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NAA^ tmm bunny, high 86°F, low > ^j-. PRIDA'i.-RIDAY: Sunny,.jLuiiiy, /, "^C^ high 78°F, low ^V^ 58°F. SATURDAY: Partly en's Soccer Victory cloudy, high 82°F, low 58°F. JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY^ \portspagel9 'Real World' rendezvous Students meet fourof TVshows famous 'seven strangers' Anderson came to JMU were Julie, Heather B., from the by Brian Minter first season in New York, Lars, from the fourth staffwriter season in London, and Joe from the fifth season People love "The Real World." in Miami. Thunderous applause greeted the cast "The Real World" is MTV's popular show members when they finally walked onstage, about the true-life adventures of seven twenty- along with cries of "Julie, I love you!" and other resigns something hipsters from all walks of life. Every declarations of personal affection. season, seven strangers _^^^___^^^_ With none of the micro- are thrown together in a phones working very well, Former baseball coach house and have their lives "It ['The Real World! the show got off to a rocky meticulously document- start. After 15 minutes of ed. gets to you mentally. feedback and low volume under investigation for The show is into its levels, agitated UPB people sixth season and shows no You get really messed who had been hopping around backstage managed alleged misuse of funds ToulmSLf van- up. MTV just wanted to to replace the clip-on mics ous "Real World" casts , i ' t /• , with hand-held ones. said senior Corey Hoch, who left the appeared in Wilson Hall put tt OUUCh OJ SteXeO- The four cast members by Seth Burton team after last season. "I knew soon- Auditorium Tuesday , . ,» » j were relaxed and person- assistant sports editor er or later this was going to come night, and the response typeS tOgetkeT ttM kOVe able, and seemed to enjoy JMU head baseball coach Kevin out." was overwhelming. ,1 c 1 L " themselves. They remarked Anderson verbally notified the ' "It's amazing," said them fight. later the crowd was one of administration Tuesday that he is Julie, a cast member from the largest they had seen resigning amid an on-going univer- the first season filmed in joe on their tours. The stu- sity investigation. New York. "I don't know "The Real World" cast member dents, for their part, were According to the Daily News- what all these people are overjoyed and could not Record, Anderson is under investiga- doing here." get enough of shouting out tion for the alleged misuse of school By 7:30 p.m. almost every one of the 1372 to the people on stage. funds appropriated for players' seats was full. By 10 minutes to 8 p.m. people According to UPB Public Relations Director meal money on road trips. were lining up against the walls, and by 10 after, Nicole Henderson, "Real World" cast members "We do have an active adminis- UPB representatives were trying to shut the were at JMU as part of the START program, trative investigation going on," doors and settle everyone down so the show geared towards freshmen living away from Director of Media Relations Fred could start. Hilton said. "I can't give any details The four "Real World" cast members who see REAL WORLD page 2 on an ongoing investigation." Anderson, who has compiled a 148-87-1 record at JMU in his four seasons as head coach, told Athletic Director Don Lemish that he is leav- ing the university. Anderson could not be reached for comment Wednesday. Lemish said, "I have the verbal resignation. It's a personnel matter; Kevin Anderson a coach has resigned, and we're happy with that outcome." The team is continuing fall prac- According to Doug Taylor, law tice with assistant coaches Todd clerk for Eugene Gunter, Anderson's Raleigh and Barry Given managing Winchester-based attorney, Ander- in the interim. son's resignation is independent of Raleigh and Given met with cam- any investigation by JMU. pus police Wednesday morning but "Mr. Anderson and the sports would not disclose accounts of the department at JMU have reached a meeting. significant difference in views. He is "Really we're left out in the cold," no longer coaching there. He Given said. "The administration is enjoyed his six years at JMU, but the trying to keep it on lock-down. I environment is no longer conducive really can't comment; I don't want for coach Anderson to remain there. to shoot myself in the foot." Anderson has done nothing wrong Director of Public Safety Alan other than perhaps having inade- MacNutt confirmed that JMU is con- quate records. All the allegations are ducting a criminal investigation into unsubstantiated and unwarranted the matter, and in following with and personally damaging." standard operating procedure for JENNIFER HAKER/photo editor According to one former player, internal investigations, will turn Anderson's departure is not surpris- over evidence to the state police and (I to r) Alexia Kauffman and Chris Cowman Join the attack for Joe's autograph after "The Real ing. "I heard rumors of [the meal World" cast members spoke at Wilson Hall Tuesday night. money allegations! this summer," see ANDERSON page 2 T 2 Thursday, Sept 18,1997 THE BREEZE Anderson— _ continued from page 1

Tourna e t e rst time the Commonwealth attorney. 1'JR J " " According to Hilton, JMU has since 1988. The Dukes also MADISON UNIVUMIV r^nw r i L . jp... 4'WMVA hPPri notified by Anderson's made appearances in the CAA "To the press alone, chequered as eSJ^Ml! written resigna- title game tn 1»4jnd 19J ^ it is with abuses, the world is tion will be indebted for all the triumphs received by knew baseball a really well. He which have been gained by i 1 ■ Friday. 'His coach-player reason and humanity over error L e m i s h was a good and oppression." " mW *.■ would not relationship just baseball coach." —James Madison comment However, when asked seven players, Editor Kitotan Hates faded. There were a about the including four Managing editor Laura l_ Wad* who received Technology manager Brian Megm investigation, fa of unhappy guys k * mi although he J yy significant play- Ads manager Erin M. CaHaJhan did confirm ing time in 1997, Newseditor Courtney A. Crowtey that Ander- last year. left the team last s rin News editor RobSpetr* son's records o—K P 8- Four Asst. news editor And! Matter Corey Hoch players trans- were given to former shortstop ferred, while Opinion editor Kelley Btauingame the JMU audit- JENNIFER BAKER//V10M editor three have elect- Style editor Jkn 'Vegas' Terp ing office. Focusedilor Chrto KHmek Anderson, who was promot- ed to stay at JMU. Accident on Port Republic ed from assistant coach in 1994, "His coach-player relationship Asst.styk/lbcuseditor JuNan Walker Rush hour took its toll yesterday around 5 p.m. when police led the Dukes to the 1995 CAA just faded, Hoch said. There Sports editor Steven M. Trout arrived on the scene of an accident. Police would not comment title and then proceeded to were a lot of unhappy guys last Asst. sports editor Seth Burton on the accident on Port Republic Road. return them to the NCAA year." Copy editor Lisa Fox Photo editor JermMer Baker Asst. photoeditor Ed Dyer Graphics editor Thomas Scaia Real World continued from page 1 Advisers Rip Do Luca, Alan Neckowttz, home for the first time. David Wendelken "We brought them here so they can discuss what it's like !iv' ing with pew people in a new place," Henderson said. The Breeze is published Monday An admirable goal, but the and Thursday mornings and thousand people crowded into distributed throughout James Wilson Hall did not want to hear Madison University and the local about life experiences. They Harrisonburg community. Comments and complaints should wanted to hear about being on be addressed to Kristen Heiss, edi- "The Real World." tor. The cast members took turns Mailing address: discussing their own shows and The Breeze Anthony-Seeger Hall what it was like living under the James Madison University constant scrutiny of television Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 cameras. Joe said, "It gets to you men- E-Mail address: tally. You get really messed up. the_ [email protected] Breeze Net: MTV just wanted to put a bunch http:/ /breeze.jmu.edu of stereotypes together and have An individual may have one copy them fight." of The Breeze for free. Disillusionment with MTV All subsequent copies cost 25 seemed to be a common thread cents apiece. among the four. Lars said, "They wanted a certain group with cer- In The Breeze tain group dynamics. But less than 0.1 percent of what they film JENNIFER BKKERJpnoio editor OPINION 10 ends up on TV." STYLE. 13 The cast members made a few (I to r) Joe and Heather B. talk it up to a packed Wilson Hall auditorium audience. All four cast members FOCUS ON 16 attempts to address issues of liv- responded to students' questions until UPB members removed the microphones. SPORTS 19 ing away from home for the first COMICS 27 time. Julie said, "It's perfectly fine ingly trivial, including a lengthy $1,500 for their appearance — second appearance at JMU. She CLASSIFIEDS 31 to agree and to disagree. It's a parade of marriage proposals $4,500 came from UPB and $1,500 performed here with Das EFX good time to have life experi- and telephone numbers (Lars came from the Office of two years ago. ences, to meet people who were made the quickest reply to any of Residence Life. The four cast All four "Real World" veter- raised differently." these, saying that he would love members all said doing lectures ans expressed surprise that so CLASSIFIEDS? Although her remarks applied to get married, since he is a at colleges is not something they many people attended the show. to freshmen going away to school German citizen and needs a do full time. They all agreed that while they for the first time, Julie mentioned green card). "It gives me the opportunity to may be famous, they are not How to place a classified: that early on in the show, MTV People asked about other cast tell the real story and to make celebrities. Come to The Breeze office had reimbursed her for dropping members, about romantic rela- some money," Lars said, wearing "I'm proud that people are weekdays between 8 a.m. and 5 out of school her freshman year tionships and about what really his sunglasses backstage. "(Life) interested in us," Julie said. "It's p.m. to film "The Real World." happened with this scene or that after the show can be hell, espe- just hard sometimes. Real celebri- Cost: $2.50 for the first 10 Perhaps not the ideal role model scene. The cast members took cially the first year." ties have enough money to keep words. $2 for each additional 10 for first-year students. everything in stride and kept The other cast members words; boxed classified, 410 per the public at a distance." After discussing their living answering questions until UPB seemed to share his attitude Heather B. asked, "What am I column inch. situations and replying to occa- came and took the microphones Deadlines: noon Friday for towards setting the record famous for? I didn't do anything. sional shouts from the crowd for away. straight. I'm not always gonna be able to Monday issue, noon Tuesday Afterwards, the audience for Thursday issue. about an hour, the four opened Heather B. said, "For me, I do this. I'm thankful for the Classifieds must be paid in the floor to questions from the mobbed the stage and kept think that a lot of people have opportunities it gave me. advance in The Breeze office. audience. Heather B. and Lars signing auto- misconceptions about the show. I "People just show me mad Questions ranged from the graphs for about half an hour. want to tell people the truth." love," Heather B. said. "I feel like semi-serious to the mind-numb- Each cast member was paid Tuesday night was Heather B.'s I should give something back." i^i m- THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 18, 1997 5

I THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 18. 1997 3 / Speaker bridges gap between cultures Present-day Russia offers various opportunities for JMU students During spring break, JMU Russian by Kristi Groome majors will travel to Peterhof and deliver contributing writer much-needed medicines to hospitals there, About 20 JMU students got a taste of she said. Russian culture yesterday without leaving Graduates from JMU students already campus. live in various parts of the country. They Elizabeth B. Neatrour, professor of are helping to "build a new Russia," Russian literature and studies at JMU, pre- Neatrour said. Some work in orphanages, sented "Inside the New Russia: Cultural newspapers and in local government. Battles" as part of the Brown Bag Lecture Others assist with the administration of the Series. TESOL, a test Russian students must take "[Now is] a fas- to attend American cinating time to (( universities. 'come to Russia," Students majoring Neatrour said. She I learned more about in Russian are in emphasized many tne contrast between demand in Russia changes in Russia, for fields like import including the end communism and present- and export business of censorship and * and the state depart- c me ial at n ment, Junior David of°"? the arts^ afterif ^the day-/ Russia." Schneider, a Russian ERIN KELLY/contributing photographer fall of communism Nichole Dussia major at JMU, said. in 1991. JMU student Russian majors are Elizabeth B. Neatrour, professor of Russian literature and studies, speaks to a group Many new- needed because of of about 20 students Wednesday in Hillcrest House. found freedoms surround Russians, such their language ability and overall knowl- impressed with "how there's such great made several trips to the country since as the freedom to attend church, she said. edge of the culture. hope for Russia's future." 1963. She is the national president of the Neatrour also discussed connections Schneider said Neatrour's speech JMU student Nichole Dussia said she American Council of Teachers of Russian between JMU and Russia. taught him about "overall changes in learned more about the country. "I learned and has had three books published in In the post cold-war era, many oppor- Russia and how everything's changing more about the contrast between commu- Russia. She said she "can't think of a more tunities exist for JMU students to become across the spectrum." nism and present-day Russia," she said. exciting time to be talking about Russia." involved with Russia. The City of The presentation left some with new Joyce Wszalek, assistant director of the Despite the massive changes the coun- Harrisonburg has a "link city" in Peterhof, knowledge about this changing country. honors program, said Neatrour is an try has undergone, Neatrour said she has a suburb of St. Petersburg, Russia. Sophomore Jaclyn Evers said she was expert on Russia and its culture and has "a great faith in Russia's future." Woman pierces ears of orphan baby deer ing the posts of the two small by AP/newsf inder cross-shaped earrings through news service the thin flesh about one-half inch Domestic Dispute $25 from an unlocked room in Blue HARRISONBURG — A from their tips. by Neal Crovo • Judicial charges are pending after a Ridge Hall at 10:49 p.m.Sept 14. woman accused of animal cruelty "I thought it would be pret- police reporter domestic dispute in a residence hall at • Unidentified individuals allegedly for pinning earrings onto the ears ty," she said. "You can get a little Campus police report the following: 422 p.m. Sept 13. removed a 16 megabyte Simms RAM of a foundling fawn changed her kid's ears pierced. What's the dif- chip from a Dell Optiplex GL 5133 mind about acting as her own ference between a person's [ears] Mutual Aid Assistance Grand Larceny computer in Godwin Hall at 11:33 a.m. lawyer when she showed up for and a baby deer's?" • Campus Police assisted the • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole Sept. 15. her trial Tues- _^^mmmmmm^mmm Police officers Harrisonburg Police Department with an a dark reddteh-brown wallet containing a The chip is valued at $75. day, a _ . , . , found the 2- unruly crowd of about 300-400 people at JAC Card, credit card, ATM cards and Judge / tnOUgnt It WOUld month-old deer 1:44 a.m. Sept. 13 at Valley Lane. $5-$7 in cash from an unsecured cubby Property Damage William, __., . . in the back of HPD made arrests for drunk in public hole in University Recreation Center at • Unidentified individuals allegedly H e a t w o 1 d be pretty. What S the her Ford Ex- and disorderly conduct 5:10 p.m. Sept 15. damaged a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse by appointed an ..__ , plorer on July The wallet was recovered, but the denting the left and right side of the trunk, attorney to difference between a 5. The deer was Possession of Marijuana cash and cards were missing. scratching the driver's side door, hood, defend Bettie , , slightly dehy- • A juvenile student was arrested and the passenger's side and right rear phiiiips and person s ears and a drated, and its charged with possession of marijuana at Petty Larceny quarter panel with an unknown object her daughter, , , , , Q„ ears were Newman Lake at 1:50 a.m. Sept. 14. • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole while the vehicle was parked at 10:33 Gerry Rae baby deer s? inflamed and p.m. Sept. 15. Beckner, on _, . _..... infected, said a black Memoflex II Gel bicycle seat from B tUe Ph,l,, s Underage Consumption of a Mountain Buster 18-speed-bike at Damaged is estimated at about misdemeanor * P Ned Gentz, Alcohol and Dangerous Howard Johnson's at 11 am Sept. 12 $3,000. charges of ani- accused of animal cruelty chief veterinar- Practices The seat is valued at $27.99 mal cruelty lan at the • Three students were judicially • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole and possessing a wild animal. Wildlife Center of Virginia. charged with underage consumption of a HP Laser Jet Plus, Model Laser Jet II Recovered Stolen Property The trial was postponed to Nov. The animal was treated at the alcohol and dangerous practices in 268A, serial No. 2602J4347 from a • A student and a non-student were 18. center with antibiotics, and on Chappetear Hall at 9:31 p.m. Sept 13. warehouse on Warehouse Road at 11:07 caught in possession of a Harrisonburg Phillips, 54, of Hiddenite, Aug. 20 was released into the am. Sept. 12. street sign with the names Tort Republic N.C., said in a telephone inter- wild, Gentz said. Underage Possession of The printer is valued at $50. Road" and "Hunters Road" at 2:55 a.m. view in July that she picked up Phillips was in no mood to Alcohol/ Drunk in Public • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole Sept 14. the deer along a highway in comment as she left court. "What • Michael L Gurgo, 20, of PI. Pleasant a black Murray Ultra Terrain 18-speed Harrisonburg Police took the sign. western Virginia on July 3 as she are you taking my picture for, I Beach, New Jersey, was arrested and men's mountain bike from J-Lot at 4 drove to visit her daughter in don't have the dang deer with charged with underage possession of p.m. Sept. 12. Harrisonburg. me," Phillips said to a photogra- alcohol and drunk in public on Service The bike is valued at $170. Number of drunk in public charges since Later that day, she said, she pher before raising her middle Drive at 8:55 p.m. Sept 13. • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole June 4:14 pierced its ears by hand by push- finger to him. wm O

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» EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 309,5-6:30 p.m. Details: Liz, x7877. * Fellowship and dinner, Wesley Foundation, 5:30 p.m. Details: Ben, 434-3490. it Fellowship and praise, sponsored by Baptist Student Union, BSU Center, 5:30 p.m. Details: BSU Center, 434-6822. * Madison Mediators meeting, Anthony-Seeger Hall lobby, 6 p.m. Details: Jessica, x7557. * New Life Singers, Wesley Foundation, 7 p.m. Details: Ben, 434-3490. * Prime Time, sponsored by Campus Crusade for Christ, Phillips Hall Ballroom, 8 p.m. * Guest speaker Dale Diaz, Green candidate for Delegate, sponsored by Young Democratic Socialists, Taylor Hall, rm. 306,8 p.m. Details: Michael, 574-1957. ** Bible study, Wesley Foundation, 8:15 p.m. Details: Ben, 434-3490. FRIDAY 19 * Rosary group, sponsored by Catholic Campus Ministry, CCM House, 7:15 a.m. and 10:15 a.m. Details: Kara, 433-5340. Car damage from bad roads costs four Man with epilepsy found guilty of simple it Dr. Rex Fuller presents "Conversations on General Education," Cluster I, Moody Lounge, 2:30-4 p.m. times more than is spent on road repair assault, may face jail after incident it Dr. James Sealock of Raytheon E-Systems presents WASHINGTON, DC. — Broken shocks, realignments, ARLINGTON — Scott Vining was riding near Lavita "Unmanned Aircraft Development," Miller Hall, rm. 109, lost hubcaps — the toll on America's cars from bad roads Haugabrook on a commuter train when, without a word, 3:15 p.m. is four times what governments spend fixing those roads, he suddenly grabbed her left arm and nearly pulled her according to a new report. out of her seat. * Breakdancing club meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 309,4- Two public interest groups looked at the condition of 5:30 p.m. Details: Josh, 801-0235. One of Haugabrook's co-workers forced Vining to the nation's urban highways and found much of the release the frightened woman, who got off the subway at * Bible study, sponsored by Baptist Student Union, BSU nation wanting. the next stop and called police. Center, 7 p.m. Details: BSU Center, 434-6822. "Failure to fix urban highways adds nearly $2,000 in Vining has epilepsy and said he had a seizure when he maintenance costs over the life of a car in some grabbed Haugabrook in May on a Washington metropolitan areas," the Surface Transportation Policy Metropolitan Area Transit Authority train. He was SATURDAY l6 Project and the Environmental Working Group said in an convicted and faces up to a year in jail and a fine of $2,500 analysis released Tuesday. when he is sentenced Sept. 23. * Mass, sponsored by CCM, CCM House, 6 p.m. Details: Their report stated drivers spend $4.77 billion annually Like about 60 percent of adults with epilepsy, there are Christine, 574-0534. on car repairs resulting from poor road conditions. times when Vining loses consciousness and acts At the same time, state highway departments spend strangely. His advocates say he shouldn't be held $1.3 billion fixing those same roads, the groups said. responsible for actions he can't control. SUNDAY 21 The groups studied the 38 states with more than 100 "There are some risks necessary to have a free society, it Mass, sponsored by CCM, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, miles of urban highways. It concluded more than one- and one of the risks you take is that someone might have 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. Details: Christine, 574-0534. fourth of the nation's most heavily traveled roads are in a seizure in front of you," said Michaele Battles, one of poor or mediocre condition and need immediate repair. Vining's attorneys and a specialist in epilepsy cases. "The * Sunday Supper, sponsored by CCM, CCM House, Congress is debating a renewal of the multibillion- 6:30 p.m. Details: Kara, 433-5340. judge's decision was idiotic." dollar federal highway program, and the groups urged At his July 17 trial, Battles submitted a letter from it Contemporary worship service, Wesley Foundation, that the new law require states to certify they have Vining's doctor and testimony about seizures. Griffin T. 7 p.m. Details: Ben, 434-3490. adequate maintenance funds available and that at least 90 Garnett Jr., a substitute judge, found Vining guilty of percent of existing urban highways are in good condition it Fall Arts and Sciences Symposium movie: "Pulp simple assault and ordered him to keep away from before allowing new construction. Haugabrook. Vining plans to appeal. Fiction," sponsored by the College of Arts and Letters, Iowa has the largest share of urban roads in poor or Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7:30 p.m. Details: x6472. Haugabrook, a 23-year-old file clerk, said Vining's mediocre repair — 56 percent — with Illinois, Florida, epilepsy was not an excuse. Oklahoma and Arkansas also finishing poorly, the report "If his medication wasn't working, he shouldn't have YEARBOOK PICTURES! said. been on the train," she said. "I don> want to have to Georgia had the best ranking, with none of its urban avoid him. It's my transportation, and I shouldn't have to highways rated poor or mediocre. be inconvenienced." SEPT. 22-26, SEPT. 29-OCT. 3, OCT. 6-10 —AP/newsfinder news service —AP/newsfinder news service

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Sept. 20 TOURNAMENT JMU Football vs. Massachusetts Starts Sunday, Sept. 1 ARE ON SALE AT THE 6 p.m. Bridgeforth Stadium 4-8 p.m. each day UNIVERSITY OUTPOST Contact UREC for sign up info Sunday. Sent. 31 ON PORT REPUBLIC ROAD Intorhall Council Leadership Day ARTS & SCIENCES 12 noon PC. Ballroom & Taylor 3rd Floor SYMPOSIUM (BEHIND THE DAIRY QUEEN) Vorious Campus Locations 432-0287 Poetry Readings Till I WEEK 8 - 10:30 p.m. Taylor Down Under Taylor Down Under JMU students reading their own poetry in an Entertainment Complex Open Stage setting. www.jmu.edu/stuaffairs/start 10 Thursday, Sept. 18,1997 THE BREFZE 1 EDITORIAL Face Off: Greeks—elitist drunks? Brother/sisterhood a sham; getting Greeks make contribution toJMU; drunk Greeks' main priority should be praised, not stereotyped — Liz Smalls — Hal Dillon and Doug Popik To start, labeling members of JMU's Greek sys- I guess you could say we are two typical JMU stu- tem "elitist" is a misnomer. If being able to do dents. We're white males from upper-middle class 10-minute keg stands is what qualifies a person families, and have high goals for the future. for elitist status, then the term definitely applies. If Sounds familiar, doesn't it? Like you, perhaps? But not, then describing them in such a way is absurd. wait, we're Greek. That's right — frat boys. You The right to wear letters makes them no better than know, the ones whose "sole purpose is getting anyone else, despite what they may think. drunk." Dart... Having gone to college long enough A big problem facing many to witness the rush process many Greek organizations is the "Animal times, it becomes painfully clear House" stereotype. There is a A "find-a-toilet" dart to the guy who threw up all the true motivation of joining misconception that Greeks have the Greek system is easy access an elitist attitude, that all sorori- over my new pants last weekend. to liquor. While Greeks might ty women are blonde airheads Sent in by a student who did not need to know preach brotherhood, deep and that all fraternity men are what he had for dinner that night. down, getting hammered is the drunk meatheads. It isn't true. only priority. While community service is Maybe the opportunity to forge only a part of Greek life, last spring new friendships would be easier to JMU Greek organizations donated 24,352 swallow if these options weren't available in hours to community service, completed 2,820 Pat... the non-Greek community, but they clearly are. So is hours of educational programming and donated the chance to drink, but not at the level of Greek life. $30,273 to philanthropies, according to Student Also important to mention is that drinking might Organization Services. A "thanks-for-your-common-courtesy" pat to the not be the sole priority, but giving alcohol to unas- In fact, the JMU Greek system thrives with cam- guy who didn't allow his friend to steal a parking suming girls ranks high on the list. Ask yourself how pus leaders. AH four executive officers of Student space in the gravei pit that was rightfully mine. much easier it is for girls than guys to get into a fra- Government Association are Greek, as well as the Sent in by a student who thanks you for hot ternity party when they are not on the guest list. If president of Honor Council, according to SOS. advocating parking space theft. Greeks were trying to spread good cheer, why make Additionally, JMU Greeks have had a higher GPA restrictions to male party-goers? than the JMU average for the past eight semesters, Just as laughable is the fund-raising done by according to SOS. Consequently, Greeks hold them- Greek organizations. Is the motivation behind such selves to higher standards. Because of this we should efforts truly genuine, or just a way to keep attention not be deemed elitists, but goal-oriented individuals Dart... away from boorish social activities? Most Greeks I with ambitious purposes instead. have talked to consider philanthropic actions a chore. As leaders of the JMU Greek community, we feel They put in their time and then revert to their lives of it's time for students to look beyond the stereotypes. A "please-he-mature" dart to all the people making binge drinking and drunken hook-ups. JMU Greeks are learning life skills and attitudes that a bigger deal than necessary over Sigma Kappa's bid I don't begrudge Greeks for their decision to join will make them the leaders of the 21st century. celebration T-shirts. their respective organizations, but I am sick of seeing Sent in by a student who believes there are other them elevated to an unrealistic status. Hal Dillon is a senior CIS major and a member of issues on campus more worthy of thought and Sigma Chi fraternity. Doug Popik is a senior political sci- discussion than a T-shirt. Liz Smalls is a graduate student. ence major and a member of Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity. Pat...

A "thanks-for-making-us-civilized" pat to the construction company planning to build a road to my apartment complex. Sent in by a resident who will no longer have to go off-roading to get home. Dart...

A "back-of-the-line-buddy" dart to the girl in the Ford who thought she could go to the front of the line of cars waiting to park in the gravel pit. Sent in by a faculty member who thinks you should have learned in kindergarten not to cut in line.

Kristen Heiss .. . editor Laura L. Wade . .. managing editor KeUey M. Blassingame . . . opinion editor Pat... Letters to the editor should be no more than 500 words, columns should be no more than 800 words, and both will be published on a space available basis. They must be A "you're-cool" pat to the Vending Services man delivered to The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity and space. who gave me a free drink while he reloaded the The opinions in. this section do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the newspaper, machines in Godwin. MADISON UNIVERSITY this staff, or James Madison University. Sent in by a student who appreciated saving 60 cents. THEB •J TJkWsday, Sept. 18, 1997 11

Students and cops share responsibility Since the first weekend of the semester "snakes." It declares, quite rightly, that stu- dents to act with the same responsibility serving the community, or whether they I have been hearing of city cops dents hosting or attending off-campus par- the DN-R says is due the community. are making a value judgment about stu- enthusiastically breaking up off-cam- ties should behave as guests of the com- As for calling the police "snakes," that dents' lifestyles. The stubborn, arrogant pus parries and handing out alcohol-relat- munity, and notes, also correctly, that is Uhr's right, the value and necessity of futility of enforcing a minimum drinking ed charges with a new and chilling effi- through "noise, trespassing, littering [and] which should be obvious to any journalist. age on a college campus should be appar- ciency. Both The Breeze and The Daily News- public drunkenness," we often fail to do If Uhr is guilty of poor judgment, it is ent to cops and politicians alike. Yes, those Record have in this. Fine. because he failed to disclose the fact of his who abuse this town's hospitality deserve the past week But halfway own DIP arrest in his column. But he does to be punished, and students shouldn't run front- through, the not indulge in childish name-calling, as think themselves exempt. But they should- page stories Snake Oil DN-R makes though he were calling the police "pigs." n't have cause to believe themselves target- about what is, an assertion Rather, he carefully chooses his epithet for ed by the authorities either. depending on that is damn "the way [police] silently sneak up on During the two years I spent working who you ask, near impossi- unsuspecting student partiers." He then as a campus cadet, we were instructed to either a wide- — Chris Klimek ble to recon- presents a well-reasoned argument against ask ourselves a question before getting in a spread shirk- cile with a an excessive police presence in student- drunk's face: By intervening, am I improv- ing of respon- belief in the only apartment complexes such as Ashby ing the situation or am I making it worse? I sibility by students or an unprovoked First Amendment: "Students who would Crossing and Hunter's Ridge. wish all cops' superiors advised them thus. crackdown by Harrisonburg Police publicly call police officers 'snakes' and Permit me to share my own opinions Open-container laws and similar petty Department. As cliche" would have it, the 'slithering civil servants/ or would insti- about cops. I have two, essentially, and I ordinances are largely designed to give truth probably lies somewhere between gate, encourage or otherwise participate in hold both of them to be self-evident: 1) police more leeway in dealing with offend- these distant beliefs. But we are past the confrontations with officers of the law, Police officers deserve our gratitude and ers they suspect of more serious crimes. point of such an easy dismissal: the debate should be sent packing at once." respect for the difficult, dangerous and When police misuse this power — has now spilled noisily into the op/ed Or to put it another way, JMU should poorly-compensated work they do. 2) charging 200 students with alcohol viola- page, beginning with a guest column by expel students who criticize the police. Police officers wield extraordinary power tions in one weekend, or busting a Gabriel Uhr that appeared in this space a This is a shocking statement coming over regular folks, and for that reason Harrison Street block party where no one week ago and continuing with an from a newspaper. alone should be scrutinized. The fact that was hurt until the cops arrived — they unsigned DN-R editorial reprinted in First, I should point out that in lumping many people (including some cops) are jeopardize the fragile goodwill that must Monday's Breeze. Uhr with Burkitt, the DN-R does Uhr a dis- unfit to handle such power suggests police exist between the students of JMU and the The DN-R piece appears to have been service. Nowhere in his column does he should be treated with a reasonable citizens of Harrisonburg. Selfish, irrespon- prompted as much by JMU senior Steve advocate violence against police. On the amount of suspicion. sible students are only half of the problem. Burkitt's comment in the Sept. 11 Breeze contrary, he warns students not to "carry That means asking whether (by busting Who, we must ask, watches the watch- about an altercation between a student and any open containers or drink outside" and student parties and carting off minors and men? a Harrisonburg cop —"Maybe the cop to "be aware that you are responsible for unruly drunks to spend the night in jail, deserved a beating" — as by Uhr's refer- your noise, your alcohol and your guests." instead of just sending them home to their Chris Klimek is a senior mass communica- ence in his column to city cops as Indeed, it would seem Mr. Uhr urges stu- beds) the police are truly protecting and tion and English double major. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Police, fraternity have wrong attitude on this campus is too aware that an acquaintance rape is gathering information, such as calling the Office of Greek not an "isolated event." It's about time it be treated as Life and using false pretenses, while attempting to obtain toward alleged rape at fraternity house more than such. the phone number of our national headquarters. Even To the Editor: more disappointing was the follow-up article, which did- I would like to respond to the articles The Breeze has Amy King n't clear up any of the ambiguity but if anything, added to run on the alleged rape at the PiKA house. This alleged Junior it. It included quotes from the police issued days before rape has not been given the attention I feel it deserves. It social work the investigation was concluded. I wonder if it was too has been treated as some sort of rare event about which hard to call Harrisonburg Police and get current informa- the JMU student body should not truly be concerned. tion or maybe 77K Breeze felt it sounded more scandalous Fraternity member questions manner in and controversial this way. Just like the power of journal- ism, the gravity of an alleged rape should not be taken which Breeze handled alleged rape lightly. Printing an article about an incident of this nature To the Editor: that misrepresented, misinterpreted and twisted facts This letter is in response to the recent articles The Breeze. clearly crosses the line in ethical journalism. published concerning an alleged rape at Pi Kappa Alpha As a result, the ramifications of this article have been fraternity house. There are a couple issues that I strongly severe. Can you imagine walking around campus and feel need to be addressed to 77K Breeze. being looked at accusingly by every one of your friends? The power of the pen, especially in the context of any Can you imagine walking to your car to see a note on it mass media, is one that should not be taken lightly. The that says "rapist" because you have a Pi Kappa Alpha right to free press carries with it a large weight consisting sticker on your windshield? Can you imagine waking up First, after reading the articles, the PiKA fraternity of responsibility, ethics and professionalism. A reporter's to a call from your mother who heard rumors that a Pi appears more concerned about its reputation than what right to this power is centered around a high commitment Kappa Alpha member raped a woman? Can you imagine allegedly happened. A representative was quoted as say- to the accuracy of the information a paper portrays to the what it feels like to know that every single woman on ing he hoped such an "allegation would never occur public and careful interpretation of its source of informa- campus has uneasy feelings about coming to your frater- again." How about hoping such a rape will never occur tion. nity house now? More importantly, can you imagine how again? The PiKA members quoted in the articles seem In an even more serious sense, this power should be the people this incident involved felt when you portrayed quicker to point out that the alleged rapist is an inactive used objectively and with good moral intentions. I feel the a misinterpretation of their private lives to the public? member and "everything's been taken care of" than to instance in particular of the alleged rape is one where The Now after reading this, it is up to you. I am not asking point out what they might do to help prevent such inci- Breeze has been negligent in wielding its power and for an apology. You could be unclassy and come up with a dents in the future. deserves attention. witty reply. Instead, I hope in the future you take into Secondly, I am disgusted by the comments made by The articles I refer to were written about an alleged rape account the seriousness of the repercussions that follow Sgt. Richard Sites about the alleged rape. He was quoted involving Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity. The facts and cir- from unethical journalism. as saying it was an "isolated event," and there "shouldn't cumstances surrounding this incident are still unclear. No be any fear" because there "isn't a mad rapist running one but those involved knows what, if anything, actually Ryan L. Wexler around." Thank you, Sgt. Sites, for deciding what should happened. The only facts known are that an incident senior or should not scare the students of JMU. The fact it was report was filed, no charges were pressed and no allega- computer science allegedly an acquaintance rape and not committed by a tions were made. The article printed in Ttie Breeze featured "mad rapist" does not comfort me. It is partially due to big headlines and ambiguous statements like "the alleged Editor's Note: The phone number for Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity attitudes such as Sites' that acquaintance rapes continue to rape was an acquaintance rape" leaving the matter open headquarters was obtained from the Pi Kappa Alpha home page be a big issue on college campuses. I think every woman for misinterpretation. They used unethical methods of at http://unvw.pka.com. « ,j*.m> ■«■ ■ ■ '<■■».

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Allen Ginsburg and Ken Kesey." tract offered to Gumnior by to," Massey said. A quick glance "Imagine that you enter a parlor. The book explores the He's not referring to another Simon & Schuster. at the table of contents confirms You come late. When you arrive, mechanics of composition in work of literary talent by some "I wanted to collaborate from this. Feminism, racism, commu- others have long preceded you, clear detail, rather than reducing household name, but a fairly the very beginning," Gumnior nism and numerous other "isms" and they are engaged in a heated them to meaningless formalities. thick textbook entitled Entering said. She first approached Dixon are well represented, and the discussion..." If the book is about conversa- the Parlor: Communities, and Massey. "I had heard a pre- final segment of the book deals The book is all about conver- tions, then it is apt that it began Conversations, and Writing. sentation that [Corner, Mannon, with the cultural impact of the sations. and developed through conver- Mannon, along with five other and Massey] gave at the Spring 1945 explosion of the atom bomb. The Introduction to Students sation. "Everyone had an equal JMU faculty, compiled Readings make up much describes how the book was con- voice," Dixon said. Entering the Parlor in a hectic of the book. There are the ceived during a discussion over Gumnior, who sharedthe four or five months earlier familiar works often antholo- dinner. The prefatory material is responsibilities of revision (most- this year. They finished it From the gized in literary collections, written in a decided second per- ly stylistic) with Dixon, said, "the just in time to incorporate it like Jonathan Swiff s A Modest son. It is interspersed with writ- bulk of the work... was done by into English 102 classes as Stacks Proposal and Percy Bysshe ing exercises in the form of ques- the graduate students." The book part of the General Shelley's A Defence of Poetry. tions for the readers to answer in was finished in June and was in Education Cluster 1, a busi- There are poems as well writing: What do you define as a classrooms in August. ness-oriented academic — Cara Modisett as essays, from Allen community? How do you help As for student response to the package. Ginsburg's Howl to Maya others learn? book, "I've had the most respon- Eight teachers and 350- Angelou's Still I Rise to The book's introduction chal- sive and responsible students I've 400 students are using the book Composition Workshop [and] Michael Lassell's How to Watch lenges students to "argue with ifc ever had, and it's only the third this semester, according to Scott felt very connected to what they Your Brother Die, a startlingly annotate it, highlight it, consult week of classes," Massey said. Massey, one of the co-authors. were saying," Gumnior said. honest poem addressing AIDS it." The six authors are enjoying "They all jump on me and Massey, in turn, contacted and homosexuality close to Corner, who teaches three the paper-bound fruits of their say, 'Our book! Our book!'" said Corner, Mannon, and home. sections of English 102, said "I labor. part-time English instructor Jason McMenamin. He didn't have to Alongside names including believe that the freshman compo- McMenamin said, "Mine is on Corner who enjoys the fact that look far. "We're all . . . good George Orwell, Virginia Woolf, sition course is the most impor- my coffee table — it is never leav- his name comes earliest in the friends," Massey said. "We James Joyce and Alice Walker, I tant course in the university. ing my coffee table." Dixon alphabet among his co authors developed our methodology and found Bill Gates and Andrew Writing isn't something you just described her feelings as "kind of and results in a card catalog list- teaching strategies together." Carnegie. Titles like Inge Bell's do on paper... [it is] an ongoing warm and fuzzy — I like my ing of "Corner, et al." The book is a somewhat This Book is Hot Required and conversation we should all be name in lights!" That et al actually represents a unusual approach to a composi- Allan Bloom's straightforward having with the world of ideas." The group is already working closely collaborative group, by tion text. Designing an English Relationships: Sex jump out from The book doesn't ignore the on a second edition, a homepage their own admission: Dr. Lori textbook for business majors was pages of less unorthodox titles. drier elements of composition. and plans for nationwide distrib- Dixon, multi-media specialist in not actually that much of a The most important issue in Research, revision, thesis state- ution. the Center for Multimedia, stretch, Massey said. "We all the book is the process of writing, ments and outlining appear in Cara Modisett has a BA in Elisabeth Gumnior, assistant pro- come from a particular political symbolized by what Comer calls sections written by University of English C96) and is finishing a fessor of English, and part-time perspective that takes a keen "an ongoing conversation." Vermont professor Toby bachelors in music performance. Fincher's 'Game' teases, pleases Cronenberg's virtuoso "Crash") whom he is instructed to by Brent Bowles keep from "getting away." staff writer It is quite obvious from the very beginning that MOVIE TRIVIA Somewhere in California, behind a desk in his office, Douglas's character is going to get thrown into this game director David Fincher is laughing maliciously at the audi- without his consent, and will emerge from its perilous ences of his latest feature, "The Game." He's played a gape a changed, more caring person. This kind of mass trick on us all, with another psychological thriller that deceptiion story was mastered in the films of Alfred manages to make original and palpable an overexhausted Hitchcock, expecially "Vertigo" (which, ironically, played premise. Although less successful than Fincher's dark on campus last Sunday). It is, however, largely thanks to "Wow, Dad, You must masterpiece "Se7en," "The Game" looks as completely Fincher's steady hand and unsettling dark vision that have jumped that gothic as any Fincher work, and thanks to a fine perfor- "The Game" keeps on a consistently different track. mance by Michael Douglas, keeps its meter running right Having graduated from directing Madonna videos like thing about 50 yards." up to the end. "Express Yourself," Fincher was unfairly blamed for the box office failure "Alien3" five years ago, an underrated •effort aimed at character study rather than action. It was REVIEW his devotion to the smooth coupling of character and "That's nothing to be atmosphere that made "Se7en" into such a masterpiece. In "The Game," Fincher, with his unique approach both in proud of, Rus... 50 lighting and camera placement, focuses distinctly on the it *** development of van Horten within the events around him; yards. we are kept staring at his emerging from them rather than As a self-centered financial player, Douglas is, after his participation in them. Listen to the gentle rising and winning an Oscar for this kind of part in Oliver Stone's falling of Howard Shore's music score to get the feel ofthe "Wall Street," the perfect square-jaw for the job. A con- character evolution to which Fincher devotes the majority temporary Scrooge, Nicholas van Horten is celebrating his of the film's 126 minutes. (3SBIQ XA31D pW? HBH IWtfOIW 48th birthday, the same birthday on which his father That doesn't mean to say there is no lack of suspense, /(uoqi'iiv) TO P'^ £sncl A*q P!BS threw himself from the roof of their mansion (which, of not to mention a whopper of a finale. Fincher, like with 'UOUBDBA suoodurtn pniopeN :uioy course, little Nicky witnessed). Plagued by depressing "Se7en," takes his time in letting "The Game" evolve to its memories and a somewhat reluctant divorce, van Horten conclusion. While he does keep suspense throughout, is drawn to a gift from his brother Conrad (Sean Penn): a there are some lagging periods which, coupled with the complementary visit to Consumer Recreation Services, a oppressive darkness, slow the film down. There is nothing LEVEL OF DIFFICLLTY shadowy company offering life-changing role-playing in the film that is irrelevant to the story, and Fincher's con- games for their customers. tinued involvement with van Horten makes a simple, not WtHVLTT m SCMJL Van Horten's application is rejected, but the film quite exceptional script into a much better filov And UUee insists the game has begun. 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by Julie Ruffo contributing writer Harrisonburg's only downtown coffee shop received a face- lift in June when new owner Chris Clark decided to change the Artful Dodger's white walls and fluorescent lighting to his own "kitchen-living room" of warm tones and comfy couches. RKVIEVV

Clark's idea was to bring a cross between European cafes and west coast coffee houses to Harrisonburg. The new Dodger offers plenty of "nooks and cran- nies" for patrons, he said. "When you walk in the Artful Dodger, I hope you can leave everything else behind and enter a new world," Clark said. On a recent Friday night a reporter spent two hours observ- ing the sights in this "new world": 8 p.m. The Indigo Girls croon above the murmur of people sit- PHOTOS BY MEME MCKEE AND JEAN PHILLIPSON/ronfrifcu/i/i^ photographf ting, chatting and sipping coffee (above) Patrons of the Artful Dodger partake of coffee, composition and colorful atmosphere on a recent weeknight. from chairs and couches. A rec- (below) Blue Ridge Community College student David Heishman (left) and JMU sophomore Chris Harman (right) talk literature. tangular, rosily-lit room stretches aged men in shorts who waddled selection of specialty drinks, a lege-aged people arrive. They is JMU freshman Cutch Tuttle ahead. Mismatched prints and over to the coffee bar just minutes handful of "tortilla wraps" and a walk in single file, a blur of hip- When they play, Harvey's foo* paintings by local artists dot the ago. dozen dessert items. The service pie-hits-Northern-Virginia-type barely taps. It makes a comica walls. The Artful Dodger feels 8:15 pjn. A steady flow of peo- is prompt and as cheery as can be students. They are dressed in contrast when Turtle's entire l< more like an overgrown living ple wander from the front door expected from one guy juggling baggy clothes and overalls, sport- jerks up and down. room than a coffee shop. It com- to the coffee bar, then scatter three drink orders. ing long hair and carrying lit cig- A strawberry blonde appoint pletely lacks the smell of coffee, around the room. The men in "Pick it up at the red light," arettes. Two of them also carry herself spokesperson of th which seems odd considering shorts choose the red, velvety the server said. guitar cases. They talk softly and group. She says they come her there is a sizable coffee bar bub- couches near the front and are The cafe" mocha is served in a march from the coffee bar to their twice a week. Before she ca bling, steaming and frothing in joined by four other men. A rum- tall clear glass like in the coffee table several times, returning elaborate, Tuttle hops off th the back of the room. ble of laughter erupts from their shops of Italy. A thin layer of with bowl-sized cups, tall glasses stage to see who this perso The Artful Dodger is warmly corner. froth balances atop its dark con- and mugs. grilling his friend and scribblin lit, nearly smoke-free and A petite woman at a table tents. The drink could use a little The GQ on a nearby table in a notebook is. He swiftly tak« extremely laid back. Tonight's nearby stirs her tall, frothy latte more chocolate, but the rich, full begs to be read. Dennis Rodman over as spokesperson. inhabitants range from a ker- with a straw while describing her taste of real coffee more than and a gorgeous blonde stare up "So will I be in the paper? ' chief-wearing, sandal-footed stu- summer to an interested compan- compensates. blankly from the cover. A hysteri- Tuttle said. dent with her legs propped on a ion. 8:30 p.m. A tall, slim, forty-some- cal article called "The Illustrated He's never been to the Dodger chair, to three plump, middle- The coffee bar offers a wide thing couple walks in the door. History of Flipping the Bird" is before, but is impressed with the She's got waist-length hair, and on page 168. place. His friends rebut, sayinq he's wearing a suede vest and «fc05 p.m. The bongo man left the the Little Grill is usually pack, slim-fit jeans. They lean close to building 10 minutes ago and his full of college students, not half- talk between nibbles of their companion is staring dejectedly full of thirty-somethings like th dessert. Their chocolate-eating at his coffee. His hands are folded Dodger is tonight. But they adn t prompts one of the men on the in his lap as his baseball cap tilts this is an odd night, saying I velvet couch to seek a dessert of downward. crowd is usually a lot younger. his own. He returns with a thick The flicker of a lighter draws 10:10 p.m. The guitar duo clin chunk of yellow cake smothered attention back to the Northern back on stage. No one seem? in white icing. Virginia gang. Two of them begin have noticed they ever stopp 8:45 p.m. The older, wiser crowd plucking their guitars. playing. The patrons are still talk- dominates the Dodger tonight. One of them mounts the stage ing cheerily, quietly over the'r The light hum of conversation and hops onto a stool. His voice coffees. has risen to a buzz. A man with a is weak, almost haunting, behind The rhythm within t conga drum strapped over his the loud strings of his black gui- Dodger settles into a complac shoulder walks unsteadily tar. His wavy-haired friend pattern of customers coming a through the door. Instead of hop- perches himself on the other going. The ratio of people ent - ping onto the stage to kick off stool. He rests a fire-engine red ing and exiting is about eq open-mike night, he and his com- guitar across his knee and joins now. The room, half filled, c panion shuffle to the coffee bar. his friend in song. tains about 40 patrons. The group of guys on the vel- 9*35 p.m. Not a single one of the With the coffee house vet couches grows to 10 mem- "Northern Virginia hippies" is abuzz, this reporter exits bers. They wear everything from from Northern Virginia. They are Dodger into the evening air. sandals to business ties. They a mix of Harrisonburg residents, The Artful Dodger is located c smile, talk and slap their knees as JMU, Blue Ridge and Court Square. Hours of operation their bubbling, boisterous mix of, Bridgewater students. The guy a.m-midnight Monday-Thursd< words, twangs and laughter with the red guitar is Sean a.m.-l a.m. Friday and Saturday I carry around the room. Harvey, a Harrisonburg resident 11 a.m-midnight Sunday. Friday 8:55 p.m. Finally a Crew of col- and the one with the black guitar momgs are open mic night ■m .nuiftt^«ft»t.-ift.-i<><>-'-T!i&'#)PKF7E 16 Thursday, Sept. 18, 1997 THE BREEZE FOCU Passing t Safety Dance Student activists Troy Farmer, Katie Frichtel and EJ. Bott think the campus should have more blue-light emergency phones. Image-conscious administrators agree —sort of By BRIAN MINTER

How safe are your chil- Ventura, whose office telephone num- dren at JMU?" This ber appeared on the flyers as the person to question was printed in call with questions or concerns, said he felt bold letters on a bright that the flyers were both unfair and inac- blue flyer that appeared curate. "Whoever put the posters up didn't on the walls and in the understand the issue very well," he said. elevators at almost every freshman dorm If students had complaints, they should last month during move-in weekend. have talked to him directly or gone to see Some of the flyers were taken down by their SGA Buildings and Grounds repre- irate RAs and Hall Directors, but plenty sentative, he said. stayed up long enough for parents to see But Frichtel defended the pair's actions: them. "I think as far as getting people's attention, Why wouldn't their children be safe at you had to be direct," he said. "It was real; JMU? we told the truth." According to students Troy Farmer and Farmer said, "I've never seen anything Katie Frichtel, who created the flyers and solved by the administration, and I don't hung them up, JMU is nos doing all it expect to. They haven't done anything so could or to make campus a safe place. far." The administration, according to Specifically, they feel the university is Farmer, does not consider the blue-lights a not installing enough blue-light phones, priority because the issue is not in the pub- emergency phones mounted on free-stand- lic eye. ing poles. When activated, they send a sig- "Image is their top priority," he said. nal to campus police headquarters, and they also light up and draw attention to the area where, presumably, someone is in DARK trouble. JMU currently has three of the phones: one located in the Village area, OyTSIIDE.. one on Greek Row, and one at the down- Freshman Trent "Nevada" Baklch places a call c town graduate dormitory in the old WALK ING located outside every campus residence halls. Denton's building. Farmer and Frichtel, both members of ALONE... Senior E.J. Bott is concerned with EQUAL, a women's rights group on cam- IMU's lack of lighting as well. She pus, said they put up the 200-odd fliers says installing more blue-lights is because that was the quickest and surest FEAR FOR one of the best things the school can way to make a difference. John Ventura, YOUR SAFETY do to make campus safer at night. who works in the Office of Residence Life, "A lot of universities have them," Bott who is responsible for the placement of said. "This is the only school I've ever been three existing blue-lights on campus, dis- to that doesn't have them." agreed. Bott contacted Ventura about the blue- "When I saw [the flyer] on campus on lights in December 19%. She said he was opening weekend, it kind of concerned enthusiastic about them and planned on me," Ventura said. "I didn't think it was a FOR A SAFETY installing more if there was student inter- very fair poster. It makes it look like we're Fsmi?T est. doing very little around the residence After returning in the spring semester, LILIA KICK/coniribuiing photographer halls." CHRISTINE BVKST/coniribuiing pholograpur however, Bott said she "got the The vlllage*rea blue-light phone. On-campus students can call for an escort. JS ON i ., THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 18, 1997 17 the Buck

money will be used for. "The goals for the said "But safety comes first." Senior Class Challenge are still really Andrea Casey, a student employee of Whoever put the ambiguous," she said. "We want to make a the Women's Resource Center, agrees. donation that will last a long time and will "[The blue-lights] should really be a priori- posters up didn 't be a good use of the money." ty, considering the size of the campus," she Ventura said each blue light costs about said. "A lot of times, the school tries to understand the issue $3,500. The Office of Residence Life paid make campus seem safer than it really is. I for the three existing lights. feel that safety isn't the priority it should very well. Roberts said while installing more blue- be." lights is not a top priority, the Office of The Ventura said ORL shares students' con- JohnVentura President is concerned about the issue. cerns about safety. One reason he objected Office of Residence Life Acting President Linwood Rose men- to the flyer was that it gave the impression "We have installed 34 courtesy phones tioned it to her in a meeting just last week, that ORL didn't care about the safety of the over the past four years," Ventura said. she said. students. According to Ventura, nothing is "We felt like that was really a good thing." Rose said in a statement Wednesday he farther from the truth. The bright yellow courtesy phones are has asked the Division of Student Affairs located on the sides of residence halls, and to study "the feasibility of installing these can be used by anyone for both emergency lights at JMU," and to report to him "with- and non-emergency situations (such as a in the next few weeks." student requesting a police cadet escort). They provide a direct link to campus Bott and Farmer, however, are police, Ventura said. unconvincedthe administration is In fact, the courtesy phones and the not as concerned as it should be. blue-lights go through the same link to the Bott said one reason the universi- police station. When a call arrives from an ty may be unwilling to install the lights is emergency phone, Captain Lee Shifflett they may feel it presents an image of cam- explained, it is attached to a four digit pus being unsafe. She stressed that she code. An at police headquarters does not feel JMU is necessarily an unsafe men looks at a large map of campus to see place, and the blue-lights would simply be where the signal originated from. The another safety precaution. three blue-lights are just three more four- Another possible reason there aren,t digit codes to campus police. more lights might be that some school offi- There are some additional benefits pro- cials feel the lights, being rather awkward- vided by the blue lights, Shifflett said. looking and obtrusive, are "not anestheti- They may bring help faster than the police cally pleasing." can arrive, but otherwise they are no dif- "Yes, we have beautiful grounds," Bott ferent from the yellow phones. o "It's just going to draw attention to the "I've never seen anything BRYAN MAHLEtUcontributing photographer area," Shifflett said. The yellow emergency phone* have a Farmer argues that having only three solved by the panic button that summons immediate blue-lights defeats one of their purposes. assistance from campus police. By having them arranged in a string, he administration, and I said, it would be possible for police to "We spend a tremendous amount of track the route of a fleeing victim as they don't expect to. They money on lighting, on making campus activated the blue-lights in their path. safe," he said. Ventura, along with repre- Given the locations of the three existing haven't done anything..." sentatives from campus police, the Office blue-light phones, a fleeing victim who hit of the Sexual Assault Coordinator, and the more than one of them would have Troy Fanner SGA, is a member of a committee that already run past the Harrisonburg police EQUAL member assesses the lighting situation on campus station on South Liberty Street. twice a year. • Ventura said he is pleased with the success of the blue-lights. The Village light was a pilot project, and based on the results of that project, ORL decided to install the other two and are contemplating a fourth, which BRYAN MAHLERJcontributing photographer would be erected behind White HalL "We have to look at several factors," he call on one of the yellow emergency phones said. "Is it in the right place? Is it some- II.. where students need it? We need to see runaround" from school officials, and was where we need them and not just random- sent from Ventura to speak with James ly throw up blue-lights." Auckland, director of Facilities' The lights can be installed wherever Management, who referred her to Facilities there are pre-existing communications Management, who sent her back to wires, according to Ventura, but additional Ventura. Now Bott is trying to go through work and expense would.be required to the SGA. She wants to use at least part of put the lights in places where there are no the money raised by the class of 1997's wires, such as along Newman Lake. Only Senior Challenge to go towards installing one parent contacted Ventura as a result of more blue-lights. The .goal of the Senior the flyers. Class Challenge is to raise $75,000. As to the effectiveness of the blue "That would pay for a lot of blue lights, Ventura was unsure if they had lights," she said. been used. Captain Shifflett declined to SGA President April Roberts said no MEGAN PILLA/contributing photographer comment, saying that campus police decision had been made as to what the JMU Police Chief Lee Shffflett says police respond immediately to any distress call respond immediately to a signal from any from a campus emergency telephone. 'emergency phone on campus. nMNP

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As the the first with Richmond coming out its record to 2-2 by pulling out a game progressed, JMU got more strong and the Dukes looking tough 2-1 win against die University comfortable by spreading the field sloppy. Unlike the first half, of Richmond at home Tuesday. Both and working the middle with good, Richmond could not capitalize on its goals were scored by junior crisp passing. The offense kept the opportunities, having a chance to standout forward Therese Wolden. ball downfield, and the defense take the lead early in the half, but a With the win, the team goes to 1-0 in guarded the goal well. shot on a wide open JMU goal sailed the CAA conference standings, but "We weren't playing smart over the crossbar. all is not well with the Dukes. soccer," Lombardo said. JMU got a different kind of scare "[The squad] dodged the bullet," "Richmond's first goal was a wake- when senior co-captain Aimee JMU coach Dave Lombardo said. He up call. This team came to play, and Vaughan collided with the described the Dukes as "struggling," we had to raise our game." Richmond goalie on a cross in front DYLAN BOUCHERIE/contributing photographer and "flustered," and he was Richmond looked tired toward of the goal. She was examined by the "disappointed with their play," he the end of the first half, and JMU trainers and did not return to the Junior Christine Stouden uses her head to lift the ball upfield said. "[I am] happy with the win, but took advantage of that by running game. One trainer deemed the Tuesday against the University of Richmond. not happy with the playing." breakaways, but they could not injury, "not a serious injury," but until Wolden struck again, this time Richmond in the waning minutes of Richmond came out strong at the finish with a goal. according to coach Lombardo, getting an assist from junior the game as a Richmond shot was start of the game with sophomore JMU's scoring drought finally Aimee has a "history of teammate Jodi Jacoby, giving JMU deflected off the crossbar and the Kirsi Cronk scoring the game's first ended with 10:40 left in the first half concussions." the lead for good. rebound was put back in the goal. goal on an unassisted breakaway when Therese Wolden avoided a "She will see the doctor [on When asked about her game- The goal was nullified because of an with 39:14 left in the first half. Spider defender and put the ball in Thursday]," Lombardo said. "She winning goal, Wolden said, "It was offsides call, preserving the victory JMU coach Dave Lombardo said, the net past the outstreched arms of suffered a minor concussion and is exciting because me and Jodi had for JMU. "We knew [Richmond] was going to the Richmond goalie. questionable for Friday's game been working hard together, and it JMU's next game is at home on be tough. Their goal this season was "Jodi and I had been working on against Vanderbilt [University]." finally worked." Sept. 19 at 4 p.m. against Vanderbilt to upset one of the top three teams in placement balls," Wolden said. The game was deadlocked at 1-1 JMU got one more scare from University. Fireworks and fans — a welcomed scene at JMU "Bridgeforth is one of the premier places in the Atlantic 10 to watch a football game. » Without a doubt, Bridgeforth Stadium probably figuring the longer they stayed at fans," senior free safety Tony Booth said. the game. The power failure caused the was the place to be last Saturday night. It the game, the longer they would avoid "I've never seen this place go off like that." Dukes to wait 45 minutes before being able wasn't just because the Dukes pulled off a apprehension from the Harrisonburg There was an electricity running to enter their locker-room, and led to many 32-27 upset of a top-ranked team. It wasn't Police. through Bridgeforth Saturday, an electrici- Dukes showering in the dark. even because an ear-splitting, if not awe- In fact, if this crowd was gathered any- ty that was evident long before Delvin It was a well-deserved shower howev- inspiring, fireworks display followed the where else but Bridgeforth, the HPD Joyce gathered a Greg Maddox pass and er, and for the fans who started the "over- game. would have called in a SWAT team, exploded 63-yards for the game's first rated" chant and the "start the bus" jan- It was that 11,000 others also agreed because the stadium was rocking, with the touchdown. gling of the keys, your shower or keg Bridgeforth was where it was at. The win bringing the first, albeit mini, field- With the crowd milling about in the stand was also well deserved. thrilling game went down to the wire, and storming in my memory. The goal posts evening sunshine, the Dukes jump-started Bridgeforth is one of the premier places a raucous, unDuke-like crowd was there were saved, but I guess fifteen people the proceedings with a maniacal, emotion- in the Atlantic 10 to watch a football game, until the very end. weren't really going to do that much dam- al circle in the end-zone with player after and with a young, talented nucleus, this There were surprisingly few empty age. player jump- year's edition of seats as the night wore on, with students "The biggest thing for me was the ing up and the Dukes down on one promises to be another. Gimme A exciting at their Then, the worst. Marching Minute "I hope we Royal Dukes see that every added to the — Seth Burton week," coach scene, march- Wood said ing into the about the rabid stadium with instruments blaring, leaving fan support. no doubt that college football has indeed The Dukes line up against the returned to the Valley. University of Massachusetts this weekend Don't let me forget the sky-divers, who at 6 p.m, and there should be no reason dropped onto the field before the game. I why fans will want to miss another chance will admit, I don't understand how this at watching such exciting players as JMU mini-tradition got started, and I really Delvin Joyce, Marcus Ordonez and don't understand exactly how they relate Earnest Payton. to the pageantry that is college football, but Besides, Bridgeforth on Saturday may it would be cool if one of them landed, be the safest place in Harrisonburg to eat^L uninjured of course, into the goal post or drink and make a hell of a lot of noise. something. FILE PHOTO Anyway, perhaps it was all of this elec- Seth Burton is a junior mass communications Fans at Saturday's thrilling victory at Bridgeforth Stadium were loud and rowdy tricity that ironically caused Bridgeforth to major who continues to dream of the day four throughout the game. 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"We have a strong lineup with a lot of by Jackie Cisternino contributing writer depth," Marlowe said. "The freshmen work hard and give their all at practice." It seems like every team in every sport Sophomore Corinne Ogrodnik also must at some time dip deep into the foun- commended the freshmen. tain of youth. That time is now for the JMU "They're all great players," Ogrodnik women's tennis team. said. "[The team will be] very successful With five freshmen added to its roster I'm sure." of 10 women, the squad prepares for the Malerba said she feels all of the players upcoming season. Although the team is so are hard workers, which has added to the young, head coach Maria Malerba shows all-around strength of the team. She said much confidence in her team's ability. She she thinks the squad's main strength is its said she feels the freshmen are well-round- depth or overall athletic ability as tennis ed athletes who are ready to play at the players. collegiate level. Although the team is strong, they still "The freshman class is a very strong need to work on match play, according to class," Malerba said. "They are stronger Malerba. than what I had anticipated. I was pleasnt- "They have to work on getting used to ly surprised." new doubles partners," Malerba added. Three of the freshmen are playing in The team has four tournaments sched- the top six slots on the singles' roster. uled for this season, with some tough com- Freshman Sheri Puppo, who came to petition against other in-state teams. JMU from New York City, is currently "The best tennis in our region is pretty ranked No. 3 on the team. Puppo said she much in the state of Virginia," Malerba is excited about this season and eager to said. play."I'm having a great time," Puppo Included on the team's schedule are the said, "I can't wait until our first tourna- Tribe Classic (Oct. 10-12) and the ment." ITA/Rolex Tournament (Nov. 1-4) — both Senior Jaime Marlowe is also enthusias- are held in Williamsburg. tic about the upcoming season. She said The Dukes will start off their season at JENNIFER BAKER/photo editor she feels the addition of the freshmen has the Virginia Tech Invitational, scheduled JMU senior captain Karen Piorkowski returns a ball during Tuesday's practice. definitely added strength to the team. for Sept. 26-28 in Blacksburg. Plorkowski will lead her squad into the year's first tourney, the Va. Tech Invitational Life will always take a back seat to Redskins football «\77/ remember how I felt when the game ended — wishing I could stay just a little longer...n

Last Sunday, on a day when I'm usually trapped in the Sunday saw those same fans, but in a different house. I than with the thrilling, down-to-the-wire performance the annals of Anthony-Seeger Hall, I sat basking in the sun sat eight rows from the top of the stadium, but I didn't Skins put forth to beat the Arizona Cardinals? more man 120 miles away. care. I was there. I can now say I was at the first game ever But I won't remember the winning score. I'll remember The weather was great. Not a cloud in the sky. Then played at Jack Kent Cooke Stadium. how I felt when the game ended — wishing I could stay again, large plastic nuggets could have been falling from I was among some 75,000 other Skins fanatics and for just a little longer. I'll remember the rush of watching four the sky, but I wouldn't have noticed. I was at the Redskins three hours we screamed, we yelled and we gawked. You F-16 fighter jets sail overhead in perfect formation. I'll game and absolutely nothing else mattered. see, we all have heroes and Row 23, Seat 23 may be the remember witnessing Riggins, Monk and Doug Williams It was paradise. Life was good. closest some of us ever get to our heroes. march up the stadium stairs to hang three Super Bowl You see, I have grown The festivities began with a commemorative flags. Ill remember fans, young and old, up believing the Redskins historic pregame ceremony looking at the three Skins as if they were in some way are immortals. They are my that saw Sonny Jurgensen, divine. idols. They weren't simply Monte Coleman, Charlie football players; they were Taylor, John Riggins, Art the Skins. Monk and other past Redskin You see, I have grown up The first song I ever greats run onto the field to learned on the piano was the chilling roar of the fans. believing the Redskins are "Han to me Redskins." Honestly, that did it for I used to run around my me. To see the emotion from immortals. They are my idols. house wearing a Redskins ^ these stalwarts who were helmet and nothing else. supposedly models of testos- They weren't simply football (OK, so I had a fetish with being naked. If s natural.) terone was simply indescribable. Chills ran up and down I had this one Redskins T-shirt I would wear after my spine. Tears came to my eyes. It was a very special players, they were the every game. Well, I would actually wear it for weeks at a moment. time until my mom stepped on it and it crunched. Perhaps such an instance can only be understood by Skins..." In totermediate school, my parents would punish me other football purists, but simply take my word for it. I by forbidding me from watching Skins games. My parents will never forget last Sunday. were evil. There's something magical about standing with thou- Forget the haunting tales of athletes with guns or ath- I once fell off my bike and bled burgundy and gold. sands of people all screaming for the same thing, all root- letes assaulting their wives. Instead, remember the first I'm not trying to give you my life's history, I simply ing for the same team — the one team you grew up ldoliz- time you were in that stadium to see your team play. want to convey how much of a Washington Redskins fan I ing, the one team you always wished you were a part of. Picture yourself on the edge of your seat watching 1 always be. Hopefully this should give you a And to think I was there. For many of you, it's hard to your heroes, hoping nothing comes in the way of you and glimpse of what last Sunday's game actually meant to me. comprehend what I'm talking about. But there are some your dreams. It wasn't just another game. This was the inaugural who know exacdy what I mean. The smell of ballpark hot To me, that's what sports is all about. game at the new Jack Kent Cooke stadium. For decades, dogs, the almost-surreal look of the stadium, the echoing the Skins played at Robert F. Kennedy stadium — a build- sounds of the public address announcer — nothing can Steven M. Trout is a senior SMAD major and the sports -J ing mat came to be feared by all opponents. compare to the football experience. tor. He will always remember his pilgrimmage the Redskins' The place shook. I mean it physically shook. What was almost lost in Sunday's pageantry was the new home, Jack Kent Cooke Stadium. Hopefully, he xoill some- Washington fans were infamous. They were revered as game itself. And what a game it was. Is there a more fit- day return to the stadium to once a$ain watch his Skins — the most loyal followers in the National Football League. ting way to open a place like Jack Kent Cooke stadium preferably in the playoffs. 22 Th.™.^.,,, IWTHIJJ^^, i^

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Courtney A. Crowley Doug Smith Seth Burton Steven M. Trout Julian Walker news editor JMU senior asst. sports editor sports editor asst. style editor Last week 6-5 7-4 9-2 8-3 Season total 23-10 23-10 22-11 18-15 7-4 Winning percentage. .696 .696 .667 545 21-12 .636 Kansas City at Carolina Kansas City Carolina Carolina Carolina Carolina Oakland at New York Jets Oakland Oakland NY Jets NY Jets NY Jets Miami at Tampa Bay Tampa Bay Tampa Bay Miami Tampa bay Miami Baltimore at Tennessee Tennessee Baltimore Baltimore Tennessee Baltimore Detroit at New Orleans Detroit Detroit Detroit New Orleans Detroit

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What a fantastic week for football. There were some great games in college aided Panthers. Then you have to ask yourself "why would Julian and Seth pick and the pros. In fact, there were even a couple key performances in POTW. Seth the Bucs to lose?" I don't know but I, myself, am a proud member of the Tampa continues to put together some remarkable picks as he inches his way to the top. Bay bandwagon. I, too, went on my own, picking the Saints to finally win a game At the top, Courtney and Doug jostle for bragging rights. Then in the cellar is the (even if I have to jump in at quarterback). sports editor, the guy supposed to do well at this. Oh, well. We also have to give College games include several killers. The three to look out for are it up for Tom, the Graphics man. He came in with a very respectable 7-4. Washington-Nebraska, Florida-Tennessee and Notre Dame-Michigan St. This week looks quite promising. Let's first look at the NFL. For my dad's sake, all I have to say is Go Spartans!" Courtney goes out on a limb in picking the Chiefs to beat the Kerry Collins- Welcome Julian. 'Hope you can maintain the Guest Predictor's solid record. 24 Thursday, Sept. 18, 1997 THE BREEZE

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