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VOL. XV, N O . 32 an independent student newspaper serving notrc dame and sauit mary's FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3.1980 Reagan wins mock election, Anderson whips Carter 2 to 1 By Tom Jackman votes) to Bayh’s 40 percent (109 the 1075 votes cast, and 125 Executive News Editor votes), and that clearly made the (44.5 percent) of the 281 Indiana Republican presidential difference. Bayh’s national no votes. Anderson, whose strength nominee Ronald Reagan garner toriety undoubtedly helped him appeared to be on the Notre ed 45.5 percent of the vote in among non-Indiana voters, and Dame campus, was swept away yesterday’s Observer Mock by the same token, perhaps hurt by a strong Reagan majority at Political Election, leading a clean him among the Hoosiers. He is Saint Mary’s. Early returns, sweep for the GOP in all four running for an unprecedented which did not include Saint races on the ballot. Independent fourth term. Mary’s, had the former candidate Rep. John Anderson Former California Governor Republican within several votes finished second in the survey of Reagan brought in similar pro of Reagan, but that margin Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s portions from both voting [continued on page 4] i students, with 34.5 percent of blocks, winning a total of 489 of the vote, and President Jimmy Carter came in third with 15.6 percent. OBSERVER MOCK ELECTION OUTCOME In the race for Indiana’s US Senate seat, incumbent Birch ★ PRESIDENT ★ Bayh was defeated by Rep. Dan Quayle, 53.3 percent to 46.7 (I) Anderson 34.5% percent. Another incumbent, Third District Rep. John (D) Carter 15.6% Notre Dame students cast their ballots in yesterday's Brademas, also was beaten Observer mock election, \photo by Chris Spitzer] soundly, by newcomer John (R) Reagan 45.5% Hiler, 57.3 percent to 42.7 per cent. Lt. Gov. Bob Orr scored Other- 4.4% the biggest margin of victory for Mardi Gras ’82? the Republicans, thumping ★ U.S.SENATE ★ Democrat John Hillenbrand 57.7 percent to 38.8 percent, (D) Bayh 46.7% with American Party candidate Bishop says no gambling Cletus Artist picking up the (R) Quayle 53.3% remaining 3.5 percent. by Kelli Flint hibits gambling for charitable A total of 1075 student-s from Senior Staff Reporter causes. This includes raffles, both campuses participated in i r U.S.HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES ' k bingo, cards, dice and wheels.” the election, 281 of which claim ed on the ballot that they were A new directive to all Catholic McDonnell contacted diocean (D) Brademas 42.7% institutions within the Ft. officials on the new policy. registered to vote in this state. Indiana voters, however, varied Wayne-South Bend diocese may “Officials say that the policy is (R) Hiler 57.3% affect the future o f Mardi Gras at not a statement that the gamb only slightly from the prefer Notre Dame, according to ling activities are immoral,” he ences of their heterogeneous peers. Student Activities Director said. “It merely indicates that Indiana voters did make a James McDonnell. officials in the diocese feel com ★ INDIANA GOVERNOR ★ Bishop William McManus in pelled to adhere to Indiana law, difference in one contest itiated the directive, which pro which prohibits gambling.” though — the Senate race be hibits gambling for charitable “i spoke to Fr. Terry Place, tween Bayh and Quayle. Of the (A) Artist 3.5% causes. Chancellor of the Ft. Wayne- 935 votes cast in this race, 665 According to McDonnell, the South Bend diocese,” non-Indiana voters gave Quayle (D) Hillenbrand 38.3% directive results from an incident M cDonnell said. “Place stated only a nine vote margin. But that took place in Ft. W ayne last that parishes in the diocese have among Indiana balloters, Quayle (R) Orr 57.7% year. been asked to submit a timetable polled nearly 60 percent (161 “Last year, a Catholic parish in indicating when they will begin Ft. W ayne held a fund-raiser,” adhering to the new directive.” McDonnell said. “A Ft. Wayne McDonnell added that since newspaper photographed the financial arrangements have al Mayor Parent reacts gambling that took place at the ready been made, this year’s fundraiser and published an Mardi Gras will not be affected article which questioned by the new directive. whether the charitable end was “The Mardi Gras committee allocates funds for justified by means of gambling. has already made financial com “As a result of this article, mitments to several halls, By Louis Breaux ditions in the nation and in South Bend, the crime Bishop McManus initiated a new groups, and organizations,” rate has been rising. directive to all Catholic institu McDonnell said.“We feel that we To compound the problem the police dertrnem In response to the worsening crime situation in tions and organizations within are in the same situation as those has been operating with 52 fewer men than it had the northeast part of South Bend, Mayor Roger the diocese. The directive pro- r arishes that have budgeted their three years ago. The economic situation has also Parent has allocated an additional $30,000 to the income. caused the cutbacks in the police roster. police department for overtime work. “As far as we know, the Mardi The police department also plans to add 11 new The additional funds will allow six to seven more Gras for 1981 will take place. If recruits to the existing squad, but they will not be police officers on overtime duty. That constitutes Riehle state law changes, future Mardi joining the force until they finish training in twelve approximately 555 more man hours in a two week Gras will be exactly as we know months. pay period for about three months. proposes them. I don’t know what the The police department has been justifiably The increase has come in light of the many reluctant in reveaiipg the plans they have devised prospects of state law changing reports of burglary and assault that have alarmed in dealing with the off-campus crime, but they are. the Notre Dame community, Off-campus stu have said that the plans include directed patrols change “If state law doesn’t change, we dents were particularly hard hit and had organized and continuing decoy efforts. have up to one year to come up themselves, calling for more protection from the The directed patrols differ from regular beat By Sue Kelleher with creative, imaginative acti city. patrols in that the officer will patrol a specific area vities to replace the present . Assistant Chief of Police Charles Hurley com Student Body President Paul activities involved with the eight mented, “The crime rate in South Bend is no and will concern himself with a specific assign Riehle discussed changes for day celebration.” worse than anywhere else. The recent crimes have ment. Notre Dame’s student govern McDonnell noted that he will been more spectacular because they are consider City officials have emphasized that while the ment constitution last night at a comply with the directive. “I’m ed the ’high fear’ type.” concentration of extra protection will be in the student forum, attended by only extremely confident that the The high fear type of crime is described as one northeast part of town, crime is a city-wide three students, in Cavanaugh students will understand that we where an individual is confronted face-to-face by problem and the plans include the entire city. Hall. must comply with the directive. I another individual who possesses some type of The additional funds came from federal revenue The immediate goal of am also confident that students weapon. sharing funds turned over by the Century Center Riehle’s proposals is the forma- will come up with new fund The mayor has cited three reasons for the need board of managers in response to a request by the raising ideas for Mardi Gras,” he. of an increase in the overtime patrol budget. He mayor. The funds will be added to $ 120,000 [ Inside Friday Fr. Toohey, the director of Campus Ministry remains in “fair” condition at St. Joseph’s Hospital, according Political hold growing old to hospital spokesmen. The priest fell unconscious during a staff meeting Wednesday morning. As of yesterday, doctors In the back room they’re counting ballots. were performing tests in order to determine the cause of ‘ ‘ Reagan... Reagan... A nderson... Reagan... Toohey’s collapse. Tumors and menginitis have thus far been Anderson...Carter. Carter?” ruled out, but hospital spokesman declined to release any Mark Double check the spelling of that name: That’s details on the priest’s condition. c-a-r-t-e-r. He’s our president. And unless we miss our guess he’s not all that popular with students. Managing Editor Suddenly politics is once again hip, but unfor tunately, the candidates aren’t. Our McNally Poll Voicing severe criticism of Bmy carter from last week showed a clear trend toward The leader in the polls is old, the subject is old and for his Libyan dealings, Senate investigators said President Reagan, a mediocre inclination for Anderson, and the campaign is old. The obfuscation is old, the Carter used poor judgment in asking his brother to use his a decided dump on Carter. Yesterday’s Observer issues are old, and the media’s coverage of this influence in the effort to free American hostages from Iran. But mock election showed a neck and neck appeal stale m ess is old, old, old. the Senate panel charged with investigating Billy Carter’s between Reagan and Anderson, and as for Carter... According to the looking glass theory of connections with the Libyan government concluded that he got well, need we say more? psychology, you are what you are exposed to. no kid-gloves treatment from the Justice Department because The election attracted about 1100 students out After reading and watching all the political he is President Carter’s brother. In a report approved by voice of approximately 9,500 eligible ones. That’s about coverage these last few weeks, I feel like para vote with no dissents, the special Judiciary subcommittee one in every nine students. Not too impressive. phrasing Eliot: decided the president was “ill advised” to use his boisterous But then, neither are the candidates. I grow old, I grow old younger brother as a go-between with Libyan officials in an D um ping on our presidential candidates is fairly Shall I leave my paper rolled? effort to obtain Arab help to free the U.S. hostages in Iran and old hat, about as old as the No: don’t leave that was critical of some of the president’s top aides. AP hats they originally threw paper rolled. There is still in the ring years ago (or more to come. For those whenever this campaign of you who have some started). W e’ve covered it how (incredibly) missed pretty thoroughly. We the election coverage Congressman John Brademas, sent our news editors to thus far, we will be pub the Democratic House Majority Whip and former Notre Dame the conventions, pub lishing our final bit of professor will be speaking at Saint Mary’s on Monday as part of lished a supplement on political copy on election the College’s “Political Week.” The speech is scheduled for the races, interviewed in eve in the form of a four 4:30 p.m. in the Little Theatre. Brademas, who is serving his cumbents Birch Bayh and page supplement. The 11th term in the House, is running for re-election against 27- John Brademas, polled supplement will contain year-old Republican John Hiler. The congressman has become the students and elected a useful voting infor a noteworthy member of Congress by his ability to win “winner.” We’ve blasted mation, a summary o f the consistently in a highly conservative district. Two weeks ago, the candidates on our platforms, articles on the Brademas’ bill advocating increased federal aid — in the form of editorial page and satirized three major candidates, loans and grants — for higher education passed the House. The them on features. And and summaries and analy bill, once rejected by the Senate for its cost, was modified and had football not turned ses of the local races for then sent to the Senate for consideration. If passed, the bill will out to be a fall activity, federal office, along with extend existing federal aid programs for an additional five I’m sure politics would our final McNally political years — and also increase the amount of educational aid have ended up there as poll. granted. -The Observer well. And for you masochis So here’s the question: tic political junkies, this one last bit of overkill is If the candidates are a precisely that for which bunch of nerds, why do you have been salivating. we go to all the trouble? It is good to be in Treasury Secretary G. William Elections should theoretically play well to a college audience, coun formed, and that’s our purpose. But sometimes I M i l l e r signed a federal loan guarantee yesterday for $300 seled in the nuances of ambiguity and therefore wonder if the phrase “politically informed” isn’t million worth of bonds to be issued by New York City. The N ew prepared for the absurd. Journalists should something of an oxymoron. For the more you read York Financial Control Board planned to meet later in the day attempt to make sense of both. But try as we political commentary — the more you realize the to consider final approval for the bonds, which will be sold to might, with reams and reams of good political issues are the same, the approaches to them trite and vague, and the assortment of written words New York City and New Yorkstate pension funds. The money copy, the subject doesn’t seem to get clearer; it just not much more than well structured rhetoric. will be used to repair roads and bridges and for other gets older. Speaking of which, the looking glass theory contruction projects in the city. Millesaid in a written statement comes back to haunt me. I’m exposed to rhetoric. that New York “has consistently met every condition of I’ll tell you the real reason: we were looking for I write rhetoric. And it’s getting really old. eligibility set forth” in the law under which Congress authorized an epic hero. In our naivete we began by looking federal guarantees for the financially strapped city. for a republican Beowulf, a democratic Achilles The Observer is always looking for new re and independent Aeneas. But in this election we porters — experience is not necessary. If you like don’t even get personalities...we just get themes. to write, and are willing to contribute a couple of Reagan is Winesburg Ohio, Anderson is The Culture of hours a week, our news department wants you. If Narcissism and Carter is The New Testament, except interested, come up to our offices (3rd floor during election time when he becomes The Old. LaFortune) anytime between 12 and 1 p.m. Michael “Ozzie” Myers, convicted of Very old. during the week, and talk to one of our news accepting a bribe in the FBI’s Abscam undercover operation, But this is the year that old is as hip as politics. editors. They’ll be glad to get you started. was expelled from the House of Representatives yesterday — the first congressman ousted by his colleagues since the outbreak of the Civil War. The vote to remove Myers was 376- 30, easily more than the two-thirds majority required. “I know _The-Ohser_ver_ N.D. STUDENT PLAYERS now what it feels like to sit on death row. As you go to the voting Design Editor .... Margaret Kruse Design Assistants.... Mary Dumm, machine, keep in mind when you hit that button, that it will Steve “Bullet” O’Brien PRESENTS: have the same effect of hitting the button if I were strapped into Day/Night Technicians Bruce an electric chair,” Myers told House members prior to the vote. Oakley, Kathy Crossett Myers, calling the assembled House members ”a lynching News Editor Pam Degnan A mob," also said his expulsion was being considered too soon CopyEditor.. Mary . Fran Callahan after his conviction in August AP Features Layout Molly Wolfe Sports Layout. Beth Huffman Editorial Layout... Mike Onufrak Rich “Bushmills” Nugent SHOT Classified Layout...... MAK Systems Technician...... Bob The drug, Resperitie widely used to H uffstodt control high blood pressure, causes cancer in animals and may Typist Katie Begane IN , pose a similar risk to humans, according to the National Cancer ND Dby Editor...... Ryan Institute.LThe tests, in which animals were fed the drug for 103 “Dooley’s" Ver Berkmoes weeks, do not prove that reserpine causes cancer in humans. Ad Design missing in action Supplement Layout...... Paul But they indicate it is “a potential risk to man,” the institute Mullaney THE said. More than a million Americans take reserpine in various Photographer...... Chris Spitzer forms to treat mild hypertension and m illions m ore have used it GuestAppearances P.C.D.P.A.TRO! in the past. Figures indicate reserpine sales represent about one-third of the market in drugs used to treat high blood The Observer (USPS 598 920) is pressure. published Monday through Friday DARK except during exam and vacation periods. The Observer Is published by the students of Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s College. Subscriptions October 3,4,10,11 ^ may be purchased for $20 per year ($10 per semester) by writing The Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre C l o u d y and unseasonably cool with a Dame, Indiana 46556 Second class Mostly postage paid, Notre Dame, Indiana chance of showers. High in the low to mid 50s. Partly cloudy 46556. contemporary arts and very cold at night with a chance of heavy frost and a possible The Observer is a m e m b e r of the freeze. Low in the low to mid 30s. Partly sunny and continued Associated Press. All reproduction cool Saturday. High in the low to mid 50s.AP rights are reserved. The Observer Friday, October 3, 1980 - page 3 PLACEMENT BUREAU Main Building Base rubble creates community ol INTERVIEWS ABB >ifIT* TO SDMORS AND CRADl'ATI STUDENTS IN THE DECEMBER. 1A AND AUGUST CUSSES AMS WHO (NT END T" HAVE INTERVIEWS Hl'ST HAVE A COM PI E TED fROrill (REC.ISTRAI ION) EORH 01* Ell F AT THE I'UCIHENT Bl'REAV. By Brian Tucker buildings on that base?” asked village or chartered township, Associated Press Writer Wallace Bishop Jr., a regional but there will be a new creation FOR THE HIE* 0 VM MUST SIGN Kincheloe Air Force Base director of the Office of here.” r *t flA looked as if it had been hit by Economic Adjustment, a federal ' Ba- k* I * I 11 c I. UlT*," Huai Eh anil Croup Inrurenee. BM in AL anil nerve gas. Barracks were silent program that helps communities SA I ! naurance '$1.50 1st MATINEE 1 SHOWINGS ONLY] c ST PG SHOWS: 1:30-3:30 5:30-7:30-9:30 i " G 2:00-4:00-6:00-8.00-10:00 m m Caddyshack SHOWS. 1:45-3:35-5:25-7:30 9:45; GENERAL CINEMA f The Oktoberfest spirit is apparent in a toast in the St. Mary's Biergarten [photo by Chris S p itzer] hair designs for the aware man and woman STUDENT SPECIAL .. . Riehle MON-TUESWED. only [icontinued from page 1] Conversely, the proposed total). In addition, the class officers Senate combines all three bodies have been added because they represent FREE REDKEN CONDITIONER tion of a Student Senate. The into one organization. As stated specific constituencies with definite prospective Senate’s objective is in its proposed constitution: The needs and have an established line of WITH to unify the tudent voice in one Senate is composed in such a fashion to communication. HAIRCUT & AIR-DRY STYLE body and to achieve wider re encompass all present student govern Riehle’s rationale behind the presentation within that body. ment organizations while simul Senate proposal is that the stu The present system represents taneously broadening studnet partici dent voice might have a better tiREDKEN students primarily through three pation. A ll members on the Board of chance of being heard and listend HOURS mon-8:30-5:00 fri-8:30-6:30 bodies: the Board of Commissioners remain on the Senate. to if unified, rather than diffused Commissioners, the Campus However, the Senate includes aother in three separate bodies. tueswed- 8:30 5:30 sat- 8:00-4:00 I Life Council and the Hall HPC representative (four total) and The next student forum shall three more OC representatives (four be held on October 8. •hur* 8:30 8:30 phone :234-676? President’s Council. rUl5lSlSl5l5lSl5l5l5l5l5l5lSl5l5l5lSlSlSUl . . Election 10 oz. Prime Rib 6.95 22 oz. and up Prime Rib 10.95 choice, [(continued from page 7] terday. On the presidential cooked slowly, tender, juicy... so good ticket, Libertarian Party candi quickly dissipated when the first date Ed Clark received 2.4 per - x S 1 Surf G Turf... 9.95 (smothered in souteed SMC ballot boxes were tallied. cent of the vote, and perennial mushrooms pampered w/ lemon & butter) Communist Party nominee Gus Stuffed Broiled Trout... 6.95 Perhaps the biggest surprise of Hall, with former civil rights u Greek Shishkabob... 6.95 lu n c h e o n the election was the margin by activist Angela Davis as his vice- which 27-year-old John Hiler presidential selection, gained 1.3 rtw Parthenon Steak 6 Shrimp... 6.95 trounced House Majority Whip percent of the vote. John Brademas. Of 952 votes Also picking up votes were cast in this election, Hiler won Socialist W orkers Paty candidate »’ I GRECIAN CUISINE: °P en Sun for 546 to Brademas’ 406, and nearly Clifton DeBerry (.3.7 percent), 61 percent of registered Indiana 3421 I Specializing in dining 6 cocktails Citizens Party candidate Barry voters chose Hiler over the 11- Commoner (.19 percent), and Z.1-24M J Greek Gyros 4:3010:00pm _ g term incumbent. American Party candidate Percy T5lSl51^^1^=n5l5l5l5lSl5l5l5l5l5l5l5l51Sl55l5l5l5U5tSlE In the Indiana gubernatorial Greaves (.09 percent). race, only 851 votes were cast, It is interesting to note that the and Orr captured 491 of those. McNally poll conducted for The Among Indiana voters, a state Observer las; week, and published known for its conservativism, yesterday, predicted quite ac S\c m ask wfucfr Orr racked up a 2-1 victory, curately the result of the presi pulling in 66.5 percent of the dential race. The poll showed an aclon war* vote to John Hillenbrand’s 30.7 Reagasan with 40 percent, percent. American Party candi Anderson with 29 percent, to apt to(xcon\c b date Cletus Artist picked up 30 Carter with ,14 percent, and 19 votes overall, but only seven percent either undecided or vot came from Indiana voters. ing for another candidate. flA lO Artist and Anderson were not Reagan actually received 45.5 the only third-party candidates percent, Anderson 34.5 percent, BE ItTUBUC to were not the only third-party Carter 15.6 percent, and 4.4 per candidates to receive votes ves- cent to other candidates. X* Brothers Go <% DUCK SOUP% Andreyev's Saturday , Oct. 4, 7, £ 9 pm k M * # tapped Engineering Auditorium x mxturhoH ok ii\c I \heake ScosoVl Groucho For President Serf u>, n - Oct 1,3, 4 Sponsored by Graduate Student Union 8 0 0 - tickets 2.6 4 - T i 74, O ' AiXuQfxtin ( S H c ) Editorials Friday, October 3, 1980 - page 5 Take the plunge Ominous r Do you sometimes wonder, over the long Christmas break, what to do with your time? Have you ever wanted to do something just a little bit different than the usual, or a bit challenging? Perhaps the answer is an Urban Plunge. Michael Onufrak This 48-hour exposure to the inner city would provide an awareness into the kind of life that most Notre Dame and Saint Mary s students do not know. The students’ backgrounds are One thing this presidential election, and yester our foreign policy, already described as erratic by quite comfortable and offer some degree of security. The day’s mock election, has shown, is that the once- • our allies, even more confused. Second, it makes it Urban Plunge would show a part of urban society that lives from sacred boundaries known as party lines have been tougher for a chief executive to realize com day to day and deal with injustice and poverty and discrimina broken down. I think there are two reasons for this plicated, long-range domestic programs which tion as a part of daily living. development. First, is John Anderson’s defection have usually borne their fruits in an administra Forty-eight hours may not seem long, but it is long enough to from the Republican ranks. And second, is Edward tion’s second four years. And third, and most meet people working to make things better and to talk to Kennedy’s failure to actively support his party’s ominously, a string of one-term Presidents has people living in difficult situations — long enough to have a nominee, Jimmy Carter. been a traditional sign of social upheaval in this valuable learning experience. It’s no secret that people are no longer voting country. There were, for instance, five one- Students planning careers in any of the professions may be along party lines. For instance moderate termers before our m ost serious period o f internal called upon in their work life to make crucial decisions Republicans, dissatisfied with or even scared of disorder, the Civil War. regarding inner city problems. To make decisions based on Ronald Reagan, are siding with former Republican But besides the effects of cross-over voting and Anderson. These people are by no means aban the breakdown of party lines, their is another Christian conscience will demand insight, knowledge and doning their party, as yesterday’s mock election culprit in this trend towards one-term Presidents. compassion. One observant student came across an apt proved. While I was helping to count the ballots, I quotation from Plato: “...Let us, as we must, go into the city and This culprit is, not surprisingly, the media. The observe the sole of it. Let us take the plunge...” Last year 227 was struck by the number o f people who voted for media; print, audio, visual, and multi-media, has so students “took the plunge” in 42 different cities across the Anderson and then voted a straight Republican closely scrutinized the office of the presidency, country. ticket. I think it’s fair to say that these voters are that everything the President does is either a major moderate Republicans, turned off by Reagan, but success or blunder. Lately, as luck would have it, Today is the final day of sign-ups for Urban Plunge. still proud of their party. But it is Anderson’s we’ve had more blunders than successes. In the Application forms can be obtained from the Campus Ministry Independent candidacy which has caused many days of Watergate the print media broke the story, offices or hall reps at Notre Dame and the Office of Religious voters to split their ticket. dubbed it a scandal, and then turned the whole Studies at Saint Mary's.The Observer encourages students to take the plunge: it is an experience you will not regret. United Way This weekend marks the end of Notre Dame’s United Way drive. As this charity effort winds down, The Observer e"c°ura8.cs t^ose who have not yet given to do so. I he United Way is a worthy cause. In the past, this charity has drawn unfounded criticism with respect to the funding A similar phenomenon can be seen over in the mess over to TV which brought it into our living of abortions. Yet, the St. Joseph’s chapter of United Way Democratic barnyard. In the scrambled confusion rooms in close-up color. One would have to admit does not fund abortions, but instead contributes towards that is the Democratic party, you will find many that the press did more than its share in ousting such worthy causes as Boy Scouts and local YMCAs. liberals who cannot endorse their party’s nom inee Richard Nixon. One would also have to say that I he 1980 Notre Dame Drive should be no less successful with their vote. These voters have also turned to the press defeated George McGovern in the ’72 than past years. The Observer encourages you to Anderson, but are also still proud of their own contribute. 7 election when Jack Anderson declared his organization. The result is many voters supporting running-mate Thomas Eagleton unfit. The press Anderson, but still coming out for local went wild with it, and the conservative stalwarts o f' Democrats. If Kennedy was stumping hard for the Democratic party were paranoid of Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau Carter, some of the defectors to Anderson’s camp McGovern. Soon Democrats for Nixon was born, might be deterred. and the“gang-up effect” was gaining momentum. AND NOW, ON A MEET ZDNKER, HARRIS, It blossomed in ’76 when the broken Nixon, the U6HTER NOIB, SEEN HEBE STRIPPING u p j -njpt'gp What all this means is not only the breakdown of media’s victim from Watergate, dragged his . h e r e's a s t o r y TTSYOU, the tradition of voting the straight ticket, but also successor, Ford, to defeat. Here, the “gang-up \ ABOUT A ZANY ZANY ZONK! the transformation of the two-party system. In effect” was made manifest in Republicans who felt GUY WHO ACTUAL GUY’ YOU'RE 1972, when I believe dissatisfaction with a too- guilty about voting for the man who pardoned the ON! ’ LY "COMPETES" liberal George McGovern (for Democrats) started arch-demon Nixon. It was the media, of course, / * AT TANNING! this trend towards abandonment of straight party who made the Nixon pardon possible, to begin r voting, Democrats for Nixon played a significant with. The press also made “the mood of the M role in Richard Nixon’s re-election. In 1973 and country” ripe for a “soft-sell” (“I’ll never lie to 1974, though, Watergate and a number of other you.” big smile)candidate who would be the local and national political scandals occurred, and recipient of the media catch word, “momentum.” the stage was set foFwhat I call the “gang-up It was in this manner that Jimmy Carter was effect.” created. Which brings us to 1980. The press has given This effect, in which the party out of power Carter a “credibility gap,” labeled him a poor bonds together with the dissatisfied from the leader, told the world his brother is causing him incumbent’s party, has dominated the last three scandal, and given Reagan “momentum.” The presidential elections. Dissatisfied Democrats and result has been the defectors to the Independent MIKE! UN.. MAYBE content Republicans ganged up on McGovern in Anderson and, in some extreme cases, to the *PRO" TANNERS NEVER. WHY ARE rrsONTHE ’72; guilty Republicans and hungry Democrats Republican Reagan, and even the Libertarian Ed M ISS A SPOT! WATCH THEY PROMPTER, HERE ASZONKER PUTS.. ganged up on Ford in ’76; and now embarassed and Clark. The next question is, “What if Reaganis LAUGH- ZONK. THERE elected? Then I think you will see the ’’gang-up HEE, HEEL. TOOTHPICKS MUST BE A conscience-stricken Demos are joining opportun , BETWEEN HIS TOES! % MIX-UP. ist Republicans in voting for Reagan and dis effect" work as effectively against Reagan in 1984, illusioned Republicans in voting for Anderson. as it has worked for him in this election. By then I k Reagan will have so alienated the country with his facile solutions to the extremely complicated (and If this trend continues, we just might end up as far as I can see not necessarily solvable problems with a string of one term Presidents, rather than of energy and the economy) that the moderates the traditional two-termers we have had in the who voted for him this time will be dying for a past. This is bad for three reasons. First, it renders liberal. If the pattern of the "gang-up effect" always centering on the opposite party (first on McGovern, then on Nixon/Ford, then on Carter) Michael Onufrak is editorials editor of The continues, Ted Kennedy could be a good horse to HO Observer. His weekly column appears each Friday. back in ’84. The Observer Editorial Board and Department Managers Editor tn Chief Paul Mullaney SMC News Editor ...... Mary Leavitt Box Q, N otre D am e, IN 46556 Managing Editor...... Mark Rust Sports Editor ...... 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Margie Brassil The Observer Friday, October 3, 1980 - page 6 Chval article draws eKmwswNeiw band ire Dear Editor In response to Craig Chval’s article on the sports page on Sept. 24ptfMfeember of the University Bands I thank Mr. Chval for his graceful acknowledgement that the band has technical excellence and dedication. However, I reject his insinuation that the gospel show lacked imagination. The theme of gospel music is one that is used rarely, if ever, by collegiate marching bands. In addition, the imaginative variety of moods presented in the show appealed to a wide audience. As for Mr. Chval’s suggestion m that our "repertoire of songs was antique: This shows not only his lack of musical appreciation, but also his failure to see beyond the student viewpoint. The band is playing to an audience of 60,000 people, not all of whom are students. We play to people of all ages, and thus attempt to perform shows that are univer sally entertaining with music from many different time periods. Mr. Chval’s final objection was that the band played “The Victors,” did a good job. But to see its tidbit: we were the fourth flat his journalism professors use his in the SundayMichiana Magazine. the fight song of Michigan, after real beauty, think about all of reported that night on Douglas, piece o f writing as an exam ple o f their final touchdown. As a matter The latest “Date Book” page, for the help that its “red mer a road whose upkeep is the a poor attempt at editorial of courtesy, our band will play the example, lists no fewer that 55 cury” represents for people in responsibility of Notre Dame. comment. I suggest to Notre opposing team’s fight song in the events and activities over a one- need. Let’s see now...we have a Dame that they reevaluate wetT- absence of their own band. week period in the South Bend shirts and what makes them use As an aside, Mr. Chval’s memory Theodore J. Crovello campus road that is danger- area. These events include every of the facts is faulty. The Band did Professor and Chairmano / ° uslV dark-a road that has the campus newspaper to further thing from lunch time concerts at the Centruy Center to lectures not play after the final Michigan Biology been neglected to the point of a sexist mentality. touchdown. We had already left 1980 Notre Dame-United Way undrivability. We have sec- and seminars; from piano recitals -■ ■ unty personnel who are con Rem em ber Mr. Rust, at N otre our seats at that time to prepare for Campaign Chairman to bicycle rides. tent to have girls stranded Dam e one o f the m ost important our post-game show. We did, ethics states that football is Another suggestion is to con however, play “The Victors” after there at night, and who hang serious business — no jokes. At tribute some time to a can an earlier touchdown out of respect up. Saint Mary’s we feel the same didate’s campaign for public for those fans who were not rooting Stranded on Not too comforting a run about the character and person . office, this being an election year for Notre Dame. down, is it girls? hood o f wom en. with a lot at stake. Finally, there The University Bands are Douglas Road Sue Boos are a lot of events and activities dedicated fully to the spirit of Notre Cathy Kunkel Dame. All 208 members are willing Dear Editor, AlbertJ. Shannon, right here on campus, as well as a -Paula Mazeski library filled with books and to practice on an average of ten PhD Assistant Professor Department Carole Hattrup periodicals. hours weekly, plus further indivi ig is not right. G ail G oodenow of Education dual practice, for only one credit When a small group of female hour. The only rewards are the students and their wounded ------— Mr. Rust’s colum n suggests a appreciation o f the crowds, and the VW are stranded on dark South Bend larger problem: on the whole, knowledge that we are the Notre Douglas Road and can’t get the W offlC !] m e a n Notre Dame students contribute Dame Band and we are proud of it. assistance-much less the very little to the South Bend Beth Picknally attention--of Security, some offers many com unity but expect a great deal thing is definitely not right. in return, including nightly en Driving along the unlighted more than tertainment Many Notre Dame Meaning behind street at 10:30 last Friday alternatives students live in the South Bend night, we were pitched into , . community for nine months out thermometer distress by an unavoidable W Gt t-sh ilt.S Dear Editor, of the year, and many, (certainly pothole. There was no dodging not all), abuse it, as confirmed by beautiful this foot-deep crater, of course, the devastation observed along because of an oncoming car Mark Rust’s article, “In the Notre Dame Ave. on Saturday Dear Editor, and the absence of a roadside Jungles of South Bend,” Observer( and Sunday mornings and in the Dear Editor, I am writing in reference to shoulder. Our Beetle’s injuries , Friday, September 26, page 2), aftermath of graduation cere Mark Rust’s editorial “Inside I can sympathize perhaps included one hopelessly flat is the latest in a long series o f monies in the spring. While Friday: In the Jungles o f South more than others with Profes tire and a mangled rim. We diatribes levelled by Notre Dame deriding the city, many of these Bend” which appeared in the sor Tom Stritch’s recent letter are not inept at changing tires, students at the South Bend same students demand coopera Friday, September 26 edition of to The Observer, in which he but with no light, such an community. While I admit that tion from its officialdom and The Observer. "wet T-shirt" contests are not comments that the 1980 Notre operation was unattemptable. police force in dealing with The Observer staff has reached a Dame-United Way Campaign Heading toward Holy Cross high culture, I object to his problems encountered in the new low in the annals of jour “Thermometer” by the Ad House to use the phone, we characterization of South Bend, northeast neighborhood. # ministration Building does not nalism for permitting such an based on that experience, as a felt certain that Security would editorial. Mr. Rust has success contribute to the natural come to our aid. Surely they town in which the only thing to The generalizations in Mr. beauty of the campus. I say fully led the usually competent do on a Tuesday night is to attend Rust’s column illustrate how and would agree to call a gas writers of The Observer into the this because I teach a course in station, perhaps drive us to such affairs and rub elbows with explain why members of each of Plants And Human Affairs, land of hack journalism, with a the "local color" (heaven fobid). one, or simply come and hold a qUiclc stop off at the mentality of the two commmunities, (South and believe that plants and flashlight while we tended to National Enquirer’s audience, Bend and Notre Dame), persist natural surroundings can con our ailing vehicle. One phone jt js indeed a sad day when the Few would argue that South in stereotyping each other in tribute not only to the quality call, however, proved our con- managing editor of a major Bend offers what Disney World, unflattering and unproductive of life but also to our psycho ways. ridence mistaken. Not part of campus daily finds nothing more Malibu Beach, or Marin County, logical health. Calif., offer; South Bend is an our job, was the grumbled to write about than a wet ~T-shirt However, life is a compro ethnic, working-class commun In the end, I supposes it’s not reply. Disheartened, we asked contest. mise! We thought about the what, then, they would advise. ity with a wide range of inter so much the message of Mr. pros and cons of placing the Is the glorification of women esting, if not flashy, neighbor- Rust’s article that is most irritat Apparently, they wouldn’t as sex objects still of prime Notre Dame-United Way Cam advise anything; they hung up. goods. The problem in this case, ing; rather, it’s the arrogant tone paign Thermometer there. We im portance to you, Mr. Rust? however, lies not so much with of the column that makes him A Holy Cross House nurse Have you no sensitivity at all to concluded that since it would suggested that we call back, South Bend and what it offers, sound about as likeable and be present for only about one the personhood and character of but with those, like Mr. Rust, humble as one of the fraternity this time clarifying that we women at Saint Mary’s and Notre month, «nd that it would help who have an apparent need for studs in the film “Breaking were Saint Mary’s students, Dame? Indeed, it may be the to sensitize University people constant entertainment. Away”. lest Security exclude us from habit of college boys to frequent to the importance of the Cam Fritz Fubera their jurisdiction. Our second tease shows, but does such be paign and of the need for their try was no more successful, havior merit print? I encourage One ought not suggest that participation, any temporary though. Again, Security’s you, Mr. Rust, to com e out o f the there is nothing to do in this city. The Observer welcomes negative effect felt by some response was a less than dark ages and recognize that If people are looking for activi letters. Letters intended for would be offset by the support compassionate “CLICK.” w om en play a far m ore signifi ties to fill their spare time, they publication should be typed, it might bring to the 35 caring Back on desolate Douglas, cant role than to fill up your might consult the “We Need couble-spaced, and signed. To agencies served by The United we met a State Policeman who Tuesday nights. You: Volunteer Jobs Available” insure swift publication, it is W ay. was unable to help because he I encourage the staff of The column which appears each suggested that the writer in Finally, the sign is not ugly. was en route to another call. Observer to censure the editorial Sunnday . in the South Bend clude his!her phone number. I think the university painters Still, he offered an interesting o f Mr. Rust. I recom m end that Tribune, or the “Date Book” page The Irish Extra an Observer sports supplement■ Friday , October 3, 1980 - page 7 Rudzinski keys for Spartan clash before family by Mark Hannuksela Sports Writer A little more than a year-and-a-half ago, Joe Rudzinski was faced with a decision. A senior at Detroit Catholic Central High School, Rudzinski had a choice between being “Little Rud” at Michigan State University, or being the first in his family to attend Notre Dame. “I had a brother that played at Michigan State,” says Rudzinski, “and it was close between there and here. I decided to come here because I wanted to do it on my own, and not be in his footsteps. We’re really close, and he understands that. He’s glad I came here because it gives me a chance to be myself.” In only his second year, Rudzinski has made a lot of other people happy he made that decision. A starting outside linebacker on Dan Devine’s final Notre Dame football team, Rudzinski has been one of the leading tacklers in his team’s two 1980 victories. His nine-tackle total against Purdue was bettered only by linebacking mates Mark Zavagnin, who led the team with 14, and tri captain Bob Crable, who had 10. Included among those nine tackles was a sack of Purdue quarterback Scott Campbell, one of eight registered by the Irish defense in the opener. Two weeks later Rudzinski brought down six Michigan ball carriers. His two-game total of 15 ties him for second with teammate Zavagnin on the Irish defensive charts, behind Crable, the team leader with 31 stops. After seeing only spot duty as Bobby Leopold’s back- up last season, Rudzinski got his shot during last spring’s Blue-Gold contest. He played well enough, in the eyes of his coaches, to earn himself ------the starting job for the 1980 season. “At the end of last year’s spring game, Coach Sophomore tailback Phil Carter has been the workhorse continue to be as he seeks his third straight 100-yard (George) Kelly told me I did real w ell,” says the 6- for the Irish thus far this season, and will more likely performance tomorrow, (photo by John Macor) 6-3, 208-pound native of Farmington, Mich., a suburb of Detroit. “He said about the only way I could lose my spot is if someone came along and With fingers crossed beat me out.” Kelly, the linebacker coach in his 12th year as a coach at Notre Dame, says “Right now, Rudzinski Ailing Spartans prepare for Irish holds down the outside linebacker position because he earned the job in spring ball. Actually, defensive back James Burroughs was Michigan two weeks ago, but we also that’s the whole reason you have spring ball — so by Paul Mullaney declared academically ineligible prior found plenty of areas where we the players can come back and know where they Editor-in-Chief stand. With all the talent we have, however, he to the season’s start.Burroughs was needed to do some work.” (Rudzinski) will have to continue to work hard to Things are not exactly going that tied for the team interception lead a One player who has had plenty of maintain his starting job. well for Michigan State’s first-year year ago, and was counted on to work already is Irish halfback Phil “Joe is a very emotional player,” Kelly adds. football coach Frank “Muddy” bolster the Spartan secondary. Carter. The sophopiore tailback “He’s a very intense player. During the course of Waters. And he’ll be the first to tell “It’s been a real patch-up job trying paced Notre Dame against Michigan his career, he hasn’t had a great deal of field time, you. to get things together,” said Waters. with 102 yards in 30 carries. A 100- and it really wasn’t until this spring that he got a “W e’re having trouble just getting a “We’re just hoping we can hold yard performance tom orrow will chance to concentrate and be able to play. I complete unit together. We just don’t together. We don’t have enough make Carter only the fourth player in thought he made some outstanding plays in our have enough depth,” emphasized depth, which doesn’t help drive our N otre D am e history to rush for 100 or two ballgames, and he is becom ing a better player Waters, whose Spartans (1-2) host top-liners because there is nobody more yards in three consecutive day after day.” Notre Dame (2-0) tomorrow behind them pushing them for their games. “I agree with Coach Kelly when he says I’m an afternoon at 1 p.m. EDT (12 noon jobs.” Although freshman Blair Kiel was at emotional player,” says Rudzinski. “I think South Bend time) at Spartan Stadium Those who are expected to hold the Irish helm for the last scoring drive everybody is to a certain extent. I seem to play my in East Lansing, Mich. their Spartan teammates together are against Michigan, Mike Courey is best when I’m fired up.” “We’ll be hanging onto our lives returning junior quarterback Bert again expected to start at quarterback As a freshman, Rudzinski was a member of the against Notre Dame. In fact, we’re just Vaughn and veteran senior halfback for the Irish. In two games, Courey has traveling squad that defeated Michigan, 12-10, hoping to get through this week’s Steve Smith. Vaughn has also played a completed 16 of 26 passes (.615) with last year at Ann Arbor. He saw his first action two practice sessions all right,” he said. role in the MSU injury picture this three interceptions. weeks later when the Irish opened their home Although Waters’ sentiments may year, suffering a back bruise in the Defensively, the Irish will once season against Michigan State. In that game, he sound unusually pessimistic for a Spartans’ 35-7 loss to Oregon. again be led by middle linebacker Bob logged two minutes of playing time, as well as coach, they may, nonetheless, be Although he is still on the mend, he is Crable. With 31 tackles to date, the some spot duty on the specialty teams. legitimate. Granted, Waters wasn’t expected to play. junior captain has more than twice as Now, Rudzinski looks back on that contest as many as any other Notre Dame left with a score of talent from last “All I can say is that we’re going to one of the most important of his freshman season. year’s 5-6 team. But a significant have to contain their running game, defender. And, facing the opportunity to play extensively number of returnees have already stop their passing, and play as tough as Strong safety Steve Cichy and against the Spartans this season, Rudzinski can’t taken to the sidelines. we can,” said Waters. “I look at N otre offensive guards Tim Huffman and wait for Saturday to roll around. Fullback Derek Hughes, MSU’s Rob Gagnon remain injured, and “Playing against Michigan State last year was a Dame as a complete team. They’re leading rusher a year ago and the big, talented, and have no apparent probably won’t see action before next really great thrill for me, especially because of week’s game against Miami at Notre nation’s second-best kickoff returner, weaknesses. They’re a bunch of Paul (the brother who starred at the school sustained a knee injury last week in m onsters.” Dame. located about 75 miles from the Rudzinski home, “We are really in good shape, practice and underwent surgery. He Notre Dame coach Dan Devine and who later went on to play two seasons with the especially compared to last year,” said will miss the entire season. would probably be delighted to hear Green Bay Packers in the NFL). He was in the Devine. “I just hope we continue to Standout tackle Bernard Hay, who Waters’ compliments, but he is by no stands with my parents, which made it even more im prove and don’t have a letdown. started the season as one o f only three means counting the game over this special. ”It’s great to win games against returning defensive starters, severely early. “This vear, we’re playing at Michigan State,” teams the caliber of a Purdue and a sprained his right ankle in last week’s “W e’re just happy to be 2-0,” said says Rudzinski, “which is going to be really neat Michigan. But Michigan State will also 33-7 victory over Western Michigan. Devine, whose Irish are ranked because I can still see myself sitting in the stands be tough. Their victory over Western It is not expected that he will return to seventh in this week’s Associated Press there. I used to go with my parents every Saturday Michigan told us quite a bit. They did a to watch Paul play, and this year they’re going to the lineup by tomorrow. poll. “We did some good things and In addition to these key injuries, made some big plays in our win over (continued on page 8) (continued on page 9) The Irish Extra Friday, October 3, 1980 - page 8 Duerson shines with, without ball by Kelly Sullivan quite clear. Women’s Sports Editor But if football rates as his first love, then baseball runs a too-close-to-call second. Quarterback and running back — every Duerson’s high school exploits on the kid on the block wants to play one of those pitching mound caught the attention of the two glorified postions. Los Angeles Dodgers, who drafted him in the But defensive back? The spot where you fifth round after his senior campaign in run up and down the field, shadowing 1979. The multi-talented athlete waged an receivers who more often than not serve as internal struggle about his immediate future. decoys? The place where dogging it on just “The baseball offer was very tempting,” he one play could cost you the game? The last admits. “But I decided my education had to line of the defense. If the secondary makes a come first. If I were to suffer an injury mistake... six points. playing baseball, I would have passed up an Defensive backs do not have the most opportunity for a terrific education.” enviable position on the team. So it’s hard to The decision to attend Notre Dame has set imagine a player who would rather run the well with Duerson. From the business length of the turf without the ball than with it. major’s initial weeks as a college student he Meet Dave Duerson. A high school back sensed the atmosphere under the Dome was who broke all kinds of records running with one he could easily live with. the football. “When I walked around campus as a A college back establishing a name for freshman, I really didn’t know many people, himself running without the football. but there was always someone saying hi to A cornerback on the Irish roster, Duerson me — I just knew this was the place to be. joins teammates Tom Gibbons, Steve Cichy “During freshmen two-a-days, the coaches and John Krimm in the experienced Notre gave us time to attend sessions teaching us Dame secondary— a unit too often how to study in college. When a university recognized for its mistakes and not for its takes that much interest in a guy, you know achievements. it’s special. From that m om ent on I said ‘I’m Duerson comes up with solid reasons for at the right place.’” preferring the relatively glamour-less post of - Duerson appears fully contented at this a cornerback to that 0 1 i press-hounded ball stage o f his life. W hat will it take to maintain carrier. that euphoria? “I was recruited for either position, but “Records, statistics— you know, they Luther Bradley (ex-Irish cornerback) don’t mean a thing. I want to be satisfied with reminded me that the life of a defensive back myself at the end of four years. I want to is a lot longer than the life of a running know that I really gave it my best, both back,” Duerson recalls. “Besides, I like my academically and athletically. I never want it knees,” he adds with a grin. said that I didn’t give N otre D am e all I had.” Apparently the speedy sophomore from No one need worry about that. Duerson’s Muncie, Ind., received some sound advice almost unbelievable patronage for his from Bradley, who also attended Muncie second home should make him a formidable Northside. When-seasoned cornerback candidate for “Mr. Alumni” honors some 20 Dave Waymer sustained an injury against years from now. In the meantime, he’ll Purdue last year, Duerson’s number was continue to sirrg praises about Notre Dame called by his mentors. to anyone who’ll listen. He proved himself capable of filling some “I showed six of the freshmen recruits mighty big shoes, and went on to start the around campus last spring,” says Duerson, “and none of them believed me when I kept remaining seven games, logging more * telling them how good this school is. They playing time than any other Irish freshman. kept asking me what was bad about Notre Although a fixture on Dan Devine’s Dame, and I said ‘Hey, I’m sorry, but there’s defense, the 6-3, 198-pounder continues to nothing wrong.’” be an offensive threat to Notre Dame Funny, but that’s exactly what people are Dave Duerson, this time with the ball, returns a punt against Purdue. H e’ll be opponents. Duerson is the squad’s leading starting to think about you, too, Dave. on the other end of Ray Stachowicz punts tomorrow, (photo by John Macor) punt returner, bringing back 12 last season for a 17.4-yard average. “Yeah, those punt returns take me back to my high school days,” he says, obviously enjoying the chance to display his ball carrying prowess. Stachowicz: lone star for Spartans? Duerson’s lofty return average will face a stiff test in Saturday’s by Ed Bradley Waters, “and, well, frankly, we did not coaches in that loss as well. clash with Michigan Shorts Editor have much o f an offense to pay tribute Stachowicz surely isn’t hoping for State. Spartan punter Michigan State News to. Ray has gained a lot of yards for our that honor again tomorrow. Punters Ray Stachowicz, an offense this year.” can be a great boost in bailing out an All-American Michigan State all-America punter Last weekend, against Western offense, but they can’t put points on Ray Stachowicz, the NCAA’s leading candidate, is known the board by themselves. It’s about kicker, has been one of the bright Michigan, he punted four times for an for his dizzying spots for the Spartans offense this average of 49 yards. The Spartans the only thing Stachowicz has left to spirals. And Duerson year. That’s right — he’s the punter. helped him some, though, scoring 33 do at Michigan State. possesses no illusions While that may not speak very points against the Broncos in their That or get offensive player honors about MSU’s desires. highly o f the MSU offense, it certainly first win of the year. in a victory. The Irish gave the speaks well of the senior from Is he doing anything special this Spartans plenty of Broadview Heights, Ohio. year? reason for revenge “Ray is just tremendous,” praises “I haven’t really done anything Duerson with last season’s Spartans coach Muddy Waters. “We different,” is the reply. “I have been 27-3 victory. actually consider him more of an trying to get som e m ore height on my . Ailing “This game will be all out war,” he offers. offensive threat than a defensive kicks, though.” player.” “They’re going to be remembering last Hang time — the key to any “A player like Stachowicz can have (continuedfrom page 7) year’s contest. We knocked their top two punter s success. In the season opener all kinds o f an effect on a gam e,” said at Illinois, only one of Stachowicz’ quarterbacks out and that was the turning Notre Dame coach Dan Devine. “He great job taking advantage of Western punts was even returned and the other Michigan’s mistakes.” point of their season.” can keep you penned up in your own four pinned the Illini inside the 10- Duerson’s gridiron campaign seems to territory all day and can be a real yard line. One of those was marked a Devine, a former assistant coach at have recently reached a turning point of its weapon.” foot away from the goal line. “It Michigan State, hinted earlier in the own. He admits suffering a rather frustrating Stachowicz was named Offensive looked kind of close,” smiled week that there may be two Spartan case of intimidation last fall, and is doing his Player of the W eek by his coaches two Stachowicz, “but I think the ref called strengths that the Irish may key on. best to rid himself of the affliction. weeks ago — again, not much tribute it fairly.” “Vaughn probably will be back at “I want to be a more agressive back this to the offense — when Michigan State Ray s brother, Bob, played full strength,” said Devine. “We have year. Last year I listened to too many people lost to Oregon, 35-7. He tied a school quarterback for most of last year’s 27- seen him before, and we know he is a tell me how good the USC receivers were, or record with 11 punts and averaged 3 Spartan loss at Notre Dame after top good quarterback. signal callers Bert Vaughn and Bryan how fast the Michigan split end was. So in the over 50 yards a kick. Now, if only “Also, I can’t imagine a team in the Clark went but with injuries. Bob is back of my mind, all I could think of was Waters could figure out a way for country with a better kicking game Stachowicz’ powerful leg to help the now playing semi-pro ball with the ‘Wow, this guy runs a fast 40 so I’ll play him than Michigan State’s.” offense rather than bail it out. Columbus (Ohio) Winds. All-American and three-time all-Big loose to not get beat.’ “We were debating about the Ironically enough, Ray earned Ten punter Ray Stachowicz is “What I didn’t realize,” continues offensive player that game,” said offensive player honors from his Duerson, “was that, if I had to, I could run currently the nation’s leading kicker, just as fast as they could. Now, instead of averaging 48.1 yards per punt Against thinking, ‘H ey, this guy is great,’ I tell m yself GAME NOTES Oregon, he averaged 50.6 yards on 11 I can stay close with him. I’m starting to play punts. a more physical and aggressive game on my Morten Andersen, whose 5 3-yard field goal last fall set a Notre Dame receivers.” GAME: A more natural combination than Notre Dame vs. Michigan State opponents record, missed his first SHE: Duerson and football seems unlikely. In Spartan Stadium, East Lansing, Mich. (76,000) PAT attempt in 63 tries last week. He TIME between his frequent glances at the Monday 1:00 EDT (12 noon South Bend time) made up for it, however, with field Night Football telecast, the Planner resident TIME: Notre Dame-Mutual Network, live goals o f 44 and 49 yards and m oved up RADIO: talks about his sport with such inherent Metrosports Replay Network, tap ed to second place in State’s career field excitem ent that his passion for the pigskin is TELEVISION: WNDU-TV, Ch. 16, live with Tom Dennin an d Jeff Jeffers goal listing. The Irish Extra Friday, October 3, 1980 - p ay 9 Tom Gibbons: a leader in his own way by Gary Grassey read the quarterback a lot more there. I Sports Writer spend a lot of time watching film.” That comment prompted a note of By the media and the less knowledgeable sarcasm from Gibbons’ fiancee of three football fan, Tom Gibbons is sometimes years, Lexi Swedish. “If we didn’t study brushed aside all too easily as the “other” together, we’d probably never see each captain on the Notre Dame football team. other,” she says. Tom Gibbons will After all, isn’t John Scully the man on readily attest to that factor as well. the offensive line who receives the billing “Sometimes, when I look ahead to all as All-American, fatherly influencer of the things I have to do in a week I don’t those four young linemen on his right and know how I’ll ever get it all done,” says the left flanks, and the leader of occasional aerospace engineering major. “But 1 crowd-inspiring displays on the field of usually do. So I spend most of my free fist-held-high-in-the-skv nature? time with Lexi.” And then there’s Bob Crable, another But Gibbons turns his attention hack to Irish All-American who earns his living the field. “I’ve been here for four years being around the ball, around the action, now,” he relates, “And this team is so and making the biggest of the big stops. much closer than any other I’ve played He is very much the vocal and spirited on. We’ve been successful because we leader he appears to be on the field. know our strengths and weaknesses and So how about T om Gibbons? W ell he’s we’ve worked to get better.” been in the picture for three years. Much of that attitude is exemplified by As a starter in the defensive secondary Gibbons’ personal career. “It takes a rare since the Purdue contest three Saturdays combination of things to play in the into his freshman year, as a member of secondary,” sayS D evine, “and Tom is every punt team, every kickoff team nowhere near as fast as a lot of guys, but imagineable and now, in his senior year, he is quick. He’s got good football sense, he is a captain. he’s tough and he’s a hitter.” “Bob, John, and I all show by example “I felt I could do the job from the start,” our own way,” says Gibbons, a versatile Gibbons comments. “We always say that ballplayer who has seen action at all four when you get your chance, you’ve got to secondary slots at one time or another in be ready to take it. I’ve never been much his career. “I’m a little bit calmer, you of a gung-ho guy and I tend to get a little- might say. A guy like Bob — he makes the quiet around game time, but I’ve always big playsall the time. I’m the last line of played with a certain attitude about not defense and I’ve got to be able to be in the giving up and learning as much as I can all right place or it’s a touchdown.” the tim e.” Head coach Dan Devine and his staff . As for the captaincy, Gibbons says, “Of obviously realize the value of Gibbons’ course it’s a great honor, but like I said, we contributions to the team. “The coaches all deal with it our own way. John is a fifth- presented a game ball last Monday,” year guy, I’m a senior, and Bob’s just a explains Devine. “Two were passed out in junior, so you can see right there that the dressing room after the (Michigan) we’re each a little different.” ■ game, but we gave one Monday to Tom That's okay for Dan Devine, though. Gibbons (five tackles and two passes “When I look at those three,” he says, broken up). His stature on this team is “it’s funny how each has his own different pretty high and I don’t think anybody style. But Tom is as fine a spokesman for here looks at him as the ‘other’ captain.” the University as any of them. There’s no In an area where he must deal with the Senior captain Tom Gibbons takes his turn doing a fists-held-high-in-the-sky competition or petty jealousies, and likes of Michigan’s Anthony Carter and motion to Notre Dame fans, (photo by John Macor) nobody is more dominant over anybody Purdue’s Dave Young, Gibbons, neither else. They all have the same goal of the fastest nor the biggest of defensive and grasp the overall meaning of the Gibbons has grown to enjoy more than contributing all they can to tbe good of backs, has demonstrated as much whole defense,” says Gibbons. “I’m the his original post at cornerback two years the team .” aptitude for pass defense as many more slowest one out there, but I use my head a ago. “I just wasn’t fast enough to play Tom Gibbons is as fine an example of physically gifted athletes. lot. I think that’s my biggest asset.” cornerback,” Gibbons recalls, “So I was the attitude of this Irish team as anybody. “I think I have an ability to understand Playing the free safety position is a task glad to move back to free safety. I get to Be it captain or otherwise. Coaching a learning experience for Gene Smith “The fact that this year’s team is 2-0 is by Bill Marquard After a two-week try at tight end (“I “Three-fourths of our prep squad are Sports Writer wasn’t the type of person who could run phenom enal,” Smith added, “especially if walk-ons, who do make a big routes and patterns,” he explained) and one looks at the adversities that they have contribution to the team. There are guys Coaching came as a shock to Gene two years of arm and ligament injuries, faced in the past six weeks: the schedule out there who could be big stars in Smith. Smith closed out his Irish career as a change for TV, Coach Devine’s interhall football, but who come out and Watching game films with some of the backup defensive end in 1976. unexpected resignation,and the work their butts off for us instead.” other players in a darkened conference The switch from player to coach undecided quarterback situation. They Working hard at practice is nothing room in the recesses of the ACC, head changed the specialty team and J V overcame every one of these. new to Gene Smith — he just understands coach Dan Devine walked up behind mentor’s perspective on the game. “There is a young mystique about this it a little better now. Smith and whispered, “Would you like to “The two roles differ quite a bit. I am team— it’s hard to grasp.” be a graduate assistant on the football now able to understand why coaches do Smith accepts a lot of the responsibility coaching staff?” the things they do — and I’m doing a lot for the team’s performance, since “Sure,” Smith answered. of them,’’said Smith. “As a player, I found specialty squads are an important part of Ten minutes later, reality set in. it tough to understand the heavy practice the game. .. . family “I was totally shocked,” recalled the 24- schedule and why we were pushed so “Specialty teams can turn a game year-old Smith, sitting in that same hard. around in one play,” he said. “Michigan's (continued from page 7) conference room som e three and one half “But now I know that that’s what it Anthony Carter almost did that by come and watch me play. That’s years after that memorable day in takes.” himself two weeks ago with his kickoff going to make this a very emotional February of 1977. The transition was also diificult to make return in the second half. By the same game for me.” “I haa interviewed with several firms because less than four months before token, Harry Oliver did turn the game Yet who will brother Paul be already, in anticipation of graduation that spring practice opened in 1978, Smith around — for good.” rooting for tomorrow? “Oh, Notre spring,” explained the business had been playing with the same people he “Specialty teams have to make the big Dame, of course,” says Joe. management major."! sat down the next was now coaching. play — they need what I call ‘controlled “The biggest thrill I had was when I day and talked to Coach about the job. “I couldn’t yell at them my first year,” aggression.’ The players have to run down was being recruited,"recalls the “And I’ve been here ever since.” he conceded. “I mean, Jim Browner was the field, tear a blocker’s head off, and younger Rudzinski "! went into the Indeed, Smith had been at Notre Dame my roommate — I went to parties with then compose themselves and move to Notre Dame locker room. I can still for four years prior to his accession to the these same guys. I had to have the the ball in a split second. remember that today. It was the coaching ranks. A standout at Chanel discipline of a coach and still act like a “Specialty team players are a rare reatest feeling I’d ever had in my High School in Bedford, Ohio, Smith senior.” breed. Take Harry Oliver, for example. fe.” began his Notre Having played on the 1973 national You look at his body on the practice field “Knowing that Knute Rockne and Dame career as an championship team, Smith has a special and say, ‘What are you doing out here?’ Frank Leahy and all those people offensive guard insight when it comes to comparing that But there is a seriousness in his face.” were here, and the tradition — it’s before being squad to this year’s. Along with the specialists, Smith must something every kid dreams of, switched to “I think we have more talent at the oversee theJV squad, the prep team that playingfor Notre Dame. When I was linebacker halfway skilled positions this year, and we are lines up against the regulars every day in being recruited, it was almost like through his more spirited because of our youth. practice. I was part of it tben. It was something freshman year, a “The 1973 team had a blend of youth “That is probably the hardest of my I will never forget.” year in which he and experience,” recalled Smith. “There responsibilities,” Smith admitted. “It is By the time Joe Rudzinski is faced saw spot action on were seven or eight underclassmen who hard to keep-guys out there every day. with another decision after his senior the 1973 national played key roles — guys like Ross You have to get them to give all they have year, that memory should be just one championship Browner, Willie Frye and A1 Hunter. But even when they don’t get much of the of many that occupies a space in his Smith team. it was a very mature team. credit. It requires a little psychology. heart. m ^ l— — — — — — The Irish Extra Friday, October 3, 1980 - page 10 i i f I i Lineups i Students lend medical support I x I by Frank LaGrotta “That’s exactly right,” says John “I trust every student on the staff,” he Notre Dame Offense I Sports Writer Whitmer, coordinator of the department. emphasizes. “They wouldn’t be hired if This is a story about some of the most “They do exactly what the staff trainers they couldn’t do the job.” do, except our responsibility and paper It is a job that entails countless hours o f TE 86 Dean Masztak 6-4 227 Jr. important people in the Notre Dame LT 74 Mike Shiner 6-7 250 So. work is a little heavier.” athletic department. work — “A bout 30 a week during LG 76 Randy Ellis 6-4 251 So. This year’s student staff includes three football season,” estimates Whitmer. — C 57 John Scully 6-5 255 Sr. You probably haven’t heard of these RG 65 Bob Burger 6-2 240 Sr. seniors: John Doherty, Tom K rueger and And that doesn’t include staffing people because they don’t score RT 71 Phil Pozderac 6-9 260 Jr. Jeff Whitten; three sophomores: Rich practically every varsity sporting event SE 85 Tony Hunter 6-5 211 So. touchdowns or kick field goals. They Bontrager, Steve Power and Jane Trusela; scheduled at Notre Dame. QB 2 Mike Courey 6-1 202 Sr. don’t coach, they don’t manage— they and one freshman, Paul Koilman. Along “They come in about 2:30 every FB 33 John Sweeney 6-2 225 So. don’t even count the money after ticket HB 22 Phil Carter 5-10 193 So. with staff trainers Whitmer, Gene afternoon and they don’t leave until sales close. FL 31 Pete Holohan 6-5 228 Sr. Paszkiet, Skip Meyer and Diane Patnaude, 6:30 or 7 p.m.,” points out Whitmer. P 5 Blair Kiel 6-1 200 Fr. What they do is tape ankles and treat they take care of the physical condition of “And we try to staff every varsity sporting PK 3 Harry Oliver 5-11 165 Jr. injuries, doctor athletes and even slip the every varsity athlete on campus. event. Of course, that’s not always coach a few aspirins for those post-practice possible but we make sure that a trainer at NOTRE DAME DEFENSE headaches that are sure to result from “Basically what the students do is tape least stops by the event two or three times ankles before practice and provide preparing for a schedule like Notre to make sure everything is all right.” LE 47 John Hankerd 6-4 245 Sr. Dame’s.They are the backbone of Notre therapy that either a doctor or a staff Obviously it is a job that requires a LT 98 Pat Kramer 6-4 251 Jr. Dame’s sports medicine department — trainer prescribes for an injured athlete,” certain amount of knowledge and skill. RT 63 Don Kidd 6-2 240 Sr. the student trainers. explains Whitmer. Most of the students had extensive RE 70 Scott Zettek 6-5 245 Sr. LLB 46 Mark Zavagnin 6-2 230 So. experience in high school training rooms MLB 43 Bob Crable 6-3 220 Jr. and many attended summer camps and RLB 51 Joe Rudzinski 6-3 208 So. clinics to further develop their talents. LCB 23 Dave Duerson 6-3 198 So. “We screen everyone we hire very RCB 19 John Krimm 6-2 183 Jr. carefully,” says Whitmer. “We find out SS 29 Tom DeSiato 5-10 182 Sr. about their experience and what kind of FS 27 Tom G ibbons 6-1 181 Sr. people they are before we hire them. This l is a difficult job and som etim es it involves MICHIGAN STATE OFFENSE a lot of pressure. We want to be sure the kids we hire can handle it.” PCS NO PLAYER HT WT Cl And can they? TE 95 Al Kimchik 6-3 212 Sr. LT 72 Jell Wiska 6-3 245 Jr. “Absolutely,” he stresses. “We have a LG 66 Mike Densmore 6-3 256 Sr. great bunch this year. Of course, that’s C 56 Tom Piette 6-4 248 Jr. been the case every year since I’ve been RG 69 Rod Strata 6-1 232 Sr. here.” RT 63 Dave Whittle 6-5 259 Sr. Seniors, Whitten, Doherty and SE 21 Ted Jones 6-1 180 So. QB 15 Bert Vaughn 6-5 214 Jr. Krueger will travel with the football team FB 45 Andy Schramm 6-3 227 Sr. to assist head football trainer, Paszkiet. HB 20 Steve Smith 5-9 188 Sr. Whitmer will likewise ask for assistance FL 24 Tony Gilbert 6-2 179 Jr. with hockey, or Meyer with basketball P 19 Ray Stachowicz 6-0 190 Sr. from the senior student staff. That makes PK, 8 Morten Andersen 6-0 195 Jr. for even more work, more responsibility and more hours away from the books. MICHIGAN STATE DEFENSE “But it’s a great opportunity,” points out Krueger. “It gives you a feeling of LE 88 Ron Mitchem 6-5 268 Jr. doing something constructive here. LT 86 Johnny Lee Haynes6-1 231 Sr. RT 93 Bernard Hay 6-2 238 Sr. Besides, I think I speak for all of us when I RE 91 Smiley Creswell 6-4 226 Jr. say that we like the work. We enjoy the OLB 39 George Cooper 6-2 208 Jr. people and the opportunities the job MLB 58 James Neely 6-2 225 So. John McCormick 6-2 221 Sr. i gives us. OLB 40 “I think the athletes and coaches LCB 7 Chris Van Pelt 6-3 195 So. definitely respect us,” he continues. RCB 48 Nate Hannah 6-0 166 Fr. Jr. “They know we are here to help them and SS 13 Rick Milhizer 6-2 181 Sophomore trainer Jane Trusela tapes the ankle of Irish defensive back FS 27 Thomas Morris 5-11 175 Jr. Rod Bone. This is one of many duties that the Notre Dame student I think they appreciate the extra time and training staff takes care of daily. effort we put in to do a good job.” College Grid Picks f Paul Mullaney Beth Huffman Michael Ortman Kelly Sullivan Frank LaGrotta Craig Chval Brian B eglane Bill Marquard Gary Grassey 1980 EdItor-in-Chief Sports Editor A ssoc. Spts Editor W om en's Sp. Ed. Sports Writer Sports Writer Sports Writer Sports Writer Sports Writer 26-10, .723 28-8, .778 27-9, .750 27-9, .750 24-12, .667 26-10, .723 27-9, .750 27-9, .750 26-10, .723 Penn State at Missouri Lions by 3 Tigers by 1 Lions by 7 Tigers by 5 Tigers by 6 Tigers by 6 Tigers by 8 Tigers by 7 Lions by 3 UCLA at Ohio State Bruins by 2 Bucks by 14 Bucks by 12 Bucks by 6 Bucks by 9 Bruins by 2 Bucks by 6 Bucks by 10 Bucks by 8 Arizona State at USC Trojans by 7 Trojans by 10 Trojans by 4 Trojans by 9 Trojans by 3 Trojans by 8 Trojans by 10 Trojans by 7 Trojans by 11 Kentucky at Alabama Tide by 27 Tide by 10 Wildcats by 1 Tide by 16 Tide by 3 Tide by 17 Tide by 17 Tide by 17 Tide by 18 Florida St. at Nebraska Huskers by 8 Huskers by 6 Huskers by 4 Huskers by 14 Huskers by 7 Huskers by 10 Huskers by 7 Huskers by 3 Huskers by 9 LSU at Florida Gators by 1 Gators by 7 Gators by 2 Gators by 10 Tigers by 3 Gators by 4 Gators by 10 Gators by 10 Tigers by 5 Houston at Baylor Cougars by 3 Bears by 2 Cougars by 9 Bears by 4 Cougars by 3 Cougars by 3 Bears by 14 Bears by 10 Bears by 6 Virginia at West Virginia Cavaliers by 7 Cavaliers by 5 W.Va. by 2 W.Va. by 6 W.Va. by 1 W.Va by 9 W.Va. by 8 W.Va. by 7 Cavaliers by 7 Notre Dame at Michigan Irish by 15 Irish by 20 Irish by 21 Irish by 17 Irish by 13 Irish by 22 Irish by 17 Irish by 20 Irish by 13 ND 1980 UNITED WAY STUDENT DRIVE Participation Chart 100 percent 90 percent .. 80 percent 70 p e rc e n t 60 percent . 50 percent .. 40 percent .. 30 percent . 20 percent .1 0 percent ... 0 percent We’re all in this together!’ Features Friday, October 3, 1980 - page 11 Bon Appetite, Mr. Carter Mark Perron President Cartel’s popularity has will join us and be in charge of Sour recently riseh in some polls to a point Grapes.” where he enjoys a narrow-lead over his “But, Deep Gulp, how will food opponents. This has been attributed in actually help the President’s chances of part to Governor Reagan’s skill as an extemporaneous speaker. But I have winning in November?” learned that the President’s support “It’s all by association. Carter has increased because of a shrewd new became President because he was twist in his re-election strategy: Jimmy readily associatd with peanuts. If we Carter’s campaign has turned into a can associate the President with as food fight. many foods as possible, every sip, 11 was leaked to me that the President crunch and chomp is another vote. has decided to shift the emphasis o f the The campaign will even raise the campaign from issues to edibles; when public visibility of Vice President Carter’s opponents start on his record, Mondale by patenting ‘Fritz Corn he’ll start on dinner. My gourmand Chips.’” informant is a member of the White “I guess I can swallow that,” I said. House Cooking staff, known only to “But has this strategy ever gone wrong me as “Deep Gulp.” In a nighttime and left the President with egg on his interview in the parking lot of a face?” fashionable Washington restaurant, “Yes, a few times. Although foreign Deep Gulp fed me the low-down on policy is Carter’s bread-and-nutter, he Carter’s plan. goofed when he served ham to Prime “Every incumbent uses the office of Minister Begin at Camp David. And the President to gain himself support the Soviet grain embargo was half- by promising various interest groups baked.” different favors,” Deep Gulp whis pered from under the shadows of the “But tell me, Deep Gulp, what do Golden Arches. “But Carter is wooing you think Mr. Carter would do if for voters by promising different some reason his campaign strategies FLAVORS. failed and he lost the election?” “The President knows that to many “Well, believe it or not, all of the Americans, another four years of candidates have got some sort of Carter in the W hite H ouse is un- future plans should they not win. alatable. He believes, though, that if Governor Reagan will return to work for his favorite charity, the Home for e can successfully associate himself “And alter Kennedy’s defeat, bitter potatoes. Carter has resurrected the Aging Reactionaries. John Anderson’s and his Administration with delicious feelings were ameliorated by the ‘Kitchen Cabinet.’ plans include appearing in television foods, his re-election will be a piece of Carter camp when they had a special “The people closest to the President commericals for tne American Express cake.” chicken dinner— featuring only LEFT have been assigned to various cuisine. “Has Mr. Carter been successful at WINGS. Secretary Muskie has been appointed Card. And I suppose if Jimmy Carter this culinary campaign so far?” I asked. as head of Fish and Seafood, while should be defeated, he’ll try to find “Yes, very much so. Carter’s ability “But this is all chicken feed com Carter’s son, Chip, is assigned to work in a food-related field now that to retain his support at the Democratic pared with the main course that the Cookies. Billy Carter has been moved his peanut warehouse has gone bottom Convention was directly due to the fact President has been cooking up for the to Chief of Foreign Foods after serving up. However, most former Presidents that special areas were set up for loyal next month and a half.” as Head o f Beverages. Ham ilton just write their memoirs in quiet delegates. The White House referred “Really? What’s on the menu?” I Jordan took over that spot because of seclusion. So I guess Carter may go to to these as ‘delegatessens,’” Deep asked. his dealings with coke. And it’s Notre Dame and work on his Gulp giggled. “I’m not sure, but it won’t be small rumored that even Teddy Kennedy Presidential SAGA.” REEL REV ‘In God We Trust’-Holy MessO l Ryan Vet Berkmoes On the surface, the film has all the those beans you had for dinner last the “Tomorrow” show can attest to “In G od W e Trust” is without doubt makings of an at least acceptable film. night. the worst movie of the current season. this. His portrayal is totally uninspired The producer is Marty Feldman, the Feldman soon finds a romantic and lacking the real fervor a true How does it achieve this dubious bug-eyed protege of Mel Brooks. Fans interest, a completly original character preacher would have. The final half of distinction? You name it. Better to say will remember his superb performances never before seen on the silver screen: the movie is spent having Ambrose what’s good about it — running time is in a whole string of Brooks’ films. Now a warm-hearted hooker. Louise Lasser, trying to get a chance to see a mere ninety minutes, meaning that on his own, Feldman proves to be an who everybody remembers for her Thunderbird for the money. A number your release from this disaster comes able actor who takes direction well. memorable role as Mary Hartman, of inane plot twists are introduced — mercifully soon. The film just isn’t But when counted on to write, direct, seems bent on ruining her reputation but by now you get the point. funny — not at all. W hen making a and star as he does here, he crumbles with this role. Her portrayal of In the end Richard Pryor is com comedy it’s always wise to include like the proverbial over-strawed camel. Feldman’s girlfriend is one more be pletely wasted as some sort of fitting the likes of Susanne Sommers. something humorous; the producers A large portion of the jokes are the computerized device called G.O.D. Lasser, who is now in her forties, is of this one didn’t bother. cheap physical kind that even an that somehow runs Thunderbird’s continually made to look like a cute insipid mess like Gilligan’s Island vast, religious big-buck empire. His nymph in her twenties. The results are never stooped to. Evidently, Feldman •appearence on screen consumes just a less then successful, and she looks like thought that having himself tumble few minutes, definitely- not justifying down a hill would be funny; the joke what she is, an aging star trying to look his crowd-inducing billing in the ads. young. falls further than Feldman. The final word for this thing is The premise of the film is a spoof of At times the m ovie has aspirations to hokey. Most of the jokes are so be a romantic comedy. This is a genre the televised reborn Evangelist indus laboriously set up, even the dimmest Feldman has never worked in and try. You know, those God-fearing, of viewers can see them coming. When doesn’t here, either. Brother Ambrose’s devil-damning men clad in white, who Ambrose goes to fix a sign with a virtue is the butt of many stillborn hammer, one is tempted to retreat to are perennially surrounded by bevies jokes, and at least half an hour is spent of psalm-singing beauties in satin the lobby, so as not to have to watch with him slowly falling into degenerate him hit his thumb. A full ten minutes robes. This topic has been begging for acts with Lasser. On the “morning a satirical disrobing ever since Earl are spent on a chase, at the film’s end, after” both express their love for each that has the entire Church of Divine Angley cured his first cripple. There other. Had the scene been accom Profit (Thunderbird’s bunch) chasing aren’t many topics more ripe for the panied by cheesy organ music, it would Ambrose On a skateboard through ruining. Sadly, the topic is ruined, from have been hysterical. The sad realiza L A. Even Disney contrives better an entertainment standpoint. tion is that they are serious when they scenes than this. Feldman has failed to Feldman plays the role of a naive say things like: “Oh your eyes are so realize that humor is based on the young monk sent by his masters to get deep,” and, “I understand it’s not your unexpected, and when you can see the money to save the monastery from first time.” Lines like those are less punchline coming from afar, the result having it’s mortgage foreclosed. Never palatable than the hot dog concoction. is at best a yawn, and at worst a groan. having been on the outside, Feldman is The film’s technical budget is readily Ambrose gets his inspiration for the com pletly befuddled by the real world. apparent all too often as well. Tech monastery-saving money from seeing However, instead of showing the nical goofs like sloppy editing, and an evangelist named Armageddon T. dumb monk trying to cope with life, poorly dubbed sound abound. The the writers (i.e. Feldman) choose to Thunderbird on TV. Andy Kaufman makes his first and hopefully last inside of Thunderbird’s billion-dollar milk humor from this premise by cathedral looks like the inside of a having Feldman chow down on hot movie appearance in the role as the money-hungry preacher. Kaufman, mercy mission in Tarzana. Let’s hope dogs, mustard and ice cream (com for everyone’s sake that Feldman does bined) as if he’s never seen real food who plays on “Taxi,” is a man known Marty Feldman as Brother Ambrose in “In to have a few screws loose. Anybody what he does best and returns to God We Trust ” before. This scene is repeated often acting— for other people. through the rest of the movie, like who has seen him wrestling women on Features Friday, October 3, 1980 - page 12 LETTERS TO A LONELY GOD The Parable of the Prodigal Parents Rev. Robert Griffin Fellows seem more willing to talk even sublimity can have its variant had turned out. Then they remem At midnight, one of the son’s about it than girls do. Fellows try to versions. Maybe what the twentieth bered how lovely life used to be, and roommates came back from Chicago, mention it casually, in matter-of-fact century needs is a parable of the they began to wonder if they where he had been interviewing for tones, as though they had detached Prodigal Parents. It could go like couldn’t make it again, finally they a job. “What’s going on here?” he themselves from an emotional in this. understood that the only way the asked. volvement: “During the summer, A certain couple in Westchester cou ld make it was together; ana they The son said: “We’re having a my folks separated. Now they’re had two teen-age children, a son and became as intimate in their affec party for my parents.” planning on getting a divorce.” ,a daughter. One day as the children tions as the Greek, having no The roommate, more than a little Girls, when they tell you, are on were leaving for college, the mother minimum, would allow. jealous, complained: “For three the verge of tears. Fellows, playing said: “Kids, your father and I are ‘ The real heartbreak of the mess years, I’ve been your best friend. m acho, keep the facts objective, but splitting. I’m taking the house, the we made,” she said finally,"she I’ve been closer to you than a the hurt is there all the same, and bank account, the credit cards, and “is what we did to our kids.” brother, and you could never even sometimes an anger at the way the Chrysler stock. Your father is “W e’re rotten parents,” he said. afford to buy me a drink. Now your >arents can hurt one another. You, keeping the family business.” The children got hurt most by folks show up, after years of not [istening, can only suppose that The father moved out of the seeing how we hurt ourselves. They really giving a damn, and you’re parents are doing the best they can. Westchester home, and took an trusted us not to cause each other supplying the Heinekens for half the Maybe spouses have maintained a apartment in Manhattan, where he p ain.” Q uad.” marriage for a long time after the kept a mistress. The mother, staying “Maybe,” she said, “they’ll be The son said: “W e’ll be buddies flame has flickered out; hanging on at home, took up with a crowd of happy to hear that we are together.” ’til the day we die. Someday, I’ll to commitment, for the sake of swingers. She travelled a great deal They went to the campus, where want you to be the best man at children, during years when indif- to places where the sun shone the children went to school on wedding, and the godfahter to my rerence has long since taken the brightly, even in winter. It was high scholarship, and arranged to meet children. But pareits are back place of love. Who can tell the time she saw something of the the children in the chapel after together, and now we’re a family suffering that marriage partners world, she told friends, after the Mass. To the children’s surprise, again, so please put off the long endure from one another as a drudgery of keeping house for their parents knelt down before face, and be happy for us. I don’t consequence of a mutual fidelity twenty years. them. value you any less as a friend promised at an altar when anything After a while, there was a reces because my sister and I have a home seemed possible to young folks who “We’ve been foolish parents,” sion in the country, and inflation they said. “We have not deserved to we can call our own.” found each,other endearing? made people on fixed incomes feel The parable, mutatis mutandis, is Life changes people, despite vows have you as our family. W e want you relatively poor. The Wall Street to know we have always loved you.” highly adjustable. Sometimes, par that pledge constancy. Responsibil mardet faltered, stocks paid virtually ents need to be offered an unlimited ity ages them. Disappointment lines nothing, and the brokers wouldn’t The children made their parents compassion, as though they had their faces a defeated look that touch Chrysler if you served them stand up, and they hugged them and wandered to far countries, where the makes them seem habitually tired. with borscht. The Westchester home hugged them, saying: “You’ve been living is riotous. Grieved by what Jobs become altogether engrossing, had to be sold for taxes; the money caring for us all our lives, and we’ve they are up to, the faithful child or they grind a soul down with legt over was used to pay off the just kept on taking. We are the ones waits with love, not knowing if monotony. A wife becomes a house mortage. In Manhattan, the father who should be sorry. We’ve hurt there’ll be a homecoming, or not. hold frump; a husband becomes the had it hard, too; conditions were so your chances at happiness by being Tenderness, without judgment or office bore. Prosperity ruins their bad that the family business had so selfish.” anger, must move upward as when need to be needed. Each partner collapsed. Rents went up because of The mother said: “You mean we children are being patient with their asks, in differing degrees of des inflation, and the father had to move can expect you for Sunday dinner?” parents, as well as downward, when peration: “Is this all there is to my into the YMCA, where mistresses “Every Sunday for the rest of our heaven is showing mercy to a lost marriage: an econovic trap in which I are expressly forbidden. lives, if you want us,” the children lamb. Even God needs our forgive am stuck for life with an erstwhile One day, the father and the said. “Tonight we want to give you ness, as any Jew, or some Blacks lover who lushes, or cheats, or burps mother, now both working at low- the biggest party the Dean of living in America, could tell you. The away the Sunday afternoons of the income jobs, ran into each other at Students will allow,so that you can Father who merely w atch es the fall best years of my life? What have we the same bargain sale in Macy’s meet all our friends.” of sparrows does not always seem offered each other lately, except basem ent. ‘ T haven’t got a thing to wear to a the friend of the nest. nagging, neglect, and Valium?” “Imagine my surprise at seeing party,” the mother said, “just an The parables have yet to be So marriages break up as middle- you here,” he said. “You used to do old, tacky silver sable, and a shabby written for the ministry to children agers scramble for a second chance your shopping at Saks.” gown from Balienciaga. ” being scarred by divorce. The best at life, in aninsistence on having a “You should talk,” she said. “You can have the dress I bought parable any of us knows tells of the freedom needed, they think, to save “You look like a hobo’s Halloween.” for the prom,” the daughter said. father who welcomed his boy’s their souls. Like it or not, they tear ‘I’ll buy you coffee at Child’s,” he ” I’m giving it to you because I love return from a far country. Kids have apart their children. The children, said, “if you leave the tip. We need you so much.” got to know that parents too can coming to you, say: “Help me to to talk. ” That evening, the children gave an leave the farm; quite a few parents, make them see sense.” “It’s cheaper if we go to the enormous party in honor of their these days, wonder what life would Greek’s, where there’s no mini parents. They even asked a priest to be like in that distant place: Some, The most comforting story in the mum,” she said. “I’ll treat you.” come in and bless their parent’s who go, might even make it back, if Jesus-book tells the parable of the Between them, they had seven being together. Everyone danced they expect that someone kindly will Prodigal Son. It wouldn’t make cups of coffee. First they got over through the night as though it were be waiting for them, watching the sense to update a timeless story, but being ashamed of the way things a w edding. road with loving eyes. Plea for 'Swords into at ’ Rob Gabriele In addition, John Gilligan, “Peace, it is peace which must[ Today and tomorrow, the Notre Bread for the World as well as former Governor of Ohio and current guide the destinies of peoples... If Dame-Saint Mary’s College World president of Pax-,ChristiU.S.A., the Thomas J. White Professor of Law at you want to be brothers and sisters, Hunger Coalition and the South American chapter of the interna Notre Dame will speak Saturday let the weapons fall from your Bend J ustice and Peace Center will tional organization devoted to peace hands. You cannot love with wea morning on ‘ ‘The Failure of Foreign making. Bishop Gumbleton was also co-sponser a conference on peace A id .” pons in your hands. and the arms race, “Swords into one of only three American clergy The conference will also include a Pope Paul VI Ploughshares: the Quest for Peace in men to visit the hostages in Iran on prayer service tonight, led by Bishop the M odern World. ” Christmas, 1979. William McManus of Fort Wayne- South Bend. This will follow imme In addition to the University The conference will feature Bishop diately after the keynote address and community, the conference sponsors Thomas Gumbleton, auxiliary bishop discussion period. Weather permit are inviting the parishes of South of Detroit, as keynote speaker. ting, it will be held by candlelight in Bend and all concerned people of the Bishop Gumbleton will speak on the esplanade in front of the library, area to participate in this important “U.S. Arms Policy vs. the Gospel of under the mosaic of Christ the work of helping to build a conscious Jesus,”at 7 p.m., tonight in the Teacher. The conference will con ness toward peace. library auditorium. On Saturday clude with a Eucharistic liturgy for morning the Bishop will also engage peace at noon tomorrow, the feast of in a debate on the merits of SALT II St. Francis of Assisi, a patron saint For more information contact: with Professor Alan Dewty of the of peace . Bishop Gumbleton Rita Kopczynski at 6484 in the N.D. Government Dept, and Bernard will be the celebrant. m ornings Norling of the N.D. History Dept. 288-0641 in the afternoons The keynote speaker, Bishop Tho Edward Gaffney of the N.D. Center mas Gumbleton, has been auxiliary for Constitutional Studies will mod Rob Gabnele is a Notre Dame Bishop of Detroit since 1968. He is erate. student from Chicago, Illinois. also board member and president of The Observer Weekend Friday, October 3, 1980 - page 13 Campus Molarity Michael Molinelli FRIDAY, OCT. 3, 1980 I JUST POUT K.U0U ANY AMP N O U J J E a s k m y s e l f; DOES THAT M EA N .T'm WHAT YOU HAVE OOUNPS LIFE] MORE... AT /V, I KMEU whats oc sacred about #5:15 p.m. mass, the bulla 76 LIV'E HALF M Y A PREMATURE CASE O f J H 0 U T HE WHOLE U6RLP THE REST OF HY IDEALS, shed, supper too. LIFE' ACCORDING 7 6 MlPPLEAGE CRISIS J — SHOULD B E , AND NOW A T #7 p.m. speech, us arms WHO'S TO M Y B Y T H E BELIEFS JT WILL X FIGURE X U I !, HALE THOSE IDEALS policy vs. the gospel of jesus, TIME I'M 30 THEY LONGER RAVE? \VE IT MOW AMP . ARE aD N E k W r ALL BE GO/JE 9 library aud. ^ 4 T THE RUSH " p #7, 9, 11, p.m. film, “casino royale", k o f c hall y #7,10 p.m. film, “the sound of music", carroll hall (smc) # 8 p.m. play, "he who get’s slapped” o’laughlin aud. (smc) SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1980 #9:30 a.m. speech, “the failure of foreign aid", library aud. • noon, smoker, msu on t.v. with food and drinks, k o f c hall Peanuts © #7,9 p.m. movie, “duck Charles Schulz soup" marx bros, eng. aud. #7,9,11 p.m. movie, “casino SQUEEZE... SQUAStt... LUMEN YOU'RE FEELIN6 LOW royale", k o f c hall m E S A u a a NOTHING CHEERS YOU UP #8 p.m. play, “he who gets U — VJ— LIKE A FEW R0UNP5 OF slapped" o’laughlin aud. " # 9 p m. nazz, jerry and "SQUEEZE...SQUASH... barry, lafortune basem ent M i APPLESAUCE/' SU N D A Y, OCTOBER 5, 1980 #12:30 p.m. ceremony, formation and knighthood degree, wear your tie and Y -Z f - . jacket, k of c hall •6:30 p.m. meeting, hall v.p.’s, lafortune ballroom ACROSS 30 A ctress 58 W here 22 Doctors' #7,9,11 p.m. movie, “casino 1 Bony meat L ocke and Asm ara is org. royale”, k o f c hall 6 C am pus others 62 C ockney 24 Come — halt letters 32 Praiseful resid en ce 25 City in # 8 p.m. concert, irish nat'l 10 Trail re orations 63 Swimming O klahom a The Daily Crossword police choir from dublin, len tle ssly 35 R ad am es clum sily 27 Iranian o’laughlin 13 Run o il love 66 S h aw ’s of old to Gretna 36 Coolidge m onogram 28 S leep l G reen 39 Religious 67 Eye popper like — 2 1 A / II 0 11 12 14 Pahlavi truths 68 Designer 29 Stubborn ■ i.i ■ u and others 41 Inferior O scar quality 1" 10 Lr- Chess club 16 Three — so n g d e la — 31 Fury i / ■in ■ m atch 43 Spur (on) 69 Family girl 33 A p iece 17 Act showy 44 Harvest 70 Strays 34 Movie title 1 m ■!" sponsors 19 Leggy limb 46 Town in 71 G lacial 37 Ms Moffo 21 20 Marine N ebraska ridge 38 Supports 2.1 r plant 47 Fuel gases 40 Nary — 24 20 21 Operative 50 Greek DOWN (none) ■n 211 20 10 ■r tournament 23 Encourage letters 1 Old World 42 Bridge II 26 Balm y 51 Assistant lizard fram ew orks X/ : n :i4 Tz III Attention all chess players! 27 Manufac 53 Armaments 2 Hint 45 Shade of green tured 56 D iscoed 3 List of : n ■ This Sunday, October 5, the 40 41 42 p erson s 48 G u m sh oe Notre Dame Chess Club will be 4 Maxim 49 Harpoons Yesterday’s Puzzle Solved: t 'l 44 4 ', 41, sponsoring a chess tournament 5 Type 51 Lead — life at the LaFortune center. The ■ o [S M 0 Is ■ II s u R F R ■ 6 E scorts 52 Metrical 4 / ■ 4H 40 00 tournament will consist of three A N T 1 T A X N 0 R A TE S 7 Guevara feet P E R S 0 N A . L C 0 N r A C T 8 Young boy 54 Calif, fort M 02 rounds, to be played at 9 a.m., A B U T M V. 04 "o S 0 1. T S GF F 9 “You’re 55 Kol — 12:30 p.m., and 4 p.m. The R A C Y D 1 V E s l c E n F nothing Mi ■ (Hebrew A S K T U N 1 S s u R F R Ml 00 1,0 1,1 players will be separated into but — ” prayer) groups of four, with the winner S E A G R E E N S H R F 0 S J j 10 Hardtack w f,i 1,4 R E L E GA T E S 5 7 y o , of each quad receiving a popular B A S 1 N S ■ c R E A T 0 R S 11 — lours on ce frfi ■ f,/ chess book. The entrance fee is 1 M E N 1 # S A K F R N F P (creeping) 59 Skating 1,11 $5, and registration will take T E N D m U R A N M A M A 12 Played su rface h4 ■ place from 8:00 to 8:45 Sunday 1 R E ■ A L 1 E N ■ e 1 0 F R at V egas 60 Heraldic n I) 1 S T R E s S S i G N A 1 S 15 Operating term morning. For more information, N C A 1 E G E s | A R 1 F r 1 F MDs: abbr. 61 Gelatin call 234-9648. E M 0 D ■ D LeJI s S S EJ s ■ 18 Afternoon 64 Him: It. fc; 1980 by Chicago Tribune N Y. News Synd Inc inn/un affair 65 Enclosure All Rights Reserved Jr. parents weekend Refrigerators futtQhfs of (Columbus moved dorm room size FORMATION and Two important decisions were made this week concerning students rates Junior Parents Weekend. The KNIGHTHOOD dates of the weekend have been changed from February 13, 14, CALL and 15 to February 6, 7, and 8. Degrees will be held: The weekend was moved up a week in order to accomodate an unforseen change in Father SUNDAY, OCT. 5 at Hesburgh’s schedule. In addi TAYLOR tion, the Junior Class Officers, in conjunction with their class ad K. of C. Hall 12:30pm visor and last year’s weekend chairman, have named Bill All members who have taken Flynn, a junior from Zahm Hall, RENTAL as this year’s Junior Parents only the Admission Degree Weekend Chairman. Flynn and the Class Officers will be ac 277-2190 ------are eligible. cepting application for oher Dositions on the committee. [JACKET AND starting next week. 1427 N. Ironwood TIE REQUESTED- The Observer Friday, October 3, 1980 - page 14 SMC spikers host triangular by Mark Hannuksela expecting more from this team, We have played well enough to Sports Writer and maybe now that we have win in most of our matches, three wins under our belts, we but our record is only 3-3. As I Following three opening sea can begin to establish a little said before though,-we seem to son losses, the Saint Mary’s consistency.” be putting it together right College volleyball team will Earlier this week, Murphy’s now, and a good performance take' a three game winning Belles garnered two of their this weekend can really help streak into tommorow morn three wins in a triangular u s.” ing’s triangular match with match with Purdue-Calumet The Belles will have their Hanover College and Indiana and IUPU-Ft. Wayne. Saint hands full this weekend, how State’s junior varsity unit. Ac M ary’s won the first match in ever. They will have to go tion is slated to begin at 11 each of those two contests by against a tough Hanover Col a.m. in the Angela Athletic identical 16-14 scores, yet were lege team that performed well Facility. forced to play a third set in last year’s state tournament, To this point, second year because of temporary mental as well as Division II power coach Erin Murphy has been lapse in the second set. house Indiana State’s junior quite pleased with her team’s One of Murphy’s coaching varsity team. With the current performance.' philosophies offers a corrective three game winning streak “We have show ourselves to method for that, though. It’s behind them, however, the be a very talented team so called PM A. situation does not appear hope 0 far,” said Murphy. “We have “If there’s one thing I stress less for Murphy’s troops. four freshmen and one transfer in practice and in our matches, “These two teams will pro student that have done an it’s PMA—Positive Mental At vide us with the toughest excellent job for us, and have titude. Our players must not— competition we have seen thus Notre Dame club will host rival South bend Rugby Club really added a lot to the team. and are not allowed to—to give far,” said Murphy, a graduate tomorrow afternoon on Stepan Field, \photo by Chris We also are returning a lot of negative feedback to them of Lewis University o f Illinois. experienced players from last ———————————— selves, to each other, or to me. “Indiana State will probably be year’s squad, and I think this I want them to develop self- pretty strong—they have al combination gives us a more confidence, to believe in them ways had a good program. We talented team than last year.” selves. I don't think they saw Hanover last year at “For some reason though, realize yet just how good they state’s, and they looked pretty we have yet to begin playing can b e .” good also, so we’re expecting up to our potential,” Murphy MASS “Up to this point,” Murphy some tough matches. added. “We are just now said, “we have more or less stamn^^puMttogethe^Tni Hopefully, though, the mom followed by been the victims of bad luck. entum we have built up in our last three wins, plus a little supper crowd support, will carry us SUNDAY MASSES through this weekend. I think every we will do well.” AT SACRED HEART CHURCH campus FRIDAY ministry 5:15 p.m. S aturday Rev. Robert Griffin, c.s.c. at the 9:00 a.m. Sunday Rev. Bernie G a u d re a u . . .Team 10:30 a.m. Sunday Rev. Peter R occa, c .s c . 12:15 p.m. Sunday [icontinued from page 16] SfeMi 7:15 p.m. V espers Rev. Peter R occa, c .s c . more Rick Chryst with five hits each. For the fall season, Montangano is the leading hitter out of the regulars with a .407 5 -15 P m mark, follow ed by Chryst at .400 and Szajko at .333. “Rick hit the ball well and came through in the clutch. He’s a great kid who’s only going to DISCOVER get better,” Gallo said. “Chryst is W niabts of (folumbur, nothing flashy, but he’s a ball presents: * player. Seniors Bob Bartlett and Mike Deasey have led the pitch ing staff this fall. Bartlett has a 2-0 SOUTHOLD record and a 2.25 ERA, while Deasey has a 3.00 ERA. Gallo has used 13 pitchers so far in hopes Svtlets DANCE of finding the right combination Moody Atimn for this spring. The Irish swept Saturday’s THEATER opponent Indiana State to open the fall campaign. Saturday at 8 p. m. They’ll (Indiana State) want us bad," Gallo said. ’’They can hit the ball and we expect a tough Century Center game." 0^ Peter Sellers, Ursula Andress, Woody Allen I W Indiana State’s shortstop Pete Columbia: Directed by John Huston. Ken Hughes > % Downtown South Bend Pesko was the fifth leading hitter in the country last year with a fri, sat&sun Oct. 3,4 & 5 ^ Tickets at the door: .472 average. $5 for adults Bradley also belongs to the 7,9,11pm /^Kotc Missouri Valley Conference with $2.50 for students Indiana State. “The Braves can K of C hall hit and run and they have good pitching,” Gallo said St. Louis admission $1 -members free competes in the Metro Conference. STUDENT UNION SOCIAL COMMISSION presents: Student Union F sents: the PUNK ROCK party VAN LINES — Your weekend franc ortc :on 9-lam FRIDAY , OCTOBER 3 off campus I Tickets $100/Semester — at ticket office in LaFortune stepan center — at dining halls this week FREE ★ Look for route itinerary pop and Services Commission munchies The Observer Friday, October 3, 1980 - page 15 Baseball ______Let’s JAM! Sports Briefs The NDSU Presents AMERICAN LEAGUE Sugar Ray,Duran schedule rematch W I'Vt. GB VNew York 1 01 58 .635 World Boxing Council wealterweight champion Roberto COUNTRY ROCK JAM Baltimore 98 61 61 6 W est Duranand the man he beat to earn the title, Sugar Ray Nov. 1 — Stepan Center xKansas City 95 64 .597 Leonard,announced their much-anticipated rematch last night O akland 8 2 7 8 ,5 1 3 13% prior to the Muhammad Ali-Larry Holmes heavyweight bout. Five Bands — Including x Clinched'dlvision title Duran stripped Leonard of the championship on June 20 in y Clinched tie for division title Montreal. The Panamanian took the 15-round unanimous Yesterday s Games The VASSAR CLEMENTS BAND Chicago 9, Oakland 4 decision which', until last night’s Ali-Holmes clash, had been the Minnesota 6, Texas 3, 1st game richest fight in boxing history, tagged at nearly $30 million. an d Minnesota at Texas, 2nd game Leonard, a native of Palmer Park, Md., near Washington, Boston 4, Toronto 1 D.C.,has won each of his other professional fights and owns a 2 JOHN HALL of O rleans New York 3, Detroit 2 K ansas city 6, S eattle 2 1 /2-year career ledger of 27-1 STUDENT TICKET LOTTERY: Dnlv games scheduled Disser seeks rule revision suggestions NATIONAL LEAGUE Sunday, Oct. 5, 7 p.m. East Any off-campus student having suggestions for rule revisions W L Pet. GB LAFORTUNE BALLROOM M ontreal 8 9 7 0 . 5 6 0 of interhall competitive rules please submit them to Tom Philadelphia 8 9 7 0 . 5 6 0 Disser, off-campus commissioner, at 277-8730 by Tuesday, W est O ctober 7 at 6 p.m. Tickets $4 each. G eneral Admission. Houston 92 67 .579 Bring your ticket m oney with you. Los Angeles 8 9 6 9 5 6 3 2 % Yesterday s Games Lacrosse team begins practice Sunday Limit four (4) tickets per person. Philadelphia 4, Chicago 2 Payable by cash or check. Also on sale, Houston 3, Atlanta 2 Lacrosse practice will begin Sunday, October 5 at 1 p.m at Los Angeles at San Francisco, (n) Stepan Center. Practice is for anyone wishing to play in the Chicken Barbecue tickets at $3.50 each. Only games scheduled ______annual alumni game. For further information contact Rich O’Leary at 4563. Interhall office extends golf tournament reports . Ali *D oc.*P ierce's 11continued from page 16] The deadline for reporting scores in the interhall golf Restaurant The Best in seconds of the round, Holmes tournament has been extended to Monday October 6th at 5 delivered seven unanswered p.m. Please return all scorecards to the interhall office at the Aged Steaks ACC. blows as Ali stood helplessly in 120 N. Main Street his own corner. This round was Downtown, Mishawaka scored for Holmes. Jogathon to benefit Fun and Learn Program 255-7737 Through the ninth and tenth for reservations rounds, Ali was in serious The second annual jogathon for the benefit of the Fun and Lunch 11:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M. trouble. His left eye swollen and Learn Program, operating under the campus Children’s Dinner 5:00 P.M. his hands at his sides, Ali could Dispensary, commences Sunday October 5 that 2 p. m. at the St. Closed Sundays & Holidays not throw a single punch. Mary’s Angela Athletic Facility. Joggers are encouraged to pick Somehow, Ali remained on his up pledge sheets at the Angela Facility as soon as possib feet, though, despite Holmes’ thundering straight left hands. Ali came closest to hitting the canvas during a terrible Holmes attack through the last minute of the ninth round. open 7 days The final moments found Ali slumped in his corner, unable to continue while Holmes wept with a unique display of joy and 1101 So. 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This was no massacre and certainly no disclaimer to Notre Dame’s lofty 9-2 record. 11 was merely another benchmark for the Irish in their ongoing climb from obscurity. The ex perience was educational in many ways and the got.” afternoon with the #3-ranked Hoosiers gave Rich The applause extended down through the ranks Hunter a brief moment of satisfaction. of Yeagley’s players as well. “I’d have to say that “I’m pleased with the way we played,” Hunter they’ve improved at least 200 percent since we repeated numerous times in the hours following played them here two years ago,” said standout the match. “For the most part, we played to the Hoosier fullback Tim Walsh. “A guy like Kevin level of our ability. They’re (Indiana) just better Lovejoy could play for any team in the country. than we are.” We geared our whole defense today toward In three contests against the powerful Hoosiers stopping him because in the air, he’s as good as during the last three years, Notre Dame, each they come.” season, has shown marked improvement from There were no distressing tones from the mouth their previous attempts to upset their downstate of Rich Hunter on this trip back to South Bend rivals. either. “W e’ll play them again next year,” he said “Their level of ability is increasing every year,” leaving no one with the impression an attempt to said Indiana coach Jerry Yeagley of the Irish last downgrade the schedule will be made. “W e’ll give _____ Sunday after the final horn. ‘This year, they it one more try.” G ene Smith will coach the Irish JV squad in a rematch The lessons learned in Bloomington, as Hunter exhibited much better ball control and they had against the Michigan State Spartans on Sunday. The host more time of possession.” summed up, were threefold. MSU defeated Notre Dame 6-3 last week on Irish turf. Unlike last season’s game here on Cartier Field, “We found out, of course, that if we make a the Hoosiers did not “live” on the Notre Dame’s mistake against a team like Indiana, they’ll score,” half of the turf. In fact, the Irish came perilously he said. “I also feel that we can play with a team o f close on more than one occasion to denting what their caliber. W e’ll never beat an Indiana by just had been, for most of the fall campaign, an outplaying them, but I think we could upset them impregnable Indiana net. if everyone played to their potential." Baseball team journeys “If that ball had gone in near the end of the first And lastly, the words of confidence that were half,” said Yeagley of a Kevin Lbvejoy cross which heard from the coaching staff to the very last man skittered right across the goal line, “it really could on the bench. “I believe we can win the rest of our have been a different game.” games,” said Hunter. to Bradley for tournament Perhaps a 2-1 or 3-1 gam e would have seem ed You won’t find any heads hanging on this Irish more pleasant from a Notre Dame point of view team. by Dave Irwin The Irish got a combined (Joe Ciuni’s header in the second half that was CORNER KICKS — Notre Dame travels to Sports Writer shutout from sophomore Steve somehow denied by the crossbar above the Michigan State (4-1) this afternoon in the featured Whitmyer and freshman Bob Hoosier net would have made such hypothetical game of the week for the Great Lakes Region... The iNotre Dame baseball Hickey against Spring Arbor, but results a reality), but the score really wasn’t the Sunday brings an afternoon in Milwaukee with the team will compete in the four- lost two games last weekend in issue. tough Marquette Warriors(4-4)... the Irish rank team Bradley University Tour the late innings when relief “N otre D am e just doesn’t have the quality man- seventh in the region following their 6-1 win over nament this weekend in Peoria, pitching failed. for-man that we have,” said Yeagley, “But they Loyola-Chicago on Tuesday...Sami Kahale leads 111. The Irish face Indiana State “Pitching was sporadic to say have worked so hard and as you could see today, the Irish in goals (eight) and total points (ten)... Saturday at 3, Bradley at 8:30 and the least. The walks really hurt they were definitely capable of putting on a good Lovejoy has seven goals and eight points...Ciuni St. Louis University Sunday at show. For a team that doesn’t have any scholar- has three goals and four assists for seven points and us,” Gallo said. “The perfor ships, they certainly made us work for what we Mike Sullivan leads in assists with five.______12:30. The winner of the round- mances of Whitmyer and Hickey robin tournament will be the were the bright spot as far as team with the best record. pitching was concerned.” The The Irish split last weekend Irish have also showed poor with Spring Arbor College and baserunning skills so far. A t least lost a doubleheader to Lewis five Irish runners have been Harriers sponsor University to drop their record picked off, another called out to 5-3. Notre Dame sports a .303 after rounding second too far, b y M a tt H uffm an according to Plane are Jim been bogged down with injur team batting average and a 3.63 and two runners who ran Sports Writer Spivey of Indiana University, ies. ERA, but have showed some through third base coach Ray Dan Heikkinen of the Univer ‘‘I would probably choose weaknesses. Lenyich’s hold sign, only to be The Twenty-Fifth Annual sity of Michigan and John Michigan—if anybody—to win “Our mental (situational) hit thrown out at the plate, and the University of Notre Dame Tuttle of Auburn—all in the Friday,” Piane said. ting was totally lacking and we other at third while trying to Cross Country Invitational be Blue division. Gold division Cross country fans are re just didn’t have the timely hitting scramble back. gins today at 2 p.m. at the favorites include Gordon San minded that the starting line (last weekend),” head coach The Irish were led last week Burke Memorial Golf Course. ders of Hillsdale College, and for the five mile race is on the Larry Gallo said. “The team end by senior Jim Montagano, This year’s race will feature Lyle Braund of Ohio State. far side of the golf course seems anxious at the plate. We junior Dan Szajko and sopho- three races. The college teams The Open division will con adjacent to the Pangborn Hall need to work the count and take will constitute Blue and Gold sist of runners wh may have gate. a lot o f pitches.” ______[continued on p a g e 14] division races, with an Open not competed in the Blue or division race slated to follow. Gold races for the various The Blue division, Gold divi college teams. Also included in sion and Open division races this division will be club run Ali reaches the end of the road will starts a 2. 3 and 4 p.m., ners. Among these club run respectively. Notre Dame will ners will be former University by Gary Grassey of right hand leads, but the round compete in the Blue division. of Wisconsin star Jim Stintzi. barrassing end to the career that Sports Writer belonged to Holmes. As is the custom for the Stintzi, along with brothers has spanned three decades, Ali Invitiational—the country’s top Steve and John, will be com failed to deliver “the second All’s psychological war re Editor’s note: This fight was ob flight teams will run this year. peting for the Wisconsin Track miracle” he had promised his mained on display throughout The best of these will include: Club. served and scored via the live closed loyal legions of supporters when the fourth round. While Holmes Auburn, Indiana, Michigan, The Notre Dame squad will circuit transmission from Las Vegas at cornerman Angelo Dundee ask began to find the range with his Florida and Illinois State. All consist of the same members the Morris Civic Auditorium in South ed referee Richard Green to stop left jab, Ali chided the champion these teams are ranked in the who took second in last week’s Bend. the bout. constantly, but continued to national top twenty for long National Catholic Invitational Muhammad Ali failed in his bid Ali was the first to enter the cover and throw no punches. distance running squads. The Meet, with the exception of to become the unprecedented ring, delighting the partisan In the fifth round, Ali brought above powerhouses will be Tony Hatherly. The injured four-time heavyweight cham crowd with his dancing exhibi the crowd to life as he began to featured in the Blue division. junior will be replace by senior pion of the the world when he tion. Holmes followed with dance. The Gold division will fea John Riely. failed to answer the bell for the almost stoical seriousness etched Holmes’ lead widened in the ture smaller schools or schools In addition to Riely, the 11 th round in his title match with on his face. sixth round. Ali was made to that did not compete in last squad will consist of co Larry H olm es at Caesars Palace. The first round began slowly as move backwards and found him vear’s race. Featured in the captains and seniors Chuck The title defense for Holmes Ali clowned and Holmes self beaten to the punch on each Gold division will be squads Aragon and J ohn Filosa, soph was his eighth straight and attempted *to score with o- of the rare occasions he tried to from Ohio State, DePaul and omore Carl Bicicchi and fresh established a new record for ccasional jabs, eventually win deliver. Detroit. man Ralph Caron, Andy Dillon, consecutive knockouts by a ing the round easily as the former The seventh was Ali’s best Notre Dame coach Joe Plane and Tim Novak. reigning heavyweight champion. champ failed to deliver a punch. round. Showing his dancing form is looking for another success 1 I would be very happy if we An estimated two billion people In the second round, again, Ali of years past, Ali fought off his ful invitational. placed in the top third of our viewed the match around the was content to play possum. He toes and on the m ove for m ost o f ‘ We’ve got some top teams field,” Piane said. ‘‘W e’ve felt world. taunted Holmes while slipping the three minutes. Jabbing and again this year, and there is no the effects of injuries already The former champion, attired and covering most of the un weaving, Ali worked the peri reason that we won’t have the this season, and that should in his usual white trunks with beaten titlist’s assaults. meter, but Holmes’ counter kind of top quality event that hamper our performance some black trim, was never a match for Holmes delivered the first punches began to slow the we’ve had in the past.” w hat.” Holmes, seven years the 38-year combinations of the fight in the challenger down. In the final Listed as possible favorites In addition to Riely, top old challenger’s junior. third round. Ali responded near [continued on page 15] to ranmre individual hf>pnrc runner Pat Sullivan has also In an inglorious and em -he end of the session with a nair