. . ENTIA·N voL. XCVll·NO. 5 LA_WRENCE UNIVERSITY.' APPLETON. . WISCONSIN 54911 - FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 6. 1981 prof retirement reviewed Troy: Belfast diarist by Chris Mathews education to receive .a quarte; to 70. With this legislation in At their last meeting in Oc- .. of a million dollar, "Fund for effect, college faculty members by M;na Messner streets when rioting would tober the board of truste(!s ap- the 80's" grant. These grants will be required to stay on for It was undoubtedly clear to break out. The people involved rovfd a ne~ earzy retirement are intended to provide th,e five additional years before many in ·Trever Lounge Tues­ with the center composed a club p ogram for- the Lawrence means for these colleges and qualifying for retirement day evening that Mike Troy, a of 700 members who occupied rculty. The - pregra.m universities to develop pro· benefits. For faculty members 1980 Lawrence University an abandoned linen mill. The : res,ents the cuhajnation of grams whi!fh will guarantee nearing retirement age and who graduate, is still profoundly af­ purpose of the club had been to ~h~ int.ensive efforts of Vice continued _ excellence in no longer' desire to teach, this fected by what he has .seen and establish a place where young President for Financial Affairs teaching quality in the area of federal law will force them to experienced ,during his past people could come together to Mar Wrolstad and Dean of humanities. Lawrence is exten- stay on at the expense of the year in Northern Ireland. Troy, enjqy themselves. "With all the academic quality of the school a Watson Fellowship recipient, tensions and problems going on and students. studied how the children of Nor· outside," Troy recalls. "it was Lawrence is confronting them· Ireland are affected by such a joy to see kids actually these 'problems of the 80's' stress that is bred by the social having a good time.'' He also through implementation of the and political pressures surroun· tells of the positive influence ear}y retirement program, sup- ding th'e bitter conflict between the club had·on young "hoods": . plemented by an 'anticipatory the Catholics and Protestants. "They found something they While studying · the effects of hiring' scheme. Anticipatory could believe in-a kind of con­ these pressures, Troy also in­ tinuity. It was a place away hiring simply implies the hiring vestigated the ways children from the riots.'' of new faculty in anticipation of try to deal with them. Troy, Troy referred to Ireland as " a the retirement of current facul­ however, experienced an ty members. This concept, in understandable degree of conjunction with the 'phase frustration Tuesday night as ne retirement' plan, should pro· tried to convey the consequent vide· for a smooth and con­ attitudes and behavior of the tinuous flow of qualified pro· young people that result from fessors. living -in such a turbulent en­ The creation and introduction vironment. Having lived there of an early retirement program for a year, ·Troy has come to at Lawrence in no way indicates understand that it is not only a a desire to 'push out' older religious. conflict, but "a com­ Mar Wrolstad Michael Hittle faculty members in favor of plex y.reb of issues" that younger Ph.D.'s. Rather, the characterizes the confusion, Faculty Micheal Hittle to ding its program to cover ·an 'phase retirement' plan is frustration, and trauma of the Mike Troy develop,...a retirement program _academic areas. designed to encourage faculty which would accommodate the situation: "While living there, The Andrew Mellon Founda­ members considering ·early issues come to affect you. The1:e society of paradoxes,' ' in which academic; community - of tion initiated the grant pro· retirement to contil)ue in their is a-popular saying in Ireland "good things are contradicted Lawrence University. gram in response to several pro· contribution to -the Lawrence that if you're not confused, by tragedy." Troy recalls, The new, retireme;nt program hlems confronting higher Community. The· goal of this _ then you don't know what's go- "despite the violence . and provides faculty members with education facilities around the conscientiously designed, early ing on.'' outrage, there is a great kind· the option.of retiring at an age nation. One major- problem in· retirement' §ystem is to main­ Though actual work' on his ness on behalf of the people." as early as 62 .. '"'l'bis is ip. con­ volves the bleak-job market for tain the academic quality of study was confined to the Interestingly, he applied the trast to the mandatory federal young- Ph.D. graduates. The Lawrence' through a healthy psychology department of paradoxical nature of Northern retirement age of 70 which will lack of available jobs at mix of older, dedicated faculty Queen's · University and the Ireland to the youth club in become effective in the summer academic institutions is preven­ and younger, enthusiastic pro- · Child Psychiatric Clinic in which he worked: "I saw a of 1982. In-addition, the pro­ ting these young, ·creative fessors. Belfast, Troy was involved in microcosm of Ireland within the gram includes a phase retire­ minds from contributing to the The policy was proposed and his research in various other club, _as one night hundreds of ment plan. Under this approach academic community. The accepted at the Trustee Board ways. While attending Queen's teenagers were dancing to faculty members of retirement Mellon Foundation is seeking meeting on October 23, anµ will . University, Troy resided in Ar- disco, enjoying themselves. At age may' alternativ~ly cpoose to to curtail the detrimental long be put into effect during the doyn, an all-Catholic ghetto in . the same time I looked out the take on a reduced class load term • ramifications presented comipg year. Although not en· the northern part of Belfast. window and saw a group of 14 ·while retaining·the status of a by this situation, most notably tirely unique, Lawrence is one Within this ghetto, Troy came and 15 year old members of a full member of the faculty. the eventual decline of qualified of 9nly a few private univer· into contact with many kids junior disciplinary branch of Partial funding for . this new .educators- sities to implement such a through his involvement in the the IRA negotiating wit~ a cou· retirement system is being pro­ Another potential problem in­ system for tenure professors community's youth center. The pie of our members outside our vided by a grant from the An- " volves the federal mandate to and has high expectations for it Youth Center was Ardoyn's . club. It seems that one of o~r drew Mellon Foundation. be issued n~xt year which will to enhance and broaden the answer to the problem of trying kids ha~ stolen a car, and this Lawrence University is one of raise the retirement age from 65 vitality of LU faculty. to keep the young off the con ti,wed on page seuen several institutions of higher Part Two LaWrence/Mil. Downer Inerg~r - the saga continues_ · Editor's tw · "Milwaukee-Downer.was confi- ' strained relations, both Irvin recognition is Assistant agreed upon a't the time of the Mote:·. Th"is is.part· . o , d D I · · d of a· two part · th dent of its worth but wasn t an a e receive war,m University Librarian Carol merger. In effect, Milwaukee­ Downer College · lives on Lawrencl CoUe;';;"tt1l:::Ukee~· sure thal Lawrence appreciated welc?mes at Lawren_ce and_h~ve Butts. She has taken charge of DowMr me• T.'h" k ·t "· She recalls that some continued to remam satisfied preserving the Milwaukee·. through the women of ,ger. is wee ex· i . h th · h Downer archives and pictures Lawrence University. This was plores the effo"rts . of ad- L·awrence faculty members throug out eir year~ ere. a natural a;d perfectly logical ministrators and facult to· · seemed reluctant to accept a~- For Professor Dale, what had of Milwaukee-Downer College make the · ,f h y d't' I members to their been a sad ordeal transformed worpen. She also takes charge situation for, as Professor Irwin marriage o t e two i 10na h · t · uite · a pleasant ex· of displaying this memorabilia ·sees it, " if the name had not schools a smooth and har· respective departments, w o in ? q "I' b h been put· on the diplomas, the monious one were concerned of over· penence: ve een very appy during Alumnae Weekend in b M · M · · · d d Moreover some here. I was glad for the change June. union of the colleges would Y ona essner crow e ness. f' It · ·d the opportunity to come to Milwaukee-Doy.ner College have been an absorption and One u I t f the Lawrence acu Y an n,or unate O Lawrence. The faculty was very does, in fact, live on in many not a merger. Indeed, if kind to me.'.' aspects at Lawrence. One way -Lawrence would have gone on Professor Irvin observes that is visible to every woman who being Lawrence College, the in the last 17 years there have graduates from Lawrence. The $13 · million would have gone been several concessions made name "Milwaukee-Downer Col­ elsewhere.'' both on the part of Lawrence as lege" is ·printed below Lawrence Probably the most stunning well as Milwaukee-Downer University on every woman:S reminder of Milwaukee-Downer alum.nae . in an effort to diploma. This .tradition was continued.on page three strengthen the ties between them. Deserving much credit r are President Warch and former President Smith who, says Irvin, "hav~ bee~ extreme­ Reagan Re-evaluated ...... page 3 ly sensitive to Milwaukee­ M' · TEAKWOOD' ROOM Downer alumn_ae.'' Through Chili Reviewed ...... · ... ·...... page 4 •. dwaukee-Downer's transi- resented the fact that some of various addresses to the alum· NJ.on~ . remembered Professor tlie tenured faculty . 0J nae, they have expressed. Pretenders Return ...... ·. · ... page 4 ~ory Irvin, is that for a - Milwaukee-Downer were hir~ Lawrence's pride to be af- t!iere existed a at the 1expense of some of t e ' filiated with Milwa~k~e­ Football Recappe·d ..: ...... page 8 ~ between the - younger Lawrence faculty ~ho Downer and to share m . its :l.>owner · and had only been· here a short time. heritage. Also deserving .. faculties. But despite this short span of_ Page 2 The LA WR:ENTIAN November 6. 1981

Member of the THE ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATE LAWRENTIAN PRESS HJ . ' " (306680) Vol. XCVII-No. 5 Friday 6 November 1981 Phones: Office: ext. 6768. Bus iness Mgr., ext. 6863, Editor-in­ New·Deal, RaW Deal no deal Chief. exl. 6559. Publis hed weekly during t he school year. except during examination periods by The Lawrentian of Lawrn~ce ' policy. H.L. Mencken said that crick in 20th Century American University. Printed by The Bulletin. Inc. of Appleton. Deadline To the Editors: there is a simple a17swe~ f~r politics to gain support for for copy is 8 °p.m. Wednesday nig ht. All copy ha~ded into the It is. of course, impossible to every complex problem; 1t · 1s political movement. To ~ Lawrentian must be typed, but names may be omitted upon re­ know just exactly how future concise, direct, and wrong. It, '~Red! " was the meal ticket fo quest. Yearly subscriptions $9.00, overseas air.mail $_21. seamail historians will view Ronald the antj-labor movement as Well $8. Second class postage paid at Appleton, Wisconsin. . ...,,j would seem the Double Dealers Reagan . His .s tatus ?s have yet to consider this as a large number of politicos .... enlightened statesman or 1g· possibility, as they cu~ every through the 1920's, 40's lllld norant scapegoat, prophet or , 50's. Now our President ~ants pinhead, will depend on the social program's budget to lower the Defense Dept's us to sit dowi_i for a meal of the benefits or burdens bestowed same garbage. - Clearly, the on future generations by deficits. "I have a foreign policy." OK; Soviets are making. aggressive Reagan's actions today. Of moves to protect their in­ course, this doesn't stop the but what? Sen. Wjlliam Prox­ mire said the Reagan Ad· ter..ests; but building the MX guessing today: will hardly change that. To President Reagan is a strong ministration will sell arms to anyone under any cir­ pour untold billions into the man instigating a powerful sand of Nevada while praying political movement. He is not cumstances. At the same time, we are cutting our embarass­ never to use the missiles is 8 the first American Presitlent in Double Deal for every hungry such a position in ·this century. i n g ly small " amounts of economic aid to poor nations or thinking person. - ' There have been TR with his History · will laugh at Square Deal, FDR with his New and lessening our support for ho-. the IMF Imm credit to the Reagan's paranoia about DeaJ. Harry Truman with his Russia (that our European Fair Deal. But what to call Third World. In dealing out tli:e 1981 - The year that wasn't Reagan's deal? The Dirty pie of resources to the Third allies do not share-if refusal to At this time in 1979, the campus was embroiled in the Deal?--no, that was Nixon's. World Reagan is offering dic­ harbor mo~e qf our missiles is The Raw Deal, maybe?-no, it's tators an enviable deal, the poor an indication) ' just as 'we now volatile issue of the closing of the four small houses. laugh at the wild-eyed Red In 1980, the national elections loomed only one day probably half-cooked. Our a Double Deal. have seen four American Scare politics of our past. But away. leader's world view pits the in­ "i° dustrialized · Northern war,s in my lifetime." This can't for now we will probably only But on November 6, 1981, the most gripping issue fac­ hear the cries of people ·who will ing the campus is the greedy carrel-mongering of a band of Hemisphere against the .be contr;i.dicted; but it's no ex­ underdeveloped Southern cuse f9r conjuring up. the ghost suffer for the selfishnes!!, of the · Mudd-dwellers. Double Deal. " From hotbeds of intellectual precocity and political ac­ Hemisphere; it places West of the Red Menace to set a mood for No. 5. It's the oldest -TEDFRANTI tivism, college campuses have been transformed into against East, rich against poor, retreats for dutiful career preparation, and Lawrence is cer­ whites against blacks. Due to ... / tainly no exception. The argument, of course, is an old one,' the many dichotomies that but the extensity of the malady is easily overlooked. Reagan hopes to preserve for With the priority re-direction which simultaI1;eously future generations, his move­ ment deserves a name that elevated self-directed restraint and a hr.and of responsibility reflects that ~mphasis on Vie·w from the Pew which stems solely from lack of imagination, came a lessen­ dualities. How about The Dou· ing of both ideological conviction and creative instinct. ble,Deal? To the Editors: the same way a Christian (hav· Even the efforts of those who do choose to involve It seems to fit: Reagan is a There wa~ some ing Christ within) should be lov· themselves in the life of the University are too often bogged traditionalist in the worst · misunderstanding last wee~ ing and be concerned about the down in thoughtless maintenance of procedure or a pro­ sense; he sees no need to at­ about the table tents that were individual. When they are nounced disinclination to effect, or even pursue, a result tempt to reconcile any of the put out to publicize ·the Large ready for and ask about significantly removed from precedent. traditional political polarities. Group meeting for Lawrenc~­ spiritual things then• it should The Housing Coffi:mittee, for example, recently spent an He is hoping that · enough Christian Fellowship. As the co­ be disc;ussed. hour long meeting laboring to discover different designa­ Americans come out on top so ordinators of the · group we we are not an exclusive ell· tions for the concept " party." Inter-fraternity Coul:}cil has that the losers will be dis­ would like to clear up - any que and do not want to present dedicated considerably more time to the question of whether counted or forgot ten. He seems misconceptions. ourselves as such. There are no or not potentially reinstated house mothers should be older. to be forgetting that- a It seems that many were of­ memberships or dues required · or younger than 45. The University committees on Instruc­ democracy is judged as much fended by the· statement "Do : to attend our meetings. People tion and Academic Planning are at each others throats by how it treats its minorities You Have Death ·Insurance? are free to attend whenever determining exactly who had the jurisdiction to circulate as its majorities (by definition It's a matter of Death and Life" they can and want to come. We ballots proposing a ne·w fall calendar. Lawrentian editors the majority will get its way, so that appeared on the table tent. are Christians first. Lawrence spend more hours yet trying to think of new ways to phrase the truer measure is the condi· We here apologize if any took it Christian Fellowship is just a t he perpetually recurring " news." Involvement simply isn't tion of minorities). On the as a serious question aimed at means for us to praise and wor­ rewarded by either achievement or satisfaction. Long com­ worldwide as well as the them personally. It was design­ ship God here on campus. That mitment is most often answered by exasperation with niggl­ domestic scene, minorities have _ed to give you the same feeling is ,all. Our Large and Small !ng trivialities or frustration with status. Even our graffiti no place in the Double Deal. Old that one-feels when approached Group meetings are open to all. 1s dull, consisting mainly of cracks about athletic homosex­ American fears, however, are by "some obnoxious slob rudely · Feel free to attend any Wednes­ uality, yesterday's political slogans and lavatory references. given a place of honor. But let trying to -shove the Good day night from 9:00-10:30 and But is there actually a call for amendment or is this the Hon. Mr. Reagan speak for News down your throat". It · judge for yourself. . simply the shape of things? Reformation could be effected himself: was meant to show you in a Again we apologize to any easily enough if it were actually in demand. As Professor "Welfare didn't work. " What comic way how unChristian -it is who were hurt. Boardman once observed, "The quality of undergraduate simple eloquence. Reagan is a to present God and his Warren Pierson x6860 master of political simplifica-· conversation would skyrocket if only the Viking Room teachings in this way. Christ Benvinda Ledo x6892 sound system would be removed." Nonetheless, the few who tion; his mind is ever bordering was caring. He was concerned Kelvin Smith x6868 on the simple. This trait is han­ for the welfare of others first. choose to aommune arrive tb shout out sporadic commen- Scott Anilerson x6852 . tary over the familiar stereophonic din. / dy for campai_gns but has its Spiritual feeding came after he Susan Russell x6882 flaws when it becomes basis for had met their physical needs. In Tom Schmitz (Municbl It may ~ell_be that no man is an island, but he's awfully • adept. at bmldmg fences, and the daily drudgery of get­ ahe~d1sr11 pre~are_s one only for a greater drudgery which awaits. There 1s simply not enough incentive to experiment ~md to create. Carrel-mongering actually does become. an issue when grade,accumulation is perceived as education's sole o~jective. For, after all, when ip pursuit of that junior executive car pool;\a man's home is his carrel. •

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The two cen- countries' already limited · thr<>ugh the Sena_te, ut s t~al issues-designation of a resources into interest dism~Yi?g IDf<>Pla. to.wards single. global forum for payments rather · than mean- Americas relationship.with ~he economic negotiations and a ingful development. ' Third World, a myopia which World Bank program t "d The_ pri~ary message from 0 America to its poorer neighbors manifested itself again at the Third World nations in m· t~i recent Cancun - conf erence m· their · energy needs-remainedee mg . at Cancun was one of a retren­ chment in foreign aid. Reagan Meiico. largely-untouched. has made clear that there will To to the President, no At Cancun as in other such be fair b.e less to gp around and that one expected mu~h fi:om the nego~iations, America, with its determinations of where that conference to begm _with: The dommation of the world . BEAVER, U:AH-While Mr. Sheldon Roberts, 49, a smaller amount goes will be farmer, wa~ wor~g ?Ve: the opening in his 12-foot-deep con- meetin~ was seen pnmarily as economy, holds the key to an more closely linked to . crete t_ank filled with liqmd manure, he accidentally dropped the the spnn~board for subsequent kind of breakthrou h d thy • ti" b tween the · g • an e America's foreign policy in­ cover mto the tank. When he tried to retrieve it, he was over­ nego~a. ons e . m· administration made clear-that -.te_rests, na~ely its competition come by th~ methane fumes_, fell in, and drown. His son, Steve, dustrtalized, wealthy nations of such a breakthrough Id t with the Soviet Union. This, 18, then tned to rescue his father, but also was overcome "N 0 tn" d th wou no the erd. r ed,, dan t e be forthcoming. Instead, like most of the Reagan pro­ tumbled in, and was drown. Beaver County Sheriff, Dal~ "und eve1 op , espera e1 Y Reagan beamed for th "So th " Rea d e cameras nouncements, is nothing new. Nelson, was called to the scene. However, when he tried to in­ poor u ·- gan_ ma. e and enjoyed apparently plea- American foreign aid, while vestigate the accidents, he too was overcome, dropped in, and clear from the outset both his sant if unsubstanti·al· t· . . tte di d h" mee mgs larger than any other nations in drown. Two subsequent rescuers were also overcome but were hes1tan~Y ~ a n ng an is with other leaders,, continuous- absolute terms has been paltry taken to a hospital where they recovered. ' detennm~tion._not to sway from ly referring to'"encouraging in­ as a portion of its Gross Na­ his dvie,w d~'hat t.t_he vestment" and solving various tional Product. Few other in­ JER{!SALE.1'1:-In a hard-hitting speech to Israel's parlia***- "~nder ev~ 1ope coun n~s development problems on a dustrialized countries devote as ment, Prime Mlillster Menachem Begin absolutely rejected will ~d no.s~pathf from his "case by ca~e basis." "All in all, little of their wealth to· foreign ~ur?pean and Saudi Arabian peace proposals Monday. In­ administration m their push for I think they we f" · te t· al · re. me aid and yet ours has actually sistmg that the Camp David peace accords were the only path a " new m ma ion ecomoruc meetings " he conclud d h been decreasing and can be ex-· tow~d a settlement, Begin also called f9r a bipartisan C?rder" and ~hat.the~ best-h?pe prepared to fly b:cis t~ pected, to decrease even ~ore parliamentary delegation to explain Israel's position to the U.S. for prosperity lies m follo~ng Washington "and I think t . "fr k " , grea drastically under Reagan. and Europe. the Am eri~ . ee ~ar ~t progress has been made." Moreover, foreign· aid has *** .~~hand ~e<;ommg ~ctrve par- , Reagan's cheery outlook always been cast in the context KARLSKRONA, Sweden-The Soviet Union bowed Mon- ticipants m 1J1ternational com- · belies serious problems left of the East-West confrontation. d11,y to four demands made by Sweden in return for release of ' ' merce. Th~se wer~ the themes unresolved by the conference The countries that have tradi­ the grounded Soviet spy submarine and its 56 crew members of Reagan s rhetonc at the con- and apparently not destined to tionally received the most at­ Sweden's Foreign Mj.nistry announced. The four condition~ ference,. and they fell o~ 18:gely be the subject of discussions in tention from America have were questioning of .tlie captain, investigation of the mission uncon~ced ears, as did his ex- the forseeable future. Pleasan­ been those who appear to be salvage of the craft by Swedish vessels, and Soviet reimburse'. ~ortations f?r the poorer na- tries, after all, can hardly com­ m'ost directly· threatened by ment f?r the cost of the salvage. tions· to contmue to rely on the pensate for the fact that a hand­ Communism from within or ** * current global economic institu- ful of industrialized countries without; ' and this trend is cer­ WARSAW-Lech Walesa persuaded the 120 000-member tions such as the International while comprising only a fourth tain ·to continue under the cur­ Solidarity chapter in Tarnobrzeg to end its two-V.:eek walkout Monetary Fund and the World of t.he world's population, con­ rent regime. Monday and won promises from some other union locals to call Bank, and •to. seek a rapport trol almost 80% of its wealth or What is disappointing about off threatened strjkes until Solidarity's national committee ~th _the ind~striialize~ coun- that the ~gencies developed' to this and the rest of the meets. • tnes m a variety of different help the poQrer nations claim a American non-contribution to . * ** fo~. . larger slice of the world pie are North-South relations at Can­ IRAN'S STATE Radio asked residents of Tehran Monday Preside~t Jose Lopez Portillo closely tied to American cun is that just when a more to celebrate the second agniversary of the American Embassy of Mexico, host ang co- political and economic in­ enlightened-,more generous, seizure by demonstrating Wednesday. The takeover anniver­ chairman of the conference, terests. Nor can calls for the less ideologically con­ _sary coincides with the date that revolutionary leader Ayatollah began the tajks with a denun- · South to follow North's lead in strained-policy is warranted in Ruhollah Khomeini was expelled by the late shah on Nov. 4, ciation f)f the curren~ economic competing in the in_ternational the face of an increasingly 1963. struct~e. an~ parti~ularlr of economy find much support in restive Third World, the *** the existmg mternation fman- nations which tend to have one Reagan administration · has OTTAWA-Canada's national and provincial leaders cial institutions, · which he or two commodity economies chosen to aggravate the current began a last-ditch round of talks Monday to try to resolve their claimed have "deepened resent- and lack the economic power to policys shortcomings. In call­ bitter 14-month dispute over constitutional reform. Prime me~t and frustration' '. among hold_their own alongside the ih­ ing for the countries of Latin Minister Pierre Trudeau opened the talks with a compromise Third World countries and dustriatized giants And America, Asia, and Africa to proposal on the way future constitutional amendments would P!-9nded to become mere soun- despite Reagan's optimjstic find their own solutions to their be adopted. · ding boards for the co~tries prediction that a renewed economic problems · and in *** that dominate the·voting," the American economy is one of the glossing over the disparities BIRMINGHAM, England-Union shop stewards at do_min~nt cou_ptries bei~g keys to prosperity for the third between rich and poor nations, British Leyland rejected a revised contract Monday and urged primarily the wealthy m- world his current means of br­ Reagan ignores a f~ndamental 58,000 factory workers to continue the strike that management d~strialized ones. Canada.'s inging about that renewal, en­ element of international politics says will destroy the money-losing auto giant. After a heated Pierre Trudeau, the other coJ tailing as it does higher interest and sets the stage for more in­ three-hour meeting, the 250 factory floor leaders announced that the revised management offer of a $7 weekly production chairman closed the conference rates, actually hampers that tense conflict down the roa_d. bonus and a 3.8 per cent pay raise "in no way meets the re­ quirements of our members." from PC/ge one CAPE CANAVERAL, ***Fla.-Astronauts Joe Engle and Dick Truly arrived here from Houston Monday, saying they MilWaukee-Downer~ part two were eager to take the space slJ.uttle Columbia on its second voyage Wednesday. It will be the first time a spa<;eship goes earnings. The profits are spent Milwaukee-Downer ·campus an College is the Teakwood Room back into orbit. "We.'.re all set to go," a smiling Truly told located in Downer Commons. in various areas of the universi­ emotion-t-riggered suspicion ty. The money from the trust reporters. "Columbia's ready, and Joe and I are more than The Teakwood Room has ac­ that Lawrence College was in­ ready." tually been moved twice first fund's earnings, however, must terested only in the college's from the home--of its o;iginal · gQ toward these areas in which m0ney. In an effort to boost the owner, Alice G. Chapman, and either women alone or women lagging spirits about · the cam­ MEMPHIS-Elvis Presley's*** doctpr acknowledgeo Monday then from the Chapman library and men together are benefit­ pus, the Milwaukee-Downer that he wrote "awake, alert, and discharged" on medical papers ~n the former Milwaukee- ted. That is; the money cai'.inot faculty played upon this senti­ for Jerry Lee Le~s after the singer climbed out a window at a owner campus. It cost be used strictly for men. This ment in their last· performance hospital where he had been admitted for "probable drug over­ ~:ghly_ $100,000 f~r its rule complies with Milwaukee­ of the "Faculty Follies, ". a dose." Prosecutors grilled Dr. George Nichopoulos about the • :;;itling and reihstallation Downer's time-honored tradi­ tradition that had· been a long­ drugs he prescribed for Lewis and two _other patients, but court mo owner Commons in.1968. tion of supporting higher educa­ time favorite· am'ong the recessed without questions about Presley. . thl!r tokens of remembrance tion for women. Each year students. This final perfor­ :c1 Ude the Heritage Room in Lawrence is required to present mance presented the arranged e. Seeley Mudd Library, in a report to the Milwaukee­ marriage between a princess which many of the books have Downer College. Board of Teutonia and a Prince Lawren­ C:,j1{ from Milwaukee-Downer Trustees which displays a com­ tia. The princess, who owned a rnindege. Still other re­ plete itemization of expen­ large dowry, was a .favorable HEY! Ito !'fS include the .. Downer ditures from the fund. Last choice for the prince, who was om housed in Colman year's $764,000 earnings were in need of money. The princess WE WANT ~ral old clocks that ar.e scat'. spent on such · things as was wary, fearing that the about campus, the sundial women"s scholarships, faculty prince only loved her for her youR busiNEss! a!dthe0 south end of Main Hall, salaries, the library staff. and money. Meanwhile the prince, when presented with a picture UsE ~uR GLAssEs Hawthorn trees "planted library books. bet the of the princess, praised her wlii'f.~ Colman and Brokaw, In reference to the sizeable endowment from Milwaukee­ beauty to his financial advisor. BuT .•. t~were a familiar sight on And his financial advisor ca!. old Milwaukee-Downer Downer College, Professor Ir­ ,LEAVE TIIEM IIERE!! pus. vin comments, "the endowment replied: "Forget her beauty, money meant a lot to just make sure she has enough L~eral additional benefits money." Upon this comment 223 E. College Ave ., • ranee receives from· Lawrence ... There were many advantages Lawrence could . Professor Irwin laughingly Appleton, THANKS µ°kee.Downer · are not so reflects. " There has certainly ed. The original en- now offer its students." But Ir­ Wisconsin vin .recalls the time of 'the an­ been vast improvement since 9uet~ fund o! roughly $12.5 the rough ec;lges of the early in in· nouncement of the merger when secured days.'' d reaps annual there lurked about the J

Page4 TheLAWRENTIAN November6, 1981 Chili outlook: ~.~~!12,.~."~ b dive beneath th~ hungry T'he sprinkling of unseasoned J.-a by Garcia LaFram oy ' h tron s spoon. Aft . '""11· Chili, according to We~ste~.s of t e pa . d generous burger. ermassivedoctoliit a Collegiate D1ct10nary,. · 1s d spi,,:eyr.. . flavonSnalgss of tines_an are tradi· with· pepper..nd'. flakes and. oti!•ier highly spiced dish made o~ re 011enng . ning points, necessary co iments, it CQll,b peppers, meat and so~et1mes tional Badger hwin his gone amended to a palatable •ludg e features beans." Accurate as this may but somehow t e Pt;c arted. ()- but nothing more. It may giue, ·be, we all know it to be much, the heart and s~u t epe out. you heartburn; but it isn't.Re; much more. , Larry thou pluc es m - C'hili. Chili is more often than not Maverick's, Appleton Ave., Sari's, -220 N. Lynndale an exploited medium-:used Appleton. · ·t When it comes to chili, this mercilessly by steam-table bar· Home of the best marguen as r~staurant is not misnn--db Book reviews rons to stretc h mounds of in town, M avenc· k's 011Uers· a misspelled;· So7'Ml's wouldb·-,.., Ut ground bee f an d s t archy pasta mean bowl of. c hi' l'i as _we ll·. Serv- infinitely ,more"J . accurate '1111a into a ketchupy gruel for the ed ~n a friendly, if slightl?' pellation. Not only is this J masses. Chili, however, can also prefabricated atmosphere, t~is real chili, it isn't chili·at nll. ·t,I New paperbaCks b 'd delicacy a sturdy h · bl helping contains _ - I s e a sap1 • rat er siza ~ • . hamburger soup and nothi · by Terry Moran echoed and intertwined · soul food capable of scorching just the righ~ mixture of more. Euphemistically dubb~g Are you bored with the . throughout the book; they an unwary palate. tomatoes and pinto . beans. An "chili cheddar. " Sari's d assigned reading for your culminate in a realization of the The prospect for acquiring a assortment of crackers, up this .supercilious slop~:~es · genuine chili in Appleton is at oreover •rom oysters to - . l . ,. . 'fi .. P- classes? Does Thomas Kuhn ex- shared guilt which America f m . • , . . propnate y .msigm cant · " haust your literary I?atie1;1ce? must accept before it moves best found wanting, but a ew regular saltines, augment t~iks tions which . ultimately p,.: Looking for a challengmg view- beyou.d its greatest tragedy. establi~hments do offer up their dish to make its already. thic to be more to' the_diner's benefie: Own versions of the same. It is thicker · • point or passionate vision out· Herr's style attempts to consistency even .·. Thisstuffiswatery·thisstuff· side of class? Three recent refract and -evoke the at­ not without a certain' degree of Though quite flavorfu~ the chili tasteless· it's bla,°ii it's witho: paperback editio~s . of highly- mosphere of the first w~ heartfelt trepidation that we've here is not extremely hot. Those . ' d 't k ventured to sample and report d fi t ho seasoning an i ma es me so acclaimed non-flct10n works fought, under the influence' pf iron throate re-ea ~rs . w mad I could stamp my little just might provide the good hallucinogens. Occasionally it on these unholy kitchens. An· like it to b.um ~ad better hike to feet. What's more, it all ha read and relaxed break between backfires and at times already tacid in hand, we offer here a Katie and Sal s. · p. cogent ·report on the state of hard-core studying and Viking- . seems dated. Often· though it is Room antics. directly on target. · chili-in Appleton .. First, the best news. Ronald Talk a.bout impersonating an The Camelot, Wisconsin GEORGE WEBB® SOUP·S St-eel's superb biography identity, about locking into- a Ave., Appleton. Walter Lippmann and the role about irony: I went to cover. The Camelot is the cruelest THAT WE MADE TODA YI · - American Century is available / the war and the war covered bar, breeding greasy chili with at Conkey's and the Little Pro- me; an old story, unless of deep fried cheese curd,s, mixing REAL MEATY CHILI .. Cup M_ Bowl ££ fessor. Lippmann was one of course you've never hear:d it. If soggy onion rings with cjrippy · TO GO

the greatest journalists and you read one book about the fries. No; Camelot is nq 1 political thinkers of this cen- Viet Nam War, it should be bonafide restaurant, nor· was SM. . ~ MED. . . ljoLG. tury. A founder of the New Dispatches-it is a personal meant to be-but it is sentimen­ Republic, editor of the New odyssey, a chronicle of national tal, and glad to be,of ~se. You CHICKEN .fL.AVORED NOODLE York World, syndicated colum- crime, an affirmation of the in­ cdn''t call it Texas longhorn or SOUP OF THE DAY nist for the Washington Post,, dividual spirit amidst an in- chili, really. It hasn't stewed in (Bean or Pea or Vegetable) and political advisor to stitutional terror. . a porcelain pot for 48 ho·urs,_and Democratic and Republican ·Merle Miller's Lyndon: An it has no claim to more than half CUP .. ~ BOWL .££: presidents from Woo_drow Oral Biography, much like his . a dozen ingredients. But 7t is a .· TO GO Wilson to Richard Nixon, Lipp· 13revious . era! biography of genuine · attempt at· JJlacating SM. ~MED.k...9'4.G. _ ...... mann was a towering figure in Harry Truman, Plain Speaking, the Appletonian who lusts for a American politics a-nd a is a lively, readable, humaniz­ full stomach after one too many brilliant, lucid writer. ing , affair which manages to beers. Yes, Camelot chili · Crisp crackers included Steel's biography is inspiring; open up the corriders of power achieves all that it sets· out' to he sees in Lippmann the and illuminate the effects of do-it silences the chronic pens amidst the same drippy, triumph of the high spirit of ?P· personalities on American alcoholic who needs to dilute Real Chili, 326 E. College. timism and purpose which politics. Though many ·anec­ his shots of Bacardi 151 with_ It's a misnomer; that's all pasta-faced sch'rruµtz as the rest characterized the be·st of · the dotes are not much more than digestible_ fodder. It is a fleeting there. is to it. - Calling this of their· Ragu laced abomina· "American Century." He is ful- gossip, the reflection o{ those satisfaction, but ·we all need it misbegotten mixture of leftover tions. !)on 't_edt here. ly aware of Lippmann's closest to Johnson present a occasionally. K rations and Lawry's-hot mix George Webb's, Richmond St. - faults-his arrogance, his im- kaliedoscope of the man, an en­ "chili" is something akin to George Webb has been ·serv­ petuosity, his occasional self- thralling glimpse of. a complex Katie and Sal's Badger Bar, calling Public _ Polir,;y a ing great food to n·ice people centeredness-yet recognizes personality. ,College.Av~.. Appleton. discipline. It just ain't so. Most since 1948. 24 hours a day, 7 Larry is gone now, the victim reminiscent of Tender Vittles days a week,· Webb's 20().watt of a digestive disease, a steeped in Vermox," th(} pride of glow beckons like a lighthouse culinary catacty·sm. Once Real Chili is utterly and dismal­ · to the somber, never sober recognized as the premier chili­ ly disappointing. Fr:Q_m the ag­ charcic.ters· who court the night. maker in the entire Fox Valley gressive nf?on glar:e of the candy It's chili they come for-oh yes, area, Larry's Badger Bar has cane interior to the plastic that -remarkable stuff. which undergone a bitter transition. packets of oyster crackers, this does slowly steam and roll atop The fall of Larry precipitated pre-fab chuck· wagon lends new the back burner, grumbling, the fall of his infamous chili. meaning to the term greasy "SOLDIER, your zipper's open. " ·deep and inferna~· chili-brown Oh, Katie and Sal have done spoon. This just isn't chili. The.. with tumult. Adhering to salty the moral sincerity and per- However, as in Plain Speak­ · their utmost to bear the torch of wmponents are right, but the old - tradition, Webbs chili is sonal high standards which ing, Miller's method seems to dietary delights -alright, but composition · is a dreadful brewed daily in the same never­ were at the heart of the man gloss over the emotional core of something is amiss-the mockery of the real McCoy . . was.hed pot, substantiating the and his philosophy. The saga of the man. LBJ was an extreme­ formerly thfok picante sauce Ranging from the tasteless rumor that . traces of the very Lippmann's life is a study in ly complex man, troubled, has thinned to chicken broth "mild" variety. to the luke­ first batch, some 3 years atop courage; He continually, childishly hopeful, impetuous consistency. Once full of warm· "hot;" you 're being over­ the stove, may still enhance the relentlessly modified his ideals and exuberant. .Though the chunky meat and hearty beans, charged for nothing more than a - tasty muck. Get soused and as his awareness and the familiar family size bowl anecdotal · autobiography muadled pile o(_ pallid kidney give ·it a try. You won't soon understanding of the im- reveals a multitude of facets of now hides latent lumps which beans floating amidst a saucy forget it. peratives of the century deepen- LBJ, it never achieves a ed and changed. Walter Lipp- coherent vision of the man,. the mann and the American· Cen- conditions which propelled him Album review tury is a fitting, insightful to power and his success or· monument to a great man. failure at imposing his per- Michael Herr's - Dispatches, .sonality on those very condi­ recently issued in paperback by tions. Hynde a:pretender" .too . Ballantine Books, is a powerful, This flaw is most glaring in outraged book about the Viet the VietNam war narrarative by Max Wehe~ turesome posture. Her explicit Dogs,'' for example, Hynde, as Nam War, part of the peculiarly which trots out the old explana-' What made Pretenders such a celebrations of her own sexuali­ mistress, scornfuly defends American tradition of great war tions of Johnson's need for love, good album was Chrissie ty were often excessive', but it herself· against · her more reporting. Herr was a cor- his inexplicabl!! withdraw! and Hynde's absolute sureness of was that excessiveness which overbe~ring partners. "It's respondent for Esquire, and the deception· of his advisors. her role as tlie ultrafree modern gave the album its fervent hard to get in the' mood," ~e spent a little over a year in the Doris . Kearns, in her woman. Hynde, the Pretenders' energy. sings, "when you're treated ~e thick of combat,' at Hue during prime mover, established the Tet offensive and at Khe penetrating biography, Lyndon What makes Pretenders II some kind of dog-food." But ID herself as a sexual adventuress only an" av.erage album, Sanh during the siege there, DJohnson and the American the same situation in "The ream, attempts to analyze while cockily and,_at times dis; however, is llynde's failur.e to 'Adultress," she belts out her among other places. His book is Johnson's actions in their rela- dainfully defying 'any project her personality in any overwhelming guilt:~"I'm the shocking, profound and reveal- tion to the character of th'e stereotypes commonly . coherent fashion. While she re­ Adultress/1 didn't want to ing. c t M'll ' h d associated with that adven- Dispatches is a collection of oun ry · 1 · er ~ met o , mains an adventuress of sexual be/, .. 1 stand accuse/The worst Herr's articles for Esquire the however, there fails him; it r~la~ionships, she no- longer crime in History." Both songs N ew A merican. , R eview. ' and merelyhi t glosses· h th!! surface· of v1e~s -~hose ..relationships from are driven with a similar pas· Rolling Stone. They are held, s ory Wit out plumbmg the a cons1st~nt perspective. This siOlfate intensity, tho~gh, t th b . depths. . 8 oge er y two searing Th thr b k _ lack of focus in the album. s lyrically, their perspectiV8 themes-moral outrage at the ~se . ee oo. s may just lyrics imbues it with an aura ·of seem mutually exclusive. war and its inherent racism and provide relief from the garbled ~nsureness and contradiction. More confusion arises frOJD the unique frightening position prose of T~oma~ Kuhn, The Hynde seems to be torn bet­ "Bad Boys .Get Spanked,".• of the witness, the cor- Jungle ~f Wisconsm vegetation, ween her familiar pride in being song which, complete with w!UP respondents, amid the or the rigors of a.Faure master- a liberated woman and her noises •and ominously ...... • ,-..-- . slaughter. These themes are work. · ' totally unfamiliar guilt stemm­ . guitar chords, seems. ing, paradoxically, ,from an old· be contemptuous of fashioned morality. In "Jealous November 6, 1981 The LA WRENTIAN Page 5 .Film review nnuntatinns Weir's ','Gallipoli'' derailed by Stacey Schme~del , performan~e by Larry Darling by Jeff Wisser dience 'with the film's brutal a natural team, a team we will piano . ill.. on. synthesizers; John Harmon· The · Downer ' Gallipoli. i~ a. plodding piece conclusion. probably see paired again. The recuperating from Marty Mi~chell Irish, recordin~ by Australian Peter Weir which Worse yet, is the uneven pace cinematography here too has Butorac's interpretation ·of the engmeer, producer, and voices· hints at what might have been of the film. Weir drags his au­ its finer moments. When Archy Beethoven - F minor Piano and dancer-choreographe; ,compelling issues but never dience wearily toward an and Frank wander across the Sonata., The ,Conse~vatory Cathy Kaemmerlen. This pro­ really_ scores a strajght shot. underst!~ding of his primary desert to a recruitment center, faclilty are tw:rung tll,eir atten- mises to be one"of the most ex­ Weir, whose previous work tion from the . performance citing concerts ever to be includes Picnic at Hanging stage and to the study of presented at Lawrence-don't Rock and The Last Wave, here ~el .fifths and augmented miss it! tells the story of two Australian sixth chords. John MacElwee N~xt on this week's exciting runners who get caught up in bas completed his graduation musical calendar is this year's the World War I battle of requiren!.ents and is now a free first performance of the Gallipoli. Idealistic· Archy man. After-the thrills and ex- Lawrence University Wind (Mark. Lee) mee.ts realist- Frank cit.ement of last . week's busy Ensemble, directed by Robert · (Mel Gibson) at a provincial calendar, -yihat can th~ Conser~ Levy. Turning its attentions · t~ack and somehow persuades vatory do to maintain the un- away from the works of Paul his new acquaintance to join divided interest, attention, and Creston, the group still main­ him in enlisting. They enlist, are .respect of the Lawreni;e com-· tains its high standards of per­ split up and then reunited for ·munity? formance' and adventurous pro- some basic training hi-jinx in To begin ~th. Fred Sturm gramming. The concert will . Egypt and the bloody battle (trombonist, ~uphonium open with Norman Delio Joio's against the Turks. • . mast.er, _co~poser, conductor,. Fantasies on a Tl)eme by Weir's film touches on some and all-around ·good guy) will . Haydn,. which will be followed of the more bitter ironies sur­ present a faculty recital tonight by The Solitary Dancer by War­ rounding the battle for the at 8:80 in the Memorial Chapel. ren Benson (this performance straits, but never really brjngs Gibson, Lee: a natural team. Mr, Sturm will be assisted by is, however, unchoreographed). them to full fruition., We are pianists Robert Below, John The first half will conclude with made aware of the absurdity of . characters, through fa~ily the emptiness of their mission Harmon, a~d Gary Wolk~tein, the Serenade, Opus 7, by these mates and their fellow backgrounds, racing ex­ is well characterized by Weir's Larry Darling on SY!}thes1zers, Strauss. Following intermis­ 'Australian soldiers being led to periences and · basic training, -camera. There· is also a Fred's falher Harry on cello, · sion the group will perform pointless slaughter by' the only to suddenly dump them on marvelous scene in which the and a cast of thousands. The _ Tl1ree Merry Marches by Ernst ungrateful British command, the front without ever newly landed troops silently program .is intriguing in its Krenek and Hindemith's Sym­ but the. attempt by Weir to hr- · establishing a clear cause and and gracefully dodge bullets diversity; and features many of phony in B Flat. This concert ing the point home is a effect connection. He builds up under water. Fred's own compositions. provides yet another opportuni- tastelessly gory freeze frame slowly only to pr9vide a hastily But even firie acting and The program will open with ty to see your friends, slaughter. Weir handles his drawn crescendo. some strong camera work can­ Sturm's Fanfare for Sixteen · classmates, and neighbors per­ ideas with kid gloves until the 'There a:re some finer points in not overcome Weir's uneven Trom~nes, which features forming live on stage, so be film's final moments, only to Gallipoli, however. Chief among script. Thus what might have Sturm and pre-recorded -trom- sure to attend. The performance turn around and slap his au- these are the perform·ances, par­ been a powerfully intelligent bones. Mr. Sturm and Mr. - begins at 8:00 Sunday night in ticularly those of Lee and Gib- and graceful motion picture is Wolkstein will next present . the C!lapel, and admission is ,son. These two principles form derailed. Alec Wilder's Sonata for Bass free. · . Trombone and Piano.· Aecom- Believe it or not, there will be panied by Robert Below, Fred a General Student Recital this will then perform his own week. Jeannine Remy, marim­ Schemes for Bass Trombone ba, will perform Gordon Stout's and Piano. Two Mexican Dances. Pianist For a change of pace, Mr. Victoria Borsodi will then pre­ Sturm will then present the sent the Scherzo in. C Sharp Bach Cello Suite No. l,_ which Minor by Chopin. General Stu­ will be followed by Mr. Sturm's dent Recitals have been few and Mr. Harmon's performance and far between this term, due of ~·s Elegy. The program to a definite shortage of j!),· . will conclude with Sturm's -terested and able performers. _ Danscape I and Danscape II for As soon as everyone gets back · dancer and pre-recorded tape. into the swing of practising and (This i~ not your average, every- performing, however, GSR' s day recital, kids!) The-two-Mr. will be held every Tuesday mor­ Stunii.s will be assisted in this ning'at 11:10 in Harper Hall. :u-•--a,, from page four :---lll $tt19rtlllts

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masochistic tendencies. Hynde Love," for instance, though its AMERICAN WHISKEY apparently at~mpts to assume shuffle is somewhat engaging A BLEND a masochistic persona in order musically, is an extremely trite '(J,/.,,(ukr, ,y,,{,t,wdu.• ,j,,.,,;,. plea for us to "love one ~ unl./J'-#,,._/ to·create a parody, but she does 'f"dQrtd a / 100- I Go to Sleep," Ray Davi~s· masochistic tendencies. opuscule of unrequited _l~ve which hints at the kind of vision · ,, 1:Jie best song on the album, found in "Birds of Paradise," Birds of Par,adise, ". is so · try a.nd western, doesn't quite come off due to because_it - , & 7UP.. And so does cou:moderation . marks a growth in, Hynde's frequent out-of-tune - - f Seagra.ms 7 E . your quality i . not· a contradiction of, Hynde' s' . . gtasteo h7&7 nJO singing. . ·th the excitin ds better wit . • h character. If · "Jealous Dogs" was a reworking of the same Pretenders II is not a b~d Rock'nroll:tJ;;c:~r~f:ct,evmthing soun album .. Though it lacks the brit­ ll t ·r.·~ 1IA,,t ploys110 characteristic of a.nd1azz, a. W . r:wer tle drive of the band's debut, f s I .;;, thls material off of ·Pretenders, the musicianship is, with a few lyrical love song shows a exceptions, once again impec­ vulnerability in the Bocknro . ·· . =~~ cable. Hynde has also taken of lost time'. "I :--..--""IS some . chances here: at rare ~uglied in my bed," she sings, times she is passionately, even ~t the stupid things you Se~en &Seren "I .remember when recklessly, -engaging., For ~he said;" and, ·_inost part, however, she as we off our clothes/But you took failed to do what Great Rock ~ere crying. You said nothing: and Rollers have always done: ts. forever/We were happy she has failed to project a co1:- ~~-:·. The subject is still a . sistent and convincin~ per­ ~p, but Hynde has sonality which wi~ c~mtmually Srngram:s ad.. t.. ...-11,ten a more painful, .captivate her audience. ,If ~ V~on than her usual Chrissie Hynde truly w~ts. to ones. be as one recent publication lie "Birds --of ha's reported, the greates~ ' -displays Hynde's heroin!! in the history .of ro~ /' of vision, several and roll, it seems, with · t ,e little to define ao release of this album, that she s SEAGRAM 01STILLERS CO., N.~.C- AMERICAN WHISKEY-A BLEND. 80 PAOOf !t.t· .» .1.,: • . :> ;1-t -~ .. :ic"~""S.:l' ·-t !c. c· ... :.::•,.,..·. . c •ge, rescue it and still ~ot a ways to g~. Ile. "Message of I' Page 6 ·The LAWRENTIAN November 6, 1981 Concert weeken,d Jazz _suinIDit.slate Campo$ ill Briefs] Internationally known trom· Lawrence Tromhone En11e1nb]e bonist Buddy Baker is just one and Rhythm Section and John held the polling survey. The of seven noted guests who, H~mon with his "Fire and Ice" and he is considered one of the along with eight area high quintet will entertain the BU· most important playwrights in LUCC, the faculty, and the ad­ ministration know nothing school jazz ensembles and the ~ence :with their. jazz selec. England today. Lawrence University Jazz - t10ns. Harmon 1s a 195? The set, designed by Rich­ about ·this proposal to lengthen Christmas break by beginning Ensemble, will be featured at - graduate of Lawrence Universi. mond Frielund, again proves to "Jazz Celebration Weekend" . ty and co-foundel" of Matrix, The Sea to open be a unique and stunning asset the year earlier in September. The faculty and administration, on Friday and Saturday, Nov. which has appe!red at the The Lawrence University to the play. Mary Hargrave, in fact, are hot even supposed 13. and 14, on' the Lawrence Newport and Monterey Jazz Theatre Department would like costume designer, has also to be talking about the calendar University campus in Ap- ]festivals. A $2 admission fee to invite you to attend a perfor­ come up with some terrific look­ for at ieast another year, due·to pleton. will be charged. mance of· Edward Bond's The ing costumes. Jill Kaar is assis­ According to Fred Sturm, The weekend's. culmination Sea. It is directed by Frederick tant director and Andrea Stuf­ previous barren debates assistant professor of music_ be a grand finale concert at Gaines and will be performed in flebeem is stage-manager. resulting in a moratorium. will the F .. Theodore Clo·ak Theatre. A diverse and talented cast of ·Reasons for a new calendar and director of jazz studies at 8 p .m. Saturday in the Performances are Thursday, characters includes Campbell · are vast and sundry. They Lawrence University, "The em- Lawrence Memorial Chapel November 12 through Satur­ Scott, Matthew McCutcheon, range from saving energy dur­ · phasis on this, the First 'Jazz The Lawrence Jazz Ensemble· day, November 14 and Thurs­ Gary Demichele, Peter Dulak, ing December to getting jobs. Celebration Weekend,' is on Buddy Baker, Leon ~reed.en: day, November 19 through Rob Brackenridge, Mark Jen­ over Christmas break. The con­ jazz education. It is an ex- and other guests will combine Saturday, November 21. Ad­ nison, Gregg Mierow, Anne sequences of this new calendar cellent opportunity for the Fox talents for this climatic jazz mission is FREE to those who . Retif, Cheryl Horne, Katy are as varied, to say the least. A Valley to see all realms of jazz happening. The other guests present their'Lawrence Univer­ Horsch, Libby Olson, Laura biggy, though, seems to rest in education. In addition to area are; Steve Houghton, drumme~ sity I.D. and pick up a ticket at Ledbetter, Diane Piron and the value of our parents', not to talent, we are fortunate to have for the famed -Toshiko the Box Office in the Music­ ·Amy Pagel. ,,, mention our own, sanity. Try to with us seven guests. Two of Akiyoshi-Lew Tabackin Big Drama Center. imagine one whole month at them are Buddy Baker, chair- 'Band; Tim __ Bell, associate pro- THE SEA, a comedy with New calendar debated· home for Christmas. A frighten­ man of the brass and persuc- fessor of jazz and woodwinds at The important issue covered ing thought indeed. (If it don department at the Univer- the University of Wisconsin- dark overtones, deals with an at the November .2nd LUCC English coast town in 1907 doesn't scare you, mention it to sity of North Colorado and who Parkside; Robert Levy meeting was the new calendar your-parents!) SecondlyJ ·a job formally toured with Stan Ken- associate ptofessor of music at after the death of one of its proposal. Vital. questions askeci· residents. Mr. Gaines chose the over Christmas may be feasible, ton, Woody Herman, and Lawrence University; and about it at the meeting were, play because it is made out of but not 'nearly as much of a Henry Mancini; and Leon Da~d Sullivan, specialist "Who? Why? What?" Ap: in images which evoke ·an emo­ reality as the substantial loss of Breeden, 22 years the director guitar at Lawrence University. parently, the Committee on In­ tional response as opposed to work time this calendar would struction concocted a new of the jazz program at North A $2 agmission fee will be an intellectual response. entail for the summer months. calendar for the academic year Texas State University and charged. , Edward Bond also wrote .Lastly, it seems that this new and recently had us vote on it. whose famed 'One O'Clock Ll;\b · Information concerning the THE WOMAN, which many . schedule would interfere with Hmmm. But who are these peo­ _Band' was nominated for two "Jazz Celebration Weekend" Lawrence students saw per­ scholastic programs held over ple? Why shoulci we want a new Grammy Awards for albums can be obtained by calling the formed at the Stratford, On­ the summer: Problems abound. calendar? And what conse­ entitled 'Lab 75' and 'Lab 76.' " _ Lawrence University Box Of- tario festival last year. He was All of these pros and cons, quences could such a calendar The opening concert, the Phi fice at 735-6749 between noon the first playwright to be com­ one mu.st realize, were offerings have? Mu Alpha Sinfonia Concert, and 6 p.m. Monday tfuough missioned to do a play for the and suggestions from the coun­ will be 9:15 Friday evening in Saturday. It is imperative, firstly, that cil: We await the true rationale National Theatre in London, the Lawrence Memorial Union. we understand that it was a from the members of the Com­ Buddy Baker with q1e committee, not the co;ncil, that mittee on Tustructitm with great zeal. Until then, give Quick Clrristmas· some serious QUOTE OF THE WEEK Intramural thought. Brigid Pajinen Smile for the camera This job is too much horse s---:Find yourself a new cook. Quality Swim and The Ariel staff plans to have , ,-note from Jean, ex-Phi Delt hash slinger all individual pictures · of Diving students taken during .Term II. Copies. Students who will be off cam- - pus next term must therefore iJ'I]] ~ ~~~ RENT A MERMAID! Dial M-E- 308 N. Appleton-St. Meet have their _photographs ta~en m r-..m~ (f\N /.\ n 0\ R-M-A-I-D. , (2 bloc ks north of Pra nge's) now. Tho_se ~ho_ frnd ( t.i"'I.J.~~~N~I.J.~ ATTENTIGN! !~coming wound- 734.9997 themselves m this situation ed at Colman Saturday night!!! This Coming should call Sue Quentel e~ten- HEY RADAR-Want to mash at . IS THAT AN "L" on the Ripon . sion· 6883, to make' the M *A *S*H??? f o'-:o'-:'=:=a:::....:.:.::1e::.:::.:tb II f' Id?·'------Tuesday nec!:)ssary arrangements. In ad- NGS-Did a_nyone ever tell you MELISSA, ANN, Lynn and cif'cJ;,nt 7:15 p.m. dition, all students should note thaSyou dress ipeccably? · · Nina,areyougirsefromLawrense? that 1981-82 Ariels must be A Countless in a Castle -Classics & Col/ectabks Alexander Gym ordered _by Novembe.r 15 to 'i'R.IXIE W.-What can I fiay? ALW~Haste thee not to thy ter- •am~-~ ~ Register at Event have the charge placed on Term But, if you don't start smiling pret- minal! , Dr. Cook ' b' ty soon, your number will be called. NGS The Now Printers . , II '------"'---'' ..s illing. The Lady in Black mg. to be-~ho m Saturday's pants night?are you go- OH. TOM-Who cares what 15% · George Knight of· h100,000 · Polish sausage sand- ELLEN JEAN DEHM, watch- ~ic e~ is? Whatever happened to mtegnty and, um, propriety? your punctuation. ' NOS TI{IMBLE-Find a crowd Th e P ~u~n ~ · -GRAND MR. P:ALMQUIST-Where are a socialite you when we need you? Answer· EVE-You, me, the JER, & 88 I\ \ REOPENING Cinncinati. Signed, • · ounces of state fair fries make life ' . ' a concerned crystal lattice. most interesting. Watch out for the ':'- QUOTE TO REMEMBER-"! littJe boy and the pig next time! Celebrations! thmk you d better go in now." Adam SNAKES-Are there snakes in P.S.-I guess YL!. .. sl Meet the Authors Korea? Find ,ou't at the M*A*S*H TRIMBLE-Get s6me friends. a friend NORBERT BLEI Party Saturda,v night! Signed, · the Kappa Snake CRR-Amigos comb tu son los Door County author of PAT THE PLA y. mejores que hay en el mundo. DOORWAY W~ITER-First the plays, then a Gracias por tu amistad sincera. ' part, or two, oh and th~ TRB plants ... they are so happy to have LG-PLYMTWTPTII. ILY Friday, Nov. 6th been under such care. The perfect FBTSPTY A. TYFYF. 40.7 Bov 3 - 5 p.m. hothouse? Sorry about that; but thanks. Lady Stardust C.D.-Wjiat do _Steve Kelly. _ ,Dave Blowers, and Greg-Grunert . QUOTE OF THE WEEK-I have in common? have chi~ken coup syndrome. Oh ~The unkissed Boy, 1 wish I were in the poultry P.S. Stay. tuned for next week's barn at the state fair. episode of kiss and tell. , ' . by Drill Mannuel WHAT DO ALL these people ANN THOMAS-It's too serious lack in common? ' to take seriously. You needed, the a. Jake Barnes ~~er. Have a swell weekend! Sign- B. John Radwick · • Lear and Hank JV 'C. Origen DEAR JOHN UMM .. . I guess I D. Benjamin Compson - · forgot your last name. Whatever BBBB-What do the green ones Register for one of over 209 FREE GIFTS, you do, don 't feed the plants bee~ · do? DDDD and when the finished product evolves, keep it out of your beer' APHRODJTE-;Let's get that Bloody -Marys??? I've got th~ downtown refuge started.. I'm all · ~alued aJ over .. ·. . : ...... $2 000 vodka now. XO with a smile full of filler. . R3 - Just s1.gn the guest register. - , attached FOR SALE-:-Calvin Coolidge CODE RE Designer Jeans. They're Cheap and All textbooks must be returned to us by Nov 7th­ M*A* * D: Party, 4077th Tight (not the way you'll expect!), S H, Colman, 7 November F (End of 6 Weeks of Term) for Refunds .. 2100 Hours, Report. , . • orces wearer to speak in a _SCOTT~"Hey .the-re monosyllabic Vermont twang (not friend " . my to be confused with Mark Twangl:' -226 E. College Ave. 739•1223 . ··-- eggs m the morning? W II Ideal for those who "chose not to if the spirit moves me ... but c~ulde I run." hfandle it? Anything's possible who o fered??? ' TAKE THAT P-P-P-Pud. , November 6, 1981 '..fhe LA WRENTIAN Page 7 Trimble's last race Soccer finishes on winni~g note

.CC takes the roses .by Spoon since the Lakeland Fiasco at Wash burn took several more Tired, frustrated, and aching the start of the season. by Miles Toogo , way. • years off their life expectancies for a win to end a long season, Doug Westphal put in the The LUCC team provided The women's team continued by sacrificing their bodies to Lawrence sqccer pulled the in­ third goal by shooting from a stop St. Norbert's threats. their parents and friends with a their winning streak by . an­ gredients together on Pa,rents' seemingly impossible angle. He pleasant surprise Saturday-a nihilating St. Norbert and Weatherall, his mind reeling UW- · Weekend Saturday and dispos­ ' displayed artful ballhandling to with· the idea of ending a career victory. The Vikes trounced St. Green Bay. The Vikes were led ed of St. Norbert's 3-1. The do so. St. Norbert's, realizing and the thrill -of winning a Norbert and UW-Green Bay in by Kate Leventhal and Karin motive of revenge and anger defeat was imminent, resorted game, could not control the ball, winning ~heir first meet of the Jens.en. The two girls ran helped drive the team to its sole to their traditional style of play, relying instead.on his ability to season. The harriers dominatea together the entire race and victory, for: St. Norbert's a long a style characterized by tripp· knock players down. Santaga · the meet by grabbing 7 of the shattered the old course record time rival, had humiliated ing, elbowing, and crying. The finished the last game of his first 10 places. ' in winning easily. Also playing Lawrence seve'ral weeks earlier. Lawrence· defense, however, four years with a much more Leading the way for the major roles in the win were The air in the team room would have no more of it, dropp· refined performance; his skills Yikes was "Kurt" Allen. Kurt Margaret Szweda, Carol helped to control the midfield, is a relatively unknown runner Kraisin, and Ann Strass. The though his shot was rather er­ who has-improved as the year girls have a week off before rant. has gone by. His time of 27:59 competing in the NCAA Once again Lawrence relied won the meet. He later Regional in Rock Island, II­ on, and got, a · strong perfor­ dedicated his victory to an linois. · mance from a tough band of equally unassuming runner, This week, the men compete rookies. Notables were T.J . Van Eric Nelson. Next in for the in the Midwest Conference Haren, who looked composed at Yikes was Todd "Stud Muffin" Meet in Beloit. Defending Na­ wing, charming Chuck Hausmann in third place. He tional Champion Carleton is Uselman, who continues to im­ was foll9wed by Mark Lisy, highly favored to repeat as Con­ prove at fullback, and Peter Mitch Katten, Todd Wexman, ference champs. Also, two-time Montross in gcial. Ralph Thorman, and Vito winner ·Mike Axinn of the The last chance win was a Latorraca. · University of Chicago is back tremendous relief to the team, This race ,marked the ena of again and is looking for another giving them something nice to the careers of. seniors Mark -title. The Vikes are optimistic think about ne~t year (if they Kohls and Dave Trimble. They about s_neaking-into the upper can forget the rest of the both suffered through subpar half of the ~earn ·standings after season). Next year should be years due to injuries but con- finishing a disappointing 8th a great. Only Weatherall and tinued to work and contribute . · year ago. The t~am is finally Santaga will be missing, bu t to the team spirit in a positive healthy and ready to run. · I · AM GROVER. they are getting old' and tired any way. Some talented veterans will be back, knowing before the game was laden with ing any player who did not con­ their love of the game and sense Player of tije-Week ' tension. There was more spirit duct themselves properly. of loyalty. It is relieving to and determination than there Peter Montross defended the fini sh this season, and on a win­ had been all year_ · Bob goal admirably, fearlessly pun­ ning note. Next year will be dif­ Weatherall, in his last perfor­ ching balls out of the crease. ferent. mance, threw tape and kicked Kurt Laumann and Mark soccer balls around the room. Jeff Santaga tried now to show r------·------, calm before his final game by telling his infamous line of I jokes. Avery Burger chattered I se'mi-coherently about bizarre I sexual pra·ctices. Doug I Westphal dribbled in the cor­ I ner, dreaming · of, amazing one I on one maneuvers. Chris Mon­ tross was too nervous to do or I say anything, and Coach I Anderson bent silently over his I tape recorder. Osei Poku, sens- , I Valley Fair Mall In the !Jeginning . . . _ ing the imp_ortance of the day, I dedicated · the game to his ... God rolled over and turned off His alarm. It wa's I His alarm. He made it. At 8:30 God appeared in Dana's leader, Bob Weatherall. ,, The game began iike many I Intro Micro. He looked at production possibil~t)J and this season, with St. Norberts total revenue curves. God was bored. · · I FREE scoring fu:st on a long spot I · At 11:10 God materialized in His freshman studies which bounced off of two poles I class. God was reading Genesis. God raised His hand before going in. Jeff Santaga I and said "Hey that's foreshadowing.' "Mr. ,God," soon balanced the score by fir­ Hors d' oeuv.res , sneered 'Professcir Adenwalla contemptuously, "have I ing · a penalty shot past a I you read ,the material?" , . bewildered enemy goalkeeper. (fantasti'c chips & Salsa, Spicy . . God went to Oowner and had shepherd s pie. God At the half the Lawrence side I ethereal heartburn. At 2:50 He went to Dreher's Intro was sizzling with excitement. I Bar Beans & Chile Can Queso.) Existentialism to read Nietzsche. Nietzsche told God "We're · going to win this I that He was 'dead. God was distraught. game," came the startled cry. I God went to Happy Hou.rand oJ'tlered ai:i • ... · mg two Carleton threats late in t~e game. .An · interception by Bill Spreeman sealed the vic- ;::Yi;f~~~~,t i tory. . _, buoyed, 'only to ® · Statistically, the Yikes were ministrative policy. ' ·.. led by the· irrepressible Rep· was meant only fortf pert,. w~o gained 140 yards ding to the Post·CrestiHIH ·•· rushmg m 25 carries which br· a sound system suitabl~i():r. ings his season total- to 1292 surpassing the old mark of 1253 set by Bruce Barkwill in 1980. .The Lawrence defense was led by Chris Matheus' 7 solo tackles as well as clutch plays ;,~~(~;;:~ by Kurt Parker, Ron Reising Photo: Pud and Graham Satherlie. · · This Saturday the Vikings cellent field position when Mur­ stalled on the Lawrence 12. trav.el to Ripon top}ay the once­ ray McDonough stopped a fake This made the score 14-3, wliich beaten Red.men in a game that punt attempt at the Carl's 49 is how the half ended. could meal_! a playoff berth to. yard line. From there · it took The third quarter beg~ with the winner. Ripon can still tie seven plays to reach _the end _another burst of firepower from for the Midwest Conference zone ~mce: again, with Reppe.rt the Viking offense.- On their Championship Vfith · a victory, carrying m from 5 yards out opening drive the Lawrentians so a tough game is expected. this time. After· Reppert's se­ ~oved from-their own 47 yard Needless to say, a good turnout c~nd · touchdown -. which gave line ~o the Carleton ·17 before of Lawrence fans would be him a record breaking 'total of settling for a 34 yard field goal ~eatly appreciated. Game time 14