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BY NEAL THOMPSON presidential candidate, he DiMichele. Aquinas News Editor added. "Hoban was a Former Secr~tary of Haig also represents the distinguished jurist and is State;' Alexander Haig, Hoban ideals on which the honored by the bar," he will speak at the annual lecture series is based, he said. "They (the bar Honorable T. Linus said. association) have a close Memorial Forum in the The Honorable T. Linus affinity with Hoban and the Eagen Auditorium on April Hoban Memorial Forum is a University." - 22, at 7 p.m. major lecture series Haig graduated from Haig's topic will be honoring the late jurist, West Point, Annapolis and , "Contemporary American military and civic leader. holds a master's degree in , Foreign Policy in Each year the forum international relations from Perspective." The lecttJre is presents persons of national Georgetown University in open to the public and reputation drawn principally Washington. Following his tickets are free but may be from government, law and duty in Viet Nam, where he limited in number. related fields. . earned the Distinguished Haig will also be-on hand Past sneakers have Service Cross for heroism, at the Univ.ersity the includedthe Honorable he became senior military following day for meetings,' William Rehnquist, Supreme advisor to Dr. Henry lectures and seminars with Court Justice; John Volpe, Kissinger, during the students arid members of former governor of administration of Richard the community, according to Massachusetts and U.S. Nixon. ' Dr. Michael .DeMichele Secretary of Transportation, In 1972 he was promoted chairman of the organizing and Sheilah Kast, ABC to full general in the U.S. 'committee for the'forum. news correspondent in Army but retired from 26 "The man was a key Washington, who spoke at years of military service the player in the Reagan the forum just last year. following year when he , administration and has For the first time, the became White House chief helped shape our American forum is being sponsored by of staff. Gen. Alexander Haig foreign policy," said both the University and the Following the election of DeMichele. "And his Lackawanna County Bar Ronald Reagan, in 1980, 1982. Universities, as well as sharing ideas with us will be Association, who offered Haig was named as the Presently, Haig lectures travelling around the beneficial to students." substantial financial nation's 59th secretary of and conducts seminars at country to lecture to Haig is also a potential support, explained state, but resigned July 5, Princeton and Yale students. All club moderators

.... ; must co-sign checks '- BY MARIA MASCARO McManus said. They are many ., Aquinas'Editor in Chief occassions when Studerlt ,! The Student Life Board voted in Government has to write last " favor of a proposal last Wednesday minute checks for events such as ;: which will require almost every Mardi Gras, McMapus said. If this ., student organization to have its restriction were passed many '. moderator co-sign, all checks drawn Student Government activities .: from accounts at area financial would suffer, she added. :; institutions. The one exception is This exception, however, does not .: Student Government whose apply to class officers. They still : financial records will be subject to must have all checks co-signed by . inspection every other week by McMurtrie. :" Cindy McMurtrie, director of Gavigan said he originally made ti Campus Activities. the proposal because he didn't think The vote at last Wednesday's it was right to make students solely " meeting came in response to a responsible for such money_ Since it ~; recommendation by Vice President is the moderator's job to advise a ;.: of Student Affairs John Gavigan. particular group, the moderator ,.J);: :" The original proposal of Gavigan's should also be liable for its funds, , ~ : ~ did not provide for the Student he said. t~ ""~ ~:; Government exclusion, accordinK,to In other SLB action, the Board {''':·t,:~,~~~· ~j ~~~i~::C::~:n~~~S~~~rson voted unanimously to rescind its ,i '\--':,( .. . own requirement that the Student '1 W' -. MGovernment. Government president be an ex ~~ ;~.f ~:1 SLB members decided to amend officio member of the SLB. 0. Spri~g Has Sprung!? ,Photo By DaD Weatawskl ~~1 Gavigan's proposal because it was Previously SLB guidelines gave .~ t~ impractical to impose such a membership to each of the three :' As Mo""'-·· '8'-temperatures soared into the 50s, struU!nts e~'ged '- tri ti' Stud t G £f • '-S". . 'le' front '4-&'_ Stu..6__ 4- n ~,; res c on on en overnment, Student Government officers. ~(from hibernation to ''!l,ng m 0 &oJIe', uen.. ,~'e1der., '::; .:·~··~~~:::.~z..~::-...::::.:,.-=--=.x~::::::.::.!;:.=~:.:;~=.:;~:;z..~~"::-::"·'::'::::=::C::'::::':'-=~:="'~~:'~= ..~":":':~':::~~ ...' Page 2 - THE AQUINAS - March 12,. -198.6 New visiting p'rofess~:r program - Student hospitalized SOM to offer special course after dorm- accident .BY BLAISE SCHROEDERSECKER ~in A freshman student was injUred last Tuesday night as economic justice this fall a result of f~lling from the third floor staircase in Driscoll Hall. . BY CARLA MASCARO According to John Lynch, a Resident Assistant in -; Aquinas Asst. Copy Editor Driscoll Hall, Charles Getter, a resident of Martin Hall, A new course in economic justice will sustained internal injuries, including a compressed be offered this fall by Dr. Norman. vertabrae, as well as external cuts and bruises. The Bowie, newly appointed visiting " student was apparently intoxicated, added Lynch. professor of business and ethical values. Getter was sliding on the bamiister on the third floor Management 183, "Seminar (Economic and fell backwards through the verticJe corridor of the Justice)," is a first-time course focusing circular staircase at about 12:30 a.m., explained Lynch. on various answers to the question, "Is "Getter had been visiting the third floor of DrIscoll the distribution of income in a capitalist and has also had a habit of sliding down bannisters," he democracy, like the United States, said.. fair?," said George Babcock, acting dean According to" Bob Young, also a Driscoll R.A., a' of the School of Management. student who was speaking on the telephone on the According to Babcock, the course is second floor witnessed the fall. Getter apparently beneficial because "it gives both the succeeded in slowing his fall by: grabbing onto a railing faculty and the students the unique on the second floor level. He then lost his grip.and fell opportunity of working with one of the to the first floor on his lower back, he said. top professors of business ethics in the "He was really lucky he wasn't hurt more," said c()un~." . Young. Bowie is a professor of philosophy and Dr. Lawrence Morton, dean of students, had no the director of the Center for the Study further knowledge of the incident. of Values at the University of Delaware. The authm of nine books and 27 articles Dr~ Norman Bowie "We haven't.had a chance to talk to the student," said· on eron()mic justice, business ethics and Morton. ".He was expected to be hospitalized a week." related topics, he is generally considered to 25 students." a leading sch()lar in business ethics, First preference will be given to those Babcock said. Prior to his current who can demonstrate that they will position, Bowie was the executive .benefit most from the course. secretary of the American Philos()phical In their letter of application, a student Association, said Babcock. must provide positive evidence that Campus Bowl Bowie will also give several lectures he/she can be expected to benefit, he throughout the fall and spring semesters, said, adding that'such evidence ~ight 1986, which will be ,open to all students include courses taken, papers wntten, and faculty, said Babcock. extra-curricular experiences, or BabcClCk expressed high hopes for the recommendation of a faculty member success ()f this "travelling professor who can speak to the appropriateness of . program," and he stated that its success selecting the student. McNamara could lead to the establishment of similar The letter should conclude with a courses of this type at the University. statement of why this course Registration f()r the course in economic complements the student's education or justice is competitive and will not be career goals. 45 26 restricted to SOM students, said Interested students must apply, in Babcock. Applicants must be juni()rs or writing, to the Dean, SOM, by 4:30 pm, seniors with a QPI of 3.2 or better, he March 23. said, adding, "enrollment will be limited

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BY CHARLES KILLORAN "But the office is not Renovation of the Student going to be as centrally Center basement, which has located as it was this year been under construction and this will act as a ' since September of last disadvantage," he added. year, is scheduled for The game room will·be completion around April 15, moved from Redington Hall, according to George with the exception of a few Charnogursky, video games, back to the superintendent of the S.G. basement along with Mimstraini Construction another snack bar and Company. restrooms, said Zampano. The basement will serve There will be two many purposes, said Gary entrances to the basement. I Zampano, executive The original entrance, which assistant to the vice. is located on the west side president. The former rifle of the Student Center, will range will serve as a study be accompanied by a newly room with chairs and installed stair case inside couches similar to those 'the Student Center lobby, used in the Galllery. This he said. area will also be available "The new stairway will for crossroads and Student allow for better access to Government movies. the newly renovated area", The new ba8ement o(the Student Center, which will house the Student Student Government sa~s~ah:.~~d~din the Go.vernment offices, a study lounge and a game room, will be completed by April. offices will also move to the · will b . Pho.to By Dan Westawski" rear of the basement. renovat Ion e a new cooled if desired he The general contractor is from the Eagen Auditorium, "The offices will be much central air conditioning UJ?-it.. explained.' the S.G. Manstraini . which had been delayed by nicer and there will be no The old system had been m The cost of the renovation Construction Company and the weather, is scheduled competition with Fall Revue _use. since.l~59 and the is about $500,000. This is the architects are for completion at the end of or the Scranton Players for entIre buI1dmg could not be very close to the original PalumbolHorlacher, and April. And this complete s -all office time," said Student cooled at once. With the estimate because of no Ceco Associates. renovations to the Student Government President Tom new unit any part of the major delays or expenses, Zampano also added that Center for the time being, O'Brien. Student Center can now be Zampano explained. the new emergency exit he added. -. Learning.cent.er t.o Rank and tenure ofprofessors assist all students discussed at Senate meeting BY ANNE DeVRIES difficult." Aquinas Asst. News Editor BY MARIA MASCARO In response to the the increased A learning center, designed to accomodate all Aquinas Editor in Chi~f importance placed on departmental University students is being established by Dexter Discussion at last Friday's meeting of evaluations, Dr. Frank Homer, Senate Hanley College, according to Sr. Catherine McNamee, the University Senate centered on secretary, pointed out a potential C.S.J., dean of DHC. proposed revisions to the University's problem. Given the proposal, it would be The new learning center will offer assista~ce t~ Rank and Tenure policies. possible that the Board would have to students in almost any area they request, prImarily Changes to these policies, which affect give a positive recommendation to reading skills, math skills, and writing skills: It will also . faculty promotion, were formulated by Panuska despite a Board vote against give special attention to group sessions on time the Faculty Handbook Committee and the candidate. management and stress mana~ement, she said. presented for discussion. As an example, Homer said that the The learning center idea, first proposed by M~Namee . Major revisions to the University's Board could vote six to five against the in the fall semester, arose when the need for thIS type policies include the expansion of the applicant, while the department has of service came to her attention. This' center is one of Board of Rank and Tenure from nine to voted in favor of the applicapt by a two the many plans in progress to continue impr~vement on 11 people, the opportunity for associate thirds majority. Since the Board has not the Universitys facilities for students, she SaId. professors to sit on the Board, and the voted against the candidate by a two "We searched for what was missing and tried to fill removal of provisions allowing for early thirds majority, it must accept the these needs with the learning .center," said McNamee. tenure. recommendation of the department and Decisions concerning rank and tenure forward a positive recommendation. According to McNamee, a specific location for the are proposed to the president of the cen;ter has not yet been determined. The major obstacle The text presented for discussion was University, Rev. J.A. Panuska S.J., by not a formal proposal, according to holdirig up full implementation of the center is the the Board of Rank and ·Tenure. The limitation of available space. If all goes as planned the Passon. Problems brought up at the president and the board of trustees make meeting will be addressed by the center should be ip full operation by the fall of 1987. the final decision. The learning center will be run by a new director who I.committee. will be selected by the newly appointed dean of DHC. The proposed changes also put more . The Senate was also informed by The director will layout a specific plan, and will be :in emphasis on departmental Panuska that the University has made charge of organizing and publicizing the learning center, recommendations, rather than those of plans for long-term rental of some she explained. the Board, when the rank or tenure facilites at the Elm Park Methodist Presently, the University has a reading clinic which decision is to be made. Church located on the comer of serves only day students and a computer reading center Several Senate members questioned Jefferson Avenue and Linden Street. which has no instructor. the criteria under which a faculty Several classes have been held in the The learning center hopes to pull the"already available. member would be able to appeal a church's classroom building this past services together and combine them for the use of all terminal year decision. The proposal calls year. students, said McNamee. for ucorrection of any'deficiencies cited ~anuska alS? announced that a survey "There is a serious gap in our assistance programs," by the Board of Rank and Tenure as a will. soon be cIrcuIa.ted to this year's said Sharon Grasso, academic advisor to DHC. "And the reason for denying tenure." sernor class regarding the details of learning center will :fill the gap not only . According to Dr. Richard Passon, commencement. Barring student developmentally, but also for students who simply need academic vice president_and provost, the opposition, graduation exerCises will be advice." language in this proposal is intended to planned to take place at the John make an appeal possible, but "very Fitzpatrick Atl>Jetic Field, he said. eilltorliii Student apathy s1J,ameful LOCAL AVTI-/O!iIT/G'5' s~y. T+t£ '])!?IN'KIN& Next Wednesday, March 19, at 11:30 a.m. in Room 119 of the Gallery students at the WAT£R '5 JU5T ~.Wt;,LL University will be presented with an opportunity almost as rare as the appearance of Haley's comet. . They will be given the chance to speak out and tell the administration what they think about the newly developed strategic plan which will strikingly alter the traditional path the University has followed since its creation. . But there is one a~pect of this forum that· will most likely not dazzle the eyes of anyone ~n the University community - the lack of Interest shown by the student body. This sense of apathy on the part of the majority of students' when it comes to such . matters should be an embarrassment to all. Many people have put a lot of work into arranging this forum. They have even gone to the trouble of providing free hot dogs and soda to attract those who wouldn't otherwise show up. The Aquinas challenges the student body to Letters to' Box D prove us wrong. Attend this important forum No convenient escape abortion clinic bombings and experience because of the and just perhaps you'll learn something about for unborn children the issuing of threats to knowledge that all hopes of your school. Dear Editor: abortion patients. Those a "decent future" for In response to the pro who perform such acts woman and child have . It was our mistake choice arguments presented clearly don't understand the 'ended. Apparently, Miller by Joan Miller in the March terrible things they do. doesn't realize that a In "Acquaintance'rape presents problem on 5, issue of the Aquinas, I Those peopl~ are "decent future" can be had college campuses," an article in last week's would like-to put forth the unquestionably wrong and by an adopted child if the Aquinas, a typographical error was made. The following points. such acts are not sanctioned woman doesn't feel as Aquinas printed that Dr. Lawrence Morton, In her letter entitled by the pro-life movement. though she e;tn give it the ' "Pro-choicer responds to After that, Miller seems upbringing it needs. dean of students, said that aquaintance rape pro-lifers philosophy," to say that legalized Apparently Miller doesn't was a problem at the University. He actually Miller makes five points, all abortion somehow improves see that for a child to have said that it was not a big problem at the of which seem to mislead the woman's condition. She a good' life, it must begin to University. the reader away from the writes of the "back-alley live. As for the woman's main objective of the pro butchers" who exploited . future, it can be as We regret the error and apologize for any life movement. That women that went to them promising as she wants it to inconvenience it has caused. objective, of course is the for abortions. It is easy to be. How can the ending of a legal establishment of rights see that today's abortions child's life make her future . for everyone, be they old, are much more sanitary and more bright? young, man or woman. The safe than the ones in those Miller's arguments fail to the aquinas primary focus of the pro-life time. include the rights, even the Rated First Class 1Jy: The Associated Co/.legiManager•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••John DeLuca surely the assumption is a The pro-choicer's letter to AdYertUiDgM&DagerlJ Chris Coolican good one. Even the result from rape or incest the editor, written by Joan Garla Gray pos·sibility· that a child is and those that do not. She Miller, and, appearing in the C~1faD.aIaa Vince Ryan , . Pat Gilgallon human starting at seems to indicate that such March 5 issue of the AdvertisingGnphiea Editor...•...... •.Jane Hebeler conception leaves no room ·a pregnancy is the child's Aquinas, emphasizes the . Fa-~t.YA~r....•..•...••..•...•....•...... Mr. JosephF1anne~ for haggling. Who wants to f~t. The logic in this is empathy for the human Tite A".m.aa is published weekly by the students of the University of Scranton. The content a."mother~' is the ret!POnsibility of the Editor ana the Editorial Board and .does not refleet the views of take that .chance? rather difficult to follow. dignity of the IIIlminisUation, faculty or Senate tmIess so stated. The University adheres to the principle Finally, Miller states that of freedom of expression for its student editors. Next, Miller implies that' whose "son" was somehow Questions and comments should be submi~ by writing to The Aquinas. Box D, University. the pro-life movement pregnancy is a "terrifying lost in the shuffle. (. ·Scranton. Scranton. Pa. 18510 or by calling 961-7464 or 961-7465. - sanctions such activities as and gut-wrenching" Dr. Edward Capestany ••• •• March 12, 1986 - THE AQUINAS - Page 5 0plfllOn 'Proposal challenges' us all.to say "Yes!" THe HEAl)' 6AI't1€5 CONTINUt= BY WILLIAMOSTERLE transigence and national J'II -t)vow A\NIt~ Mitt(. t-:·------·-·.. · 1\ t-\rr. ""!'n \ Should the world survive 'security been so vulnerable. \..~.-... - ~ the. arms race long enough This may be our last and ;.c ~11lJ -tkf?>W AwC\~ () - '"..) to provide. an historical best chance to wipe it away ~o"r-s. perspective from which to and open the eyes of the view the spring'of 1986, its American people. inhabitants will see it as a In August of 1985, the period in which the Soviet USSR declared a unilateral Union stopped exploding moratorium on the testing nuclear weapons. of nuclear weapons. This That is, should any of its moratorium was to last until inhabitants endure the the end of the year. In that constant assaults of time, the U.S. response was propaganda and mis- to carry. out seven nuclear ;' I information well enough to -explosions! . retain a tolerable sense of The administration labled motives, let us treat the The challenge is to give a letter to our. member of historical objectivity. They the Soviet action as a proposal with respect and peace a chance. If we can Congress urging that he or may also be tempted to "propaganda ploy." An take advantage of it. open enough eyes and she support the Gorbachev judge those of us living in historic chance for peace The ban on testing was strengthen enough wills, proposal. If you have never the present by how we seemed to pass by. not a proposal: it was an maybe we can bring about a . written before, now is the responded to this event. Then, on Jan. 15, Mikhael action! If we reciprocate, loud "yes" to this time to do so. We must We need not worry long Gorbachev called the bluff the arms race can be innovative and brave challenge Congress and the about a negative appraisal, of his critics and made a slowed, if not ended. We proposal by the new Soviet president to say "Yes!n-to however. For the very new proposal which is far have an extraordinary leadership. ,this break-through proposal. existence of those who more sweeping than the' opp'ortunity to'end the. One step in this direction William Osterle is a would judge us is, to a large original. The goal is simply nuclear nightmare. is that we all agree to send ,member ofthe theology degree, contingent upon our to rid the earth of nuclear department.. doing the right thing now. weapons by the end of the The Soviet initiatives of century. The schedule of the the past six months provide plan incorporates many you a marvelous opportunity for long-standing U.S. demands. It's the price pay the govern:qlents of the We do not, of course, world to step back from the have any way of knowing for your independence brink of nuclear - the motives of the Soviet annihilation. And if, as now leadership. Perhaps it is an seems likely, they make no· effort to arouse Western It's cult f'(; pinpoint what I miss Janet Picknally positve ~fforts to take· public opinion. The question most about living at home. advantage of that chance, is, why should we care? As I scrounge through the kitchen Of cow-se, there's .the inevitable third we citizens must not make a We have here a chance to cabinet at 5:30 p.m., I hope I will find degree nefore the·car keys were handed similar mistake.' institute an 'immediate more of a selection than generic five-for-a over, but it was a small price to pay for a Never before has the freeze on nuclear weapons. dollar macaroni and cheese spirals. And if few hours freedom. great facade of Soviet Whatever the Soviet it should come to that, I wonder if I even Now, as an inoependent adult, I have milk in the refrigerator to cook them struggle with rent and phone bills and r-----~------l ith. remember how lenient the folks had I-- , t I think back to the good old days when I always been with the use of the phone. I idn't have to cook dinner, let alone shop. Life was simpler back then. I I was free to sprawl on the living room There are disadvantages to living at couch watching Brady Bunch reruns or home, to be sure. Less freedom, less illigan's Island. (We didn't have MTV privacy, more noise, sibling rivalry and hen). Mom would be cooking in the sQmetimes full-fledged sibling warfare. itchen, and my brother would burst But I think it took two summers and eight hrough the back door after football semesters away from home to truly ractice, rummage through the fridge for appreciate it. an orange and complain "Quiche Lorraine Home, to me, is the entire family again?" . gathering to watch the 11 p.m. news on But maybe it's not just the home cooked channel six. It's my sister playing the meals that I miss. Although since coming piano, dad reading the paper, mom to Scranton I have realized that nothing listening to Muzak in the kitchen, and my can top Mom's cooking - even though brothers and I staying up to all hours she's only pseudo-Italian, her homemade playing Trivial Pusuit. In a large family, pizza is a masterpiece - no, it's more' there's always someone around. than that. _ My youngest brother complains on the It could be that I have to lug' my phone, "When are you coming home?" I laundry across both Jefferson and Mad tell him I have to work, and he sounds ison Avenues. making a stop at Scott's disappointed. "I'll be home in a few ~let someone know that you care for himlher for change, doing light, medium and dark weeks," I promise. It's unspoken, but we in one load, and making trips back and miss each other. And that's what's best *give a friend some constructive critisism forth to transfer clothes from the washer about home - the people who miss you, *needle roommates about weekend activities to the dryer. All of this was so easy at and the excitement of finally seeing them *find a profitable part-time job in the area home. . again. *tell the world what you think Maybe I really miss the set of wheels It's the price you pay for independence, Messages must be limited to 25 words and dropped in that was always available. No matter how I guess, as I start boiling the carcinogenic Box D by the Monday before it will be published. Each embarrassed I felt driving the beat-up water for my macaroni and cheese. ad must be accompanied by 50 cents to bf! admitted. faded-yellow family wagon to meet my Janet Picknally is a senior friends at the bar, it was still .a car. communications major from (Although I never c

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Aquinas Arts & Features Magazine I March 12, 1986 G Irish revel in their ethnic tradition BYA11)ANEGAN Aquinas Features Staff ~ Soon now, this MQnday to be exact, people will emerge from cars, dorms and houses looking a little Irish Sayings peculiar. They will be decked out in all qifferent, shades n of green. "Top 0' the morning . They will be wearh~g green shirts,- pants, hats, socks and underwear. They will be wearing buttons, "May the road rise to shamrocks and green makeup. They'will be celebrating the feast day of St. Patrick, meet you" the patron saint of Ireland. , I Dressing up in green seems to be an unu;;ual way to J celebrate a'feast day, but perhaps that is because of the unusual meaning St. Patrick's Day has taken on for "May you be in heaven Americans. It means different things to different people. "In its ideal sense, St. Patrick's Day allows people of :; '. halfan hour before the Irish descent to be proud of their heritage," said Dr: devil knows you're LaWrence Morton, dean of students. dead" For sophomore Noreen Oakes and senior Monica Boyd, "It is a time to celebrate." , St. Patrick's Day is a holiday filled with tradmona.l symoolim. The . ileprechaun (left) and the pot 0' gold (below) are two ofthe most recognzzable. ,Day is not the meaning it City and join in the fun." 'Donna Steiger, a has to,them. St. Patrick's . Rev. Joseph Simmons, sophomore, doesn't like St. Day becomes St. Paddy's dIrector of commuter . Patrick's Day because it is Day and golden beer services, said, "It's bogus." "a lot of people wearing becomes green. Sophomore Sue Degli- ugly clothes." For sophomore Dave Antoni said: "Since I'm Even though people get Kalemba,,,~t. Paddy's Day Italian, it means absolutely diffe!ent meanings from St. presents J~t anoth~~ , nothing and I feel negle.cted Patrick's feast day, and excuse to drink beer. and unloved that there IS no there are people out there For sop~omor~,Ma:k' Italian bash on campus. The' who don't like it, the Yuknek this holIday IS when, school shouldn't forget non- general feeling of most "the Irish quarter of my Irish people." - students about St. Patrick's blood ~es over and ,makes Not everyone seems to ' Day can be summarized by me dnnk green beer Instead get into the spirit of St. sophmore Bill Dugan. of alcohol." . Paddy's Day, especially the WJ:1en asked about St. But others VIew th~ alcoholic side of it. Patl'1ck's Day, he sighed, "I" think it's great." ,St., Patrick's Day ,is "both a time for remembering my heritage and a time for aU InatiQualities to ',pr.eteitd they are IrIsh." , Andy Convery

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ARMY ROTC. BEALLYOUCANBE. ~~.~.('~~"t> o{~"\:'~:"";'-"'~_J,i,""~':',,· :', .. ------~ !Pi~y;;; t;t~;~rmtwo comedies ·1·!1f~fi/rYn!:t:ss , .".'. ' ... BY CAROLYN GROVES produclable" material. very enjoyable comedies.: .;, :"::BY:".oBN McNAMARA",', ' Aquinas Features Staff Furthermore, by putting "Black Comedy" is an .' '", "," ',-c 'AqUinaS'Managing Editor '" .,, Just as the Globe Theatre on two more works by the outright farce with ,Ther.e js:an old joke'describing the difference between . in Renaissance England author of "Equus," Roberts absolutely nothing serious I eroticism and kinkiD.ess. The punch line c1ain,ls erotic is the became the main showplace believes a broader about it. "~ite Liars" is I, f~ather,· and, kiIitty. is the.chicken. 9* Weeks, .t\,drian Lyne's \ for Shakespeare's dramas, understanding and . also essentially humorous, I .. nevi' film which'~openedlast w~ek, promises the f~ather,' I Iso the Eagen Auditorium appreciation for theatre and although in a different way. I· 'hints"at the chi~en~'.b~~~~ysan:egg:in the proc~ss. " ': has become in the last few the playwright will be the How~ver, b~th plays have I· ~ . Th.e.:filinis: an' ~daP~ti9l).',of,the book by the same n~e months a showplace for the result. ' somethmg senous to say I,:. whicli·explores~t~¢::soo~Qiasochisticrelationship between ': I~ plays of the modern British Contrary to "Equus," about modern ma!l's .q,!est 1,; .. "John ~~key.Jt,9in'~e)j~d,:Eliza~eth ~ .B~singer). It . 1 ~ playwright Peter Shaffer. which was definitely for t~th and subJectiVIty to I,>:c,hr per.ro~~f1~ce~~,:f4i~k~9i~~~*¥e:~~s#lls.a:"h.uJrl;:init(to 't~e~ . I character study that centers I.: character'of John'that,l.s:chilhng In his normalcy.· He .lsno I ,around two friends who. L',~J~n~g:,4~t~~n9.~i¥1:~~,~~,~n~li:,chri.ck1mg',persQria>lIeis;,,I consult a ~ortune tener l,~..Jj~'\leryrna;p'-as'perv~:r:t~:',c:( "~:" '," ":, .. . ',' ' '.' I about ~heIr ~tures. When ,I :"', .,Kim :B~singer:all?()~-l:jrings':~er 'special ?le~lts:tO t~e wO;k: : one of the fne1?ds cooks up I :'T~y~one' 9f:the':m9s~'~;eautiWLwomen,1l;1.fim:, ~asmger.s l a scheme to brIbe the f":EliZabe~h:t~y,':e~es:I~,th~:Illale:of.thespecIes"an." ','I oracle, the comedy takes I "understand2;bledeslreJorf~ontrol. It IS the same,exotIc , I off." 1 .beauty ,that'underscores:theflaws·.of91hWeeks. 1 :'~lack Comedy" was 1 , ,'Difficult'is,itto'ima:fprie:her,:assuper-model willingly . I , ongmally produ~ed ar:ound I' submitting ,to the degi'adationscontinuously incurred.as I If 1965..Its name IS derIved I.' ,they. are portrayed in the·film. The understanding comes, I ~ f~om.Its unusual use of I -from'the descriptionsin the ndvelof the constant physical I II ", hghtmg. . i ,.and mental abuse that r~duce her toa pleasure.vassal for I e:: The S~?ry m "Black 1..JQhn',s designs. They are not ,evident on scree,n, whi,ch . fi Comedy f?cuses on a I, reduces'the movie to softporn gibb~rish. .' ·1 ~ wealthy b~Ide-to-be, her I ' The blame for the movie's' failure .falls on director Adrian: 21 sculptor fiance and a· i Lyne. Anyone who saw Plashdance, which Lyne also 1 1 The players perform at a full dress rehearsal. wealthy art patron. I .directed, will realize he,is, like Elizabeth, a prisoner. Lyne I t~ Above, junior ~iz !fennedy, sOp'hl!more Steve . The two plays a-:e I. lis impris6~ed by his o.wTh.sense of.aesthetics. I ~ Haggerty andJunwr Paul Fav1.nz stage a scene from mtended as complIments of I' The sadist's world lIes In the pnmal realm' of man not. I ~_:i uBlack Coinedy~" Below, from left, Ha!1gerty, each other.:._ I easily explored in priyate;n~vermind in the most public of 1 ,~ Peter Shaffer, author of the sophomore Warren Shot~o, senior K.athy Schmitt and I" "mediums~ film.- Amencan 'audiences, with the exc~ptio~of 1 previously performed, junior Nancy Donahoe 8Zt on stage zn a later scene. I . the ~-e?chcoat cr?wd, ,?ore not ready. for such an I!1trllslve I I. "Equus," for their spring I _mOVle mto the Prlv~t~,andm~stlyco~s~d, musmgs of_.. ,- production. I;c:. ;~e/~~~~e.~,~ole :~e\TeloPIl1~1:1t 1Il-t~e:p~t~~ St;at~s tods:y. ' ,I ': Dr. R?berts happened to k,::~;:: Tlte,-~.eal~~y:,()f ~?o:r.nas.ochi~tIl: ~aIsesmt,e!~t1Dg,g~estio:nsl f be readmg works by Shaffer f,·::i)f.,~he~artiC1p'~ntsp~yches.~yne,.~y.. relymg 011 hIs,style I I:1 and decided to use two one- I' .'of.ll~o,?e~oer.'as voyeUl"(s?,.e~~en~l;ll,Flashdarwewhen thel act comedies, "White Liars" f:,;,p~~1i,?:p~~rs·lIJ:.on~,~,Jfe:'~Is~g·JenD.ifet:B~~l~:assomany, I and "Black Comedy" for 1::;..~~~ngpeep~g·t~~tl~',~0J?-~e~etltq·~~~y, beg the 1 I~ the spring production. L,:q?-estl()!1.:,If,th~"~~~~ubli~ IS not:J:'eady;toface, such I ~ The plays will be I:,.<.tisturbmg s?<:le1;al unag~s,Lyne· should'pot.attempt to " I p.erformed in the Eagen l·z,,~:~¥=~~~th~:,p;iWlie:m~G:,a:,-~ounda,?<>\}t:,examm~tion.;oP~werfu1.' 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What's Happening? Pitcher Picture 'l Theatre lecture at Lucan Center Artist Marino to speak on realism Paulette Posluszny will lecture on "Theatre Painter Babette Marino will discuss is Where it Fits" at The Lucan Center for the "Evolution of Realism in Painting" tomorrow Arts, 232 Wyoming Ave., tomorrow. The in the Art Gallery. at 3 p.m; Marino's paintings ".. lecture is the third in The Arts for Lunch are currently on display in the gallery, which is' lecture series. The- presentation runs from located on the third floor of the Gallery noon until 1 p.m. and a donation of $2 is building. . -requested. Kiss play April concert at Lehigh .Broome County Arena host Firm The unmasked version of the rock group Kiss , The Firm will be in Binghamton on March 25 will play Stabler Arena at Lehigh University in for a concert at -Broome County Arena. Bethlehem on April 1 at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are Performance time is 7:30 p.m. Tickets are on available at Ticketron outlets. sale at Ticketron outlets and are priced at $14.50.

Crossroads acts to appear tonight " Rush plays Broome County date I The music of Crossraods musicians will The rock group Rush will stop in " once again fill the air tonight. The Binghamton on April 13 as part of their 1986 performance runs froJ!l 9 p.m. to. m~dnight in tour. Concert time is 7:30 p.m. at the Broome, ..the third floor cafetena. All are InVIted to County Arena. Tickets, which are available at attend.! Ticketron outlets, are priced at $14.50. Rich Braun correctly .dentified last week's Pitcher Picture as a windo in the Jesuit Estate. Esprit awards prose, poetry This week's photo (above) is again found on Universit BY VINCE RYAN writing: according to senior Michelle property. If you' think you' Aqui1UJB Features Editor McMahon, Esprit. editor. . know what or where it is, "Our American professors like their Each prize carries a kitty of $75 from submit your answer to Box literature clean and cold and pure and an anonymous beneficiary. . D in the Student Center dead,~' Sinclair Lewis once said. In addition, the publication is offering Lobby by 5 p.m. Sunday. Fortunately, there is a publication here two University Art prizes worth $40 each, You must be 21 and on campus working to turn this axiom on established by John Rogers of. the Fine include your phone number its head. Arts department. . o be eligible. In the spirit of Shakespeare, This is the first Esprit edition that will The winner will receive a Wordsworth, Whitman, Melville, Ginsberg contain a selection of artwork, McMahon ree pitcher of beer.from and others, the campus literary journal, said. the Mulberry Street Inn. Esprit, continues to breathe fresh air into "Eventually, we hope to have some of the production of literature. the contributions Oiterary) illustrated," This semester's edition of Esprit is she added. offering new prizes to prospective Once considered a fine literary format, So far, the Esprit has received numerous poetical contributors. . the Esprit has slipped in recent years, works bu~ not enough fiction pieces, said McMahon. The Berrier Memorial Prose Prize and said McMahon. "There are a lot of talented people at this school, but the Berrier Memorial Poetry Prize have However, with the publication of last they just don't seem to be motivated;" McMahon said. been' established to award contributors in semester's edition, McMahon feels Esprit The deadline .for the sp~g issue is March 21. the respective fields of poetry and fiction is back on track. .

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R~trospect entries due A.C.O.A. meeting scheduled tuition increases The deadline-for· Retrospect,. the journal of .A meeting of the A.C.O.A. (Adult Children' BY MARIA MASCARO the Royals' Historical Society, is tl)is Friday. Of A~coholics) is held every Friday night at 8 Aquinas Editor in Chief A $50 prize will be awarded for the best p.m. m Room 406, O'Hara Hall. A.C.O.A. is a In order to give students ali opportunity to voice their paper. Any historical paper of ten to fifteen support group for children of alcoholic opinions or just ask questions about the strategic plan I.pages may be submitted to Ms. Betty Caputo, families. being developed for the University, the Senate Strategic Room 258, or Dr. Raymond Champagne, . Planning Liaison Committee will sponsor an open forum Room 266, St. Thomas Hall. Suggestion forms provided next week. . In order to provide communication about Rev. J.A. Panuska, S.J., president of the University, Evening of prayer scheduled services and support, the University has and several members of the planning committee will be .An Evening or Prayer and Remembrance is initiated a suggestion form for anyone to use. present at the student forum to exPlain certain parts of scheduled on Tuesday, March 18, at 7:30 p.m. These forms are located in boxes in the the five-year plan and to answer student's. questions, at Marywood College. Susan Grace, a lay entrance area to the Pocono Northeast room, Maryktioll missionai"y who has studied in and at the front exit door near the second according to senior Stephanie Mergel, a member of the Guatemala, served in Venezuela, and visited floor cafeteria in the Student Center. The Liaison Committee. Nicaragua twice as a·member of the Witness form may be used to provide a suggestion, to The the student forum will take place on Wednesday, for Peace delegations, will offer the complain ~bout some activity or event, or to March 19, at 11:30 a.m. in Room 119 of the Gallery. reflection. For more information, contact the comment about some University-related Refreshments will be served. Campus. Ministries Office on the third floor of matter. Ifyou use a suggestion form, simply The ideas proposed in the plan affect not only future the Student Center. fold it as shown, check the official you want University students, but also those presently attending, it sent to, and drop it in Campus Mail. said Mergel. Therefore it is important that students are Summer· internships offered aware of possible changes, she added. The National College Internship Service, Student poster session announced "This might be the only chance they have to speak which specializes in internship development out," Mergel said. for college students, is now accepting The University's senior nursing students Top~cs that will most likely draw the greatest student applications for Summer 1986 internships. will hold a research poster display next response include the proposed tuition increases and Ph~,cements are available with sponsoring Monday from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. in the Eagen changes in the University's admission policy, she said. .companies in both New York City and Long Auditorium. Students, faculty, and staff are Island. These placements are individually invited to attend and discuss the various Under the new strategic plan, tuition will be increased desi~ed and fully supervised and evaluated. research studies with the students. at a higher level than it has been in the past. Also a If interested, contact the National College larger emphasis will be placed on the Scholastic Internship'Service, 3'74 New York Avenue, Aptitude Test ,score in making an admission decision. Huntington, NY 11743. Travel and study in England The overall effect of the new strategic plan will be to A study-abroad program in cooperation improve the impression others have of the University. Philosophy forum scheduled today with Oxford University, England, will be Next Wednesday's forum will afford students the offered from Aug. 8 to 22, 1986. The costs of opportunity-to inform the planners whether they support There will be a Philosophy Forum today at . room, board, and one-day weekend trips in the changes introduced in the plan, Mergel said. 8 p.m. in Room 300, Loyola Hall. Bob Rabecs conjUnction with the course are $750, and the For students who are interested in looking at the text '86 will defend the proposition that "a tuition for each three-credit course is $205. specific interpretation of human nature is For further information, contact Dr. Mary of the proposed strategic plan, copies will soon be made primarily respOnsible for the purpose and Hill, professor at Bloomsburg University, at available by Glenn Pellino, vice president of planning, structure of a specific political order." 389-4072. Mergel said. They may be reviewed in both the Student Affairs Office and the Student Government Office, she added.

What would you most like to see on _Compiled by -Campus Comments campus before the end ofthe semester? , Kathleen McGinley

"Tony Demario chain "A complete collapse of smoking." the enforcement of the Pa. LCB and local police with Andrea Madzin respect to underage Freshman, EconiFin drinking.', Gina Calderon . Joe Pokowitz Freshman, Intmonat. Studies 'Freshman, Intmonat. Studies Joe LiseUa Freshman, Management ~

"A sunny day and guys at "Mrs. Olenick as a .Republican." "Skinny girls in shorts." brunch without baseball caps on." Frank LaBianca . Kim Evers, Sophomore Tony DeMario Junior, Political Science Hea1thlHealthJHum. Servo Junior, Internat. Studies

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§ports Corner Pic'ks ,for 1986 De~pite its. recently uncovered flaws and failures baseball}s still as AID;eric::n as apple pie to its dev~ted fans. WIth t~e .fir~t pItch Just a month away from being thrown out,' It IS time for the annual Aquinas Major League Baseball Preview. N.L. East: I w:rn go the way of most pre-season prognosticators and select the New York·Mets to carry home the crown. With ace Dwight Gooden (24-4 in 1985 leader in four other major catagories) backed by a ' fort~ess of stron~-armedt~mmates (Ron Darling, Rick Aguilera, Bob Ojeda and SId Fernandez) along with capable relievers Ed Lynch; Roger McDowell and Jesse Orosco, the Mets boast the most formidable pitching staff in the division. . Offensively, the 3-4-5 batting order of Darryl .' - ; ';,,:;:; ~ , ' Strawberry, Keith Hernandez and Gary Carter are <; <- guaranteed producers and above-average efforts by " ,,' '/ ' George Foster and Mookie Wilson will solidify first place for the Mets. - Chris McErlean N.L. We.st: This division has traditionally been bullied Mark Guiton (center, right) 'baffles for a loose ball as teammate Mark by the National League East come playoff time. That's .. A,!hnault (center, le,!J looks"on. Nowthat-the basketball season has ended, there because pitching has dictated who'll win this division the will be- more court time available for intramural hoops. last four seasons. Not enough lumber. But not this time. Photos By Lin Vlasaty The Dodgers? li'ernando Valenzuela and Orel Hershiser just signed fat contracts so they will live high off the MSI wins first game eve!;' proverbial hog this season and not put out. The San Diego Padres? A last minute managerial change and mediocre talent will spell their doom. Who then? Surprise, the Atlanta Braves. The reason being that Miracle on the hardwood Dale Murphy, Bob Horner and-Ozzie Virgil will provide ~ enough sock for' Pascuel Perez, Rick Mahler and Bruce BY BRAD BOYLE number-one ranking. Beyer. Sutter that the division's fourth-best pitching staff will With Royals' basketball Another victor last week The reason for mentioning be good enough this season.- Bob Flounders out of the way until next were the Molesters, who four-fifths of the team in A.L. East: The likely contep.ders in this division a:re season, men's intramUral were led by Jim "Murder" this article is that it was the t~e New York Yankees, Baltimore Orioles, Detroit hoop action began,to pick Cuneen. The Molesters . Inn's first victory in four TIgers and Toronto Blue Jays. For the sole reason that up ~th some heated moved up to number-two seasons here at the they averaged 5.2 runs a game, Lou Pinella's squad intensity. slot in the "mediocre" University. Chances are it deserves some respect. But can the starting pitching The number-one team in division. will be their only one. hold up? It doesn't seem likely. The Orioles are another the A-League, the Luof Other winner.s included The intramural hoop team that will-score a lot of runs, but again there is a' Tnucs, fell from grace the Eggbeaters, the raIikings are the express question mark on the mound. recently. Apparently they Outfield, Yesterday's opinion of the intramural Yes, the Toronto Blue Jays will again take the A.L. must have become absorbed Lunch, the Fudgepackers league official Frank East championship, despite some solid competition from in their press clippings as and the Homeslicers. ' Canuro. The rankings in no . Sparky's Detroit Tigers. The Jays outstanding lineup the Tnucs, led by "Cowboy" In the "talent-is-neglible' way reflect the opimons or (Lloyd Moseby, George Bell, ~nd Tony Fernandez among Bill Logan, were defeated division, more commonly , the Aquinas Sports Staff. by Universal Raja. It was know!1 as t~e C-League, the others) and formidable pitching (including Dave Stieb F....-....-....-....-....-....-....-....-..e--....-....-....-....-....-....-....-...cl and Dennis Lamp) will prove too much for the rest of fitting that Raja was led by nefanous Ymgslingers held the division.- Bob McGovern their namesake, Roger ' onto the number-one ~ . A.L West- No baseball team has won two World "Raja" Ford. Also playing ranking. The reason being 1M RANKINGS s Series in a row in the 1980s. In fact, no team has well were Stacey Bucklaw that although they didn't § § appeared in back-to-back Fall Classics since 1977-78. and Stanley Bruddish. play, they did look good in § . A-League § That trend will be safe as the Kansas City Royals will In another upset of sorts, practice. § 1. The V-Raiders § not repeat. But they are good enough to wjn the West Raymond "Ness-less" In other action, history Ainsworth and Joe Greeley was made on the Jol.m...J.ong § 2. 'Space Wookies § for the eighth time in 11 years. § 3. Commuter Corps § It will not be easy, just as it never seems to be for the led Greely's Grenades to a Center courts on Monday'" stunning victory over the night. In a battle of § 4. Un,iversal Raja R Royals. The Minnesota Twins are a year older, and the § 5. LuofTmles ~ Chicago White Sox cannot be as bad as they looked last Court ~ings. ~ defeated teams, the year. The Royals' success depends on the maturing arms Nothing of earthshaking Mulberry Street Inn ~ B-League ~ of their pitching staffs, anchored by Bret Saberhagen proportions happened in B- defeated the Dumbheads. and the re-emergence of southpaw Bud Black. It doesn't League play this past week. The Inn was led by Joe B 1. Trashmen ~ hurt to have arguably the best player in the major The Trashmen won their IZawrotny, Teddy Brogan ~ 2. Molesters game handily ~ retain the :Bob Grech and Tom "Twig" 8 leagues, George Brett, or the best manager, Dick R 3. 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, , BY BOB McGOVERN disagreed. "Since we're ,a club we'll get Aquinas Sports Editor no money." The sport of rugby has been elevated to A club is expected to demonstrate a club status as a result of its large number continuous development before financial of enthusiastic supporters, according to assistance is given by the Athletic Dr. Wodder, athletic director. Department, according to Wodder. . "They,have had good numbers," stated Wodder. "It looks like a pretty good "He (Wodder) said (the group. I suspect they'll do well." Athletic Department) don't The group, which consists of about 35 players, was organized by senior' Rob give money to clubs. Since Eliseo in late December. Involved with a we're a club we'll get no similar group in his freshman year that· later folded, he decided to try again. money." , "We've been 'practicing for a couple of -Rugby organizer Rob Elisio, on months," Eliseo said of the club's the possibility of his club progress. "It's doing. well." receiving financial assistance The club, which has received about $300 from Student Government and a loan from the Athletic Department. from Student Affairs, has not received any funds from the Athletic Department "It depends upon the enthusiasm and as of yet. continuity of the group," Wodaer Wodder, however, said that the explained. "It could probably gain support department would most likely give some over the years. ' financial assistance to the club but he was Unlike the University's hockey team, not sure how much. the rugby club will not have much of a Paul Roe, more familiar in a Scranton soccer "It's really up to them to marshal the chance to achieve varsity status. uniform, is shown here pr.acticing with the rugby resources and then we help anywhere we -Rugby is not an intercollegiate varsity club. The club wiltplay its first match this Saturday can," explained Wodder. "But we're going sport, according to the athletic director. agains(the Wilkes Barre rugby club. Phot," By Mike Frederick to see what we can do with our limited None of the schools in the Middle Atlantic resources.". Conference have a'varsity rugby team he The club is not included in the said. "I'll be interested to see how they do," Upcoming. Games Wodder added. "I hope it will bear fruit "We're going to see what for them." Baseball Softball ,we (the Athletic Department) "It will continue," predicted Eliseo, March 16 F&M A April 08 Wilkes H ,can do with our limited noting that much of the club is made up April 01 Moravian H April 10 Susquehanna A of underclassmen. "It is recognized as a April 02 Susquehanna A April 12 Ithaca A resources. " club spo~ and that helps." April 03 Wilkes A April 15 King's A -,Athletic-Director Gary Wodder, At present, the club is picking up all of April 05 Del Valley A April 17 E-town A on the possibility of the Athletic its own expenses, which basically consist Women's Tennis Department giving financial of travel and facility-related expenses. Men's Tennis assistance to the rugby cJub. The club will face some stiff competition March 19 Muhlenberg A March 22 Muhlenberg H in its inaugural season. Matches are March 22 E-town A March 26 King's H scheduled with St. John's, Iona, Drew Macch 24 Lycoming H April 03 Drew H departmental budget but Wodder noted Fairleigh Dickinson-Madison and St. ' that that doesn't necessarily preclude the ,Joseph's, according to Eliseo. 'student-run groupJ:rom receiving some Kicking off its season Saturday, the club support from the- Athletic Department. hosts the Wilkes-Barre Rugby Club at the "He (Wodder) said they don't give Fitzpatrick Athletic Field. 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BY BOB FLOUNDERS Now while the team pitching Aquinas Sports Editor ERA was 7.38 last year, this stat Scranton's baseball team will be can be very deceiving. The Royals offensive this year. No, they won't play their home games at Schautz be repulsive to the senses (although Stadium (all the way up Prescott they do go up against Division II Avenue), a renowned launching pad power William Paterson, a team the for the long ball, with its short Royals lost to by a 22-1 count two fences. It's definitely a hitter's seasons ago). They are offensive in ballpark. the sense that as a team they Which is fine with Klingman, placed in the top 10 in the nation in who's got some players who can lay batting last year (.363 as a team). some lumber on the baseball. Two Royal baseball teams have of the more infamous members of established a tradition of being the team are tpe Ross brothers, exceptional at the plate and this Frank and Jo~. Fra~ ~ccumulated season is no different. The only player some staggerIng .statistics last not returning from last season is season (.416 battmg average, 12 Pauli Ross, a first-team all-Region home runs, and 36 RBI over the selection who hit .500 overall. So, course of a 3D-game season). with the batting order virtually I J.oe, the youngest Ross, also had intact from a team that went 16-14 a fme yea~ at the plate (.418 , a year ago, the Scranton bats average,.SIX home runs, 28 ~BI). should once again wreak havoc on Frank WIll ~tart somewher~ m the opposition pitching. outfield,. KlIngman and assIstant The question mark this year, a coach BIll Howe~on a~e D:0t sure perennial one it seems is the where yet. Joe will spht hIS pitching staff. This ye~r it may not 'time betweel1: desig:Iated hitter and Nice grab! Photo by Mike Frederick be that big of a- problem, according backup catcher dutIes.. S.S St Ledg f the f, he to head coach Steve Klingman. Per~aps the most ve.rsatIl~ Royal, enror ue. er, one 0 s arters on t Lady Royals' "We should be in most of our offensIvely and defensIvely, IS .s~o..ft.ba~l.'.te.a.m,~~is_s~oo_w.n.hll!ll.traie_w.o.rk_in.g_oiiiiu.t...inOO__OT.S..... -.j games pitching-wise,"-Klingman McCreesh. From his lea~off.slot, plans to move him from shc;>rtstop -·Jim Rocco (second base), and Bob said. "We've got seven kids who M~Creesh led the team m h~ts, to the .outfield, where he WIll ~lay Prokarym (third base), a transfer can throw for us this year." trIples and stolen bases (18 m 19 ; alon~sIde Frank Ross a~d Wh~t~. from Lackawanna JunioI: College. Among Royal hurlers returning attempts,) On the field as the , Movmg ~o the n~ber SIX ~ositIon Behind the plate for his second this year are seniors Jack White ~oyal~' shortstop, he. led ~he team ~m ~he dial?ond this year will be season is Scranton backstop Paul and Greg Moro, and junior Glen m assIsts. As a .startmg pItcher, JunIor Kevm Mahoney. Cromie, a junior who hit .361 last McCreesh. These three, combined McCreesh complIed a 2-0 won-lost , Rounding ou~ the iIlf!eld P9sitions, year. with the addition of transfer Dave record and was second on the staff ia comple~el~ di:fferent mfield ~om Passed Balls: The Royals start Lositski and freshman Jerry in strikeouts. !last year, will'be sophomore Bill off their season with a tour of- Gaetano should make for a With McCreesh figuring to see i ~et:ez (firs~ base), who hit .250 in _ Washington, D.C., Virginia and respec1;a,ble starting staff. more time on the mound, Klingman lImIted actIon last year, freshman North Carolina. ' MacArthur counting on key personnel for lacrosse season BY CHRIS McERLEAN and equally balanced of the players on the Aquinas Asst. Sports Editor squad, is led by juniors Greg Loboda and New Scranton lacrosse coach William Pat Gilmore. MacArthur, Jr. is chomping at the bit to The attacking line of Greg Marron and begin his inaugural season at the helm of Dan Davidson hope to provide a potent the Royals club.' . scoring combination. The addition of MacArthur is a plus in The club status lacrosse now occupies is two ways for the team. First, the team a hinderance to the growth of the team. will be more stable under a full-time coach MacArthur explained that other schools Oast season player-coaches organized the play with player-coaches and are team), allowing the players to'concentrate undependable when it comes to showing more on playing. . up for games. Secondly, MacArthur brings with Therefore MacArthur is hoping that a him a lifetime of lacrosse experience, strong showing will help swing the , enhanced by coaching positions at the University into allowing lacrosse to University of Delaware and Wilkes become a varsity'sport. College. "There's an opening in the MAC for us,

"I'm extremely confident entering this possibly next year or definitely in 1988," ~,- spring season," explained MacArthur, he said. "We will move up to varsity· "our games in the fall were, from what I status." was told, big improvements from the year MacArthur and his club will open up the before." season this Sunday with Lycoming and He added that key additions to the then will travel to meet Warriors April 2. roster have bolstered his team's strength. The lacrosse players themselves are a Those stro~g points include the rare breed. What motivates these men to midfielders, of which MacArthur has one take part in a barbaric game evolved from "outstanding" ljne, composed of juniors early American Indians who used rocks Bob Doetzer, Mike Frederick and Matt I and animal pouches on poles? Luiley, and two "adequate" lines to back Freshman goalie Mark Lausten' sums it Junior midrrelder Bob Doetzer, soo'wn here in action them up. up appropriately. "Action and during the first semester, is ,one ofthe leading scorers The defensive corps, which MacArthur excitement," he says."It's the fastest on the Royals' lacrosse club. The team takes to the says is composed of the most_experienced . game on two fe~t." field this Su.ndtJy in its first 'match ofthe Spring season. Photo by Mike Walah

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