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@ZackDodge We just hosted our first game of FSU SKATE. 16 of our finest skaters on campus put on a great show! Thanks to all who participated #fanshawe

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@johnabreu CREDIT: FSU STREET TEAM you know what would be awesome? Hey Rosetta! headlined the Fanshawe Student Union’s Orientation concert in the SUB courtyard September 11. if Fanshawe College had a place for random musicians to grab instru- 10 Things I Know About You... ments and just play stuff, at any time

@jenniferpilgrim My 20min wait in line for subway at Channer seeks Dairy Queen fanshawe was worth it :) lol Julien Channer is in his second Justice, CAKE, Beck. 7. What was your first job? year of Computer Systems 4. What is the best piece of An underpaid paper route. @mfhowson Technology and said about him- advice you’ve ever received? 8. What would your last meal The new @yoyosyogurt location self, “I like to be the tallest per- “It’s never too late to go back to be? across from #fanshawe looks amaz- son in the room.” school.” A steak dinner followed by an 1. Why are you here? 5. Who is your role model? entire Dairy Queen ice cream cake. ing! Yogurt is so yummy :) To get an education that will turn I don’t believe in role models. 9. What makes you uneasy? into a job. 6. Where in the world have you Answering questions about @FSU_FINANCE 2. What was your life-changing travelled? myself. Still recovering after the awesome- moment? British Columbia, the United 10. What is your passion? Getting engaged to my fiancée. States, Cuba, Bermuda, England, Video games and computers. ness of the @heyrosetta show last 3. What music are you currently and I hope to do a lot more travel- Do you want Fanshawe to know 10 night. Confetti and sparklers, amaz- listening to? ling. Things About You? Just head on ing! #seeds over to fsu.ca/interrobang and click on the 10 Things I Know Visit the Biz Booth @morgaanaashley About You link at the top. for ticket information Just staple gunned a card to a magi- cians face?! #maythefroshbewithyou #freakingout #onlyatFanshawe

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Ontario student aid goes online to reduce lines

DARRYL GALLINGER THE LANCE WINDSOR (CUP) — Ontario’s student financial aid service is going digital. The Ontario Student Assistance Program (OSAP) is, for the first time, transferring funds to post- secondary students electronically instead of requiring them to wait in long lines at their institution’s financial aid office. Marian Doll, director of Student Awards and Financial Aid at the CREDIT: MARKETINGMEL.COM Over half of the Canadian student population aged 15 to 24 couldn’t find University of Windsor, said this a job this past summer. will afford administrators more time to help students. “As opposed to going through the monotonous process of releas- ing loans every day, we’ll be deal- CREDIT: HENRY YE/THE UBYSSEY Student job market not ing more with students who have a tution they’re attending, and even mate, students should see the funds problem that we have to deal with.” on to graduate or post-graduate start to flow into their bank hot this summer Doll said her office handles 130 studies. accounts without ever having to to 150 requests from students per Once the MFSAA has been step foot in here.” ERIKA FAUST average employment rate for sum- day regarding financial aid. processed, students continue to Reitsma said he would like to Around 50 per cent of full-time stu- INTERROBANG mer 2012 for students aged 15 to apply yearly for OSAP. The funds see the government releasing funds If you had a job this past sum- 24 was 47.9 per cent (down from dents at the University of Windsor will transfer to the university when before the school year begins to apply for OSAP annually. mer, consider yourself lucky. last summer’s rate of 49.1 per classes start, tuition will be deduct- help students pay for their books The summer of 2012 had some cent), meaning over half of the stu- Travis Reitsma, an English ed from that amount if the student and other necessary expenses. undergraduate student, said of the of the lowest rates of student dents in that age group spent sum- has agreed to that, and any remain- “I’ve gone into October - some- employment on record, according mer 2012 without a job. changes, “It’s great that they’re ing amount will be transferred to times into late October - (before finally entering the 21st century. to Statistics Canada. Students aged 15 to 24 who did the student. receiving OSAP funds). It’s never From May to August each year, manage to find a job this past sum- They should have been doing this Doll said she hopes that funds reliable; you never know when for the last decade.” Statistics Canada’s Labour Force mer worked an average of 24.2 will reach students sooner as a you’re going to get it.” Survey looks at labour market hours each week. To accomplish this, OSAP has result. Undergraduate Bailey McCoy introduced the Master Financial information about Canadian stu- The job market is tough for “That’s the goal,” she said. “If agreed that some students need dents aged 15 to 24 who were in everybody province-wide; Student Aid Agreement (MFSAA), the system can support what (the their OSAP right away. a lifetime loan contract. As long as school full-time in March and plan Ontario’s unemployment rate in financial aid office) needs to do in “They could pay off their school to return to full-time studies in the August was eight per cent. the student doesn’t allow more a very short time frame … I’m a lot faster, get their living expens- than two years to elapse between fall. For the survey’s full findings, going to say seven business days, es done … and just focus on their The survey found that employ- check out tinyurl.com/statscan- full-time studies, the agreement which is a fairly conservative esti- school work.” will follow them to whatever insti- ment rates declined for students of jobssummer2012. all age groups this summer. The Fanshawe’s getting active, you should, too

STUART GOODEN Check out page 9 for a full list of INTERROBANG the events, as well as where and The Fanshawe Student Union is when they’ll take place. cutting the ribbon for its very first There is no formal sign-up or Get Active Fanshawe Week. The registration. To participate, simply events taking place this week show up. Games include soccer- include a long list of games that baseball, capture the flag, an adap- will surely get your heart pumping tion of Angry Birds and water bal- and your adrenaline flowing. loon dodgeball. Tory Holmes is the FSU’s VP of Holmes said he understands how Internal Affairs, and he said that tough going to college for the first the week is going to be a great time can be for many students. opportunity to have fun and meet “Everyone who’s been at college your fellow Falcons. “It’s an for a few years remembers what awareness week to get students out first year is like and how scary and of their dorm rooms, out of the nerve racking it can be to be at classroom, out of their houses, and school … having fun breaks down just get outside in a social and fun those barriers.” atmosphere,” he said. “They can The best thing about Get Active be doing a healthy activity that will Fanshawe Week is that anybody get them running around, tired out, can join; you don’t have to be a and (it’s) also a good chance to track star or student athlete to make friends along the way. What come out. “It’s not geared towards we’re going to strive for is student athletics in any way,” Holmes said. participation, that’s the main “This is something for the demo- thing.” graphic … interested in coming The events will take place out and having fun.” So, basically, throughout the week, some during everyone. the days, but most after class by Simply put, Get Active the patch of field at D-Sub Fanshawe Week should definitely Courtyard, and out in the larger be on your to-do list. I’ll be there, field in front of Merlin House. will you? FSU www.fsu.ca CONTESTS 4 NEWS Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

Little black dresses hit the catwalk for cancer support centre

AGNES CHICK Fashion Design program are con- “We’re glad and appreciative of INTERROBANG tributing their little black dress cre- the students wanting to partici- Little black dresses are hitting ations to the cause. pate,” said Tran. “It’s a great way the runway this month to support Third-year Fashion Design stu- to provide an opportunity for them those affected by cancer. dent Julia Cangemi is donating her to get their feet wet and for the September 21 marks the sixth little black dress design to the event to support local emerging annual Little Black Dress Event event, hoping to inspire people talent.” hosted by Nova Vita in support of affected by cancer. With over 600 guests expected Wellspring London and Region, an “I wanted to participate because to attend, this year’s event is fea- organization that offers programs all the proceeds go to an amazing turing “Believe with Bekka” – a and services to individuals with cause that helps a lot of people,” motivational speech by Bekka cancer, as well as their family said Cangemi, “and through this Demers who is currently battling members and caregivers. event I am able to get my name and breast cancer. Overcoming a radi- Operating on the generosity of my designs out into the communi- cal mastectomy and chemotherapy donors and community-based ty.” treatments, Bekka will share her fundraising initiatives, Wellspring In his second year at Fanshawe, story of hope and belief that she provides these programs and serv- Sebastian Guarin encouraged other can now confidently call herself a ices free of charge to help people Fashion Design students to seek survivor. restore the dignity and control out volunteer opportunities such as Since 2007, the Little Black often lost when diagnosed with the Little Black Dress Event to Dress Event has raised over cancer. gain experience while giving back $75,000 for Wellspring and the Taking place at London Music to the community. local community. Along with a Hall at 185 Queens Ave., the event “I am always finding ways to be dedicated staff of volunteers, is featuring a hairstyle and fashion creative, and explore and further Whittle and Rhonda Bernardi, show hosted by local salon Nova my talents,” said Guarin. “What owner of Nova Vita, organize this Vita. better way than to participate in an event to bring fun, fashion and Melissa Whittle, managing part- event for charity where my cre- music together. ner of the Little Black Dress event, ations can be showcased?” “We’re looking forward to praised the team at Nova Vita for Guarin said he hopes that his lit- another great event this year,” said their level of dedication, support tle black dress design will inspire Whittle. and creativity in creating a great young people to participate in Tickets are on sale now and can show with client and community events like these. be purchased in advance for $40 at involvement. “Every year we have “There are many young people Nova Vita Hair Studios & an incredible team of volunteers like me who care and who want to Esthetics located at 740 Richmond who work all year round to bring help out,” he said. “I do it because St. or online at ticketscene.ca. If the details, donations and contribu- it matters and because it’s impor- available, tickets will also be sold tors together, on a shoestring budg- tant to me.” at the door for $50. et, which is invaluable,” said Fran Tran, event publicist for the For more information on the Whittle. Little Black Dress Event, recog- event, visit CREDIT: LITTLEBLACKDRESSEVENT.CA Dedicating their time and talent nized the hard work that volunteers littleblackdressevent.ca. Some Fashion Design students from Fanshawe are participating in the to the Little Black Dress fashion put into the event to make it a suc- sixth annual Little Black Dress event, which raises money for Wellspring show, students from Fanshawe’s cess. London and Region to support people who are affected by cancer.

CREDIT: RUNFORTHECURELONDON.WORDPRESS.COM The starting line of last year’s run, which raised just under $1 million. Run to beat breast cancer

LINDSAY ROCHE Paint It Pink and lots of sweet pink INTERROBANG treats at a strawberry social. Lace up for a great cause! The CIBC Run for the Cure hit their Canadian Breast Cancer $1 million goal in 2010, but fell Foundation is gearing up for their just a bit short last year. So far this 18th annual Run for the Cure. year, the top fundraising team, The The 5 km run will begin at 10 Athletic Club Team Leanne, has a.m. on September 30 in Victoria donated over $15,000 for the Park. Runners will make their way cause. through downtown, travelling Event organizers are always along Queen Street, Wharncliffe looking for a helping hand, and Road and Blackfriars Street before volunteers are always welcome for coming back down Talbot to end at a number of positions. A volunteer the Park. CIBC Run for the Cure must commit to at least four hours also has a 1 km run that will begin of work, and no experience is at 10:15 a.m. on the same day. required. Katherine McIntyre, media CIBC Run for the Cure is hold- coordinator for CIBC Run for the ing a number of contests for online Cure, said that the organization is fundraisers, including a special hoping to raise $1 million this year challenge for post-secondary stu- through various events. Leading up dents with a $2,500 prize – check to the race, CIBC Run for the Cure out the website for details. For held a number of events during more information, to register for their Pink Week in June, including the run or to donate to a great pinked-out pooches at Pink Your cause, head to www.runforthe- Pup, pinked-up local businesses at cure.com. 5 Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ NEWS

CREDIT: LISA MOORE-CALCUTT Last year, the Gift of Life Walk saw over 200 participants. The event raised approximately $32,000 for the Kidney Foundation.

CREDIT: ERIKA FAUST Londoners to walk for Andrew Judge, instructor and curriculum development coordinator of the brand-new First Nations Studies pro- gram at Fanshawe, introduces the program’s official launch on September 6 in Forwell Hall. The day kicked off with a Sunrise Ceremony at 7 a.m., and guest speakers were featured throughout the presentation. The program kidney care was put together with input from nearly 100 First Nations community members from local tribes. Under the General Arts and Sciences program, students may now complete a First Nations Studies Major as a one-year MELANIE ANDERSON five weeks except for an hour a certificate or a two-year diploma program. For more information on the First Nations Studies major, check out INTERROBANG day,” Biskaborn shared. “They put www.fanshawec.ca/fns. “Taking steps inspiring hope.” me on a diet that was kidney That’s the theme for the Kidney friendly, but I had a relapse after Foundation’s Give the Gift of Life four weeks and began dialysis.” Walk this year being held on Biskaborn said she felt much better College teachers ratify agreement September 23. The Foundation is while on dialysis but admitted it hoping to bring 250 walkers to wasn’t always easy. “The biggest MELANIE ANDERSON voting to accept the agreement. they’re to provide academic lead- Gibbons Park, all working together issue was if you had a blood pres- INTERROBANG The new two-year agreement ership.” to raise $32,000. sure drop, you were down for the In a province-wide vote held on Registration for the Give the rest of the day – you were tired, includes job security for partial- The deal also includes a two- September 10, faculty at Ontario’s load workers (those who teach year wage freeze for employees, Gift of Life Walk begins at 10 just no energy.” Biskaborn was put 24 colleges ratified a new collec- a.m., and the walk begins at 11 on the transplant list on February 9 seven to 10 hours per week) allows but Bedford didn’t seem too con- tive agreement. The agreement eligible faculty to move through cerned. “This round wasn’t about a.m. Walkers can choose to partic- of this year and was lucky enough negotiated between the college fac- ipate in either a 2 km or a 5 km to have her transplant from an the grid and leaves benefits (such money; it was about dignity and ulty bargaining team and the as sick leave, dental and vacation) respect. We knew from our mem- walk. After the walk is over, par- unknown donor this summer. Ontario Public Service Employees ticipants are invited to a barbeque. Ramzanali is an organ donation untouched. bership that salary was in the top Union (OPSEU) avoided what “We also had an improvement in 10 … but, there were much higher Participants typically include recipient as well, having received a could have been Fanshawe’s sec- dialysis patients and their families, kidney and pancreas transplant. coordinator language,” Darryl priorities for our membership, so ond strike in two years. Bedford, President of OPSEU we were able to address two items living donors, family members of Dialysis became a large part of her Approximately 89 per cent of deceased donors, and doctors. life as she completed treatments local 110 explained. “This was to and not take any steps backwards.” votes were cast in favour of the clarify that coordinators are not to OPSEU represents more than Rizwana Ramzanali is the Fund three times each week for seven agreement, according to unofficial Development Officer for the years. “There are things that are supervise other faculty, they’re not 10,000 faculty members at col- results. Fanshawe College had a 40 to perform management duties, but leges across Ontario. Kidney Foundation of Canada and very hard to cope with,” she per cent turnout with 97.4 per cent she said she’s seen the walk grow explained. “Diet is one of the so much every year. “I feel that our biggest challenges; every food you message is getting out to the gener- eat is not good for a patient on dial- al public, because I see participants ysis. Things such as tomatoes, who attend the walk and have no potatoes, lots of fruit, coconut.” affiliation with kidney disease or Dialysis patients are also told to transplantation, but it’s because avoid dairy products such as milk they care to be there and help make and cheese, whole grain products, a difference.” canned foods and nuts. Seven-year-old Ryley Mitchell Ramzanali doesn’t know who will be at the walk sharing her her donor family is, but she is very story with the crowd. “Ryley is an thankful that she was lucky enough amazing young girl from to receive a double transplant. Woodstock,” said Ramzanali. “She “The life I’m living now is very received a heart when she was only normal. It’s just nice waking up seven months old.” Ryley will every morning knowing I don’t speak out about the gift of organ have to take my insulin shot, don’t donation. have to test my sugar or glucose. Ramzanali highlighted some When you’re on dialysis, your kid- numbers, “We currently have over neys are not functioning, all the 1,600 patients in Ontario waiting fluids you consume are collecting for a kidney transplant, and unfor- in your body. I don’t have that tunately it’s always been that way, problem anymore, and it’s amaz- if anything it’s grown over the ing. I think the life I’ve lived since years.” my transplant is a gift to me.” Sharon Biskaborn will be the Ramzanali encouraged others to other guest speaker; she just had donate and help out for those who her transplant on July 11 at aren’t so lucky. “The money raised University Hospital under the care goes to programs and services for of Dr. Norman Muirhead and Dr. our patients,” she pointed out. Patrick Luke. She is hoping her “One of the pieces of information message will give patients on dial- we provide to them is a binder. It’s ysis hope and explain to them that got all the information about the recovery doesn’t take too long. She journey they are going to embark is also hoping to raise awareness. on, this is provided to them by The “Before I had a problem, I knew Kidney Foundation.” The money the function of kidneys, but I was- also goes into research initiatives. n’t aware of how important they The foundation has already raised are, so I just think we need to get over $100 million for research. more information out there.” With over 10,000 Ontarians cur- Twenty-one months ago, rently living with kidney disease, Biskaborn went to the emergency Ramzanali said the most important room after discovering a rash on goal is truly helping those in need. her upper torso. She found out that “We want to make a difference in a virus had infected both of her the lives of patients living with kidneys and she only had 20 per kidney disease, we want to help cent function left. “They loaded ease the burden they live with me up with some heavy-duty every day.” steroids, (and) I did not sleep for LETTERS TO THE EDITOR 6 [email protected] OPINION Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ A student’s prayer

NOTES FROM DAY SEVEN MICHAEL VEENEMA [email protected]

A little while ago, I ran into a person who Iran: Why said that she definitely was not a believer in any religion. Not a believer in a church or a temple or a holy book or a god. “But I pray all and why the time.” “I just pray for all kinds of things. For my boyfriend to be happy, for a good job, for my now? car to not break down, for my grandmother to CREDIT: WCICC.ORG be healthy for another day. For the things I involve a drumming circle or communal call- VICTOR DE JONG need. For stuff that’s important to my ing out. Lord God, you are a wonderful being INTERROBANG friends.” Of course, I’m speaking so far as an out- You made everything On September 7, depending who you lis- Which is one place to start. You might not sider since I’m not a member of any of the You’ve given me and my family ten to, we all but declared war on Iran. In believe in God, but you might not disbelieve traditions I have just mentioned. I am much and friends the gift of life reality, we joined the United States and either. You might sense that there is more of an insider regarding the rest of what Britain by cutting diplomatic ties with what Something out there, though you are not sure Thank you for the opportunity to learn I write here. foreign minister John Baird refers to as “the what. It could be just the Universe somehow Help me to make the most of it Wherever Christianity has spread prayer most significant threat to global peace and eyeing you and having a way of being inter- To appreciate my teachers has followed a different trajectory. In security in the world today.” ested in what’s going to happen to you today. To support my classmates Christianity (as in Judaism, since Christianity While this declaration seems a bit extraor- Prayer. It has different meanings. As a first To embrace the good things I have is the main extension of Judaism in exis- dinary, it should be taken in the context of example, Buddhist prayer is about “recondi- learned from my family, tribe or community tence), God is personal. He is the Creator who the current economic sanctions imposed on tioning” the inner person. It’s about “awaken- as I move forward made us to live in open and hope-filled rela- Iran, not only by Canada, but also by the ing our capacities for strength, compassion tionship with him. Thus, for Christianity, Bless the college United States, European Union and United and wisdom.” This is according to the prayer is essentially to speak with God from Everyone involved here Nations. The troubling actions of Iran in Buddhist Faith Fellowship website. In other the heart about the things that truly matter to Including the president, governing recent years, particularly concerning their words, Buddhist prayer is not the kind of you or me. boards and committees efforts to become a nuclear power, prompted prayer that the friend I just described prac- Some words in prayers can be words of The instructors and custodians the cutting of diplomatic ties. Despite this tices. It’s not about asking a god or the praise. Others can be words of thanks. There Administrators and support staff of history, the move was a surprise given that Universe for the things we desire but about can be words of confession. There can be all kinds no recent developments in the nature of finding the strength to live in a peaceful way. requests for forgiveness, and requests for any And, perhaps, let me be like Christ, the Lord Iranian-Canadian relations prompted the When it comes to Hindu prayer, as far as I number of things or events that the person Who also, it is likely, learned a trade – carpentry declaration. Iranian diplomats were given can tell, it appears to be a way of seeking one- praying desires. This usually involves some from his father five days from September 7 to leave the ness with the universal soul. Such prayers groping in the dark since Christians leave it Who learned the arts of study, speaking, teaching, country and vacate their embassies. Baird typically consist of repeated chants. up to God whether or not to fulfill all the leading, healing, counselling, and helping also stated that Canada’s diplomats in Muslim prayer is much different again, requests one makes. those in trouble Tehran had left the country. requiring that attention be paid to the time of Still, Christian prayer is an exercise of hope Who was patient, and who worked In response, the Iranian government day, to the direction one faces, to the cleans- and trust. Hope that God will act in love and very hard in order to right wrongs issued a terse and ominous release threaten- ing from certain sources of filth such as urine with power to make life better for others, for Who loved the common things of the world, ing “immediate and decisive” action. The and feces. Prayers must conform to the strict the person praying. And trust that whatever food, farms, shelter, friendship and wine at the nature, timing and severity of the potential understanding of the Muslim god and of how his response, even if it disappoints us, it will table reaction remain to be seen but the statement he requires prayer to be offered. nevertheless be for the best. And who above all, used his own powers and abili- decries Canada siding with the “Zionists” Aboriginal prayers, as I observe them, help So, what could a students’ prayer look ties to mend what was broken, and give your hope, (Israel). connect the person praying to the powers of like? Here’s one that you might find useful. God, to all who reach for it. Amen. While the government’s position is con- animals or of ancestors of the past. They may sistent with previous administration’s rela- tions with Iran, the lack of incitement for this declaration leads us to the question, why now? Prime Minister Stephen Harper has The cost of violence made a clear point to politically align our- selves with countries that we consider valu- Dear Editor: Encompassing over 190 Member States, the nation, but the paradox lies in our oblivious- able allies, yet the support of countries such Nine trillion dollars (USD): the estimated United Nations provides an international ness to how, as a planet, we are losing exact- as the United States, Israel and Great Britain size of the economic impact we could expe- forum and promotes progress in human ly what we’re fighting over. Knowing the is hardly in question. It’s widely believed rience, had the world been completely rights and living standards through various impact of our actions is the first step to that withdrawing our Canadian embassy peaceful in 2011. While the world has been programs and funds. The Millennium changing perspectives globally on nurturing staff from Tehran could be in reaction to recently reported to have become more Development Goals also falls under the a united world and making change happen; intelligence concerning a potential Israeli peaceful for the first time since 2009, United Nations, and encompasses various after all, every domino effect begins with a military strike against Iran, which could according to the Global Peace Index in global challenges including the establish- single domino. spark an international conflict. Baird made a 2011, it is hard to ignore how much of the ment of universal primary education, the Arnav Agarwal point of saying they “unequivocally” had no job is left to be done. From a Canadian per- halving of extreme poverty levels and pre- McMaster University intelligence of such a strike, but the fact that spective, a rise in the rankings to being iden- vention of the spread of HIV/AIDS by 2015. he addressed it vastly increases the likeli- tified as the fourth most peaceful country The regular budget of the organization of the Petition calls for new hood of just such a scenario. globally is a positive sign, leaving only U.N. is reported to be nearly $1.9 billion Should that take place, Canada would Iceland, Denmark and New Zealand ahead annually. Drawing approximately half of its local TV station appear to possess keen foresight as interna- of us. However, the index, published by the annual total expenditure from voluntary con- tional infiltration by the Iranian special Institute for Economics and Peace, brings to tributions of its Member States, its annual Dear Editor: guard has been noted in recent years. With light far more than the relative rankings of expenditure of $15 billion on peacekeeping To all Londoners – especially those that the official Iranian Embassy dispatched from these countries in terms of their peaceful- missions, programs, funds and specialized do not have cable or satellite TV, or who the country, Canada won’t be forced to play ness: it signifies the cost of violence. agencies are able to be covered by annual have any televisions that only use antenna or diplomatic games with stakes much higher Let’s put this into perspective: how large world military expenditures of $1 trillion rabbit ears – this is important to you. London than they are today. Conversely, the closure is the potential impact of a completely would pay for the U.N. system for 67 years! has lost three over-the-air television signals of both embassies is creating chaos for citi- peaceful world? Some of the largest threats A quick calculation on the potential impact in less than 12 months (CKXT-DT,CBLN- zens of both countries who rely on the on a global scale include climate change, of a complete reduction in violence yields TV and CBLFT-TV-9). We currently have embassies for visa renewal, marriage poverty and economic instability. The esti- staggering results as well: over 600 years of no local content available over the air except licences and a host of other administrative mated $9 trillion USD is reported to be the U.N. system’s expenditures are covered the evening news on CFPL-DT (CTV Two functions. equivalent to the size of the German and with $9 trillion. London). Finally someone is coming for- On September 11, the Israeli prime minis- Japanese economies combined, the former It’s evident that a reduction in violence ward to try to bring community-based and ter issued a statement criticizing the U.S. for ranked as having the fifth-largest gross carries with it an economic impact of great community-focused television to London not giving Iran a deadline to disarm and halt domestic product and the latter having the significance, but bringing an end to violence that will be available to everyone. This will their pursuit of nuclear weapon components. third-largest GDP globally in terms of pur- on a global scale does not happen overnight. encourage arts and culture in London and According to the statement, the absence of a chasing power parity as of 2012. The first step to embracing a peaceful world, bring more good-paying jobs. I encourage all disarmament deadline puts the United States Furthermore, $9 trillion is easily able to however, is realizing how much of it is left of you to sign this petition and tell all your in a position of perpetual inaction. Whether cover the entire amount allocated to deal to unlock and explore by fuelling efforts to friends about it. It will demonstrate that there the sanctions imposed by Canada prompted with the European sovereign debt crisis with live in harmony rather than to live apart. is community support for a new community this statement is hard to say, but it does point the European Financial Stability Facility. While a 100 per cent reduction might be a television station that will be available over to a pattern of Israel pressuring their allies to Insight into the imbalance in resource mile away, even a 25 per cent reduction in the air to all Londoners. take action against perceived threats to their allocation between violent ends and those violence is reported to have an estimated English: tinyurl.com/ENGldntvpetition2012 country. Rather than being a bold declarative striving for peace restoration highlights a economic impact of $2.25 trillion. We might French: tinyurl.com/FRldntvpetition2012 move, this seems to simply be a realigning significant area of concern as well. be ranked as fourth most peaceful as a Paul Ypma with our allies. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR [email protected] 7 Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ OPINION

Barbecuemania in Canada

VICTOR KAISAR INTERROBANG Correct me if I’m wrong, but barbecues are all the rage here in Canada, right? Everywhere I look, I see patios with barbe- cues and folding chairs and I often wonder why it caught on. Logically speaking, I assume barbecuing in Canada came with a ton of influence from the United States. I grew up well aware of the Texas, Kansas City and Memphis styles of barbecuing through those numerous hours I spent watch- ing TLC India (which is somewhat similar to the Food Network.) Being the inquisitive type (and a budding journalist at that), I did my research and found out that the barbecue was introduced to Canada in the 1940s and ’50s by advertis- ers, cookbook and writes pop culture jour- nalists. But that still left me unsatisfied. Why is it that women do a lot of cooking in the kitchen, but when it comes to barbecuing, it’s largely male dominated? The answer I came across often both on the Internet as well as asking around was pretty unanimous: CREDIT: ALWAYSFOODIE.COM Barbecues and beer: a match made in heaven. “There’s meat, sharp tools, flammable liq- uids, fire, smoke and, most importantly, ice hunt as well.” comedy routines talk about barbecues. One coast and feast on numerous barbecued deli- cold beer.” That answer left me satisfied; Professor Colin Groves at the Australian that comes to mind very often is his dad’s cacies that this country has to offer. The barbecues are men’s way of having a blast, National University added that control of the desire to “become a Canadian” by hosting a biggest though why I’m convinced that ‘bar- so to speak, their way of cooking food. A food and the fire was all about power: “… barbecue for his neighbours, and when I becuemania’ is big in Canada is simple: common cliché dictates that women are bet- the possessor of the meat, the source of the watched the video on YouTube a couple of there sits one on my balcony as I write. And ter cooks, and I’ve often been victim to prestige food, is the one who’s going to years ago, I was convinced that the barbecue I’m not Canadian. ridicule for taking an interest in cooking, but impress females.” is synonymous with Canada and Canadian that’s another story. Anyway, I’ve just concluded my first households and now I can see that I wasn’t Mark Feldman, a professor of biological summer in Canada and every time I went wrong. sciences at Stanford University, has an inter- grocery shopping it wasn’t hard to not notice Not surprisingly, I came across the fact esting answer to why women don’t hang rows and rows of barbecue supplies neatly that each province in Canada has its own around barbecues often: “Looking after off- laid out waiting to go home with eager chefs. style of barbecuing. From what I’ve read and spring was a key factor in the diversification That’s a lot of outdoor cooking supplies for heard, barbecuing is a lot different in British of the roles, because if there were no off- a country that’s supposed to be covered in Columbia than it is in Ontario and Quebec. spring to look after, then there would be no snow for a large part of the year. (Yes, Variation is usually a good thing, and hope- reason in principle why females couldn’t another cliché, I know). Even Russell Peters’ fully someday I’ll be able to travel coast to

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BOBBYISMS This week at Fanshawe we’re BOBBY FOLEY encouraging everyone to get active while the last few rays of summer sun shine down on the city, and in I write about random things a lot. that spirit I propose a field trip to I write a lot about random things. Rum Runners (176 Dundas St.) to I’ve been thinking a lot about band dance – the club welcomes Austra names recently, and more and on tour with Doldrums on more I’m concluding that while September 26. there can be a perfect band name Formed in 2009 in Toronto, for any given group, it is strictly Austra is the combination of Katie the territory of serendipity. Stelmanis (vocals, keys), Maya Do you remember Vanilla Postepski (drums) and Dorian Fudge? What is it about that name Wolf (bass) and the result of three screamed perfection to Mark Stein kindred musicians coming together back in the 1960s? That would be a from other bands. Rounded out live difficult name to try to brand now, by backing singers Sari and Romy particularly when you consider all Lightman and Ryan Wonsiak, the of the things that could potentially group is yet a new face in pop CREDIT: KIDWITHCAMERA surface in Internet search engines. music, driving mainstream focus Austra will be making a stop in London for a show at Rum Runners on September 26. You may be surprised how many into some of indie’s darker places. influential bands changed their There are a few reasons you may Canada can prove to be difficult, puter, get a guitar and kind of fig- online at austramusic.com or fol- name before becoming successful. recognize the name Austra, largely far more so than merely zeroing in ure something out and write a song, low on Twitter @austratalks. Their The Red Hot Chili Peppers were to do with the critical acclaim on point where electronica meets I think that the difficulty is more gig on September 26 at Rum once Tony Flow and the they’ve enjoyed since releasing pop. Fans of dance may feel them- about writing music creatively,” Runners with Doldrums is 19-plus, Miraculously Majestic Masters of their first full-length album Feel It selves compelled to move, while Stelmanis explained to Max Dax of and tickets are $19.75 available Mayhem. The Yardbirds used to Break last year. The album was fans of Florence + the Machine Electronic Beats in June. “My online through Ticketmaster or in call themselves Metropolis Blues shortlisted for the 2011 Polaris will surely be attracted to main objective in music has kind of person from Tequila Rose or Quartet, and Nirvana was once Pen Music Prize and made the top of Stelmanis’ powerful vocals and always been to do something very Grooves downtown. Cap Chew. Queen was once called several notable year-end lists, cool delivery. Austra marries different. I was always interested in And for more of the latest music Smile, and even The Beatles were including being named the top music and lyrics in ways that will kind of like pushing boundaries news, reviews and more, consider The Quarrymen for a time. album of the year by the Toronto appeal to hipsters and squares and exploring territories that other following this column on Twitter In fact, the only guideline for Star and New York Magazine. alike, mathematics be damned. people weren’t exploring.” @fsu_bobbyisms. Can you guess good taste I think I’ve realized is There’s nothing formulaic about “I think when you are writing For more on Austra or for infor- who Jimmy James & The Blue that those same people responsible Austra; plotting the album against music, especially in a time like this mation about shows in London and Flames used to be? I’m out of for naming bands should not be the spectrum of popular music in when anybody can just get a com- the surrounding area, visit them words. fanshawe VICTOR DE JONG | INTERROBANG

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Healthy everyday Exercise and the mind/body food options connection MELANIE ANDERSON INTERROBANG get out of school for those job You’re no longer getting home- interviews. It may suck, but we are cooked meals from Mom and you unconsciously judged on our have to face the grocery store on THE LONG VIEW appearance as a measure of our your own – welcome to college! Susie Mah ability during those “first impres- Now that you’re fending for your- sions” by interviewers. A glow self, you should become aware of from radiant health and knowing what healthy food options there are Most of us know all the great you look good in your clothes does on campus and in the grocery benefits of exercise, but from a translate into an interview advan- store. mature student standpoint, I’m tage. We all know that breakfast is the going to give you some of my tips. Membership to the Fanshawe most important meal of the day, When I started my studies last gym is just $151 for one term, even though it’s the easiest to skip. September, one of the first things I which is a fantastic deal compared For a quick breakfast, Tracy Jones, did was to sign up for a gym mem- to GoodLife and Weight Watchers. program coordinator of bership at Fanshawe. You can also book an initial inter- Fanshawe’s Food and Nutrition A little of it was to get back to view with a trainer for free to get program, recommended proteins my glory days when I could do 20 an exercise program tailored to like yogurt or boiled eggs. She also full-length push-ups without your needs, including how long suggested oatmeal – “even the breaking a sweat and had pretty you want your workout session to quick packs in the morning, oat- close to abs of steel. last and what your fitness goals meal’s great because it’s long last- Unfortunately, children and many are. ing in your body, it keeps you full sedentary jobs later, it’s been a If gym workouts are not for you, for a long time and it helps balance long time since I’ve seen my ribs. one of the simplest ways to get your blood sugar levels, so that’s But I remembered how good it felt some exercise is to park a few going to keep your energy really to be strong and in shape and how blocks away from school and walk steady for a long period of time.” great it was to have a waistline. in. This is what I’m doing these Brian Harness is an executive Being a type-A personality, I days and I treat myself to a coffee chef and Fanshawe Student Union saw I had plenty of two-hour and croissant the mornings I save food services manager at Oasis. He spaces in my class schedule to fit that $3.50. Walking around the said that breakfast items continue in a workout or three, and I loved school grounds between classes is to be the most popular choices at the convenience of being able to go also a good idea and I’ve discov- Oasis. “The two-egg breakfast is to the gym at school. ered lovely parts of campus as well still in the lead, followed closely While I’m still working on drop- as spotted the cute groundhogs this by the skillets, which are gaining ping the excess weight, I’m happy way. in popularity,” he said. “You to say I can flex some good-look- Whatever your cup of tea, my know, when you actually look at it, ing, hard biceps again and I have last word of advice is to PERSIST a two-egg breakfast is still pretty more energy and mental alertness in the exercise habit. I learned to healthy; we don’t cook it in butter, on the days I work out than when my sorrow this summer that a we cook it in canola oil. Really the I’ve missed the gym for a few pound of fat is just as easy to put only not-so-good-for-you option is days. back on as it is was to take off, if the home fries.” CREDIT: ERIKA FAUST We have such busy lives, it’s you don’t keep up the good work- Pasta and pizza might be a fre- The Oasis in SC building has lots of healthy options, including a salad easy to justify skipping exercise, outs! quent choice for lunch or dinner, bar. but the time spent on yourself is so Susie Mah is a mature student but don’t worry! Jones explained worth it when you consider how and president of the Fanshawe that pasta is good for you, but for health.’” because as humans we don’t digest exercise strengthens and de-stress- Adult Social Club. She invites you those of you on your fifth box of Fanshawe restaurants are also corn, we don’t really have a shut- es you, sharpens your mind and to attend the ASC’s first pub night Kraft Dinner this week, she said making an effort to purchase some off valve.” Jones recommends pays you back in more energy to on September 26 at 6 p.m. at the it’s important to remember that local foods. “About 60 per cent of Powerade and Gatorade as better put into the rest of your day. Out Back Shack. Email ascfan- balance is everything – twice a our purchasing is local which is alternatives. I have to say, exercise is also [email protected] for more info week is good, not every day. nice, because when your food has For those of you venturing off important to you looking and feel- or to join us. “Kraft Dinner is good for you, sur- less distance to travel, you are campus, taking that first trip to the ing your absolute best when you prisingly enough, it would be bet- actually going to get higher nutri- grocery store can be pretty intimi- ter if it was whole wheat pasta,” ent count, so the food is going to be dating. Frozen foods are a popular Jones pointed out. “The milk is a healthier for you,” Jones said. choice among students because great protein for you.” She also Harness explained that it is diffi- they last for a long period of time recommended whole wheat pasta cult at times to provide local prod- and are generally cheap. “Frozen with a tomato-based sauce, ucts, but the Oasis staff does what vegetables are really good for “Tomato sauce is a better option, they can. “We use a local London you,” noted Jones, “Sometimes the there’s lycopene in tomato that bakery for our bread now, so it’s quality of frozen vegetables will be really boosts up our immune sys- fresh, produced every morning … better than fresh; this has to do tem and our energy.” (and) right now we’re using local with preserving them quickly. The A major staple in every student’s field tomatoes from Leamington.” sooner you pull them off the plant, diet is pizza. Whether you’re head- Angela is a second-year student the more nutrients they have.” ing to Pizza Pizza in D caf or in the Respiratory Therapy pro- But not all frozen foods are good ordering it late-night, Jones has gram at Fanshawe, she said it’s not for you, so it’s important to start one piece of advice: “Pizza’s actu- too difficult to find healthy food on checking labels to actually deter- ally not that bad for you, what you campus. “I think it’s easy if you mine what it is you’re eating. wanna do is try to restrict the know where to go. Olive Oyle’s is When looking at food labels, Jones amount of cheese you order – don’t a little cheaper than eating at Oasis said that saturated fats and trans double up on cheese. It only takes or any other of the cafeterias.” fats are bad. “You also want to about two ounces of protein a day Carolina, another second-year look out for corn syrup: that’s bad. to be healthy, so if you can keep Respiratory Therapy student, You also want to make sure that your cheese on your pizza to two agreed with Angela: “I think it’s the sugar and the salts are some- ounces or less, then you have a easy enough (to eat healthy) if where near the end of your ingredi- healthy alternative, and load it up you’re motivated, like with any- ent list, because the ingredients are for all Fanshawe with vegetable toppings!” thing else, if you want to find listed in the order of the quantity students Another way to get as many veg- something healthy to eat, you that’s used in the product. You etables as you want is to visit the will.” want to see those at the end salad bar at Oasis. “Most of our Jones stressed that one of the because you’ll know there’s not salad dressings we switched over most unhealthy things that’s very much if it’s there.” to a few years ago to low-fat and offered on campus isn’t food. “The It’s your body, so be aware of low-calorie … it’s not necessarily very worst thing we have on cam- what it is you’re eating. It can be the thing we advertise out there, pus is energy drinks, and I know really easy to slip into bad habits but as long as there’s no taste dif- it’s common for students to reach and eat unhealthy foods, but ference to the regular customer, for energy drinks because it gives remember that there are healthy then I’ll make as many changes as you that sugar boost, but the sugars options available to you; the choice I can without telling anybody,” that are in the energy drinks, the is simply up to you. said Harness. “ I call it ‘stealth- corn syrup is especially bad for us 11 Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ LIFESTYLES

Bradley Cooper tries to find The Words

REEL VIEWS ALISON MCGEE [email protected]

The Words (2012)

If Inception was about a dream inside of a dream inside of a dream – that is what that movie was about, CREDIT: CBS FILMS right? – then The Words is about a Bradley Cooper may be better suited to wacky antics in The Hangover story inside of a story inside of a than in his serious role in The Words. story. Did you catch that? The Words is the first foray into bought in Paris, and he claims the Zoe Saldana steps in beside directing for duo Brian Klugman story as his own. The story Rory Cooper as Rory’s doting wife Dora. CREDIT: PIXAR/DISNEY Finding Nemo gets the 3D treatment with a re-release in November, and a and Lee Sternthal, whose convolut- claims to have written is about an Though little is explained of Dora, lot of movie lovers aren’t too happy about it. ed plot follows the story of a writer Old Man and his tragic life in post- other than her unyielding support writing a story about a writer who war Paris. When the Old Man learns for Rory, Saldana proves to be both steals a story from another writer. of Rory’s thievery, he tracks him charming and entertaining. One more check, you still caught down and confronts him about the Jeremy Irons plays the character that? stolen story, forcing not only Rory simply called “Old Man” with the Do we really need to see Clay Hammond is a wildly suc- the writer but also Clay the writer to same grim vigor he is known for cessful author who embarks on a contemplate the deepest issues sur- bringing to his roles. book reading to introduce a crowd rounding artistry and creating liter- Aside from its overly complex, the third dimension? of fans to his newest novel. The ary works. multi-layered narrative, The Words story Clay has concocted is about a The cast of The Words is nothing doesn’t provide the audience with a Pumbaa and all the other charac- man named Rory Jansen, an aspir- shy of outstanding. Dennis Quaid whole lot to chew on. Big questions ters on the African savannah. ing writer who is learning the hard takes on the primary narration role about originality, ethics and the cre- McGee’s Movie This year promises to bring way that he may not have the chops of Clay Hammond, and while he is ative spirit are brought up, but not Moments much of the same destruction to a to make it big in the publishing busi- entertaining as always, he gets so lit- nearly enough time is devoted to ALISON MCGEE favourite children’s film with the ness. Rory spends his days working tle screen time that his character them to gain any insight. [email protected] 3D release of Finding Nemo in an entry-level job for a big publish- falls a bit flat. Fans of Inception who have been November. Now, I love Finding ing house and his nights at home Taking the lead role as Clay’s cre- craving that story within a story feel Maybe it’s just me, but I enjoy Nemo as much as the next person – with his wife Dora, pouring his heart ation Rory is Bradley Cooper. for the past couple of years will find my theatregoing experience to who can resist its silly charms? – and soul into his novel, and he is Though Cooper strives for an emo- what they’re looking for within The have a hint of nostalgia to it. My but I just can’t bring myself to slowly wearing himself thin. A dis- tionally touching performance, it Words, but if that’s not quite your best movie memories are of watch- watch it in the third dimension. covery soon changes his fate, seems clear that his talents are better thing, unless you want to stare ing a film – yes on actual film – at Just as The Lion King lost nearly though, as Rory finds an aged man- suited to the comedic tone of The shamelessly at Cooper, this one’s the theatre: the big screen looming all of its charm when infused with uscript enclosed in a briefcase Hangover. probably not going to do it for you. ahead and the impurities of the the assaulting, dizzying feel of 3D film crackling through the frame. technology, I fear Nemo’s adven- Sure, I’m probably biased from my ture will face the same fate. time spent at film school, memo- I wonder why the film industry Lincoln no slave to zombies ries of teachers preaching “film is feels the need to turn to movies best” echoing over and over in my that have already given them huge mind. successes and release them to audi- I’m all for advancing the indus- ences again, instead of focusing try with rapid frame rates, higher their energies on finding a new Cinema Connoisseur definition and larger screen capa- story to tell, a new film to make. ALLEN GAYNOR bilities. I will even concede that You wouldn’t go and tamper www.cinemaconn.com every once in a while I can sit with Homer’s Odyssey just back, put on the oversized, uncom- because grammatical structure has fortable glasses and submit to the changed since it was written and Abraham Lincoln vs. glory and majesty of 3D film. translated into modern English. In Zombies (2012) My biggest disappointment with the same vein, I have to wonder the 3D technology wave that why the bigwigs in the industry seems to be sweeping not just feel like they need to tamper with Hollywood but the film industry classic films that work perfectly With the exception of George W. worldwide is the remastering of for what they are and change them Bush, no U.S. President is more CREDIT: THE ASYLUM classic films into modern 3D mar- because there is something bigger revered than the nation’s 16th presi- Abraham Lincoln disposes of zombies in Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies. vels. Take, for example, The Lion and better available. dent, Abraham Lincoln. Just look at thing. Something as simple as erect- highly enjoyable film from The King. Originally released in 1994, A movie is a story captured in his track record. He kept the country ing a stop sign has to go through so Asylum, a studio that produces which made me the perfect age to time, rich with the atmosphere of together during the Civil War, and much red tape that it takes years to many terrific movies that have been enjoy its popularity when it was the world in which it was made, he ended slavery. Plus he saved the accomplish, if it ever gets done. But unfortunately plagiarized by the big- new, it will forever be a classic and trying to “update” an artifact to United States from a zombie Lincoln was a man of action, and he ger studios. In 2007, they put out a Disney children’s movie. suit the tastes of a newer genera- onslaught. heads straight into the battlefield – film called Transmorphers, and lo Now think back to last tion is nothing short of blasphe- Now, you may be thinking, “But literally the battlefield, since the and behold, two days later, Steven September when The Lion King mous, as far as I’m concerned. Cinema Connoisseur, I thought Civil War is going on at the time – Spielberg and Michael Bay intro- 3D graced screens across the coun- So go home and watch an old Abraham Lincoln was a vampire and enters into a most un-civil war duced the world to the try for two weeks in what some movie the way it was made to be hunter, not a zombie slayer.” Well, with the flesh eaters. Transformers. The same thing hap- have hailed as a glorious run in watched: in just two dimensions that’s what your history textbooks I cannot say enough about the pened this year when they released remastered 3D. If any of you had with the imperfections that made and the folks at 20th Century Fox excellent portrayal of Abraham American Warships, only to have the chance to see it, you will know you love it in the first place. would have you believe. Luckily, Lincoln by Bill Oberst Jr. (Pirates of Battleship sail into theatres days what I mean when I say that 3D screenwriter/director Richard the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, later. Hopefully The Asylum will killed the magic of Simba, Timon, Schenkman set the record straight Nude Nuns With Big Guns). There take the thousands of dollars in prof- with the release of Abraham Lincoln have been many actors to portray it that they must be making and hire Experience, explore and participate in over 100 vs. Zombies. Lincoln in the past, but no one a good lawyer to take these big stu- FREE arts, heritage and multi-cultural activities! When Abraham Lincoln was 10 seemed more worthy to don the dio bullies to court. years old, his community was over- stovepipe hat than Oberst. While I In a few months, our neighbours Presented by London Life run by the living dead, resulting in was doing research for this review to the south will be heading to the the death of both of his parents. At (which involved taking a trip to Los polls. Democrats will be singing the least this is the premise of Abraham Angeles and rifling through Mr. praises of Barack Obama, while Lincoln vs. Zombies, but I’m sure Oberst’s trash cans), I discovered Republicans will throw their support some dramatic license has been that he had also played another his- behind Mitt Romney. There is going taken. For instance, maybe he was a torically significant person – Jesus. to be a lot of rhetoric, false promis- teenager, but they changed it to Yes, that Jesus. Oberst portrayed es and mud slinging. I hope and make him more sympathetic. Christ for 10 years in a stage version pray, however, that when the voters Fast-forward several decades and of Jesus of Nazareth. If he ever lands head to the ballot box on November September 29 & 30, 2012 President Lincoln once again finds the lead in a Mr. T biopic, he will 6, they cast their ballot for the can- himself face to face with zombies. have played the three most impor- didate that they truly believe can LondonHeritage.ca LondonArts.ca These days it seems like it is diffi- tant men who have ever lived. defend their nation from a zombie 519-930-2140 cult to get a politician to do any- Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies is a apocalypse. God bless America. 519-439-0013 12 LIFESTYLES Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ The mascaras of autumn

Dramatique Lash Booster mascara tains a black diamond effect, which by Lise Watier. This mascara is helps give lashes some luminosity – perfect for someone who loves a perfect for an evening out. BEAUTY BOY huge, full bristled brush (very simi- Clinique also released their JOSHUA R. WALLER [email protected] lar to Diorshow). Not only does this brand-new High Impact Extreme mascara give your lashes that very Volume mascara, which is not only voluminous and dramatic look, it perfect for someone who is search- The one cosmetic item that most also nourishes them and helps them ing for intense lashes but also for women are very particular about grow. With the special formula that someone who has sensitive eyes and have strong loyalty towards is contains apple staminal cell deriva- and is looking for something more their mascara. Usually, once some- tives, Dramatique will strengthen affordable. This mascara has a very one finds a mascara that gives and increase the length of your large, plastic brush, so it helps sep- enough length and volume, doesn’t lashes within weeks of use. arate each lash and avoids any clump and lasts all day, she is very Another highly anticipated clumping. reluctant to switch. However, with launch this fall was the Lancôme A personal favourite that also has all the new mascara launches for Hypnôse Star; the mascara that was been launched is Diorshow New fall 2012, it may be wise to throw inspired by Betty Boop. The brush Look. For anyone who has never your old mascara away and try has a similar shape to their used a Diorshow mascara, now is CREDIT: SASSISAMBLOG.COM Any makeup wearer must try Diorshow at least once! something new. As technology pro- Hypnôse Doll Lashes brush, except the time to go and treat yourself to gresses, cosmetics are becoming a this time, it’s double-sided! The flat one. The beautiful formula and lot more advanced and almost to side of the brush is used to build the reconstructed “nana-brush” coat the least once because it truly makes a know everyone wants to hold onto the point where a “clumpy” mas- intense volume, while the rounded eyelashes with intense volume, but huge difference. their Maybelline Great Lash or cara will almost be impossible to side of the brush is used to comb also separate and define them. New mascaras are always hitting CoverGirl LashBlast, but treat find. the mascara through the lashes, giv- Although this mascara is more on the shelves this list could go on for- yourself to one of these newly One of my favourite mascaras ing them a very dramatic yet the expensive side, any makeup ever, but I have narrowed it down launched fall mascaras and you will that were launched this fall is defined look. The formula also con- wearer must try this mascara at to some of the highest-quality mas- not be disappointed! caras on the market right now. I Fitness on a budget

EMMA NEWMAN MapMyRun can use GPS to track Heights, which is near Oxford and lar are the Zumba videos. Some are Fanshawe Athletics has a great FSU VP FINANCE your run or plan a route, and let Adelaide. one-song routines, some are full intramural program for people at Moving away from home to start you know how far you’ve trav- If you’d rather not leave the classes, and there are many to any skill level. More information or return to college can be tough. elled. If you’re more interested in house to exercise, there are still choose from. Another great place can be found online or by stopping You’re breaking a routine you’ve running with people or training to ideas for you! Technology is a for follow-along videos is in the by the Athletics desk in J Building. built up all summer, and many run a race, the Running Room (620 wonderful thing, and it makes get- podcast section of iTunes. The Overall, there are great ways to times you don’t know how or Richmond St.) offers running clin- ting active in the privacy of your most prominent videos there are stay active now that you’re back at where to pick up those routines in ics starting with their Learn to Run. own home easy. First stop: pilates and yoga, and many are school. Just because you’re on a your new home. If you’re looking While there is a cost, it is a little bit YouTube. If you thought YouTube updated weekly so you can try budget doesn’t mean you have to to get active, finances can also hin- less than most gym memberships, was just for watching One something new every week. cut out your wellbeing, so hopeful- der getting back to your old rou- and it’s a good deal if you don’t go Direction videos, think again! It’s Not everyone is looking for your ly these ideas can get you started tine, because not every student can to the gym frequently but want packed with exercise videos of all typical cardio workout, though. If on your way to an active year! afford a gym membership when something to commit to a few different types, but the most popu- you’re interested in team sports, costs like tuition, food, bills and times a week. books that get in the way! Fear not, If biking is more your thing, though, because there are many there are a number of bike paths in ways to get active in London with- London. Head to the City of out spending too much money. London’s website, london.ca, to A lot of people already partici- find a PDF of different bike and pate in different activities, but running paths, as well as what don’t know where to pick them up roads are designated as having bike in London. If you’re into biking, lanes (tinyurl.com/ldn- skateboarding or running, there are bikepaths2012). different options in London to get The website also has a list of the your fix. skateboard parks in town. If you’re If you’re a runner, the obvious interested in skateboarding to stay cheap way to get going is to figure active, the closest skate parks are out a route around your house and Stronach, which is right down the start running. Apps like street from Fanshawe, and Carling

CREDIT: LAW.UWO.CA Autumn is a beautiful time to get fit by exploring London’s bike paths and hiking trails. 13 Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ LIFESTYLES

Would you hire yourself? to ensure you can live comfort- ably, meet your debt obligations CAREER CORNER and provide you with some money Susan Coyne at the end of the day or month? Career Services Consultant Understanding some basic self- Fanshawe Career Services marketing techniques and conduct- ing a self-inventory will not only The best career choices are help you to navigate through the based on an honest appraisal of employment market but will also who you really are. This includes help you to validate your career what you know, what you do well, choices. Keep in mind that all the things you want from life and employers want good matches how you can best match all of this between jobs and applicants, so to the current and future needs of make sure that your covering letter an employer. and resume clearly identify your If you have taken a basic mar- unique combination of skills and keting course, you already know abilities and always relate them to that to be a good salesperson, you the position you are applying for. must understand the four Ps of You should be able to describe marketing: Product, Place, your skills under a number of Promotion and Price. These mar- headings, including related educa- keting basics are just as applicable tion/training, related work experi- CREDIT: FANSHAWE ATHLETICS to marketing yourself as they are to ence, related accomplishments and Where will your Falcon pride take you? marketing a new product or serv- related praise or recognition ice. received. We all know that before an I often tell my students to imag- employer calls you for an inter- ine that they are the hiring manag- view, they want to know what you er of the company they want to Fanshawe pride can have (the product) can offer them over work for and that they have to hire anyone else. What are your fea- a new employee from the same tures? What can you do well, and program they are graduating from. how will hiring you be money What would they look for in that far-reaching results spent wisely? And, similarly, what employee? What type of person are some things that you can’t do? would they want to hire? What will Finding the place you want to that person need to be able to know the entire college was painted with goaltender on your extramural work also requires some thought. and do? As the hiring manager, the same tainted brush. hockey team will someday soon Where do you intend to market you need to start by making a list Thankfully, that is not the case hire you as a technical advisor for yourself? Where will your buyers of the requirements, skills and per- THE REAL WORLD today, as most of the rioters were his fledgling software company. Jeffrey Reed be? Is there anywhere you are sonality characteristics you believe [email protected] not Fanshawe students. However, Long gone are the days of grad- unwilling to go? are needed in that candidate. Then like it or not, as a Fanshawe stu- uating, then making an easy transi- How will you promote your- finally, after describing that ideal dent you are a college ambassador. tion into the career of your choice. self? How will you get people employee, can you honestly say At the beginning of each new Why not, then, make the most of Granted, part of the student experi- interested in knowing what bene- that you would hire yourself? year, I sit down with the city’s it? As a Fanshawe student, you ence is blowing off steam at a fits there are to hiring you? How Need assistance with your job biggest movers and shakers of hold a special status within the Richmond Row pub. As a first- will you introduce yourself to your search or writing a resume and industrial-commercial-institutional community. Along with Western year Fanshawe student, I was markets? The first two promotion- covering letter? Drop by the property sales. Sounds sexy, I University students, you pump known to bend my elbow now and al methods that come to my mind Career Services office in D1063. know, but we always engage our- more than $1.5 billion into the again. These days, a cold beer after would be your resume and cover The Career Services staff is avail- selves in lively banter. local coffers each year. But your a round of golf is the equivalent of letter. There is also your profes- able to assist you on an individual For a number of years during status isn’t just about dollars and letting my hair down. For the most sional portfolio and the networking basis. Visit the office in D1063 to this roundtable discussion, we’ve cents. I need not look any further part, that’s gone, too. that you can do. And finally, the arrange an appointment with the attempted to define London’s true than my own students in the But as a college student in a most important promotion is the consultant responsible for your identity. And each year we’ve Corporate Communication and highly competitive world, now is interview. program or call 519 452-4294. determined that in addition to our Public Relations (CCPR) post- the time to start preparing for the And then there is price. Do you For Fanshawe student job listings, medical community, our education graduate program in order to see real world. I’ve previously written have an idea what jobs are paying visit www.fanshaweonline.ca or sector – including Fanshawe how Fanshawe students give back in this space about the importance in your field? Have you evaluated www.fanshawec.ca/careerservices. College – is one of this city’s to the community through of printing business cards now, and what starting salary you will need largest assets. fundraising and community serv- the necessity of networking via Fanshawe College has come a ice. social media. Next week, I’ll write long way since its inception as a During Orientation, Fanshawe about cover letters, resumes and provincial vocational school boast- Student Union President Zack job interviews. ing just 300 students in 1964. A Dodge, a graduate of the CCPR I recently spoke with a local Live,L work and succeed community college since 1967, program, spoke to this year’s stu- landlord who likened Fanshawe Fanshawe housed about 4,500 stu- dents about all things Fanshawe. and Western students to “gypsies. in London & Middlesex County dents when I studied Broadcast Dodge spoke with great passion They come and go, and leave their Journalism from 1981 to ’83. about the college (I taught him garbage behind.” Today, more than 15,000 full-time well), and encouraged the class to Just like the Fanshawe students students and about 40,000 part- engage themselves in the commu- who were involved in the Fleming time students call Fanshawe nity at large. Drive riot, those students are part College home. There’s no reason why you of the minority of students who In fact, even though our students should not be promoting your own disrespect our community. Each arrive from around the globe, job skills as you interact with year, thousands of Fanshawe stu- London is their home for eight Londoners. The most direct form dents make this city a better place months of the year. And what bet- of interaction involves co-op to live. I know: I’ve lived here my ter opportunity to start networking placement. Here you can grab the entire life. not only as a Fanshawe College spotlight as a potential employee, For Fanshawe students, the ambassador, but also as a soon-to- and can gain some valuable net- future is now in terms of establish- graduate student armed with a working opportunities. Remember: ing a foothold in the business myriad of valuable skills? everyone you come in contact with world. Nothing beats a strong work Fanshawe Ambassadors is a piece of the networking puzzle, ethic. Build your foundation now, As a Broadcast Journalism stu- and networking starts now. and the transition from student to dent, much of my studies involved Your Own Backyard career professional becomes a interacting with the community as Don’t overlook the obvious. much easier one. a student reporter – a tradition car- Consider what social opportunities Award-winning journalist ried on today by the CIXX-FM are available here on campus. For Jeffrey Reed is a Fanshawe news team. A lot of responsibility example, Fanshawe College is College professor with the comes with the territory of being a home to the top intramural and Corporate Communication and Learn what London and student reporter. But in fact, each extramural recreation programs Public Relations post-graduate and every Fanshawe College stu- amongst any of the Ontario col- program and an instructor with Middlesex have to offer: dent is a college ambassador. leges. Whether or not Freddie the Fanshawe’s Continuing Education Just think back to the St. Falcon flaps his wings at your department. E-mail him at immigration.london.caimmigration.loondon.ca Patrick’s Day Fleming Drive riot skills on the volleyball court is not [email protected]. when searching for Fanshawe’s important. Making new friends is immigration.middlesex.caimmigrattion.middlesex.ca place in the community. Initially, the key. Who knows? Maybe the 14 LIFESTYLES Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

Zombies not permitted. BEST IN LATE NIGHT Is that the Necrinomicon? Not Exactly . . . We’ll just have to COMIC RELIEF ammend the room- mate agreement. THE LATE LATE SHOW CONAN No raising the dead, with Craig Ferguson with Conan O’Brien accidently, You know what I think is weird? I It’s been reported that Kim or intention- ally. stopped drinking alcohol about 20 Kardashian’s mom, Kris Jenner, said Ya . . . Or enganging in any activity That a problem that may cause the Zombie years ago and I still look like a drunk. that Honey Boo Boo’s mom is misses P? Apocalypse. Since Oprah left, everyone’s been exploiting her daughter. Moments [email protected] asking the same question. Whose later Kris Jenner was hospitalized couch will Tom Cruise jump on for acute irony poisoning. when he signs a contract with his In Yemen, a U.S. drone strike has next “new wife?” killed al-Qaida’s number two leader, Yeah know, I’m curious about the show hosted the sixth second in command the We never really grow up. by Jeff Probst. This week’s guests U.S. has killed. This is one area We only ever just learn are a group of 80-year-old women where Obama can say he definitely Welcome how to act in public. discussing their sex lives. Isn’t that is creating jobs. To College. The View? Mitt Romney is not backing down Over the weekend, Vice President from his statement that America’s Joe Biden hung out with a biker number one foe is Russia. Then he gang in Ohio. I don't know if said Americas number one band is that's wise. It's not always a Duran Duran and the num- good idea to be associating ber one movie is The with shady characters. Goonies. So next time, think twice, bikers.

LATE NIGHT JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE with Jimmy Fallon with Jimmy Kimmel Iranian President Mahmoud Prince Harry is back in the news. Ahmadinejad is scheduled to Three weeks after those nude photos address the United Nations on the appeared of him playing strip bil- Jewish holy day of Yom Kippur. liards at a hotel, he was deployed for That’s like the Kardashians giving a a four-month tour of duty in speech on Labour Day. Afghanistan. One crazy night and A man in California is accusing queen grandma ships you right to Miley Cyrus of punching him in the Kandahar. face at a nightclub over the week- Lindsay Lohan tweeted President end. Police had a lot of questions for Obama on the topic of tax cuts. the guy like, “Why would you want Someone needs to tell her she’s the world to know that you got beat Lindsay Lohan and should be focus- up by Miley Cyrus?” ing on what the president plans to do A new study found that running to cut car insurance deductibles. for two minutes is just as good for Tomorrow Apple is holding a you as working out for 90 secret media event presumably to minutes. That doesn’t sound unveil the new iPhone 5. like a study — it sounds like They say it has five something a chubby guy blades for the closest says after being on the tread- shave yet. Nerds mill for two minutes. Bus Stop 15 Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ LIFESTYLESLIFESTYLES

Across 1. Compete 4. Dietary, in ads 8. Hang loosely 12. Durable wood 13. “Idylls of the King” character 14. Bottom of the barrel Aries (March 21 - April 19) Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) 15. Adjust You live your life with conta- Don’t worry about the little 16. Group of Zulu warriors gious joy. This experiment is obvi- things. Attempts at micromanage- 17. Bone-dry ously leading you somewhere. ment will only diminish the fun 18. Canada’s official weights and Physical movement is a delight no that you might have. It should be measures reckoning (2 words) matter what the activity. obvious that you’ll get whatever 21. Equivocate Taurus (April 20 - May 20) you ask – if you bother to put in 22. Henry Clay, for one Leo is baiting you. Stubborn the request. 26. 180° from NNW resistance is often a heroic gesture, Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) 27. Caribbean, e.g. but this time it’s not much fun. If you’re losing friends, it’s 29. Mr., abroad time to ask why. An imperial atti- Tolerate instead of reacting. This 30. Muslim chief tude isn’t the same thing as gen- week’s bad situation may be irrele- 31. Doctors’ instruments vant next week. uine entitlement. Employers may 34. Elevator company Gemini (May 21 - June 20) come down hard on behaviour that 37. Big ___ Conference Strong opinions spar cheerfully seems inappropriate to them. on the battlefield of discourse. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) 38. Retain You’ll say or listen to anything. Money comes once you stop 39. Members of a Jamaican sect There’s no judge or scorekeeper. thinking about it. Any dream 44. “Boola Boola” singer This experience is more about worth following is already coming 45. Title of respect growth than it is about winning. true. Love is your natural state, no 46. Cloak-and-dagger org. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) matter what your profession. 47. Basic monetary unit of Wise shoppers, no matter what Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) Romania words) 35. Monetary unit of Western their socioeconomic status, will This is the wrong moment to 50. Movie dog 6. Inclines Samoa always take advantage of a bar- show weakness. Some would find 52. Fears 7. Staff of Life 36. Egyptian fertility goddess gain. Your sense of beauty is bal- it convenient to assume that your 54. Mountains extending along the 8. Andean animal 40. Continent anced by your practical side. At input no longer matters. Be a play- Pacific shoreline 9. “___ the fields we go” 41. Festivities this rate, you’re sure to get the er in the events that will lead to 58. “Shave ___ haircut” (2 words) 10. “Fantasy Island” prop 42. Assistant future that you deserve. your desired happy ending. 61. Band member 11. “Acid” 43. Recount a story Leo (July 23 - August 22) Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) 62. Moorehead of “Bewitched” 12. They’re entered in court 47. European falcon Expect a stunning victory in any Aquarius is still restless. The 63. Clap 15. Intensifies, with “up” 48. Barely beats Moon brings out your endless contest. Astrological fire is your 64. Jack-in-the-pulpit, e.g. 19. Algonquian Indian 49. A Swiss army knife has lots of weapon of choice. When you make curiosity and utmost sincerity. 65. Caddie’s bagful 20. Clapton who sang “Layla” them Even though you may be tortured your feelings known, few would 66. Cakewalk by the alternatives, your decision 23. Package sealer 51. Massage target dream of going against them. You 67. Adjusts, as a clock get all you want, if not more. is sure to be sound. 24. S-shaped line 53. Avid 68. “To ___ is human ...” Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22) Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20) 25. Coarse file 55. Fix Down Be flexible as your lot improves. Your efforts are worth some- 28. Fragrant oil from rose petals 56. Adjoin You’re entitled to more than you thing whether or not they bear 1. Provisions (informal) 29. ___ boom 57. Blocks choose to take. Press the point fruit. Other people’s narratives 2. Dead to the world 31. Concorde, e.g. 58. 30-day mo. when arguing your case. Run with may be too strong for you to break 3. Supremely spooky 32. “___ Town Too” (1981 hit) 59. “The Matrix” hero the pack instead of letting it sweep in effectively. Patience is your 4. Island rings 33. Nods, perhaps 60. Beaver’s work you off your feet. only possible course for now. 5. ___ opinion: as I see it (2 34. Baseball’s Hershiser Solution on page 18

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Raising the stakes: the lives of student gamblers

NICOLE SIENA in the United States, charging 11 addicted gamblers online or on the THE EYEOPENER defendants with fraud and money poker sites themselves,” he said. TORONTO (CUP) — Jamie laundering. At that point, Weidl’s “Kids might look at it as a joke — Weidl started playing poker with online career was essentially over. meanwhile, someone may be get- his friends when he was in Grade 8. He moved back to Windsor, where ting worse and worse. That should By the time he was 16, he had cre- he now plays at a casino for 50 be the time you save them from ated an account on an online poker hours per week. Mathematically, falling into a pit of addiction.” website, allowing him to play any the typical gambler doesn’t have Robert Williams, a professor in time and bet as much as he wanted. Weidl’s success rate. the faculty of health science at He started by putting $50 in his Even if they do, a long run of Lethbridge University and research account, and slowly started win- bad luck can leave them with noth- coordinator with the Albertan ning after a few missteps. ing if they haven’t planned accord- Gambling Research Institute, said Over the course of the next few ingly. The advice Weidl gives to that these forms of gambling edu- months, Weidl had reloaded his students is not to do it unless you cation are largely ineffective. CREDIT: LINDSAYBOECKL account two more times with $50 have a big enough wallet. “To be fair, it might help a few — but after the third time, he never “If you don’t have enough people sometimes, but in a group where you’ll lose.” ly, that’s what makes it a prob- had to again. Soon he was playing money to back yourself, then you basis, there’s no evidence these Jenkins started playing after lem.” up to 16 hours a day, turning a can back yourself into a hole,” he things work,” he said. “It doesn’t Weidl gave him some books to According to Williams, the two profit at a game he enjoyed. “It said. “Some people don’t know mean they shouldn’t be done, it read. Once he started playing elements to look out for are would go in spurts,” he said. how to manage it. You have to just means they should be done a online, he began making his own impaired control and compulsive “Maybe I wouldn’t play for a have a big enough bankroll to lot better.” Williams argued more profits. “I think sometimes people involvement. He said young gam- few days, but then there would be withstand the variance.” substantive education and preven- would just be ignorant, that there is blers lack preparedness. Unlike three weeks where I didn’t even Variance is a mathematical con- tion is needed. a mathematical way to play poker driving, where teenagers go through leave my apartment. It was pretty cept in poker to describe the ups “There are a lot of them out or blackjack,” said Jenkins. a series of graduated licensing, intense. It was definitely an addic- and downs of a chance-based game. there, but most of them are one “If you go into a casino and are gambling comes with no manual. tion.” Playing poker in a style with a high hour, one shot deals, which tem- willing to pour all your money into “You can’t take your kids to According to a study done by variance means that your swings porarily improve knowledge, but slots, that’s gambling altogether casinos, and parents are discour- Ontario’s Responsible Gaming will be larger; you could lose don’t impact behaviour,” he said. because there’s no skill to that.” aged from playing a game of poker Council (RGC) in 2005, one in 14 everything in a run of bad luck. Only two to three per cent of He said that when playing games with their kids,” he said. “There’s individuals in the 18 to 24-year-old Inevitably, most gamblers lose. Ontario residents gamble online with any level of skill, you need to no period of training, and so young demographic has a moderate to But the thrill of winning money now, but it’s double that in the take time to develop them. Poker is adults have no experienced knowl- severe gambling problem. Men are that keeps Weidl at the tables can demographic of college-aged no different, but also has the added edge. They’re naïve.” twice as likely as women to be still hold a losing player there, adults. And over 70 per cent of the risk of a bad run leaving you pen- Young adults in university or problem gamblers. causing problems both socially and population gambles in other ways, niless. college are also more prone to “We know that one in 14 young financially. To help raise aware- according to Williams. In colleges “Even in poker, as good as you gambling problems than their peers adults are at the highest risk,” said ness of gambling addiction, the and universities, management and are, sometimes you just lose, lose, who didn’t go to post-secondary Barry Koen-Butt, the director of RGC has created a program called kinesiology students are the most lose,” said Weidl. When he started institutions, according to Williams. awareness programs and communi- Know the Score (KTS). likely to develop gambling prob- to play online poker for hours on He said his best guess boils down cations for the RGC. “We recognize “We go into colleges and univer- lems. Williams said the manage- end, he said he was living with to students hanging out with other that demographic is of the higher sities, talk to students about key ment students’ gambling problems roommates but they never students who have high-risk risk than the general population.” messages and what the risks are probably have to do with an inter- approached him about his addiction. lifestyles in places like student res- The Centre for Addiction and (with gambling),” Koen-Butt said. est in money, but the kinesiology “They knew I was making idences. Mental Health (CAMH) says gam- The program started in 2001, after a students have a more complex money. It would have been differ- “Their behaviour seems norma- bling is a problem when it gets in study showed that university stu- story. ent if they knew I was losing a lot tive to their peers,” he said. “It also the way of work, school, or other dents are of the highest risk. KTS “Athletes have a much higher of money,” he said. points to the fact that intellectual activities, harms mental health or creator Lisa Couperus, manager of gambling involvement and (rate However, he also said that prob- smarts in its self does not inoculate physical health, hurts financially, special projects and programs at of) problem gambling than other lem gamblers may not let their you from addiction.” damages reputation or causes prob- RGC, worked with students and pro- people. A good portion of people friends know about their gambling. Couperus said she wants the lems with family or friends. Weidl fessional staff on campuses to create in kinesiology are also athletes or “A lot of people lie about how RGC to get information out there did eventually drop out of school the program. Originally appearing in aspiring phys-ed teachers,” said they’ve done. Even if they lose a so that students can become inter- to focus on poker. But unlike most eight schools across Ontario, it is Williams. “There’s something lot, they just lie.” ested in the topic and start thinking addictions, Weidl’s was making now at over 26 different campuses. about athleticism that is associated Jenkins said that he drops online about it. him money. “Each table and display are done with risk taking. I don’t quite gambling during the school year “There are risks associated with “I was making enough money to and run by hired students at that understand it myself.” because he takes his grades pretty gambling, trying to get some infor- pay for school, and had enough school,” said Couperus. “It’s a The business students might also seriously. During the summers mation out there in terms of what money to live pretty decently in peer-to-peer approach. People talk- be interested in poker because, when he does play, he invests up to the signs are and where they Toronto,” he said. He dropped out ing to their friends as opposed to according to Weidl, it is a business. 12 hours per week to the game choose to gamble.” of Ryerson’s geographic analysis people coming in telling students “It’s the same thing. People in depending on how well he does. For students who have been program when he was in his sec- what to do.” business want to invest in certain “I use the money to pay down identified as problem gamblers, ond year, leaving his academic life The RGC’s most recent cam- places,” he said. “When you play my student debt and loans,” he Williams said they need ongoing behind to play online poker full- paign features poker chips poker, you look to invest in certain said. “Last summer I made $1,500 support. time, even gaining a sponsorship wrapped in condom wrappers to spots that you see are profitable.” over the four months.” “You need a social context that from one site. promote safe gambling. Ian Weidl has read over 30 books on But he acknowledged that not all you can exist in that doesn’t “They would pay me, basically, Jenkins, a fourth-year criminal jus- poker to educate himself on the gamblers share his skill. involve gambling,” he said. “It’s to play on the site,” said Weidl. tice student who Weidl introduced game. “You can become addicted to an episodic and chronic condition. “The more I played, the more they to poker, said that someone with a “It’s like a textbook. It’s teach- anything, but I feel like gambling You need a life-long effort to min- would give me. I was close to a serious gambling problem proba- ing you what to do in order to make is something you use economical- imize (the effects).” major sponsorship, where they bly isn’t working out or having money,” he said. “If you don’t would pay me to go to events.” much of a social life, so the ads keep your strategy up, luck will However, in April 2011 the FBI might not be effective. eventually run out and you’ll fall seized the three largest poker sites “It’s probably better to target behind. There will always be days Fanshawe gets savoury in Stratford

HANNAH LECTER will be created and served by the integral elements of a college edu- INTERROBANG chefs and students from cation, and this is a great opportu- Fanshawe College and Savour Fanshawe’s Tourism and nity for Fanshawe students to Stratford Perth County Culinary Hospitality department. showcase their talents. The enthu- Festival are teaming up to present Eventgoers will be entertained siasm about this project is very the brand-new Opening Night with the sweet sounds of Chasing high – everyone is quite excited event, kicking off the Culinary Down, a Fanshawe band. about presenting Opening Night.” Festival on September 21. In addition to the delicious Set in one of Ontario’s loveliest Veterans Drive in Stratford will menu, free popcorn and cotton towns, Savour Stratford presents be transformed into an eclectic vil- candy will be available. There’s award-winning chefs, renowned lage of food stalls, street perform- fun for kids too, with face painting culinary authors, producers, arti- ers and musical entertainers from 5 and a few fun surprises. sans and innovators gathering to to 8 p.m. “Fanshawe College is delighted share their passion, knowledge and Come hungry – the evening’s to kick off the Festival and partner love of food in Stratford from menu looks tantalizing, with mini with Savour Stratford,” said September 21 to 23. For more beef short rib sandwiches, pulled Leanne Perreault, manager of cor- information and tickets, visit Perth County pork, smoked porate communication at www.savourstratford.com. salmon, potato latkes and vanilla Fanshawe College. “Applied learn- crème brulèe and more. The dishes ing and hands-on experience are 17 Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ SPORTS&LEISURE Looking at the luxurious Lexus GS450h grille, to be a bit too dramatic, and for your feet to go under the front then the rest of the body looks very seats, which makes riding in the tame and featureless in compari- back much more comfortable. This MOTORING son. I think the older car had a car, sadly, didn’t have that, so if NAUMAN FAROOQ more elegant look; however, if you you have adults to carry around on [email protected] want to be noticed, the new car a regular basis, this is not an ideal (which has a face that resembles car for the job. the alien creature from the As for carrying items, the trunk Japanese luxury car firm Lexus, Predator movies) will get you in the new GS450h is somewhat which is the premium brand for plenty of attention. larger than the model it replaces, so Toyota, has had a few ups and Open the door, and instantly the you can carry more groceries downs in recent years. However, new interior gets a win over the home. the brand is putting all the downs older model. The design is much But how does it drive? behind them as they look towards a more luxurious and packs in even Well, my drive at this event was bright future with brand-new mod- more technology. The main high- far too short to get a proper feel for els. light inside is the 12.3-inch LCD the car, but it showed that it is very One of their latest offerings is display that houses most of the smooth, very quick and it handles the GS line for 2013. This is an all- vehicle’s functions. Thanks to the quite well. new model and takes over from clarity of this screen, everything is Power is fed to the rear wheels one of the best models it had ever easy to read. However, the com- via a CVT automatic gearbox. The CREDIT: NAUMAN FAROOQ produced. But the question is, is it puter mouse-style knob that allows engine itself hasn’t changed much Some highs, some lows in the updated Lexus GS450h. better than the model it replaces you to go through this car’s many at all. It is still a 3.5-litre, V6 (which I happened to like a lot)? menu functions takes some getting engine, plus an electric motor Part of the reason for the fuel you would expect from a luxury I got the chance to find out at an used to. It is not as intuitive as which still runs on a nickel-metal economy improvements, according car of this calibre. I just wish the event held by Lexus in some rival systems. hydride battery pack (unfortunate- to Lexus, is their Atkinson cycle steering had a bit more feel. Scarborough, Ontario. Other details I liked inside the ly not a lithium-ion battery pack). combustion system, which allows However, if all this sounds While most of their new models GS450h were the way they have Net output is 338 hp; down one hp for better breathing for the internal tempting to you, you can head over were on hand at this event, the one designed the wood and placed a from the previous model, but fuel combustion engine, making it to your local Lexus dealer now and I wanted to try out the most was the very high-end clock on the dash- economy is said to have improved. more frugal. buy one. Prices for the GS450h GS450h. board. It seems Lexus got their The new model is said to average Just because it’s frugal doesn’t start from $64,650 – a lot less than Why this model? Because the inspiration from luxury yachts, 6.5 litres/100km in the city, and 6.2 mean it’s not fast – this hybrid lux- the previous model. last GS450h was one of my which is always a good thing. You litres/100km on the highway (a 30 ury sedan can sprint from zero to Is it the best car in its class? I favourite Lexus models, I wanted will feel rich just being in this car, per cent improvement in economy, 100km/h in just 5.7 seconds, a can’t say based on my short drive, to see if they managed to improve as long as you’re in the front seats. according to Lexus, over the model number that would be respectable but it does seem to be a good con- on it. Jump in the back, and I was dis- it replaces). Since I haven’t spent a for many sports cars. tender. Plus, if you’re a fan of From the styling point of view, appointed by the fact that there was week in one yet, I’m not sure what Given its fully independent sus- Lexus products, you’ll surely like I’m not so sure. I find the new face no space for my feet to go. Well the actual numbers will be like at pension geometry and a modern this one. of Lexus cars, with their spindle thought-out interiors have space this moment. chassis set-up, it handles as well as Get going with group fitness

MELANIE ANDERSON INTERROBANG If you’re trying to battle the freshman 15, eating healthy, drink- ing less alcohol and working out are some obvious musts. If you’re one of those people who struggles with sticking to a gym routine, group fitness classes may be the answer you’re looking for. Group fitness classes have become very popular among gym- goers, especially women. Gym memberships are not included in your tuition, but if you purchase a membership at Fanshawe Fitness 101 ($157/semester), all group fit- ness classes are included. Program manager Karen Nixon- Carroll said there are several rea- sons why you may want to try a class. “I think the major benefit is that it’s timed, you get a workout CREDIT: UHRECREATION.COM/FITNESS/GROUP-EXERCISE/ done typically in an hour or less Group fitness classes are popular among gym-goers are included with your Fanshawe Fitness 101 membership at Fanshawe. and a lot of the time you don’t even feel like it was an hour. If you’ve something new, TRX may be for about core work and really training working? Without paying attention are motivated by music, instruction got the right mix of music and a you. According to Nixon-Carroll, all those muscles and joints that we to the number on the scale, Nixon- and encouraging words group fit- motivating instructor it can be real- it’s been popularized over the last don’t normally engage. It’s not as Carroll explained other ways to ness may be exactly what you ly great.” five years. Fanshawe’s gym did flowing from one pose to another.” look for progression. “You’ll know need! For more details on the Fanshawe’s gym offers a num- some trial runs last winter, and For some of you who may be if you’re getting results if things group exercise schedule, stop by ber of different classes, so how do offered the class over the summer. more into athletic training or are getting easier, and you’ve the Fitness Membership desk in J you know what class is right for “It’s suspension band training,” sports, choreography-based classes raised the level of intensity.” Building or visit tinyurl.com/fan- you? Those looking for high inten- Nixon-Carroll explained, “We such as Step Up! may be a bit more If you enjoy a group setting and shawefit2012. sity can try things like Total Body hang the TRX bands from the intimidating. “My best advice is to Sculpt, Cardio Fun or Super frame and honestly it looks like a just keep coming back,” Nixon- Circuit. Cardio Fun is a calorie- really scary structure, but anyone Carroll stressed. “Don’t get dis- burning workout that focuses on can do it.” You are essentially couraged after the first one. I’ve making sure you work your cardio- using your own body weight as been teaching for almost 14 years respiratory system! If you’re short resistance and completing a variety and I’ll still go to someone else’s on time or running to class, you of exercises. step class and get lost in it.” can attend Core Cops or a 4:30 If you’re into a more relaxing Continuing to attend a class on a p.m. express class. Core Cops is a workout that’s low-impact, you weekly basis will help you famil- 15-minute back and abs workout can try pilates or yoga classes. iarize yourself not only with the offered at 4:15 each day that tar- Both involve breathing and con- moves and progression of the class, gets all your core muscles. trolled body movement, but Nixon- but also with the instructor. Afterwards are the express classes Carroll warned they are very dif- “Eventually you just get used to such as Step Up!, Cardio Fun and ferent. “Yoga is a little more flowy that person and it becomes second Baile Latino – a cultural dance between movements itself, it can nature, and if it doesn’t, maybe it’s class featuring salsa, bachata, have a spiritual component, and not for you,” Nixon-Carroll point- merengue, and reggaeton. it’s really a lot about mind over ed out. If you’re thinking of trying body. Pilates is a little bit more How do you know if classes are 18 SPORTS&LEISURE Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ Canada’s home and home with Panama quality. Canada is very shallow in the midfield in terms of depth, so a FANSHAWE FC three-man midfield works well in MARTY THOMPSON that regard. Besides, if Terry sensandsoccerfan@hot- mail.com Dunfield got out there, I would get twitter: @martythompson_ sick. But congratulations to him for getting the call up based on work The Canadian win against ethic. A for effort. Panama on September 7 was a The defenders did well for most great game as the Canucks were parts of the game. They seemed able to sneak one by the comeback shaky at the start of the second kids of Panama. However, it was a half, but they shored up all of their different story in Panama. problems they were having as the The Canadians played a very half progressed, which is the best effective 4-3-3 in the first game in sign, as the defenders are showing Toronto. With Simeon Jackson and improvement as they work togeth- Dwayne De Rosario on both er more. André Hainault had a wings, it really played to both of great game at the back, as well as their strengths. Neither of them are Kevin McKenna, who came close really strong attackers as it is, and to scoring on a few headers. Ante some of the best attacking moves Jazic and David Edgar also came this campaign have been started by through with great performances in DeRo cutting through down low the back. (see the Canada vs. U.S. centennial Unfortunately, the game in game), while Jackson has proved Panama on September 11 was an to have a fantastic touch and a entirely different story. The team great awareness to create plays for lost leading scorer Dwayne De other attackers. However, Olivier Rosario early in the game, so the Occéan played in the middle and team needed to switch to a 4-5-1 gave a really subpar performance. instead of a 4-4-2. Tosaint Ricketts He has showed up for Canada was put upfront by himself with CREDIT: REUTERS before but he really failed at being almost no support. Canada looked Dwayne De Rosario’s goal put Canada even closer to a World Cup spot. a middle lynchpin in attack. weak and unable to create any- Atiba Hutchinson was the best thing. Blas Pérez came through for teams advance to the final stage in The Canucks have two massive at home. The country is considered player of the game and led the mid- Panama with a great game. The qualifying and the Canadians are fixtures in October: Cuba at home, one of the hardest places to play in field with very dynamic runs and match ended with a 2-0 win for the tucked in behind Honduras only on and then Honduras away. If North America. Canada has a lot to creative balls. The other two mid- Panamanians. goal difference. Luckily, Cuba has Canada matches Honduras’ result do now, and they can only blame fielders, Will Johnson and Julian This result puts Canada on the no points and they are already in the next round, Canada will themselves. De Guzman, are both of a solid outside looking in. The top two eliminated. most likely have to beat Honduras Fun is the name of the ANSWERS FROM PAGE 15 game in Athletics

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As exciting as it is to enter a new school, it can also be a little intim- idating when you have yet to make new friends. Of course, one of the easiest ways to get around this is by joining some extramural activi- ties. Since I work at the Fitness Centre, I feel obligated to ensure that every student is aware of the Athletics department Intramural fanshawe college Program. We’re getting geared up for the 2012/13 intramural season, and we even have a new sport athletics being added to the mix! Fanshawe intramurals are a curling recreational service provided by Wednesday September 19 Fanshawe’s Athletic department. Meet the Coaches In a nutshell, there are various sports that people sign up for in 8:30pm – 9:30pm in Alumni Lounge order to compete against other CREDIT: FANSHAWE ATHLETICS cross country teams throughout the school year. Flag football is one of many intramural sports students can play on campus. Saturday September 22 Fanshawe is well aware that not everyone is interested in trying out Fanshawe Falcon pride involved! Sign-up deadlines vary for each 16th Annual Cross Country Invitation for Varsity school sports, which New to the mix by popular sport since they run at different Fanshawe Conservation Area require a great deal of commit- demand is cricket! Cricket has times in the fall semester, so act golf ment. Therefore, the intramural become extremely popular fast and visit the Athletics depart- program was created in order to throughout the last school year so ment to ensure you don’t miss your Saturday September 22 serve even the casual sports enthu- we decided it was a no-brainer to specific registration deadline. Be campus rec 8th Annual Golf Invitational siast’s needs. implement. sure to bring a copy of your class Forest City National Golf Club During the Fall semester, five- Be sure to head to the J building timetable as the Athletic Monday September 17 Co-Ed Softball Entry Deadline on-five basketball, three-pitch and visit the Athletics department Department will work their hardest softball, men’s and women’s vol- desk. You can find information to schedule your games around Tuesday September 18 sheets with all the due dates. You class time. 5 on 5 Basketball Deadline leyball and co-ed flag football are all offered. There are even extra- can pick up registration sheets for The winter semester offers a Wednesday September 19 mural-intramural sports offered, your sport of choice and begin variation of sports as well, but we Flag football Deadline such as men’s and women’s ice recruiting your team by befriend- will get to that when the time hockey. The ice hockey teams ing your classmates! Also keep in comes. In the meantime, start mak- open rec actually compete against other col- mind that anyone can be on your ing new friends and get that team Begins Tuesday September 25 leges, so not only is it a great deal team, as long as they’re Fanshawe ready for action! Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Fanshawe College Athletics of fun, there is also lot of students. Sunday night from 10pm till 12am www.fanshawec.ca/athletics | j1034 | 519-452-4202 19 Volume 45 Issue No. 4 September 17, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ SPORTS&LEISURE

OHL expectations Connor Brown and Stephen Harper The Belleville Bulls finished sev- enth in the Eastern Conference last AROUND THE OHL RYAN SPRINGETT year, a team that had a lot of talent [email protected] but not much experience. Expect twitter: @Ryan_Springett goaltender Malcolm Subban to have a fantastic year in net as the undis- It’s that time of year again, back puted number one goalie. Don’t be to hockey… well maybe not in the surprised if he is up for nomination NHL, but we still have the OHL. for OHL goaltender of the year or We’re just about ready to start a new even CHL goaltender of the year. season that will give us another year Players to watch: Subban, Daniil of surprises and disappointments. Zharkov and Jordan Subban. Going into the 2012/13 season, Next we will take a look at the something’s got to give for a couple biggest disappointment in the OHL of teams of interest. last season: the Oshawa Generals, a The London Knights will have team that was undisciplined, under- higher expectations after their heart- achieving and with a defence that breaking loss to the Shawinigan couldn’t stop a cold. I expect better Cataractes in the 2012 Memorial this year and a top-three finish in the Cup. Last year the core players were Eastern Conference with Captain CREDIT: GETTY IMAGES too young or inexperienced, so this Boone Jenner returning once again The Oakland A's new Bash Brothers, Yoenis Céspedes and Josh Reddick, have the A’s thinking playoffs. year we will see what they really for the 2012 season. Players to have to offer. Players to watch: Bo watch: Cole Cassels and Lucas Horvat, Seth Griffin and Jake Lessio. Patterson. When it comes to the Niagara The Erie Otters were the worst IceDogs, you must lower your Moneyball part two? team in the Ontario Hockey League expectations of anything past the last year. That’s behind them now, second round of playoffs. Mark and we should see a young but very Visentin and Freddie Hamilton are AL Wild Card standings. Their Reddick, Coco Crisp and Yoenis promising Otters line-up come moving on to bigger opportunities earned run average is 3.39 (which Céspedes. You have a solid batting opening day. Connor McDavid, first in professional hockey. With that ranks third) and their opponent bat- line-up to build around with these THE PAYOFF PITCH overall pick of the 2012 OHL prior- core group of players graduating RYAN SPRINGETT ting average is ranked fourth. players and what they bring to the ity selection, will have the whole from the OHL, a big gap must be [email protected] Their ace in the starting line-up ball club: speed, power and con- North American hockey world filled in net and on the blue line for twitter: @Ryan_Springett was 39-year-old Bartolo Colon, tact. watching his every move. Don’t the IceDogs. The scoring will be until he was suspended 50 games What makes me a skeptic of the expect outrageous numbers, but there, but things won’t be the same The Oakland Athletics are hot in in late August for testing positive Oakland A’s is the fact their expect to witness a lot of talent from in Niagara. Players to watch: Aaron the second half of the 2012 season; for performance enhancing drugs. defence isn’t above par. Going into this 16-year-old. Players to watch: Haydon, Christopher Festarini and if they weren’t in the same division What makes Oakland such a great the final stretch of the season, they Connor McDavid, Troy Donnay, Dougie Hamilton. as the Texas Rangers, they would pitching staff is their bullpen, have 92 total errors (only better dominate the American League anchored by closer Grant Balfour, than 10 other teams in the MLB). West standings. Not only dealing who only has 27 career saves We are familiar with the cliché in with the Rangers, they also have to through an eight year career in the any sport that “defence win cham- deal with the under-achieving L.A. MLB. He established himself as an pionships,” and for this team’s Angels, who are about .500, but elite set-up man in Tampa Bay in sake, where the pitching depends the fact that they do not have the 2008. The set-up man is under- on getting batters out by putting division title is disappointing. appreciated in the public eye, but is the ball in play, when it matters I Why the Oakland A’s are hot? a key part of the bullpen and to any can’t trust the Athletics’ defence. I don’t have the slightest idea, winning ball club. Will we see a championship other than their pitching. They are So how are they generating this year in Oakland? ranked 29 out of 30 in batting aver- runs? Well, it would add to their fan age, and ranked 26 in on base per- Josh Reddick. Batting a respect- base after the success of the motion centage. Think about that movie ful .250 – well, maybe not too picture Moneyball, although I Moneyball, where the team respectful, but when he hits the don’t see a championship in changed their game to become suc- ball, it travels far; 28 homeruns on Oakland. In playoffs I can’t see the cessful. Moneyball was based on the year and batting in 75 runs A’s beating Texas in the first round the true story of building a profes- through the year. He reminds me – the numbers indicate it would be sional baseball team on a small of Nick Swisher, who plays for the a close series: head-to-head both budget – that team was the New York Yankees: he hits the teams have six wins, but Texas is Oakland Athletics in the early ball far, but will strike out a lot. far too strong and consistent, and 2000s. Currently Reddick leads the MLB the fact that Texas is on top of this Their pitching and the long ball in strike outs with 135. very competitive division backs up is what keeps them on top of the It’s really all in the outfield; my argument. Hitting the field for the first time

MARTY THOMPSON baseball since I was five. I decided took myself off. INTERROBANG to sign up for a soccer team here in I was in over my head in terms As you may already know, I London. of the quality of play. Everyone on write a soccer column for this pub- I won’t disclose the club, but I the team was much older than I lication. Even though I write, I played for a team in the First was, by decades at least. These never even began to think that I Division of the LOSL (London guys knew the game. So I started to knew more than anyone else does Ontario Soccer League). learn. about soccer. Because I never even Registration was fairly cheap, and In the time I played on the team, played the game. Until this sum- I got all of my equipment for I played all positions and learned mer. peanuts as well. I wanted to be things every game about the cer- I was born in a small rural town active, if anything. I’ve never been tain nuances to individual perform- called Lion’s Head, an hour’s drive to the gym, as work on the farm ances, which was exactly what I north of Owen Sound. It’s quiet, back home kept me fairly fit in the was looking for. I was a student, if very conservative, and the sports summer, so I saw this as a chance anything. range from hockey to baseball and to increase my fitness level and a In short, I was looking for a new back to hockey. I started following way to stop being the kind of soc- experience and this certainly added soccer after a German international cer fan who thinks he knows it all value to my life. I came from a in the area started showing us kids – now I would actually know it. town where there were no options how to play the game. As I grew My first game was played at at all for this sport. Instead, not up, cartoons on Saturday mornings North London field in May. It was only did I stay fit, but I also pushed easily transitioned to English wet and foggy. When I stepped on myself to learn more about the Premier League matches, and sud- the field as a sub, I had more but- game that I thought I knew. denly I was really into the sport. terflies than I can ever remember This was my first summer in any playing sports. I played left mid- city, and first summer without any field for 15 minutes or so before I