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Happy NewYear! Wilfrid Laurier University, Waterloo, Ontario Volume 26 Number 15 Thursday, January 9, 1986
New residence may soon be reality
is raise the increase or we which will be made the uni- The IRC planning to dents," he said. This information by Liz Jefferson approved $100 up by
residence. Dr. Weir awareness of the assertive student will be released around didn't get the versity's other ancillary services. February, he there to won't make in the when the board of Sounds of carpenters' hammers made it clear was not "The residence money participation forming prop- governors may "We fill air. A resi- for another Certosimo osal in a conference. approve the plans. The residence, may soon the new negotiate.'' eight years," press the dence be built Laurier with Dean Dr. said. want people to know that new if be completed may at Nichols supported approved, may by is stu- student if the in the residence because of the money a proposal by Weir's role discussions, say- September. and first Inter-Residence Council (IRC) ing it was the time a university "1 reluctantly accept the IRC's Facilities On-campus Residence president had expressed an interest decision if it's going to get us more Committee gains momentum. in consulting the students about beds," Certosimo said. "The need
145- "This Dr. is A plan to put a five-storey, housing problems. year is so great that there a willingness Bricker bed building on Avenue, Weir said 'put something together to accept negative ramifications."
Euler and residences, and what can do with fee is added the near Leupold see you it','' The $100 to
was put together by a committee he said. annual increase of residence fees students' union interest in composed of presi- This resulted the for- which is expected to be over 5 per-
Matt mation of the Resi- dent Certosimo, vice-pres- On-campus cent next year.
ident: university affairs Melany dence Facilities Committee, which As part of the deal, the IRC will admini- Franklin and university has been dissolved since fulfilling be naming the new building, sub- detailed stration. its mandate to present a ject to the approval of the WLU
will be fi- to the of said he The new building proposal president. board governors. Wright
nanced by a $100 residence fee Certosimo expressed disappoint- was "impressed" with the plans, that increase in order to offset a loss ment that the university does not but expressed concern that there is the residence financial lack would be suffered by plan to contribute much a of student control over the
after its for some years completion. support. "My personal concern, as residences, which they actually and fees and 1 both with their fee Budgets are approved by Melany (Franklin) ex- finance payments. forwarded the IRC before being to pressed as part of the committee, is "The university is donating the of that the land. We the university's board governors. university demonstrate a (the students) are putting said he commitment the but what's IRC chair Dan Wright to housing prob- up the building, to say lem like Mac- was pleased about the plan to by contributing financing to we won't lose it we lost
hous- He that House?" He added that introduce more on-campus new housing." explained Donald but about the administration donate Weir him that ing, less pleased price the plans to Dr. gave assurances it. land the students will pay for "We were the for project, and to this would not happen to the
backed into a we either a deficit for about four residence. corner; carry years planned
SAM Board faces the music
said that if there earlier the He was a notice- the position in year for by Liz Jefferson able improvement in the music ser- personal reasons. Love said the vice this the Council would assistant his term, directorship was sug- The potential loss of $4000, increase for because he felt the direc- approve an next year. gestion coupled with the threat of a residence WLUSU arts director Rich Fer- tor's job was too large to be dealt boycott of their service, is causing the has worked SAM- nandes, who on with adequately by one person. Student Administrated Music Board Board for a and a half, said at year In addition, a new technical direct- to re-evaluate their staffing proce- the board that the com- meeting is intended to cut costs dures and basic philosophy. or position on plaints were exaggerated and unjust- maintenance and for mobile At the last Wilfrid Laurier Univer- repairs Does this a bell? A three-bell carillon will ified most of the time. Though SAM- A music will ring equipment. manager be sity Students' Union board of direct- the of Laurier's 75th Board was not represented at for record the tower in honour of the Finance responsible updating the grace seminary ors meeting, members IRC Fernandes said he was will weekend meeting, collection. The new positions birthday. It will be dedicated during a and Building committee discussed about the and upset complaints sug- receive honoraria, while disc jockeys 1986, but until then the the results of a meeting with the celebration in November that the financial losses were gested $40 a in the Turret Council. There was are paid night Interresidence seminarians will make do with whatever they can caused in part by equipment damage for floor whether SAM- and $25 parties. some question about find. CORD Brenda Grimes. at floor parties. photo by need Fernandes would like to see the Board was a business facing a One change be the method stu- may costs for off-campus Laurier students to raise fees to break even, or a of fees. Fernandes said he collecting and students standard- dents' union-provided service which on-campus would like see fees collected before to ized. A floor costs should be subsidized against losses. party on-campus is the events. "If a refund necessary, between $25 and $30 while off- "We have the dilemma that if we we'll them one," he said. will lose give students $65. "Why Grad elections... don't raise the price, we campus pay said that Inside Fernandes SAMBoard's Laur- increase we should you charge off-campus $4000, and if we do it, who won? low morale and confusion generally ier students more? It's discrimina- will lose residence business," busi- their basic about philosophy will he said. "Thereshould be flat Sue Easton said. Resi- tory," a ness director No more dumps be decreased introduc- of hopefully by rate." He commented that SAM- Graduate dence business amounts to 90% candidates faced con- some new positions, DJ training ing Board are local the mobile unit bookings. services popular at fusion about election rules and sessions, and an operating manual, and the of will The Interresidence Council, highschools University Laurier students soon have regulations that culminated in subject to Finance and Building com- cited for a $99 fee. residence chaired by Dan Wright, prob- Waterloo, a new on Hickory postponements and reschedul- mittee approval. Fernandes is about the lems with control over disc jockeys, optimistic Street to live in. It's off-campus ings. The new position of assistant and proposed changes to the service. sloppy equipment management and hopefully will help the hous- director will include for see 4 responsibility "We have the have the page such as re- we crunch. generally poor service, energy, ing the mobile units running and training be floor people, and there should no more fusal to play requests at parties. the disc jockeys so that the director He stressed that student The Council refused to approve a problems." see page 3 the which can concentrate on areas DlSCover the best four-month trial increase in fees (from input is needed to improve SAM- effort. and involve the most intensive Board performance. $35 to $65 for a floor party) Missing student and worst This is mainly the Turret, Wilf's, will to said it would result in a loss of resi- Wright said this be easy and Willison the Niobe Lounge accomplish. at the dence bookings. "We suggested music programming. that if wantedfeedback Do know us that it they hirn? He "They have to prove to meeting you disap- The Cord entertainment section disc with have the several is worth and they Fernandes, a jockey they should a form for don peared days ago and reviews record For (the fee increase) it, a year. an and a half to fill out." the are still haven't that to us," said one years' experience, Wright added that Guelph police searching of discs of 1985 proven analysis ... and will fill the assistant's position. lnterresidence Council is not Wright. "We can go off-campus pre- Ellis has increase until music for the same Kevin replaced out- pared to approve any do our own see page 3 see page 11 price." going director Ron Love who left next year. 2 Thursday, January 9, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY jg)_y
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VI I T THonourAward Nominations Deadline: Extended to ■ ■ I"I Wednesday, January 15. See Dean Nichols' office. I Position Open Reply by Tuesday Jan. 14,1986 in WLUSU THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 9, 1986 3 news
Off-campus housing created for students
Liz Jefferson The Wilfrid Laurier by University on Hickory and King Streets. actually changes hands." be covered money versity residences, will Students' Union board of directors the The trust fund will not cost He stressed that there no formal is under the Innkeepers' Act. Rent Laurier students will be the establishment the ex- approved of a Students' Union interest, said Mike affiliation between Laurier and this will be paid in two installments, in clusive residents of a new $7500 trust fund which willreserve commissioner of Weller, assistant building. "We're not re- apart- apartment September and January, less the ment built beds for 150 Laurier students. The development being on university affairs (internal). "The it as a WLU resi- commending $50 deposit. Hickory Street near the Swiss developer, Wayne Rollins, also $50 is to be returned when the offer dence, but rather WLU residence Negotiations with Rollins (the Chalet restaurant. built Laurier-affiliated residences of lease form is submitted. No students. We space for are just developer) have been friendly, said the providing opportunity." Weller. The only problems he fore- Weller and WLUSU director the is sold sees will occur if building
Ross Legault are responsible for and the new owner changes some WLUSU's of the part arrange- of the arrangements, such as in- will be the ment. They monitoring creasing the eight-month lease to construction the to if of building see twelve. schedule. it proceeds according to Weller said that the apartments If the building is not completed on will be completely furnished units, the target date of September 1986, with new residence-type furniture, the contractor is obligated to find bookshelves and kettle, toaster, alternative accommodation for tackboards. A cleaning service will lease-holders until The completion. be provided once a month.
The leases will run from August added privacy will appeal to ex- 15 but lease-holders to May 15, residence students, but Weller said will not be required to sublet during that some emphasis may be placed the summer if they plan to the have stay on helping students who following live in year. never had the opportunity to
An to have the resi- attempt residence. As well, there will be a dence covered the Landlord by head resident and four dons who
Tenant Act, which provides more hired will be trained on campus, but
protection for did not suc- tenants, and paid by the contractor. ceed; the apartment, like other uni-
Daughters reject
mothers' feminism
women. MONTREAL(CUP) — After "Born liberated, (the girls of the years of battling the male-domin-
70s and have a to ated world, a generation of femin- 80s) tendency
ists think that there is left to has come up against a new and nothing she said. puzzling problem: North American fight or conquer," When asked the "Do girls aren't interested in feminism. question, a small Lutheran LdUrier's humble Wilfrid Laurier University, which began as consider a feminist?", beginnings. They are bored by the issues, you yourself Alßert will mark its 75th this Crowds of seminary in a home on Street anniversary year. several CEGEP large alienated by the movement, and young (College well-wishers at the October 30th, 1911, to witness the ceremonies Profes- gathered new seminary on turned off by the feminists them- d'Enseignement General et students attended the institution which that launched the new endeavour. Four originally grew selves. sionnel) women interviewed said
to than 4000 students. A number of events are planned to celebrate the about encompass more Feminists from all over the world they'd never really thought
black-tie dinners. Photo Archives. including an anniversary book and two courtesy wlu or care. woman anniversary, speaking at the International Con- it, they didn't One looked like she'd been asked if she ference on the Status of Girls, and beetle. Betty Friedan, author of The Fem- were a dung
some women inine Mystique, touched on the However, young
have about it care- same theme. thought very
fully. Caroline Maxwell, a student
are worried that women does Directors call "illegal" They at Vanier College, not con- will suffer a of "I like new wave oppression sider herself a feminist. if do today's girls not tune in to the wearing makeup and 1 want to get im- urgency of working for lasting married some day," she said, "but in their political and that doesn't 1 don't WLUSU provements mean care meeting social conditions. about equality because I do. Those
Benoit Groult, a French author, are things 1 want to do and 1 don't
told the conference that think there is with although anything wrong by Liz Jefferson deal. "We need an escape clause," cheap shots left outside the board- anti-feminist rhetoric used to come but can be made to think he that, you said. room," said McCarthy. from it from men, now comes there is." The last WLUSU meeting of The meeting included a lot of discussion about the financial 1985 was called by the directors, prob- the lems SAMBoard has been not the president or executive facing; vice-president, which president the Finance and Building commit- "ille- had been the Matt Certosimo described as tee examining issue. WLU student still gal". (See front page story.) missing The Wilfrid Laurier University Although tempers were still sim- Students' Union bylaws mering in the aftermath of the ref-
allow the or execu- erendum for Ontario Federation of Rob friend only president by Liz Jefferson Henderson, a of Jean-
tive to call meet- Students the vice-president a membership, meeting Marie's and a student at WLU,
said Certosimo. Even if there did not deteriorate into an ing, angry Wayne Jean-Marie, a second- said it was unlikely that he would be
are five directors who decide a recital of the mistakes made during from Wil- found in Waterloo. "The year psychology major police is it is the vice- Howe asked Chief checked his bank meeting necessary, campaigning. frid Laurier University, has been account to see if
president who calls the meet- Electoral Officer (CEO) Robyn Bop- since his friends he drew before he left. missing dropped money with hours notice. arai "for the record" to state ing, forty-eight why him off at home last Saturday at There were no buses running and
intention was to avoid she both the "Yes" and "My original disqualified one a.m. he couldn't have afforded a motel
this he said. "No" sides. He also mentioned a meeting," After drinking more than usual, or a taxi." Henderson also ruled
The WLUSU board discussed problem with attendance at the Jean-Marie apparently went for a out the possibility that the missing Review one off-campus housing issue at Election Task Force before his walk to sober up entering student did not want to be found. The plan of the Advisory (ERTF) meetings where the infringe- Police length. parents' house in Guelph. "We're pretty sure that he would Council for Off-Campus Housing ments of campaigning procedure have his show Annette's attempted toretrace steps, upat (his girlfriend, discussed. The CEO is to to reserve in a new apart- are pres- but with little On space Success. Sunday, Annette Ing, is a part time WLU of her role ment building for Laurier students ent an explanation to the of carried a party thirty people out student) or phone if he could," he raised several ERTF and participate in bylaw search (see story above) a ground in the open fields said. The lease discussions. questions. agree- the house on 26 Jean-Marie surrounding is a good student law- ment will be pending During the December 2 meeting, but accepted Queensdale Crescent, discon- and was not depressed before he WLUSU director Scott Howe yer/Operations Management tinued it when night fell. disappeared, said Henderson. "He chair Board approval. Certosimo com- asked the of the WLUSU got A-minuses. He was never ex- mented that "the of this board, John McCarthy, about the Jean-Marie importance A plane and snowmobiles Wayne tremely depressed to the point is that with the land- of a meet- we're working possibility having special the turned where couldn't talk he searching area up no we to him," lord instead of him. 1 think ing specifically "to discuss the roles against clues, and the Guelph police have said.
where our and rules of the we should put our money chairperson". little to go on. Sergeant Investiga- Jean-Marie's photograph has mouth is (in terms of providing McCarthy, after that commenting said that foul The man was discovered be in the local and tor George Usitalo to appeared papers, he had been for to housing)." waiting Howe do when he failed show play was not suspected. "He had a missing to up the police will be printing flyers to Howe said he felt that the rent of that, scheduled the meeting for for considerable amount to drink and work and his employer phoned be distributed. His friends at WLU bit 5. The chair $231 a month was a that January commented steep, have He his home. Jean-Marie is known are that he will could fallen. might not as not giving up hope the board have been of the tone of the could aware on meeting. "1 his considerate The hear have been able to collect a person who would turn up. police want to the situation much and that understand that there are a lot of earlier, don't know what call to tell his friend if he from with information thoughts. We parents or anybody per- he hard but had a "bad feeling" about the feelings, I'd like to have we're dealing with,'' said Usitalo. was going to be late. taining to his disappearance. 4 Thursday, January 9, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY news
Grad elections stormy
by Liz Jefferson
Graduate class elections did not run as • • usual this were can- Bakery Deli Grocery smoothly as year; they celled and rescheduled after it seemed that
what the participants were not sure election UNIVERSITY SQUARE PLAZA rules they were following. This year's graduation class executive is of Ivana made up Dan Wright (president), Freshly Baked Goods Fabrizi (vice-president), Bill Anderson (Trea- surer), and Sue Easson (Secretary). & Deli Assortments. the elec- In previous years, grad class held
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WLUSU's. "Matt felt he had jurisdiction to reguiofs2 " close it down," he said. "1 thought WLUSU $2.39 had overstepped its bounds."
At the last WLUSU board of directors
meeting, CEO Robyn Boparai, representing the grad class and student alumni, asked
WLUSU to "give the grad class election Canada ale Dry ginger autonomy until a formal Cus,omed s|fced agreement between Alumni and WLUSU." Colby cheese Certosimo responded, "I'm surprised they board 2ntre mmA want approval, since during the she- at the the election Dan nanigans way was 99C P«rt«K», Wright run, regulafsTS were that WLUSU they very upset was in- volved at all." He called tions at the same time as the Wilfrid Laurier on the grad class to submit their recommendations University Students' Union general election. and requests
This the wanted to to the board in a "Then it'll be year, however, grads report. up to begin planning and fundraising at the begin-
of the the election was I STUDENTS: ning winter term, so scheduled for November 19. 10% Grad class president Dan Wright said that discount. they also wanted to avoid confusing the stu-
dents with two different elections taking Off all items with I.D. it place at once. "Getting away from WLUSU We milk & tobacco. elections was a good move. Excluding had a good turnout," he said.
Unfortunately some confusion about elec-
tion procedures arose. Once the elections whether were run separately it was not clear
WLUSU still set the policy or not. WLUSU
Matt said "last president Certosimo year WLUSU the policy was accepted one, as requested by Bruce Hurley. This time there
was no official request so we fell back on those rules." After hearing of incidents
which broke existing electoral rules, he said
the choice was to disqualify the candidates
or to cancel the election until the matter was
cleared up." Sue Easson
The election was postponed until Nov- the Election Review Task Force to make ember 2 the 7, an act which enraged many of with sure there aren't flagrant conflicts nor- graduate students. "I didn't unilaterally post- mally accepted policy.'' said Certosimo. "It done pone it," was by Meanwhile, the gra.d class executive is both Bruce Hurley and myself after consult- for and gearing up fundraising publicizing mißgigs V ing some of the grad candidates themselves the they will throw for 600 classmates and the Dean of Students." party the for at end of the year. They are looking Director of Alumni Affairs Bruce Hurley • volunteers, especially arts students. Wright, said that "people felt clear electoral proce- all Fabrizi, Easson, and Anderson are dures, regulations, and poster policy hadn't fourth-year business students. There will be been set in advance. It is really unfortunate lot of the such as a get-togethers during year that had to the election and do we postpone Grad a Winter Carnival team, an off-cam the all campaigning over again." Night, and most importantly, an organiza- Wright said that the class was grad going introduce tional meeting on January 21 to for their elec- to pursue a new policy own the executive and to recruit volunteers. tions, possibly including their own Chief
win Electoral Officer (CEO), independent of not available for Bill Anderson) Ladies, you could a (photo
chauffeur driven
Limousine ride. You and 4 Gay profs get rights
by Samantha Brennan Ralph Stewart. He said are now could a bottle gay partners girlfriends enjoy and Elizabeth Donovan eligible for benefits if they have been co- of Canadian University Press habiting for more than a ofchampagne while out on the year. Both professors' partners are now taking N.S WOLFVILLE, (CUP) — Acadia Uni- the town. classes at Acadia and paying only half will versity soon become the second university regular tuition fees. Be there for the draw at TONIGHT. in Canada to extend benefits to the starting midnight spouse The professors say they had no particular of and lesbian Emerald Limousine partners gay professors. disturbed took to Service axe to grind but are it so long After six months of debate, the financial resolve their request. benefits of the Acadia committee faculty asso- we "If we had been a heterosexual couple, ciation have Good forTwo Chicken Entries forthe Price of One I and the board of governors said Wing wouldn't have had the same problem,"
agreed to a request by two faculty members one. that their lovers receive benefits, pending He approached the university with his the (or or approval by university's insurance com- decided he i 2 l 2* l i request in May when his lover was pany. interested in taking classes. basically The faculty association at Acadia hopes to "He (the university president) was have the the board of agreement formally written into its supportive. He put the question to with the collective the next time it comes There was no agreement up governors. problem would be for negotiation. tuition discount but he thought there be- "The of the association is that with the medical benefits position gay some problem the insu- partners should get essentially the same benef- cause of the third party involved — its said he said. as husbands and wives," its president, rance company,"
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The in brief news —— year c \
ESSENTIAL Student task force housing created STUDY SKILLS
Waterloo City Council created a sections. A committee will steering sity/college coalition, lobbied suc- task force to look into the question of set the direction of the while Paul Centre study, a cessfully to have more representa- Martin
student housing and its impact on the working committee will hear all inter- tion on the steering committee for ested MONDAY JAN. 13 community. people who wish to address the students and residents, since the which The motion, originated with subject of student housing. will have 7:00-9:00 study the most effect on p.m. alderman Brian Turnbull, should Certosimo said the division of these two groups. he bring together two policies thinks was a smoke screen to power give The task force has a $2500
are in conflict. They include accom- the impression that all interest groups budget to study supply and demand last term? Were with your grades modating students who live in Water- were in on the for student you disappointed decision-making pro- housing, the range and in relation Did seem to too much time to but also while in you spend studying loo, encouraging family cess, reality, all the power types of the former, the impact of the grades you received? was in the housing. steering committee. boarding houses, transit services, At the first council Students city meeting, Together on Community behaviour off-campus, and commun- residents of the area around the uni- Concerns, the newly created univer- ity enforcement practices. versities presented petitions regard- If like to find out more about study techniques you would issues that see as ing they major con- consider which could improve your learning skills, attending cerns: namely, excessive noise, over- this workshop. We'll discuss: crowding, improper maintenance of Death triggers inquest property, and improper parking. The residents blamed most of these prob-
- Is there a "better" to A Laurier student killed way study? lems on absentee landlords. was in a would have been the best way to
- How to avoid cramming. Wilfrid Laurier University Stu- tragic orientation week accident handle the situation. - Strategies for textbook reading. dents' Union president Matt Certo- which left the university community Students maintained that the - and concentration. Improving memory simo and stunned. crowd was Student secur- Sonny Flanagan, president not rowdy. - Starting written assignments. Mike of the University of Waterloo Stu- Brigitte Bouckaert, a second-year ity, according to O'Brien, a
and residence student was be dent Federation, both expressed con- biology major don, manager, to provided
that students would was under a bus as a in Marshall Hall. This was to cern be segre- pushed moving only board gated from the community, effect- crowd of students attempted to ensure that damages were kept to a Free handouts, time for questions. No preregistration is necessary. For student it after an orientation event at Bin- minimum. ively creating ghettos. furtherinformationcontactJudith at 884-1970, ext. 2338 or drop by the Student The task force is divided into two geman Park. Identification was also checked by Services Centre, Upper Floor. student security. "We had 1700
held people in the hall, and we had no A coroner's inquest was in problems, except for a chair that was November to hopefully prevent the Instructor: Sarah Skills broken O'Brien said. Kolasiewicz, Study Prograir of similar accidents. The accidentally," No to OFS occurrence Friends and family of Bouckaert two-man, three-woman jury, after
attended a candlelight memorial ser- hearing testimony from the bus driver Wilfrid Laurier University students vice for her in the quadrangle on and students present, recommended voted no to joining the Ontario Fed- that a controlled bus loading area be campus.
eration of Students by a decisive 778 Four other students were injured in established at Bingeman Park. Other WEIGHT MANAGEMENT 388 'no' to 'yes' vote. the accident. They were Jennifer recommendations included having The referendum result marked the Gib- control the Williams, Mike Morse, Doug uniformed security area, GROUP end of what became controversial a son, and Linda Galand. and a bus schedule for such events
campaign period. Both the no and given to students attending. the yes sides were disqualified on eve for theweekof JANUARY 13th, 1986! ALL WELCOME!! of the election for breaches of cam- Prep courses Starting Elizabeth Ernst, the bus driver, Feb. 15LSAT paign procedure. Leaden Wendy Hatch, Counselling Services
directors voted tesitified that she moved her bus for- Jan 25 GMAT Students' union 5 - Contact: Judith at 884-1970, extension 2338 for more info.
ward only but students main- —1 yes to supporting OFS at the board once, CD (416) 923-PREP tainedthat she moved the bus twice. of directors' level, even though mem- 1-800-387-1262 bers of the and Ernst admitted to confusion, and planning priorities v ) that not the bus at all committee voted no to the issue in the agreed moving
committee stages.
Laurier remains a trial member of
OFS for the next six months. Under
OFS regulations, the students' union
cannot take out another prospective for five membership years. The Election Review Task Force Ontario placev will be looking into various aspects of the referendum campaign. Principle
areas under observation will be the rights and responsiblities of cam- COME well the role of paign groups, as as JOIN the chief electoral officer.
The CEO is responsible for the FAMOUS ITALIAN SANDWICHES
smooth running of campaigns, as OUR TEAM! well the information and as proper 33 University Ave., Waterloo, Ontario education of the electorate and can-
didates. WE HAVE APPROXIMATELY Telephone (519) 746-4111
Arts director Jane Waurechen
said there lot of were a personalities 800 POSITIONS
involved in the referendum cam-
paign, rather thanissue seeking, and Ontario Place, one of the world's this is an area that she thinks the leading
ERTF should look into. entertainment attractions, offers you an I ON A swx&y OFS is a provincial lobby group BY THE. and exciting summer employment opportunity! j made up of Ontario colleges universities. Currently their "Agenda 800 positions are available for Change" includes improvements Approximately the Student Assistance to Ontario for the 1986 summer season in the Program, student housing, univer- \ Veal Meatball areas: n«tatr-nAT • Maintenance • Retail Sales More . money • • Programming/ Food Services Technical • The provincial Liberal govern- Security $50 million into the Fr&ncesco's I mentis pumping • llJv • Hosting Admissions / Parking Ontario \ university system. &&e< no &tkerf • be allocated for • Clerical/ Marina The money is to -my it- Yow'U Cave if/ I capital and the hiring - improvements Reception • Emergency / First Aid and of staff, as well as for equipment research overhead. Students interested in obtaining more information ! a 9 *>// the sp "It's a in right direction," step write to: Mrs. S. Shaver may - I Salad said Laurier president Dr. John Weir, Staff Co-ordinator '"" adding that universities would now Ontario Place "COUPON"SPECIAL!!"!!~ see how the Corporation have to wait to money j will come to the institutions. 955 Lakeshore Boulevard West The to Meatball Sandwich & Small Drink for i $50 million is supposed Toronto, Ontario M6K 389 come in addition to fundamental in and capital increases operating or telephone our Personnel Office at (416) 965-7739. $1.99 i funds. customer. Expires: Jan. 15/86 One coupon per | 6 Thursday, January 9, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY comment 1985 in review The that was isolated year just passed punctuated by many events that can be either categorized as disappointing or successful. For 1985 was the which with Laurier, year began the Bovey for proposals post-secondary education and ended with a decided no vote to an alliance with the Ontario Federation of Students. Laurier students were in the middle of of caught a series proposals which threatened the quality of university education at that time, but a later year they rejected an organization which could lobby provin- cial for that powers positive change —change was in the students' interest. Once Laurier had that again, declared it was an island — self- contained, self-sufficient and self-interested in the middle of a churn- of ing sea events. Several incidents marred the and disappointing year, were in the Cord the end of when reported Weekly. By January, one student there government came to an end, was no instabank and no elevator the despite many promises. The new furniture for the TV Lounge and the extended hours for Wilf's didn't the justify $55,000 spent over budget. Beyond that, all will remember the divisive and confusing student election which marked the of student transition governments. The of '85 the summer was highlighted only by university's to add "new" residence to attempt space its real estate folio. Addi- tional was added the Hall the space to Dining instead, via Devel- opment Fund. WLU students in the fall of '85 faced a housing shortage, increased tuition and residence Hall fees, a slightly improved Dining mecil and plan, a messy OFS (Ontario Federation of Students) campaign. There few were a good things in 1985 too. the end of the WLU had set By first month, up two committees that would monitor food standards and employee grievances, hope- fully resolving the problems that surfaced months earlier. In Febru- students elected student which ary a government promised positive students and change for a commitment to real student issues includ- and ing housing, OSAP reform, greater student involvement in decision-making. The growth of WLU's BACCHUS across Canada was con- tinued that smaller Canadian proof a campus could influence social and attitudes toward alcohol. The change construction of a moto- rized lift for the for the disabled and library improved access was a long-overdue improvement. Beyond the disappointing and successful it will be Brigitte Bouckaert's death in September of 1985 that will be remembered. Her death put everything else in perspective. We learned that nothing is more important than human life itself: we must take all and measures to protect enhance it. Fred Taylor Paranoia is a symptom created by psychologists RE: Nov. 28 has article, "Everyone Tony is on one asked, "How are social Spencer babbling about, you?" does not meet with Generally derides you for ineptitude in Thinks I'm Paranoid" it is about normal reactions situa- and received the "How It to reply, are Accepted Edible Products aspects. never tells you that, This like other articles is many tions most people are to. you?" and usually neither (GAEP). I will "The flood is over" (What does subjected party Tough. eat it any- an assault on the intelligence of POINT 1: When ask cares. Why bother is any people responding? way. The Torque Room, also given that mean?). The computer right- reasonable human being on earth how are. The answer is with who you easy ignoring. mention, is not a place 1 frequent fully indignant people or anywhere else reasonable hu- Why do bother to ask how POINT 2: Uncool food. because lack It is of the last people they probably don't serve any sense. one man are encountered. are? If Ham beings know that most sandwiches be safe but 1 and bastions of solutions to com- you they may yogourt you can never get a logical The article commences discuss- I likely they are going to get, "Fine, don't like them. like yogourt. Lots table to yourself. plex situations. Always patient, ing a mental and fin- derangement How are the be- of It's safer because you?" question yogourt. it POINT 3: Big Dicks. never antagonistic. ishes with drivel about comes An comes to sealed and paranoid superfluous. exponen- you with a What about micros? POINT 5: Getting Drunk. this and paranoid that. The fact of better solution visible best before drunk tially is to ignore date (even POINT 4: Computer Rooms. The time when someone is is the matter is that it is not paranoia walk people who would never know who, what The the the time when someone is into a only away though you computer is only entity in put anyway without the social or under what circumstances it was existence which graces today will deal on theCORD of to responding Every- packaged). Yogourt, however, an honest level with It continued on 7 your query. you. never page weekly WilfridLfltllier UniverS't? Editor Fred Taylor The Cord Weekly is published weekly during the fall and winter Kurtz Editor Andrea academic President Lynn News Cole terms. Editorial opinions are independent of the Univer- Kelly Ass't News Editor Liz Jefferson and Student Directors Jamie Gorham, Theresa sity, WLUSU, Publications. The Cordis a member of Nault Matt the Peter Lear, Roger Entertainment Editor Johnston Canadian University Press news cooperative. 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Piper, Ingrid Randoja, Reid, Rich Scott, may reproduced without permission Campus Plus (416)481-7283 Ron Shuttleworth, Susan Wallace 7 comment THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 9, 1986 Men and porn Question The shoe's on the other foot of the Week room. Now how does this tie in to what I saw over Christmas? guest comment Over Christmas I observed reactions from some by guys. These guys had been making the most of their pay and watched Charles Maria Stanborough t.v. "The Evil That Men Do," a Bronson movie. Yes, another mesh of violent images. Only this was violence with a twist. This was sexual of which violence men's genitals. One scene, really The question of pornography, erotica and censorship disturbed the male audience, showed a man receiving for Laurier in 1986? What are your predictions been "hot" item Where to draw the electric shocks other his testicles. The has a very recently. to, among parts, by Heather McAsh and Andrew Dunn line? Where does sexual pleasure end and degradation pain increased to the point where blood poured from the have but 1 will begin? I my own opinions, try to keep victim's mouth. Another scene showed a man being them under tabs. Instead, I want to bring your attention killed by having his testicles squeezed until he entered I to something observed over the Christmas break. convulsions, and then some. he Women may not accept the fact that they are con- The guys were horrified. One said that couldn't but head. stantly brutalized, raped and abused in today's films, sleep because these scenes kept going over in his they are used to the fact. I actually only realized to what These men were disgusted and repulsed. And they This the their of extent this went on last year. happened about should have been. This was first view physical I and it same time saw "Sudden Impact" was really upset abuse to their sexual parts. That doesn't mean that what is in in movies but this time it by the rape scenes. I finally realized depicted hasn't been suggested before, In this film shown film. these scenes happens daily. rape was not was actually on but still wondered what effect the scenes had And reaction? it was to condoned, I my Initially "good, they get Were not. 1 the on male viewers. they "turned on"? Hopefully see what it is like for once," but too was revulsed by is stories. if Sexual and physical abuse together one of the fears Nothing sexy, nothing to like except brutality, live with don't that that's 1 don't that in women have to every day. "No, wear your thing. Now, want to suggest All-round growth everything. from don't will once men see the other side of the out, you look too nice," (quote Mom). "No, pornography stop Bill Waters There walk home at night alone," (Dad). Women are raised to coin. Pornography is a billion dollar industry. are Business Diploma acknowledge sexual and physical abuse as a constant a lot of people's lives dependent on it. But maybe men have back from shouldn't be in risk. Men don't to worry about walking will see that sex "putting pain a stranger" drunk follows them attacks but be "a sweet David a party where some home, can actually thing" (quote Bowie, and them in their "Sweet them at their door rapes own living Thing"). Letters must be typed, double-spaced and handed into Paranoia the editor by Monday noon the week of publication. All letters must bear the author's full name and telephone and student numbers. Name be witheld The Cord reserves the to may upon request. right They'll probably raise tuition fees. continued from page 6 refuse submission which it considers sexist, homophobic, any racist, Jodi Brady libellous or in bad taste. All submissions are to for compromising position or tried to subject editing 2nd Year Business be taken advantage of. Judging length. from conversations with the boys this has defi- hypothesis proven nitely true. Any logically thinking would that in person realize only Sincere apologies complete control can someone re- main above the compromisors. It is with more than just a bit of had been originally plagiarized by POINT 6: Christmas. embarrassment that I must write "co-authors" and thus by sub- Christmas has transcended the my this retraction arti- it under concerning my mitting to the Cord my juvenile level of being afraid of 1985 cle, in the Nov. 28, Cord, name I was committing the same. Santa. Now it is the superficial and about While it exams. was to my 1 must accept full responsibility esoteric banalities perpetrated on that this of knowledge was a reprint and my sincere apologies out to More the Yuletide revelers by businessmen go of same. a column 1 submitted with several the original authors from the Pen- Nick Pitt and it provides compromisors with of my friends to my high school nsylvania State University "INTER- 3rd Year English another opportunity to get people I didn't understand that it COM" Nov the Cord drunk. paper, (17 1977), would be it and and wrong to reprint staff, you the reader for mis- In conclusion: Paranoia is a failed the Cord of this. into the to notify leading you thinking mate- dreamt up symptom propagated by What 1 didn't it was realize, though rial was original. psychologists, perpetrated on the recently brought to my attention, masses for the psychologists own 85 was that percent of the material Mark Vandenhazel pleasures in watching people writhe neurosis or for in an imagined profit motives. People who claim paranoia are Thank I think Joan Collins will visit and you ... only to get attention, trying lab. trying have a baby in the biology into a state of to get the people Janice On behalf of the Students' Union I things we are grateful and we wish Duggan that is nice and believing everyone Honours would like to take this opportunity to her the best in her retirement. 3rd Year History the world is nice and everything is express our sincere thanks to Mrs. that NICEI by distorting the facts Margaret Lippert, Housing Officer Melany Franklin people are violent and aggressive at WLU Housing Office, for the Vice-President University Affairs their bv nature and will pursue own compassion and hard work she has objectives inconsiderate of the con- shown for the past twenty years. On behalf of all of those involved sequences on their hedonistic jour- As Housing Officer she has under- with Laurier Day we would from 1985, ney oppressed to oppressor. stood the students many problems sincerely like to thank all of those So, Tony Spencer, laugh a little can encounter when house-hunting individuals who donated their timeas nervous laugh and then rationally and has readily cooperated and tour guides and make the consider helped day that, "You gotta be trusted worked with area landlords and the that success it was. Over one the that lie by people you to, so WLUSU's Legal Resource Centre. hundred volunteers made the I'll be hanging around Laurier for when they turn their backs day on you She had even a habit of taking stu- THANK happen. YOU!! some time you get a chance to put the knife quite dents who couldn't 112) find accommoda- in. John Peco, Jaquelyn Ducette Painting tions into her own home. For these Peter J. Lemmen II Tour Guide Coordinators Ist Year Concourse W.L.U.L.A by Ron Shuttleworth the They'll screw up proposal for the arts centre. Tammy Mcßride 3rd Year Communication Studies 8 Thursday, January 9, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY news Cheers for a shorter academic year Andrew Reid the Senate motion to term is the best because it ics 100 will be by accept a 62-day term. was subsequently moved plan now offered in two This plan would entail the end of Other Business. offers consistency. All classes will half-year courses to be called Eco- Laurier students will have fewer nomics 120 140. exams on December 22 and April At the beginning of Other Busi- have an equal number of hours per and classes each term due 30 student It will also students with next year to next year. ness, senator Andy Berg term. give the new legislation passed at Dec- moved a term distances to travel a The quickly sixty-day long longer Department of English will 5 ember meeting of the Wilfrid Senate might have adopted this proposal that would end exams Christmas vacation, and give be pro- offering a new course in 1986- Laurier Senate. December 19 27. time for research. University proposal, but student senator Mike and April Stu- fessors more 87 entitled Language and Rhetoric. A to create a thirteen- that the motion dent successful in The December of Senate proposal O'Brien out senators were meeting Most of over pointed the 100 major and week academic year was defeated could not be put forward at this this attempt to get what they also focused on a variety of course minor changes made this year after some debate. After this Business because was the best and additions. point, Arising, thought proposal changes occurred in the departments of motion's Arthur dean defeat, Read, the new had been dealt passed. Several courses were added or motion not English, History, and Religion and of Arts and Science, motioned that with at the previous meeting. The They believe that the 60-day changed at the meeting. Econom- Culture. 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Waterloo 885-5840 t ■hhhmb news THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 9, 1986 9 Peterson denounces cuts PARTY ! with Campus Marketing HALIFAX (CUP) — Ontario's David Peter- Wilson announced the cuts in late Sept- YOUR BEST DEAL TO FLORIDA son led a pack of premiers at November's ember. DAYTONA BEACH first ministers' conference in denouncing Pawley said the Mulroney government's Ottawa's plan to cut $6 billion from federal actions were "indistinguishable from the transfer payments to the provinces. approach of the former government." "What Peterson said reductions to the federal happened to the new era in federal-prov- government's contributions to health and incial relations?" he asked. post-secondary education funding will "cut into our to provide the faculties, called right ability Pawley on Mulroney to imme- YOU DRIVE THE PARTY) libraries, and state-of-the-art that action (TO equipment diately suspend on any cuts to federal are needed to teach and train the next gener- programs affecting the provinces for the next ation of Canadians." two He said years. Mulroney's argument He told minister Brian that the prime Mulroney provinces have to bear a fair share in the first financ- order that ministers must approach toreduce the federal deficit is "phony". sfi* ing "in a that does not jeopardize our "The provinces all face financial ' way pres- ' WE DRIVE (THE PARTY STARTS HERE) /iv commitment class national to first health sures, especially the smaller ones," he said, care and first-rate education and training." "and we all have to make hard choices. The Manitoba Peterson joined premier How- issue isn't the deficit. It's priorities." ard Pawley and just-defeated Quebec Premiers Jim Lee of P.E.1., Richard Hat- premier Pierre-Marc Johnson in criticising field of New Brunswick, and Brian Peckford the federal government's "unilateral" action of Newfoundland also denounced the cuts in INCLUDES: fm "112 JMIMt m ' % in the Established their proposing cuts to Pro- addresses the con- to • opening two-day Round trip motor coach tronsportotion to beautiful jl ■ \\ Beach DRIVE We use 9ft- Finance minister Michael ference. Daytona (WE Packages Only) J ' I grams Financing. IvHL modern highway coaches •Eight Florida days/seven endless nights one our rUBk exciting oceanfronthotels locatedright on tneDaytona *W Beach strip Yourhotelhasa beautiful000 l sun deck air the loose conditionedrooms, color TV anaa nice long stretch of torn •A schedule deck 99ni Peeping on full of FREE pool parties every day •A full listof pre-arranged discountstosave you money m 112 Daytona Beach • \A Travel representatives to insure a smooth tnp and a ' * BURNABY, B.C. (CUP) — Simon Fraser surveillance around all the resi- stepped up good time 7| University (SFU) security can't seem to nab dences. • Optional side excursions to Disney World Epcot deep I sea fishing, party cruises, etc ' who has a man been peering through the • All taxes and tips windows of residences since campus Sept- "We're to catch this going guy one way or ember. the if 1 A — A S other, have to come in at 3 o'clock in SPEND WEEK NOT FORTUNE "Twice have within we gotten twenty feet the morning," said Bennett. I of said FOR FURTHER INFORMATION Departure. Sal. Feb. 15 , him," Tom Bennett, SFU's director of "We've !OUS developed a very efficient hit on CmulMo^lnc _ >n Conaao . Return. Sun. rcb. 2J ... offering'ou's im "But he's to ona ihe>e'o and mediate end the SUDBURY, Ont. (CUP) — Essay an to dispute. exam-laden students at Laurentian Univer- Staff association president Gisele Pageau . the students that clerical sity felt their burdens ease a little as 160 was as happy as university support staff returned to work workers, technicians, and other employees after a 30-day strike in November. had returned to work. "It's been she said. FOR "Relief" was the one-word from one month," YOU response long student Margot Doey when asked about the The main issue was the installation of a end of the strike. system for granting equal pay for work of Monday Jan. 13 equal value. 112 UVr\ The strike came weeks after a The new which just six deal, was ratified by 75 ""Cities' Night strike resolved. The of the association faculty was support percent members, will re- |lWereforYoul strike meant students weren't receiving tran- align pay scales to remove the "terrible" scripts, marks weren't being posted, library inequalities of the previous system, she said. ot The It provides a books remained unstacked, and the process- for joint administration staff Keg! of awards described committee to evaluate and ing student was as a the var- \vnjay classify ious into "disaster". jobs eight pay scales. Since that There were mile-long traffic jams coming has yet to take place, Pageau into of the strikers' said there is campus because picket no way of knowing how much line. the will re-alignment cost the university. She A week before the settlement, 2000 of estimates, however, that Laurentian will A benefit in support of ( I 3500 signed a have to about Laurentian's students petition pay $100,000 in additional / the development programs of I VaHL!!£j!l£4§|3 J *x» ,J. Tr. " asking universities' minister Greg Sorbara to salaries. \ JAm( the University of Waterloo mp* M112 * and Wilfrid Laurier University. Students can sue school son foundthat the rules TORONTO (CUP) — Students disgruntled Sigurdson governing Special University Features do with the is can sue the Ryerson not exclude the courts from way a course taught breach of contract. institution offering it, an Ontario court has deciding Alma Mater Mushrooms stuffed Escargot ruled. Chicoine's lawyer, Frank Hubscher, said Engineeribus $3.75 the decision the situa- Provincial court judge Pamela Thomson "certainly opens up Board of Governors Grill $8.95 that tion" for students to take action Sigurdson concluded recently a 37- legal against Co-op Cheesecake $2.75 year-old former student at Ryerson Poly- their schools. Newbrough's New York Neptune $ 12.95 technical Institute the school be- can sue Ryerson's lawyer, Alison Young, argued Weir-dough bread free with meal de- cause one of its professors allegedly in court that allowing the action to proceed and much more... official course outline. would parted from the open the floodgates for lawsuits. Hughes Chicoine, a professional photo- Afterward she downplayed the ruling. "I in failed a think grapher an upgrading program, don't it's that big a deal. In the final course in 1981-82. I compulsory third-year analysis don't think students care enough He from the about the was expelled program. course outline being adhered to." Council of Ontario Universities informa- Chicoine internal univer- tion officer Will appealed using Sayers agreed with the two sity procedures and was eventually offered lawyers that education malpractice is a bur- u. of W. Warrior's Band the chance the course. to repeat geoning area. "It's the kind of litigation he small Unsatisfied, took the case to whose time has probably come." W.LU.'s Golden Hawk claims courts to recover about $630 in tui- He said university presidents are likely tion and $800 in student loans. some following the case with interest, but added the court's jurisdic- "there's Ryerson challenged no reason to think that there's a tion in the case. groundswell of protest coming" from stu- the out dents Although courts traditionally stay who think an institution hasn't kept its • of internal Thom- The 400 St. W. at Francis — university disputes, judge part of the bargain. Keg King Call ahead for reservations: 742-5562 V * 10 Thursday, January 9, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY Listen to this There are a lot of sound reasons why KRAFT DINNER* Macaroni & Cheese is a favourite course KRAFT cheddar. on so many campuses. It's easy and nutritious. It's sot the great taste of And it fits tight schedules and budgets. 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( J The One & Only hs>Sk (KRAFT) '' *TM Of KRAFT LIMITED c 1986 Kraft Limited I ' : THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 9, 1986 11 Entertainment 1985-theyear in discs "Weil, no-oneever left alive in Nineteen-Hundred and Eighty- Five would ever d0..." -Paul McCartney What went on in popular music in 1985? There seems to be no absolute consensus, but some Cord Weekly entertainment writers were willing to try and make sense of it a11... Scott Piatkowski will In the recording industry, 1985 be remembered for a variety of it was the of the Records from things. Firstly, year flop. "superstars" Men Prince, At Work, and the Pointer Sisters failed to live up to expectations both in quality and sales. 1985 Alternately, could be called the year of the rip-off. Try, for example, playing Phil Collins' Sussudio immediately after Prince's 1999; Platinum Blonde's Somebody Somewhere after the Furs' Ghost in You; or John Mellencamp's Rumbleseat after Badlands by Springsteen. This was also the when bands who had long been year many popular 9) Sting — Dream Of The Blue with FM listeners hit with the crowd. it big pubescent Depeche Mode, Turtles Scritti and Minds mind as Politti, Simple come to immediately A wonderful bit of self-indul- examples. from the gence self-proclaimed We 1985 the the will remember as year of cause. Northern Lights world's best songwriter. Now can contributed Tears Are Not while USA For Africa We Enough, sang we have the Police back? Are the World (and you're not). The Sun City apartheid protest and were also issued. Greenpeace 10) Phil Collins - No Jacket Born In Some of the best selling albums of the year, such as The Reauired USA and were leftovers from 1984. Reckless, actually This Englishman is in danger of Canadian particularly Adams, Hart, Gowan artists, Bryan Corey over-exposing himself (Lionel and Bruce Cockburn were quite successful domestically and inter- Richie syndrome). As long as he nationally while Canadian producer David Foster was in great puts out albums of this quality, it's demand. okay by me. 4) Motley Crue — Theatre Of 5) Platinum Blonde — Alien What follows is list of choices for the best and albums of a my worst Pain Shores 1985. 1 make for either off favourite album no apologies leaving your 11) The — Aural Stranglers is the of If these Theatre of Pain story peroxide pretties ever or including one you despise. Sculpture how, on $2 Tuesdays, Cineplex had an original idea, their hair Don't be scared off the by name. for- straps people in their seats and would revert to its natural colours This quartet plays some of the ces them to listen to this album. from the shock. Fears — 5) Tears For Songs sweetest rock heard since 1970. has with little TOP 20 OF 1985 Never a group so Rom The Big Chair talent got a recording contract. Orzabal A great listen. Roland 12) The Dream Academy has to the more managed simplify One of the rare records to com- complex ideas of The Hurting so bine harmon- Paul MacDonald 1) Gowan — Strange Animal great instrumentation, that even a child brilliant twelve-year-old ies, and lyrics. Brilliant songs, perfor- can understand them and buy brilliant just ... The of musical artists on have been mances, production ... accomplishments vinyl may them. If 13) — Brother overshadowed in such Farm Aid brilliant (and Canadian). you Supertramp 1985 by rock events as Live Aid, or Where You Bound to this Artists United all of which dealt with ever get a chance see man Against Apartheid, politics on one China Crisis — Flaunt The 6) Essentially half an album another. live, don't miss it! only level or The past year ushered in many important new Imperfection from half a but nonetheless is in group, albums. Here my list of the best and worst 1985: If find can any "imper- a What 2) The Style Council —Intern- you highly competent offering. fection" on this album, have ationalists/OurFavourite Shop you it needs is Roger Hodgson. better ears than 1 do. Smooth and The Council You like his but TOP 10 OF 1985 7) Style —Inter- may not politics, the best for nationalists admit that Paul Weller perfect are adjectives 14) Jane Siberry — The Speck- you have to this Paul Weller offering. less — applies a textured is extremely talented. This album Sky 1) The Cult Love to music different musical Canada's of the eclectic A vibrant and intense sound quality that he once cre- embraces many queen continues to "muse much will ated with the Jam. styles, all with tremendous success. aloud", married to potent lyrics. People to the delight of serious music fans five ten from now that say or years Do 8) Tom Petty And The everywhere. they knew of them all along. Heart- and listen it. breakers — Southern Accents yourself a favour to — You know 15) Kate Bush Hounds Of you're doing some- when Bob — thing right Love 2) New Order Low Life Dylan asks to tour in of him. Not up to Kate's usual high The layers of different musical you support standards, but a sub-par Kate Bush movementsall seem to invert them- better than The Cure — The Head On is no Kate Bush at all. selves in this accessible and enjoy- 9) 14 able LP. The Door continued on page Robert Smith continues to bring — his musical 3) The Waterboys This Is The impressions to a com- Sea manding form. TOP 5 TURKEYS OF An arrangement of acoustic- driven that Sting — Dream Of The Blue 1985 songs seem to climb 10) into people's minds time and again. Turtles So it's being overplayed, I don't 1) Freddie Mercury — Mr. Bad The care. The album sounds Guy 4) Boomtown Rats — In turns good An title. The Long Grass over and over again. apt Alternative names Bob Geldof's fame could be Mr. Arrogant, Mr. as an organ- izer is overshadowed by his talent Annoying, or Mr. 32 Tracks Of for and My Own Voice On Each Song. writing honest consistent WORST 2 ALBUMS Truly nauseating. songs. — Lovin' — Loverboy 3) Simple Minds Once 7) Rational Youth — Heredity 1) Every A Time A effort from the Minute Of It — Upon great rational 2) Dead or Alive Youth- 5) Talking Heads — Little More like minute of Although it is by no means their youth Tracy Howe (and friends). auake Creatures loving every all those best this is excellent. Rational of it themselves (and album, record Youth, course, used to Don't let tell differ- A that fails pre- anyone you group never to pro- band It should be and be a until Howe fired of pubescent girls). highly successful, all the ently: this is DISCO! You might as vide inventive music. This record it's about other time. musicians. The album is uni- well save and out reflects their your money dig ability to assure peo- formly excellent. 2) Prince — Around The Wortd your old copy of Saturday Night ple that music can still be enjoyed. In A 4) Eurythmics — Be Yourself Fever. Day Paul 1 wonder if Prince has 8) — The really pur- Tonight Young Secret Of 6) Tom Waits — Raindogs Association on the brain. It's a pleasure for fans to finally — ple 3) Mick Jagger She's The A difficult album to sit through. hear Annie Lennox let loose, and The best interpreter of other Boss It is worthwhile to listen to one of to hear Dave Stewart demonstrate peoples in doesn't this retire? His songs contemporary Why guy rock's great legends expand mod- his well his popular music. The guitar ability as as synth man's voice is just keep getting if ern music choice collec- songs worse, through more of the best and worst on the skills. among best. that's still possible. tions of rhythms. 12 page 12 Thursday, January 9, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY entertainment Discs elton john he does the to Mandel plays synthesizers, as on One has wonder whether George Michael entire himself castrated ice album. had to perform his brain- on fire in Her the lead killing part Wrap Up, track on side two. Besides being blatantly sexist, the Cry to Heaven is one of the few likeable is Satellite geffen records song just annoying. contains one of compositions on the record. Taupin's lyrics are similes and of Taupin's worst one John's most superb to a enough bolster hollow melody . Mel forgettable melodies. by Scott Piatkowski Gaynor of Simple Minds provides the drums on the following number, Soul Glove, though Elton John has hit a new low. The man that' he not want admit it once he hears the The next track entitled may to is Tell Me What the has put out such superb offerings as Goodbye finished product. Papers Say. Owing to the disastrous Yellow Brick Road and Too Low For Zero attempts funk in It is a fact about Ice On Fire that at this Elton will revealing song, not want to should be ashamed to release a piece of vinyl know what even Nikita, by far the best on album, the song the papers have to say. Candy By as pathetic as Ice On Fire. The low quality of the Pound is not particularly outstanding. Notable guests sounds like most of the other the music is a tragedy in view of the star- songs this on the album — on song are bass player David Paton of awful. The final piece, Shoot studded cast of players and Bernie Taupin's The Alan Parsons Project, Nik Kershaw on Down the Moon, is another average song, but fine lyrics. customary and it sounds guitar George Michael on backing vocals. incredibly good after the of bit of rest the The album begins with an emetic The and Dea- album. Pino presence of Roger Taylor John Pallidino (yes, that's his real pseudo-funk called This Town, featuring Sister con of from Paul Queen on Too Young cannot alter the name) Young's Royal vocals. Fred Family plays Sledge on background Queen's bass track. fact that the song has been done before. on this The year in discs continued from page 11 Charles Bukowski this - sleazy Rich Scott TOP 10 ALBUMS OF 3) REM Fables Of The story, album would be Reconstruction America's continually play- the 1985 best band delivers their third clas- ing in background. A guided America's broken sic. A mighty display of thoughtful, tour through dreams and lowlife. 1) Prefab Sprout —Steve touching, and beautiful music. Fascinating. Let's take out the 1985 trash first: Springsteen, Madonna, Gowan, McQueen (domestically titled Adams, Hart, The Cure, Tears For The Cult, Love and Fears, The Fall — This Nation's Sav- — 6) Two Wheels Good) 4) Pogues Rum, Sodomy The The Clash al and will Rockets, Simple Minds, U2, Alarm, et were, Grace An immaculate collection of in- And The Lash ing remain forever, flashy, trashy, gimmicky, overblown megabores. (God are in but Jagged, demanding tunes credibly crafted songs. Elvis Cos- They punky attack, that felt good!) coupled with Mark E. Smith's eva- tello is still king, but Paddy McA- largely indebted to traditional Irish 1985 was business as usual. If wanted some truly great music you and folk The sive but brilliant lyrics. What loon is out for his crown. English music. Pogues you you had to search, but the rewards were incalculable. The following speak for thousands of dishear- need? Absolutely! deserve to be applauded: Microdisney, Los Lobos, Suzanne Vega, 2) The Jesus And Mary Chain tened British youth, but their appeal Jonathan Richman, Primal Scream, The Loft, Robert Cray, Fine Nick Cave And The Bad — Psychocandy is universal. 7) Young Cannibals, The Three Johns, East Avenue Leonard Energy, Seeds — The Brats but this band Firstborn Is Dead they may be, That Petrol The and a few others. a Cohen, Emotion, Scientists, Also, Nick continues the — to explore has produced the ultimate combi- 5) Tom Waits Raindogs thank big you to Blue Note for re-releasing so many classic jazz nation If Norman Rockwell's whole- lives of the damned. A musical tour of sweetness and savagery. albums. May who contributed to music's development con- everyone de force, but not for the The Norman Bates of albums! some characters came to life in a squeamish. pop tinue to do so in 1986. continued on 14 page GENERAL MEETING OF THE WLUSU CORPORATION THURSDAY, JANUARY 16,1986 TURRET, 2:30 P.M. • ALL STUDENTS ARE VOTING MEMBERS • WLUSU IS YOUR CORPORATION, SO ATTENDANCE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT • THE BYLAWS ARE IN NEED OF UPDATING, AS THE LAST GENERAL MEETING WAS APPROX. 5 YEARS AGO. • MORE INFO WILL FOLLOW OR ASK: -WLUSU PRESIDENT MATT CERTOSIMO -WLUSU EXECUTIVE V.P. JEFF KAAKE THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 9, 1986 13 Public Reading First Love The cliffs rise up in their threatening bluntness, Waves beat on the jagged, moss-covered rocks. A lone figure stands in solitude above the shoreline, Her fine, chestnut hair windblown, eyes stained. The long dress ruffled, the knitted shawl waving, That endless, blackish blue expanse joining the horizon, Its hypnotizing trance cast, her thoughts reminiscent, Calling towards it loved ones, but never giving up its dead. In her subconscious she knew, beyond all manner of a doubt, The first love of her beloved would always be the sea. That consistently swelling antagonist who is heartless and cold, And her resistance, to rival in the losing battle of evermore. had been Acquiring these sorrows left unexplained. She knew not whether they were self-inflicted, Or had been inherited from the legacy of old, Passed down by others who had known her isolation. To endure the hours of uncertainty, alone, in the dark, Listening to the howling, salty gales neverending in their fury. Awaiting, through the hell of day and night, the old man's decree, Fearful she will break and lose all chance of ever knowing. widowhood? Why has God willed her a destiny threatened with An existence unparalleled in loneliness and fear of death. The days flow into weeks, seawater into the cracked cliffs, Crumbling rock and hope fall into the churning swell. Her watch from the bluffs has become a personal vigil, above and Eyes unable to pierce the fog, dense and stagnant below. calls the She calls his name and listens she again hours pass. surf. Then suddenly an irregularity above the steady crashing the her lover home? An oar slapping the crest of wave carrying shoulders sweatered in The red woolen cap, the back and sternmix, All hers be kind to those who love him. now, for the old man can Woman descends cliff, parting of man and water, the passionate embrace. William Penny Promise best in the Keeping The punched my friend face. I told of crime. I It was late the next morning when was my But time denied of since I didn't remember the inci- I declared, "I'm going to stop smoking.'' as passed doing this, course, I didn't remember off 26er. I from that cold and dark New Year's Eve when i pledged my dent, but then again finishing my and two but like the record that can't be fixed he resolution,. I soon realized that "saying" "doing" are pleaded my innocence, he opposites. echoed, "Excuses, excuses I was surprised when said to In the "Look what did!" to his bruised and swollen 1 can remember that night as if it just happened. newly me, you pointing the didn't he he had it renovated basement of my best friend's house, we greeted cheek, that he punch me. Maybe thought arms. was crowded with for his act of violence last I knew that I was ready new year with open The family-room coming night. to at moment. heated I our friends; a cloud of smoke hung near the ceiling. Vertical duck any In the middle of our argument wide all of the staircase. It knotty-pine boards no more than eight inches covered saw two pairs legs emerging on was Dwight the walls. There was a fieldstone fireplace with a long mantel- and Ann. them the since had been piece from an old barn beam at the end of theroom. Fireplaces We called "permacouple" they It have this incredible ability to create a warm atmosphere. This together for as long as anyone dared to remember. was obvious that if night was no exception. we were fighting, as Dwight interrupted, "Hey, of of who's clean this don't During the dying minutes 1983, the echoes resolutions yous are fight'n over gonna up mess, from the stereo. We'll could be heard over the pop music originating worry. help." I "Who's As lemmings go to the sea, people say their resolutions on New tried to side-step. fight'n?" 1 I As I said this Ed look and his teeth like Year's Eve. was caught off guard, though. hadn't thought of gave me a dirty showed words without He his then "You see where one and spoke those any thought. a vicious dog. pointed to face, said, not than I had made and he last It was more a minute after my vow, punched me night." of from the the sounds of twelve bells were heard, that my best friend This brought about a great roar laughter perma- the cleverly snatched my pack of cigarettes from my shirt-pocket. couple; I added to it also, hoping this would end squabble. He slowly waved it in front of me at a distance a touch more than Ed demanded cynically, "What's so funny?" I sensed his motivation he at arm's length away. as glanced the "Your ugly face," was my comment. and from the "You fireplace. Its bright orange red coal glowed within shut up!" he yelled at me. pile of round logs as bright blue and yellow flames and sparks By this time, Dwight and Ann were almost in tears from out I shot straight up of sight. knew the hungry beast could laughter. devour hard wood in minutes and cigarettes, no doubt, in an "Don't don't she out the words with in ... spat giggles instant. "You remember?" between, ... I I that I "Remember he But didn't care; said was going to stop smoking. Mind what?" enquired. wits lost in 26er the "Last the last to leave the you, my were my half-empty standing on bar; night, we were ones party," Dwight if this line he like 'Jim however, I pleaded would most certainly say, explained. was passed out on the couch. You were laugh- record that What I to do? at him out that. You had the skips, excuses, excuses .... was ing because he just flopped like a glass I the and When stood back and watched the murder take place. He threw in each hand, you were leading us out. you got into the centre ofthe with hit face the pack fire, no sign of remorse or guilt. half-way up the stairs, you tripped and your on death I I The seemed to take much longer than had thought. bottom of one of the glasses." I could feel the pain; could hear their screams, "Help us! Help us! When I heard this I said to myself, "Thank God! I'm saved," us! Save us!" Nonetheless, there do I roared believe. Ed Save was nothing I.could then with laughter like you wouldn't just except watch. I watched the white cardboard and its contents stood there. His bottomjaw sunk to the floor with shock, and his thecolour of the coals. I raised red slowly turn to my glass, stared at face was as as a cherry. cheerful then few "Ashes to his now face, mutteredthese words, Afew days later, he gathered up enough energy to apologize, dust to mourned but We and still If it ashes, dust," then silently by myself. that wasn't necessary. were best friends, are. It didn't take long for the first three hours of the new year to wasn't for his help 1 don't think I could have ever quit smoking. disappear. Everyone had left by this time. I, being in no state to found drive home, a place to pass out, but before doing so, I James E. Piper 14 January 9, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, entertainment Co-op 1985 students! continued from page 12 Your WLU-er/Directory, Wall 8) Husker Du — Flip Your Wig This Minneapolan trio's mam- Calendar and Pocket Planner, moth noise has given the hardcore scene a deserved shock. Their other produced by Student Publications, 1985 release, New Day Rising, are available at the InfoCentre. also warrants high praise. Scott Piatkowski 9) The Replacements — Tim continued from Another Minneapolan power- page 11 house. Despite moving to a major remain label these boys funny, — BOWLING cyn- 16) The Alarm Strength ical and raucous as ever. This Welsh foursome writes some of the best songs available. 10) The June Brides — There | The vocals of Mike Peters are defi- are Eight Million Stories... nitely not the group's "strength". Ramonic guitars abound in this of and glorious romp urgency 17) John Cougar Mellen- 19) Paul Hyde And The Pay- spunk. camp — Scarecrow w. olas — Here's The World ForYa Not terribly original, but it's nice A greatly under-rated album to see the "Little Bastard" finally which betrays the group's earlier mature. Much to the surprise of TOP 3 SINGLES sound (and name), but maintains demon- everyone, Mellencamp its tradition of wry social comment. strates a social conscience. MON.—THURS. 11 pm to lam VpßfffflHV 1) James — Jim II (If Things Brian Plummer And The From A 20) Were/Hymn — village) 18) Dire Straits Brothers In BRUNSWICK FREDERICK Suspects Arms LANES This album wasn't rated at all. The Triffids — Field Of Glass 2) A highly over-rated record which FREDERICK MALL Plummer has been done a great KITCHENER (EP) tails off rapidly after the first three the of 576-1160 injustice through ignorance Mark can do songs. Knopfler 3) The Ramones —Bonzo the radio stations. better. Goes To Bitburg am K ; - j s c world. C Krausen brewed in small batches, one of the longest aged beers in the y ~~ " ~ — _____ ~~ THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 9, 1986 15 etcetera to be to be classifieds ...... Thursday Sunday Tuesday Wednesday Personals Personals January 9 12 January January 14 January 15 BEWARE ...THE Baracudas are A.M. TORONTO was Fantastic. RELIGION & CULTURE MUSIC AT NOON A SERVICE BAGEL BRUNCH: TheWaterloo Lec- to do it again real presents Alec of Holy Commun- back. They'll eat you alive!!! We'll have Jewish StudentsAssociation will ture: Dr. Amanda Porterfield of Catherwood, violin; Gisela Dep- ion, presented by the Lutheran soon. Love J. - the of New cello; and Leslie De'Ath, meet from 11:30 1:30 in Room University Syracuse, kat, Campus Ministry, will take place GLAD YOU'RE legal Darren and of York, will on 'Feminism as in the T.A. Admission is at 11 a.m. in the 110, U W's Campus Centre. speak piano, Keffer Memorial Giselle! Best wishes to you and Stenographic is welcome! a New Religion' at 4 p.m. in the free and all are welcome. Chapel. Coffee hour Everyone follows. everyone for a great year! Love PMC. Services Everyone is welcome! EMC. RESUME WRITING Workshop of IS YOUR life devoid meaning? will be held from 6-7 in THE SCIENCE-Fiction Club will WILL DO typing in my home. JOIN RECREATIONAL folk p.m. ALEC & THE 3 FFF: Good to lacklustre meet at 6:30 in Room Call Dianne 579-3741 Is Thursday a grey dance PlOO5. p.m. anytime. classes, 7:30-9:30 p.m., at have you all back. What a way to hole in a week full of lacklustre P3027/29. the AdultRecreation Centre, start - 185 off the new year orgy on holes? Well, have no grey you St. S., King Waterloo. No expe- Wednesday my waterbed. B. lost& Found excuse because., you could be rience ROMANCE LANGUAGES Lec- necessary. Admission is January 15 writing news! Meet Thursday at ture: Dr. Pablo Caceres will dis- $4, or $25 for 8 classes. For pay TERUKO: MA Bell sez 'No more LOST: FRESHWATER pearl for 2:30 p.m. coffee, donuts,and cuss The Meaning of the Nobel more info, call 576-2653. SUMMER JOB FAIR! Meet em- Give phone calls! someone else bracelet at the end of Nov. or insidelook at the sordid world Columbian an learn what Prize for the Narra- ployers and summer turn a (and your chequebook a beginning of Dec. Contact Karen of news. Ask for Andrea or Liz or tive' at 7 in the Niobe jobs they are offering in '86. Laur- p.m. rest!).' From your Buddies. at 743-8089 or 884-2990. name and number. It's Monday Admission is free leave your ier's first Summer Job Fair will Lounge (SUB). said we're hard for wri- are been up 13 take - 4 in and all welcome. 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Keffer in PlOO5. how can be a part service at 10 in the The Cord 'I '■■'■ >* ". /ok 1 v The 2:30 to 4 p.m. you p.m. /[■■ . ■ AN 'ESSENTIAL STUDY' will Cord/ 1 The You supply the coffee; we'll bring Memorial Chapel. Coffee hour The fek y fc^4 he The : ; Y take from 7-9 in the " place p.m. the donuts. follows. Everyone is welcome. , Kyi £fck| j THE WLU Ensemble PMC. 1 The Baroque The CA l?); -fie>. y s '' will perform in the T.A. at 8 The Cord Weekly V:: v p.m. SOCIAL WORK Colloquium: Mr. Upcoming *~ •/ The Cord WeeEfy Cord Week lyy ;•. . ,V^: cWeeV 1 v The $2 for students, are ; Tickets, at UNIVERSITY FUND—RAISING Mike Jones and Dr. Colin Malo- Events The Cord Weekly The Cord Weekly /('.". 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The career areas which will be might choose, whateach Services is sponsoring a Career jobinvolves 10 a.m. -1 p.m., Concourse what exist - include opportunities for Services Night from 6 8 p.m. in the represented journalism, career human social advancement, what of Paul Martin Centre. This event was resources, services, type salary 27 Monday, January Thursday, January 30 might etc. organized as a result of feedback planning, computing, library/ you expect, There will be ARTS & SCIENCE CAREER NIGHT CAREERS IN BUSINESS no formal FOR from Arts & Science students who museum, lab technology, sales, presentations and the for- - 8 mat will be similar to 6 p.m. p.m., Paul Martin Cen. ARTS & SCIENCE STUDENTS i wanted the opportunity to learn teaching, government, banking, Career Fair, Refreshments 11:30 -1 about music, translation, and will also be a.m. p.m., P3015 career opportunities directly publishing, served law. A in Arts & Science throughout the Wednesday, January 29 related to their fields of study. background evening. to 25 disciplines is appropriate for all of Hope see you there! ARTS & SCIENCE STUDENTS: Tuesday, February 11 Approximately representatives, WHAT CAN PCS DO FOR YOU? SALES, SELLING, SUCCESS 12:30 - 1:30 CTB 4-209 6 - 8 p.m. p.m., p.m. p.m., Paul Martin Cen. SUMMER JOBS - SUMMER JOBS Huronia Historical Parks Atomic Energy of Canada Camp Edgewood Old Fort Henry THE Camp Wahonowin of Natural Resources SCANNING HORIZON Ministry /"X COSEP Cooper Sports Camp SWAP V FOR A CAREER? College Pro Painters ( 1 Work Crew Student Painters Ontario Place 'A Student Painters , Triple 7 Try scanning ARTS & SCIENCE Details on application procedures can be found in the I W CAREER NIGHT! Summer Job Binder in Placement and Career Services. \ Don't to check the summer job hotline for new summer V (oJ&fesJ. ' Monday, January 27,1986 forget / Call 884-1970 2608. 6:°0 - 8:00 Paul Martin Centre postings! ext. '/'///jZiX V Zr p.m., \ \ / IT Approximately 25 career representatives, most of RECRUITING \\ // them arts and science alumni, will be available to :|HHH \ \ HI discuss their occupations with you. \\ w Refreshments will be served. NOTES FOR nBSSBBH >f$\\ NjL fT£) For other Arts & Science Career Week activities GRADUATING \X,j33fr-. please see Coming Events. STUDENTS Although the majority of recruiters were on campus in the fall, a number H] are scheduledtovisitWLUduringthe H second term. Also, experience in past years indicates that additional recruiters will be contacting us over IH the next few months to participate in second-term recruiting. Remember that our mini-recruiting week is scheduled for .March 11-15 but JOB OFFER GUIDELINES employers are welcome on campus Ql ICDI lUCDLI I should not be forced tance dates because of anytime during second term so w To ensure fairness, equality, objec- 1, responses upcoming second interviews with other com — before four weeks have elapsed, STAY IN TOUCH there will be new five decision-making and profession- Graduating? Need some time off extensions be alism all in the except after March 1 when a may possible, postings throughout the term. by parties recruiting period panies, from school? PueblitoCanada is of two weeks is Drop by PCS to discuss this type of process, the University & College acceptable. that a non-profit organization situation. Students should Placement Association (UCPA) has However, students are never needsvolunteers to work in Costa offer it be established guidelines pertaining to encouraged to inform companies of accept an thinking can Rica of the Dominican cancelled at a later date-com Resume Printing Republic job offer acceptance dates. Forstu- thelrdecislonsassoonasposslble.lt an an action. ■ in administra- dents offers prior to offer is declined, it may mean panies could pursue legal q positions involving recieving job oeiVICe for anotherstudent. If it Is After have accepted an offer, j tion, teaching andmanual labour. December 31, employers are asked opportunity you notpossible to reach a decision eitherthrough on-campus recruiting ~ not to force prior to Janu- prior application deadline is JQn responses The hours for bringing your resume , search methods, ary15. For offers made after January to the recommendedforced accep- of other job please uary 24th for 2 positions in each into PCS for printing and for picking Inform PCS of the details. country. Positions start in May- up your resume after printing remain: Jun® 19®6 and last 14 month lf 12:00 -1:30 S; Tuesdays:' p.m. you ve been a camp counsellor, .... Wednesdays: 12:00 -1:30 Tr You been involved in community pro- \ attend a Career Exploration workshop and Interest Please remember that jects, or simply enjoy being with write an Inventory. 2. You check January Is a busy month and | our "CCDO" library for information on occu pations you're interested in. take 1 to 2 printing may 1/2 Permanent Job Binder for more j 3. You ask a staff I . member or one of our weeks. information. _ t||o Student Career Advisors where the "subject related box" is on your major so you can Y 112r—"3 check the At jobs previous grads have gotten. j D JJBnf Pf t 4- You attend other workshops. 5. If it's a summer job you're after you start fgHft'j checking our job files now. i#t|/pcs 6. You phone home and tell Mom and Dad that you're not as you used to be about what you Ah,, M. is ' L00KING W FEW GOOD \' PEOPLE e ,V Cjj) RIDE THE WAVE (* > TO A PRODUCTIVE SUMMER ) If You: I,ike to work with people Are interested in helping students with career concerns Are looking for a productive volunteer experience instead of a part-time job Could work 3 hours week approximately per HOW?: come to the SUMMER JOB FAI of Have LOTS energy WHEN?: Wednesday, January 15th, 10:30 - 4:00 O like to be Then you might a WHERE?: TURRET Student Career Advisor WHY?: TO MEET POTENTIAL SUMMER EMPLOYERS Applications and further informationavailable in Placement and Career Services, Lower Poor, StudentServices Centre.