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Issue No. 165 May, 2020 To all the mums in the district May your special day be perfect, surrounded by family and spoiled by your children News from the Wallamba Watershed is a Across The Fence May, 2020 - Circulation approx. 1010 - Nabiac, Krambach, Coolongolook & Bunyah New roofs Re-roofing Repairs Ridge capping Re-Pointing WHOLESALE - RETAIL - PORK SPECIALIST Roof ventilators Leaf guard Gutter & valley renewals Traditionally Smoked Ham & Bacon - Bulk & BBQ Packs Suppliers to Clubs, Restaurants & Hotels SPIT HIRE m: 0418 285 951 Phone: (02) 6554 1273 e: [email protected] Glen Rosen 2 Nabiac Street, Nabiac NSW 2312 Editorial. Free Petrol Hi all, A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so Still under lock down and it doesn’t really seem to be getting much he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.’' better. Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner My normal comment at this time is usually about peace for the told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he parents with the kids all back at school, but from what I have heard would get his free sex. from the daughter in law, she has had to virtually go back to school Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.' herself as the way kids are taught now is totally different to what she A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for learnt, so it is a case of the blind leading the blind while she is home another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. schooling the kidlet whilst trying to do her own work. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to We are very fortunate living in the area we are in with all the space guess the correct number. between properties and at least being able to get into yards for fresh Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were air and exercise. I feel for the people in units who are really locked in, close, but no free sex this time.' As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is especially in the massive high rises in Sydney and overseas. No rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all.' getting away from close contacts in those buildings. Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick. My wife won twice Sorry for the delay in delivery this month. Totally me and not being last week.' in the mood to do the paper. May is not a happy time for me. Memories of lost friends and family. Do you need a Justice of the Peace? I was surprised to have so much come in for this month, didn’t think Then contact I would be able to fill the pages, but ended up with reports, albeit a Stuart Weller on 6554 1904 (Nabiac) Ray McDonald, 97 Stevens Close, Wang Wauk on 6550 2216 bit smaller than usual, from most of article submitters and a full issue. Diane Greig, Connect 3 Real Estate, Nabiac on 6554 1330 Watch out for ticks. I have found one, a cattle tick, on Timidthy and Jackie Buckingham, Buckinghams Real Estate, Nabiac on 6554 1107 this is now ideal weather for them to start popping up. Warm after Gordon Foy, 2949 Bucketts Way, Belbora on 6550 2547 or 0417 290 874 rain, along with snakes! Julie Arnoux, 2 Cowper Street, Nabiac on 0434 253 266 I have been trying to get my jungle mown, and glad that the grass has stopped growing a bit, so I can battle on with weed eradication Phone Lyn on 02 6559 1811 Email: [email protected] Production: Lyn Reid and mowing for maybe the last time before winter. Contributions To: The Editor, Across The Fence,1 Barry’s Road, Firefly. Lots of dead trees to lop and cut up for fire wood after they died N.S.W. 2429 or c/- Modern Motors, Nabiac, N.S.W. 2312 - please phone during the drought. Will be really putting my little chain saw through WHEN you have left articles there to be collected Contributions should be submitted - in writing - by the 25th of the month for its paces for a while. Not big enough for really thick things, they can inclusion in the following month’s edition. wait for the kid to come visiting, but great for standard size tree ALL ART WORK IN JPG ONLY trunks. Certainly beats trying to do it all with the hand saw. Disclaimer: The editor has no affiliations to any advertisers and the opinions I do hope you are all well, surviving the virus, kids at home and expressed by submitters are their own. boredom. ADVERTISING COSTS Time to cuddle under a blanket together and watch TV or read. Advert Size 1 Mth 6Mths (per month) To all the mums out there, my best wishes for a fabulous day on Business Card $ 25.00 $ 15.00 Sunday. Hope you are all spoiled and loved by your kids. 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Lic No 343867C Nabiac Across The Fence – May, 2020 - Page 2 0410 541 672 Mothers Day She’s guided our footsteps Now there are many wonders The sun is shining brightly Since our cradle days In this great world of ours It’s a bonza day to-day There is no love like a mother’s love The beauty of a sunset The autumn leaves are falling For it is true always A rainbow after showers In the fields where flowers sway So don’t forget your mother There’s Old Mother nature I’m strolling in my garden On this very special day With flowers, birds and trees In search of a rose Show her that you love her And there’s another million wonders I want a pretty one In your own special way With beauty just like these A dew kissed one that really glows A kind word or a message But of all the great wonders It’s for a special lady Will bring the sunshine to her door That this old world has ever known On this special day And she’ll be happy and so proud The greatest wonder of them all This rose is for my mother dear Of the ones that she lives for Is your mother dear at home For it’s her day to-day Now if your mother dear No one can ever take her place For she’s so understanding Has been taken from down here So treat her kindly while you may So loving, sweet and kind To join the angels The master up in heaven A better pal than your mother Up there on Gods throne Will send for her one day You will never find Wear a white rose just the same Shower her with love and kisses She’s the greatest treasure’ In memory of her name And tell your mother clear That we have here on this earth And all the happiness That you love her and she’s in your heart And we’ve been her life's pleasure She brought into your home Every day of every year Since the minute of our birth Bob Mann NABIAC WATER CARRIERS Supplying all your Water requirements Domestic, Swimming Pools, Rural Servicing: Nabiac, Dyers Crossing, Coolongolook, Krambach Burrell Creek and all Surrounding Areas Reasonable Rates Mick & Donna Eason Phone: 0408 541 482 Across The Fence – May, 2020 - Page 3 NABIAC Shop 4/1 Nabiac Street 6554 1537 6:30am to 7:00pm Monday to Friday 7:00am to 7:00pm Saturday & Sunday FRESH PRODUCE McGRATH MEATS DELI SPECIALS WEEKLY SPECIALS BEST HOT CHICKEN ON THE COAST (get a catalogue in store) Sunny & Rosie Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it again? I think it has a virus NABIAC NOOK A message to members who had stock in the store Please ring Merle on 65541498 / 0448048203 To pick up your items. Not sure when we will reopen, so need you to take your items home please Australian Insurance Solutions General Insurance Broker Commercial Insurance Specialist Tania McKone Lic No. 246939 ph: 6559 2025 / 0432 699 020 email: [email protected] Business Commercial Construction Farm/Rural Home & Contents Landlords Liability Machinery Marine Motor Private, Commercial & Fleet Property Mobile Plant & Equipment Strata Professional Risks Tradesman Across The Fence – May, 2020 - Page 4 ATHERTON ANGUS STUD (Previously Moredun Creek Angus Stud at Firefly) Diagnostic Assessment Quality Angus Cattle for sale TAREE for students who have: Extremely quiet and easy to handle Coastal born, acclimatised to coast conditions ADHD & Autism Bred using best Angus genetics Excellent stock for small landholders Reading &Comprehension difficulties Excellent young bulls available now $4000 Inc GST Light sensitivity & headaches/migraines Yearling Breeding heifers available now $1500 Inc GST 0409 653 700 All enquiries to Hamish Barker on 0414 914 598 [email protected] Email enquiries to [email protected] Nabiac Sustainability Survey results Nabiac Village Futures Group Thank you to everyone who responded to the Nabiac Sustainability Just a quick report from NVFG as we have now not Survey.