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Thursday, February 7, 2002 TABLE OF CONTENTS DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR NEWS THURSDAY, FEB. 7 FRIDAY, FEB. 8 Premed society donates money 3 ISAT houses new technology 3 • Majors Fair, H *>-m. to 2 p.m., PC Ballroom, speak with • Baptist Student Union New Testament Greek Bible Study, I repiVM.'nt,i!i\»"- tmm ill different area* of interest, including to 8:45 a.m., Market One, contact Archie at 434-6822 major*, minors, concentrations and pro-professional pro- OPINION grams, lor more information, call x8-*>555 or visit SATURDAY, FEB. 9 u\i'U'jiiiu • itu/(anYr Breeze reader's view: Student longs ■ for Southern hospitality 9 • Men's basketball: JMU vs. University of North Carolina * • Baptist Student Union large group praise and wor- Wilmington, noon House Editorial: Chivalry not dead, ship, 5:30 p.m.. Baptist Student Center on the comer of but more modem 9 Cant roll Avenue and South Main Street, contact Archie Darts & pats 10 at 4M-6822 SUNDAY, FEB. 10 • Canterbury Episcopal Ministry Eucharist sen-ice followed Breeze reader's view Dangers of • Women's basketball: JMU vs. College of William by a home-cooked dinner, 5 p.m., Canterbury House on South terrorist countries should be & Mar)', 7 p.m. Main Street across from the Quad, contact Emily at anlaniee addressed 10 Spotlight: What are you looking forward to? 11 POLICE LOG a mountain bike from Converse Hall Bl KlMW-RI V McKENZIE Police htR reporter Jan 28 between 12:01 and 7:45 a.m. LIFESTYLES WEATHER Amanda M Chapin, 18. of Westfield, Possession of Marijuana Mass.. was charged with underage Today • Matthew C Moore, 19. of Crosswords 12 possession of alcohol in R1 -lot Jan 2 Centreville. was charged with pos- Snow to rain at 12:36 am Chapin also was Horoscopes 12 session of marijuana in Hoffman Hall High 48 Low 32 charged with resisting arrest, assault Jan. 4 at 12:30 am and battery on a police officer and assault and battery FOCUS Underage Possession of High LOW Alcohol In other matters, campus police Friday Sumy 57 32 report the following: • James R Hudson III, 18. of Is the future at your fingertips? 13 Midlothian, and Michael E Carluzzo, Saturday Partly Cloudy 55 30 19. ol Fairfax, were charged with Assault and Battery underage possession of alcohol in Sunday Showers 46 33 • Salem K Bush, 18, of Blacksburg, STYLE Weaver Hall Feb. 1 at 10 01 p.m. was charged with assualt and battery • Non-student Matthew C Wisdom. Monday Partly Cloudy 46 29 Feb. 1 at 5 p.m. 19. ol Fairfax, was charged with underage possession of alcohol in Improv Bowl 3 15 Fire Ikenberry Hall Feb. 2 at 10:29 p.m. • An officer reportedly observed MARKET WATCH Zirkle House reviews 15 smoke in the area behind Shenandoah mmuv. F* e. zxo Judicial Referrals Hall on Patterson Street Feb 2 at Dance concert opens 15 • A JMU student was judicially DOW JONES AMEX 328 am A 12-by-12-foot wooden referred for violence to persons, per- New Image gallery review 16 shed reportedly was on fire The 18.90 1 0.04 sonal abuse and underage posses- close 831 71 Harnsonburg Fire Department dose 2,807.19 ▼ t "Slackers" movie review 18 sion of alcohol Feb 2 at 12:36 a.m. responded and extinguished the fire NASDAQ - S&P500 All things literary 16 Number of drunk in public charges Grand Larceny 13.13 t 3.12 Just go out 17 since Aug 25 90 close: 1,825 39 ' close: 1.086 90 t • A JMU student reported larceny of "Real World" update 17 INFORMATION ADVERTISING STAFF CLASSIFIEDS SPORTS The Breeze is puNtshed Monday and Thursday mornings and distributed throughout James Madison University and the tocal Harnsonburg community. Assistant Ada Designer Lead How to place a classified: Come to The Breeze Men's basketball 19 Comments and complaints should be addressed to Julie Sproesser. oditor. Managar Keren Kuetxer office weekdays between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. MfNIfwacklnwa: Section phone number* Gall Chapoenl Advertising Cost: $3 00 for the first 10 words, $2 for each And the saga continues 19 rmBrvMi Sty* xg-3151 Advertising Designers G1 Anthony-Seeaer Hall Nm ig-6699 additional 10 words: boxed classified, $10 MSC 6805 Executives: Jute Bowers Winter Olympics 20 James Madison University
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School Replicator-like device materializes at JMU devices —an injection-molding cal means as a "fee for service" firms research, develop and BY LISA MARIETTA costs $420,000. "I like to call it implement new processes, Daze staff writer the closest thing in reality to the machine and an extruder pei- business by making parts for letizer — will be built to accom- companies all over the country. methods and technologies in jMU's tics to the Center 'Star Trek' replicator," Kander order to stay competitive in for High Performance Mid. Pot example, if one want- pany the RP/RT. The pellctizcr Next year, Kander is plan- ning on integrating this tech- today's dynamic manufac- Manufacuring (CHPM) have ed to recreate an ordinary blends plastics and makes pel- lets to go into the molding nology with several of the turing environment," accord- brought unique new tech- ceramic mug, a 3-D file could be ing to the CHPM Web site made of the part and the com- machine, which then uses the undergraduate classes at nologies to campus. |MU. "We arc planning to {www.eng.vt.edu/chpm/about_ ublic colleges Ron Kander, the new puter image would be sent to mold from the RP/RT unit to take Computer Aided Design CHPM.htm). "Work is per- scramble for funds department head of 1SAT, the selective laser-sintering manufacture large volumes of small plastic parts by squirting classes with their computer formed in a wide variety of Inrush! to jMU into the device. This device slices the areas, ranging from supply BY J. LINN ALLEN image of the mug into very the plastic into the molds. As a design projects one step fur- Chicago Tribune i HI'M plans when he trans- ther and see if they can actu- chain management and flexi- ferred to )MU last July from thin layers. Then the machine result, these three machines work meticulously as a manu- ally send the file to the ble automation to rapid pro- With its double-digit luilion Virginia Tech. CHPM has a looks down into the shape of totyping and low-cost com- increase's, the University ol the cross section, and when it facturing unit. machine and make the part," multiplex of specialized Kander said. "The same posite manufacturing." Illinois in Urbana-Champaign research technologies, but receives the computer's com- is just one ol the nation's mands, the laser moves applies lo the geographic sci- Kander is an expert of the -46- ence folks and creating actu- flagship state schools Rapid Prototyping and Rapid around the bed of powder 66- responding to economic and and melts together the plastic A lot of fortuitous al geographic models such as academic pressures that are Tooling (RP/RT) machine a |MU building." ... JMU will be able to lorcing them to act more like located in the basement of into the cross-sectional shape. After that layer, the bed low- things just fell into However, the rapid man- private universities. ISAT. His affiliation with the ufacturing tools are not position itself as a Students at the top public center has positioned JMU as ers and another thin powder place all at once. universities will be asked to is rolled over and this hap- exclusive to CHPM. There one of the leading schools are over 400 machines in the leader in rapid pay a higher share of the cost with this technology available pens repeatedly, layer by — Ron Kander ol their education, and alomni layer, until it builds, from ISAT department head world, and by next year, manufacturing... for undergraduate and gradu- seven of those will be in the and other donors win be more ate educational purposes. scratch, a plastic prototype of aggressively courted lor gener- the original mug. central mid-Atlantic region. -Jeff Schultz ous gilts, university presidents In response to the placement The powder used in RP/RT 95 I i-t July, the CHPM was research associate and other leaders say. nt this machinery, Kander said, completed on a $4.35 million They state that over the last "A lot of fortuitous things just does not just consist of plastic but metals, ceramics, wax and "The Rapid Manufacturing dollar research grant, provid- 95 generation, state tax revenue fell into place all at once. This ed by the Commonwealth has made up a steadily declin- technology wasn't intended to other polymer fibers. tools are used in anting ing share ol university budgets "It takes anywhere from 12 Siemens hearing aids." MM )elf Technology Research Fund. be built here However, it just Kander and his colleagues Schultz said, "Through the and that isn't likely to change. happened lo work out that the hours to a day to build some- Schultz. a Va. Tech graduate stu- regardless ol fluctuations that dent and JMU research associ- from Va. Tech arc the Center for High Performance laboratory had the perfect thing using this machine," Manufacturing, JMU will be occur in the economy. Kander said. "This is fast with ate. A silicon impression is founders responsible for this 'Tuition will keep going up, space, dimensions, utilibes and able to position itself as a leader respect to doing this commer- made of the inner ear and with progressive facility, which is and places where It doesn't go power. There is also anticipa- centrally located between in rapid manufacturing and tion to put two or three other cially because you would have 3-D, lasers and scanning tech- up are at risk over long periods JMU and Va. Tech. mass customization technolo- ol time," said Universfly ol pieces of equipment down to actually build a molding niques the end pnxluct results in custom made hearing aids." "The Center for High gies. JMU is one of only a dozen i Minnesota President Mark thin- next summer, which arc machine and make thousands schools in the nation who have of parts." CHPM also has the potential Performance Manufacturing also built into our grant." works to help manufacturing a [device] of this caliber" . seePVBUC,page6 The Rr/RT machine alone This summer, two other mission to use these technologi- jaby born in U. Visconsin-Eau Claire >rm bathroom dies Premed honors fraternity donates to clinic I BY JI SSICA PETERSON Badger Herald BY JHANINE GAJEWSKI prepare students for profes- staff, volunteers perform most members of medical admission __ baby girl born in a senior writer sional careers in the medical of the work at the Free Clinic. boards, local physkrians and fel- livorsity ofWisconsin-Eau health services, but to pro- "[The Free Clinic] is funded low studenls helps members Alpha Epsilon Delta residence hall bathroom In the spirit of community service, JMU's chapter of Alpha mote building a community by donation and volunteers," prepare to find jobs in health- Sunday. care, Berkowitz said ulienna Marie Hubbard Epsilon Delta, a national pre- and the necessity of service Barnes said "Hopefully, our experience," Berkowitz said. donation will help the cliiw to "AED has made me aware of d at the St. Joseph's medical honors fraternity, I AED was founded in >ital in Marshlield, report- donated $500 to the Junior Rianna Barnes, presi- continue its work." the challenges of getting into medical schiwl and what it is 1928 at the University from a lack ol oxygen at Harrisonburg-Rockingham Free dent of AED, said, "We have Working at the Free Clinic ol Alabama Itlme of birth, an Eau Clinic Tuesday. chosen the Free Clinic because also provides opportunities for like lo be a student and a resi- . _ County deputy medical ol its excellent service to the pre-health rn.i|ors lo gel expert* dent" said sophomore Megan minor said. She was in Executive Director Flly Mvivkcr accepted the donation Harrisonburg area." The ence in a community-based laylor, a member of AED. "I 1 condition. have learned about variour I AED has 179 active chap- I fuO-temi baby was bom on behalf of the Free Clinic. Harrisonburg-Rockingham healthcare system while provid- ters nationwide . 29 to Karen Hubbard. a "We are very grateful to Free Clinic, one of many in a ing support services. medical professions and general l-Eau Claire freshman who AFDs donation to our clinic," national network, offers free "Some students in the JMU information regarding the med- after giving birth in a bath- Swecker said. "AED is a won- healthcare to low-income, chapter also volunteer their school process" stall ol Oak Ridge Hall. derful organization." uninsured residents in the com- time in the clinic to assist in the I-roin its rounding at the e alt-girl dorm in which JMU's chapter of AED con- munity. Cletus Sellers, profes- pharmacy, dental clinic, nursing University of Alabama in 1928, JMU's chapter actively bbbardlrved. socr of biology and AED advi- lollow-up and fmnt desk tunc AED has grown to include volunteers at medical An autopsy revealed exces- soles of about 80 to 100 stu- dents in the pre-professional sor, described the Free Clinic as tions," Swecker said. ava 179 chapters nationwide, I facilities bleeotng caused by com- according to its Web site. itions with childbirth result- health services, including "a way for the indigent to To raise funds for the I'ree in Hubbarrfs death. medicine, dentistry, physical receive healthcare — for people (linn, AED auctioned off a free National AED members at .Emergency personnel therapy and veterinary stud- who don't have the resources graduate school exam prepara- JMU actively volunteer at eportedly found Hubbard, to help themselves." tory course. Sellers said. Kaplan, medical facilities including the ies, according to AED secre- I The IMU chapter spon- '9, m a bathroom stall not tary Leah Berkowitz, a junior. Swecker said the Free Clinic a national provider of educa- I rcc Clinic, Rockingham ithing and with no pulse Memorial Hospital, veterinary sors a Relay for Ufa The society has donated over strives to promote dignity and tional and career services, team this spring. Tuesday. wholeness. "We do more than donated the free course. hospitals and dental clinics in When an officer removed $1,500 to the Free Clinic over the past three years, she said. put a Band-Aid over a big prob- At its weekly meetings, AED the .ma. JMU's chapter also is ibbard from the stall, he sponsoring a Relay for Life ,nd the baby girl. A stu- According to its Web site lem to offer a quick fix. We offer hosts speakers to promote com- . jnt reportedly began CPH (www.jmu.edu/orgs/nation- complete and comprehensive munication between medical team this spring to support I IMU-s AED chapter con- sists of about SO to 100 procedures on the baby alae), AED functions as both care and encourage patient and premedical students and cancer research. "We encour- educators and to provide a age a lot more giving of time I students in the pre-pro- while olficers attempted to an honors society and a serv- empowerment and independ- fessional health services revive Hubbard. ice organization. "Part of the ence," Swecker said. forum for students with com- than giving of money," She nnd the baby were mission of AED is not only to Along with a core of paid mon interests Information from Berkowitz said. transported to Sacred Heart Hospital where Hubbard later died. Tho baby was flown to Joseph's Hospital, where remained in critical condi- 2002 Winter Olympics to begin Friday in Utah until her doath Sunday. lo one on campus reports For more Winter Olympic coverage, turn to page 20 have known Hubbard was regnant. "Other students in the .jthroom around the time of [he birth asked Hubbard it _he was okay, and she reportedly said she was line and was "just sick." n Hubbard was a 2001 gradu- ite ol Owon-Withee High in Withee, Wis„ where was cc-valedictohan. She fcas a pre-pharmacy student at UW-Eau Claire who had been active in 4-H, basketball, band and Spanish Club throughout high school, an Owen-Withee high school guidance coun- selor, David Nelson, told the Eau Claire Spectator. J "She was one of those peo- ple that would know everyone ll H>BBCt GMrrHKK/Ua AngrUi Tints when she walked down the Architect Peter Emerson and hla company won the contract to build Utah's Olympic ski I tall," Nelson said Jumps with little experience In such structures, but they produced a widely acclaimed pair of Vesting for grad school Jumps. "The idea was to create a legacy, a facility that could operate year-round," he said. up in down economy
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Benefit concert helps Alternative Spring Breakers buy supplies for Dominican schools
BBNBm,jnmjmgfl ing this because ASH is a non- additional funds are needed there with classroom sets of ing the sound system and I he student pertormers.it the Brian Nido, class of 2(KVJ presi- profit organization, and the class for supplementary purposes. things like crayons, markers things of that nature." benefit concert were equally as dent, who also will be attending council has the funds to put on a "This is a benefit concert and paper — things they other- Senior Joan Olinger, who happy to help in the fund r.iising the Dominica trip, said, "I concert such as this In the past, going toward the other expens- wise wouldn't have." has gone on an ASB trip every efforts. Madison Dance member brought the idea up to the ASB groups that don't normal!\ have es aside from the plane trip, Grateful for the assistance of year in college, said, "This is sophomore Kate Marshal! said. group, then I got class council money allocated for events come such as donations and supplies the class council, Nido said, the first year the group has "We are happy to be able to help Involved and asked them if they to the class council and have for the Dominican people," "The class council is playing an been into fund raising." out for such a good cause." wanted to help out with expens- them co-sponsor the event" Nido said. "Once down there, integral part in this event Sophomore Emily Scott said, Exit 243 member, freshman es and co-sponsorship of the Even though Spring we are going into the schools, because they are basically run- "It's really great all these (on McNamara, said, "Anytime benefit concert. Breakers arc paying their and they have a very third ning the show by hosting the groups were able to help raise we can help out any of the (ASB) "TheClass of 2004 is spoasor- respective ways to Dominica, world country. We will go down event, collecting tickets, opcr.it money for the trip." groups, it's really a big honor."
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This money is pending on the School of theatre md ftmce, plans to go puhlu with porittve of JMU's endowment, according MIII Me believes the members of "We have been overlooking it vote in November and appro- while the music recital hall will results from the campaign to to The Chronicle. the community look for prospec- for so long." priations from the Virginia legis- house the School of Music. establish public support- He believes one of the largest tive leaders, doctors and lawyers Senior ( hns Broz said he is lature in 2003. Plans to double the size of To begin this campaign in the problems exists in the lack of from the university. Therefore, if hindered by the lack of updated "Fast track projects" from the Duke Hall also are included in silent phase, motivation to give contribution from alumni. they are aware that their contri- software in the graphic design Virginia legislature should be the plan, which would cost an must exist in alumni, current stu- "1/60,000 alumni all gave $300, bution can make a difference in and animation department. the first to be completed. These additional $24.6 million dents and the surrounding com we would have $18 million to go their future, they may be willing Describing the one computer lab projects include renovations However, approved con- munity, according to Welter. towards projects at JMU," said to give a monetary gift. for animation as a "small office with completed preparation of struction still sits an the hack Currently, the university's Welter. "Fven small gifts matter." Students feel the backlashes space," he said he is hopeful for Harrison Annex and the final burner until a major fund-rais- endowment from donors is Welter said current students of poor facilities every day. funding for the new C enter for .Kailemic building on the CISAT ing campaign is sparked, $24,129, according to The could help fund-raising efforts Junior Chris Izzo, a music the Arts. 'There is a serious lack campus. according to Welter. He Chronicle of Higher Education. by encouraging faculty mem- industry minor, said there is a of technology," Broz said. Preparations for the new described the campaign faring Ranked 532 out of 565 national- bers to progress in these proj- limited amount of space in the A $1.6 billion bond for high- Center for the Arts, music recital JMU, which has a target goal o* ly, its endowment, or mUtb ects. They also can encourage Music Building for him to prac- er education in Virginia current- hall and wing to Duke Hall will approximately $100 million, as lished funds for building proj- the voters in the surrounding tice playing the piano. I le said ly awaits approval from the begin when appropriations having two phases. ects, scholarships and other uni community to support JMU. newer facilities would provide Virginia legislature. If the bond arrive, according to Welter. He The first phase, which JMU is versity activities, falls short in "We need to shake hands adequate space for bigger audi- receives approval from the sen- expects construction to be com- currently in, is the silent phase comparison to other Virginia and talk to people," Welter said. ences, and better shows and ate, JMU could receive $126 mil pleted about five years after where the goal of the campaign universities. Virginia Tech, for Shaking hands with members more money will result. lion for new capital construction funding is available is established. During the sec- example, has an endowment of the community could lead to "We need a stronger artistic after elections in November Scholarships granted Speaker discusses Ali's life based on merit, need SPEAKER, from page i interpretation of the present, nating the red silk robe embla- he was putting the show SCHOLARSHIPS, from page 1 According to Nardi, approxi- winning the gold medal in the older Ali humorously and zoned with "Muhammad Ali" together. was unaware of all the scholar- mately 5 percent of JMU's money 1960 Olympics, his refusal to intrespectively, showing how while a recording of Ali him- During a question-and- ships that JMU offers," she said. is allocated to scholarships. This fight in Vietnam and the ensu- he used his Parkinson s «lis self spoke about how he answer session that followed "I am from Virginia and comes from the interest of ing Supreme Court hearing ease to get out of doing hoped to be remembered. the performance, Ewing said thought that I would get endowed accounts. that left him exiled for several things he didn't want to do The audience was that his reaction to the current offered something since many "The money goes up every yean and his reflections on his impressed with the format of film "Ali" starring Will Smith other Virginia public schools, year, and we anticipate it will His involvement in the public insults of his boxing the show and Swing's ability was that while Smith's per- like UVa., give a lot of money to continue to go up," Nardi said. Civil Rights Movement and opponents. to carry the performance on formance was strong, the in-state students." "We don't have as many schol- relationship with Malcolm his own. script was shallow. In terms of merit-based arships as we would like, but X were also prominent fea- Senior TeCarla Moore Some audience members scholarships, UVa. is bigger and we're really working on it." tures of the lecture/per- -64 said, "I thought it was inter- had the same reaction. has more private funding, so in In addition, JMU offers ath- formance. esting that it was just a one- Sophomore Stacey Jones that area it does have a larger letic scholarships in 13 of its 28 Among the issues the let- / got a better feel for act play, but I thought he put said, "I got a better feel for Ali endowment, Nardi said. vanity sport programs, accord- ture/performance a lot of action into it — it as a person and learned more However, there should be no ing 10 the AttlWttCi Wfeb -il*- AE sc U^aintzd jLaau \Jattoo W *m and Canroeaw-Tan .iSodil4 •J-'U.xcLn.QULXcina Studio HOURS: ^ TUES.-SAT. 12 NooiurolOPM Valentine's Special WE SPECIALIZE IN ALL FORMS OF JATTOOING 3 sessions for $12 • Only offered Feb. 9th-i5th COLOR (Offer expires, but sessions don't expire) TRIBAL ^ Gift certificates are available! 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FEB. 7, 2002 NEWS Public universities adapt to changes foofina the full hill lor a col- H/BUCfimpage I until there is a significant back- Champaign students), I've Faculty salary have public research univer lege education, student loans lash, Callan said. "You're play- never had a complaint that Perhaps the key money issue sities becoming second-rate," Yudof, a leader in stressing are the likely recourse. ing with political dynamite if tuition is too high," he said. for public university adniiniv Stukel said. the shift away from puMu Nationally, W) percent of you push this too far." tr.itors is ,i iir.istii.illy widening financing. bachelor's degree recipients Bargain discrepancy in faculty nlaftes Tapping other sources graduate with student loan Value Seen as a bargain, adminis between the major public The shift to thinking alone Middle-class effects debt reaching a median of But Yudof and other lead- trators at Big 10 universities research institutions and their private school lines began in The new tuition burden is $15,375 at public institutions. ers respond that the value of argue that even with recently private counterparts. For full the early 1990s when public likely to fall hardest on mid- To some, administrators' a degree at a top university is escalating tuition increases — prntcssors, th.it gap has risen university administrators dle-income students and complaints about state support recognized to be worth so such as the 42 percent over two from $1,400 in 1980 to $22,100 realized the salary gap was their families. In Illinois ,iml seem like the same old breast- much in lifetime earnings years at Urbana-Champaign for List year, .nvording to an analy- surging over 20 percent, elsewhere, administrators are bearing Tat Callan, president of that students see the reason new students under the latest sis by the Chronicle of Higher Stukel said. To avoid falling trying to shield lower-imonu' the National Center for Public for paying more. proposal — the top state schools Education even further behind, money students by Increasing finan- Policy- and Higher Education, "The ideology has moved to are still a great bargain, com- That means the top profes- was reallocated from other cial aid the MOte •mount as siid untvenfttel have "isatiable a market ideology," Yudof said. pared with the private institu sors get hired away, making the areas, he said. tuition goes up — similar to appetites" for money that can't U. of I. President James lions they consider their peers. universities less competitive for "We had to cannibalize to do what happens at high-priced be dealt with just by feeding Stukel said that for most stu- The new freshman tuition the best graduate students and it, and having gone through that private universities them more. dents and their families, quality at Urbana-Champaign would the big research grants, adminis experience once and learned For students who aren't ( ottl keep going up astro- is the main issue. be $5,302, in contrast to trators say. what sort of devastation it needy enough to qualify for nomically. 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HAWKINS 7 BREEZE READER'S VIEW excuse w \ WL YOU SMlM I'fA TOO UJeAK Student longs for 9 TO OPeM A POOR B£CAUS£ 'Southern hospitality Approaching the end of my or even a smile will brighten college career, I feel that express- someone's day. I found, howev- ;\ JONATHAN KELLY BREEZE READER'S VIEW The; Breeze Dangers of terrorist countries should be addressed Editor Julie Spn»ess*T As a new year takes shape, ment his power in the Islamic report from the BBC News. one of his intelligence agents Managing uHkW Aipjuda Capp a new chapter in the war on world According to Brian L. Notwithstanding his occa- was found guilty in a Scottish terrorism soon will be written, Davis in his 1990 book Ads manager Chriiline Anderson sional antiterrorist posturing court of helping to plan the and many more will proceed "Qaddafi, Terrorism, and the when it suits his mi.lv 1988 airliner bombing. On News editor Kit nan! Sakthauft alter it With the liberation of Origins of the U.S. Attack on Qaddafi has both openly and Nov. 13, according to the News editor I imls.is Marti Alglunistan and the installa- Libya," Qaddafi hopes to covertly provided terrorist Post's Nov. 14 edition, four Asst. news editor Jamrs David tion of a (riendly government, someday create a vast nation- groups with arms and sanc- people connected with the Opinion editor Ttrrfncf Nowlin the most urgent task facing the state based on radical Arab tuary for years. According to Libyan Intelligence sen Ice Style editor Jennifer Surtare country is to stabilize, democ- and African nationalism. In infoplease.com, Libya consis- Were found guilty ol the 1966 Focus editor Danielle Potutu ratize MKI prevent the return pursuit of this goal, Qaddafi tently has remained on the Berlin nightclub bombing in a Asst. style/focus editor KC Gardner of terrorism as its guest. has no qualms about employ- State Department's list of German court. Finally, Sports editor Travi* Clingenpeel For the time being, the ing terrorism as a weapon. slate supporters of terrorism. President George w. Bush i »n, Mteaa United States appears to be In addition, according to the approved extended economic waging its war against terror- Copy editor (eanine GaJewaH Center for Nonproliferation sanctions on Libya in August, ism through special opera- Copy editor Jennifer Sikorakl Studies at cm.miii.edu, as reported by the BBC News tions m certain nations across Fortunately for Qaddafi's government also has on Aug. 14. Photo editor Knbert Nart the globe to prevent them , endeavored to produce various Despite progress made in Hhsto attar ■aneMcHuRh from serving as terrorist Amenia Unit the rest 0J weapons of mass destruction. containing Libya, the United Art [MflKMJ Meghan Murphy strongholds. There are also Fortunately for America States must address a num- / rfMor Stephanie Nelson glaring dangers associated the world, Qaddafi is and the rest of the world, ber of potential security Webmaster Stephen Cemnhnoki with terrorist countries such Qaddafi is much less a threat threats associated with the ^ tutme editor Ste Grainer as Iraq and Iran that the much less a threat today than he oiue was Davis country. With 1 ibya continu- Online design rdilo' Theresa Sullivan United States eventually tells in his book how the ing to pursue apocalyptic should address. 1 would like Ait:'i-i'- Flip l>e I in J toda\ than he once was. United States endeavored to weaponry and to serve .is a Alan Neckowit/ to address the potential perils weaken him. In 1986, haven for murderers, the arising from another terror- 9 5 President Ronald Reagan United States should utilise '/<> thepremtdone, chequered as it h with abuses, the world b ism oriented state, the North ordered an airstrike against its assets to stop the terrorist indebtedlor all the triumptts wtiich fauv twit gained by African nation of Libya. Under Qaddafi's domin- Libya, which appeared to threat from that nation. It is mMDfl and humanity over error and oppft For many years, Libya has ion, Libya has been one of the have greatly damaged warranted to use all appro- — James Madison been one of the world's fore- world's primary outposts of Qaddafi's resources for con- priate means to keep I ibya in most havens and sponsors of International terrorism for ducting terrorist activity The check, including using diplo- EDITORIAL POLICY International terror. Its ruler ve.irs He and his government airstrike and effective eco- matic, economif and, if nee is one ot America's most bit- have been implicated in a nomic sanctions have helped essary, militan resources it l«cl*HiM:.-.lilori..U«tU,l-ilu . r.rnnn.it I lurJuiHi, mdtonO ter and vicious enemies, number of bloody attacks on to significantly reduce is especially important to be nccr*sinh riwoftntanof."» IndrvidialMil memh i i AcBrarv i olortel Muammar Qadddfi. people worldwide, including Qaddafi's ability to foment concerned about Libya Klitcti.il M.-.ir.l: I ike Osama bin Laden and Americans Davis sayt these terrorism. However, because because of Qaddafi's antago Julu Sprocwr Amanda Capp T«fNMa NOWUB Iraqi dictator Saddam murders include two mass of Libya's status as a sponsor nistic attitude MkOf Maruiiint: MM Opinion Mkm Hussein, Qaddafi long has shootings at the Rome and of terror and because of in fact Qsddafl spparea | been one of the world's most Vienna airports m 1985 and Qaddafi's dangerous nature, still is attempting to destah Unm in the rditi* duxikl hv no more than SlV WUflfecollinm rfkOuU bt ii" infamous symbols of murder- the bombing of a Berlin night- the United States should lize his neighbors According KM dm lOOOmird*. and bodl will W IHJHIJIC.1 00 l aOKC mil h ■ ous aggression. club in 1986. The Qsddafl watch Libya with a close eye. to a news article in the Not 2. ThevmiiM he drlivrrrvl to IhtHv.-, b] 0000 I i< «ti\ a | a I TKLIV- I \ ei SbV B his rise to power regime also has been linked to Last year was not a very 2001 issue of the Washington fliff Bran* MUVH Ira) riant lo adit far clorioj " I in Libya in 1964, Qaddafi has the bombing of the airliner good year for Qaddafi. As iWoptraom m ihaiKtmdDnoi nccoinrtli tvfloa thi i m an of oSt Po$l, intelligence sources In fostered in oppressive dicta- Pan Am Flight 103 in 1988, as reported in the (an. 31, 2001 newspaper, ihi* >i.tff,«n Jamci MKIIMHI I imn-iu torship from which to aug- mentioned in a Dec. 4, 1998 issue of The Washington Post. see TERRORISM /wyr 70 IOITHK BKKK/.K|THURSDAY FEB. 7. 2(X)2 Terrorism concerns Darts raised about countries l>nH\ A Pats an- submitted arvw\mint\l\ TERRORISM, from page 9 allies in Sierra Leone through and printed < m a space -available I * i > i» Africa have reported Libya's his support to the radical W»'i<»W"'n an- basedu/nMI imeprrum's involvement in helping to rebels and thus increase his opinion i>l n k.-iici \Mitilum. ptMH <" INM fund the bloody civil war in power in the northwest ,1'idJnnoi nei es\anl\ ftflti I thi MM Pats the northwest African nation African region. E-mail darts and pals to hrce/edp^ hot mail.com of Sierra Leone. The intelli- The United States must use gence findings suggest that whatever resources necessary Libya is providing material to put an end to the terrorist Dart... support to the country's radi- threat in Libya. Colonel Pat... cal rebel forces. Muammar Qaddafi consis- A "ttwnks-lor-tho-rralism" pal to the A "could-you-be-more-of-amoron" tently has demonstrated him- dart to the senior UREC patron who Using the nation of Liberia MniOt guy who darted the plethora of as his pawn, Qaddafi appar- self to be an evil and danger- I Kl i Barbies and their obsessive work- thinks that we thin girls on the second ous man by promoting war floor machines are doing more harm ently is shipping weapons to out habits the rebels of Sierra Leone to and murder worldwide. With Soil in by a few senior ladies reno upprrrr- than good. careful and concentrated Sent in ty a senior female who can't help ,i",st their insurgence. His rtfe y»»ur reminder that not nil mm thmk thnt weapons are being trans- countermeasures, the United tin- skinniest iirr l/ie prettiist. You'll do fine that she u*as bom thin and goes to UREC so States can ensure that he will she can exercise, be healthy and possibly gain ferred to the rebels by way of out tn the nvl uvrld. nm B again persecute the peo- muscle weight. the Liberian government, with whom Qaddafi is allied. ple of the world, One easily can speculate that lonathan Kelly is a freshman Dart... Pat... he hopes to gain valuable political science major. 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"It's like anything else. life and change in accor- often are met with a If you believe in it, it will be dance to positive and nega- cynical reaction in more effective," she said. "But tive actions. today's society. From Dionne the more cynical and the less Tarot card reading is anoth- Warwick and friends to Miss open-minded to new things er popular form of telling the Cleo, people have become you are, the smaller the chance future. According to wunv-pst/- desensitized to the idea of of it having any sort of influ- chic-fortune-telling-tarot- someone being able to tell the ence on you." cards-rradings.com, 'The pur- PALMISTRY future and often quickly dis- Some believe that while pose of the cards is to establish miss it as yet another gimmick. psychic ability is not necessar- the when and why of some at a glance However, a conversation ily a sham, it should not be important events that took or with one of Harrisonburg's exploited either. will take place in the life of a resident psychic advisors, "I think ifs possible that person." The Web site states Dolly Miller, brought new psychics exist, but I don't that different decks of cards Beart line: light to the fortune telling think they should be hocking possess different meanings, • serves as your emotional barometer and tells legitimacy debate. their services for $3.95 a and the results are often a mat- about your affections and feelings for all of the "You must have good ener- minute," junior Charles ter of personal interpretation. people in your life, not just your lovers or life gy," Miller said. "The energy Guenthersaid. The site also explains what typ- partners o allows me to see what it wants Despite cynic's opinions, ical tarot cards mean; for exam- • deeply etched heart line means that you see me to see. I may not be able to psychic advising in all its ple, a death card is not neces- yourself as a peacemaker see certain things if you're hid- forms has become increasing- sarily a bad thing, it can simply • a faint heart line says that you enjoy being ing it I may not be able to tell ly popular over the years as mean the end of a phase. pampered, your heart rules your head, you you your name or age, thafs hotlines compete for call-in Miller said she gets a lot hate to be alone carnival stuff." customers and palm and tarot of JMU students, many of Originally from Baltimore, card reading services can be whom are female. Customers Md., Miller moved to found almost everywhere. will often come in with a Harrisonburg with her family Miller claims that she is specific problem they are ? last summer and set seeking to address. up her business. The most common The area has taken dilemmas discussed some getting used are love lives and to, according to future careers. Miller, who is Junior Emily accustomed to a Tcmplcton has had her more urban area tarot cards read in the and population. past and claims the Having used her results were relevant ability profession- to her life, but believes ally since she was certain elements can 16, Miller conduct- factor into the accura- ed her business out cy of a reading. of a small room in "I've had my cards her house on South read a few times, but Main Street for sev- always by the same eral months. woman, who is a fami- In her office. ly friend," Templeton Miller has a small said. 'The fact that she table with two knows me made it eas- chairs on which she ier for her to give me a performs her read- more in-depth reading ings of palms, tarot that was specific to cards and crystals. me. I don't know if it The room's purple would have been dif- and gold painted ferent had I gone to an walls have a mysti- actual psychic advis- > cal, peaceful feel, ing place to get it with candles and done," she said. crystals all over the People seem to be Lifa linai place. more wary of the psy- • doesn't reveal how long you'll Each reading chics operating tele- live, but rather your enthusiasm Miller does has a MBOHAWMOKIXMIB»Y/W»il,i. phmpu^ phone hotlines. tor lite and willingness to enjoy way of informing Harrisonburg p»ych*c Dolly MWir hok*s one of her "I think psychics are and fight (or what you want and the customer of crystal*. Miller claims crystal readings arc her real, but I don't know future events, but roo** accurate meant of Informing a customer of about the hotlines," love Miller claims the future evanta. junior Chris Stoney ■ deeply etched lite line with no crystal reading is said. "I think they breaks or tassels means that you ner most accurate because it more of an advisor than a tur- might use good questions and are a high-energy person who takes several months for her tune teller, saying she has techniques to get information embraces challenge and to allow them to reach their been able to help people out of to put together a story from lit- opportunity full energy capacity to see trouble over the course of her tle bits and pieces. 1 probably ■ breaks and disappearances in a the future. psychic career. wouldn't call them though, life line signify that you are a Over the course of several She advises that those who except to maybe see if they thinker more than a doer, you months. Miller continually go to psychics should try to be were real," he said. owe it to yoursell to be more concentrates while holding the open and listen, but not to Miller agrees that a per- assertive crystal in order to create the allow the psychic predictions son's physical presence is an necessary energy to foresee the to dictate their lives. important element in making events of a customer's life. "Don't always put your the kind of connection The longer her business is life on what a psychic says. required to give a more accu- h around, the more regulars We're people too; we just rate reading. She stresses that Miller gets. She admits that have an extra power," Miller the most important aspect in Head Una: she has come into contact said. "I believe that people working with psychics is that ■ your quality of mind and intellectual appetite with some "devil-wor- should follow their instincts believers should just have is what the head line is all about - not your and their intuition and make shipers" and "freaks," includ- fun with it and allow them- 10 their own decisions." ing one man who came in ask- selves to gain knowledge • the longer the head line, the greater your ing her to read his teddy Among the most common from the experience. perceptive abilities and dedication to learning bear's paws. psychic services is palm Miller's psychic advising However, Miller has reading, or palmistry, which business is located at 2750 ■ a faint or broken line means that you are encountered her share of skep- according to www.palm- South Main Street and is open unorganized tics as well, claiming people istry.com is the study of the 10 .i.in. to 10 p.m., Monday • the deeper the head line, the more you often ask her how she can tell lines and signs of the hands. through Saturday. Sessions an? harness your wits and put your know-how to the future. She offers a simple, The site states "our hands by appointment only. Palm good use; you are a true optimist and are honest answer. "You have to offer us an objective view of readings are $20, tarot card very talkative want to see it and believe it," who we really are," and that readings are $25 and crystal she said. the lines in a person's hands readings are $35. To make an Junior Maria Monsalve reflect his or her choices in appointment, call 574-4948. 14 THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FBB. 7. 2002 Focus Jhe uorLd i5 PuLL oP healing iP you ^ Knou uhere to Find it. In operation: 24/7 The CARE helpline is designed to assist students who have been directly or indirectly affected by sexual assault. All CARE volunteers that take calls on the helpline have gone through an extensive 30 hour training period and are extremely well qualified to handle calls. More importantly, they are incredibly compassionate and truly want to help as many students as possible. Find comfort in healing. . . ANYONE can call the helpline. Regardless of whether it was you who was assaulted or someone you know. Regardless of whether it happened last night, last month, or fifteen years ago. Regardless of whether you know exactly why you are calling or you just want to talk to someone who will listen All helpline calls are confidential. You who see, tell others. If you are interested in training to volunteer for the CARE helpline, applications are available outside the CARE office in Taylor Down Under Room 101H. Applications are due by February 22nd at 5pm. If you have questions or concerns contact Emily Noto at [email protected]. DEADLINE EXTENDED!!! HStBaflnffjt Deadline: Tues., February 12 • Questions? Call Allison at 568-6541 or email The time for this year's Shoot Yourself contest has arrived. The Bluestone staff invites students to submit their most creative photos according to the following guidelines: your photo needs to show a glimpse of *£&£* your life at JMU outside the stereotypical college life. For example you and your roommates potluck dinner or your road trip to Florida. We have left the.-theme broad • *-v- to encourage variety and creativity. Yet at the same time we can not and will not accept photos containing inappropriate content. A selection of the submissions will be featured in the book as the Shoot Yourself contest, but the top three - - winning photos will be large feature photos Drop off all photos in Anthony Seeger, room 217 with your name and year, local phone number, local AND ■ J> permanent address, the names of the people in your photo and the title of the photo. Write the info on a separate piece of paper or on a post-it note, DO NOT write on the back of the picture. All pictures will be returned in May, or mailed to your permanent address over the summer. _ -^ Photos may also be sent through ■HHKMMA. campus mail addressed to The Bluestone Attn: Shoot Yourself, MSC 3522. For examples of past Shoot Yourself winners, visit the Bluestone website at The Blueatone www.jmu.edu/thebluestone. The Yearbook of Jamel Madison University THURSDAY, FEB. 7, 2002 I THK BREEZE! 15 "Improv is just a good time i- Drama Ensues for everyone involved." Relationships develop along with jeal- ousy on 'The Real World-Chicago" as ADAM SURITZ cast members get aquainted. senior Npll YLll SM story below H Dance concert opens BY RYAN CHRISMAN contributing writer Senior dance majors and minors will put their imaginative and artistic abilities in motion in "As the Hour Unwinds," the senior dance concert opening tomorrow night in (lodwin Hall. This modem dance concert includes four group pieces, five solos and a collaborative gnwp piece created by all the senior dance majors and minors that ends the concert. Senior Keira Hart said the concert illustrates the individual style of each sen- ior choreographer. Taking a step toward more innovative choreography, many choreographers chose to use props, inventive lighting con- cepts and spatial diversity to fur- ther their artistic expression in this concert. Senior Lauren Spiveys gnxip piece. "Still Passing," opens the concert and incorporates four music majors who perform onstage during the piece. "Working with live musicians brings a whole new energy to the work and my KONA GALLAGHER/rnnmhwiu /*.»..*ra,Jii7 dancers," Spivey said. Members of New and Improv.'d use audience participation during their skits as they duke It out for best Improv team. -lower petals enhance the aes- thetic cjualities of senior Beth Bradford's solo, "Unconditioned/' and create contrast to Bradford's sharp, surprising movements. SenkM- Katie Wells performs her sob, "It Could Happen ... ," in M \J v ^M JMU s premier improv group silence with soft lights and a sim- Imp pk' bench to generate the mood wows audiences again with onstage. r //s Senior I .um-n Bain aims to #-£_f«_. \A m third Improv Howl entertain the audience with rhythmic choreography in "Linked Beyond," a group piece. "The movement is joyful, and it should be enjoyed for what it is," BY KERRI SAMPLE got involved with New and puts on where competition is in this game though, she said. contributing writer Improv.'d because I was in the the main objective. most importantly the "Against Up," a solo choreo- It was a cold Monday night improv group at my high "The special thing about "foot foul," when a graphed and performed by sen- atGrafton-Stovall Theatre. The school. Improv is just a good the Improv Bowl is that it's bowler steps over the ior Casey Blake, demonstrates structural originality. The piece is lights dimmed as Richard time for everyone involved, two teams versus each other, line. Whenever a Marx and Robert Palmer both audience and performers, and we try lo get the most team member made performed in a 6-foot-by-3-foot echoed from the auditorium so I was eager to be a part of audience participation we an inappropriate oval of light to imply a sense of speakers. Pictures Bashed on that again." can," Suritz said. "As always, comment, out came isolation. The movement is sim- the stage's screen, evoking our only goal is to make our- the foot, better ple and real as the dancer embod- probing questions: Who was 66- selves and the audience laugh ies someone struggling with lim- known as one of N„(mANM()M(inMI K itations, according to Blake. the horribly disfigured mem- as much as possible." those giant foot bath- ... ber with webbed feet? What ... our only goal is to This year. New and mats sold at the load *"*" Do"f Woodhouse double, over Ciibbs, (Hie of the concert's was this "Improv Bowl?" "Just Improv.'d went with a bowl- Wain-art. Wielding w«h'^fihier during an Improv .kit. directors, described the concert make ourselves and the as a mixture of everyone's per- what is New and Improv.'d?" ing theme. No, there weren't its mighty censorship power. Infection," where audience New and Improv.'d is 10 pins set up on stage, and the f(K)t would wrap around sonal talents. "They've worked audience laugh as members chose the fate of really hard to get here," she Hdd |MU's premier improv group, those trendy bowling shoes the player's head, limiting him three eligible bachelors Mid The concert culminates with started in 1998 by MOM BtU much as possible. weren't passed out at the door. or her fmm further hWtelfJM the lu< kv maiden had to guess dents just looking to have a There were two "bowling" comedy. Freshman Steve an improvisational piece per- their chosen affliction. formed and choreographed by good time and maybe pnvr.is —Adam Suritz balls, however, huge bouncy Tarkington spent a gtxxl part Competing for the love of senior the senior dance majors and tinate a little. The group start- balls that the improvers threw of the night inhaling the rub audience member Bonnie ed out small, performing for at audience members. The ber fumes from the tcxit of cen- minors that incorporates the over- were the Jumping Sticky all theme of passing time. This resident halls and on improv -*S lucky audience member who sorship after dropping several Boogera' juniors Doug nights at Taylor LXnvn Under. managed to grab the ball "out 01 place" comments. Woodhouse, Bill Howard and traditional piece gives the seniors a chance to reflect on the expert The group now has 12 mem- The first Improv Bowl before it hit the head of some- The teams: The Darren Ralston. Woodhouse bers. came to JMU three years ago one in front of them got to pick Stupdefendious Dining had the pleasure of King a ences they've shared during their years studying dance at JMU. The basic idea of improvi- to complement the great the games that New and Btfvl0ES (also known as D- man suffering from PMS, sation is to take audience sug- American holiday, the Super Improv.'d performed. Hall) vs. the Jumping Sticky "As the Hour Unwinds" will while Howard got to play a be performed Friday, Feb. 8 and gestions and use them imme- Bowl. The Improv Bowl pils "We're just bowling for B\x)gers Kicks served as refer- pineapple as KaKton tried to dielly to create scenes. The team against team to deter- laughs this year," senior Brad ee, designating various points. Saturday, Feb. 9 at 8 p.m. in figure out how to act the part Godwin Hall room 355. Tickets s*enes usually end up being mine the ultimate improv Ricks, a member of New and strikes and spares to the two of the seven dwarves — all of very funny. team The bowl is the only Improv.'d, said. teams. The competition kicked exist S3 with JAC and S6 without Senior Adam Suritz said, "I ihOM tlul New and Improv.'d There were some new rules off with a game called "Love anil may be purchased at the *Y COMEDIANS, page 17 door. Review Zirkle exhibits pay tribute to patriotism, memories BY SARA SHAWGER Bi BfcTH JBRNIOAN books. sometimes layenng many Contributing writer contributing writer ideas one on top of the other. Across Angelica, jutting neon Rendered in pencil, layered signs break up the horizon with acrvlic paint and laced with _6 4 announcing the presence of chain text, images ll. vit up from an restaurants and gas stations. unknown place in "Kock, rain & Below tlie towering advertise- earth," the neweal exhihit at the If something lies deep ments, every street-side business (Mhcr Galk'ry in Zirkle House waits patiently at the point of a yel- I he show by sophomore enough in the low marquee arrow. "BUY ONK David Abbott draws from his subconscious, there's GET ONI I KM " "NO PAY- memory as a "British person MENTS UNTIL I.ABOR DAY." away from home," and the walks now way that genuine TRYOUR PORK O OS" After he remembers with his family. the events ot Sept. II,many of the Baaed on lamjaranaat Abbott's thought and process marquees, usually used to sell drawings evoke foeunsBoi tamii- can keep it from being products, now promote patriot- iar places in the distance. ism and uVhlt-vsingof God. Experimenting with old put to paper. Junior Kendall Barbery offers a images, collaging them into his collection of intimate. pCMOMd- drawings, Abbott sees the — David \hi".ll si/ed photograpKs documenting importance of "putting things sophomore the* storefront signs in an exhibit in puces they're not meant to titled "marque(c)" tins week M be." Working on Ian pieces of 95 — /irkle I louse's AltWt ffa' ialkiy DAVT KMAflrin pkotogn/Jm graph paper, Abbott's drawings Barbery's crisp, color images This postcard size photo of the marquee outside Pizza Hut displays patriotic words of Sept. U. bevome a dynamic of order vs. The show includes a sketch depict the plash* niarqmv OIB- Amencan Products." ic statements seem undermined all; some viewers may feel that the i haoa The lines of the paper arc bonks with the invitation, "Please plays with slogans SUChM "God "I want people to see the by the inclusion t>f a sales pitch colkvtkn isa testimony to the out- the constraints Of order; the finger through." This seems to be Bless America" and "Pmud lobe imny in it all," Barbery said 9* The fact that Barbery places the pouring t if support for the a uintrv marks he makes interject the tin' theme of die show: finger an American," toco lkil and Mid slH'lvlieves that it Ls neces- photographs on display matted and pnxif ot national pnde chaos that dOM not belong through these random thoughts, BIHBM King send messages high sary for the public to respond to and set in cheap, gold frames "Marque(e)" is showing at Abbott said, "If something ideas ami memories. With this, Into the (KMI blue sky WNM the tragedy in a i ertain wav and implies a tongue-in-cheek com- Zirkle House through Feb. It* lies dix'p enough in the subcon- the viewer can enter into Abbott's Pizza Hut ami the Unenport that "peopleMB building a prof- mentary on consumerism rather Zirkle House la open Monde) scious, there's no way thai gen- world and enjoy. Insulation ( omp.im oflej sup it out ot IneM responses " than a tribute to the Amencan through Thursday from mmn uine thought and pfOCCM can "Rock, rain & earth," is port to the United StBSN through In Barbery's photographk spirit and a unifkxi nation. to 5 p.m. and Fridays and keep it trom Ivmg put to paper." showing at /irkle House a lunch buffet and "Pnmd works, the sincerity of the patnot Tlu* irony may not be seen by Saturdays from noon to 4 p.m. Abbot's pieces begin in a skelch- through Feb. 16. 16 THE BREEZE ITIIURSDAV. I in. 7. 2002 STYLE King's appeal reigns for true fans An appreciation that contin- scary, huh?) and to be perfectly food, food, food. Mid nan enough it would be ues to this day began in the fall honest, I didn't much care to Il turns out that I had under back on my mother's night- of 1997. My best friend invited read anything else. My imagina- estimated my eating prowess, riand as it II had ntrei left And me to an autumn festival hosted tion centered only on those 32- and after four bowls of chili, yet I couldn't stop reading. The by his stepfather's company. page magazines filled with three hot dogs, two hambtirg- pages turned effortlessly; an Outside it was one of those per- entire world was cn\ited tnjkle fect autumn mornings, full of my mind and all I could think oranges, reds, yellows and was: this is amazing! This tan t browns — the kind of October so bad after all' So Inil is what WMrthtf that made you forget IxMik^ .ire like! how depressing autumn can be, All Things Literary The book, ladies and gentle- v\ith the carcasses of dead men, was "Thinner" The author leaves littering driveways and was Stephen King (under the the sun always hiding behind a pen name Richard Bachman). mask of clouds. I vtn time I read the first line of the novel I feel the nostalgia I'd been promised food as by senior writer well — a smorgasbord of chili, manege my brain: "'Thinner,' hot dogs, jambalaya, hamburg- Zak Salih the old Gypsy man with the rot- ers, fried calamari and cotton ting noee whisper* to William candy (this was no low-fat super heroes with extremely ers, a basket of fried calamari 1 lalleck as I lalleck and his wife, autumn festival, mind you) — large muscles and super hero- and numerous bottles of soda Heidi, come Out of the court- but I figured even my eating ines with extremely large (hey, I was celebrating), I lay in house." prowess couldn't handle hour breasts; the last thing I wanted the back of the car watching the I was reminded of my dis- upon hour of food, so I decided was to read row upon row of highway run past me. With a-wry of King's literature — to bring a book along. endless words with no pictures. everyone else asleep and noth- and subsequently, the literature My problem: I had no book Nevertheless, I ran into my ing to do, I rummaged through of other authors — last week, to read. I couldn't bring a selec- mother's room and picked the my backpack, took out the book watching ABC's mess of a tele- tion from my gargantuan comic only book on her nightstand, I'd hastily selected and began to vision miniseries "Rose Red," book collection (think of the shoving it into a backpack and read. I figured the book would written by the man who had warehouse at the end of running outside, stomach keep me busy; it was only 30 weaned me from comic books CHRIS I \H/I'\ nagpkatofnfkn "Raiders of the Lost Ark" — grumbling with the promise of minutes until I returned home. *i TFoFi IAK./".i.v'i■ //- Melinda Trout LeBlnnc uses black and white photos with text overlay In an untltled piece In the New Image Gallery. Review REVIEW Art reflects absence THE CINEMA SCOOP BY JI NNII I R M \< i her husband, in ,i MMC, the Contributing writer wi irks can be seen as collabora- 'Slackers' doesn't make the grade ' I dOffl'l know where he if tion as the title ol the show BUS- I know when he is not." BfiStSi His Absence is BY SCOTT KING "SLACKERS" Schwartzman plays a psychot- decadea ago. If the scene had The WOffdfl are caned into senior writer Palpable." She uses his medical STARRING: ic stalker obsessed with a girl been handled right, it could theemuKion below an image ol \ rays and the dkikal text from As students in a college JASON SCHWARTZMAN named Angela, played by have been hilarious. Instead one the artist, draped in M.uk. -.it- his hospital KCOfds, combined classroom scurry to jot down James King ("Pearl Harbor"), lust cringes, wishing the fflOVfe AND DEVON SAWA ting on the edge of .1 bed, with doodles he left behind lay- ,i inv last words in their blue len minutes into "Slacken/ would end. slumped over with grief. The ered with new and repho- books, the professor exclaims, RATED: R it becomes apparent that seeing No one is likely to care either image is intersected by another tographed Images, . reating "Stop, The midterm has now RUNNING TIME: the movie is a big waste of way if Schwartzman gets the photograph of a freshly laid strong autobiographical world ended." Yet one student 100 MINUTES money. Take "Saving girl or if Sawa and his buddies nave the subtle shift in LeBlam gives consideration wearing sunglasses and hid- NO PAWS Silverman" and "Tomcats" and don't get blackmailed. By the imagery holds the emotional to even aaped of the photo- ing behind a hood keeps on remove anything remotely time the film comes to a close, power of this photograph. graph. The rough, textual sur- writing. The professor then leads a trio ot college bud- funny from both movies and there is no desire toacethachar Reading to the iota of her face of the prints, the black neg- threatens to fail the student, dies who manage to scam the result still would be more actCTI have happy endings. husband, photographer ative space matting the photo- and the student responds by and con their ways all entertaining than "Slackers." instead one hopes that they all Melinda Trout LeBlanc's 15 graph and the ■ r.iU Ned H esth flicking the professor off. through school until the The film's biggest problem is will end up miserable to pay for black and white images on dis- ered effects of the metal tr.mus Finally the student takes up spring of their senior year. it tries too hard to be a generic their idiotic actions. play in the New Image Gallery all emphasize LeBlanc's feeling his test and asks, "Do you Through a slip up, a nerd "American Pie" rip-off and ulti- C- AAins- *«*T**^ ksy £. at Zirkle House are .1 means or of loss. It all adds up to a paintul even know my name?" When played by "Rushmore"'s Jason mately comes off as a crude transferring those feelings of yet powerful bodv ot extremely the professor responds "no," Schwartzman uncovers the Farrelly Brother's movie with- loss into emotiorulK packed £• ■£• 4"- £'• £• Oo OtrmtMy » th* personal work the Itudcnl mixes in his blue trio's latest scheme and black- out the humor. "Slackers' is and •*• thta rrwwp—pa photographs. Often pho- "His Absence is Palpable" is book in with the rest of the mails the group into helping perhaps the most vulgar and tographing herself, her works on display in the Net* image pile, throws them all up in him get a girlfriend. Although disgusting teen comedy recent- caiv tx*«l pnea are mournfully dark and seri- (.alien,' si Zirkle I louse through the air and runs out. the plot sounds quite familiar, ly released. ous. But the\ are also beautiful- Feb. 15. The gallery is open Sound like a good idea for this film isn't like "Get Over One of the worst scenes ly precious and made with Monday through Thursday .i movie? It is the basis of the it" or "She's All That" where depicts Schwartzman giving a obvious affection. LeBlanc's from noon to 5 p D1 , I rul.iv and newly released "Slackers," the audience sympathizes bath to Mamie Van Doren, a 70- method of photography main Saturday from noon to 4 p.m. starring Devon Sawa, ("Final with the lowly geek who can't year-old actress known for the 4> tains ,i Hying relationship with and closed Sunday Destination," "Casper"), who get the dream date. Instead, "sex kitten" roles she played \ Harrisonburg Unitarian Universalists V! Service 10:30 a.m. We respect the inherent worth tuutdtgnlt) of even person and justice, OMEN'S euualit\ aita compassion in human rtlatums. 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Durning, MN, RN-CS, FNP-C All nominations for the 2002 Leadership Celebration are due MONDAY, FEBRUARY 11th Pick up a nomination packet in the Student Organization Services Office 1885 Port Republic Road Harrisonburg, VA Taylor 205A or visit our website at http://www.jmu.edu/ucenter/sos www.brwhc.yourmd.com For more information, please contact Katie Morrow at 568-6673 ore-mail us at [email protected] 433-6613 1.7 miles east of 1-81 exit 245 Bus Route >2 15% CASH PAYMENT DISCOUNT WITH JMU ID Snu THURSDAY, FEB. 7, 2002 I THK BREEZEI 17 Keep it real: Comedians compete for laughs COM K 1)1 AW. tram ptige 1) 'Real World — "Swinging Pendulums of used to buy hxxl tor the Blue them Things proved to be inter- Death." Involving junior Ridge Food Bank. Chicago' update Mting, especially when Steve Jacobs, sophomore Will Freshman Rita Portocarrero Woodhouse started doing Ogle and freshman Jossalyn Mid, I thought it was great. I t ompikd hy Kit> k BY JESS HANEBURY lama/e and yakked in Howard's Thiel, the game's point was to haven't seen it since orientation, i ontributing writer Mm The lucky man turned out have the characters die in var- and this show was really funny." The Biltmore to be Ralston, because seven lit- ious places, multiple times. NltW and Improv.'d plans to Upon revisiting ihc lives of Deejay Mj iom Thursday 10 p.m. - 2 «.m. seven strangers in Chicago on tle people are better than just I.i, ob-. met his fate on a farm host a statewide tournament, Karaoke*Judyi Friday 10 p.m. " X a.m. Tuesday, some Interesting one man or tropical fruit. at the hand of a crazed, trac- where it can compete against developments were discovered. U-Hall took an early lead tor-driving alligator, while shows from all over Virginia. It All You Can Eat Win*-. College Basketball Tonya took her 18 suitcases with their game of playground Ogle bit the dust at a skating hopes to bring more laughs to Monday back to Walla Walla this week so insults, but the Boogers came rink and Thiel paid her dues the |MU campus as well. Suritz Mardi Crai Partyi Tuesday 9 p.m. she could get a kidney problem from behind in a rousing ren- at the happiest place in the said, "We would do this fixed. You know, because there dition of "Bobsleds of world — Disney World. whether people watched us or are no hospitals in Chicago. It's Destiny," starring Suritz and The show closed with not, but making a room full of CALHOUN's lunior Kim Esp. Woodhouse tough to say what was less sur- "Sounds like a Song," where people laugh is a terribly Shakei Thursday S p.m. and Ralston offered spoken Suritz, Woodhouse and prising, seeing the plethora of rewarding experience, and any- Calhoun s Jazzi Friday 7 p.m. subtitles to the play, explain- Ackerman brought the crowd time we can help people have cows or that her boyfriend looks JMU Jazzi Tu.-ida, like he's about 15 years old. In a ing the touching story of two to its feet with Howard on the fun, we feel rewarded.'' conversation with the cows, I kids, the death of their mother guitar strumming country, Ricks said, "We're just a The Highlawn Pavilion mean her boyfriend, Tonya and dreams of bobsleds heavy metal and bluegrass. bunch of cool people hanging explained that she is really the After a brief intermission. The Boogers tied the game out, being funny. If you don't College Ladies Nighti Thursday only stable one in the house. New and Improv.'d came with "Sounds like a Song" and know what you are doing, you Q101 Ladies Nighti Saturday Perhaps that kidney problem is back, ready to battle to the everyone left a winner. might just do something crazy. Fat Tuesdays - Mardi Cras Partyi going to her brain. It still isn't death. Thev did just that in The show's proceeds were That's improv" Tuesday 10 p.m. clear why she signed up to leave her man and join the Chicago Dave's Taverna cast in the first place. Popular horror satiates reader Local Acoustic Musici Tuesday Kyle and Kerri's love saga JMU Jazzi Wednesday finally has commenced. It's POPCIAR.from page 16 into the little pocket of horror and sounds that recall arf good that Kyle at least .nimitttil back into the world of novels I'd that King has planted on my adolescence 1 left behind how attracted he is to Kerri but forgotten since 1992. The only literary palette, a pocket that (sometimes regretfully) long Ma in street frar < grU( he still contends that he will not word to describe what I saw on only King can satiate. ago. I have a shelf in my bed- cheat on his "fairy tale rel.ilion television is disgusting. Why I always will read and room crowded with paper- Tribute to Metallica- Battery. Sol Tribei ship" girlfriend, whom lie la not did I even bother to watch that draw allusions to King, not back editions of his works, Saturday 10 p.m. JAC 16 even officially with right now. show. I asked myself during a because I feel obliged for what thousands of pages of imagi- Jamacian Reggae-Midnight. Soldiers Cah Armyi Kerri is experiencing some daydreaming episode in cbkM he has done for me in term1- of native catharsis. A friend Tuesday 9 p.m. IS denial of her feelings for Kyle The last two King books l'w rt\ulin£; I will do it out of wants me to sell them all, but Covertunes- Lucky Town. Plague Dogsi — most likely to protect herself reviewed — "Dreamcatcher" respect, the respect one gives a I know 1 never will. Wednesday 9i30 p.m. $5 from a letdown. Kyle started an and the Talisman sequel, "Black teacher, mentor or parent. Almost every reader has a awkward com creation in bed I louse" — both have been weak Regardless of what I write favorite author, a writer who explaining that he is torn and less than spectacular. about his novels, regardless of means something to him or The rVrrfu) do^geJr between his girlfriend and So why not just drop him the fact that his skill and her, a writer who inspires and "going out and having a good like the nrm erbial sack of prowess are fading like a ghost makes one think differently Meet the Artist- Dave Curtisi Friday time" while he's in Chicago. bricks and go on to the other into some ethereal forest night, about the world. For some, it's Open Mic. Poetry Reading! Tuesday 7iJ0 p.m. Uncomfortable silence followed authors on my shelf, everyone I always will respect him. Tolstoy. For others, it's as Kyle and Kerri exchanged from Annie Proulx to Philip Novels like "It," "Carrie," Shakespeare, Dante, Greene, Women s Vocalist Night for Singer-Songwritersi glances in hopes of determinni); Koth to Saul Bellow, authors "Misery," "Desperation" and Hemingway, Conrad, Poe, Wednesday 8 p,m. what the other was thinking. much more mature in their "The Cycle of the Werewolf" Melville — well, for me, it's The usually mature, com- topics and execution? Who are works that defined my King, and regardless of how posed Kerri threw a hissy fit has time for vampires and childhood and instigated my immature his name sounds The Little Grill when Kyle's friend came to t Wl haunted houses anymore? triumphant return to the wedged between Greene and Rachel Austim Thursday Mo p.m. because she had to compote lor And yet, as I thought back world of novels and words Melville, he will be that one Open Stagei Friday 9 p.m. Kyle's attention. She managed through all the King novels without pictures. inspirational, influential to ruin their visit by bitterly sit- I've read and where I discov- His stories have the ability author for me. I'll never be Larry Krrli Saturday 9i30 p.m. f 10 ting in the comer while Kyle ered them, read them and fin- to evoke horrifying scenes ashamed of that, regardless of tned to have a good rime. Kerri ished them ("The Stand" on and benign happenstances the connotations that surface AUUJU could be in for a big letdown in the back porch of my house, with the imagination of the when one mentions "popular the next few weeks if she con- "Rose Madder" in 10th grade wildest entertainer and the horror." The Literati, with all Andy Gallagher, Thursday 9i3o p.m. tinues to behave in a jealous, chemistry class), I realized sincerity of the most their elitist conceptions, can go Jim 6 Jenny and the Pinetopsi Friday possessive manner. why I've never really desert- respectable American writer. live their "Frasier"-esque lives Next week looks like a ed King. In spite of every- King's tales speak of contem- with more "respectable" writ- Karaokei Saturday 9 p.m.-I a.m. doozie: Tonya flipping out, thing else I read, in spite of porary America with all its ers. 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V(IPB THURSDAY, FEB. 7, 20021 THE BREEZE 119 "I feel for David Fanning because L- The stars are he works so hard to get good coming out looks, and when it comes down to crunch time, he's exhausted." Senior writer Khalil Garriott previews (he NBA SHERMAN DIIXARD All-Star game. men's basketball coach Sec story P'C* 21 PORTS SM story below FOOTBALL MEN'S BASKETBALL Matthews Charity stripe woes cost Dukes cited for BY DAN BUDNYK Williams netted a near perfect contributing writer five out of six field goals in the In a week associated with first half. The Dukes headed possession dramatic finishes, Monday into halftime with the momen- night's basketball game tum courtesy of a buzzer-beat- Freshman quarterback between the Dukes and the er by sophomore forward Clayton Matthews was cited College of William & Mary Dwayne Broyles, bringing for underage possession of Tribe was no exception. It JMU within 2. alcohol Jan. 25. took several clutch free The tempo of the second JMU police charged throws in the final minute half was set early by the Matthews, coach Mickey and a half to break a 56-56 supreme inside play of Matthews' son, at 10:45 p.m. deadlock and lead the Tribe to Dukes forward junior Pat with possessing alcohol out- a 63-58 victory in front of Mitchell, who came off the side of McGraw-Long Hall. 4,660 in attendance at the bench to score his fourth Matthews' court appear- Convocation Center. double-double of the season ance for the misdemeanor The Dukes out-muscled with 10 points and 10 charge has been set for Feb. 14. and out-hustled W&M, but rebounds in only 23 minutes. "Clayton will be treated this could not overcome a 54- Mitchell and junior center the same as any student ath- percent free throw percentage Ian Caskill, (8 points, 5 lete," Athletic Director Jeff and a dismal two for 15 from rebounds) had to make up Bourne said. "It draws a lot of 3-point range. for the limited play of big attention, being the coach's The game plan for the Tribe men junior Jerian Younger son, but he didn't get any spc was clear and simple. W&M and senior Tim Lyle who were bothered by nagging cial treatment." coach Rick Boyages said, "Our Bourne said that punish- plan was to keep (David) injuries. Fven though they ment for alcohol related Fanning under control and keep lacked the size in the paint, offenses is handled internally them under 60 points, and then the Dukes still controlled the by the team's coaching staff. we can pick up a victory." boards, grabbing 12 more Matthews' punishment has They nearly accomplished rebounds than the Tribe. not been made public by the this goal, holding junior guard The game remained within coaching staff. Fanning to 12 points, 6 short of his In the fall of 1999, then- season average. Fanning used his -46- freshman basketball player impressive quickness and ball Pat Mitchell was cited for the handling to create open shots for Our plan was to keep same charge and was sus- the team as well as himself. pended for two games by "I feel for David Fanning (David) Fanning under coach Sherman Dillard. because he works so hard to get control and keep them Mitchell was fined S50 and good looks, and when it comes ordered to serve 50 hours of down to crunch time, he's under 60 points... community service. exhausted," JMU coach Sherman —from staff reports Dillard said after the game. — Rick Bovaees W&M had four players score W&M basketball coach in double figures, including sen- ior captain Cody Carbaugh, who spent much of the game -55 with the difficult task of guard- ing Fanning. range for the Dukes with a 10-0 "It's all about preparatitHi," run midway through the second Carbaugh said. "[The coachesi half, capped off by a phenome- give us tile game film and tell us nal coast-to-coast drive by what plays are going to be nan Fanning. With 6:48 left in the and you just leam. Sherman game. Fanning weaved his way [Rivers] did an awesome iob on between the Tribe defenders, him also, so when I was sitting finishing with a behind the on the bench watching Sherman back, crossover dribble before defend [Fanning], I learned a lot laying it in to give the Dukes a from Sherman." 53-47 advantage. The Tribe After exchanging leads dur- t» night back with a run of their ing the opening 10 minutes, the own, which included a crucial 3- Tribe went on a 12-0 run led by point/free throw combination senior forward Mike Johnson. by W&M freshman guard Nick The Dukes battled back behind D'Antoni wim 3:12 to play in Rio* Courtesy of JMU PHdHXiRAPHY sophomore guard Chile Freshman Clayton Matthews Junior guard David Fanning turns the comer during a game where he faced tough defensive pressure. Williams' 10 first-half points. see DUKES, page 2i AND THE SAGA CONTINUES... AARON GRAY SALT LAKE '02 USA on gold rush A simple equation in the NFL We got a rare chance to see Patriots then Glenn did. nition. Dec. 15, Gramatua BY CATHY HARASTA A medal count in the mid- Best Worst Team Player The Dallas Morning News 21 ts is reasonable, although 30 is the NFL in its finest hour this of the Year kicked a 42 yard held goal to For now, all that glitters If .1 not out of the question. past weekend. A 20-17 victory Patriot wide receiver Stadium of the Year put his c ardinals up 3-0 in Ihe first quarter at Giants Stadium. golden opportunity. for the New Fngland Patriots Terry Glenn is the perfect Veteran's Stadium, home of Following a post-kick celebra- Team USA heads for the Powerhouses return over the favored St. I mus Rams example of a team player. the Philadelphia Eagles, is one Utah hills aiming to finish atop Germany, Norway and was the biggest upset since |oe Glenn was suspended for the of the oldest stadiums in Ihe tion (leaping in the air like he jus! won the game), he tore the the Winter Olympics' medals nations formerly part of the Namath and the Jets surprised first four games of the season league. In this year's preseason, ACL in his non-kicking right chart for the second time. The Soviet Union will field their usual the Baltimore Colts in Super by his team for missing a the visiting Baltimore Ravens Salt Uke Winter Games indeed powerhouses Hxpect a \v\\ ath Bowl III. Join IN SS I shod light drug test. He also was inac- refused to play there Aug. 13 kmv. I le wouldn't have had to could be a gold mine for the letes from non traditional winter on some of the events that tive because of injury and a due to problems with the artifi- sit out Ihe rest of the season if he had just nude a snow angel in home sports locales — speedskaters shaped this past year in the NFL contract dispute during the cial turf. How did this happen? nation, play- (n>m I long Kong and cross coun- and try to predict what will hap- mid-season. He was sus- Did they fire the field mainte- the end /one. ing host this try skiers from Kenya — to touch pen next season. pended again for the Dec. 2 nance crew? month to its hearts as those competitors race game against the lets because Recently, there have been What's Next? first Winter with no shot at medals. Coach of the Year he refused to practice. developments concerning So you want to win a Super Olympics "it* Regrettably, a broken leg last It has to go to the defensive Don't worry, it gets better. Philadelphia's cheerleaders. Bowl, huh? If you have the best since 1980. SALT LAKE 2002 August cost Austrian alpine star genius known as Bill Belichick Reportedly, the details of a regular season record in the NFL, of the Patriots. He somehow known peep hole from Ihe visit- it doesn't mean anything. Over US. ath- Hermann Maier his chance to 6 i- letes should 999 add to his Olympic med.il- COl came up with a defensive ing team's locker mom into the the List five seasons, the best team feel at home lection. And a Kick injury forced KMflM thai torched a Rams What will happen cheerleaders' dressing room in the NFL couldn't win the game in venues near old mining the retirement of Norway's Bjom offense that was ranked first in have been publicized. that counted towns, where quests for gold Daehlie. the Nordic skiing great. the league. next? It's a simple Apparently, other learns in the No team likes to see its quar- and silver consumed another before C >lympn fans got a 1 haute With all the hoopla about league have known about this. terback go down with an injury, century's dreamers. In this sto- to sav, "l ioodbve I 'aehlie " the quarterback position equation: Uncertain So that's why they lired the fWd but kx>k at the past three Super Bowl champion teams rWovesil ried setting. Team USA could With some of the familiar heading into the postseason. quarterback + maintenance crew. double its all-time best Winter international standouts missing, Belichick decided to focus on 1 don't know what the beer ago, quSftefbeck Trent Green Olympics medal haul of 13. [he I'St K s pntlii lion of an all- the defense Patriot corner crushing defense = sales are like there, but the went down with an injury early in Only once has the United lime medals high for its team backs snubbed the flashy sportsmanship portrayed by the Ihe lesson. In comes this Stall's finished atop the medals might have been too OOnWrVI revivers from Oakland in the Lombardi trophx peaceful Philly faithful is among unknown CFL player (Warner). chart at a Winter Olympics, win- live. Based on results, Team New Fngland snow. After the the best in the league. That's The ex-grocery bagger wins the ning 12 medals at the [912 Like USA could double its best per- AFC Championship, the terri- why there's an entire court Super Bowl for the Rams and is Placid Games formance, if the top medal con- ble tolls in Pittsburgh were establishment with a judge and named the MVP last year, Trent But the Games also could be tenders prevail only good for wiping up Iron When he missed more a pmsecutor inside Ihe stadium. Dilfer tix>k over for an injured a pressure-cooker for the 211- "What matters is thai if* City tears. team meetings and practices, Thev deal with all the issues that Tony Banks and led the Baltimore DMDlbtf home team, despite and ,1 hall minutes on the ice," Three costly turnovers com- Belichick suspended Glenn arise at a typical NFI. game: Ravens to the promised land. success on the World Cup ski said reigning world and U.S. mitted by the Rams continued the from Ihe playoffs. He was drunk in public, lighting, cheer- Drew Bledsoegoes down this year slopes, sled tracks and ice rinks figure skating champion defensive trashing in New supposed to stand trial later ing for the other team and get- and lorn Brad\ lakes the helm this season. Home ice and snow Michelle Kwan, favored to win Orleans. Belichick had good cov- this month for assaulting his ting your teeth knocked out. 1 What will happen next? It's a can exert inordinate pressure the gold medal aftei capturing a er.ige on the explosive Ram ex-girlfriend. So while his like Philadelphia, good people. simple math equation: Uncertain and raise expectations, espevul 1°98 Olympic silver medal. "It ICOaVCa Snd Ms defensive line team was making their run at quarterback * crushing defense = ly in light of the U.S. Olympic will be, TXin't talk. |iist skat.' '" blitzed at the right times St. the Super Bowl, he decided to Kicker of the Year Ixxnbaidi trophy. Committee's announced target The challenge to "just skate" Louta quarterback Kurt Warner sue the NFL. Gimme a break Adam Vinatieri's 48-yard of 20 medals. or Just tkt or Just drives bobsled said the only team that could heat I don't know if he got •' winning field goal in the Super Aaron Gray is a sen- "I'll be thrilled with 20," gels thornier when fans' scruti- the Rams was the Rams them- ring or not, but if he did, they Bowl was arguably one of the ior SMAD major O I S" « president Sandra Baldwin nv intensifies. selves. But I believe it was the should lake it away from him best finishes to any Super Bowl who HSFNSS his said. "It was a real stretch when "Certainly, there will be nigged defensive pn-ssure fmm and give it to the referee from in history. emsMom "i fab/tm we made thai prediction the Pats, COadttd by Belichick, Ihe AFC Divisional playoff But he didn't get my vole. year at Bristol 1 Anything over 20 will be icing on that sacked Warner three times game against the Raiders. He I think Cardinal kicker Bill univtrktu I s .fwge22 and picked him off twice. Gramatua recital MOM recog- the cake. We're very excited." played a bigger role for the to 201 THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, FEB. 7. 2(M)2 SPORTS From Chamonix to Salt Lake City Looking back on great moments from Winter Olympic history Henn OreiHer (France) won two golds and Peggy Fleming (United 1924 one bron/c in Alpine skiing and was ihc most States! look home the 1986 Chamonix, France NCOSSSftll athlete of the 1948 Winter Games. gold in women's figure IOC voted to have the Summer and Winter Barbara Ann Scott (Canada) became the first skaling. Initially organized as an International Winter Olympics in different years starting in I994. North Amencan to win a gold in figure skating. U.S. speed skaters The Games would be held alternately every two Sports Week, the Games at Chamonix were not Gretchen Fraser (United States) captured Mary Meyers, Dianne officially recogni/cd as the first Winter years, with the Winter Games in the same years gold in the women's slalom, the United States' Holum and Jennifer Fish as lOCCCr*S World Cup. Olympics by me International Olympic first skiing medal. triple-tied for silver in the Committee until 1925. Five sports were repre- 500-meter event sented: Nordic skiing, fig- Jean-Claude Killy 1988 ure skating, speed skat- 1952 (France), the host coun- Calgary, Canada ing, bobsled and luxkev. Oslo, Norway USOC AHCHIV try's favorite son. won Canada established its For Ihc first lime since 1968, Germany and Japan were allowed to com- gold medals in all three Alpine skiing events. reign as hockey champions by The Games were dubbed the "Killympics." demonstration sporis (curling, short winning the gold in the first pete for tlK" firs! time since World War II. The track speed skating and freestyle four Winter Olympics Oslo Games marked the first time the skiing) were included. Speed skat- Anders Haugen (United Olympics were held in a Scandinavian 1972 ing events were moved indoors. country. States) was logged in as com- Sapporo, Japan Alberto Tomha (Italy) look two ing in fourth in the ski jump, Andrea Mead (United Stales) was vic- gold medals in ihc men's slalom. but a calculation error dis- torious in the slalom and giant slalom, becom- The Sapporo Games were ihe first Winter Maiti Nykanen (Finland) won covered in 1974 showed he ing the first U.S. athlete to win two golds in a Olympics held outside of Europe anil Ihe Uniled Winter Olympus gold in all three ski jump events. really placed third. At age States They also marked Ihe first time all three Bonnie Blalr (United States) 83, Haugen was awarded Hjalmar Andersen (Norway) won golds in medals in one discipline were won hy a non- captured the first of three consec- his bronze medal the l.50()-meter.5. i i SPORTS THURSDAY, FEB. 7, 2002 I THK BREBZEI2I Dukes drop OUT OF BOUNDS KHALIL GARRIOTT another close CAA game Size will matter in All-Star game UVKES,fromiiage\9 It's go time. Halrwaj high flying acts. He is joined by Tim Duncan and Minnesota big kicks. (And if you're looking for worldwide popularity that MJ the game, giving the Tribe a 2- through the 2001 02 NBA m two 76en>, Iverson and goofy man Kevin Garnett. Even the word "arguably," it's not has had lor years. But he leads a poinl advantage. son, we have seen comebacks, center Dikembe Mutombo, in though these mid-season games there. He is, hands down, the group of BMN HMITOi that will After JMU junior center setbacks, superstars and super thfl starting lineup, alongside rarely involve much strategy, greatest ever. Period.) look to run the ball and run it Kenny Whitehead's two free upsets But throw all that out the Jordan and Boston's Antoine something tells me that West Another star on a mission is often. I predict that the I astern throws tied the game with 1:36 wfndott Sunday al ^ p.m., when Walker The East All star- m coach Don Nelson (Dallas) will Erancis, who finally is finding squad's quickness will get them left, the Tribe took over, outscor- the Eastern Conference and generally known as smaller and try to utilize his team's size his niche with the Rockets out to an early lead, but the ing the Dukes 7-2 in the last Western Conference All-Stars tip quicker compared to their West advantage When in doubt, just Making his first All-Star appear- West's size will be tint much to minute of the game, including off in what should be I run-and- opponents. But even with dump the ball to Shaquille and ance, Francis will attempt to kindle down the stretch. Look five out of six free throws in the gun type of game. Jordan, Iverson and Carter in the watch him abuse Mutombo. prove why his selection wasn't a for a balanced scoring attack last 35 seconds to seal the victory. This year's fcstiutu-. .m- in lineup, East coach Byron Scott Many of the participants in fluke, but will be guarded by the from both teams, with either "We've got to convert our free HiiUlelphia, home of the team (Nw lersey) could face some this 5|$| annual All-Star Came league's leading thief in Iverson, Duncan or Bryant Liking home throws," Pi I lard said "When mat won the I .ist last year before formidable matchup problems. have different things to prove. who will look to represent his the MVP tn>phy Final store in a you go 12 for 23 from the line, I* ring io the I aters In tin-1 knob Then again, we all know that Believe it or not, Jordan may home crowd in Philly. shootout: W,M U$ I Mt9ti you're not going to win ball I.ist SIMMHI'S game s.m Ihe Cast NBA All-Star games aren't about have the most to prove. That's Many could make the argu- Just a link* note: Britney games, especially dose ones." come back in a thrilling 111-110 matchups When it comes down why he returned: to put all the ment that Nets point guard Spears will lx- headlining per- The Dukes had several poa victory ovtrShaq & Co. Pull ttme to it, the winning team usually nay sayers and critics in their Jason Kidd should be starting fonnenatthefaetivtbei she per- vssions in the last minute, but bailer and part time thug Allen has more street ball skills and place. But above all, he is back to for the East. But look who he forms Saturdas at II a nv the Tribe's defense clamped fvcnotl was certainly "The better killer crossovers. The prove to himself that he is still would have to beat out in voting Khahl Ganioti i< a tophmon down and eliminated any Answer," scoring 2^ points t. warn Western Conference All-stars are king of the court. I le'll be on the — Jordan and Iverson. Kidd SMAD major who wouldn't mfefl a chances of a come back. JMLf MVP honcre. But even with the much bigger at almost every floor with some younger ver- probably would win the Hntmy jvrfoniumy tor the nvrU. dropped to 10-10 on the year and addHfton <>t the ban of all time — position, and it all starts with sions of himself, i.e.. Carter, league's MVP award if it were but Mff in out hi - ftfJJ 3-8 in the conference. Michael Jordan — this year's out- Shaq Daddy in the middle. Bryant, Tracy McGrady, Iverson given out today, leading his asleep, is requesting ^^\ The IXikes face conference- come might be much different Fallow teammate Kobe Bryant and Francis. It is anyone's guess team to the best record in the svmeone to tape il 'or ' • -* leading University of North Vince Carter led the entire will join O'Neal in the starting as to how the young guns will East. To his detriment, he does- him. A Itir^i none Carolina Wilmington at noon league in balloting for the third Bvc alongside Houston guard fore anhwl the best player to n't put up nearly as many shots tary reward is said t Saturday in the Convo. conaecutive season with his Stavifl Erancis, Spurs forward ever lace up a pair of basketball as Iverson and doesn't have the to be offered.