Full Frontal with Samantha Bee - Submission Packet

FULL FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA BEE - SUBMISSION PACKET

SAM BOWERS 1.23.19 [email protected] 408 761 6786

[SHOW OPEN/ (CART EXTENDED) T=:20] [BUMP IN - A02] [M1 - M3 ARE IN THE X POSITION FOR THIS ACT] [M1-M3 ANIM: FULL FRONTAL LOGO - A03] [SAM ENTERS TO AREA 52] [M4: ANIM: FULL FRONTAL LOGO FOR PLASMA - A04]

{***SAM***} WELCOME TO FULL FRONTAL, I’M SAMANTHA BEE.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: DONALD TRUMP] THIS WEEK ONE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP’S BIGGEST WISHES CAME TRUE

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: MCDONALDS TRIPLE BREAKFAST STACK] NEW MCDONALDS TRIPLE BREAKFAST STACKS HAVE FINALLY MADE IT TO DC RESTAURANTS.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: DONALD TRUMP] A SECOND WISH OF HIS ALSO CAME TRUE: HIS STACKED SUPREME COURT PICKS HELPING FACILITATE HIS MILITARY AGENDA.

[TAKE: VT-SOT: PETE WILLIAMS (MSNBC 1-22-19) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsKtBNK3YeY: “PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED BY TWEET LAST YEAR SAYING HE WANTED TO BAN TRANSGENDER MILITARY SERVICE. // THREE FEDERAL COURTS PUT THAT ON HOLD, SAYING IT WAS UNCONSTITUTIONAL DISCRIMINATION. THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION CAME HERE TO THE SUPREME COURT AND SAID ‘WE WANT YOU TO LET US ENFORCE THIS BAN WHILE IT PLAYS OUT IN THE LOWER COURTS’ AND TODAY THE SUPREME COURT GRANTED THAT REQUEST.”] {SOT}

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: SOLDIERS] SO FOR THE TIME BEING

[TAKE: FF: DEKO: MOCKUP: CLARENCE THOMAS AND BRETT KAVANAUGH AS TWEEDLE DEE AND TWEEDLE DUM FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND DROPPING DRUGS INTO ALICE’S DRINK. THEIR SHIRTS READ “ROOF” AND “ALIN”] {VO} TWEEDLE-ROOF AND TWEEDLE-ALIN HAVE ALLOWED THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO BAN TRANSGENDER SOLDIERS FROM SERVING IN THE ARMED FORCES.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: SOLDIERS] [TAKE: PROP: ARMY HAT, SAM MARCHES AND SINGS]

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE BEEN TOLD...SERIOUSLY I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS BULLSHIT ISN’T SEGREGATION.

[TAKE: VT-BROLL: FF: DEKO: TWO MEN TALKING (FOX NEWS 7-17-17) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqAwnLPW-mU // TUCKER CARLSON (FOX NEWS ​ 7-26-17) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dg6_bGsO5U] ​ ​ {VO} DEFENDANTS OF THE TRANSGENDER BAN ARGUE THOSE WHO SUFFER FROM GENDER DYSPHORIA ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE AND INCAPABLE OF THINKING LOGICALLY

[TAKE: M2: DRAWING: HUMAN BRAIN] WHICH IS WHY THEY SHOULD ONLY BE ALLOWED TO SERVE AS

[TAKE: FF: DEKO: PHOTO: RUDY GIULIANI] {VO} PRESIDENT TRUMP’S LEGAL COUNCIL.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: TRANSGENDER FLAG] TRANS PEOPLE ARE EXACTLY WHO WE NEED IN THE MILITARY. THEY’RE ENGINEERED SUPER SOLDIERS TAKING THE BEST PARTS OF VARIOUS SEXES AND GENDERS.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: ROSIE THE RIVETER] THE LOGICAL, EMOTIONALLY MATURE BRAIN OF A WOMAN COMBINED WITH THE BODY OF

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON] A HULKING, KILLING MACHINE, A COMBINATION ONLY PREVIOUSLY SEEN IN

[TAKE: M2: MOCK UP: NAZI SCIENTISTS] NAZI EXPERIMENTS, AND

[TAKE: VT-BROLL: FF: DEKO: RUTH BADER GINSBURG WORKING OUT: THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT (CBS 3-21-18) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBodJHX1Vg] {VO} RUTH BADER GINSBURG.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: SOLDIERS] I DO THINK IT’S IMPORTANT THAT WE ARE ONLY DEPLOYING THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST SOLDIERS IN THE ARMED FORCES, THOUGH. THE LAST THING WE NEED ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS A SOLDIER WHO ISN’T STRONG ENOUGH TO PROTECT THE STARS AND STRIPES BECAUSE OF A DEBILITATING HEALTH PROBLEM,

[TAKE: FF: DEKO: PHOTO: YOUNG TRUMP https://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.11610635.1528984769!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/deriv atives/display_960/image.jpg] ​ {VO} LIKE BONE SPURS.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: TRANSGENDER FLAG] IT’S ALMOST LIKE THE GOP SIMPLY DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT A TRANS PERSON IS. THE DEFINITION OF TRANSGENDER, OR “GENDER DYSPHORIA”, IS A PERSON WHOSE GENDER IDENTITY DIFFERS FROM THEIR SEXUAL IDENTITY.

[TAKE: M2: DRAWING: MALE ANATOMY] JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS THE SEXUAL COMPONENTS OF A MAN, DOESN’T MEAN THEY IDENTIFY

[TAKE: M2: DRAWING: BRAIN THAT SAYS ‘FEMALE’] WITH THE MALE GENDER.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: TRANSGENDER FLAG] LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING, LIKE WHEN I SEE A

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: TRUMP TENNIS: https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--2kc7UOmW--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressi ve,q_80,w_800/r0aum3kif12sgkhaxyxd.jpg] PHOTO OF PRESIDENT TRUMP AND THINK “THERE’S NO WAY HE’S ONLY 239 POUNDS.”

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: SOLDIERS] TRUMP AND I DO HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON THOUGH, NEITHER OF US ARE AN EXPERT ON LITERALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT PERFECT CARE FOR FLOWING RED HAIR: SULFATE-FREE SHAMPOOS. SO INSTEAD, LET’S GO STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE,

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: KATIE SCHMID] TRANSGENDER WOMAN AND STAFF SERGEANT, KATIE SCHMID, WHO WAS DIAGNOSED WITH GENDER DYSPHORIA IN 2014 AND HAS SINCE JOINED A LAWSUIT AGAINST THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION OVER THIS BAN.

[TAKE: VT-SOT: ELLE REEVE, KATIE SCHMID (VICE 7-9-2017) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuM9lUm6UI8: ​ “SCHMIDT ENLISTED IN THE ARMY IN 2005 IN INTELLIGENCE, AS A MAN. // SHE WAS MADE A NON-COMMISSIONED OFFICER IN 2009, AND STAFF SERGEANT IN 2012. // THESE ARE N.C.O.E.R.’S, OR NON COMMISSIONED OFFICER EVALUATION REPORTS. //

I STARTED GETTING COMMENTS FROM MY RATERS SAYING THINGS LIKE ‘COMMITTED TO THE GOALS AND MISSION OF THE UNIT ABOVE PERSONAL WELFARE, DEDICATED AND ABSOLUTELY LOYAL, UNLIMITED POTENTIAL.”] {SOT}

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: KATIE SCHMID] EVEN HER OWN SUPERIOR OFFICERS SAID KATIE HAD UNLIMITED POTENTIAL, WHICH LITERALLY MEANS “HAVING THE CAPACITY TO DEVELOP OR GROW INTO SOMETHING IN THE FUTURE”. THIS BITCH FOLLOWED THROUGH.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: TAMMY DUCKWORTH] AND WHEN IT COMES TO THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN TRANSGENDER AND CISGENDER SOLDIERS, LET’S HEAR FROM ILLINOIS SENATOR AND ARMY VETERAN TAMMY DUCKWORTH.

[TAKE: VT-SOT: DUCKWORTH (CBS CHICAGO 7-27-2017) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmmGILBfjnI: “WHEN I WAS BLEEDING TO DEATH IN MY ​ HELICOPTER AFTER THAT RPG RIPPED THROUGH THE COCKPIT OF THE AIRCRAFT, AND AN AMERICAN CAME TO SAVE MY LIFE, IT DIDN’T MATTER TO ME IF THEY WERE GAY, IF THEY WERE STRAIGHT, IF THEY WERE TRANSGENDER, IT ONLY MATTERED THAT THEY WORE THE UNIFORM OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY.”] {SOT}

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: TAMMY DUCKWORTH’S PROSTHETIC LEGS] TAMMY DUCKWORTH IS AN AMERICAN HERO WHO LOST BOTH OF HER LEGS IN THE LINE OF DUTY. THE ONLY THING PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS LOST IS THE POPULAR VOTE.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: FEMALE SOLDIERS] FORTUNATELY, THE LONG ARM OF TIME BENDS TOWARDS JUSTICE, AND NOW JUSTICE IS ARMED.

[TAKE: VT-SOT: DAVID MUIR (ABC NEWS 9-25-2017) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da8520HIq9I: “FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ITS 242 YEAR ​ HISTORY, THE US MARINE CORPS WELCOMING ITS FIRST FEMALE INFANTRY OFFICER. // SHE COMPLETED A GRUELING 13 WEEK INFANTRY OFFICER COURSE // THEY COVER MILES OF TERRAIN AND OBSTACLES, CARRYING 80 POUNDS OF GEAR FOR MORE THAN 14 HOURS.”] {SOT}

[TAKE: M2: FREEZE: THE SOLDIER] BITCH, YOU’RE COMING WITH ME

[TAKE: FF: DEKO: MOCK UP: SAM AND SOLDIER WEARING WAR PAINT IN A CROWD OUTSIDE A BEST BUY] {VO} ON BLACK FRIDAY.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: FEMALE SOLDIERS] UNFORTUNATELY, GENDER EQUALITY IN THE ARMED FORCES IS AN UPHILL BATTLE,

[TAKE: FF: DEKO: MOCK UP: SAM WEARING ARMY GEAR CLIMBING A HILL] {VO} AND THAT’S JUST THE FIRST DAY OF TRAINING.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: MARINE CORPS LOGO] THE US MARINE CORPS COMMISSIONED A STUDY TO EVALUATE HOW INTEGRATING WOMEN INTO THE SERVICE WOULD AFFECT COMBAT READINESS.

[TAKE: FF: DEKO: THE (MOSTLY) GOOD NEWS ABOUT WOMEN IN COMBAT, TEAR OUT: https://www.cnas.org/publications/reports/an-update-on-the-status-of-women-in-combat] ​ {VO} OVERALL COMBAT READINESS WAS BROKEN DOWN INTO SEVERAL CATEGORIES: SPEED, TEMPO, LETHALITY, UNIT AND INDIVIDUAL READINESS, SURVIVABILITY, AND COHESION.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: MARINE CORPS LOGO] WHICH THEY HAD CHANGED FROM THEIR PREVIOUS GAUGE OF

[TAKE: VT-SOT: RUPAUL CASTING CALL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5wiJiQui8: ​ ​ “CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE AND TALENT”]

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: SUPREME COURT] AND WHILE THE SUPREME COURT HAS NOW TOLD TRANSGENDER SOLDIERS TO SASHAY AWAY,

[TAKE: FF: DEKO: THE (MOSTLY) GOOD NEWS ABOUT WOMEN IN COMBAT, TEAR OUT: https://www.cnas.org/publications/reports/an-update-on-the-status-of-women-in-combat] ​ {VO} THE STUDY CONCLUDED THAT ALL MALE GROUPS FAIRED BETTER THAN GENDER INTEGRATED GROUPS, WITH WOMEN OFTEN STRUGGLING TO COMPLETE HEAVY LOAD-BEARING EXERCISES.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: SOLDIERS CARRYING THINGS] OBVIOUSLY THE AVERAGE WOMAN IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO CARRY THE SAME AMOUNT OF WEIGHT AS A MAN, SHE ALREADY HAS TO CARRY

[TAKE: FF: DEKO: MOCK UP: SAM HOLDING JASON JONES AS HE WEEPS IN HER ARMS] {VO} HIS EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE.

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: FEMALE SOLDIERS] FORTUNATELY, WOMEN HAVE BEEN GAINING GROUND, WHICH IS COVERED

[TAKE: FF: DEKO: MOCK UP: SAM CHARGING THROUGH A BATTLEFIELD] {VO} ON THE SECOND DAY OF TRAINING.

[TAKE: FF: DEKO: THE (MOSTLY) GOOD NEWS ABOUT WOMEN IN COMBAT, TEAR OUT: https://www.cnas.org/publications/reports/an-update-on-the-status-of-women-in-combat] ​ {VO} 5 FEMALE HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE [AIR FORCE’S] PIPELINE FOR TACTICAL AIR CONTROL PARTY SPECIALISTS, AND THE NAVY RECRUITED TWO WOMEN FOR [SEAL TRAINING].

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: FEMALE SOLDIERS] IT’S JUST SO WILD THAT AMERICA COULD BE SWINGING IN TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AT ONCE: WOMEN PROGRESSING IN THE SERVICE--

[TAKE: M2: PHOTO: TRANSGENDER FLAG] WHILE TRANSGENDER SOLDIERS ARE LOSING RIGHTS.

[TAKE: M2: MOCK UP: US ARMY LOGO WITH TRANSGENDER COLORS] IT’S ALMOST AS IF THE AMERICAN MILITARY PRESENTS ITSELF IN A WAY THAT CONTRADICTS HOW IT FEELS ON THE INSIDE. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[TAKE: M1-M4: ANIM: FULL FRONTAL LOGO] [TAKE: CART/BUMP]