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FILM The Little Things Denzel Washington and Rami Malek come face to face in this political cop thriller directed by John Lee BOOK Hancock. Washington plays The City Of Tears a washed-up sheriff in Kate Mosse California who teams up The second in her Burning with a detective (Malek) in Chamber series of historical the bid to reel in a prolific thrillers, Kate Mosse’s latest serial killer. Gripping and release is set in 1572 France fast-paced, it’s everything amidst the Wars of Religion. After you’d expect from a Denzel 10 years of neighbour being set Washington-fronted flick. against neighbour in a battle over It’s out on Friday, 29 January. religion, a precarious peace has taken over in the anticipation of a royal wedding that could reunite France. Minou Joubert and her family find their lives turned upside down as they prepare to attend, unaware that their oldest enemies will also be going. This brilliantly twisty tale is out on Tuesday, 19 January. PODCAST One for fans of The Archers, comedian Lucy Freeman’s latest MUSIC project, Ambridge On The Couch takes an in-depth look at the psyche of the residents of Britain’s best-loved Drunk Tank Pink, Shame village. Written by Freeman and South London post-punk boys Shame are back with voiced by Harriet Carmichael, this an angst-fuelled sophomore album to wake us up hilarious show lets you eavesdrop on the from our mid-January slumps. Featuring rollicking innermost thoughts of the characters as single Alphabet, along with recently released stop- they visit Ambridge’s resident therapist, as start rocker Water In The Well, this much anticipated follow up is sure to be as exciting as their 2018 debut. PHOTOS: PAUL CLARKE PHOTOS: PAUL well as featuring interviews with Archers fans. FILM Pieces Of A Woman, Netflix Vanessa Kirby dazzles in this heart- wrenching story of a woman trying to cope with life after baby loss. Martha (Kirby) and Sean Carson (Shia LeBeouf) are a normal Boston couple preparing for their first child when their home birth goes horribly wrong. The couple must face their midwife in court on charges of negligence, while navigating their own grief and subsequent marital problems. From award-winning director Kornél Mundruczó and executive produced by Martin Scorsese, it’s poignant and incredibly moving. It’s out now.

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S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 15 ‘I want to smash the myths of menopause!’

Davina McCall talks about how she stays in shape, the benefits of HRT, and the importance of sharing our feelings

avina McCall doesn’t need the Gym-loving men must have suffered Davina excuse of a new year to get fit, during lockdown, especially as it’s often loves to but she’s determined not to essential for people’s mental health? work out D drop the ball after an indulgent Men’s mental health is a real issue. I’m at home festive season. always reposting or posting stuff on Helping others as always, the Long Lost Instagram in terms of trying to take care of Family presenter – who is mum to Holly, 19, our menfolk. I have a son, and I feel that it’s Tilly, 17, and Chester, 14 – offered her online important to help support men, because I’m fitness programme, Own Your Goals, for free always conscious of the fact that as women, to anyone who was interested in keeping fit we’re so good with our Facebook groups, and healthy during lockdown. our self-help groups and supporting each But her fitness empire is not getting in other. Women generally feel like they’ve the way of her TV career. Now, more than always got somebody to talk to, whereas 20 years after shooting to fame as the I don’t think men do. enthusiastic host of Big Brother in 2000, she’s back on screens once again as a judge Do you think men find it harder than on the new series of The Masked Singer. women to open up? Plus, later this year, she’s rebooting the I think in order to get to a certain level of iconic house transformation show Changing intimacy with a woman, you need to have Rooms, alongside one of the show originals told her a lot of stuff and you need to have Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. good talks. I think men find it much harder to Here, Davina, 53, tells us why fitness talk about their feelings. They can talk about and family are so important to her, and why the cricket, the football and what’s happening she wants to get everyone talking about at work, but to go deeper and talk about their the menopause… emotions, especially maybe in our generation of men, is much, much harder. And then you Hi Davina! Last year was crazy to say see women who can literally go to any of their the least. How did you stay fit during friends and talk for hours. lockdown? My routine didn’t change much because I If you have any high-tension moments work out at home most of the time anyway. how do you cope? The only things I could not do were boxing, My solution when I’m feeling frightened is to which I do with a trainer as and when I can, just talk it through, and that would probably and reformer Pilates, which I started over the be my greatest piece of advice. If you are summer. I switched that up for floor Pilates feeling lonely or frightened, find a group classes on my online fitness programme online, find some people, find a meeting. Own Your Goals instead. There are self-help groups everywhere.

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‘Women feel they’ve always got someone to talk to, whereas I don’t think men do’

S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 17 ‘I didn’t know what was causing my hot sweats or why I was feeling different’

The Samaritans are doing amazing work, as are CALM and Mind.

Have you worried about your kids during the pandemic? We’ve got to take care of kids who are going through this, especially university students. Younger kids have a lot of support, because they go home to their families and they’ve got teachers at school. But kids at universities are being thrust into new places and not having any face-to-face lectures. They’re not seeing any people at all, apart from maybe the people on their corridor, because they’re all being forced to stay in a bubble. I always think if people are calling you to say they’re not feeling OK, that’s a good thing. If they’re reaching out, that’s really positive. But it’s when they go quiet that it’s a bad time. Once we’ve dealt with the virus, I worry there will be some serious shockwaves to come on a mental health level.

You did an amazing event for Own Your Goals on World Menopause Day back in October with Lorraine Kelly, Dr Louise Newson and Liz Earle... It seems that the menopause is something that a lot of women are going through earlier and earlier, so I thought, “Let’s get Dr Louise Newson on to talk about it.” Menopause is ﬁnally being openly talked about after years of people whispering about it. It’s great because women have started asking questions. It’s been slightly brushed off in the past, and we’ve been discouraged from talking about it because it’s embarrassing. I want to help smash that myth and say, “Look, the menopause is just moving into the next phase of life when you know that you are not going to get pregnant. It’s when you can start thinking about yourself in a way that potentially you

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You’re making a documentary about it. Can you tell us more? Davina and I’m making it with writer Kate Muir, her boyfriend who has done a lot of research on Michael the menopause and she sort of Douglas tiptoed around asking me. But as soon as she did it was an absolute no-brainer because I feel like it’s a public service. I can’t believe how many women are still terrified of HRT. Women that would medically have no barriers to taking it still don’t understand that there are enormous health benefits. You are also significantly more likely to die from heart disease than you are from breast cancer. HRT will reduce your chances of having heart disease by 50%. I mean, the link between the new modern HRT and breast cancer is tenuous but I guess people have to say that it is there. It’s not like we’re putting synthetic rubbish or drugs into our bodies. These are hormones made from yams.

Then of course there’s the perimenopause, Some people turn to cooking to help which is now also being recognised… anxiety. Did you learn any new recipes All women should know what it is. I didn’t in lockdown? know and I was 44 when I started getting I have quite a broad range and still do a lot of symptoms. I didn’t know what was causing one-pot cooking. It was very much led by what my hot sweats, I didn’t know why I was feeling the kids wanted to do and simplicity. We didn’t different. Nobody talks about it, and I just think eat as much fish as I would like to eat because it should be talked about more generally and Tilly doesn’t eat fish, but sometimes if we taught in schools. had fish she would have chicken strips or something. It’s a nightmare when one of your Anxiety and the menopause are very kids doesn’t like an entire food group! closely linked, aren’t they? Oh, my gosh, it’s massive. That’s why we need What were your guilty pleasures? to talk about this stuff. There’s been so much Banana bread. It’s funny that everybody was shame around it and that’s what I hate. That talking about banana bread because my people feel so much shame in talking about daughter made it every day. I love it! these symptoms because they feel like they’re going mad. There’s still this weird opinion that Apart from banana bread, any other you’ve got to just get on with it. lockdown indulgences? Someone recommended fruity teacakes on Making The Cut, the podcast I host with my boyfriend Michael, so they became an addiction. They’re like a lightweight hot cross bun but very naughty because I have so much butter on them. I might not have been eating chocolate during lockdown, but I was eating fruity teacakes like there’s no tomorrow. I do have a good balance in my diet, though.

Discover the perfect workout for you on the new Own Your Goals app available on iOS and Clockwise from top left: Davina, Liz Earle, Android. To access your free trial head to Louise Newson and Lorraine Kelly ownyourgoalsdavina.com.

The second series of The Masked Singer is on now. Long Lost Family starts on ITV later this month. S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 19 Can you lift your jawline without surgery? Emma, 32, felt her jowls made her look older than her years. Could a minimally invasive BEFORE facelift be the answer?

t comes as a bit of a shock when you Consultation Day going under the knife”, with just a few days suddenly notice you look a bit, well… I’m nervous when I go to see Dr Aamer of downtime and almost instant results. different. I had major insecurities about my Khan at Harley Street Skin Clinic, but he The 45-minute treatment uses radio looks as a teen, but by my twenties I ﬁnally is so warm and friendly, he puts me at ease frequency energy technology to remove felt comfortable in my own skin. So it was straight away. After examining my face the fat and tighten the skin in the process. Ian unwelcome surprise when I hit 30 and carefully, he explains I have pockets of fat A local anaesthetic is injected to numb the noticed my face had started to look saggy. on my face, a common issue which can be area, then a small probe is inserted under I typed various words into Google and down to genetics or losing and gaining the skin to heat the tissues and liquify the fat soon I’d found it – I had jowls. Actual weight. The fat pockets have given me cells. This fat is then gently sucked out using jowls! To say I was horriﬁed would be an sagging skin and created a jowl-like effect. a small cannula. The heat also remodels the understatement. And once I’d “diagnosed” This usually happens in older women, but surrounding tissues, resulting in a tightening my condition, I couldn’t stop obsessing over Dr Khan reassures me he does see it in and lifting effect. it. The expensive creams I was using didn’t younger folk too. I’m not alone. Because some sagging skin is also seem to be doing much, so I decided to ask He suggests I consider a minimally obvious on my neck, Dr Khan recommends an expert for advice on treatments that might invasive treatment called FaceTite, which he NeckTite at the same time – you guessed it, give my face the youthful boost it needed. describes as “more or less a facelift without the same treatment but performed on my

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‘Am I really going to let someone slice into my face?’

of something that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. First, the area has to be numbed. But the injections aren’t bad at all. Once I’ve had the first one, the numbing effect takes hold and I hardly notice subsequent pricks. Thankfully, there’s no pain when Dr Khan starts the procedure, but it does feel very peculiar. A long prong enters my face near my earlobe and is scraped backwards and forwards as it sucks out fat all the way down to the tip of my chin. The shock of how bizarre it feels makes me burst into tears. Dr Khan kindly ups the dosage on the drip, and within around 10 seconds I feel like I’m on a beach somewhere. I’m still aware of what’s happening, but I completely lose any sense of time. When Dr Khan puts plasters over my incisions AFTER (so tiny there is no need for Emma couldn’t stitches), it feel as though I’ve wait to see only been there 10 minutes. neck. Scarring is minimal, and Dr Khan compression the results The head garment is applied and says it wouldn’t be visible anyway as the bandage on my head I’m allowed to see myself for the incisions would be tucked away behind my for three days. The first time. I look horrendous! My ears or under my chin. waiting room is where it hits me. Am I face has ballooned to twice the size Reassuringly, he tells me he has over really going to let someone slice into my and the skin is so swollen it’s protruding from 10 years experience with this treatment. face while I’m awake? Luckily a very sweet the sides of the bandage. The bruising is FaceTite is so popular he carries out several receptionist spots my nerves and Dr Khan almost instant too. Within 10 minutes my a week. The results are more or less gives me something to take the edge off. neck is black. Nasty fluid drips from the permanent, so it’s very unlikely I’ll need With Valium running through my system, bandages and my hair is sticky with blood. to have it done again. Win-win. Treatment I start to feel calmer. I look like I’ve been run over. day can’t come soon enough. I’m given my surgical gown and hairnet I’m put in a cab and when my boyfriend and led to a small room to start the sees me his face makes me burst into tears Treatment day procedure. I glance at the table full of again. I’m too swollen to eat anything, so I arrive at the clinic with two days booked alarming-looking spikes – big mistake. I drink water and head to bed. off work followed by the weekend – mainly But a lovely assistant plays some calming In the morning I’m groggy and very because I’ll have to wear a rather unattractive music and Dr Khan puts me on a drip bruised, but the swelling has gone down

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dramatically. When I pull down the side of with clean hair and a freshened face, I’m going to look at myself in the mirror, covering my bandage near my mouth, I’m astounded. beginning to feel slightly less sorry for myself. half my face to see the difference. I’m thrilled Dr Khan had told me it takes three to six to notice results already. months to see the full results, but I notice a Second week difference already. Immediately I forget what Now the bandages are off, I’m like a new Third week the day before was like. I’m delighted to see woman! My skin can breathe and it’s lovely I go back to see Dr Khan, who is ecstatic my new face. It’s all worth it. going outside and feeling the air on my face. with my results. He shows me my The only weird part is that both sides of my “before” pictures and I can see a huge First week face are numb to the touch. But the bruising improvement already. Despite most of the swelling more or has gone and there’s no discomfort The slight unevenness remains, but he less disappearing after 24 hours, I’m still whatsoever. I’m just extra careful getting assures me it will level out in the next six bruised and I look like I have hamster cheeks. dressed in case I knock my jawline. One weeks or so. We agree to meet again in a I avoid the office but on a trip to Tesco side of my face appears less saggy than the few months to check the finished result. I notice a lot of people other.o I call Dr Khan and he staring at me. One staff reassuresre me that uneven Six months on member even asks, “What healingh is normal. I keep I can’t believe the “before” pictures were happened to you?!” actactually me. I now look exactly how I want My jaw is sore if I open to look. My side profile appears smooth my mouth wide to chew, and youthful and I no longer have so I stick to soft foods like heaviness around my jawline. soup and bread. Sleeping My friends comment that I look upright is the hardest part “glowing” and my family can see a huge but I’m so emotionally ddifference. FaceTite has, in all honesty, drained after the treatment cchanged my life. It lasts a very long time, I’m out like a light. bbut if I ever feel I need to, I’ll have the After three days I take ttreatment again in a heartbeat. off the bandage to wash FFor more information contact Dr Aamer my hair and face, which Emma was shocked There was swelling KKhan at harleystreetskinclinic.com, or feels like heaven. It needs by her appearance and bruising for a ccall 0207 436 4441. FaceTite and two shampoos to get all after treatment week or two

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S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 23 Life as I know it Andrea Corr The Corrs lead singer, Andrea Corr, 46, on the bravest thing she’s ever done and why she’s so proud of her family values

Something I’m proud of is… The best thing my parents but in a different way. Even my my relationship with my siblings. taught me is… self-respect. children are offended at Brendan Family relationships are probably They taught us all that. I think Gleeson’s version of Donald the most challenging ones we can it’s because my mum demanded Trump! He is so good. have. It’s the time, the knowledge, it for herself, so for us as girls the love and the closeness. I’m watching that at a time when it My perfect evening is… proud of how we’ve managed to was different in Ireland, it was a spending time with friends be a band and keep our brotherly good environment for girls to over a few drinks and dinner and sisterly relationships so good. grow up in. She fought her at someone’s house. With corner. My daddy was also everything going on I’ve missed My best friend is… my friend very respectful of us girls and that so much, but I also love Niamh. We met each other when we were never dismissed. going out. But sometimes a we were four on our ﬁrst day perfect evening is just watching at school. We call each other My favourite TV show is… a box set! bosom buddies but the term The Undoing. It’s brilliant. I ﬁnished applies to her more! As time goes it pretty quickly. I also thought My greatest weakness is… on it’s amazing to look back at The Comey Rule was amazing, red wine. I love it but it doesn’t everything we’ve been through love me – I suffer the next day. from school and then work, It’s too strong for me but I like it. husbands and kids. I feel blessed ‘To be blessed to have her – she makes me laugh My last holiday was… an awful lot. with a baby to Barbados in February. It was so lovely to get away before The best day of my life was… was the best everything happened last year. the birth of my daughter [Jean, eight]. I then had my son [Brett Jr, It’s not good for my six], but the birth of my daughter day of my life’ image but I like… doing was absolutely heaven. The theth school run on my physical experience of it scooter.sc It’s not an was pretty traumatic, but electrice one, I scoot to be blessed with a baby alonga and work it myself. was the best day of my life. I also have rollerblades.

The bravest thing I’ve MyM perfect Sunday ever done is… singing at iis… going for a really my dad’s funeral with my longl walk with the brother and two sisters in childrenc and then 2015. We got through it cooking something nice. ●S and it was beautiful and then we fell apart. The Andrea Corr’s funeral was at the church Andrea with her Christmas Songs we grew up in and it felt like siblings Jim, Sharon EP is out now the right thing to do. and Caroline on Eastwest

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25 How to be ten times happier

Therapist Owen O’Kane, whose fans include Fearne Cotton and Susanna Reid, explains what holds us back from experiencing real joy and how to let go of it

he pandemic has challenged published his first book, Ten To Zen, so many of us, and trying to about finding calm and happiness, and stay upbeat has not been his new guide Ten Times Happier sets T easy. The key is to make sure out to help us improve our mental health, we’re as content as possible. let go of the past and live a brighter life. Owen O’Kane is the man for the job – Here are the major things that Owen he trained as a psychotherapist and says hold us back, and how we can spent 25 years in the NHS. In 2018, he correct them… 2. The mind 1. The past The problem: We have The problem: People get caught up in between 60-80,000 the negativity of the past, where they thoughts every day, and find themselves stuck because it’s both around 60-70% of them 3. Regrets comfortable and familiar. are negative. The problem: Rumination is when a person The solution: You don’t have The solution: Remember, goes over a situation, usually a regret, in detail to pretend things didn’t your thoughts are not numerous times. Their negative beliefs affect happen, but instead look facts. If somebody what they can do in the future. at it as one part of your tells me, “I’m inferior. The solution: It’s fine to look back and think, story. You have the I’ll never be good “I wish that had been different.” But if you control to say, “That is enough”, then I ask continue to do this over and over again then my past, it’s made me them for the evidence. the regret will start defining you. You may have who I am today but It makes them stop done something wrong, but why suffer forever? I’m not attached to it.” and think. Recognise Instead think, “What would I do differently next You’ll gain a new sense you can observe time? What has it taught me?” These techniques of freedom. thoughts, but you don’t take practice, but are worth it. need to buy into them.

26 S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 HEALTH 6. Unhelpful habits The problem: When we have a problem we often try to self-soothe, but ‘quick ﬁxes’ such as alcohol, drugs and overeating are just as unhealthy. The solution: Short-term solutions such as these simply avoid the root issue. It’s far better to confront the original issue sooner, to heal quicker and reclaim your life.

7. Worry 8. An addiction to drama The problem: Worrying – The problem: People don’t realise that they’re contributing to something a lot of us have their own drama, and they get hooked on awfulness. been doing during the The solution: Acknowledging that we do this is uncomfortable, pandemic – isn’t always a bad but it’s the ﬁrst step. You can choose to say no, leave bad thing. It pushes us to seek relationships, and generally live more simply by not making medical help when we feel yourself ridiculously busy. poorly. However, 90% of what we fret about won’t 9. Comparing happen, so that’s The problem: Comparing ourselves to others, time wasted. especially on social media, is a modern epidemic The solution: that makes us feel inferior. Write a list The solution: What we see online is the polished of what’s version of somebody’s life. Nobody has it together concerning you. all of the time – it’s not possible. Stop measuring If you have 20 yourself against a fantasy. Concentrate on your things, then there own journey and what matters to you. are probably two or three that you can do 4. Other people something about that day. The problem: Our relationships Sorting those will remind you with others sometimes create that you’re not powerless. With problems for us. the ones you don’t have control The solution: Remember that over, don’t ignore them but when people behave badly, it’s park them and focus on what usually because they’re struggling. you can control. You’ll feel No one generally wakes up thinking, less overwhelmed as a result. “I’m going to be a bad person today.” Set boundaries of what you will tolerate. You can’t control other people’s behaviour, but you can control your response to it.

5. Blaming 10. The future The problem: It’s all too easy to get The problem: We can become ﬁxated on what lies ahead. stuck in a pattern of laying the blame The solution: The more tolerant you become of uncertainty, on other people, and life, for anything the happier you’ll be. It’s about learning to live in the that goes wrong. moment. Thinking about next week or year becomes an The solution: Don’t chase happiness overwhelming burden. Live in the present to feel calmer. ●S externally, thinking, “I’ll be happy if my partner does this” or “I’ll be happy when Psychotherapist and Sunday Times bestselling author I get a promotion.” Happiness lies within. Owen O’Kane’s book Ten Times Happier is published by Once you stop blaming everyone around HQ Harper Collins and is available from Amazon and all

you, it’s liberating. good book stores now. See Express Bookshop on p69. WORDS: JOSIE COPSON PHOTOS: GETTY

S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 27 ‘My husband broke my heart – but music healed me’

Former Bond Girl Susie Vanner opens up about her marriage break-up, beating cancer and how singing has helped her to smile again

t’s not every day you get to There is no doubt Susie is a speak to a Bond Girl. So, when fighter. Even through her health we find ourselves chatting to scares – a brain haemorrhage Ithe stunning star Susie Vanner when her now 29-year-old son at her Notting Hill home, it’s fair Ryan was three, and her long to say we’re pretty excited. battle with cancer – she has And so is she. Because after always tried to have an optimistic going through the heartbreak of outlook on life. her husband of 32 years leaving “I just felt lucky to survive and her for a younger woman he so I try my best to live life to the met at the gym, Susie, 69, has full. I am determined to keep risen from the ashes and smiling with everything that is channelled her energy into thrown my way.” making a debut album. When Susie – who rose to “Music is my first love and fame as the Log Cabin Girl in so when my relationship came Sir Roger Moore’s 1977 Bond crashing down around me it was classic The Spy Who Loved Me the one thing I could turn to that – first discovered she had breast I knew would make me smile,” cancer 13 years ago, she she tells us. As she discusses refused to dwell on it. Even the moment when her husband though the diagnosis revealed Warren Todd – who is 16 years she had an aggressive form of her junior – ended their marriage, the disease, it was important for it’s clear to see the shock is her to remain level-headed. still with her. “I just wanted to be strong “We had such an amazing for Warren and Ryan. I wasn’t life together and so for him to feeling too poorly and didn’t suddenly just get up and leave want to go down the was absolutely heartbreaking for chemotherapy route. It just me. I am just so lucky that I was wasn’t for me. able to turn to music to help heal.” “I didn’t want to run down my

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whole body with drugs. I wanted just this little girl from Romford, to keep my hair and look nice for Essex is unreal.” my family.” So what followed, The experience is one she after a lot of soul-searching and will treasure forever. And as research, was an alternative form for the fans, they still keep on of treatment where Susie chose sending letters. to follow a special diet and have “The fan mail I receive is intravenous vitamin C twice incredible. All over the world a week – and miraculously, people continue to write to me. it worked. I tend to use a lot of black taxis “This method is, of course, these days to get around, and not for everyone but for me it even now the drivers often look was the right path. And the way at me through the mirror and say I eat, it has been very important they recognise me. That’s what in keeping the cancer at bay and Bond ﬁlms do – they stay with is based on keeping my body you forever.” alkaline. I eat raw vegetables, Despite Susie’s heartache steamed ﬁsh and chicken, as over the break-up of her well as green tea, marriage, With her blueberries and she refuses to husband nuts. Practically talk badly of her Warren no alcohol and no “As long as property tycoon Todd sugar. I still have husband, who in 2013 to have regular I can keep left their family check-ups but home in 2019. my body feels She refers only so well.” singing I am to the fact he Susie certainly had a bad case looks the picture happy” of Covid-19, of health and a along with good decade her son Ryan, younger than she actually is. who lives close to her. “I hate talking about my age,” “You never know what life is she admits. “I feel so young at going to throw at you. And in a heart and as long as I can keep funny way, everything that has singing and dancing I am happy. happened to me has led me to Being able to have found solace this wonderful new album. in music after my break-up has “The 14 songs are all part of helped a lot.” the emotional journey I have So, what can fans expect from been on. They are drawn from With her her new album? various experiences I have been son Ryan “In These Shoes charts the through and the songs which stories of my life through the mean the most to me. songs that have affected me the “Music is like a form of therapy. most, with effervescent and Especially now. More than ever,” re-worked covers of songs she adds. such as Walk On The Wild Side, Cry Me A River, Tainted Love, Susie Vanner’s album, In These Sway, and more. Shoes, is out now “And then there is, of course, the opening song, the Bond theme tune.” On that note, Susie is more than happy to talk about her memories of being on set with Roger Moore. It was, she recalls, “An incredible journey that saw us travel all over the world.” Roger was huge fun and he With Roger Moore in ad-libbed a lot of the script. It The Spy Who Loved Me honestly was a dream. Having

a Hollywood career when I was GETTY WORDS: SUZANNE BAUM. PHOTO: SHUTTERSTOCK, ALAMY,

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S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 31 Green & healthy Embrace Veganuary this month with these delicious and nutritious plant-based dishes

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Tofoo is a fresh take on tofu. It’s organic, sustainable and made to a Japanese recipe with only three ingredients – water, soya beans and nigari. Smoked Tofoo sticks with black bean and avocado salsa Serves: 4 Preparation time: 15 minutes Cooking time: 5 minutes 225g smoked Tofoo 1 tbsp olive oil 1 tsp sumac 2 cloves of garlic, peeled and very finely chopped 400g can black beans, drained 100g canned sweetcorn 4 spring onions, trimmed and sliced 1 ripe avocado, peeled, stoned and finely chopped 1 red chilli, deseeded and chopped Finely grated zest and juice of 1 lime 1 tbsp maple syrup 2 tbsp fresh coriander, chopped 4 toasted pittas A handful of rocket leaves ● Cut the Tofoo into 16 cubes, toss with the olive oil, sumac and garlic and thread on to skewers. Grill for 5 to 6 minutes, turning half way through. ● Meanwhile, in a bowl mix together the black beans, sweetcorn, spring onions, avocado, chilli, lime zest and juice, maple syrup and coriander. ● Serve the Tofoo sticks with the salsa and pittas and garnished with the rocket leaves. Tofish and chips Serves: 4 Preparation time: 20 minutes Cooking time: 35 minutes 280g Naked Tofoo 800g potatoes, such as King Edward ● Preheat the oven to 200°C/ ● Meanwhile, cook the peas in dried seaweed, if using. Add the 3 tbsp olive oil 180°fan/gas mark 6. Drain the a pan of boiling water for 5 ale and blitz again until you have 300g peas Tofoo and pat dry. Peel the minutes and drain. Tip into a smooth, creamy batter. 3 tbsp vegan crème fraiche potatoes and cut into chips. a food processor with the crème ● Put about 8cm of oil in a pan 1 tbsp plain flour ● Bring a large pan of lightly fraiche. Blitz. Place the mixture in and heat it to 180°C. Evenly coat 100g self-raising flour salted water to the boil. Cook the a small pan and heat gently. a Tofoo slab in the batter, lower it 1 tsp dried seaweed, crumbled chipped potatoes for 5 minutes. ● Cut the Tofoo into 4 slabs. into the hot fat and cook for 2 to (optional) Drain well and toss with olive oil. Season the plain flour and use 3 minutes until golden and crispy. 100ml vegan ale ● Spread on a nonstick baking it to dust the Tofoo pieces. Repeat with the remaining Tofoo. Oil for deep frying tray and cook in the oven for 30 ● In a food processor, blitz ● Serve with the chips and peas,

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Sweet potato and Tofoo curry with cauli rice Serves: 2 Preparation time: 15 minutes Cooking time: 25 minutes 280g Naked Tofoo, cubed 2 tbsp medium curry paste 200g sweet potato, peeled and diced 1 onion, peeled and diced 1 clove of garlic, peeled and crushed 100ml coconut milk 200ml vegetable stock 1 small cauliflower 1 tbsp coconut oil 1 tsp cumin seeds 100g frozen peas 1 tbsp fresh chopped coriander ● Heat a nonstick pan and add the Tofoo cubes and curry paste. Stir-fry for 1 minute then add the sweet potato, onion and garlic. ● Stir well, then pour the coconut milk and vegetable stock over. Bring to the boil, reduce the heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes. ● Meanwhile, trim the cauliflower and break into florets. ● Blitz the cauliflower florets in a food processor until they resemble fine crumbs. ● Heat the coconut oil in a pan and fry the cumin seeds for 2 minutes. ● Add the cauliflower crumbs, cover, and cook for 5 minutes. ● Toss the peas into the curry and cook for a further 5 minutes. ● Scatter the coriander over the cauliflower and fold it through. 250ml dairy-free yoghurt a food processor and blitz. ● In a bowl, combine the ● Divide the cauliflower 2 tbsp mint jelly ● Add the ½ tablespoon of yoghurt, mint jelly, cucumber rice between 2 serving 10cm cucumber, finely coconut oil and the gram flour and chopped mint leaves. plates and top with the curry. diced and blitz again. ● Serve as a dip with the bhajis Serve hot. 1½ tbsp fresh mint leaves, ● Heat the oil to 190°C in a pan. and wedges of lemon. ●S chopped ● Drop spoonfuls of the mixture Spiced Tofoo bhaji 4 lemon wedges into the oil and cook for 1 to 2 Recipes created by the Tofoo with mint raita ● Place the Tofoo, onion, cumin minutes until golden and crispy. Co. For further information, Serves: 4 seeds, coriander and chilli into Drain on kitchen paper. go to tofoo.co.uk Preparation time: 15 minutes Cooking time: 5 minutes Reader offer 280g Naked Tofoo 1 large onion, peeled Spuds you’ll like and thinly sliced Ideal for anyone with poor dexterity or for large families, 1 tsp cumin seeds this electric potato peeler comes up with perfectly 1 tsp ground coriander prepared potatoes in under four minutes. It also has 1 large green chilli, deseeded a basket that will remove excess water from salads. To and finely chopped order for £29.99, plus £4.99 UK mainland p&p (Northern ½ tbsp coconut oil Ireland, £6.95), call 0871 664 2451 and quote 106016. Calls 100g gram flour cost 12p a minute plus your network access charge.

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S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 35 Culinary Edited by Victoria Gray delights The Protein Ball Company Lemon & Pistachio protein balls are packed with totally natural ingredients and have no added sugar. They are also high in ﬁbre and vitamins, gluten- free and vegetarian- friendly. Available from Tesco for £1.99 per 45g bag.

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36 S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 WINE Jamie Goode Our expert loves these sweet treats that are perfect to enjoy on their own

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Nuy Red Muskadel NV, South Africa £11.50, The Wine Society, 17% alcohol This is a slightly unusual but delicious wine that’s a real bargain. It’s an intensely sweet, fortiﬁed wine made from the rare red muscat grape variety. There’s a lot of ﬂavour in this, with sweet table grape, cherry, spice, orange peel and barley sugar.

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S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 37 Victoria Gray’s best...

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S MAMAGAZINEGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 39 Ocean dream

Inspired by the coastal backdrop, interior designer Anouska Lancaster has lovingly restored Rose Cottage, a traditional fisherman’s home in the Cornish village of Port Isaac Words by Victoria Gray Photographs by Chris Fletcher

TOP: The antique bed in the master bedroom of Rose Cottage has been restored by Hartley Upholstery. The coral fabric was found on eBay and the Ikat-style wallpaper is from Scion.

ABOVE: Anouska discovered this dressing table on Facebook Marketplace. She used the B&Q Valspar service to carefully colour-match the walls to the coral-design upholstery fabric of the chair.

RIGHT: The cottage’s facade has been lovingly restored with a traditional lime render and painted in Earthborn’s environmentally friendly and breathable Rose Quartz silicate masonry paint.

40 S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 INTERIORS

“I’ve tried to capture nods to the cottage’s nautical heritage but without doing it in a traditional blue and white theme,” says Anouska. “I had LEFT: In the sitting room the ceilings on the is a dramatic feature wall first floor raised to created with original give a little extra artwork by illustrator duo headroom and create Kozyndan. The sofas were the sense of space.” found on eBay and have been reupholstered in pink faux leather. A striking and unusual mermaid coffee table is another focal point of the room. “This was another eBay find,” Anouska confesses. “It was originally painted yellow and in a filthy state, but with a good clean-up and a lick of Farrow & Ball’s Arsenic paint, it was transformed.”

Anouska found these gold- coloured scallop shell vases and green lidded pots at H&M Home.

ABOVE: The bespoke kitchen cabinets are ﬁtted with rose-gold knobs and pulls from Yester Home. “I wanted a very speciﬁc colour for the kitchen,’’ Anouska explains. “I searched high and low for the perfect coral pink. Eventually, I went to B&Q and used their Valspar colour- match service to get exactly the right shade.”

RIGHT: The designer has used Fired Earth’s Metropolitan Brompton Road tiles and black grout in the bathroom. The Lagoon Fish wallpaper is by Holden Décor and costs £12 for a roll. The Venetian mirror was a charity shop ﬁnd.

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S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 41 Alan Titchmarsh

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The sound of running water is very soothing

Create an oasis of calm with strategic lighting, water features and a few And carefully chosen plants, says Alan

f a luxury spa break is out of fencing. To enclose an open area hardwood or cast-aluminium The power of light the question, you can always quickly and cheaply, put in posts, benches, seats and tables look Place solar-powered garden plan your own “spa garden”. wires and wire netting, or screen best and are heavy enough not lights strategically round the area I Start now, while there’s not it with trellis, then grow a to blow around in winter. to create evening ambience. If much routine gardening to do, selection of pretty flowering Incorporate an existing you have a summerhouse, use and you’ll soon be able to pamper climbers, preferably scented. summerhouse into the scheme, solar lights round the entrance yourself whenever you fancy. Give existing hedging a or convert an old tool shed by and inside (powered by panels glamorous makeover by cutting adding a porch with climbers on the roof – these set-ups are Pick your site the top into shapes like clouds, over the door, lining the interior, currently sold for lighting sheds). Choose your most sheltered turrets etc, or carve niches in the adding curtains, shelves, flooring, Keep a supply of tea lights in suntrap. The site should be sides to take formal urns. cupboards for storage, and jam jars ready to bring out to add totally or partly enclosed for seating – an old sofa from the sparkle to the centre of an shelter and privacy. Solid walls Grand designs house would be perfect. If outdoor table. will store heat and provide shelter Put down paving or gravel electricity is available, consider a from the wind, while white surfaces and choose the sort small fridge and perhaps a juicing Water features surfaces reflect heat and light, of outdoor furniture that can be machine to use for your personal A luxurious built-in hot tub would

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42 S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 GARDENS

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S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 43 Top f i ves Charlotte Express Bookshop big sellers Heathcote of the past 12 months Fiction

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44 S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 BOOKS time Traditional fairy tales are given a new twist to whisk you off to a world of fantasy The thrill of the kill

Gripping crime the young Brontë sisters are still as much concerned with sleuthing as novels, reviewed with their burgeoning literary careers. Ghosts and black magic feature by Jake Kerridge when Charlotte, Anne and Emily – and their roguish brother One By One Branwell – investigate a grisly discovery by Ruth Ware in a neighbour’s house. But Ellis’s (Harvill Secker, £12.99) portrayal of this extraordinary Ruth Ware’s sixth novel sees a tech family is so loving and persuasive start-up company’s employees and that the book is more heart-warming shareholders snowed in at a corporate than blood-chilling. retreat high up in the Alps. Before you Hansel And Greta can say And Then There Were None, Kill A Stranger by Jeanette Winterson members of the party are taking turns by Simon Kernick (Vintage, £12.99) to meet gruesome ends. Ware doesn’t (Headline, £14.99) Winterson’s riotously funny re-telling do anything terribly original with this Could you murder a stranger in cold of Hansel And Gretel has all the vivacity hoary old set-up, but sly satire and blood if it saved the life of a loved of a pantomime. There are larger-than-life some bracingly unpleasant characters one? This is the dilemma facing Matt, villains in the shape of ogres GreedyGuts make for a fun read. the hero of Simon Kernick’s 20th novel, and GuzzleGuts who are eating when he’s offered a sinister bargain to environmentally aware siblings Hansel and The Diabolical Bones save the life of his pregnant ﬁancée. Greta out of house and home. That is until by Bella Ellis Half the fun lies in wondering what we a kindly witch (who lives in a gingerbread (Hodder, £14.99) would do in his shoes but the ethical house in a shopping mall) and a talking This sequel to The Vanished Bride takes pondering never impedes the expertly tree come up with a solution to their us back to 1840s Haworth, where orchestrated suspense. predicament. Hilarious.

Blueblood by Malorie Blackman (Vintage, £12.99) Malorie Blackman’s new version of the Blueblood story is as macabre as the original. With a contemporary setting, and with computers, mobile phones and secret cameras replacing the magical keys that open forbidden doors, the same dark, sinister atmosphere overshadows the old, murderous story. Dissecting a controlling, jealous relationship and its consequences for all involved, Blackman paints an all-too-realistic picture of domestic abuse. Eithne Farry To buy these books, see Express Bookshop on page 69

S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 45 EditedEdited byby LauraLaura MulleyMulley

Down Mexico way

Live like Hollywood royalty in the town called home by Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton lose your eyes and Instead, we headed off the imagine Mexico. Not the beaten track to the Grand all-inclusive packages Miramar, a luxury hotel on the C of Tulum and Cancún – edge of the forest. Tucked up but a country of colour, in the mountains, every room tradition, food and, of course, tequila. faces the ocean and offers This is what Puerto Vallarta offers. jaw-dropping views from This bustling 100-year-old town on the balconies decked with ﬂowers. west coast is known for its preservation Grand Miramar’s focus is on of Mexican culture while still being a wellness, and with four pools and destination for the modern traveller. a relaxing spa area, you’ll be spoilt With near-perfect weather all year for choice of ways to unwind. round, whether you’re after a little But if, like me, you’re simply R&R by the sea, an action-packed searching for the perfect margarita or adventure or a step into nature, the best guacamole and chips, you Puerto Vallarta has it all. It may be need look no further. All I can say is one of the lesser-known Mexican come hungry. resorts, but it has a bustling tourist We kicked off with a taco and trade and is considered one of the tequila tour. Bernardo, our guide, country’s safest cities. led us through the streets as we The town is also where Elizabeth munched our way around the town Taylor and Richard Burton once lived centre and in Puerto Vallarta’s in the 1960s, and ﬁlm buffs will best-loved dining spots, trying discover homages to the Hollywood everything from quesadillas and stars. Serious Taylor fans can even ceviche to the more acquired stay in her room at Casa Kimberly, taste of crunchy crickets. The tour Dine in style in once her house and now a chic is a great taster and each snack is Puerto Vallarta hotel, and cross the love bridge that accompanied by a drink – smoky connected it to Burton’s home. mescal-based cocktails, classic

46 S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 Breathtaking views from the margaritas and several shots of handed out samples, our mouths Grand Miramar’s raicilla (a drink I now fondly refer watering in anticipation. balconies to as Mexican moonshine). We returned to the chef’s Now we’d sampled the former family home, now a basics, it was time to attempt restaurant with both inside and to recreate them ourselves. alfresco dining, heading up to A half-day cooking session with the roof to begin the lesson. one of the area’s best-known We prepared a multitude chefs was a highlight of the week of traditional dishes from and a steal at $60 (approx £45). scratch, including corn tacos, a Chef Gabriel, whose family selection of salsas and the best has lived in Puerto Vallarta for guacamole I’ve ever tasted (even generations, put us through our if I do say so myself). paces. Strolling through the With the recipes tucked – a message that has never felt Vallarta’s centre and one of winding streets, he offered an under our arms – and more important than it does the area’s most celebrated insight into the history of his town perhaps one too many frozen right now. establishments, the trendy and its important landmarks mango margaritas under our The garden is a feast for the La Leche restaurant. before picking up the ingredients belts – we rolled out very eyes, a riot of colour and a haven With all-white interiors, La we’d need at the local food satisﬁed customers. of peace, especially for those Leche was as visually impressive market. Clearly a familiar face, Eating well and using nature more used to a city life, such as as the food was delicious. he danced his way from stall to as a source of prevention and myself. We took the Botanical Offering a long list of specially stall as he cure are hugely important in Delights tour, which was a curated margaritas and a menu Mexican culture and there is a magical journey into the gardens’ of fresh and local ingredients deep respect for the land. This vast array of plants. that changes daily, it is one World-leading message was nowhere more Our guide Rubi dazzled of the many jewels in the town’s Vallarta Botanical apparent than at the Vallarta us with her knowledge. For culinary crown. Gardens Botanical Gardens. example, did you know that The quirky space features Rated as one of the world’s only Mexico can legally a resident DJ and is part of top 10 gardens, this 64-acre produce the plants used to a bustling scene that embraces area is breathtaking. A hive dye American dollars the modern tastes alongside of activity, and with a key correct shade of green? traditional ﬂavours. message of conservation, We consumed every word And that is possibly the the garden houses an with gusto, almost as much as perfect way to sum up this sunny incredible collection of we did lunch in the restaurant, coastal town, which is a real treat plants and wildlife and which uses ingredients straight for the senses and a fantastic works to ensure people from its vast backyard. Fresh fusion of Mexico’s heritage – all

understand and cherish vanilla-bean ice cream, anyone? served with a side of guac.●S IMAGERY PHOTOS: GETTY/MATTOCK the world’s ecosystems Then it was back to Puerto Rivkie Baum

The town lies on Mexico’s west coast

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S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 47 Sleep when the baby sleeps No one said motherhood would be easy Story by Hayley Doyle

inge on as many boxsets as you sleep. Pins and needles tickle my feet. choose a podcast, walk to the tube station, can. Since announcing the birth of Moving is not on my agenda. take three different lines into Soho and get my son last week, this has been What agenda? to my desk before nine. Since giving birth, B common advice. What was I just thinking about? I’ve managed perhaps two things off this list Sure. Except the remote is on My phone rings. Mum. within a 24-hour period. And yet, I’ve been the carpet beside a cup of tea that’s long To pick up, I need to stretch to my right, home most of the time with nowhere in gone cold. but I freeze, look down… My baby is asleep! particular to be other than, well, at home. “Eat whatever you like, you’ll need the Nuzzled against my bare skin, he’s not in “I’ll let you go,” Mum says, “You need calories for breastfeeding.” a frenzy for milk. His chest is moving up and to sleep…” Another offering. Solid gold. down to a satisfying beat. And he’s snoring. “…when the baby sleeps. Got it.” If only that Mint Aero could grow legs, Pop the champagne! Never did I imagine a “Oh, by the way, that photo you sent walk out of the fridge and into my mouth. day that snoring should be celebrated. to the family WhatsApp was fantastic.” But above all, amidst messages calling me Keeping movement to a minimum, I tap “Yeah…” No clue what photo she’s a “warrior woman” and a “rock star”, I have my phone to answer and put Mum on referring to. been told again and again and again to, speakerphone. I sing-song a quiet, hello. “Dad and lad. Peas in a pod.” “Sleep when the baby sleeps”. “How’s my little grandson?” Mum belts out. Ah. That one. Sat beneath a canopy of pale blue and “Sssh, he’s sleeping.” He’d just got home from work. Sleepless silver cards, hanging from wall to wall on “In his Moses basket?” nights plus the end of paternity leave had string held up by drawing pins, I wince and “On me.” resulted in him conking out on the sofa. Our wonder if it’s acceptable to use the nipple “No, no. Put him in his Moses basket.” baby lay on his chest, also conked out from shields I ordered from Amazon at four “It might wake him.” a long day of bad wind. o’clock yesterday morning. “You should sleep when the baby sleeps.” I’d taken this opportunity to shower. I’ve been a mama for 15 days. One I rest my head back into the sofa. I replied to a few messages. Then, website advises not to use nipple shields “I plan to,” I say. popping my head into the living room, until the baby is three weeks old. Another “Janet from next door’s knitted a blanket, I witnessed the two loves of my life in advises not to use at all. My sister advised I’ll bring it over this weekend.” adorable slumber together and it to ignore all the advice and to use “Thanks, Mum.” made my heart swell and my head them immediately. “It’s Janet you need to thank. Have you woozy. There’s no other way to “Come here, little bear,” I whisper, ordered cards yet?” describe it. I had to capture the forgetting the midwife’s advice to slip my “What cards?” moment. Smelling of shea butter pinky finger into baby’s mouth to unlatch. “What do you mean, what cards? and feeling a freshness resembling “Agh! Ouch!” His cherry lips dance in an Announcing the new arrival! You can get that first shower after Glastonbury, array of “O” shapes, a tiny cry escaping. them online. You just need to put his date of I couldn’t resist cuddling into them The gentle giraffe on his vest twitches, his birth, his weight, and choose a nice pic, both – just for a minute – and… Well. bird legs kick. preferably one with his eyes open. Ooh, has “You’ll have to frame it,” Mum tells With my hand behind his floppy, warm he smiled yet?” me. “Shall I get it printed for you?” head, I switch him from left to right, I don’t know. Oh, God. I honestly don’t “Hmm?” remembering to kiss his crown. God, he’s know. Have I missed it? “Look, I’ll let you go. Let you sleep.” delicious. Inhaling his tufty hair is my “Love? You still there?” Mum asks. “Okay…” new hobby. I hadn’t realised I hadn’t spoken. I’m staring at his eyelashes, when we’re I brace myself. “What time is it, Mum?” interrupted by a long, dull buzz. The doorbell. Oh, I don’t want to dread it, but I do; “One forty three.” What else did I order from Amazon? Fired the latch. “One forty…?” I’m still in my PJs. with a sudden burst of energy, I stand, my The nipple shields are on the armchair, out It’s impossible to believe that I used to little bear snuggled into my shoulder and of reach from the sofa I’m sank into, wash and blow-dry my hair, make coffee, dart to the front door before a second, more cross-legged. They’re also still in the drink coffee, dress, apply a full face of impatient buzz takes place. Barefoot, I make packaging. Even if I could reach them, make-up, use the bathroom twice, check it down four flights of stairs without waking a they’d need sterilising. This thought hurts my my phone much more than twice, catch a newborn. Now, that’s rock star. Opening the head. The tips of my fingernails ache for bit of Piers and Susanna, insert earphones, main door, I smile and punch my shoulder

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forward, showing off my beautiful, sleeping baby. I don’t care that the shine on my hair is grease way past its best-before date. And I don’t give a hoot that I haven’t brushed my teeth since yesterday. I’m capable. I can juggle. I can receive a delivery and care for an entire human, all in the middle of having a phone conversation with my mother. Hear me roar, people. The delivery guy melts. I see it. My baby has reduced him to a puddle. Parcel in hand, he asks for my name. “Jude,” I say, then after a beat, shake my head and say, “I mean, Cath. I’m Cath. He’s Jude. I’m Cath.” “Cath,” the delivery guy repeats and types it into his device. That flicker of smug has gone. I grip my son with one arm, my hand behind his neck and tilt backwards, knees bent, as if I’m about to do the limbo, all to free up my other arm to take the parcel. The delivery guy notices my struggle and slips the cardboard box across the doormat beside my bare feet. “Got four of them at home,” he tells me. “Although, not so little anymore.” “Four?” Is all I can manage. “Four,” he says, backing away. “If you want my advice, sleep when the baby sleeps.” “Thanks.” “And congrats.” He’s barely down the front path when I spot the flat number on the parcel: three. I live in flat four. I sob, pretty uncontrollably to be honest, as I lug my unfamiliar body back up the stairs, baby in one arm, parcel in the other. En route, I drop the parcel on flat three’s doorstep and release a little howl as I reach my own. I’m just so, so tired. Then I remember my phone, still on speaker. I forgot to hang up. “Mum?” I cry out. “It’s okay, love. It gets easier.” “I’m gonna hang up now, if that’s okay?” “Is he still asleep?” “Yeah…” “Good job. Now go. Sleep when…” But I cut her off. I’ve slunk into the depths of the sofa, my position not too dissimilar from the photo of “Dad and lad”, to quote my mum. I sniff his head, I imitate his sleepy pout, I let my neck sink into the cushions. If anything is worthy of a hashtag-bliss, then this would be it. I close my eyes… …float… …and my baby wakes up.

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TALENT NEW ENTERTAINMENT The Great Pottery Throwdown Sunday, 7.45pm, Channel 4 NEW The battle of the clay returns with host Siobhán McSweeney inviting 12 of the best Love Your Weekend With Alan Titchmarsh home potters to compete to become champion. Tonight, ceramic experts and Sunday, 10am, ITV judges Keith Brymer Jones and Rich Miller set the potters two tricky challenges Alan chats to celebrity guests and wildlife and craft against the clock – to throw a cheese set and port chalices. Which of the hopefuls experts who will be sharing their tips on how to make the will be named potter of the week, and who will be ﬁrst to leave the show? most of our outside spaces. Joining the host on the farm this week are former Strictly pro Kevin Clifton, ex- politician Michael Portillo, and presenter Matthew Kelly. Death In Paradise Plus, there’s a look at the best British pork pies and pints. Thursday, 9pm, BBC One Archaeologist Professor Roger Harkness (Richard McCabe) is poisoned, much to the horror of his colleagues, timid Assistant Professor Rebecca Morley (Bryony Hannah) and foppish PHD student, Ed Lancer (Luke DRAMA Pasqualino). While DI Neville Parker and the team work on digging up the past to get to the bottom of the case, JP seems to have met his match in wayward 19-year-old Marlon Pryce (Tahj Miles).

Happy Birthday Mr Bean Sunday, 8pm, ITV On New Year’s Day 1990, ITV broadcast a new one-off comedy show, called Mr Bean. The hapless character of a child trapped in a grown man’s body was the creation of star Rowan Atkinson and his friends who met at university many years before. This documentary explores the magic behind this unlikely hero and how the character went on to inspire two hit feature ﬁlms and three animated series, and become COMEDY an online phenomenon.

S MAGAZINE ★ 10 JANUARY 2021 51 BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match of the 6.45am Gardeners’ World Winter 6.00am CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV 6.00am Everybody Loves Raymond (R) Day: The FA Cup (R) 9.00 The Specials (R) 7.45 Countryfile News 9.30 Cornwall and Devon 7.15 The Big Bang Theory (R) 8.35 Andrew Marr Show 10.00 (R) 8.40 Life in a Cottage Garden Walks with Julia Bradbury (R) Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Politics England 10.30 Homes with Carol Klein (R) 9.10 Meerkat 10.00 Love Your Weekend with USA (R) 9.30 Sunday Brunch. Under the Hammer (R) 11.30 Manor (R) 10.00 Saturday Alan Titchmarsh 11.55 John and Guests include Vick Hope, Bargain Hunt (R) 12.25pm Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Rick Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen (R) Vernon Kay and Don Songs of Praise 1.00 BBC News Stein’s Cornwall (R) 12.00noon 1.00pm Hotel Transylvania (2012/U) Warrington. 12.30pm The 1.15 Match of the Day Crawley Town Cheetah Family & Me (R) Animated comedy, with the Simpsons: triple bill (R) v Leeds United (kick-off 1.30pm). 1.00 Snooker: The Masters Judd voice of Adam Sandler. ★★★ 1.55 A Dog’s Purpose (2017/PG) Coverage of the third-round tie Trump v David Gilbert. The 2.50 Lingo Quiz, with Adil Ray. (R) Comedy drama, starring at the People’s Pension Stadium. tournament gets under way 3.50 Bean (1997/PG) Comedy, starring Dennis Quaid. ★★★ 3.35 Garden Rescue Charlie at Alexandra Palace with the Rowan Atkinson, Burt Reynolds 3.55 The Spiderwick Chronicles Dimmock and the Rich opening first-round match. and Peter MacNicol. ★★★★ (2008/PG) Fantasy adventure, brothers attend a garden in 4.45 Flog It! From Wiltshire. (R) 5.25 ITV News; Weather with Freddie Highmore. ★★★★ Bradley Stoke, Bristol. (R) 5.15 This Farming Life Following life 5.45 Regional News; Weather 5.45 Channel 4 News Headlines, 4.05 BBC News; Regional News on farms around Scotland. (R) 5.55 Family Fortunes reports, sport and weather. 4.30 Match of the Day Marine v 6.15 Ski Sunday Highlights of the 6.55 Mr Bean Double bill of 6.15 Scotland’s Coastal Railways Tottenham Hotspur (kick-off latest World Cup meetings, the comedy, starring Rowan with Julie Walters The actress 5.00pm). Coverage of the featuring women’s downhill Atkinson as the hapless half-wit meets characters who live and encounter at Rossett Park. from St Anton in Austria. who causes destruction. (R) work along Scotland’s shoreline. 7.00 Countryfile The team looks 7.00 Inside the Factory Gregg 8.00 Happy Birthday Mr Bean 7.45 The Great Pottery Throw at ways people can make the Wallace visits a sock factory in How the sitcom character – Down Derry Girls’ actress countryside a bigger part of Leicester, while Cherry Healey who featured in just 14 original Siobhan McSweeney hosts their lives, as Matt Baker discovers the science behind episodes – has gone on to the 2021 series as 12 of Britain’s tries his hand at cani-cross, smelly feet and tests brands become a global superstar best home potters compete Anita Rani straps on her walking of socks to see how they with an animated series and to become champion. In this boots, Margherita Taylor heads address the problem. (R) two top-grossing feature films. first episode, judges Keith for the woods and Helen 8.00 Dragons’ Den A festive Rowan Atkinson’s alter-ego has Brymer Jones and Rich Miller Skelton plans to buy local. edition of the business ideas become an online phenomenon, set the potters two challenges 8.00 A Perfect Planet (2/5) contest, in which contenders with more than 110 million against the clock – to throw a Examining the solar force that seek funding for a Christmas online fans and growing. cheese set and port chalices. powers Earth – the Sun – and tree stand, a range of This documentary features 9.00 The Great (2/10) Catherine how life has adapted to the sweets, family games, and classic clips and interviews takes her first steps toward uneven amounts of sunlight personalised comic-books. (R) with Richard Curtis, Tony a coup, attempting to seduce received by different parts 9.00 Last Woman on Earth Robinson and Angus Deayton. Orlo in hopes of recruiting him of the planet over a year. with Sara Pascoe (3/3) The 9.00 Beat the Chasers (7/7) to her cause. Peter receives 9.00 The Serpent (3/8) Charles comedian’s world tour ends in Contestants from across the Count Rostov, who requests befriends homesick young Finland, where she discovers UK take on Jenny ‘The Vixen’ to keep his beard to hide French backpacker Dominique that climate change has had Ryan, Anne ‘The Governess’ his pustules, even though Renelleau, introducing himself a serious impact on many Hegerty, Shaun ‘The Dark Peter has outlawed beards. as Alain Gautier. After dinner, traditional trades. In the south Destroyer’ Wallace, Mark ‘The Comedy drama loosely based Dominique falls sick, so Charles of the country, she explores Beast’ Labbett and Paul ‘The on Catherine the Great, takes him back to his Bangkok the timber trade by meeting Sinnerman’ Sinha, hoping to win starring Elle Fanning, Nicholas apartment. Tahar Rahim stars. a forest cleaner and a baker. big money. Bradley Walsh hosts. Hoult and Sacha Dhawan. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Miriam Margolyes: Almost 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.10 Gogglebox Festive Special 10.30 MOTD: FA Cup Highlights Australian Double bill. On the 10.20 Bradley & Barney Walsh: The armchair critics cast their Action from the latest second leg of her journey, Breaking Dad The actor eyes over 2020’s biggest third-round fixtures of the Miriam is intrigued by the and his son hit the road again, Christmas TV shows. (R) domestic cup, with Marine v Australian concept of ‘mateship’; but this time are staying 11.40pm FILM The Dressmaker Tottenham Hotspur, Newport the actress sees where the closer to home and heading (2015/12) In 1950s Australia, a fashion County v Brighton & Hove Albion wealth of the ‘Lucky Country’ for Europe as they travel from designer returns to her remote and Chelsea v Morecambe comes from. Last in series. (R) Essex to Italy’s Amalfi coast. (R) home town, planning to reconcile among the highlights. 12.00m’t Masters Snooker Highlights 10.50 Who Wants to Be a with her mother and get even with 11.40pm The Women’s Football Show Kyren Wilson v Jack Lisowski. Highlights Millionaire: A Very Major her enemies. Drama, starring Kate Highlights of the weekend’s games in of the first-round match at Alexandra Scandal Jeremy Clarkson Winslet. ★★★ 1.45am Ramsay’s Kitchen the Super League. 12.10am FILM Flying Palace, where a place in the quarter- and Chris Tarrant take a look Nightmares USA. A visit to Blind (2012/15) A drone engineer falls in final awaited the winner. 12.50 back at the infamous cheating an Italian restaurant in Woodland love with a student, only to find the Snooker: The Masters – Extra. Action scandal on the quiz show. (R) Park, Colorado. (R) 2.35 Couples Come security services suspect him of being from two first-round matches on day 11.50pm Beat the Chasers With Dine with Me (R) 3.30 Car S.O.S. (R) involved in terrorism. Drama, starring one at Alexandra Palace. 2.50 Heroes: Bradley Walsh. (R) 12.45am Home 4.20 Fifteen to One. Quiz show. (R) Helen McCrory and Najib Oudghiri. double bill (R) 4.15 Holby City. Kian is Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 5.10 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs (R) ★★★ 1.40 Weather for the Week on edge. (R) 4.55 Question Time (R) Motorsport UK 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.35 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R) Ahead 1.45-6.00am BBC News 5.55-6.00am This Is BBC Two. Previews. 5.05-6.00am Tipping Point. Quiz. (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Sunday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Citizen Khan. Five JANUARY 10 episodes. 10.00 Only Fools and Horses. Ten FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 episodes. 9.00pm All Round to Mrs Brown’s 6.00am Milkshake! Children’s shows. 10.20 Porridge. The inmates stage a mock trial. 10.55 Inside No 9. Double bill. 12.15am Citizen 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants (R) Khan. Double bill. 1.30 Inside No 9. Double bill. 10.15 The Loud House Animation. 2.40 Bridget & Eamon 3.05 Peep Show. Comedy. 3.30 Citizen Khan 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 10.25 Entertainment News on 5 DAVE 111 19 127 10.40 WWE Raw Highlights Grappling. Sky FV Virgin 6.00am Teleshopping 7.05 Steve Austin’s Broken 11.35 Friends Three episodes. (R) Skull Challenge 8.00 Rick Stein’s Spain 9.00 Top 1.05pm Spring in Yorkshire: A Year in Gear. Double bill. 11.00 Storage Hunters. Double bill. 12.00noon Red Bull Soapbox Race. Coverage The Wild Documentary. (R) of an event in Barcelona. 1.00 American Pickers 2.05 Summer in Yorkshire: A Year in 2.00 Road To Riches 3.00 Top Gear. Double bill. The Wild Unseasonably cold 5.00 Would I Lie to You?. Triple bill. 7.00 Travel Man: 48 Hours in Stockholm 7.30 Travel Man: weather causes difficulties. (R) 48 Hours in Brussels 8.00 Expedition with Steve 3.05 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Backshall: Unpacked 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More Wild Ben meets more people News for You 10.00 QI XL 11.00 Live at the Apollo who have moved to Peru. (R) 12.00m’t Hypothetical 1.00 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 2.10 QI XL. With Isy Suttie, Tim The Great Pottery Throw Down, Channel 4, 7.45pm 4.05 Natural History Museum: Minchin and Bill Bailey. 3.00 Beat the Internet World of Wonder (R) with John Robins 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping BBC FOUR 116 9 24 107 Boys for Life (2020/15) Action sequel, starring Sky FV / Virgin ★★★ 10.00 5.05 5 News Weekend Headlines. DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 7.00pm 8.00 Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. The Victorian Slum Caribbean with Miss Juneteenth (2020/15) Premiere. Drama, 5.10 The Big Fat Lies About Diet & 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 The Bill. Four episodes. Simon Reeve 9.00 Timeshift: Killer Storms and 11.00 North and South. Four episodes. 3.10pm starring Nicole Beharie and Kendrick Sampson. Exercise Documentary. (R) Cruel Winters – The History of Extreme Weather ★★★★ 12.00m’t The High Note (2020/12) Catherine Cookson’s Tilly Trotter 5.20 Call the 10.00 The Night Manager. Double bill. 11.55 Romantic drama, starring Dakota Johnson. ★★★ Midwife. Double bill. 8.00 Death in Paradise Lucy Worsley’s Royal Palace Secrets 12.50am 7.00 Filthy House SOS 9.20 Silent Witness 11.40 The Heart Guy. Double 1.50 2.10 Blindfire (2020/15) ★★ 3.50 The Argument Caribbean with Simon Reeve The Victorian ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Cleaning duo Richard and bill. 1.40am Bramwell 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Slum 2.50-3.50am Timeshift: Killer Storms and (2020/12) Yesterday: Special Brennan take on some of Britain’s YESTERDAY 155 26 129 Cruel Winters – The History of Extreme Weather FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 filthiest and most cluttered Sky FV Virgin 6.00am Impossible Engineering. Double bill. SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 11.00am Harry and the Hendersons (1987/PG) homes, beginning with that of 8.00 Sounds of the Sixties. Four episodes. 6.00am ★★ 1.15pm The House of Magic (2013/U) ★★★ Hour of Power. Religious broadcast. 3.00 Lincolnshire single mum, Sam. (R) 10.00 The Rolling Stones at the BBC 11.00 WW2 7.00 The Mighty Ones 7.25 Home: Adventures Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005/PG) – Battles for Europe. Five episodes. 4.00pm 7.50 8.15 Family sci-fi adventure, starring Josh Hutcherson 8.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in with Tip & Oh All Hail King Julien ★★★★ 5.00 Abandoned Engineering. Four episodes. Where’s Wally 8.40 Madagascar: A Little Wild and Jonah Bobo. The Italian Job the Sun (1/6) Catching up with 8.00 ’Allo ’Allo!. Triple bill. 10.00 Bangers and 9.05 11.00 (1969/PG) Crime comedy, starring Michael Caine. Modern Family. Four episodes. The ★★★★★ 7.05 former dancer Bambi, who is Cash. Triple bill. 1.00am Impossible Engineering. Simpsons. Double bill. 12.00noon Magnum P.I. Fantastic Four (2015/12) Superhero Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 1.00 Hawaii Five-0. Triple bill. 4.00 The Simpsons. adventure, starring Miles Teller and Michael B working harder than ever in her Jordan. ★★ 9.00 Chaos (2005/15) Crime thriller, 118 6 115 Eight episodes. 8.00 Rob & Romesh vs Ballet role as part of the caravan sales ITV2 Sky FV Virgin 9.00 10.00 11.00 starring Jason Statham and Wesley Snipes. ★★ Magnum P.I. NCIS: Los Angeles 11.10 team. She welcomes British 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Double bill. S.W.A.T. 12.00m’t The Force: Essex 1.00 Road Cast Away (2000/12) Drama, with Tom Hanks. couple Alan and Caroline to 8.40 Love Bites. Triple bill. 11.40 The Masked Wars 2.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder. Double bill. ★★★ 2.00-4.00am Magic Magic (2013/15) ★★★ Singer 1.10pm In for a Penny 1.40 You’ve Been 4.00-6.00am Stop, Search, Seize. Double bill. their new static home, and Framed! Gold. Clip show. 2.10 FILM Turbo TALKING PICTURES also gives viewers a peek (2013/U) Animated adventure, featuring the SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 inside her own luxury caravan. voice of Ryan Reynolds. ★★★ 4.00 FILM Miss 6.00am Fish Town. Double bill. 8.00 The British 6.00am Who Goes Next? (1938/PG) ★★★ 7.40 Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005/12) 9.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 10.00 CSI: Folly to Be Wise (1952/PG) ★★★★ 9.30 Black 9.00 Escape to the Winter Comedy sequel, starring Sandra Bullock. ★★ Crime Scene Investigation. Five episodes. Saddle 10.00 Johnny Ringo 10.30 Rogue’s Rock Farm with Kate Humble 6.20 FILM Wonder Woman (2017/12) Fantasy 2.45pm The Sopranos. Five episodes. 9.00 FILM 11.00 Mr Reeder in Room 13 (1938) ★★★ 12.35pm Documentary series following adventure, with Gal Gadot. ★★★★ 9.00 FILM Game Change (2012/12) Fact-based drama, The Land That Time Forgot (1975/PG) ★★ life at the presenter’s farm in The Hangover Part II (2011/15) Comedy sequel, starring Julianne Moore Woody Harrelson 2.20 Girls! Girls! Girls! (1962/U) Musical, starring starring Bradley Cooper. ★★★ 11.10 Family Guy. and Ed Harris. ★★★ 11.15 Big Love. Double bill. Elvis Presley. ★★★ 4.15 Cross Channel (1955/PG) Monmouthshire, Wales, Double bill. 12.05am American Dad!. Double bill. 1.35am Californication. Double bill. 2.55 Banshee. Crime drama, starring Wayne Morris. ★★★ 5.30 where she has been growing 1.00 The Cleveland Show 2.00 Hell’s Kitchen Drama. 4.00-6.00am The British. Double bill. The Adventures of Robin Hood 6.00 Upstairs, produce and breeding 3.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Downstairs 7.00 Hannay. Period adventure, SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 8.00 livestock for the past 10 years. 3.25 ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping starring Robert Powell. Sunday Night at Sky 301 Virgin 401 the London Palladium. An episode from 1960. ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 6.05am Adventures of Rufus: The Fantastic Pet 9.00 Enemy at the Door. A man Peter accused 10.00 Freddie Mercury: The 6.00am George and Mildred. Double bill. 7.00 (2020/PG) ★★ 7.45 The Whole Truth (2016/15) of collaboration is later found dead. 10.00 The Greatest Showman A profile Coronation Street 10.00 Emmerdale 12.50pm ★★★ 9.35 She’s In Portland (2020/15) ★★★ 11.35 Seventh Veil (1946/PG) Melodrama, starring of the Queen frontman, one Midsomer Murders. Double bill. 4.55 Agatha Miss Juneteenth (2020/15) ★★★★ 1.35pm Bad James Mason. ★★★ 11.50 Yesterday’s Hero Christie’s Marple. Double bill. 9.00 Vera. The Boys for Life (2020/15) ★★★ 3.45 Greed (2020/15) (1979/PG) Drama, starring Ian McShane. ★★★ of the most charismatic and detective investigates a petrol-bomb attack. Satirical comedy drama, starring Steve Coogan. 1.40am Don’t Ever Leave Me (1949/U) ★★ flamboyant performers in music 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.05am Wycliffe ★★★ 5.45 The High Note (2020/12) Romantic 3.20 Strange Harvest (1953/PG) ★★★ 4.00 history, featuring contributions 3.15 Emmerdale 5.35-6.00am ITV3 Nightscreen drama, starring Dakota Johnson. ★★★ 7.45 Bad Hannay 5.00 The Westerner 5.30-6.00am Tate from his friends, lovers, collaborators and fans. (R) Variations S4C 6.00am Cyw 9.00 Fferm Ffactor: Brwydr y Spot area and learns about the history of the Ffermwyr 10.00 Priodas Pum Mil 11.00 Dechrau Unitarians through the eyes of its members. 11.25pm Queen: A Night at the Odeon 11.30 12.00noon 8.00 Canu gyda Fy Arwr. Dai Jones, Winnifred As BBC1 except: 10.00-10.30am Canu Dechrau Canmol Y Daith A performance by the rock band from BBC1 WALES Yr Wythnos 12.30 Adre 1.00 Gwesty Aduniad Jones and Amala are given the opportunity to Politics Wales. The latest political news and 2.00 3.00 share the stage and perform with their hero, 1975. (R) 12.45am Entertainment News debate. 3.35-4.05pm Carol Vorderman: Closer to Iolo: Deifio yn y Barrier Reef Clwb Rygbi 4.45 Ffermio: Gareth yn Seland Newydd. Dafydd Iwan. 9.00 Karl Jenkins: Pencerdd on 5 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Home. Carol takes a road trip across her home 4.20-4.30pm Gareth Wyn Jones looks at farming in New Penclawdd. Another chance to see this portrait Show 3.00 Lose a Stone in 4 Weeks. patch of North Wales. BBC Wales Zealand, revealing how loss of subsidies in 1984 of one of Wales’ most celebrated composers, Ruth Langsford investigates extreme Today. The latest stories making the headlines. resulted in an agricultural sector that was far Karl Jenkins, first shown in 2014 to mark his 70th diets. (R) 3.50 The Nightmare Neighbour BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 4.45pm Flog more competitive and innovative. 5.45 Pobol y birthday. 10.00 Y Byd yn ei Le. The latest current Next Door. A South London couple It! From Crowcombe Court in Somerset. Cwm Omnibus. Tesni suffers public humiliation, affairs in Wales and beyond. 10.30-11.35pm 5.30-6.15pm Scrum V. Highlights and analysis of and Hywel begs for Gaynor’s forgiveness as Deuawdau Rhys Meirion. Musician, lyricist and battling to evict squatters. (R) 4.40 Cardiff Blues v Scarlets and Dragons v Ospreys. their relationship hangs in the balance. 7.15 composer Huw Chiswell invites Rhys into his Wildlife SOS (R) 5.05 House Busters (R) ITV WALES As ITV except: 5.45-5.55pm ITV Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7.30 Dechrau Canu Cardiff home, and to the Swansea Valley which 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) News Cymru Wales. The latest headline stories. Dechrau Canmol. Ryland Teifi explores the Black inspired many of his popular songs.

BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: 6.00am Wanted Down Under 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.10 Cheers Holidays 10.00 Homes Under Revisited (R) 6.45 The Farmers’ 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. (R) 8.00 The King of Queens (R) the Hammer (R) 11.00 Wanted Country Showdown (R) 7.30 10.00 This Morning A mix of celebrity 8.55 Frasier (R) 9.55 Come Dine Down Under Revisited 11.45 Inside the Factory (R) 8.30 The chat and lifestyle features. with Me (R) 12.30pm Steph’s Moment of Proof 12.15pm Week in Parliament 9.00 BBC Packed Lunch. Magazine show. Bargain Hunt. With Charlie Ross. 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity News at 9 10.00 BBC2 News interviews and topical debate. 2.10 Countdown Word game. 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 12.15pm Politics Live. Updates. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 3.00 A Place in the Sun A couple 1.45 Father Brown Drama. (R) 1.00 Snooker: The Masters hope to move to Estepona 1.55 Regional News; Weather 2.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food Stuart Bingham v Thepchaiya on Spain’s Costa del Sol. The Using produce from Cumbria. (R) Un-Nooh. The first-round match 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 A New Life in the Sun A former 3.00 Escape to the Country (R) on day two at Alexandra Palace. Duke and his team of dealers DJ from Skegness opens a bar in set up for some supersonic 4.50 Meerkat Manor (R) Portugal, but falls foul of the law. 3.45 The Farmers’ Country deals under the wings of (6/20) Two families 5.15 Flog It! Interesting finds. (R) The return Showdown Concorde at Aerospace Bristol. 5.00 Junior Bake Off prepare for the farmers’ 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of of the culinary competition, market in historic Stokesley. Games With David Baddiel, 3.00 Lingo Quiz, hosted by Adil Ray. hosted by Harry Hill. 4.30 The Bidding Room Items Alex Brooker, Sophie Duker 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 6.00 The Simpsons Homer takes include two teddy bears, an and Charlotte Hawkins. 5.00 The Chase Dominic, Pepe, Luke over as the Grim Reaper. (R) Islamic tile, and a painting. 6.30 Rick Stein’s Cornwall The chef and Clare take on a Chaser. 6.30 Hollyoaks John Paul returns 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) champions the food, history 6.00 Regional News; Weather to the village after the dramatic 6.00 BBC News; Regional News and culture of the county. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather events of New Year’s Eve. (R) 7.00 The One Show The first 7.00 Match of the Day 7.00 Emmerdale Zak reinstates 7.00 Channel 4 News Including visit of the week to the One Coverage of the FA Cup himself as head of the Dingles. the latest sport and weather. Show studio, with Alex Jones. fourth-round draw. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Food Unwrapped’s 7.35 Panorama In-depth current 7.30 Mastermind The contenders Daniel offers to be Peter’s liver Healthy Hacks The team affairs report covering a answer questions on Marlene donor, and Simon tries to investigates the secrets behind story behind the headlines. Dumas, Edward Thomas, encourage Leanne to eat. so-called superfoods, with 8.05 EastEnders Shirley is stunned Guy Burgess and The Fall 8.00 Bradley Walsh & Son: Jimmy Doherty heading to India when she learns the truth, and Rise of Reginald Perrin. Breaking Dad (2/6) The to learn how pomegranates are prompting her to take 8.00 Only Connect A team of duo continue their European helping in the battle against matters into her own hands. murder mystery enthusiasts take adventure in Germany, heading Alzheimer’s. Amanda Byram 8.30 My Family Ben and Susan hold on three Beatles fans for a last to Frankfurt, where Bradley is examines reports that rosemary their breath as they wait to see chance to make the quarter- pushed to the edge – literally. can help improve exam if they are expecting a baby, finals. Victoria Coren Mitchell 8.30 Coronation Street Ken performance for teenagers. fearful they could produce presents the quiz show. implores Peter to consider 9.00 999: What’s Your another one just like Nick. (R) 8.30 University Challenge Jeremy Daniel’s offer, while Faye Emergency? The return of 9.00 Traces (3/6) McKinven’s initial Paxman asks the questions in confides in Maria that living the documentary, filmed with enquiries ruffle feathers, while the first of the quarter-finals, with the guilt is making her ill. South Yorkshire Police just as a furious Julie tears into Emma with two teams competing 9.00 The Pembrokeshire the Covid-19 pandemic began for dragging up the past. Crime to reach the next stage. Murders Part one of three. to take hold in early 2020. drama, starring Molly Windsor. 9.00 Death in Bollywood Drama based on the true story In the middle of the night, PCs 9.45 Staged (3/8) David and Michael Documentary following the of John Cooper, a serial killer Dani Devey and Keeley Lees spot an opportunity to sabotage British family of actress Jiah Khan who evaded justice for more rush to help a traumatised the show, while Anna and in a search for the truth about than 20 years. Luke Evans, Keith woman, alone at home, as Georgia consider their options. her death in Mumbai in 2013. Allen and Alexandria Riley star. attackers rampage in the street. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Have I Got a Bit More 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 24 Hours in Police National and international News for You Martin Clunes A fresh perspective on the Custody: Black Widow headlines, plus local reports. hosts an extended edition of major stories of the day. A special edition taking viewers 10.45 Accused: A Mother on the satirical quiz from October 10.30 Regional News; Weather behind the scenes of a police Trial (3/4) Struggling to get 2019, with Layla Moran and Sara 10.45 Paul Sinha’s TV Showdown investigation into a woman any more information from Pascoe joining team captains Ian Chaser, stand-up comedian and who is plotting to have Ashley, Rex turns to a forensic Hislop and Paul Merton. (R) TV trivia genius Paul Sinha hosts her ex-husband killed. (R) psychologist for answers. A date 10.45 Newsnight Analysis of the a TV-themed comedy quiz 12.00m’t How to Lose Weight Well for trial is set, but Ashley makes day’s events, with Emily Maitlis. show, joined by team captains Doctors Helen Lawal and Javid a shocking announcement. 11.30pm Masters Snooker Highlights Fay Ripley and Rob Beckett. (R) Abdelmoneim help people try out the 11.25pm The Truth About Boosting Shaun Murphy v Mark Williams. 11.25pm The Pembrokeshire Murders most popular diets on the market. (R) Your Immune System A guide 12.20am Snooker: The Masters – Extra. Drama based on a true story, starring 1.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. to strengthening the immune Stuart Bingham v Thepchaiya Un-Nooh Luke Evans and Keith Allen. (R) 12.20am Part two of two. Gordon Ramsay tries system during cold and flu season, and Shaun Murphy v Mark Williams. All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite. Action to save Mangia Mangia from disaster. examining some of the so-called A look back at the key moments from the latest edition of the weekly (R) 1.50 Couples Come Dine with Me ‘miracle’ products, superfoods and from day two at Alexandra Palace. AEW event. 1.10 Home Shopping 3.00 (R) 2.45 Car S.O.S. (R) 3.35 Mission supplements that claim to help. (R) 2.20 Countryfile (R) 3.15 Antiques FYI Extra 3.15 Zone of Champions (R) Ignition (R) 4.30 Fifteen to One. Quiz 12.25am Weather for the Week Ahead Roadshow (R) 4.15 Moment of Proof (R) 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am show. (R) 5.25 Coach Trip: Road to 12.30-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. 4.45-6.30am This Is BBC Two. Previews. Tipping Point. Coin-drop quiz. (R) Marbs (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Monday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Citizen Khan 7.45 My JANUARY 11 Hero 8.20 Only Fools and Horses 9.00 Are You FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Being Served? 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Double bill. 11.00 The Green Green Grass 11.40 Blackadder II 12.20pm My Hero 1.00 Porridge 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It 1.40 Only Fools and Horses 2.20 Are You Being Away! (R) 12.15pm 5 News at Served? 3.00 The Green Green Grass 3.40 Porridge Lunchtime 12.20 Nightmare 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. Tenants, Slum Landlords (R) 5.40 Are You Being Served? 6.20 Blackadder II 7.00 Only Fools and Horses 7.40 Porridge 8.20 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Dad’s Army 9.00 The Vicar of Dibley. Double bill. 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. 10.15 Live at the Apollo 11.20 Peep Show 11.50 The Vicar of Dibley 1.05am Live at the Apollo 2.05 2.20 The Nightmare Neighbour Peep Show 2.30 My Hero 3.00 Bridget & Eamon Next Door Two friends whose 3.30 Citizen Khan 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 22 dogs disrupted the peace DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 of a South Ayrshire village. (R) 6.00am Teleshopping 7.05 Steve Austin’s Broken 3.15 FILM Hidden Family Secrets Skull Challenge 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 (2020/PG) Premiere. ★★★. Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Border Force: 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. America’s Gatekeepers 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 5.30 Neighbours Terese is rushed to Expedition with Steve Backshall 3.00 Rick Stein’s The Pembrokeshire Murders, ITV, 9pm the hospital, and David is still India 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Expedition with Steve Backshall 6.00 QI XL 7.00 Richard Osman’s House unable to forgive Nicolette. (R) 1.40am 2.55 of Games 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 9.00 QI XL ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 Californication. Double bill. Banshee. Drama. 4.00-6.00am The British. Double bill. 6.00 Home and Away Ziggy and 10.00 Live at the Apollo 11.00 Taskmaster 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Willow return from their trip. (R) 12.00m’t Would I Lie to You?. Double bill. 1.20 7.05 Classic Emmerdale 8.15 Heartbeat 9.20 Bless SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 2.30 3.20 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. QI XL Taskmaster Beat the Internet This House 9.50 George and Mildred. Comedy. 301 401 with John Robins 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 10.25 12.40pm Sky Virgin Agatha Christie’s Marple Heartbeat 6.00am The High Note (2020/12) ★★★ 8.10 143 20 130 1.45 Classic Emmerdale 2.50 Classic Coronation ★★★ 10.10 7.00 Gallagher Premiership DRAMA Sky FV Virgin 3.55 5.55 Greed (2020/15) Magical Adventures Street Midsomer Murders Agatha in the Forbidden City (2019/12) ★★★ 12.20pm Rugby Highlights 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Monarch of the Glen Christie’s Poirot 7.00 Wycliffe 8.00 Agatha 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City 10.55 Classic Mighty Oak (2020/12) ★★★ 2.20 The Argument Action from the latest round Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.05 ★★★ 4.00 ★★★ Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 EastEnders 12.15am (2020/12) Greed (2020/15) of fixtures, including Exeter Foyle’s War Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.00 Magical Adventures in the Forbidden City 2.15 Soldier, Soldier 3.20 Pie in the Sky 4.20 All 2.15 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping Chiefs v Bristol, Northampton Creatures Great and Small 5.25 To the Manor (2019/12) ★★★ 8.10 Miss Juneteenth (2020/15) Saints v Leicester Tigers and Born 6.00 Are You Being Served? 6.40 Last of BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Drama, starring Nicole Beharie. ★★★★ 10.10 The the Summer Wine 8.00 Inspector George Gently 7.00pm Fred Dibnah’s Made in Britain 7.30 The High Note (2020/12) ★★★ 12.15am The Whole Newcastle Falcons v Gloucester. Truth (2016/15) ★★★ 2.05 Blindfire (2020/15) ★★ Followed by 5 News Update 10.00 New Tricks 11.05 Waking the Dead 1.45am Joy of Painting: Winter Specials 8.00 Secrets of The Bill 2.45 Bramwell 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping the Museum 9.00 NEW Mark Kermode’s Secrets 3.45 Miss Juneteenth (2020/15) Drama. ★★★★ 8.00 Police Interceptors (15/17) of Cinema: British Comedy. The critic examines 5.45-6.00am Final Score: Behind The Scenes YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Documentary series following techniques and conventions behind the FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 6.00am WWI’s First Frontline Cameraman genre. 10.00 The Night Manager. Double bill. the work of a high-speed 7.10 Trading History 8.00 Forbidden History 12.00m’t 11.00am Captain Scarlett (1953/U) Swashbuckling Victorian Sensations: Electric Dreams ★★★ 12.35pm police interception unit. 9.00 WW2 – Battles for Europe 10.00 World 1.00 Handmade in Mexico 1.30 The Joy of adventure. The Malta Story War Weird 11.00 Great British Railway Journeys 1.55 (1953/U) ★★★ 2.40 The Wrecking Crew (1968/ Followed by 5 News Update Painting: Winter Specials Fred Dibnah’s Made ★★★ 4.50 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Bangers and in Britain 2.25-3.25am Secrets of the Museum PG) The Man from Colorado (1948/ 9.00 A&E After Dark (2/12) Cash 3.00 Abandoned Engineering 4.00 World PG) ★★★ 6.50 The Maze Runner (2014/12) ★★★ A 19-year-old woman comes to War Weird 5.00 WW2 – Battles for Europe 6.00 SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 9.00 Logan (2017/15) ★★★★ 11.45 A Most Antiques Roadshow 7.00 Great British Railway 6.00am Futurama 7.00 Animal House 8.00 Wanted Man (2014/15) ★★★★ 2.10-4.00am Hull Royal Infirmary after falling ★★★ off a barstool in a pub and Journeys. Double bill. 8.00 Train Truckers. Double Monkey Business 9.00 Motorway Patrol 10.00 The Scouting Book for Boys (2009/15) bill. 10.00 Steam Train Britain 11.00 The Two Caught on Dashcam 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles TALKING PICTURES landing on her little finger, while Ronnies. Double bill. 12.40am Forbidden History 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver. Drama. a 53-year-old man arrives after 1.40 Trading History 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 6.30 8.00 6.00am Trouble Brewing (1939/U) ★★★ 7.40 blacking out and falling down 118 6 115 Futurama The Simpsons A League ITV2 Sky FV Virgin of Their Own: European Road Trip 9.00 FILM Unguarded Moments 7.45 Carlton-Brown of a flight of stairs at his block of 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Chat show. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011/12) the F.O (1959/PG) ★★ 9.30 The Adventures of flats. Meanwhile, staff deal with 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Detective thriller sequel. ★★★ 11.30 A Discovery William Tell 10.00 Robin’s Nest 10.30 Let’s Be a 34-year-old who has been Celebrity Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Dress to of Witches 12.30am The Force: Essex 1.30 Road Happy (1957/U) ★★★ 12.35pm Springtime 11.30 12.30pm ★★★ 2.15 thrown off his motocross bike. Impress Love Bites Emmerdale Wars 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 4.00 (1946/PG) Glimpses: Show Me the 1.00 Coronation Street 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Motorway Patrol 5.00-6.00am MacGyver Way to Go Home 2.20 The Master of Bankdam Show 2.55 Ellen’s Game of Games 3.55 Dress (1947/U) ★★★ 4.25 I Met a Murderer (1939/PG) 10.00 Casualty 24/7 Documentary to Impress 5.00 The Cabins 6.00 Love Bites SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 ★★★ 6.00 Scotland Yard 6.35 The Mail Goes following the work of medical 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 9.00 The Cabins 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 6.55 CSI: Through 6.50 San Demetrio, London (1943/PG) emergency teams in the A&E 10.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad!. Double Crime Scene Investigation 8.45 Ray Donovan ★★★ 8.50 MGB on Overdrive 9.00 Hazell bill. 12.30am The Cleveland Show. Double bill. 11.00 Dexter 1.10pm Fortitude 2.10 CSI: Crime 10.00 The Man Who Haunted Himself (1970/PG) department of Barnsley Hospital, 1.25 The Stand Up Sketch Show. Double bill. Scene Investigation 4.00 Boardwalk Empire 5.15 Thriller. ★★★ 11.50 Scars of Dracula (1970/15) beginning as severe weather 2.25 Release the Hounds: Famous & Freaked The Sopranos 7.45 Game of Thrones 9.00 True ★★★ 1.50am Rumpole of the Bailey 4.00 Reilly: conditions place it under even 3.15 ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping Blood. Double bill. 11.20 Big Love. Double bill. Ace of Spies 5.00-6.00am The Rogues more stress than usual. (R) 11.05pm The Boys With No Skin: Variations ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Alban. Two farmers set out on a campervan News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales trip around Scotland. 6.57 Newyddion S4C Extraordinary People Two people 7.00 7.30 6.30-7.00pm at Six 10.30-10.45pm ITV News Cymru Wales Heno Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd with the rare condition epidermolysis BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Kath learns about Mark’s BBC Wales Today 8.30-9.00pm Nightshifters. S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.05pm Newyddion S4C a’r bullosa. (R) 12.05am Too Fat to Fly (R) Tywydd 12.15 Datganiad Covid-19 1.00 Pobl a’u desire to start a romantic relationship with Following the late shifts of factory workers, 1.30 Cassie. 8.25 Bwyd Epic Chris. Chris Roberts 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show fish wholesalers, and a dairyman employed Gerddi Cegin Bryn: Y Dosbarth Meistr Entertainment News on 5 The 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn creates unusual food for his family, friends 3.00 3.10 to milk cattle in the small hours. Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Llanw: and colourful locals. 8.55 Newyddion S4C Nightmare Neighbour Next Door. BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 10.00pm The Deall y Llanw 4.00 Awr Fawr: Blociau Rhif a’r Tywydd 9.00 Ffermio. Agricultural issues. Noisy chickens make a family’s life hell Wedding Guru. Onkar Singh Purewal caters for 4.05 Sigldigwt 4.20 Shwshaswyn 4.30 Patrol 9.30 Ceffylau Cymru. The world of horses in Yeovil. (R) 4.00 Cruising with Jane a very wet wedding at Caerphilly Castle, and Pawennau 4.45 Cacamwnci 5.00 Stwnsh: in modern-day Wales. 10.00 Hewlfa Drysor. throws a Punjabi New Year party. 10.30-10.45pm Pat a Stan 5.10 Kung Fu Panda 5.30 Dreigiau: Lisa Angharad and the Welsh Whisperer McDonald (R) 4.45 Wildlife SOS (R) 5.10 Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands. Exploring Gwarchodwyr Berc 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Straeon y Ffin. take the challenge to Llanerfyl to see who Great Scientists. Profile of Aristotle. (R) the Uists and Benbecula, the low-lying islands Gareth Potter travels along the border between will become car treasure hunt champions. 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) that face the full might of the Atlantic Ocean. England and Wales. 6.30 Wil ac Aeron: Taith yr 11.00-11.35pm Arfordir Cymru: Bae Ceredigion BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: 6.30am Wanted Down Under 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.10 Cheers Holidays 10.00 Homes Under the Revisited (R) 7.15 The Farmers’ 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. (R) 8.00 The King of Queens (R) Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Country Showdown (R) 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat 8.55 Frasier (R) 9.55 Come Dine Under Revisited 11.45 Moment 8.00 This Farming Life (R) 9.00 and lifestyle features. with Me (R) 12.00noon Come of Proof 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) Dine with Me (R) Steph’s BBC News at 9 10.00 BBC2 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity 12.30 1.00 BBC News; Regional News News 12.15pm Politics Live interviews and topical debate. Packed Lunch. Magazine show. A house in Gameshow. 1.45 Father Brown 1.00 Snooker: The Masters Neil 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2.10 Countdown Kembleford is linked to the Robertson v Yan Bingtao. 3.00 A Place in the Sun Ben Hillman death of a wanton woman. (R) Day three at Alexandra Palace 1.55 Regional News; Weather helps a couple find a home 2.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food gets under way with another 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal At Crewe near the Italian city of Lucca. Health-conscious recipes. (R) first-round match, with Hall, Fay Rutter has a deal all 4.00 A New Life in the Sun A 3.00 Escape to the Country A couple Robertson starting as favourite mapped out, and new girl Laurie couple row over renovations. Scully faces a Real Deal regular relocate to the Lake District. to progress to the quarter-finals. It’s biscuit day in the bid for a hat stretcher. 5.00 Junior Bake Off 3.45 The Farmers’ Country 4.50 Meerkat Manor Mozart’s in the junior baking challenge. Quiz, hosted by Adil Ray. Showdown Families gear up for pups face an uncertain fate. (R) 3.00 Lingo 6.00 The Simpsons Lisa is elected the horse carriage marathon. 5.15 Flog It! From Warwickshire. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. student president and calls 4.30 The Bidding Room Items 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh hosts the pupils out on strike. (R) include two love hearts. Games With David Baddiel, the general knowledge quiz. 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna decides to 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. Alex Brooker, Sophie Duker 6.00 Regional News; Weather put things right after sabotaging 6.00 BBC News; Regional News and Charlotte Hawkins. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather Liberty’s recovery at Christmas. 7.00 The One Show Another 6.30 Rick Stein’s Cornwall Rick 7.00 Emmerdale Charles supports 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. mix of nationwide reports. explores the Fowey Estuary by Ethan, Marlon suggests a tea 8.00 How to Lose Weight Well 7.30 EastEnders Ash and Iqra boat, and meets a family that date in Hotten, and Meena (2/2) Dr Javid Abdelmoneim are drifting apart, and Frankie make award-winning vodka. considers a family drinks do. reports on how the diet industry spirals leaving Callum worried. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road 7.30 South Africa with Gregg has adopted technology and 7.50 Holby City Skylar’s mistake Trip Anneka Rice and Liz Carr Wallace (2/6) Gregg visits takes a gym bike for a spin, as six has fatal consequences, but she head out on a treasure-hunting Cape Town – where he heads more volunteers put the most may not be entirely to blame. quest in the Midlands, joined by up to the highest point of popular diets to the test. Old 8.30 The Crash Detectives A expert assistants Philip Serrell the city, Table Mountain. friends Heena and Dhruti take driver refuses to accept his and James Braxton, before going 8.00 Martin Clunes: Islands on the coffee and chocolate driving is to blame after a fatal to auction in Greenwich. (R) of Australia With more than diets, father and son Joe and Jad crash, and the collision team 8.00 Inside the Factory (3/10) 8,000 islands to choose from, try the Mexican and K-pop must find the evidence to prove Gregg Wallace visits a factory in Martin Clunes visits 16, which diets, while Joan and Rosie get the real story of the night. (R) rural Somerset that produces provide an insight into the to grips with the macro diet. 9.00 Traces (4/6) Daniel faces a one million pots of yoghurt diversity, history and challenges 9.00 24 Hours in A&E A woman is culpable homicide charge for every 24 hours, and meets the of island life in Australia. (R) airlifted to hospital after falling the fire and wants to protect cows that produce the milk. 9.00 The Pembrokeshire off her mobility scooter and Phil’s reputation, and Emma’s 9.00 Death in Bollywood Jiah Murders (2/3) With the being knocked unconscious. instinct tells her to be wary. Khan’s boyfriend Sooraj Pancholi second parole hearing looming Her family discuss how she 9.45 Staged Comedy in which tells his side of the story, with closer and still no conclusive has led an active life, despite David Tennant and Michael the actor facing charges of results from forensic testing, being diagnosed with a crippling Sheen play themselves as they abetment of suicide as police Wilkins and his team face illness at a young age. Plus, a prepare for a stage production believed he had driven Cooper head-on in three days 78-year-old man is rushed into while under lockdown. her to take her own life. (2/3) of interviews. Luke Evans stars. A&E after falling down the stairs. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Funny Nation with Elis 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Are Women the Fitter Sex? The latest headlines, in-depth James The stand-up explores A fresh perspective on the An emergency doctor interviews and analysis of the history of Welsh comedy major stories of the day. investigates why more men topical political developments. on radio, film and TV, talking 10.35 Regional News; Weather die from Covid-19 than women, 10.45 Accused: A Mother on about much-loved sitcoms 10.45 It’ll Be Alright on the Night a situation that has parallels Trial (4/4) Ashley’s new and sketch shows with their David Walliams presents a with many other diseases, daughter arrives, but their time creators and stars. (R) further compilation of TV including SARS, cancer and HIV. together is cut short when 10.30 Mandy Lola has not had a clangers and fluffed cues. (R) 11.00pm 999: What’s Your Emergency? Ashley is remanded into custody. customer in her beauty salon 11.45pm The Pembrokeshire Murders The return of the documentary, Rex and the prosecution for two days, so Mandy suggests With the second parole hearing filmed with South Yorkshire Police. (R) engage in one final battle. she introduce fish pedicures. (R) looming closer and still no conclusive 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 11.35pm Michael McIntyre’s The 10.45 Newsnight The day’s stories. results from forensic testing, Wilkins USA. Gordon Ramsay comes to the aid Wheel Award-winning comedian 11.30pm Masters Snooker Highlights and his team face Cooper head-on in of a restaurant in California. (R) 12.55 Michael McIntyre hosts, as contestants Mark Selby v Stephen Maguire. three days of interviews. Crime drama, The Supervet: Noel Fitzpatrick (R) 1.50 take on a colossal spinning wheel 12.20am Snooker: The Masters – Extra starring Luke Evans and Keith Allen. Orangutan Jungle School (R) 2.45 The and answer questions in the hope of 2.20 Last Woman on Earth with Sara (R) 12.35am Home Shopping 3.00 People’s Vet (R) 3.40 Couples Come securing the cash prize. (R) 12.35am Pascoe (R) 3.20 Being Bridget Jones. FYI Extra 3.15 Love Your Garden (R) Dine with Me (R) 4.35 Fifteen to One Weather for the Week Ahead Documentary. (R) 4.20 Moment of 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am (R) 5.30 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 12.40-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. Proof (R) 4.50-6.30am This Is BBC Two Tipping Point. Coin-drop quiz. (R) (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Tuesday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Are You Being Served? JANUARY 12 7.45 My Hero 8.20 Only Fools and Horses 9.00 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Are You Being Served? 9.40 Last of the Summer 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Wine. Double bill. 11.00 The Green Green Grass 11.40 Blackadder II 12.20pm My Hero 1.00 Dad’s 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Army 1.40 Only Fools and Horses 2.20 Are You Away! Enforcement agents evict Being Served? 3.00 The Green Green Grass 3.40 a woman with two children. (R) The Vicar of Dibley 4.20 Last of the Summer 12.15pm 5 News 12.20 Nightmare Wine. Double bill. 5.40 Are You Being Served? 6.20 Blackadder II 7.00 Only Fools and Horses Tenants, Slum Landlords (R) 7.40 Dad’s Army. Double bill. 9.00 The Vicar of 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Dibley. Double bill. 10.20 Live at the Apollo 11.25 See 5.30pm. Peep Show 11.55 The Vicar of Dibley 1.15am Live at 1.45 Neighbours the Apollo 2.10 Peep Show 2.40 Bridget & Eamon 2.20 The Nightmare Neighbour 3.10 Not Going Out 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Next Door Documentary. (R) DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 3.15 The Crossword Mysteries: A 6.00am Teleshopping 7.05 Steve Austin’s Broken Puzzle to Die For (2019/PG) Skull Challenge 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Premiere. Crime drama, Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 10.00 American starring Lacey Chabert. ★★★ Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Expedition with Steve Backshall 3.00 Rick Stein’s Inside the Factory, BBC Two, 8pm 5.30 Neighbours Sheila asks Jane to India 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Expedition with Steve help reconnect with Clive. (R) Backshall 6.00 QI XL 7.00 Richard Osman’s House of Games 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 9.00 QI XL ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 6.00 Home and Away Angelo 10.00 11.00 Live at the Apollo Taskmaster 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Sky 301 Virgin 401 confronts Colby in his office. (R) 12.00m’t Would I Lie to You? 1.20 Live at the 7.05 Classic Emmerdale 8.10 Heartbeat. Rural 6.00am Magical Adventures in the Forbidden 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. Apollo 2.30 QI XL 3.20 Beat the Internet with drama. 9.15 Bless This House 9.50 George and City (2019/12) ★★★ 8.05 Miss Juneteenth John Robins 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Mildred 10.25 Foyle’s War 12.40pm Heartbeat (2020/15) ★★★★ 10.05 Greed (2020/15) ★★★ 7.00 Lose a Stone in 4 Weeks DRAMA 143 20 130 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 2.50 Classic 12.05pm She’s In Portland (2020/15) ★★★ Sky FV Virgin Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.50 Midsomer 2.05 Magical Adventures in the Forbidden City Four more volunteers try 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Monarch of the Glen Murders 5.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. Drama. (2019/12) Fantasy adventure, starring Tinatin weight-loss programmes, 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City 10.55 Classic 7.00 Wycliffe 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.05 Dalakishvili. ★★★ 4.05 Miss Juneteenth (2020/15) Casualty 12.00noon The Bill. Police drama. 1.00 Foyle’s War 12.10am Agatha Christie’s Marple Drama, starring Nicole Beharie. ★★★★ 6.00 The including one woman who Classic EastEnders 2.15 Soldier, Soldier 3.20 Pie enjoys chocolate spread straight 2.15 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping High Note (2020/12) Romantic drama, starring in the Sky 4.20 All Creatures Great and Small Dakota Johnson. ★★★ 8.00 Greed (2020/15) from the jar and another who 5.25 To the Manor Born 6.00 Are You Being BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Satirical comedy drama, starring Steve Coogan. tops up on secret bedtime Served? 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Double 7.00pm Fred Dibnah’s Made in Britain 7.30 The ★★★ 10.00 Follow Me (2020/18) Premiere. snacks. (R) Followed by 5 News bill. 8.00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 9.45 Joy of Painting: Winter Specials. An oval picture Horror thriller, starring Keegan Allen and New Tricks 11.05 Waking the Dead 1.45am The featuring a cabin in the snow. 8.00 Inside Obama’s Holland Roden. ★★★ 11.50 Blindfire (2020/15) 8.00 Dogs Behaving (Very) Bill 2.45 Bramwell 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping White House 9.00 Frank Skinner on George ★★ 1.30am Follow Me (2020/18) ★★★ 3.20 Formby 10.00 The Night Manager. Double bill. ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Badly (2/12) Trainer Graeme YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 The High Note (2020/12) Hall comes to the aid of a family 12.00m’t Spiral 2.00 The Joy of Painting: Winter Jacqueline Wilson: Four Kids, It and Me 6.00am Trading History 8.00 Forbidden History Specials 2.25 Fred Dibnah’s Made in Britain whose harmonious existence is 9.00 WW2 – Battles for Europe 10.00 World 2.55-3.55am Frank Skinner on George Formby FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 being disrupted by a running War Weird 11.00 Great British Railway Journeys 11.00am Gunsmoke (1953/U) Western. ★★ SKY ONE 106 110 feud between two of their 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Bangers and Sky Virgin 12.40pm Timberjack (1954/U) ★★ 2.30 Destry Cash 3.00 Abandoned Engineering 4.00 World 6.00am Futurama 7.00 Animal House. Double Rides Again (1939/U) ★★★★★ 4.20 The Man dogs. Plus, a Chinese crested War Weird 5.00 WW2 – Battles for Europe 6.00 bill. 8.00 Monkey Business. Double bill. 9.00 Who Would Be King (1975/PG) ★★★★★ dog will not let any man near Antiques Roadshow 7.00 Great British Railway Motorway Patrol. Double bill. 10.00 Caught on 6.55 Three Amigos! (1986/PG) ★★★ his owner. Followed by 5 News Journeys 8.00 The Architecture The Railways Dashcam 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Double bill. 9.00 Transformers: The Last Knight (2017/12) Built 9.00 Bangers and Cash 10.00 James May’s 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. 3.00 MacGyver Sci-fi adventure sequel. ★★ 12.05am Triple 9 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Cars of the People 11.00 Two Ronnies 12.40am 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 (2016/15) ★★★ 2.20-4.00am Pili (2017/12) ★★★★ Wild (2/5) Ben Fogle meets a Forbidden History 1.40-3.00am Trading History Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Five 9.00 TALKING PICTURES former filmmaker who has made ITV2 118 6 115 episodes. Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Sky FV Virgin Life 10.00 Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 a home in the highlands of 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Chat show. 12.00m’t The Force: Essex 1.00 Road Wars 2.00 6.00am 80,000 Suspects (1963/PG) ★★ eastern Iceland, and set up a 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.10 Undercover Girl (1958/PG) ★★★ 9.30 The wilderness centre exploring Celebrity Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Dress to 4.00 Motorway Patrol 5.00-6.00am MacGyver Adventures of Robin Hood 10.00 Robin’s Nest 11.30 12.30pm 200 years of local history. Impress Love Bites Emmerdale 10.30 The End of the Road (1954/U) ★★★ 1.00 Coronation Street 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 12.05pm The Importance of Being Earnest Show 2.55 Ellen’s Game of Games 3.55 Dress 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 6.55 CSI: (1952/U) ★★★★ 1.55 Helford Oysters 2.05 The 10.00 Camilla: Making of a to Impress 5.00 The Cabins 6.00 Love Bites Crime Scene Investigation. Double bill. 8.45 Ray Years Between (1946/U) ★★ 4.00 The Seventh Mistress Documentary looking 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 9.00 The Cabins Donovan 11.00 Dexter 1.10pm Fortitude 2.10 CSI: Veil (1946/PG) ★★★ 6.00 Scotland Yard at the surprising and colourful 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.05 Family Guy 12.05am Crime Scene Investigation 4.00 Boardwalk Empire 6.35 MGB on Overdrive 6.45 Hombre (1967/PG) American Dad! 1.00 The Stand Up Sketch Show 5.15 The Sopranos 7.45 Game of Thrones 9.00 Six Western. ★★★★★ 9.00 Quatermass 10.00 life of the potential future Double bill. 2.00 Don’t Hate the Playaz 2.55 Feet Under. Double bill. 11.20 Big Love. Double The Deep (1977/15) ★★★ 12.30am Spanish Fly queen consort, charting her Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.20 bill. 1.40am Californication. Double bill. 2.55 (1975/15) ★★★ 2.15 Lulu Belle (1948/12) ★★★ relationship with and eventual ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping Banshee 4.00-6.00am The British. Double bill. 4.00 Budgie 5.00-6.00am Stagecoach West marriage to Prince Charles. (R) 11.10pm Britain’s Flashiest Families Variations S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C search for Tom. 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno a’r Tywydd 12.05 Bywyd y Fet 12.30 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y The UK’s most excessive spenders. (R) 1.00 1.30 Cwm. Dylan uses deceitful tactics to snoop on As BBC1 except: 6.30-7.00pm Bwyd Bach Shumana a Catrin Ffermio 12.10am Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun. BBC1 WALES 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Jason’s financial situation. 8.25 Rownd a Rownd. BBC Wales Today. The latest headline stories. 3.00 3.05 Barry hears a voicemail that gives him hope of Catching up with former dancer and 8.30-9.00pm Carol Vorderman: Closer to Da Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Hewlfa Drysor 4.00 Awr Fawr: Anifeiliad Bach Y Byd finding Carys, Aled and Tom. 8.55 Newyddion on site sales supremo Bambi. (R) 1.05 Home. Carol revisits her schooldays in Rhyl 4.10 Bing 4.20 Halibalw 4.30 Blero yn Mynd i S4C a’r Tywydd 9.00 Cefn Gwlad. Mari Lovgreen The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show 3.05 and meets some of the region’s inspirational Ocido 4.40 Ahoi! 5.00 Stwnsh: Dennis a visits the Rhiwlas Estate as sheep are gathered Entertainment News on 5 3.10 The teachers, including a woman who has been Dannedd 5.10 Un Cwestiwn 5.30 Byd Rwtsh Dai from the mountain. Plus, Rhys Henllan heads to Nightmare Neighbour Next Door. teaching children karate since the age of 12. Potsh 5.40 Bwystfil 5.50 Ffeil 6.00 Mastermind an Anglesey Gin farm. 10.00 Y Godinebwr. Anna 4.50pm Documentary. (R) 4.00 Cruising with BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: First Cymru. Specialist topics are the history of Bro Eckhardt offers Willem a chance to finally rid Minister’s Questions 5.40-6.00pm Flog It! Trawsfynydd, the Gilmore Girls TV series, Terry himself of Couwenberg. However, he has made Jane McDonald. Documentary. (R) 4.45 ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Pratchett’s The City Watch novels, and the a promise to Iris. Pepijn, now employed by Wildlife SOS (R) 5.10 Great Scientists (R) News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales mountains of Wales. 6.35 Rownd a Rownd. Couwenberg, investigates prostitute Wendy. 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) at Six 10.35-10.45pm ITV News Cymru Wales Barry becomes increasingly frustrated in his Subtitled. 11.00-11.35pm Cymry ar Gynfas BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: 6.30am Wanted Down Under 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.10 Cheers Holidays 10.00 Homes Under Revisited (R) 7.15 The Farmers’ 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. (R) 8.00 The King of Queens (R) the Hammer (R) 11.00 Wanted Country Showdown (R) 8.00 See 10.00 This Morning Lifestyle features. 8.55 Frasier (R) 9.55 Come Dine Down Under Revisited 11.45 Hear 8.30 Nigella’s Cook, Eat, 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity with Me (R) 12.00noon Come Moment of Proof 12.15pm Repeat (R) 9.00 BBC News at 9 interviews and topical debate. Dine with Me (R) 12.30 Steph’s 10.00 BBC2 News. Headlines Packed Lunch 2.10 Countdown Bargain Hunt. From Elsecar. (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather and reports. 11.15 Politics Live 3.00 A Place in the Sun Searching for 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.55 Regional News; Weather 1.45 Father Brown A performance 1.00pm Snooker: The Masters Ronnie a property in the countryside O’Sullivan v Ding Junhui. Day 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal The around Valencia, Spain. troupe of anarchists arrives. (R) team are in Sheffield, where four at Alexandra Palace. 4.00 A New Life in the Sun 2.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food David Ford blows his cash Dishes revolving around spice. (R) 4.50 Meerkat Manor The family A restaurateur has his party shut has abandoned Mozart. (R) on a set of old whistles. down by the Portuguese police. 3.00 Escape to the Country (R) 5.15 Flog It! From Cumbria. (R) 3.00 Lingo Quiz, hosted by Adil Ray. 5.00 Junior Bake Off The young

3.45 The Farmers’ Country 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. bakers master tricky shaping Two sets of farmers 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of Showdown With David Baddiel, 5.00 The Chase Quiz show, techniques on bread day. head to a market in Ludlow. Games Alex Brooker, Sophie Duker hosted by Bradley Walsh. 6.00 The Simpsons With the voices 4.30 The Bidding Room and Charlotte Hawkins. 6.00 Regional News; Weather of Tony Blair and JK Rowling. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. 6.30 Rick Stein’s Cornwall Rick heads 6.25 Party Political Broadcast 6.30 Hollyoaks Ste starts cleaning 6.00 BBC News; Regional News out to sea to go fishing for By the Conservative Party. at the law firm, but things are 6.55 Party Political Broadcast lobsters with Nathan Outlaw. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather awkward between him and Sami. 7.00 The One Show Magazine 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road 7.00 Emmerdale Meena throws 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. show, with stories of interest Trip TV presenter Michelle a family do, Marlon makes an 8.00 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or from around the UK, plus Ackerley and astrologer Russell effort, and it remains to be seen List It Kirstie Allsopp and Phil celebrity guests in the studio. Grant team up with experts whether Sarah will come clean. Spencer meet Emily and Kris 7.30 The Bidding Room Wannabe Roo Irvine and Phil Serrell for an 7.30 Coronation Street Adam in the village of Somersham, dealer Alfie, aged just 11, tries to antiques journey on one of the tells Carla that Peter plans Cambridgeshire. Primary school sell his scooter to the dealers, hottest days of the summer. (R) to refuse a transplant. teacher Emily thinks they need while an unusual birthing chair 8.00 This Farming Life (8/8) 8.00 Cornwall and Devon Walks a bigger home with more space, and a pair of vintage phones Hill farmer Joyce Campbell with Julia Bradbury (2/8) but Kris feels their home has also come the dealers’ way. prepares for spring, and Julia walks five miles of the too much potential and Nigel Havers presents. (R) does everything she can to north Cornish coast, from would prefer to stay put. 8.00 The Repair Shop Bike make sure her 800 North picturesque Padstow to 9.00 Grand Designs Kevin restorer Tim Gunn brings all Country Cheviot ewes are surfing favourite Trevone Bay. McCloud meets Greg and his skill to bear on a wartime healthy ahead of birthing 8.30 Coronation Street Jenny Georgie who are taking on bicycle once owned and used season. Meanwhile, in the Lake tells Peter he needs to find the highly ambitious task of by a Bletchley Park codebreaker, District, Matt and Dani Blair are somewhere else to live, and converting a dilapidated barn and horologist Steve Fletcher preparing for the first cattle TB Nina urges Asha to not let in Kent. The build will be a recruits fellow expert and test on their new farm. the likes of Corey bully her. huge challenge, involving the sister Suzie to work on a 9.00 Death in Bollywood (3/3) 9.00 The Pembrokeshire painstaking conservation of neglected and battered Jiah Khan’s family commission a Murders (3/3) A long-awaited the existing rotten structure, Victorian firefighter’s helmet. (R) legal case review from a British breakthrough gives Detective building a new two-storey 9.00 The Truth About Keeping law firm, which concludes there Steve Wilkins and his team internal steel frame, and Fit at Home Documentary were faults with investigations the ammunition they need recycling everything they can to investigating health issues. from the night she died onwards to finally arrest John Cooper. stretch their £250,000 budget. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Top of the Pops: The Story 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell 10.45 Match of the Day Highlights of 1987 Some of 1987’s biggest A fresh perspective on the and Back Gordon Ramsay of the latest Premier League music stars look back on the major stories of the day. and his team arrive at Blend matches, which included Aston year, including Terence Trent 10.35 Regional News; Weather on Main in New Jersey, where Villa v Tottenham Hotspur and D’Arby, Curiosity Killed the Cat, 10.45 Peston Political magazine show they get to work renovating Wolverhampton Wanderers v Rick Astley, Kim Appleby, Andy presented by Robert Peston, the once popular restaurant Everton. Plus, highlights of Bell and Carol Decker. (R) featuring major interviews which has fallen into decline. Sheffield United v Newcastle 10.45 Newsnight Analysis of with MPs and topical guests. 11.00pm 24 Hours in A&E Following United and Manchester City v the day’s headline events. 11.45pm The Pembrokeshire Murders the stories of two people living with Brighton & Hove Albion. 11.30pm Masters Snooker Highlights A long-awaited forensic breakthrough debilitating illness, including a woman 11.35pm NEW Fight for First: Excel John Higgins v Mark Allen. 12.20am gives Detective Steve Wilkins and who has fallen from her mobility Esports Documentary series following Snooker: The Masters – Extra. Ronnie his team the ammunition they need scooter. (R) 12.05am The Great Pottery the Excel Esports team. 12.15am A O’Sullivan v Ding Junhui and John to finally arrest and prosecute John Throw Down. Siobhan McSweeney Question of Sport. Sue Barker hosts Higgins v Mark Allen. Key moments Cooper. (R) 12.35am Home Shopping hosts. (R) 1.15 Couples Come Dine the light-hearted quiz, with Matt from day four, in which the quarter- 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Living on the Veg. with Me (R) 2.10 The Supervet: Noel Dawson and Phil Tufnell heading final line-up was decided. 2.20 See How to make crispy party poppers, a Fitzpatrick (R) 3.05 The People’s Vet (R) teams of celebrities in a test of their Hear (R) 2.50 Meerkat: A Dynasties breakfast burrito, and aubergine curry. 4.00 Car S.O.S. (R) 4.50 Fifteen to One knowledge. (R) 12.45 Weather for the Special (R) 3.50 Moment of Proof (R) (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am (R) 5.45 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures Week Ahead 12.50-6.00am BBC News 4.20-6.30am This Is BBC Two. Previews. Tipping Point. Coin-drop quiz. (R) (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Wednesday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Are You Being Served? JANUARY 13 7.45 My Hero 8.20 Only Fools and Horses 9.00 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Are You Being Served? 9.40 Last of the Summer 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Wine. Double bill. 11.00 The Green Green Grass 11.40 Blackadder the Third 12.20pm My Hero 1.00 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Dad’s Army 1.40 Only Fools and Horses 2.20 Are Away! (R) 12.15pm 5 News at You Being Served? 3.00 The Green Green Grass Lunchtime 12.20 Nightmare 3.40 The Vicar of Dibley 4.20 Last of the Summer Tenants, Slum Landlords (R) Wine. Double bill. 5.40 Are You Being Served? 6.20 Blackadder the Third 7.00 Only Fools and 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Horses 7.35 Dad’s Army. Double bill. 9.00 The 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Vicar of Dibley. Double bill. 10.20 Not Going Out 11.00 Peep Show. Double bill. 12.10am The Vicar 2.20 The Nightmare Neighbour of Dibley 1.30 Peep Show 2.30 Bridget & Eamon Next Door An Army veteran 3.00 Peep Show 3.25-4.00am Bridget & Eamon is attacked with a knife. (R) DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 3.15 FILM Deadly Jealousy: 6.00am Teleshopping 7.05 Steve Austin’s Broken The Killer Cousin Skull Challenge 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Border Force: 5.30 Neighbours David is unable America’s Gatekeepers 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 to forgive Nicolette yet, leaving Expedition with Steve Backshall 3.00 Rick Stein’s Cornwall and Devon Walks with Julia Bradbury, ITV, 8pm Aaron without a solution. (R) India 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Expedition with Steve Backshall 6.00 QI XL 7.00 Richard Osman’s House 6.00 Home and Away Dean’s worst of Games 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 9.00 QI XL. ITV3 119 10 117 9.00 The Wire. Double bill. 11.30 Big Love. Double Sky FV Virgin 1.50am 3.00 nightmare comes true when he Quiz. 10.00 Live at the Apollo 11.00 Taskmaster 6.00am bill. Californication. Double bill. Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Banshee 4.00 The British 5.00-6.00am Storm City finds Amber and Jay are gone. (R) 12.00m’t Would I Lie to You? 1.20 Live at the 7.05 Classic Emmerdale 8.15 Heartbeat 9.20 Bless Apollo 2.30 QI XL 3.20 Beat the Internet with This House 9.55 George and Mildred 10.25 Foyle’s SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 4.00-6.00am John Robins Teleshopping War 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. 301 401 2.50 3.50 Sky Virgin 7.00 Scotland’s Most Scenic DRAMA 143 20 130 Double bill. Classic Coronation Street 6.00am Miss Juneteenth (2020/15) ★★★★ Sky FV Virgin Midsomer Murders 5.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Railway Journey Trips 6.00am Teleshopping 7.25 Monarch of the Glen 8.00 Magical Adventures in the Forbidden City 6.55 Wycliffe 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 ★★★ 10.10 across regions such as Canada, 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City 10.55 Classic 12.05am (2019/12) She’s In Portland (2020/15) Foyle’s War Agatha Christie’s Marple ★★★ 12.10pm The Argument (2020/12) ★★★ Casualty 12.00noon The Bill. Police drama. 1.00 2.10 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping Scandinavia, Europe and New Classic EastEnders 2.15 Soldier, Soldier 3.20 Pie in 1.50 Miss Juneteenth (2020/15) ★★★★ Zealand, through the characters the Sky 4.20 All Creatures Great and Small 5.25 BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 3.50 Magical Adventures in the Forbidden City who travel, work and live To the Manor Born 6.00 Are You Being Served? 7.00pm Fred Dibnah’s Made in Britain 7.30 The (2019/12) ★★★ 6.00 Greed (2020/15) ★★★ 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 8.00 Judge John Joy of Painting: Winter Specials 8.00 Queen 8.00 Rialto (2019/15) Drama, with Tom Vaughan- there. Narrated by Bill Nighy. (R) Lawlor. ★★★ 9.45 Miss Juneteenth (2020/15) Followed by 5 News Update Deed 10.00 New Tricks 11.05 Waking the Dead Victoria’s Children 9.00 FILM Mrs Brown (1997/ 1.45am The Bill 2.45-4.00am Bramwell. Drama. PG) Period drama, starring Judi Dench. ★★★★★ ★★★★ 11.40 Follow Me (2020/18) ★★★ 1.25am Rialto (2019/15) ★★★ 3.05 Blindfire (2020/15) ★★ 8.00 Tower Bridge: Gateway to YESTERDAY 155 26 129 10.40 Young Victoria: Timewatch 11.30 Queen Sky FV Virgin Victoria: My Musical Britain 12.30am Forest, 4.40-6.10am The Argument (2020/12) ★★★ London (2/4) Rob Bell explores 6.00am 7.10 Trading History Impossible Field & Sky: Art Out of Nature 1.30 The Joy of FILM4 313 14 428 the extraordinary stories of Engineering 8.00 Forbidden History 9.00 WW2 1.55 Sky FV Virgin Painting: Winter Specials Fred Dibnah’s Made 11.00am ★★ London’s most iconic bridges. – Battles for Europe 10.00 World War Weird in Britain 2.25-3.25am Queen Victoria’s Children Campbell’s Kingdom (1957/U) Followed by 5 News Update 11.00 Great British Railway Journeys 12.00noon 1.05pm Two Rode Together (1961/PG) ★★★ Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Bangers and Cash 3.00 SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 3.15 Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960/U) ★★ 9.00 The Thames: Britain’s Abandoned Engineering 4.00 World War Weird 6.00am Futurama. Double bill. 7.00 Animal 4.55 The 39 Steps (1959/U) ★★★★ 6.45 Super 8 Great River with Tony 5.00 WW2 – Battles for Europe 6.00 Antiques House. Double bill. 8.00 Monkey Business. (2011/12) Sci-fi thriller. ★★★★ 9.00 X-Men: Roadshow 7.00 Great British Railway Journeys Double bill. 9.00 Motorway Patrol. Double bill. Apocalypse (2016/12) Superhero adventure Robinson (2/8) Tony explores ★★★ 11.50 ★★★ the river’s role as a vital trade 8.00 NEW Abandoned Engineering. Structures 10.00 Stop, Search, Seize 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. sequel. RoboCop (2014/12) immortalised on screen. 9.00 The Two Ronnies Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. 2.05-3.55am The Pyramid (2014/15) ★★ artery connecting the country 10.40 ’Allo ’Allo! 12.40am Forbidden History 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family. Double bill. TALKING PICTURES to the outside world, going 1.40 Trading History 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 8.00 Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 behind the scenes at London 118 6 115 The Simpsons Rob & Romesh vs NBA ITV2 Sky FV Virgin Basketball 9.00 FILM Ender’s Game (2013/12) 6.00am Keep It Clean (1956/PG) ★★ 7.35 Lure of Gateway, the newest and largest 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Chat show. Sci-fi adventure, starring Asa Butterfield. ★★★ the Wilderness (1952/U) ★★★ 9.20 Go to Blazes container port on the Thames. 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 11.15 A League of Their Own 12.15am NCIS: Los 9.30 The Adventures of Sir Lancelot 10.00 Robin’s Later, he visits Whitstable, 9.30 Celebrity Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Dress to Angeles 1.15 Road Wars 1.45 PL Greatest Games Nest 10.30 Portrait of Alison (1955/PG) ★★★ 11.30 12.30pm 1.00 12.10pm 12.15 famous for its oysters. Impress Love Bites Emmerdale 2.00 Stop, Search, Seize 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 Glimpses South of Algiers (1952/PG) You’ve Been Framed! Gold Funniest Ever 2.00 4.00 Motorway Patrol 5.00-6.00am MacGyver ★★★ 2.00 Rooms 2.30 A Little of What You The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.55 Ellen’s Game of Fancy (1968/U) ★★★ 3.35 Girls! Girls! Girls! 10.00 Levi Bellfield: 5 Mistakes Games 3.55 Dress to Impress 5.00 The Cabins SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 (1962/U) ★★★ 5.30 Rooms 6.00 Scotland Yard That Caught a Killer The 6.00 Love Bites 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.00am The British 6.55 CSI: Crime Scene 6.35 Village School 6.50 The Edgar Wallace case of Levi Bellfield, who 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 The Cabins Investigation. Double bill. 8.45 Ray Donovan. Mystery Theatre 8.00 Rumpole of the Bailey 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.05 Family Guy 12.05am Double bill. 11.00 Dexter. Double bill. 1.10pm 9.05 Reds (1981/15) Fact-based drama. ★★★★★ committed three murders American Dad! 1.00 The Stand Up Sketch Show Fortitude 2.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.35am Three Sisters (1970/U) ★★★★ including that of schoolgirl Milly 2.00 Hey Tracey! 2.55 Totally Bonkers Guinness Double bill. 4.00 Boardwalk Empire 5.15 The 3.45 Wot! No Murder 4.00 The Mind of Mr JG Dowler. This documentary World Records 3.20-3.30am ITV2 Nightscreen Sopranos. Double bill. 7.45 Game of Thrones Reeder 5.00-6.00am Target: The Corruptors reveals his string of mistakes that led to his arrest. (R) Datganiad Covid-19 1.00 Straeon Tafarn 1.30 Dim Aled’s world is turned upside down. 8.25 Y Byd Variations Byd i’w Wisgo 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd yn ei Le. Guto Harri discusses hot topics of 11.05pm The Disappearance of Luke 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r the week. 8.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd The case of 19-year-old Luke BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 6.30-6.55pm 3.05 4.00 9.00 Durbin 7.30-8.00pm Tywydd Canu gyda Fy Arwr Awr Fawr: Mastermind Cymru. Specialist topics are BBC Wales Today Tudur’s TV Meic y Marchog 4.15 Caru Canu 4.20 Bach a the Irish politician Michael Collins, towns and Durbin, who vanished in May 2006 Flashback. Tudur Owen takes a sideways look after a night out in Ipswich. (R) 12.05am Mawr 4.30 Octonots 4.45 Gwdihw 5.00 Stwnsh: villages along Offa’s Dyke, and the 1998 FIFA at Alternative Wales, featuring clips of belly Angelo am Byth 5.10 Cer I Greu 5.30 Rhyfeddod World Cup in France. 9.40 Mwy o Sgorio. A&E After Dark (R) 1.00 The 21.co.uk dancers, hamster lovers and pylon enthusiast. Chwilengoch a’r Gath Ddu 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Y Ty Celebrating the best of football in Wales and Live Casino Show 3.00 Entertainment ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Cymreig. Aled Samuel and Dr Greg Stevenson beyond. 10.10 Adre. Nia Parry visits the home News on 5 3.10 The Nightmare News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.25 ITV News Wales look at oak-beamed farmhouses in Wales. of landscape artist Iwan Gwyn Parry in the 10.35-10.45pm Neighbour Next Door (R) 4.00 Cruising at Six ITV News Cymru Wales They visit homes in Llanfaircaereinion and Gwynedd village of Rachub. 10.40-11.45pm S4C 6.00am Cyw 11.00 Dysgu Gyda Cyw: Denbighshire. 6.30 Bwyd Epic Chris. Chris Fferm Ffactor: Selebs. New teams of celebrities with Jane McDonald (R) 4.45 Wildlife Olobobs 11.05 Jen a Jim a’r Cywiadur 11.20 Peppa Roberts creates unusual food for his family, are let loose on the farm as the series returns, SOS (R) 5.10 Great Scientists (R) 11.25 Sbarc 11.40 Ty Mel 11.45 Do Re Mi Dono friends and colourful locals. 7.00 Heno 7.30 competing in farming-based challenges 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) 12.05pm Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 12.15 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. from pig herding to handling a digger. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: 6.30am Wanted Down Under 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.10 Cheers Holidays 10.00 Homes Under Revisited (R) 7.15 The Farmers’ 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 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(R) opening quarter-final at 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal The team the Greek island of Kefalonia. 3.00 Escape to the Country (R) Alexandra Palace in London. visits Nottingham’s Albert Hall. 4.00 A New Life in the Sun There is 3.45 The Farmers’ Country 4.50 Meerkat Manor (R) 3.00 Lingo (10/30) Another battle chaos at a B&B in France when Showdown (9/20) Two 5.15 Flog It! Norwich Cathedral. (R) of words, hosted by Adil Ray. a pipe bursts during check in. couples are preparing for 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 4.00 Tipping Point Quiz show, 5.00 Junior Bake Off The bakers Exeter’s Farmers’ Market. Games With David Baddiel, hosted by Ben Shephard. (R) show off their dessert skills. 4.30 The Bidding Room Items Alex Brooker, Sophie Duker 5.00 The Chase Contestants Tom, 6.00 The Simpsons Homer is include a tribal paddle and and Charlotte Hawkins. Sonal, Oliver and Heidi pit their humiliated by a wild bear. (R) an architect’s drawing board. 6.30 Rick Stein’s Cornwall Rick wits against today’s Chaser. 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna worries 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. meets Dawn French, who has 6.00 Regional News; Weather that Brody and Summer 6.00 BBC News; Regional News made Cornwall her home. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather are more than just friends. 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 Snooker: The Masters 7.00 Emmerdale Rhona and 7.00 Channel 4 News Including presents a mixture of celebrity Stuart Bingham or Thepchaiya Marlon hope to move things the latest sport and weather. chat and stories of interest. Un-Nooh v Shaun Murphy or on with their relationship. 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing 7.35 EastEnders Jean forges ahead Mark Williams. Further coverage 7.30 Vaccine: When Will I Get Spaces The architect meets with her plan and offers words of the fifth day’s play, featuring It? 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(R) 12.35am Home Dunst. ★★★★ 3.30 Are Women the usual mix of serious analysis and semi-finals. 1.30am The Noughties: Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Vaccine: Fitter Sex? (R) 4.25 Fifteen to One. light-hearted gossip about the biggest 2009. A lighthearted look at the year. When Will I Get It? Tonight (R) 3.40 Quiz show. (R) 5.15 Coach Trip: Road to stories in politics at the moment. (R) 2.15 Celebrity: A 21st Century Story ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am Tipping Marbs (R) 5.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 12.20-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. (R) 3.15-6.30am This Is BBC Two Point. Ben Shephard hosts the quiz. (R) (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Thursday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Are You Being Served? JANUARY 14 7.45 My Hero 8.20 Only Fools and Horses 9.00 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Are You Being Served? 9.40 Last of the Summer 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Wine. Double bill. 11.00 The Green Green Grass 11.40 Blackadder the Third 12.20pm My Hero 1.00 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Dad’s Army 1.40 Only Fools and Horses 2.20 Are Away! (R) 12.15pm 5 News at You Being Served? 3.00 The Green Green Grass Lunchtime 12.20 Nightmare 3.40 The Vicar of Dibley 4.20 Last of the Summer Tenants, Slum Landlords (R) Wine. Double bill. 5.40 Are You Being Served? 6.20 Blackadder the Third 7.00 Only Fools and 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Horses 7.40 Dad’s Army 8.20 Dad’s Army: The 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Lost Episodes 9.00 The Vicar of Dibley 10.20 Not Going Out 11.00 Peep Show 12.10am The Vicar 2.20 The Nightmare Neighbour of Dibley 1.25 Peep Show 2.00 Bridget & Eamon Next Door Documentary. (R) 2.55 Peep Show 3.25-4.00am Not Going Out (2019/PG) 3.15 Killer Grandma DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 Thriller, starring Kelly Sullivan 7.05am Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge and Brett Zimmerman. ★★★ 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. 10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 5.30 Neighbours Roxy has not heard Expedition with Steve Backshall 3.00 Rick Stein’s anything from Kyle following India 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Expedition with Steve Pooch Perfect, BBC One, 8pm her latest erotic video. (R) Backshall 6.00 QI XL 7.00 Richard Osman’s House of Games 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 9.00 Live at When Justin 4.00 5.15 6.00 Home and Away the Apollo 10.00 QI XL. Quiz. 11.00 Taskmaster ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 Double bill. Boardwalk Empire The returns from hospital, Tori 12.00m’t Would I Lie to You? 12.40 Would I Lie to Sopranos. Double bill. 7.45 Game of Thrones 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 9.00 11.05 worries about his health. (R) You? – Unseen 1.20 Live at the Apollo 2.30 QI XL 7.05 8.15 9.20 Sharp Objects. Double bill. Big Love. Classic Emmerdale Heartbeat Bless Double bill. 1.25am Californication. Triple bill. 3.15-4.00am Beat the Internet with John Robins This House 9.55 George and Mildred 10.25 Foyle’s 6.30 5 News Tonight 3.10 Banshee 4.15-6.00am Storm City. Double bill. DRAMA 143 20 130 War 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. 7.00 Susan Calman’s Grand Sky FV Virgin Double bill. 2.50 Classic Coronation Street. SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 6.00am Teleshopping 7.25 Monarch of the Glen Double bill. 3.55 Midsomer Murders 5.55 Agatha Day Out in Cornwall and 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City 10.50 Classic Sky 301 Virgin 401 Christie’s Poirot 6.55 Wycliffe 8.00 Vera 10.00 6.10am The comedian heads Casualty 12.00noon The Bill. Police drama. 1.00 12.05am Magical Adventures in the Forbidden City Devon Foyle’s War Agatha Christie’s Marple (2019/12) ★★★ 8.15 Miss Juneteenth (2020/15) Classic EastEnders 2.15 Soldier, Soldier 3.20 Pie in 2.10 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping off to explore the two counties the Sky 4.20 All Creatures Great and Small 5.25 ★★★★ 10.05 Greed (2020/15) ★★★ 12.05pm in her vintage camper van, To the Manor Born 6.00 Are You Being Served? BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Rialto (2019/15) ★★★ 1.45 The Death and Life of taking in some dramatic scenery 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 8.00 Dalziel & 7.00pm Fred Dibnah’s Made in Britain 7.30 The John F Donovan (2018/15) ★★★ 3.55 The High and incredible historic sights. (R) Pascoe 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 Waking the Dead Joy of Painting: Winter Specials 8.00 LIVE Note (2020/12) ★★★ 6.00 She’s In Portland 1.50am The Bill 2.40-4.00am Bramwell. Drama. Snooker: The Masters. Stuart Bingham or (2020/15) ★★★ 8.00 Greed (2020/15) ★★★ 10.00 Followed by 5 News Update The Death and Life of John F Donovan (2018/15) YESTERDAY 155 26 129 Thepchaiya Un-Nooh v Shaun Murphy or 8.00 Natural History Museum: Sky FV Virgin Mark Williams. 10.00 FILM Whisky Galore! ★★★ 12.20am Rialto (2019/15) ★★★ 2.00 Follow World of Wonder (2/4) 6.00am Impossible Engineering. Double bill. (1949/U) Ealing comedy, starring Basil Radford. Me (2020/18) ★★★ 3.50-6.00am Magical 8.00 Forbidden History 9.00 WW2 – Battles ★★★★★ 11.20 Mark Kermode’s Secrets of Adventures in the Forbidden City (2019/12) ★★★ The museum’s dinosaur experts for Europe 10.00 World War Weird 11.00 Great 12.20am Cinema: British Comedy Christo and FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 Susie Maidment and Paul British Railway Journeys. Double bill. 12.00noon Jeanne-Claude: Monumental Art 1.20 The Joy of Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Bangers and Cash. 1.45 11.00am Cowboy (1958/U) ★★★ 12.50pm Track Barrett follow up an exciting Painting: Winter Specials Fred Dibnah’s Made ★★★★ 2.55 Double bill. 3.00 Abandoned Engineering 4.00 in Britain 2.15-3.15am Queen Victoria’s Children of the Cat (1954/U) Arabian Nights tip-off about some possible World War Weird 5.00 Narrow Escapes of World (1942/PG) ★★★★★ 4.40 The Colditz Story prehistoric footprints in Wales. War Two 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 Great SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 (1954/U) ★★★★★ 6.40 Sahara (2005/12) Followed by 5 News Update British Railway Journeys. Double bill. 8.00 Bangers 6.00am Futurama 7.00 Animal House. Double Adventure. ★★★ 9.00 Shooter (2007/15) Action and Cash 10.00 The World at War 11.00 WW2 bill. 8.00 Monkey Business 9.00 Motorway Patrol. thriller. ★★★ 11.25 The Boss (2016/15) Comedy. 9.00 Hadrian’s Wall with – Battles for Europe 1.00am Forbidden History Double bill. 10.00 Stop, Search, Seize 11.00 NCIS: ★★★ 1.25-3.45am The East (2013/15) ★★★★ Robson Green The actor 2.00 Trading History 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Los Angeles. Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. TALKING PICTURES 3.00 4.00 makes his way along the ITV2 118 6 115 Double bill. MacGyver Modern Family. barricade, built to guard the Sky FV Virgin Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Chat show. Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple bill. 8.00 6.00am It’s a Wonderful World (1956/U) ★★ northern frontier of the Roman 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Freddie Down Under 9.00 Ant Middleton & 7.40 A Cry from the Streets (1958/PG) ★★★ Empire in AD122, and covering Celebrity Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Dress to Rebel Wilson: Straight Talking 10.00 A Discovery 9.30 Sir Francis Drake 10.00 Robin’s Nest 10.30 almost 80 miles in length from Impress 11.30 Love Bites 12.30pm Emmerdale of Witches 11.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Contraband (1940/U) ★★★ 12.20pm Crystal 1.00 2.00 12.25 the Irish Sea to the North Sea. Coronation Street The Ellen DeGeneres Life 12.00m’t A League of Their Own: European Palace The Conquest of Everest (1953/U) Show 2.55 Ellen’s Game of Games 3.55 Dress Road Trip 1.00 Road Wars 2.00 Brit Cops: Law ★★★ 2.00 Rooms 2.30 I Live in Grosvenor to Impress 5.00 Celebrity Supermarket Sweep & Disorder 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 Motorway Square (1945/U) ★★ 4.45 Every Day Except 10.00 Gladiator (2000/15) 6.00 Love Bites 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Patrol. Double bill. 5.00-6.00am MacGyver Christmas (1957/U) ★★★★ 5.30 Rooms 6.00 Roman general Maximus 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Totally You’ve Been Scotland Yard 6.35 Lease of Life (1954/U) ★★ Decimus Meridius is forced to Framed! 9.00 The Cabins 10.00 Plebs 11.00 Family SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 8.25 Scales of Justice 9.00 Public Eye 10.00 The Guy 11.55 American Dad! 12.55am FILM The 6.00am The British 6.55 CSI: Crime Scene Silent Partner (1978/18) Crime thriller. ★★★ fight as a gladiator and uses Hangover (2009/15) Comedy, starring Bradley Investigation. Double bill. 8.45 Ray Donovan. 12.10am White Mischief (1987/18) ★★★★ 2.25 his position to seek revenge Cooper. ★★★★ 2.50 Totally Bonkers Guinness Double bill. 11.00 Dexter. Double bill. 1.10pm Melody Club (1949/U) ★★★ 3.45 We Three for the murder of his family. World Records 3.15-3.30am ITV2 Nightscreen Fortitude 2.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 4.00 Public Eye 5.00-6.00am Saints and Sinners Oscar-winning period epic, with Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Variations S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C Tom. 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Derek Jacobi and Oliver Reed, a’r Tywydd 12.05 Pobl a’u Gerddi 12.30 Heno Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. 6.30-7.00pm 1.00 Adre 1.30 Nyrsys 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Aled decides to confront his biological father. in his last film role. ★★★★★ BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 2.05 3.00 8.25 Rownd a Rownd. Sian finally discovers the BBC Wales Today. The latest headline stories. Tywydd Prynhawn Da Newyddion 1.00am The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Cefn Gwlad 4.00 Awr Fawr: truth about Wyn’s death. 8.55 Newyddion S4C BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 10.00pm 3.00 Entertainment News on 5 3.10 The Anifeiliad Bach Y Byd 4.10 Llan-ar-goll-en 4.25 a’r Tywydd 9.00 Pawb a’i Farn. Betsan Powys Saving Britain’s Worst Zoo. With Lilith the lynx Sion y Chef 4.35 Nos Da Cyw 4.45 Deian a Loli hosts the topical debate in which a host of Nightmare Neighbour Next Door. on the loose and a council marksman tracking 5.00 Stwnsh: Dewi a’r Ditectifs Gwyllt 5.05 contributors discuss the issues that matter to A repair bill for a chimney that led to a her, Tracey and Dean Tweedy face a race to Mabinogi-ogi a Mwy 5.30 Ar Goll Yn Oz 5.55 Wales and beyond. 10.00 Jiwcbocs y Stiwdio couple taking their neighbour to court. save the big cat. 10.40-10.45pm Coast. Mark Ffeil 6.00 Sgwrs Dan y Lloer. Elin Fflur chats to Gefn. Popular songs from the contemporary (R) 4.00 Cruising with Jane McDonald. Horton tours Brunel’s Great Western Railway, Bafta-winning actor, comedian and presenter Welsh music scene, with y Bandana, Ail travelling along the south coast of Devon. Tudur Owen in his garden, finding out about Symuiad, Bryn Fon and Elin Fflur among the The singer heads to Alaska. (R) 4.45 ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV his career and the sort of person he is at home. artists who have performed on the Stiwdio Wildlife SOS (R) 5.10 Great Scientists (R) News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales 6.30 Rownd a Rownd. Barry hears a voicemail Gefn stage. 11.00-11.35pm Blwyddyn y Bugail: 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) at Six 10.30-10.45pm ITV News Cymru Wales that gives him hope of finding Carys, Aled and Ioan Doyle. Documentary following the climber. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: 6.30am Wanted Down Under 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.10 Cheers Holidays 10.00 Homes Under Revisited (R) 7.15 The Farmers’ 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 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Pass faces double trouble Oxtail soup with dumplings. (R) 4.50 Meerkat Manor (R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun Brewers with a pair of petrol-heads. 3.00 Escape to the Country Looking 5.15 Flog It! People in Weston- from Kent create a new beer for a family home in Rutland. (R) super-Mare bring their valuables 3.00 Lingo Contestants compete in a for a medieval chateau. 3.45 The Farmers’ Country along to the Grand Pier. (R) battle of words. Adil Ray hosts. 5.00 Junior Bake Off Harry Hill Showdown From Moseley. 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. (R) presents as the young bakers 4.30 The Bidding Room Items Games David Baddiel, Alex 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh show off their skills with pastry. include a fairground dodgem Brooker, Sophie Duker and presents as contestants answer 6.00 The Simpsons Double bill. and a rescued mannequin. Charlotte Hawkins compete. general knowledge questions. Homer takes over Krusty’s TV 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. 6.30 Rick Stein’s Cornwall Rick heads 6.00 Regional News; Weather slot; Marge tries to halt a 6.00 BBC News; Regional News into the county’s china clay pits. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather campaign against children. (R) 7.00 The One Show Live chat and 7.00 Snooker: The Masters Mark 7.00 Emmerdale Harriet has made 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. topical reports, with Alex Jones. Selby or Stephen Maguire v Neil things very bad for Dawn, 8.00 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday 7.40 Garden Rescue Charlie Robertson or Yan Bingtao. The Paul gambles again, and Vinny Night Feast Jamie Oliver and Dimmock and Dave and Harry players take to the table at makes a shocking discovery. Jimmy Doherty are joined by Rich head to West Sussex. (R) Alexandra Palace for the fourth 7.30 Coronation Street boxer Amir Khan, and recreate 8.10 A Question of Sport With and concluding quarter-final. Faye tells Tim about how Ray the favourite dish of Muhammad Adam Gemili, Eilidh Doyle, Leon 8.10 Gardeners’ World Winter tried to rape her, Steve finds Ali. Jamie pushes the boat out Osman and Stephen Warnock. Specials Part two of two. Peter unconscious in the with his Malaysian-inspired sea 8.40 EastEnders Denise fears the Monty Don and his team ginnel, and Asha reveals she bass cooked in a beautiful fresh worst after hearing the truth. of horticultural experts feature has split from Corey. banana leaf and served with Gray struggles with Karen’s new in this selection of highlights 8.30 Endeavour In the summer of jasmine rice, rainbow salad and a role, while a distraught Kathy is from the 2020 series. 1967, Morse and Thursday are chilli pickle, and Jimmy serves up at a loss over what to do next. 9.10 Dolly Parton – Here I Am both devastated by Joan’s some quick quesadillas that will 9.00 Would I Lie to You? (2/11) An intimate portrait of abrupt departure from Oxford. impress even at short notice. Stephen Hendry, Laura the acclaimed songwriter, The young detective responds 9.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Whitmore, Chris McCausland which invites viewers to get to his loss by throwing himself Josh Widdicombe and Alex and Maisie Adam bolster the to know the real Dolly Parton, into his work, investigating the Brooker return, live and socially deceitful talents of team the woman behind the suspicious drowning of a distanced, for a comic review captains Lee Mack and David global phenomenon. The scientist who was part of a of the past seven days. As usual, Mitchell. Rob Brydon hosts. feature-length documentary, research team working on an the hashtag isitok paves the 9.30 Not Going Out (2/5) To directed by Francis Whately, early computer. At first it way for the gang to round up, celebrate their anniversary, Lee takes the audience on a appears to be a simple suicide examine and explain the week’s and Lucy plan a friendly night of musical journey through some – until two more bodies are leading and most entertaining quizzing with Toby and Anna. of her greatest songs. (R) found in the river. (R) news stories of the week. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.45 Newsnight Faisal Islam, the 10.25 ITV News; Weather A fresh 10.30 Big Fat Quiz of Everything 10.45 The Graham Norton Show BBC’s Economics Editor, reviews perspective on the major stories Rob Beckett, Roisin Conaty, (13/26) Bodyguard and Durrells the day’s important national and of the day, featuring national Nish Kumar, Katherine Ryan, star Keeley Hawes joins the host international news stories. and international news, with Oti Mabuse and Rob Brydon to discuss her new drama series 11.20pm Battlestar Galactica Part two reports and analysis. join Jimmy Carr as he poses Finding Alice. The host also of two. Believing themselves finally 10.55 Regional News; Weather questions on anything chats to Noel Clarke, Rebel free of the Cylon menace, the fleet 11.10pm Happy Birthday Mr Bean How and everything. (R) Wilson and M Night Shyamalan. begins colonisation of New Caprica. (R) the sitcom character – who featured in 12.30am FILM Dude, Where’s My 11.30pm FILM Young Adult (2011/15) 12.05am Snooker: The Masters – Extra. just 14 original episodes – has gone on Car? (2000/15) Two hungover friends A self-absorbed writer returns to her Action from the concluding quarter- to become a global superstar, with an wake up and set about trying to home town to steal her high-school finals, where the players needed to animated series and two top-grossing remember what happened to them sweetheart away from his wife and win six frames to progress and give feature films. (R) 12.10am Home the night before. Comedy, starring child. Comedy, starring Charlize themselves a chance of winning one Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Lethal Seann William Scott, Ashton Kutcher Theron and Patrick Wilson. ★★★★ of the most coveted titles in the game. Weapon. Family lives get in the way and Jennifer Garner. ★★ 1.55 The 1.00am RuPaul’s Drag Race UK: Meet 2.05 Panorama (R) 2.35 The Truth as Cole and Murtaugh try to foil a Simpsons. Homer becomes the Grim the Queens. Ten of the country’s top About Boosting Your Immune System. gang running a lottery scam. Cole takes Reaper. (R) 2.20 The Great. Comedy drag queens compete in the ‘Olympics A guide to strengthening the immune his daughter to work, while Roger drama, starring Elle Fanning. (R) 3.20 of drag’. 1.25 Weather for the Week system during cold and flu season. (R) clashes with his father-in-law. (R) Come Dine with Me 5.35-6.00am Ahead 1.30-6.00am BBC News 3.35-6.30am This Is BBC Two. Previews. 4.00-6.00am ITV Nightscreen Coach Trip: Road to Marbs (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Friday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Are You Being Served? JANUARY 15 7.45 My Hero 8.20 Only Fools and Horses 9.00 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Are You Being Served? 9.40 Last of the Summer 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Wine. Double bill. 11.00 The Green Green Grass 11.40 Blackadder the Third 12.20pm Dad’s Army: 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It The Lost Episodes 12.55 Dad’s Army 1.35 Only Away! (R) 12.15pm 5 News at Fools and Horses 2.20 Are You Being Served? Lunchtime 12.20 Nightmare 3.00 The Green Green Grass 3.40 The Vicar of Tenants, Slum Landlords (R) Dibley 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine 5.40 Are You Being Served? 6.20 Blackadder the Third 1.10 Entertainment News on 5 7.00 Only Fools and Horses 7.40 Dad’s Army: The 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Lost Episodes 8.20 Dad’s Army 9.00 The Vicar See 5.30pm. of Dibley 10.20 Not Going Out 11.00 Peep Show 1.45 Neighbours 12.10am The Vicar of Dibley 1.35 Peep Show 2.05 2.20 The Nightmare Neighbour Bridget & Eamon. Double bill. 3.00 Peep Show Next Door A wall dispute. (R) 3.30 Not Going Out 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 3.10 Secrets That Kill (2020/12) DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 Thriller, starring Jillian Murray 7.05am Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge and Carolyn McCormick. ★★★ 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon Border Force: 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. America’s Gatekeepers 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 5.30 Neighbours Terese awards Amy Expedition with Steve Backshall 3.00 Rick Stein’s the contract, but everything is India 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Expedition with Steve Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast, Channel 4, 8pm about to go very wrong. (R) Backshall 6.00 QI XL 7.00 Richard Osman’s House of Games 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 8.20 Would I Dad! 12.25am The Cleveland Show. Double bill. Sopranos. Double bill. 7.45 Game of Thrones 6.00 Home and Away Colby accuses Lie to You? – Unseen Bits 9.00 QI XL 10.00 Live 1.25 Iain Stirling’s CelebAbility 2.05 Hey Tracey! 9.00 Band of Brothers. Double bill. 11.35 Big Love. 2.55 Nikau of making Bella move. (R) at the Apollo 11.00 Taskmaster 12.00m’t Would I Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Double bill. 1.55am Californication 3.05 Banshee 3.25 ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping 4.10 Storm City 5.00-6.00am The British 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. Lie to You? The Unseen Bits 12.40 Would I Lie to You? 1.20 Live at the Apollo 2.30 QI XL. Quiz. ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 3.20-4.00am Beat the Internet with John Robins SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 7.00 The World’s Most 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Sky 301 Virgin 401 Expensive Cruise Ship DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 7.05 Classic Emmerdale 8.15 Heartbeat 9.20 Bless 6.00am Greed (2020/15) Satirical comedy drama. 6.00am 7.30 This House 9.50 George and Mildred 10.25 Foyle’s ★★★ 8.00 The Argument (2020/12) ★★★ A peek at the Seven Seas Teleshopping Monarch of the Glen 12.40pm 1.45 8.30 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City 10.55 Classic War Heartbeat Classic Emmerdale 9.35 Magical Adventures in the Forbidden City Explorer’s connoisseur drinks 12.00noon 1.00 2.50 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.55 (2019/12) ★★★ 11.40 Blithe Spirit (2020) ★★★★ Casualty The Bill. Police drama. 5.50 cellar with its £3,000 bottle of Classic EastEnders 2.15 Soldier, Soldier 3.20 Pie in Midsomer Murders Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.35pm Miss Juneteenth (2020/15) ★★★★ 3.35 4.20 5.25 6.55 Wycliffe 8.00 Doc Martin 10.00 Foyle’s War The Death and Life of John F Donovan (2018/15) cognac. Plus, the night crew that the Sky All Creatures Great and Small 12.10-2.10am To the Manor Born 6.00 Are You Being Served? Agatha Christie’s Marple. Drama. ★★★ 5.50 The High Note (2020/12) ★★★ 8.00 works to get the ship looking as ★★★★ 9.55 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 8.00 BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Blithe Spirit (2020) Greed (2020/15) good as new for morning. (R) Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 9.00 Life on Mars ★★★ 11.55 Follow Me (2020/18) ★★★ 1.45am 7.00pm Sounds of the Sixties 7.10 Top of the ★★★ 3.25 Followed by 5 News Update 10.20 New Tricks 11.35 Waking the Dead 2.00am 8.10 LIVE The Argument (2020/12) The Death Pops: 1990 Snooker: The Masters. Mark ★★★ The Bill 2.50 Bramwell 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Selby or Stephen Maguire v Neil Robertson and Life of John F Donovan (2018/15) 8.00 Susan Calman’s Grand 5.45-6.00am Final Score: Behind The Scenes Day Out in the Lakes (2/6) 155 26 129 or Yan Bingtao. 10.40 Dolly Parton: 50 Years YESTERDAY Sky FV Virgin at the Opry 11.55 Dolly Parton @ Glastonbury The comedian explores the 6.00am Impossible Engineering 7.10 WWI’s First FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 2014 1.05am Charley Pride – I’m Just Me 11.00am Strategic Air Command (1955/U) ★★★ mountainous region of Frontline Cameraman 8.00 Forbidden History 2.20-3.20am Country & Beyond with the Shires 1.15pm Ministry of Fear (1944/PG) ★★★ 3.00 northwest England and the Lake 9.00 Narrow Escapes of World War Two 10.00 World War Weird 11.00 Great British Railway SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 Night Passage (1957/U) Western. ★★ 4.50 To District, beginning her 142-mile Journeys 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 6.00am 7.00 Hell and Back (1955/PG) ★★★ 7.05 Fantastic Four Futurama Animal House. Double ★★ 9.00 ★★★ journey just south of Penrith. Bangers and Cash 3.00 Abandoned Engineering bill. 8.00 Monkey Business 9.00 Motorway Patrol. (2015/12) The Equalizer (2014/15) Followed by 5 News Update 4.00 World War Weird 5.00 Narrow Escapes of Double bill. 10.00 Stop, Search, Seize 11.00 NCIS: 11.40 The Taking of Pelham 123 (1974/15) ★★★★ World War Two 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 Los Angeles. Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. 1.50-3.45am Army of Darkness (1992/15) ★★★★ 9.00 The World’s Most Scenic Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Restoration Double bill. 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family. (2/6) A Workshop 9.00 Antiques Roadshow 10.00 5.00 5.30 TALKING PICTURES Railway Journeys Double bill. The Simpsons Futurama. 328 81 445 journey through Sicily that takes Bangers and Cash 12.00m’t The Architecture The Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Four episodes. Sky FV Virgin Railways Built 1.00 Forbidden History 2.00 Mars 8.30 9.00 6.00am 1930s Car Racing Around the World in seven Unesco World Heritage Modern Family A Discovery of Witches 6.10 ★★ 8.10 the Magnificent 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 10.00 The Late Late Show with James Corden: Trottie True (1949/U) Scales of sites, with the first stop being a Justice 8.45 Night of the Prowler (1962/U) ★★ 118 6 115 Best of the Week 11.00 Ant Middleton & visit to a castle whose baron ITV2 Sky FV Virgin Rebel Wilson: Straight Talking 12.00m’t Rob & 10.00 Robin’s Nest 10.30 I Know Where I’m Going! 7.00am ★★★★★ 12.30pm was inspired by Hampton Court. The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Chat show. Romesh vs NBA Basketball 1.00 The Force: Essex (1945/U) Quiet Weekend 8.00 Emmerdale. Double bill. 9.00 You’ve Been 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (1946/U) ★★★ 2.20 Lost Horizon (1973/U) ★★ Framed! Gold 9.30 Celebrity Supermarket Sweep 4.00 Motorway Patrol 5.00-6.00am MacGyver 5.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 6.00 Mr Reeder in 10.00 When Music Stars 10.30 Dress to Impress 11.30 Love Bites 12.30pm Room 13 (1938) ★★★ 7.35 Scales of Justice Go Horribly Wrong Bad Emmerdale 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 2.00 SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 8.10 Night of the Eagle (1961/15) ★★★ 9.55 The moments and falls from grace The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.55 Ellen’s Game of 6.00am The British 6.55 CSI: Crime Scene Uncanny (1977/15) ★★ 11.40 Live it Up (1963/U) Games 3.55 Dress to Impress 5.00 The Cabins Investigation. Double bill. 8.45 Ray Donovan. ★★ 1.05am Half Human: The Story of the suffered by some top artists. 6.00 Love Bites 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Double bill. 11.00 Dexter. Double bill. 1.10pm Abominable Snowman (1957/15) ★★★ 2.25 Fear Members of boyband 5ive 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Funniest Ever Fortitude 2.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. and Desire (1953/12) ★★★★ 3.40 In The Park exclusively open up about the 9.00 The Cabins 10.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Double bill. 4.00 Boardwalk Empire 5.15 The 4.00 Van der Valk 5.00-6.00am The Brack Report feud that saw the chart-topping band split, while Eurovision’s Variations 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn own homes for the chance to win a takeaway Surie speaks about her now Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Antur y of their choice. 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno Gorllewin 4.00 Awr Fawr: Blociau Rhif 4.05 Caru 7.30 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 7.55 LIVE infamous stage invasion that BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 6.30-7.00pm 4.15 4.25 4.40 7.40-8.10pm Canu a Stori Sam Tan Digbi Draig Cwpan Her Ewrop: Gweilch v Caerwrangon. left her shaken but determined BBC Wales Today Dirty Vegan. Amser Maith Maith yn Ol 5.00 Stwnsh: Dennis a Ospreys v Worcester Warriors (Kick-off the show should go on. (R) Mathew Pritchard is challenged to cook a Dannedd 5.10 Seligo. The crazy blue characters 8.00pm). Coverage of the European Rugby calorific vegan banquet for the Dragon have fun with a plunger. 5.15 Mastermind Cymru. Challenge Cup match at the Liberty Stadium. 12.55am Entertainment News on 5 Pro Wrestlers in Newport, hoping it will Welsh language edition of the long-running 10.05 Canu gyda Fy Arwr. Dai Jones, Winnifred 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show suitably energise them for their next bout. quiz. 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Cerys Matthews a’r Goeden Jones and Amala are given the opportunity 3.00 Entertainment News on 5 3.10 The ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Faled. The musician reveals how Jean Sibelius’ to share the stage and perform with their Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (R) News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales musical work from Finland was combined with hero, Dafydd Iwan. 11.05-11.40pm Caru Siopa. at Six 10.55-11.10pm ITV News Cymru Wales the words of Welshman Lewis Valentine to Lara Catrin presents a fashion challenge in 4.00 Lose a Stone in 4 Weeks (R) 4.45 S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.05pm Newyddion S4C a’r create the anthem Finlandia. Last in series. which Wendy and Llio from Anglesey have Wildlife SOS (R) 5.10 Great Scientists (R) Tywydd 12.15 Datganiad Covid-19 1.00 Wil ac 6.30 Be’ Ti’n Gwylio? Three teams compete to buy clothes from charity shops before 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) Aeron: Taith yr Alban 1.30 Bwyd Epic Chris against each other from the comfort of their transforming them and selling them on. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday 6.30am All Over the Place: Asia (R) 6.00am CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 6.00am Everybody Loves Raymond (R) Kitchen Live 11.30 Rick Stein’s 7.00 The Dengineers (R) 7.30 ITV News 9.30 James Martin’s 6.50 The Big Bang Theory (R) Cornwall (R) 12.00noon Football What’s Cooking Omari? (R) Saturday Morning. The TV 8.00 Heineken Champions Cup Focus. Dan Walker and guests 8.00 Blue Peter (R) 8.15 DIY chef hosts a weekend chat Rugby: The Big Tackle 9.00 The review the week’s headlines. Deadly with Steve Backshall show from the comfort of Simpsons (R) 10.30 Couples 1.00 BBC News; Weather (R) 8.45 Meerkat Manor (R) his own home. 11.40 John Come Dine with Me (R) 11.30 1.15 Snooker: The Masters Coverage 10.00 Pooch Perfect (R) 11.00 and Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares of the opening semi-final, Animal Park (R) 11.15 Around 12.40pm James Martin’s Great USA (R) 12.30pm LIVE Live played over the best of 11 the World in 80 Gardens (R) British Adventure (R) Heineken Champions Cup Rugby 12.15pm To Be Announced Union. Coverage of a match. frames at Alexandra Palace in 1.45 Ainsley’s Caribbean Kitchen (R) London. At this stage last year, 1.15 The Nun’s Story (1959/PG) (R) 2.15 ITV News; Weather 3.00 A Place in the Sun the sole remaining former Drama, starring Audrey Hepburn 4.00 Escape to the Chateau: Make 2.30 Tipping Point Quiz show. (R) champion, Shaun Murphy, lost and Peter Finch. ★★★★★ (R) Do and Mend Transforming a 6-3 to Ali Carter. Coverage 4.00 Flog It! Making a profit. (R) 3.30 The Chase Quiz show. (R) Second World War air-raid continues on BBC Two. 4.30 Snooker: The Masters Further 4.30 Lingo Hosted by Adil Ray. (R) shelter into a craft room. (R) 4.30 Final Score A round-up of this coverage of the opening 5.30 ITV News; Weather 5.00 Location, Location, Location afternoon’s football results. semi-final, played over the best 5.45 Regional News; Weather Kirstie Allsopp and Phil 5.15 BBC Regional News; Weather of 11 frames at Alexandra Palace. 6.00 Celebrity Catchphrase Stephen Spencer go house-hunting in 5.40 BBC News; Weather 5.30 The Real Marigold Hotel (R) Mulhern hosts a celebrity the Kentish countryside. (R) 6.00 Celebrity Mastermind (R) 6.30 To Be Announced special of the gameshow. 6.00 Channel 4 News 7.00 Pointless Celebrities 7.00 Live Snooker: The Masters 7.00 The Masked Singer Joel 6.30 Indiana Jones and the Alexander Armstrong and Coverage of the second Dommett hosts the singing Last Crusade (1989/PG) The Richard Osman present as semi-final, played over the contest in which a celebrity intrepid archaeologist sets out famous faces take part in the best of 11 frames at Alexandra panel and a studio audience to find his estranged father, general knowledge quiz, in Palace in London. Eventual must guess the famous faces who has gone missing while which they try to come up with champion Stuart Bingham performing behind costumes. searching for the Holy Grail. the least likely correct answers was in fine form at this stage 8.30 The Voice UK Spinning-chair Once reunited, the duo team to a series of questions posed last year as he prevailed 6-2 singing contest, in which up to finish the task and locate to members of the public. against David Gilbert. celebrity ‘coaches’ seek out the the sacred relic before the Nazis 7.50 Casualty Hospital drama with nation’s best vocal talent. But get their hands on it. Action the staff of Holby’s accident with a simple twist. The four adventure sequel directed by and emergency department. coaches select their teams Steven Spielberg, starring through ‘blind auditions’ – looks Harrison Ford, Sean Connery 8.30 Michael McIntyre’s The and Alison Doody. ★★★★★ Wheel The comedian hosts play no part in the selection the Saturday-night gameshow, process, meaning each singer is 9.00 To Be Announced as contestants take on a chosen on vocal ability. colossal spinning wheel and answer questions in the hope of securing a cash prize. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy, starring Brendan O’Carroll as a doting mother-of- six who constantly interferes in her children’s lives. (R) 10.00 BBC News; Weather 10.25 To Be Announced 10.00 Paul Sinha’s TV Showdown 11.15pm FILM Exodus: Gods and Kings 10.20 Match of the Day Gary 12.35am Snooker: The Masters – Extra Chaser, stand-up comedian and (2014/12) Moses, the adoptive brother Lineker presents highlights of Extended highlights of a semi-final, TV trivia genius Paul Sinha hosts of the pharaoh of Egypt, is sent into the latest Premier League played over the best of 11 frames at the TV-themed quiz show. exile, where he receives a message matches, including Leicester Alexandra Palace in London. 2.35- 10.45 ITV News; Weather from God demanding he set all the City v Southampton and 6.15am This Is BBC Two. TV previews. 11.00pm FILM Lucy (2014/15) A courier country’s slaves free. When his brother Wolverhmpton Wanderers v is kidnapped and forced to become a refuses to comply, the kingdom is West Bromwich Albion. drug mule. When she is exposed to struck by a series of devastating 11.35pm The NFL Show Dan Walker, the experimental chemicals she is plagues. Biblical epic, starring Christian Osi Umenyiora and Jason Bell look smuggling, it boosts her intelligence Bale, Joel Edgerton, Sigourney Weaver ahead to the divisional play-offs. and reflexes to superhuman levels. and John Turturro. ★★★ 1.55am The 12.25am FILM Young Guns (1988/18) She uses her newfound abilities to get Last Leg. Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe Billy the Kid and his gang become revenge on her captors, but as the and Alex Brooker return, live and outlaws as they seek revenge for their process continues, she evolves into socially distanced, for a new run of employer’s murder by a rival rancher. something more than human. Sci-fi the quadruple Bafta-nominated and Western, starring Emilio Estevez, thriller, starring Scarlett Johansson. multi-award-winning series. (R) 2.55 Kiefer Sutherland and Charlie Sheen. ★★★ 12.35am Home Shopping Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. ★★★ 2.05 Weather for the Week 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Supermarket Sweep From Pennsylvania. (R) 3.50 Hollyoaks Ahead 2.10-6.00am BBC News (R) 4.05-6.00am ITV Nightscreen (R) 5.30-6.00am To Be Announced (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Saturday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 To Be Announced 7.40 JANUARY 16 My Hero 8.15 The Green Green Grass 8.55 Citizen FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Khan. Triple bill. 10.55 Only Fools and Horses. 6.05am Milkshake! Including at: 6.55 Fourteen episodes. 10.00pm Mrs Brown’s Boys. Triple bill. 12.00m’t Harry Enfield and Chums. Thomas & Friends (R) 7.20 The Double bill. 1.20 House of Fools. Double bill. 2.30 Adventures of Paddington Bridget & Eamon 3.00 Harry Enfield and Chums (R) 7.30 Peppa Pig (R) 7.50 3.30 House of Fools 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Milkshake! 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(R) 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Cadfael 9.00 Where the Heart Is. Double bill. 11.00 Sharpe 1.00pm 5.55 5 News Weekend Headlines. Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Triple bill. 4.00 Rosemary 6.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 7.00 Agatha starring Brian Geraghty. ★★ 1.30am Blithe 6.00 Cruising with Jane McDonald & Thyme. Double bill. 6.00 The Brokenwood Christie’s Marple 9.00 Vera 11.00 Wycliffe. Triple Spirit (2020) ★★★★ 3.20 Follow Me (2020/18) Mysteries 8.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries. bill. 2.00am George and Mildred 2.25 ITV3 ★★★ 5.00-6.30am Blindfire (2020/15) ★★ The singer goes on a series of Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping voyages around the world. (R) A hotel concierge falls to his death with Phryne’s FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 stolen bag and the trail of clues leads to Baron BBC FOUR 116 9 24 107 11.00am ★★★ Henry Fisher – the sleuth’s eccentric father. Sky FV / Virgin The House of Magic (2013/U) 7.30 Posh Hotels with Sally 9.00 10.00 7.00pm Simon King’s Shetland Diaries 8.00 Sahara 12.45pm To Be Announced 2.50 Harry and the WPC 56 Taggart. Double bill. 9.00 10.50 & Nigel Actors Nigel Havers 2.45am Bramwell 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping with Michael Palin Spiral. Double bill. Hendersons (1987/PG) Comedy, starring John and Sally Lindsay present a Paris 11.50 Top of the Pops: 1990 12.50am To Be Lithgow. ★★ 5.05 Three Amigos! (1986/PG) YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Announced 1.50 Sahara with Michael Palin Comedy Western, starring Steve Martin, Chevy look at some of the United 6.00am Impossible Engineering. Double bill. 8.00 2.50-3.50am Simon King’s Shetland Diaries Chase and Martin Short. ★★★ 7.10 Max Steel Kingdom’s poshest hotels, (2016/PG) Family fantasy adventure, starring Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Train Truckers. Double SKY ONE 106 110 providing insights into the lives bill. 11.00 Bangers and Cash. Five episodes. Sky Virgin Ben Winchell. ★★★ 9.00 A Walk in the Woods 4.00pm Great British Railway Journeys. Eight 6.00am Monkey Business. Five episodes. 8.30 (2015/15) A travel writer goes on a trek across of the staff who provide the Modern Family. Four episodes. 10.30 Soccer five-star services and the episodes. 8.00 Open All Hours. Triple bill. 10.00 the Appalachian Trail, accompanied by a friend Sounds of the Sixties. Four episodes. 12.00m’t AM 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles. Triple bill. looking to escape his debts. Fact-based drama, guests who indulge in it. (R) Fleetwood Mac – Don’t Stop 1.00 Impossible 3.00 To Be Announced 5.00 The Simpsons. Six starring Robert Redford and Nick Nolte. ★★★ 8.30 Secrets of the Royal Engineering. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping episodes. 8.00 A League of Their Own 9.00 FILM 11.05 Escape from New York (1981/15) When the Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011/12) US president’s plane crashes in Manhattan, now Palaces Kate Williams reveals ITV2 Sky 118 FV 6 Virgin 115 The detective meets his match in the elusive an anarchic penal colony, he has to rely on a behind-the-scenes tales of the 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Triple bill. mastermind behind an international network convict to lead his rescue. Sci-fi adventure, British monarchy’s residences, 9.30 Dress to Impress. Double bill. 11.25 The of crime. 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On an idyllic trip to the Lakeland holiday cottage our correspondent found friends, a captivating calf – and the colour purple Illustration by Susan Hellard

ew year, new goals – and one of very best to keep us updated. Before the the flagstone floors were in, as was the ours was to get up to the Lake introduction of the latest Covid rules, we sage green kitchen, and the enormous District to inspect works on our finally set off on the five-hour drive to make fireplace had been sandblasted to reveal N holiday home. Who knew, this the last few decisions. I was biting my nails all natural grey stone. time last year, that our precious the way. Richard hadn’t been involved with As Richard explored the house, his smile little house would be out of bounds for 12 the interior design and if he hated what I’d grew wider. He loved the wood floors, the months? Despite knowing at the outset that done I’d be in trouble. Big trouble. colours I’d chosen for walls, and couldn’t it needed a lot of work, I’d imagined driving It was dark when we arrived, but Chris believe the success of the en-suite bathroom up and down the M6 with a car full of paints, had waited for us and the little house was (once a cupboard). Best of all, as we looked rollers and brushes – not trying to renovate it completely illuminated. I knew the boiler had out of the window at the Herdwick sheep over the internet from 300 miles away. been installed and the heating would be on. wandering past, I explained every carpet in We’d only managed two visits, when We walked through the oak back door into the house was made from their wool. lockdown allowed, and both were frantic. the new extension and Richard’s face lit up, “I can’t believe it,” he told me, slightly There were bathrooms and a kitchen to “Wow! This looks amazing. I didn’t think it choked. “It’s just so perfect. I don’t want to be installed, an extension to be replaced, would look so spacious.” leave. Can I just stay here?” rewiring, replumbing and reflooring. We Phew! I’d designed the layout on a floor “There aren’t any curtains,” I said. “And discovered sealed and hidden chimneys, planning app but, admittedly, it was hard to the beds aren’t assembled. Maybe next stuffed with soggy paper, that seeped damp imagine the end result. The back entrance time.” into the walls, and joists that weren’t hall was fitted with a boot and coat rack, We had a night in The Bridge Hotel attached to supporting beams in the the dogs had their own post-walk room, instead and had a hilarious time with our bedroom floor – there was a danger a guest complete with a wash-down area, there neighbours. Before we left, we had to visit might suddenly join us in the sitting room, was a utility, fitted with washer and dryer, Les’s newborn calf. She sucked my hand bed and all. and all led off a central area through to for 10 minutes and I considered calf-napping, Cumbria may be a beautiful county, but the kitchen. The old cupboards had gone, until Les pointed I couldn’t fit her in the there’s no denying the weather is often back of the car. rather wet and windy, so making our We decided on a quick holiday home weatherproof was daylight visit to the house, top of the list. Within days of slightly sad to be leaving. As the builders’ arrival they we approached, we gasped. discovered leaks in the roof, I’d asked the decorator to problems with the chimney repaint the exterior in the stacks, unattached tiles and original colours, as we’d had guttering which gave them a scaffolding there. But surprise cold shower if they instead of white with walked beneath it. sand-coloured mullions, it The poor little house was was the colour of Cornish surrounded by scaffolding ice cream, with purple and while the weather was around the doors and good the roof was sorted and windows. It looked like a the chimneys opened and Battenburg cake. cleared – apart from the one Chris was quite with a piece of drainpipe embarrassed, “Oh, erm, instead of a flue. That had yeah, I wondered what you’d to be sealed up as there think of that. He told me it was no way of removing it. was colour matched.” Everything had to be We had to giggle and sourced and supplied over the when we phoned our local internet, so poor Chris, the friends they all admitted they builder, was posting pictures of hadn’t liked to mention our views from windows, dimensions for candy-coloured house, worried it S SUSAN HELLARD C/O ARENA tiles, walls and carpets, and doing his was intentional. ●

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