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By Anne Helen Petersen

ou may have read the was pretty much always doing errands. Did to workers in acutely high-stress environ- security. Because education was situated as story about the 27- she like them? No. But she got them done. ments. And it’s not a temporary affliction: the best and only way to survive, many of year-old who isn’t So why couldn’t I get it together — especially It’s the millennial condition. It’s our base us emerged from those programs with loan planning to register when the tasks were all, at first glance, easily temperature. It’s our background music. It’s payments that our post-graduation prospects to vote: “I hate mail- completed? I realized that the vast majority the way things are. It’s our lives. failed to offset. ing stuff; it gives me of these tasks share a common denominator: That realization recast my recent strug- But we didn’t try to break that system, anxiety.” Their primary beneficiary is me, but not in a gles: Why can’t I get this mundane stuff done? since that’s not how we’d been raised. We This sort of thing gives millennials a bad way that would actually drastically improve Because I’m burned out. Why am I burned tried to win it. reputation:Y We’re spoiled, entitled, lazy, and my life. They are seemingly high-effort, low- out? Because I’ve internalized the idea that I knew the system was winnable for only failures at “adulting.” We’re shocked at the reward tasks, and they paralyze me — not I should be working all the time. Why have a small few. I just believed I could continue realities of life: that you have to pay bills unlike that 27-year-old too paralyzed to reg- I internalized that idea? Because everything to optimize myself to become one of them. and go to work; that you have to buy food ister to vote. and everyone in my life has reinforced it since And it’s taken me years to understand and cook it if you want to eat it; that actions He and I are not alone in this paralysis. I was young. Life has always been hard, but the true ramifications of that mindset. I’d have consequences. My partner was so stymied by the multistep, many millennials are unequipped worked hard in college, but as an And millennials, especially older millen- incredibly (and purposefully) confusing pro- to deal with the particular ways in older millennial, the expectations nials like me, at 38, love to complain about cess of submitting insurance reimbursement which it’s become hard for us. for labor were tempered. We liked other millennials giving them a bad name. forms for every single week of therapy that So what now? Should I medi- to say we worked hard, played hard But as I fumed about the 27-year-old’s for months he just didn’t send them — and tate more, negotiate for more time We didn’t — and there were clear boundar- post office anxiety, I was deep in a cycle of ate over $1,000. Another woman told me she off, delegate tasks within my rela- try to ies around each of those activi- a tendency I’ve come to call “errand paraly- had a package sitting unmailed in the corner tionship, perform acts of self-care, break that ties. Grad school, then, is where I sis.” I’d put something on my weekly to-do of her room for over a year. A friend admitted and institute timers on my social system, learned to work like a millennial, list, and it’d roll over, one week to the next, he’s absorbed hundreds of dollars in clothes media? How, in other words, can I which is to say, all the time. My new haunting me for months. that don’t fit because he couldn’t manage to optimize myself to get those mun- since that’s watchword was “Everything that’s These are simple tasks: getting knives return them. Errand paralysis, post office dane tasks done and theoretically not how good is bad, everything that’s bad sharpened, taking boots to the cobbler, reg- anxiety — they’re different manifestations cure my burnout? As millennials we’d been is good”: Things that should’ve felt istering my dog for a new license, sending of the same affliction. have aged into our thirties, that’s raised. good (leisure, not working) felt bad someone a signed copy of my book, sched- For the past two years, I’ve refused the question we keep asking — and We tried to because I felt guilty for not working; uling a doctor’s appointment, vacuuming cautions — from editors, from family, from keep failing to adequately answer. win it. things that should’ve felt bad (work- my car. A handful of emails festered in my peers — that I might be edging into burn- But maybe that’s because it’s the ing all the time) felt good because I personal inbox, which I use as a sort of al- out. To my mind, burnout was something wrong question altogether. was doing what I thought I should ternative to-do list, to the point that I started aid workers, or high-powered lawyers, or The answers to these questions and needed to be doing in order to calling it the “inbox of shame.” investigative journalists dealt with. It was are longer than I can fit in this succeed. It’s not as if I were slacking in the rest something that could be treated with a week throwback print column — only the sprawl- Now I realize that individual action isn’t of my life. I was publishing stories, writing on the beach. I was still working, still get- ing internet has that kind of space. (You can enough. Personal choices alone won’t keep two books, making meals, moving across the ting other stuff done — of course I wasn’t find the long version at bzfd.it/burnout.) But the planet from dying, or get Facebook to quit country, planning trips, paying my student burned out. I’ve come to the conclusion that its origins violating our privacy. To do that, you need loans, exercising. But when it came to the But the more I tried to figure out my er- are are about work and economics, not some paradigm-shifting change. Which helps ex- mundane, the medium priority, the stuff rand paralysis, the more the actual param- generational quirk. plain why so many millennials increasingly that wouldn’t make my job easier or my work eters of burnout began to reveal themselves. Our paths were defined by the 2008 finan- identify with democratic socialism and are better, I avoided it. Burnout and the behaviors and weight that cial crisis, and while the economy recovered, embracing unions: We are beginning to un- My shame about these errands expands accompany it aren’t, in fact, something we and we moved out of our parents’ houses and derstand what ails us, and it’s not something

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The Farthest: Voyager Gaga: Five Foot Two (2017) Ex Machina (2015) Good Girls (2018–present) God’s Own Country (2017) Broadchurch (2013–2017) Big Mouth (2017–present) The Invitation (2015) in Space (2017) This documentary goes behind the When a coder wins a weeklong Three suburban women in De- In this British drama, a young gay The body of an 11-year-old boy This adult animation show voiced After Will accepts an invitation to A documentary about one of hu- scenes with pop icon Lady Gaga retreat to stay at his CEO’s home, troit struggling to make ends farmer in Yorkshire with an affin- is found in a small seaside town by comedy veterans like Maya a dinner party at the home of his mankind’s greatest achievements: as she releases a new album and he’s asked to test a new female meet decide to hold up a local ity for binge-drinking and casual in England, leading to a heavily Rudolph and Nick Kroll chroni- ex-wife (with whom he had a child NASA’s 1977 launch of twin space preps for her Super Bowl halftime humanoid robot who’s been made grocery store and no sooner real- sex as a means to numb the hard- publicized investigation. The se- cles a group of seventh-graders who died accidentally) and her probes, sent to capture images of show, and explores her personal with artificial intelligence — but ize they’re in deeper than they ships of lonely daily life meets a rial crime drama explores how it as they navigate puberty and new husband, things turn sinister remote planets, which continue struggles. things take a dark turn when he expected after the store manager Romanian migrant worker who affects the community as well as growing up in the New York City in this suspenseful and violent to beam information from space, starts growing close to her. recognizes one of them. changes everything. the working relationship between suburbs, gleaning advice from psychological thriller. 40+ years later. the detectives on the case. unlikely sources.

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