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VOLUME LXVI. OCTOBER 21, 1932 NUMBER 5

COMING EVENTS S UMMARY o o o o o o

FRIDAY, Oct. 21—SCHOLASTIC staff meetings: Editorial NEWS board. Publications Office, 6:30 p. m.; News, sports, and Thirty-five thousand expected at Notre Dame- Features staffs, 7:00 p. m., Room 222, Main Building; Carnegie classic tomorrow 5 Rosary Devotions, Sacred Heart Church, 5:00 p. m.; Loving cup to be presented to hall collecting most Sophomore Cotillion, 9:00 p. m., Palais Royale; re­ Material for bonfire on eve of Northwestern game 5 hearsal of N. D. Symphony Orchestra, Music Hall, Sophomores \vi[\ frolic tonight at South Bend's 6:45 p. m. Palais Royale in first formal of year 6 and 7 University and Kilty bands will participate in pro­ SATURDAY, Oct. 22—Cross Country, Carnegie Tech vs. gram to be given between halves of tomorrow's Notre Dame at 10:00 a. m.; Rosary Devotions, Sacred game 12 Heart Church at 12:30 p. m.; Football Notre Dame vs. Department of Philosophy secures Professor Carnegie Tech, Stadium at 2:00 p. m.; Movie, "The Etienne Gilson to speak in Washington Hall 11 Doomed Batallion," Washington Hall at 6:35 and 8:15 Guest list of Cotillion includes names from all sec­ p. m.; Football dance sponsored by senior class at tions of the country 14 K. of C. Ballroom, 9:00 p. m. FEATURES SUNDAY, Oct. 23.—Masses, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, a. m., Meet one of the most popular all-around men of Sacred Heart Church; S. A. C. meeting, Library, 10:30 the campus, Joe McCabe, in Man About this week 8 a. m.; Interhall football games at 9:00 a. m. and 2:00 Some sincere sentiments are voiced in the SCHO­ p. m.; Rosary devotions, Sacred Heart Church, 5:00 LASTIC'S Voice of the Campus 9 p. m.; Irish Club meeting, Law Building, 10:30 a. m. Psychology, tastes, and impressions of the audience are discussed in Theater Talk 16 MONDAY, Oct. 24.—Rosary Devotions, Sacred Heart Father Carroll tells of fascinating experiences in . Church, 5:00 p. m. Ireland during Eucharistic Congress this year 17 Introducing Joe Kurth 26 TUESDAY, Oct. 25.—^Rosary Devotions, Sacred Heart Church, 5:00 p. m.; Meeting of Patricians Club, Law SPORTS Building at 8:00 p. m.; Italian Club meeting. Room 2, Notre Dame defeats Drake in last game of series 20 Main Building at 8:00 p. m. Cross Country team third in quadrangular meet WEDNESDAY, Oct. 26.—^Rosary Devotions, Sacred at Evanston 20 Heart Church, 5:00 p. m.; Wranglers meeting. Law Alumni and Freshman look good as interhall season Building at 6:30 p. m. goes into third week 21 Basketball schedule looks tough to Keogan 22 THURSDAY, Oct. 27.—Eosary Devotions, Sacred Heart Carnegie Tech here for. cross-country meet Church, 5:00 p. m.; Spectators Meeting, Law Building tomorrow 22 at 8:00 p. m. Line-ups unchanged on eve of Tech game: Kurth 23 Four The Scholastic

THE WEEK -

T definite, closely organized, and correlated system X HE herding instinct reaches a climax Sat­ of instruction. urday evenings. There are two possible ways of reaching Wash­ If you are looking for a practical supplement ington Hall. One along the ordered paths and to the above, we suggest that on Monday evenings roadways; the other in a mad rush as if to escape you go to the philosophy seminar in the Law from a prairie fire. building to hear Father Miltner in his course "Foundation of Belief." You'll be doing yourself V a favor. V A LITTLE more animality—but of a different variety—^might be injected into milk and water T students at the football games. The cheering X HERE is a distinctly new orderliness, lassitude at the Drake exhibition reminded one of blended with the old vigorous spontaneity, when the timid handclaps of a convention of old maids the communicants surge to the rail Sunday morn­ at one of those "How To Bring Up Your Child" ings. Still tremble exultantly the tall green lectures. One would think that the team was pillars at the Agnus Dei. Certain actions do playing pom-pom-pull-away. No ... we shouldn't have their proper places. come away with blistered palms and raw voice boxes, but enthusiastic spirit is needed in the V muddy cheers of those proud of their detachment. The incident brings to memory a remark made X N our meanderings we visited the much talked recently by the Chairman of the South Bend about, amber-lighted, lobby on the first floor of Board of Aldermen at a discussion about airports Morrissey tower. For completion the next step and aviation: "Fifty years ago the city council probably will be the addition of a barbecue in was studying an ordinance prohibiting cows with­ the hearth. in the city limits." V V

CIENCE gained an entirely unexpected OU, of course, admired the competency of s. Y power over matter last Monday when an explo­ the stadium guards (five of them, to be exact) sion in Chemistry hall scattered an assortment in so efficiently seeing that six, and no more than of instruments, doors and windows—but no six, spectators sat in a box. In not too gently ex­ students—^in various directions. A five day tracting one student they received a greater ova­ investigation has led us to believe that the tion than did any player for a touchdown. Merely upheaval might have been accidental. a matter of standards of value. V V w E hope that you were not in a mental X HE SCHOLASTIC'S presidential poll was like coma at Sunday Mass—^at least not so much so as all straw votes: It mirrored the general apathy to fail to realize the finely organized system of of the students toward anything of more than sermons, one of which is offered each week. By comic strip importance. As the six hundred, the end of the semester they will have formed a so go. . . . October 21, 1932 Five SENIORS SPONSOR DANCE CARNEGIE CHALLENGES IRISH VICTORY FOUOWING TECH GAME MARCH TOMORROW IN HRST BIG GAME K, C. Ballroom to be Site of ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^s^^^^^^^^^^^^^s^^s^^^ Informal Affair. Bonfire Celebration Will EXPEa 35,000 AT FRAY The Carnegie Tech football dance, Be Held for This Year's the second of a series of informal Northwestern Game Tech Seeks Third Triumph In Saturday dances, sponsored by Notre Ten Year Series; Anderson With the Northwestern game, the Sees Game as Major Test. custom of having a "bonfire" cele­ bration will be resumed here on the The Notre Dame warriors under campus. This was decided at a meet­ the tutelage of "Hunk" Anderson, will ing of the S. A. C. last Sunday morn­ received their first real test of the ing. A silver loving cup is offered to season, tomorrow, when Wally Stef- the hall that collects the largest fens brings his classy Carnegie Tech amount of wood, paper, and other in­ eleven to perform before the 3-5,000 flammable material. Decoration of expected fans. Coach Steifens, has the halls will also be considered by high hopes of defeating Hunk's entry the judges who will be appointed in the 1932 national championship later. race. The "bonfire spirit" reached its Will Show Strength highest point in the past at the Against Drake and Haskell, the Southern California game here in Blue and Gold gridmen found little, 1929. opposition but the tilt tomorrow will The council also discussed plans determine the strength of Coach An­ whereby students making the student derson's charges, as the Tartans are FRANCIS A. WERNER trip to Cleveland this year will be truly of big league caliber. To date Aj>points His First Committees enabled to attend Mass on Sunday Carnegie has not lost a game in three morning in St. John's Cathedral in starts, but were tied last week by the Dame student groups, will be held Cleveland. strong W. and J. eleven. Saturday night at the Knights of President Gerend is in correspond­ Statistics show that since the tsvo Columbus ballroom. The senior class ence with Mayor Ray Miller, '14, teams opened hostilities back in 1922, at the University will be in charge of relative to the arrangements of a Notre Dame has won seven and lost the event. suitable reception for the students' but two games. This will be the tenth President Francis A. Werner of the special, but no definite plans have meeting of the two schools on the class announced his committee for the been made yet. gridiron. In 1926 when Rack's team dance early this week. Rolden A. was headed for the national title, Schefter, of Portland, Ore., will be Carnegie won 19 to 0, and two years general chairman of the dance. Irishmen Hold Their Initial later, broke a Notre Dame tradition Meet and do Business Downs Heads Salesmen of twenty-three years by whipping the Irish 27-7 on old Cartier field. Thomas Downs is chairman of the ticket committee with Frank O'Keefe, A limited number of yoimg men of Irish Backs Have Power Irish extraction held their first form­ Edward Roxas, Ed Siegfried, and All who saw that latter game will John Galla assisting him. Arrange­ al meeting Sunday morning and gave their organization the name of, "The remember how the crafty Howard ments are in charge of Tony Pugliese Harpster, the Skibo quarterback, sent and Hugh Colopy. Irish Club." In the absence of James P. Danehy, the president, Joseph Ted Rozenzweig on the end around Edmund A. Moriarty is chairman Davey acted as chairman. The set play for sixty yards and a touchdown. of the publicity committee which in­ purpose of the group is the further­ Harpster proved to the amazed crowd cludes Leslie Raddatz and Edmund A. ance of Irish culture and learning. that he was deserving of the Ail- Stephan. American berth, as he passed, kicked Written applications for admission The Notre Dame Jugglers will fur­ and ran the surprised Notre Dame into the club received due considera­ nish the music for the dance from 9 team to defeat. till 12 o'clock. tion. Only seven applicants can pos­ The Notre Dame backfield of this Miss Janet Blanchard of St. Mary's sibly be accepted as the constitution calls for a limitation to twenty mem­ year is truly a second edition of the College will be the guest of Chair­ famous Four Horsemen, Jaskwhich, man Schefter, bers and the membership now num­ bers thirteen men. Those who have Brancheau, Melinkovich and Lukats all have the power, color and speed Counting of time, I assume, is not made application verbally are re­ of former great backfield quartets, in so important as making time count— quested to petition the secretary in Jimmy Walker. writing. (Continued on Page 30) Six The Scholastic

Sophomore Cotillion at Nine Tonight

Three Hundred Couples Will Dance At Palais Royale Ballroom Until One O'clock

COTILLION PROGRAM Friday 9:00 p. m.—Sophomore Co­ tillion of 1932. Danc­ ing from 9 till 1 at MISS MARY LORRAINE GALLAGHER Palais Royale Ball Guest of President Breen Room, South Bend. Orleans will accompany Chairman Saturday McKean. 2:00 p. m, — Notre Dame In harmony with a recently inaugu­ vs. Carnegie Tech, rated policy no complimentary tickets or honorary list of campus celebrities Notre Dame Stadium. will be in evidence. That an abuse of 9:00 p. m. — Senior Class such favors has been made in the past was given as a reason for the Football dance. JOHN BREEN move. Knights of Columbus President, Sovhomore Class Ball Room,SouthBend. Two O'clock Permission week, have worked as hard as dance Permissions for all students at­ officials ever do, and have undoubted­ Sunday tending the dance have been ex­ ly got somewhere with the yawning, tended to two o'clock. All other stu­ 9:00 a. m.—^Mass (Moreau sprawling hall down town. Jimmy dents must be in their halls before Garrigan and his band have been Choir) Sacred Heart the dance begins. Automobiles may tuning up the past week over national be used by cotillioners over the week­ Church. hook-ups, the guest list is on page end provided a student notifies his fourteen—everything in fact seems to rector of his intention to have a car. be in readiness. Special Football Seats If any credence can be attached to And The Decorations campus rumor three hundred and A special section has been reserved Getting back to the decorations, at the Carnegie Tech game tomorrow fifty couples will dance around the they will be simple but consequently for those attending the Cotillion. It Palais Royale ballroom tonight from impressive. A large illuminated is on the Tech side of the field at ap­ nine to one o'clock when the class of golden N. D. will hang over the proximately the fifyt yard line. Over 1935 stage their one and only ex­ orchestra, with the class numerals 150 couples have taken advantage of travaganza, the Sophomore Cotillioii. on a silver plate in the background. the arrangement offered by the Ath­ That the dance will be a financial Colored lights will be focused on the letic office. success goes without saying. The floor, lounges in the ballroom will be sophomores are always open to jun­ edged with palms, even new furniture The various committees in charge iors and seniors to insure stability has been installed by the manage­ of the dance this year are small, and of income if the response of their ment. are as follows: Tickets: Healy, Ko- own class is not up to expectations. reneski. Carbine; Music, Keefe, Ne- There is a certain simplicity about This year, naturally, has been no ex­ son; Invitations, Weber, Martin; Re­ the favors, too. The girls will be ception to the procedure. ception, Raus, CoUer; and Patrons, handed a blue, suede card cases for Brett, Toumey; Hall, Devine, Murtha; General Chairman John McKean souvenirs. Guest of John Breen Publicity, Dillon, Doyle, Shields; Ar­ and Class President John Breen, from will be Miss Mary Lorraine Gallagher rangements, Hoffer, Cronin; Program, the looks on their faces the past of Chicago. Betty Bronson of New Moore, Miller. October 21, 1932 Seven

Music By Garrigan to Feature Dance

Section Reserved For Cotillion Guests At Carnegie Tech Game Tomorrow

REGULATIONS FOR THE 1932 COTILLION Rev. P. H. Dolan, C.S.C, Prefect of Discipline has released the fol­ lowing bulletin pertaining to the Miss BETTY BRONSON regulations in effect for the Soph­ Guest of Chairman McKean omore Cotillion on Friday, Oct. 21.

Patrons and Patronesses for the "The Sophomore Cotillion takes formal are: Dean and Mrs. James place Friday, Oct. 21. The time McCarthy, Mr. and Mrs. Stephen limit authorized by the Faculty Bocskei, Judge and Mrs. Albert Doyle, Mr. and Mrs. Louis Buckley, Dance Committee is from 9 to 1 Mr. Thomas B. Campbell, Mr. Andrew o'clock. Those attending the Cotil­ Boyle, and Mr. Francis Moran. lion must be in their place of resi­ dence at 2 o'clock Saturday morn­ JOHN MCKEAN ing. GUEST LIST General Chairman, '32 Cotillion

Josephine Lorimer, Crystal Lake. Illinois Sophomores who attend the Cot­ Felice Musil, South Bend, Indiana Virginia Meis, Chicago, Illinois Theresa Doran, South Bend, Indiana illion may use automobiles from Mary Hunt, Notre Dame, Indiana Virginia Bohn, Fort Wayne, Indiana Marion Reinke, Rosary College Friday morning until Monday Beatrice Byrer, South Bend, Indiana Geraldine Blaelock, Chicago, Illinois Ruth Florence, South Bend, Indiana noon, pro\ided they notify their Marjorie Beal, Ann Arbor, Michigan Alice Condon, Sheridan, Wyoming Elizabeth GeorKe,, Dayton, Ohio rectors. Patricia Mumsford. South Bend, Indiana Catherine Bochweg, Indianapolis, Ind. Mary Besch, St. Mary's Dolores Sjoyd, Kokomo. Indiana Attention is hereby also called to F. Words, Chicago, Illinois Blanche McGovern, Pittsburgh, Pa. R. Smith. St. Mai-y's the Faculty Dance regulation that Ruby Middleton. LaPorte, Indiana Dorothy Dugan, St. Mary's Mai-y Dearlorff, Kokomo, Indiana no student (graduate or xmder- Fean Villeneunc. Ottawa Dora Matthew, Elkhart, Indiana C. Gillespie, South Bend, Indiana graduate) may leave the dance Alice Pervey, Elkhart, Indiana Louise Borthmon, South Bend, Indiana Joan Joyce, St. Mary's. hall before the end of the dance. Marion Alberts, South Bend. Indiana Kay Lowery, Terre Haute, Indiana Alma Hords, Paducah, Kentucky Nadine LeMontree, Dayton, Ohio Elmyra Wilcox. N. Platte. Nebraska Florence LeMontree, Dayton, Ohio All students not attending the Miss Sies, St. Mary's Toddy .Sparling, St. Mary's Gena Forcier, Columbus, Ohio Cotillion must be in residence at 9 Joan Dolan, Peoria, Illinois Helen Newman, St. Mary's Susan Pettingill. South Bend. Indiana o'clock on Friday night, Oct. 21. Isabelle Gedde, St. Mary's Lorette Whitehead, St. Mary's o' the Woods Madge O'Connor, St. Mary's Helen Mulfurum, St. Mary's Patricia O'Doffer, South Bend, Indiana Failure to abide by these regu­ Flo Hanling, Gerard, Pennsylvania Katherine Temple, Cleveland, Ohio Alice Grogan, St. Mary's lations shall result in the adminis­ Jane Fitzpatrick, St. Mary's Mary Harris. Southampton, England Betty Fox, St. Mary's tration of the ordinary disciplin­ Margaret Corey, Kokomo, Indiana Mary Schonover, South Bend, Indiana ary penalties governing such mat­ Estelle Smith, Carnegie, Pennsylvania Virginia Koppus, Elmhurst, Illinois Mirium Fulks, Carnegie, Pennsylvania Annette Frank, South Bend, Indiana ters." Catherine Colygraff, Chicago, Illinois Dorothy Tuchscherr, Menasha, Wisconsin Mary Wenke, Cedar Rapids, Iowa Elizabeth McCallen, Elkhart, Indiana Rev. P. H. Dolan, C.S.C, Mary Swinsich, South Bend. Indiana Patricia Freiogen, South Bend, Indiana Mary Ferris, Champaign, Illinois Jean Hess, South Bend, Indiana Prefect of Discipline. Elizabeth McGowan. Decatur, Illinois Katherine Nolan, St. Mary's (Continued on Page 14) Eight The Scholastic FAMOUS BOY CHORUS TO MAN ABOUT THE CAMPUS SING AT NJ). ON NOV. 14 By Joseph Degnan Last autumn when times were like that sort of thing. Two cents 'Choir of Vienna," Nationally much as they are now and none of worth of charm is a lot to them. Known, to Give Concert. the sophomores cared, a few of the From the state where the Cabots Cotillion committee-men, coffee sopped speak only to the Lowells and their On November 14, the Boys Choir and all, drifted into the room of the wives speak only to facial cream ad- of Vienna will give a concert at general chairman for the usual post- Washington Hall. This iine musical breakfast chat. Thing's were, they organization which has been in exist­ thought, coming along pretty well. ence since the year 1498 is the most But at that moment the young beloved musical group in Europe. It man who had been a successful poli­ was in this choir that Mozart, Haydn, tician his freshman year w-as just and Schubert received much of their about chewing the blotter off his desk. early musical training. Of all people to get a letter of criti­ cism from—^the Editor of Scrip! Six Centuries Old "Hey, who is this weazel anyway?" The choir in the six centuries of its he snarled. He was becoming aggres­ existence has been heard by all the sive. people of most every town and city of "Oh, just the B-team quarter back any size in Europe. They are so well —^you know McCabe don't you?" liked that the organization has.been endowed by the state and sanctioned Radical In A Nice Way by it. They have been in every court Well, it would be all right after all, in Europe; they have appeared before only he shouldn't criticize the policies many of the Popes in the last six of the general chairman. But any­ centuries. way he liked the guy's style of writ­ JosEPH MCCABE Their repertoire includes many ing. It was firm and brisk. He has slept on some of the best charming operas, church choruses, door-steps in toivn. Commercially speaking. Scrip has national songs and Christmas carols. always been a problem. McCabe, rad­ vertisers, McCabe has, for the sake They not only sing but act the song. ical in a handy way, shocked the more of convenience, the trick habit of sedate members of the campus literati adopting Chicago. He has slept on N. D. Hais Students of 16 last year by ripping out the rusty some of the best door steps in town. idea that Scri2) should be drab, staid, The Chicago club wouldn't know what Di£Ferent Denominations and dead green in color. His release to do without him. He will speak at came out in bright orange. And the drop of a chin and is a good man Robert B. Riordan, Registrar of the though the tone was somewhat the to have around. A natural wit, he University, has released for publica­ same and appreciated only by a few, gives their formals that sufficient tion, statistics pertaining to the Joe, the practical, suggested that the something. Usually it's a shock. Last religious denomination distribution cover would at least be nice for a year, all dressed up in that trench- among the students of the Univer­ scrap book. coat, he sneered his way right by the sity. In an enrollment embracing boys in full dress. It was only the 2,775 pupils all but 230 of these are Dabbles In Psychology Easter Formal. Catholic. Sixteen different faiths are But the magazine, he decided, could represented in these 230 non-Catho­ also use a stronger, more personal Some call McCabe the man of a lics with the Jewish and Methodist bit of color. That bit of color was million color combinations. His moods denominations predominating with gentle Charley Bolger who, some of may be responsible. Often of the 37 and 32 members respectively. The the boys had wagered, could even sell Broadway type, then again with a complete list follows: hairpins on the campus. Joe had seen trend towards the English side, his the gentleman in action. He had been dress takes some individual turns. Anglican 1; Baptist 3; Community down in Bob Gorman's room the night When he's broke he wears the green Church 1; Christian 3; Church of the elegant Mr. Bolger tried for a hat. Christ 1; Congregational 1; Episcopal full half hour to sell the editor his "Juggler" Is Different 17; Greek Orthodox 3; Evangelical own Juggler. Charles was called into At home on the stage, McCabe is 2; Lutheran 15; Mennonite 2; Metho­ action. Soon Scrip began to get just as funny on as he is off. When dist Episcopal 3; Methodists 32; Non- around. A lecture that made the El­ assigned to act as a bowery guide in Catholic 10; No Religion 11; United liot Five Foot book shelf line look one of last seasons productions, he Brethren 1; Jewish 37; Presbyterian cheap accompanied every sale. nearly walked out. But he stayed for 22; Protestant (denomination not stated) 65. Joe likes to fool around with prac­ rehearsals and avenged himself by tical psychology now and then. At stealing the show. times he'll send a letter with a three The Juggler this year, like the edi­ Life is too often confused with ani­ cent stamp when a one cent stamp tor, is going to be a trifle different. malism, as though there were no zest would suffice. Some girls, he says. (Continued on Page 10) outside of the zoo.—A. J. F. Stanton. October 21, 1932 Nine JUNIOR PICTURES FOR "DOME" BEING TAKEN All letters must be signed in ftill tvith address and mailed to the Editor of Poor Response for Senior THE SCHOLASTIC, 119 Sorin Hall. Pictures Causes Delay. We Pass ular music, Toscanini and Irving Ber­ lin are on a par. Senior photography has not prog­ The Editor, SCHOLASTIC, ressed as well as was expected during We are always entertained by Wal­ Dear Sir: the past week, the principle reason ter and his Winchellisms but we can't being the failure of the seniors to co­ The round trip rate for the student quite down "Symphomaniacs." It gags operate with those in charge. As a trip is reasonable. But, don't you us. We have, since oiir coming to col­ result it will be necessary to charge think the time set for departure and lege, looked up enough words to hold one dollar and a half for all cap and arrival on the trip east is absurd? us over so that we don't have to coin gown pictures taken after today, Oct. What would the fellows do for sleep V any to be understood. 21, for other work must go ahead as What would they do at 4 a. m. in a We wouldn't want to appear finicky has been planned. strange city? Unless something is but the title of the song mentioned Junior sittings began yesterday and done to remedy this, it would seem in The Week is, "Is I in Love" instead the charge for each is fifty cents. that the trip to Cleveland is doomed of "Is You in Love." Just what be­ However, if the response among the to failure. Only several days have came of it on Saturday. third year men is no better than that elapsed since the time allotted for the We may be a little old fashioned of the seniors, the same proceedure trip was made known, and already but we learned somewhere that a fel­ will be followed in their case. This the campus seems bubbling with "I low ought to have something to say means that the duty on all junior sit­ won't go if that's the case." before he says it and plenty to say if tings taken after Thursday, Oct. 27, The S. A. C, as representatives he writes it. We will neither sneer will be raised to one dollar. of the whole student body, should nor will we open the padded cell. No Club Schedule Announced be able to secure much better facili­ good was ever accomplished by a Activities men have been notified as ties. Look at the Metropolitan club! smirk or by locking up an innocent to the time of their appointment. A If any help is needed, perhaps the party. We are happy in the realiza­ purchase order must be presented up­ Cleveland club would be willing to tion that we can still live and learn on applying for a sitting, and these lend a hand. What do you say? while some folks just learn. may be procured at the Publications J. E. H. I look forward a week to the 'Week' office. and trust it will find us still smiling. Edward Eaddatz, clubs editor of See you around. the Dome of 1933, has dra^\^^ up a Logician Sincerely, schedule of appointments for the Mr. Ed Stephan, S. Jerome Roach. group pictures of the various organ­ Sorin Hall. izations. Each president has been We have been so enlightened by notified of the time designated for his Check The Records THE ScHOLt\STic of Oct. 14th, that we club's picture, and it is expected that send you our hearty congratulation. Editor of THE SCHOLASTIC he shall conform with the reg-ulations. We cannot pull the resined horsehair Dear Sir: All pictures, except those of the Met­ from the Restoration in telling you I don't believe that a Notre Dame ropolitan, Chicago and Engineers how pleased we are but shall have to man has ever won a Rhodes Scholar­ clubs, which will be taken on the lib­ hold to English that will coiirt the ship. Surely there are individuals on rary steps, will be made in the base­ King's favor. the campus who have the qualifica­ ment of Walsh hall. Each member tions necessary for this award if they is to wear a coat, vest and tie in or­ We absorbed a lot of good solid in­ only choose to stir their stumps and der to insure some regularity in the formation which is featured in The get interested in the thing. How section devoted to clubs. Week. Among other things, we read about some activity along this line with approval, the blow given our old from a few ambitious people ? Harvard Man Returns From friend Toscanini and it delighted us Sincerely, Researches in Ireland that he has a new rooter. Of course, J. F. L. Ed, we've been taking him in for some time but a new fan is always Professor William Lloyd Warner Professor W. A. Campbell of Wel- welcome. Again, I don't ever remem­ has recently returned for a year's lesley College has described the re­ ber doing much reveling when I was survey made in Ireland for Harvard mains of a fourth-century hippo­ drowsy. I guess its just a new way University and the Peabody Museum. drome closely resembling a modem of telling us something old. His discoveries on the site of an­ football stadium, which he helped to cient abbey in Westmeath included Here is a little syllogism you may excavate at Antioch, Syria. an old lamp, several urns and numer­ enjoy: ous implements. These are expected First Premise, Champagne is a to reveal new information concerning Presentation to the University of cathartic; (Week). Ireland's early culture, which ante­ Chicago of the S3,C00,000 interna­ Seecond Premise, Soda Water is a dates that of other countries, accord- tional house, dormitory for foreign cathartic; (Experience). .'ing to Professor Warner. Ireland, he students, was made last week by John D. Rockefeller III., on behalf of his / says, was the last outpost of early Conclusion, If Champagne equals father, who provided the funds. / civilization. Toscanin and Soda Water equals pop­ Ten The Scholastic JOHN CLANCY SPEAKS DRAMATIC CRITICISM IS HERE ARE MS SONGS POWERS* SUBJECT BE­ AT WRANGLERS MEET FORE BOOKMEN. AND YELLS; LEARN 'EM

The technique of dramatic criticism S. A. C. Deplores Student 'Excessive Expenditures I n was the subject of David Powers at Apathy at Football Games. Government" is Topic. the meeting of the Bookmen last Monday evening. Believing that the lackadaisical at­ John Clancy, a member of the Various aspects of the drama and titude of the student body at football Wranglers, spoke before that body, their relation to life comprised the games is possibly attributable to an last Wednesday evening, on "Excess­ first part of Power's talk. With this ignorance of the songs and yells, the ive Expenditures in Government, and foundation he showed how a play Students Activities Council has re­ A Means, Whereby They May be should be criticized both from the quested THE SCHOLASTIC to print the Eliminated." point of view of drama itself and above. The complete list follows: from the point of view of presenta­ CARRY ON FOR ROCKNE He pointed out numerous examples tion. of inefficient methods, citing bureaus, Carry on for Rockne, He discussed the introduction of Men of monogram fame. boards and commissions that might characters using several modern Figrhtingr onward with his spirit. easily be done away with. "There are plays as examples. The thirteen basic You're bound to win for Notre Dame. about nine thousand tax levying bod­ passions, character development, the ies in the United States, which have We're here. Rock, conflict, complication, and climax of Hear the loyal thousands no relation to each other, whatso- the play were also considered at some Cheer the men in the game • ever," he said. length. The wearers of gold and blue. Powers related some of his own ex­ Your w^arriors are going through His Remedy And Notre Dame will carry on. In suggesting a remedy, he pro- periences while playing at the Paul Gilmore Theatre in Greenwich during VICTORY MARCH Ijosed that a non-partisan group be Cheer, cheer, for old Notre Dame, organized to examine and report just the past summer, and with the South Wake up the echoes cheering her name. what economies could be eifected. Bend Theatre Guild for the past two Send a volley cheer on high. seasons. At present he is working Shake down the thunder from the sky. "Wisconsin has supported this idea," AVhat tho' the odds be great or small? he continued, "and the LaFoUette tax on the lead in Sheridan's Critic which the Theatre Guild will present in the Old Notre Dame will win over all. djTiasty has been destroyed. While her loyal sons are marching near future. Onward to victory. "Thirty-three percent of our na­ A statement by Powers to the tional income goes to the municipali­ effect that closet drama is an illegit­ WHEN IRISH BACKS GO MARCHING BY ties, states, and federal government!" And when the Irish backs 20 marching by imate form of literature aroused con­ The cheering thousands shout their battle he stated. siderable discussion among the Book­ cry: Upon conclusion of his speech, the men. For Notre Dame men are marching into Wranglers voted twelve to two, in The resignation of Daniel Rolfs as the game. Fighting the fight for you, Notre Dame favor of adopting Clancy's plan to secretary of the Bookmen necessi­ And when that Irish line goes smashing bring about a reorganization of gov­ tated the election of a new officer. through, ernment, to better control useless ex­ Lloyd Teske was unanimously elected They's sweep the foeman's ranks away; penditures. to the position. When Notre Dame men fight for Goldl and BUue, Previous to Clancy's speech, Arthur Then Notre Dame men will win that day. Sandusky, chairman of the interhall MAN ABOUT THE CAMPUS HIKE SONG debating committee, reported that (Continued from Page 8) The march is on, no brain or brawn every hall on the campus had re­ Can stop the charge of fighting men sponded to the call for debaters, and The humor won't be of the rah-rah Loud lings the cry of grim defy Of hard attack let loose again. that he felt sure the outcome of the tjrpe. To many it may not even be Oh it's the hike of victory. entire plan will be interesting. humor. McCabe sincerely hopes the The call, to rise and strike. boys will like it but if they don't— For Notre Dame men are winning well, he's just awfully sorry. He AVhen Notre Dame hears hike, hike,- hike. Seven Pound Son is Bom really is satisfied with the first issue Hark to the cheering song rising high. Hark to the roar as the ranks go march­ to Mr. and Mrs. John Turley though, as everybody elseseems to be. ing by; In his more serious moments, Mc­ Shoulder to shoulder chanting her glorious A seven pound son was bom to Cabe is usually alone. He sneers at name. Mr. and Mrs. John P. Turley at St. boys who wear their pipes instead of Burn high your fires and swing along for Notre Dame. Joseph's Hospital at three o'clock smoking them and is unusually cruel (Repeat.) last Saturday morning, October 15. to poets who wear their souls on the NOTRE DAME. OUR MOTHER Mr. Turley, Instructor in Latin at outside. What he thinks of life, love, (Alma Mater) Notre Dame, announced that his son and the boys who gather at the Pal­ Notre Dame, Our Mother, will be christened Gerald Kerin Tur­ ace of Sweets will never be known. Tender, Strong and True ley. Proudly in the Heavens Kitty Gorman and Maurie Lee like to Gleams Thy Gold and Blue call their friend "Scrip" but McCabe Gloiy's mantle Cloaks lliee Mid-western states lead all others can take it. Other than as subjects Golden is Thy Fame And Oar Hearts Forever in tlie country in the percentage of for an occasional satire, politics and Praise Thee. Notre Dame honor students sent to Harvard, a politicians hold no special interest for And Our Hearts Forever survey of the freshman class at Har­ Joe. And now that he's of age he'll Love niee, Notre Dame. vard has revealed. probably vote for Norman Thomas. (Continued on Page 15) October 21, 1932 Eleven FRANK WARD O'MALLEY, PROF. ETIENNE GILSON VETERAN REPORTER, HON. LEN OARE SPEAKS TO GIVE TALKS HERE DIES IN FRANCE TO LAW CLUB MEMBERS

Dept. of Philosophy Engages Frank Ward O'Malley, internation­ Indiana Bar Examinations Are ally known writer and reporter, died Discussed at Smoker. Sorbonne University Man. in Tours France this week. Mr. O'Malley was 57 years old. One hundred and twenty-five mem­ Professor Etienne Gilson, noted A student at Notre Dame from bers of the Law club and a number lecturer and authority on the subject 1895 to 1898, he was graduated from of the faculty of the Law School, at­ of medieval philosophy, has been en­ the Pennsylvania Academy of Fine tended a smoker in the faculty dining gaged to deliver a series of two lec­ Arts in 1902. The greater part of hall on Wednesday evening. The tures at the University during the his youth was spent in studying ar­ club was fortunate in obtaining for third week in November. The Rev­ chitecture, painting, and sketching. the principal speaker a member of erend Charles C. Miltner, head of the O'Malley was a frequent contribu­ the Indiana State Board of Bar Ex­ department of philosophy at Notre tor to various magazines of the day aminers, Honorable Len Oare. Dame, made the announcement. but he is principally remembered for Joe Deeb, the president of the club, his effective news stories. At the be­ Was Here Last Year presented Dean Konop who welcomed ginning of his newspaper career he the judge to the gathering. The Professor Gilson is a member of the served on several Metropolitan dailies. judge gave a lucid description of the faculty of the internationally famous It was while working on the Sun that type of questions asked of candidates Sorbonne University in Paris. Last he was assigned to cover the shooting for the Bar in Indiana, stressing the of a policeman. The story "Happy year Mr. Gilson was brought to Notre fact that "crammers" and "memor- Sheehan" established him firmly in Dame through the efforts of the de­ izers" usually gave the least satis­ partment of philosophy. the top rank. It was reprinted widely factory answers to the examination and appears in many selections of Two splendid lectures were deliv­ questions. The student who analyzes model reportorial writing. ered by the professor in Washington his case and gives a direct answer is Hall at that time. The house was the one who makes the highest grade. packed to capacity on both evenings. Capitol District Club Exams Not Easy Those that heard him then will be Elects Officers for Year Another interesting point brought most anxious to hear him again this out was the popular fallacy that In­ year. At a meeting of the Capitol District diana has the easiest bar examina­ The department of philosophy is al­ club of Notre Dame in the basement tions. Judge Oare quoted statistics so trying to secure two additional of Walsh hall last Friday night, Oct. and records showing that Indiana now speakers of national renoAvn in the 14, the officers of the club were ranks as high in the quality of her field of social philosophy. The names elected. Succeeding Eddie Eckert, last examinations as any state in the of these men and the dates of the lec­ year's president, is Charlie Quinn. Union. Formerly students without tures will be announced at a later The vice-president's chair went to formal legal education passed the bar date by Father Miltner. Frank Mahar, with Jerry Molinari, examinations but now not even a secretary, and Jack Fitzpatrick, diploma from a prominent law school Thirteen Rhode Islanders treasurer. is a guarantee that the applicant will be successful. Meet and Organize Club In his initial address. President Quinn said that although he had no N. D. Men Most Successful Thirteen representatives of the definite plans for the future, he hoped Dean Konop was pleased to hear state of Ehode Island held a meeting to carry on as actively as the retir­ that Notre Dame Law students have Tuesday evening and organized a ing president. In view of this fact he been among the most successful in campus club to be known as the • announced that a meeting would be tests. Rhode Island club. Henry E. Buck­ held next Wednesday, Oct. 26, to for­ The lecture was followed by a dis­ ley, was elected president of the mulate plans for a Christmas dance. cussion, during which Judge Oare an­ group. swered questions and explained va­ rious matters concering technicalities The remaining officers elected were Youngstowners May Feast as follows: John F. Fitzgerald, vice- of the examinations. After a quarter president; Vincent G. McAloon, secre­ Plans for a banquet to be held in of an hour of this discussion, lunch­ tary and Thomas A. Sepe, treasurer. the near future were discussed at the eon was served, and cigars were The other charter members are John regular meeting of the Youngstown passed around. Brady, Joseph A. McCabe, John J. Club, Tuesday evening in the Law building. The purpose of the ban­ McClurg, John F. McKieman, John J. quet is to get the men of the Youngs­ Goethe Movie to be Sho'wn McLaughlin, Thomas J. Murphy, John town district better acquainted. There will be a movie presented by B. Steel, Leo D. Sullivan and Andrew the German Club Tuesday evening at The next meeting will be held Tues­ J. McMahon. eight o'clock in Washington Hall on day, November 1. Other Rhode Islanders on the cam­ the life of Goethe, eminent German pus not already registered in the club scientist, philosopher, and novelist. are requested to make their presence It is blessed to give and always will During the show. Professor Paul known. Students from Fall River are be, but it is more blessed to use in­ Menge, faculty adviser of the club, invited to join. The club will hold its telligence in reducing the necessity of will lecture on the life of this grent next meeting on Nov. 18. giving. —Charles A. Beard. man. Twelve The Scholastic

MANION TO SPEAK AT DIRECTOR BANDS TO PUY DURING K. OF C. OPEN MEETING HALVES OF TECH GAME

Knights Start New Series of Field Demonstration Planned Programs for Non-Members. For Tomorrow Afternoon.

The Notre Dame band, eighty-two Professor Clarence Manion will be strong, will take part in one of the the principal speaker at the Knights year's best field exhibitions tomorrow of Columbus open meeting to be held afternoon during the halves of the next Monday evening, October 24, at Notre Dame-Carnegie Tech game. 8:00 p. m. in the K. of C. clubrooms The Kilty Band from Carnegie will in Walsh hall. share honors with the local musicians. Professor Manion's address will be on some phase of Knights of Colum­ "Onward Tech," the ofiicial song of bus work. Mr. Manion has a reputa­ Carnegie written to the tune of "On tion as an orator that is state wide. Wisconsin," will be featured by the He is active in state politics and at members of the band. Coincidently, the recent Democratic State conven­ the fight song for the Haskeell In­ tion his keynote address was judged dians which was played by the band At Steivart, who heads the Notre to have been one of the finest two weeks ago, is written to the same Dame Jugglers as they furnish music speeches in the history of Indiana tune. for the Saturday evening football politics. He has been connected with dances. Bands To Share Time the University since 1924. Six and one half minutes of the Everybody Welcome period between the halves of the game have been allotted to each of the bands. This open meeting will inaugurate Campus Artist Draws Fine The University band will present for­ the first of a series of meetings spon­ Portrait of Late Rockne mations and maneuvering which will sored by the Knights. The purpose include the spelling out of TECH, of these open meetings is to acquaint Another Notre Dame student prom­ IRISH, the N. D. monogram and the school in general with the work ises to make a name for himself as the letters, N. D. being done by this organization. Any­ an artist in the person of Sam Gib­ Selections which will be played by one connected with the University is bons. Gibbons, who is a sophomore the musicians on the field are the eligible to attend. Freshmen are es­ in the College of Fine Arts here, has "Hike Song," "Irish Backs," the "Vic­ pecially invited. recently received considerable recog­ tory March," and the alma mater, The Notre Dame Jugglers will be nition for his portrait of the late "Notre Dame Our Mother." The ar­ on hand to provide music. In addi­ Knute Rockne. With his permission rangement for the latter song was tion, Lecturer Charles Fiss has ar­ the Colimibus Dispatch of Columbus, written by Professor Joseph J. Casa- ranged for several features to be pre­ Ohio, first printed the likeness on santa. The alma mater will be given sented. Refreshments will be served. Oct. 9. in an arrangement of solid brass. The Louisville Courier followed Louis Alaman has been selected by Adirondack Club is New suit on Oct. 16, after wiring for the artist's sanction. Several other news­ Prof. Casasanta as the ofiicial drum- Name of the N. N. Y. Club papers throughout the east have major for this year. Alaman will asked for permission to print it. swing the baton for tomorrow after­ noon's spectacle. His assistant is Thirteen members of the Northern The Columbus Dispatch was en­ Tom Grady. New York Club met Tuesday evening thusiastic in its praise of the draw­ in the basement of Walsh Hall for ing. They commented as follows: their first get-together of the year. "Seldom does one see a reproduction Glee Club to Participate President James C. Munn occupied of the late genius of our college's the chair and took charge of the busi­ greatest game that so wonderfully In South Bend Charity Show ness at hand. brings out those characteristics for Legislation was passed whereby which he was noted." The Notre Dame. Glee club will the name of the club was changed Sam's home is in Dayton, Ohio. participate in the South Bend Junior from its present one to the Adiron­ During the past summer he studied dack Club. The territory taken in by Chamber of Commerce charity show under Dora Grube Antrim, widely which will be held Wednesday eve­ the organization includes the foot­ known art teacher at Dayton. The hills and mountain districts of the ning, Nov. 9, in the auditoriimi of the yoimg artist plans to enter the field Central High school. Northern New York chain. of commercial art following the com­ Plans were discussed for a Christ­ pletion of his course at Notre Dame. The personnel of the organization mas dance to be held either in Ma- to take part in this program as well lone or Saranac Lake. The club voted as the list of selections to be sung to have Masses said for the late The vital man is he who moves at will be announced at a later date by Bishop Finnigan, honorary president the dictates of the invisible. —A. J. F. Professor Joseph J. Casasanta, direc­ of the Club. Stanton. tor of the group. October 21, 1932 Thirteen

ENGINEERS INITIATE SPEAKER O'MALLEY, EX-PRESIDENT, SIXTY FROSH MEMBERS TALKS TO PATRICIANS

Penote and Lennartz Reign 'The Virtue of the Obsolete*' is As Monarchs of Engineria. Subject of Address. On Monday evening freshmen mem­ bers were formally welcomed into the Francis O'Malley, former president Engineers Club at the annual initia­ of the Patricians, addressed the mem­ tion conducted in the gym. bers of that club Friday night on the While Johnny Penote and Frank subject, "The Virtue of .the Obsolete." Lennartz acted as King and Queen The following are excerpts from of "Engineeria," the unfortunate ones the address: "Dead books produce underwent the customary servitude of greater works because of their influ­ the probationary period. ence on contemporary or following Incomplete details indicate that a writers . . . The human body is a "shocking" good time was had by all. clumsy instrument ... It can not pos­ The initiation committee was sibly collect all the experience neces­ headed by Charles Slatt. He was as­ sary for our existence ... it is sisted by Pat McCaffery, Bill Hawkes, Francis O'Malley, eoo-president of equipped with the faculty of assimi­ Barbazette, Kane, Troy, Bean, of the Patricians, instructor in his­ lating knowledge . . . Reading is one O'Keefe, Barbek, Poynton, Krause, tory department. Patricians' most of the fods of the mind . . . By indul­ Martin, Joseph, Alvino, Neal, Shean, recent sjieakers: "The Virtue of the ging in this exercise, the indiAddual and Haberkern. Obsolete." becomes a citizen of the past and an Following the initiation refresh­ architect of the future . . . Dead books ments were served. At the close of of every period live and are tms- the evening President Marterstek ad­ mitted in the great and little com­ dressed the members of the club, urg­ Harry Stuhldreher Has Story memorated works of writers, especial­ ing them to keep up the standard of In "Saturday Evening Post' ly in the poetic field of the period, the Engineers Club. and live on into the succeeding pe­ riods as well." Voting Regulations Issued Harry Stuhldreher, probably Notre Dame's greatest quarterback, this The next meeting of the Patricians By County Clerk F. Nevins week joins Harry Sylvester and will be held Tuesday night, October Francis Wallace in putting Notre 25, in the Law building. Although Official regulation regarding voting Dame football experience into fiction. a fair number attended the meeting, on the campus at the 1932 Presiden­ With W. Thornton Martin, Stuhldre­ all members are urged to attend the tial election early in November were her has written "Bench Warmer," a coming meeting as a prominent released recently by County Clerk short story in this week's Saturday speaker is to address the meeting. Frank Nevins of South Bend. Evening Post. Those interested in the activity of the Any student who has resided in In­ club are invited to attend. diana for six months, in the county The story itself, like all others of for sixty days, and in the local pre­ its type, simmers down to the hero's making the winning touchdown in the cinct for thirty days is eligible to Italians in Session vote. The six months residential pe­ last quarter of the big game, and riod refers to students who attended winning the girl who has been urging At their weekly meeting in Room the University last year from Janu­ him on. Stuhldreher's knowledge of 2 of the Main Building last Tuesday ary to June. football and Martin's excellent writ­ evening, the Italian Club announced ing, however, give the story an inter­ Two voting machines will be placed that high Mass and Communion est and suspense that the average in the gymnasium on election day. would be offered for the repose of football story lacks. Students must, of course, be twenty- the souls of the recently deceased fathers of two club members. one years of age to vote legally. Not At Notre Dame As the scheduled guest speaker Registrar Talks to Local "Bench Warmer" differs from most was unavoidably absent, papers of the stories which Notre Dame men Relief Group Last Week on "Mussolini's Ships" and "Italy's have written in that it apparently Gain in Land Reclaiming" were de­ has nothing to do with Notre Dame. livered by Joseph and Samuel Costa. Robert B. Riordan, Registrar of the Midwestern, the school in the story, At the next week's meeting the University, addressed the Portage uses the Notre Dame system, but committee in charge of the informal Avenue chapter of the Workers Re­ there the connection ends. Especially Roman dinners will submit a full re­ lief Association last Friday evenmg is this true of Midwestem's coach. port on the forthcoming initial din­ in their clubrooms at 1507 Portage The story itself forced Stuhldreher to ner. Ave. Mr. Riordan discussed the forego the use of a coach like Rockne Rochdale system now being success­ and to use in his place the narrow- fully used in England in connection minded "Foxy" who takes the hero Instead of talking of the survival with the English consumers cooper­ out of the game after he has run of the fittest let us make all humans ative movement. over the winning touchdown. fit to survive.—Rabbi I. Brill. Fourteen The Scholastic SUUIVAN AND FLINT COTILLION GUEST UST SPEAK TO SPECTATORS

(Continued from Pace 7) Aristophanes' Morals, Freedom of Women, Are Topics. Bernice Rider, South Bend. Indiana Vera Martin, Chicago, Illinois Catherine A. Cooney, St. Mary's Marion Erickson, South Bend, Indiana H. Hagrinski, South Bend, Indiana Ruth Roach, Bushnell, Illinois By William Dreux Pauline Baskins, Terre Haute, Indiana Margaret Jones, South Bend, Indiana Bemette Tyle, South Bend, Indiana Speaking on "The Morals of Aris­ Delphine Murphy, St. Mary's Hargi Victsk, Joliet, Illinois tophanes" Eugene T. Sullivan, Junior Florence Toumey, St. Mary's Rita Deering, Chicago, Illinois Louise Flaherty, St. Mary's in the College of Arts and Letters, Bernedette. McDonaghue, Chicago, Illinois Mary Glass, Detroit ,Michigan sought to vindicate the Greek dram­ Catherine Collins, Chicago, Illinois Jessie Marie Wood, River Forest, Illinois Betty Kehoc, Toledo, Ohio atist from the charges of obscenity Marie F. O'Brien, River Forest, Illinois Norma Siearer, Dayton, Ohio frequently brought against him. Sul­ Sally Ann Lord, Aurora, IlUnois Gertrude O'Neill, Mishawaka, Indiana Margaret Reavell, Aurora, Illinois livan maintained that much of what Jeannette Proudfit, Osceola, Indiana Dophia SUianek, Oak Park, Illinois is objectionable in Aristophanes is Margaret Klein Aurora, Illinois Dorothy West, Milwaukee, Wisconsin really read into the text when no Helen Border, South Bend, Indiana Anna M. Durkin, Indianapolis, Indiana Anne Klimeck, South Bend, Indiana such meaning was actually intended. Carolin O'Connor, Aurora, Illinois Eleanor Gartland, St. Mary's, Notre Dame "Admittedly Aristophanes catered Mary Lou Finan, St. Mary's, Notre Dame Jean Whitaker, Glencoe Mary Margaret Gentry, Chicago, Illinois somewhat to the tastes of his audi­ Gene Bauman, Pinhook. Indiana Marian Fitzgerald, Chicago, Illinois ence," said Sullivan, "but on the other Edith Wells. Aurora, Illinois Mary Lou Tunuosls, Indianapolis, Indiana Lorraine Gallagher, Chicago, Illinois hand, give him credit for trying to Elizabeth Medland, Logansport, Indiana Dorothy Weber, Aurora, Illinois correct by satire, the licentious man­ Margaret Holt, Springfield, Ohio Ann Irish, Decatur, Illinois Dorothy Steinbienner, Cleveland, Ohio ners of his i)eriod." M'Lisse Snyder, Champaiagn, Illlinois Mary Morrissey, South Bend, Indiana Noradell Bloomfield, Mishawaka, Indiana Eleanor Kirley, St. Mary's, Notre Dame Flint Speaks Margaret Dorschner. South Bend, Indiana Grace Pierce. South Bend, Indiana Louise Argus, Indiana The discussion which followed soon Martha Rush, South Bend, Indiana Jay Krus>-nski, South Bend, Indiana Margaret Sinnott, South Bend, Indiana turned to the much abused subject of Katherine Sharpe, Pennsylvania Anna Walker, Detroit, Michigan the relation between art and moral­ Ernestine Chayie. South Bend, Indiana Elizabeth Crowley, Jackson, Michigan ity. No definite conclusions were Arella St. John, St. Mary's, Notre Dame Maurine Hoke, South Bend, Indiana Helen Herr, St. Mary's reached, which, by the way, is no Maty H. Walter. South Bend. Indiana E. O'Shaughnessy, St. Marj''s of Woods unusual thing at Spectator discus­ Marian Reinke, Rosary College Dorothy Platz, St. Mary's of Woods Rita Cunnien, St. Mary's, Notre Dame sions. Betty Jane Doe, Wichita, Kansas Janet Blancharr, St. Mary's, Notre Dame The next talk, "The Emancipation M. B. Genochio, Ottumwa, Iowa Mary Fulhill. St. Mary's, Notre Dame Francis Williams, South Bend, Indiana of Women," was given by Robert Shirley Palmer, St. Mary's, Notre Dame Alison Dunne, San Francisco. California Flint, Senior in the College of Arts Janet Warren, Joliet, Illinois Rosemary Lennon, Joliet, Illinois Dora Powers, Kankakee, Illinois and Letters. Flint ridiculed the idea Violet Bradbek, South Bend. Indiana Albert Marwitz, St.Mary's, Notre Dame that women had freed themselves, Florence Clark, River Forest, Illinois Peggy Burke, Milwaukee, Wisconsin and insisted that, on the contrary, Dorothy Srvin. South Bend. Indiana Margaret Segor, South Bend, Indiana Ruth Smith. Roselle. N. J women had only added to their own Elizabeth Silfoil, St. Mary's, Notre Dame Lois Gustafson, South Bend, Indiana burdens by trying to leave their Mary Louise Beilstein, St. Mary's, N. D. Madeline Peacock, Evanston. Illinois Eileen McNamee, St. Mary's, Notre Dame proper sphere. No chivalrous cham­ Gracia Sherman. Peoria. Illinois Jeanne Devaney, Chicago. Illinois pion rose to defend modem women Ella Jamieson, Chicago, Illinois' Ann Thompson, Detroit, Michigan and their "emancipation," on the Matilda Robb. Peoria, Illinois Mary Lou Savage, Chicago, Illinois Ruth M. Manix, Greenville, Ohio contrary all members heartily agreed Dorothy Gustafson, South Bend, Indiana Margaret Ridgely, Gary, Indiana with Flint, vowed that they would Mary McCluie, .St. Mary's, Notre Dame Lorraine Ganley. Chicago, Illinois Gerry Gage, St. Louis, Missouri keep their wives by the hearth. Constance McMillan, Fond du Lac. Wisconsin Betty Jane Hodges, St. Mary's, Notre Dame Application Deadline Kay Griffiths. Chicago, Illinois Marie Jarecki, St. Mary's, Notre Dame Virginia Richardson. South Bend, Indiana Eleanor Stoner. Sandwich, Illinois President John Pick announced that Dorothy O'Hem. South Bend. Indiana Jean Harlow, LaPorte, Indiana Wednesday Oct. 26th would be the Francis McMillan, St. Mary's Notre Dame Betty Bames, South Bend, Indiana Jean Murphy. Omaha, N^raska last day for applications to the Spec­ Betty Boop, South Bend, Indiana Beatrice Cannon, Chicago, Illinois tators. Said President Pick, "The Vindnia Jarecki, Chicago, Illinois Mary Rally, Tucson, Arizona Connie Cremin, St. Mary's, Notre Dame Spectators Club, is really a discussion Monica Byrne. Dayton. Ohio Rose Loughmeyers, St. Mary's, Notre Dame club. At each meeting two members Charlotte Raven, St. Marys of Woods Mary Rita Forbes, Chicago, Illinois present talks on any phase of Litera­ Mary Louise Shell. Indianapolis, Indiana Virs^nia Flynn, Chicago, Illinois Ann Mullarkey, Chicago, Illinois ture, Science, Religion, Politics, Eco­ Rachael Tittle, Boston, Massachusetts Alice Hein, St. Mary's, Notre Dame nomics, etc. A general discussion of Sally Thompson, Detroit, Michigan Margaret Wills, South Bend. Indiana Rita Moore, Evanston, Illinois the matter brought up follows the Patricia Carr O'Cbnor Indianapolis, .Indiana Mary Agnes Bembrock, Aurora. Illinois talks. Those who wish to aply may Mary Graee Cawley, Ottnmeva. Iowa Jane Myers, Mishawaka. Indiana obtain application blanks at SIO Sheila Sullivan, Chicago. Illinois Suzanne Van Den, Mishawaka, Indiana W. G. Ryan, Oakland, California Sorin." - Martha Brewer. Mishawaka, Indiana Mary McCartney, South Bend, Indiana Mary Louise Statoc, Chicago, Illinois Anne Plotz, Chicago, Illinois Louis Weeks, Chicago, Illinois The purpose of the Workers Relief Margaret Annos, Deetroit, Michigan Janet Haverty, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Marjorp Mejrer, Chicago. Illinois Association is to form a cooperative Betty Nanghton. Oak Park, Illinois Isabella Crumley, LaPorte. Indiana commissary and to aid their members Virginia Rabont, Detroit, Michigan Irene Grimm, St. Mary's, Notre Dame in obtaining employment. October 21, 1932 Fifteen

N. D. CHEERS CONTINUED A RESOLUTION COMMERCE SURVEY IS ON Continued from Page 10) Resolutions of the Faculty of Movie Questionnaire is Being DOWN THE LINE the University of Notre Dame in Submitted to Students. Up! Up! Up! for Notre Dame, Memory of Professor Martin J. And let the skies above you know. McCue. Marcli! March! March! for Notre Dame, The members of the Commerce And let your rousing trumpets blow. Whereas: God in His infinite Forum, imder the direction of their Drum! Drum! Drum! for Notre Dame, wisdom has deigned to recall the president, Francis J. Fogarty, have Her cheering sons come row on row. soul of His servant, Martin J. Mc­ been working for the last few days They're crying Fight! Fight! on a motion picture survey among Fight, we're crying Fight! Fight! Cue, dean emeritus of the College Fight! We want to go. We want to go! of Engineering of the University the students. of Notre Dame, and The main purpose of the survey is Chorus: to determine what kinds of picture:-, On down the line! beside the glory of her Whereas: We feel that the Uni­ what stars, directors, types of theatre name. versity has lost a loyal and de­ On down the line! beneath the colors of programs, etc., are best liked by an ancient fame. voted member of her faculty whose Notre Dame men. Approximately On down the line! another day for her beautiful Christian life and zeal in 1500 of those" on the campus are to proclaim; Catholic education, have been an be approached and asked to fill in the Old Gold and Blue—you're going through! inspiration to all who knew him. Go down the line for Notre Dame! questionnaire. Therefore be it Resolved: That To date, only 60 of' the replies we, the representatives of the lay turned in have been tabulated be­ B/G U. N. D. faculty of the University of Notre cause of the fact that this process is U. N. D.—Rah-Rah. Dame, who knew, admired and slow and laborious. U. N. D.—Rah-Rah. Hoo-Rah—^Hoo-Rah. loved Professor McCue best in life, "One Show A Week" Leads U. N. D.—Rah-Rah. be not unmindful of him in death. The leaders at the present time in Team—Team—^Team. That we extend our sympathy to the "types of feature motion pictures the grief-stricken niece, and to the which I like best" are the farcical or LOCOMOTIVE University of Notre Dame. so-called refined comedies and "stories (Slow) Rah-Rah-Rah-Rah. based on various sports." The favor­ (Slow) Notre-Dame-U. That these Resolutions be printed ite male and female stars seem to (Faster) Rah-Rah-Rah-Rah. in the Notre Dame SCHOLASTIC, be George Arliss, Lionel and John Notre-Dame-U. and in the Notre Dame Alummis. Barrymore, Wallace Beery, Joan (Faster) Rah-Rah-Rah-Rah. Crawfrod, Marlene Dietrich, Marie Notre-Dame-U. Francis X. Ackermann. —Yay— Dressier, and Constance Bennett. William L. Benitz. Interesting items: one show a week Edward J. Maurus. is the leading quota, twenty-five HE'S A MAN cents the average price, Vodvil He's a man. with the picture most popular, and Who's a man ? He's a Notre Dame man. the answer "No!" to the query "Do (Name) Chicago Club Makes Plans you read motion picture 'fan' maga­ To Hold Christinas Dance zines?" SPELL IT (Slow) N-O-T-R-E Final plans for the Chicago club's Anthracite Members Have (Faster) D-A-M-E. Christmas dance were made last Wed­ An Organization Meeting Notre Dame—Notre Dame—Notre Dame. nesday evening at a meeting held in the auditorium of the Law Building. At the organization meeting of th«> DRUM YELL President Thomas A. Gorman read Anthracite club this week, Robert D. N-o-t—N-o-t—N-o-t-r-e the offer made by the Congress hotel, Devers was chosen vice-president. As D-a—D-a—D-a-m-e. secretary, the club selected Edmund No-t-r-e—D-a-m-e—^N-o-t-r-e—D -a-m-e. Chicago, which was so satisfactory to Notre Dame—^Notre Dame—Notre Dame. the members that it was accepted al­ A. Quinn, and Edmund P. Philbin, as (Repeat—Louder and Faster.) most inmiediately. The Pompeian and treasurer. the new Joseph Urban Rooms and The club has secured a charter and NAME is ofiicially recognized by the Presi­ (Fast) Rah-Rah! Vincent Lopez' orchestra, now playing (Name) at the hotel, are included in the offer dents' Council. The membership to (Drawn out) Hoo-Rah! at a very reasonable figure. date is nineteen. All students whose homes are with­ It was also decided that the club in fifty miles of Scranton, Pennsyl­ DIRGE would sponsor a freshman banquet, or vania, are eligible to membership Yay- -drawn out. something of that nature, in order to Yay louder. and have been invited to attend the Yay louder. make the yearlings in the club better next meeting to be held in the Law^ Fight—Team—Fight. acquainted and promote good fellow­ building, Monday, at 7:30 p. m. ship. If and when Argentine joins the Arrangements for the dance were A submarine mountain a mile high League of Nations, she will specific­ then put into the hands of Tighe has been discovered about 60 miles ally state that she does not recognize Woods who has been selected chair­ southwest-of San Francisco in the the Monroe Doctrine. man. Pacific Ocean. Sixteen The Scholastic

THEATRE TALK SO. BEND BANKER GIVES .By Roirer Beimc. TALK TO COMMERCE MEN There are many angles of approach ist. Informed on group response, the to the theatre for the one who would psychology of mental tension and re­ F. W. Van Antwerp Points Out know it well. The hobbyist may find lief, the old-fashioned rules on pe­ Problems in Banking. great self-ovation in the making and riods allowed for the coughers to painting of flat-pieces, or derive sat­ cough and the fidgety to fidget, this F. W. Van Antwerp, of the First isfaction by gaining depths of shad­ new expert would study the play in Bank and Trust Company of South ow and twists of color by manipulat­ script, the acting, the setting with Bend, appeared before the meeting of ing a single spot-light. But back­ the purpose of foretelling the first- the Commerce Forum in the Law stage intimacies are not usually al­ nighter's responses, as it were. auditorium Tuesday evening and pre­ lowed to us by time and circumstance. sented a paper discussing the history It is regrettable. The whack of the Of Doubtful Values of banking in the United States. lash cord as it slips under its pin, the The value of this study is highly deftness with which the stage-hand problematic. One thing it would do: Traces History of U. S. Banking adjusts the braces, the age old smell It would remove on the basis of new Mr. Van Antwerp began with the of grease paint, first-night distresses criteria much that seems obviously founding of the Bank of North Amer­ and other things unknown to the unappreciable by any audience. We ica, and traced American banking casual play goer are the potions shall talk next week of tastes that through the various periods. He dis­ which induce the spell of theatre hyp­ majj^ be acquired as talents which the cussed State banks. Savings banks, nosis. What is seen between curtains audience-man can never outguess or Trush companies, the National Bank­ by the audience is but the end of a ever inculcate through the play's ing system and the Federal Reserve long saga of theatrical love. production but out of which alone system. After a brief explanation of rises a thoroughbred theatre. bank mergers and branch banking, Audience Psychology Mr. Van Antwerp concluded his talk There is in an audience as great a Hampden the Great with a history of his own bank. variety of tastes, attitudes, group "Cyrano de Bergerac" has been The latter part of the meeting was consciousness notwithstanding, as played by Walter Hampden over 700 devoted to questions by the members there is in back of foot-lights and times, more than five hundred times present concerning various phases of background drops. And there is a in New York Citj'. He took it on a the banking business. About one great divergence and then again a short tour last spring; and from the hundred members were present at the striking parallel, if not identity, in packed houses he realized to his great meeting. the relationship between natural, un­ delight that he was appreciated be­ tutored appreciation and the intelli­ yond what the exigencies of depres­ Prior to Mr. Van Antwerp's talk gent, technique-informed understand­ sion would otherwise allow. Walter the meeting was called to order by Francis Fogarty, President of the ing on the part of observers. Audi­ Hampden returns to the stage, not Commerce Forum. A short business ence reactions, the responses of the the New York one, but to the un­ meeting was held at this time, and audience, is the latest field in theat­ stable theatre of the road. He has President Fogarty explained the re­ rical developments. Heretofore a maintained himself as the greatest laugh or a tear has been an uncer­ quirements for admission to the romantic figure of the modem theatie tainty. True, the very test of the Forum. He explained the Survey even in the rather unfertile and un- play's intelligibility depends on to which is beiiig carried on with var­ monumental one week stay. what degree the audience grasps it. ious motion picture and clothing in­ And the acid test of perfect acting The opening this year may be on dustries by means of questionnaires is to get the same great hush on a Sunday, October 23 as "Reunion In which are sent out from the Univer­ same tragic line or the same pro­ Vienna" is also stipulated for a Mon­ sity. longed belly-laugh on the same laugh day premiere. If it is possible, you line each night. must see Walter Hampden in this, 82 Average Necessary the star vehicle of Richard Mansfield After explaining that a scholastic A Good Audience Forecasts and Constant Coquelin and Walter average of 82 was necessary for ad­ Hampden, Edmund Rostand's "Cy­ mission to the Forum, application The last is an impossibility, but, in rano de Bergerac." blanks were passed around after general, a good audience will fore­ which Fogarty introduced Mr. Van cast how a good play will be received Antwerp. by the next good audience. However, Many universities this year are Plans are being made for a number, there must be an audience present to celebrating the 50th anniversary of of speakers to appear before the make the prophecy, to give the te.«;t. the discovery of the Tubercle Bacci- Forum this year, but a complete list And to aggravate the innocence of lus, tuberculosis germ, by Dr. Robert has not been made at this time. the producers it so happens that this Koch of Germany, "father of modern particular prophetic audience is tra­ scientific bacteriology." ditionally the one present at the Dr. Samuel Weiss, professor at the premiers. What would not only al­ Polyclinic Medical School of New leviate the terrific stress of the first For the first time in the history of York, says that the principal reason night, but also the other and greater the institution, Ohio State university for the steady growth of digestive stress, anxiety over the play's life be­ is promising to cancel the registration diseases in the United States is "un­ yond the two weeks would be the of students who fail to pay their bills doubtedly the national habit of abus­ work of an audience reaction special­ for board and room. ing the use of ice." October 21, 1932 Seventeen PLUNKETT ADDRESSES Father Carroll Home Again, ACADEMY OF SCIENCE Tells of Ireland's Predicament Medical Profession is Subject By Robert Dillon of Interesting Talk. Reverend Patrick J. Carroll, C.S.C, procession if you reflect that it took In an interesting talk to the mem­ of the editorial board of The Ave sixty minutes for one of four units, bers of the Academy of Science, Mr. Maria, and member of the faculty, men marching sixteen abreast, to Donald J. Plunkett, instructor in Bi­ has just returned to Notre Dame pass a point of review. ology, outlined the work carried on in after spending the summer in Ireland. The Eucharistic Congress at Dub­ his courses, the methods of instruc­ lin was the greatest week in Ireland's tion and study in the medical schools. history," said Father Carroll. "There Mr. Phmkett said in part, "The was a minimum of oratorj- and a medical profession is one which re­ maximum of devotion; the daily quires constant study. Medicine moves communicants were beyond any ac­ so fast that any lagging on the part tual counting. The number of people of the doctor or the student of medi­ present went far above the attend­ cine results in doom." He then cited ance at all previous Congresses, even as an example of the rapid and con­ that of Chicago. Accoinmodations stant advancement of medicine, the re­ for visitors in hotels and private cent discovery that muscin, a glyco­ homes were looked to and well man­ protein present in the saliva, the bile, aged. Dublin was vigilant and un- and in mucous secretions, can be used forgetably gracious." in the treatment of stomach ulcers. REVEREND PATRICK J. CARROLL, C.S.C. Visits De Valera And Cosgrove Policy Brought Out His Imjiressions Were Vai-ied. While in Ireland Father Carroll During the course of the address, visited both President De Valera and the following three point policy for Father Carroll is a native Irishman former President Cosgrove. When success in the medical school was and he is thoroughly acquainted with questioned as to how conditions stood presented. the Irish people and their affairs. between these two men Father Car­ The impressions of Father Carroll, roll stated, "There is very little op­ (1) "Guard health during and aft­ as he related them to a SCHOLASTIC position between the two men except er medical school. staff member, were varied and in­ differences of a political character. (2) "Work earnestly and industri­ teresting. Both very likely are a thousand times ously. The Eucharistic Congress was held better than their political enemies (3) "Use your head at all times. in Dublin from the twenty-second to are ready to believe. Mr. De Valera The student, it was pointed out, the twenty-sixth of June in miracle is not a wild dreamer supported by rough-and-tumble elements; and Mr. branches into the various field of spe­ days of weather. There were about Cosgrove has not sold Ireland back cialization during the third and one million from all parts of the again to Great Britain. Notre Dame fourth years at which time electives world in attendance; and the ready students would be edified at the devo­ are oifered. and unhurried way in which the Free State officials and Congress stewards tion shown at the religious services Following the talk which presented by President De Valera and former the humorous as well as the practical handled this multitude was a surprise to the world. President Cosgrove and their respec­ side of the profession, the speaker tive cabinets. There was no apology answered questions. Outdoor Services At Phoenix Park in their attitude, and one' could see A short business discussion fol­ All the outdoor services were held from their religious exterior that they lowed the presentation of the address. on the "18 acres" of Phoenix Park. were Catholics without concession or A motion was made and adopted that A night was set aside for the men apology." the executive committee should ap­ who assembled to the number of 150,- point a sophomore member to give a 000; two women's services followed Kilmainhan Visited criticism of each paper which is to be and the number present reached a to­ Kilmainhan jail, where the sixteen read before the Academy during the tal of at least 100,000. Then the chil­ men who took part in the Easter re­ course of the year. dren had their Saturday morning bellion were executed, was also vis­ Mass and some 150,000 of them were ited by Father Carroll. "Kilmainhan is the most depressing prison one Sorry! present. The final Mass of the Congress was will encounter in modem times. It In response to numerous inquiries, celebrated in the open air by Arch­ is being dismantled, fortunately," the editors wish to credit James Por- bishop Curley of Baltimore, Sunday, said Father Carroll. "The cells in terfield and Edward J. O'Brien with June twenty-sixth at one in the after­ which the sixteen Easter martyrs the authorship of two feature article.^ noon. People started thronging inco were imprisoned, and the wall in the which apepared in last week's SCHO­ Phoenix Park at eight o'clock in the courtyard before which they stood LASTIC. morning, five hours before the ap­ when they were shot can be seen. Porterfield wrote the "Man About pointed hour of the Mass. It is esti­ The whole place is filled with tragic the Campus" column, and O'Brien mated that one million were present memories. Kilmainhan was designed wrote the story on the Moreau Choir. when the procession to the altar on not only to wall in men's bodies, but By-lines on the stories were acci­ O'Connell Street Bridge set out. You to crush hope out of their souls." The dentally omitted. get an estimate of proportions of this (Continued on Pajre 27) Eighteen The Scholastic COLLEGE PARADE

FROM STANFORD THE MILKY WAY AT WEATHERFORD The Four-Year Plan Defended Weatherford, Texas — Willard Robertson, 17- In a recent article in the Atlantic Monthly, year-old farm boy, came to Weatherford College President Lowell of Harvard, who is considered here with a herd of milk cows. He put the cows one of the most advanced educators in this coun­ in a yard behind the college dormitory and sold try, defended the place of the four-year under­ milk to students to pay for his education. graduate school in American education. Dr. Lowell felt that the graduate school (of the type EDUCATION PAYS! which has been contemplated for Stanford) fails Peanertz! Peanertz! A member of the glorious to provide the proper environment because it has peanut-vending profession was the great Johnny become filled with men seeking degrees merely as Rogers on Sunday night. But not by inclination. "passports" to advancement in teaching. For Johnny was doing his best to get home from More stress. President Lowell believes, should the Oregon-Washington game, and with no dough, be placed on the requirements and standards of the going was tough. the four-year course, so that our Bachelor's de­ When the conductor came around and Johnny grees might be on a par with those of Europe. discovered that he had overlooked purchasing a By sacrificing the four-year course, the student ducat, things looked still darker. But not for loses that intangible influence of culture, and ex­ long. The peanut purveyor at the lunch counter perience of living with his fellow man, that is so offered to cough up the price of a ride if he, Mr. essential to the development of his character. In Rogers, would assist him in selling peanuts and other words, a university's duty does not stop at pop. And so far, far into the proverbial night merely turning out scholars. rang the cry of "Peanertz, Peanertz," as another For those who are distinctly fitted for the Oregon student was on his way home. scholastic life, and have demonstrated outstand­ ing ability. President Lowell suggests "Societies BABOON TO BABOON of Fellows" to be open to students after they have Competition, danger, and more insanity have passed a certain period in college. These "So­ been added to the Widow's union situation in the cieties" would afford a congenial environment for form of a Widower's association. The organiza­ the real scholar and would also restrict the num­ tions are separate and were founded by senti­ ber of those entering into the graduate fields. mental love-sick souls with lovers out of town. There is a far too high percentage of inferior The women wear yellow ribbons around their men cluttering up the graduate school today. The neck to signify their lack of interest in local men, atmosphere of these present graduate groups is while the men are wearing a piece of black rib­ not one that fosters true scholarship. To assume bon attached to their vest by a safety pin to in­ that every college student is capable of advanced dicate their indifference to campus belles. The graduate work is absurd and false, unless the latest report from the Widow's union reads: "We "advanced" work is made of an inferior brand. hope the big baboons on campus will take the PAGE MR, WEBSTER union seriously and leave us alone." Not that you should judge a freshman at Iowa That was dumb, but not too dumb. State Teachers' College by the answers he gives On Sunday, at the ungodly hour of 9 a. m., the in an intelligence test, but then—^here are some of Widow's union held a beach breakfast on the the freshmen's answers: shores of Lake Michigan, and with much sniffing, Prosecution—^The killing of a large number of much sobbing, and much profusion of tears, cere­ persons. moniously laid to rest a coffin in honor of their Adulteration — Growth from childhood to ma­ previous dates. The ritual was solemn, for the turity. little sisters of the constant heart realized that Jamboree — Shallow one-headed drum with precious dates were non-existent for them as long jingles at the side. as they were parted from their dearly beloveds. Atheist—A plant or animal that lives at the ex­ And now the Widower*s are planning to erect pense of others. a monument in Wilmette harbor.—Northwestern. October 21, 1932 Nineteen EDITORIALS

DISILLUSIONMENT GIVING

The college degree is "on the spot." Perhaps When Professor Martin McCue died last week, at on time in the history of American education men who had known him at the University had has its value been more questioned or its prac­ a difficult time with their emotions. The dean tical worth more doubted. Phi Betta Kappas are emeritus of the engineering school was typical of sitting home playing games with their children; that kind of lay professor whose name is never university valedictorians are working for ten flashed around the world in headlines but who dollars a week; law school honor students are de­ seem to possess something that transcends pane­ lighted with a clerkship. Thousands of men who gyrics and renders them helpless. Patient, re­ were told upon being graduated from highschool tiring, but inspiringly able. Dean McCue lived that a college education should be had at any cost the better part of his life at Notre Dame, teach­ would like to have their money back and their ing in his own little world and imprinting his advisers by the neck. Disillusionment has seized personality upon people like those who trayelled so many collegians that it will be a long time be­ across the country a few days ago to pay their fore they are convinced that they did the right respects. thing when they turned down a position after prep school and set out for a university. The thought of Professor McCue brings a point It is an easy matter for us who are still in to mind that is constantly overlooked. How many college to criticize the attitude of these individ­ people have ever taken time to analyze the life of uals and to tell them to stand by their guns. the lay teacher? His post in this world seems to be one of those things that is simply taken for We "go to college" when anybody asks us what granted. Somebody has to do the work. God, we are doing. They have gone and have not very therefore, drew lots and handed them to these much to show for it in terms of dollars and cents. men. But it can't be as simple as all that. Men of recognized talent who have taught and who are Granted that the picture is dark, one might still teaching at Notre Dame, in many cases, could ask if it is really as black as university men see have received more remuneration in another field it. If our country ever does return to prosperity of endeavor. If money were their all in all they they surely will be the first to profit, the first to would start for some other place. If they are jump in, the first to seize opportunity. looking for world applause they won't find it here. They have the satisfaction of knowing that their minds have been trained and that no uni­ They are inspired by something that is very versity professes to do more. They have a col­ much wound up with sacrifice and appreciation lege education, something which Edsel Ford of a fellow being. Personal pleasure is overlooked "would give millions for." And whereas they for a pleasure that has few equals—^the realiza­ may be competing now with men of a lower level tion of a life well spent, the satisfaction that goes their time is not far distant. with giving. Twenty The Scholastic ATHLETICS Irish Toy With Drake Eleven 62-0

Second "Warm-up" Game Is Romp NOTRE DAME IS THIRD Led By Banas, Melinkovick, Lukats IN QUADRANGULAR MEET Kosky gave a great display of de­ fensive work, blocking a kick to score Wisconsin and Illinois Beat Notre Dame Linemen Smother a touchdowTi. Among the newcomers, Bulldog Plays; First Team Schiralli and Mahaffey at guard and Fair Cross Country Team. Plays Less Than Quarter. Predictions of a Badger victory in the quadrangular cross-country meet By Fred MacBeth in Evanston last Saturday were veri­ Notre Dame defeated Drake last fied by the Wisconsin harriers when Saturday by the one-sided score of for the fifth consecutive year the 62-0, bringing their total up to 135 Cardinal squad outran its three com­ points for two games. The courag­ petitors, Illinois, Notre Dame, and eous Bulldogs looked vastly superior Northwestern. to Haskell, but were unable to threat­ Three Wisconsin cinder stars led en the Irish goal line at any time the field of 29 runners to the tape. throughout the game. They were Swaback, Crumby and Lashive. The winner's time for the Solve Drake Attack jaunt over an extended three mile A powerful offense and rugged de­ course was 16:50. The team scoring fense overshadowed the "Minnesota placed Wisconsin far out in front Shift," as demonstrated by the Drake with 27 points, Illinois second with team. This peculiar formation, which 38, Notre Dame third with 65 and has succeeded the Notre Dame system Northwestern last with 95. at Drake, f?iled to baffle the alert LAURIE VEJAB Young Leads Irish Notre Dame defense. The Crowd Liked Him Joe Young, who finished first among It is impossible to pick an individ­ the Irish runners, placed seventh in ual star. Banas led the scoring with Caldwell at quarterback gave a good the race. His time was 17:33. Ralph two touchdowns, but Nick Lukats, account of themselves. Bowers finished twelfth in 17:45, fol­ Ray Brancheau, George Melinkovich, Drake plays were smothered so lowed immediately by Clyde Roberts. Ed Kosky, Mike Koken, Frank La- often that few of the Bulldogs had a Other Notre Dame runners were borne and Al Costello were right on -chance to star. Thompson and Wiel- O'Reilly who ran in sixteenth place; Steve's heels with one apiece. Chuck and were probably the outstanding Duke, seventeenth; Grimes, nine­ Jaskwhich played a fine game at men, with Blanck in line for a great teenth; Hoyt, twentieth; Moran, quarterback for the first team, while deal of credit for his work at left twenty-first; Troy, twenty-fourth; Laurie Vejar of the shock troops ran tackle. Blanck was by far the best and Sluska, twenty-fifth. back punts in the Orv Mohler fashion. man on the Drake line, but a leg His change of pace and general injury forced him to leave the game The Notre Dame squad finished ex­ elusiveness made a big hit with the in the last quarter. actly as Coach Nicholson had pre­ crowd. dicted. No truly promising stars were Outstanding Plays uncovered in the meet, but worthwhile There was little to choose between Notre Dame's domination of the experience was earned. the first and second string lines. play made the game rather dull. It Woolsey of Illinois finished fifth. Kurth, Krause, Greeney, Harris, was brightened by a few brilliant This man is the same Woolsey who Roach and Gorman were especially plays. Lukats' beautiful pass to Bran­ was slated to run an exceptionally impressive on the defense. Pfefferle cheau, which Ray leaped into the air fast mile in a dual track meet here at tackle will bear watching in future to catch; Labome's work of intercept­ last winter, but Eddie King upset his games. He was in there breaking up ing a Drake pass on the run to carry hopes and out-legged the Orange and plays and giving the Drake punters a it over for a touchdown; Kosky's Blue ace to the tape. Wright of Wis­ busy afternoon. drive through the Drake line to block consin, who has run a number of - At the ends Captain Paul Host and a punt behind the goal line for a great two mile races on the track fin­ Ed Kosky showed to advantage. (Continued on Pase 30) ished poorly in eighteenth position. October 21, 1932 "wenty-one CHREIST BEATS STALEY Alumni And Freshman Look IN TENNIS TOURNAMENT Powerful In Inter hall Games Favorite Defeats Teammate to Win for Second Time. NET WINNER FROSH WIN SECOND Playing true to form, Louis Chreist, the favorite, won for the sec­ ond time the fall tennis tournament High Class Football Displayed of the University by defeating his In Second Round of League; teammate Seton Staley in three Four Games Next Sunday. straight sets. The scores were 6-1; 6-2; 7-5. Chreist, a top-heavy favor­ ite, successfully defended a title By Edward Van Huisseling gained last year and proved his right Interhall Sports Editor to captain the 1933 net team. Football of varsity caliber char­ Chreist encountered little opposi­ acterized the second round of inter­ tion in winning the first two sets, but hall play Sunday. There were notice­ was forced to extend himself to cap­ able traces of stubborn defense, effi­ ture the third. Except for the third cient blocking, accurate passing, and set, the plucky Staley, who played flashy running. AH these qualities number three on last year's squad, were packed into four contests. was no match for the far superior Alumni playing its first game of champion. the season, showed as brilliant a run­ Doubles Play Begins ning attack as has been uncovered With Indian summer weather this fall in the league. The juniors breaking the inclement spell of the amassed a grand total of 21 points past few days. Manager Baker was in the first half to smothet Carroll, enabled to start his much deferred 21 to 0. The game was halted at the doubles tournament. Only one of the end of the half because Carroll had two favored teams, that of Staley and no substitute to take the place of Powers, played. Keams, their injured guard. Thirty- Hackenbrook and Morrison de­ five juniors participated in the on­ LOUIS CHREIST feated Bintz and Christensen 6-3; 6-2. slaught. It is only reasonable to pre­ dict that Alumni would have scored Staley and Powers defeated Cash- as much in the second half had Car­ man and Puterbaugh 8-6;6-l. Interhall Standings roll been able to continue play. Shapiro and Daly defeated Faras- GROUP I. Hughes, Carroll back, again stood out tiere and Dugan 6-3; 6-2. W L T Pet. as the best man on his team. Valdes and Margrett defeated Wel- St. Edward's 10 0 1.000 don and Fallon 7-5; 6-4. Badin 10 0 1.000 Morrissey's Defense Strong Corby 10 1 1.000 With Walsh idle. Freshman took Morrissey 110 .500 the lead in Group II by its impres­ BANKS EQUALS COURSE Dillon Oil .000 Lyons 0 2 0 .000 sive victory over Brownson, 13 to 2. RECORD WITH 72 ON This game strengthens the belief that GROUP II. REVAMPED LINKS. W L T Pet. the first year men will be right up Freshman 2 0 0 1.000 there when the smoke clears away in John Banks, outstanding sophomore Walsh 10 0 1.000 December. However, Freshman has golfer, tied the Burke Memorial Alumni 10 0 1.000 not played any of the upperclass Howard 0 10 .000 crews yet. If they triumph over any course record last Sunday with a par- Brownson 0 10 .000 equalling 72. The score equals the Carroll 0 2 0 .000 of them, they will be "in." best card turned in since the links Results of October 16: Brownson made a whitewashing were altered last spring. Alumni 21; Carroll 0. Corby 25; Lyons 0. impossible by means of a safety mid­ Playing with John Montedonico, Freshman 13; Brownson 2. way in the third quarter. Cheviny, Bill Veeneman, and Vince Fehlig, all Morrissey 7 ; Dillon 0. Brownson halfback, reeled off a 40 of the varsity golf team. Banks was Games Sunday: yard run along the sideline but fum­ out in 38, one over par, and back in GROUP I. bled as he crossed the goal and Mc- 34, one under perfect figures. Lyons vs. Badin, Carier field No. 1, 9:00. Farland recovered in the end zone for His card: Morrissey vs. St. Edward's, Minims field, Freshman. Out 9:00. Par 444 453 445....37 GROUP II. Morrissey continued to display an Banks 444 544 345....38 Brownson vs. Alumni, Cartier field No. 2, uncertain offense but a near air-tight 9:00. In defense. The Sophomores held Badin Howard vs. Freshman, Cartier field. No. 1, for downs within the five yard line Par 443 443 535....35....7 2 2:00. Banks „ 443 443 534....34....7 2 Brownson vs. Carroll, Brownson field, 2:00. (Continued on Page 24) Twenty-two The Scholastic All Toughy'' Says Keogan CROSS COUNTRY TEAM FACES CARNEGIE TECH Of This Yearns Schedule western game. This will certainly be Squad in Good Shape After a factor in the Wildcats' favor. Evanston Meet Last Week. TEAM WILL BE FAIR The cagers will then run into the Purdue outfit. The big ten cham­ Tomorrow morning at 11 o'clock pions of last year have every man the Irish round-the-lake crew will Capt Baldwin, Krause, Voegle, compete with the Skibos of Carnegie Are Nucleus of New Squad Tech. The potentiality of the Car­ Practice Next Week. negie team is unknown to Coach Nicholson, but there seems to be a most enthusiastic hope for a victory "They're all tough." Thus spoke in the Notre Dame camp. Coach George Keogan when a SCHO­ With the experience of the quad- LASTIC reporter asked him what games on this year's basketball rang:ular meet of last Saturday schedule would be the toughest. "We tucked away in their shoes, the Blue have lost six veterans," stated the and Gold thinlies have proved them­ Notre Dame mentor, "and we have selves to be a good fair team. If one of the toughest schedules in the the Tech outfit is mediocre, Notre country." Whether the material may Dame will lead the Pittsburghers be fair, mediocre, or good, we play aroimd the course. If Tech is good, a tough schedule and take them as there will be a fight, and Notre Dame they come." can only hope that the Skibos become lost on the trail. Sophomores Look Good This meet will be the first contest The prospects point to a fair team. on the local course this season. The Whether or not the cagers of 1933 race will be run over a three and one- will measure up to last year's sched­ half mile route around the twin lakes. ule is a matter for conjecture. If Students can see the home team in they do fall short, however, of the action by turning out at 11 o'clock 1932 record of the Keoganites, there Saturday morning. will be nothing to be ashamed of. Coach Nicholson expects to pitch his Few teams can maintain a nine hun­ entire cross-country squad against dred average over a two-year period. Carnegie. The team will be built around a nu­ cleus of veterans. Prominent among these is Captain sters that the Maroons have boasted Johnny Baldwin who was out with COACH KEOGAN of in many a day. pneumonia most of last year, but His troubles begin soon On the first of February, Carnegie from whom Coach Keogan expects Tech invades the Notre Dame gym. great things this year. Also return­ back with the exception of Johnny Tech's team of last year was weak ing to the fold are Big Ed "Moose" Wooden, the stellar All-American in the early part of the season, but Krause, Joe Voegole, Ed Alberts, Leo guard. Purdue is one of the teams canie back to win its final ten games. Crowe, Leo Keating, Gene Holland, which marred Keogan's almost per­ Last year's entire team has returned and "Butch" O'Neil. Among those fect record of last year, and the Irish to school and, if appearances mean coming up from last year's freshmen will be out for revenge. anything at all, this contest should are Jim Newbold, Al McGuflF, Ray Coach Harold Olson of Ohio State be one of the best of the year. Boland and Al Jordan. has one of the best teams that the Buckeyes have had in years, and For six straight years, the Irish of Northwestern On Dec. 19 Coach Keogan. looks for plenty of Notre Dame, and the Quakers of After two games with Albion and trouble from Olson's cagers. Pennsylvania have encountered each Illinois Wesleyan which must be con­ other on the basketball court. For The two Pitt games will probably six straight years, the Irish of Notre sidered, more or less, as warm up be hard fought battles. All reports games, the Keoganites swing into Dame have won. But each year they state that the Pitt team of this year have won either by a single point or real competition against Northwest- will come up to the high standard of by a single basket. em on December 19. The football ac­ Panther teams of the past. The But­ Wabash and Toledo are of unknown tivities of Messrs. Krause, Boland, ler series, the Indiana classics, rep­ quality, but may prove troublesome. and McGuff will require their pres­ resent the gallant efforts of a smaller Western Reserve and Michigan State ence in California on the tenth of school to take the measure of a larger December. one. always put out strong teams which never fail to fight the Irish until the They will not return to Notre For the first time in many years final gun. Dame until the fifteenth and, there­ the Irish cagers journey to the Chi­ Laborers are now putting the fore, they will have but four or five cago Midway where they will en­ court into condition, and practice will days of practice before the North­ counter the strongest array of hoop- start early next week. October 21, 1932 Ttventy-three OBSERVER DESCRIBES Lineups Unchanged As Irish BILL HUNDY IN ACTION Mark Time For Tech Game N. B, C. Grid Expert Handled Notre Dame-Drake Game. ACROSS THE SCRIMMAGE LINE IN GOOD CONDITION By George R. Belting Same Men Listed on First Two "The genial gentleman from Elevens; Plaid Team Will Georgia," is the epithet used to in­ Offer Stiff Opposition. troduce Bill Mundy famous sports announcer of the Notional Broadcast­ By Joe Kurth ing Co. And when that native soutti- erner takes the "mike" one is sure In Carnegie Tech next Saturday, Notre Dame will have its first test of being entertained throughout the By Joe Knrth entire contest, be it football, baseball against a major eleven. Close upon the heels of the game with the SMbos or what have you. Drake, with their football ensemble will follow more tests, Saturday after of blue, wore the niftiest outfits thus Saturday, for the Irish eleven. Came Into Prominence Two Years Ago far displayed to the football fans in the Notre Dame stadium. On the eve of the game with Car­ Mr. Mundy came into prominence negie, we find that the first team has about two years ago. The exact time the same personnel that played the was the day he handled the broad­ It was a surprise to all of the second quarter of the Drake game. casting of the Notre Dame-Southern Notre Dame eleven to notice how No injuries were sustained by any California game on that memorable much Captain Bowers, the Drake left of the first team members, other than December 6, when the Fighting Irish guard, resembled Max Schmeling. those that are usual to a football crowned a successful season with a skirmish. The first team lines up as 27-0 rout of the mighty Trojans, Vejar again showed his versatility follows: Kosky, I.e.; Krause, 1.1.; thereby annexing their second consec­ in last Saturday's game. His return Harris, 1. g.; Alexander, c; Greeney, utive National Championship. of two punts was very good. Laurie r. g.; Kurth, r. t.; Capt. Host, r. e.; His Georgia drawl is most pleasant has an ideal change of pace in run- Jaskwhich, q. b.; Brancheau, r. h.; Melinkovich, f. b.; Lukats, l.h. and not once during the entire game nmg. is he lost for words. Many students First String Shows Power have been wondering why the N.B.C. Six punts were blocked in the In the scrimmage that was sched­ decided to air the Drake game. Mr Drake game which might be a record uled last Wednesday, the first team Mundy solved theis perplexing situa­ for the number of punts blocked in showed signs of latent power. At no tion for us by stating that he will one game. time during the season has the var­ undoubtedly cover the Notre Dame sity shown more smoothness and co­ games this year, and that this broad­ Ray Brancheau carried out his plan herence of team play. Every player cast enabled him to become familiar of scoring his first touchdown in two sensed the fact that the remaining with the Notre Dame plays and seasons by taking the ball away from games on the schedule will adequately players. one of the Drake backfield men who test the sustaining power of the. team, and settled down to giving an Here's How It Is Done was trying to intercept it and scoring with it. exhibition of football. Play after Our position in the broadcasting play clicked with perfection. booth was that of observer. That is, Not to be outshone in the way of The question might be raised at no more than informing the an­ displaying adaptability to football this point: Is the student body really nouncer when a Notre Dame man is maneuvers the second squad per­ suporting the team? Two reasons for formed notably in their regular carrying the ball, and when the the question are: Twenty-seven hun­ Fighting Irish are on the defensive scrimmage last Wednesday again:it dred tickets were "on the block," but the freshman second team. The which man made the tackle, if it is only twenty-one hundred were sold. possible to pick him out. We were shock troops warmed up to their du­ Then, too, the attempts at cheering ties in a hurry and pounded the standing to the right of the "geniai Saturday were not reminiscent of the gentleman" during the broadcast of freshman line Avith telling effect, giv­ days when Notre Dame students got ing them rest periods only when the the play by play description. To his up at five o'clock in the morning to left was the Drake representative. ball was brought back five times greet the team. after that many touchdowns. Each observer had a card on which The line-up of the second team re­ was written the lineup of his team. Our secret operative Z 67 informs mains the same as it was for the When the play started the observer me that he definitely knows who Drake game. It follows: pointed to the name of the man "Bearskin" is. He adds, too, that Vairo, I.e.; Pfefferle, 1.1.; Wunsch, carrying the ball. The observer of "Bearskin" does not sit in the dollar- 1. g.; Gorman, c; Flynn, r- g.; Roach, the defensive team would de-signate seat section, but is given a seat r. t.; De Vore, r. e.; Vejar, q. b.; the man making the tackle. How- gratis. Koken, l.h.; Banas, f.b.; Sheeket- (Continued on Papce 31) (Continued on Pape 30) ski, r. h. Twenty-four The Scholastic

INTERHALL SPORTS Freshman's victory put them a Twenty-one points in a game that (Continued from Papce 21) stride ahead of everyone in Group II' was stopped at the half shows the with two wins and no defeats. Walsh scoring ability of the junior hall. two weeks ago and they turned the and Alumni are close behind with a The first score was made only a trick again Sunday when they stopped victory apiece and nothing registered few minutes after the game began Dillon cold on the two yard stripe. in the lost column. Howard, Carroll, when Blosma accounted for the fir:5t Dillon came out on the short end of and Brownson bring up the rear. touchdown. A drop kick was good the score, 7 to 0. for the extra point. By their victory over Lyons, Corby Alumni 21; Carroll 0. Alumni made victory inevitable with 14 points in the second quarter. went into a three way tie for the lead Alumni Hall opened its football The first score came when Conley in Group I. St. Edward's and Badin season Sunday with a crushing vic­ were not active Sunday so their circled end for a touchdo\\Ti. Mc- tory over Carroll, 21 to 0. The pow­ Keernan brought the score to its final status remains at one game won and er of this aggregation should make it none lost. Corby has also won one height with his plunge for a score. one of the leading teams in the sec­ Passes accounted for the two extra while not suffering defeat, but their tion. record is marred by a scoreless tie points following the last two touch­ with Dillon. Morrissey trails the The game was called to a halt at downs. three leaders by a game, with Dillon the conclusion of the first half be­ Alumni's ability to convert the and Lyons winding up the group with cause there was no substitute avail­ points after touchdown marks them three losses between them and no vic­ able to take the place of the injured as a finished team with the fine points tories. Kearns, Carroll guard. especially well taken care of. Wibby Hughes again stood out in the Carroll attack with his brilliant returning of kickoffs. Coach Addonizio called on about SPlECIAL thirty-five men to carry on in the Alumni cause. LUNCHES Finkle, Conley, and Blosma were outstanding for the juniors. A Corby 25; Lyons 0. Dinners The same Corby team that only succeeded in holding the Dillon team V to a scoreless tie last Sunday, in the same maroon colored jerseys, crushed 119 WEST COLFAX, WEST OF PALAIS ROYALE an inferior team from Lyons Hall "The Mary-Ann Welcomes Notre Dame Men" Sunday morning by an overwhelming score of 25 to 0. The Gold Coast team put up a game fight, but Corby was a far superior eleven. The morale of the Lyons team was broken by a Corby touchdown, scored during the first few minutes of play. The try for the point failed. After this, the Gold Coasters tightened up a bit, but not enough to stop tha LEMOIITRIfS Corby men from scoring another touchdown before the end of the first Oviometrists half. Again the seniors failed to con­ 222% S. Michigan Street 102 W. Washington Street vert the extra point. Brady of Corby was responsible for the first score when he'intercepted a pass and reeled off a long run down GLASSES ... the sidelines. In the second quarter, after a march from midfield to the Properly styled and properly prescribed to give better Lyons goal line, Bherman crashed vision and more comfort by competent specialists. through center for the second tally. In the third and fourth quarters, (Exclusive for those particular people who Behermen again romped for touch­ are interested in good eye-care.) downs. Finally, after three futile at­ tempts at points after scores, Corby D succeeded in converting after the last touchdown. Broken lenses duplicated promptly and accurately. The Corby interference throughout the entire game was beautiful to October 21, 1932 Tiventy-five watch. During the last five minutes of play, Brady made a long run for a touchdown but the play was called back and Corby penalized. The game ended with a short kick by Lyons. The Lyons team 'is to be lauded for the game fight they put up, in spite When you've of the fact that it was a losing one. Devlin of Corby deserves special men­ tion for his good work in running back Lyons punts.

Morrissey 7; Dillon 0. slept through After four quarters of heated bat­ tle, the Morrissey Hall gridders de­ feated the Dillon Hall aggregation, 7 to 0. breakfast Morrissey scored early in the sec­ ond period on a blocked punt by Blake, Sophomore center. With the ball deep in their own territory the freshmen elected to kick, but the fast charging center broke through and AND you want something blocked the punt. The ball bounced toward the goal and Blake fell upon quick and nourishing—try it on the Dillon three yard line. Palmisani, the Morrissey fullback, / ^ a bowl of Kellogg's Rice (Continued on Page 28) Krispies with milk or cream and sliced bananas. These toasted rice bubbles are so STRATIGON crisp they crackle. And they are rich in energy that's quickly digested! "South Bend's Distinctive" Lunch Soda Grill Enjoy Rice Krispies for lunch and feel fitter. Fine for a late snack around bed­ "JUST GOOD FOOD" 114 N. Michigan time. So much better than heavy, hot

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IT'S GREAT INTRODUCING •:• Joe Kurth CRIED THE CRITICS By William Flynn at the World Premier "Now, what is it you want," said Kurth, All American Tackle, 1931.) Joe Kurth as he folded his arms and "How'd you happen to come to leaned back in the "beer parlor" chair Notre Dame?" "An outstanding production of in his room, 105 Sorin. This followed "I spent one year on the Wisconsin the new cinema season."—N. Y. the writer's introduction to his room­ squad under Tom Lieb. Tom induced Evening Journal. mate, Bill Pierce. me to come to Notre Dame." "You've played in quite a few "Builds to its smashing con­ games since then, haven't you?" clusion ... no finer acting has "With the Carnegie game tomor­ been seen on the screen this row it will be twenty-two straight." • season."—N. Y. Daily Mirror. "You've never been hurt?" "No, but I cut my eye playing "One of the most eflfective handball in Madison during Christ­ dramas to reach film form."—^N. mas vacation last year." Y. American. "What clubs are you a member of here, and have you held any student "Admirably acted by Barry- offices?" more, Miss Hepburn and Billie Knight of Columbus Burke."—N. Y. Herald-Tribune. "I belong to the Monogram club and the local Knights of Columbus "We wish to go on record here council. I've never held any student and now that we have personal­ offices here, but was president of my ly seen nothing finer on the screen."—^The Film Daily. high school executive council for three years." "What has football competition given you?" "Well, you might say that difficul­ John ties of football are indicative of life after we get out of school, and by getting these knocks and bruises and hurts you're getting help or stepping Barrymore stones in preparing for a career. One who has participated in football is in "I'd like to get an inteniew for more prepared for life after getting CLEMENCE DANE'S THE SCHOLASTIC." out than any one else. I treasure Magnificent Play "0. K., shoot." my two years under Rock as the two "What's your middle name?" greatest years of my life." "You made your debut in a var­ "James, Joseph James Kurth." sity suit in the Southern Methodist "BILL OF "How old are you, how much do game in 1930, didn't you, when you you weigh, and how tall are you?" threw Mason for a big loss?" "I'm twenty-one, weigh two hun­ DIVORCEMENT dred and four, am six feet one and Regular As Sophomore one-half inches tall." "Yes, I made the team as a Sopho­ RKO Radio Picture, of Course "Where did you go to high school more and was the only second year with and what sports did you take part man to play on the National Cham­ m •?" pionship team. My first year I played "I went to Madison East Central 530 minutes out of a possible 600. BILLIE EURKE High. (Madison is in Wis.) Spent There were ten games that season. three years on the football team, one "My greatest thrill was when I KATHARINE HEPBURN as guard and two at tackle; was tackled Mason. On that play, the guard on the basketball team one whistle had blown for a penalty and year, and put the shot during track the N. D. players seemed to relax. DAVU) MANNERS season." Mason cut back and I thought he "Journalism is your major, isn't it, might get away for a touchdown. n Joe? After you get out in June, what "If the penalty was on us, they'd do you intend to do?" take the score and not the penalty. There is a BETTER show at the "Yes, I'm a Journalism major. I'd So I tackled him and knocked him RKO like to coach and then get in the out. I believe it was my quick think­ journalistic field and do sports writ­ ing that impressed Rock so he put ing. I've had some experience in me on the first team." newspaper work. This is my third "You've done some flying, haven't PALACE year on THE SCHOLASTIC sports staff." you, Joe?" (His stories are signed: By Joseph (Continued on Page 31.^ October 21, 1932 Ttuenty-seven Father Carroll, Returning from Ireland, Joe Kurth's Engagement Gives His Impressions of The Irish People Is Announced This Week fContinued from PaRe 17) but others will carry on and finish Joe Kurth, right tackle on the what we began." Notre varsity for the past year, AU- graves of the sixteen are pointed out The authorities at Kilmainhan jail American last year, and sports writer on Arbor Hill, where they were bur­ sent a lorry to take Michael's mother for THE SCHOLASTIC, this week an­ ied after being stolen to the Hill at to the jail to see him before he was nounced his engagement to Miss Vir­ night by the British. At present the shot. "I will walk to see him, as I ginia Ortlieb of Chilton, Wisconsin. spot is transformed into a shrine. walked the other days I went," she According to the papers the engage­ said to the lorry captain. And she ment is the culmination of a high Father Carroll was fortunate in walked, and bade him good-bye, a seeing some of the relatives of the school romance. In addition to doing- short time before the boy was led out school work,, playing football and sixteen men who gave up their lives to be executed. the May following Easter week. He, writing for THE SCHOLASTIC, Kurth visited St. EdnaZs School at Rath-' •'-' "My wife was a Presbyterian," Mr. is supposed to write to Miss Ortlieb farnum where Pearse's sister carries Mallon said quietly, "but she came in­ twice a day. on his work of teaching. Michael to the Faith before she died. Mick Mallon's father lives shortly outside got that for her when he went to Kilmainhan jail. He is an old man Heaven." of, perhaps, seventy years, and lives I asked Father Carroll if he had many others who remain in Dublin. in a little house close to the street. anything else to tell. "Oh yes, of They are a tradition coming out of The picture of his son Michael hangs course," he replied, "I could tell you the days when Dublin was in the from the wall just in front of where of the young wife of Joseph Mary throes of a war against the ancient he sits. Michael was a workman and Plunkett, who married the night he foe to win the ancient national right in his free time was a member of one was shot, and lives with her mem­ of self-expression. By contrast the of Dublin's musical organizations. ories; Kevin Barry's mother and two Dublin following the great ceremonies "Mike," Mr. Mallon said, "was not sisters, (Kevin Barry was hanged in of the Congress was exceedingly afraid to die for Ireland." And he the twenties after he had been cap­ peaceful and restful." produced a letter to prove that tured in ambush) who are very proud "But we had better stop here. Per­ Michael was not. "I am not afraid to of young Kevin who still lies buried haps some of our friends will say we go," he wrote, just three hours before in Mount Joy Prison yard, with a should not have begim at all. Ah, he was shot. "We have failed now, crucifix placed upon his grave; and well."

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INTERHALL SPORTS Gold Coast boys, fighting with their Palmisani and Shovan performed (Continued from Page 25) backs to the wall, stopped the deter­ well in the backfield for the victors, mined Dillon drive. Morrissey fought while Blake shone at center for the Dillon on even terms throughout the carried it over in two line smashes, same club. Shultz, Dillon halfback, game and took advantages of the for the winning score. A pass, Pal- contributed in a large measure to his breaks to win. misani to Felts, was good for the team's offense with brilliant ball carrying. extra point. The game was rather raggedly The Dillonites, however, came back played but packed with thrills. Sho- Freshman 13; Brownson 2. strong in the second half and kept van's beautiful sprint around left end Morrissey on the defensive, driving for thirty yards in the last quarter A fighting Freshman Hall team, hard down to the two yard line only almost equalled Shultz's spectacular that shows possibilities of developing to lose the ball on downs when the forty-yard run in the third frame. into a contender fpr the Inter-Hall title, turned back Brownson Hall by the score of 13 to 2 Sunday after­ noon. Outweighed considerably by Brown­ son, the Freshman line outplayed its rivals throughout the game. This, to­ gether with the fact that a pair of likely looking ball carriers in the per­ sons of Joe Gleason and Pat Dizanza graced the Freshman backfield, put Brownson at a decided disadvantage from the start. This combination scored the first touchdown and Gleason was again on the passing end that registered the second touchdown in the fourth quarter. During most of the first quarter, See Every Big play went back and forth, with both teams resorting to kicking. Near the Game... \ouean end of the period, Gleason and Di­ zanza collaborated to put the ball in .••with Greyhound >^' a scoring position. Gleason passed Far^s Note So Low,.. NOTRE DAME to Dizanza from midfield, the latter vs. being forced out of bounds as the "DOLLING along golden highways to the PITTSBURGH period ended. •*^ year's great football games—^you have at PittsborKli Brownson held for three downs as a foretaste of the zest, the thrill and color Oct. 29th of the contest! The saving in fares runs the second quarter opened; but on into dollars. With more frequent daily last down Gleason passed to Dizanza NOTRE DAME schedules, you will be hours to the good. who fell over the goal line for tho Lots of warmth and comfort — congenial vs. NAVY touchdown. Brownson disputed the fellow-travelers. at Cleveland Nov. 19th touchdown vehemently, arguing that And listen! Why not get your own jolly Dizanza's body had touched the crowd together and charter a special coach right to the stadium? Even greater savings, NOTRE DAME ground before he scored. Gleason this way. vs. ARMY drop kicked for the extra point. Don't forget—this same splendid service for at New Yoric Midway in the third period Brown­ Nov. 26th everyday trips to all parts of America. son seemed headed for a touchdown and a possible tie score as Cheviney Special Charter UNION BUS DEPOT ran 40 yards along the sideline to 133 S. Lafayette Blvd. Phone 3-8283 Rates Now cross the goal; however, as he crossed the line and McFarland re­ covered for Freshman, giving Brown­ son a safety and their only points of the game. In the. last quarter Gleason passed to Regan on a "sleeper" play for an­ other touchdown. This time Gleason's try for extra point was blocked. In addition to Gleason and Dizan­ GREY/HOUND za, Mansfield played well for Fresh­ man, whOe. Cheviney, Schmidt, and ifii^ y Gorman did the best work for Brown­ son. October 21, 1932 Twenty-nine

Moving back to the mid-west, w^e'd class Notre Dame with the best in SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX sight. Purdue and Michigan look best in the Big Ten with North­ By James S. Keams western apparently recovering from their setback last week and gaining THOSE TWO POINTS Sports writers had their greatest power right along. Midway through the second quarter difficulty in deciding who scored the Nebraska and Kansas State are the of the Drake game, Notre Dame safety. Practically everyone recorded class of the other Mid-West circles. picked up two points for their soaring the play as "Safety by Host." In re­ To the south-west, a group of Texas total through a play that caused con­ ality, Weiland scored the safety, since schools, including Texas U. and Rice siderable confusion among both the such a play, involves the loss, not the Institute have come to the top. These spectators in the stands and the gain, of two points. Host certainly two leaders clash .tomorrow. sports writers in the press box. did not lose points by the transaction. The stigma was hung on Weiland for Tennessee has whatever edge When Weiland's punt was blocked he had supplied the w. k. impetus. is to be had in the confusion and recovered by Captain Paul Host down south. Tulane is going beyond the end zone, referee Ed AFTER THREE WEEKS along in fair style but apparent­ Cochrane decided that a safety had ly far below their last season been scored against Drake. With the season nearing its height, sectional leaders are beginning to ap­ form. The iiroblem involved was one pear. Disappointments are many, ex­ Out among Graham McNamee's of impetus. If the impetus had hibitions of unexpected strength are mountains and Grantland Rice's sun- been furnished by the lineman few. blocking the kick, the play would kissed slopes, the Trojans of U. S. C. have been recorded as a touch- In the east, N. Y. U., Har­ are holding a rather wavering upper back, not a safety. It was de­ vard, Colgate, and certainly Pitts­ hand. They will undoubtedly develop, cided, however, that Weiland, the burgh are well ahead of the pack. though, as the weeks go by, into an­ kicker, had supplied the impetus, The Pitt eleven looms as one of other great machine. Smaller schools thus making it a safety. The the most i>owerful in the country including Santa Clara, Loyola, and play could not be scored as a and as one of the highest bar­ U. C. L. A. are forging up steadily touchdown because the ball was riers in the path of our own into the spotlight that their bigger downed beyond the limits of the Irish, Yale has been the cast's neighbors have been monopolizing. playing field. biggest flop. (Continued on Page 31)

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NORTE DAME 62, DRAKE 0. SCRIMMAGE UNE TECH HERE TOMORROW (Continued from Page 30) (Continued from Page 23) (Continued from Page 5) A murmur of dissent ran through touchdown, and Vejar's great work in fact there are two or three other sets of Irish hacks that will keep some of the stands upon the decision that handling punts were enough to keep was made following the recovery of the crowd on edge. the best lines in the country guessing. Some of the Carnegie luminaries the blocked punt outside of the end Notre Dame made eight first do%\Tis zone. The ruling was a safety which who will see action in tomorrow's to three for Drake and gained 396 was correct. Rule nine, article two, game will be co-Captains Bill Sample yards from scrimmage to their oppon­ page forty-three of the rule book, and George Kavel, both are ranked ents 61. says: "It is a safety if the ball, before with the best in the country in their Simimary: becoming, dead, goes out of bounds NOTRE DAME (62) DRAKE (0) department of the game. Sample is behind the goal line, provided the Vairo LE Deskin a guard and Kavel is a half-back. Pfefferle LT. Blanck impetus which sent it across the goal Colin Stewart, Joe Mihm, Bill Spisak line, was given by the team defend­ Wunsch L.G Bowers and Clyde Heinzer are other veterans Gorman C McClure ing that goal." Flynn RG Baker who wall be in the game upholding the Roach RT. Kokjohn honor of the Pittsburgh school. Joe Nick Lukats made a very nice Rascher RE Brechler Mihpi, 196 pound fullback, who has tackle of the ball carrier on one of Vejar QB F. Smith not yet carried the ball in a game this Koken LH Thompson the kick-offs. Sheeketski RH. Wieland year, is expected to give Joe Kurth Banas FB Scharlin and Ed Krause plenty of worry. Tobin's ball carrying was of a nice Touchdowns—Banas (2), Lukats, Brancheau. The first shrill blast of the referee's variety Saturday and barkened of the Melinkovich, Kosky, Koken. Costello, La- whistle will be at 2 o'clock. days when he was "king of the hill" borne. Points after touchdowns—Koken (2), Jaskwhich (2), Laborne (3), all placements. in the Big Eight conference of South- Safety—Host. em Wisconsin. Substitutions—^Notre Dame: Fosky, Canale, Drake—^Piersal, left tackle; C'anakes, right left ends; Krause. Lcding, left tackles; Har­ guard; Hunt, right end; B. Eells, quarter ris, Schiralli, Mahaffey, left Kuards; Alex­ back; Potts, J. Eells, left half backs; GaerJ Kitty Gorman "chucked" the ball ander, Gorman, centers; Greeney, Pierce, Pi- full back. to the backfield for three quarters in vamik, right guards; Kurth, Barstow, right Referee—Ed Cochrane (ICalamazoo). Um­ the game against Drake. tackles; Host. Gildea, right ends; Jaskwhich, pire—H. L. Ray (Illinois) Feld judge—M. P. Murphy, Caldwell, Boland, quarterbacks; Lu­ Ghee (Dartmouth). Head linesman—See Tay- kats, McGuff, Laborne. left half backs; Bran­ lar (Wichita). The Notre Dame first team scored cheau, Tobin Costello, right half backs; Melin­ Coaches—^Heartley Anderson, Notre Dame; two touchdowns in three minutes kovich, Leonard, Hapren. full backs. Evan O. Williams, Drake. against Drake.

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THE LOCAL SITUATION "Yes, I hold a limited commercial ever, by the time the third quarter had begun, we had to whisper the Hunk's prospects aren't too bad. A license with 110 hours of solo. Dur­ name of the ball carrier and the year ago this time the Irish were at ing the summer of 1927 I ferried tackier, for there was no more room their peak for the Drake and Pitt planes from Wichita, Kansas to Mad­ on our card. games. After that, the course led ison. But I shall go back to it only downhill. as a sport, never as a career." Mr. Al Feeney, a Notre Dame This. season things are different. "Well, thanks a lot, Joe; thisll alumnus and Ail-American center in The Irish have come along more make a pretty good story." 1913, handled the "mike" during the slowly. They should reach their best "That's all right. If there is any­ first quarter. He also gave the re­ form later in the season; they should thing we can do for you, just drop sume at the half and at the end of be able to hold it through the final around." the game. Mr. Gene Rause was the drive against the more formidable "Well, you might lend me a couple descriptive artist before the game opponents. of bucks." and introduced both Mr. Feeney and The interview ended. Mr. Mundy. SCORECASTS Last week's results: 18 win­ ners, 5 losers, and 4 tie games. The season's record: 52 winners, 9 losers, and 10 no-decision af­ fairs. For tomorrow's games, the hardest we've had to pick thus far, we offer the following: NOTRE DAME 27, CARNEGIE TECH 0. Army 14, Yale 0. Bucknell 7, Lafayette 0 Wisconsin 33, Coe 0. New York University 7, Colprate 0. Columbia 20, Williams 6. Harvard 20, Dartmouth 6. Michigan State 13, Fordham 7. North Carolina 7, Georgia Tech 0. WSWM LAST lowra State 13, Mossouri 6. Kansas State 14, Oklahoma University 7. Pennsylvania 20, Lehipth 0. Marquette 13, Boston College 0. • Here's a shoe >vith shorter, smarter ap­ Navy 7, Princeton 0. Northwestern 13, Purdue 7. the swagger of the pearance in this shoe. Pittsburgh 20, Ohio State 12. custom last — sharp Oregon State 12, Washington State 6. The high military heel Syracuse 14, Penn State 6. toe sweeping back in Texas University 20, Rice Institute 13. comfortably lifts the Southern California 20, Stanford 7. a stream line, neatly Alabama 26, Mississippi 0. rear lines of the shoe California 14, Washington 0. tucked up under the Indiana 14, Chicago 6. up to the drop of the Vanderbilt 14, Georgia 6. arch, and firmly sup­ Michigan 21, Illinois 0. trouser cuff, an Minnesota 13, Iowa 0. porting the in- Nebraska 14, Kansas 0. essential re­ steplikea ^ quirement for thoroughbred. ALL $ metropolitan WELCOME The foot has a wear. Notre Dame Men To Our SODA FOUNTAIN Baldwin Shoe Company AND LUNCH ROOM no W. Wayne Street Platter Lunches Complete Dinners Special Sunday Dinners. "Service with a Smile" THE PHILADELPHIA 116 N. Michigan Thirty-two The Scholastic

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