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College Voice Vol. 13 No. 22
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April 17, 1990 Volume XIII, Number 22 Ad Fontes Commencement They Did It! Speaker Selection F Divides Students University of Oklahoma. He is also counselor by Sarah Huntley at the Center for Strategic and International News Editor Studies in Washington. A petition, signed by approximately 40 The concerns, according to Adam Furch- seniors, expressed discontent with the ner, '90, one of the students involved in the speaker chosen to deliver the commence- petition's circulation include the perceived ment address; however. the Senior Class lack of student involvement in the decision- Executive Board believes "[IJt is impossible to make making process and that once an "educational • theadmiral's military campaign" about the everyone happy witn any background under speaker's background is one speaker. " the Reagan Admini- conducted, the problem ,,' stration, .... will be allieviated, " Allyson Smith, 90, Semor Furchner ex- William J. Crowe, Jr., Class Vice President plainedthathewould retired navy admiral and be interested in hear- former chairman of the Joint Chief of Staff, ing Crowe speak in an open forum, but said, has been offered and has accepted the invita- such a "controversial speaker ... seems inap- ~ tion to address the graduating class at the propriate for the graduation speaker." l~~~ seventy-second commencement on May 26. According to Allyson Smith, '90, senior John Fischer. '91, dl.oslo eatch the frisbee See frisbee . 9 Crowe presently teaches geopolitics at the See Speakcrp. 6 Range Presents Views on Eastern Europe
dom born in people's face." lieves that NATO, the North American Treaty Range presented a lecture at Connecticut Col- Organization,"the candy bar we have been lege on April 1I entitled "Europe in Upheaval: used to for fony year," will probably wither Features/ A Coming Golden Age for Young Americans" away. The struetures of N A,O do not coin- as the fInal segment of SAC's Cultural Events cide with-.the present geopolitical situation. Connecticut America series. The United States will have to find a new View pp.4-5 Range began his lecture by comparing the way to deal with the eastern European coun- world in which he was raised 10 the present tries since the current political and economic world. He stated that his generation ran and won positions were formulated when those coun- the Cold War, and "your job will be to gel and tries were behind the iron certain. As a first keep peace." step, Range stressed the need to suppon Ger- In order to fulfill this position, Range said that man reunification. "To waterdown unifica- Americans must realize that the "power centers tion ... is like trying to stamp out sex." !fthe are changing before our very eyes." He believes United States embraces unification, Range that as American global influence wanes, Euro- believes a grearer chance for democracy ex- pean and Japanese influence is on the rise. ists. The United States must "bring out the Restaurant Review: Peter Range, associate editor of He attributes this shi ft to Japanese technologi- best not be scared of the worst" in the Ger- An Excursion to IHOP U.S. News and World Report cal advancement and to the radical political and mans. economic changes in Europe. Range described In conclusion Range stressed the impor- by Alice W. Maggio Eastern Europe as a "huge ice jam breaking up lance of understanding the global decade, Editor In Chief right now, and the name of the game is control- heralded by Claire Gaudiani, '66, president of On December 4, 1989 in Lipzig, East Ger- ling the breakage." the college, asserting that it "has come upon many, Peter Range, associate editor of U.S.New He then made predictions about the future of us faster than weever thought." He urged the &E pp.12-13 audience to think and act globally. and World Report saw "freedom born ... free- relations among the world powers. Range be-
The Lunchbox Theater Company Performs SGA Passes Legislation to Recommended Professor Its Debut Strengthen Ties with MSSC Appeals Tenure Denial
member to discuss committee de- 1 _ he emphasized that "the process is by Sarah Huntley bate and decisions. News Editor by Sarah HunUey notover. The appeal process is part Comics 13 Huao Hwang. '91, chair of aea- News Editor p. and parcel of this. 1n the past, can- Formalizing what has until now demic affairs, initiated the legisla- 1------The recent announcement that the didates have been successful in ad- depended upon du.pl_ic_il.:y_o_f_m_ern_.o_n,:...w_h_ic_h...:passed:.....,I, behalf _u_· 30- on dressing the concerns expressed by bership, SGA r- of MSSC. tenure petition of John Coats, pro- fessor of government, was denied the administration, and the admini- Sports pp.14-1 passed a pro- 'We can't have the Micbelle de stration has changed its mind." posai Thursday Ia Uz, '90, by the administration, despite the The department's student advi- night to ensure link dependupon the housefellow of unanimous recommendation of me government department,' has re- sory board also supported Coats' that minority people in MSSC and Knowlton and file and wrote a positive evaluation views member of sulted in an appeal process. are repre- of the professor. Andrew Meyer, sentedinAssem- SGA.' MSSC, ex- According 10 Wayne Swanson, chair of the government depart- '90, chair of the student advisory .bly eommittees. _ Michelle de la Uz, plained that board, said, "we decided to write a The legislation minority views ment, "we prepared Coats' tenure requires thai an '90, nousefenow of were seceess- me and the government department letter indicating that we felt through unanimously recommended that he past evaluations and word-of- appointed SGA Knowlton' fully repre- be awarded tenure." mouth ... that Professor Coats has Conn Crew Teams representative sentedthisyear. Swanson said that the department been a very strong member of the act as a liason to a designated Mi- but only because students. such as Dominate Competitions members are "distressed;" however, See Tenure p. 8 :nprity StudenlSleeringCommiUee See MSSC po 9 VIEWPOINT
Societal Concerns Awry
Letter to the Voice:
While talking to one student and a professor near the boisterous frisbee crowd, we were interrupted by an astute observation: My friend brought 10 my auention that there seemed to be more people there than at the divestment rally held in February. As I stared a blank gaze over the crowd, the more her assertion seemed true. Ibegan to mull over the reasons for this profound situation as Iwalked over to the post office with the cheer of the crowd fading behind me. I was awakened from my dreamy state as my friend shouted, "Hello Warren." She greeted me by asking,"Are you coming from the frisbee event?" Ireplied, "No, but Isaw the crowd there." She then said, '1thought the enthusiasm and support of the spectators was great. but I was saddened that there seemed to have been more people there than were present at the divestment rally." THE COLLEGE VOICE OUf coincidental response has a great significance in that students and faculty seem to show more concern and encouragement for a piece of plastic being tossed back and forth than for the struggle of those being beaten. Jeffrey S. Berman killed and denied human rights. Yes. it's admirable that students dedicated their time and energy towards record Publisher breaking pursuits, but their efforts (and the efforts of those who cheered them on) lasted only a few days while Brian T. Field Karen A. Christofano the indigenous people of South Africa have suffered injustices for hundreds of years, and continue to suffer to ExecutiveDirector,Fund AssociatePublisher this very day. Alice W. Maggin Jeanette E. McCulloch This leaves one to wonder where the priorities of Conn's community lie. When the hot topic of campus Editor-in-Chief{New~aper) Editor-in-Chief(Magazine) discusions is the frisbee affair, and when the Bishop of the Archdiocese of Norwich himself, Daniel Reiley, deems the event worthy of his cameo appearance, we have to ask: what are we as a society really concerned Katy:J>. Jennings about? Managin~Editor Sincerely, Arin Stone, '90 Warcen Wells, '9 I
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~.. CONNTHOUGHT ~ ~ ------~------~Racism: Stumbling Block to Diversity §"
He told the audience that "as stu- grams. Walden was a place of tion" to other cultures. I call it a not help but laugh when Akbar J by Lauren H. Klalzkln claimed that all white women want ~ Features/Connecticut View Editor dents at Connecticut College, the whichnoneofthemcouldhavepos- good start, only thing that you'll ever be is an sibly conceived. However, I con- Racism exists in the United to be men. Therefore, they wear ~ "You represent an anomaly." Dr. educated slave until you begin to sider this information a valuble pan States. We cannot deny that fact. pants and smoke - traits, appar- i1; Na'im Akbar told a group of pre- uncover the realities of who you of the cuiturallegacy that I adopted However, with efforts like those at ently, which black women do not ..:::i possess- in an attempt to combat ..... dominantly African-American are." He added that in most cases, as an American. Connecticut College we can battle ~ sexism. Dismissing powerful lit- 0 Connecticut College students in students receive "training" instead This does not mean to say that I racism through education. erature such as The Color Purple Oliva Hall on Saturday April? He of true education. ignore my own heritage-i l feel it is First, though, we must get our and The Wome~ a/Brewster Place ~ continued, "You were never in- Thefact thatstudentsrnightteave very important to study my roots, facts straight. Oppression occurs to in one sentence, Akbar claimed ~ tended to sit in these hallowed halls here, according to Akbar, and it is something I have pursued. this day. However, I still find it that there is no sexism in African ~ of Conn College ... except to clean "trained," but not educated to the I also appreciate the opportunity to difficult to believe Akbar's claim culture. African women, he stated. the floors, maybe, or cut the grass. point of self-knowledge, is surely experience the other cultures which that the ailing African-American love and care for their men while .. [you] were brought here to be the fault of the job and money ,:----'------, United States Supreme Court staying home to raise their "boys" slaves, and they did everything oriented undercurrents which Justice Thurgood Marshall to be successful in the world. No they could to destroy your human- are the legacy of the 1980's on Akbartold the audience "can't leave the bench because sexism there, right? Some prob- ity," college campuses nationwide. that "as students at Con- ifhe got off the bench, we'd be lems are color blind. Akbar's point was certainly It is not a white pIotto prevent back in slavery tomorrow." In Each of these aspects of Akbar's valid- 150 years ago. Now, how- African self-determination. necticut College, the only addition, just as I cannot be- speech disturb me. Even com- ever, his pessimism. separatism, True, Freud and Emerson thing that you'll ever be is Iieve all whites have whips bined, though, they were not the and yes, racism, are destroying and Thoreau. were all white. aneducatedslaveuntilyou and shackles hidden under cause of m y profound anger and de- rather than ameliorating the ongo- They recounted experiences their beds in anticipation of the pression as I left Oliva Hall. I was ing struggle to achieve diversity that were not, historically, a begin to uncover the 'reali- day Justice Marshall steps most horrified by the liberal use of and an end to the battle for civil part of African culture. How- ties of who you are." down, I cannot accept Akbar's two words in Akbar's lecture: "us" rights that African-Americans are ever. those experiences an; not statement that the European and "them." Racial harmony and still waging in this country. a part of my historical back- concept of family is "destroy- equality cannot be achieved with an The first part of Akbar's lecture ground either. By lumping all ing the western world." Obvi- attitude that places blacks and seemed to address a legitimate whites together under the label of make up the full range of today's ously, he has never stepped inside whites in adversarial positions. claim. He rightfully noted that "we "Europeans," Akbar was guilty of America. This cannot be accom- the downtown New Haven YWCA, During the question and answer [African-Americans], in this point the same crime he accused "Euro- plished by Akbar's plan to institute where women are not proteeted by period following his talk, Akbar in our history, do not have an Afri- peans" of when they fail to recog- a college to focus solely on African race from being poverty-stricken stated emphatically that it is too late can educational system." He ex- . nize that blacks can come from history. Instead, we should work to single mothers. for the diverse racial groups in plained that Egyptians, who are . Africa, the Carribean, Latin-Amer- make more existing institutions Maybe, as Akbar says, "the only America to live together in peace. African, began an educational sys- ica-all over the world. Three gen- follow Connecticut College's ex- family on television that makes As a student at Connecticut Col- tem before many western cultures. erations ago, my family lived in ample. As we enrich our curricu- sense is Bill Cosby's family." lege, a leader in its attempt to culti- In that culture, Akbar stated, "self- Russia. I do not, however, consider lum by pushing for more courses in Maybe, too, he has lost sight of the vate diversity, I cannot help but dis- knowledge ... was the rudiment, myself either Russian or European .. areas such as African and Asian his- fact that many other families, in- the foundation, the very nucleus of I am an American. Freud did not tory and culture, weare moving one eluding the Conners and the Bun- agree. the learning process." base his theories of psychoanalysis step closer to our goal ofud.iversity dys and even the Simpsons are aU The second half of Akbar's the- on the psychological states of my awareness." Akbar calls our ef- parodies. sis, however, had less credibility. ancestors as they fled from po- forts uno more than an introduc- . On the subject of humor, I could Life in the New London Housing Projects
"People are again abandoning declining I don't mean the anesthesia of paying for yet Puerto Rico. "Near the pond," she whispers, Resurreccion Espinosa rural towns and moving to larger cities, as another government program, but involve- "there are some plants I have taken care of. Instructor of Hispanic Studies they have formostofthecentury. Those who ment. And that takes understanding. We Do you know those people who come every year in the spring and help clean up? They We were in the living room of a second stay face a growing poverty that remains, to won't really become a kinder gentler nation unless many people know something that's gave me a plant. They were really nice." floor apartment in the Crystal A venue hous- the rest of the country, largely invisible. Ifyou were one of the three hundred people ing project. The middle-aged Hispanic Whenever Iam confronted with this kind true about those at the bottom." At the Crystal Avenue apartments, the who left such memories in the minds of woman Iwas interviewing was inthe process of thing, my first thought is, Who will plant woman had gathered most of her belongings project residents - or would like to do so - I of packing to return to Puerto Rico. The the lettuce?' I have learned that members of hope you will volunteer to take part in this reasons she gave concerned her two children the inner-city poor respond to this question in acomer on top of a baby carriage and a few year's cleanup on April 29. If you do, you - she wanted them to have a safe environment with a puzzled or offended look. A few years chairs. She had put them up for sale. She will do more than give a hand at painting and in which to grow up. ago I offered to teach workshops on tofu- chose one of the objects and handed it to me While she talked, a stream of black chil- making at two local social service agencies. as a gift. It is a small plastic booklet called planting. You will have a chance to look at dren came through the door and without When I explained to a woman who was just The lee Cream Jones Song Book, containing places and people we all should know better. saying anything, went to the cupboard con- beginning to come out of a condition of words and melodies for Jingle Bells, Oh Firsthand contact is the beginning of any real taining a row of candy containers and pointed extreme hardship, and who was a possible Susanna! and America (sic) the Beautiful. understanding of w hat poverty and isolation to what they wanted. These children looked participant, how much one could do with two Along with the book comes a miniature, hand are all about. at no one, spoke to no one, answered ques- cups of soybeans, she gave me a horrified sized piano with a few numbered keys. Resurreccion Espinosa is the author of On the window sill, though, was something tions with a shrug or monosyllable. "They look. Beans meant poverty to her - hamburg- Pioneers, a study Of Hispanic women in are nice, los moneros," the woman said, ex- ers and soda, progress. I ended up teaching she was going to take with her - a plant in a New London County. She also reaches plastic glass which her daughter had received plaining that these children were the main these workshops to a group of well-off Spanish at Centro de fa Comunidad in as school from her librarian. The woman customers of the household business that people, who cheerfully paid for the informa- New London. asked me if! had any seeds she could plant in would allow her to buy the tickets to return tion. home. "It is the Puerto Ricans who slander Although the poor are largely confined to me if! find a way to earn a single peso - the areas through which most other people do not sarne ones who attacked my daughter and walk even in the daytime, the others see almost killed her." occasional signs that the poor exist. They Her children do not want to go back. Their show up in hospitals and schools; some look argument is that here they have money. for jobs, a few find them. But most comfort- Looking at the apartment you would hardly able people do not know what the poor think think so. Butthey are going back to the coun- and feel, or what their prospects are for the fu- ture. Ihave heard more than once from a re- tryside, where their mother actually owns a spectable church-going person, wbiledriving house and some land - a richness that, under past a project: "That's where the bad people present economic conditions amounts to poverty. Whatever this woman and her live." Matthew Cooper in an article for the Wash- family manage to grow, they will eat or bar- ington Monthly (Dec. 1988) writes of our ter. The rest will come from the state. J need for a new Dickens." While a new Dick- imagine their future as part of the situation ens couldn't cure poverty, he could inspire described in the magazine Dollars and Sense personaljOommitrnentform the middle class. (Sept. 1989). } FEATURES
<=> ~.... -, Anthropologist Digs up Sign Language Facts .'t movement and take up space. cally related. The styles were very and jokes between people within can Sign Language, Australian ~------About fifteen years ago, sign lan- different between first generation sight of each other. sign languages haveabout40basic 10 b1 S&lsao Feuer ~ 1'be College Voke guages began to attract auention. Italians and first generation Jews. Kendon gave examples of cir- hand shapes. ------They are highly developed Ian. The Italians used a lot of space curnstances in which full-fledged Kendon devoted the rest of the .~ The Anthropology Department guages which Kendon explains are when they gestured. Their gestures sign languages have emerged lecture to the discussion of Arneri- :> and the SIgnLanguage Club hosted "at one end of a continuum of ges- served as iUustrations to what they among people who could speak. can Sign Language. American $> a lecmre entitled "Speaking Hands: tured languages." were saying. Eastern European The Plains Indians of North Arner- Sign Language is autonomous; it ~ Sign Language in Perspective," by He explained that gesticulation, Jews, on the other hand, used com- ica, Bendictine Monasteries in Eu- has nothing to do with the spoken ~ Dr. Adam Kendon, anthropologist which is moving one's hands when plicated finger andwrist move. ,------, language. Kendon ex- h and professor at the University of one talks, is an integral pan of rnents, Their hands were closer plained, "You might Pennsylvania, on Wednesday, speech. Thereisacomplementary to their bodies, they used less think you could talk to a April, I I. Kendon, formerly a pro- relationship between gestures and space, and their gestures were Gesticu . I' at/on, which ,. IS moving British person in Ameri- ressor at Connecticut College and spoken words. Gestures and abstract. However, the people can Sign Language, but CorneU University, has been doing speech are "organized as a com- became integrated, and by the one's hands when one talks, is no." The manual ges- research on sign language intermit. plete package, using resources of second generation, the differ- an integral part of speech. tures are set up to corre- tently in Australia for the past six spoken language and other appro- ences disappeared. spond with specific years. priate resources," Kendon said. The cultures he described words of the language. Kendon first spoke of language Kendon next spoke of the social used many gestures, which had American Sign Lan- in general. He explained how Ian. regulation of gestures. In the late properties like signs, but were guage takes full advan- guagesemploy a visual gestural di- 1930's a study was done which not strung together as sign lan- . tage of the four possible mension and have expressive prop. compared gesturing styles of newly guage is. Their use was alternated rope and Central Australians have dimensions ofsign language by us- erties other than just spoken proper- immigrated Southern Italians and with the use of speech. Kendon all developed "ultimate sign Ian- ing the face, both arms and the ties. Languages are four dimen- Eastern European Jews. It found talked about situations in which guages" as Kendon termed them. body. The face, which is not used sional because they include body that gesticulating styles are ethni- people would like to use speech The development of these speeial in the Australian version, is an im- F=:"':;'=::;;;=='-::;;;::"::=":::::::~_::':"::"":'~=~'=":":':-=-:"':'::::':""""::"=':':"'''':'=''''; but are unable sign languages is related to rituals portaru part of infomnation in sign to due to cir- in which speech is not used. The language. Women's Awareness Week cumstances. Benedictinemonkscouldnotspeak American Sign Language has a He used the ex. because of their vow of silence. method of inflection. The differ- ample of work- Themostelaborateofthese"ulti- ence between nouns and verbs is Calls Attention to Issues ers in a saw shown by different mo- feminism, and they have sponsored a mill in Brit- tions. American Sign byToddWbI ..... women's book discussion group. ish Colum- American Sign Language takes Language also allows ActInI: Assoda&e Features Editor Awareness is the key word this week. bia who de- fUIIa d vantage 0f th e loure pos- for the use of pronouns Buttons, Everyone seems to be wearing March was the national Women's Aware. vel oped a and the representation buttons on theirjackets, shirts, or book bags ness Month, but, due toconllicts with spring speeial· sys- sible dimensions. of sign lan- of prepositional rela- to recognize Women's Awareness Week, break,POWRdecidedto bold this event in tern of ges- guage. tionships.Forexample, which was held April 9.13. The purpose of April. They hope to "foster discussion and lures. Since when speaking of a cat the week is "to prolIIOIe the awareness of be very visible this week," according to the work en- on a fence, the signer wornen on campus, Dana Osow I'i vironment can make the signs for and it is also a cele- . was noisy, It mate sign languages"was devel- cat with one hand and for fence iecki, '90, a bration," said Th' , k' member of tho was necessary oped by the Aborigines of Austra- with the other, then physically Leslie Pelton, '90. IS IS a wee to promote the current POWR"" t omak eupaset lia. There are also different sign place one hand on top of another to The week is dedi. awareness of women on cam- ex e cut i v e of symbols. languages with some similarities show the relationship. caIed to bringing pUS,and it is also a celebration.' board. For the Eventually, the among the Aborigine tribes. Professor Kendon presented an attention to the third straight gestures were Kendon gave examples of how interesting and valuable lecture vanous., women s _Les I' Ie P e It on, '90 year, the extended into a dif'teren t sisigns emerge."Th ere are a bo ut the development and use of groupsonthecam- W.A.W. has wider semantic pantominic depictions which go signlanguages,notonlytheAmeri- JIUS, to m e _-. "'!" .I been held on domain which thr ough a process 0 f hiigh styli12-3- can style, but also the styles used L peopleand aware ak of • campus. By all aUowed gossip tion," Kendon noted. Like Ameri· around·the world.
themovementtowardsequaJitybetweenthe ~"~,nlS..-...nP& • th'sI Year' SW • A •• W hasbee·nassuc-· • • • • • •••• • • • • • ••• • • ••• • • •••• • • • • • • • •••••• • •• seX:omen'sAwarenessweekisaJso the ~==tshedoesnotthinkthat :~JPJECJIAlL JR..AjfJE~ JFOJR..C((J)NN: culmination of the work of this year's thiscollegehasagreatdealofilifficultywhen • • ~=~'e,------,itcomestorec· : ~jfUJD>JEJNjf~ : = ognizing • • "The new execu The college is 'just not aware. women, but : • tiveboardsfor~ No one is intentionall" mall'- that thecollege • CRt'~~8"~IJI~ : year are beiD 'J is "just not : I ,,~n.,~., . formed soon. Sl cious, and we are just trying to N MINISO · :i:~~Of= educate people.' :sw::~ntio:;~; : - T RAGE : backonwhatwe'v' malicious, and • ~~ : ., -Dana Osowiecki, '90 we are just : • ~~:weWerlL __-, ..J trying to edu- •• : eatepeople." ~ ~ • The POWR exeron;ve board has been in Judging from the Dumber of people who : ~ : the post oIflCe selling T-shins and giving, attended the events and wbo are wall •:~~~Qll~ll~ :• Associate News Editor • • Associate Sports Editor : ASK FOR BUD : • • : DON'T WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE : Please pick. up an application • • : ARRANGE YOUR STORAGE NOW! : today in Cro 212, • • \.------'" ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• IHOP Provides 24-Hour Haven For the Hungry riously materializes as the clock occur in this crush of flesh, so ar- ketchup, or vinegar. This is not the have never lasted a gourmet dOli- ir by Lauren Klatzkln strikes the witching hour. From rive prepared to steel yourself time or place to think about cacy that can compare with ~ Featuresl Connecticut View Editor midnight until four, [HOP is it against the throng. cholestoroltests. [HOP's sausage and cheese om- :< At the inception of this new Long after Harris has thrown On one occasion, S in of cholest roJ the I v r e entire plate, ~ section. Connecticut View. Voice plastic orange bollSacross its doors walked in the overfl ow s ~ staffers engaged in much door, pressed with cheese, ~~ debate over its contents. We IHOP at a glance ... through the line, J and comes ~ decided upon a nebulous con- and walked up to with pan- ~ cept: anything outside of On a scale of one to five stars, a table where an- cakes, too. Connecticut College, pref- IHOP rates the following: other man was As a bonus, l erablyinthestate,thataffects S **** eating alone.' on every ~ Conn students. e«'''-u- The intruder table there is Large, pressing issues It's fast. grabbed some a rack hold- came to mind immediately- A~-**1I2 food off of the ing boules the environment. state col. customer's plate, . of syrup in a lege loan and grant legisla- It would only rate a two, but you drank from his plethora of tion, the cultural Mecca of gOlla love those flags. coffee cup, and funky fla- New Haven. In my mind, walked out of the . vors. however, was the single phe- f.ooJ..-*** restaurant. This You nomenon which has most IS a typical IHOP might think affected my life during the I gave it a four for the java, but incident. The International Houseof Pancakes nothing in eight months that I have lived Voice consensus knocked it These stories become mere ir- breakfast food, if this is possible, the culinary world could improve on this campus -the Interna- down. relevancies, however, when com- blows the fries away. This is that scenario. But for a mere 79 tional House of Pancakes, or, pared to !HOP's main draw-its !HOP's raison d'elre~and worthy cents, you can get a bottomless cup as it is affectionately known p~_***** food. IHOP fare can be divided of much pride. Asa young child, I of coffee with all that food. The to aficionados, !HOP. It's cheap and they give you a LOT into two main categories - break- always opted for the special plate blissful brew comes steaming to !HOP is conveniently 10- fast food and non - breakfast food. where a clown face is drawn with your table in an endless succession cated across the street from of food. When ordering the latter, one whipped cream and cherries upon a of huge, brown, steaming !HOP Super Stop and Shop in Gro_.'------.....Jmust be selective. The dinners large pancake. As far as pancakes pots. This coffee elevates IHOP ton. Getting there isan adventure in and all pizza places within a 50- are suspect, but the sandwiches are go, though, the chocolate chip pan- from a frivolous spot for weekend itself, as the route is fraught with miJeradius have taken their phones superb. Go for anything with cakes win the prize. They are a nmandgamesto aseriousretueling hair-raising V-turns. The parking off the hook, the sound of pancakes cheese - steak and cheese, grilled vision in whipped cream. The stop during the grueling all- lot, too, often reverts to a bumper flipping can be heard inside !HOP. cheese, BLT with cheese, etcetera. waffles and french toast are also nighters of finals week. car-like game in the wee hours of Once one enters .the building, These are meals in themselves, as worthy options for occasional dab- There are students atConnecticut the morning. however, it is quite a trick to actu- they all come with a plate heaped bling. All of these things pale, College who pledge allegiance to Itisin those wee hours that IHOP ally reach those flapjacks. Between with IHOP's inimitable fries. If however,infrontoftheamazingar- other 24-hour diners. However, comes alive. IHOP is cheesy for one and three every morning, bod- you're looking for something ray of omlettes. with its fascinating atmosphere, breakfast. It is dead at dinnertime. ies are packed from the cash regis- lighter. try the steak fries by them- As a friend once commented. amazing and abundant food, and Somehow, though, the atmosphere ter, to the outer door, Fights and selves. These are real spuds, with since the eggs are even better than oh, that coffee, IHOP is the dcfini- that is the essence of IHOP myste- minor riots have been known to the skins on, and they are perfect the pancakes, "they should call it uvc late-night experience, solo or with salt, !HOE." I am tempted to agree. I Plastics Swim in Sound She continues, "We can't help but be im by Randall Lucas pacted by the billions of gallons of sewag The College Voice that go into the sound every day ... abou "More baby seals were killed by being nine-tenths of that comes from New Yor On Our Entire caught in plastics ... than were ever killed City," However, she feels that it is importan by clubbing," said alumna Peg Van Patten, not to point fingers. "We need to remembe CoHeclion Of '67. that 'they' didn't pollute the sound, 'we' Debunking myths and inspiring the public did," Van Patten explains. HERFFJONES with concern about the environment arejust One of Van Patten' s personal concerns i part of Van Pallen's job. One of three plastic debris in the ocean. Something a seemingly benign as a plastic six-pack ring i College RiIg generations of Connecticut College students _ her mother Dorothy was a member of the deadly to a marine animal. A law called th MARPOL annex 5 has been in effect sine Styles class of 1933 and her daughter Anne, '91, currently attends Conn - Van Patten is the December 1988. Van Patten explains tha Communications Coordinator for the state this is "an international agreement . . of Connecticut's Sea Grant program, an [which] prohibits any dumping of plastics i Our entire collection agency with a mission of research and edu- the ocean." Previously there was no legislation be cation. of Herf! Jones Connecticut Sea Grant, located in Groton, cause plastic was not considered to be a toxi substance. Now. according to VanPatten, .. College Ring styles along with Sea Grantprograms in neighbor- ing states, is creating the Long Island Sound lot of states have done public informatio campaigns. . . so I'm waging a little cam areOON on sale! Study. The purpose of this study, which will be completed in 1991, is to create a manage- paign to get the word out." ment plan which will "address conflicts be- Part of Van Pallen's "little campaign" i Stop by the Herf! tween recreational and commercial uses of the annual Beach Cleanup. Over 550 citi zens, including Connecticut College stu ,- '. the sound." Jones displayand Van Patten considers the sound an "urban dents. picked up beach debris statewide las because of the dense population that fall, and the cleanup the previous year w our sales represen- sea" surrounds it FivemiUion people live within also successful. The type of garbage col /~ Iected is recorded forlater study, Van Patte JIr tativewill be happy five miles of the sound's coastline, and an additional 14.6million live within the "!Yin- said. Atherfrrstclean-up, forexample, th I toassist you with age basin of the sound, which includes the very different types of debris were found. I states of New York, Connecticut, Massa- The number one item that was foundbo your selection. chusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire. years were "small pieces of plastic ... tha LRingD'-a-y~s:------_.....J Van Patten considers sewage the number- leaves a lot of doubt about the viability 0 biodegradable plastic in marine environ March 26 &27 ONES one threat to the sound, which "is a lot more AprillS.20 HERFF J, important [than) a couple of syringes ments," Van Patten said. "In smaller piec $25.00 Deposit ICollege Rings washed upon the beach ... the media makes it is even easier for animals to ingest ... ih _ 11·3 a big deal of that. .. [and] those things are plastic is noteliminated from their stomach in Crozier Williams Lobby relatively insignificant." and they starve." Betsy Grenier, vice president orSGA and Finance Committee chair se ~ NEWS &:======Admissions Office and Conn Community ~e-: -.;: Prepare for "Options 2000" Open House ~ j------Matthews stated. "everything we In addition to campus tOUIS.spe- ~ by Cbrts Louis Sardella did should reflect the talent of this cia! hour-long classes taught by ~ Tbt College Voke community." Matthews wants the faculty and a library introduction. schedule of events prepared for the day will presenta number of .~ Aspiring to spark some interest in open house to interest the admitted additional features. At 1:30, stu- ~o!' the "college's personality. philoso- students so that they will be per- dents will present an Honors and ~ iil' phy, and vision for the future: suaded to matriculate. Matthews Independent Studies program to :3 Claire Matthews. dean of admis- also hopes that "our visitors will discuss the possibilities of educa- sions, hopes that over 500 prospec.,!=::.-_c:::o::m:::e:...t::o~C::.o::n::n::ec::u:::·c::u::.t.::C::o.::lI::,eg,,-=e~a::n::d~.:.u=·on at Connecticut College. At ~ tive candidates for the class 2:30. there will bean Interna- of 1994 will attend "Options 'Our visitors will come to tional Studies Pane' discus- 2000: the Connecticut Col- sion. Finally. specialized per- lege open house. The event is Connecticut College and see forming ans presentations. scheduled for Monday. April the very best the community including a briefsegmentofa 16 and slated to involve ev- musical currently in produc- ery aspect of the college has to offer ... ' tion, will be held at specified community. _ Claire Matthews, times throughout the day. Matthews said that the The candidates for adrnis- themeof"Options2ooo" will dean of admissions sion to the class of 1994 will focus on "Connecticut Col- be immersed into the college lege as a preparation for the 21st see the very best the community community during open house. century." has to offer on that day." They will be observing regularly Claire Matthews, dean of admissions She believes that each program The day will begin with opening scheduled classes and will be din- presented during open house will remarks by Claire Gaudiani, '66, ing with Connecticut College stu- class of 1994 to Connecticut Col- dents this year than past years. She reflect the accomplishments and president of the college. George dents, To make the students feel lege. said that the admitted group of stu- ambitions of the students, faculty. Willauer, college marshal and pro- more welcome, Marisa Farina. '93. Matthews is pleased with the dents "is a.particularly bright and and staff at the college. fessor of English. and Carla Mun- presidentofthe freshman class, and admitted group of students this diverse group." In regard to these programs. roe. '90. president of SGA. It will freshman Class Council have made year. She stated that this group has The college needs 34 percent of Matthews said. "we want people to then proceed into a question and abanner featuring the handprints of one of "the highest academic rec- accepted students to choose to be- be thinking about the future." answer session with Gaudiani and the freshman class. The banner will ords with a mean SAT score of come a member of Connecticut Commenting on Admissions' Robert Hampton, dean of the col- be attached to Crozier-Williams 1230." She also noted that the col- College's 450-member class of commitment to "Options 2000," lege. Student Center to welcome the lege admitted more minority 5tU- 1994. Commencement AC Floor Adapts for Speaker Issue Arises '" COnliNledfromp.l speaker to give insight about "all class vice president, a meeting this global decade stuff that every- Variety of Activities;' was held on Friday to discuss the one is talking about. but can't really situation with Jane Bredeson. the get a grip on." She said that his secretary of the college. Julie experience with world diplomats "The ball would not have been able to bounce," he said. Quinn. director of College Rela- superceded his at-sea navy experi- by Klm KreIS "This is a field house. and the floor had to 1Jeadapt- SponsEdMor tions.and those most distressed by ence. Vallarta agreed. saying, "he able fora multitude of activities," Luce said. He added, the selection of the speaker. She is very knowledgable in terms of "the floor is not perfect for anyone SPOrt." It!s" said, "it went very well. n international politics." Questions regarding the condition of the alhIetic however, considered adequately safe for the sports Tracey Vallarta, '90. senior Cluverius said,'Tm really proud. ter floor have resurfaced as a result of a rumored currently played there. ' class president. supported the andwe are lucky.tohavehirn speak increase in the number of spans-related injuries. At Kristen Supko.'92. a member of the lacrosseteam decision to invite Crowe. She here." this' time. there appears to be no evidence that such and injured student, tore ligaments in her knee while said. "he is differern_t_fr_o_m_a_l_o_to_f__ ~Th=e.::.ad=m.::.Ira::.::"Iserved for four years oncern is warranted. practicing pre-season lacrosse at the center. )Vhen she othermilitary ad- at the United Charles Luce, directorofaihletics and professorof bent to retrieve a ball, she pivoted and fel~ to the fl.Por. rnirals." Sta tes N av al hysical education. explained thatalthough the floor Her injuries resulted inreconstructive surgery. and she She cited an '[Crowe} is different Submarine Base is not absolutely ideal for every activity. the athletic has been told that recovery will take six months. article in The from a lot of other in New London. epartrnent has taken measwestominimize theprob- Supko did not specifically attribute her injuries to die WashingronPost In his acceptance lems. gym floor; however, she said. "it doeso'tgive},vith Magazine. Sept. military admirals.' leuer. Crowe Without any hesitation, Lucerespooded. "thelloor you," Supko was also a member of the baskelbaIlteall1 24, 1989. which said. "'I was is up to specifications." He did add, however, that "if and added, "there were a lotof knee prOblems oil, lhe featured the life • Tracey VaIIarta, highly honored to you had asked me that same question last spring, I basketball team:' would have had to say no." of Crowe. Val- '90, Senior Class be invited to be Cathy Home, athletic trainer, said that she was un- lacta said that on the commence- Last year, it was discovered that the protective aware of an increased number of injuries. She said that more than onc president ment speaker ... oatingon the floor was ineffective. leaving spolSof SludeniS who hurt themselves playing on irilramural occasion, Crowe and am looking the floor uncoated. These spots of exposed rubber teams generally do not go to her_ Instead, they go to the were deemed unsafe. opposed government actions and forward to returning to the other infirmary, In addition. sbe said, "f donHeep records" Once recognized, the problem was corrected by high-level officials. "So many side of the Thames River.''' - of the types or causes of injuries SUffered by SludenlS using a ilifferent chemical solution. Luce e-xplained who play on school teams. times in his career ... he wouldn't The decision. said Vallarta. was the floor is washed on a regular basis, and the take his assignment" made after receiving suggestions According to Luce, thenew gym, to beconS'ttuetedas ustodiaI staff uses a special machine to spread thin Both Vallartaand Smith tenned " from members of the Senior Class. a part of the College Center project, will have wood ofllle solution on the floor. The glossy sheen on Crowe a "military maverick." Bredeson. Quinn and Executive floors, He said that this is possilJIe becau~that gym the floor is proof that the solution is protecting the At the meeting it was decided Board seniors prioritized a list of will have "a liUJe more focused activity." ," ber padding. that leners will be mailed to all ten choices. The spans slated for this buiIiling include aerobic According to Luce. a floor with eXira-thick pad- seniors giving a full description of r------dance, floor hockey. intercollegiate and intrarniJral .ng was not feasible because of the variety of activi- basketball and volleyball. "A wood surface ishetter for Crowe's background. Rustralla StUdy ties perfonned in the athletic center. Luce stated that these actvities," said Luce. Smith. while not minimizing the Rbroad thicker Iloor would have made it impossible for One or two semes- These plans are pending approval by the.aoard of concerns, said, "it is impossible to e sport teams, such as tennis, to use IIle faeility. make everyone happy with any i ten. Rpply now for Trustees. .' one speaker." summer or fall 1990. Internships auallable. Charlotte C1uverius. '90. who BORROW $"' 00-$1 OO,OOO! ATIENTION- The College Voice' suggested Crowe for the com- For Information on Instantreplyl GOVERNMENT HOMES BEST semester from $1 (U-repair). needs photographers. mencement speaker, said, "as a Rushed stam ped addressed abroard program In Delinquent tax property military character. he really ilid envelope: Financial-I, Attend the General the world, cell l-BOO- Repossessions. break the mold." Drawer 1883, Alabaster, Staff Meeting 24.5~ll1S Alabama35007 Caill-602-838-8885 She believes that he is an ideal Ext. GH 5754 Monday at 5:45' p.m. NEWS Housefellow Selection 1990-1991 Housefellow Staff Abbey JuliaSmitb Process Completed Blackstone Cary Dyer Branford Kevin O'Brien Burdick Nancy Mather From these 60 applicants, a weekend of by WyanLowe intensive interviews left 40 potential candi- Freeman Lisa Herron The College Voice dates. The second round of selection in- Hamilton Chris Buley volved three-hour group interviews con- On April 9, housefellows for the 1990- Rich Hannah ducted by Joseph Tolliver, dean of Student Harkness 1991 academic year were announced to the Life, and a one-hour meeting with Williams. J.A. Sid Evans campus. What began as an informational The final decisions were made on March 9. K.B. Steve Stigall session in late January finally resulted in The Housefellow Selection Committee assigning twenty-one housefellows to their was composed of the current Housefellow ' Knowlton Maggie D' Antonio dorms. staff, an administrative committee of various Chandra Lantz While the position of housefellow is a Lambdin deans and faculty, and chairperson Wil- Jen Qa-zilbash prestigious one, according to Daphne Wil- liams. For the first cut, Williams met with Larrabee liams, associate director of Student Life for the housefellows and the administrative Lauus Jared Watson Residential Life, the job entails much re- committee separately to discuss recommen- Evan Lewis sponsibility. "The housefellow is on duty 24 Marshall dations. hours a day, seven days a week. They only For the second and final decision, both Morrisson KenSmoltz gettwelve nights off during the course of the groups met to discuss each candidate. Fi- Heather Arcovitch entire academic year, and all housefellows North Cottage nally all members submitted their choices Stephanie Braun are full-time students with other jobs and for the positions. According to Williams, Park may be involved in sports or other activities. "The two lists almost completely overlapped Plant Amy Lebowitz The job is unlike any other job because of the which shows the strength of the process." All Robert Charles time commitments." 21 candidates accepted, and in early April Smith The selection process was rigorous. Out of they signed their contracts. Windham AnjuliBasu the 80 people who attended the initial infor- When compared to peer institutions, Wil- Wright Brenda Baker . mational session in late Janoary, 60 decided liams said, 'The housefellows are the in- to apply. Williams said, "a big pan of the verse. At most schools they have larger process is self-selecting because at the initial staffs and might beon duty one night a week. informational session to have twenty people I think people have to weigh the prestige of the position with the not apply is significanL Thejob really makes realities of the job. We encourage that questioning. For students Governors Initiate a lot of demands, mostly in terms of personal who just see it as great rooms, we joke about it and tell them life. A lot of people understand they can't 'don't do it just for the rooms." make the commitment and that's fine." Conn Fellows Program byeathy Ramsey "The faculty members will re- 1be College Voke main with the dorm they are as- ODd signed to for as long as they remain Haden R. Guest in the program, to help lend the The College Voke dorm identity," said Sandner. J& MouLc;.CKIDj On April 2 the Conn Fellows Fellows and dorm residents will Elinor Despalotovic Claire Gaudiani Program officially began with an meetat least oncea month for meals ~dyRoacIl Helen ReglUl inaugural dinner held in Harris. and informal discussion groups. Tbomas,WiIson Garrett Green The new program is "designed to "Interaction between the faculty increase faculty-student interac- and students includes anything tion in an informal, friendly man- from dinner to a trip to the movies." e fa[k;. ner" by assigning faculty members stated Sandner. DavidBtailey Arthur Ferrari to each of the twenty dorms on The Board of House Govenors Steve Scbmidt Peter Leibert campus, said Michael Sandner, hopes that through such activities, Wayne SWllIISOII N. Murstein '91, chair of the Board of House faculty members will be able to Governors. "share their perceptions of the col- This program is modeled on a lege experience while gaining in- Branford; Knowlton; flam. similar system in use at Yale Uni- sight into student life on this cam- Frank Church DanieIIe Kaminski R.Espinosa versity. In past years the idea of pus." John Loge Claus Wolter Joann Monk faculty fellows had been proposed The application reads; "the Con- but was never developed. , necticut College Fellows Program All of the 53 professors who voI- has been designed to help students unteered for the program were ac- and faculty enjoy all our college Burdick: Larrabee; Smjth; cepted and assigned to each dormi- community has to offer. We are Theresa Ammirati B.AlIison Ann Sloan Devlin tory, averaging three per dorm. confident that it will be an enriching The Board of House Governors fa- experience for all who participate." Julia Kushigan Janis Solomon Mary Kent Leslie Westhaven cilitated the selection process. Fred Paxton Greg Tehennepe Windham: Freeman; l,amhdjnj Louise Brown Paul Althouse Patrick Ireland THE C~IMEl Judy Kirmmse Dorothy James Pamela Sorensen HlE~~D ...... Jean Loewenhardt Bob SI. Laurent George Willauer Wright; "It makes our Crozier-Williams project look like a snap. I was so Harkness; ',azrus; John Anthony proud." ARne Parmenter M. DespaJatovic - Claire Gaudiani, president of the college, at SGA Thursday, after Kris Lambert J.M. Woody Jefferson Singer describing a 26-year construction project at a Soviet University Ann Whitlatch "The grain during the rainfalls mainly in the Ukraine," - John Maggiore, '91, house senator ofLazrus, in response to MarshaU; Gaudiani's description of uncovered and sieve-like grain transport in David Fenton the Soviet Union Richard Rkci Seott WarreD NEWS ~===~~=~~~~C~~A~~I==; oats ppea s l Hirshen Tenure Decision COnJinu.edfromp. J time." He explained that two posi- and work in both of those fields. tions which opened because of 3:2 1 Elected to Particularly as the college moves have not been successfully filled, more into the international studies despite concerted searches. The area, we felt that he offered us a searches will be repeated next year. National unique perspective." These two positions for next year "Three, I think he compliments will be temporary. well the work in other departments Faculty members are eligible for Youth of the college. He provides support tenure consideration in theit sixth for work done in classics, philoso- year at Connecticut College. If phy and generally the humanities. " denied. they have one more year to Service Both Claire Gaudiani, '66, presi- teach at the college before leaving dent of the college, and Dorothy for employment elsewhere. James, provost and dean of faculty, "No matter what happens this Council declined to comment on the denial year, [Coats] will be here next Annlk Hirshen, 192 of tenure. year," said Swanson. "lfhisappeal csted citizens. teen couseling program, tutoring Gaudiani said, however, "we is not successful, we would have next year to look for someone to by Wyan Lowe The pilot council held its first third and fourth graders and work- have a splendid statement uilnfor- Tbe College Yoke orientation meeting in Washington ing with emotionally .disturbed marion for Faculty [IFF] that has replace him," he added. D.C. on March 23-26. Said Hir- children. guided my decision-making since Coats is "responsible for prepar- I've been here," ing his appeal, but we are working Annik Hirshen, '92, was recently shen, "the first meeting was to dis- Freshman year at Conn, Hirshen The IFF states, in part, "all par- with him ... he is getting advice selected to be a participant on a cuss what we are. We defined our- applied to be a mentor and later ticipants in the decision concerning from other members of the depart- seventeen-member nationwide selves. The next meeting, we'll became a co-coordinator of the pro- tenure, .. must consider the follow- ment in terms of how he might committee of the Youth Service discuss the nuts and bolts." Speak- gram. ing: the qualifications of the candi- augment or reargue some of the America Pilot Council. The goal of ing about the orientation meeting, Currentl y she is head coordinator date for tenure; and in light of the reservations that the president ex- Youth Service America is to pro- Hirshen expressed her goal of of the Connecticut College Tripar- mote opportunity for young people "bringing the momentum I feel in tite Tutorial Program that organizes tenure and staffing plan, the long- pressed," explained Swanson. to serve their country. Washington D.C. back to Con- 100 Connecticut College students term contribution which the candi- Coats was educated at the Uni- In Hirshen's words, "it hrings necticut," who tutor New London students. date for tenure can make to the versity of Colorado, Boulder, and- coherence to the different streams Hirshen finds much satisfaction OVCS submitted Hirshen as an quality offaculty as a whole and to has taught since 1978. In addition, of service. All community services in voluntary work. "People realize applicant. Out of 60 nominations the excellence of the College's he has performed government serv- join YSA to keep the communica- how much they get out of it. You' nationwide, seventeen were se- academic program." ice, published numerous works and tion lines open," Hirshen explained come away with so much. It sounds leered. All members of the council The government department is participated in campus presenta- that the youth council was estab- very selfish but it' s not what! mean. are under 25 years old. currentl y experiencing some staff- tions. In 1988-89, Coats was lished, in pan, because YSA lacked While the reward is not financial, ing difficulties. When questioned, awarded a $15,000 research grant youths. The pilot council now gi ves there is reward." Swanson said, "the staffing situ- from the U.S. Institute of Peace in young people a platform to voice Hirshen's high school volunteer ation is very unsettled at the present Washington, D.C. concerns on national youth policy work included working as a mid- and seeks to involve more inter- wife's assistant, participating in a Paul Altbouse, associate professor of music and director of cboral activities, served as choral clinician for the Connecticut chapter of the American Choral Directors Association. The workshop and concert took place on March 23 in Middletown. B"--'JL&' ....L.&.&4_ Claire Gaumani, president of the college, has been invited to participate in the seminar "Education Against Hatred: An Imperative for Our Time," at the University of Haifa, June 3-5 in Haifa, israel. The seminar is being organized by the E1ie Wiesel Foundation for Humanity in conjunction with the Associate University of Haifa. Dirk Held, associate professor of classics, delivered his paper, "Performing the Persona: Why Trainee Individuals Didn't Exist in Antiquity" at the annual meeting of the Classical Association of New England, March 30-31. Bank of Boston Connecticut Is a major sub~diary of Bonk of Boston, one of New England's premier financial insti- Mary J.. M~rse, ass~tant p~fessor of botany, gave three presentations of her work on "Signal tutions. By combining assets of over S30 billion wlth friendly. Transductions m Plants to the biology department and Medical Schools at Hiroshima University and attentive servIce, we strive to provide our customers with Kyoto University during spring break in Japan. 'Wo~d Closs Bonking ...New Englond Style." The Bonk of Boston Connecticut Loan Officer Trainee ~ogram (~OTP) Is designed to prepare the exceptional and Fred Paxton, assistant professor of history, was narned a Yale/Mellon Visiting Faculty Fellow for highly motivated college graduate for the position of Bank- 1990-~991. His ,,?S1 n~xt year will be John H. Warner, associate professor, section of the history of I,:"gAssociate and a career In commercial bonking. The LOTP Is designed to be completed in approximately medicme and the life sciences; and lecturer, department of history. 9 months. The first 3 months of training consist of a rigorous series of bonking and financial analysis classes. The second Peter Sacco, assistant professor of music and director of orchestra, is a visiting lecturer at the Yale stage of trainl~ is comprised of approximately 6 months of p~a~tlC?' experience consisting of two 3 month rotations School of Music coaching chamber ensembles during the spring semester, 1990. With1r:'different commercial areas of the corporation. As a In addition ID his Complete Cycle of Beethoven Sonatas at Connecticut College, Sacco gave Banking Associate Trainee you'lf work with various relation- performances of the Complete Cycle at the University of Connecticut at Storrs with pianist Leonard ship managers In gaining actual "llne" experience. Upon successful completion of the entire LOTP, the trainee wilt be Seeber and at the Chester Meeting House in Chester, Connecticut with pianist Cory Chapman. promoted to a Banking Associate and assigned to one of the commercial areas In the bonk. CIaIlS Wolter, head coach of rowing and adjunct assistant professor of physical education was the . At Bonk of Boston Connecticut, you'll earn a competi- tive salary and comprehensive benefits including medical! gueSlspeakerfor~annualEastLymeHighSchoolrowingteam'spot1ucksupper. Wolterrel';edsome dental Insurance. 40 IK savings plan. and full tuition reim- ofhts preVIOUS ~mg.and coaching experiences ID the parents and students and presented a 35-minute bur~ment. For consideration. please send your resume to: VIdeo of Olympic rowmg. C~rstopher Young, Bank of Boston Conne.cticut. B 1 West Main street,Waterbury. CT 06702. J.Alan Winter, professor of sociology, was an invited panelist at the American Jewish Committee's conference on the "Cost of Living Jewishly" in New York, March 20. ~ Winter's review of RetU17UngtoTr~tion: The Contemporary Revival of Orthodox Jewry by Herbert BANKOF BOSTON Danzger appears m the March 1990 issue of COnlemporarj Sociology. CONNECTICUT Sberyl Yeary, women's tennis and squash coach, was a clinician/lecturer at Wheaton College on =~}5 where she spoke ID 30 high school and college tennis coaches on "Teaching Players ID 'Just An Equol Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer M/F FacuJryNota(U~ compit.dfrom Dateline by Sarah Huntley NEWS ~ c;: ~iiiiiiiiiiii~~;=====~=~ ~. Conn Students Set New Frisbee World Record ~ Especially at night and indoors, the two ex- ." by Haden R. Guest perienced confused reactions to their task, Fis- <0 TbeCoilege Voice cher said that he visualized a letter, rather than :g a frisbee. He added that on several occassions As onlookers. supporters and news crews Hannah had confused the mission with a mili- i watched in anticipation, Rich Hannah, '91, and tary exercise. <0 JohnFischer, '91, seta world record for the two- In terms of missed coursework, Fischer ex- person frisbee marathon on Tuesday at 11:36 plained that "wechose todo the reeordata time a.m. r==!-.:''--'-=''----''-====::---'-''-'-, that the two of us had The two played until verylittleconllictsfrom 4:35 p.m., throwing the '1 think this is at least courses," He missed six frisbee for a total of 126 as rewardi mg as t h e class sessions, resched- hours and 20 minutes and uled a lest and spoke to breaking the former rec- first time two years his professors before ord,setbyTrinitycollege ago ... l came out of beginning the endeavor. by five hours. Both Hannah and Fis- The event was, in part, itfeeling really good.' cher expressed grati- a fundraising effort for tude for the enthusiasm the Drop-in-Learning - John Fischer, '91, of the college commu- Center in New London. world record holder nity. Hannah attributed Thus far, Hannah and their success to the "tre- Fischer have raised mendous support we got $1500 through pledges from faculty and stu- from everyone on campus," dents. They plan to collect more money this He added, "we really never could have done week. it without all the assistance we got. Thanks to Staying awake for five consecutive days and everyone who helped out, Itwas a great expe- nights, coupled with exhaustion from the rno- rience, but I'm glad it's finally over." notony of throwing the frisbee, posed problems Fischer echoed this sentiment and said, "I for the frisbee throwers, think this is at least as rewarding as the first Fischer said, "it was exhausting to be forced to' time two years ago" .I came out of it feeling Rich Hannah, '91, and John Fischer, '90, celebrate after setting new world record concentrate on the same thing for such a long reall y good," amount of time." Issues before SGA on Thursday night included changes in the Soviet Union, the 1991- 1992 calendar, the constitution for Students fortheProteetion of Animals Against Mankind (SP AM) and a proposal to appoint one SGA member on major committees a liason to the Minority Student Steering Committee (MSSC). Claire Gaudiani, '66, president of the college, presented her trip report to the Assembly and urged the members to consider ways to encourage the Soviet government's creation of student government forums. The debate over the calendar fOJ 199 I -1992 began with criticism ofthesrnall attendance of people at Sunday night's contaet session. Two friendly amendments including one to cancel Labor Day classes and an extension of review days from one to two before winter break were accepted. The proposal to have school begin before Labor Day was passed 19-7-3. SGA will forward their suggestions to Robert Hampton. dean of the college. Assembly Approves Liason The consideration Of SPAM's constitution provoked questions about the rationales behind constitution approval for a second consecutive week. Last week, the conflict between fmance constraints and club approval werean important between MSSCand SGA issue. Contiruudfromp. J This week the issue was whether duplicity of membership was a problem. John she and Hwang, served on irnpor- sis. Maggiore. '91, house senator of'Lezras, aaked the group's folmder. Shannon Stelly, '91. if tantcommittees in student govern- Hwang also emphasized that most of the club's membership is also part of StudenlS for a Clean Environment ment capacities. "MSSC is not a club. but the politi- HethoughtthatthequestionwasnecessarybecausesomeoftheconcernslObeaddressed She said, "we can't have the link cal voice of the cultural groups by the new club. an albacore tuna boycottandan iIIvestigation into the use of rats in the psy- depend upon the people in MSSC affiliated with Unity." The com- chology department. could be considered by existing clubs or SGA committees. andSGA," mittee was formed as a resuItofthe Betsy Grenier, '91, SGA vice president.disagreedand strongly stated. "duplicity in mem- Hwang wrote in his proposal, 1986 Fanning Takeover to "ensure bership does not necessarily indicate duplicity of purpose." She biter ~d that S1u~ts that the problem was "within the that the statement of concerns were canbelonglOmorethanoneclub.sl1ChasStudenlSOrganizedAgamSiRaclsrnandU~Ja. structure of student government," carried out." Huao Hwang, '91. chair of academic affairs, initialed discussion on the MSSC hason and hopes that this legislation will Masako Tamura. '92, chair of proposal to be debated and voted on next week. alleviate it. MSSC, was pleased with the over- He also proposed by-law changes to the BAC advisory board election structure. These He stressed that MSSC is the whelming supportofthe Assembly include the implementation of spring. rather than fall, eleeuons for all posiuons excepttwo actual umbrella group for minority on this legislation and views it as a senior spots, Tbe two senior positions will be voted upon in the faUto allow study-abroad clubs on campus. He belives that commitment to facing minority students the chance to participate. This will be debated next week. there is a false. "widespread under- concerns. She said, "I'm really SOA also unanimously approved the mailing of a letter to the Board of Trustees standing that SOAR [Society Or- excited that a lot of people are sup- expressing gratitude for their fundraising efforts for the Crozier-Williams renovation ganized Against Racism I is the porting us." project The trustees have raised nearly $2 million through the Development Office: overall umbreUa group." _ The proposal does not outline the Nicole Breck, '90, PR director. announced that class elections will take place April 23 Sabrina Durand, '92, assistant to specific committees this legislation and 24. Speech night will be April 22, and sign-up begins M~Y., ' the chair of MSSC. said that it is will affect, because the Ad-hoc Ricky Prahl, '90. parliamentarian, saidlbat he would be forming a comrmnee to help him logical to develop close ties be- Committee on Student Governance detennineclub night awards to be held May 9 at 7 p.m. EJections f01'four studenlS-at.-large tween MSSC and SGA because is currently reorganizing the As- will be held next week. Interested SIIIdentS are urged to attend the Assembly meetmg. both groups are political groups sembly's committee structure. representing student views. Both Final decisions concerning af- MSSC and SGA meet with the fected committees will be made by Board of Trustees on a regular ba- the SGA president. We'r~giving you two things you never tl1ought~ou had enough of. .Cash and Credit. Qualified college graduates can get $500 cash back and special Ford Credit financing, which could mean no downpayment. 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N•• FORD DEALERS ·Additional Ford vehicles not pictured but included in this program are Crown Vlctoria, F-Series Pick-Ups, Bronco, Bronco II, Econolines and Club Wagon. ~ ;;:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ARTS&ENTERTMNMENT------i~ ~ ~. Webber Makes Wise Move With Aspects of Love ~ an interesting interpretation of mills are em- ~~-~§ Michael S. Borowski "best man's rights" and the poign- ployed which ~ The College Voice ant There Is More To Love, which help keep the ~ Broadway's latest import from has become a duet for the two show's nearly :",- Britain, Aspects Of Love, opened female leads. 40 scenes rnov- eo April 8 at the Broadhurst Theatre. Webber's typically lush score ing. Fortu- ~- Based on the forgettable 1955 has been composed in his usual nately Nunn has French novella of the same name by style of intertwining five or six re- been granted an DavidGarnett, the show is an excit- curring melodies. When employed extremely com- ing musical that marks a definite well, this trick can make a fascinat- petent cast. ~ step in the right direction for com- ing metaphor, but often the melo- The four '" poser Andrew Lloyd Webber. In- dies seem to keep popping up with- original leads 8 stead of seeking another commer- out any thematical intent. Luckily, from the Lon- .... cial spectacle, Webber has wisely Webber has written some of his don production. '" ~ chosen to tackle a small-scale story finest and strongest songs: the soar- recreate their ~ roles for the..l:) that looks at people. ing Love Changes Everything, the c Concentrating on the intricate rompingJourneyofaLifetime, and Broadway pro- '" relationships of a young English what may be Webber's most ambi- duction. Mi- ~ soldier (Alex) tiouspiece, the in- chael Ball, the~ and a penniless The only question one tricate and haunt- fi nes t maIe L_-"'--_,,--_-'" singer working Ann Crumb and Michael Ball in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Aspects of Love French actress might have is why ev- ing choral quartet (Rose), Aspects' Falling. in the theatre today, sings with un- DuClos pretends to portray Jenny at mention. At different points, the powerfully pres- eryone sleeps with ev- Webber's book heard of passion and remarkable age 12;her sister, DanielleDuClos, design exceptionally conveys ease. AsAlex,Ball'syouthfulexu- lacks any breath support whatso- shadows of an unseen ferris wheel ents impulsive eryone else for no ap- adaptation and lovers caught in Don Black and berance and powerfully smooth ever, and fares no better as Jenny at and reflections from an unseen Ne- a swirling sea of parent reason. Charles Hart's tenor can touch the hearts of the 14. netian canal, as well as criss cross- passion. The L .I lyrics for the most jaded New Yorkers, and liter- Maria Bjornson's basic setting, ing shadows in a French villa. only question one might have IS original London production have ally bring tears to the eye. a bleak explosion of bricks and Aspects Of Love is a competent whyeveryonesleepswitheveryone undergone extensive revision. In Elinore O'Connell, standing in mortar, with the exception of a musical jhat, while struggling with else for no apparent reason. one startling change, the duet She' d for Ann Crumb, sings with an un- mountain scene, is merely unat- a few flaws, presents itself in a pro- Yes, the musical does have its Be Far Belter Off With You has canny Crumb likeness. When she tractive. The many moving flats fesssionalandentertainingmanner. share of problems. When is the last been turned into a bizarre quartet, sings the revised Anything But and backdrops are far more inter- Although unfortunately unlikely to time you saw a four person circus staged in a clever Hal Prince style. Lonely, Rose's eleventh hour pica, esting. Bjornson's costume designs surpass the commercial popularity that had the merriment ofa funeral? Although comical to an extent, the it is with a scorching intensity. which recount a post-war France of Cats or Phantom Of The Opera, Or watched a twelve-year-old number now pinpoints the musi- Kevin Colson ages wonderfully as are fine. it is far more advanced. Human and brushing her hair to the beat of a cal's sad concept of love, and the Alex's suaveuncle George.andfei- Andrew Bridge's outstanding intimate, it represents a wise move somber musical plea for mermaids? shockingly fickle nature of the sty belterKathlecn Rowe McAllen lighting design deserves special for Andrew Lloyd Webber. These two scenes emerge in the characters as they go about swap- as the Italian sculptress Giulietta middle of the second act. Yet the ping partners. seems to have the best time out of sponsored by DOMINO's show also has Gillian Lynne's pas- At times the plot can give way everyone on stage, especially when A & E TRIVIA sionately executed choreography to cheap soap opera antics, such as teamed with Colson, McAllen in HandMe the Wine and the Dice, the ridiculous notion that Alex packs a powerful punch when she This week's trivia questions: I I would be driven at one pointto kill takes center stage in Giulieua'sex- citing signature number Hand Me Rose. This, however, is Garnett's I.Who won the Best Directing Oscar for The Bridge on the River fault and not Webber's. the Wine and the Dice. LOW COST Kwai? Director Trevor N uno has ably The musical unfortunately 2. The above director also won an Oscar for what 1962 film? FLIGHTS pieced together Aspects with a calls for two child actresses. 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He is sincere and ~ ~ The College Voke ,,1------learns from his week under the spell of the ~ ~ Pretty Woman is currently the big spring pretty woman that putting things together d 8 hit, and with good reason. It is a light- can be more enjoyable than breaking them I.,;Th;;;-e'L-'-u:::D-'-Cb;:;b;:-o:::x:-;Tr.b:-"e:::a-::te:::r;C;:o:::m:::p:::a:::D::y';:De;::;;lig~h.ctsC:<;YC:o::u=ng=s:;:te=r=-s-iiW;;;i",th~piie=r:ifo=r::m=a=D;-;ce;;------.J !» hearted, entertaining movie about sex, apart. ~ love, and the ultimate romantic fairy tale- Roberts, however, steals the show with just the sort of thing people want to see as her lively attitude and sexual energy. Sheis 'Lunchbox' Sparks Imagination the weather warms up and the hormones something out of a storybook for Gere, but world. This play entails an enormous amount get hopping. Julia Roberts plays a prosti- there is nothing fake about her. Pretty Stephanie Bewlay of creativity, and allows the children watch- tute who picks up wealthy businessman Woman may be ~ hopelessly mushy and The College Voice Edward Louis (Richard Gere) and acts as Monday 4/16190 YOU STORE IT • YOU LOCK IT • Ernst Common Room, Blaustein: A poetry reading by renewed author Jackson MacLow, YOUR OWN STORAGE ROOM author of Representative Works: 1938-1985 and other books. Also Simone Forti, choreog- rapher. 8:00 p.m, EAST LYME RENT-A-SPACE Tuesday4/17/90 CALL TODA Y - ASK ABOUT OUR LOW RA TES! Hispanic Film Festival, Man Facing Southeast (Argentina 1986). A science fiction I- LOW RATES parable cum mystery set in Buenos Aires with wonderful tango music and dance, starring • SIZES FROM 5' • 5' TO 10' • 30' • STEEL DOORS, STEEL PARTITIONS • DESIGNED TO MEET EVERY STORAGE NEED • SPECIAL LOW·COST MINI-STORAGE INSURANCE Raul Julia. In Spanish with English subtitles, 4:30 p.m. Blaustein 210. 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Kev likes to recall the days world of lax, both bucks' and does'. please, please, kids, get out there when Mr. Cuddihy, his dad, took Dob saw the men defeat Middle- and cheer on the guys and gals lax him on New York's #4 train up to bury, while Kev saw the men play teams. It's good, clean.fun for the the friendly confines of the "House Middlebury and Trinity and the whole family. That Ruth Built" in The Bronx dur- women play Amherst. We thought ing the Yankee glory days of the that the men's game was simply Tennis mid to late 1970's. Dob likes to marvy, and we picked up the rules recall the days when Mr. Gibson, and nuances of the game as if we Kev and Dob sincerely believe his dad, took him out to The House had been watching it for years. Lax that teenage sensation Jennifer That Some Construction Foreman lingo such as. "man down:' "long- Capriati deserves just a bit more Named Earl Built, Metropolitan stick," "middle," and "beat the tar press. So, here is an update on her Stadium, in Bloomington, Minne- out of that guy" have become a part activities this past weekend. sota to see Rod Carew embark on of our everyday schmoozing vocab. This Friday she signed a $56 another journey towards an AL We found the women's game million dollar contract with Has- balling title. interesting as well. The women had boro toys who are planning to mar- There is some guy up on Morris- picnic blankets wrapped around ket a Jennifer Capriati action-fig- son's second floor who likes both their waists like Scottish mailmen. ure, lunch box, clothing line, and the Mets and the Red Sox. Go some of these athletes bought their beach thong. figure ... Sam "Toot Your Own" sticks from the same wicker outlet Saturday saw the thirteen- year- Hom, recently released by the Olde that Kev and Dob bought their old whiz kid whip Ivan Lendl and Towne Team, hit a pair of three run chaise-lounge. There are no de- Boris Becker in Canadian Doubles dingers for the Birds of Baltimore fined boundaries where the side- 6-2,6-3. She capped off her week- on opening day ... Nolan Ryan was lines should be. Kev was hosting a end by cutting a single, You Cant given the hook in the sixth inning of quaint picnic with wine and hors- Fight Love When Your Down a the Astro's opening day game d' oeurves to the soft sounds of 01' Service BreakerwiLh New Kids On Club Rugby: This past Wednesday. the club rugby squad took on a against the Blue Jays. He had a no- Blue Eyes when out of the north the Block and EI DeBarge. tough and unbeaten Coast Guard squad. To the disappointment of the hitter going. fans both 'A' & 'B'squads were defeated. In the 'A' match the Bears' The Yankees got their biggest won 32-3. The 'B' match was also won by Coast Guard by a 15-0 break of the fledgling season when margin. their opening day game was rained out ... Bucky "Effer" Dent won't Men's Club Lacrosse: For the past two Sundays, the club lacrosse last the season as the Yankees fail to team has taken on Coast Guard. On April I, Conn posted a 5-4 win. win 80 games ... Dob has seen a The offense was led in bothgamesby Eric Harnden, '92,andTom Hon- game in the Kingdome in Seattle, eywell, '91. Thedefense was led by Alexis Zoullas, '92, andNalHaais, which has about as much character '92, backed up by Bill Schulz, '91, wbohasplayed well in thecage. In and tradition as an '88 Oldsmobile their next meeting, despite a tremendous effon, Conn fell to Coast Cutlass. It is truly "The Ptex" of the Guard in double overtime by a 8-7 margin. Honeywell scored flF majors ... The Twins have one of the goals in lhis effort. The ream goes up againstCoastOuard on Tu&lay. most high powered offenses in This weekend the team \Illvels to Boston to play in a lOQl1IIIIIleDL baseball with Kirby Puckett, Gary - \ Our summer catalog lists more than 300 courses to choose from- in everything under the sun. Call HlOO-FINDS NIl (in Illinois, call 7081491-4114) OT mail this coupon. '".... " :;~~~~~======SPORTS l Men's Crew: f Crew Team Continues to Impress well as itcould have but were happy .~ by Evaa Lewis Tbe College: Voke with the results. :'2 ------=------The final men' S race was rowed lU The men's crew team has had a by the freshman "B" boat, which, ....~ weekend off from racing and has consistent with the freshman per- 8 been doing extensive water and formance this year, had decisively ~ land workouts; perhaps too many because Lee "Widow maker" beaten MIT and URI a week ago. Gatchel,'93, has had the opportu- Against Lowell, they once again nity to snap a few fiberglass oars showed that they were, in the words which were not built to withstand of coach Ric Ricci, "a scrappy bunch of fighters," rowing the that much pressure. On April I, the tearn raced the Lowell crew down and showing University of Lowell on their home them that Conn did not have any turf and swept them, taking first in slow boats. The scrappiest of them every event by a considerable mar- all, Kerry "Mad Dog" Smith, '92, gin.. .~() said, "I can't wait till we show The varsity eight was the first ~ Coast Guard and Williams how to race of the day, and the boat went ~ really row." better than it had been going in Cl Conn's secret weapon is the recent days. After soundly beating ;:! men's heavy pair, rowed by Mat- the Lowell eight, Geoff Anderson, ~ thew Berman, '91, and Al Rosa, '90, commented that the race had ~ '92, who have not yet been seen on -" been "uncontrolled but aggres- i.i:L -=-_-=-__ = ~:::=.:==::::::=....:..:::::::::.=:..::::..:::===_=~_=_::::::::::=:::::::..:J the race course. The rumor is that they have just returned from train- sive, It Men's Crew Team Races to Victory The next race was the freshman ing in the East German H.A.T.C. "A" boat which had an impressive against Coast Guard and Williams. the 500 meter mark. They dug in and, according to Anker, are "get- (High Altitude Training Chamber) showing at the MIT race on March John Bimsteel, '93, was happily and left the Lowell Crew in their ting faster every day." and will be unleashed on the Ameri- 25. They embarassed the MIT and commented that he "had never wake, beating them by an impres- After waiting in the cold for the can rowing scene sometime this URI freshman eights, and were ex- been passed during his collegerow- sive thirty seconds. The boat, com- varsity lightweight eights to start month. Expect big things. peeted to do the same to Lowell . ing career." prised of Rachel Goon, '92, as the race,· the 'varsity heavy four Conn also raced against Coast They rowed well and beat the Low- The varsity lightweight four coxswain, Jon Zobel, '91, at lined up and jumped away from Guard and Williams at Worcester ell crew by a comfortable margin went off the line next and while it stroke, Doug Stowe, '92, Andrew two Lowell boats, beating the clos- on Lake Quinsigamond this past and are looking forward to some seemed as though they were in Builder, '91, and Rob Anker, '90, est by nineteen seconds. The four Saturday. serious competition this weekend trouble against the Lowell four until in bow, have been rowing well did not feel the race had gone as Sports Roundup: Camels Have Successful Roadtrips to Maine Brooks Brown, '91, and Tim Fegin, '90. In undefeated Colby College. The Camels were victorious in their singles matches. Jon by 10m Kress, Sports Editor the cage, time was divided between Dave led by Eva Cahalan, '91, who had an impres- Krawczyk, '92, teamed up with Schaefer, for and WIlliam Schulz, CONNThought Editor Solazzo, '91, who had 6 saves, and George sive game, scoring 6 goals togive the Camels a easy doubles win. This weekend the Connecticut College Bart, '92, who had II saves. a 10-7 victory. White, Abbey Tyson, '91, By routing Colby and Bates the Camels men's and women' s lacrosse teams, along On Saturday, the Camels ran into the fifth Carter Wood, '93, and Sarah Casey, '91, improved their impressive record to 12-1. with the men's tennis team, travelled to ranked tearn in New England, the Colby each contributed a goal. Sarah Ball, '93, and r.~=---'====----==-=:-l Maine for a two-game stint against Bates and White Mules. Despite a great effort, the Sarah Hurst, '91, each had two assists. Colby. - Camels fell by a 12-lOdeficit The two teams The Camels retum from Maine with a 3-1 On Friday, the men's lacrosse team took were dead locked at half time, but in the record. on Bates, a team who had beaten them in their second half Colby's tough defense took over The Connecticut College men's tennis last seven meetings. The Camels avenged and were unable to beat the White Mules team had a very successful weekend, as they last year's 6-4 defeat by humiliating the goalie. defeated both Bates and Colby. Bobeats, 21-6. The Camels were again lead by Gately, On Friday, Conn soundly defeated Bates It was a team effort as 13 of Conn's 21 who had 3 goals and 2 assists. Attackman in Lewiston, Maine with a 6-3 win. Tim goals resulted from assists. Tom Gately, '91, John Birmingham, '92, and Captain Ed Smith, '90, the number one singles player led remained the top Camel scorer as he scored DeJoux, '90, each had 2 goals. In net, So- the way by winning his match 6-2,1-6,7-5. 6 goals against the Bobcats, raising his sea- lazzo played a good game, making 21 saves. Eric Hintz, '91, and Brad Freer, '91,alsowon son total to 10 goals and 4 assists. Alsocon- The Camels dropped to 2-3 on tHeyear. their singles matches. Conn won all three tributing for the Camels were Slater Ander- In women's lacrosse action this weekend, doubles matches with two set victories. .~ son, '92, who scored 3 goals, and Brown the Camels faced Bates and lost a tough 8-7 On Saturday, the Camels faced the Colby:> Cannon, '92, who had 2 goals and 2assists for thriller. The Camels led 5-4 at half time, but White Mules. Conn crushed Colby with a 9- ~ theday. JeffPhi11ip, '90, had 2 assists to pass were unable to hold back the Bates attack. Omargin. The Camels won all of their singles ~ the 100 point career mark. Malt Hopkins, The Camels attack was led by Lorraine and doubles matches with easy two set victo- ;:! '93, also helped out the Camels' cause by White, '91, who scored four goals against the ries. c adding 4 assists. Bobeats. Andrea Squibb, '90, had a great Contributing io the effort were Joe ~ Excellentdefense was played by theCamel game in goal stopping 7 shots on goal. Schaefer, '91, and Jon Krane, '90. James ~ close defenders, Captain Eric Filler, '90, On Saturday, the Camels got by previously Gellert, '90, and Malt Santen, '90, were also "',;-.:.:...:.:..,=,======,-::,.:.:.._~Lacrosse Player Demonstrates His Prowess Athlete of the Week This week's award goes to KELLY BERNIER, '90, of the Women's Track and Field Team. BERNIER set a new school record in the 10K race with a time of 39:50, beating the old record by 63 seconds. KEK& WHS