that come to Edinburgh. P humorous sequence, it is announced performance Tel. 310-979-7196 reflect off the shimmering waters This year, 177 shows were free of that the prince has gone away to

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The only way the maga- || ENTERTAINMENT TODAY, SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 Words ‘n’ Music Gossip Guy “Emmy memories” Paramount goes on Cruise control by Erik Davis After spending a relatively happy 14 years together, Paramount has decided to end its relationship with Tom Cruise and Paula Wag- ner’s production company amid concerns over Cruise’s “abnormal” off-screen behavior. While some feel part of the decision stems

from the disappointing box office ofCourtesy Comedy Central numbers generated by Mission: Many speculate that Cruise has lost touch. Impossible III, others (including Viacom chairman Sumner Red- That Thing Called Love stone) went the personal route, calling Cruise “outrageous and Here’s what’s going on in the disrespectful.” With the war of world of Hollywood romance: words heating up between the two parties, Cruise and Wagner—now Superman Returns star Brandon looking to launch their own indie Routh has decided to get engaged venture, tapping into the supposed to long-time girlfriend Courtney $100 million provided to them by Ford. The two fell for one another two unnamed hedge funds. while lensing a short film in 2004. They plan to marry next Fall. And the Teen’s Choice is … Not K-Fed! After breaking off his 18-month relationship with Mandy Moore, is Despite a ton of criticism from Zach Braff now shacking up with Joel Surnow (left) co-creator of 24 poses with Howard Gordon executive producer for 24 (middle) and Jon Cesar (right) winner for outstanding the hip-hop community, K-Fed Jessica Simpson? According to director for a drama series for 24. (aka Kevin Federline) is defending the Scrubs actor, there’s absolutely that features duets with Mick Jag- his performance at this year’s Teen nothing going on. Hmm…others by Kat Kramer and celebs. Red, you will be forever in our hearts… ger, Willie Nelson, Neil Young, Choice Awards, saying “I’m happy. beg to differ. Eric Clapton, and Rod Stewart. I think I pulled it off pretty well.” Well folks, I went to the Emmy’s Kat Talk (Jars of Clay) Last Man Standing was produced However, some industry folks feel Brittany Murphy has ended at the Shrine and made my round of by Jimmy Rip and Steve Bing for K-Fed is dancing dangerously her relationship with fiancé Joe after-parties! Whew! Before that, I was lucky to hang out for hours Shangri-La Entertainment, and close to Vanilla Ice status. Says Macaluso. The two met in 2004 I was also in Emmy mode, attend- on the set of Jars of Clay’s new is being released on Jeff Ayeroff’s XXL Magazine Editor-in-Chief while working on the film Little ing the “Sublime Primetime” panel video shoot at Raleigh Studios. Artists First music label. Check my Elliot Wilson, “I think we ignore Black Book. Murphy starred, and discussion with Emmy-nominated On September 5, they release their column for more on this… him. He’s a joke, basically. I just Macaluso served as the pic’s best writers. The panel took place at new album called Good Monsters, don’t think he gets it.” Hey, as boy. Unfortunately for Macalu- the Writers Guild Theatre, and was and they decided to shoot the video Another music veteran, Solo- long as wife Britney Spears keeps so, turns out he’s not the best sponsored by the Hollywood Reporter underwater a la Harry Houdini. The mon Burke, will also release a new showing up to promote him, the boyfriend. and the Writers Guild Foundation Grammy Award-winning pop/rock/ duet-heavy CD called Nashville on public will not only get it—they’ll along with the Academy of Television folk band consists of band mem- September 26, his first all-country pay for it, too. Man, I don’t know what it is Arts and Sciences. It was hosted bers Dan Haseltine (lead vocals), album for Shout! Factory. Participat- about Hollywood, but the folks sure by Dennis Miller and featured top Stephen Mason (guitar/vocals), ing on the record are singing partners You, Me And No Kate do fall in love fast. After dating for nominated writers from Entourage, Matt Odmark (guitar), and Charlie Dolly Parton, EmmyLou Harris, Hudson! only three months, Eddie Mur- Grey’s Anatomy, and Lost. One of the Lowell (keyboards). The new album and Patty Loveless. ‘Tis the season phy plans to propose to Melanie highlights of the Emmy’s itself was will be their seventh studio project, for duet-themed albums! With rumors swirling around Brown (aka Scary Spice). Murphy the salute to the late Aaron Spelling and is completely self-produced by Kate Hudson and her “alleged” recently divorced his ex-wife Nicole the original Charlie’s Angels—Kate the band. The first single, “Work,” Kat’s Calendar – A Look Ahead… affair with Owen Wilson, the back in April. Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Jaclyn already plays on radio stations, and actress pulled out of Smith. That got me thinking about the band plans to have an extensive September 22 – Al Franken: God Spoke the London premiere Quote of the Week: other show business greats we lost tour in the Fall! – directed by Nick Doob and Chris of You, Me and Dupree Jenae Alt on her sexy recently. Hegedus, executive produced by DA for unknown rea- fling with then-married I asked lead vocalist Dan Hasel- Pennebaker, opens at the Laemmle sons…though, some Dave Navarro, “Would One of them was my personal tine about the video’s “water” theme. Sunset 5. Not to be missed! sources feel it has I have slept with him if friend, the great Red Buttons who “I think our careers are somewhat something to do with he wasn’t married? Yes. passed away just a few weeks ago. I loosely based on ‘water,’” Dan told November 7 – Carrie Fisher’s Wish- the Wilson thing and But, the only reason I realize that there have been other me. “We’ve not made videos in a long full Drinking opens at the Geffen her recent separation stopped myself from tributes to Red over the past couple time, but we love the way the visual Playhouse – directed by Joshua from rocker husband Kate Hudson, Owen Wilson. sleeping with him was of weeks, but I, too, attended the image connects with the music on Ravetch. It runs through December Chris Robinson. I didn’t want to be the “Celebration of Life and Laughter,” this one. ‘Water’ has been a common 26. For tickets, please visit Geffen- While Hudson and Wilson have woman who slept with Carmen’s Red Buttons’ Memorial at the Cen- metaphor in our writing.” For more playhouse.com. Don’t miss it! been spotted together, I expect husband.” there to be no official confirma- tury Club. One of the co-sponsors info on Jars of Clay, check out their P had also been Red’s publicist—the official website:www.jarsofclay.com . Live Your Dreams… tion of a romance for a long, long See ya next week! great Ed Lozzi who was also the time. Thus, the hunt is on for a P media coordinator of the star-studded Music News (“Last Man Kat steamy photo. If these two are Feel free to tell Erik how much event, joined by Arthur Kassel, Mark Standing”) smart, they’ll lock themselves in a you absolutely adore him by sending Fleischman, and the emcee: Chuck Kat Kramer is an actress, singer, pitch-black closet before locking an email to Erik.Davis@gmail. Ashman. Lozzi was the one who On September 26, mythic rock and producer. Check her out at lips. 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by Michael Levine The Sopranos’ James Gandolfini has been given a three-year C development contract with HBO that will keep him working Do you have with the pay cable company after he retires his famous role next spring. The agreement allows Gandolfini to create and produce original film projects for HBO and Picturehouse. Diabetes and C Sean “P. Diddy” Combs is expecting his second child with girlfriend Kim Porter. This will make him a father of three; he has another son—12 years old—from a prior relationship. C MTV and Nickelodeon are expanding their portfolios to Vision Loss? become full-fledged film production companies. Bruce Springsteen and wife Patti Scialfa might join the list of D stars whose marriages end in divorce. The couple, married for 15 years, have separated. Springsteen has been seeing a widow of 9/11 he met at the America: A Tribute to Heroes telethon.

With her Back to Basics selling 342,000 copies in its first week, C Christina Aguillera has become the first female artist this year to have the week’s #1-selling album. Then come join Dr. James Peace and his team at The reality show Survivor is putting a twist on this coming Diabetic Eye Medical located at 431 N. Prairie D season that will consist of racially segregated teams competing against one another. As the season progresses and people get Avenue from September 11th to September 15th to kicked off, the teams will reorganize themselves. receive a Diabetic Eye Screening at no cost to you Due to the new TV Academy rules that changed the nomination and learn about a research study for macular D process, this year’s Emmy’s Awards did not receive the interest it once had garnered. The revised method involves panelists edema as well as diabetes in the eye. Screenings screening episodes that were submitted by potential nominees will be held all week, Monday through Friday, from themselves, thus hinting at a certain sense of nepotism. 9 a.m. - 2 p.m., and we are anxious to meet you. Nicole Richie will star in her first music video. Her father, C Lionel Richie, is debuting his first single, “I Call it Love,” from his new album Coming Home. The video stars Nicole and CSI actor Adam Rodriguez. The song will be released by Island Records on September 12th.

If you are interested At Scott Caan’s birthday party, Angelina Jolie refused to enter D the actor’s house until her estranged father, Jon Voight, had in more information, left.

Elton John has decided that, after 40 years of rock, pop music, please call (310) 671-7172 D and movie soundtracks, he will cross over to hip-hop. He hopes to perform with Pharell, Dr. Dre, Timbaland, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, and Kanye West.

One of the three National Lampoon Magazine co-founders, D Robert K. Hoffman, has died from a battle with leukemia at the age of 59.

As Roger Ebert recovers from cancer surgery, five guest hosts C will take his place until his return. Ebert’s substitutes—Fred Willard, John Ridley, Aisha Tyler, Toni Senecal, and Michael Phillips—will act as Richard Roeper’s temporary co-hosts. Ebert hopes to return after his rehabilitation is complete. P

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|| ENTERTAINMENT TODAY, SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 Restaurant Review Restaurant Review Wolfgang Puck makes the Cut A classic Italian kitchen

Your eyes will become as stimulated as your taste buds in Maria’s Italian interior. There are two dining areas: a by Shirley Firestone wall of glass separates the indoor Maria’s Italian Kitchen is a dining room from a covered patio crowd‑pleasing, friendly neigh- lit festively and enclosed in brick borhood restaurant that attracts and greenery. Perfect for parties single diners, couples, and fami- and events, chandeliers and candles lies to a fantastic Italian menu. are used throughout the restaurant Wolfgang Puck’s latest creation is Cut, a new steak house located inside the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons. Appetizing aromas from an open along with black-and-white check- menu…and you could fill up easily on together formed the widest smile on kitchen and cooked-to-order foods ered linens. Nestled in a cozy sec- by Joseph Feinstein the complementary carbs alone. my beautiful wife’s face. She held make the Italian gods smile…and tion of the restaurant is a pleasant The venerable culinary icon Wolf- two thumbs up, and said if she had Maria’s catering department is bar with extra booth-seating. gang Puck has done it again. A gentleman dressed in a tux will two more ribs, her thumbs would be exceptional. meander to your table to show you the raised even higher. My American There’s a lot going on here, such With the opening of Cut located various steaks you’ve just read about Wagyu Kobe–style New York Sirloin The food is classical, authentic, as the popular “Muffaletta Party within the Beverly Wilshire Four in their true, uncooked stage. And, may have been the finest eight-ounce old-time Italian, and everything is Ring” that feeds 20. Originating Seasons Hotel a short two months if that doesn’t get the juices flowing steak I have ever eaten. It’s juicy, very fresh: from the cheese that’s grated in New Orleans (1906), this robust ago, Mr. Puck may just have created big time, check your heart. flavorful and crisp on the outside, each day, to the homemade Italian sandwich made with Italian cold- thee steak house! most tender inside. The house-made sausages and meatballs that can cuts is served on an 18-inch sesame My wife selected the butter let- steak sauce in which I dipped my be added to any dish for a small ring of Italian bread. Thursdays It’s a beautiful place: beige wood, tuce salad with avocado and blue meat was very good. extra charge. bring “Wine & Dine Nights” with a few black, white, and gray paintings, cheese, drizzled by a champagne-herb no corkage charge. When you want and the niftiest black office chairs on vinaigrette dressing. Mr. Puck loves We ordered a variety of sides: Their breads, pizza dough, and to picnic, Maria’s will furnish all rollers with swivel-ability. The light- everything piled high, and the mound sautéed spinach with garlic (excel- pastries are baked daily, and if that you’ll need in a special box ing—as well as the vast window expo- of lettuce was a visual and flavorful lent), French fries with herbs (very, you’re on a restricted diet, you can for $15.99. Each entrée comes sure to Wilshire Boulevard—keeps treat. The same holds true of my very good), Tempura onion rings (the order from the “Take a Walk…on with a side salad and dessert of the sun’s rays moving about lobster and Crab greatest, ever), and roasted fingerling the Lighter Side” menu with low your choosing. “Monday Night the restaurant in ever-chang- Louis cocktail—a potatoes Lyonnaise (do order—you carb items that include no-guilt is Family Night” at Maria’s—this ing, lovely patterns. If only blend of the shell- won’t forget them). pasta. special, limited-time promotion the music could be turned fish in his spicy will feed six people and save them down considerably, for it tomato-horse- And then came dessert. Mr. Moreover, when you see turkey $35. There are plenty of other unfavorably adds to the noisy radish dressing. Puck hired Darren McGraw—no on the menu, note that the meat’s delicious deals at Maria’s that background din, especially as relation to Dr. Phil—to create not processed—always the real await a hungry family, couple, or the crowds continue to arrive his cherry, mulberry, strawberry, thing. Although the meat lasagna is individual diner. throughout the evening. chocolate, and pistachio gelatos. popular, Maria’s vegetarian lasagna And you must try the chocolate is made marvelously with layers However, I was there to have a And, believe me, this place soufflé with its milk-chocolate of fresh spinach pasta, Béchamel simple dinner, and I felt completely is a huge success—we arrived hazelnut glace, for it may just sauce, smoked mozzarella, grilled comfortable flying solo while scan- at 6:15 with half the restaurant be the closest thing to heaven- zucchini, and sautéed portabella ning the menu and enjoying a glass occupied…by 7:30, there was not on-a-plate. I’d suggest ordering mushrooms topped with Marinara. of Coppola’s Diamond Merlot. a table available. And this was a either the soufflé or the black In addition, their original sauces are Tuesday night. forest chocolate pudding cake fantastic—obviously guarded fam- I started with a Minestrone with Bing cherries. Truly, you ily recipes. Each restaurant loca- soup and a chopped Italian salad. Crowds and music notwithstand- can’t go wrong either way. tion is a direct descendant of the There were about a dozen various ing, you will be so happy you chose Alfano family’s take-out kitchen chicken dishes and several risottos, this place to dine. The menu is a To say that we had a good that Maria Alfano opened in 1975. but I chose Shrimp Fra Diavolo single, not-so-simple array of twelve time would be the understate- Growing up in Hoboken, New (shrimp simmered in a spicy Mari- salads and starters, steaks, pork, lamb, ment of the year. To say that Jersey, Alfano learned about all the nara sauce) followed by an Italian short ribs, lobster, and tuna. we found the food excellent, the delicious nuances of Napolitano seafood stew. There are a dozen service marvelous, the ambiance recipes for soups, dressings, pasta pastas, and you get to choose your favorite pasta and sauce combina- If your mouth isn’t watering Menu includes salads, steaks, fish, and more... plus-perfect would not give this dishes, and other regional Italian as you peruse this menu, it never place its due. foods from her mother, Luisa, who tion. I enjoyed the Linguine. will. After you’re seated, they bring “Delicious” is not strong enough to was born in Naples, Italy. out your amuse-bouche—cheese define this fantastic concoction. The Now it’s only a matter of lowering Any of their desserts will please P puffs, knishes, or miniature Kobe firm-crusted pumpernickel served the music volume! Decor includes a real you, and of course there’s Tira- hamburgers. And then comes the with the cocktail was a welcomed wood‑burning pizza oven behind misu. Aim for a different one bread basket filled with five different addition to our overall enjoyment. Cut the attractive counter where one each time, because Italy’s pastries creations from the Puck arsenal along The Beverly Wilshire can dine, have a cappuccino, or are seductive. with as two different bread sticks, For our entrees, Fran selected Four Seasons Hotel watch one of the chefs twirl dough. P all smeared with a distinctive salted the Kobe beef short ribs with Indian 9500 Wilshire Blvd. It’s an exceptional-looking trat- Cincin Alla Tua Salute! butter. Beware of strangers who bring spices cooked in the ovens for eight Beverly Hills, 90212 toria, with spiffy display cases of these gifts, for there are many dishes hours. It’s a rather large portion Tel. 310-276-8500 beautiful appetizing foods. that you will want to sample from the with added chutney and raisins that Dinner for two - approx. $175 || SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Book Review The truth about Nora Ephron’s Neck

by Rica Romero

This is certainly not the first time we have been disarmed the irreverent yet utterly honest divulgence of the most intimate thoughts and encoun- ters of writer-director Nora Ephron. Albeit the author’s earlier works are not exactly labeled autobiographical, her latest endeavor, I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman certainly illuminates the notion that most of her works—if not all, from When Harry Met Sally to Heartburn—are indeed inspired by events that have transpired in her own colorful, though at times melancholic, life. This underlying openness is simply a brilliant tool—seemingly unbeknownst to the author—that relationships, to the hardships of engages the reader (especially the parenting and her eventual realization female audience) and makes us want of aging’s harsh realities. to know more about the author. Delving into subjects as seem- Despite all the success and sage ingly pedantic as “feminine upkeep” wisdom she has acquired with age, she and her purse, what Ephron actually feels—at this point in her life—bad presents the reader with is an essential 9830 E. BALDWIN PL EL MONTE, CA 91731 about her neck, and she now tries as checklist every woman compiles for (626)-618-9988 much as possible to avert her eyes daily survival. We’re talking makeup, whenever she passes a mirror, lest gum, and “half a bottle of water, along she sees the condition of her body with several snacks you saved from part that she had in the past “taken an airplane trip just in case you ever completely for granted.” found yourself starving.”

Yet, the book is not so much We soon discover that the about vanity as it is ultimately about purse—as with the other images in what makes a woman feel complete, the book—serve as metaphors for comfortable, and the elements of her life and the life of other women. self-preservation. Ephron tackles the In Ephron’s words: “your purse is, in Book Review poignant moments of her life with some absolutely horrible way, you.” humor and vulnerability. Similar to As the purse inevitably falls into a her earlier works, readers will inevita- state of decrepitude and daily year- Never mind the bollocks... bly gravitate toward the humanity of in-year-out wear-and-tear, so too the protagonist—who, in this instance, does the fresh-faced and vivacious was as monumental as Woodstock is the author herself. Ephron’s candid woman see herself fading and, yes, by Sean Reynolds (for the fans) to engage in making in shaping the future of rock music. music. Nolan does a good job of narration allows indeed aging. David Nolan’s I Swear I Was The small, impressionable crowd in conveying that sensation. women to laugh at There: The Gig That Changed the attendance was comprised of future themselves as they T h e f i n a l World has been re-released by icons such as Morrissey from the Originally having released regard the notion chapter of the the British publishing firm Inde- Smiths, Steve Diggle and Howard his book in 2001 as Sex Pistols of a fellow female book takes on a pendent Music Press. Told by Devoto from the Buzzcocks, Mark and the Shape of Rock, the book’s getting worked up rather morbid audience members, the book is an E. Smith from the Fall, award-winning writer over facets of life tone, though it eye-witness account of one of the and Peter Hook of Joy also moonlights as a that later might still employs the first appearances of the Sex Pistols. Division and New Order. lecturer, journalist, and seem so trivial. same humor used As an off-hand, statement-to-state- Rather than doting upon television producer. Women will see throughout the ment commentary, the book gives the emerging punk scene how ridiculous we text. The menac- the reader a fascinating keyhole of the time, I Swear I Was I Swear I Was are when we let ing thought of glance of Punk at ground zero. There… is more about the There… is not a page- our hormones and death is tempered audience who wandered turner or a cliff-hanger, emotions take over by the author’s Thirty years ago, on the Fourth out of the room stimulated but it’s definitely inter- for our brains. own ruminations of June, the Pistols ambled up and encouraged to partici- esting and certainly over ideas for her to the stage at the Lesser Free pate in the evolution of a worth picking up, if The text does funeral arrange- Trade Hall in Manchester—an new, innovative style. you’re a music fan. The not necessarily ment. The book undersized PTA/Boy Scout-style Sex Pistols screamed unravel as a series wonderfully Filmmaker and novelist Nora Ephron. auditorium—and advanced their This is where the book lives: in their way to recognition, broke of lamentations concludes with a agenda of decimating modern the re-telling of the emotion that ground, and carved a groove for the about the plight of women at a lighter tone, as Ephron uses these pop culture. Nolan constructs the enveloped the pre-punk era. Howard onslaught of indie bands to follow. certain age. Rather, any woman of thoughts of mortality as a means observations and remarks of the Devoto recounts, “Within weeks, well, With his tome of commentaries on any generation will be able to relate to propel herself to indulge in life’s crowd with a panoramic blueprint certainly by the time the Buzzcocks the band’s first performance, Nolan to the author’s thoughtfully honest sweetness—whether it be bath oils, of description that reveals the event played…I got a sticky inkling that places the reader in the crowd to recount of her life. We travel with food, or a vast litany of life’s other in an almost 3D image. His opin- my life had changed.” The thesis of contemplate his or her own pos- her from Nora’s early days as a young little luxuries. Hence, according to ion, shared by many in the music the book is that instead of listening sibilities about the future… P New York journalist fascinated with Ms. Ephron, being in denial about industry, is that the performance to music, the Pistols made it possible sophisticated cuisine, to her less- aging is actually a brilliant way to P than-perfect dalliance with failed thrive. So, there! |10| ENTERTAINMENT TODAY, SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 Hollywood Beat Nice shootin’, Tex

Celebs had fun playing charity Texas Hold-em for the Caucus Foundation, an organization that assists student filmmakers complete their projects.

at another charitable invitational poker tournament.

Also betting heavily on black- jack (perhaps to take her mind off of her Emmy nomination as Best Supporting Actress) was Jean by Marci Weiner Smart who was with actor hubby Richard Gilliand. Did you know We were invited to attend a Texas that he appeared with her in several Hold-Em/Casino Night Fundraiser episodes of the hit series 24? But to benefit the Caucus Foundation. his smartest move, he admits, was This organization provides financial marrying Jean. grants that aid student filmmakers in the completion of their work. The Madeline Gussman, mother Caucus Foundation is chaired by of five and grandmom to a gaggle Chuck and Ava Fries. Considered of great kids, was given a surprise Here’s another “Joannie” story. the “Godfather” of the TV movie, birthday bash at Spago by her dear among Chuck’s hits are Small Sac- friends, celebrity interior designer Several years ago, when she rifices starring Farrah Fawcett and Bernardo Puccio, and that location’s lived at her house in Beverly Hills, Ryan O’Neal, and Leona Helmsley: manager, Orin Kennedy. There was Joannie was about to drive her The Queen of Mean. no doubt which table on the sunlight with young granddaughter to catch patio was decorated by Bernardo, as Ormly Gumfudgin a plane; so, they loaded up the Chuck and Ava were with their he even brought along his own pink luggage and took off. Joannie was Westside friends, Denise Taylor organdy tablecloths! Madeline and always trying to teach her young Avchen and her attorney hubby Marvin Gussman are long time Since I now enjoy a wider voice, She was a truly beautiful lady and, lady about the pitfalls of life (those Terry who was featured on America’s Westside residents who have sup- I’d like to share some “Joannie” as a result, her makeup kit was a very faced by attractive young ladies, Best Lawyers. The lovely Denise is ported numerous charities such as stories. These have to do with important part of her daily existence. especially). This drive was no very active in many charitable causes Save a Heart, the Thalians, and Sheba Joanne Dru, who is probably more One afternoon, I picked her up at her exception! As they drove down the that include Westside Children’s Ser- Hospital in Israel. famous for her involvement with residence in Beverly Hills, to take her hill, this guy in the car behind them vices and the Beverly Hills Education crossword puzzles these days than to the airport. kept tooting his horn at her. Joanne Foundation, of which she is a board Keep Sept 21 open for Opera- with her acting career. As I’ve said explained to her young charge: th member. tion Smile’s 5 Annual Gala at the before, she was a great gal, and I Joannie and I had come down “Here’s a good example. He’s try- Regent Beverly Wilshire. Honorary miss her. the hill and were ready to turn onto ing to get our attention! Just ignore Meanwhile, back at the poker Co-Chairs include Senator John Sunset Blvd., when Joannie said, him.” As they drove on, he kept tables, I spotted Kato Kalin and his McCain, Roma Downey and Mark At one time, she was married “Oh shoot! We have to go back to tooting his horn, incessantly. beautiful date, actress Angel Tomp- Burnett, the King of the Reality to—amongst other crooners—the the house! I forgot my makeup kit!” kins. Kato was recently on the cover Show circuit. For more info, visit popular singer Dick Haymes. No matter what, we had to go all the Finally, he drove up beside of Top Pair Magazine. Sorry folks, www.OperationSmile.org. Her last husband was CV Wood way back up to the house at 1455 them when they were stopped at this wasn’t a game of strip poker, as Jr who—along with automotive Carla Ridge. So, we did. That was an intersection. He hollered at was noted in that publication. And Another upcoming event of giant Carroll Shelby—was one the Golden Rule. Joanne Dru had Joannie, “I’ve been trying to stop the winner was—as usual—Jennifer interest is the American Friends of of the leaders of our chili society. to have her makeup kit! That’s why you! You’ve got a suitcase sitting Tilly (Bride of Chucky) who won the Hebrew University’s Scopus Award As a result, I got to know Joannie she always looked so doggone good. up on the roof of your car!” Ladies Only No Limit Texas Hold- Gala. Owners of the LA Dodgers, quite well. We enjoyed each other. I’m here to tell you, she always looked Em event at the World Series of Jamie and Frank McCourt, and the In addition to my own experiences great—with or without. A then close-mouthed Joannie Poker, and beat out 600 other women Honorable Al Gore will be honored with the star of so many “golden humbly took care of it. P to take the championship. Maybe at this black tie event at the Beverly oldie” television shows and films, I She would never go any place that’s because Tilly’s steady date is Hilton. For ticket info, please call remember a few whoppers told to without it! Especially to Terlingua, professional poker player Phil Laak 310-843-3100. A most worthwhile me by her husband Woody. Texas, for heaven’s sake! (aka “the Unabomber”) who she met event on the Hollywood Beat. P |11| SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Concert Review The Family Values Tour

by Revn Kevin of Rock City News

This is turning out to be the year of sum- with the monster hit “Looking Through mer tours. This week, it was the Family Values the Glass.” They put on a supercharged set. Tour out at the Hyundai Pavilion. This is quite a change in style for Corey who splits time between Stone Sour and his other With one of the hottest albums of the band, Slipknot. summer (the platinum-selling See You on the Other Side), Korn has embarked on what The Deftones and Korn put on smoking is shaping up to be one of the hottest tours sets of vitriolic metal that showed why they in the US. Some of metal’s are a couple of the hottest acts most powerful acts jumped around. Korn, in particular, on board for this ride: the showed no signs of slowing Deftones, Stone Sour, Bury down after the departure of gui- Your Dead, 10 Years, and a tarist Head. Munky was more half-dozen more. than up to the task of covering the guitar sounds, and the band After having attended sounded wholly complete. Ozzfest, I found the Fam- ily Values mood to be much Korn’s stage show was also more enjoyable. Plus, the quite extravagant with double talent onstage caused me to drummers, and animal creatures take notice of a number of (out of Alice in Wonderland?) bands of whom I had never helping out. Definitely one of before heard. Bury Your Flyleaf put on an impressive show. the better shows of the year, Dead—who are touring in support of their come visit my website at www.revnkevin. latest release, Beauty and the Breakdown—put com to see these and a whole slew of other on a tremendous high-energy set. The photos in big, bold color. P band Flyleaf—with its diminutive cute lead singer—put on a fun set. Corey Taylor and If you have some deep, dark secret you his new band Stone Sour have a great new want to tell me, then drop a line to album out called Come What (Ever) May, [email protected]. Heavenly Trip to Hell

by Russ Rodriguez of Rock City News For this addition of the Mosh Mix, I went away, as they launched into their first song to see the monster underground metal band, packed with energy and brutality. One of Heavenly Trip To Hell. their techs started throwing large amounts of glow sticks into the audience from the I cruised down Venice Blvd. looking stage, and—sure enough—up rose the pit. for this show with my bro’s, when all of a The frenzy brought security to the area. sudden immerged a huge First Aid red- They attempted to stop our fellow moshers, and-white cross emblazoned to the front of and to tame the audience: people were pick- a black building. A huge crowd of rockers ing up the glow sticks and throwing them hanging out front appeared out of nowhere. everywhere. Touchdown: the Eagle has landed; we found it. Entering the venue, I noticed right Throughout the set, front man Gerardo away that the club had a Christ kept the audience good vibe. There was a big pumped in between songs. crowd, the bartenders were The tunes had a great dressed as licentious nurses, metal/rock feel and groove and everyone was getting delivered by drummer JD, ripped. guitarist Scott C, bassist Sergio Natas, and keyboard/ While waiting for synthesizer Vicky Vicious. HTTH, I put a few down It was great to see a band (as I tend to do), and Heavenly Trip To Hell plays a rockin’ set. not lose the attention of watched a Motley Crue cover band called anyone in the building; HTTH was here to True 2 Crue. They were amazing. After they celebrate their full length album entitled, Who tore down their gear, HTTH started to set up. Is The Enemy, available in stores now. They had banners on both sides of the stage replete with band logos. The “fire illusion” I highly recommend this band to anyone lamps underneath the stage gave the show a who hasn’t checked them out yet. Their next proper demonic feel. show will be Sept. 13th at the Vault. P

Right before the group started their live For more info on HTTH go to heav- assault, the entire crowd made their way to enlytriptohell.net and/or myspace. the front of the stage. The band killed right com/heavenlytriptohell562.

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Crazy like a FOX ofCourtesy FOX

Time for Happy Hour

John Sloan heads up a cast of fresh faces in the new FOX sitcom Happy Hour. by Paul Colman far the best reason to watch the show)—a guy’s girl who likes sex,

Courtesy ofCourtesy FOX What do you do after you have loves drinking, and delivers the line Hugh Laurie of hit show House feels the American press have treated him royally. Their British counterpart, however, he calls “vicious sociopaths.” up and moved all the way to a new “I can see your balls” with the grace city just to be closer to the (sup- of Audrey Hepburn. Lacke is given posed) love of your life, only to be some of the funniest dialogue, and by Frank Barron He’s really a big kid who won’t grow star, “so we sent him the boxed DVD up.” Garrett continued, “All the little set, which he loved. We cemented the dumped on your ass, and kicked to is pretty much the only actor on Ah, the FOX network threw a schemes and ideas, at the end of the deal when we told him his role was the curb once you get there? Well, the show whose character comes great party during the recent TV press day, are really just for her. With the funny and very sexy.” When he’s not if you’re Henry ( John Sloan), you off as credible. tour. On the sprawling back lawn couple next door and the camaraderie, shooting on the set, Hagman hangs take up drinking dirty martinis at of the luxurious Ritz-Carlton Hotel I think there are similarities to The out with the cast and crew, and is four o’clock in the afternoon, you This brings us to theother char- in Pasadena, the FOX TV folks set Honeymooners. What I like about how always agreeable to pose for pictures accidentally flash your future boss acters on the show who are…less up white tent cabanas where televi- Joely is playing [the wife], she stands flashing his big J.R. smile. your balls during a job interview, believable. sion writers from across the US and up to him. There’s a lot of Alice there. and you decide that the life in Canada could cozy up to the actors Eddie thinks he wears the pants, but, Also attending the party was Chicago that you have ahead of you Brad (Nat Faxon) is Larry’s and producers, and find out about the at the end of the day, he knows he beautiful Ms. Courteney Cox, along could end up being even better than ex-roommate. Forced to move out lineup of shows for the Fall season. really doesn’t. We’re not reinventing with her husband David Arquette. the one that originally brought you only a few days earlier in order to Strolling around were the stars from the wheel here, but hopefully we’re Both have been busy shooting the there in the first place. get serious with his unbearable-to- such hit FOX shows as House, Prison putting our spin on it.” new FX series Dirt that Arquette watch, not-even-sort-of-likeable, Break, Bones and The O.C., as well as produces. Cox plays the Editor of a First of all, there’s Henry’s impossibly annoying fiancée Tina the hot new series Vanished, Standoff, Joely Fisher was happy to tabloid magazine in the drama that fiancée, Heather (Brooke D’Orsay). (Jamie Denbo), Brad seems— Happy Hour, and Justice. announce that her mother, 1960’s has some elements of comedy. And Pretty and sweet, this one-dimen- along with Tina—to fester around singing and swinging gal Connie the irony of the role is not lost on sional blonde breaks up with Henry, the universe of the show for “comic It was funny to interview House Stevens, will be on the FOX show the happy couple who say they’ve kicks him out of the apartment that relief.” Effortlessly, they seem to star Hugh Laurie and hear his native The Wedding Album, coming up had more than their share of tabloid they shared, and gets her erstwhile instead ruin every single scene of British accent rather than the sounds mid-season. stories written about them, not to lover fired from the job he once which they are a part. The duo pull of the acerbic American doctor mention some scary encounters with had: working with her family at you out of Henry’s world and plunk he plays on the acclaimed medical FOX cable channel FX has Nip/ the paparazzi. John Deere. yo u r i g h t drama. Most fans of the show are not Tuck kicking off its fourth season bac k into aware that, early in his career, he was Sept. 5 at 10 p.m., starring Dylan In other news, Roger Ailes, Luckily for Henry, your own liv- a top comedian in England with the Walsh, Julian McMahon, and Joely chairman of FOX News, had some when the going gets ing room just hit BBC show A Bit of Fry & Laurie Richardson. The riveting show about interesting things to say about the tough….the tough long enough (now out on DVD). Laurie says the the drama that fills the lives of two age demographics that influence get…drunk. Along to roll your American press have always treated South Beach plastic surgeons will television. Ailes notes, “I think with Larry eyes at FOX him royally, unlike their British have an unbelievable lineup of guest what’s interesting is young people are (Lex Med- for having counterparts who he describes with stars trotting in and not turning to news, lin), Henry put such an a wink as “vicious sociopaths who out of their clinic this newspapers, televi- moves into unforgivably crappy show shatter dreams for pleasure.” The new year: Kathleen Turn- sion, and what-have- a new apart- on the air. season of House starts Sept. 5. er, Richard Cham- you. Younger people ment…that berlain, Jacqueline are less interested in happens to I really believe that the Get ready for more comedy from Bisset, Melissa Gil- news, although they be only a few original script was most Brad Garrett (Everybody Loves Ray- bert, Brooke Shields, seem to be watch- floors above likely well-written. Then mond) when ‘Til Death hits the Rosie O’Donnell, ing by going on the Heather. it was produced, shot, and airwaves Sept. 7. It’s a sitcom about Peter Dinklage, and websites and so on. Larry’s a mar- edited down to a half-hour married life from the point of view Mario Lopez. Nobody knows quite tini-shaking, show that FOX plans on of optimistic newlyweds and an older, what they’re picking Sinatra-play- putting up against ABC’s more cynical couple. The latter has At the FOX party, up, but that’s going ing, hater of Show’s cast drink, eat, strike out. Thursday night lineup Joely Fisher displaying her comedy wearing his trade- to be the big ques- “girlfriends.” (which happens to include chops as Garrett’s weary wife. And mark Dallas cowboy tion for the next He’s a bachelor who has the voice hit show Grey’s Anatomy and the Garrett’s performance, as Eddie, is hat, actor Larry Hag- couple of years for of Brad Garrett and the “side-kick much publicized Ugly Betty). cynic” charm of Vince Vaughn. reminiscent of Jackie Gleason in The man says that—as Larry Hagman flashes the J.R. smile. all of us [in the news Honeymooners, a comparison he wel- long as he can play business].” As for Happy Hour’s script began with comes. “Well, I’m a large, bombastic “a very romantic character”—he will the current Mid-East conflicts, the After having taken care of good dialogue, some funny one-lin- type of windbag, myself,” admits Gar- agree to join the show for a number veteran newsman called the scenario the apartment situation, Henry ers, a solid storyline, an excellent rett. “That’s what I love about it. He’s of episodes. Producer Ryan Murphy a completely desperate situation that now needs a job. 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|17| SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Art Film of the Week Film Review Pickpocket Idlewild raps up the1930’s

The kleptomaniac broods over a wasted, inconsequential life lost in an abyss of discontent.

by Aaron Sheley Catholic iconology and ethos, the ambiguity of the decisions made In Robert Bresson’s mastery, by the pickpocket create eternal the director conducts a film that imprints on his mind and habits. transcends his others—meaning Compared to Kierkegaard or Sar- another cinematic masterpiece tre, Bresson’s own version of high from among the finest of filmmak- modern despair, isolation, loss, and ers. The quintes- death comes to sential moments life on the screen. of the film are The meticulous when the main enactments of character amor- stealing are like ally picks pock- a guidebook for ets. Later, in the novice thief. silence he lies in Implicit is also jail and suffers the discovery of for his transgres- lack of mean- sions that have ing in a cosmi- become addic- cally indifferent OutKast performance artists Andre 3000 and Big Boi act, dance, and deliver the goods tive; he’s turned universe. Non- in this delicious festival of nonsense that may be a little too sweet for most audience into a kleptoma- professional members. Bridging genres like the musical, gangster film, and period film,Idlewild ’s niac. Bresson’s actors carry out first-time feature film director Bryan Barber may have cooked up something too hot to key auteur style Bresson’s details handle. is in place with and convert his Bresson has profoundly influenced cinema. IDLEWILD Benjamin—who, along with his co- There are some strange visuals austere settings urban jungle star Big Boi, makes up the hip-hop coming and going: musical notes and sparse details. We linger in into a complete dystopia. Like hit-makers OutKast—plays Rooster’s (2 out of 4 stars) written on paper become little ani- the phantasmagoric imagery of Diary of a Country Priest and Au lifelong friend, Percival, a mortuary mated stick figures, there is some Directed by Bryan Barber life on the city streets: people Hasard Balthazar, Pickpocket utilizes owner and pianist (not necessarily in poor editing, and capricious color Starring: André Benjamin, Antwan robbing and being robbed. The quietness and stillness, focuses that order). changes (which may or may not pickpocket’s descent into his own on small details. At times, the “Big Boi” Patton, Paula Patton, Ter- rance Howard be intentional), but the real flaw of existential nightmare brings forth camera only views the movement The plot is complex and involved, the movie is its inconsistency in the 90 minutes, Rated R the discussion of transcendence of the character’s hands. Without probably too much for a musical—the individually outstanding cast. through inequity that results in a doubt, there are few foreign films genre at the heart of Idlewild, and its by Janos Gereben imprisonment. Bresson’s sound comparable to this picture’s mag- best element. It’s almost as though they design of off-screen space creates nificence and splendor, though it A strange miasma of styles, sto- belonged in different movies: Ben- an even more nuanced dichotomy must be noted that sadness, apathy, ries, and genres, Idlewild has much Written and directed by Bryan jamin’s shy and sophisticated Percival, between ascetic sounds and pic- and heartache might be side effects P to offer. Perhaps too much: a buddy Barber (a music-video director in his Big Boi’s much-too-OutKastish tures. Utilizing the motif of actual of the viewing. picture, a variation on The Cotton early 30’s whose work includes videos Rooster, Terrence Howard’s scarily Club, a spectacularly choreographed for OutKast), Idlewild rocks...which intense gangster killer, Ben Vereen’s musical, a gangster thriller, etc. This is a bit strange, being that the film’s strict and cold father, Paula Patton’s much (and more) results in less, as set in the 1930’s. Nevertheless, “rock- willowy singer, Patti LaBelle’s garish ADVERTISE IN the film tries to span a wide range of ing” is the only way to describe the big Angel Davenport, Cicely Tyson’s Hollywood archetypes. musical numbers that throb through- stern Mother Hopkins, and the rest out Idlewild’s “Church” club. of the large cast—they make casual, And yet, even lacking cohesion, not entirely believable contact with the movie’s many parts are each Styled on pop/rock/hip-hop by each other, and speak in different ENTERTAINMENT TODAY enjoyable. The basic story is about Benjamin, Big Boi, and composer tones to the audience. FOR INFORMATION AND RATES two boys who grow up together in John Debney, Hinton Battle’s pulsat- the turn-of-the-century South. As ing 1980’s Broadway-style choreog- Clearly, a director’s transition Call: 818-566-4030 adults, they end up in a Prohibi- raphy rubs up against Big’s smooth from music videos to feature film email: [email protected] tion-era speakeasy. Big Boi (aka flows—it’s all obviously anachronistic requires a little more time...and Antwan Andre Patton) is singer and a mishmash, but you can’t help maybe a little less “love below.” P and club manager Rooster. André but swing to those hot numbers. |18| ENTERTAINMENT TODAY, SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 Film Review Idlewild raps up the1930’s

OutKast performance artists Andre 3000 and Big Boi act, dance, and deliver the goods in this delicious festival of nonsense that may be a little too sweet for most audience members. Bridging genres like the musical, gangster film, and period film,Idlewild ’s first-time feature film director Bryan Barber may have cooked up something too hot to handle.

IDLEWILD Benjamin—who, along with his co- There are some strange visuals star Big Boi, makes up the hip-hop coming and going: musical notes hit-makers OutKast—plays Rooster’s (2 out of 4 stars) written on paper become little ani- lifelong friend, Percival, a mortuary mated stick figures, there is some Directed by Bryan Barber owner and pianist (not necessarily in poor editing, and capricious color Starring: André Benjamin, Antwan that order). changes (which may or may not “Big Boi” Patton, Paula Patton, Ter- rance Howard be intentional), but the real flaw of The plot is complex and involved, the movie is its inconsistency in the 90 minutes, Rated R probably too much for a musical—the individually outstanding cast. genre at the heart of Idlewild, and its by Janos Gereben best element. It’s almost as though they A strange miasma of styles, sto- belonged in different movies: Ben- ries, and genres, Idlewild has much Written and directed by Bryan jamin’s shy and sophisticated Percival, to offer. Perhaps too much: a buddy Barber (a music-video director in his Big Boi’s much-too-OutKastish picture, a variation on The Cotton early 30’s whose work includes videos Rooster, Terrence Howard’s scarily Club, a spectacularly choreographed for OutKast), Idlewild rocks...which intense gangster killer, Ben Vereen’s musical, a gangster thriller, etc. This is a bit strange, being that the film’s strict and cold father, Paula Patton’s much (and more) results in less, as set in the 1930’s. Nevertheless, “rock- willowy singer, Patti LaBelle’s garish the film tries to span a wide range of ing” is the only way to describe the big Angel Davenport, Cicely Tyson’s Hollywood archetypes. musical numbers that throb through- stern Mother Hopkins, and the rest out Idlewild’s “Church” club. of the large cast—they make casual, And yet, even lacking cohesion, not entirely believable contact with the movie’s many parts are each Styled on pop/rock/hip-hop by each other, and speak in different enjoyable. The basic story is about Benjamin, Big Boi, and composer tones to the audience. two boys who grow up together in John Debney, Hinton Battle’s pulsat- the turn-of-the-century South. As ing 1980’s Broadway-style choreog- Clearly, a director’s transition adults, they end up in a Prohibi- raphy rubs up against Big’s smooth from music videos to feature film tion-era speakeasy. Big Boi (aka flows—it’s all obviously anachronistic requires a little more time...and Antwan Andre Patton) is singer and a mishmash, but you can’t help maybe a little less “love below.” P and club manager Rooster. André but swing to those hot numbers. |19| SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Film Review Film Review It’s hard to keep Quiet Take the ride of a lifetime RIDING ALONE FOR nan province to complete his son’s psychological drama, a “quest film,” THOUSANDS OF filming of the legendary song, “Qian that unveils spectacular vistas and the li zou dan qi,” that gave the film its deep divisions/connections between MILES title, is full of twists and turns. Zhang individuals and civilizations. And yet, tells the story with honesty, integ- through all this, Riding Alone is all (4 out of 4 stars) rity, and Parsifal’s “wisdom through of one piece, a grand novel in tightly Directed by Zhang Yimou compassion.” connected (but ever-surprising) Starring: Ken Takakura, chapters, a 19th century literary saga Shinobu Terajima, Kiichi Nakai, In a brilliant stroke, Zhang opens in a 21st century setting. Jiang Wen and closes the film with the same 108 minutes, Rated PG scene: a motionless Takata gazes over If the film were presented in a the confluence of gray sea and sky... series of silent close-ups of Takakura, by Janos Gereben but he, along with the audience, is it would be glorious enough, but the in a completely different place—the bonus is an army of non-professional Good films depict feelings truth- unchanged exterior masks a per- actors: in addition to the magnificent Elisha Cuthbert and Camilla Belle star in the suspenseful thriller, The Quiet. fully; with great works of art, you son richly Shinobu experience emotions deep within trans- Terajima Belle, a twenty-something THE QUIET yourself. Zhang Yimou’s Riding Alone formed as Takata’s veteran of twenty-something years’ for Thousands of Miles is not only a by daring, daughter- acting (having made her first com- three-hankie movie, it may leave risk-taking in-law, (2 1/2 out of 4 stars) mercial at the tender age of nine you with a sense of being changed, humanity. there’s Directed by Jamie Babbit months), has an impossible task: of being connected to others in Qiu Lin as Starring: Camilla Belle, Elisha she has to hold center stage—in new ways. It is that powerful, that Zhang, Lingo the Cuthbert, Martin Donovan, Edie constant close-ups—looking blank, important of a work. a master of would-be Falco, Katy Mixon bland, and shut off from the world. producing interpreter, 91 minutes, Rated R There is no emotion more difficult Takata, the central character, is a variety of Jiang Wen to convey than the complete lack of an elderly Japanese man—seem- genres and as Jasmine (visible) emotions, and Belle makes ingly unconnected to anyone, a man styles, put Ken Takakura as the taciturn Takata, a reserved and quiet man. the accom- Janos Gereben a splendid run at it. by with a frozen face and heart—long everything into this work (except plished translator, the amazing child estranged from his only son who has the wushu grandeur of Hero and the star Yang Zhenbo as Yang Yang, Cuthbert’s task is daunting, too: now fallen gravely ill. Ken Takakura, upcoming Curse of the Golden Flower): and Chinese-opera star Li Jiamin The Quiet will create a lot of her role is that of both victim and one of the most majestic actors alive the broad sweep of Raise the Red as himself. noise. It’s a gripping, nasty little perpetrator, a character both sym- (an ideal—perhaps the only—King Lantern, the chamber music of The thriller, a tragicomedy or—in the pathetic and repulsive. In the lead Lear around), plays Takata. His Road Home, the joyful melodrama If you’re looking for a detailed current Hollywood parlance—a of a large and fine cast—including uncommunicative, stony presence of Happy Times, and fantastic pieces story line, you will not find it in this “sexual dramedy.” Edie Falco, Katy Mixon, Martin demands attention and generates a appropriated from a dozen other review. Why would you deny yourself Donovan, and Shawn Ashmore mix of apprehension and pity. works. the pleasure of being taken along on a Populated with incestuous —Cuthbert and Belle make The superb, heartwarming ride? P and tranquilizer-addicted parents, Quiet work. Takata’s journey to China’s Yun- Riding Alone is an adventurous unspeakably vicious (albeit Playboy Bunny class) teenagers, and a So, what was meant before catatonic deaf-mute who com- about a lack of that cozy glow municates by playing Beethoven on characterizing the exit from a “good Film Review the piano, The Quiet may or may not movie”? The Quiet, however much hold you, may or may not make you it may hold you through most of titter and gasp, but it will definitely the story, will leave you at the end introduce you to some outstanding stunned by the realization: you have Lassie comes home (again) young talent, beginning with the just wasted 96 precious minutes director. of your presumably not unlimited LASSIE yes. The plot follows that of the to return to the Carraclough’s tiny lifespan. Seldom have I seen such original book. We’re in Yorkshire, apartment, the Duke and Cilla take Jamie Babbit, with lots of a collective expression of “what England where little Joe Carraclough the bitch five hundred miles north, up (3 1/2 out of 4 stars) (Jonathan Mason) lives with his to Scotland. Lassie escapes yet again, TV episodes and the hell?” plastered Directed by Charles Sturridge the 1999’s But to the faces of a working-class parents (Samantha and thus begins the epic journey in Starring: Robert Carr, Peter Din- Morton and John Lynch) and does which she testifies in court, outwits I’m a Cheerleader screening’s audi- klage, Ken Drury, Gregory Fisher, not do very well at school. Things Glascow dog catchers, and helps an under her belt, has ence members as Edward Fox, Lassie come up with an when the credits are nevertheless happy...until Dad is itinerant dwarf (Peter Dinklage) with 100 minutes, Rated PG intriguing, bold, started rolling for laid-off at the mine, and they family’s his puppet theater and his fending off well-made film, this one. forced to sell their eponymous collie of ignorant muggers. lacking only in by Eric Lurio to the crotchety-yet-lovable Duke a post-viewing Still, if the of Rudling (Peter O’Toole) who Lassie can do anything, except glow. The young “end result” is not wants the dog for his cute-yet-for- maybe fly a plane. Then again, we director’s even- of great impor- Yes. This is indeed pure, unadul- midable granddaughter Cilla (Hester knew that from the beginning—those younger actresses tance to you, The terated schmaltz. It’s supposed to be. Odgers). of us, at least, who are old enough are nothing short Quiet may just After all, Eric Knight’s original 1938 to remember the various TV shows of spectacular. In be the ticket for children’s novel was schmaltzy, the Lassie, that Einstein of canines, or were forced to read the book in the center: Camilla Camilla Belle as deaf-mute Dot. a lonely Saturday first movie version (that introduced doesn’t like the situation very much, grade school. Belle as Dot the deaf-mute orphan night (although definitely not as a Elizabeth Taylor to the world) was especially since the Duke has given who ends up in a mighty peculiar date movie). For men, it’s a major equally so, and the 756,342 remakes, Lassie’s care over to the evil Eddie With the exception of a brief household, turned on its ears regu- turnoffvis-a-vis young women; for re-dos, TV shows, and gawd-knows- Hynes (Steve Pemberton) who runs appearance by a CGI Loch Ness larly by its resident and reigning women, it may cause lasting incer- what-else, are…well, schmaltzy. It’s the kennels. But, Eddie’s no match for monster, this is moviemaking of the teen, the cute-and-deadly Nina titude about men, old (especially) the nature of the beast, after all. Lassie who can dig tunnels and leap old school, and is worth taking the (Elisha Cuthbert). and young. P tall buildings in a single bound. little ones to watch before they get What matters here is, “Was the too cynical. P film made well?” The answer is, After she’s escaped several times |20| ENTERTAINMENT TODAY, SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 Film Review Film Review Dick gets hard on Ratings Board Crossover drops the ball

THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED

(2 out of 4 stars) Directed by Kirby Dick Starring: Maria Bello, Atom Egoyan, Kirby Dick, Kimberly Peirce, Matt Stone, John Waters 95 minutes, Rated NC-17

by Tony Medley In 1934, the Breen Office started enforcing a code that all members of the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) had to follow. If a film didn’t receive a seal of approval, it couldn’t be shown in the United States. This continued for thirty years, until Warner Bros wanted to Kirby Dick (middle) with mother/daughter PI team Lindsey (left) and Becky (right) Altringer. release Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? the film—far too much—shows these in Dick’s documentary, and it is not in 1966. Language was negotiated PI’s as they stake out the MPAA something you’d want to watch while that allowed “hump the hostess” to be office in the San Fernando Val- eating dinner. Philip Champion, Anthony Mackie, and Little JJ play for an underground bball team. included, along with other previously ley, take license plate numbers and prohibited language. Later that year, photographs in an attempt to solve The sad part of the film is that, CROSSOVER The problem is that Noah has a MGM wanted to release Blowup, the case. had it been less partisan, it could have basketball scholarship to UCLA, which contained nudity and was made a much more valid point than and if anybody found out about his denied approval. MGM released it Cinematically, this is hardly Sam lobbying for more sexually explicit (2 out of 4 stars) roguish night life with the team, Directed by Preston A. Whitmore anyway, and the Code was dead. Spade trying to solve the case of the scenes. The MPAA ratings board he’d lose said scholarship and thus Maltese Falcon. But, it does add has always been far more concerned Starring: Tamer Werfali, would lose out on whatever chance Gavin J. Behrman, In 1968, MPAA President Jack enough minutes to the film to qualify with sexuality than violence. About he has to be a doctor. Guess what Michael Lamone Bivins, the only person who makes that point Valenti initiated the MPAA Film it as feature-length. Shelli Boone, Wayne Brady happens? Rating System that replaced the in this film is actress Maria Bello 95 minutes, Rated PG-13 Code. Director Kirby Dick doesn’t According to Dick, he had a hard (The Cooler, A History of Violence, This film is basically a para- like the system, and that’s what this time getting filmmakers to appear World Trade Center) who comments, digm of contemporary stereotyp- film is about. Apparently, Dick and on-camera to criticize the Ratings accurately, that the Board comes by Eric Lurio ing. Vaughn—who represents producer Eddie Schmidt want film- System. Of course, there is always down hard on scenes that show tender the rich—is evil, pure and simple. makers to be able to project anything the possibility that Dick didn’t want sexuality, but virtually ignores brutal The title is a double entendre. Noah’s new girlfriend Eboni (Ale- they would like onto screens across anyone to pragmatically explain the violence. Right on! “Crossover” is a basketball term cia Fears) is a bitch and a ho, America. MPAA’s position, and didn’t even try that means a kind of move in which and her best buddy Vanessa (Eva to find someone who could give it an I wish the film had concentrated the offensive player uses his right Pigford), who goes with Tech, isn’t Dick has some good points to convincing defense. on that hypocritical duplicity more hand to dribble upcourt, then— much better. make, one of which is that the Rat- than its campaigning for the right when faced by ings System is controlled by the This leads to the film’s basic to show graphic sex. There’s a dif- a defender— Tec h and major studios at the expense of weakness; those whom Dick chose ference between graphic sex and switches quickly Up are a couple independent filmmakers. What a to interview and who agreed to “tender sexuality.” This film doesn’t to his left. The of c are-f ree major wants to put in a film doesn’t be filmed are, mostly, people who seem to understand that distinction, word also means thugs—the for- face near the same number of impedi- want to make sexually explicit films. nor does it recoignize the appropriate “going from one mer has been to ments placed in the road of an indie. We hear Atom Egoyan who made work that the Board does in rating group to another,” jail, and the latter But, the good points Dick and his Where the Truth Lies, a film with a films that many people can find and both defini- is probably going producer attempt to make lose their fairly explicit bisexual orgy scene that offensive. tions are germane to attend the effectiveness because of the lack of originally earned the erotic thriller an to this neo- stripey hole in even-handedness of this film. NC-17 rating. Egoyan is joined by The PI’s finally do claim to have minstrel show the near future. John Waters—an eccentric filmmaker found out the names of the members melodrama. The only char- There is no fair exposition of the who once made a movie with a scene of the Board. The names are then acters anywhere MPAA’s position in this film. When that shows a dog defecating followed listed. The place: near likable in Valenti is shown, it is always in a by an actor eating the feces—and Detroit, Michi- the entire film way that makes him risible. When Jamie Babbit who made But I’m About the only thing I learned g a n . M o r e are Noah and his an MPAA attorney is shown, he is a Cheerleader about homosexual from this film was that Bruce Corwin, accurately, the grandmother; Anthony Mackie as street hood Tech. depicted as a cartoon character with teenaged boys and girls. Well, you Chairman and CEO of Metropolitan ‘ hood where the rest are either what sounds like a computer-gener- get the point. These people want Theaters (a guy I’ve known since col- Tech (Anthony Mackie) and his slimy or gratuitously mean. ated voice. There is not one person sexually explicit films, so they don’t lege days), is allegedly on the Board. little friend Up (James “Lil JJ” who gives a reasonable statement like a ratings board that will give From the members listed, the claim Lewis)—a couple of kids with no The film does have its redeem- of the MPAA’s response. It is this their films an NC-17 rating that will that the MPAA are “moms and pops” real futures— spend their free time ing qualities, though. The basket- tendentious approach that dooms preclude them from getting effective is pretty effectively disproved…that playing street basketball. They’re ball choreography is actually very the film. distribution in America. is, if the list is accurate. Most of the members of the “Enemy of the good; you may like watching the people shown are major players in State” team in the underground action…if you’re a fan. This film The filmmakers hired a mother- Kimberly Peirce, writer-director the industry. “streetball league” run by the is definitely targeted to a specific daughter team of private investigators of the lesbian-themed Boys Don’t Cry, slightly evil Mr. Vaughn (Wayne demographic, and if you’re not a to try to learn and reveal the identities complains that the board didn’t like a I was looking forward to Brady). Possibly a person short, part of that statistic, then don’t of the people who determine the scene in which an actress had sexual this film, but found it a boring, our hero calls in his best bud Noah bother showing up to the game. ratings, all of whom are apparently fluid on her face after giving oral biased, uninformative, disap- Cruise (Wesley Jonathan) as filler. P P anonymous. A substantial portion of sex. The expurgated scene is shown pointing, lost opportunity. |21| SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY TELL THEM YOU SAW IT IN ENTERTAINMENT TODAY

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you’re a greater person than I). by Mike Restaino Screening in Los Angeles: But, its singular symbolic aims and Tuesday, October 10th at 5 PM There are rumors abound- underappreciated ambition gives it Grauman’s Chinese Theater ing that Criterion is prepping a that rare sheen of a one-of-a-kind FAIF International Film Festival double-disc reissue of Pier Paolo movie experience.

www.magicalfilmfest.com ofCourtesy films Open plan Pasolini’s inimitable Salo in the next year, so there may no longer The DVD itself doesn’t have be any particular reason to shell out any bonuses to speak of—there the $450 for an out-of-print copy are some color bars and a ho-hum of the film (and, yeah, a real copy booklet essay included—but, this is that expensive). But, as far as just makes the gory brilliance of implicit filmic quality goes, you’ll the film stand out that much more definitely get a bang for impressively. Sources in your buck with this one. Rome have announced that deleted sequences You’ve either seen from an original cut Salo and have been for- of the film have been ever altered by it, or you found (the mind reels), Take a journey to understand Eve haven’t. Sure, Oliver and while Criterion Stone’s Natural Born is mum on specifics, Killers may be the push- it’s looking like a new Rebecca Lowman (left) is nurtured by Cassie (Bellamy Young). Shot on mini-DV for around $20,000, the feature film is hot on the festival circuit. pull litmus test of the edition should be on EVE OF believable performance, even when producing team to craft a story that Nirvana generation, but shelves before 2007 before Mickey and Mallory shot comes to a close. UNDERSTANDING those around her are uneven. In one would work within budget. The scene, Donna visits her present abu- entire cast had to be devoted wholly your mom and humped on top sive boyfriend. When she is choked to the project for reasons not purely of her dead body, Pasolini’s 1975 If you don’t feel like shelling out (3 out of 4 stars) by the man, Lowman looks scared, financial, and it shows. Performances masterwork caused almost as much the hundreds of dollars for an offi- Directed by Alyson Yester Shelton but the actor who plays the boyfriend are sensitive and attentive to the controversy; quite a feat for a “think cial release (it is, without a doubt, Starring: Rebecca Lowman, (Mark Reeb) isn’t given the chance to story elements. Of course, many piece” film. the most valuable DVD in America Susan Roberts, Jennifer Harlow, be menacing enough. This is tricky independent films get an additional right now), Facets Media has a Mark Reeb, Tim Wrobel, Henry Kana, bounce from the propinquity the cast Set in a creepily-fictionalized readily-available bootleg version Tom Procida, Kit Gwin, because, often, domestic violence is as mentally abusive as it is physical. has to the material. But, sometimes Mussolini fascist state, this loose of the film available for purchase. Scott Florence, Daniel Magill, Cyn- interpretation of de Sade’s 100 Either way, this picture has the very thia Brown, Jenna Craig To Lowman’s credit, she stays in this can be a negative, because parts character and sells the moment. of the film that don’t work aren’t Days of Sodom is by all means one real possibility of rewiring your 90 minutes, Rated R properly omitted. Although I didn’t of the toughest movies in the non- brain and forcing your girlfriend Even though there are many buy the domestic violence scene, the snuff world to get through (if you to throw-up in record time. by Jonathan W. Hickman puzzling scenes in Eve of Understand- only reason that portion has any cred- can get through the shit-eating ing that take the viewer out of the ibility is because Lowman is so very scene without turning your head, You won’t be sorry. Eve is dead when the film starts. film, there are many elements that committed to character. Fear is an She’s taken a great amount of pills to surprised me. Patient viewing of this emotion that few actors convey well. end her life. But, Eve’s not gone…at film is encouraged, especially given In addition to looking frightened, Amarcord (Criterion Edtion) least not yet. the opening sequence that promises Lowman also looks so very lost—a perfectly timed dialogue matched by key requirement for playing Donna. The cult of Fellini definitely has In addition to a sparkling new Eve of Understanding isn’t a downright profound reaction shots. its obvious foci (let’s call La Dolce transfer and a somewhat droll but supernatural thriller in which the This is a movie about many things, There are a few possibly unin- Vita the sun, and 8 ½ Jupiter), but still informative commentary track title character comes back from including loss of one’s parents and tended gifts present in Eve. Without ignoring the quiet, introspective from film scholars Peter Brunette the dead to exact her revenge. No, discovering oneself after wandering giving them all away, one was the beauty of Amarcord is a terrible, and Frank Burke, we get a ton of Eve approaches its dramatic subject lost for so long. concept of the late mother having terrible interplanetary idea. goodies, most notably a 45-minute within the confines of the world we written her last words longhand. documentary (Fellini’s Homecoming) inhabit, and scores subtly by making Eve is shot in mini-DV format, These days, email and electronic Fellini’s elliptical ode to his on the director’s fact-be-damned us care about Eve and her daughter but looks good throughout. Framing media have swallowed up so much of hometown of Rimini and all the interrelation with his roots, a col- Donna. is inventive, and outdoor scenes— our written correspondence that little busty women and nostalgic goings- lection of the director’s drawings especially those in beautiful Sedona, actual penmanship is left behind! on that occupied that particu- from the film’s preproduction, Eve had cancer, and in the throes Arizona—are captured majestically. Little scribbling notes on Post-Its lar time and place isn’t and the jewel in the of it, decided to commit suicide. Her Director of Photography Elizabeth might be all that one could find if I exactly an easy movie to crown: the full text of body was cremated and put into a Santoro manages to keep the image were to pass away today. Everything warm up to; it shouldn’t My Rimini, a hereto- coffee can. She left the bulk of her fairly consistent with both interior else is engraved in cold, hard, black- be a neophyte’s introduc- fore hard-to-find Fellini worldly possessions to Lisa ( Jennifer and exterior shots. Anyone who and-white computer-created text. tion to “Il Maestro,” for writing on the town of Harlow). To her other daughter, has worked with mini-DV knows sure. For those versed his youth (it’s included Donna (Rebecca Lowman), she’s left how flexible of a format it can be At times, the camera focuses in the syntax of Fellini’s as a bound book in this a journey. The map for Donna’s trip (especially in low light conditions), carefully on Eve’s written notes and effortlessly engaging cin- special edition). is a series of deliveries she must make but achieving a look that at least particularly her list for Donna. Even ema-universes, however, to family members and acquaintances. approximates film can be difficult. though Eve’s body has been reduced Amarcord is a pitch-per- There are still a sin- The items to be delivered are notes, I’m a big believer in the format for to ashes and travels with her daughter fect assessment of the fully large number of photographs, and keepsakes from independent filmmakers, and Eve in a basic coffee can, the handwrit- beauties, boners, and inherent Fellini films that haven’t received Eve’s life. Even though a keepsake is another good example of how it ten messages, the words, and each regrets that come with a journey Special Edition treatment (from might be something as positive as can pay off. This film was made for meticulously written letter remains to through one’s past. Criterion or elsewhere), so the Fell- a stuffed animal, there seems to something like $20,000—a feat that be read and appreciated. I’ve thought ini mythos isn’t completely ready be some sad mystery waiting to be certainly could not have been accom- deeply about that after watching And Criterion is re-releasing for investigation from the comfort unraveled. plished had film been used. Eve of Understanding. What part of the film with the special edition of your own home. Nevertheless, yourself will you leave behind to be treatment it deserves: throw that this new Amarcord is certainly a step P P Donna is played by Rebecca Writer-director Alyson Yester discovered? old disc you own out the window! in the right direction. Lowman who delivers a consistently Shelton worked closely with her |23| SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Movie Listings ues—Aaron Eckhart plays “Man” who meets fear that many of us feel on a day-to-day intriguing works as The Sixth Sense, Unbreak- up with Helena Bonham-Carter (“Woman”) basis. (JH) able, and Signs (up until its dreadful final reel) at a wedding, and the two begin to talk and also be responsible for one of the most con- voluted and incompetent films to come possibly flirt until they reveal to the audience Half Nelson that there’s a lot more history there than we ★★★★ (R) around in a long time? Hell, even The Village, initially thought—whilst all along in organic Who would’ve guessed that one of the year’s which was generally derided, contained a split-screen so that each moment is exhibited best films would take its title from -a wres basic storyline one could follow. Watching from two different angles at the same time. tling maneuver? Half Nelson is the kind of M. Night Shyamalan’s Lady in the Water is Though it could, much likeTimecode , be easi- deeply moving, yet predominantly unsenti- like listening to someone trying to tell a long ly decried as a straight “gimmick film,” Con- mental, movie that we so rarely see these and elaborate joke, forgetting to include versations wins out over castigation through days. The Notebook’s Ryan Gosling plays a important information and endlessly dou- bling back. (PS) its inherently smart script and its spectacular junior high school history teacher who uses performances by two actors who are, and unconventional and progressive methods to Little Man have been so many times in the past, equally creatively reach his students in a new way. smart about the roles they choose. (JC) 1/2 star (R) The young Shareeka Epps plays one of Gos- Calvin (Marlon Wayans) is a midget criminal ling’s students who, after a basketball game, who, along with idiot colleague Percy (Tracy Crank catches her “unconventional” teacher smok- Morgan), is forced to ditch a stolen diamond Not yet reviewed. (R) ing crack. Rather than ripping the two apart, inside the purse of rising Chicago business- Starring Jason Statham (Snatch), Amy Smart the incident in fact bonds the two unlikely woman Vanessa (Kerry Washington). After (Varsity Blues), and Dwight Yoakam, Crank friends who find what each is missing in the following Vanessa and her husband home, looks to be Speed with a twist: this time, the other. (WC) Percy and Calvin hit upon the perfect idea: speeding vehicle that cannot stop its frenzied they will dress Calvin up as a baby and leave velocity for fear of certain death is a pugilistic him on the doorstep in a basket, and when (yet ever so beguiling) Brit. Statham’s char- How to Eat Fried Worms he’s take in, Calvin can grab the diamond acter, Chev Chelios, is injected with some Not yet reviewed. (PG) and sneak out. You might enjoy this film if kind of serum that has the affect of killing I remember when my good friend Joe Nuss- you don’t require actual humor in your come- him should his adrenaline stop pumping. baum, the director of mega-hit short film dies, or if you simply want to peep inside the Now, he must exact revenge on those who “George Lucas in Love” and a guy who prob- freak show to see if it really is as bad as it have “done him wrong” before he rests for the ably has no recollection of who I am, was set to looks. Answer: it is. (PS) Now Playing... last time. (MK) helm John August’s script for How to Eat Fried Worms. I think Joe was something like the sec- ★★★Little Miss Sunshine ond or third to tackle the best-selling children’s 1/2 (R) Crossover Greg Kinear plays real life ex-NFL football coach Dick Vermeil in Walt Disney’s Invincible. ★★ (PG-13) book that captured the hearts of so many of When Little Miss Sunshine debuted at Sun- See our review on page 21. us as young lads and ladies. Apparently, Joe dance earlier this year, it was one of the most suggest inebriation. Drinking and driving buzzed-about films at the fest, partly because Accepted was not the last to try to make something ★★★1/2 (PG-13) in a kids’ movie? The story of Barnyard has The Descent cinematic out of the novel. Here we are, about Steve Carrell—fresh off the success of The On the surface, Accepted appears to be anoth- potential. The farm animals party together ★★★ 1/2 (R) three or four years later, and now Bob Dolman, 40-Year-Old Virgin— was in the film, and er stupid “frat-guy” comedy. Nonetheless, it all night long, and concealing their human Six thrill-seeking women convene in the writer/director of The Banger Sisters with Susan partly because, well, it’s just a funny movie. characteristics from the humans during turns out some sincere laughs, contains a lot Appalachian Mountains to explore a cave. Sarandon and Goldie Hawn, has the gravitas to Little Miss Sunshine tells the story of the the day. When the coast is clear, the barn Juno (Natalie Mendoza) is the group’s leader, do the unthinkable, to accomplish that which Hoovers, a middle-class family from Albu- of energy and vivacity, and is (at bottom) bet- is converted in almost Transformer fashion determined to protect the fragile emotional so many before him could not have done. And querque headed by desperate motivational ter than those other comedies on the scene to a roadhouse saloon with a stage, a bar, a state of Sarah (Shauna Macdonald) who lost with that adorable little alien-eyed Pepsi girl, speaker Richard (Greg Kinear) and home- these days (eg, Talladega Nights, et al). After mechanical human bucking bronco, and lots her husband and daughter in a grizzly car Hallie Kate Eisenberg, no less! Huzzah for maker Sheryll (Toni Collette), who also has failing to be accepted into college, Bartleby of drinking, gambling, and carousing. (JH) accident a year earlier. In good spirits, the the shopkeep. (MK) to look after her gay, suicidal, Proust-Scholar ( Justin Long) decides to cook up a fake uni- women set off on their excursion, and descend brother Frank (Steve Carell). Further ten- Beerfest versity that he can tell his parents about so ★ ★ ★ into the cave with little problem. But when sions arise from a heroin addicted grandpa they don’t freak about his lack of any real 1/2 (R) the tunnel collapses behind them, Juno Idlewild ★★ (R) and mute-by-choice son. Despite economic academic future. Everything seems fine until I personally find the Broken Lizard team to reveals she brought the group to a different be among the most consistently hilarious See our review on page 18. troubles, the family decides to travel to his parents decide to swing by the school. cave than they had discussed. This cave has people working in American film comedy not been mapped or documented at all, and Redondo Beach so that daughter Olive (Abi- Bartleby, after enlisting in the help of his gail Breslin) can compete in a beauty pageant. today. Their latest pic, Beerfest, is another hit it’s not entirely clear—perhaps even doubt- An Inconvenient Truth dim-witted cronnies, accomplishes the on their chart of greats. It’s true, it might not ful—that anyone who has ventured into it ★★★★ (PG) (KV) impossible by creating a life-like webpage have the manic inspiration of Super Troopers has survived to tell the tale. When their Is Al Gore doing a Chicken Little act in that convinces his parents. The trouble is or the cleverness of the unjustly maligned understandable anger subsides, the group An Inconvenient Truth? I wish he were. Material Girls that the webpage is a little too realistic, and Club Dread, but the film still stands on its soldiers on to navigate the treacherous cave This stunning documentary about global Not yet reviewed. (PG) now every “un-accepted” kid in America is own as a very witty and smart “dumb” come- and find a way out. If the situation didn’t warming is a well-reasoned, clearly- Real-life sisters Haylie and Hilary Duff play vying for enrollment. (PS) dy. Don’t let the title fool you—an obtuse look bleak enough, it turns out that the cave proven, intelligent, cogent, irresistible Hilton-esque Tanzie and Ava Marchetta, on- “frat guy” film, this movie is not. (PS) they’ve chosen is inhabited by a mutant, sub- torrent of scientific data in a curiously fun, screen siblings who are richer than god… human species with a taste for human blood. The Ant Bully engaging, often funny presentation. What until they lose everything that they thought ★ ★ ★ The Descent is a relentlessly paced movie that an entertaining horror movie this is! ( JG) (PG) could very possibly leave you bruised from all they deserved from their parents’ prodigious Based on the kids’ book by John Nickle, the Cars wealth. It’s some kind of ensuing scandal of ★★★1/2 (G) the squirming you’re sure to do, and one of Invincible film begins with young Lucas (Zach Tyler) the most intense viewing experiences I’ve sorts that casts them out “from the penthouse Pixar is unique in the history of movies. It’s ★★★ being picked on by a fearsome local bully. ever endured. (WC) (PG) to the poor house,” and now the girls—like the only studio not to have ever produced a The newspaper headlines read: “Fan turns Upset and humiliated, Lucas takes out his Paris and Nicole (the other Nicole)—have to flop. Even Walt Disney himself during his overnight player.” In 1976, UCLA football figure out how to live the “simple life” with- frustrations on the anthill in his yard by heyday would produce the occasional finan- Devil Wears Prada coach Dick Vermeil took over the struggling ★★★ out breaking a nail. It’s easy to say that this repeatedly stomping on it and flooding it cial disaster. But not Pixar. The only bad (PG-13) NFL franchise, the Philadelphia Eagles. The concept of fashion as art is a theme given with a water hose. To settle the score, scien- movie they ever produced was a short called Possibly as a publicity stunt, Vermeil called movie will be a simple-minded popcorn flick tist ant Zoc (Nicolas Cage) devises a way to Boundin’, and that doesn’t really count, which a proper send-up in The Devil Wears Prada. for an open tryout. Enter bartending for simple-minded audiences, but there’s the shrink Lucas down to the size of an ant so leaves expectations so high as to cause And when that art is worn by the likes of factotum Vince Papale (Mark Wahlberg). saving grace of its being directed by Martha that he can be taken to their world and breathing trouble to see them up close. (EL) Meryl Streep, you can forgive the softness of He’s 30, he’s just lost his wife over money Coolidge. Coolidge, as you’ll remember, also brought to justice. I must admit that when I the film. Prada deals with adult issues, but problems, and he barely ekes by on an directed seemingly silly fare like Valley Girl walked into the screening room to see the handles adult situations from a distance to income that comes mostly from mixing and Real Genius, and she actually did a hell of Clerks II new animated film The Ant Bully, it was not ★★★1/2 (PG-13) make it appropriate viewing for a large audi- drinks. At the behest of his bar buddies, a job with each—she ably gave us not only with the greatest enthusiasm. I can only hope This film probably won’t bring new fans into ence spectrum. And while this may help at Papale tries out for the Eagles to find that popcorn, but caviar to boot. Yes, she’s since that audiences won’t have the same impres- the Kevin Smith camp, but it contains a the box office, it waters down the effective- he has a most unique talent for the game. made Angie, Three Wishes, Out to Sea, and a sion, because the film is much better than it number of big laughs. You may recognize ness of the story. Streep carries the film. Coach Vermeil (Greg Kinnear) concurs, and litany of other mistakes as of late, but you seems at first glance. The Ant Bully is a smart, yourself or your friends in the characters on the rest is sports history. (JH) never know. Not to sound like a “material funny, and charming family film that has screen and you may even find yourself exam- ★Factotum ★ girl,” but anything with Lizzie McGuire…er, something to say to younger and older view- ining your own life choices afterwards. And, 1/2 (R) ★John Tucker Must Die Hilary Duff in the starring role is usually ers alike. I can almost guarantee that you will think Henry works in order to drink, and drinks (PG-13) worth the price of admission. (MK) twice before getting into an argument with when he’s not working (most of the time). A Ashanti, Sophia Bush, and Brittany Snow anyone working behind the counter of a fast- “factotum” is literally the name given to a find out that they are all dating the same guy: Barnyard Miami Vice ★★ (PG) food joint before receiving your meal. man who bounces from job to job, and that’s John Tucker, played by Jesse Metcalf. The ★ ★ ★ ★ three scorned lovers devise a plot of revenge (R) Having grown up on a farm, I can testify that exactly what Henry Chianski (Matt Dillon) After a major undercover sting operation for their former beau, and attempt to turn cows are the ones with udders and bulls don’t Conversations with Other Women does with his bleery, besotted life—job to job, targeting a group of drug-dealing white ★★★ the tables in game of heartbreak. (JC) really have them. Perhaps for this reason, I (PG-13) woman to woman, bar to bar. Based on the supremacists goes violently wrong, Miami- was uncomfortable from the outset watching Being hailed as the cure for the end-of-the- autobiographical stories of Charles Bukows- Dade cops Sonny Crockett (Colin Farrell) Barnyard: The Original Party Animals with summer-blockbusters blues, Conversations ki, Factotum is a harrowing portrait of the Lassie and Ricardo Tubbs ( Jamie Foxx) are my two-and-a-half-year-old. While the film ★★★ with Other Women is really more of a quick- inner-workings of the world of the dipsoma- 1/2 (PG) recruited by an FBI agent (Ciaran Hinds) to held her attention more than Cars, the adult See our review on page 20. witted and sprite play than a film, less the niac, a man who’s so lost in a fog of alcohol, go undercover to find out who is supplying portion of the audience was not so thrilled. fact that unlike anything that could be per- In addition to the odd presence of an udder loose women, and late-night taverns that he the supremacists with drugs and information. formed live on stage, this movie is presented Lady in the Water on the boy cows, there is a scene in which can barely stand straight. And yet, as a writer, ★ In bringing Miami Vice to the big screen, in a split-screen for the entire duration. Sim- (PG-13) Michael Mann (who served as an executive the younger bulls go joy-riding in a stolen car the main character is able to articulate and How could the writer/director who gave us ilar in style to Mike Figgis’ Timecode or Andy producer on the TV show) has wisely chosen while drinking milk in a manner that would express that very sense of confusion, loss, and such crisply paced, serious-minded, and Warhol’s Chelsea Girls, the narrative contin- to focus on the no-nonsense aspects, and |24| ENTERTAINMENT TODAY, SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 Director Neil LaBute (In the Company of Men, Your Friends & Neighbors, Nurse Betty) Reviews DVD Inside Scoop Box Office Interviews Features Contests Messageboard Search is back with what is surprisingly being billed as a horror/mystery. LaBute traditionally sticks to the realm of the real and here-and- now, and yet here he is, coming to theaters with something that might be completely different. The cast bulges with a star-studded With the ability for women to rent movies they could coterie: Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Molly JON DOUGH watch at home, gone was the stigma of sitting in a Parker, and Leelee Sobieski. This remake of Died Aug. 27, 2006 the 1973 film that starred Christopher Lee theater with the raincoat crowd. Dough’s deal with could either be deftly clever…or kindling for By Rusty White Vivid Video paved the way for other male performers the fire. (MK) to sign under similar contracts. His first wife was adult Adult film superstar Jon actress Deidre Holland. The couple divorced in 1994. ★Who ★ ★Killed the Electric Car? Dough committed suicide At that time of his death, Mr. Dough was married to 1/2 (PG) The killers of the electric car were so at age 43. His birth name adult actress Monique Demoan. Jon Dough won good—so efficient—most of us forgot it was Chet Anuszek. Jon several Adult Video News Awards during his career. existed. But in Chris Paine’s documentary, Dough came into the adult He was also a prolific director with over 50 films to we focus our attention, not on the problem, film industry during the his credit. His most famous film as a performer was but on the solution. If you were depressed by Inconvenient Truth, you’ll be horrified by early 1980s. He appeared The Luckiest Guy in the World. In the film, he has Electric Car. (SS) in over 1000 adult films. sex with 101 women over a three-day period. The Jon Dough was the first film’s title takes on a sad irony, considering his final ★World ★ ★ Trade Center male performer to sign an exclusive performance days. According to Dan Miller’s article in the Adult (PG-13) It may be an incredibly difficult task, but contract with a production company. This was a big Video News, Mr. Dough had been battling a severe director Oliver Stone has yet again success- deal, considering many women were signed to such substance abuse problem. It is a shame that he could fully blurred reality with his own distinctive contracts. In part, Dough was granted such a contract not win this battle. Mr. Dough was respected, and docudrama style. I was slightly reticent about because of his appeal to women viewers. The home well-liked in the industry. Prayers of comfort for his seeing World Trade Center, as—though I’m a video revolution opened up porn to female viewers. family and friends, especially his young daughter. fan of his past work—I’ve always enjoyed them for their entertainment purposes over their veracity. Before seeing the movie, I wasn’t sure if I would be ready to sit down and actually enjoy and be entertained by a the result is easily the best adult-oriented without a pulse. It cannot be resuscitated, no squandered his Boogie Nights career boost, could accomplish. Following the path of film that I knew would be gut-wrenchingly entertainment to hit the multiplexes this matter how many startle edits, loud screechy Allen’s latest film, Scoop, is a dreary, dated, absolutely least resistance, the story flows to truthful about one of our nation’s most trau- summer. (PS) noises, and cute collegiate bodies are jammed and depressing comedy that is an unfortu- the obvious conclusion of Nora finding Tyler matic events. My fears were allayed when I nate return to his recent form. Deceased into this Wes Craven/Ray Wright knockoff to be the perfect dance partner...and he can went to the theater, sat, and found that Joe Strombel (Ian McShane), formerly an Monster House of a script. As fond as I am of genre auteur even lift her svelte frame over his head! The indeed I was able to enjoy the movie experi- ★★★ ace investigative reporter for a top London (PG) Kiyoshi Kurosawa, I have to admit that Kairo movie, if possible, goes farther downhill from ence for many reasons, but namely because Motion-capture animation created a success- newspaper, chats up a fellow spirit who didn’t do much for me either. Its edginess there as every possible cliché is achieved in a the film is not the dolorous epitaph I thought ful stir with The Polar Express, graduated to claims that she was poisoned by her boss, was compromised by a belated Stateside stunning example of the kind of teeny-bop- it would be; no, instead of being a sorrowful the creation of Gollum and Kong in the release, and its reliance on the topicality of the wealthy and politically connected play- per dance movie that has been littering the Peter Jackson franchises, and has now been boy Peter Lyman (Hugh Jackman), because memorial to the victims of 9/11, Oliver Stone the Internet just couldn’t hold up over time. theaters as of late. One would think that lifted a notch higher in Gil Kenan’s Monster she suspected that he might be a fiend cur- was crafty enough to create something we all It’s a hazardous enough proposition to lami- after The Simpsons so deftly lampooned such could enjoy: a brilliant celebration of the sur- House. Here, unlike The Polar Express, the rently stalking British prostitutes. Eventu- dreck in an especially scathing recent episode, characters are more expressive, not less, as nate old fears onto new technologies, let ally, his spirit makes contact with Sondra vivors. ( JH) alone keeping up with those technologies. I the studios would take a hint…but, appar- animation frees them from the limits of nat- Pransky (Scarlett Johansson), an American ently few are willing to yet “step up” to the ural motion. I won’t say the movie is an hoped that Sonzero’s remake would do for journalism student spending the summer challenge. ( JH) You, Me and Dupree instant classic, but I will say the technical Kairo what The Grudge did for Ju-On— with friends in London, and he implores ★ 1/2 (PG-13) wizardry is fun and appealing. (MG) Americanize it in some serviceably enter- her to follow up on the lead. (PS) You, Me, and Dupree is a mediocre film that taining way. Though there are one or two Superman Returns squanders the talent of its stars. The off-kilter ★★★ (PG-13) ★The ★ ★Night Listener things introduced in the remake that caught Snakes on a Plane humor that earned Joe and Anthony Russo (R) my eye—“actress” Kristen Bell entangled in a ★ (R) Does the big screen still need a Superman? Emmy Awards for Arrested Development is How much do we really know about the nightscape of limbs, and a fly melting into its Samuel L. Jackson plays FBI agent Neville The answer is a resounding yes. It may take missing from Dupree, a formulaic romantic itself a little too seriously, and the love story people we allow into our lives? How much do own shadow—my hopes crashed along with Flynn, a man whose mission it is to protect a comedy highlighted by too few chuckle- we manipulate our view of our relationships tends to overwhelm the gee-whiz fun of it the rest of the system…and never really young hot-rodder who witnessed a brutal inducing moments. Soon after their wedding, with others, to meet our own needs? And all, but Superman Returns is a very good rebooted. (MG) murder at the hands of a seedy kingpin. The Carl (Matt Dillon) and Molly (Kate Hudson) how much truth is in the stories we tell each movie—it’s not quite super, but it’s definitely take in Dupree (Owen Wilson) who has problem? Neville decides to skip the rigma- other...and ourselves? The Night Listener, good. Director Bryan Singer’s clever device fallen on hard times. The first morning, the role of flying on a secure jet, and instead takes adapted by Armistead Maupin, Terry Quinceanera to link to previous Superman films by newlyweds find Dupree sleeping nude on Anderson, and director Patrick Stettner from ★★★ his witness on a commercial airliner…that (R) incorporating John Williams’ theme music, their plush leather couch. As Dupree’s stay Maupin’s novel of the same name, tackles Helmers Richard Glatzer and Wash West- just so happens to have amongst its passenger familiar dialogue, and unused footage of at the Peterson residence becomes longer and those questions through the tale of radio moreland offer a slice of life in their Echo list the kingpin himself…who has also Marlon Brando will surely give longtime fans longer, efforts are doubled then redoubled storyteller Gabriel Noone (Robin Williams), Park neighborhood in this fictional tale of decided to bring a box of pernicious snakes the chills. (SM) to get him out. Wilson has special on- who develops a relationship over the phone 14-year-old Magdelana, daughter of a conser- along with. Well, as you can imagine, enter with the 14-year-old author of a memoir screen radiance that can earn him instant vative preacher, who finds herself mysteriously the series of events that leads to the proto- Talladega Nights chronicling a horrific childhood. (KV) ★ ★ trust (see The Life Aquatic and Bottle Rocket). pregnant shortly before her Quinceanera typical goings-ons in a film that would like 1/2 (PG-13) But without the constant gabbing of Vince (15th birthday celebration). She takes refuge Ferrell once again plays a self-absorbed dope, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead to claim itself as “B” and “campy,” but is really Vaughn, Wilson’s eclectic magnetism isn’t with her loving grand-uncle, and her troubled, just crap with a snazzy name. (PS) Ricky Bobby, a man who, as a child, took the enough to carry the show. (JH) P Man’s Chest lone bit of advice imparted on him by his ★★★ gay cousin. This lovely and poignant film (PG-13) won both the Jury and Audience Awards at wayward father (Gary Cole) — “If you aren’t A relatively entertaining film often hobbled Sundance this year. (KV) first, you’re last” — and ridden it to glory as the by a rambling screenplay and a running time Step Up top driver on the NASCAR circuit. The latest CAPSULE AUTHORS: about thirty minutes longer than necessary. ★★(PG-13) comedy from Will Ferrell, Talladega Nights is The Quiet The real selling point is the magnificently ★ ★ Channing Tatum plays Tyler, a tough kid essentially Anchorman with its doofus hero AB - Adam Barnick fruity Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow. 1/2 (R) who’s caught in a Free Willy-esque escapade seated behind the wheel of a race car instead See our review on page 20. JC - Julian Camillieri He has here taken the role far beyond mere in which he and some of his “rough ‘n’ tough” of a news desk. Everything else is pretty impression into the kind of demented realm street kid friends vandalize an art school for much the same — the premise, the approach, WC - Warren Curry that only the most supremely confident of Riding Alone for Thousands of the sheer hell of it and because, frankly, and even some of the jokes — except that the giddy ingenuity of that earlier film has JG - Janos Gereben performers ever dare to enter. In a film that Miles they’re “bad” kids…presumably. But, when ★ ★★★ been replaced for with a lot of expensively comes close to proving that there really can (R) Tyler is sentenced to community service at MG - Michael Guillén See our review on page 20. produced scenes that are never quite as funny be too much of a good thing, Depp somehow the very art school he and his friends trashed, JH - Jonathan W. Hickman manages to leave audiences hungry for more. as the creators seem to think they are. This he finds out that maybe he’s not as bad of a results in some genuinely hilarious moments (PS) MK - Mathew Klickstein ★Scoop kid as he always thought or had been told. surrounded by a lot of aimless noodling, and 1/2 (PG-13) Jenna Dewan plays the lovely and agile dance a film that, on the grand scale of Classic EL - Eric Lurio Pulse When Woody Allen’s Match Point came out student Nora who ends up aiding Tyler on Comedy, falls somewhere between Bewitched 1/2 star (R) last winter, it was hailed by critics and audi- his maudlin and hackneyed journey of self- and Days of Thunder. (PS) SM - Scott Mantz Pulse has confirmed a suspicion. When a ences as a thrilling resurgence for a once- discovery. Nora’s trouble is that—even at one TM - Tony Medley publicist declines to have a press screening brilliant filmmaker whose output over the This Film is Not Rated of the most “prestigious” art/dance schools in ★ ★ SS - Steven Snyder for a film before its opening weekend release, last ten years had veered from mildly amus- the country—she can’t seem to find someone (NC-17) you can be sure he’s more afraid of the press ing retreads likes Small Time Crooks to limber enough to even hold her up in a See our review on page 21. PS - Peter Sobczynski than the press is going to be of the movie. embarrassing misfires like Anything Else. pedantic dance move that, in reality, anyone KV - Kim Voynar Jim Sonzero’s remake of Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s Unfortunately, in what may go down as the who could lift a box full of terrible DVD’s Wicker Man Kairo arrives at the theaters DOA: that is, shortest comeback since Burt Reynolds Not yet reviewed. 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Schedules are subject to change; p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2, 4:45, 8 p.m. How to Eat Fried Worms Fri.- 8, 10:30 p.m. 8:25, 9:50, 10:45 p.m.; Thurs., please call ahead to confirm Invincible Fri.-Sun., 11:30 a.m., Mon., 11:30 a.m., 1:55, 4:20, 6:45, Step Up 11:30 a.m., 2, 4:30, 7, 12:15, 1:30, 2:25, 4:30, 5:25, showtimes. See Revival Houses 2:10, 4:55, 7:30, 10:10 p.m.; Fri.- 9:10 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 1:55, 9:30 p.m. 7:30, 8:25, 9:50 p.m. and Film & Video Events for other Sun., 11:30 a.m., 12:15, 2:10, 4:20, 6:45, 9:10 p.m. World Trade Center 12:40, 3:40, CINESPACE 6356 programs. 2:55, 4:55, 5:35, 7:30, 8:15, 10:10, The Illusionist Fri.-Mon., 11:15 6:40, 9:40 p.m. Hollywood Blvd. (323)817- 11 p.m.; Mon., 11:30 a.m., 2:10, a.m., 2:05, 4:50, 7:40, 10:30 p.m.; Barnyard: The Original Party BEVERLY HILLS 4:55, 7:30, 10:10 p.m.; Mon., Tues.-Thurs., 2:05, 4:50, 7:40, Animals 2:20, 6:50 p.m. FILM 11:30 a.m., 12:15, 2:10, 2:55, 10:15 p.m. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of A Hard Day’s Night (1964) CLARITY THEATER 100 N. 4:55, 5:35, 7:30, 8:15, 10:10 p.m.; Material Girls Fri.-Mon., 11:40 Ricky Bobby 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, Thurs., 8 p.m. Crescent Drive (323)978- Tues.-Thurs., 2:10, 4:55, 7:30, a.m., 2:10, 4:45, 7:20 p.m.; Tues.- 7:40, 10:20 p.m. EGYPTIAN THEATRE Thurs., 2:10, 4:45, 7:20 p.m. Little Miss Sunshine 11:50 a.m., 0033 10:10 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:10, 6712 Hollywood Boulevard 2:55, 4:55, 5:35, 7:30, 8:15, 10:10 Pulse Fri.-Mon., 10 p.m.; Tues.- 2:20, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50 p.m. Usually doesn’t play movies. (323)466-3456 p.m. Thurs., 9:45 p.m. MANN MARKETPLACE 4 Call theater for schedule. FINE ARTS THEATRE Step Up Fri.-Mon., 11:10 a.m., Accepted Fri.-Sun., 11:05 a.m., 144 South Brand Blvd, Suite P MANN CHINESE 6 6801 8556 Wilshire Boulevard 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9, 11:30 p.m.; Mon., 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50 p.m.; Tues.- 11:05 a.m., 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9 p.m.; Thurs., 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50 p.m. (818)547-3352 Hollywood Blvd (323)464- (310)659-3875 Crank 12:50, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 9:50 Film Festival Tues.-Thurs., 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30 p.m. Miami Vice Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m., 2, 8111 Snakes on a Plane Fri.-Mon., 5, 8, 11 p.m.; Mon., 11 a.m., 2, 5, p.m. Call theater for schedule. LAEMMLE’S MUSIC HALL The Wicker Man 12 noon, 2:30, 5, 11:25 a.m., 2:10, 4:50, 7:35, 10:20 8 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 1, 4, 7, 10 MANN GRAUMAN’S 3 9036 Wilshire Blvd. p.m. 7:30, 10 p.m. p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:10, 4:50, CHINESE 6925 Hollywood (310)274-6869 7:35, 10:10 p.m. Border War 7, 9:30 p.m. Invincible 11:30 a.m., 2, 4:30, 7, House of Sand (Casa de Step Up Fri.-Sun., 12:20, 3, 5:40, 9:30 p.m. Blvd (323)464-8111 Areia) Fri., 5:15, 8 p.m.; Sat.- 8:20, 11 p.m.; Mon., 12:20, 3, Accepted 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:20, Call theater for schedule. Mon., 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:45 p.m.; 5:40, 8:20 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 3, CULVER CITY 9:40 p.m. PACIFIC EL CAPITAN Tues.-Thurs., 5:15, 8 p.m. 5:40, 8:20 p.m. Hollywood Blvd, West of Cease Fire: Belfast/Sarajevo World Trade Center Fri.-Sun., 11 HOLLYWOOD Highland (323)467-7674 Fri., 5, 7:30, 10 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., a.m., 2:05, 5:10, 8:10, 11:20 p.m.; MANN CULVER PLAZA Call theater for schedule. 12 noon, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 p.m.; Mon., 11 a.m., 2:05, 5:10, 8:10 Washington Blvd at Hughes Mon.-Thurs., 5, 7:30, 10 p.m. p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:05, 5:10, (310)841-2993 ARCLIGHT CINERAMA Marriage, Iranian Style Fri., 8:10 p.m. Call theater for schedule. DOME W Sunset Blvd. LOS ANGELES 5, 7:30, 10 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 12 Barnyard: The Original Party PACIFIC CULVER STADIUM noon, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 p.m.; Animals Fri.-Mon., 11:15 a.m., between Vine and Ivar, 12 9500 Culver Boulevard, Mon.-Thurs., 5, 7:30, 10 p.m. 1:40, 4:10, 7 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., DeLongpre to the south AMC AVCO CENTER Culver and Washington SAMUEL GOLDWYN 1:40, 4:10, 7 p.m. (323)464-4226 Wishire Blvd., 2 blks. E of Talladega Nights: The Ballad of THEATRE Academy of (310)360-9565 Call theater for schedule. Ricky Bobby Fri.-Mon., 11:20 Westwood Blvd (310)475- Motion Picture Arts and Crank 1, 3:25, 5:40, 8, 10:05 p.m. a.m., 2:05, 4:50, 7:35, 10:20 p.m.; The Wicker Man 1:55, 4:45, 7:30, ARCLIGHT HOLLYWOOD W 0711 Sciences (310)247-3000 Tues.-Wed., 2:05, 5:15, 8:05 p.m.; 10:10 p.m. Sunset Blvd. at Vine (323)464- Crossover Fri.-Mon., 11:45 Members only. Thurs., 2:05 p.m. Beerfest 2:05, 4:40, 7:25, 9:50 4226 a.m., 2:15, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Little Miss Sunshine Fri.-Mon., p.m. Crank 1, 3, 5, 7:50, 10 p.m. p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:45, 5:45, 11:10 a.m., 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50 Idlewild 2:20, 4:25, 5, 7:05, 7:40, Crossover Fri.-Tues., 2:15, 4:55, 8, 10:15 p.m. BURBANK p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 1:50, 4:30, 9:45, 10:25 p.m. 7:55, 10:15 p.m.; Wed.-Thurs., Idiocracy Fri.-Mon., 11:30 a.m., 7:10, 9:50 p.m. The Illusionist 1:35, 4:20, 7, 9:40 2:10, 4:40, 7:40, 10:20 p.m. 1:30, 3:30, 5:30, 7:45, 10 p.m.; Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead p.m. Idiocracy 1:10, 3:10, 5:10, 8, Tues.-Thurs., 2:15, 5:10, 7:15, AMC BURBANK 16 125 Man’s Chest Fri.-Mon., 11 a.m., Snakes on a Plane 2:40, 5:15, 10:10 p.m. 9:30 p.m. E. Palm Ave., Downtown 2:15, 5:30, 9 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 7:45, 10:20 p.m. Trust the Man Fri.-Wed., 1:20, Idlewild Fri.-Mon., 11 a.m., 2, 2:15, 5:30, 9 p.m. World Trade Center 1:20, 4:10, 4:20, 7:20, 9:40 p.m.; Thurs., 1:20 4:45, 7:30, 10:15 p.m.; Tues.- Burbank, First & Palm, Wed., 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:45 p.m.; one block north of Olive AMC BURBANK TOWN 7:10, 10 p.m. p.m. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Beerfest Fri.-Tues., 2:05, 4:35, Thurs., 1:40, 4:15, 7, 9:45 p.m. (310)289-4AMC CENTER 6 Outside the Mall Talladega Nights: The Ballad on N. First St. (310)289-4262 Ricky Bobby 2:50, 5:20, 7:55, 7:35, 10:05 p.m.; Wed., 2:05, 4:35 Crank Fri.-Sun., 11:20 a.m., 10:30 p.m. p.m.; Thurs., 2:05, 4:35, 7:35, of Ricky Bobby Fri.-Mon., Idlewild Fri.-Mon., 12:20, 3:20, 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15, 10, Little Miss Sunshine 1:50, 3, 10:05 p.m. 11:15 a.m., 1:45, 4:15, 7, 9:30 6:20, 9:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 11:40 p.m., 12:15 a.m.; Mon., 4:30, 5:30, 7:15, 8:05, 9:55, 10:30 Idlewild 12 noon, 2:40, 5:30, 8:30, p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 2, 5, 7:30, 12:45, 3:30, 6:20, 9:15 p.m. 11:20 a.m., 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, p.m. 11:10 p.m. 10 p.m.; Thurs., 1:30, 4 p.m. Invincible 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:30 p.m. 9:15, 10 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Invincible Fri.-Sun., 12:20, 1:35, AMC CENTURY CITY World Trade Center 12:30, 3:35, 1:45, 4:15, 7:10, 9:30, 10 p.m. Man’s Chest 3:05, 6:30, 10 p.m. 2:30, 4:25, 5:20, 8:20, 10:40 p.m.; 6:40, 9:45 p.m. 15 10250 Santa Monica Crossover Fri.-Sun., 11:15 Mon., 12:20, 1:35, 2:30, 4:25, The Descent Fri.-Mon., 11:55 Boulevard (310)289-4AMC a.m., 1:50, 4:25, 6:55, 9:30 5:20, 7:25, 8:20, 9:45, 10:40 p.m.; a.m., 2:30, 5:05, 7:40, 10:05 p.m.; Crank Fri.-Mon., 10:05 a.m., p.m., 12 mid.; Mon., 11:15 GLENDALE Tues., 12:20, 1:35, 2:30, 4:25, Tues.-Thurs., 2:30, 5:05, 7:40, 12:25, 2:45, 5:15, 7:40, 10:10 a.m., 1:50, 4:25, 6:55, 9:30 5:20, 8:20, 10:40 p.m.; Wed., 10:05 p.m. p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:30, 5, p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 1:50, 4:25, 12:20, 1:35, 2:30, 4:25, 5:20, 7:25, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of 7:25, 9:45 p.m. 7:05, 9:30 p.m. 8:20, 9:45, 10:40 p.m.; Thurs., Ricky Bobby 12:50, 3:40, 6:30, ALEX THEATRE 216 North Crossover Fri.-Mon., 11:20 Idiocracy Fri.-Sun., 11:50 a.m., 12:20, 1:35, 2:30, 4:25, 5:20, 8:20, 9:20 p.m. a.m., 1:55, 4:45, 7:35, 10:25 2:15, 4:40, 7, 9:20, 11:40 p.m.; Brand Boulevard (818)243- 10:40 p.m. An Inconvenient Truth Fri.-Mon., p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:25, 5:20, Mon., 11:50 a.m., 2:15, 4:40, 7, ALEX The Quiet Fri.-Tues., 1:05, 3:05, 11:45 a.m., 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:50 7:55, 10:25 p.m. 9:20 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:15, Mostly Events;. 5:15, 8:15, 10:25 p.m. p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:15, 4:45, Idiocracy Fri.-Mon., 10:15 a.m., 4:40, 7, 9:20 p.m. MANN EXCHANGE 10 128 The Illusionist 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, The Wicker Man Fri.-Sun., 7:15, 9:50 p.m. 12:30, 2:55, 5:25, 7:55, 10:30 North Maryland Avenue 8:05, 10:35 p.m. p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:40, 5:25, 11:40 a.m., 2:20, 5, 7:40, 10:25 AMC BURBANK TOWN World Trade Center Fri.-Tues., p.m., 12:15 a.m.; Mon., 11:40 (818)549-0045 8:05, 10:15 p.m. CENTER 8 3rd and Magnolia, 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:20 p.m. The Wicker Man Fri.-Sun., a.m., 2:20, 5, 7:40, 10:25 p.m.; Crossover 11:40 a.m., 2:10, 4:40, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Tues.-Thurs., 2:20, 5, 7:40, Inside the Mall (310)289-4262 7:10, 9:40 p.m. 11:30 a.m., 2:15, 5:10, 8:05, Lassie Fri.-Mon., 11 a.m., 1:30, Ricky Bobby 2:20, 4:50, 8:10, 10:25 p.m. Beerfest 11:50 a.m., 2:30, 5:10, 10:50 p.m.; Mon., 11:30 a.m., 4:10 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 1:30, 10:50 p.m. Beerfest Fri.-Sun., 12:45, 3:30, 7:50, 10:30 p.m. 2:15, 5:10, 8:05, 10:40 p.m.; 4:10 p.m. Quinceanera Fri.-Tues., 1:45, 6:25, 9:10, 11:45 p.m.; Mon., How to Eat Fried Worms 12:10, Tues.-Thurs., 2:10, 4:50, 7:30, The Wicker Man 1, 3:40, 6:20, 9 4:45, 7:45, 9:55 p.m. 12:45, 3:30, 6:25, 9:10 p.m.; 4:40, 9:10 p.m. 10:10 p.m. p.m. Little Miss Sunshine Fri.-Mon., Tues.-Thurs., 1, 3:30, 6:25, Idlewild 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:20 Beerfest Fri.-Mon., 10:50 a.m., Beerfest Fri.-Mon., 11:35 a.m., 12:15, 1:30, 2:25, 4:30, 5:25, 7:30, 9:10 p.m. p.m. 1:50, 4:50, 7:45, 10:35 p.m.; 2:20, 5:05, 7:50, 10:35 p.m.; 8:25, 9:50, 10:45 p.m.; Tues., Idlewild Fri.-Sun., 11:05 a.m., The Illusionist 12 noon, 2:30, 5, Tues.-Thurs., 1:55, 4:45, 7:40, Tues.-Thurs., 2:20, 5:05, 7:50 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 9:50 p.m.; Wed., 2, 4:45, 7:50, 10:45 p.m.; Mon., 7:30, 10:10 p.m. 10:20 p.m. p.m. 12:15, 1:30, 2:25, 4:30, 5:25, 7:30, 11:05 a.m., 2, 4:45, 7:50, 10:30 Snakes on a Plane 12:20, 3, 5:30, How to Eat Fried Worms Fri.-

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Mon., 12:40, 3 p.m.; Tues.- How to Eat Fried Worms Fri.- LAEMMLE’S SUNSET 5 8000 MANN NATIONAL 10925 REGENT SHOWCASE 614 Thurs., 12:30, 2:50 p.m. Mon., 10:40 a.m., 12:50, 3:50, Sunset Blvd. (323)848-3500 Lindbrook Drive (310)208- North LaBrea and Melrose Idlewild Fri.-Sun., 10:25 a.m., 5:50, 7:50 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., Princesas 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:45 p.m. 1:25, 4:25, 7:30, 10:40 p.m.; 12:50, 3:50, 5:50, 7:50 p.m. 4366 (323)934-2944 Factotum 12 noon, 2:25, 4:50, Crank Fri.-Sat., 12:20, 2:30, 4:50, Queens (Reinas) Fri., 5, 7:30, Mon., 10:25 a.m., 1:25, 4:25, Idlewild Fri.-Sun., 10:30, 11:15 7:15, 9:40 p.m. 7:30, 10:25 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., a.m., 1:25, 2:10, 4:15, 4:55, 7:25, 7:20, 9:30, 11:45 p.m.; Sun.- 10 p.m.; Sat.-Mon., 2:30, 5, Half Nelson 11:30 a.m., 2:10, Thurs., 12:20, 2:30, 4:50, 7:20, 7:30, 10 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 5, 1:35, 4:35, 7:35, 10:25 p.m. 8:05, 10:10, 10:45 p.m.; Mon., 4:50, 7:30, 10:10 p.m. Invincible Fri.-Sun., 11:25 a.m., 10:30, 11:15 a.m., 1:25, 2:10, 9:30 p.m. 7:30, 10 p.m. Surf School 12:45, 3:05, 5:25, MANN VILLAGE 961 Broxton SILENT MOVIE THEATRE 2:05, 5:05, 8:10, 10:55 p.m.; 4:15, 4:55, 7:25, 8:05, 10:10 p.m.; 7:45, 10 p.m. Mon., 11:25 a.m., 2:05, 5:05, Tues.-Thurs., 1:25, 2:10, 4:15, All About My Mother (Todo sobre Avenue (310)208-5576 611 North Fairfax Avenue 8:10, 10:40 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 4:55, 7:25, 8:05, 10:10 p.m. mi madre) Fri., 2, 4:35, 7:15, Beerfest 1, 4, 7, 9:50 p.m. (323)655-2520 2:35, 5:15, 8, 10:30 p.m. Invincible Fri.-Sun., 10:35 a.m., 9:50, 11:30 p.m.; Sat.-Thurs., NEW BEVERLY CINEMA Has been playing films Accepted Fri.-Mon., 10 a.m., 12:55, 3:20, 5:45, 8:20, 10:45 11:30 a.m., 2, 4:35, 7:15, 9:50 7165 Beverly Boulevard Mondays only. 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20 p.m.; Mon., 10:35 a.m., 12:55, p.m. p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:20, 5:05, 3:20, 5:45, 8:10, 10:30 p.m.; (323)938-4038 THE BRIDGE: CINEMA 7:35, 10 p.m. Tues.-Thurs., 12:05, 2:35, 5, 7:20, LANDMARK REGENT 1045 Singin’ in the Rain (1952) Fri., DE LUX 6081 Center Drive The Illusionist Fri.-Mon., 10:20 10:30 p.m. Broxton Avenue, between 7:30 p.m.; Sat., 3:15, 7:30 p.m. (310)568-3375 a.m., 1:05, 4:05, 7, 9:55 p.m.; Accepted 12:10, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, Weyburn & Kinross in NUART THEATRE 11272 Crank Fri.-Sat., 1, 3:15, 5:30, Tues.-Thurs., 1:30, 4:20, 7:05, 9:40 p.m. Westwood (310)281-8223 Santa Monica Blvd. (310)281- 7:45, 10 p.m., 12:15 a.m.; 9:55 p.m. Snakes on a Plane Fri.-Sun., Invincible 12 noon, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 8223 Sun.-Thurs., 1, 3:15, 5:30, Snakes on a Plane Fri.-Sun., 10:50 a.m., 1:50, 4:40, 7:35, 10:25 7:45, 10 p.m. 10 p.m. This Film Is Not Yet Rated Fri., 5, 10:10 a.m., 5:20, 8, 10:45 p.m.; Mon., 10:50 a.m., 1:50, 4:40, Crossover Fri.-Sat., 12:25, LOS ANGELES COUNTY 7:30, 10 p.m.; Sat.-Mon., 12 noon, p.m.; Mon., 10:10 a.m., 5:20, 8, 7:35, 10:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:45, 5:05, 7:25, 9:15, 9:45, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 p.m.; Tues.- 10:30 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 5:10, 1:50, 4:40, 7:35, 10:15 p.m. MUSEUM OF ART - BING 11:30 p.m., 12:15 a.m.; Sun.- Thurs., 5, 7:30, 10 p.m. 7:50, 10:20 p.m. Pulse Fri.-Sun., 10:15 a.m., 2:55, THEATER 5905 Wilshire Thurs., 12:25, 2:45, 5:05, 7:25, The Rocky Horror Picture Show Step Up Fri.-Mon., 11 a.m., 8:10 p.m.; Mon., 10:15 a.m., 2:55, 9:15, 9:45 p.m. Boulevard (323)857-6010 Sat., 11:55 p.m. 1:40, 4:20, 7:10, 9:50 p.m.; 7:40 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:55, Idiocracy Fri.-Sat., 12:45, 3, Call theater for schedule. Plan 9 From Outer Space Fri., Tues.-Thurs., 2:15, 4:55, 7:45, 7:40 p.m. 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 p.m., 12 mid.; LOS FELIZ 3 1822 Vermont 11:55 p.m. 10:15 p.m. Step Up Fri.-Mon., 10:20 a.m., Sun.-Thurs., 12:45, 3, 5:15, World Trade Center Fri.-Sun., 2:50, 5:25, 8, 10:35 p.m.; Tues.- Avenue (323)664-2169 PACIFIC’S THE GROVE 7:30, 9:45 p.m. 10 a.m., 1, 4:10, 7:20, 10:35 Thurs., 2:50, 5:25, 7:55, 10:20 Quinceanera 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 p.m. STADIUM 14 189 The Grove The Wicker Man Fri.-Sat., 12 p.m.; Mon., 10 a.m., 1, 4:10, p.m. Little Miss Sunshine 2, 4:30, 7, Drive, 3rd & Fairfax (323)692- noon, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40 9:30 p.m. 7:20, 10:20 p.m.; Tues., 12:50, World Trade Center Fri.-Mon., 0829 p.m., 12:15 a.m.; Sun.-Thurs., 7:15 p.m.; Wed.-Thurs., 12:50, 10:20 a.m., 1, 4:05, 7:05, 9:55 Who Killed the Electric Car? 2, Crank Fri.-Sun., 11:50 a.m., 2:30, 12 noon, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40 4, 7:15, 10:10 p.m. p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 1, 4:05, 7:05, 4:30, 7, 9:30 p.m. 5, 7:25, 9:45 p.m., 12:05 a.m.; p.m. Talladega Nights: The Ballad 9:55 p.m. MAJESTIC CREST Westwood Mon.-Thurs., 11:50 a.m., 2:30, 5, Beerfest Fri.-Sat., 12 noon, of Ricky Bobby Fri.-Mon., Barnyard: The Original Party & Wilshire Boulevards 7:25, 9:45 p.m. 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20 p.m., 10:40 a.m., 1:30, 4:30, 7:25, Animals Fri.-Mon., 11 a.m., 1:10, (310)474-7866 Crossover Fri.-Sun., 11:30 a.m., 12:35 a.m.; Sun.-Thurs., 12 10:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 1:40, 3:25, 5:35, 7:55, 10 p.m.; Tues.- Little Miss Sunshine 1, 3, 5:15, 2, 4:40, 7:20, 9:50 p.m., 12:15 noon, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20 4:25, 7:20, 10:05 p.m. Thurs., 1:10, 3:25, 5:35, 7:55, 10 7:30, 9:45 p.m. a.m.; Mon.-Thurs., 11:30 a.m., 2, p.m. Little Miss Sunshine Fri.-Mon., p.m. 4:40, 7:20, 9:50 p.m. How to Eat Fried Worms 12 10:35 a.m., 1:15, 4:15, 7:05, 10 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead MANN BEVERLY CENTER 13 The Wicker Man Fri.-Sun., 11:55 noon, 6:15 p.m. p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 1:50, 4:30, Man’s Chest 12:40, 9:50 p.m. 8522 Beverly Boulevard, Suite a.m., 2:50, 5:35, 8:20, 11:10 p.m.; Idlewild 9:50 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., 7:10, 9:50 p.m. IMAX - CALIFORNIA 835 (310)652-7760 - Mon.-Thurs., 11:55 a.m., 2:50, 1:20, 4:10, 7 p.m., 12:25 Pirates of the Caribbean: SCIENCE CENTER 700 State Idiocracy 1:50, 3:50, 5:50, 7:50, 5:35, 8:20, 10:50 p.m. a.m. Director’s Hall;Reserved Dead Man’s Chest Fri.-Sun., 10 p.m. Beerfest Fri.-Sun., 11:35 a.m., Seating; Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m., 12 noon, 3:40, 7:15, 10:45 Drive (213)744-7400 How to Eat Fried Worms 12:30, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30, 10:20 p.m.; Deep Sea 3D 10:30 a.m., 12:30, 2:30, 5:30, 8:20, 11:15 p.m.; Mon.- p.m.; Mon., 12 noon, 3:40, 2:30, 4:40, 6:50, 9 p.m. Sun.-Thurs., 1:20, 4:10, 7 2:30, 4:30 p.m. Thurs., 11:35 a.m., 2:30, 5:30, 7:15, 10:35 p.m.; Tues., 3:40, Material Girls 12:20, 2:40, 5 p.m. p.m. Director’s Hall;Reserved Fighter Pilot: Operation Red Flag 8:15, 11 p.m. 10:30 p.m.; Wed., 12:25, 3:40, Pulse 7:20, 9:30 p.m. Seating; Mon.-Thurs., 1:50, Fri., 11:30 a.m., 1:30, 3:30 p.m.; Idlewild 10:30 a.m., 1:25, 4:30, 7, 10:35 p.m. Zoom 1, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:30 4:40, 7:30, 10:20 p.m. Sat.-Sun., 11:30 a.m., 1:30, 3:30, 7:30, 10:35 p.m. Thurs., 12:25, 3:40, 10:30 p.m. p.m. Invincible Fri.-Sat., 12:05, 5:30 p.m. Invincible 11:15 a.m., 2:05, 4:50, AMC MAGIC JOHNSON Barnyard: The Original Party 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 10:05 p.m., LAEMMLE’S FAIRFAX 7907 7:40, 10:25 p.m. CRENSHAW 15 4020 Animals 12:40, 2:30, 4:50, 7, 9 Accepted Fri.-Sun., 11:10 a.m., 12:30 a.m.; Sun.-Thurs., 12:05, Beverly Boulevard (323)655- p.m. 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 10:05 p.m. Marlton Ave. (323)290-5900 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:30 p.m., 12 4010 The Descent 1:40, 4:10, 6:50, mid.; Mon.-Tues., 11:10 a.m., Accepted Fri.-Sat., 12:15, 2:35, 703 Another Gay Movie 2:45, 5:15, 9:10 p.m. 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:30 p.m.; Wed., 4:55, 7:15, 9:45 p.m., 12 mid.; Crank Fri.-Sun., 11:05 a.m., 7:40, 10 p.m. The Ant Bully 12:40, 2:50, 5:10, 11:10 a.m., 1:45, 4:25, 10:30 p.m.; Sun.-Thurs., 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 1:05, 3:35, 5:55, 8:15, 10:30 A Scanner Darkly 4:50, 9:40 p.m. 7:10, 9:20 p.m. Thurs., 11:10 a.m., 1:45, 4:25, 7:15, 9:45 p.m. p.m.; Mon., 11:05 a.m., 1:05, Who Killed the Electric Car? John Tucker Must Die 1, 3, 5:20, 7:05, 9:30 p.m. The Illusionist Fri.-Sat., 11:45 3:35, 5:55, 8:15, 10:20 p.m.; 2:30, 7:20 p.m. 7:30, 9:40 p.m. The Illusionist Fri.-Sun., 11:30 a.m., 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45 Tues.-Thurs., 1:05, 3:35, 5:55, An Inconvenient Truth 2:35, 5, Miami Vice 12:30, 3:20, 6:30, 9:20 a.m., 2:25, 5:05, 7:55, 11 p.m.; p.m., 12:15 a.m.; Sun.-Thurs., 8:15, 10:20 p.m. 7:30, 9:55 p.m. p.m. Mon.-Thurs., 11:30 a.m., 2:25, 11:45 a.m., 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, Crossover Fri.-Sun., 10:45, Scoop 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50 5:05, 7:55, 10:40 p.m. 9:45 p.m. 11:30 a.m., 12:15, 1:15, 2, LAEMMLE’S GRANDE 4- p.m. Snakes on a Plane Fri.-Sun., Snakes on a Plane 1:40, 4:40, 2:45, 3:45, 4:30, 5:15, 6:25, 7, PLEX 345 South Figueroa Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead 11:45 a.m., 2:40, 5:40, 8:30, 11:20 7:40, 10:20 p.m. 7:45, 9, 9:30, 10:15 p.m.; Mon., Street (213)617-0268 Man’s Chest 12:50, 1:40, 4, 5, p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., 11:45 a.m., Step Up Fri.-Sat., 11 a.m., 1:40, 10:45, 11:30 a.m., 12:15, 1:15, Beerfest Fri., 4:15, 7, 9:40 p.m.; 7:20, 8:10 p.m. 2:40, 5:40, 8:25, 11 p.m. 4:20, 7:10, 9:45 p.m., 12:10 2, 2:45, 3:45, 4:30, 5:15, 6:25, Sat.-Mon., 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:40 Cars 12:50, 3:30, 6:30, 9:10 p.m. Step Up 11:05 a.m., 1:45, 4:35, a.m.; Sun., 11 a.m., 1:40, 4:20, 7, 7:45, 9, 9:30 p.m.; Tues.- p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 5:30, 8:10 p.m.; MANN BRUIN 948 Broxton 7:35, 10:20 p.m. 7:10, 9:45 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., Thurs., 12:15, 1:15, 2, 2:45, Thurs., 5:30 p.m. World Trade Center Fri.-Sun., 1:40, 4:20, 7:10, 9:45 p.m. 3:45, 4:30, 5:15, 6:25, 7, 7:45, Avenue (310)208-8998 Quinceanera Fri., 5:20, 7:40, 9:55 10:35 a.m., 1:35, 4:40, 7:55, 11:05 World Trade Center 1:30, 4:30, 9, 9:30 p.m. The Wicker Man Fri.-Sat., 11:30 p.m.; Sat.-Mon., 12:40, 3, 5:20, p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., 10:35 a.m., 7:30, 10:20 p.m. The Wicker Man Fri.-Sun., a.m., 2, 4:40, 7:10, 9:40 p.m., 7:40, 9:55 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 1:35, 4:40, 7:55, 10:55 p.m. Barnyard: The Original Party 10:25 a.m., 12:45, 3:05, 5:40, 12:10 a.m.; Sun.-Thurs., 11:30 5:50, 8:20 p.m. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Animals 12 noon, 2:20, 4:40, 8:10, 10:40 p.m.; Mon., 10:25 a.m., 2, 4:40, 7:10, 9:40 p.m. Little Miss Sunshine Fri., 5, 7:25, Ricky Bobby 11:05 a.m., 1:50, 7 p.m. a.m., 12:45, 3:05, 5:40, 8:05, MANN FESTIVAL 1 10887 9:50 p.m.; Sat.-Mon., 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:45, 10:30 p.m. Talladega Nights: The Ballad 10:25 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 5, 7:25, 9:50 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., Lindbrook Avenue (310)248- Little Miss Sunshine 11:25 a.m., of Ricky Bobby 12 noon, 12:45, 3:05, 5:40, 8:05, 10:25 5:40, 8 p.m. 6266 2:20, 5:20, 8:10, 10:55 p.m. 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20 p.m. p.m. Four Eyed Monsters Thurs., 8:30 Snakes on a Plane 11:50 a.m., The Devil Wears Prada 11:25 The Ant Bully: An IMAX 3D Beerfest Fri.-Sun., 12:20, p.m. 2:20, 5, 7:30, 10 p.m. a.m., 2:10, 5:10, 8, 10:45 p.m. Experience Fri.-Sun., 10:45 5:10, 10:20 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., a.m., 12:45, 2:45 p.m.; Mon.- 12:20, 5:10, 9:45 p.m. Thurs., 12:45, 2:45 p.m.

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Little Miss Sunshine Fri.-Sat., 8:30, 10:50 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., Mon.-Thurs., 1:10, 4:20, 7:15, Thurs., 2:10, 4:30, 7, 9:40 p.m. 4:50, 7:15, 9:40 p.m. 11:15 a.m., 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9, 1:05, 3:15, 5:45, 8:30 p.m. 10:15 p.m. Snakes on a Plane Fri.-Mon., Beerfest 11:55 a.m., 2:30, 5, 11:30 p.m.; Sun., 11:15 a.m., The Wicker Man Fri.-Sun., 12:10, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of 11:35 a.m., 2:20, 5:10, 7:30, 10:10 7:45, 10:15 p.m. 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9 p.m.; Mon.- 2:30, 5:15, 8, 10:40 p.m.; Mon., Ricky Bobby Fri.-Sun., 11:35 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:15, 4:55, Invincible 11:30 a.m., 2, 4:30, Thurs., 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9 p.m. 12:10, 2:30, 5:15, 8 p.m.; Tues.- a.m., 2:25, 5:05, 7:45, 10:35 p.m.; 7:15, 9:50 p.m. 7:05, 9:30 p.m. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Thurs., 2:30, 5:15, 8 p.m. Mon., 11:35 a.m., 2:25, 5:05, 7:45, Step Up Fri.-Mon., 11:45 a.m., The Quiet 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, Man’s Chest Fri.-Sat., 2:15, Beerfest Fri.-Sun., 1:15, 4:20, 10:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:25, 2:30, 5, 7:50, 10:20 p.m.; Tues.- 7:10, 9:25 p.m. 8:30, 11:45 p.m.; Sun.-Thurs., 7:20, 10:05 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., 5:05, 7:45, 10:15 p.m. Thurs., 2:20, 5, 7:40, 10:10 p.m. Accepted 11:50 a.m., 2:15, 4:45, 2:15, 8:30 p.m. 1:15, 4:20, 7:20 p.m. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Barnyard: The Original Party 6:55, 9:15 p.m. Superman Returns: An IMAX Invincible Fri.-Sun., 12 noon, Man’s Chest Fri.-Sun., 12:30, Animals Fri.-Mon., 11:55 a.m., The Illusionist 11:20 a.m., 1:50, 3D Experience Fri.-Sat., 5, 8, 2:45, 5:30, 8:15, 10:45 p.m.; Mon., 3:40, 7:10, 10:40 p.m.; Mon.- 2:40, 5:20, 7:40, 9:50 p.m.; Tues.- 4:25, 7, 9:35 p.m. 11 p.m.; Sun.-Thurs., 5, 8 p.m. 12 noon, 2:45, 5:30, 8:15 p.m.; Thurs., 12:30, 3:40, 7:10, 10:30 Thurs., 2:30, 4:50, 7:20, 9:35 p.m. World Trade Center 1:25, 4:20, UNIVERSITY VILLAGE Tues.-Thurs., 2:45, 5:30, 8:15 p.m. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of 7:15, 10:05 p.m. 3 3323 South Hoover p.m. REGENCY ACADEMY Ricky Bobby Fri.-Mon., 11:20 Talladega Nights: The Ballad of World Trade Center Fri.-Sun., CINEMAS 1003 East a.m., 2:10, 4:45, 7:25, 10 p.m.; Ricky Bobby 11:25 a.m., 1:55, (213)748-6321 1, 4:15, 7:15, 10:10 p.m.; Mon.- Tues.-Thurs., 2, 4:40, 7:30, 10:05 4:40, 7:20, 9:45 p.m. Crank Fri.-Sat., 12:15, 2:15, Thurs., 1, 4:15, 7:15 p.m. Colorado Boulevard (626)229- p.m. Quinceanera 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 4:15, 6:15, 8:15, 10:15 p.m., Barnyard: The Original Party 9400 AERO THEATRE 1328 7:40, 9:50 p.m. 12:15 a.m.; Sun.-Thurs., 12:15, Animals Fri.-Sun., 12:05, 2:15, The Boynton Beach Club Fri., Montana Avenue (323)466- Little Miss Sunshine 12:05, 2:15, 4:15, 6:15, 8:15, 10:15 4:30, 7, 9:30 p.m.; Mon., 12:05, 3 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 12:30, 3 p.m.; 2:35, 4:55, 7:25, 10 p.m. p.m. FILM 2:15, 4:30, 7 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., Mon.-Thurs., 3 p.m. CENTURY STADIUM 16 The Wicker Man Fri.-Sat., 12 The Bad and the Beautiful Sat., 2:15, 4:30, 7 p.m. The Night Listener 7:20, 9:55 2875 Elba Street (805)644- noon, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 p.m., Talladega Nights: The Ballad of p.m. 7:30 p.m. 12:15 a.m.; Sun.-Thurs., 12 Ricky Bobby Fri.-Sun., 11:30 Scoop Fri., 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30 An American in Paris (1951) Fri., 5666 noon, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 p.m. a.m., 2, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15 p.m.; p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:30 p.m. Crank 11:35 a.m., 1:40, 3:45, Invincible 11:30 a.m., 2, 4:30, 7, Mon., 11:30 a.m., 2, 4:45, 7:30 7:15, 9:30 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) Sun., 5:50, 7:55, 10 p.m. 9:30 p.m. p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2, 4:45, 7:30 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30 p.m. 7:30 p.m. Crossover 11:55 a.m., 2:20, Shallow Grave Fri.-Sat., 12 mid. p.m. A Scanner Darkly 5:15, 7:30, 9:50 Bring Me the Head of Alfredo 4:35, 7, 9:20 p.m. VINE 6321 Hollywood Blvd. Little Miss Sunshine Fri.-Sun., p.m. Garcia Thurs., 7:30 p.m. The Wicker Man 12:45, 3:10, (323)463-6819 11:40 a.m., 2:20, 5, 7:45, 10:20 The Devil Wears Prada Fri., 2:30, Madame Bovary Wed., 7:30 p.m. 5:35, 8, 10:25 p.m. Beerfest 11:40 a.m., 2:15, 4:40, The Devil Wears Prada 2:45, p.m.; Mon., 11:40 a.m., 2:20, 5, 4:45, 7, 9:15 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., LAEMMLE’S MONICA 7:30, 10:30 p.m. 7:25 p.m. 7:45 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:20, 5, 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15 p.m.; FOURPLEX 1332 2nd Street How to Eat Fried Worms Fri., The Da Vinci Code 4:45, 9:25 7:45 p.m. Mon.-Thurs., 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15 (310)394-9741 p.m. 11:40 a.m., 2:15, 4:40, 7:30, p.m. PACIFIC PASEO STADIUM Trust the Man 1:45, 7 p.m. Who Killed the Electric Car? Fri., 10:30 p.m.; Sat.-Thurs., 11:25 VISTA 4473 Sunset 14 336 East Colorado The Quiet 4:20, 9:35 p.m. 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10 p.m.; Sat.- a.m., 1:30, 3:35, 5:40, 7:50, Half Nelson 11:30 a.m., 2:05, Boulevard at Hollywood Boulevard (626)568-8888 Sun., 1:15, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10 10:05 p.m. 4:40, 7:20, 9:55 p.m. (323)660-6639 Crank Fri.-Sun., 1, 3:30, 5:55, p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., 3:15, 5:30, Idlewild 1:20, 4:25, 7:15, 10 p.m. Quinceanera 1, 3:15, 5:30, 7:50, The Illusionist Fri., 4:30, 7, 9:30 8:20, 10:45 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., 1, 7:45, 10 p.m. Invincible 12:15, 2:45, 4:15, 10:10 p.m. p.m.; Sat.-Mon., 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 3:30, 5:55, 8:15, 10:35 p.m. A Prairie Home Companion Fri., 5:15, 6:45, 7:45, 9:15, 10:15 Little Miss Sunshine 12 noon, p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 4:30, 7, 9:30 Crossover Fri.-Sun., 12:35, 3, 2:20, 4:55 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 12 p.m. 2:30, 5:05, 7:40, 10:10 p.m. p.m. 5:30, 8, 10:30 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., noon, 2:20, 4:55 p.m.; Mon.- Accepted 12:20, 2:40, 5:05, An Inconvenient Truth Sat.-Mon., 12:35, 3, 5:30, 8, 10:20 p.m. Thurs., 2:20, 4:55 p.m. 7:35, 9:55 p.m. WESTSIDE PAVILION 11 a.m. Idiocracy Fri.-Sun., 12:50, 3:15, The Celestine Prophecy Fri., The Illusionist 11:45 a.m., 2:15, CINEMAS 10800 Pico Blvd. The Celestine Prophecy Sat.- 5:35, 7:50, 10:20 p.m.; Mon.- 3:05, 5:20, 7:40, 9:55 p.m.; Sat.- 4:45, 7:20, 9:50 p.m. Mon., 11 a.m. at Overland Ave (310)281- Thurs., 12:50, 3:15, 5:35, 7:50, Sun., 12:45, 3:05, 5:20, 7:40, 9:55 Snakes on a Plane 12:30, 2:50, 8223 10:05 p.m. p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., 3:05, 5:20, MANN CRITERION 1313 5:20, 7:40, 10:10 p.m. Lassie 11:15 a.m., 1:45, 4, 6:30, The Wicker Man Fri.-Sun., 11:30 7:40, 9:55 p.m. Third Street Promenade Step Up 11:20 a.m., 1:45 p.m. 9 p.m. a.m., 2:10, 5, 7:30, 10:10 p.m.; (310)395-1599 World Trade Center 1:10, 4:05, Trust the Man 11:30 a.m., 2, Mon., 11:30 a.m., 2:10, 5, 7:30, Crank 12:40, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:50 6:55, 9:45 p.m. 4:30, 7, 9:30 p.m. 10:05 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:10, 5, SANTA MONICA p.m. Barnyard: The Original Party The Boynton Beach Club 11 7:30, 10:05 p.m. Idiocracy 12:10, 2:20, 4:40, 7:10, Animals 11:30 a.m., 1:40, 3:50, a.m., 1:30, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15 p.m. Beerfest Fri.-Sun., 11:40 a.m., 6, 8:10, 10:15 p.m. AMC LOEWS BROADWAY 9:20 p.m. Scoop 11:45 a.m., 2:15, 4:45, 2:20, 5, 7:40, 10:40 p.m.; Mon., The Wicker Man 12 noon, 2:30, 5, Talladega Nights: The Ballad 7:15, 9:45 p.m. 11:40 a.m., 2:20, 5, 7:40, 10:25 4 1441 3rd St. Promenade 7:30, 10:10 p.m. of Ricky Bobby 12 noon, 2:35, p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:20, 5, 7:40, (310)458-1506 706 How to Eat Fried Worms 12:20, 5:10, 7:45, 10:30 p.m. 10:25 p.m. Beerfest Fri.-Sun., 11:30 a.m., 2, 2:40, 4:50, 7 p.m. Little Miss Sunshine 11:25 PASADENA How to Eat Fried Worms Fri.- 4:30, 7:15, 10 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., World Trade Center 12:30, 3:30, a.m., 1:50, 4:30, 7:05, 9:40 p.m. Sun., 12:15, 2:30, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30 1:15, 4, 7:20, 9:50 p.m. 6:30, 9:30 p.m. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead p.m.; Mon., 12:15, 2:30, 4:40, Idlewild Fri.-Sun., 11:20 a.m., The Descent 9:30 p.m. Man’s Chest 12:25, 3:40, 7:10, LAEMMLE’S PLAYHOUSE 7:05, 9:20 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:10, 4:50, 7:30, 10:15 p.m.; Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead 10:20 p.m. 7 673 East Colorado 2:30, 4:40, 7:05, 9:20 p.m. Mon.-Thurs., 1, 3:45, 7, 9:45 p.m. Man’s Chest 11:50 a.m., 3:20, REGENCY Boulevard (626)844-6500 Idlewild Fri.-Sun., 1:25, 4:20, 7:20, Scoop Fri.-Sun., 11:40 a.m., 2:30, 6:40, 10 p.m. BUENAVENTURA 1440 10:15 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., 1:25, Trust the Man 11:30 a.m., 2, 4:45, 7, 9:45 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., 4:20, 7:20, 10:10 p.m. NUWILSHIRE 1314 Wilshire Eastman Avenue (805)658- 4:40, 7:20, 9:55 p.m. 1:40, 4:15, 7:15, 9:30 p.m. Invincible Fri.-Sun., 1:40, 4:30, Blvd. (310)281-8223 6544 The Quiet 12 noon, 2:30, 4:50, The Devil Wears Prada Fri.-Sun., 7:20, 10:05 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., Factotum Fri.-Mon., 11:15 a.m., 2, Monster House 11:30 a.m., 7:30, 10 p.m. 11:50 a.m., 3, 5:30, 8, 10:30 p.m.; 1:40, 4:30, 7:20, 9:45 p.m. 4:45, 7:30, 10 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 1:45, 4, 6:45, 9 p.m. Factotum 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, Mon.-Thurs., 1:30, 4:20, 7:30, 10 Accepted Fri.-Sun., 12:05, 2:35, 2, 4:45, 7:30, 10 p.m.; Thurs., 2, My Super Ex-Girlfriend Fri.- 7:50, 10:10 p.m. p.m.; Tues., 11 a.m. 4:55, 7:25, 9:55 p.m.; Mon., 12:05, 4:45, 10 p.m. Wed., 5:15, 7:35, 9:50 p.m.; The Illusionist 11:15 a.m., 1:50, 2:35, 4:55, 7:25, 9:45 p.m.; Tues.- AMC SANTA MONICA 7 3rd The Illusionist Fri.-Mon., 11 a.m., Thurs., 5:15, 9:50 p.m. 4:30, 7:10, 9:50 p.m. Thurs., 2:35, 4:55, 7:25, 9:45 p.m. St. at Arizona (310)289-4AMC 1:40, 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 p.m.; Tues.- Little Man 12 noon, 2:15, 4:30, Half Nelson 11:15 a.m., 1:45, Snakes on a Plane Fri.-Sun., 12 Crossover Fri.-Sat., 11:40 a.m., Thurs., 1:40, 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 p.m. 7:15, 9:30 p.m. 4:20, 7, 9:40 p.m. noon, 2:45, 5:25, 8:10, 10:55 p.m.; 2, 4:30, 7, 9:20, 11:30 p.m.; Sun.- The Devil Wears Prada 12:15, Quinceanera 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, Mon., 12 noon, 2:40, 5:25, 8:05, Mon., 11:40 a.m., 2, 4:30, 7, 9:20 2:30, 5, 7:45, 10 p.m. 8, 10:15 p.m. 10:35 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:40, p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 2:40, 5:20, Click 11:45 a.m., 4:45, 9:55 p.m. Little Miss Sunshine 11:45 VENTURA 5:25, 8:05, 10:35 p.m. 7:50, 10:15 p.m. The Lake House 2, 7:30 p.m. a.m., 2:20, 5, 7:40, 10:15 p.m. Step Up Fri.-Sun., 1:45, 4:15, Invincible Fri.-Mon., 11:50 a.m., Nacho Libre 12:30, 2:45 p.m. PACIFIC HASTINGS 8 7, 9:45 p.m.; Mon.-Thurs., 1:45, 2:50, 5:30, 8, 10:40 p.m.; Tues.- CENTURY DOWNTOWN Cars 1, 3:45, 7, 9:40 p.m. 355 North Rosemead Blvd 4:15, 7, 9:35 p.m. Thurs., 1:50, 4:20, 7:10, 10 p.m. 10 555 East Main Street Rocky Thurs., 7:30 p.m. Accepted Fri.-Mon., 11:30 a.m., (626)568-8888 World Trade Center Fri.-Sun., (805)641-6500 1:10, 4:20, 7:15, 10:20 p.m.; 1:50, 4:20, 7:10, 9:30 p.m.; Tues.- Crank Fri.-Sun., 1:05, 3:15, 5:45, The Wicker Man 12 noon, 2:25,

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Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) You’ve been looking for your favorite belt for two weeks now. And, to be honest, we know where it is. But we have decided it should remain hidden from you until after your big date this weekend. Our psychic sensors tell us that if you find it, you’ll wear it, and we don’t want your outfit to call any more attention to your hips than necessary. It’s for your own good.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Have you noticed how you always seem to know when food is ready to come out of the microwave? …How you always seem to sense when the commercials are over during your favorite shows? And, how you often have an uncanny feeling your cell phone is going to ring, and then it DOES ring some time within the next half hour? Has it occurred to you that you could be clairvoyant? If you’re interested in pursuing a career in psychic astrology, Lady Katsura and Suki Yaki are interviewing for a psychic intern. Duties would involve photocopying, making coffee, script coverage, and trips to the cleaners. There is no pay, but you can get college credit.

Pisces (February 19- March 19) We may have made a slight miscalculation. Your girlfriend’s moody phase hasn’t ended quite yet. If the coffee cup she will soon throw at you hits you in the Adam’s apple (as we fear it might), DO NOT gasp for air and crawl around the back yard like that other time. She hates it when men cry, and the sight of you weeping in the fetal position again will probably push her over the edge.

Aries (March 20 – April 19) There is no shame in loving yourself. Take yourself out to dinner again tonight but choose a fancy restaurant Skinny Panda by Phil Cho this time. Never mind if people stare at you. Just keep talking to your imaginary friend, and keep filling her wine glass. When the waiter asks if you want a third bottle, laugh heartily and say, “I think we’ve both had enough for tonight!”

Taurus (April 20- May 20) Every once in a while, there comes a time when you must take off the kid gloves and kick some ass. The next time someone cuts in line at the bank, grab one of those pens on those little chains and… well, maybe on second thought, just sigh really loudly and mutter something under your breath.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) ©2006 Entertainment Today It’s a scientific fact: people are more likely to offer you sex when you’re unavailable. If you can manage it, convince someone better looking than you to pose as your significant other when you go clubbing this weekend. You’ll not only get laid, you’ll get a free breakfast the next morning.

Cancer (June 21 – July 20) You’re especially compatible with Sagittarius and Taurus this week. If any other people try to talk to you, just ignore them. You don’t have time to waste. The Hot Zone by Mark Darcourt

Leo (July 21 – August 20) Our psychic sensors tell us your next relationship will be lasting and rewarding, but ONLY if you make it through the first week. If marriage is your aim, please do not commit any of your usual early courtship errors. Do not complain you don’t spend enough time together on your second date. Do not call your mother and push the phone at him after an introduction like “I think this is the one.” And whatever you do, DO NOT bring your stuffed animals anywhere near his apartment until you’ve got a ring on your finger and you’ve been taken house shopping at least twice.

Virgo (August 21 – September 20) Your couch doesn’t match your lamp shades and your curtains do not match your carpet. We weren’t going to say anything, but we just can’t bear it any longer. Have some mercy on those of us who aren’t color blind and hire a decorator and a new hair stylist, please.

Libra (September 21 – October 22) You’ve always done your best work in front of an audience. So, when you get in the elevator after work on Monday, belt out “I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues” by Elton John and don’t stop until you’ve seen every floor of the high-rise at least six times. If you do this once a day for the next two months, you’ll get that recording contract you’ve always wanted. But don’t sing the same song every day. On Fridays, change things up and sing “Another One Bites the Dust.”

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) It’s good that you’ve decided to try a new brand of gum. Yes, it’s minty-fresh and it yes it’s conveniently NIRVANA by Annie Rollins packaged, but no it’s not a substitute for brushing your teeth. In fact, we just got off the phone with your dentist and she said all that extra sugar makes it even more imperative that you brush three times a day.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) We don’t mind that you sometimes pee in the shower at home, but please, stop doing it at the gym. Our psychic sensors tell us that you will soon be reported to management and have your membership card taken away for a month. Wouldn’t that be embarrassing? And with your recent eating habits, we can hardly afford a month without Belly Dancing Aerobics class, can we? P

Psychic Horoscopes by Lady Katsura and Suki Yaki can now be heard on the radio! Tune in to “Harrison on the Edge” on KTLK AM 1150 on Mondays at midnight for the new Psychic Astrology talk segment with host Cary Harrison. “Harrison on the Edge” airs weekdays 10 PM to 1 AM & Saturdays 2 PM to 5 PM • www.goHarrison.com

|30| ENTERTAINMENT TODAY, SEPTEMBER 1-7, 2006 PROFESSOR KLICKBERG’S SUDOKU INSUPERABLE The ultimate logic puzzle CROSSWORD PUZZLE 3 7 9 4 The object of the game is to fill in the blank cells with the 5 6 numbers 1 to 9 such that: 8 1 1) Every row should have the numbers 1 - 9 (in any order). 2 4

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3) Every 3x3 bolded square 1 7 9 4 3 should have 1 - 9 (in any order). 6 5 1 6 8 7 ©2006 Entertainment Today Answers to August 18th sudoku Answers to last weeks puzzle: SUDOKU CONTEST! 7 2 8 6 5 1 4 9 3 First 10 with correct answers will win Knitting Factory tickets and gift certificates. 4 9 1 8 2 3 6 7 5 6 3 5 9 4 7 1 2 8 Send correct answers to: 8 5 9 1 3 2 7 4 6 Entertainment Today 2325 W. Victory Blvd, Suite 5, 3 4 7 5 9 6 8 1 2 Burbank, CA 91506-1226 1 6 2 4 7 8 5 3 9 2 7 6 3 8 4 9 5 1 9 1 4 2 6 5 3 8 7 5 8 3 7 1 9 2 6 4

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Across CROSSWORD CONTEST! 7. This obstreperous actor was said to have been tamed only by director Werner Herzog First 10 with correct answers will win 9. His comic strip, “Little Orphan Annie,” became the source of numerous incarnations in radio, cinema, Knitting Factory tickets and gift certificates. and musical theater 10. Carrie Fisher’s singing mother Send correct answers to: 11. His play, “Hurlyburly,” was turned into a feature film starring Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, and Anna Entertainment Today Paquin 2325 W. Victory Blvd, Suite 5, 12. Leonard Cohen’s “So Long, _____” Burbank, CA 91506-1226 15. “Wake, Rattle, & _____” 18. Daughter of actor Vic Morrow and writer/actress Barbara Turner 20. Author of “The Revolt of the Cockroach People” Answers to last weeks puzzle: 24. Performs the song, “Hurdy Gurdy Man” 26. His book, “House of Leaves,” is considered a cult classic 30. This surrealist artist created “The Little Prince” 31. His humorously macabre characters became fodder for a 1964 television show, a 1991 feature film, and a 1993 sequel 32. “You Can’t Do That on _____”

Down 1. Starring Fred Willard as the bartender, this 80’s TV show utilized Sid & Marty Krofft puppets 2. “This film was more ______than church!” 3. Early 80’s video game being of the adventures of its eponymous title character 4. Geeshie ____ 5. Played the title character of Adrian Lyne’s “Lolita” 6. This endomorphic actor/comedian from North Carolina is one of the “Comedians of Comedy” 8. She’s shot over thirty movies, including: “I Shot Andy Warhol,” “Bamboozled,” and “Personal Velocity” 13. His music became the fulcrum of Fred Wolf’s “The Point” 14. Pulitzer Prize-winning author of “Middlesex” 16. Star of Gus Van Sant’s “Last Days” 17. Czech director who consistently works with stop-animation 19. HORSE the ____

21. His first film was “Three Bewildered People in the Night” ©2006 Entertainment Today 22. “I can’t believe I ate the whole ______.” 23. A timid, spineless person 25. Played Mrs. Roper on TV’s “Three’s Company” HANK OU OR EADING 27. New York artist whose work consists of deconstructed stenciled words, florid wallpaper, and swirls T Y F R of graffiti 28. Beat Happening’s album, “Music to climb the _____ tree by” 29. Starred in Michael Haneke films “Benny’s Video” and “Funny Games” ENTERTAINMENT TODAY

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